Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / Not A Party (RHOC Recap)
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge. Hi, guys.
- 0:15Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod
- 0:17Speaker 2: with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and.
- 0:19Speaker 1: Dolores Pitania. Did you know you're in trouble with me, Dolores? No. Why?
- 0:25Speaker 2: Because you don't post that much. Like, we post our
- 0:28Speaker 2: stories about the show.
- 0:30Speaker 1: That's not me. I don't handle my Instagram. Well, who
- 0:33Speaker 1: do I need to call? Frankie Funicelli. Honestly, Frankie Funicelli,
- 0:38Speaker 1: wake up. Tell her. No, seriously. Well, you know what?
- 0:43Speaker 1: I'm going to give her a call.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Frankie, I know you might be booked up, but the
- 0:48Speaker 2: more that Dolores posts this, it's more money in my pocket.
- 0:53Speaker 1: And mine. Yeah, and in Dolores' pocket.
- 0:57Speaker 2: So kindly, can you get onto the repost?
- 1:01Speaker 1: We've politely tagged you and everything. You want me to
- 1:04Speaker 1: call her right now? Maybe I should give her a
- 1:06Speaker 1: reaming to her face.
- 1:07Speaker 2: The fact that this moment is the first moment that
- 1:09Speaker 2: I found out that Frankie is a female.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? No, not kidding. Okay, hold on.
- 1:16Speaker 1: I thought you had a guy assistant. Okay, no. She's hot.
- 1:20Speaker 1: I'm not ready. Frankie's so pretty. And she's young and
- 1:25Speaker 1: she's nice. But she has to be, you know, told
- 1:30Speaker 1: to do it. Well, now she's going to get told. Nicely.
- 1:34Speaker 1: She's going to get asked. Well, I got to take
- 1:37Speaker 1: these off. I don't know if she can hear you. Okay.
- 1:42Speaker 1: She always answers me. That she does really good. What
- 1:46Speaker 1: if she doesn't this time? That'll be plot twist. Hello?
- 1:49Speaker 1: She always does. Frankie, you're on the two Ts. And
- 1:53Speaker 1: Teddy's mad at you. Frankie. Me, Frankie. Oh, hi.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Frankie, it's nice to meet you officially.
- 2:01Speaker 1: Great to meet you officially, too.
- 2:04Speaker 2: I'm a little worked up. I told Dolores, I'm like,
- 2:06Speaker 2: get on the horn and start reposting more and post
- 2:09Speaker 2: more about Two Teas in a Pod. Like, we want
- 2:11Speaker 2: to see the lead up to.
- 2:12Speaker 1: Her getting on.
- 2:13Speaker 2: We want to see the fact that she's always forgetting
- 2:16Speaker 2: her sunglasses, I mean, her glasses. We want to see
- 2:18Speaker 2: that she's got vaginas laying around the table.
- 2:22Speaker 1: Yes, we totally should. I feel like there needs to
- 2:24Speaker 1: be bloopers of the pod because they're the top.
- 2:26Speaker 2: We need BTS because like and then like she'll pick
- 2:29Speaker 2: up her earphones and her earbuds and then one falls off.
- 2:33Speaker 1: Like it's always a shit show. Oh, you're right. And
- 2:37Speaker 1: I actually that's a great idea. I love that. We're
- 2:39Speaker 1: going to make that the goal.
- 2:41Speaker 2: And then just tag two T's in a pod and
- 2:43Speaker 2: link us and like let's get some more downloads that way.
- 2:46Speaker 1: Frankie. Make sure that the next pod is extra chaotic
- 2:49Speaker 1: so we can get even better footage. Okay, but it doesn't,
- 2:53Speaker 1: we don't have to have to make sure it'll be.
- 2:55Speaker 1: But Frankie, post something now because I can't have Teddy
- 2:59Speaker 1: mad at me.
- 3:01Speaker 2: I just tagged her in something if she want to read. Yeah,
- 3:03Speaker 2: I just tagged her.
- 3:04Speaker 1: You just told me off just now. Yeah. I'm dead. Okay,
- 3:09Speaker 1: we'll make sure. I promise. Fucking do it right now.
- 3:13Speaker 1: Did you post the wedding thing yet? No, I was
- 3:16Speaker 1: waiting on you. Okay. Then post the wedding thing and
- 3:20Speaker 1: then tonight post Teddy. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Thank you, Frankie.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 3:28Speaker 2: I mean, this is how, guys, for those of you
- 3:31Speaker 2: that wanted some BTS, this is how our life actually works.
- 3:34Speaker 2: We are clueless when it comes to anything, when it
- 3:38Speaker 2: comes to social media, when it comes to clips. When
- 3:41Speaker 2: it comes to whatever, we have a group of people
- 3:43Speaker 2: surrounding us. So thank you to all of those people
- 3:45Speaker 2: that we are completely high maintenance about getting stuff done
- 3:48Speaker 2: that we could easily do ourself.
- 3:50Speaker 1: No, we can't easily do it ourself. No, I mean,
- 3:53Speaker 1: but we could learn it. Who's got the time, Teddy?
- 3:57Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 3:57Speaker 2: I'm in a full blown sweat because I've had this
- 3:59Speaker 2: wig on for eight hours.
- 4:01Speaker 1: What does that have to do? See, how are you
- 4:04Speaker 1: supposed to in a full blown do something that somebody
- 4:08Speaker 1: else could do for you?
- 4:21Speaker 2: So I love how whenever I do press, I have
- 4:23Speaker 2: to say the most awkward things that are inappropriate.
- 4:27Speaker 1: Oh, like what?
- 4:28Speaker 2: So like today they were like, would you ever go
- 4:31Speaker 2: back to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?
- 4:34Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what? I'm significantly younger
- 4:37Speaker 1: than all those girls. Making friends. Making friends as always.
- 4:42Speaker 1: You know, and I also don't really.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Have any Birkins and I don't live that lifestyle. I
- 4:46Speaker 2: feel like I'd be better off on OC.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Oh, okay. So you said you wouldn't go back to
- 4:53Speaker 1: Beverly Hills.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Especially now with this new cast, like with those barracudas,
- 4:58Speaker 2: I'm good.
- 5:00Speaker 1: How about OC though? Did you see that house? We'll
- 5:03Speaker 1: get to that.
- 5:04Speaker 2: Also, right now, I've been having everybody on the horn
- 5:07Speaker 2: trying to look at how long this house has been
- 5:09Speaker 2: owned because I have a lot of questions.
- 5:12Speaker 1: That's like, I don't know. Okay, can we get to that? No,
- 5:17Speaker 1: we have to get to that.
- 5:18Speaker 2: Okay, first we got to talk about Patrick McDonald. He's
- 5:23Speaker 2: on Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald.
- 5:27Speaker 1: Yep. That's not a coincidence.
- 5:30Speaker 2: He said everybody dreaded that they had to shoot scenes
- 5:33Speaker 2: with Shannon. He said that she had meltdowns that aren't
- 5:36Speaker 2: shown on the show because they protect.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Her in quotes. He says the production. Yeah.
- 5:43Speaker 2: He said once Shannon screamed. And now I have to
- 5:46Speaker 2: go shoot a scene with Tamara Judge. Tamara Judge asks
- 5:49Speaker 2: you guys to jump and you say how fucking high.
- 5:53Speaker 1: That's what she said to the production company. This is
- 5:57Speaker 1: the producer of last season of. O.C. O.C. was on
- 6:02Speaker 1: the Heather McDonald show.
- 6:04Speaker 2: Yeah, it was on the Heather McDonald show.
- 6:05Speaker 1: And he was divulging this.
- 6:07Speaker 2: Yeah, he was divulging this, along with the fact that
- 6:10Speaker 2: she was pissed about she'd gotten a new car on
- 6:13Speaker 2: camera and the new car didn't have the breathalyzer for
- 6:16Speaker 2: her to breathe her thing. And so then she was
- 6:20Speaker 2: worried she wasn't going to be able to drive it
- 6:21Speaker 2: like it was his problem.
- 6:24Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Okay. They don't usually do that, producers. I know.
- 6:29Speaker 1: That's why I was like, this is a little... He's
- 6:30Speaker 1: going to get in trouble for that. This is a
- 6:32Speaker 1: little spicy.
- 6:34Speaker 2: But I didn't see him on this year when I
- 6:37Speaker 2: did film for OC, so maybe he's not on anymore.
- 6:41Speaker 1: This is some good shit, though. This is some good shit.
- 6:45Speaker 1: This was on the last podcast?
- 6:47Speaker 2: This was on Juicy Scoop, on one of her recent podcasts, and...
- 6:52Speaker 2: You can tell he's definitely like heated in the moment
- 6:56Speaker 2: because whenever I can say this, like whenever you are
- 7:00Speaker 2: a housewife, if you're not a particular way to production, they're.
