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Kris Jenner On The Kardashian Men with Anna Roisman · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 1: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 1: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
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  Speaker 1: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
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  Speaker 1: click and collect.
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  Speaker 2: So easy.
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  Speaker 1: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
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  Speaker 3: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop is the show to know.
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  Speaker 3: Fast to the number one tabloid real-life podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 4: Woof, woof.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: I have returned guests. It's been a few years, but
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  Speaker 2: you guys have been asking and begging for it. You've wondered,
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  Speaker 2: are we still friends? Is everything cool? And we are.
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  Speaker 2: Kris Jenner, welcome back to Juicy Scoop. It's been a minute.
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  Speaker 4: It's been a while. Thanks, doll. I am just so
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  Speaker 4: honored to be here. You are doing fabulous, you know?
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  Speaker 2: You really are. Thank you. I mean, I had you
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  Speaker 2: on the show a few years ago, one of my
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  Speaker 2: first years of doing the show, and you were so supportive.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. I love doing small shows. You've grown since then.
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  Speaker 4: This is impressive, Heather. I'm really proud of you, sweetie.
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  Speaker 4: I really am.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. A lot of people wondered why we got
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  Speaker 2: kicked off the Christmas card list. I know I was
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  Speaker 2: six people deep with my mother-in-law and three kids. Was
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  Speaker 2: that the reason? It couldn't have been me. It was
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  Speaker 2: my kids who got me kicked off, right?
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  Speaker 4: You know, it's out of my control now. My assistant
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  Speaker 4: just does the list and I just some people get,
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  Speaker 4: you know, axed every year. I mean, you had like
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  Speaker 4: 18 people one year. That was a lot, okay? Some
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  Speaker 4: people don't even talk to their in-laws, and you had
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  Speaker 4: all of them.
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  Speaker 2: I do think that last year I was there with
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  Speaker 2: the final straw, and I think it was, and maybe
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  Speaker 2: you don't want to admit it, but you had a
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  Speaker 2: long red dress on.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Wasn't that stunning?
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  Speaker 2: I had a long red dress on. So I don't
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  Speaker 2: think you loved that. But then also Caitlin came in
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  Speaker 2: a long red dress. And the three of us were
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  Speaker 2: wearing long red dresses. And then after that, I never
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  Speaker 2: was invited back. Also, my mother-in-law fell, which is, of course,
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  Speaker 2: a scary lawsuit. What even happened?
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  Speaker 4: I blame Caitlin for that one. She spilled her champagne.
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  Speaker 4: And that's why that happened.
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  Speaker 2: Probably. Yeah, absolutely. But you are doing so wonderful. Now,
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  Speaker 2: are you as terrified as... of North, your granddaughter, as
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  Speaker 2: the rest of us?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely not. She's an angel, you know?
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  Speaker 2: She's not an insult comic?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, well, I think she has a real, I think
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  Speaker 4: she really has a career ahead of her as a rapper,
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  Speaker 4: as an artist. You know, she's going to take over
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  Speaker 4: Skims one day. I mean, we're really working hard with Northie.
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  Speaker 4: So I think she is just a star doll, you know?
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  Speaker 4: She's doing amazing, sweetie.
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  Speaker 2: And when you see that Travis Scott no longer with Kylie.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And Kanye West no longer with Kim. Absolutely. Brought the
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  Speaker 2: world to their knees at the show in Orlando. When
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  Speaker 2: they brought out Kanye, I mean, chills, people freaking out.
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  Speaker 2: And you see those two former, quote unquote, son-in-laws. Do
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  Speaker 2: you think it's that they have... billion-dollar baby mamas, Kardashians,
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  Speaker 2: that made them so successful today?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think they're very talented, too. I want you
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  Speaker 4: to know I still have lunch with all of my
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  Speaker 4: kids' exes. I really— I know you do. I keep
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  Speaker 4: in touch. I saw Kanye on Tuesday, and You know,
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  Speaker 4: even though, yes, I think Kimberly definitely lifted up his career.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, she's Kimberly, of course. She's lifted us all up.
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  Speaker 4: But I think that they, you know, I think they're
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  Speaker 4: stars on their own. I think there's a place for
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  Speaker 4: all of us. And I think that I am just
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  Speaker 4: here to support them, even if they've done some pretty
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  Speaker 4: shitty things to my kids.
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  Speaker 2: How do you feel about Bianca, his wife? Could you
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  Speaker 2: ever see her being invited to one of the Christmas
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  Speaker 2: parties now that there's space, being that I'm not going.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe if she gets some clothing. I've never seen her
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  Speaker 4: wear anything but a pair of stockings. So I feel
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  Speaker 4: like maybe if we get her dressed, she could show
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  Speaker 4: up one year. But I don't know if that would
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  Speaker 4: make my kids so happy. And I really do everything
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  Speaker 4: for the kids. 26 companies later, here we are, doll.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you really are. Now, when you realized that
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  Speaker 2: Jeff Bezos had a new girlfriend, her name was Lauren Sanchez,
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  Speaker 2: how quickly Did you start DMing her and getting into
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  Speaker 2: that best friend mode of yours? Because you're every girl's
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  Speaker 2: best friend, if you allow it.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. I mean, you're my best friend, too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we are still best friends. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're on the list of the girl's best friends.
