Latest / The Ben Maller Show / Hour 1 - Dumper Derby
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Welcome, It's our number what our one of the original
- 0:06Speaker 2: recipe podcasts, and we are locked and loaded on this
- 0:12Speaker 2: all Star Tuesday, the fifteenth day of July, and the
- 0:16Speaker 2: home run Derby was last night.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Do you buy.
- 0:19Speaker 2: In to the conspiracy theory that Major League Baseball took
- 0:23Speaker 2: care of cal Rally to help him advance and eventually
- 0:26Speaker 2: win the home run derby? Some funny business by Rob
- 0:30Speaker 2: Manford's Major League Baseball? Also, where are you at on
- 0:33Speaker 2: Baseball handing a one million dollar oversized cartoon check to
- 0:39Speaker 2: the person winning the home run Derby? Who oh, by
- 0:41Speaker 2: the way, also has one hundred million dollar contract and
- 0:44Speaker 2: thumbs up or thumbs down? Should Mariner fans be paranoid
- 0:48Speaker 2: because cal Rally is going to go into a slump
- 0:52Speaker 2: now because of the home run derby? Jinks will go
- 0:55Speaker 2: there as well. Right now here, it is our number one.
- 1:06Speaker 3: Now it's not just your normal run of the mill
- 1:10Speaker 3: home run derby.
- 1:11Speaker 1: No, on on on all we.
- 1:13Speaker 3: Gotta crak it up a couple of notches for the
- 1:16Speaker 3: big Dumper. Welcome, in the beginning of another night of
- 1:23Speaker 3: the Ben Mather Show. We are in the air everywhar
- 1:28Speaker 3: as we pop over for a visit.
- 1:31Speaker 1: Say good morning, good evening, or good whatever it is,
- 1:34Speaker 1: and you're part of the world.
- 1:35Speaker 2: We're hanging out here coast to coast, border the border
- 1:37Speaker 2: and beyond on the vast and refreshingly powerful microphones of
- 1:44Speaker 2: fsre ammading live from the derby your nightly audio home
- 1:51Speaker 2: run derby the Fox Sports Radio Studios, as we are
- 1:55Speaker 2: hanging out, as approved by none other than Tammy in
- 1:59Speaker 2: Montana and also the legend Ford in Dallas. It used
- 2:04Speaker 2: to call the show, but he disappeared, and also kid
- 2:06Speaker 2: call it Charlie in Dallas that you'd think he'd call
- 2:09Speaker 2: more dots the summer, but he stopped calling once he
- 2:11Speaker 2: was done with school for the summer. That's it, and
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- 2:44Speaker 2: this hour from suburban Atlanta Truest Park in Georgia, and
- 2:50Speaker 2: I've not been to Truest.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Park in Atlanta. I've talked to people that have been there.
- 2:54Speaker 1: They said it's great.
- 2:55Speaker 2: I remember when the Braves were leaving Turner Field going
- 2:59Speaker 2: out to the Burbs and people were like, oh, it's
- 3:01Speaker 2: gonna suck, and no other Braves did a good job
- 3:04Speaker 2: of that. By all accounts, I've not heard one bad
- 3:07Speaker 2: thing about that.
- 3:08Speaker 1: Experience that people that have been there. I love it.
- 3:12Speaker 2: Tommy in Atlanta, who's not allowed to call it show
- 3:16Speaker 2: anymore because he's evil for Cony and Boss does not
- 3:19Speaker 2: allow him to call while he drives his truck around
- 3:20Speaker 2: Atlanta at night, and he's a pan of the show.
- 3:23Speaker 1: I'm sure he loves it. Everyone loves it. But they
- 3:26Speaker 1: was all.
- 3:26Speaker 2: Star Monday Night, Way all Star Monday Night, which means,
- 3:31Speaker 2: for our purposes, the twenty twenty.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Five home run derby.
- 3:36Speaker 2: And good bye, mister baseball, see you later now. I
- 3:40Speaker 2: don't know if you watched this or not.
- 3:42Speaker 1: He usually does pretty well in the television ratings, but
- 3:46Speaker 1: everything's watered down. Everything's watered down these days. So maybe not.
- 3:50Speaker 1: But we watched so you would not have to. And
- 3:52Speaker 1: the reason we watched there was nothing else on.
- 3:56Speaker 2: If there had been something else on, we probably would
- 3:58Speaker 2: have watched it, but there were it really wasn't. So
- 4:01Speaker 2: I assume you know by now that great night for
- 4:05Speaker 2: the Seattle Mariners. Congratulations the Mariners. Now I don't get
- 4:09Speaker 2: to the World Series. They've never been, but this is
- 4:13Speaker 2: their event back in the day. I remember, I'm old enough.
- 4:15Speaker 2: I remember Ken Griffy Jr. Dominating the derby with his
- 4:18Speaker 2: hat on backwards. And now another Mariner legend, the big Dumper,
- 4:24Speaker 2: cal Raley getting it done. It was a family affairy.
- 4:27Speaker 2: His daddy had his brother out there. Cal Raley the
- 4:30Speaker 2: first catcher ever to win the All Star Home Run Derby.
- 4:35Speaker 2: Holy Mike Piazza and Pud Rodriguez and all other catchers
- 4:40Speaker 2: have gone years gone by, as cal Raley outlasted the
- 4:46Speaker 2: player that many thought was going to win this from
- 4:48Speaker 2: Tampa Bay, Junior Caminero. Good name, and he's got big
- 4:52Speaker 2: things ahead once he leaves Tampa Bay and goes to
- 4:54Speaker 2: a different team. But the final round of the Home
- 4:57Speaker 2: Run derby as cal Ray hit not one, two, not three,
- 5:00Speaker 2: not four, not five out six eighteen dangers for cal
- 5:04Speaker 2: Raley and cam and Narrow had fifteen, and so he'll
- 5:08Speaker 2: have to center for a smaller check for Major League Baseball.
- 5:12Speaker 2: More on that in a minute, but cal Rawley does
- 5:14Speaker 2: join Ken Griffy Junior the Hall of Famer, the only
- 5:17Speaker 2: two Mariners to win that particular event. And the thing
- 5:22Speaker 2: that I love about this as a talk show host
- 5:26Speaker 2: is that this was a rig deal. There was controversy,
- 5:31Speaker 2: how do you rig the home mun derby?
- 5:34Speaker 1: How does one do that? Well? I don't have rigged
- 5:37Speaker 1: is the right word.