- 7:04Speaker 1: Going to remember it. And it's going to come back
- 7:06Speaker 1: to bite you in the ass one way or another. Yeah,
- 7:08Speaker 1: it is. Yes, it is. Yeah.
- 7:11Speaker 2: So he didn't forget.
- 7:13Speaker 1: They have your fate in their hands. Why are you
- 7:16Speaker 1: going to treat? First of all, you should be nice
- 7:18Speaker 1: to people no matter what. Right. Right. Same people on
- 7:24Speaker 1: the way up. Same people you see on the way down.
- 7:28Speaker 2: And like, those are the thing I found so odd
- 7:31Speaker 2: is like producers for me when I was doing the show,
- 7:35Speaker 2: they were like my, I was so close to them.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Like I needed to be close to them. Like they
- 7:41Speaker 1: were like your security.
- 7:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:42Speaker 1: They felt like my support animal, my support. You're like, yeah. Yeah.
- 7:47Speaker 2: Like this thing, like, it's like, Yeah, you're just sitting
- 7:50Speaker 2: there butter squeezing it.
- 7:52Speaker 1: Yeah, they're your butter squeeze.
- 7:54Speaker 2: Yeah, like I never would want to fight with any
- 7:56Speaker 2: of them because like I didn't get to be like
- 7:58Speaker 2: Gina and Emily and always share a room and recap
- 8:01Speaker 2: things after the cameras go down. So like Sally Ann
- 8:06Speaker 2: was my person.
- 8:07Speaker 1: Got it. And same, like I know that it's kind
- 8:11Speaker 1: of like a lonely feeling a little bit sometimes, right? Yeah. Yeah,
- 8:15Speaker 1: it can be lonely.
- 8:17Speaker 2: I think the fact that she gets so mad during
- 8:20Speaker 2: production and they don't show it is a little odd.
- 8:24Speaker 1: That surprises me because they hammered the shit out of Heather.
- 8:28Speaker 1: They for sure hammered the shit out of Heather.
- 8:31Speaker 2: Okay, before we get into the episode, let's talk a
- 8:34Speaker 2: little bit about the mid-season trailer.
- 8:36Speaker 1: That dropped today. I did not get to see it.
- 8:40Speaker 2: Okay, well, it starts off where everyone slaps each other.
- 8:44Speaker 1: I did see it. And if anybody did, that's not funny.
- 8:49Speaker 2: I didn't see it. I, I am a liar.
- 8:51Speaker 1: I did see it. I did see it. I saw
- 8:53Speaker 1: them all slapping each other in the forehead. What the
- 8:56Speaker 1: hell kind of shit is that? I don't know.
- 8:58Speaker 2: I'd be fucking pissed. Especially now I've had this tight
- 9:00Speaker 2: wig on for seven hours. If you slap me right now,
- 9:02Speaker 2: and it fell off after all this time, I'd be like,
- 9:05Speaker 2: you're dead to me.
- 9:06Speaker 1: You know what? You know what? At this point, you'd
- 9:09Speaker 1: probably be happy if someone pulls it off. I mean,
- 9:11Speaker 1: why do you still have it on?
- 9:13Speaker 2: Because I was going to see you and I was like,
- 9:14Speaker 2: you look so pretty.
- 9:16Speaker 1: No, I don't. That's why probably why I don't repost
- 9:20Speaker 1: because I look like shit all the time. No, you
- 9:22Speaker 1: look stunning all the time.
- 9:23Speaker 2: And I also want to know if your pink glasses,
- 9:25Speaker 2: if they're like if they have like tinted in it,
- 9:28Speaker 2: if there's a prescription.
- 9:30Speaker 1: Yeah, I love prescription, but you could get them without.
- 9:33Speaker 1: I'll send you the link. I need it.
- 9:36Speaker 2: Okay, so it starts with everyone slapping each other. And then,
- 9:39Speaker 2: did you notice that it looks like Carmella is missing
- 9:42Speaker 2: the big cast trip?
- 9:44Speaker 1: Yeah, but didn't we know that?
- 9:47Speaker 2: I feel like there was rumors about it, but no
- 9:49Speaker 2: one really knew that.
- 9:51Speaker 1: I want to know why.
- 9:53Speaker 2: I want to know why. I also, I kind of
- 9:57Speaker 2: have a gut feeling why.
- 9:59Speaker 1: Can you tell? tell me?
- 10:01Speaker 2: Well, I feel like because things are dirty or a
- 10:05Speaker 2: little rough.
- 10:06Speaker 1: Are they? Because this is how he's still talking.
- 10:10Speaker 2: I think that things are dirty or a little rough.
- 10:12Speaker 1: And she didn't want to leave.
- 10:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think she wanted to leave him with
- 10:16Speaker 2: all the kids and go away that far away. It's
- 10:18Speaker 2: like one thing to go to a 45 minute flight
- 10:22Speaker 2: to live somewhere else.
- 10:23Speaker 1: It's one thing to live somewhere else. But you don't
- 10:26Speaker 1: want to like you don't want to go to Tokyo
- 10:29Speaker 1: because I mean, you don't see the kids for three
- 10:32Speaker 1: days or four days or five days. What's the difference
- 10:35Speaker 1: how far you are? They're not the thing that people don't.
- 10:38Speaker 2: I like her kids. Yeah, I love her kids. They're
- 10:41Speaker 2: so funny and they take a joke and they're so pretty.
- 10:43Speaker 1: They're so funny. It says it speaks a lot to her,
- 10:47Speaker 1: by the way. I've seen a lot of I know kids.
- 10:50Speaker 1: I'm a kid person. OK, those kids are not. They
- 10:54Speaker 1: are definitely she spends time with them. Yeah, they are.
- 10:57Speaker 1: She loves them. They're tight.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Heather in this trail and the season trailer, which is good,
- 11:03Speaker 2: which we can kind of talk about once we get
- 11:05Speaker 2: to the episode as well as Heather admits to calling
- 11:09Speaker 2: Carmela trash.
- 11:10Speaker 1: Yes. And saying she doesn't fit in with this group. Yeah,
- 11:14Speaker 1: she said it. She had to repeat it because she
- 11:17Speaker 1: because I bet somebody told Heather that they told her. Yeah.
- 11:23Speaker 2: Then Shannon and Alexis Bellino come face to face at
- 11:26Speaker 2: a party.
- 11:26Speaker 1: OK, I was at this party. Oh, tell me what happened.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Yeah, you can see my little mushroom. I can't give
- 11:33Speaker 2: all the details. But what I can say is that
- 11:36Speaker 2: there was multiple times that Alexis frantically came in and
- 11:41Speaker 2: outside of this party.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Like she wanted to leave, but then came back. Yeah.
- 11:46Speaker 1: She said, don't leave. You're not you're not getting paid,
- 11:49Speaker 1: but come back. Correct.
- 11:52Speaker 2: I don't I think that's what happened.
- 11:54Speaker 1: I mean, I was there. I was freezing.
- 11:56Speaker 2: I was excited to support Tamara for Vena CBD. I
- 12:00Speaker 2: saw that there was a line when I got there.
- 12:02Speaker 2: I did not wait in it. I just walked past it.
- 12:04Speaker 2: I was like, oh, you.
- 12:05Speaker 1: Know, you're having me here.
- 12:07Speaker 2: I'm not waiting in the line, which that's what she
- 12:10Speaker 2: initially got upset about was the line.
- 12:13Speaker 1: Alexis had to wait in line?
- 12:14Speaker 2: It was a press line. But I didn't need to
- 12:17Speaker 2: do press that bad. I was there for Tamara. Like,
- 12:19Speaker 2: I don't need to, like, do the red carpet.
- 12:23Speaker 1: So I just passed by. That's not a line. The
- 12:25Speaker 1: red carpet is not a line.
- 12:27Speaker 2: There is if there's backup, but there's not that many
- 12:29Speaker 2: people on the red carpet. And then there's a bunch
- 12:32Speaker 2: of people arriving at the same time wanting.
- 12:34Speaker 1: To do it. It wasn't handled right then. It wasn't
- 12:35Speaker 1: run right. Sorry. Well, we can't. You know what? We
- 12:38Speaker 1: can't blame Tamara for that. She was busy. She was
- 12:41Speaker 1: busy working. No, we're not blaming Tamara. There needs to
- 12:45Speaker 1: be there. There's a way to do those things. So
- 12:47Speaker 1: that doesn't happen. Yeah. So just saying. So if I
- 12:52Speaker 1: wasn't going to talk to press, I didn't want to
- 12:53Speaker 1: wait on line. Why didn't Alexis just walk around? That's
- 12:56Speaker 1: what I did. You couldn't get around the line if
- 12:59Speaker 1: you didn't want to talk to press. I don't get it.
- 13:00Speaker 2: Like I saw Alexis walk in after me and then
- 13:04Speaker 2: I had been in the house.