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  Speaker 4: Just maybe not the holiday party. Some people, you know,
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  Speaker 4: around the holiday season, they act out. And not saying
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  Speaker 4: you did, but something must have happened because.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't seen you there. No, Lauren and I, you know,
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  Speaker 4: Lauren and I met, we got, I got a manicure
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  Speaker 4: one day and she popped in and I was just like,
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  Speaker 4: what a coincidence. I, I didn't, I don't even know
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  Speaker 4: how it happened. You know, sometimes I'm like a magnet,
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  Speaker 4: you know, people come to me and I just, I
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  Speaker 4: let the love flow. I really do.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I, I so appreciate you, Chris.
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, let's- Corey wants an autograph. He's a huge
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  Speaker 4: fan of Juicy Scoop. He really, he would love for
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  Speaker 4: you to sign. He really said, have her sign your tits.
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  Speaker 4: And I said, Corey, please.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I ran into Corey.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: At a Laker game recently. He was wearing his Dolce
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  Speaker 2: & Gabbana satin leisure wear. How did that deal come about?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know, I'm very close with Domenico Dolce. And
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  Speaker 4: he said, We got to do something out of the box.
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  Speaker 4: And I said, no one would ever expect Corey to
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  Speaker 4: have his own line. And so we just came up with,
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  Speaker 4: you know, we said, what do you want to wear?
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  Speaker 4: And he said something comfortable. And that was really the inspiration. Comfort.
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  Speaker 2: And I love that it's always paired with diamond necklaces.
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  Speaker 2: I think that is really a signature look for him.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely. I mean, Cartier, I think they want to dress
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  Speaker 4: him all the time. Corey's really the most successful of
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  Speaker 4: my family these days. It's wild.
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  Speaker 2: Amazing. And what is going on with Scott? Because his ex-girlfriend,
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  Speaker 2: Sophia Ritchie, got married. She's expecting a baby. Where does
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  Speaker 2: his love life land today?
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  Speaker 4: Well, Scott's in the back of my car right now.
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  Speaker 4: He's on Tinder. He's sitting there just swiping away. I
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  Speaker 4: am always there for Scott. He has ups and downs.
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  Speaker 4: He really does. But at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 4: he has given me three beautiful grandchildren and I will
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  Speaker 4: always support him. And I think this Sophia stuff is
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  Speaker 4: really It's really, you know, it got to him, but
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  Speaker 4: he always powers through. I mean, look at Courtney. She
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  Speaker 4: basically buried him, you know, with Travis. But Scott is
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  Speaker 4: a strong, you know, Jewish man, and we love him
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  Speaker 4: for it.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think there's a real special bond, real fun
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  Speaker 2: friendship between Chloe and Travis? Scott. Oh yeah. Do you
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  Speaker 2: think there is a future, any future of them ever
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  Speaker 2: being romantic? And if there was, would you support it
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  Speaker 2: to go a second round with him officially in your
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  Speaker 2: life as a son-in-law? I, Scott will always be my son-in-law.
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  Speaker 4: I don't, so absolutely. I think Chloe, Chloe needs to
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  Speaker 4: get out there. You know, she's my girl. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: Chloe is amazing and she's such a good mother and
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  Speaker 4: And I really believe that if Chloe and Scott got together,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, it could be magical. I think they
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  Speaker 4: could really have a future together. I'm all for it.
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  Speaker 4: It'd be a little weird because they're like brother and sister.
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  Speaker 4: But who cares? Who gives a shit? It's 2024, right?
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  Speaker 4: If you want to have sex with someone that's brotherly
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  Speaker 4: to you, I say go for it, doll. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: who cares, you know? Have fun.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for stopping by, Chris. I really
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  Speaker 2: appreciate it.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad I could squeeze it in. I really am.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so busy.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Now here comes the secret portion. That was not the
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  Speaker 2: real Kris Jenner, everybody. That is comedian, impressionist, funny lady extraordinaire,
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  Speaker 2: Anna Roisman. Welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so honored. What a cold open we had.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so happy that you're here. It's amazing. Found you
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  Speaker 2: on TikTok. Followed you. Love all the funny. You have
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  Speaker 2: many different characters. We'll get into many of them. Chris is,
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  Speaker 2: you know, probably... Well, she's maybe your most famous, famous
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  Speaker 2: person that you do. So it's always fun to do her.
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  Speaker 2: When did you start doing her? How did it come about?
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, not that long ago. And I feel like it's
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  Speaker 4: funny now when I laugh, I'm like, oh, my God,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how to laugh as me anymore because
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  Speaker 4: I've laughed as her for an entire year. I've only
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  Speaker 4: been doing her for like a year, like a little
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  Speaker 4: more than a year, which isn't that long. I think
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  Speaker 4: she's gotten better. I look at the first few ones
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You had nothing. But I don't know. I love doing her.
