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Below Deck Med and Love Island USA Eps 18 & 19 · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Darling, Drama Darling, Drama Darling. Hello, everybody, Welcome back
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to Drama Darling. It's Tuesday. We are we're, you know, a
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quarter of the way into this holiday week because or maybe let's say half,
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because the fourth of July is in two days. And to kick off just
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the celebration with me today, I've got Emily Deesis and Deanna Chang with me.
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Ladies, ladies, Hello, ladies. He funky, funky. We
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are hot off of a debate about hats. But before we get into that,
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I just want to give you an update on what's happening today on the
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show. We're gonna be covering Love Island, and we're going to be covering
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Below Deck Med. We're going to have our dinner before the dessert, so
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you can bet your bottom dollar that we're going to be doing Below Deck Med
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first and then Love Island. We just couldn't wait, you guys. We're
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here to do it, and I'm so excited that I've got two bombshells with
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me to discuss it because they're hot and their tikes are always hot. I
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was discussing real quick that I'm going to be taking a bit of a girl's
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trip with my high school gals at the end of July to Jackson holl Wyoming.
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One of them lives there. So I found out that there's a Kimo
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Sabi there as you all know Keimo Sami and where I get all my hat
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because there's one in Aspen, and so I like texted my friends. I
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was like, Hey, can we go to Kimo Sabi? And the one
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who lives there was like, what is that? And yeah, the look
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on Diana and Emily's face they just like a pitophle response, how pitiful?
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Like how and truly, you know, I don't know. I have no
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answers for her except that she doesn't watch Housewives. She obviously doesn't go downtown
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Jackson Hole very often. She said, Oh, it doesn't know what tomorrow
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is. Probably tomorrow, shouldn't the countdown? Oh anniversary, let's give it
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its space, Emily go ahead, Yeah, yeah, you have the floor.
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July third, has I've been mentioning throughout the weeks leading up to tomorrow
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is the anniversary of the face Reality sixteen drop about Kyle and mo are they
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still together? And yeah? Yeah one year tomorrow? Wow? Wow,
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and here we are. You know, he's out. They're living their separate
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lives, but they are full parenting beautifully. As we discussed the other day,
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they're out celebrating Mauricio's birthday. Yes, but please back to Wyoming.
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I did not mean to. It's just front. It's all about It's all
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about it. I think I didn't take on. Amy said, we're halfway
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through the you know, holiday weekend. That's what we were talking about.
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Yes, so we were we were talking about that. Yeah. Yeah,
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So anyway, I my friend does know what Kimo Sabi is now. She
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looked it up and she was like, oh, that must be new.
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I mean, I don't know, you guys, I'm not sure about it,
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but yeah, yea. I was also like, oh, my gosh,
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wouldn't that be so cool if I was like, this is kind of
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like a fiftieth because we're all turning fifty this year, and it's like,
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what if I go to Kimo Sabi and like get myself a hat for my
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fiftieth you know, you know. So I looked it up. I knew
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they were expensive, guys, I mean I knew they were, but then
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I looked it up. I mean, I mean, you have to just
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buy the hat at like nine hundred dollars and then whatever the add ons are,
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like, you know, it's insane. Yeah, if you want to
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get it branded or all that stuff, forget it, and I want I
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would want all that. Yeah, well, if you're going to get it,
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you want to run on the show, right, So I don't don't
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start for me. I'll just take the hat. Oh you would just take
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the hat? I mean, I can't. Like we're talking, what's the
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how much is the show? Deanna? Well I don't what's the add on?
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I don't They didn't like on their website. They as far as I
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could tell, I fell asleep, you know, and discussed after that,
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but I don't know. I list it. Yeah, mid Google powered down
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just out like a light after seeing those prices. But I didn't see the
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add on prices. But then oh wait, I didn't fall asleep right after
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that. You know what I did. I high tailed it right out of
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that website into Santa Clarita Western Where because like I literally live in an old
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town west, like yes you do me use you've seen it. Theme is
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like old western town where. Yeah, it's like through Western Walk of Fame
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here. Yeah wow, I mean because it was started by like Santa Clarita
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basically began from an old Western star. I don't remember his first name,
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but his last name is Heart. And he moved up here and just like
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did all this stuff, and he kind of began this town in a way.
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We just got baby just popped in. Oh my gosh, dumped in.
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Oh are you a little sweetie? Can you say hi? Hi?
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I say the sun will come out. Nope, she's not gonna do it.
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Emily and Deanna, Hi, Hey your show. Well I loved your
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show. You were unbelievable as Molly. Oh my gosh, Molly's the best,
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the best, my fair I mean besides you know obviously Annie, but
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Molly like Molly, and she was very excellent. That's cool. I'm sorry
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to have missed it. She's made her own like it's called the unconventional challenge
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here this morning, she's taken a couple of my scarves and turned them into
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cool double a bougie kids piece. Yeah, yeah, I love it.
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Work they said, work it, Okay, I get out. How cute
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that is? By thanks, I'm good anyway, I popped out. Oh
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bye, I popped over to like yeah, Western, it's all about like
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the Western thing here. And that being said, I'm gonna high tail it
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over to a local place and get myself a hat and I'm going to bring
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it with me and you know, maybe a cowboy boot. We'll see.
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Cute. It's the time. I mean, this is the moment if you're
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going to get that vibe going because of Robin Boots Island. I'm sorry,
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Dan is upset. Okay, it's processing. I'm like, have I gotten
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down to those boots carry? Oh yeah, remember when he was moving and
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he carried me. But I think I think that's what what is like keeps
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coming in and then it hasn't really faded back out. Is the white boot
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like it's been And then I've seen in La the white mid leg cowboy boot
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with shorts a lot. I've been seeing that midleg intense. Do you mean
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midleg like almost up to me? I'm sorry mid, I should say mid
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mid ca Sorry. But also you guys the high boot to the thigh high
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band. Yeah, that's another area. That's it different? Oh yeah,
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that's a different. Yeah, that's different headspace. Head space, Well,
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I like the ones that are up to almost up to the knee. You
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know what I'm saying. Those are so chic. And I follow a Cowboy
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book boot company. I think it's like, oh god, what is it
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called Tiva TiVo Tahoe whatever on Instagram. It's not a hashtag ad, and
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like they've got these really cool boots and they're really trendy and all this stuff,
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and they're too expensive. But I I wrote to them being like,
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do you want to do a collab? And yeah, bitch, and and
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then I was supposed to. I'm like, They're like, oh, yeah,
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send you know, fill us out. And then I never did.
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But if I had, maybe I'd be in a better position now to have
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boots on my way to Jackson, Wyoming any way, Jackson home. Yeah.
