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Chaos in the Blind: Episode 23 — Waterfowl Identification, Call Fails & Bracket Trash Talk · DuckFellas Podcast

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Welcome back to the Duckfellas Podcast, episode 23.
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I don't see our mic monitor going up. So anybody that's watching... It's going up on mine.
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Okay. As long as it's going up on yours. The one that matters.
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Well, once again, Pokey. I don't know where he's at. Well, he's Pokey. He's MIA.
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Dude, I'm so tired of that guy. I know. He's done getting paid.
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Salary is wait he's getting paid allegedly whoa whoa there's where Pokey would
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be sitting right now if he was here.
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We have it ready in case he shows up I do need to get that cardboard cut up
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made dude I know that'd be sick gangster,
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oh old Zappy boy might be joining in as we get going here he is currently flying,
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somewhere I can't remember where he's flying due to that for work you know where
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are Boone Speedways at? Nowhere near there. Yep.
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Get a new one. It's too classic, dude. Come on. No, it's not really a classic anymore.
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It is. That's how classics work. They just don't get old. It does get old.
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Bullshit. Well, might get old for you. Yeah. Well, there's that.
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But while we're getting started here, we'll bring up the giveaway,
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just like we have been lately for the beginning and the end.
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If you have not checked it out, go check out our Facebook and our Instagram pages.
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It should be the pinned post at the top.
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All you have to do is like the post, follow both our Instagram and Facebook
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pages, and then just comment what your dream bird is to kill.
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And you've got a good chance at winning as of right now.
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Everybody's phones are popping off at the same time right now Well,
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that's Pookie saying he's gonna be there a little bit Mine's connected to my
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computer too And I'm pretty sure that it plays through the soundboard So we're
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gonna just go ahead and do not serve that,
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Yeah Zach said 10 to 15 minutes And Pookie said in a few His few is a long few
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though His few could be like 30 minutes His few could be hours That too I think
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that's why he troubles his career.
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Dude, I know. Got all the time in the world.
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Well, I kind of want to wait because I want to talk. I want to have us predict.
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I know you don't watch much college basketball. None. I don't either.
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I watch that. I don't even watch that. I watch when Iowa plays in the March
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Madness tournament, and that's it.
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I can't remember if the game has started. Let me look that up.
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It'd be really cool if we had a TV behind you. I was thinking about that,
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and I looked it up earlier and I'm like, fucking Katie sucks. Damn, dude.
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No, it starts at 70.50. So we'll have time once they get in here to see.
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Everybody will pick somebody. We'll see. Not me. I have no... It doesn't matter.
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I don't know anything of you that... You know more than I do.
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No, I don't. I just pick the team. I guarantee you, dude.
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No, it doesn't really matter to me. I'm just going to pick a team.
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We'll see who Pookie picks, see who Zach picks.
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Pookie follows it the most, I think, of any of us. Him and Zach are definitely...
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I mean, I follow sports more than you, probably. Yeah, I don't follow football. I don't follow shit.
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I don't got time. Roof, roof, race car. Not even that. I just don't really care.
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Right. I'd rather watch race cars.
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Nobody's racing right now. I know.
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When is the outlaw? The outlaw is resuming this weekend? Yeah.
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I don't know exactly what. I imagine Thursday or Friday. Did you see that wreck at Fort Royal?
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Which one? The first, like, opening lap. Just wiped out half the field.
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Yeah. I was like, oh, my God.
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Yeah, they had a... I'm trying to think of where it was at. I think it was at
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Placerville out in Cali. and a fiery.
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Yeah, the actually was not good. Car got, was a girl one day got rear-ended
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and the tank started catching on fire.
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That was my only fear driving race cars is being on fire and not being able
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to get the fuck out. As long as you are like Ritchie Bobby,
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And then we get out on the invisible. Do you? What do you mean?
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Well, we can have Daniel come in like a cow. I'm here. But the invisible fire.
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That's my best friend.
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Oh, oh, in the flesh. Look who it is.
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Oh, my God. They can't see him yet. No, we got to. He's got to be. I'm coming.
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Good call. I'm coming. I'm here, guys. We found him. Let me know if that's loud
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enough for you. and get your headphones on.
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Help is on the way, my dear.
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Check, okay? Oh, yeah. That'll play. Oh, hell yeah. Woo!
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Three stooges here. One stooge left to join in a little bit.
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We'll get there. He's gonna clusterfuck our entire layout, by the way.
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Yeah, no, it's gonna be a chance.
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Alright, we're back to three then. We fly by the sea of our banks around here.
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It's really not. Just like last week, we didn't have microphones until three
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seconds before the podcast started. We won't.
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We did last week, though. I know, but we just won't talk about it again.
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Well, Pookie, you've been missing out for the past, I don't know,
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month or two, it feels like. Dude's been slacking, bro. Worked.
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What you been up to, buddy? Tell the people what you doing. Worked.
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That's it. Anything new with you?
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I don't think so. I don't think so.
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Well, gosh, dude, I mean, you're kind of putting me on the spot. I don't know.
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Last year is is is there any pick now i don't know you tell us yeah nothing
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let's say overrated he said that bill i would imagine he's talking about work being overrated yeah,
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And we would all have to agree. I don't know. We could be talking about cooking
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too. Especially you. What? Works overrated.
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Who works? Not me this week.
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Damn. Ah. Well, was it cold in South Dakota?
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Dude, they had a foot of snow on the ground up there. A foot?
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Yeah. Oh, damn. It was disgusting.
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That sounds like fun. Dude, I told my in-laws straight up. I'm like,
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hey, just so you know, it's like 60 degrees back home. All golf courses are
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open because they're big golfers. I'm like, Come on down.
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Way nicer there. I'm getting really tired of this seven-hour drive.
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We're doing Eastern Iowa next year. Yeah, no kidding. No kidding.
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That'll be good for all the bottles up there, though. Oh, dude.
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At least where they are, there is no shortage of water by any means.
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Everything is pretty much right up to the road. Highway 12, that runs off of 29.
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Like over to over to Groton there. Yeah.
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The entire median standing water and the whole thing. Oh, hey.
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There are birds everywhere. That's what I was going to ask. Oh,
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yeah. Any water frozen? No. Nope.
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No, I mean, it was it was only like 30 degrees there.
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And then the sun came out and actually some of the snow melted off too.
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But birds flying everywhere.
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I'm like, y'all stay safe. You guys make babies.
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No, I don't need to spend money on anything else.
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I just broke it to my wife that I bought another shotgun. Oh,
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oh yeah. That went over like a Barton church.
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Do you have it yet? I don't. When are you going to pick it up?
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Whenever I have days off.
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And I'm in the state of Iowa, so I don't know.
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Give or take a day or two before Doug will be here. We're going to Missouri to a Cardinals game.
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He'll pick it up sometime between now and never. Yeah, for sure. It's in safe hands.
