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053 - Laughs w/ Deejay Vasquez & Christian Nunez · Here's to You

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  with you in your ear holes. In all your.
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  Holes, all of your holes. Sitting to my left, as always,
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  is the fantastic blue haired Fanister McAllister.
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  Who is not lesbian? Hi guys, I'm getting tired of
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  these lesbian allegations. I just got called lesbian again.
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  They don't even fucking know me. Your stories.
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  Your stories are suspect. She was just telling us about
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  she was making out with some chicks.
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  So I. Mean, I mean, but first of all,
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  she was cute. So like, can you blame me?
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  Yeah, I feel, I feel like every chick is made out with chicks
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  so. Yeah.
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  So like have you? And then when I do it, it's gay,
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  right? I don't think it's gay to kiss
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  the homies. No it's gay, not gay.
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  Is that some toxic ass masculinity?
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  I'm fine with that. I'm fine with being that toxic.
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  Dusty looks like he thinks it's not gay either.
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  Yeah, 'cause it's not gay. We've had this.
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  Conversation. I mean, Dusty, would you kiss
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  your homie? Yeah.
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  See. What if it's not gay?
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  But your lips like that, how could you say no?
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  I'll make you fall in love, dude.
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  You don't want you. You don't want no partialness,
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  do we? The hesitation comes because
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  I've done it before. It's.
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  Been mini drunk? With like tongue and everything.
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  No, no, not with. Oh, that's that's gay all right,
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  dude, what the fuck? Y'all need to grow up.
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  Yeah, kissing the homies is not gay.
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  I'm OK with being this toxic masculinity, all right, that's
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  fine. I'm.
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  Speaking of toxic masculinity, we have very two toxic masculine
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  men here today. So, so masculine.
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  So all in is 5/4 masculine. Hailing all the way from Texas.
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  That's what we're doing. Not everything in Texas is that
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  big. I'm just kidding.
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  We've. Got DJ Vasquez.
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  That's how we said that. I saw what you said last night.
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  And then we also have another toxic ass masculine.
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  He is really milking out these divorces and really hates.
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  Mexicans. He hates Mexicans.
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  Mexicans, dude, I said all Mexicans are taking tequila
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  shots and then I took it with you guys.
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  And he's only 5 foot 8 inches. Jesus Christ.
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  He literally stood up. The only time I've complained
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  about that. 8 inches, man. That was all.
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  Right, Jesus Christ. Yeah, after that.
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  After after Ada starts hurting. Jesus Christ.
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  Local ICT comedian, favorite of ours, Christian.
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  Yeah, yeah, I took that before. This.
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  I hit the vape and then I fucking regretted it.
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  And yeah, then she accused me of being an alcoholic.
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  First thing we got in here. But you're actually.
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  Poor, she called me poor too. You.
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  Called me lesbian I think. We're.
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  Yeah, but I think we're. And then you also called me.
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  Loud. No, I like loud.
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  Loud is cool. Yeah, but you, you called me
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  loud. No, I didn't know, I said.
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  You got a great loudness. To be fair, Fantasy calls
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  everybody poor, including herself.
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  I do I. Do I?
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  Do I? Do I was about to call all of
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  our listeners poor because not everyone listens on Spotify and
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  I'm like, okay, so everyone's poor who doesn't listen on
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  Spotify. I love our listeners.
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  What makes you rich to listen on Spotify?
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  It's free. Because no, you have to pay for
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  premium. I know you can.
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  I'm saying that the people who don't pay for premium.
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  Oh, oh, peasants. Peasants, yeah.
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  I'm poor. Yeah.
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  I use the free Spotify. I don't pay.
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  I don't even pay for Pornhub. Nothing.
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  I mean like why I wouldn't? I don't think I'd pay for
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  pornhub. How much is it did?
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  You figure out the work around to get into it from Kansas.
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  What? Oh yeah, what do you?
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  Mean it's a block, it's a yeah. Yeah, we're we're.
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  One of those oh, you don't know. She's trying to act surprised.
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  I. Don't.
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  I heard that I'm not I'm not a porn watcher Sure.
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  So like so like explain my yeah, OK, one of one of is it the
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  hair? Yes, OK.
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  No, your hair's nice. You're not.
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  I feel like I just I. Feel like it's just like the way
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  that I look and then people think something and then they're
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  like, oh, you were like your parents were really strict and
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  like you didn't do shit. And it's like, yeah, that's why
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  I'm acting out now. No kidding.
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  You're rebelling against religion.
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  No, I think I've always kind of been a rebellious.
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  Person are you? Are you religious?
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  Or I grew up Catholic. Same, but not religious anymore.
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  I mean, like I believe in a higher thing.
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  Yeah, same. You know what I mean?
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  You're. Agnostic.
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  No, I don't know. Bless you.
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  Did you sneeze? Sorry.
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  OK, I wouldn't say that. I thought I heard it.
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  And I just, you know, you feel bad.
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  Why? Do not say bless you to someone.
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  People don't say bless you to me all the time when I sneeze well.
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  He's like and I notice and I hate it.
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  Yeah, yeah, he said. It's fine, but still notices it.
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  That was how a girl says it's fine.
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  It's. That's fair.
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  I have said it in that exact tone.
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  I'm not agnostic. I think like I am maybe more
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  spiritual than I am religious. Are you?
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  Yeah, I was. I grew up Catholic.
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  I don't know. I definitely believe in God.
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  I believe in Jesus. Yeah.
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  You know, agnostic. It means like, you just don't
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  know. So yeah, I, you know, spiritual.
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  I just don't believe in like going to church where there's a
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  priest and this priest is like, better than you for some fucking
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  reason. And then and then he like is
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  like just because he doesn't have sex, like, I don't know,
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  dude, the whole fucking thing. And then you get to like pay
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  money to go see to talk to God. I don't know all that shit.
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  Kind of is. All but there's a loophole.
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  You can also take money. You're stupid.
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  That poor, right? I couldn't.
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  I'd do great. But yeah, and I did actually
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  did, I don't know. So you guys grew up Catholic.
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  Did y'all do the whole Because there's like look.
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  At the she's. Yeah, I did.
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  I did all, I did everything. I think the only one is like
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  marriage and death, I think. I've done all of them so I can
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  get married. You're a Catholic Church.
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  Yeah, same. Yeah, same.
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  Same. Mom was like, you're getting
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  married and I'm like, I don't want to get married, mom.
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  Don't get married, guys. Yeah, from the Oh yeah actually
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  part, some words of wisdom to us.
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  Don't get married, guys. It does not.
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  I already messed up. You will no no, it's cool, but
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  do it older when you've. Yeah.
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  Made older when you've become yourself but like.
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  How old are you when you got married?
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  Probably like 20-5, but then Covic happened and then
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  political differences happened. And then I just was like, I was
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  like, fuck, my blood screams Republican and I can't be with
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  this woman, you know, you're really Republican.
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  That was a joke. No, but she wanted me to take
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  the shot and I just wouldn't. So that kind of caused a little
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  tension and yeah, like it was, it was intense.
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  She's cool though, a great person.
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  That's that's why y'all got divorced, because she wanted you
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  to. No, no, I cheated.
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  No, I'm just kidding. No, no, no, no, no.
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  That shot. No, no, it's just we.
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  We we just weren't. It was the whole 8 inches that
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  he couldn't take. Jesus Christ, how'd you guys
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  know about the third we had in our relationship?
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  I just do. Brought it.
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  Up what are these? Sounds, aren't they?
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  Cool. It was rate of who's that not
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  dolphin when he was talking about an 8 inch day.
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  Dolphin. SpongeBob Yeah, they do.
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  Have you seen, have you guys seen those videos of like of
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  dolphins actually like humping? That's all dude.
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  Those are, yeah, Dolphins are a little pervs.
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  Dude, they. Are and they're like, it's like,
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  are you? Are you?
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  Water like I smell pussy. Bro dude.
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  Really. They're also really smart.
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  Yeah, Which is also really crazy.
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  You're not. Supposed to talk.
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  That's your spirit. Animal you're not supposed to
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  like, talk to them. Because they're horny as fuck,
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  no. Because you the hair, you got
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  blue hair like a mermaid. I don't know, it was red.
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  It was a stretch it. Was yeah, I think it's a bit of
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  a stretch. Oh, maybe because they're really
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  smart. Yes, that's why I originally
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  said. It.
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  That's why you said it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  And the mermaid, he looked like a mermaid, a Mexican mermaid.
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  Thank you. That should not be in America.
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  No, just kidding. Washed up to the wrong.
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  That's. Washed up to the wrong shore.
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  Washed up to. The wrong, you know, I'm trying
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  to go back. Yeah.
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  To Mexico. Okay to live how hard?
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  It's probably not hard. No, not hard at all.
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  We're. Stopping.
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  You we trying to figure out like, okay, the thought of
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  moving, actually moving. Don't move to Mexico.
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  Why? Mexico is gorgeous, dude.
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  Yeah. To live there.
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  Yes, yeah. I live in like, Mexico City.
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  That's the other Mexico, the FA. Or I live in Guadalajara.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or I live in Guadalajara because
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  I can't give up Amazon Prime, you know?
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  You've done your research. Yes, and so like I'm from the
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  ranchos, like I'm not going to go live at the Rancho.
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  I mean, I love my. Rancho, that's my fear.
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  I don't want to live in that. Yeah, I don't want to live in
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  the Rancho. I'm tired of having to like be
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  like, OK, there's no water, It didn't come and having to boil
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  it or like, you know, I'm not. I don't want to do that.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  But I do, I think like, I just want to be able to, I don't
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  know. I definitely feel closer to
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  myself when I'm in Mexico, if that makes sense.
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  And I love my culture. I do love my I don't want to
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  live there forever, but I want to live there for some time.
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  I feel like I have at least two more moves left in me before I'm
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  ready to figure out where the heck I want to be at.
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  You know what you could do? Buy a house there and then go,
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  it's there's there. And then you could just go visit
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  and remodel it and then that'll be your like, winter home.
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  Like I'm going to Cancun bitches 'cause I'm not poor like
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  Christian. Exactly, Exactly.
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  No, I've actually been thinking about it.
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  I'm trying to get my dual citizenship so I can start
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  owning land over there and start pretty on the Los Sorenos.
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  Cause like, we're the No Sabo kid.
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  That means that I'm trying to fight for land with my uncles.
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  Yeah, 'cause you don't get that, 'cause you're a no Sabo kid.
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  OK, all right, we're gonna take shots.
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  All right, Song now. So wait, we're taking a shot.
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  That too, yeah. Shot time in shot.
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  OK. One more and that's it, because
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  my neck's getting warm for some reason.
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  Shout out to Una Vida, you guys are amazing.
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  They are amazing actually this. Is pretty good I love it it
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  makes me want to relapse that's how good you guys are it's.
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  You're a recovering alcoholic. No, I'm just kidding.
