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Cocks and Blow | Monday 12.02.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with
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Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Jerry Caldwell. Raj is out today and
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Speaker 1: we'll get into that a little bit.
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Speaker 2: Later.
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Speaker 1: We will have a very special edition of Believe It
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Speaker 1: or Not, starring our very own Raj Sharma.
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Speaker 2: That's coming up today in the Treehouse.
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Speaker 1: Right out of the gate, however, we need to talk
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Speaker 1: talk about something extremely important. If you walk into a
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Speaker 1: bar and there are chickens, are you going to stay
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Speaker 1: at that bar?
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Speaker 2: Or are you going to leave?
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Speaker 3: What are the chickens doing cocaine? Oh, I'm staying.
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Speaker 2: I was going to say it depends on the setting,
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Speaker 2: but I left out the cocaine on purpose there.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean that's if you walk into a
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Speaker 1: bar and there are chickens and there and there's cocaine,
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Speaker 1: do you stay or do you go?
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Speaker 2: And you know what, Trey, I thought.
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Speaker 1: I honestly thought way too long and way too hard
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Speaker 1: about my answer to my own question, and I think
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Speaker 1: I've come to the answer that as much as I
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Speaker 1: want to see what happened, I think I'd leave just
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Speaker 1: because I'm I'm older now and I'm I'm in search
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Speaker 1: of more of a low key bar environment. I'm no
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Speaker 1: longer in my twenties. And keep in mind, I've never
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Speaker 1: even done cocaine. I've been at bars with chickens. That's
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Speaker 1: not at first, that's old hat for me, but not
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Speaker 1: to you know, I've been I've been at bars with
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Speaker 1: chicken tenders, but not you know, chicken bumpers.
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Speaker 3: I've never done coke, but I've run bars where people
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Speaker 3: do coke and uh.
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Speaker 1: I've seen chickens and I've seen coke heads. I have
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Speaker 1: not seen those two worlds necessarily collide, and I'm not
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Speaker 1: sure my heart can take that.
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Speaker 3: I mean I would have to. I would want a
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Speaker 3: clear path to an exit, but at there's a train
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Speaker 3: wreck factor there. I don't know that I could. I
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Speaker 3: could walk away from. Yeah, don't get me wrong, it's empty.
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Speaker 3: It is extremely, extremely tempting. But that is a question
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Speaker 3: that some people had to actually answer in real life,
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Speaker 3: as opposed to it being just a question posed in
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Speaker 3: the middle of a show like we're doing here. Because
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Speaker 3: in Wisconsin, inside the l Colo Bar last Wednesday, the
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Speaker 3: open sign has been extinguished for the final time because
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Speaker 3: after closing Tuesday night, owner of the l Colo bar
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Speaker 3: in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, their license was permanently revoked.
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Speaker 1: He explained Wednesday, he's still concerned about an ongoing Milwaukee
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Speaker 1: police investigation stemming from a shots fired incident there in October.
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Speaker 1: At a Milwaukee Common Council committee meeting earlier in the month,
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Speaker 1: police discussed the October eighteenth incident by saying officers were
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Speaker 1: covered cocaine, drug paraphernalia, a suspected drug sales ledger, and
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Speaker 1: nine millimeter cartridges. Chickens were also located in the basement
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Speaker 1: of the tavern. In Milwaukee, up to four chickens can
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Speaker 1: be kept on residential property, but a permit is required
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Speaker 1: and the chickens must be an outdoor coops. So people
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Speaker 1: had to genuinely answer the question of if you walk
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Speaker 1: into a bar and there's chickens and cocaine, are you
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Speaker 1: going to stay or are you going to leave?
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Speaker 2: And that was a real.
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Speaker 1: Situation in Wisconsin recently because the bar was shut down
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Speaker 1: after chickens and cocaine.
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Speaker 2: Were found inside.
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Speaker 1: Wow Yeah, the owner is accused of shooting a gun
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Speaker 1: out of a window.
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Speaker 2: He denied that was him.
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Speaker 1: He said it was just some random person on the
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Speaker 1: sidewalk out front. He also said a bowl of cocaine
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Speaker 1: that police said they found inside the building.
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Speaker 2: What's not.
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Speaker 1: Keep in mind they didn't say bowl, yeah, exactly, It's
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Speaker 1: probably just the bowl of cocaine. The chickens, however, he
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Speaker 1: did admit to the local news that he was raising
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Speaker 1: a couple of chickens in the basement near the beer storage.
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Speaker 1: He explained at the city council meeting that he planned
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Speaker 1: on eating them. He says, the chickens that were located
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Speaker 1: in the basement of the tavern, I'm sorry. One of
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Speaker 1: the older persons had asked the chickens that were located
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Speaker 1: in the basement, why were they there. The owners said,
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Speaker 1: for eat in my house. I live in the upstairs.