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  Speaker 4: I started doing her because I work with Andrea Lopez,
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  Speaker 4: who you had on. And we have a podcast together,
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  Speaker 4: Big Wigs, where we literally wear wigs and do this.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And so when she was doing Courtney a lot and
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  Speaker 4: we were working together, we were making videos together. And
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I got to pick one of them
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  Speaker 4: in the family. Like, who do I resonate with? Obviously, Chris. Like,
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  Speaker 4: she's my queen. So I was like, I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: do Chris.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I just started. I had all the clothes. That was easy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think when you what is your comedy background?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I've done stand up for like the last 10 years.
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  Speaker 4: So that's what I've done before that. I mean, I
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  Speaker 4: did like improv at UCB.
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  Speaker 2: I did all the. So were you someone that did
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  Speaker 2: impressions like in the beginning of your career or as
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  Speaker 2: a kid?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You imitate people.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: All the time. And I would do YouTube videos like
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  Speaker 4: back in the day of like, you know, people said
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  Speaker 4: I looked like Sarah Silverman, probably because I'm a brunette
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  Speaker 4: Jew and did comedy. So they were like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: you look like like. I've met her. I'm like, we
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  Speaker 4: don't really look alike in person, but I could see it.
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  Speaker 4: And so I started doing her. I thought it would
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  Speaker 4: help if it was people I looked like. So I
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  Speaker 4: would do like her or Lea Michele or I used
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  Speaker 4: to do Kourtney Kardashian or like any brunette, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Can you do Sarah off the bat?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not going to tell you that my
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  Speaker 4: podcast is more successful, but... It's like really, I've really
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  Speaker 4: been taking off lately with a lot of my callers.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I've been really feeling just like, oh, my God,
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  Speaker 4: I'm finally in the swing of things, you know. But
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. Sometimes when I'm super stoned, it's like
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  Speaker 4: I don't really give a shit anymore about it.
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  Speaker 2: That's great.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't done it in a while.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I think it's good. What's fun about doing
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  Speaker 2: certain people is, and we talked about this on the phone,
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  Speaker 2: is like You know, people can do impressions and some
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  Speaker 2: people might have a stronger voice or whatever. But what
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  Speaker 2: I like about you and, you know, other people that
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  Speaker 2: I– when they do the impressions and myself is it's
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  Speaker 2: about getting in the improv and going with the point
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  Speaker 2: of view and the cadence of that person, of what
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  Speaker 2: that person would say in that situation, which then makes
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  Speaker 2: the impressionist who's also a writer– Or a stand up
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  Speaker 2: better than just someone who can do an impression. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: If you change it, if you go to the next
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  Speaker 4: level with it, I always like those so much more
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  Speaker 4: than someone I'm like, well, they just did exactly what
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  Speaker 4: I saw the real person do, which is cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Give me more.
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  Speaker 4: Give me a joke.
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  Speaker 2: When we just did the Chris, you didn't know what
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  Speaker 2: I was going to ask Chris or anything. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know what I was going to ask Chris.
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  Speaker 4: And you went deep. She's bringing up Travis Scott. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: she's going for it. You're bringing in all the ex-family members.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, Anna, how well are you? I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I watch all the Kardashians, but I was like, here
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  Speaker 4: we go. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
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  Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
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  Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks. And yet somehow have found a
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  Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
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  Speaker 4: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
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  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
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  Speaker 2: filed against me.
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  Speaker 4: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
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  Speaker 4: what would you do if it was given back?
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  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
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  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
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  Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad.
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  Speaker 5: I need a home dad. What happens next?
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  Speaker 4: When I came in, he started crying.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
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  Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through.
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  Speaker 4: It's about what happens next. I decided to risk it all.
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  Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, Dar, I'm not going to pull punches. You can
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  Speaker 4: use your voice even if it's shaped.
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  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
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  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so we were just– before you came in, we
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  Speaker 2: were talking about the scandal that happened on SNL last week.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Which was J.Lo was the musical guest and what's the
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  Speaker 2: girl's name that won the Emmy?
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  Speaker 4: Io Adebri.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And I never knew who she was. I don't watch
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  Speaker 2: The Bear.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I saw that she won several awards for it. I
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  Speaker 2: am going to watch The Bear. Obviously, she's a really
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  Speaker 2: talented comedic actress. And so apparently– Bottoms.
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  Speaker 4: Was really funny, too, if you want to see that.
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  Speaker 4: She's in that movie. Oh, OK.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Bottoms.
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  Speaker 1: OK.
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  Speaker 2: And so I can't remember who it was. It was
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  Speaker 2: somebody I follow. It was they got it. TMZ got
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  Speaker 2: it from this person. So I apologize for who decided
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  Speaker 2: to put out the old podcast that she did.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Where she was talking with her co-host or she was
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  Speaker 2: a guest or something. And they were ripping on the
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  Speaker 2: fact that they think that J-Lo is an awful singer.
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  Speaker 2: And never really could sing. And they're talking shit. And then,
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  Speaker 2: lo and behold, a couple years later, she's an Emmy
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  Speaker 2: winner and she's hosting SNL with the person. I think
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  Speaker 2: this was such a great moment, honestly, in pop culture history.
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  Speaker 2: Because I constantly say, I've had episodes where I call it,
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  Speaker 2: I heard what you said about me on your podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Because everybody has a podcast.
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  Speaker 1: And.