- 5:38Speaker 2: But cal Raley was almost eliminated, should have, could have
- 5:43Speaker 2: would have been eliminated in the very first round of
- 5:45Speaker 2: the derby. He would have been eliminated by the Athletics
- 5:50Speaker 2: Brent Rooker. Now let me explain if you did not
- 5:54Speaker 2: watch and you have not been paying attention here. So
- 5:56Speaker 2: at the end of round one, cal Raley and Brent
- 6:00Speaker 2: Rooker from West Sacramento's A's not just Sacramento, it's West Sacramento.
- 6:06Speaker 2: So they the same amount of home run as they
- 6:08Speaker 2: were tied with seventeen home runs. However, Major League Baseball said, well,
- 6:13Speaker 2: the tiebreaker, the tiebreaker goes to cal Raley by the
- 6:18Speaker 2: slimmest of slim margins, by the hair on my chinny
- 6:21Speaker 2: chin chin, And I'm not kidding. Major League Baseball claimed
- 6:26Speaker 2: that the longest home run by cal Raley traveled four
- 6:31Speaker 2: hundred and seventy point six y one feet. They said
- 6:35Speaker 2: that Brent Rooker of the A's his longest home rent
- 6:39Speaker 2: went four hundred and seventy feet point five to three.
- 6:43Speaker 2: I'm not making any of this up. I am not
- 6:46Speaker 2: I'm not making this up. So let us discuss the question,
- 6:50Speaker 2: do you buy the conspiracy theories that have popped up
- 6:54Speaker 2: on the interweb that Major League Baseball took care of
- 6:58Speaker 2: cal Raley to make sure that he was not eliminated
- 7:02Speaker 2: in the first round of the home run derby? Did
- 7:05Speaker 2: the deep state of Major League Baseball pull some shenanigans
- 7:10Speaker 2: to help push cal Raley along? So on this one,
- 7:13Speaker 2: I've got quantum physics, slum dog millionaire, and sasquatch, and
- 7:19Speaker 2: we will combine all of these things together and we
- 7:22Speaker 2: are gonna make a hot pastrami sandwich. Now now a
- 7:25Speaker 2: cold pastrami sandwich, A hot pastrami sandwich. I'm on a
- 7:29Speaker 2: HOGI roll. That is what we're gonna make. So a
- 7:32Speaker 2: to answer the question do you buy into the conspiracy? Now,
- 7:36Speaker 2: I would assume that you listen occasionally show and you
- 7:39Speaker 2: know that I am selective. I do not totally dismiss conspiracy.
- 7:42Speaker 1: I don't.
- 7:43Speaker 2: I have a collection as alf the alien opiner can
- 7:45Speaker 2: prove of tinfoil hats. In fact, I have been immortalized
- 7:50Speaker 2: on the Internet for my tinfoil hat love.
- 7:52Speaker 1: On this one, I'm in.
- 7:55Speaker 2: I am absolutely in, in, in in right. So let
- 8:00Speaker 2: me let me go through this. I'm nodding my head. Yes,
- 8:02Speaker 2: you can't see me because it's trade. If you can,
- 8:04Speaker 2: you're a stalker. I'm calling the cops. So guilty as charged,
- 8:08Speaker 2: Guilty as charged of this. In a same world, the
- 8:12Speaker 2: world that I like to think that I'm part of,
- 8:15Speaker 2: you would think, if there's a tie, what do you do?
- 8:20Speaker 1: What do you do? You go to a swing off?
- 8:22Speaker 1: That's what you do.
- 8:24Speaker 2: Two hitters tied swing off, And that was originally See
- 8:28Speaker 2: this is the thing that buys into the conspiracy. If
- 8:30Speaker 2: you were watching the broadcast originally, who's the guy with
- 8:33Speaker 2: the hairpiece? Carl Ravage, Karl Ravitch. He was on TV
- 8:36Speaker 2: there Sanna. He thought there was going to be a
- 8:38Speaker 2: swing off on the TV broadcast. They were talking about
- 8:42Speaker 2: a swing off. Then the plot thicken.
- 8:47Speaker 4: Do do Do Do doo? They changed their story. Big
- 8:53Speaker 4: brother got involved. Yep, they changed their story.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Baseball decided they were gonna get cute Kizy.
- 9:01Speaker 1: They got Kilzi.
- 9:03Speaker 2: They pulled out the stack cast ruler.
- 9:08Speaker 1: Cal Raley advances, because of the nerds makes you wonder.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Right now, I'm not saying for sure that Major League
- 9:17Speaker 2: Baseball rigged the home run Derby because I don't want
- 9:19Speaker 2: to get sued.
- 9:20Speaker 1: However, the evidence is there.
- 9:23Speaker 2: You can decide for yourself whether or not the home
- 9:26Speaker 2: run Derby was rigged like a slot machine in Vegas
- 9:29Speaker 2: back when the mob ran Vegas and they didn't have
- 9:31Speaker 2: resort fees and charged for parking, and it was a
- 9:33Speaker 2: great town back in the day.
- 9:35Speaker 1: However, here's the thing.
- 9:38Speaker 2: When you're telling me, you're telling me that cal Raleigh
- 9:43Speaker 2: squeaked past Brent Rooker.
- 9:45Speaker 1: By, let me check the math on this.
- 9:47Speaker 2: Zero point zero eight feet less than an inch. Now,
- 9:54Speaker 2: I know that every inch matters, I've heard that before,
- 9:56Speaker 2: but less than an inch, let me repeat that for
- 9:59Speaker 2: those even the back of the room that are a
- 10:00Speaker 2: little intoxicated, less than an inch does that not raise
- 10:05Speaker 2: an eyebrow? It does for me. It does for me,
- 10:10Speaker 2: It it does. We're talking about baseball. This is not
- 10:13Speaker 2: supposed to be quantum physics. I know the nerds a
- 10:16Speaker 2: baseball got a chubby that they got. They got to
- 10:19Speaker 2: decide this based on the stat cast allegedly, So we're measuring.
- 10:24Speaker 1: Moonshots right to the moon.
- 10:27Speaker 2: We're measuring this and it comes down to the width
- 10:30Speaker 2: of the width of a NAT's eyelash decides who advances
- 10:35Speaker 2: in round one of the home run derby, and the
- 10:38Speaker 2: conspiracy part of it when you toss in. Originally on
- 10:40Speaker 2: the television broadcast, they assumed there would be a swing off,
- 10:43Speaker 2: they said on the broadcast. And so here we are
- 10:47Speaker 2: with the bigger name player. We can all agree on that.