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So you think? It was a 12-gauge, right? Yep. Yeah, Bill was just asking. That's 20 years. Yeah.
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Yep, it's a 12. I would have been fine with either, honestly. The Axis? Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. Dang it, Cade. The guy that just bought a gun last year beat us to the punch. Dear hell.
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I'm just over here like fucking Poncecom. Yeah, we can see who has the money here.
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Definitely got to buy two guns in a year. I'll sell it to you.
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That was actually my... This will be my third shotgun in a year. There we go.
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Must be not. Oh, the wife is less than impressed. But honestly,
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like for the deal I got on it, like, yeah, you got to smoke kale.
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So no, for sure. No, that's another thing. It's like talking about the snow.
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I was going to bring up the potential to get snow here tonight. Oh, I know. Like.
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There's a really small. There's a small chance that we could get a few inches of snow tonight.
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We don't have to talk about it. Because we are right on the edge of it.
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Yeah. Not going to fucking work tomorrow.
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It better not snow. I hope it snows so much. I hope it doesn't.
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I hope it doesn't work. Yeah. That's ridiculous.
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It'd be so funny, though. No. For me.
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No. Nobody even likes you. Yeah. No.
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It's not from the guy that doesn't even show up anymore. Oh,
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I know. I need more than a week to prepare.
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Well, that's just if I was going to sit here and roast you guys all night.
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I want to have my affairs in order if that's the case. Like,
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I want the people to get their money's worth. No, no, fair enough.
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Yeah, Bill, we do need it to rain, but the snowfall we're getting and have been
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getting has definitely been helping.
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And like the Des Moines River here is long and full. If it gets any higher,
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it's coming out the banks.
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What was that north-south highway that we were using in North Dakota that split the zones?
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Oh, for the west, like northwest and southwest?
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Anyways, everything to the east of that hammered.
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Everything to the west of that, like nothing.
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That's been the going rate for the past few years there. Yeah,
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that's what the locals were saying is why it was so dry. I mean, it was really weird.
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Yeah, so I think about 83. Yeah, 83.
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How definitive that line was.
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Everything east of 83, all potholes, nice and full with water.
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Everything on the other side, bone dry.
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I'm like, this highway, there's something about it.
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It was weird. I mean, that was some crazy stuff.
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Like you said, the locals told us that it had been really dry west of 83.
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And the more we, like, venture to the west, the less water we see.
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I mean, pretty much ragged away.
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And you go east of five miles of water everywhere.
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It's almost like that big snowstorm we got when we were out of Duckham.
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Fuck, you got to down near Knoxville and there was no snow. Oh,
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yeah. But last year when we happened to the blizzard? Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. yeah yeah i got stuff reading the
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boat yeah you're not excited you know
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what i got new tires yeah you see
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those things are beefy yeah they are hopefully i
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mean those last tires weren't good for snow so i should help put the packed
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snow on the roads you're sorry when we're sticking to it you're sticking to
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it we're gonna kind of like i was telling a little bit ago and listeners we're
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going to give it a few minutes for Zach to get on and we're going to make our
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predictions on who's going to win the game tonight.
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Who even played? So you mentioned in the UConn.
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That means nothing to me. Yeah. It doesn't matter. UConn's a two-seed mission of one-seater. Mm-hmm.
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Kind of crazy how that works out. Not really, because there's four one seats. Oh.
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There's four. This is what I'm saying. I don't know shit about fuck.
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All right, so we're going to do a Duckfellas bracket next year with some money
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on it and watch Kate end up winning.
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We should have done it this year. I've been wanting to do a bracket,
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but I don't ever realize it's already going to start yet until it's already
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started. I'm like, fuck. I know.
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Too late. It comes up on you quick. We did a, or I did a couple brackets,
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like one with my family and then one with my wife's family.
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Dude, I didn't win either of them, but that's cool. You know,
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what's kind of depressing to me is I look forward to that tournament all year
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to watch it. It's like the only time of year I really watch basketball.
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I'm just not that into basketball. The college tournament's pretty fun to watch.
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Oh, yeah. I think you're a closet basketball guy. No, not really.
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It's not like the NBA is trash. Well, you're a for sure closet whore, so. Wow.
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Starting to roast early. Yeah. He's just getting right to it. All right.
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I had to miss a couple weeks. I got to get them all in. Oh, you missed like a month, bro. No. Yeah.
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It's been at least three weeks since you've been on. Okay. Well, that's only 21 days.
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Almost. Almost a month. That's when you're away from it. Not a month.
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Oh, my gosh. And I'm here now. That's all that matters. Nope.
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There he is. You're getting him out there.
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There he is. Thought I smoked him. What is up, you lint liquors? Oh, my God.
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All right. Since he's here and we're on the topic, Zach, we're going to go ahead
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and make our predictions for tonight's game and who's going to win.
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I told you Zach was going to expose us, dude.
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So, you go ahead and go first. Oh, my God. We're throwing.
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We're back. He's going to win tonight. yeah Michigan by a fucking Millie yeah,
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Buy a milli, huh? I love that energy. Does that mean you're picking...
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I mean, I don't know about a milli, but... Michigan by 20. Oh, yeah.
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Michigan by 20? I don't... See, now that's been a spot, because I've been rooting
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for Michigan the whole tournament, but now that you guys are picking Michigan, I got to pick you, Kyle.
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Do it. That's fine. You're the old straight guy. It's a great help to ask that Michigan gave Arizona.
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Yeah, no, it's bad. Like, I really... A crime on national TV.
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I really don't lose, but I have to pick you gonna have to go get to you guys.
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That's understandable. So how much is you calling gonna win by?
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I'm not making one. I'm not giving them any ruins very good.
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So number 13, I gotta go with Griffin here.
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Birthday shout out. Happy birthday, Griffin.
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Oh, that's right over there. I put that in a much more polite way than what I said him on Facebook.
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Yeah, UConn's gonna roll. So he says, so we're 50-50. How much did I win by?
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I don't fucking know. I would definitely pick a low.
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It's not gonna be a blowout by UConn. Let's go four. Send it.
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On a serious number guess, I'm taking Michigan by at least 18.
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At least 18? I told you, 20. Michigan by 20.
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I mean, I do think Michigan's gonna win the game, but I gotta pick the underdog here.
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Those guys are nasty. that's understandable because I mean I've got you gotta go nasty facts.
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So, Zach, where are you at? I'm in beautiful Roanoke, Virginia.
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Disgusting. He didn't do it. What a pussy.
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Didn't do what? You didn't pull out the... Do you know where Boone Speedway's
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at? Oh, no. I should have. Damn.
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Fucking slacking. I got one of them once today.
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Damn it, boy. Yeah. Yeah. Scenes are... The scenic views are great. Except it's dark now.
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Not here yet. What's the temperature off there quite? Oh, it was like 50-something
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when I landed. Low 50s. Mind that.