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But Emily said something very controversial and that left us all stumped, which
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was that she didn't like it. She doesn't want any part of it,
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and she hates the nine hundred dollar hat that I don't want any I want
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no pot of it, I want no part of it. That was,
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Yeah, I think that nine hundred dollars is just a little bit out of
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like what I can I will spend nine hundred dollars on some kind of hiking
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gear or a survivalist toilet. It kind of thing, you know, like
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a in I prepper kit. But I can't do nine hundred dollars on a
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designer cowboy hat. I'll do nine hundy on a ton of other things,
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but no, no, ma'am. But I'm saying I'm not opposed to being
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like I maybe never use this thing, but I'll spend nine hundred dollars on
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it. Like I can see that in my head, being like, I
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don't know if you were what if you were like really rich like Kyle,
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Because if I was really rich like Kyle, I'd be like, no problem,
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give me four. It's still just not my vibe. Oh okay,
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I would give me the chemo sabi. Like seeing Kyle and Moe in their
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hats for me feels like rich people who don't know what to do with their
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money and got bamboozled into thinking this is the cool thing. That's It's like
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it always reads as silly to me when they're oh and I hope, but
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because they're both happy to be in them, you know, I love,
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I love, I know, I hear what you're saying. I also just
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love the just embracing it. And the other thing is like they do live
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there they're immersed in the culture of like being in the mountains and like cowboy
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boots and stuff. So it's like, if you're going to be rich and
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live there, you might as well embrace the atmosphere. It's kind of like
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that's what makes it gives it that vibe. If you go there and you
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see all these people in like furs, foe hopefully, and then you know
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they're cowboy hats and they're where I like it. But I do see exactly
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what you're saying, which is like, if you really were to take a
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realistic step back, you're like, quit clowning around. Yeah, and I
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want people to be paid really well for their skill. So if these are
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amazing hats and these oh well they are making the hats are getting paid very
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well, then Okay, that's awesome. So that's why I was asking to
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be with that reddy saying, I don't want them to make night. I
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want them to I want someone to buy the hat. I just know that
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it's not my vibe. I don't know when it will be my vibe.
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I can't imagine it being vibe. So what you're saying is, but I'm
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glad it exists and I'm going to correct myself too. And it's like,
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if I could dial down the level of excitement that Kyle has for slapping people
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over to Chemo Sabi, just it's just about four notches I could get there.
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But if there's something about I'm a sucker, I love, there's something
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there's just it's just they're too excited for these hats and I'm like, these
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people are pulling one over on you with the lighting them on fire somehow like
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where I don't know it just Upper has no hats. Ahy. It feels
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too much for me. And by the way, there's I will say,
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for the record, there is nothing that I'm spending nine hundred dollars on that
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I'm not using. I will put that absolutely for sure. Yeah, I
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would be wearing it. Here's what I would do. Not this necklace because
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this was gifted to me by my amazing friend who designs the jewelry Barrett Ford
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Jewelry. But uh, like a diamond necklace, you know what I mean.
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I'm gonna wear it every single day, diamond ear diamond stud ear rings
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every single dad damn day. Prove it it. I can't. They don't
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have a budget right now. Like when I say nine hundred, because I
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have spent money on like crazy like solar panels. Uh, Like I've spent
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nine on survival gear that I still haven't had the opportunity to use. But
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I'm waiting for the big one, baby. And yeah, I think that's
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a good investment. I mean, I love that. I think you're smart.
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I think you're savvy. I think you have a VIP card at what's
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the camping place you go to? A I think that they you are so
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I mean, by the way, I want to mention when I'm on the
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website now, I want you to know that these hats are like made with
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it says like beaver hat. You know that's one of them. You know
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they're made with very And I don't know what that means. Sorry, that's
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not as saying it's probably not a beaver I don't. I guess want a
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beaver hat. By the way, like what else I don't either, thank
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you? A rabbit hat. See, I don't know if that's the style
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or what it's made of, but AnyWho, I think it's what it's made
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of, a wild West charcoal rabbit hat. These ones are four ninety five,
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so that's on the lower end. Okay, oh for us pores,
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Yeah, the beaver hats. You guys are going to get a beaver on
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your head anytime soon, either eight ninety five or will you I don't know.
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I am very excited. My best way to experience Chemo Sabby is through
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you, Like that's the only way I want to enjoy it. So I
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wish we could do it together like in Aspen, the three of us and
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just I'm a sucker. I'm loving every second of it, and I'm like
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bringing you guys along, like this is the greatest thing in the world,
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and both of you, like Emily major chip on her shoulder, Dana's like,
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I'll go with it. I'll work with this. Diana waits out,
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I'm sorry, Emily waits outside, and it's like, just tell me when
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you're done, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be at
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Starbucks, not supporting local business, not supporting Oh my god, I'm back.
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So yeah, can I say something about below Deck because I said something
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the last episode into shout out to Darling gen Hooks, who I read it
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on Reddit. I don't know when about the theory of like was below deck
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scrambling because of the below sailing at sailings. Yeah, and then I saw
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that, uh in the chat, Jen had been saying this, so I
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wonder she also posted it on Reddit. I know what her baby daughter now
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is holding a cat behind me. Sorry, it's summertime, you know,
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she's not at school, she's here. But anyway, I'm just going to
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freak. You write that I didn't, or maybe Jen posted it on Reddit
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as well, but I'm giving Jen all the credit. Jen. I saw
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that too, and I'm so glad that you brought that up because the Maddy
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puts Chilly down when she mews Petter to make sure she knows that you that
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was the cat, and then that was baby daughter. Maddie said, ol
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okay, are you okay? Maddie? Hey? All right? So when
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I saw that, I was like, this is totally Emily's theory because you
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were just flying solo thinking I putting two and two together last week, and
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Deanna, if you were call, oh my god, what is it?
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I was quoting something I just couldn't remember wherever was, but I remembered that
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I was like, oh, I was on that Bravo Reddit thread and I
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remember that like the next day, and then I thought, oh, this
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is so so similar to this gen thing. I wonder if she posted it
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on the Reddit thread I saw, probably because Gary from Below Deck Sailing Yacht
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was accused of essay on the more recent version that they were filming, and
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so then they stopped filming all together and scraped the season. And so the
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word on the street is, or the rumors allegedly all of this is a
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legend, is that you know, below Deck men had to really pick up
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cameras quickly and start shooting. We don't know if that's necessarily true, but
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it kind of makes sense as to why maybe things are the way they are,
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perhaps so wow and with provisions by the way, and having a chef
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that was self trained, yeah yeah, and a leaky roof in the bedroom
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and you know all that stuff. Anyway, So I'm happy to hear like
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Gary has been so ski VOTs for so long that you know, I mean
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truly yeah, I agree, so Ian, really, you know, they're
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there, they do their crew night out, and now they're back in the
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boat and they're like in the hot tub and Ian's talking about toes and feet,
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which gets a little you know, interesting, but one of the things
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even But on their way home, when Asha was asking about if like el
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Ellie was like vaginally like whatever, I couldn't. I was like, Asha,
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you're the one that's supposed to know the boundaries, Like what are you
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doing? I'm glad you said that, because I honestly was like I don't
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even know if I want to point this out or talk about this because I
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was so taken aback and I was really liked, too far, it's too
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crossing a boundary and you're the chiefs du do you know what we're talking about,
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Deanna? Yes, yeah, in the shuttles. Yeah, Because I
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was like i'd be if it was like Bree or whatever, but it I
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was like, whoa worried about something? Guys? What what? And then
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he takes her top. Yeah, okay, baby daughter is now puppeting.
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She's puppet master behind Amy with the cat head. There's a cat puppet behind
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me. We gave those out of her birth has become unhinged. Bratt is
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unavailable to watch her right now a more minutes. It's important. This is
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like why you need to upgrade to Matreon to get a gloat here right,
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baby daughter? Okay, anyway, love you honey. Now this part that
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I need to talk about it adults only, can I get Can I get
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a handle on this episode? Did the chefs say I have to get this
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pussy popping? Yes, yes you did. I meant, I meant great,
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quoted that. I love that you quoted that. Wait, okay,
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okay, great, I'm here. I'm here now anyway. I so there
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was this weird line in the Van Deanna from Asia and it was just so
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fast. But I just thought, like I could see if Free was saying
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that to one of her co workers or coworker, like on the same level,
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still would be weird, but it's below deck. But for Asha,
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who is our person that has always been great about boundaries, I was like,
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oh, there's a couple times this episode I was like, okay,
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Asia, yeah, too far the weeds a little bit right now emotionally like
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I was cutting her some. I think with this like dead weight, I
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think she's stressed right now. That's what I'm feeling off of her is that.