- 10:51Speaker 2: Every man woman in Chili can agree the bigger name
- 10:53Speaker 2: player in this between Brent Rooker and cal Rawley is
- 10:56Speaker 2: cal Rawley. Cal Rawley's not gonna win the MVP, but
- 10:59Speaker 2: he's had an MVP season, switch hitting catch, a great nickname,
- 11:03Speaker 2: the big Dumper.
- 11:05Speaker 1: What's not to like?
- 11:06Speaker 4: Right?
- 11:06Speaker 2: He's in the MVP ways with Aaron Judge and he
- 11:09Speaker 2: advances to the second round.
- 11:11Speaker 1: Originally, uh, it was what do you advanced?
- 11:14Speaker 2: He advances, He ends up going on and winning the
- 11:17Speaker 2: home run derby crown by a razor thin march.
- 11:21Speaker 1: We are talking again. Less than an inch Okay, less
- 11:26Speaker 1: than an inch like a paper cut is what we're
- 11:29Speaker 1: talking about here. Uh and uh and that ended up
- 11:33Speaker 1: being the thing that that descended it.
- 11:35Speaker 2: And so all things being equal, if we agree, this
- 11:41Speaker 2: is a television show.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Okay, it's a TV show.
- 11:45Speaker 2: And the story is cal Raley that this is his
- 11:50Speaker 2: magical career year. He's put it all together. He'll never
- 11:52Speaker 2: play as good as this for Seattle, and this is
- 11:56Speaker 2: his career here. You don't have two career years. You
- 11:58Speaker 2: had one career year. So that's the case. And then
- 12:03Speaker 2: you look at Brent Rooker, who's also a good player,
- 12:06Speaker 2: and he's had solid numbers. He's got a nice contract,
- 12:09Speaker 2: making a lot of money. But the baseball mantra is
- 12:13Speaker 2: anybody advances not wearing an Athletics jersey. Do you understand
- 12:19Speaker 2: the Athletics are the shame.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Of the family of Major League Baseball. They're an embarrassment.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Okay, they play in a minor league ballpark in a
- 12:29Speaker 2: town that baseball is so embarrassed about they won't even
- 12:31Speaker 2: say the name. That's how little major League Baseball thinks
- 12:34Speaker 2: of Sacramento. They're so shamed by Sacramento. It is such
- 12:39Speaker 2: a ward on their ass that they will not say
- 12:42Speaker 2: Sacramento Athletics. You're not allowed to say it. They're just
- 12:46Speaker 2: the Athletics. But where do they play? They're just athletics.
- 12:50Speaker 2: It's so shameful, and so is it beyond the realm
- 12:54Speaker 2: of possibility that Major League Baseball said, I don't know.
- 12:56Speaker 1: Nobody will question it. Nobody ever questions the that cast numbers.
- 13:01Speaker 2: Ever, so you've got the ugly, redheaded step children in
- 13:06Speaker 2: the Athletics. Brent Rooker plays for them, who are baseball
- 13:09Speaker 2: orphans until eventually they get to get to Vegas and
- 13:14Speaker 2: so cal No, I'm not gonna hear it say Seattle
- 13:16Speaker 2: is a mecca of baseball. We like to use the
- 13:19Speaker 2: line that came from Cowboy coach Jimmy Johnson back in
- 13:23Speaker 2: the day, where he famously said of Seattle at Southern
- 13:26Speaker 2: Alaska when he had to go up there for an
- 13:29Speaker 2: NFC championship game. However, side by side. If you put
- 13:34Speaker 2: cal Raleigh and Brent Rooker side by side, right, you
- 13:38Speaker 2: put them side by side, cal Rawley's like Taylor Swift.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Okay, It's just that's the case there. So that's where
- 13:49Speaker 1: we are now.
- 13:50Speaker 2: The other thing, and this has been going on for
- 13:52Speaker 2: a little bit, but we were reminded of it. We
- 13:54Speaker 2: forget about it once the derby comes and goes. But
- 13:57Speaker 2: where are you at on Major League Baseball handing cal
- 14:00Speaker 2: Raley the winner of the home run derby a one
- 14:04Speaker 2: million dollar cartoon size check and they win. The winner
- 14:09Speaker 2: of the home run derby won one million dollars in
- 14:11Speaker 2: this case cal Raley, So where are you at on that?
- 14:14Speaker 2: They also had the championship belt and the chain which
- 14:20Speaker 2: you got to tell you, cal Raley didn't look that
- 14:22Speaker 2: cool with the with the chain of they were hoping
- 14:25Speaker 2: for cool, they didn't. Cal Raley didn't look that cool.
- 14:28Speaker 2: He didn't anyway. So this is the million dollar prize
- 14:33Speaker 2: from Major League Baseball. This is the people over there
- 14:36Speaker 2: in New York who run Major League Baseball, who think
- 14:39Speaker 2: they are marketing geniuses. Yet again, Hey, you know what,
- 14:44Speaker 2: at NBA they give out more money for the dunk contest.
- 14:47Speaker 1: Why don't we take a page out of their playbook.
- 14:49Speaker 1: And then you got the the wrestling people seem to
- 14:52Speaker 1: like that a lot.
- 14:53Speaker 2: They have the belt and people like bling blinge. So
- 14:57Speaker 2: let's put a chain, will have a big thing, and
- 15:00Speaker 2: that'll be the way we do it. We'll get We're
- 15:01Speaker 2: gonna make that derby cool again. We're gonna make the
- 15:05Speaker 2: home run Derby cool again. So get the bags of dog,
- 15:08Speaker 2: get the jewelry out, and it's on. Put some fireworks
- 15:12Speaker 2: in there for the home run derby. Give out some
- 15:15Speaker 2: oversized gloves to fans, and we're in. So we're at
- 15:20Speaker 2: the point now in the story where you need now
- 15:23Speaker 2: need to bribe players to get them to take part
- 15:26Speaker 2: in the All Star Game festivities.
- 15:29Speaker 1: So again, it's just baseball trying to be like basketball.
- 15:32Speaker 1: They're trying to be cool. They're not cool. Baseball is
- 15:35Speaker 1: never cool. I like baseball, but they're never cool. It's
- 15:38Speaker 1: gonna be really cool as a baseball player.