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Yeah, felt pretty nice out.
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Well, cool. Nobody cares. Oh, geez, I know. You asked.
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I'm answering the question, bro. Golly.
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Nobody said it's going to be a nice out. Thank God. Not a single person.
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Yeah, I mean, I'm used to it. What the heck is Bill talking about here?
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You ever hunt Dismal Swamp or the James River Oyster Point Back Bay Refuge?
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Are those places where Zach's at? I'm guessing so.
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Zach lives in Iowa. Yeah.
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If we're talking about Scott in Virginia, no one has horrendous on the panel.
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Who probably ever will? When you said Oyster Bay, I was like,
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is he talking about somewhere on the ocean? That's in Jamaica, bro.
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Would I like to? Absolutely. But yeah, no. I'm just here on a work hiatus.
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When are you going to Hawaii? You keep talking about going to Hawaii and you're still not in Hawaii.
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Now they're having a big storm and shit rolling through. So now it just keeps getting pushed back.
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Redemption. Yeah, they're having a rough go at it.
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I don't like that. You can reach it. If you can reach it, what are you doing?
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What are you doing over there?
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Like a stick tight my pants it's really fucking y'all sitting there damn people
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often don't hear broochie y'all's hot ass playing with themselves I think you're
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getting all turned on Zach well I don't know what to tell you it's just some good looks I guess,
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honestly I just had to hear your voice that was it this sucks for Rachel you're
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as a stick tight when everybody else was a wiener.
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So let's begin yeah well let's uh Keep this going, but also we'll get into a
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topic here of just waterfowl identification.
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And I don't know, let's kind of go around the horn here and just see like how
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we all feel like how it is an important part to waterfowl hunting,
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like how important it actually is it on the everyday hunt.
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I guess we'll just start with that. Yeah, that's fine.
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I mean, I think it's, I mean, yeah, it's important, especially if you're in
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one of these, you know, like you're the early split season.
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You have to be able to tell the difference between a Woody and a big duck.
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You don't want to shoot a rainbow mallard, but I mean, as far as the main stretch
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of season goes, I mean, yeah, I think it's definitely important to know what you're shooting at.
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But I definitely know some people have a hard time identifying birds.
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They know it's a duck and they know it's a big duck and they know it's a legal duck.
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They just couldn't tell you if it was a hen mallard or a guy ball.
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That's crazy that he throws me under the bus when the only ducks he lets us
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identify are fucking Drake Mallard.
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That's it. It doesn't matter. We identify the Susies every now and then.
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Oh, I'll hate being a Susie. Yeah.
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Especially that one that sits behind us for a half hour in the morning.
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Yeah, no shit. You're not just sitting there talking shit.
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I mean, I'm definitely not as good at identifying some birds as other people.
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I mean, I can tell you a difference between a teal, a wood duck,
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and definitely a drake mallard, but you get a gadwalking man fast.
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Sometimes I'm not entirely sure what it is.
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So I would like to get better at that, and I will say hunting with Tyler's gotten
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better because, like Austin said, the only thing we're allowed to identify and
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shoot is to have a green head.
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Get out of here with that.
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I specifically... Thank you.
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Oh.
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He was waiting. They were both waiting. All right, you go.
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I would say this past year, I myself have definitely got a lot better with it
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off of wing beats for sure.
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Like, I think that just goes off of like how many birds you've seen flying.
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But I mean, I have a long way to go, but I mean, we're pretty fortunate at times
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the amount and diversity of birds that we see around here as far as how important I think it is.
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I mean, obviously it's important for what it's in, like Zach said,
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the early seasons and whatnot.
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But these people that can't identify a teal compared to everything else,
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they're like half the size. that for a couple that we shot last year,
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we shot a couple really big teal. They were fucking balancing.
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They were cute. They were at least like, yeah.
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But they were still flying at literal mock Jesus.
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Shipwile of the deal. I'm saying.
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I love that. There's a fucking shipwile.
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That was so good i'll never forget that i
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need to talk about on half the episodes we talked on that was
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just like the perfect timing perfect execution everything about
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it was perfect yeah all right well let's switch up a little
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bit kade let's go like me and you will talk about how hard
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it can be to identify birds on certain weather
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days like whether it's foggy or just overcast cloudy
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i struggle big time with cloudy i have
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a fucking ripping stigmatism that's why i have glasses now
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but like those fucking dark cloudy mornings
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of shooting time it's tough for me to pick out what makes what
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dude there's been so many days where we haven't shot anything to find
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out because we're like oh this should be a good migration day yeah
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let's wait for mallards and then like well we're also trying to shoot drakes
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and you just dude there's been so many days you can't pick them out
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i know and then like you'll land a flock of 20 of
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them and you'll think they're fucking gavel or something you'll hear
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you'll hear a season you're like well like wait
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wait are you guys still ready at that point though i don't feel that bad because
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i'm not the only one that's trying to identify him none of us can and then i
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question how blind i really am right it gets really tough i mean even even on
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a sunny day and when that sun's in your face like first light.
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That's also hard to pick them out see i mean that's why a lot of times like
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i won't call shots in the morning first thing if we know it's gonna be a good
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day we want to shoot certain birds through that.
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Well, because I mean, obviously, we try to shoot drakes only if we can,
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but it doesn't work out that way very often.
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No. I mean, there's days we kill hens. Almost every day we kill a hen too. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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But we do our best shot of killing all drakes. Yeah. At the end of the day,
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we're also there to get me too and have a good time.
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It always seems like the fucking hens and right in front of me in Austin.
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Every single time. Dude.
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When we had those two big bullies, We didn't even shoot at the first one Because
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we only had hands That's all we had So then the next time we stood up And there was like,
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I don't know. There was probably 20, 25 birds decoying in front of us. Still only hands.
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And we're like, no, not going to happen this time. You guys can get it too.
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You see Steve's comment here. He said, Hunter, watch the guy get busted this
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year. Early deal shooting a congering. How the fuck?
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That's either you got melons in your pants or you're stupid.
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I'd go more with stupid. Yeah. Probably more on the stupid tonight,
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Trump. Dude, that's tough. That is tough. I swear, it was a black deal.
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Well, dude, I think it was two years ago there was a guy that was shooting fucking
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mallards and geese and all kinds of shit.
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It was two or three years ago. Yeah. I think I was out there too.
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And I remember this group of guys, it wasn't just one guy, just blasted mallards.
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I'm like, are you guys insane?
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Like, weren't they shooting at like fucking 5.30 in the morning too or something
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stupid? It was like a half hour, 45. It was a horse shooting.
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Don't. But it was blackout.
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It's just like, I mean, come on. Like, you should read the rules a little bit
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before you come out and just know. Let's call one of them bigger jobs.
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That was a big job. Yeah, that's true. Let's work on the reading part and then
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we'll give them the book.