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Oh okay, I think she's so not I think she's so not stressed
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that that's why she feels so comfortable. She just let that roll out of
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her mouth without any care in the world. But I like that you have
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her back, and I do love her. I love her too. But
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yeah, it was really you know, I just felt like, like you
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said, lines were crossed, you know, and that we don't need want
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and we'll have to say it. I'm gonna be I forget. But it
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was basically like Ellie was saying. Ellie got in the van and she and
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Joe had been flirting, and then I think Asia is like, is your
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is your vagina soaking wet or something? You can you get it to that
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point? Yeah, yeah, or something something along those lines that I was
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just like, yeah, very likely. And then she repeated it in a
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different way that I was like, Okay, this is okay, too much,
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too much, that's a little too much. And then with Ian and
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the hot tub talking about feet and and and he did have a point.
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It's just a conversation that I don't necessarily want it, you know, really
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get into. But it was like have you have But He's like, if
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you ever noticed people with pinky toes, you know, they barely have a
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nail. And then some people live like a giant nail and it's like,
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I mean, it's actually a good point. I have the tiniest little sliver
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of a toenail, and so it's just wild that he is so fascinated by
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this, and I just thought interesting. And then he was like, and
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if your feet are dry, you know, put some cream on it.
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It's like, wow, thanks genius. I think Ian's just like he loves
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to talk about boring shit all the time just so he can be the focus,
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like he has to keep. It's not that he over talks, but
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he, like I think, really prides himself on being like I'm going to
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say the most wild thing right now, that's really boring, and it'll command
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attention and people will have to pay attention and deal with this. Yeah,
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okay, let's get to the main topic at hand. Ellie versus breathe.
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Oh she's tickling my feet. Oh boy, okay, Ellie versus bri So,
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I mean, do you think that, like this whole thing is wild
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to me? I am fully out on Ellie. I just think that she
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is on some kind of trip right now. What do you guys think she's
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pretending she's not? Yeah, Ellie is a character that is what I think.
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I think she is such a wild mix of things in one human being,
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and I'm finding her to be kind of a fascinating person to watch,
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even though very she's a man. I mean, you know, Brie is
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also as someone who in a workplace environment like that, Brie would drive me
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up a wall with her lack of experience, her uselessness. So to have
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that and add on it that she's now now hooking up with the guy that
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I wanted to talk to, that's tough. That's a tough double hitter.
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Did Ellie make it clear that she was interested in him? Because from what
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I understand is they both kind of came to a point where they were talking
28:17
about him, and they both kind of separated from it, like, oh,
28:21
I'm fine, I'm not really that into it, you know, whoever's
28:25
whatever. You know, they both didn't make it abundantly clear, whereas Ellie
28:29
says, I thought I made it abundantly clear that I was interested in Joe,
28:33
and you just decided to just do your own thing. And I've taken
28:36
it upon myself to train you. And if you hadn't had my training,
28:40
you'd be in a very different situation right now. And after all of that,
28:45
you give zero fs about me breaking girl code. I would never ruin
28:48
my friendship with over you over a random guy. It's a snake move.
28:53
Well, I think initially yes, in the laundry Ellie, I thought it
28:57
was vague, but then I thought, well, but I'd give it to
29:00
Ellie. But then on the van right after a crew night, it was
29:04
really clear. It was Ellie really well yeah, because she was like,
29:10
I'm really into Joe and she said it out loud in front of her.
29:14
She said, yeah, she's said something. Yeah, she was like,
29:18
I have a great time, you know, like, and I think Brie
29:22
was behind her great reenact. Okay, can you do that again. I
29:29
don't even know what I said really into Joe, but the thank you,
29:33
Jen Fessler, that's thank you for saying my impression is amazing. But uh
29:37
yeah, I thought, okay, well this is clear now. And then
29:41
it was just like, I don't even fault Brie. I think she's just
29:45
like this wild pixie. That was like, okay, well for those five
29:48
minutes, that's what Ellie was feeling, but it's a new five minutes,
29:52
so I'm right right, right, Yeah, I don't fault. Uh Brie
29:59
at all. But I do think I someone like Ellie who is tripping out
30:03
like she's she's telling Brie that her job is to be in service to her,
30:12
which is not the case. That is actually not her job, like
30:18
she's above her. But Bree's job is not to be in service to Ellie,
30:22
you know what I mean. Like that's also Ellie lost every ounce of
30:27
credibility with me by the end of the episode because of that fucking twenty minute
30:33
costume change or being twenty minutes late to come up in that fuck Yeah.
30:41
Well yeah, it was just like what she takes her costumes very seriously,
30:45
very seriously. It is the wildest character trait, Like what yeah, right,
30:52
only fans. I don't know, Like, no, she does now
30:56
she does? Yeah, I think she did then because she said she said
31:02
she said in the episode, we can't the charter guests can't like wait for
31:06
you, like your ten minutes or something. This is like for your only
31:11
fans picture or something like that. Ashia said it in her interview. Oh
31:15
my god, I thought she was kind of making a joke. I didn't
31:18
know that she actually had like an only fans that. Yes, I don't
31:22
know if she had an only fans before this, or she created it after
31:26
it. I'm gonna guess it was before if Asia made that joke right on,
31:33
because why else would she be packing all these costumes. Yeah, she's
31:37
posting pictures. Oh my god, it's so funny. H it is really
31:41
wild stuff. She looked great, but then falling over those little light fixtures
31:48
I guess they were on the ground or whatever those little things were. That
31:52
was so perfect because it was like a karma, Meana karma that immediate car
32:02
Asia, you know, the next morning or yeah, at some point the
32:07
next morning, doesn't matter what order we're going in, goes to the hospital
32:10
and is like, I have a piece of glass in my thumb. I've
32:15
been in and I mean the fact that she's like usually when I have a
32:21
red line going down my hand, that means an infection is starting. I'm
32:25
like, oh my god, just unbelievable. This tough told yet it's getting
32:31
hold. Oh yes, so your thumb is dangling from your hand? Asia,
33:00
Are you okay? Asia? There's one point in this episode where Sandy
33:06
was talking to the charter guests and it just looked like she was going like
33:09
bottom bottom, like get to the point like the bottom of the scene,
33:13
let's go, And it was when the guest was talking about cancer and Sandy's
33:16
like yeah, yeah, ah, yeah yeah. But then her interview was
33:22
nice and yeah, compassionate. But in that moment, I'm like, Sandy's
33:25
in a hurry. Well, she gotta she has to rehearse those those vows.
33:30
I'm sorry, not vows her. You know what you m call it,
33:35
what efficient she has to her efficient duties. She gets really nervous about
33:39
that. Well, I don't think she really rehearsed too much when she's reading
33:44
it off this hurry of an iPhone. Yeah, I know she always does.
33:46
That drives me crazy. Yeah, she definitely was moving Asia. Like
33:51
the way she received that glass was so funny. She was like, okay,
33:57
so we will because she cannot Asia, We'll do it right now.