- 13:05Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.
- 13:06Speaker 2: Probably 25 minutes. And Alexis was still outside. But I
- 13:10Speaker 2: just skipped the I was like, I'll come back and
- 13:11Speaker 2: do press later. Like, I don't need to stand out here. Like,
- 13:15Speaker 2: I don't want to miss the action.
- 13:17Speaker 1: And who wants to miss Alexis standing outside when you
- 13:19Speaker 1: know it's going to be a problem when she gets in?
- 13:21Speaker 1: Bring her in. Yeah. Don't worry.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Once she got in, I can't give away too much,
- 13:26Speaker 2: but a lot happens. We also see in the trailer
- 13:29Speaker 2: that Shannon tells Alexis to keep her.
- 13:31Speaker 1: Name out of her mouth. Yeah. So, I mean, you
- 13:36Speaker 1: can tell. And then Alexis starts crying. Yeah.
- 13:41Speaker 2: I can't tell you how I was a part of this,
- 13:43Speaker 2: but I was. Are we going to see it?
- 13:46Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I don't know. I haven't seen the episode yet.
- 13:49Speaker 1: So then if we don't see it, can you promise
- 13:51Speaker 1: us you're going to tell us everything? Once this episode airs,
- 13:54Speaker 1: you're going to tell us everything. I will give you
- 13:56Speaker 1: every little crumb of how it actually went down. Oh God.
- 14:00Speaker 1: I can't wait. Yeah. Like, cause I remember it like
- 14:03Speaker 1: it was yesterday. I cannot.
- 14:05Speaker 2: My short term memory is shit, but like my long
- 14:08Speaker 2: term memory.
- 14:09Speaker 1: Yes. Me too. Like that. Yeah.
- 14:11Speaker 2: Um, And then we get another moment where Vicky falls again.
- 14:19Speaker 1: But wait a second. When she falls, instinct is to
- 14:24Speaker 1: get up right away. I thought she passed out.
- 14:28Speaker 2: Well, do you remember when Lisa Vanderpump passed out? passed
- 14:32Speaker 2: out when she was on Dancing with the Stars?
- 14:35Speaker 1: No, I don't remember that.
- 14:36Speaker 2: She's on Dancing with the Stars and she passes out,
- 14:39Speaker 2: but she's still holding on to her dance partner's hand.
- 14:42Speaker 1: And so like you see her like holding on. And
- 14:45Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm.
- 14:46Speaker 2: Pretty sure when you pass out, you don't have the
- 14:47Speaker 2: capability of holding on to somebody's hand.
- 14:50Speaker 1: And Kim Richards said.
- 14:52Speaker 2: You know, some people just aren't the best at faking
- 14:55Speaker 2: passing out.
- 14:55Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah. Did you, why was she on a park bench?
- 15:01Speaker 1: I saw a picture of her recently. I don't know.
- 15:04Speaker 1: Did you see that? I saw the picture. It made
- 15:06Speaker 1: me sad.
- 15:07Speaker 2: I mean, I know that they're all doing the best
- 15:08Speaker 2: they can and hopefully she's doing okay. I mean, that
- 15:11Speaker 2: picture could be taken out of context.
- 15:13Speaker 1: Who knows when that was even. She could have been
- 15:14Speaker 1: just sitting there like, you know, and they caught a
- 15:17Speaker 1: look and made it, or they could have even made,
- 15:20Speaker 1: they could actually face to in her face to look
- 15:22Speaker 1: like that. Yeah.
- 15:22Speaker 2: I mean, anything could have happened, but I mean, I
- 15:24Speaker 2: think anytime we see a picture like that, we hope
- 15:27Speaker 2: like what we're, 100% seeing isn't accurate.
- 15:30Speaker 1: And I'm assuming that's the case with this. But then, okay,
- 15:36Speaker 1: now we got to get into the episode. Oh, delicious.
- 15:40Speaker 1: It's a good one. No, it's good. It's good. I
- 15:44Speaker 1: thought it was better than last week. You're so much
- 15:48Speaker 1: prettier than me. I really feel like, don't ask me
- 15:51Speaker 1: to repost this one. I'm not.
- 15:54Speaker 2: I'm only this pretty because I did full glam today.
- 15:56Speaker 1: You're always prettier than me, but today you're extra prettier
- 15:59Speaker 1: than me. I'm not reposting.
- 16:02Speaker 2: There is not one part of me that's natural right now.
- 16:04Speaker 2: I have on a wig, a cover up over the wig.
- 16:09Speaker 2: I have overlined lips. I have fake eyelashes on.
- 16:12Speaker 1: I saw you doing your makeup. Yeah.
- 16:15Speaker 2: So I did it for the other show I did earlier.
- 16:17Speaker 2: And then I was like, no, I'm just going to
- 16:18Speaker 2: keep it for once. Since normally I look like a
- 16:20Speaker 2: shit show on the pod.
- 16:22Speaker 1: No, go ahead. You're so pretty. Thank you, babe. I
- 16:25Speaker 1: love you.
- 16:27Speaker 2: So Vicky, Tamara and Emily are getting IVs post Vegas.
- 16:31Speaker 2: Vicky says her spike and protein levels being high is
- 16:35Speaker 2: the reason she can't remember Carmela's name.
- 16:37Speaker 1: Is this a thing? Well, no, she remembers the name.
- 16:42Speaker 1: She just says it wrong to bother her.
- 16:47Speaker 2: You know, I got to give a little bit of
- 16:48Speaker 2: credit to Vicky. Like spike protein levels is an excuse
- 16:52Speaker 2: that I've never heard before.
- 16:56Speaker 1: Let's go. I'm sorry. I don't know if this is
- 17:02Speaker 1: in popular opinion. I think she's funny. You know what?
- 17:08Speaker 1: I haven't been watching her for 20 years. It can
- 17:10Speaker 1: spike whenever you want. You're going to be fine. I mean,
- 17:15Speaker 1: she's just being. a bitch yeah.
- 17:32Speaker 2: She's just going out of her way to seem like
- 17:34Speaker 2: it means nothing then they talk about how.
- 17:35Speaker 1: Yeah like that's what ramona does that's like that era
- 17:39Speaker 1: of Of housewives. That's how it used to be.
- 17:42Speaker 2: Of housewives.
- 17:42Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how they used to be. They used to
- 17:44Speaker 1: belittle you by acting like they didn't know you, they've
- 17:47Speaker 1: never met you.
- 17:48Speaker 2: That none of the franchises knew who other people on
- 17:51Speaker 2: the franchises are. Well, now it's like I'm looking and
- 17:54Speaker 2: it's like, I know, clearly I do a podcast about
- 17:57Speaker 2: every single show on Bravo.
- 17:59Speaker 1: I know who you are. And if I don't, it's
- 18:01Speaker 1: a real problem. Right. Exactly. Like it's a real problem
- 18:05Speaker 1: for your future on any of the shows. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
- 18:10Speaker 1: But yeah.
- 18:11Speaker 2: Well, they talk about Heather and about how she always
- 18:13Speaker 2: needs to be the leader of the pack and in
- 18:15Speaker 2: the middle of photos.
- 18:17Speaker 1: I've known people like this. Do you? I've heard that
- 18:21Speaker 1: Luann likes to be in the middle of pictures. It's
- 18:24Speaker 1: a thing. I mean, it's just a thing. A lot
- 18:26Speaker 1: of people. There's a lot of people like that. But personally,
- 18:29Speaker 1: I don't care. Like that doesn't bother me.
- 18:32Speaker 2: But there are certain things that break the fourth wall
- 18:35Speaker 2: that I think just need to be. And I feel
- 18:38Speaker 2: like I've said it a million times, but there are
- 18:39Speaker 2: certain things that, you know, are always going to go
- 18:42Speaker 2: on camera. So it's entering a private plane, walking into
- 18:47Speaker 2: a new location, like sitting in the center of the table.
- 18:53Speaker 2: You're going to be shown more if you're in certain places.
- 18:56Speaker 2: If you're on the end, they could just cut you
- 18:58Speaker 2: completely out.
- 19:00Speaker 1: You know what, Teddy? I never fight for that seat.
- 19:04Speaker 1: I know you don't. But you don't need to. No
- 19:07Speaker 1: one does. But do you believe, Heather, that she's doing
- 19:11Speaker 1: it because of the lighting? I do. No. Yeah, me neither.
- 19:15Speaker 2: I think, you know, she wants to be in the
- 19:17Speaker 2: middle of it, and that's fine.
- 19:18Speaker 1: She wants to be in the middle. And we need
- 19:19Speaker 1: her to be in the middle. How does she like
- 19:20Speaker 1: being in the middle now? Probably not that much. That
- 19:25Speaker 1: seat is not for free. Just saying. You could have it.