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Speaker 1: And then they asked him you kept them in the
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Speaker 1: basement and then brought them up to kill them, and
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Speaker 1: he said in my house.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: In the end, between the cocaine, the gunfire, the noise complaints,
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Speaker 1: and the chickens, the city council had heard enough. The
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Speaker 1: full council voted to revoke the license of the LCLO
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Speaker 1: Bar in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, last Tuesday.
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Speaker 4: Any of those two things would have been fine. Any
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Speaker 4: combination of those two, but all three, that's that's just
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Speaker 4: too far.
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Speaker 1: That's actually for Jery because it's the cocaine, the gunfire,
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Speaker 1: the chickens, and the noise complaints from the previous three.
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Speaker 1: It almost sounds like like you need to have, like
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Speaker 1: you can't have one without the other. They actually all
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Speaker 1: go hand in hand or hand in claw pretty well,
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Speaker 1: because you got you got the cocaine, the gunfire, and
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Speaker 1: the chickens. The more you say it, the more it
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Speaker 1: just kind of comes together and in the nice neat
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Speaker 1: bar package.
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Speaker 3: I mean, do you know where the chickens fighting? I mean,
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Speaker 3: were there ceds involved? I'm sorry, ceds cock enhancing drugs.
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Speaker 3: So you are suggesting that that this Milwaukee bar.
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Speaker 1: Was a coked up cock fighting cage bar. Yeah, I
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Speaker 1: mean we don't know, right, it's possible, but according to
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Speaker 1: the owner, he said he planned on eating them. But
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Speaker 1: I'll admit, Trey, that's an angle I had not thought
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Speaker 1: of in this situation.
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Speaker 3: I mean, that's a it's brilliant. But this is also
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Speaker 3: if you want to understand why the border was such
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Speaker 3: a big issue in the election, See if this happened
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Speaker 3: in Texas, we really probably wouldn't think twice about it.
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Speaker 3: But the fact that happened in Wisconsin, that's where you
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Speaker 3: know it's gotten.
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Speaker 1: Out of you know what, You're right, that really is
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Speaker 1: a God invasion on the way to Milwaukee.
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Speaker 1: the Treehouse now, Dan O'Malley here along with Trade Trenholm
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Speaker 1: and Jerry calledwell, our buddy Raj Raj Sharma is is
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Speaker 1: out today and where he is is fascinating, and it's
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Speaker 1: so fascinating that I am going to make it a
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Speaker 1: subject of believe it or Not time right here inside
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Speaker 1: the Treehouse featuring our very own Raj Sharma. So believe
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Speaker 1: it or not, Raj Sharma is not on the show
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Speaker 1: today because he flew to New York City. That's not
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Speaker 1: the believe it or not part he actually did. He
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Speaker 1: is he is flying to New York City today. Believe
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Speaker 1: it or not, The reason Raj Sharma is on his
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Speaker 1: way to New York City is because his acts apartment
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Speaker 1: caught on fire and he wanted to make sure she's okay.
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Speaker 2: Do you.
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Speaker 1: I'll give you a moment to think about it. Do
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Speaker 1: you need more moments to think about it? Or do
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Speaker 1: you have an answer already? Trey still thinking, Jerry, do
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Speaker 1: you need an another minute or two? Or do you
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Speaker 1: have an answer? Do you need a minute as well?
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Speaker 1: All right, I'll play more than jingle. Ras Sharma is
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Speaker 1: on his way to New York City? Is it because?
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Speaker 1: Do you believe it is because his ex's apartment caught
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Speaker 1: on fire and he wanted to go make sure she
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Speaker 1: was okay?
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Speaker 2: Do you?
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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, at this point, it's holiday season and
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Speaker 1: he excuse to.
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Speaker 2: Play that song. I'm gonna do it. Yeah, but if it.
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Speaker 1: Works in the show as well, then even better for
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Speaker 1: all of us. All Right, now I've given you a
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Speaker 1: little additional time to think about it. Do you believe
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Speaker 1: that a Treehouse cast member and friend Ras Sharma flew
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Speaker 1: to New York City because his ex's apartment caught on fire?
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Speaker 1: Do you believe it or not, Jerry, No, okay, Trey,
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Speaker 1: do you believe it or not?
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Speaker 3: I do believe it. But because if I'm not mistaken,
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Speaker 3: his ex is also his agent.
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Speaker 1: Ah, it's a very interesting relationship dynamic without it.
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Speaker 2: So in this case, Trey, you are correct. You can
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Speaker 2: believe it.