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  I'm a fucking comedian. No, actually I was two years
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  sober. As of yesterday.
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  Nah dude as of like last year. Really.
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  Yeah. What happened?
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  You were just getting high A. Lot of no dude, it was just
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  fucking dude. Being sober is very overrated.
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  Yeah. Very overrated and the whole
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  idea of like. Corey definitely wants 1.
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  The whole like, you know, alcohol has power over you.
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  Oh yeah, I hate that mindset because it's like, it just makes
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  you feel like a loser. So you drink to prove you have
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  power over the alcohol. So here.
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  We are. I'm in charge of you, all right?
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  You don't fucking tell me. What to do anymore?
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  Yeah, I'm in charge of you. Funny, That's fucking.
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  That's a good bit. That's a.
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  Good bit write. That down, that's how your whole
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  brain works now, huh? You're just like constantly,
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  like, that's a good bit. Yeah, I need, I need to bring
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  this in. So are you going to start making
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  lesbian jokes now? 2 lesbian jokes.
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  No, I've done it, I've done it. It divides the crowd.
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  Two good bits, thank you. Two good bits to you too, my
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  friend. M5 80 My goodness gracious,
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  that's it. I'm not drinking a bird though.
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  I'll take his. For so much for being sober.
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  No, Yeah, yeah, honestly, it was it was two years ago.
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  I drink on my birthday, man, and it was stupid.
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  Makes so I was two years sober and then on my birthday I bombed
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  like the worst bomb I've ever had in my life.
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  On Like the Show? On the show, I was in
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  Philadelphia with Willie. It was me, Willie and his son.
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  And his son is just like Willie, so they drink a lot.
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  And I was like, dude, he's like the worst person to be like, you
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  know, dude, you know, I feel like I really want to drink, you
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  know, I don't know what to do. He was like, dude, just drink
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  pussy. I was like.
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  Just drink. Pussy there was.
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  A comma there and he said just drink comma.
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  Maybe there was a comma there. Maybe he was trying to be, you
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  know. Yeah.
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  Keep going. And then words of.
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  Wisdom Famous last words. Exactly.
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  And then I was like fuck it, got a jacket, coke and then the rest
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  is history. Dude.
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  I was like, dude, I'm fucking back.
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  Oh, so you bomb? You bomb while you were sober.
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  Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, I.
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  Can you tell me what, dude? There's a laugh that you didn't
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  get. Yeah.
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  Dude, she's a fucking comedian. But she's been like, like, he's
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  impressive. Yeah, I am pretty good.
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  Ladies, watch out, there's a lesbian comedian coming.
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  She's after your vaginas. I'm not, yeah, I'm not after
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  their vagina. It's just their cats.
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  I love cats. That's what they all say.
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  That's what they all say, and. Then the pets.
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  Cats, those cats, they're so. Cute.
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  I like to pet cats too, so what's up dude?
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  What's up with this? Why do you have a pink?
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  Why is it pink? Because he's not afraid to kiss
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  a homies that's. Why It's not?
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  It's not. It's salmon.
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  What? Is salmon.
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  What's a salmon? It sticks out actually.
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  I bought this from my sister, that's why.
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  It's there we. Go.
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  But also it sticks out. It's pretty cool.
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  I put this naked cat on it. I think all cats are naked.
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  That's true. That's true.
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  Oh yes, they're naked. You make very What about
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  hairless ones? Are they extra naked?
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  Those are extra naked. Those went skinny dipping and
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  lost their clothes. So there's, so there's like
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  there's naked and then there's extra naked.
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  Yeah. It's like tequila.
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  So did you guys know it goes anejo?
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  Yeah. And then extra anejo I have.
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  An idea? What the fuck that?
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  Means anejo. Just means it's older, it's
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  aged. Like it's like 10 years and then
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  extra anejos after 10 years. Dude like you are poor.
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  Yes, I don't dabble in alcohol. Getting a DUI with two drinks.
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  Thanks. I'm not that poor.
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  No, no. Just kind of poor.
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  Just kind of poor. Kind of just live in life.
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  Sorry, I don't have a tech job. That's the first thing she said.
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  She's like, hi, I work in tech. I did.
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  Not say that she called you poor before that.
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  She said hi, poor man, I work in tech pretty much.
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  And then the Asian came and then she said like, Oh yeah, I don't
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  hear them. She goes, hey, I own a home.
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  You're poor. I work in tech.
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  Yes, and I'm not lesbian. And I travel.
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  Hold on. I started with you're not 6 foot
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  and you forgot that part like it started there and then and then
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  it went to the other places. So like so this is what
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  happened. So she's better than all of us?
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  No, this is what she's saying. This is what happened.
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  They have a very large black man here who is clearly.
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  You're black. What did I?
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  Do he's great, he's great, but he said he's 5/8 and she's
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  clearly never picked up a tape measure before because he's
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  clearly 7 foot. And then I said I'm 61.
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  And then she looked at me and she said there's no fucking way.
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  And yeah, that's it. But I love you bro you're great.
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  How did I say it? Huh?
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  There was a whole like. I don't know, it hurt though.
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  You were like, there's no fucking way.
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  That's literally. I get a little zesty here and
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  there. You got really zesty there.
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  What's this for? You guys don't make drinks?
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  We do make drinks. I'm not reverse I call anything
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  you guys at all. What do you guys usually mix
• 18:19
  though? I'm just curious.
• 18:20
  What do we usually mix? Yeah.
• 18:21
  What do you guys do with these? So what?
• 18:23
  We used to make our signature drinks for our guests, which we
• 18:27
  will be making for you. Here, not right now, I'm
• 18:29
  roughly. 15 minutes, OK. But what is your signature?
• 18:31
  I'm curious now, what's your What makes it signature?
• 18:34
  So like we try to get to know the guests.
• 18:36
  That's why I always ask you like I asked you like, hey, what do
• 18:39
  you want to drink? What is your flavour profile?
• 18:41
  And then like I'm like trying to.
• 18:43
  Come up with a cocktail. Oh, that's awesome.
• 18:46
  Is made specifically towards you guys.
• 18:49
  Ohh hell yeah. For those that have not cut on
• 18:52
  yet, Chris doesn't actually listen to the podcast and he
• 18:55
  doesn't know anything about us because he's asking.
• 19:00
  Who's Chris? Do you go more by Christian?
• 19:02
  Yes, clearly she has. That's where I am because I go
• 19:06
  by Christian. Never have I gone.
• 19:08
  So she doesn't do her research. The way Christian was talking
• 19:11
  about you guys like yeah do. These are fucking homies man.
• 19:13
  We fucking grew up together. I did not.
• 19:17
  I've been on the podcast like 5 times.
• 19:18
  Dude, I did these questions. I and now it's like dude, and as
• 19:23
  soon as you walk in, you are talking shit already.
• 19:25
  I was like, damn, dude, these motherfuckers, I don't think
• 19:28
  they like you. Yeah.
• 19:30
  That's cool. If I that's how we do it's yeah,
• 19:32
  yeah. If I never talk shit on you,
• 19:34
  that's worse. Like jokingly, I don't like.
• 19:36
  That's a that's a Mexican thing that and I feel like that too.
• 19:39
  Yeah, I'll talk shit, you know, like.
• 19:40
  Yeah. Yeah, cuz like if I if I don't
• 19:43
  fuck with you, I'm definitely not like I.
• 19:44
  Don't even talk to you. Yeah.
• 19:46
  I don't like waste energy, even like having I'm trying to have a
• 19:49
  conversation with you. Or like when they're or when
• 19:52
  they're trying to feed negativity out of you, I just
• 19:55
  don't reply because like, then you win because they just want
• 19:58
  to reply, you know, so oh. Like what negativity?
• 20:01
  Not from you, like, from like, like a chick.
• 20:03
  Like if a chick is trying to stir something up, I just don't
• 20:07
  reply. And I feel like I'll, you know,
• 20:08
  like, that's how you should do it.
• 20:09
  Oh yeah, just fucking. Would you have a lot of chicks
• 20:12
  just talking shit to you or something?
• 20:14
  No, not no more. I'm loyal.
• 20:15
  You're loyal? Yeah.
• 20:16
  This was when you cheated. Jesus, fucking no I didn't
• 20:21
  cheat. I normally try to ask.
• 20:23
  Like, can we blur that? Can we blur with that?
• 20:25
  You're gonna forget, but I did not cheat.
• 20:28
  Guys, leave that shit in here. You.
• 20:29
  Were the one who? Said just keep it real, alright?
• 20:31
  Yeah, have you ever cheated? Yeah.
• 20:34
  Oh fucker. Not like recently.
• 20:36
  Have you ever cheated? No, that's what they all blue
• 20:38
  nude women cheat. I've never cheated, ever.
• 20:41
  OK. Dusty, have you cheat?
• 20:43
  You're like OK, fuck off you. Want to cheat?
• 20:46
  Well, here's the thing, three out of three guys in here cheat
• 20:49
  so. Look, first of all, it's also
• 20:51
  like early, I'm 30. 3 Corey's never cheated all.
• 20:56
  Right, Dick, what are you? Doing over 6 foot never cheated
• 21:02
  girls. I'm.
• 21:03
  Sorry, we'll, we'll at, we'll at Corey for you guys, OK?
• 21:06
  I will not. I will not 'cause, he said.
• 21:08
  This is all before, this is all so long.
• 21:09
  I was in my 20s, all right. I looked way better so I don't
• 21:14
  do I'll just be out I. Looked way better.
• 21:16
  It's fine, yeah. How old are you now, 3333?
• 21:20
  How old are you? I'm about to be 30.
• 21:22
  OK, OK, I'm. Next.
• 21:24
  Week dude, me too. What's?
• 21:25
  Your. Birthday the 30th.
• 21:27
  I'm the first. Oh, shit, Libras, baby.
• 21:31
  I knew Austin Roche. I knew you were a Libra.
• 21:33
  Yeah, yeah, 'cause you talk a lot.
• 21:37
  Balance. At first I was like gay.
• 21:38
  And then I was like, Oh no, that's a good one.
• 21:40
  Yeah, that was a good one. That was a good one.
• 21:42
  I could just feel your energy as a Libra energy.
• 21:44
  What are you? I'm a Taurus.
• 21:46
  You're a Taurus. Notorious cheaters.
• 21:49
  They're definitely not cheaters. Tauruses are.
• 21:52
  Tauruses are stable and like, faithful, actually, yeah.
• 21:55
  Libras are actually cheaters, yeah.
• 21:58
  I'm not a cheater. You're you're a Libra cheater.
• 22:00
  I'm not a Libra. That's fine, I'll take it.
• 22:03
  But look, wait, I don't know. Because we're really flirty.
• 22:05
  Yeah, and we like to be like, like romanticized things.
• 22:10
  Are you a hopeless romantic? Because I'm a hopeless romantic.