- 19:30Speaker 2: I was like, OK. I don't I don't necessarily mind
- 19:36Speaker 2: Heather like this, but I also know it's going to
- 19:38Speaker 2: bite her in the ass. Then Emily and Tamara say
- 19:41Speaker 2: Heather talks poorly about Carmela off camera, like saying she's trashy,
- 19:46Speaker 2: but that's like nasty trash.
- 19:50Speaker 1: Is a big word. That's like when that's like when
- 19:56Speaker 1: Jackie Goldsteiner called me a slob.
- 19:59Speaker 2: Yeah, like slob. Like there's certain words that I have
- 20:03Speaker 2: blocked on my Instagram.
- 20:04Speaker 1: Do you? No.
- 20:05Speaker 2: Like people can't write certain things to me. Like for
- 20:08Speaker 2: a while, everyone was calling me a clown or writing
- 20:10Speaker 2: the clown emoji. Why?
- 20:12Speaker 1: I don't know. They were mad at me for something.
- 20:15Speaker 2: And so I just went on Instagram and blocked.
- 20:17Speaker 1: Nope.
- 20:17Speaker 2: Like if you even try to write me the clown
- 20:20Speaker 2: or write.
- 20:21Speaker 1: You're not getting through. It's not getting through my Instagram.
- 20:25Speaker 1: Like I didn't want to see it. It pissed me off.
- 20:28Speaker 1: And so I was like, you know what?
- 20:30Speaker 2: Dude, I'm going to learn how to block this word
- 20:32Speaker 2: and this emoji from ever entering my life.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Okay. But yeah, no, trash is not great.
- 20:40Speaker 2: But then they say she acts differently to Carmella's face.
- 20:45Speaker 1: Well, she is. She basically, you know, choked Vicky out
- 20:51Speaker 1: for saying something to her. Yeah. Stand down! Yeah. Yikes.
- 21:02Speaker 2: But then this is this is weird because we see this.
- 21:04Speaker 2: And then the next thing that we see is Heather
- 21:06Speaker 2: meets Carmela.
- 21:07Speaker 1: Right.
- 21:08Speaker 2: At the Oppenheim office to discuss a rental for her
- 21:10Speaker 2: daughter in San Diego. And this is another part where
- 21:13Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, Carmela is like good at her job.
- 21:17Speaker 2: She's like, actually, you don't want to rent from there
- 21:19Speaker 2: because it's going to take a long time to get
- 21:21Speaker 2: to camp.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Yeah. So listen, she's Carmela is coming with receipts like
- 21:27Speaker 1: she really does. know this business. It seems like she
- 21:31Speaker 1: did anyway. And she is a good mother. Cause we
- 21:36Speaker 1: now met her kids who look amazing. And, um, you know,
- 21:40Speaker 1: she's honest about how she feels about this guy.
- 21:44Speaker 2: She is honest, but then she says, Carmela says, Vicky
- 21:47Speaker 2: reminds her of Betty white. Um, she is getting older
- 21:52Speaker 2: and losing her filter. I'm like, let's be honest. Vicky
- 21:55Speaker 2: is nobody.
- 21:56Speaker 1: I was just going to say, there's a lot of
- 21:58Speaker 1: people that would beg to differ. Yeah. That was a jet,
- 22:02Speaker 1: very generous comparison.
- 22:04Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:05Speaker 1: Very. So, so, but by the way, Heather said this
- 22:09Speaker 1: shit off camera. Yeah.
- 22:11Speaker 2: Heather said the shit off camera. And I think that's,
- 22:12Speaker 2: what's biting her in the ass. It's like, you could,
- 22:15Speaker 2: you got, if you're going to say it, you got
- 22:17Speaker 2: to say it on camera. You got to say it
- 22:19Speaker 2: with heart. You got to like really mean it.
- 22:22Speaker 1: But if she was just saying it in jest before
- 22:24Speaker 1: she got to know Carmela, why are people repeating it?
- 22:28Speaker 1: I'm sure everybody had something to say about Carmela along
- 22:31Speaker 1: those lines.
- 22:31Speaker 2: But I have to tell you, if somebody sent me
- 22:34Speaker 2: a picture of who the new housewife was going to
- 22:36Speaker 2: be and I was on Housewives, I would not be.
- 22:39Speaker 1: Like, they look like trash. You wouldn't say that? I
- 22:43Speaker 1: would not say that.
- 22:45Speaker 2: Trash isn't a word that I use to talk about people.
- 22:48Speaker 1: It's very belittling. It is. I just wouldn't. I may
- 22:51Speaker 1: be like, oh, she looks, you could say anything. She
- 22:55Speaker 1: looks like she's from New Jersey. That's why I always
- 22:57Speaker 1: think she's from, she looks like Rachel Fuda.
- 23:00Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you could say any of those things,
- 23:02Speaker 2: but I don't think like I would, trash isn't a
- 23:05Speaker 2: word I would.
- 23:06Speaker 1: Yes, she is very unbothered. Carmela.
- 23:09Speaker 2: Carmela doesn't care because she's like 82.
- 23:13Speaker 1: Vodka, soda, zen, we learn later. Oh. Mm-hmm. Um, but
- 23:20Speaker 1: you know, I wish I liked to drink instead of eat. Listen, cheers. Cheers.
- 23:27Speaker 2: Um, then Shannon and Jen take their dogs to the
- 23:31Speaker 2: dog trainer and Shannon's dog has eaten $ 12, 000.
- 23:36Speaker 1: Worth of shoes. Is that an exaggeration? Because after the
- 23:39Speaker 1: first thousand, you know, not to put your shoes on
- 23:42Speaker 1: the floor. Unless you, unless you're so tired and out
- 23:46Speaker 1: of it when you take your shoes off. Because if
- 23:49Speaker 1: I had a dog that ate one pair of my
- 23:52Speaker 1: expensive shoes, you know, you bet your ass I ain't
- 23:54Speaker 1: leaving the rest on the floor.
- 23:56Speaker 2: Well, especially because, like, we've been hearing a lot about
- 23:58Speaker 2: Shannon's money problems this season.
- 24:00Speaker 1: They could have been old, though. Like, I don't think
- 24:04Speaker 1: it's new shoes.
- 24:06Speaker 2: I mean, I love how we're just speculating as if
- 24:08Speaker 2: we have any idea what shoes these are. They could
- 24:11Speaker 2: be a pair, like, she could have 12 pair of
- 24:13Speaker 2: Converse sitting out there, bedazzled.
- 24:17Speaker 1: She could be exaggerating, too. However, I mean, puppies do that.
- 24:23Speaker 1: He's a puppy. Yeah.
- 24:24Speaker 2: Well, Jen feels like Heather makes calculated moves off camera.
- 24:28Speaker 1: Well, what I want to know is how come Jen's
- 24:30Speaker 1: dog is fat and she isn't? You know what, Jen?
- 24:34Speaker 1: If you're going to watch what you eat and go
- 24:36Speaker 1: to the gym every day. Then don't let your dog
- 24:39Speaker 1: get so fat you got to get a bigger harness.
- 24:42Speaker 1: Because that just tells me that you're not being a
- 24:45Speaker 1: good dog mom. So you want to talk about shit moms? Jen, then, okay,
- 24:51Speaker 1: put your fucking dog on a diet like you. You're shredded.
- 24:55Speaker 1: You don't have an ounce of fat. Maybe the dog's
- 25:01Speaker 1: just big boned. No, the dog didn't wait. She's like, oh,
- 25:05Speaker 1: we had to get a harness because He got a
- 25:07Speaker 1: little chubby. Well, your ass ain't getting chubby. Well, you
- 25:11Speaker 1: need to watch.
- 25:12Speaker 2: You guys, if you're listening, you need to go in
- 25:15Speaker 2: and then you need to look up Fat Gus Dog.
- 25:20Speaker 1: Like, it's so good.
- 25:22Speaker 2: It's not her dog. It's totally separate, but it's just
- 25:24Speaker 2: going to make you laugh. Fat Gus Dog. And I'm
- 25:26Speaker 2: just going to show you a TikTok video that'll make
- 25:28Speaker 2: your day. But yeah, I mean, you are right. Like,
- 25:32Speaker 2: are she taking them on walks or is she just
- 25:34Speaker 2: letting them out to go potty?
- 25:36Speaker 1: What's the difference? I don't let my dog on a
- 25:39Speaker 1: walk because my dog doesn't walk. But she better not
- 25:42Speaker 1: take the dog out for a walk. It'll have a
- 25:43Speaker 1: heart attack right now.
- 25:44Speaker 2: It needs to move.
- 25:46Speaker 1: That's why it's so thick. Well, she should take the
- 25:50Speaker 1: dog on one of her walks because, you know, she's
- 25:52Speaker 1: walking probably more than once a day.
- 25:55Speaker 2: Like some dogs are more stationary dogs and some dogs
- 25:59Speaker 2: are more active dogs.