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That is true. That is fair. That is true. I feel like it's pretty easy to figure
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out what time you can shoot, let alone what you can shoot.
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Yeah, that's how many things I got nothing for you.
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What was that, Zach? Sorry. The timing part, I got nothing for you,
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but I think maybe we're on to something. If we could do a coloring book with
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red echoes through the birds you sit and shoot, we'd start handing that out.
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No, but that's where you get the rainbow teal and the black and white teal.
27:32
The black and white teal.
27:34
I want the seven-teal. The white-headed teal.
27:41
None of us have ever killed a cinnamon teal, have we? No. I would absolutely fucking love to.
27:47
I would get part as a rock for a month.
27:51
And nobody would know this. No.
27:54
But you know what? That's what happiness is, Cade. Even if others can't see it, I can feel it.
28:01
Oh my gosh. I do enjoy my role in the boat being the only one with... What?
28:10
Right here what he said what you said he said he started saying he enjoys his
28:16
role i said being kyler's bitch.
28:21
No being the only one with good eyes so i can like actually see birds flying
28:25
from a distance and then let you guys tell me well i can see distance but when
28:30
they're in the next fucking county there's no point in calling them out that
28:34
shit pisses me off like oh austin is like oh here's there's a group right there
28:38
coming right at us. I'm like, where? Oh.
28:40
Oh, they're fucking Omaha. Yeah, they're going to say they're a little late
28:43
heading this way. Gotcha. I'll get the call warmed up. Please do.
28:48
Sure. They'll be here. It might take a half hour, but they'll be here.
28:53
Come on back. Yeah, two to three business names they will arrive. Yeah.
28:57
And I guarantee you Cade waits to eat a cracker until they show up.
29:01
I know. Yeah, you are going to say we'll see them seven miles away and Cade's
29:05
waiting until Tyler starts calling. He's like,
29:09
I'm telling you, dude, as soon as I bust the crackers open, shit's about to get wild. Yeah.
29:14
Every time. You know, I'm always looking down the blind, like,
29:17
what are you doing down there? Fucking munching, give me a minute.
29:24
Like sawdust, and I was... The worst thing is, like, a lot of food,
29:30
you could probably call around, but a cracker's not a lot of those. No.
29:33
No. I mean, Pookie doesn't even call on that day with the Mallard's.
29:37
He just shoved the whole meat stick down his throat and didn't flinch.
29:42
Hey, bro, we did. He said it was chocolate, that thing in your mouth, dude. I couldn't have.
29:46
Those fuckers were like a foot long, though. And you didn't even flinch. You just broke it off.
29:52
No, no, I was a bite sandwich. You were a bite. Seriously, this is family time.
29:58
Please turn off your cell. I apologize.
30:00
Lord, I apologize. Yeah, need to make a phone basket.
30:03
It was my watch that rang. My phone's on silent.
30:06
Cut that fucking thing off, dude. I don't want to turn it on silent.
30:09
The blatant death for Stachana, so rude.
30:11
Coming from the go. It's missed every episode since then. As he's pulling his
30:15
phone out to turn his phone out.
30:18
Mind your business. We love it. And yeah, Bill, Pokey is one of those guys that
30:22
calls out birds flying in a couple states over even.
30:26
Hey, fuck off though. I don't tell you guys to call at them.
30:29
I just know your geriatric eyes can't see them.
30:32
So I'd point them out. Yeah, I usually get the binoculars out.
30:35
Yes, you do. The worst thing is like, you'll see him. You'll see him before
30:39
he does. Sometimes. Not very often, but sometimes.
30:42
You'll see him before he does. And you're like, oh yeah, those are 10,
30:47
15, 20 miles away flying the opposite fucking direction of where we're going to.
30:52
Next thing you know, he's like, oh, here comes some.
30:54
I'm like, where? Points him out. I'm like, dude, I saw those fucking five minutes
30:58
ago, but it doesn't matter.
31:00
I get a kick out of it when guys point out ducks. Like, oh, right here.
31:04
I look at them like, those ducks don't give a fuck. I ain't wasting an hour on those ones.
31:10
Yeah, super fun. There's a group right here. Call at them. You're like,
31:13
mm, not Mallards. they can fuck off. Yeah. Also that.
31:19
Damn. Some of us have objectives in life. Hey, I get it. I just like show my state is left.
31:25
Eliminate Mallards. You're not playing Planet Earth. Oh, damn.
31:29
That's going to ruffle some feathers. Then what's your second one?
31:33
After you get done with the Mallards, what's your next one? Deal.
31:37
The blue thing deal pissed me the fuck off. Good luck.
31:40
They're fucking plentiful. Just like a couple years ago, Me and Austin were out there by ourselves.
31:45
Man, I had a really, really bad shooting day.
31:49
Probably one of the worst I've seen. I got him, obviously. It was terrible.
31:56
His gun got pump-baked going in the drink multiple times that day. Just do it.
32:02
Do it. Can you show the lesson? Do it if you bad.
32:04
I like my gun. That day. You have another one.
32:08
I've got a couple more, but I don't want to throw it in the water.
32:11
Oh, now you're talking about who's got money.
32:15
If we're going to compare how many guns I got to how many you got,
32:18
you still win. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
32:21
My wife wants this. Cut your mouth.
32:25
Half of either of you two is still more than what I have.
32:30
I don't know how many you have. So it's in a... Not very fucking many.
32:34
I think I've got like four or five. I think I've got five.
32:37
Including my pistol. I've got three.
32:41
I think I've got 30.
32:44
I... Maybe more.
32:47
Well, how many guns was that safe you just bought? 64. How full is it? Pretty full.
32:56
Touché. Yeah. Full enough. Is that? How many you got?
33:00
I am rookie numbers. I've got like 12 or 14. I can't remember.
33:05
That's rookie numbers. That's still fucking quadruple of what I have.
33:09
That's still second place in the fucking room here.
33:11
I know, but I just called Bob's this week to get another one on order.
33:15
So we're going to bump those numbers up. Yeah.
33:18
That's what we like to hear. Dude, you know what? He's got a lot of money,
33:22
too. He's buying a house, buying guns.
33:24
No shit. What kind of stuff? Paying for all these mounts to get done? Going on a hog hunt?
33:30
Don't let him divert that he's the richest one here.
33:36
I think we all know where we stand.
33:40
What do you mean? You just bought a house. You have two boats.
33:46
I do got two boats. You have lots of shotguns.
33:50
You have 80 dozen decoys.
33:53
None of them have that.
33:57
I only got three shotguns, I think. I just feel like we shouldn't leave out
34:01
the side-by-side and the trailer and the camper and the camper,
34:08
that is paid for by work we'll let it slide not unnoticed but slide,
34:16
I mean, if you want to get technical, my house is also paid for by work. I just have to show up.
34:21
In reality, all of it's paid for. No, that doesn't come out of my hourly wage.