• 22:13
  I got a girlfriend, so no, I'm not.
• 22:15
  I'm. Oh, because you don't want you
• 22:16
  don't want to give her the the ammo that you are a hopeless
• 22:19
  romantic. No what what and your definition
• 22:22
  was a hopeless romantic like never like find your love or?
• 22:25
  Whatever, what I'm trying to say is like, I am just like, I
• 22:28
  probably romanticize things a little too much.
• 22:31
  Yeah, yeah. You know.
• 22:32
  What I mean like, like it's raining outside and I'm like, Oh
• 22:34
  my God. I know, I know.
• 22:36
  Yeah, OK. I mean.
• 22:37
  Like I it's so like falls coming and it's like starting to look
• 22:41
  orange outside. That I love.
• 22:43
  What a beautiful feeling. Yeah.
• 22:44
  And yeah, the the weather, yeah, I know what you're talking
• 22:47
  about. Yeah, I romanticize about the
• 22:48
  weather, about like, nostalgia. Yeah, Or like even like I
• 22:53
  romanticize the podcast. Like I love like just having
• 22:55
  moments like this, like just talking to people and like, you
• 22:59
  know, shooting the shit, just saying a bunch of dumb shit,
• 23:01
  like, and I'm just like, man, I love this.
• 23:03
  That makes me feel so good, you know, and I will romanticize.
• 23:05
  That's how I am with the fall too.
• 23:07
  Christmas too, you guys. Like during Christmas, you guys
• 23:09
  never just stare at the Christmas lights.
• 23:12
  Not that much. I think that's the autistic part
• 23:16
  we were talking about earlier. Yeah.
• 23:18
  Yeah, it's the. Just me it's.
• 23:20
  Autism. Lights Autism is tisming.
• 23:22
  Yeah, autism is tisming. No.
• 23:25
  Do you guys have anything else? Are you guys on the spectrum?
• 23:28
  The fuck I have. I have AD, I have ADD for sure.
• 23:32
  Yeah, yeah, Attention deficit disorder.
• 23:34
  Yeah, not hyper. No, I'm not really like hyper,
• 23:37
  but yeah, attention for sure I. Have ADHD.
• 23:41
  Too. No, he said ADD, you said ADHD.
• 23:43
  What's the difference? Attention deficit, You'd be like
• 23:46
  fucking walking around right now.
• 23:47
  Like pacing. So now.
• 23:49
  Well, it depends. Are you?
• 23:50
  Shaking your leg. I do do that.
• 23:52
  Like I'll start doing this. No, that's a little more
• 23:54
  anxiety. Like like like yeah, I do have
• 23:56
  anxiety where I take meds and I do too.
• 23:58
  Yeah I take esotalifram which is lexapro cuz I'm poor.
• 24:02
  I hey, I take Pristiq, I switch. I thought Lexapro was for like
• 24:05
  depression. It can be, it can be, but it's,
• 24:07
  yeah. It's generalized anxiety and
• 24:09
  generalized. You heard you can also can't
• 24:10
  like fuck on that. Oh, I can't fuck.
• 24:14
  Oh sorry, I can fuck. I just can't come, so it's like
• 24:18
  a super. Water.
• 24:18
  That's no. Fun.
• 24:19
  It's no, it's, well, no. I.
• 24:20
  Heard it like like it's like it gnomes you.
• 24:22
  Like and there's for some people it does so.
• 24:25
  Like high if one taking a lot of it?
• 24:27
  Probably no. Well, no.
• 24:28
  So like when 'cause when I first got on antidepressant, 'cause I
• 24:31
  take both, I do antidepressant and anti anxiety and so like.
• 24:35
  Yeah, I know what's. Wrong with you people.
• 24:36
  I know. The water in Wichita.
• 24:38
  I know over here drinking and anyways so Lexapro can do that
• 24:45
  like if you. Libido.
• 24:46
  Yeah, both of them, like for both guys.
• 24:48
  Isn't it ironic though that you're taking an antidepressant?
• 24:51
  To do, to feel shit. Feel shit, but the one thing
• 24:54
  that's supposed to make everybody happy, sex.
• 24:56
  You're you're you can't do it. So that would make you more
• 24:59
  depressed. Yeah.
• 25:00
  Because your body's trying to get serotonin, so you want to go
• 25:03
  back. Isn't it?
• 25:04
  But, but isn't it 'cause I'm look, I I'm not familiar with
• 25:08
  any of these studies or anything working out, isn't that supposed
• 25:11
  to like help you be a little bit?
• 25:13
  Yeah, fight depression. It helps with like the serotonin
• 25:15
  and dopamine don't get me wrong. Have you tried?
• 25:18
  Have you tried depressed? At all that's.
• 25:19
  Gay, I am sorry, but. You're a girl.
• 25:23
  Well, but I don't freak out if you don't.
• 25:25
  Want Well it gives you anxiety. I'm just curious.
• 25:27
  I think I've never really talked to somebody with like, so I went
• 25:30
  since. I started taking the meds that
• 25:32
  like, it made divorce easy. Like, I didn't give a fuck.
• 25:35
  I was cool. I was like, sweet, you know?
• 25:37
  And then it made everything after divorce cool.
• 25:40
  Like it just wasn't that big of a deal for me.
• 25:42
  I was like, yeah, I got this. And then I just, I kept taking
• 25:45
  it and then I got to the point where I was like, let me go down
• 25:47
  to the lower dose. And then I went a whole month
• 25:49
  with a lower dose and I was like, I'm just gonna cold Turkey
• 25:51
  this shit. And no, that fucking fuck, dude.
• 25:53
  Like I was driving. I just immediately was like, oh
• 25:56
  fuck, it's 'cause you can't cold Turkey.
• 25:57
  Yet, though, you have to do. No, but I went lower, yeah.
• 26:00
  Well, so. Is it OK?
• 26:02
  I'm just asking questions, right.
• 26:03
  So, yeah, yeah, of course if don't you feel like that the
• 26:08
  that. You not being able.
• 26:09
  To solve your like anxious problems like that, like like
• 26:13
  naturally and like you like using a crutch.
• 26:16
  Do do you think like that's hurting you?
• 26:19
  No. I think I can see how though
• 26:21
  'cause some people need to face those fears.
• 26:24
  That's what I'm saying like. Like so like I do therapy?
• 26:28
  Too, and I was in therapy for maybe three years before I did
• 26:32
  the meds. And so it's more of like if you,
• 26:35
  it was really hard to wrap your head around now, at least for
• 26:37
  me, it was really hard to wrap my head around with medicine
• 26:40
  that like it was just like, OK, so for instance, if you have
• 26:44
  diabetes, like your insulin levels are crazy, Yes, you can,
• 26:47
  you can fix your diet. Yes, you can do more exercise,
• 26:49
  yes, you can do more movement. But after some time it is a
• 26:52
  chemical imbalance, you know? And so like you have to go and
• 26:55
  take additional medicine to help you with that because
• 26:57
  unfortunately you are doing all the things and it's not helping
• 27:00
  because I work out actively. I try to do good with my family.
• 27:03
  I have good relationships. There's also like all that.
• 27:06
  So you. Can still fucking sucks.
• 27:07
  There's there's stuff you could eat, I feel.
• 27:09
  Like there's natural stuff. I don't know.
• 27:11
  I don't want to sound like I'm like downplaying girls.
• 27:14
  No, these are good questions. Depressions.
• 27:15
  But these are good. Questions like I'll just.
• 27:18
  Stop being fucking. Depressed to fuck yeah.
• 27:20
  It's like grow the fuck? Up.
• 27:22
  No, I don't know. I'm very much because I have ADD
• 27:25
  and I was a prescribed Adderall and every time I would take it I
• 27:30
  would hate it how I would like. I would just hated it because I
• 27:32
  just maybe somebody I was not like it just made me like this
• 27:35
  fucking a robot. I couldn't come on those either.
• 27:37
  And I never was. Well, yeah, that too.
• 27:39
  And then? And then I can never tell you
• 27:42
  and. Then when you get.
• 27:43
  Off you're like you know all the fucking ADD comes in like high
• 27:47
  volume and now you're a little depressed I see yeah yeah I
• 27:51
  don't know I. Hate.
• 27:52
  Taking medicine for like my mind.
• 27:53
  Have you ever been depressed? Yeah, don't depress now.
• 27:56
  Sound effect please. There it is.
• 28:01
  You could have done. Better than that, yeah, At.
• 28:02
  The end. OK, OK time.
• 28:04
  It again, have you ever been depressed?
• 28:07
  Yeah, I'm depressed now, you know, it fixes depression.
• 28:13
  Is alcohol actually? It's it is going to be up there
• 28:17
  well. Tequila is an upper.
• 28:19
  All the other ones are Downers. Yeah, it's actually doing.
• 28:22
  Too much research. On Oh Cool Tea is actually.
• 28:24
  Really good for you man. It's a it helps your it helps
• 28:27
  your stomach. Good for.
• 28:28
  You but it it's not like good for you, but it is healthier
• 28:33
  than the other one. Well, no, it's a it helps your
• 28:34
  stomach. Helps your blood pressure.
• 28:36
  It's a probiotic. Man to get you late so.
• 28:41
  Found him drinking. Tequila.
• 28:42
  You want to know where my pick up line is?
• 28:44
  When I you want to know my pick up line when I go up to a girl
• 28:47
  at the bar, Is your mom around? No, this one's it's not
• 28:50
  original. This is not original, but I've
• 28:52
  been. Hey dude, do you want candy?
• 28:54
  No, no, it's similar. Similar, so I've been in the
• 28:58
  nightlife for years. So I've heard Manny, and this is
• 29:01
  my favorite one. I'll go up to him and I'll be
• 29:03
  like, you know why? You know how I know you're going
• 29:05
  to go home with me 'cause I roofied you?
• 29:08
  Now 'cause I'm stronger than you.
• 29:10
  Same thing. Same thing but.
• 29:13
  No drugs. Oh yeah, I see what he's.
• 29:14
  Saying you have no choice. Yeah, you're coming.
• 29:17
  Home with me, babe. I was like OK, sorry.
• 29:21
  Yeah, yeah. That went yeah, it never.
• 29:22
  Works I'm. Sure it doesn't.
• 29:25
  So they never unless. That one.
• 29:27
  Girl who was pretty aggressive, she'd probably work on her.
• 29:33
  No, no. What was it?
• 29:34
  Did you have do? I have a step kid, so I'm trying
• 29:36
  to teach him like pick up lines. He's in high school, right?
• 29:39
  These are my shitty high school pick up lines back in the day.
• 29:42
  All right. I would literally just go up to
• 29:43
  girls and be like, hey, what's up?
• 29:45
  You like corn dogs? And they would either.
• 29:48
  Laugh or. Look at me fucking crazy.
• 29:50
  But like that's how I'd break the ice.