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Speaker 1: Jerry Raj flew his ass all the way to New
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Speaker 1: York City to check on his ex wife because her
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Speaker 1: apartment caught on fire and he wanted to make sure
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Speaker 1: she's okay. That's amazing to me. You're awesome, dude. I
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Speaker 1: just wanted to say no, just to be arbitrary for
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Speaker 1: the for the pit.
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Speaker 2: Don't hate me.
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Speaker 1: Let me clarify by saying, and he told me this,
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Speaker 1: she is okay. Good her she is okay, her pets
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Speaker 1: are okay. I guess she has a roommate. The roommate's okay.
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Speaker 1: I didn't ask him this, but I was wondering, well, then,
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Speaker 1: you know, why are you going to New York.
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Speaker 2: It sounds like everything's fine.
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Speaker 1: But I guess he's he's concerned for her well being,
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Speaker 1: So off he goes to UH to New York City.
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Speaker 1: For for me, I feel like I just kind of
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Speaker 1: be in there like, I'm not gonna do that. I'll
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Speaker 1: be I'll be frank. I'm not going to go check
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Speaker 1: on a next like that. If I heard.
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Speaker 2: About it, maybe i'd maybe i'd.
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Speaker 1: Send a message saying, Hey, I hope you're okay, but
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Speaker 1: I'm certainly not gonna travel there.
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Speaker 2: To check on that. Jerry, what about you? I would
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Speaker 2: do that, especially if she was my agent.
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Speaker 1: The agent angle really does add some additional necessary context
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Speaker 1: to the question. I guess I I don't wish any
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Speaker 1: ill will on any of my exes or anything like that.
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Speaker 1: I can't speak for all of them, but if if
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Speaker 1: my house burned down, I'm not expecting any of my
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Speaker 1: exes to show up, at least not to help me
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Speaker 1: in any way. And if they did, okay or offer
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Speaker 1: to me, it's weird.
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Speaker 2: Can we just maybe that's the angle I'm trying to
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Speaker 2: think of. Is it weird? It seems weird, it's weird, right,
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Speaker 2: Raj is weird?
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Speaker 4: Well, yes, rash is weird, but I don't I don't
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Speaker 4: think that's necessarily weird.
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Speaker 2: Just as you know, he's a big hearted guy, so.
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Speaker 3: It's also the person who affects his bottom line.
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Speaker 1: So and and perhaps it's been too long since he's
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Speaker 1: been to Carolines in New York and done a set. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: so maybe it's happened. Maybe it's not just purely out
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Speaker 1: of the goodness of his heart that he's checking in
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Speaker 1: on her.
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Speaker 2: He wants to make sure that.
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Speaker 1: All his bookings are still intact for the remainder.
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Speaker 2: Of the year.
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Speaker 1: I really, I just want to make sure you're okay.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I know things are in a weird place,
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Speaker 1: and then that's want to make sure you're okay, Glad
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Speaker 1: the pets are fine, Glad.
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Speaker 3: That who's your favorite comic?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Dane Cook didn't fly here to see if you're okay?
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Speaker 3: Raj Will.
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Speaker 1: By the way, how's that Netflix special of Mind coming?
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Speaker 1: I just I just don't see them out of the Again,
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Speaker 1: I don't see the reason for it. If if, if
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Speaker 1: you hear about it, and you hear about it from
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Speaker 1: the X, the AX is clearly telling you things are
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Speaker 1: okay and there's no reason for you to go travel there.
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Speaker 2: But I guess I guess we've established a good reason
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Speaker 2: as to why.
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Speaker 1: Let me be more blunt with it this way, if
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Speaker 1: your ex's apartment caught on fire, what would you be
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Speaker 1: doing right?
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Speaker 3: Making sure I had an alibi and then going and
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Speaker 3: buying a bag of marshmallows.
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Speaker 2: I appreciate the honesty.
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Speaker 1: Hmm.
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Speaker 3: Like you said, if if my apartment for burning down
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Speaker 3: and my ex showed up, they'd have a five gallon
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Speaker 3: you know, jug of gasoline.
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Speaker 1: Back inside the Treehouse now, I'm Daniel Malling along with
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Speaker 1: Trade Trenholme and Jerry called Well location. Mister our friend
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Speaker 1: and colleague, Raj Sharma, is flying to New York City
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Speaker 1: to look after his ex who's apartment caught on fire.
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Speaker 1: Everything's fine, supposedly, but he just wants to make sure
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Speaker 1: she's okay, and we commend him for it and also
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Speaker 1: realizing that since she is his agent, it makes business
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Speaker 1: sense as well. Now, speaking of business and doing things
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Speaker 1: that make sense, I'm going to share with you a
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Speaker 1: story that is particularly shocking to me today. We've all
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Speaker 1: heard and seen about Bad Teacher movie, right, Cameron Diaz.