34:25
That is paid for from for deal.
34:28
Just like my job. All is paid for by work. If you quit your job,
34:31
you would have... I would have paid off.
34:34
I would have it still. The next place I go to work is going to be the same thing.
34:39
I digress. Rest in peace.
34:44
Next. oh man i
34:47
have another question on that that's terrifying that
34:50
means you thought yeah a little bit so what
34:53
do we think like i know just from
34:57
learning and being able to identify birds better and
34:59
pick them out i feel like it's improved my success out hunting and being able
35:04
to know how to call quicker at the bird rather than last step like oh shit and
35:10
then you mess up well how important do we think it is to identify birds just
35:14
to improve success rate while hunting and calling out the birds? No, tremendously.
35:19
I think I can remember a couple times from last year specifically where we thought
35:25
that we were calling at Canada's and then they ended up being speckle bellies.
35:30
And we're like, but it's just so funny how it happens because either down the
35:36
layouts or down the boat, we're like, oh, fuck.
35:41
Like shit every fucking time transition immediately because them specs react
35:48
so much better to a spec call and then again calling it's crazy how much better
35:52
they react yeah yeah absolutely that,
35:56
me no the other zach well you broke up just i couldn't tell if you said zach
36:01
or what i mean i think it's all the same yeah.
36:08
I think i mean yeah it's it i
36:11
agree with austin if you're going to be an ethical
36:14
hunter right because you want to be like i don't want
36:17
somebody just shooting if they don't know so i
36:20
feel like there's guys that you can get hesitant and then you're not having
36:23
a success because you can't figure out what the bird is now if you want to throw
36:27
sx out the window and just shoot former ant during kill season i don't like
36:31
early mountains obviously if you can identify a bird hey throwing that guy sure
36:35
out of the bus back out fucker and run him over again.
36:43
No i mean i think being able to identify the
36:46
birds way earlier and and whenever you're trying to work the birds can i think
36:51
it helps us out tremendously because whether it's me or kate or you or whoever
36:56
else with us i feel like just one of us can pick out between the four or five
37:00
of us It's not that they can pick out what bird we're calling at.
37:03
And then, like, Pintail?
37:05
I usually just let the call away whatever Pintail applies. Yeah.
37:07
And then I realize it's a Pintail.
37:09
Like, eh, fuck it. If they're going to come in, they're going to come in.
37:11
If they're not, they're not. I just start crying.
37:14
Like, that's the only thing we can do right now. Yeah.
37:17
Maybe we'll get lucky. Such cocksuckers. Between Pintail and Gadwall,
37:22
those are my two least favorite ducks to work.
37:25
I would agree. Those two ducks piss me off more than anything else.
37:29
I think we had more Gadwall last year just randomly up here in the decoys than
37:36
I can remember from the prior, though.
37:40
Wait, is that a real bird out there? Is that a decoy?
37:45
We didn't put that one there. I know that's the bad thing about running so many
37:48
depoys. They can just kind of sneak in. Oh, yeah. Hang out.
37:51
And also, you hear the dogs back there having a party or freaking out.
37:55
I feel like there's something going on out here.
37:57
Or you just hear that nonchalant little splash when they land.
38:00
And you're like, what the fuck was that?
38:02
Then you got to take it out. Yeah. You're like, Jesus Christ, where is it?
38:06
When I'm on the boat, so sometimes sitting there just not paying attention on
38:11
my phone or just not paying attention, just whatever. and all of a sudden I hear.
38:19
We are so cold it's happened to me so many times where I've just sat up really
38:24
slowly trying to pick them out before they jump up that way I can know where
38:29
they're at before they jump and shoot.
38:32
That's that's one thing i like about myself is some like
38:35
i don't call that much about myself because i'm not
38:37
trying to work big groups anyway i'm just hoping more or
38:40
less for singles and berries i'm in because i don't know i i
38:43
try not to shoot into the big groups as much as we can like obviously
38:46
there's data we're shooting the big groups like everybody does anybody that
38:49
says they never do fucking lie lie oh shit it's a lot of fun to have a brain
38:55
out when you got five Or like this Goose Wars where you're hunting 10 guys and
39:00
all 10 guns going up and blazing them. Yeah. That's fun.
39:04
What was our biggest rain out there in Goose Wars? Was it 10?
39:07
Or not 10, 8? 8, yeah. Yeah, 7 or 8.
39:11
But it was only like 10 geese came in. Yeah. So that was cool.
39:16
I know I didn't shoot at that group, and I think I know Luke,
39:21
he was next to me. He didn't shoot. That was the one he videoed, wasn't it?
39:24
Yeah. Yeah, that's funny, yeah. You see honkers dropping everywhere.
39:28
That's a lot of fun. That was fun. Ooh, Bill brought up a good one.
39:32
Shoot your sector problems.
39:35
Is that like shooting your own lane? Yes. Oh, that's a fucking problem.
39:39
I knew Kate would like that. That is a fucking problem.
39:42
When I'm on... This always happens when I'm on the front of the boat.
39:47
When I'm on the front of the boat and I see a barrel go across my face,
39:51
that's a fucking problem.
39:54
That show pisses me off so bad worse
39:57
than tyler in the beer can
40:00
box that is right behind you moving back over there i make it all the time over
40:03
there yeah that's absurd if you're just throwing from over here you get my range
40:08
of motion all puffed up beer you can reach it yeah not quite well some way kind
40:13
of like moving closer so they quit hearing the beer cans hit the floor that's more fun that way.
40:19
Dude that that is annoying though when people don't shoot their lanes like
40:22
you like you'll be shooting in your
40:25
lane and doing your thing and then all these
40:28
birds drop or say three birds drop out of four guys
40:31
shooting that there's always that one guy that's like oh
40:34
i killed that one across everybody then it's
40:37
like duh why are you you did not shoot that
40:40
one and if you did why are you shooting what drives
40:43
me even more nuts like when you're pulled up on a bird you're on
40:47
an end of the boat or the blinds or whatever obviously that's
40:51
like it's off the corner that definitely
40:54
irks when that bird falls nothing fucking pisses me off more except when i waste
41:01
a shell on that bird that's already dead you know you know yeah can you double
41:05
tap it yeah yeah bill said another one like when you drop three out of 20 and
41:10
it pisses you off dude we do that often it was season last year.
41:14
You were there. Yeah. And there was four of us on the boat? I think so. Something like that.
41:20
Did we pull up on like, I don't even know how many geese in the decoys.
41:24
Bunch. There was a bunch.
41:25
Bunch. And what did we drop? Two? I think we dropped three.
41:29
Maybe three. But I'm talking like a bunch of geese.
41:33
I would be on the low side there was probably 300 geese in the decoys and we'd pull up and drop three.
41:40
I've never been so disgusted in my entire life. I almost just packed it up. I'm like, oh, that's it.