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  Speaker 2: I've noticed with certain guests that are funny, that are
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  Speaker 2: on their way up, they are smart. And they'll be like, Heather,
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  Speaker 2: don't ask me about this. Don't ask me that. You know,
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  Speaker 2: because I might be working across.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I know. By the way, I just said across. And everyone,
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  Speaker 2: that bothers people, too. There's no T at the end
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  Speaker 2: of across. I don't know. Thank you. But I'm going
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  Speaker 2: across the street. Anyway, so. But there was a time
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  Speaker 2: when I cared. And then there was a time when
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  Speaker 2: I realized, what the fuck is the chances? Right. And
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  Speaker 2: I would rather be, for me, I'd rather build the
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  Speaker 2: authenticity of Juicy Scoop to the level it is. But
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a young person. I've got nothing to lose.
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  Speaker 2: I personally have nothing to lose. And I love talking
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: the truth of what I feel. But I do think
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: this is a good lesson to other people that, if
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: you're going to have a podcast, if you're going to
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: do it on Instagram and you're really pursuing this, maybe
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: think about it twice because you actually might be in
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: this situation.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: It's so funny though. Like I think, I think if
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: I was in this situation, because I go on a
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: lot of podcasts and I talk, you know, I talked
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: all my stories all day long and like everything is saved.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Anyone can scree grab anything you do out on the internet.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: But I'm like, would I ever be like, working side
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: by side with JLo. Like she just seems like such
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: another level to me that I imagine Ayo is like,
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to like work with JLo. I'm doing
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: comedy in New York. She used to do like stand
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: up in New York and I knew her then. And
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: I'm like, so I think it's so funny. I'm like, wow,
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: you blew up so big that someone found like a
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: little clip of you being like, I don't think JLo
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: can sing. And you're literally hosting with her as a
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: musical guest.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: But I will say at all my times of being
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: on Chelsea and my own thing and Instagram and stuff.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I have done impressions of people and I have talked
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: about them, but I definitely have never said that about JLo.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: I think impressions is flattering.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I have seen videos that made me kind of wonder.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I did think her latest video just seemed weird. Yeah.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: I think we all laughed.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: The dancing. Have you seen the latest video? I haven't. No.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Where she's wearing a bunch of bride dresses.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: You know, I can't get enough of, I can't get enough.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: It's like a really weird dance. It's like the dancing
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: is kind of weird. And I will say that. It's
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: a little bit weird, but I still love, I always
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: say I love her look. I love her performing.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: But she's a dancer first, so I'm like, that's strange.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: That's what you took away from it. That the dancing
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: was weird. It was like this weird dancing that she's doing.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: That's funny. Yeah, I do think that's kind of like, well,
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: for some people, If I was a manager and I
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: had clients that, like everybody, were going on Instagram or whatever,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: I would be like, listen, don't do the TikTok where
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: you tell all about how you waited on Matthew McConaughey
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: and he was a dick.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Let's not do that. You know what I mean? Like,
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: what are you going to gain from it? I think
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: people need to think, what will I gain from going
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: after somebody in a nasty way that's a celebrity that– Like,
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I feel that was sort of like a gotcha moment,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: and I think that's why people remembered it, because it
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: was so harsh. Like, as much as I've talked about J-Lo,
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I've never said that.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Because I kind of felt like, well, don't we all
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: know that?
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Don't we all know that, like, songs are enhanced and...
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: didn't we all know that this wasn't all her own hair?
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: And like, you know, don't we know that she uses
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: a bronzer? But still, great body, still beautiful face.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Don't I bring in a photo to my hairstylist? I'm like,
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: can you do that? Can you just J-Lo me? Like,
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: that's me. I'm like, here, do it. I don't care.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: And then I think J-Lo is smart to just be like,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: have to be cool about it. Otherwise, you look like
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: the old bitchy auntie, you know? And nobody wants to
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: be that. When the girl is, like, 30 years younger
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: than you, you have to be like, oh, gosh. She's
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: such a funny cat.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: I wish we could have seen them backstage. I just
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: want to see them, like, hug and, like, do it and, like,
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: be like.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: I think she was probably like, who cares? Like, this
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: is only going to bring anything that... I feel like
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: there was a time where I would say, I just
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: don't understand... Why J-Lo just can't relax. Like, why is
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: she doing the same shit that a 25-year-old influencer has
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: to do on Instagram? You know what I mean? Like, really?
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: She needs the alcohol Delano or whatever it is now? Like, now. Like,
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: there's no way she's not worth, like, several hundred million dollars. Yeah.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, you've never really drank. Your husband's
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: an alcoholic. Like, I don't know. Of all the things
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: to choose from.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: But I feel like it's like she's like, no, I've
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: got to I've got to have it. I've got to
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: have what I like. There's something about her wanting to
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: stay really relevant. So I don't even think she minded.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: think she didn't mind this at all because she's like.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: It brings press to everything.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this brings press and it makes me feel cool.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: But then I did see her singing in the pink outfit.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: There were people like memeing the pink outfit. Did you see?