- 15:41Speaker 2: And trying to be a little flashy with the jewelry,
- 15:43Speaker 2: trying to get that in there. And but the thing
- 15:46Speaker 2: about this is, and maybe I'm wrong on this, you
- 15:48Speaker 2: can correct me if I am, I'll give it the
- 15:49Speaker 2: number a little bit, but it's like Major League Baseball
- 15:53Speaker 2: selling the Home Run Derby as slum dog millionaire, like
- 15:58Speaker 2: giving the illusion this is it's gonna be a rags
- 16:00Speaker 2: to riches story. Like in their head, the marketing people
- 16:03Speaker 2: at Major lea the Baseball was like, oh, listen, somebody
- 16:05Speaker 2: who's like on a rookie contract.
- 16:06Speaker 1: Is gonna win the Derby and they're gonna make.
- 16:09Speaker 2: More money for winning the derby than they make playing
- 16:13Speaker 2: for whatever team they play for. Spoiler alert, it did
- 16:16Speaker 2: not work. It did not work, and it wouldn't have
- 16:20Speaker 2: worked anyway. Like if somebody they thought was going to win,
- 16:23Speaker 2: one of these guys on the rookie contract would have won,
- 16:25Speaker 2: it still would not have worked.
- 16:27Speaker 1: Right.
- 16:27Speaker 2: The rags to richest thing doesn't work. Now, I'm old enough.
- 16:30Speaker 2: When I was a kid, there were still baseball players
- 16:33Speaker 2: that got jobs in the offseason selling cars or I
- 16:36Speaker 2: don't think they cleaned toilets, but they had jobs in
- 16:39Speaker 2: the offseason, some of them did. But now everyone's loaded.
- 16:44Speaker 2: Everyone's rich that plays baseball. There's no poor people that
- 16:48Speaker 2: play Major League Baseball doesn't exist, right, do you know
- 16:52Speaker 2: the minimum salary in Major League Baseball this season.
- 16:55Speaker 1: Is seven hundred and sixty thousand dollars. If I knew
- 17:02Speaker 1: somebody that made seven hundred and sixty thousand dollars, I'd say,
- 17:06Speaker 1: holy crap, what's it like to be rich? My god?
- 17:10Speaker 2: And so baseball's so out of touch, they're so obtuse
- 17:14Speaker 2: to people at marketing and Major League Baseball, Like, did
- 17:16Speaker 2: they really think that Joe Schmoe sitting on their ass
- 17:19Speaker 2: eating eating bond bonds, watching the home run derby on
- 17:23Speaker 2: their sofa was gonna think? Well, I really feel good
- 17:27Speaker 2: this rags to riches story. Here is a poor, helpless
- 17:32Speaker 2: baseball player only making seven hundred and sixty thousand dollars,
- 17:36Speaker 2: and now they got a million dollars. And of course
- 17:38Speaker 2: it backfired. It was ruled because cal Raley, let me
- 17:40Speaker 2: check my notes, here, seventeen and a half million dollar salary,
- 17:44Speaker 2: one hundred million dollar contract, and he won the home
- 17:47Speaker 2: run derby. Yeah, so I just gave the check to
- 17:50Speaker 2: his younger brothers, said here go buy some stock, buy
- 17:54Speaker 2: some stock with dividends. Knock yourself out, all right, now,
- 17:57Speaker 2: last word, all right, last word, So cal Rally, big.
- 17:59Speaker 1: Win there, big win.
- 18:02Speaker 2: Now this has created I already got a couple of
- 18:05Speaker 2: emails from our friends that listen to the Great Pacific
- 18:07Speaker 2: Northwest here, because there's nothing quite like a Mariner fan. Now,
- 18:11Speaker 2: you might not know Marion fans because you might live
- 18:13Speaker 2: far away from Seattle with the Marina fan is already
- 18:16Speaker 2: pacing around their apartment, biting their nails, wondering whether or
- 18:21Speaker 2: not Yes, cal Raley is going to now start sucking
- 18:26Speaker 2: and ride the vomit comet. You know, Robbie, the Mariner
- 18:28Speaker 2: fans freaking, Oh my god, he swung through the fences.
- 18:32Speaker 2: He's gonna fit the jinks? What about the jinks? The
- 18:35Speaker 2: so called Derby jinks? Right that that's a thing? People,
- 18:39Speaker 2: and I spooke Mariner fans, Oh my god, we can't
- 18:41Speaker 2: have nice things. Cal Rawley's gonna blow because of the
- 18:45Speaker 2: Derby Jinks. So thumbs up, thumbs down. Should Mariner fans
- 18:51Speaker 2: be paranoid about cal Raley going into slump City because
- 18:57Speaker 2: of the home run Derby jinks? So I'm going thumbs
- 19:01Speaker 2: down on this. I'm gonna go thumbs down on this. Now,
- 19:04Speaker 2: this is an old wise tale that has been passed
- 19:07Speaker 2: down from previous generations about the home run Derby, and
- 19:12Speaker 2: the theory is that the players that participate in the
- 19:14Speaker 2: home Run Derby, the All Star Slugfest. Right, the people
- 19:18Speaker 2: that are out there, they come back cursed that they
- 19:22Speaker 2: have home run PTSD and it just messes with their mind.
- 19:27Speaker 2: Theirs swings are in shambles, and their timing is off,
- 19:30Speaker 2: and their stands go.
- 19:31Speaker 1: Down, down, down, down down. That's how it goes.
- 19:35Speaker 2: But let me help my brothers and sisters in the
- 19:38Speaker 2: great Pacific Northwest. Here, I will put on my shrink cap.
- 19:42Speaker 2: I will be Benny the Shrink, and I will help
- 19:45Speaker 2: you out.
- 19:46Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do I'm gonna cut
- 19:48Speaker 1: through the psychobabble. If you take a deep breath, you
- 19:52Speaker 1: can do it.
- 19:52Speaker 2: You take take a deep breath, You put the anti
- 19:56Speaker 2: acids down, you put the bottle there, You.
- 20:00Speaker 1: Stop buying the Hogwatch, just stop.
- 20:03Speaker 2: The jinx is about as real as next time you
- 20:06Speaker 2: go out to Safego Field, Sasquatch, an actual Sasquatch throws
- 20:11Speaker 2: out the first pitch at America Game. There's a better
- 20:14Speaker 2: chance of Sasquatch. Hey, I'm not talking about a mascot.
- 20:18Speaker 2: I'm talking about the real Sasquatch coming out. Bigfoot throwing
- 20:22Speaker 2: out of the first pitch. There's a better chance of that,
- 20:25Speaker 2: right now, I get it. People love a good story, right,
- 20:28Speaker 2: Stories are the greatest Everyone we learned from stories.