34:01
We'll go get you a car and you'll be back. You have to go
34:04
get that fix like it was, so you're putting on top on it.
34:13
Meanwhile, she's like, Norma, give me another chef, any chef,
34:15
two chefs, three chefs, what do you have? Give me the sweetish
34:19
chef. I don't care at least like the lunch that the steaks were dry
34:24
or like some of them were. The consistency is so off. It's so
34:29
bad. But I did. Going back to Ellie and Bree, I love
34:32
that in laundry, Ellie was like this rotting fruit that needs to be cleaned
34:37
out. And then she was like, oh, that's not a play I'll
34:39
do for me right now. I don't know what accents I'm doing, by
34:43
the way, I have no clue. And then she's like, a she
34:45
told me to stay in the laundry. That's what I'm going to do,
34:49
and Ellie's like, and then Sandy, okay. So then Jonah is,
35:00
oh, your friend did the citrus, which I died about because she's like,
35:05
he's so shady. He's like your friend the citrus, you know.
35:08
And then and then Sandy overhears Brie say to Jonah, I'm going to be
35:14
passively aggressively spicy, and she's like, oh god, here aggressively yeah,
35:21
And then Bri actually does a pretty good job at literally explained it. Yeah.
35:28
I mean, I'm sorry you didn't understand what she meant. What Captain
35:30
Sandy meant was what the fuck are you talking like that? Like, why
35:35
do you think you can say that? She's not actually asking you what does
35:37
that mean? So funny, and then it turns into a pep talk because
35:43
then she's like, well, I'm upset, and she's crying because this of
35:45
necessary drama. And then she says, I know not everyone is gonna like
35:49
me, and Sandy's like, oh, you're so likable, come on,
35:53
put that up. And we just completely lost all like logic of the situation.
36:00
And then Breeze like, I'll talk to Asha, and then she goes
36:04
in and then she tells Asha, I'll go talk to Ellie myself. Meanwhile,
36:08
doesn't tell Asha anything about the Joe thing and what she said about Joe
36:12
to her when uh Ellie confronted her. Bree didn't tell Asha anything about how
36:19
she was mad at her about the Joe thing. So Asha just thinks that
36:22
she's being like, you know, going on a power trip for whatever,
36:29
for no reason at all, but fine print thing, which was I don't
36:36
know if it was right then, but it was like if you can't handle
36:38
hooking up with if you you know, can't handle hooking up with somebody in
36:45
the crew emotional, well you know what I'm what I'm saying, like she
36:50
did, so I feel like she was like connecting the dots on it even
36:53
okay spelled out god, but she knew, she knew, she got the
36:58
gossip. She had had it, had the information. But wait, why
37:06
is Sandy? I feel like, beyond any other captain we've seen Sandy,
37:12
what she is gonna do is creep around a corner. Oh yeah, and
37:16
ear hustle ham shit. Like it is so creepy. I'm like Sandy,
37:23
she will always be. It's like baby daughter popping up behind me. It's
37:30
like, oh, Captain Sandy, it's amazing. Ellie thinks that Bree is
37:37
playing the victim. Do you think she is? No? I think Bree's
37:43
just Brie and and picking up on how weird Ellie is making it. And
37:46
Ellie is making it weird even though like she's telling everybody that she's not.
37:52
It's like, yeah, but I also don't have a good gauge on how
37:58
much Bree has improved. So maybe maybe she hasn't really improved that much and
38:05
they're not really showing that. But Ellie is really actually frustrated about that,
38:09
Like I'm not totally sure. Another episode, Yeah, I'd like to know
38:15
how she's improved. It sounds like She's improved so much and that's because of
38:19
Ellie's training, and so that's why she told us that very clear about that.
38:24
We have learned that from Ellie. Ellie really handed it to us.
38:30
What was that like seeing Trishelle again from Traders? I know? And Challenge?
38:36
What was her MTV show Challengers, Challengers, the Challengers the Challenge?
38:42
I think. I don't know. I never wanted the challenge. I don't
38:46
know what the show was or was it amazing or like the Surreal race she
38:55
was on with CT Yeah, and he was on that. Gosh, Darling.
39:00
Nobody knows that. It was great to see her. It was fine.
39:04
I love it. I don't know who those people were, why she
39:07
was with them, but that's that. I'll tell you. I wasn't there
39:09
with her, is MJ. MJ was not on this charge damn with her?
39:16
Well, the vow renewal was great. It's it's very cute that they
39:21
keep doing that and that they appreciate life because she's had breast cancer the guest
39:25
twice, and Sandy had kidney cancer. So always nice to get these touchdowns
39:30
of reality and you really feel for these people and I love that they're celebrating
39:36
life. It seems like a nice group of folks. Yeah, and I
39:40
I'd love to just take a paddle board and just get away from the ship
39:45
and get lost at sea and head on over to Love Island. And yes,
39:51
yeah, hey, now right now, I'm getting ready right now,
40:00
just revealed with a wardrobe change. She is wearing overalls just like shirt no
40:07
shirte Hello, looking hot to trot. Now do you have like a band
40:15
under there? Like what you got underneath? We're not We're not going to
40:19
get lower than these hooks, foul girl. Yeahs on denim? You did
40:30
not? Is that really a thing? Yeah? Wait, I didn't mean
40:37
that. Is that really You said D and D and I was like,
40:39
he's in the Dungeons and Dragons. That's kind of cool. And then I
40:44
thought it was denim on dena, which is until he said dick on den
40:47
you know, yeah, yeah that I had never heard that before, but
40:52
I like it. And this this portion of the podcast is brought to you
40:59
by Drama do Arling only fans. Yeah we got dar Yes, babe,
41:08
I love it. Did you have those overalls? Yeah? I didn't buy
41:13
these because of Rob not like you and your snake skin boots. I'm gonna
41:19
get some them up here, and Scar, you put on a Southern accent,
41:24
rob when you're talking about your Santa Clarita Boots. Oh fuck me.
41:30
All right, So we left off. The last episode we recapped was episode
41:35
fifteen, so we have sixteen, not seventeen because that was a Saturday Night
41:40
Worthless recap. We have episode eighteen and episode nineteen, so that's what we
41:47
kind of talked about Monday. We talked about sixteen on Monday, right,
41:54
So we have eighteen and nineteen. Oh, I don't remember talking. We
41:59
talked to sixteen, but nothing much happened, except I do want to point
42:04
out that during that Yeah, I think you're right. I think we did
42:06
do that because we didn't talk about flex appeal that game. And I wanted
42:09
to say that when the guys were doing that stuff where they had to like
42:15
show up, you know, and they had to come down the pole and
42:16
then drink that shake and then jump in the yeah, yeah right, Aaron
42:21
dove in to that old My god, Yes, we didn't talk about that.
42:25
That scared the shit out of me. I don't understand how a million
42:30
percent. I don't know how he has why how and how he's okay,
42:38
And he said they told me I couldn't dive, so I did it.
42:42
And I was like, oh my god, oh my god, he gos
42:47
just that is not that I I know that we don't have any darlings listening.