41:46
I'm done. God, at that point, you're just like flock shooting.
41:49
That's what happened, I think. And nothing died.
41:53
I remember, I know I killed one for sure. And I think I shot twice.
41:57
But I shot twice. I'm like, I better not shoot another. I don't know how many,
42:01
because they were denser on the bow of the boat.
42:03
They were thick. It was a wall of black feathers.
42:06
And I was like, I better not shoot again, because I don't know how many they
42:10
dropped in just one bullet up there. And I look around and I'm like,
42:15
you guys do up there? Like, where are all the geese at? This happens every single
42:19
time he doesn't shoot, though, when he's like, oh, dude, like,
42:21
these guys are gonna rain them down, and then the rest of us miss,
42:25
and then he gets pissed at us.
42:27
I can't say shit, though, because there was a day that I had a gun unloaded.
42:31
There was also a day right one bull in the gun. Yeah.
42:34
I'll never forget either of those two days.
42:38
It's also always on big groups that you should rain them out on.
42:42
Like, there's a couple times this year where the big groups where we sit around
42:46
them, one or two fell, and then the groups of six two of us end up double tapping
42:51
on the same frickin' bird, and it's just like, nice.
42:54
We'll shoot lights out when there's only four or six of them,
42:57
but get a group in, we can't hit anything.
42:59
Or like last year when I shot that band, and then the other two were already
43:04
past me, and I was just like, you shoot? And then you were like, fuck, I missed!
43:08
I was like, damn, dude! That was just me and you, too.
43:11
What about the time a couple years ago when it
43:14
was just a few of us left and they made
43:17
a single goose come in and he put his feet down and I
43:20
seen it had a band on it but I did not say it had
43:23
a band on it and I said okay shoot that one you pulled up shot then missed Curtis
43:28
shot missed new shot missed Curtis shot again missed I'm like holy fuck it's
43:32
gonna get away I shot and dumped it and I'm like I'm sorry bullies but it was
43:36
I was even mad That was the one time that I
43:41
quote-unquote shot a band, and I was like,
43:44
dog, I whiffed. It's all fucking yours.
43:47
I feel bad shooting that one, because I'm like, it was, I mean,
43:51
it came in on your side, and I know it was like 10 yards. That's why you missed. I know.
43:55
But it put its feet out, and those two had their heads in their blind,
43:58
and I'm just like, this thing's gonna die.
44:01
Like, it is so close. And being the respectful hunters we are keeping comfort of.
44:06
Somebody has to watch the bird, though, come and call at it.
44:09
I was called. Yeah, but I was just, I had to call the shop. Yeah.
44:16
Rough times. I mean, we don't have our days shooting though.
44:18
I can't say that I've been perfect because I've definitely not had some really bad shots. Oh, yes.
44:23
That was still better than Daniel's. Daniel's was terrible.
44:27
Oh my God. You could have fucking kissed that thing, dude. Yeah,
44:29
I think it was 12 feet away. And he kept, remember we said, take it,
44:33
and he's like, where's your dad?
44:34
Right in front of you. You see that hen doing this?
44:39
You see the one goose that's actually floating down the river? That one.
44:44
The one goose doesn't have COVID well I'm pretty sure that goose was swimming
44:49
upriver so all these other decoys are sitting here doing this and this goose
44:52
is going past it it's like that's the one you need to kill yeah he was trying
44:55
to swim upriver but he was still going down yeah,
44:58
that was fucking ripping that day,
45:01
Bill said also call the shot after you pull the trigger that sets me off so bad sounds familiar,
45:09
why are you looking at me and saying that not you but you experienced that makes
45:16
me just want to leave the chat permanently,
45:18
is that video still in the intro i don't know if it was or not but i know it
45:24
wasn't i was yeah i sent it to
45:26
you when i was re-appreciated footage i was like check this out yeah this.
45:31
There's a lot of guys that do that that just oh yeah randomly just want to take
45:35
over and it's like all right like we generally have one or two guys that call
45:39
the shot at all times yeah,
45:41
and if we used to talk about it if it's going to be different like in the boat
45:44
it's usually me unless i can't see something and i said hey yeah then someone will say take it what a,
45:52
As long as you say, take them or shoot them or go or something, that's cool.
45:59
But it's when you don't say anything and I'm just sitting there chilling.
46:02
And then all of a sudden I hear, bing, bing, bing, bing. I'm like,
46:06
I'm missing out. I want to shoot. I hate it here.
46:09
I will say that was a challenge at Goose Forest this year.
46:13
It was. I mean, we obviously worked through it.
46:17
And it just what dan got
46:20
louder yeah we yelled at him a couple times yeah it
46:23
was it was dan's feel kind of dance on yeah and we couldn't hear him like where
46:29
you and i were yeah like at all and we just started like echoing yeah obviously
46:34
that number of the first group i think we shot into i'm just like i heard i
46:38
heard a whisper and then i heard gunshots i'm like huh we're shooting.
46:43
Some party like that first time we,
46:47
stood out of the blinds stood out of the blinds i was in what she says,
46:53
we all did i know well then you were
46:56
like we can't hear skit down with this end so i
46:59
was like i mean i immediately felt bad and
47:02
so i was like oh all right now we just as soon as dana would say it there's
47:06
like three of us that were just like i said just yelling down the line was this
47:10
before or after your nap oh after i was awake for the zach and i were definitely just battle crying.
47:23
A little nap and a couple darts and i was sitting right i was pretty hungover
47:27
until i sort of blown my goose call and then i'm like i gotta get my shit together i'm gonna fucking die,
47:32
i was not hungover that day or the next day because i couldn't drink that night
47:36
either because I had to go back to work. Guess I gotta get back to work.
47:40
Sucks. Look at you now. Partying it up.
47:48
Like hangovers just hit different when you're 40 don't say,
47:52
oh no no yeah brah oh actually hit it when he turned 60 i was gonna say i thought
47:59
we were at like 65 or 70 by now dude at least what were you saying about steve
48:04
though steve hit the nail on the head the one more pass never fucking works
48:08
no ever we get fucked on that so many times every year.
48:13
And we always say, we're not doing that again. Then the next group comes in, oh, one more pass.
48:17
Dude, I feel like that causes the most animosity between us. And then I don't do it.
48:25
It's like still like joking around banter, but like, we mean it.
48:31
Like, you fucking idiot. Bill's got a good question. Who's the guy who blows
48:37
the call just to hear himself blow the call? And I know the answer to this one.
48:42
Depends which era Of group we're talking about Let's just Let's just merge the
48:47
two together here And I still know who's number one Yeah Yeah Number one Dawson Yeah,
48:55
It sure spucking me Curtis is number two Yeah.