- 20:30Speaker 1: We all learn from stories. It doesn't matter where you
- 20:32Speaker 1: come from. But the idea that the derby, that the
- 20:36Speaker 1: MLB Home run Derby is going to screw up cal
- 20:39Speaker 1: Raley so much that he's going to be terrible.
- 20:43Speaker 2: And I know why this has been the thing because
- 20:46Speaker 2: there were players years ago that had bad second half, right,
- 20:50Speaker 2: But the correlation ain't causation on this one, and the
- 20:54Speaker 2: numbers back it up.
- 20:56Speaker 1: The actual data, now, if you go.
- 20:59Speaker 2: We have a long home run Derby history year, and
- 21:02Speaker 2: not just some internet chatter, but actual data has shown
- 21:06Speaker 2: there's no consistent drop off in performance by those that
- 21:10Speaker 2: are in the home run Derby. Now, are there players
- 21:12Speaker 2: that go into a prolonged slump? Yes, there are, absolutely.
- 21:17Speaker 2: There's others though, like Pete Alonzo, a regular in the
- 21:20Speaker 2: home run Derby, wasn't in this year, or Aaron Judge
- 21:22Speaker 2: who keep Monster Mushing even though they were in the
- 21:25Speaker 2: hor ern Derby. So it's essentially a coin flip, not
- 21:28Speaker 2: a curse. It's a coin flip. And if the big
- 21:33Speaker 2: dumper comes out and takes a dump for the Seattle
- 21:36Speaker 2: Mariners there on the field in late July and August
- 21:39Speaker 2: and all that stuff. It's not because of some mythical
- 21:43Speaker 2: derby voodoo. It's not because of that. It's because baseball
- 21:47Speaker 2: is a grime. We get into those dog days of
- 21:49Speaker 2: summer and it's brutal, all right. It is the Ben
- 21:52Speaker 2: Mouse Joe Well a little late on that. If you
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- 22:12Speaker 2: the overnight straight ahead, some bad jazz music. We'll get
- 22:16Speaker 2: to all that. We will do it next.
- 22:18Speaker 5: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 22:21Speaker 5: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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- 23:01Speaker 2: It's coming up the wildest, weirdest, wackiest night in overnight
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- 24:03Speaker 2: not act accordingly. Back to it All, Right, back to
- 24:08Speaker 2: it we go, and Nick, the Wendy's Guy calls in.
- 24:13Speaker 2: He says, I'm going to try to make this as
- 24:15Speaker 2: PG as possible. Ben, Buddy, I have not been feeling
- 24:18Speaker 2: well today. Let's just say I've become friends with a
- 24:20Speaker 2: porcelain throne. Ew it happens, Nick, it happens. Ben.
- 24:31Speaker 4: Do you ever pray to the toilet gods while you're
- 24:34Speaker 4: thrown up? And being like, Hi, I will never do
- 24:37Speaker 4: it again if I'm never sick ever again.
- 24:39Speaker 2: You know, I haven't really had many issues throwing up.
- 24:42Speaker 2: I've only thrown up a few times. My issues are more,
- 24:47Speaker 2: how can I describe it? Chocolate like a chocolate milk
- 24:51Speaker 2: situation like I've had that.
- 24:53Speaker 1: I've had food poisoning, I've had well, I'm not getting
- 24:56Speaker 1: chocolate ice cream right now.
- 24:58Speaker 2: When I had my gallbladder out, it took me a
- 25:00Speaker 2: while to adjust to my new situation. Like there's a
- 25:04Speaker 2: timing issue and you have your gallbladder out, like you
- 25:06Speaker 2: have a certain window, you eat certain foods, and you
- 25:09Speaker 2: have to be within a certain distance to the throne,
- 25:14Speaker 2: and if you don't make it there, your body's not
- 25:16Speaker 2: gonna wait. No, it's just gonna unload. And yeah, I
- 25:23Speaker 2: really damaged a few toilets in my time because I
- 25:26Speaker 2: not quite make it in time, which was bad for me,
- 25:31Speaker 2: but it was good for the downloads on the podcast.
- 25:33Speaker 2: I saved that for the fifth hour because you really
- 25:35Speaker 2: talk Pooh. You can talk not Poor Richardson, but you
- 25:38Speaker 2: can talk Pooh on the fifth hour. You know, Poor
- 25:40Speaker 2: Richardson is No, it's not Winny of the Pooh right, No, no.
- 25:43Speaker 1: No, it's not.
- 25:43Speaker 2: He used to work here as a basketball player, and
- 25:46Speaker 2: Poor Richardson was a talk shows here and there was
- 25:49Speaker 2: a drop that I used praising his work as a
- 25:54Speaker 2: talk shows and that was immortalized, I think by it
- 25:57Speaker 2: was Danny g or Roberto, one of those idiots were
- 26:00Speaker 2: saved it in the system. Then it was in honor
- 26:02Speaker 2: of talk shows. I was following him on like a
- 26:06Speaker 2: Sunday night, and that was that. We're starting out with
- 26:10Speaker 2: the home run derby just Josh in Cincin, and I says,
- 26:13Speaker 2: give the nerds an inch and it'll take you for
- 26:15Speaker 2: a mile every single time.
- 26:17Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Robbie.
- 26:18Speaker 2: The Mariner fans celebrated the feat by lighting a scented
- 26:21Speaker 2: candle after a healthy number two Shane and de Moine says,
- 26:29Speaker 2: the players in the home run derby showed up and
- 26:31Speaker 2: showed out, as the saying goes, but all could have been,
- 26:36Speaker 2: all could have used. Hitting coach Ben Mauth, Well, I
- 26:39Speaker 2: am Benny the Bopper, and we have that somewhere in
- 26:42Speaker 2: the system. But I am Benny the Bopper, and don't
- 26:44Speaker 2: you forget that, Fargo Pete, I'm still looking for the
- 26:47Speaker 2: other all right.
- 26:47Speaker 1: I know there's a lot of sound, Fargo Pete.
- 26:49Speaker 2: I've been here a long time, Fargo Pete, right since
- 26:51Speaker 2: says hey, Ben, did you just use these phrases less
- 26:54Speaker 2: than an inch and a nerds chubby in the same sense, well,
- 26:58Speaker 2: not exactly the same scent as you did far Go Pete,
- 27:02Speaker 2: you took your creative license to the next level.
- 27:05Speaker 1: Bill, who's your bill rights? In?
- 27:06Speaker 2: Said Mariner talk. I thought they got traded to Oklahoma City?