42:51
He would that be that foolish? But please pass the window to never
42:57
dive. I mean, just any I mean shitting themselves. I'm surprised they
43:02
even showed it. I am too. I am too. Yeah, even
43:07
if he was like such a narrow space too, So even if he was
43:12
like, it's not even like a shallow dive opportunity, it was fucking crazy
43:17
and I didn't understand it. No, he must have flipped and you know,
43:22
hit the back his back on the ground, you know what I mean,
43:25
that's what he had to have just done a kind of a at the
43:30
end there. I just don't know, Like that's where I'm like, did
43:34
we go into another warp like zone where some magic saved him from having this
43:40
colossal catastrophe death I do on television? Yeah that was insane. Yeah,
43:47
any who, Okay, so we do a recoupling on that episode and we
43:54
have Serena and Cordel Kayler and Aaron Cassidy and Rob, Nicole and Kendall,
44:02
and then Live has to make her decision and she's crying and everyone's crying,
44:07
and there's so much crying, and she chooses Nigel. Connor goes home,
44:14
Janna is with Kenny, and Leah chooses I'm sorry because when you look at
44:21
it, it looks like every time, and then Leah chooses Miguel and so
44:29
they're together. But now we're in episode eighteen and we find out that Rob
44:35
and Connor and Aaron are planning a trip to Vietnam on motorcycles and not Kendall,
44:43
Kendall, just those three guys. And he's with Cassidy and he's like,
44:49
you want to come or we'll see what happens. I'm like, what
44:52
are you doing? When they were having this conversation, he looks so much
44:55
like that Homer Simpson meme that fades into the bushes and comes back like just
45:01
away, yeah, yeah, because he kept leaning back in and then he
45:07
was that thing he'd like who it was like I hate you, I hate
45:10
you. Yeah, here's here's the thing though, with him, is like
45:15
I hate him. Yes, I'll put that over to the side. Okay.
45:20
He also like Leah's the only one who has a personality that he can
45:24
connect with from the females, and that's like the truths. But he puts
45:29
all these girls through tests, but they are literally not for him, Like
45:35
he needs that personality that's a little off and quirky and funny. And as
45:40
much as I resent the way he treats these women, I also know they
45:47
are so not for him, like Leah's for him. So it's like I
45:52
resent it, and I also and I hate that he does it, but
45:58
I also think, yeah, he can't do it, you know what I
46:04
mean. He can't just have a hot girl like it has to he has
46:07
to have that thing. Well, I don't think I think he was into
46:09
Andrea though, but you I remember what he did. It would have fizzled
46:15
out. It would have fizzled. That was the most he could have.
46:21
Yeah, I think that was about to Fizzley. What about what about Liz?
46:27
We'll see live, Yeah, we'll see. I'm curious. I actually
46:34
thought right before he said something, I thought I wonder about I had that
46:38
thought. So, I mean, if you're saying it has to be all
46:43
about the personality, I don't know how it would work with Live well,
46:47
she'll push back, but he also has already shown that he can control her.
46:52
I think he likes Live only because she played the game the way he
46:58
wanted it played against Leah, and he's like, all right, I can
47:00
manipulate this one, even though she's tough. Like I think that that is
47:05
that's when he like flipped a switch. Is how hard Live had his back
47:09
in that Leah scenario. And you're saying he liked that because he was able
47:15
to manipulate Live, Yeah, I think so. I think he could see
47:19
like she's tough and like she'll fight my battle. Yeah, he doesn't like.
47:23
The thing he likes about her is that, Yeah, it's like he
47:27
she has his back, yeah, and is fierce about it. I like
47:34
Live more now after these several episodes. I do think when Rob is like
47:38
you've changed, I do think that she has like opened up a lot more.
47:43
And I don't want to say like maybe not opened up, but I
47:45
do think I see your personality more. I think she's she's just such a
47:49
slow burn and that just happens with some people, and that's just really tough
47:52
when it's on a type of show like this, because yeah, just if
47:55
you can't connect with them. They're just like it feels like a way time.
48:00
But she's still like, like to Nigel, she was awful, Like
48:05
she's still like very cold and distant to new people. So I guess,
48:08
yeah, to your point, she warms up, but it's still you still
48:12
start it. She warms up to the women, but she just hasn't found
48:15
any guy that I think that she likes at all, So you're not seeing
48:20
that, yeah, you know, part of her, but for her to
48:24
be like, I'm not affectionate because when she talks to Nigel, I mean
48:28
he was kind of an asshole to her right, saying like no, I
48:32
couldn't I couldn't get a read on it because I wasn't paying attention. Okay,
48:37
he's I didn't think that he was okay, So that was weird.
48:42
So that was very weird. Then on her on her behalf, I don't
48:44
know it was it was strange, but whatever. I did think that when
48:49
Leah and Miguel were talking about movies and like nerding out and stuff like that,
48:53
and how she built her own like popcorn machine and all this stuff,
48:57
I thought that was adorable, and I thought, oh, they might be
49:00
perfect for each other because they have similar interests, you know, but you
49:05
know, obviously we'll get to this a minute. Once we got over to
49:07
Casa More that was flushed down the doorlet oh, before before they even left,
49:13
before they even left, finished saying how much he was into Leah.
49:16
And then the text came in, Well, when America votes for the most
49:22
compatible, we have something that happens again there. And these were not shocking
49:27
couples that were voted most compatible Leah, Miguel, Janey and Kenny, Kayler
49:31
and Aaron, Serena and Cordell, Nicole and Kendall and live in Nigel were
49:37
at risk and Cassidy and Rob. And then we have the task to where
49:43
the Islanders have to They only can choose two people and by doing that they
49:49
have to stand behind them one by one. It's not even like the group
49:54
all walks over. Oh they make it last for half an hour. Yeah,
50:04
I was right, cut this a little bit or just help it.
50:10
I just hold it was ice cold, truly truly. They had to host
50:17
their own death walk, like by reading texts one by one. I did
50:22
not like it. The texts coming in killed me. I was like,
50:28
this is becoming a comedy sketch when every single person, Oh I got a
50:34
text. Now it's like, now you have to make a decision islanders,
50:42
Oh I got a text about who will stay and who will Oh I got
50:49
a text? Go, so each of you need to decide. Then the
50:54
fucking someone's in the trees like more Gordal trucks, you know, everybody that
51:00
the cameraman's like, I got a text. You guys are supposed to stand
51:04
on your head, make out and then go make a decision. Like it's
51:07
like I wish that they would take every text the way they all get excited
51:12
for that first text. I wish, Yeah, but we're that way for
51:15
like now stand behind yeah, or just like fuck. They're so funny,
51:28
those those phones. They're like these little they're so fake, you know,
51:31
like I think they're just made out of aluminium or something and they're just being
51:37
say, I have no idea. I feel like no, I feel like
51:42
they're like a fake as hell. Yeah, but they carry him, well
51:46
yeah, I carry him, and I think a producers like, okay,
51:51
Nigel, you just got a text, read your phone, and then they
51:57
put that noise in after and then Nigel's like okay, and then they're like
52:01
two islanders, two islanders, two islanders going to choose are It's like,
52:08
yeah, it's bleak. Yeah it works though, that's the crazy thing.
52:14
And I had to go to automation. I'm like, God, even host
52:17
jobs are going away because it kind of works. It does work, yeah,
52:23
but I think that it's just like the oscars without a host, Like
52:28
there's something about it in the end that doesn't work. I just don't know
52:31
what it is. So I think like having Ariana there would have helped me
52:37
at least ground my head someplace that I was like, someone's in control here,
52:42
right, And it's good to see her reaction, Like that's a thing,
52:46
Like when she's like, oh shit, it's good because you're like,
52:51
oh it really is. This is crazy, you know. Yeah, right,
52:53
that's a great way to put it. Yeah, So Cassidy and Nigel
52:59
were voted out. No one stood behind Cassidy. I mean, you can't
53:02
expect I did Lea should have, but also someone should have. Yeah,
53:07
like, guys, you didn't have to just stand behind a guy or a
53:13
girl. If you were a guy or like, you could have split it
53:15
up. But it was gender lines. But by the end, just as
53:19
a nice gesture, right as a nice gesture, like we know you're you're
53:23
definitely going home at this point. But yeah, I think Leah was,
53:29
and I genuinely feel like because of what went down the last time for her,
53:34
yeah, that she was like I don't want to make a single wave.