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Speaker 1: So we know Bad Teacher movie. We know a Bad
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Speaker 1: Judge that was a TV show. Our buddy tone Bell
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Speaker 1: actually co starred in a TV show, Bad Judge. Well,
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Speaker 1: now it's time for Bad Surgeon. But this is not
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Speaker 1: a TV show and it's not a movie at least
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Speaker 1: not yet. This is real, and if I'm being honest,
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Speaker 1: this is damn terrifying. Because a surgeon who allegedly killed
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Speaker 1: a patient by firings, by firing stapling devices blindly.
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Speaker 2: And removing the wrong organ loses another medical license.
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Speaker 3: How did he get to.
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Speaker 2: Look to a certain degree.
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Speaker 1: Second, chances are a nice thing, but if you're a surgeon,
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Speaker 1: I don't know if you should get a second chance.
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Speaker 2: I feel like that's I.
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Speaker 1: Feel like that's if there's ever an occupation where you
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Speaker 1: should not get a second chance, it should probably be surgeon.
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Speaker 3: Especially if if you remove the wrong organ, because I
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Speaker 3: feel like as a surgeon of anatomy one oh one,
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Speaker 3: really you know if you failed that, let's stop there.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is troubling as well because I mean.
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Speaker 1: Trey, you've had knee surgeries and uh, when they come
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Speaker 1: in for a pre opt, what do they do?
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Speaker 2: They marked the leg? Oh?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, they make.
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Speaker 1: You got to make sure that they operate on the
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Speaker 1: right leg h or correct leg. Don't say it right
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Speaker 1: because then they might screw them up. So they'll come
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Speaker 1: in and mark your leg. I guess in this instance
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Speaker 1: is a little bit different because you can't open the
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Speaker 1: patient up, mark the pancreas first so the doctor knows
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Speaker 1: and then close them back up and then everything because
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Speaker 1: it's it's an it's you know, it's inside.
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Speaker 4: There's a little there's a there's a little picture of
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Speaker 4: your guts on your on your paperwork that goes in
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Speaker 4: there with you, and they're supposed to mark it on there.
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Speaker 4: This this is what's coming out supposed to I mean
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Speaker 4: the second the second chance thing depends on what they did.
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Speaker 4: I uh, you know, little nick here, a little something
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Speaker 4: like that. But getting into a staple gun fight in
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Speaker 4: the middle of the surgery. Yeah, not the not the
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Speaker 4: not the way to go.
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Speaker 1: A surgeon who allegedly performed multiple wrong site surgeries, including
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Speaker 1: one that result in a patient's death after the wrong
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Speaker 1: organ was removed, has surrendered his medical license for the
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Speaker 1: second time. Doctor Thomas Schechnovsky was licensed to practice osteopathic
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Speaker 1: medicine in both Alabama and Florida. You know somewhere in
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Speaker 1: this story, you know, Florida had to play a role
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Speaker 1: in here. It is, However, following the death of one
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Speaker 1: patient who died after the doctor allegedly mistakenly removed the
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Speaker 1: man's liver instead of his spleen during emergency surgery in August,
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Speaker 1: he's now barred from practicing in both states. Records show
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Speaker 1: that the doctor voluntarily surrendered his license in Alabama, where
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Speaker 1: authorities have also blocked him from practicing as a previous
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Speaker 1: report is indicated. The doctor was ordered to surrender his
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Speaker 1: Florida license in September. He's now listed as having retired
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Speaker 1: from practicing medicine in the state.
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Speaker 2: Who states down forty eight more Togo.
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Speaker 1: That's right, man, It's like most people like on the
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Speaker 1: side of their RV, like mark the different states they've
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Speaker 1: been to.
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Speaker 2: This guy's his medical license is the same map.
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Speaker 1: It's just instead of places he's been, it's just places
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Speaker 1: he's no longer allowed to operate, that is, or on people.
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Speaker 3: I had to google this just to make sure. But
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Speaker 3: the spleen and the liver on opposite sides of the body,
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Speaker 3: so this isn't like one was right next to another.
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Speaker 4: Seriously, Yeah, God doesn't even look alike. Yeah, one is
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Speaker 4: very large, has lobes. The other ones like this little
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Speaker 4: dangly ball looking things.
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Speaker 1: I know people that could be described in a similar fashion. Seriously,
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Speaker 1: the spleen and the liver on opposite sides of the body. Yes,
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Speaker 1: and they look nothing alike.
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Speaker 2: No, not a bit.
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Speaker 1: I have more questions then, like was this guy drunk?
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Speaker 1: Because I think we've all been in stapler fights, but
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Speaker 1: none of us are, you know, doctors performing surgery when.
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Speaker 2: We do it.