- 26:00Speaker 1: What was what kind of dog was this? It was
- 26:04Speaker 1: like a little one. It looked like a mutt, probably
- 26:06Speaker 1: a rescue if I know Jen. I'm sure it's a rescue. Yeah,
- 26:08Speaker 1: it's probably a rescue. Anyway, Jen, you're not a shit mom,
- 26:12Speaker 1: but you're not fat, but your dog is, so you
- 26:17Speaker 1: make sure you're not. I'm just saying. You got to
- 26:20Speaker 1: use farmersdog.com. Just kidding. It's not an ad, but pay us.
- 26:26Speaker 2: Anyways, then Vicky walks through Shannon's finances with her. And
- 26:30Speaker 2: Shannon has racked up debt and had to shut her
- 26:33Speaker 2: company down. So now we know she doesn't have the
- 26:35Speaker 2: lemon company anymore.
- 26:37Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. A lot of people invest their
- 26:41Speaker 1: own money. A lot of housewives invest their own money
- 26:45Speaker 1: in businesses that they start and they don't make it back. Yeah.
- 26:50Speaker 1: I mean, there's only one Bethany Frankel. There's only one
- 26:54Speaker 1: Bethany Frankel, guys. That's it. That ship sailed. Done.
- 26:59Speaker 2: And if you're trying to launch it because of the show,
- 27:02Speaker 2: it's obvious to everybody and they don't end up buying it.
- 27:06Speaker 1: If you're not a business person, then don't. That's what
- 27:09Speaker 1: I say. But I also have to be completely honest.
- 27:12Speaker 2: And I love you, Dolores. Like, I love you more
- 27:14Speaker 2: than anything. But like, if I was going through money issues,
- 27:19Speaker 2: you would not be my first phone call. It would
- 27:21Speaker 2: be like to a money manager. And I'd be like,
- 27:24Speaker 2: how are we going to fix this? What are we
- 27:25Speaker 2: going to do?
- 27:26Speaker 1: So but Vicky thinks that she's. But Vicky knows money, no?
- 27:32Speaker 1: I mean, she's a life insurance agent. But apparently she's
- 27:36Speaker 1: supposed to be good with finances. She's a financial advisor.
- 27:40Speaker 1: But I would never go to a friend for something
- 27:42Speaker 1: like that, ever. If your friend knew what they were doing,
- 27:45Speaker 1: unlike myself, then I would say go to your friend
- 27:50Speaker 1: because that's a person who you could kind of trust.
- 27:53Speaker 1: But she doesn't want to follow her instructions anyhow. She
- 27:56Speaker 1: doesn't want to follow Vicky's instructions. No, she's like, I
- 27:59Speaker 1: want to stay living here. I'm happy. And I'm like,
- 28:01Speaker 1: you're not running into houses. You should be happy. So like,
- 28:04Speaker 1: just stay there. Great. You're doing better. Who cares that.
- 28:14Speaker 2: You might be $ 2, 500 short on rent one month.
- 28:17Speaker 1: You'll do a paid post. No, you get in a hole. Like,
- 28:21Speaker 1: These people going through divorces have to understand. I don't
- 28:25Speaker 1: know any of those people. The lifestyle changes. It does change.
- 28:33Speaker 2: The next time you guys see me in a pod,
- 28:35Speaker 2: I'm going to be like, just from like a little
- 28:36Speaker 2: squirrel's hole.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Hi, Dolores. No more marble wall in the background. No
- 28:45Speaker 1: more fireplace. Okay.
- 28:51Speaker 2: You're going to be like, why is Teddy podcasting from
- 28:53Speaker 2: outside now? Oh, she's at her neighbor's house outside because
- 28:58Speaker 2: her place doesn't fit the microphone.
- 29:00Speaker 1: The storage unit doesn't have electricity.
- 29:10Speaker 2: But then Emily, Jen and Gina go shopping for a
- 29:13Speaker 2: gift for Carmela's. Emily is annoyed when Heather calls her
- 29:16Speaker 2: aggressive because Heather was just aggressive to Vicky and Vegas.
- 29:21Speaker 1: How do we feel about this? I mean, of course,
- 29:27Speaker 1: their idea of aggressive is different than mine. So I
- 29:32Speaker 1: guess to their standard, everybody's a hypocrite. I've seen everybody
- 29:37Speaker 1: flip out at one time or another equally. But I
- 29:41Speaker 1: love that the girls are like, oh, we need a
- 29:42Speaker 1: present for Carmela.
- 29:44Speaker 2: Let's just look at what's the three things that are
- 29:46Speaker 2: left behind and let's just wrap.
- 29:48Speaker 1: It up and make it a little gift for her. Well,
- 29:51Speaker 1: you know, she buys people Dior bags. So what the
- 29:53Speaker 1: hell did they bring her? Honestly, I Carmela call me.
- 29:59Speaker 1: We can be friends. Why do you want to be
- 30:02Speaker 1: friends with Carmella? You feel bad for her? She's doing
- 30:05Speaker 1: just fine. I like Carmella. I like Carmella. I think
- 30:10Speaker 1: she's a girl's girl. But she's getting easier than Heather
- 30:15Speaker 1: is this year. See, some people think Heather's really getting
- 30:20Speaker 1: it hard. I'm like, I do. I don't know. Well,
- 30:24Speaker 1: before we get to.
- 30:25Speaker 2: Heather, Shane and Emily go to dinner for their anniversary.
- 30:28Speaker 2: Shane says he wants to go back to work and
- 30:30Speaker 2: isn't satisfied being a stay at home dad. I mean,
- 30:35Speaker 2: we knew this was going to happen.
- 30:37Speaker 1: I mean, I watched a Stassi show. What about the
- 30:40Speaker 1: Stassi show? It's the same thing.
- 30:43Speaker 2: Her husband isn't satisfied not having a day to day
- 30:49Speaker 2: job where he goes to like just taking care of
- 30:52Speaker 2: the kids.
- 30:54Speaker 1: Why does all of a sudden Shane feel that way
- 30:56Speaker 1: now that does it Does it have anything to do
- 30:59Speaker 1: with her being looking like a swimsuit model right now?
- 31:03Speaker 2: I think it has to do with the fact that,
- 31:05Speaker 2: I mean, how many years has Emily been on?
- 31:06Speaker 1: Are we on season eight now? Well, she her first year,
- 31:11Speaker 1: she was at Andy Cohen's baby shower.
- 31:13Speaker 2: So that's season eight, I think. Someone correct me if
- 31:16Speaker 2: I'm wrong, but I think that's season eight. So, I mean,
- 31:19Speaker 2: she's paid pretty well as a housewife, probably more than
- 31:23Speaker 2: him as like a second year law, you know, out
- 31:26Speaker 2: of getting your bar exams.
- 31:28Speaker 1: He's just a lawyer? Yes. Okay, so she's on eight seasons.
- 31:33Speaker 2: And we watched for multiple seasons him try to pass
- 31:35Speaker 2: the bar exam.
- 31:37Speaker 1: So what does he do for work besides that? What
- 31:39Speaker 1: did he do before that?
- 31:41Speaker 2: Then he became a lawyer for a little bit, but
- 31:44Speaker 2: I don't know what kind of lawyer.
- 31:45Speaker 1: So who was paying the bills? Because you don't make
- 31:51Speaker 1: money on housewives for a long time. His parents are rich, honey, rich.
- 31:56Speaker 1: Like how? Like what? Like I'd buy you any bag
- 32:01Speaker 1: you want. Really? Yeah. I met the mom. I didn't
- 32:05Speaker 1: see them. I saw the mom. I didn't meet the mom.
- 32:07Speaker 1: I saw the mom. She doesn't look like my mom.
- 32:14Speaker 1: I saw my mom yesterday. I'm like, she's like, they
- 32:16Speaker 1: let me keep the quarter. I try, you know, I
- 32:19Speaker 1: went to hand somebody the quarter for the carriage and
- 32:22Speaker 1: they told me to keep it. I go, I bet
- 32:23Speaker 1: they did. Fucking need it. You look like a mess.
- 32:28Speaker 2: But you can kind of see where there's a little
- 32:30Speaker 2: bit of like heightened tension in between this conversation.
- 32:36Speaker 1: You know, this this conversation ended. Quick. There wasn't a
- 32:43Speaker 1: lot of. She shut it down. It seemed like he
- 32:46Speaker 1: wanted to talk about it. I thought. I felt like
- 32:50Speaker 1: there was a pre conversation before they had this scene. Yeah,
- 32:54Speaker 1: I think so, too. Um, but it, it, as it's happening,
- 33:00Speaker 1: none of it surprises me. None of it surprises me.
- 33:03Speaker 2: And, you know, I do think that whenever dynamics shift
- 33:06Speaker 2: in a relationship and who's more financially responsible, it is
- 33:12Speaker 2: going to change things in your household.