53:37
I don't want this to be taken the wrong way towards live, you
53:40
know. I think she was just in that headspace of like, yeah,
53:45
I don't want to cause any problems, let me just go stand behind I
53:50
actually thought she was going to go stand behind Rob just to make sure that
53:52
he knew that she didn't have anything to do with him not going home.
53:57
But I was glad she didn't. It was pretty unfair though, in terms
54:00
of doing that with brand new people. I just felt bad for them that
54:06
they like got their idea, didn't have a chance. And yeah, there
54:09
s also nothing to do with those two, like there was no nobody was
54:15
interested in either of them. Yeah, it was, uh, it was
54:19
time for them to go. And I wonder if they do make these decisions
54:23
the producers are like, Okay, these guys are duds, let's get rid
54:27
of them. Let's dan that's interesting. Maybe yeah, they have to be
54:30
calling the shots, you know, as they know, to keep it,
54:34
keep it interesting. But that was an America voting thing too, so they
54:38
couldn't have controlled that. I think if they wanted to, they would have
54:42
just done it. Just stand that's hind true. America voted. Yeah,
54:45
that's right. I didn't. Did you guys vote? No? No,
54:51
not yet, never voted for any I never vote. So girl, I
54:55
feel bad because, like, I'm worried about their extend and their acrylics because
55:02
you can only go so long and you're I'm looking at lives very low extensions
55:07
and they're hanging low and I'm like, yeah, it's just not right.
55:10
They should have someone there for them. And the acrylics when they're growing out,
55:15
it's going to get caught in your hair. It's really uncomfortable. I
55:19
just think that they should have some glam help at some point because it's just
55:22
not fair to these ladies. No. Yeah, it's also like I do.
55:28
It's all of it, the makeup and everything. It is nice that
55:30
the guys have to like bring them breakfast while they're doing their makeup, but
55:35
I also am like they needed a couple pointers. Can we get like Amy,
55:40
you texted last night. I saw it too late. But you guys
55:45
are texting about Kaylor's mascara, yes, and how the shadows on her face
55:52
from the mascara. Yeah, And like I just think I think them doing
55:58
their own makeup, they should have some pointers. Well, even if there
56:01
were no pointers, like one of the pointers, I would just like toss
56:05
their way is when you're in direct sun for ninety percent of the day,
56:09
like knock it off with the contour, yeah, you know, and knock
56:15
it off off the winged liner because that shit will be smearing no matter what,
56:21
Like you're in the sun. So I just wish they did less and
56:25
then we'd be in great shape. I can't get a handle on how hot
56:29
it is there. It just feels like there's no temperature, there's no wind.
56:32
They feel so yeah, they feel so like they're in a little bubble.
56:37
It's very strange. Whereas Costome Door showed us the view, I don't
56:42
ever remember seeing a view from the villa. Yeah, not really, no,
56:47
because even on the dock there's like walling, hold on, poke your
56:52
head out, but yeah, can you hold on one second, I'm sorry,
56:55
Yeah, hold on, all right, let's get into talking. Okay,
57:00
So about Ariana. Arianna arrives okay, and oh wait, the guys
57:10
get the text. Oh the text. She doesn't tell them, the text
57:15
tells them. God, that's I hate that. The best part in all
57:17
the history was the luggage and the best sequence of our lives. And this
57:25
is where I came around to Miguel because his voice, he was like,
57:30
are you going r I'm gonna try to go like I can't. I can't
57:32
do his voice, but it was so hilarious. Oh my god. The
57:38
part of the text it said hashtag boys on tour. I was like,
57:43
well, they're all going now because they have to be like the boys together.
57:46
Like I knew that that was like peer pressure. I wondered. I
57:51
wasn't sure if they were all gonna go, oh wow, they're going to
57:57
justify this? Yeah they all, But they sure did, right. I
58:00
truly love each other. First, the boys. Well, it was never
58:04
said like we should all go or all stay, but I mean not that
58:07
that would be so I think that would be, you know, easier to
58:09
just say then let's all go. But when it came down to like Aaron,
58:15
I was shocked that Aaron went me too, But I just yeah,
58:20
shocked, I mean, I am shocking how he handled himself, but I
58:24
wasn't surprised again when as soon as Rob was in and again it was like
58:31
they they have this idea, this this this group of guys that they're gonna
58:36
be like blood brothers for life. So it's like they're all in that.
58:40
Like that sequence with them running down that hallway one by one getting the luggage
58:45
in slow motion and just flipping out of excitement. I was just laughing so
58:50
hard. It was really incredible television. I mean, it made me like
58:54
them even more because they're just unabashedly being like, let's a bugging party,
59:00
like no regrets, you know, And I actually kind of enjoyed that and
59:05
them all saying like this will be the test, this will be the test
59:07
to see how strong our bond is. Well, I mean it really truly
59:12
actually is. But when Ariana shows up, she tells the ladies that they
59:16
all went to Casa Amore. Kayler is crying and her tear pats are up
59:23
there with Candace's criangles, like the way she dabs her face very pretty epic,
59:30
and she's just like, we've been together for three weeks and anyway,
59:37
so now we get we find out that there's going to be guys coming to
59:42
the women and the girls are coming to the guys, and when we get
59:45
these slow mos of the two groups, I'm okay. First off, let's
59:49
talk about the women that come to Casa Moore. What did you think of
59:52
this crop of ladies? Well, yes, they're gorgeous. I'm confused on
59:59
what footage they've seen, Like how can you watch it? Because somebody said,
1:00:02
we've seen everything, and I'm like, you've seen everything and you can't
1:00:07
have these girls backs like I would think that you would somehow like be like,
1:00:13
I don't know, Serena is so fucking cool. I'm not going to
1:00:15
go for Cordel. Like, I just am curious what all they've seen,
1:00:20
because then they could have also seen everything, because like the one guy didn't
1:00:23
know Jannay's military father, family history, and she's talked about that a lot.
1:00:30
Well he's probably tuned that out. Yeah, I mean, if they
1:00:34
don't come in with an agenda of wanting to be with someone, there's no
1:00:37
reason to can be for that. Their their goal is to get on national
1:00:42
television. Yeah, they're not gonna I mean, you don't come on there.
1:00:45
It's not again, Friendship Island, She's not. They're not coming there
1:00:47
to have the girls backs. They're coming there to get a man period.
1:00:51
But I guess, like I would like to know what they've seen, so
1:00:54
I can, like, if they have seen everything, I mean, given
1:01:00
they probably have seen the hits, you know, yeah, okay, like
1:01:06
the best of the highs and the lows, where the producers are like,
1:01:09
here's your reel for today, this is what happened today in a nutshell,
1:01:15
here's where you know, Miguel says he's not interested in live he's only you
1:01:21
know, because it's only sexual and that's it, you know, Like they
1:01:23
probably just cut together little things to give them or they're watching live footage.