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Speaker 1: But booze was probably a factor. The suspension orders from
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Speaker 1: both states detailed the troubling circumstances surrounding two botched surgeries
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Speaker 1: and the doctor's apparent attempts to cover up his errors
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Speaker 1: he was. One of the patients was an Alabama man
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Speaker 1: who went to Florida for tests to assess an abnormal spleen.
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Speaker 1: While he was on vacation, medical staff advised him that
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Speaker 1: he needed immediate surgery to prevent serious spleen related complications,
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Speaker 1: and despite serious reluctance to do so, the patient ultimately
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Speaker 1: agreed to undergo an emergency laparosssee across the roscapic splinectomy.
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Speaker 1: According to the Florida report, although the operating room staff
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Speaker 1: was limited at the time, and although the hospital did
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Speaker 1: not typically perform splenectomies, this doctor did it anyway. The
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Speaker 1: operating room staff was concerned that the doctor did not
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Speaker 1: have the skill level to safely perform the procedure, yet
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Speaker 1: they still let him do it anyway. During the surgery,
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Speaker 1: for which the doctor arrived an hour late, he opted
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Speaker 1: to convert a laparoscopic procedure to an open one to
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Speaker 1: mitigate difficulties invisibility. The procedure had major complications in the
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Speaker 1: doctor's decisions proved to be fatal for the patient after
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Speaker 1: fires after firing a stapling device blindly into the patient's abdomen.
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Speaker 1: The doctor removed an organ that he believed was the
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Speaker 1: patient's spleen, but it was actually the liver. Not only
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Speaker 1: did the operating room staff notice the doctor's error during
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Speaker 1: the procedure, but they also observed him trying to cover
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Speaker 1: it up.
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Speaker 2: Why didn't they stop him?
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Speaker 3: Exactly was his oar crew the cocaine chickens?
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Speaker 2: Well, he was armed, Trey. I mean he's got a staple.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it really especially we're talking about opposite
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Speaker 3: and me go, uh, doctor other.
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Speaker 1: Side, mm hmmm, yeah, just a nice little poke, like
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Speaker 1: a hey, uh what are you doing?
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Speaker 1: Daniel Malley along with Trey Trendholm and Jerry called Well
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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving inside the Treehouse. And I'm excited for this story
26:39
Speaker 1: because this is when Trey found and the stories that
26:42
Speaker 1: Trey finds are always entertaining, without a doubt, every single time.
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26:55
Speaker 1: So here we go. Tesla versus Raccoons, or more specifically,
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Speaker 1: cyber truck versus raccoons. This is not a new movie
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Speaker 1: franchise from the Sci Fi Channel.
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Speaker 2: Oh no, this is real news.
27:12
Speaker 1: This stuff really happened. Tesla cyber truck versus a bunch
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Speaker 1: of raccoons. Okay, here we go. Tesla cyber truck owners
27:23
Speaker 1: may have the pleasure of driving one of the trendiest
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Speaker 1: new vehicles on the road, but it has not been
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Speaker 1: all glitz and glamour as they receive a bizarre warning
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Speaker 1: about their trucks. The cyber truck's bed vault has been
27:34
Speaker 1: mistaken for a dumpster by hungry raccoons. For anyone that's
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Speaker 1: seen a cyber truck in real life, that's not really
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Speaker 1: a surprise. They do look a lot like dumpsters. The
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Speaker 1: raccoon incident occurred while the cyber truck owner was on
27:50
Speaker 1: a camping trip in Minnesota. A person claiming to be
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Speaker 1: the owner of a Tesla model cyber truck wrote in
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Speaker 1: a form that all he had in his cyber truck
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Speaker 1: at the time was a of unopened chips in a
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Speaker 1: closed storage box and coffee. According to a writer, he says,
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Speaker 1: I according, Okay, hang on, I do think the cyber
28:12
Speaker 1: truck in a certain light looks exactly like a dumpster.
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Speaker 1: That's what Aaron Turpin told the Cowboys State Daily. Okay,
28:20
Speaker 1: and it's true. The cyber truck does look a lot
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Speaker 1: like a dumpster. It's no chaker there. I think even
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Speaker 1: Elon Musk would admit to that, and Tesla CEO Elon
28:30
Speaker 1: Musk has been credited with developing cyber trucks, a battery
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Speaker 1: electric truck that was first delivered to customers last year.
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Speaker 2: All cyber trucks come with a tinew cover.
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Speaker 1: Which protects the vehicle's cargo bed from water and other
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Speaker 1: things that could cause harm. One though, was visiting meyer
28:45
Speaker 1: Big Island, noticed pop prints on his vehicle, which he
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Speaker 1: believed belonged to a raccoon, saying, those don't look Those
28:51
Speaker 1: do look like huge prints in the picture, but there
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Speaker 1: were actually a series of smaller prints that were smeared.