- 33:17Speaker 1: When things shift.
- 33:18Speaker 2: Sure.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Yeah. A lot of things change the dynamics of a home.
- 33:24Speaker 1: And things aren't always great. And if you don't catch
- 33:28Speaker 1: them and they snowball, I think I haven't seen like
- 33:32Speaker 1: this great love connection. Do we ever see them kiss, hug, anything?
- 33:37Speaker 2: I mean, she used to talk about how she would
- 33:39Speaker 2: eat sandwiches while they were having sex.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Oh, Jesus, God. I never even heard that in my life. Oh,
- 33:47Speaker 1: my God. Yeah, but I mean, I... Well, there's no
- 33:51Speaker 1: place to go but up from there.
- 33:53Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if she doesn't have a sandwich and
- 33:56Speaker 2: she's letting you stick it in, then, like, you're good
- 33:58Speaker 2: to go.
- 33:59Speaker 1: Well, I would love a sandwich right now. I would
- 34:01Speaker 1: actually love pizza.
- 34:04Speaker 2: But anywho, Carmela hosts the girls at her house at
- 34:09Speaker 2: the ranch, which is code word for not in Orange County.
- 34:14Speaker 1: We're out of Orange County. We're at Ranchers and Things.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Three hours. Three hours. It's not that far from March County.
- 34:20Speaker 1: Vicky said she was like two hours and 45 minutes away.
- 34:23Speaker 1: Because she was probably coming from the desert. And then
- 34:26Speaker 1: Gina said she was coming from Mexico. And then Gina said,
- 34:30Speaker 1: we're a long way from home. Couldn't Vicky have put
- 34:33Speaker 1: off like, you know, whatever it was she put off?
- 34:37Speaker 2: Rancho Santa Fe is, to be perfectly honest, I do
- 34:39Speaker 2: it all the time because Slate rides horses in San
- 34:43Speaker 2: Juan Capistrano. And then she also shows right near Rancho
- 34:46Speaker 2: Santa Fe. And it takes an hour and 20 minutes.
- 34:52Speaker 1: All right. I don't know that area.
- 34:54Speaker 2: It's not major. It's like going from Orange County to
- 34:58Speaker 2: San Diego. If you hit it at the wrong time,
- 34:59Speaker 2: you're going to be in a ton of traffic and
- 35:01Speaker 2: it's going to be terrible.
- 35:03Speaker 1: But it's not like going from L.A. to San Diego. Okay. Yeah.
- 35:08Speaker 2: So, I mean, it's not that bad. But also, the
- 35:12Speaker 2: house felt kind of like empty to me. Like, did
- 35:15Speaker 2: they just move in?
- 35:18Speaker 1: Do your homework. Tell me what you're thinking so I know.
- 35:24Speaker 1: First of all, I don't know the real estate in
- 35:29Speaker 1: Rancho San Diego over there. Rancho Santa Fe. But that
- 35:34Speaker 1: shit looks like it's a hundred million dollar house. I mean....
- 35:45Speaker 2: She's apparently, according to sources, she's been renting the house
- 35:50Speaker 2: on tonight's episode since 2025. Since she thought she was
- 35:54Speaker 2: getting on the show?
- 35:55Speaker 1: Yeah. Since last year, 2025. I want to know what
- 35:59Speaker 1: the rent is.
- 36:00Speaker 2: I mean, Rancho Santa Fe is expensive. Slate loves showing
- 36:05Speaker 2: out there. And I'm like, we're staying at the Hilton
- 36:08Speaker 2: Garden Inn. We're not staying at Aubergine. which is like
- 36:12Speaker 2: where Rancho Santa Fe is.
- 36:14Speaker 1: So she rents another home in OC. She rented that
- 36:18Speaker 1: home last year. Listen, I guess she can afford it.
- 36:21Speaker 1: She doesn't look like she's hurting for anything. No.
- 36:25Speaker 2: That's some house, though. It's some house, but I didn't
- 36:28Speaker 2: really understand the placement. Like, of course my OCD can't
- 36:31Speaker 2: handle the placement of where the Pilates machine is.
- 36:35Speaker 1: Well, Gina said that's the first thing that would go
- 36:37Speaker 1: if she was showing the house. Gina, honey. God bless
- 36:40Speaker 1: if you could ever show a house like that. But
- 36:42Speaker 1: I don't think you've ever sold anything like that. Like,
- 36:45Speaker 1: I love you, Gina. I love you. I think you're funny.
- 36:49Speaker 1: You're down to earth. You're my people. You're from down here.
- 36:52Speaker 1: But you didn't get that listing. You didn't get that listing.
- 36:55Speaker 1: Don't worry. You're not going to get to move the
- 36:57Speaker 1: Pilates machine. No, you're not going to need to.
- 37:02Speaker 2: But Gina and Emily don't know how to act around
- 37:04Speaker 2: Danny since she's openly said he's cheated on her.
- 37:10Speaker 1: So I enjoyed all of this so much yet. I
- 37:13Speaker 1: thought it was so wrong to when, when your girlfriend
- 37:18Speaker 1: confides in you about something like that, right? Leave it
- 37:22Speaker 1: where she says it. Don't bring it to the relationship,
- 37:27Speaker 1: the friendship, you know, don't hold that against her or
- 37:31Speaker 1: him when you meet them. Just don't, that's like not
- 37:34Speaker 1: cool to me. That's not cool. You got to act
- 37:37Speaker 1: like you don't know nothing. Forget about it. If she
- 37:41Speaker 1: loves him, you love him. But she doesn't say she
- 37:44Speaker 1: loves him.
- 37:44Speaker 2: She said she made a comment when they were in Vegas, like, oh,
- 37:48Speaker 2: I should wear this dress so I.
- 37:50Speaker 1: Can cheat on him.
- 37:51Speaker 2: If somebody was openly saying that to me, then I
- 37:55Speaker 2: would have acted weird around the person, too. And I've
- 37:57Speaker 2: got to tell you, I didn't know he was cheating
- 38:00Speaker 2: or not cheating or any of this backstory.
- 38:02Speaker 1: And I acted weird around him. You did? Why? It
- 38:07Speaker 1: wasn't warm and fuzzy. OK, by then, by the time
- 38:11Speaker 1: you met him, we're at the party at Tamara's party. Yeah. OK,
- 38:15Speaker 1: by the time you met him. He's been. Well, he
- 38:18Speaker 1: by the time you met him, he overheard the girl
- 38:20Speaker 1: saying that they don't want to meet him because he
- 38:21Speaker 1: cheated on her. Yeah, because they were like he was
- 38:24Speaker 1: like air shot away. He probably got she probably told
- 38:29Speaker 1: him everyone hates his guts. And yeah. So by then,
- 38:33Speaker 1: by the next episode, you see him. He's walking into
- 38:37Speaker 1: something being like. you know, everyone's talking behind my back.
- 38:42Speaker 2: I mean, Emily even asks if he is nervous to
- 38:45Speaker 2: be around them. She doesn't just let it slide.
- 38:47Speaker 1: She's like, I kind of am right now. Yeah. He's like, well,
- 38:51Speaker 1: I wasn't, but I guess I may, should I be like,
- 38:54Speaker 1: he doesn't have any idea that Carmela's hosing him behind
- 38:58Speaker 1: the scenes.
- 38:58Speaker 2: Do you, that's what I'm curious about. Do you think that, okay.
- 39:02Speaker 2: You think he's walking in thinking he's just, yeah, I'm fine.
- 39:05Speaker 2: I'm the guy without any socks on that can just
- 39:07Speaker 2: stroll through the house and we're good to go.
- 39:09Speaker 1: And, Here's your drink. And he doesn't give me and
- 39:13Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about him because I'll we'll
- 39:15Speaker 1: probably see him. And I know this podcast is going
- 39:17Speaker 1: to make people hate me when no one ever hated
- 39:19Speaker 1: me before. But like, you know, you're welcome. Thank you. Like,
- 39:23Speaker 1: I don't get that like big dick energy from him.
- 39:26Speaker 1: I want to know what he does. What does he own? He.
- 39:30Speaker 1: in her house. Like to me, that kind of stuff,
- 39:34Speaker 1: like doesn't do it for me. Manly wise. No, I'm
- 39:37Speaker 1: not saying he's not manly. He seems to be very
- 39:40Speaker 1: nice to her kids, which says a lot to me.
- 39:42Speaker 1: That's very important. He wanted to go to the son's
- 39:45Speaker 1: track meet. The son felt, you know, the son, nice kids,
- 39:50Speaker 1: like nice. Let's like stress how nice these kids are.
- 39:53Speaker 1: They're amazing. The kids are funny.