1:01:32
I wonder now that you've said that, because I have radical acceptance with these
1:01:37
things, they don't look further, and I don't investigate inward. I don't
1:01:45
look inside. But I do think, now that you're asking that question,
1:01:50
there's a world in which, let's say, for Cordell's new Bombshell, they
1:01:55
put together a package for her to watch throughout the season, and that doesn't
1:02:00
really include the sweet times between them or like, you know, the like
1:02:07
it's more focused on Serena, you know, putting him off and leaving him
1:02:12
and letting him dance by himself and like I have the savage right, No,
1:02:19
that's right, Yeah, it feels more right. Instead we've seen it
1:02:22
all right, but yeah again, maybe they're getting footage pipe into their rooms.
1:02:29
That would be incredible. What I I think you're I think your first
1:02:34
inclination is that they get some kind of edited package of the day, like
1:02:38
a daily almost, and then it's heavily edited and it's just like a vibe
1:02:45
for each person. Yeah, and they're they're set up for it, like
1:02:50
emotionally, the psychology is, this is your chance to get on the show,
1:02:54
This is your chance to find love. You have to your experience.
1:03:00
Your journey is the most important journey. And this is why we do this
1:03:04
because if the relationships aren't strong enough, then you're meant to be Like they
1:03:08
give them all of that, you know, prepping. So the girls are
1:03:13
like, yeah, I thought were way hotter than the dudes. That's what
1:03:19
I was going to say. I don't know what the hell they served up
1:03:22
to these women, but it are not yes, thank you all duds,
1:03:27
just a bunch of duds. It's not fair it's not fair. And I
1:03:32
don't know if it's because, like there aren't as many men who want to
1:03:37
be on this show than women. But I can't figure out why they came
1:03:42
out with these terrible options unless there's another round and then they're gonna put the
1:03:51
heavy hitters in clunkers. They're gonna put the good ones in, you know,
1:03:54
for the next round, and then they'll have clunkers of women for the
1:03:59
guys. I just don't understand. Yeah, but it was was like,
1:04:02
yeah, that one guy was actually scary looking, which one Ignacio, Yes,
1:04:13
he was the one that the comedian was like, oh, it looks
1:04:15
like he's been in a jewelry class for beginners, you know, because he
1:04:19
was wearing this jewelry that was like looked like a candy necklace and a comedian.
1:04:25
No, the comedian over there. So he's the one that had a
1:04:34
good conversation with Leah. Yeah, he's like Argentinian or I didn't. I
1:04:41
think he's cute. I didn't find him scary at all, but I did
1:04:45
think overall they were all just not nearly as hot as the guys who left.
1:04:50
He was not your looking, and he was pudgy. I don't mind
1:04:59
the man, but not on Love Island. You better come there. So
1:05:03
chiseled by the gods. But Aaron isn't. He's just in good shape and
1:05:10
okay, but he has a personality, so you either have one or the
1:05:13
other, right, true, all right, well anyway, but Leo was
1:05:17
cracking me up because she's like, these guys are so hot. If I
1:05:21
can't pick one, I'll pick them all. And then she's like she was
1:05:27
I know, I'm like really and then no wonder like Kaylor and Serena was
1:05:33
just crying their eyes out, and now Serena has seen the light. She's
1:05:36
like, I'm never gonna find anything like this. He was so patient with
1:05:40
me. Yeah, and I was like, this might end up biting her,
1:05:44
you know, in the ass because it took so long. Because now
1:05:47
over on the other Casa Moore Island, we have Cordel who is being highly
1:05:55
you know which McCall. It like he's being wooed to the wood by food
1:06:01
light and she's she's not she's adorable and she is not letting him breathe.
1:06:12
He's like putting on the full court press. It's intense. It's really intense.
1:06:17
Yeah, I don't know, I think he's into it, but I
1:06:19
don't know how into it he actually is. Maybe he kind of likes to
1:06:24
he like prefers the way Serena does it. I don't know. And he
1:06:29
when he said that, like when Serena like laughs until she snorts and he's
1:06:34
like a fuck with that. It was. I love how he talks.
1:06:38
I love it. I love him so much. He has gotten so much
1:06:44
hotter, and I don't agree. I think he handled his hair the shirts
1:06:50
open. I think when he won that complex Yeah, yeah, he really
1:06:59
he won you. I mean I've had him from the beginning. I'm just
1:07:05
like he is boyfriend, He's for my dollar bills. In terms of walking
1:07:11
out with someone that you can start a life with, it's him. He's
1:07:15
the good mate. But yeah, Jenny, he's really having some fun over
1:07:23
it. Cause some more. But that's the point of all of it,
1:07:26
right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, No, Serena messed up.
1:07:30
I mean, I think now you know that Karma is gonna come back
1:07:34
and hit her because of he's gonna be like, well, she was pussy
1:07:39
footing around. She wasn't sure about me this gal she wants me to You
1:07:43
got to think about their motives and if they're there for the right reasons,
1:07:45
because Serena seems more authentically, she authentically did have a slow burn for him,
1:07:50
whereas this new gal and I'm sorry, I don't know her name yet,
1:07:55
but okay, thank you, yeah for that forgiveness. And but like
1:08:00
she's just trying to cause commotion, you know what I mean, Yeah,
1:08:05
she doesn't know how well. I mean, in fairness to why they kicked
1:08:10
out Andrea. The gals have no dog in this fight now because they kicked
1:08:15
out Andrea because she had locked in a connection too soon and wouldn't be open
1:08:18
to new people and new connections. And so now that their guys have all
1:08:25
gone over there and been open to new connections, that's well, that's what
1:08:29
you wanted, that's what you said. This game was. Oh. I
1:08:31
got to hand it to Kaylor for, you know, crying when she found
1:08:35
out that Aaron went, knowing that she was going to be the one that
1:08:39
was hit the hardest, and feeling like, but this is what this is
1:08:43
about, and accepting it and knowing and like, I really appreciate her whole
1:08:47
attitude about it. It's pretty amazing. And I don't fault for Serena for
1:08:53
holding back, because like we've seen plenty of other people now hold back,
1:08:57
and it is kind of embarrassing and so good on her that she was playing
1:09:01
it the way she wanted to play it was gonna go this way anyway.
1:09:04
Yeah, yeah, I don't think she's playing it. I think that that's
1:09:08
her and that's her path, and I don't think that if she had been
1:09:15
all in earlier, he would be different at this with this other girl on
1:09:20
this island, because quite frankly, I don't think I could survive that if
1:09:26
that girl was coming my way, like it's too much, no one,
1:09:30
it's honestly too. She was nailing all the all the little vulnerabilities that were
1:09:41
there from what you know, Serena's positioning like she was a king king ding
1:09:46
ding ding ding, and then she's you know, it's just hard. It's
1:09:53
very very difficult. And we got a text. Yeah her name is Dya.
1:10:03
Oh yeah right, I did write it down. But Cordel's like Serena
1:10:08
and Dyadya are neck and neck. And the other thing is it's easy for
1:10:13
someone to come in after they've been watching them or getting like you know,
1:10:15
best of reels to come in and know how to hit those you know,
1:10:19
those connections. But how about Aaron. I'm like, oh, he gets
1:10:25
to speak Spanish again, So is he I saying I love you to her
1:10:30
within minutes? Yeah, I mean the way that that Kaylor and Aaron have
1:10:35
expressed that, they said I love this about you, and Aaron's like and
1:10:41
just the previous episode being like, I almost said that L word twice to
1:10:46
Kayla today because I was, but it was more in the context of like,
1:10:50
I love when she does this, and I love the way she meant
1:10:54
she he sits down with this new girl and I love this. I love
1:10:57
that You're like that, I already love you. I already love you.