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Speaker 1: The camper added their crafty ruthless suckers the raccoons. We
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Speaker 1: saw them scheming in the evening before the crime.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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Speaker 1: Raccoons, which Reddit users call trash pandas, are often dumpster
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Speaker 1: divers that eat almost everything. It's true humans frequently spot
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Speaker 1: these animals in garbage cans or dumpsters rummaging for food,
29:19
Speaker 1: especially in urban areas. Raccoons hunt for food frequently, and
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Speaker 1: if necessary, they can travel for miles just to find
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Speaker 1: something to nibble on. Despite the owner claiming he only
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Speaker 1: had chips and coffee in the cyber truck, one person
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Speaker 1: guessed that their raccoon could have attempted to break in
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Speaker 1: because of marshmallows. So it's basically all form conjecture at
29:40
Speaker 1: this point, But the owner of the cyber truck does
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Speaker 1: say my cyber truck was assaulted by hungry raccoons and
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Speaker 1: they were able to chew through the Tesla's to know
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Speaker 1: bedliner to get inside the bed of the cyber truck. Oh,
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Speaker 1: so imagine this. It was just a handful of days
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Speaker 1: ago that Elon Musk said in just a few years
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Speaker 1: he wants to send these cyber trucks to Mars, but
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Speaker 1: they can't withstand raccoon teeth on Earth.
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Speaker 2: Well, good thing, there's no raccoons on Mars or water.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're not good at going over water either.
30:23
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure if they could run over a raccoon. Nope,
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Speaker 1: Like a raccoon would just look at it, give it
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Speaker 1: the middle finger and just eat the whole thing.
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Speaker 3: I mean, at least there's something attracted to a cyber truck,
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Speaker 3: you know.
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Speaker 1: I can just imagine the conversation between two guys. One guys,
30:43
Speaker 1: hey man, you like my new cyber truck. The other
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Speaker 1: guy going like, well, well, I know you're gonna get coons,
30:50
Speaker 1: but uh, I don't think you're gonna get any poon.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, there's your bumper sticker, there's your new
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Speaker 3: slugin for things that like shiny cyber truck coons, not poon.
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Speaker 3: I don't think that's gonna sell very well. It might
31:09
Speaker 3: be accurate. Yeah, that's uh. Like I said, you know,
31:15
Speaker 3: he finally found something a species that likes the cyber
31:18
Speaker 3: truck and is attracted to him. Yeah. Maybe the various
31:26
Speaker 3: raccoon rescue places all around the country, he can just
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Speaker 3: send them a cyber truck and yeah, write it off.
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Speaker 4: If it's because it looks like a dumpster. Man, who's next?
31:37
Speaker 4: Like the bears, we know they love dumpsters. Oh sure,
31:42
Speaker 4: and it does make sense.
31:43
Speaker 1: I mean that even the raccoons like it is pretty
31:45
Speaker 1: bad when when you see one driving by and as
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Speaker 1: a person, you're like, I think this looks like a
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Speaker 1: dumpster with wheels, and then raccoons have the same opinion.
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Speaker 2: That's kind of sad. I mean, come on, man.
31:59
Speaker 5: And I.
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Speaker 3: Don't know.
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Speaker 1: I don't know how Ford makes their pickups, but I've
32:05
Speaker 1: never heard of I've never heard of an.
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Speaker 2: F one fifty getting chewed up by a raccoon.
32:10
Speaker 1: I have not heard that about a Silverado, I have
32:12
Speaker 1: not heard that about a Tundra, and I sure as
32:14
Speaker 1: hell have not heard that about a Tacoma. I'm pretty
32:16
Speaker 1: sure my dad's orange dots and from the eighties, what
32:20
Speaker 1: it would stood raccoons better than this cyber truck.
32:24
Speaker 2: Yes, Trey, you look deep in thought. You trying.
32:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's trying to think. I mean maybe a dodge,
32:30
Speaker 3: but eh, who knows.
32:35
Speaker 2: It's just because the peeing on it thing. Again, you're
32:41
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33:37
Speaker 1: and Iron. Trey and Iron now pissed at you. Tell
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Speaker 1: us again as we were playing the bumper going into
33:43
Speaker 1: that last segment, tell us exactly what you what you said.
33:47
Speaker 4: I said, raccoons are tenacious little bastards. Hey, I remember
33:52
Speaker 4: having to chase one through the forest because it stole
33:55
Speaker 4: my cough medicine, to which Trey and I promptly responded,
33:59
Speaker 4: why didn't you tell us that on the air?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And your response was, Jerry.
34:04
Speaker 4: I couldn't figure out a way to just organically, you know,
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Speaker 4: put it in there.