- 27:11Speaker 2: Who knew, he says, complaining about that chip and the
- 27:16Speaker 2: Q says he plus on the opening moutha monologue. What
- 27:19Speaker 2: you said about the home run Derby is true. I
- 27:21Speaker 2: just shrugged my shoulders, he says, I shrugged my shoulders.
- 27:26Speaker 1: After all, a few years down the road.
- 27:30Speaker 2: How many people will actually remember who won the contest?
- 27:33Speaker 1: I know I won't. Well, you can say that about
- 27:35Speaker 1: pretty much anything, ship like, are you really gonna remember
- 27:39Speaker 1: the minutia about, for example, basketball Oklahoma City winning the championship? No. Now,
- 27:44Speaker 1: if you're Kyrie and OKC and our listeners, you'll remember everything.
- 27:49Speaker 1: But for the rest of us, I think the Oklahoma won.
- 27:51Speaker 1: What year did they win?
- 27:52Speaker 2: Truck Stop Fungus Rights Sin says I stopped watching the
- 27:55Speaker 2: home run Derby years ago.
- 27:57Speaker 1: It's just silly.
- 28:00Speaker 2: I love a guy named truck Stop Fungus who thinks
- 28:01Speaker 2: the home run Derby is silly. Jason the Diamond Band
- 28:04Speaker 2: says I need to thank Mallor for watching the home
- 28:07Speaker 2: run Derby so I could watch the grass dry after
- 28:10Speaker 2: a thunderstorm.
- 28:11Speaker 1: Thank you go, very nice.
- 28:13Speaker 2: Mister Irrigation randomly says I think I found weed man,
- 28:16Speaker 2: a new roommate candidate. If he's looking now, he likes
- 28:19Speaker 2: his roommate now, he said. A guy works over at
- 28:22Speaker 2: Walmart they're they're having a good time, having a good time.
- 28:26Speaker 2: Femi rights and says, man, you said baseball isn't cool
- 28:29Speaker 2: and basketball is.
- 28:30Speaker 1: So what's the coolest sports?
- 28:32Speaker 2: Soccer? Hockey? Never mind, it's the NFL, says fem Well.
- 28:37Speaker 1: I think basketball is perceived as cooler than the NFL,
- 28:41Speaker 1: saying the cool if you look at the big board
- 28:43Speaker 1: of cool, not a list, Terry and England not a list.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Big board, basketball would be at the top. You don't
- 28:49Speaker 1: do lists. I don't you know. People that do list
- 28:52Speaker 1: are lazy talk shows.
- 28:53Speaker 2: Ferg Dog writes and says, why can't you let Robbie
- 28:56Speaker 2: the Mariner fan be happy for one span? The Big
- 29:00Speaker 2: Dumper wins the derby, first time he's been able to
- 29:03Speaker 2: celebrate in a long time. The Mariners suck, the Falcons
- 29:07Speaker 2: are a joke, and the Beaves got left to die
- 29:11Speaker 2: in the pack too, and Justin and Cincinnati always calls
- 29:15Speaker 2: him fat.
- 29:16Speaker 1: That is true, That's all all part of the the
- 29:19Speaker 1: bromance there.
- 29:20Speaker 2: Supermarket Steam says, you would think that winning the home
- 29:23Speaker 2: run derby would help someone with momentum into the second
- 29:27Speaker 2: half of the season to tear it up. I guess
- 29:29Speaker 2: Ben is right. Momentum in sports really doesn't exist exactly, supermarket, Steve,
- 29:34Speaker 2: there you go. Now you're coming around, And I don't
- 29:36Speaker 2: even know why you should comment on this, because we're
- 29:39Speaker 2: the ones allowed to talk about the home run deerbery.
- 29:41Speaker 1: You you're allowed to talk about the WNBA. I wish
- 29:43Speaker 1: you could just shut here.
- 29:44Speaker 2: Yeah, go to the phone town. He says he's got
- 29:47Speaker 2: a golden ticket. I don't know how he got the
- 29:49Speaker 2: golden ticket. I think this is a counterfeit golden tickets.
- 29:54Speaker 1: I said you gave him when I was done.
- 29:56Speaker 2: Holler and James, I did not give you a golden ticket. James,
- 29:59Speaker 2: you gave it to Tammy. Remember you won one, but
- 30:01Speaker 2: you gave it to Tammy. You can't use a counterfeit
- 30:04Speaker 2: golden ticket. I know why are you using it?
- 30:08Speaker 1: Then? Every golden ticket I give it, you give it
- 30:12Speaker 1: to Tammy.
- 30:13Speaker 6: I wanted jeans outside golden ticket to Tammy.
- 30:17Speaker 1: But I'm waiting for the call in so I can
- 30:19Speaker 1: hear her beautiful voice. And I'll sit on hold all night. Okay,
- 30:23Speaker 1: all right, I'll put you on hold. Go away. All right, there,
- 30:26Speaker 1: you guys gonna.
- 30:27Speaker 2: Stay on, stay on hold. Who's your bill? Says Ben,
- 30:30Speaker 2: truck stop. Fungus has the best shrooms this side of
- 30:34Speaker 2: the Mighty Mississippi.
- 30:35Speaker 1: You don't say so. He just did say. I mean
- 30:38Speaker 1: he typed it out. He said it typed it. So
- 30:41Speaker 1: that's what he said. Absolutely so bad. Jazz a story.
- 30:47Speaker 2: That Major League Baseball does not want you to talk about.
- 30:50Speaker 2: A New York Yankee was in the home run Derby.
- 30:54Speaker 2: Jazz Chisholm Junior in the home run Derby. You probably
- 30:58Speaker 2: don't know that if you didn't watch it. Even if
- 30:59Speaker 2: you watched it, you might not know it because Jazz
- 31:03Speaker 2: Chism he had how many home runs in the derby?
- 31:07Speaker 1: Let's see here in nonce, he have had.
- 31:09Speaker 2: Twenty fifteen no All star infielder for your New York Yankees.
- 31:16Speaker 2: Jazz Chism hit three home runs in the opening round
- 31:19Speaker 2: and was eliminated. He then pointed out that he was
- 31:23Speaker 2: just there for the vibes. He was just at the
- 31:26Speaker 2: home run Derby for the vibes, and he proved it.
- 31:30Speaker 2: He proved it with his performance.
- 31:32Speaker 1: He was there. He looked good, He looked marvelous. It
- 31:34Speaker 1: looked absolutely marvelous. He was styling at the Jersey uniform
- 31:40Speaker 1: out there. The hat was on backwards. He looked like
- 31:43Speaker 1: he knew what he was doing, and then he had
- 31:46Speaker 1: to hit the ball. And that was the problem. That
- 31:49Speaker 1: was the problem.