• 29:51
  I would just go be like, hey, what's up?
• 29:53
  You like corn dogs? So I would, I would just, you
• 29:56
  know, what sucks is shit like that.
• 29:58
  Would work on me, that's what I'm saying.
• 29:59
  And then what? God damn dude.
• 30:02
  Fuck yeah, dude. Hope it's romantic.
• 30:05
  Fuck, dude. So Libra's been.
• 30:07
  She's like, oh. The corn dogs.
• 30:09
  Oh, of all. Foods.
• 30:11
  The corn dogs the shape of a penis that's he must have.
• 30:17
  Been. Insinuating his cock.
• 30:23
  That's what I do. Yeah.
• 30:25
  So anyways, back to corn. Dogs.
• 30:27
  You would have pulled her with your corn dog joke, no?
• 30:29
  What would your rebuttal have been?
• 30:30
  And I had like he. Pulled me, but I would have
• 30:32
  laughed. Yeah, and that's all I need.
• 30:34
  That's. All I would need I would just
• 30:35
  need them to laughed. We did that.
• 30:37
  Where I'd go up to. Girls and be like, look, I just
• 30:39
  want to say you have the most beautiful kneecaps I've ever
• 30:42
  seen in my life. And they would laugh, dude.
• 30:45
  They would either laugh or like I said, they would either laugh
• 30:46
  or look at me fucking crazy. I wouldn't.
• 30:49
  I'd be like you're at a eye. Level with them, of course.
• 30:51
  That's what you say to say. Motherfucker.
• 30:53
  But back to everybody. Back to everyone was short.
• 30:56
  OK, you are. 58 chill. Yeah, dude, you know what
• 30:59
  everybody was. A fucking Mongolo look at these
• 31:01
  fucking. Boots I stole from the fucking
• 31:04
  store. Hey those.
• 31:06
  Are that's not that's not the foot of.
• 31:09
  A5 foot 8, that's the second. Footer right there I come, son.
• 31:13
  Where'd you? Find this OK, go go ahead.
• 31:18
  Oh, that would. You guys want?
• 31:20
  More pick up. Finish telling.
• 31:23
  Us. No, that was it.
• 31:24
  Oh. My step kid yeah so he no, he
• 31:26
  just thought I was crazy 'cause I'm trying to get him to talk to
• 31:28
  girls. You know what I mean?
• 31:29
  Like he's a he's a sophomore so I'm like come on dude like isn't
• 31:33
  there girls you want to talk to? He's like super shy, but I'm
• 31:36
  like come on dog, get get out there fucking go fishing.
• 31:40
  I've been begging my son to bring.
• 31:41
  Girls home this whole time. He never does.
• 31:43
  How old is your son that? Was a horrible joke that.
• 31:46
  Was awful. I need a stop.
• 31:48
  It's the two shots. Damn dude, fucking cancel.
• 31:50
  Doc cancel before we have a career.
• 31:53
  That was funny though. Yeah, dude.
• 31:55
  I know I'm fucked. Like we can't hire this guy.
• 31:58
  Fucking Mexican bill. Cosby over here and.
• 32:02
  Bill Hosby. See you are first Gen.
• 32:07
  Because you said that. OK, you say Monterrey.
• 32:09
  Monterrey, Habla. Men.
• 32:10
  Espanol OK order to the. Monterrey.
• 32:13
  Monterrey, Yeah, you see. The difference?
• 32:17
  Dusty's rock hard. Ever.
• 32:18
  Since I today we know you know honestly.
• 32:20
  Guys lit up. He's like.
• 32:21
  So it's it's weird it. My family's a little weird.
• 32:24
  So my so my grandma's from, you know, month today, but my
• 32:27
  grandpa's from Texas. But he was in his family like
• 32:30
  his grand like great grandparents were from Texas
• 32:33
  whenever like it was Mexico, OK, you know what I mean?
• 32:35
  So it's still Texas. So dude, this culture is very
• 32:39
  different over there. And like the Mexican culture in
• 32:41
  Texas is very different from anything and a lot.
• 32:44
  Yeah, it definitely makes me very uncomfortable.
• 32:46
  It does to me. I really hate.
• 32:47
  Wouldn't like I hate it non black people say that.
• 32:49
  It's weird. It's just, you know what I mean.
• 32:51
  Yeah, that's cringy. Yeah.
• 32:52
  It's so cringy. It's like how?
• 32:53
  You felt about, you know. Who rapping at the fucking nice
• 32:56
  to see? Oh.
• 32:58
  Can you? Talk about that.
• 33:01
  No, you can. I mean it's.
• 33:02
  Not like he's going to watch this.
• 33:03
  Fucking fuck. I gotcha, gotcha.
• 33:10
  Why can't we? No, no.
• 33:10
  Say his name. What the fuck is not Hitler?
• 33:12
  It's all cool. No, he's great.
• 33:14
  He's a great guy. Yeah, yeah, It's just dude.
• 33:15
  I'm telling you, bro, but you go, but you go to Houston, bro.
• 33:19
  I'm telling you honestly, anywhere in Texas, dude, it's
• 33:21
  just they that's what we do, you know what I mean?
• 33:24
  It's just, it's weird, OK? In California, we do in
• 33:28
  California. Well, in California, Mexico,
• 33:31
  Mexicans and black people are very separate, you know what I
• 33:33
  mean? Like in all honesty, they don't
• 33:35
  even share blunts. Like, they're not even supposed
• 33:37
  to, like, smoke weed together in Texas.
• 33:39
  We're like this, dude. Yeah, we're in the same
• 33:41
  neighborhoods where you, you know, dude, it's just they be
• 33:44
  trying to speak Spanish. Exactly dude, a lot of the A.
• 33:47
  Lot of the a lot of the black people in Texas speak Spanish.
• 33:49
  They be riding horses and shit. Around like facts, hey?
• 33:52
  That's that's real. I'm not saying they got that
• 33:54
  from us, but we. Like Bond the like look at your
• 33:56
  horse. Nah, but the same horse.
• 33:58
  I had last week. But yeah, it's just.
• 34:01
  Not my horse, is it? Don't kid.
• 34:02
  It's like Boston, just think it's like a South.
• 34:03
  Thing, 'cause you go to Louisiana, it's the same shit,
• 34:05
  you know? Yeah, there's Mexicans.
• 34:08
  Everywhere. Oh hell yeah, we're.
• 34:10
  Invading. But like even even across the
• 34:13
  pond. Nah dude.
• 34:15
  So I've. I've, I've been traveling with
• 34:16
  Willie, say that's facts. Yeah, heard of that.
• 34:19
  That's fact. Yeah, I've been.
• 34:21
  I've been traveling with Willie and we'll go to like, super like
• 34:23
  wide ass places like Boise, ID Yeah, it'll be like Mexicans.
• 34:27
  You're like, dude, how the fuck do you get this far?
• 34:29
  Yeah, I always. Think that too.
• 34:31
  Or when I run into Mexicans, like across the pond, like in
• 34:33
  other countries, I'm like, whoa, across the pond.
• 34:36
  Is that some shit people that fly internationally say across
• 34:40
  the pond? Yeah, sorry.
• 34:41
  It's 'cause you're. So bored.
• 34:42
  Dusty. Dusty.
• 34:44
  Flies internationally too. Oh, you say that too, across the
• 34:46
  pond. 'Cause it's not a big deal,
• 34:48
  that's why it's just a pond. I mean, it's not a big guilty
• 34:51
  idea. It's just a saying.
• 34:52
  I've heard that saying I wouldn't.
• 34:55
  If I'm referring to flying over to like Europe yet, but I've
• 34:57
  never flown over to Europe, so no, I do not.
• 35:00
  Well, at least I'm not. There you go.
• 35:02
  At least I'm not barely like it. Missed you too.
• 35:05
  So that's good a little bit, OK. Sorry.
• 35:13
  Keep going. Sorry, sorry.
• 35:13
  I think we should go. Ahead and take a drink break.
• 35:15
  Drink. Break.
• 35:16
  Yes. Does it stay on camera the drink
• 35:18
  break or is it off the camera? home.
• 35:32
  Can make a cocktail too. Like it's not meant to be.
• 35:36
  Like you need some. Crazy shit some.
• 35:39
  Not. Crazy.
• 35:40
  Shit, yeah, because we're just going to make.
• 35:42
  A quick fireball at Tequila because you're a friend over
• 35:45
  here. She didn't really plan for this
• 35:48
  because she said fuck these guys.
• 35:51
  That's. What you said.
• 35:53
  I did not I'm. Kidding.
• 35:54
  I love all of our guests and honestly these guys are really
• 35:57
  funny, which I can hear. You want to get in and give her.
• 35:59
  Some pointers? Yeah, you want?
• 36:00
  Yeah, actually. Am I doing anything wrong right
• 36:03
  now? No, I mean.
• 36:05
  Dude I grew up the way I was taught.
• 36:08
  I was a super fancy bar. So like the shit we would hold,
• 36:10
  like we would hold it like this. Oh show me.
• 36:12
  It's just stupid. Shit.
• 36:14
  But like this that, we just dump it in there.
• 36:15
  It's just shit like that. It's just super like,
• 36:17
  pretentious. OK, so I got to do this.
• 36:23
  Yeah. Also, we would put ice in there
• 36:25
  first. What?
• 36:27
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 36:30
  Hold on. Hold on.
• 36:33
  OK. And then, yeah.
• 36:39
  I went down into my lair. And back.
• 36:43
  I already put everything. In, yeah, OK.
• 36:45
  How long? Till I do this for.
• 36:48
  I feel like. Yeah, well, no.
• 36:54
  That's what you do. That's good.
• 36:56
  That's a good shake. This is a good shake.
• 36:58
  Yeah. I'll pop it open.
• 36:59
  See, this is where I stuck. You got to pop it right here
• 37:02
  where the gas is. You guys hear that?
• 37:04
  These are the pointers for at home, right?
• 37:08
  There. Right there.
• 37:11
  So happy for you. Hell yeah.
• 37:13
  OK, and then I'm gonna do this whole time I've been looking up.
• 37:16
  For, I think it feels so fun now.
• 37:18
  All right, So what? We would do is we just have
• 37:21
  everything lined up and then just fucking down.
• 37:24
  But I only made one. Oh shit, who's is?
• 37:26
  This for for the next. 1. I will make them all together
• 37:31
  because right now, now what? With what you learned, what you
• 37:34
  do OK with with. What I learned, and then I'm
• 37:36
  just going to top it off with this.
• 37:37
  Well, I don't even know what you're making.
• 37:39
  So yeah, I guess. Well then, yeah, that's fine.
• 37:45
  What I do? Well.
• 37:46
  If I don't understand, So what? If what?
• 37:49
  I just I don't understand what what?
• 37:52
  Why are you? Why are you topping it off of
• 37:53
  that? Is it?