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: It was like, I was like, Like, I almost think
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I would change up the song. Like, if this all
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: came out, I would be like, oh, my God, just
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: do Jenny from the Block. Like, I don't want to
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: do this, like, ballad right now. I feel too self-conscious
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: about doing this ballad.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: It's weird to do a ballad also on SNL, I think.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: It's like, it's not the right mood. People, it's a
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: comedy show.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know. So that was amazing. Now, let's talk
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: about In Just Like That. Because you do a great Steve.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Wow, thanks.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Chris Frangela is a man on my show. He often
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: does a really good Steve, too. So we've done a
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: lot of impressions about where the show would go. I
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: have been obsessed with predicting storylines. Okay. And so let's
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: do one with Steve and.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I don't really do anybody that good. Wait. You know what?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do Samantha. Great. Samantha's going to come back.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: As she should.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: That's the storyline I hope you always predict.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I'm going to come back as Samantha. Now I haven't
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: done her in a long time. I'm going to run
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: into Steve, and you're going to kind of fill me in,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: and I'm going to just say what I've heard from
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: the girls since I've been gone. Okay. Okay. Okay, just
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: like that. It's Samantha. Samantha Jones. It's been a minute.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I've been living in London. Samantha? Oh, my God.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: You know, I haven't even.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: I haven't heard of you in a while. You know,
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: you haven't even been on the... You haven't been around
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: the block, huh?
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: I've been in Brooklyn.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: I know. Steve, tell me it isn't true that you
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: and Miranda are no longer together. Oh, Miranda.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: Well, she's always the love of my life, but, you know,
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: Miranda and I We've gone through some troubles lately, you know,
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: with this Che Diaz.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you heard about Che Diaz. They
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: got a podcast. You maybe heard it.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Well, listen, darling. I'm no stranger to fingering a friend
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: here and there. But to leave your husband and small
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: redhead child for Che Diaz? Yeah. I was absolutely shocked.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Who knew Miranda couldn't put an Ikea cabinet together? but
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: could do a strap-on. Good for her, darling. Have you
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: tried to have her peg you?
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: You know, I told her, you know, she said she
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: really liked how Che was fingering her.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: And I said, yeah, I got better. You know, I
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: got better at fingering. I've been working with fruits.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: I've been, you know, I've been hanging out with the boys,
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: playing a couple of three-on-three games.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: But I said, you know, I got to get better
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: at this stuff. I haven't done, you know, pegging. I
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: don't know about that stuff.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Steve, why don't you start a restaurant that nobody's going
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: to go to in Coney Island?
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: It's going to be fantastic, you know?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: The summertime. Do they serve Cosmos there? Those get me
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: so horny. I just slide off my seat. I get
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: so wet down there.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: You know, well, Samantha, that's a lot of information for me.
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: If you come to my restaurant slash bar, I'll make
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: sure you got a great Cosmo, okay?
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I will.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: You know, my kid's going to be barbacking. You know,
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: he's old now, so he can make a cosmo. I'll
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: teach him how to do it, you know.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: As long as he's over 18, I'll be there. Oh,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: my God.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Don't bone my son, Samantha. That's not where we thought
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: this would go.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Well, there's still not many left in Manhattan. You know,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I ran that town, ran it through London, and now
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: I'm going to run it through your son. And I
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: heard that.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Miranda?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: I thought it was her behind you. It's just a
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: red dress. You never know.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: You never know.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. There are rumors that she might be
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: coming back.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: I would die. If that happened, like, I feel like
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: I'd just, like, pass out on my floor.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I just feel like the other, like, secondary character, like,
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: the professor. Who are the other girls? The professor... The
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Nicole Parker and Seema, who's like a version of her. Well, Seema,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: if she comes back, Seema should know that she's gone.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: No, if Samantha comes back. We don't need two of them.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: They turned her into Samantha. And I think she's really good.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: I thought this season they made her even more Samantha-y
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: than they needed to.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like the same storylines. But how do
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: you feel as yourself about Shea Diaz leaving the show?
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: I feel conflicted.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: So do I.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: I really do.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: I ended up liking her. Yeah. Sorry, they. I ended
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: up liking, no, that wouldn't be right.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Them.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I ended up liking them, the character, what the character
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: was going through, more than the rest of the people. Because,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe because Shay's character was a stand-up. Yeah,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: because it was like, she was the stand-up, the pilot
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: didn't go, then they wanted, you know, and then all,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: The pilot doesn't go and then all of a sudden
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: she can't even live in her apartment and she has
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: to work as a vet's assistant. She's living at her
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: abuela's basement. And I'm like, oh my God. I love
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: how invested in Chase. I've said this over and over.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: The writers of And Just Like That are so jealous
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: of other writers who have gotten out of the sitcom
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: writing game and were successful podcasters. And they're like, we're
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: going to shit on podcasting so bad. Because when they
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: were like, Oh, you didn't want to do the one
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: ad about dry vaginas? Well, the whole network shut down.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: What the hell?
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: You know what also really bothered me? This is a
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: minor thing.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: What?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Do you remember when Bobby Lee, who was the partner of.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Who's famously my mom's favorite character on the show. I go, Mommy,
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: that's like two lines. I love that guy.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what? Do you remember Bobby Lee had sex
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: with the podcast manager woman?
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Who was wheelchair-bound. Yeah. Do you remember she rolled in pregnant?
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: In the second season?
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Yes!