1:11:00
You know. Obviously was he like that on Traders because I'm thinking, obviously
1:11:03
the way when he says that it's very different than I love you, I
1:11:09
think that he has he's an EmPATH. He ris, Yes, I think
1:11:17
the second that she said that she lost her mother when she was ten,
1:11:23
that just all the gears went to caretaker in Aaron's brain and he was just
1:11:28
like, I have to because he has a very close relationship with his mother.
1:11:31
He gave his Traders winnings to his mother. Spoiler alert, sorry we
1:11:38
did not get her a piece of property. That was like his whole motivation
1:11:41
is taking care of his mom and he would get cry and talking about that.
1:11:45
So something clicked with him when she said that, and I was like,
1:11:48
oh, well, like he needs to take care of somebody and this
1:11:53
I don't know how much Kaylor needs that, but this girl does. And
1:11:57
then I go sign on that like one hundred percent, because you know,
1:12:02
I think he is an EmPATH and I think he just yeah, totally drilled
1:12:06
down on that moment and connected. I also think that with men a lot
1:12:13
of the times, I feel like I've seen this in life where they are
1:12:17
ready right, like they're been with or some they're with someone and they want
1:12:24
to get married. Let's say they're there and it doesn't work out with that
1:12:30
person. The next person immediately they're primed. He was primed to say I
1:12:35
love you, and so this is actually safer because they don't know each other
1:12:41
yet. So he so true, you know what I mean and it doesn't
1:12:45
mean anything. Yeah, yeah, So he's like it's there, it's already
1:12:51
in his mouth. Was that the same woman that he was with later making
1:12:58
out with and that yeah, theyd Yeah, that's the same gal. Okay,
1:13:03
So that's a galal the one that she was speaking Spanish too, Yes,
1:13:10
okay, And they both grew up on farms and they're both vegetarian.
1:13:15
Yeah, okay. I mean talk about everybody looking for connections, I mean,
1:13:17
like looking for any fucking possible connection. That is getting exhausting to me.
1:13:24
Yeah, because I was already kind of like, we get it.
1:13:29
You both love avocado, Like can you imagine your two worlds of gliding like
1:13:32
this? Like that's what's so wild to me When I think about this,
1:13:38
I'm like, all these people, they could easily just be with anyone.
1:13:43
They could each pair of just as equally with anyone. Uh, every single
1:13:47
person could work because they all want the same thing. They're all just working
1:13:50
out, they all are trainers, and they're all just hot and they just
1:13:55
eat avocado toasts. Like So when Leea's like I don't have a connection with
1:14:00
Connor, I'm like, what does it matter? Like you guys, you're
1:14:01
pretty much the same person or you know, I'm told I'm joking. Obviously,
1:14:06
I still remember, like Nicole saying to Kendall when they first got together,
1:14:10
like, oh my god, you like star Wars. Nobody likes that,
1:14:14
and I'm like, are you fucking kidding? Wow, it's like the
1:14:16
biggest franchise that's ever existed. No one else likes that? Uh, Nicole,
1:14:23
Okay, So these people are, you know, in their own world,
1:14:26
they're actuite perfect for each other. This spin the yeah go ahead,
1:14:30
Dana, No no, no, I may go. Well, I was
1:14:32
gonna say the spin the bottle situation on both sides. Watching that go by
1:14:38
what that was rough? And I hated seeing Taylor having to kiss that guy
1:14:42
because I thought she doesn't want to do that, and I thought, you
1:14:45
know, I guess she can opt out. You just didn't, And I
1:14:49
just felt bad because she felt bad after it, and I just felt like,
1:14:54
uh knocked out. Probably yeah, I would assume you could. I
1:14:59
mean that would be like consensual issues. Yeah stuff right. I think if
1:15:03
you're doing this show, you have co signed in your mind on some of
1:15:11
the nonsense, Like you've gotten your head around, like I'm going to be
1:15:13
making out with a lot of people and sometimes it's going to be for real
1:15:17
and sometimes it's just going to be for show. How are you thought about
1:15:20
that? When Miguel came in and they might have all consented to kissing those
1:15:25
people, but just have a total stranger come up. So I was like,
1:15:28
yeah, they mused have like agreed a lot of conditions. But why
1:15:31
aren't they getting sick. They're all kissing each other. They're getting tested for
1:15:35
sure for herpes if that's what you're asking. Oh no, I'm saying,
1:15:40
like just the common cold, you know. And then they're all contained.
1:15:45
And I'm sure the crew is wearing masks because you still have to wear masks
1:15:47
on sets, So I just think there can be bacteria anywhere, and that
1:15:51
could. But when they were like you have to suck this person's fingers,
1:15:56
I was like, oh that was Oh my god, I'm so grout.
1:16:00
You don't know where the hands washing your hands between? Yeah, that was
1:16:05
disgusting. But talk about commitment, I mean, whoever took those down?
1:16:13
Wow, that's some work. Are we just old? I mean that's the
1:16:17
other thing I'm like, I probably, I guess, I mean maybe a
1:16:20
little bit of both. Yeah, I mean listen, I think for the
1:16:26
right extrovert, this is the best time of their lives, you know,
1:16:31
And like what listen am I looking at that going like, wow, that
1:16:36
has never been an experience of mine where I'm like that free with a group
1:16:42
of people that's looks fun in that scenario in that age group, right right,
1:16:48
right right. It is just and it's also contained, you know,
1:16:55
like within this I don't know, I get it. I get where they're
1:16:58
having Like it's be super fun, but it is of course always gross,
1:17:01
you know as well, like it's well put dan, well, put on
1:17:08
that note. Anything else you guys want to say before we just wrap this
1:17:12
up in a cute little bow and move on. I think I'm I think
1:17:16
I I'm excited for tonight because the scenes with Airin and that girl in bed,
1:17:21
I was like, wow, okay, I wrote down at the beginning
1:17:30
of the show, I wrote down, Cordel and Serena are everything, Christina
1:17:33
and Kendall, Wow, this show can really work. And then it was
1:17:39
like minutes later, so I gotta give it up to the production. I
1:17:43
love yeah, yeah, wow, wow, Like we were there, all
1:17:47
these couples were like clicking, not all, but most of them are really
1:17:51
clicking along, and you're like, I'm feeling great, I'm feeling comfortable.
1:17:57
Just when we settled into something, yes, and then they really make I
1:18:00
mean, it's amazing. Also, I love that just there's no girl named
1:18:04
Christina, it's her name is Nicole. But I love that we just throw
1:18:09
we can, we can throw any name in there. It's fine. I
1:18:13
still don't understand how our name is Nicole, so I'm fine with whatever.
1:18:17
But yes, what a wild time to be alive and to watch this show.
1:18:23
I'm very excited for tonight and we I will be posting an episode on
1:18:30
Thursday, even though it's July fourth. It will be an episode that aired
1:18:33
only on Patreon. It'll be a bonus over here, and tomorrow will be
1:18:38
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substack. Thank you friend, gosh, this was fun. Guys. What
1:19:02
a time to be alive right truly? Yeah, can't wait for that up
1:19:08
to drop. And thanks for donning yourself and some rob overalls you know,
1:19:13
thanks are as bad luck Rob's that bad luck. Yeah, yes, burn
1:19:19
him in the fire pit drama Darling