• 37:54
  Is it just for more taste? Why wouldn't you just mix?
• 37:57
  It in there, I don't know, that's just kind of I would of
• 38:03
  just either mix it all together. I would just mix it all together
• 38:06
  because with juice it's going to like really take over a lot of
• 38:10
  the fucking flavour. So you don't really like like
• 38:12
  topping it off. It's like the it's just so.
• 38:14
  That we don't get drunk. I'm watching out for us.
• 38:18
  No, I'm watching out for and the people here like what the I'm
• 38:24
  not look, I'm not. Here to fucking judge but you
• 38:28
  know yeah, OK so we're. Going to redo this.
• 38:29
  No, you're good. No, I know we're.
• 38:31
  Going to redo this. So, OK, you know, OK, so this is
• 38:34
  mine. Yeah.
• 38:35
  OK, because this is the. Shit one.
• 38:38
  No, it's not even. Shit, it's just, you know, it's
• 38:40
  you're doing like an extra step kind of thing.
• 38:43
  Yeah, OK. OK.
• 38:44
  So. So I got to dump.
• 38:45
  This. Out.
• 38:46
  You don't have to. Why?
• 38:48
  OK, all the. Ingredients are the same, right?
• 38:50
  Yes, yeah. So the ice is.
• 38:51
  Not it's not going to get dirty. OK, OK, OK, OK.
• 38:55
  So I would. Put some more ice in there.
• 38:57
  More ice in there. Yes.
• 39:01
  I'm just in the. Bag I ran out of.
• 39:06
  The app OK the. Bar I grew up everyone was an
• 39:08
  asshole dude. So the way they would teach you
• 39:10
  they would look everything was like what the fuck is wrong with
• 39:12
  you? More ice.
• 39:12
  More ice. You guys hear this more ice.
• 39:15
  That's good. And then and.
• 39:16
  Then we're going to hold like this.
• 39:18
  Yeah. And then I'm a.
• 39:21
  Hold like this Yeah, and now I'm going to make 3.
• 39:24
  So if you really want to do. This alright?
• 39:25
  You wait till it hits the meniscus keep.
• 39:28
  Going until it like. There's a little fucking there.
• 39:31
  You were there. Did you guys hear that?
• 39:33
  And five. She's going to be like, so.
• 39:35
  Right here you got into the meniscus flip.
• 39:37
  It like that. So right here, that way you're
• 39:42
  just, it's an easy dump, you know what I mean?
• 39:44
  Yeah, 'cause I really. Struggle.
• 39:45
  With that, you guys like the amount of time, it's 'cause you
• 39:48
  guys, you guys know that I, I'm not a bartender.
• 39:51
  Like I've always said that I'm just amateur and that's why you
• 39:54
  guys love me. It's changing right now.
• 39:55
  There you go. You guys, I just.
• 39:59
  Experienced such an easy thing in life I've never why do I live
• 40:03
  my life so hard how many? What was the struggle 3. 4.
• 40:08
  Like I just OK, so I did this. Oh, you know what?
• 40:12
  I. Mean and then I.
• 40:13
  Had to bring it out and then I had to be like that.
• 40:15
  You know what I mean? And so over here D JS like no,
• 40:19
  put it on the side, go to the meniscus and we're out of this
• 40:24
  bottle, which thank you to our spot.
• 40:26
  I'll just put the rest of them. I mean as well.
• 40:30
  That guy fucks all right, you guys.
• 40:41
  I'm getting drunk. I'm in danger.
• 40:47
  OK. And so then now we're going to
• 40:48
  do the agave. I thought that was honey.
• 40:50
  The whole. Time.
• 40:51
  It's Agave. So that's for one and we we were
• 40:54
  putting in for four. Oh, I don't need to go that
• 40:56
  high, right. I go up.
• 40:58
  OK, that's for two because I forgot it was only half of it.
• 41:01
  Yeah, yeah, I honestly. Don't even know what you're
• 41:03
  doing anymore, so keep going. OK, this is the last. 1.
• 41:09
  'Cause I miss OK, and now we're doing lime juice, which, what
• 41:12
  the fuck you guys? I'm mapping in my head right now
• 41:15
  because I don't need to keep going half 'cause this whole
• 41:18
  thing is the half. Yeah, dude, what the?
• 41:21
  Oh. I'm sorry, I think.
• 41:24
  I think the. Edible is saying you.
• 41:26
  Getting the shakes the. Shakes are kicking in.
• 41:31
  She's like, I got this shit. OK.
• 41:37
  How much? How much juice should I pour in?
• 41:40
  I would just. Do I would do like two of those,
• 41:43
  maybe like three of those three of those?
• 41:46
  I don't know. Do you like it?
• 41:49
  Do you guys? Want more?
• 41:49
  Do you guys want to taste tequila or juice?
• 41:51
  That's good. Damn you guys have fucking.
• 41:53
  Alcoholics. For real, let me put more ice.
• 41:55
  In there that's what I like guys, just so you know right now
• 41:59
  DJ is is standing right next to me.
• 42:02
  You know what I mean? You see this?
• 42:03
  You see this. I'm not wearing any shoes, so
• 42:05
  just you. Guys, I'm fucking sure should.
• 42:11
  I just let you fail. You got some let you fucking
• 42:15
  such a good. Let you fucking make.
• 42:19
  Your shitty drink. Fuck you.
• 42:24
  You're. Supposed.
• 42:25
  To be leave where they aren't supposed to be.
• 42:26
  Together, right? Fuck you so.
• 42:30
  Anyway, we wouldn't. Be out on a date because I like
• 42:33
  to wear heels. Such a good comedian.
• 42:35
  And I don't like. You're a comedian.
• 42:37
  You're. Like.
• 42:40
  I don't like girls with blue hair.
• 42:41
  Fuck those bitches. Hey, that's mean.
• 42:47
  OK. Line them up, see what you got.
• 42:50
  OK, OK, OK. OK.
• 42:52
  I'm missing another one. No spills.
• 42:54
  No spills, no pressure. This one.
• 42:57
  Yeah, this one. And then one of.
• 42:58
  These. Closer.
• 43:03
  So I don't have touching. Touching.
• 43:05
  Touching. Yeah, There you go.
• 43:08
  OK. And then just.
• 43:11
  Yeah, I would just do like 1. Yeah, yeah.
• 43:12
  And then just kind of keep it like that and then just go back
• 43:15
  and do a little more. That's fun.
• 43:24
  That's how I feel, actually. Don't worry, we're watching.
• 43:30
  This is what it's like. He's a little love.
• 43:33
  Does. It you know why it's not topped?
• 43:38
  Off It's because I need more ice.
• 43:41
  That sounds pretty I. Think that's pretty good?
• 43:45
  No, that's good. What does it?
• 43:47
  What does it bring back so. So that we'll.
• 43:50
  Check this out. So then if you.
• 43:51
  Want this is what you would do right, because this is juice and
• 43:55
  this it wouldn't be like horrible to put ice in it
• 43:57
  because then everything would just like lift up.
• 43:59
  You know what I mean? But sorry, too late to do that.
• 44:01
  So I want to do that now. Why didn't look man, I'm just
• 44:04
  fucking. I don't know what you're doing.
• 44:08
  But why is it? Yeah, why is it so late Tell?
• 44:10
  Us. Tell us because it's tacky,
• 44:11
  dude, don't be. Knuckles.
• 44:14
  Don't be knuckles because it's tacky.
• 44:17
  OK, yeah, I explained. Yeah, because you put the ice
• 44:19
  it's. Just going to splash everywhere.
• 44:21
  It's just fucking. It's ghetto.
• 44:23
  Yeah, it's ghetto. Nice first.
• 44:25
  OK, you. Guys know that.
• 44:26
  And anytime that I do it wrong, you guys better comment.
• 44:30
  And if you don't, I'm going to be pissed off anyways.
• 44:32
  Look at the difference. Yeah, see, but you see how
• 44:37
  they're separating? Right here.
• 44:38
  Yeah. It's disgusting.
• 44:39
  Done. OK, You.
• 44:47
  Guys got some good clips and welcome back from.
• 45:03
  The break, ladies and gentlemen, we've got some Una Vida
• 45:07
  cocktails made. I believe it's the El Primo.
• 45:09
  Is that right, Fanister? Nope, it's not I.
• 45:11
  Just went ahead and figured it out and raw dogged it.
• 45:16
  Oh yeah, that's how we. Like dogging, I had a.
• 45:18
  Raw Dog Live Today and then DJ Hella called me out.
• 45:22
  So, you know, put in the comments that you want to see
• 45:25
  the full thing in the video so that Dusty's like, OK, I'll put
• 45:29
  it in because that's going to tell Dusty that we should do it.
• 45:31
  If not, follow us on our social media because we're cool.
• 45:37
  That's here's to you cast on Instagram and Here's to you pod
• 45:40
  on TikTok because whoever made the fucking account didn't keep
• 45:45
  the same name, Dusty, and it was not me.
• 45:50
  Oh, that. Was Emily.
• 45:51
  It was back in the day, Emily, you bitch, because I was the one
• 45:54
  that was like. Who made this 'cause I can't
• 45:56
  make it the same name? Oh man, that sucks.
• 46:00
  And she forgot the password. Oh yeah, dude.
• 46:02
  That's horrible. It was three of us and.
• 46:07
  Emily will occasionally pop in. I'm about to bomb tonight.
• 46:10
  I'm. Just kidding, I got I got a good
• 46:13
  blizz. What do you mean?
• 46:14
  What did you? What did you?
• 46:15
  Do yesterday I did pretty great. Fuck you.
• 46:19
  So let's talk a little bit about.
• 46:20
  Your comedy careers, because you guys do not bomb.
• 46:23
  Like we're talking hella shit because you know they're funny
• 46:25
  guys and you guys know that I love to talk shit.
• 46:29
  Everybody bombs. I'm gonna, I'm gonna stop you
• 46:31
  right there. Every Everybody bombs everybody.
• 46:35
  It's so we all bomb. You're in pros, OK.
• 46:37
  I was trying. To say by that is I wanted to
• 46:39
  actually like give you guys your flowers because you guys have
• 46:42
  been like really working on what you're doing, perfecting your
• 46:45
  craft. I mean like you've been doing it
• 46:46
  for two years, but I know like you've been on it like how many
• 46:49
  times have we not rescheduled you because like you're like, oh
• 46:54
  shit, I forgot to have the show. Hey, I got the show now double
• 46:57
  book. I'm so.
• 46:58
  Sorry. No, it's OK.
• 46:59
  That's. Agent No.
• 47:00
  I'm saying that it's cool. I'm not saying that's a bad
• 47:03
  thing. Yeah, it's just a professional.
• 47:04
  But, you know, that's cool. Yeah, it's fucking.
• 47:06
  It's in the sense it shouldn't even consider it.
• 47:09
  But yeah, dude, it's cool. As in like.