- 31:50Speaker 2: Remember years ago when I was doing stuff with the Dodgers,
- 31:52Speaker 2: state this guy, you probably don't know who. His name
- 31:53Speaker 2: Mike Piazza. He was a big star, you know, thirty
- 31:55Speaker 2: years ago, and Piazza entered the home run Derby. I
- 31:58Speaker 2: think it was in like Pittsburgh or Philadelphia, somewhere like that.
- 32:01Speaker 2: I think I've been in Pittsburgh. And if I remember correctly,
- 32:04Speaker 2: Piazza did not hit a single home run in the
- 32:07Speaker 2: home run Derby and had his balls busted the rest
- 32:11Speaker 2: of the season, and I don't think he ever entered
- 32:13Speaker 2: the home run Derby again.
- 32:14Speaker 1: That was it. He said, I'm out. I'm not going back.
- 32:18Speaker 1: Let's go back to the phones.
- 32:19Speaker 2: Let's go down to Bennett the comedian, Will Bennett being
- 32:22Speaker 2: the malor Pealosa. Hello Bennett the comedian, Welcome, don't big
- 32:27Speaker 2: time Michelle, Please, no speakerphone.
- 32:29Speaker 1: Pick that phone up. I don't want a speakerphone. No
- 32:32Speaker 1: speaker phone.
- 32:33Speaker 7: Sorry about that.
- 32:34Speaker 1: Are you on the toilet right now? No, I'm not.
- 32:37Speaker 7: I'm actually in my room. Paul laundering.
- 32:40Speaker 2: Okay, you're falling under See I thought you were honoring
- 32:43Speaker 2: the big dumper. I thought you were on the toilet.
- 32:46Speaker 7: Very funny, but my head's gone five different directions because
- 32:49Speaker 7: he won the derby, the Mariners just swept the Tigers
- 32:53Speaker 7: and the Mallard paloozas on Sunday.
- 32:56Speaker 2: This is an amazing week for you. This coulange your
- 33:00Speaker 2: life in amazing ways. Ben at the Comedian. There's always
- 33:04Speaker 2: people listening. They're very powerful people. Someone could be listening
- 33:07Speaker 2: to your comedy set and then they might contact us
- 33:11Speaker 2: and say, hey, who's that guy, Ben at the Comedian.
- 33:13Speaker 2: And then the next thing you know, boom, you're discovered
- 33:17Speaker 2: and to the moon, to the moon there you go.
- 33:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 33:22Speaker 7: Well, actually, I'm trying to get my sister. She's nine.
- 33:26Speaker 7: She wants to come. She heard me on the paluza
- 33:28Speaker 7: last year and she's like, I want to get on there,
- 33:30Speaker 7: so we'll see.
- 33:31Speaker 2: Wow.
- 33:32Speaker 1: Okay, now she able to stay up that late? It's
- 33:34Speaker 1: pretty late. Is she able to stay up that late?
- 33:36Speaker 7: Well, she's got to talk mom and dad into that
- 33:38Speaker 7: way about that.
- 33:40Speaker 2: I like, though, yes, good sibling bonding is what we'
- 33:43Speaker 2: providing a bonding experience for the brother and the daughter
- 33:46Speaker 2: there that they are going to be together, the brother
- 33:49Speaker 2: and sister rather, they're going to be together here on
- 33:51Speaker 2: the rad I think that's great.
- 33:52Speaker 7: That's yeah, we're working on it. It's going to be
- 33:54Speaker 7: better than last year. So we're excited.
- 33:57Speaker 1: Well, you're older now, right, you got those first your jitters,
- 34:00Speaker 1: you're no longer rookie, no rookie jinks, and now you're
- 34:04Speaker 1: ready to go right for sure?
- 34:07Speaker 7: And the Mariners, uh, I'm not ready to make it
- 34:10Speaker 7: into the plass to win a world series.
- 34:11Speaker 2: So you know, all right, and you're you're gonna wake
- 34:14Speaker 2: up after that and be like, hey, what happened?
- 34:16Speaker 1: What kind of dream was that?
- 34:18Speaker 7: I don't know, but I know that the Seattle SuperSonics
- 34:21Speaker 7: are going to come back. That's going to happen.
- 34:22Speaker 2: They are, yes, And how old are you get your
- 34:25Speaker 2: you're in high school?
- 34:26Speaker 7: Right, it's almost seventeen.
- 34:28Speaker 1: You're almost seventy everyone. That's I love. When you're under
- 34:31Speaker 1: a certain age, you always say almost to get to
- 34:33Speaker 1: the older age, and then yeah, tell a girl, don't
- 34:36Speaker 1: I well no, but when you get older, when you
- 34:38Speaker 1: get to my age, you'll say, I just barely turned whatever.
- 34:42Speaker 1: You know, I'm barely well, don't tell you how close
- 34:46Speaker 1: I am to the next number.
- 34:48Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So you know you're fine for another
- 34:51Speaker 2: at least twenty something years.
- 34:54Speaker 1: So I think you're in good shape. Ok, yeah, I
- 34:56Speaker 1: think you're in when you get to about forty though.
- 34:58Speaker 1: At that point, you know, I'm kind of I'm just
- 35:02Speaker 1: barely in my forties.
- 35:03Speaker 2: You know.
- 35:04Speaker 7: Well, Ben, you're you're probably let me guess you're probably
- 35:07Speaker 7: about thirty five. And Lorraine as well.
- 35:09Speaker 1: Well, that's right, damn right. How did this guy know?
- 35:12Speaker 1: I started? Now, I started in radio when I was
- 35:15Speaker 1: ten years old. It was ten years old, and look
- 35:18Speaker 1: at me now. Unbelievable. All right, Well, good luck Bettett.
- 35:20Speaker 1: Hopefully your parents are cool with you being your sister
- 35:23Speaker 1: being in the comedy. Is she gonna do comedy with you?
- 35:25Speaker 1: She's gonna sing what you gonna do?
- 35:27Speaker 7: It might it'll be singing her comedy. We're still trying to.
- 35:30Speaker 1: Figure that out.
- 35:31Speaker 2: But now I am concerned though, because I think you
- 35:33Speaker 2: might be upset if she ends up doing better than you.
- 35:36Speaker 2: And then because you know, people love you know, you
- 35:38Speaker 2: feel little girls have this spngali effect on people, So
- 35:43Speaker 2: I'm you know, she does have a power that you
- 35:45Speaker 2: might not possess, and that could be troubling.