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Speaker 1: I didn't want to do hijacked the hijack away. When
34:12
Speaker 1: you got a story about you chasing a raccoon with
34:14
Speaker 1: a scissor into the woods, you interjected that, Yeah, you
34:19
Speaker 1: the segue was right there. You said, You're like, yeah, uh,
34:23
Speaker 1: raccoons are tenacious little bastards. I had I had to
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Speaker 1: chase one into the forest because it stole my cough syrup.
34:28
Speaker 3: There it was.
34:29
Speaker 1: That's the segue, there's the transition, there's all of it. Yeah,
34:32
Speaker 1: do you gonna do birthdays in this segment?
34:34
Speaker 3: Now?
34:34
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna can yell at you.
34:36
Speaker 3: When you have a story that involves raccoons and cough syrup,
34:39
Speaker 3: they're no organic needed. You just throw that bastard out there.
34:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, you wedged that.
34:44
Speaker 1: You wedge that for right end hard, don't don't even
34:47
Speaker 1: ask for permission, just go for it.
34:49
Speaker 2: Try now, lay back and take it.
34:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, all right, my bad to set the scene.
34:58
Speaker 2: Uh so, uh was camping.
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Speaker 4: Out in the Washtaw National Forest in Arkansas.
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Speaker 2: Hmmm, Arkansas raccoons make sense, yep, yep.
35:11
Speaker 4: And I we'd been out there for like three or
35:15
Speaker 4: four days at this point, and it was early spring,
35:18
Speaker 4: so it was kind of cool and kind of moist,
35:21
Speaker 4: and I was starting to develop a little bit of
35:23
Speaker 4: a cough. So we went into into town, up into
35:26
Speaker 4: Hot Springs and got a few things, one of which
35:29
Speaker 4: was cough syrup, the good stuff, because back then you could,
35:33
Speaker 4: you know, get the good stuff pretty easy. We came
35:38
Speaker 4: back to the campsite and did did dinner, and I
35:42
Speaker 4: put all the food away, okay, you know, like the
35:46
Speaker 4: all the desserts, everything, it was all locked up. But man,
35:50
Speaker 4: we're just sitting around the campfire. We hear rustling behind us,
35:53
Speaker 4: you know, and we know that there's animals out there.
35:55
Speaker 4: And I pick up the flashlight and I turn around
35:57
Speaker 4: and there's a raccoon and he's just wide eyed, and
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Speaker 4: he's standing there and one hands up in the air
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Speaker 4: and the other one's holding the plastic bag that's got
36:04
Speaker 4: my coughs serrup in it. That's exactly how I imagined it.
36:08
Speaker 4: And then the flashlight reaches over and then you see him.
36:11
Speaker 4: He's like ah, and he's freezing.
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Speaker 1: He's frozen, and all you see is like like one
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Speaker 1: hand up like don't shoot in the other hand holding
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Speaker 1: a cough syrup bottle.
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Speaker 4: Right, So I yelled at him and I got up
36:22
Speaker 4: to you know, go and get it, and he takes
36:24
Speaker 4: off through the forest. So I started chasing him in
36:27
Speaker 4: the dark with a flashlight through the forest. And this
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Speaker 4: thing is running on three three legs with the other
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Speaker 4: arm holding the bag that had the coughs serrup.
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Speaker 1: In it, hopped up on decongested I mean yeah, so
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Speaker 1: it's breathing super clear and just taking off into the woods.
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Speaker 3: When you say when the good stuff was easy to get,
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Speaker 3: are we talking about you know, like when you could
36:48
Speaker 3: buy uh sit in feta meane product over the counter
36:54
Speaker 3: instead of behind the you know, are we talking about
36:56
Speaker 3: that you went to some somebody's trailer in Arkansas to
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Speaker 3: buy this stuff?
36:59
Speaker 1: No?
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Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's it's it's when you could put
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Speaker 4: you could just get a bottle that had like suit
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Speaker 4: of fad.
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Speaker 1: So it was the good stuff back in the day
37:09
Speaker 1: that they didn't keep behind the counter, that you didn't
37:11
Speaker 1: have to show your ID for so basically, I'm going
37:15
Speaker 1: to rephrase going to uh uh.
37:19
Speaker 2: Sort of reset your story here. So what you did.
37:25
Speaker 1: Was you chased a meth raccoon into the Arkansas.
37:28
Speaker 2: Woods armed with only a flashlight. That's stupid. You're lucky
37:36
Speaker 2: to be alive. Well an iPhone to cut you in
37:42
Speaker 2: those wood let a bear finish you off.
37:48
Speaker 1: I mean it's possible you were basically chasing the breaking
37:51
Speaker 1: bad raccoon into the woods.
37:54
Speaker 4: Right, I mean it occurred to me once or twice
37:56
Speaker 4: that maybe he was leading me to the pack.
37:59
Speaker 2: Uh huh. And your flashlight hits.