• 47:11
  You are really committing to you.
• 47:15
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I mean, yeah, actually, as I
• 47:18
  say that out loud, fucker should not be rescheduling us that
• 47:22
  much. But yeah, it's selfish.
• 47:24
  And you know, I rescheduled one time.
• 47:26
  Only like 2 times. One time we were supposed.
• 47:29
  To this is kind of two because yesterday was full of that,
• 47:31
  yeah, but we were. Gonna bring Willy but at least.
• 47:32
  We got a call. Is he called in?
• 47:35
  Yeah. And then we can, you know, pull
• 47:37
  up his name, tag him and yeah 11.
• 47:39
  But yeah, I've been doing comedy like this because there's no
• 47:44
  club right now. And I think right now is the
• 47:46
  perfect time to capitalize on comedy.
• 47:48
  Cause I mean, we don't have a club right now.
• 47:50
  And right now, like if you really want it, this is when you
• 47:52
  eat. And then when the club comes,
• 47:53
  you'll get your fucking meal. You know, you'll get, you know,
• 47:56
  you'll get the appetizer. You know you got the.
• 47:58
  Dessert. Yeah, yeah, Sorry, I'm going on
• 48:00
  that now. I'm.
• 48:00
  I'm continuing this, yeah. But yeah.
• 48:06
  But yeah, so that's why. And then I just been reaching
• 48:09
  out. I reached out to him and I
• 48:12
  dropped a comment on Willy's social and then he's like, hey,
• 48:14
  I'd fucking book for Billy. And then we said, what?
• 48:17
  Really. That's how that happened.
• 48:18
  Yeah, he just. Yeah, hit.
• 48:19
  Me up on. Instagram and then after that is
• 48:22
  is over OK before we met. Before we forget, so Willie came
• 48:26
  down this weekend and I know this is going to come out later
• 48:29
  but today is September 27th. This is his second show here at
• 48:35
  4 Shays. Again, Wichita, KS currently
• 48:37
  does not have a comedy spot like which is a lot but not a club.
• 48:42
  Yeah, not a club like we used. To have the loony band and we
• 48:45
  don't have the loony band. They're coming back, though.
• 48:46
  They're coming back. I didn't.
• 48:49
  Know that I think OK. Allegedly.
• 48:52
  I have no idea. All that to say is.
• 48:54
  Like, I don't know, make sure you go out there.
• 48:56
  We'll figure out how to post this tonight.
• 48:58
  I don't know how we're going to do it, but we're going to figure
• 49:00
  this shit out. I'm going to post this.
• 49:02
  Tonight, this guy. Is double booked like me?
• 49:05
  Fuck, you're right, I can't. Get like I have that one, it's
• 49:07
  no big deal. I have that one.
• 49:09
  It's fine I. Mean you can take that with you.
• 49:11
  I don't. Need it.
• 49:11
  Oh, OK, but OK. I'll just copy shit over anyway.
• 49:15
  Sorry. We're just tickles over here all
• 49:17
  the time. That's why you guys are rich.
• 49:22
  We're a good team. OK?
• 49:26
  But DJ, you've been in comedy for 10 years, too.
• 49:30
  You've been doing hella shit. Like, yeah.
• 49:33
  No, I want to give him his flowers.
• 49:34
  This is one of the original Austin comedians, like before
• 49:38
  the wave original. Like that's his home.
• 49:41
  Yeah. Yeah, Not all that out there.
• 49:43
  Yeah. Born and raised pre Joe.
• 49:44
  Rogan. Pre Joe Rogan.
• 49:46
  Yeah. Pre.
• 49:46
  Yeah, Pre Joe Rogan. Yeah, that's me.
• 49:53
  I don't know. You guys didn't ask me anything.
• 49:55
  You just told me, Oh, well, it's 'cause like Christian.
• 49:57
  Was able to go like, yeah, let me talk to no, I just wanted to
• 49:59
  shout you out 'cause I. Never like really good so yeah,
• 50:01
  so I. Been in comedy for 10 years.
• 50:03
  I started in Austin. Yeah.
• 50:07
  I've done a comedy store in La Jolla.
• 50:09
  You've done a Comedy Store. What does?
• 50:10
  That mean? Comedy Store is like one of like
• 50:13
  the biggest comedy clubs you could do as a comedian.
• 50:17
  There's like, in all honesty, there's, there's three comedy
• 50:19
  clubs as a comedian that 99% of every comedian dreams of.
• 50:24
  It's the Comedy Store, the mothership and the Cellar in New
• 50:28
  York, which is like the three that everybody is just like
• 50:32
  would love to do. I've never done the cellar.
• 50:34
  I've done the mothership and I've done the Comedy Store in La
• 50:37
  Jolla and in LA a few times. That's what it's called, the
• 50:41
  comedy. Store.
• 50:42
  There's documents called the Comedy, Yeah.
• 50:43
  Yeah, that's why you get the word thrown off, yeah.
• 50:45
  It's called the. That's the venue's name.
• 50:47
  The I'm learning some really good friend.
• 50:49
  Of mine, he's teaching me hell, a lot of.
• 50:50
  Shit today. Yeah, really.
• 50:51
  And it's one of those. Like Comedy Store is one of
• 50:53
  those places to get past as a comedian is a lot like, it's
• 50:56
  like a huge deal, you know what I mean?
• 50:58
  And the Comedy Store, if you get past there, it's I'm not past
• 51:02
  there. I've just performed over there.
• 51:03
  But my buddy George Perez, who's a huge comedian, He, you guys
• 51:06
  remember the show? Yo, Mama, He was, he won it.
• 51:10
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a really cool dude, man.
• 51:12
  He, he got me on to the Comedy Store and he was passed.
• 51:15
  He's like one of the only Latinos to be passed.
• 51:17
  There's like, like a handful of them.
• 51:18
  You know, that's big. Yeah, it's huge.
• 51:22
  Yeah, man. And then the last four years has
• 51:24
  been touring with Willie. So like, are you?
• 51:26
  A full time comedian now you're working towards full time,
• 51:29
  right, Christian? No, I'm a yeah, yeah.
• 51:30
  I'm a full time comedian. You're a full time.
• 51:31
  Comedian so OK, I, I think like that's, that's so crazy like as
• 51:37
  in it's a good thing, but like you've really committed to your
• 51:40
  like, to your passions, to your interests, to your skill really
• 51:45
  to cultivate that because it's not just like overnight type of
• 51:48
  thing. Like you've really cultivated
• 51:49
  that skill that now you are a full time comedian and like
• 51:53
  that's really cool like that you don't have to clock into an 8 to
• 51:57
  5 and you can focus on your craft for sure.
• 52:01
  But there is. A lot.
• 52:01
  Everyone thinks it's just like, oh, you know, you just get to
• 52:04
  travel around and no, no, it sounds like you.
• 52:06
  Do quite a bit, yeah. Yeah.
• 52:07
  Well, The thing is is. Like just because you don't have
• 52:10
  a manager to tell you like, oh you got to wake up here and you
• 52:12
  got to do this, No, you're still like you, You have to dedicate a
• 52:16
  lot of shit. And dude, there's a lot of
• 52:18
  emotional shit that comes with it.
• 52:19
  Like I have a whole ass family that I fucking see like 3 * a
• 52:23
  month. OK, so explain.
• 52:24
  This a little. Bit yeah, 'cause I think like
• 52:26
  I've, I've started to so I, I do watch more of like the bigger
• 52:28
  comedians, of course, like their Netflix specials.
• 52:31
  And like I've noticed that a lot of them have skits about that,
• 52:35
  like how they're gone so much, how they're travelling so much.
• 52:37
  Like a lot of them always have a skit, at least one in the show
• 52:42
  that they talk about. Yeah, yeah, I have.
• 52:43
  I have a skit. I have a bit that this is what
• 52:46
  my bit is like, 'cause it's weird, 'cause me and my girl
• 52:48
  would like. For the first year of me touring
• 52:50
  was really hard for her because I was gone for like 3 weeks out
• 52:53
  of the time, you know, and she's taking care of two kids, which
• 52:55
  is a lot, you know. So my joke horrible.
• 52:59
  We have shame on me for providing them a house and food
• 53:06
  and then and you know, I was gone a lot and then so me and
• 53:11
  her would just have like a lot of friction between us.
• 53:13
  So my joke was like, it's weird going from a crowd, right?
• 53:15
  Because I'm touring with Willie. Going from like 600 people that
• 53:18
  like love you and you just come home to just one person that
• 53:21
  fucking hates you. That's.
• 53:25
  Funny. Yeah.
• 53:25
  That's fair. That's fair.
• 53:26
  Yeah. Yeah, 'cause you haven't taken
• 53:28
  out the trash in three shit like that.
• 53:30
  You're like you. Haven't taken out the.
• 53:32
  Trash in three you come home I. Know what that the?
• 53:35
  Thing is, The thing is, as a comedian.
• 53:36
  I'm a comedian. Hit me up.
• 53:37
  Guys, don't you think like OK, 'cause it's.
• 53:40
  Weird. OK, a comedian is a is actually
• 53:43
  a pretty, not a laborious job, but it's like it's draining,
• 53:46
  man. You're literally, when you're on
• 53:47
  stage, you're giving people your energy.
• 53:49
  Yeah, right. And it is so draining.
• 53:51
  Like fuck and the jet lag and all.
• 53:53
  That from traveling, all that shit yeah.
• 53:54
  So whenever you get. Home, we're like, alright, let
• 53:56
  me just fucking chill, chill. And then she thought, you don't
• 53:58
  want to do anything. She's like, hey, well the dishes
• 54:00
  are waiting for you. Hey, the trash is not out.
• 54:03
  That be me, hey? Why don't you?
• 54:05
  Why? Don't you?
• 54:06
  Why don't you? No, she's.
• 54:08
  White. She's half white.
• 54:10
  She's half white and half Korean.
• 54:11
  OK. Oh.
• 54:12
  The Korean Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I mean.
• 54:15
  Like all US immigrants. No, no, no.
• 54:17
  All US immigrants we're racist. Yeah, it was.
• 54:19
  What? We all like white people here?
• 54:21
  What? I mean, you did it too.
• 54:26
  Yes. You're like I.
• 54:28
  Stand by that. I just said what I'm not.
• 54:30
  I'm not gonna lie. So.
• 54:31
  So every time, 'cause she I like my people with melanin.
• 54:34
  In it, yeah, she looks with a little.
• 54:35
  Bit of oppression. She.
• 54:37
  She. She likes black guys, so she
• 54:38
  looks. No, 'cause Mexicans were.
• 54:41
  All all BIPOC people were oppressed dude but even like
• 54:46
  poor. White people were oppressed
• 54:47
  dude. You ever seen been to a poor
• 54:48
  white person's house? Yes, she's depressed on their
• 54:51
  floor when I walk in. Yeah, dude, it's fucking.