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: No, I never addressed it at all. And then all
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: of a sudden he was married to the stylist.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Wow. There were so many weird storylines that they just
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: like dropped and like forgot about and thought that we
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: would forget. And we did, except for me.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Well, we also, my boyfriend and I always, I made
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: him watch every second of that show. And he was like...
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: I can't believe he even said this the other day
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: because we saw the actress who, oh, we saw her
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: at a coffee shop, the actress who played like Carrie's neighbor,
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: you know, who she gives, he's like, I can't believe
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: he gave that, that girl the apartment when Miranda's sleeping
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: on like.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: A pullout couch at her ex JDS.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: And she's like her best friend.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Like, And she gives her a huge discount. Yeah. Because
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: the jewelry was stolen to some girl that's obviously privileged
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: because she's living in the apartment anyway.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: And also had the money to buy it.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: So she's just some, like, trust fund person that got
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: to be a jewelry designer.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: And it doesn't think about, yeah, Miranda, who's, like, living
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: dorm life at 52 or 55. Yeah, you're right.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: It was weird because Carrie's... Carrie went to her on, like,
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: New Year's. Like, they have a whole history. I'm like, really?
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, and you know what also was really annoying about it?
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: That Carrie's like, well, sorry, for my final dinner, I'm
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: going to invite Che.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Because Che is my friend, too. But you know what?
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I kind of, you know what? I take it back.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I'm going to miss Che. I kind of, I thought
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: it was, Carrie was in a weird position. Because A,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: she was Che's friend first when they worked on the podcast.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: And then. And then when Miranda was coming to take
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: care of her is when she and Che fell in love.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: But then when they broke up. I kind of was like,
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: she wasn't your friend for that long. Like, and the
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: podcast is dead.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: And also, they fucked in your kitchen.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: And now it's time to, like, choose your friend of
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: 35 years over Che, who, let's be honest, how much
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: do you have in common with anyway? Right. You know?
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: They did have those weird, there were, like, two weird scenes. Remember,
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: it was, like, where... Carrie had to do the speaking
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: and like Che was like the joke writer. And all
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: of a sudden Che Diaz is like the most important
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: character of the episode. I was like, where did this
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: come from?
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: And also I'm like, wait a minute. Carrie has had,
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: was a funny girl from the start. She was always
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: cracking jokes, always doing puns, wrote the blog, wrote the
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: thing in the paper, written multiple books. She's the writer.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: About sex.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: And then Che's like, so, uh. ever masturbate? And she's like, oh,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm comfortable. It might be because
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: I'm of a different generation than you. Oh, what should
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: I do? $ 20 for shoes? Oh, yes.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: It's just so weird. She's going to dump her and
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: be like, I'm moving to Hollywood, bitches.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I booked a pilot.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I was like, I love how this works.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I made my sons watch it, and they ended up
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: liking shay the best as well because they felt the
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: other storylines were boring yeah they didn't care about the
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: nicole parker rich family and the mean mother-in-law they didn't
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: care about the professors trying to have up with her
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: husband who else was.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: There it was sema trying to get laid.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Like her yeah dating some real estate guy like yeah
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: smoking all the time yeah no it's true i'm going
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: to miss you with the smoking.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: At first I laughed. I was like, yeah, they really
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: fired Che Diaz. Che Diaz is that show. Like everybody
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: watched because of Che Diaz. I feel like it was
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: like a cultural moment. And now we just don't have that.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: It was hate watch that then took over. I'm actually
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: really upset about it.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Well, let's move on.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: We could go on and on for Chase.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I love that you do Bethany Frankel.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: And I want to know, when did you start getting obsessed?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Was it her TikTok? Was it her makeup reviews or
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: her eating reviews? What is it?
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: The food for me. I was like, you know, they
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: were just, she posts, I don't, is she a robot?
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: I don't even know if she's real. I've never met her,
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: but like she posts. seven TikToks a day. I don't
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: know anyone.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: And then deletes a lot of them.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Posting as much as her.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I know. Yeah. Like, I don't know. Then realizes it's
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: wrong and then deletes it. And it is amazing. I
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: have been blocked, I'm pretty sure. So I will miss
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: these moments and then I'll see your... You gotta get
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: a burner account. Then I'll see your... You're eating the
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: bagel or whatever.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: And I love it. I just think she's so unhinged.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: The filming is terrible. It's honestly the easiest impression to
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: do because I could like drop my phone and people
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: will think it's intentional. Like I'm like, this is sick.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: I'm just going to eat my sunglasses. These sunglasses are sick.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: It's insane.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: And like the S's and like, I don't know. She
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: just goes off and I love it. And she likes
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: it too. She keeps posts. She'll post my stuff, which
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: I'm always like.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, she does. She likes it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: She likes it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: Good.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: She did a highlight reel. You know, she has like
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: a team of 10, 10 social media people working for her.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: She did, like, highlight reels of all the people who
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: do impressions of her.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know Hannah did one early on.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Hannah Burner, yes. And Andrea did one, and there were
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: a couple others. And she, like, I'm like, oh, wow,
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: we made it to the highlight reel. Hannah and Andrea
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: and I were, like, texting.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: My favorite is, and I don't do the great New
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: York-y voice of hers, but what I loved was when
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: she was obsessed talking about the reality reckoning and that
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: she would, like, use, like, Football references that made no sense.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Where she's like, it's a game. It's a game. And
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: you've got six people against seven. And you know what?