38:02
Speaker 1: Instead of it being one looking stunned, it's a thousand
38:05
Speaker 1: looking pissed off. There's a lesson here, Jerry, and that
38:11
Speaker 1: is don't chase a raccoon into the Arkansas woods with
38:20
Speaker 1: ingredients to make meth. You may have just been chasing
38:26
Speaker 1: a myth chef.
38:28
Speaker 4: I mean, I wouldn't put it past him.
38:32
Speaker 1: So again, what's the lesson you have learned today? If
38:37
Speaker 1: it's that good, just go ahead and throw it out there. Yes,
38:40
Speaker 1: if you ever have a story about a raccoon stealing
38:43
Speaker 1: your cough medicine and you chasing it into the woods
38:45
Speaker 1: with nothing.
38:46
Speaker 2: But a flashlight. You tell that story. We all need
38:50
Speaker 2: to hear that story.
38:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, or even in the broader scope, if
38:55
Speaker 3: you can check the boxes of animal and drugs, it's
38:58
Speaker 3: a story we need to hear every single fucking time.
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Speaker 1: be back from checking on his girlfriend tomorrow, our ex
39:56
Speaker 1: checking on his X tomorrow. In the meantime, I know
40:01
Speaker 1: that we're now in full Mariah season, Christmas season looking,
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Speaker 1: you know, and I often near the end of the
40:11
Speaker 1: year start taking account of all the wonderful, ridiculous news
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Speaker 1: stories that we've covered here inside the Treehouse. And we
40:19
Speaker 1: have a late contender for Story of the Year right now,
40:24
Speaker 1: just before Christmas, and that is this a Georgia police
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Speaker 1: officer who once won Deputy of the Year was arrested
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Speaker 1: and charged with the DUI last week after he tried
40:39
Speaker 1: to drunken lead direct traffic outside of an elementary school.
40:44
Speaker 2: But wait, there's more.
40:49
Speaker 1: There were no cars in the area.
40:55
Speaker 2: That is truly special.
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Speaker 1: According to Houston County Sheriff's Deputy Garrison Page, when asked
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Speaker 1: what he was doing and whether he needed medical attention,
41:06
Speaker 1: he said.
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Speaker 2: None of your business.
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Speaker 1: He was dressed in playing clothes and driving a patrol cars.
41:19
Speaker 1: Obviously that's something some officers are allowed to do, but
41:22
Speaker 1: according to the incident report, he was allegedly slurring his
41:25
Speaker 1: words and standing unsteadily while taking while talking with officers
41:29
Speaker 1: about what he was doing. He even walked away at
41:31
Speaker 1: one point to allegedly keep standing in the road. One
41:35
Speaker 1: witness who saw the scene called authorities that the officer
41:39
Speaker 1: appeared not right and was talking to himself while directing
41:43
Speaker 1: cars that did not exist. Look, I'm not one to
41:48
Speaker 1: throw stones, but I gotta be honest with you. I've
41:54
Speaker 1: never been so drunk that I hallucinated. I've never been
42:00
Speaker 1: so because like, that's that's his job, right, so his job.
42:03
Speaker 1: He was off duty his job is a police officer,
42:06
Speaker 1: so he gets allegedly so drunk that he starts doing
42:09
Speaker 1: his job. I've worked in radio now for pushing twenty six,
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Speaker 1: twenty seven years, and not once have I ever been
42:15
Speaker 1: so drunk that I just started doing radio in the
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Speaker 1: middle of it. There's been many times I've been doing
42:23
Speaker 1: radio where drunkenness broke out of the middle of that,
42:27
Speaker 1: but never the other way around.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, where someone was doing a completely different show than you.
42:34
Speaker 1: Now that that has happened, that part actually kind of
42:40
Speaker 1: has happened. But really, I mean, that's a that's a
42:43
Speaker 1: truly special thing.
42:44
Speaker 2: I mean, it really is. At its core. I've never
42:46
Speaker 2: been so drunk that I hallucinated.
42:48
Speaker 3: That story would be perfect though if he was Donald
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Speaker 3: ducking it. Oh, just a vest, orange vest a right,
42:58
Speaker 3: hold that up.
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Speaker 1: A Georgia police officer who once won Deputy of the
43:05
Speaker 1: Year was arrested in charge with the DUI last week
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Speaker 1: after he tried to drunkenly direct traffic outside of an
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Speaker 1: elementary school despite there being no cars in the area,
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Speaker 1: and also he didn't have any pants on.
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Speaker 2: Just an orange vest. How's that perfect? That's true story.
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Speaker 1: See, if you're gonna fake news by God, fake it
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Speaker 1: all the way. Andy was hard. Thanks for hanging out
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Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse today. We appreciate it. We
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Speaker 1: will see you right here back inside the Treehouse tomorrow