• 54:54
  Well, I don't know. So so you know what's funny is
• 54:55
  she looks white and I live in like a there's like a little
• 54:58
  Mexican grocery store that we always go to and dog.
• 55:00
  She gets so many like Latinas that me mug the fuck out of her
• 55:04
  and it's. Yeah, it's fucking.
• 55:05
  Annoying and they're like you're improving our.
• 55:07
  Genetics. No, but it's like.
• 55:13
  Man. For.
• 55:14
  For oh, that's a good joke. I really hope that the Mexicans
• 55:17
  are tuning into this episode 'cause you get that joke.
• 55:20
  I love the Mexicans. Cause like you.
• 55:22
  Any other outside of that, they wouldn't get it.
• 55:24
  And you know, Koreans would get it though too, 'cause they they
• 55:26
  do that their food, Koreans. Are 'cause they do all the
• 55:29
  white? Lotions and stuff like that so
• 55:31
  they'd get it too. Do Koreans are like Mexicans
• 55:33
  dude? They are.
• 55:35
  But they're not the. Mexicans.
• 55:36
  Of the Asians W Korean Filipinos but no no but the their.
• 55:39
  Discipline is yeah their, but their discipline is like
• 55:43
  Mexicans. The only difference is I can't
• 55:45
  speak for everybody, but for the most part Mexican moms are very
• 55:48
  catering. My mom definitely wasn't.
• 55:50
  Damn it sucks for you. Yeah, I do.
• 55:51
  Know my mom was an asshole. The the love language.
• 55:54
  Is acts of service and quality time because mom you know OK
• 55:59
  you'd get a plate of like fruit out of no one we're just telling
• 56:02
  you what you're. What the fuck?
• 56:03
  That's funny. Dude, my mom would fucking.
• 56:06
  Forget to feed me. Hell.
• 56:10
  Fuck, what do you mean? Guys you got?
• 56:12
  Fruit. My mom used to beat me with
• 56:14
  broom handles, he said. Dude.
• 56:16
  What the fuck? What did I miss out on?
• 56:19
  I told you not to be second Gen. Yeah, dude.
• 56:22
  Sorry you got the white part so. Well, so but her.
• 56:27
  Mom, her mom's just. Saying wait, her mom is fucking
• 56:29
  to Korean moms bro are fucking harsh stuff.
• 56:32
  They're fucking aggressive. The same as like, you know, not
• 56:35
  y'all's moms, but fucking like my mom.
• 56:37
  Yeah, but. Y'all just depressed.
• 56:41
  Me. We're going to tag your mom.
• 56:43
  My gosh, he used to hate me. Nah dude.
• 56:45
  My mom doesn't follow me dude. You could tag her, she doesn't
• 56:47
  follow you. Oh, OK.
• 56:49
  So you have trauma, me and mom, me and.
• 56:52
  My mom are not fair, me and my mom.
• 56:54
  I've seen all those bits. Sorry, my mom and I are cool.
• 56:57
  Now but just growing up dude like me and her definitely
• 57:02
  buttered heads a lot because she's also she had me when she
• 57:04
  was like 16. That's fair.
• 57:07
  Yeah, so she's still growing up. Yeah, dude.
• 57:09
  And so me and her. Yeah, yeah.
• 57:10
  So when she was 21 I was already like 6 and you know, my dad was
• 57:13
  whooping my ass in middle. School so well dude isn't my
• 57:15
  dad. Definitely.
• 57:16
  Whooped my ass. I whooped her ass.
• 57:17
  Oh yeah, I still got my ass whooped at 18, dude.
• 57:20
  My mom, yeah. My mom used to beat my ass
• 57:21
  before school all the time. I I wouldn't say.
• 57:24
  My dad whooped my ass a lot enough.
• 57:28
  I don't know man. No, I read a book.
• 57:30
  No, I love my dad. I'm not.
• 57:32
  I'm not getting into this. I went to therapy.
• 57:33
  We have a. Good relationship.
• 57:36
  We have a good relationship. Cut that.
• 57:38
  No, no, I love. Him.
• 57:39
  I love him. What I'm trying to say is I get
• 57:42
  it like I think like they're I'm not saying that I would, but
• 57:46
  also I don't have kids. I hope no, I hope I don't
• 57:51
  because I don't want to. Here's the thing.
• 57:52
  As a as a. Man, if you have a son, you want
• 57:55
  to raise him to be and it's not like masculine, you know, toxic
• 57:59
  masculinity. It's just you want him to be a
• 58:01
  man. You want him to be, you know,
• 58:03
  you know, to have courage, you know, be tough, be respectful
• 58:08
  and be, you know, not soft, not like folding, you know, under
• 58:13
  pressure. And whenever I first got with
• 58:17
  his mom, I've been in his life for, like, 10 years.
• 58:19
  Oh, OK. So.
• 58:20
  So isn't that like, I just walked off the street and
• 58:23
  started slapping him around? OK.
• 58:24
  OK. Yeah.
• 58:25
  Yeah. That would make a big
• 58:26
  difference. Exactly.
• 58:27
  Yeah. Yeah, so I've been.
• 58:27
  Like, I know him, right? And then, you know, OK, I'm
• 58:31
  gonna give you guys an example. So when he started football,
• 58:34
  he's never played a sport in his fucking life, right?
• 58:37
  And just running, it was like, would you give him anxiety?
• 58:39
  And I'm like, you know, I'm not the type of person to be like,
• 58:43
  oh, you know, it's OK, man, sit down.
• 58:45
  You know, take a water break. I'm like, no, motherfucker,
• 58:47
  let's go. Let's fucking run.
• 58:49
  Let's fucking exercise. Let's work out.
• 58:50
  Let's figure this shit out so we can get you.
• 58:52
  I saw my chick some playing time.
• 58:54
  Like 'cause my son had an anxiety attack when she was
• 58:56
  driving us back. Like she was in my car driving
• 59:01
  and he freaked out, but it's 'cause it was thunderstorming.
• 59:05
  We're in the middle of fucking nowhere, trying to get back to
• 59:09
  Wichita. We can't see.
• 59:12
  I have a chick driving. You know, that's already bad
• 59:15
  enough. And then like, just all the
• 59:18
  elements. He's a comedian all the.
• 59:19
  Elements kicked. In so he like freaked out and I
• 59:23
  like thought like, oh, there's a reason to be freaked out, but
• 59:25
  she's like, no, that you got to get his mentality away from that
• 59:28
  and I'm not married in my opinion.
• 59:29
  So I mean he was like, oh, she's right.
• 59:31
  So then yeah, I did what you did.
• 59:33
  I was like right, toughen up pussy, you know, to my kid and
• 59:36
  yeah bro, I mean, I didn't. Call him A.
• 59:37
  Pussy, but I wanted to I guess like, I don't know, I.
• 59:40
  Think that's kind of tough like because Mexicans are notorious
• 59:43
  for being like, that's what I tell you, do not feel your
• 59:45
  feelings. No, but all like even as a
• 59:48
  woman, you're not allowed to have any of the negative stuff.
• 59:51
  Like you have to only be a provider.
• 59:53
  A provider in the sense like I need to be nurturing, I need to
• 59:56
  be caring. I need to help you up when
• 59:58
  you're down and so like I'm not allowed to feel anything else
• 1:00:00
  other than happy and. I don't think that, but I don't
• 1:00:04
  think that's where the. Problem is, I think where the
• 1:00:05
  problem is is like, OK, you could feel however you want to
• 1:00:08
  feel. Just don't make it everybody
• 1:00:10
  else's problem. Yeah, fair.
• 1:00:12
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fair.
• 1:00:13
  That's true because you, you have to be so like, you know, we
• 1:00:16
  were talking about earlier ADHDADD, anxiety, depression,
• 1:00:20
  all that stuff, right? Like we're still in charge of
• 1:00:22
  our shit. Like at some point you got to
• 1:00:24
  own it and figure it out because there people cannot walk on egg
• 1:00:29
  shells around you. Like I hate people like.
• 1:00:31
  That yeah, they're like that. Triggering.
• 1:00:34
  You're triggering. My depression like fuck you yeah
• 1:00:37
  dude, but like it's. Because in all.
• 1:00:38
  Honesty like you, you can recognize yourself that
• 1:00:42
  something triggered, but you need to fix it.
• 1:00:43
  You cannot put it on the other person because at that point you
• 1:00:47
  need to decide whether or not like, is this good for my
• 1:00:49
  nervous system? Is this not?
• 1:00:50
  And like, how can I fix this? And do I still want this person
• 1:00:53
  in my life or not? But you can't like put it on the
• 1:00:55
  other person because you know, you got the shit.
• 1:00:57
  You get anxiety attacks well. I have.
• 1:00:59
  I have. I have.
• 1:01:00
  In it, no like 3 weeks or 4 weeks or something.
• 1:01:06
  But it's because. Of how much should I have to do?
• 1:01:08
  I think. I think especially in.
• 1:01:10
  Relationships is where like that is where everybody should be in
• 1:01:13
  charge of their own emotions, right?
• 1:01:15
  Yeah, but people are like to me and my girls get into it all the
• 1:01:18
  time, 'cause she's like, I'm just not happy.
• 1:01:20
  Like, dude, I am not in charge of your happiness.
• 1:01:22
  No. And that's you are in.
• 1:01:24
  Charge of your happiness. I'm in charge of my happiness,
• 1:01:26
  and then we get to be happy together.
• 1:01:27
  You know what I mean? Exactly.
• 1:01:28
  It's not like, yeah, that's true, you know what I mean?
• 1:01:30
  Like. There's so much.
• 1:01:31
  Like you're putting pressure on me to just, I'm not a fucking
• 1:01:33
  clown. Like, are you happy now?
• 1:01:35
  Are you happy now? And then you're.
• 1:01:36
  You're already, like, pretty drained.
• 1:01:38
  Yeah. You know, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:41
  And it is. I mean you still have to show up
• 1:01:43
  for your partner for sure but. Also like to.
• 1:01:46
  Try to make them happy in the sense of like I am the only
• 1:01:51
  source of happiness for exactly not healthy.
• 1:01:54
  Yeah, it's going to drain. You you won't be in.
• 1:01:56
  That for long, but yeah, yeah. You know, I guess I've been with
• 1:02:00
  her for a while. So it's just like we, I don't
• 1:02:02
  know, like the last relationship you were in, you know what I
• 1:02:04
  mean? Like I think or anybody was in.
• 1:02:06
  It's just you guys are just trying to figure out how to make
• 1:02:10
  your emotions, you know, just Co coincide, you know what I mean?
• 1:02:14
  Yeah, for sure. That's all.
• 1:02:15
  It is is everybody. Being responsible for their own
• 1:02:17
  emotions and then coexisting with those emotions.
• 1:02:21
  Yeah, yeah. Damn Doctor Phil.