- 35:47Speaker 7: We shall see about that.
- 35:49Speaker 2: I don't know, but all right, well, I'm like, all right,
- 35:51Speaker 2: you better practice and make sure that laundry is folded properly.
- 35:54Speaker 2: I don't want your parents to be upset with you. Okay,
- 35:57Speaker 2: all right, all right, thank you, Margo, all right, thank you.
- 36:00Speaker 1: At the comedian trying to recruit his four nine year
- 36:06Speaker 1: old right, yeah, sister, a nine year old sister?
- 36:08Speaker 2: And what about a nine year old girls that that
- 36:11Speaker 2: guy used to call the show angry Bill?
- 36:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say, do you? Yeah, what happened? We
- 36:17Speaker 1: know what happened to me? Just kind of just disappear.
- 36:21Speaker 1: I don't, I haven't noue. I know he had some
- 36:23Speaker 1: medical problems. I'm not sure what. All right, time out
- 36:26Speaker 1: for the who am I? Game?
- 36:27Speaker 2: Here it is we're pretend to somebody else. So cal
- 36:30Speaker 2: Rally became the second switch hitter who to win the
- 36:34Speaker 2: All Star Home Run derby joining me. Cal Raley the Mariners,
- 36:39Speaker 2: becoming the second switch hitter ever to win the home
- 36:41Speaker 2: run derby, He joined.
- 36:42Speaker 1: Me, Who am I? That is the question. The answer.
- 36:46Speaker 1: We'll get to it. We will do it.
- 36:48Speaker 5: Next be sure to catch live editions of The Ben
- 36:51Speaker 5: Meller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 37:00Speaker 8: I love it and my Nay live somewhere walking northwards
- 37:11Speaker 8: the show to the sleeper, and everyone hit the air
- 37:18Speaker 8: everywhere they got there.
- 37:26Speaker 1: He got him, Get you. I didn't write what I
- 37:32Speaker 1: was doing. I want to steer and I'm gonna speak
- 37:36Speaker 1: on the line everything.
- 37:38Speaker 4: Call me Mighty.
- 37:41Speaker 1: Ball, give me a slommy Summarine break, get the hard money,
- 37:52Speaker 1: Bill Miller, and you. It is the Ben Mather Show,
- 37:56Speaker 1: up all night, every single freaking my goodness, it does
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- 38:35Speaker 1: God for the Internet.
- 38:36Speaker 2: Back to it back to it and do we have
- 38:38Speaker 2: now I think we have the tire rack play of
- 38:40Speaker 2: the day.
- 38:41Speaker 1: Do we have that ready to go? Here we go,
- 38:42Speaker 1: Let's go the tire I raq. We do not have
- 38:44Speaker 1: the tire rack player today. Oh apparently we do not.
- 38:48Speaker 1: All right, I thought we did. I don't know who
- 38:51Speaker 1: it is. I have no idea.
- 38:53Speaker 2: I mean, there could only be one. I mean, there's
- 38:56Speaker 2: a home run derby. There's nothing else that happened, so
- 38:58Speaker 2: it had to be from the home renerby. Anyway, we
- 39:00Speaker 2: will skip that and we will move ahead in the broadcast.
- 39:02Speaker 2: Now Here is the who am I?
- 39:05Speaker 1: Game? Here is the who am I?
- 39:07Speaker 4: Game?
- 39:07Speaker 2: So cal Raley became the second switcher ever to win
- 39:11Speaker 2: the All Star home run derby, joining me?
- 39:15Speaker 1: Who am I? That is the question?
- 39:18Speaker 2: What is the answer? Let's see does anyone know the answer?
- 39:21Speaker 2: Milkman Mike in Colorado? Who is in the Mall of
- 39:24Speaker 2: Palooza this Sunday night into Monday morning? Going with Johnny Appleseed?
- 39:29Speaker 1: Is his answer?
- 39:30Speaker 2: Ocho Textos says it's America's favorite drag queen for Lexus
- 39:35Speaker 2: Charman Harmon says Lyman Bostock and old baseball player who
- 39:42Speaker 2: else we have marked the full name, Guy says, Groucho
- 39:45Speaker 2: March Marx is the answer. He calls himself Groucho Mark.
- 39:49Speaker 2: He calls himself Jay Scoop says, Benny the Bopper is
- 39:53Speaker 2: the answer. Boog Powell from William That's his answer, Bobby
- 39:59Speaker 2: said us and Ray he's a big fan of her work.
- 40:02Speaker 2: Mal prop Guy also went with Benny the Bopper. Who
- 40:04Speaker 2: else we have? Bob Ross from alf the Alien Opiner
- 40:08Speaker 2: the Legend, Mister Smithers. What a party animal from King
- 40:11Speaker 2: Rory Elon Musk tossed out by Femi the number one
- 40:15Speaker 2: Uber seats Driver's.
- 40:18Speaker 1: In Minnesota, big fan of the show.
- 40:20Speaker 2: He's spread the Malther gospel around the world in his
- 40:23Speaker 2: native country. Shane in the Mones says, Muggsy Bogues is
- 40:27Speaker 2: the correct answer. Brett Boone with one T. Brett Boone
- 40:30Speaker 2: with one T. Also, I guess who else? Do we
- 40:33Speaker 2: have a page Dan Bay City Tony, I'm not I
- 40:36Speaker 2: don't even know how to say that name.
- 40:37Speaker 1: Who else we have?
- 40:38Speaker 2: Al Oliver from Manuel Inguardina, the real big Pooper, Ben.
- 40:45Speaker 1: Bishop Die Die Diarrhea Guess by fergnog Ricky Martin from
- 40:50Speaker 1: JJ Caitlin Jenner tossed out by Jordan Carlos Beltron from
- 40:54Speaker 1: Eke and Roseville, Minnesota.
- 40:56Speaker 2: Mister Irrigation, says the iconic Liberaci. He lived apparently up
- 41:00Speaker 2: the hill from where we do the show from.
- 41:02Speaker 1: He's dead, Lorena, Do you have an answer, Laurea Verry Bonds?
- 41:06Speaker 1: Bet Verry Bond's not a switch hitter.
- 41:09Speaker 2: The correct answer none other than Rumyan Sierra of the
- 41:13Speaker 2: Texas Rangers in nineteen eighty nine.
- 41:18Speaker 1: Way back, way, way, way back back back back back
- 41:21Speaker 1: back back back back back back back back back back
- 41:23Speaker 1: back back back back