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: You're going to take it to the end zone. And
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: if you miss that punt kick, don't come crying to me.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Because it's kill or be killed. And don't know if
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: it's about popcorn or big hot dog up your asshole.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: But Andy's going to put it there and you're going
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: to accept it. And when you shed it out, don't
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: come crying to me. And you're like, what the fuck
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: is this? Like, it was.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: In the zone, I'm Tom Brady, and this is the
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: fucking news.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: You may not like the Patriots. Don't hate me. I
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: still went to the Super Bowl 18 times. I have
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: a bunch of rings. You're jealous? Guess what? This ring
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: could make a crown, and I could shove it up
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: your asshole. Whose dick do I need to suck to
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: make you realize that Andy Cohen is an asshole?
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: And i'm just like oh my god oh my god
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: when someone needs to ai like do you remember what
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: she had tom brady yeah do.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: You remember when she had the show um with frederick
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: the realtor vaguely what was it called first of all
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: for the most successful person that's ever walked on earth
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: i mean she's so donald trump and talking about her
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: own successes it's it's literally the same it's like if
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: and I.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Discovered her later. I didn't watch her on Housewives. Well,
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: she had a show with Frederick.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Who is, I think, I can't remember what, he's foreign,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: but he's like, not English, he's like South African or something.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: He's this good looking guy and he's gay and now
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: he's married with two kids, but he was on Million
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Dollar Listing in New York and then went to LA.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: At some point, they met and had a gay man, rich,
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Upper West Side love relationship where She thinks that she's
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: special to him and she's just one of many.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: But she doesn't realize that. So she thinks they're best friends.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: And they decide, let's have a show together. Great. We're
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: going to flip houses together. One season. And it was–
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: both of them were so– Like used to doing reality
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: TV that, you know, that they walked into a unit
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: and it was like, how quickly can we get out
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: of here and get the shot that we're required to
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: do to get this fucking dumb show? So every episode
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: was for walking around going like getting in a bathtub.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: And being like, who wants to go down on me
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: for this bathtub? Like every little thing was like, she's like,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: whose dick do I need to suck to get an
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: offer in it today? Oh my God, I'm dying. I'm
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: drying right now. This is what we're going to do.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: And it was like, and then boom, next thing. And
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: so what happened was they have some deal go bad.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: And She goes on camera and is like all pissed
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: at him telling the world that he didn't like communicate
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: properly as her realtor. And then she was like, you're
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: a snake oil man or something. Snake oil. You're a snake.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Snake oil salesman. Okay. You're a snake oil salesman. Is
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: that right? You're an oil salesman or a snake oil salesman?
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: She called him something that, I'm like, I don't think
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: a realtor wants to be called that, okay? And so
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: then that's what ended the show. I don't think anyone
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: was watching either, but it was just like, you know.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: But it was constantly.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Bethany and the Zeitgeist.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was constantly like the dirty stuff that she
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: would say. To like be shocking. Like, oh, Bethany, you know,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: like she's so, this is the girl who peed on
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: a stick when she found out she, you know, on camera,
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: the first person to pee on a stick. You know,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: she's like, I was the first one who showed that
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: I was pregnant on camera. I didn't know I was pregnant. Yeah, right.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: And I had the cameras come as I squatted, I
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: peed on it. And I was like, oh my God,
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: this is bad.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: The best is she can really make a video or
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: a moment out of nothing.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: It's a skill.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: The other thing that is amazing is all the bad
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: acting when you go back. Like, there's a scene where
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: her assistant is like, it's so bad. She goes, oh, wow.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: This isn't good.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: What?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Tell me. Tell me what's going on. Tell me what's
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: going on. Have you heard of Perez Hilton? She's like, yeah,
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: he's just like a, I don't know. He's like a TMZ,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: but he's like some guy.
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: Why? Why?
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: What?
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: What's going on? I don't know if I can tell
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: you this, Bethany. He just posted that you're pregnant. Are
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: you fucking kidding me? How would he know that? Nobody
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: knows that I'm pregnant. This is not even three months yet.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: This is really, really bad. How did Perez Hilton know
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: that I was pregnant?
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: This is.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Just settle down. It's okay, Bethany. We can fix this. No,
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: we can't fix it. The world can't know I'm pregnant yet.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: I wanted to have one private moment. This is fucking bullshit.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: I hate that asshole. I'm like, if you're telling me.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: You deserve an Emmy for this.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: If you're telling me. This whole scene. That Bethany did
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: not have a conversation with Perez Hilton. Yeah. About posting
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: this and having it go up and telling her assistant,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: act like you're surprised the cameras are here with Bethany
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Ever After or whatever the first thing was where she
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: gets pregnant. It is such bad acting. I have to
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: go watch this. The acting is horrific. Horrific. But I'm
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: obsessed with it.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: I'm also obsessed with the fact that she did a
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: movie that I was offered a part in.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: She's in a movie?
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: Like acting movies?
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: That is where Ramona goes. Well, you know what, Bethany?