- 39:54Speaker 2: And also they caught a moment where her mom, where
- 39:58Speaker 2: their mom said something like, oh, if you get me that,
- 40:01Speaker 2: I'll give you a blow job. And then she like
- 40:02Speaker 2: looks up and sees her kids like that's something that
- 40:04Speaker 2: actually would kind of happen. You would not plan on
- 40:07Speaker 2: your kids being there and you're filming something with somebody
- 40:11Speaker 2: like a bunch of girls.
- 40:12Speaker 1: And then you would look up and you're like, oh, shit.
- 40:15Speaker 1: My kids would kill me. I feel like I've probably
- 40:20Speaker 1: said something like that. Well, your kids probably didn't hear it.
- 40:25Speaker 1: They probably didn't. They'll probably hear this podcast because their
- 40:28Speaker 1: room is right here. Oh God, move it. Move it.
- 40:33Speaker 1: The daughter handled it like a lady. She was like, Ma,
- 40:37Speaker 1: she didn't degrade her mom. She didn't say anything nasty.
- 40:41Speaker 1: She didn't run away crying. They're not head cases. These
- 40:44Speaker 1: kids are good kids. And they have been parented well.
- 40:48Speaker 1: So far, that's what I have to say. And that
- 40:50Speaker 1: says a lot for her.
- 40:52Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, then they're talking about what to put on
- 40:55Speaker 2: a hot dog. Vicky gives the girls crap about.
- 40:58Speaker 1: No mustard if you're from Chicago.
- 41:00Speaker 2: Yeah, putting ketchup on their hot dogs.
- 41:03Speaker 1: I wanted to see everybody eat more than one because
- 41:05Speaker 1: one doesn't fill me. Actually, I'm so hungry right now.
- 41:09Speaker 1: I had hot dog after I watched that. I was
- 41:11Speaker 1: hands to God. And I put ketchup and mustard on it.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Please not relish, though. I think that's disgusting. If I
- 41:18Speaker 1: had it, I would have put it on. I love
- 41:22Speaker 1: hot dogs. Oh, my gosh. But Jen, I was glad
- 41:25Speaker 1: to see Jen ate a hot dog.
- 41:27Speaker 2: Jen did eat a hot dog. But then this is
- 41:30Speaker 2: something I found odd. Not only did Heather say.
- 41:34Speaker 1: Sangria.
- 41:35Speaker 2: Sangria.
- 41:36Speaker 1: Like San Diego. Sangria. is that she brought it there
- 41:42Speaker 1: for everyone. That was nice, but wait, why did they.
- 41:46Speaker 2: I'm sorry, have you ever gone to somebody's party? It's
- 41:49Speaker 2: one thing to bring a bottle of champagne and be like, here.
- 41:52Speaker 2: It's another to bring your mixology kit.
- 41:55Speaker 1: Teddy, but what's wrong? Why is everybody picking Heather's shit apart?
- 42:00Speaker 1: I think it was really a nice idea what she did.
- 42:03Speaker 2: No, if you want to bring sangria, bring it, but
- 42:06Speaker 2: this is somebody else's... supposedly party, which I'm like, how
- 42:10Speaker 2: is this a party? The only people that are here
- 42:12Speaker 2: are her kids and the people on the show.
- 42:14Speaker 1: That was not a party, by the way. Not a party. No.
- 42:19Speaker 1: Hashtag not a party. Hashtag the episode should be said,
- 42:24Speaker 1: not a party. That's the name of this episode. Not
- 42:28Speaker 1: a party.
- 42:43Speaker 2: But then Vicky leaves early because she has another event.
- 42:47Speaker 2: And this is kind of what we're seeing on Ultimate
- 42:49Speaker 2: Girls Trip as well. So just even though I don't
- 42:52Speaker 2: recap that with Dolores, it's Vicky always seems like she
- 42:57Speaker 2: has somewhere else to be.
- 42:59Speaker 1: And that's I have to be honest. I love Vicky.
- 43:02Speaker 2: I'm not interested in watching somebody that seems like they're
- 43:04Speaker 2: in a rush to get through their job.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Well, this is the thing. A lot of people should
- 43:12Speaker 1: have been asked back to different franchises. Correct. Right. You
- 43:19Speaker 1: being one of them. Oh, well, thank you. When you
- 43:23Speaker 1: get that, when you get that opportunity. No, I mean, everybody.
- 43:27Speaker 1: I was like, what did you lie about earlier? This
- 43:29Speaker 1: is your second lie of the episode. No, I didn't lie.
- 43:33Speaker 1: But like, you could have been asked back. Um, How
- 43:37Speaker 1: many seasons were you on, Teddy? Three. Three terrible seasons.
- 43:41Speaker 1: After the third, sometimes things turn around. They do. And
- 43:45Speaker 1: timing is everything. So if you were to come back now,
- 43:49Speaker 1: probably would be a lot different, right? I think I'm
- 43:52Speaker 1: a different person now.
- 43:53Speaker 2: But regardless, the fact that Vicky is- Right, it's not
- 43:56Speaker 2: about you. We're talking about Vicky. Vicky's come and gone.
- 44:00Speaker 2: And then the fact that She is, you know, they've
- 44:03Speaker 2: made this whole big effort for her to get there
- 44:05Speaker 2: and now she's rushing out.
- 44:08Speaker 1: Right. So, so that's what I'm saying. But there's something
- 44:12Speaker 1: about her that it's like, for me, again, am I
- 44:16Speaker 1: giving it too much credit? It's part of her shtick.
- 44:19Speaker 1: By the way, who cares if she leaves? She's not
- 44:23Speaker 1: really into the conversations. Right. But she's a housewife in
- 44:29Speaker 1: a sense where She falls. She's silly. She's not into
- 44:33Speaker 1: the serious.
- 44:34Speaker 2: She's talking to Shannon on the side. She's not in
- 44:36Speaker 2: with the other girls.
- 44:38Speaker 1: So if she leaves, if she comes and goes for me,
- 44:41Speaker 1: I don't care. She's not like in deep with Emily
- 44:47Speaker 1: and Gina and the drama of it all. She causes
- 44:50Speaker 1: her own drama, her own accidents, her own shit. And
- 44:54Speaker 1: then she goes, I'm okay with that. Does that make sense?
- 44:58Speaker 2: It makes sense, but I don't agree with you. You
- 45:01Speaker 2: don't have to agree.
- 45:03Speaker 1: But that's the way I'm looking at it. That's only
- 45:05Speaker 1: my point of view for it. Are you going to
- 45:12Speaker 1: take her in a serious conversation anyway? No.
- 45:15Speaker 2: No, but I probably would want to somewhat get to
- 45:20Speaker 2: know her other than what she does for work.
- 45:23Speaker 1: Maybe there's not more to it.
- 45:25Speaker 2: Maybe not, but Heather, you know, kind of yells out
- 45:29Speaker 2: in this very like dramatic way. She's like, I'm making
- 45:31Speaker 2: everybody sangria.
- 45:36Speaker 1: And they're like, it's sangria. They're like sangria. Like all
- 45:41Speaker 1: of them are like sangria.
- 45:42Speaker 2: What do you mean?
- 45:43Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? This went on too long
- 45:45Speaker 1: for me. I actually didn't, I didn't want to. I
- 45:50Speaker 1: didn't have a lot of we didn't we didn't have
- 45:52Speaker 1: a lot of time to watch this today. Yeah. Considering
- 45:56Speaker 1: I didn't fast forward through stupid shit this time. This
- 46:00Speaker 1: was the end. Finally, I was like, I we're not
- 46:03Speaker 1: going to go back and forth on how you say sangria.
- 46:06Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. And and personally, I thought it
- 46:10Speaker 1: was nice. I feel like. Do you think it was
- 46:11Speaker 1: her trying to be fancy?
- 46:13Speaker 2: I have to tell you, I went deep down a
- 46:15Speaker 2: rabbit hole on how to say sangria. And also I
- 46:18Speaker 2: have somebody here. Hey, George, can you come over here
- 46:21Speaker 2: and tell me the appropriate way to say sangria?
- 46:24Speaker 1: Who's George? Come here. Right here. Hold on.
- 46:28Speaker 2: George is just someone that hangs out.
- 46:29Speaker 1: In my room. You always have friends around you. I
- 46:31Speaker 1: have nobody. Oh, my God. I failed. OK, say sangria. Sangria. Sangria. OK.
- 46:39Speaker 1: So if we were. No one said it right. No
- 46:41Speaker 1: one said it right.
- 46:42Speaker 2: But still, it's sangria.
- 46:45Speaker 1: Yeah. Thank you, George. Yeah. Versus sangria. I don't know.
- 46:53Speaker 1: I'm not jumping on this. Not doing it. You're not.
- 46:57Speaker 1: I think it's a nice gesture. I think it was
- 46:59Speaker 1: a nice gesture. I think it was a cute idea.
- 47:02Speaker 2: You would want somebody come into your house putzing around
- 47:04Speaker 2: with all of your dishes and fucking hell.