49:01
They're a good one We're fucking in that category We're just fucking roasting
49:04
everybody There's times where I mean I've hung up with Dawson In North Dakota
49:08
And shit Just me and him And there's times he'd grab his call And I'm like,
49:12
those things you're gonna need a megaphone for those things to hear you are
49:16
you just practicing or what are we doing,
49:19
get ready soap and Curtis though sometimes he blow that call I'm like alright
49:25
dude I'm gonna shove that down your throat that quick.
49:28
I still think my funniest Dawson story. Don't get me wrong.
49:32
He is proficient on a call, but there's sometimes he gets fucking excited.
49:37
I mean, we all do, but... Yeah, but like when he gets excited,
49:40
he tends to like forget how to blow calls.
49:43
There was one day I... We ended up flaring a group of geese and I looked at
49:48
him and I'm like, hey, you ever had a fucking goose call shoved down your throat?
49:52
He just straight fucking took his laner off, threw it behind him,
49:56
and I'm like, guess that worked? Yeah, I had a guy one time was hunting with
50:01
me in Nebraska on a trip and I forget what the fuck.
50:06
I said something douches and he just, all I heard was him grab his calls off
50:12
his fucking neck and just chuck him against the bank.
50:14
Know if i was blind now we're going over i'm like
50:17
well that works because now he's not going to be calling his calls anymore so
50:20
winning for 15-1 but that drives me nuts if you're like i get i call it some
50:27
pretty high birds to try and bring them down because it does work at times yeah
50:31
we've done it but i can look at a bird and most of the time i go that duck don't
50:36
give a Fuck, yeah, I didn't waste my breath.
50:39
They didn't skip a wing beat for the whole county of Marion. They are not stopping.
50:45
He knows because he saw him from Jasper. I did. Yeah.
50:49
People had them come for a couple days. Maybe, oh, you're welcome.
50:53
It ain't much, but it's honest word.
50:55
You know, at least with my calling, like, I know my place, too,
50:59
and I don't try to call. Have you been practicing? Oh, yeah.
51:03
I always say that, too. Like, I know my place, and then Tyler's like,
51:08
why the fuck are you calling more?
51:10
Yeah, so that's the difference. You're never eating crackers.
51:13
But that's the difference between me and you is he's never going to look at
51:16
me and be like, hey, why aren't you calling more?
51:19
I might, if you practice and get better. At some point, yeah.
51:22
Yeah, see, that's just more responsibility. I like to let you guys call the
51:26
birds to me, and then I get to shoot them. Big fan of that.
51:31
Steve called it out perfectly. My favorite is hunting public and watching a single goose fly over.
51:36
That's a good thing. Six boats caught simultaneously.
51:40
That is fucking spot on. How about when we're sitting there bored?
51:43
It's a weekend, so there's 30 other parties out there. And we just start ripping
51:47
on the goose call for a minute. My favorite.
51:50
And then just listen to everybody else goose call. My favorite.
51:52
It gets so fucking wound up. Oh, it's a blast. We do love to stir the pod.
51:57
I mean, we see plenty of geese here in Iowa. People still get jacked about geese.
52:02
I don't talk about a goose too, but I don't see the hype about just blowing
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my goose call for fun because we heard somebody else goose call.
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No, I mean, usually when we hear another boat call, it's like,
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what the fuck did we miss? I start looking around. I look at where the bird's at.
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I don't know what Zach's got going on here, but he's doing junking jacks or something.
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I'm going to touch this phone across the room here in a second.
52:27
I'm about to have a cane crash out. ooh that has to be a good one dude we do
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gotta start the paint crash out counter hunting season,
52:35
who snuck or what was that I didn't hear anything you looked whenever did you
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hear something I thought I did I just thought I did too,
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is that grouch on the team there's double on the camera hmm that was weird I
52:51
definitely heard something bird squirrel no squirrel that's what I did that's
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why I didn't hear it they're probably throwing fucking walnuts off the tree. Fuck.
53:00
Yeah, kids. We got to make the inside of the trailer door whiteboard so we can
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just keep the tally. Dude, I have one right there. What do you need?
53:07
No, you put dumbass racing shit on that every week. I don't race out of here
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anymore. It's been blanked for like a year.
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No, I had a smiley face on that for a while. I know, and I erased it. Thank you.
53:21
Well, we, I mean, we had a, I'll go back to listen to the podcast on what the
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bet was that you said for crash out.
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Cade's crash outs was. It was a good number. It was plus or minus 10 or something like that.
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I mean, if, if it gets down to crunch time, I'm going to start doing some nice shit.
53:40
I wish I would have been there for the day he crashed out on the river last year.
53:45
No, that was bad. that was a good crash out but that was a lot of things that
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went wrong but I feel like it was justified I don't know I wasn't there I had
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a fucking trailer drop on my foot,
53:58
you both honestly had good crash outs,
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his are just different you don't know whether he's joking or not and you're
54:06
just like he's not joking Kate and I will look at each other and be like I think dad's mad,
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we do too I don't have that ability.
54:17
It's just... I'm mad. I can have a crash shot and go, but not be mad at the same time. Yeah, same.
54:26
See, 90% of the time, I'm not mad at anybody. It's just a situation.
54:30
I'm usually just mad at Austin.
54:32
I'm really good at rage-baiting. Me too.
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Like, oh, you're getting pissed at me today? I should definitely come sit by
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you. Yeah, I need to see you all, Stonger.
54:45
What else you got I don't know what's Zach got he's been over there all quiet
54:51
drinking water like a fucking loser well I was in the so about how to crash
54:56
out so I left the airport and I was going to stop getting something to eat on the way,
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and the GPS had a poncho restaurant and I thought it said Poncheros and so I
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pulled into the parking lot and it's literally poncho so now I'm just sitting
55:12
here drinking water and as soon as we're done, I'm going to go next door and get some food.
55:18
That's crash outbreak. Yeah, for sure. I did. I think I yelled a couple of customers
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in the truck and I was like, fuck it, I'm just going straight to the hotel.
55:26
Poor guy. It is what it is, you know. It's got a door dash something.
55:31
Yeah, I'm like in the nowhere part of Roanoke, like on the north side.
55:35
And so I looked before we got on and it was like I could do dominoes and I just
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wasn't feeling dominoes.
55:41
Did you get that at home? Yeah. So I'm probably going to go Block over to this
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little Fourth part thing and watch Michigan Bootstomp UConn Have a beard and swim Yeah,
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UConn for the W's and I's You said two earlier Hey two or one So if Michigan
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wins by 18 plus Like Zach said We should get to shave your beard No Mustache only.
56:10
What about a mohawk Yeah. You can do that.
56:16
Sick. So, down for a mohawk, but not a mustache.
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Just leave the absolute thinnest mohawk. That's fine. There's a pencil,
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like number two pencil on. Yeah.
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Yes. All right. I'll be back sometime this week, and we're going to get together
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in Kate's garage and give a nice little shaving.