• 1:02:24
  Yeah, honestly, that was like. There's hell of good stuff there
• 1:02:27
  for sure, but like also you know, I really love when I don't
• 1:02:31
  plan for stuff. But also this only works this
• 1:02:33
  way when someone is very open to talk about a bunch of random
• 1:02:37
  shit. He's a podcaster.
• 1:02:38
  He's good. At this shit and you're good too
• 1:02:40
  at it too. You're you're asking great
• 1:02:41
  questions like great follow-ups and shit.
• 1:02:45
  Dusty's crushing it. He's fucking.
• 1:02:50
  This. Guy's I don't know his.
• 1:02:51
  Job, but he's here. Security or something?
• 1:02:54
  Corey is here to. Help us with all the all the
• 1:02:57
  cameras. He's been hella working, Yeah.
• 1:02:59
  He's been hella working. He's over here actually
• 1:03:01
  messaging us. Like, don't forget to bring this
• 1:03:03
  up. Ask this question next.
• 1:03:05
  Yeah, like it's not all just me. Officially, he's our digital.
• 1:03:08
  Media Assistant. Just kidding.
• 1:03:10
  Hey, you guys are. Crushing this shit though, like
• 1:03:11
  you guys are like very just I'm very impressed.
• 1:03:14
  What is this building? Thank you.
• 1:03:16
  Some building downtown here in Wichita.
• 1:03:19
  OK, yeah. We're very I'm.
• 1:03:20
  Gonna dox these. Guys, they're in location.
• 1:03:23
  I understand, you know. You know if you're a guest, you
• 1:03:26
  know if you know. Yeah.
• 1:03:28
  So it's. Nice though, it's a nice spot.
• 1:03:29
  It's right in the city. And then like when we whenever
• 1:03:33
  we leave, we can just fucking. We're in the heart of the town.
• 1:03:36
  It's fucking. Yeah.
• 1:03:37
  Yeah, we're right. Downtown yeah, right in front of
• 1:03:40
  all the lastly what we. Like to do is something that we
• 1:03:43
  call the lightning round, yes. I think it.
• 1:03:51
  Was Thunder. That was.
• 1:03:54
  Thunder. You know, lighting doesn't make
• 1:03:55
  sound. Thunder does.
• 1:03:57
  Oh. Shit.
• 1:04:00
  So the Thunder. Why?
• 1:04:02
  Did. I just wow, OK, Lightning comes
• 1:04:06
  first. Yeah, I.
• 1:04:06
  Know. What I'm saying This is why.
• 1:04:10
  We shouldn't let the tech Bros take over.
• 1:04:13
  I'm a designer first and like research.
• 1:04:18
  First, before I do all the text OK, please explain to them the.
• 1:04:21
  Lightning realm. OK, yes, so.
• 1:04:23
  We like to ask a bunch of random questions pretty fast and you
• 1:04:25
  have to think about them and then just tell us what you
• 1:04:27
  think. But you can elaborate, but not
• 1:04:29
  that much, OK? I love it.
• 1:04:31
  OK? So.
• 1:04:32
  Dusty, you want to kick off? Yep.
• 1:04:34
  OK, let's go. Best or.
• 1:04:36
  Worst drunk sets you've ever done?
• 1:04:38
  What sets? Like.
• 1:04:40
  Comedy sets comedy. Sets.
• 1:04:43
  In Copperas Cove, TX, Willie was running late to a show so I had
• 1:04:48
  to do an hour and a half. I did 30 minutes good and an
• 1:04:53
  hour fucking horrible. How long ago?
• 1:04:56
  Was this? Last year.
• 1:04:59
  Because y'all like to. Party OK Christian I.
• 1:05:02
  Did a Don't Tell comedy show where I took a friend and he
• 1:05:06
  bought me shots right before and I just started.
• 1:05:09
  I don't know what happened. I just started taking them and
• 1:05:11
  I'm like, I'll be all right when I get up there and I wasn't and
• 1:05:13
  then I like bailed. I, I was supposed to do 10
• 1:05:16
  minutes and I was like, all right, I'm out of here to where
• 1:05:18
  the host was like, oh, what the fuck's going on?
• 1:05:21
  I had to. Run up there.
• 1:05:23
  Well, because I was fucking, I got up there and I was like, I'm
• 1:05:25
  fucked up. But yeah, that's.
• 1:05:27
  The worst one? I've done but I mean I still did
• 1:05:30
  good but not my time if your comedy career.
• 1:05:33
  Had a theme song, what would it be?
• 1:05:39
  Shit dude back in black. By.
• 1:05:42
  ACDC, OK. No rest for.
• 1:05:45
  The Wicked by Yeah, Cage the. Elephant.
• 1:05:49
  Yeah, Cage the Elephant. I see it.
• 1:05:50
  I. See.
• 1:05:51
  Yeah, I see it. Wait.
• 1:05:55
  What's that supposed to mean? Elaborate.
• 1:05:57
  Oh, me what? Do you?
• 1:05:58
  What do you mean? Well, it's just like wicked.
• 1:06:01
  Yeah, but in a. Good way.
• 1:06:03
  In a good way. In a good way.
• 1:06:05
  Your biggest comedy pet peeve, like a late crowd, a drunk crowd
• 1:06:09
  or no crowd or like what's another pet peeve that's maybe
• 1:06:13
  we didn't give an option for? Yeah, no.
• 1:06:16
  Crowd, of course. Definitely bash, but that's not
• 1:06:19
  like a pet peeve. Right.
• 1:06:20
  That's scary. Yeah.
• 1:06:21
  Dude I hate. Performing in front of nobody.
• 1:06:24
  It's a sad thing when. Like the time's going and isn't
• 1:06:29
  still no one? Rednecks, drunk rednecks and
• 1:06:33
  drunk cholos are the worst fucking people.
• 1:06:36
  Drunk cholos what do? Okay.
• 1:06:37
  Give me an example of like a drunk redneck saying something
• 1:06:40
  and a drunk cholo saying something but in the crowd, like
• 1:06:43
  screaming to you. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:44
  So I'll be. Drunk cholos, we'll say.
• 1:06:46
  We'll just straight up be like, hey man, where the fuck is
• 1:06:49
  Willy, eh? And then you're like.
• 1:06:52
  Motherfucker just got here you. Know what I mean?
• 1:06:54
  So they'll say shit like that, but they'll just, and they'll
• 1:06:57
  keep going, dude, and they'll keep going and they won't shut
• 1:06:59
  the fuck up because they're all macho.
• 1:07:01
  Yeah, So you're like, hey, dude, shut the fuck up.
• 1:07:03
  And they're like, hey, man, you can't fucking talk to me like
• 1:07:05
  that, Holmes. Like shit like that.
• 1:07:07
  And then rednecks, dude, they'll dude, they'll just be.
• 1:07:11
  Like. I don't know man, they'll just
• 1:07:14
  make. Like, like they'll do this
• 1:07:16
  right? Like I'll go up and I'll start
• 1:07:17
  doing jokes and they'll be like, Yup, Yup, Yup.
• 1:07:21
  Yup, it'll just fucking be. Annoying.
• 1:07:23
  And you're like, all right, dude, shut the fuck up.
• 1:07:24
  I don't need fucking clearance. No, that's fair.
• 1:07:28
  That's fair. What's one of your most
• 1:07:31
  underrated Latino snacks? Like snacks.
• 1:07:34
  Yeah, like. An underrated.
• 1:07:35
  Latino snack that like we're not talking enough about, we're
• 1:07:38
  definitely talking enough about like dakis and ganzitos or
• 1:07:42
  whatever. I love as soon.
• 1:07:44
  As you're right, yes. Prickly pear, that's what that.
• 1:07:47
  Is they're the cactus. Flowers.
• 1:07:49
  Yeah. Prickly pear, that's.
• 1:07:51
  The oh, I didn't know that, I just knew it.
• 1:07:52
  Was well, it's because I saw it so.
• 1:07:53
  Vorches actually has, or used to.
• 1:07:55
  I don't know if they still do. They used to have a prickly pear
• 1:07:58
  cocktail. Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:59
  I'm a sucker for that. And so does.
• 1:08:02
  It's over in the roundabout Dusty where we like.
• 1:08:05
  Yeah. The restaurant there, though.
• 1:08:08
  Monarch. Monarch Dusty just looks at me.
• 1:08:10
  But you, I love them. Monarch also used to, and I
• 1:08:14
  don't know if they still do, but they had a prickly pear cocktail
• 1:08:17
  too. Damn bro, I am an alcoholic.
• 1:08:19
  Anyways, what's yours? I like those those like.
• 1:08:21
  Mixed nuts that they with tahin on them.
• 1:08:23
  That's what. I like the bacon nuts.
• 1:08:25
  No, they're they're mixed nuts. But they they come in a package,
• 1:08:27
  they have Tahin all over. They have they're like mixed
• 1:08:30
  with teen. I know what you're talking
• 1:08:32
  about. They're all red.
• 1:08:33
  Yeah. Yeah, I know what you're.
• 1:08:34
  Telling those are good or like the peanuts.
• 1:08:36
  Happiness and then you put some salsa Valentina on them.
• 1:08:39
  I like those with drinking. Not when I used to like, color
• 1:08:41
  drink beer. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:43
  Damn y'all. Well, like as you guys know, we
• 1:08:46
  definitely started a bit late. It's all good.
• 1:08:49
  Because. We both suck.
• 1:08:52
  And also, yeah, it's great. We learned a lot of stuff about
• 1:08:55
  the cocktail making and I'm going to apply these learnings.
• 1:08:58
  I'm going to have to rewatch this video because right now I
• 1:09:01
  don't know that it's sticking with me, but it'll stick.
• 1:09:05
  It'll stick. We do want to say thank you so
• 1:09:07
  much. Thank you, Christian.
• 1:09:09
  For finally coming. Out Christian?
• 1:09:10
  No, I had to bring someone. I'll be.
• 1:09:12
  I'll be back. Over here 10/17 10:17 here in.
• 1:09:17
  Wichita doing a comedy. Stand up.
• 1:09:20
  We're shades with the Tony. Pepperoni.
• 1:09:22
  Oh yeah, you'll be back, baby. Yeah.
• 1:09:23
  OK. So we'll have to.
• 1:09:24
  Do it again. He's gonna have a feel.
• 1:09:26
  Oh, bring Tony. Pepperoni in here, I'll bring
• 1:09:28
  Tony. OK, that'd.
• 1:09:29
  Be big for you guys that'd. Be fun.
• 1:09:31
  Yeah, all right. Hell yeah.
• 1:09:32
  Pariva I. Don't have anything Pavaco
• 1:09:35
  palcentro Palau. Palentro sofa.
• 1:09:38
  Oh my God. Wow dude, that.
• 1:09:44
  Was fun. That was a good. 1.
• 1:09:47
  Yeah, that was fun.