- 47:07Speaker 1: Yes. When you come to my house, feel free to
- 47:10Speaker 1: wash my dishes, go in my drawers, borrow whatever you want,
- 47:15Speaker 1: take whatever you want.
- 47:16Speaker 2: I do say once you come in my house, like
- 47:18Speaker 2: my house is your house.
- 47:19Speaker 1: Get whatever you want.
- 47:21Speaker 2: That being said, if somebody brought out like a sticky
- 47:23Speaker 2: syrup and was like making drinks and like, clearly Carmela
- 47:27Speaker 2: doesn't drink sangria because you.
- 47:31Speaker 1: Can hear her.
- 47:33Speaker 2: You can hear her say to Danny, he made the
- 47:39Speaker 2: first vodka soda too strong.
- 47:43Speaker 1: Right. Why'd he do that? Probably because he wants her
- 47:48Speaker 1: to loosen up a little bit. Does he like to
- 47:49Speaker 1: keep her a little numb?
- 47:51Speaker 2: Well, I think, I mean, she did yell out, I'll
- 47:54Speaker 2: give you a blowjob.
- 47:57Speaker 1: Well, she's getting a little loosey-goosey. A little loosey-goosey.
- 48:00Speaker 2: Then Emily and Tamara start talking about Heather, about her
- 48:04Speaker 2: being a lot and making things revolve around her.
- 48:08Speaker 1: This isn't anything new.
- 48:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of feel like, you know, Heather says
- 48:14Speaker 2: there are people who love how much she is. And
- 48:19Speaker 2: then they confront Heather for calling them aggressive when she
- 48:22Speaker 2: was being aggressive in Vegas.
- 48:27Speaker 1: No one really bothers. She was being aggressive? They mean
- 48:30Speaker 1: when she jumped down Vicky's throat for saying that Carmelo
- 48:35Speaker 1: is a shit mom? Yeah. Okay. So I didn't find
- 48:43Speaker 1: that to be like crazy aggressively. She told someone they
- 48:49Speaker 1: were inappropriate. They told them to stand down. How is
- 48:54Speaker 1: that aggressive? How? Yeah.
- 48:56Speaker 2: I mean, I think there's probably behind the scenes some
- 48:59Speaker 2: irritation because clearly Heather is getting whatever seat has the
- 49:03Speaker 2: best lighting or whatever seat she wants.
- 49:06Speaker 1: That would get on my nerves. I don't want it
- 49:08Speaker 1: for myself. I don't care, but that would get on
- 49:10Speaker 1: my nerves.
- 49:10Speaker 2: But if I constantly noticed somebody was doing that, I
- 49:14Speaker 2: would get weirded out. And I love you with the
- 49:16Speaker 2: tissue on your face, on your nose.
- 49:18Speaker 1: I've had a summer cold like for....
- 49:21Speaker 2: But then it just kind of continues on from here.
- 49:25Speaker 2: They're teasing back Heather back and forth.
- 49:28Speaker 1: And I think it's just, I have to say, I
- 49:31Speaker 1: miss Tamara. Uh-huh. Like, She is being very nice.
- 49:40Speaker 2: She's like, you know, like, yes, there's a moment where
- 49:42Speaker 2: she like, you know, she copies the way that Heather said,
- 49:46Speaker 2: stand down.
- 49:47Speaker 1: But like, I don't think she's being malicious. No, she
- 49:50Speaker 1: was a joke. She was making a joke. Yeah, I
- 49:53Speaker 1: think she's making a joke. No, truth. I mean, listen,
- 49:56Speaker 1: we've said when Tamara's wrong. Yeah. And she was just
- 50:00Speaker 1: making a joke.
- 50:02Speaker 2: She was making a joke. And I think the same
- 50:04Speaker 2: thing with the sangria. But I do think Heather is
- 50:07Speaker 2: probably sensitive and taking this stuff to heart.
- 50:12Speaker 1: I think she's handling it pretty well because she was like, okay,
- 50:17Speaker 1: I hear you. You know, then her and Emily had
- 50:20Speaker 1: a talk and she's like, I understand what you're saying.
- 50:24Speaker 1: I hear where you're coming from. Maybe she didn't really
- 50:28Speaker 1: feel that way, but she spoke. They spoke nicely to
- 50:32Speaker 1: each other. They came to a conclusion that, They had
- 50:35Speaker 1: an adult conversation.
- 50:37Speaker 2: But what was the conclusion? That we're just fine with it?
- 50:42Speaker 1: In conclusion, she was going to take notice and work
- 50:45Speaker 1: on that. Yeah. Okay.
- 50:48Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I guess that makes sense. But also,
- 50:50Speaker 2: I kind of like don't want her to work on it.
- 50:53Speaker 1: I don't want her to work on it because then what?
- 50:56Speaker 1: Then what are we going to watch? Vicky?
- 51:01Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to watch Vicky bump into things and
- 51:03Speaker 2: fall down.
- 51:04Speaker 1: We'll just have to hope the old Tamara comes back.
- 51:06Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, because these girls, it's just not.
- 51:11Speaker 1: It's not cutting it. But I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it, too.
- 51:17Speaker 1: I really liked it. When they were talking shit about Danny,
- 51:21Speaker 1: I thought it was so funny.
- 51:23Speaker 2: I thought it was funny, too, because I, in my head,
- 51:26Speaker 2: was talking shit about Danny.
- 51:28Speaker 1: Yeah, like, I thought it was hysterical. He was right there. Um.
- 51:34Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think the good news is the
- 51:36Speaker 2: girls are getting along so they can all be together.
- 51:40Speaker 2: I think we have a good show ahead of us.
- 51:42Speaker 2: I'm wondering why Carmella isn't on the trip. I'm wondering
- 51:47Speaker 2: if that's actually true or if that's just editing.
- 51:50Speaker 1: So we got to find out if I'm really can't
- 51:52Speaker 1: wait to see if she's on the trip. And I
- 51:53Speaker 1: want to know why, if she isn't. That's what I'm wondering.
- 51:56Speaker 2: I'm wondering if I have to do a journey. I
- 51:58Speaker 2: think it's because of journey, not the medical issues, but
- 52:01Speaker 2: I think also.
- 52:03Speaker 1: If she still has to work, well, what, what about
- 52:06Speaker 1: the anxiety? That'll keep you home. She has a lot
- 52:08Speaker 1: of flying anxiety and she also has, well, that's like
- 52:12Speaker 1: a 18 hour trip. Yeah, I know. So that's like
- 52:15Speaker 1: a major thing. It's just not for her. And to
- 52:19Speaker 1: go with people you don't trust, who've been calling you trashy.
- 52:23Speaker 1: And the other thing is, she's like, listen, someone, if
- 52:28Speaker 1: they want to cheat on you, they're going to cheat
- 52:30Speaker 1: on you. It doesn't matter where you are. So I
- 52:31Speaker 1: don't think Dani kept her home.
- 52:33Speaker 2: No, but I mean more like Dani having to run
- 52:37Speaker 2: her home gave her anxiety. Because I think her kids
- 52:41Speaker 2: aren't the age where they're totally running their home by themselves.
- 52:45Speaker 1: No, they're not, but... If he's living in her home.
- 52:49Speaker 1: But do we know if he was living in her
- 52:50Speaker 1: home at that time? We don't know. She's been talking
- 52:54Speaker 1: a lot about him cheating. Anything could happen. All right.
- 52:59Speaker 1: But I really like if you take somebody back, then
- 53:02Speaker 1: you got to drop it. I don't think she's going
- 53:04Speaker 1: to drop it. Well, then that then that relationship is done. Well,
- 53:09Speaker 1: we'll see. I remember my mother told me one time,
- 53:12Speaker 1: don't remind him of who he cheated on you with
- 53:15Speaker 1: if you keep bringing it up. Yeah.
- 53:18Speaker 2: I mean, that's what exactly my point. I don't think
- 53:22Speaker 2: for a multitude of reasons, she probably felt comfortable.
- 53:27Speaker 1: The other thing is if you take somebody back after
- 53:30Speaker 1: they cheated and nothing happens for a long time, then
- 53:34Speaker 1: it should kind of go away. You don't want to
- 53:36Speaker 1: live like that forever. Well, I did. Well, that's no
- 53:40Speaker 1: way to live. Did you go through his phone all
- 53:42Speaker 1: the time? Yep. I would ask to see the phone. Well, you,
- 53:47Speaker 1: You can't ask to see it. You just have to
- 53:49Speaker 1: go through it. Yeah.
- 53:51Speaker 2: But thanks, you guys, for tuning in for another episode
- 53:53Speaker 2: of Two Teas in a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp,
- 53:56Speaker 2: and Dolores.
- 53:57Speaker 1: That was so much fun. Bye, babe. Thank you. Bye.