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How about it? Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
56:38
The taser voluntary compliance
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huh well we can't be doing that pepper spray yeah
56:45
you name it oh pepper spray sounds fun if i
56:48
if anybody sprays pepper spray in this garage you need
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count me out of here we're all good yeah when you come back zach oh it's looking
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like wednesday right now it's right thursday could be it's not to see what tomorrow
57:05
brings well it sounds Sounds like K-Pine will be racing again this weekend,
57:08
so it doesn't sound like it. It looks like it on the forecast.
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Yeah, we won't talk about it.
57:15
Yeah, what's the forecast?
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Dog shit. Snow, rain. I need to burn some CRP this weekend.
57:25
Good luck. It's going to be wet and windy. It's tough. Have a lot of diesel. Damn.
57:31
I don't think it's going to be a good weekend for very anything.
57:34
Although, Daniel's on Snapchat where they burned like All O'Neal Smith are? Yeah.
57:39
Yeah, well. Old Disco snap out. You snap out of this since we've been sitting here. Yeah, I saw that.
57:46
I don't know. Definitely looking forward to seeing who wins this game tonight.
57:51
Hopefully UConn pulls it out of their ass somehow. I couldn't give any less
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of a shit. No, you're fucking rooting for UConn.
57:59
UConn. I don't give a fuck. No, you do. No, I know. It's official.
58:04
No, I do not give a fuck now. The stakes are real. Yeah. What's this pay?
58:09
The same as your salary for Duckfellas podcast. Oh, fuck. Yeah, go Michigan.
58:19
I'm a pencil string mohawk. I'm about it. I'll put a 20 on it if you care to take that bet, Cade.
58:27
I'm not betting shit. I don't know anything about it. I didn't bet anything either.
58:32
I picked Yukon. Bitch, you already bet your fucking hair. No, I did not.
58:39
You said you were okay with the mohawk. I had my pinky toe crossing.
58:45
Bullshit. Dude, the oldest dude here pulling out the oldest tricks.
58:50
That's right. You know you have arthritis and you can't cross your toes.
58:54
Shut the fuck up, Zach. That's why you have no friends. Oh!
59:00
I got one. He's sitting in that garage. Which one? Well, obviously not Tyler Cade.
59:07
Oh, it's gotta be the Blue Goose. You're welcome. I'm here. We homies.
59:14
I did not agree to no bet. We all heard it.
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Loud and clear. You know what's crazy? I'm just going to edit it out of the podcast.
59:24
You can't edit it out of the live stream on Facebook. I can just delete the live stream.
59:31
Dude, I really want to figure out a bet that would be worth it for you to shave
59:35
your beard and just keep the mustache for duck opener.
59:39
Come on. It's never going to happen. Dude, it would be so sick. It would.
59:43
Zach would do it. We could definitely convince Zach. Yeah, I'm thinking about
59:47
bringing the mutton chops back anyway.
59:49
I can see you rocking that, though. He rocks the fuck out of it, dude.
59:56
He used to do it every year for turkey season, but I'm really thinking about
59:59
holding off and bringing it back for duck season.
1:00:01
Do it. What are we going to do this weekend if Cade doesn't raise Zach?
1:00:06
If Cade raises the fucking subject.
1:00:08
We want to cut your hair. Shut up.
1:00:12
I don't know I mean I think I'm going to dinner Friday night with a friend and
1:00:16
then I'm down for any sort of tomfoolery that you would be into,
1:00:20
Friday night I can do whatever he's got more friends no he doesn't he's just
1:00:24
gonna go out to dinner with them in his left hand and Mary.
1:00:32
God yeah Friday night I'm definitely down to do something so Saturday night
1:00:38
If they race, I'll probably go out there. Yeah.
1:00:42
What are you doing this weekend? Do you work? Cardinals game.
1:00:48
Never heard of her. Trash.
1:00:53
It's too cold for my wife to go to the races yet. Get her a sweet.
1:00:58
Didn't you get like 60 degrees? 67 degrees? Yeah, that's far too cold for her.
1:01:03
That's good racing temp, honestly. Because the engines run really good at that
1:01:06
time. And I saw the lows only like 60.
1:01:09
Yeah, so that'd be a good temperature to run that R. Until it goes kapoof.
1:01:15
Oh, shit. You better find a piece of fucking wood to knock on. I know, dude.
1:01:21
That was a terrible thing to say. Yeah, no shit. But the problem is,
1:01:24
if I say it, it doesn't happen.
1:01:26
If I say, like, yeah, it's going to be great temperatures, like,
1:01:29
everything should go right. Boom.
1:01:31
What if you say you're going to win? I don't. If I say I'm going to win, I'm fucked.
1:01:37
I'm coming back with a mangled pile of fucking beer money. Legit beer money,
1:01:41
not buying beer money. Sick!
1:01:45
Well, in that case, you should win. Shut up, stupid.
1:01:50
That's not damn it. Right when the guy has no backup materials in it.
1:01:56
Soon, though, hopefully. Yeah. Hopefully. Sometime between now and never.
1:02:00
Or at least between now and the inter-base season. Probably the last race of
1:02:04
the season, I'll have a backup car.
1:02:05
Full backup car. I do have other cars, but they're not the same one that I run now.
1:02:12
So I wouldn't be totally fucked. Like saying for not the same frame or? Yeah.
1:02:17
They'll have that on the bigger jobs. I think that kind of about wraps it up
1:02:21
here for us tonight, though.
1:02:22
I mean, the only other thing we didn't talk about was Delta Banquet coming up,
1:02:26
and they've only got one table for that now.
1:02:29
And that could have sold between now and two or three days ago when I seen a
1:02:33
guest there. I think it's still open.
1:02:35
Currently, right now, we have another meeting coming up. So maybe I'll get some more details.
1:02:40
Sell that fucker out on that. Yeah. Did you listen to the podcast with Colton Leslie? Mm-mm.
1:02:45
You guys are a bunch of degenerates. Whoa!
1:02:50
That's rude. Yeah. Your phone's vibrating like crazy. My dad's calling me. What does that guy want?
1:02:57
I don't know. Can't be anything good.
1:03:01
I'm looking so. It was flurrying earlier. Yeah.
1:03:06
All right, that began. Let's get that hell out of here. Yeah, I'm gonna get some food.
1:03:10
Close it down. I don't know why he doesn't get in the rut.
1:03:16
Necessarily in a rest, but all the same time for stuff.
1:03:22
Anyways, thank you for tuning in to this episode of the Dunfellas podcast.
1:03:28
Pookie made his grand return this week. Really wasn't that eventful. Nobody missed him.
1:03:35
But, we appreciate you coming on for once every month or so.
1:03:39
You're welcome. Just here to boost viewership like always.
1:03:43
Yeah, no, I mean, you did a good job. I do appreciate that.
1:03:46
And I'll start calling him a guest. He is a special guest. Look how he's special.
1:03:52
Damn, dude.
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