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: I really think you should tell your daughter that you
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: did some nudity. That's right. Don't you have a daughter?
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Don't you have a daughter? Did you do a naked
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: movie where you show the boobs? And then that's when
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Bethany's like, mention it all! And that's where she does
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: her legs. Mention it all because they're filming. No, the
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: story was I was trying to get, you know, trying
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: to make it. And I went to the drama log, which...
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even, worse than Craigslist, worse than
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: anything that could ever happen to a human. It's basically
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: today's dark web. But you could get it on a newsstand.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: I go and I do this awful thing where they
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: put a frog head on me and I had to
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: roller skate in this Sylmar reservoir. But I was so
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: desperate to get any tape, I was told, you know,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: there's no small parts. Sure. Anyway, we're driving home from
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Sylmar and the guy throws me the script and he goes,
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: would you like to be in this? These doctors are
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: investing in this movie and you're a part of this. Well,
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: I start reading it and there's this scene where the girl,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: one girl, they're laying out and the girl is like, oh,
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: would you like some suntan lotion or something? And then
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: she goes and like puts it on her chest. The
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: girl's like, I'm not into doing this. And then the
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: other character's like, whoa, what's the big deal? You know? Okay.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Anyway, this is like a dare scene.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: So I was always like, oh, I think this is
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: porn or whatever. And then the person's like, oh, shut up.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: You think like Michelle Pfeiffer hasn't done porn? I was like, well,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she has done it or not,
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: but I'm like, I'm not going to be on the
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: streets if I don't do this. I did go to
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: college and I have a family and I don't think
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I want to do this suntan lotion scene. Anyway, this
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Instagram account called Celeb Fail, they just pull up everything.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: They're just like a Bethany. And all of a sudden
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: I see the movie scene.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: And she did it.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: She did the scene.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: You guys are up for the same part. She did.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: And it's just a cheesy thing, and it's not overly
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: sexual or nudie, but maybe she showed her boobs in
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: it or something. Who cares? But that was the movie.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: And I knew her from.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: L.A.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: I even think she took a growlings class. I had
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: her number from meeting her at this place called Rebecca's.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: We did know each other, and we're the same age. Oh,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: my God. Anyway, I find that just so amazing. That's amazing. Okay,
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: so let's do a little... um Bethany um has just
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: discovered a a new salad in the Hamptons oh okay yeah.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: This salad is insane have you had this salad have
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: you had this is a lobster cob salad I never
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: had lobster cob I mean I feel like I feel
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: like I eat lobster and I eat lobster with caviar,
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: lobster with drawn butter, but like on a Cobb salad.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Like who knew you could elevate this shit to the
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: next level? This salad is so at the level. I'm obsessed.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: I'm obsessed with this salad. Is it $ 58?
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Worth every freaking penny. I'm going to get another one
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: for my daughter. I'm going to get one for Brynn.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: She's going to take it to school tomorrow. Lobster Cobb.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: She's going to love it. She, you know. We're over
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Trader Joe's. We're only doing lobster cob salads for lunch now.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Can I just ask you a quick question?
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Do you have a fish allergy or not, Bethany?
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: You know, sometimes I do. You know, one time I
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: blew up when I had catfish. Who the hell eats catfish, huh?
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: What are you, South Carolina? No, this is East Hampton, okay? Lobster,
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: I'm fine with. I cannot eat catfish in South Carolina,
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: if you know what I mean, okay? The people there,
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: you know, I don't know. I don't know who comes
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: from there, but I had an allergic reaction, okay? That's
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: all I'm going to say.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Come at me, bro.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: Come for me. You want to fight me? Come for me.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Come for me.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Dare you.
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Dare you.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: You guys are going to hate this, but I'm going
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: to eat lobster cobb salad. I'm going to put peanut
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: butter on it. You want to come for me? I
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: don't give a shit. I'm over it.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: It's always the challenges of like, you know what I'm
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: going to do? I'm going to put cream cheese. on
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: peanut butter and I'm going to mix it with a
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: chocolate fudge sauce and a truffle salt. And you can
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: go fuck yourselves if you're not going to eat this
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: up your throat like Jesus.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: You know what she did yesterday or like two days ago?
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: And I saw it and I was like, is she
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: challenging me? I think she's like daring me at some.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: She goes, she goes, I just want a light snack,
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: a little protein snack. She's like, I'm going to take
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: a slice of turkey, deli meat turkey, and I'm going
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: to take this tuna salad. I'm going to fill the
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: turkey with the tuna salad. And then do a turkey
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: roll up. And I was like, she's putting tuna in
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: a piece of turkey and she takes a bite. She's like, mm.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: I love when she takes a bite and she closes
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: her eyes and she's.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Like, mm, mm. Oh, you know when she started that word, Vavoon?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: What did she call it? Davoon. Davoon. And she tried to, like,
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: make it her own. But I guess it was, like,
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: in Greece or something.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Davoon.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Was it?
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Somebody pulled it up. And it was, like, in the
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: movie Greece. It's Davoon. Like, by one of the, like,
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: goofy characters.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: I can't believe I didn't know that. I only watched
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Greece for, like, the first 15 years of my life.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: And she kept thinking, like, it was like don't stop
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: making fetch happen like she kept trying to think that
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: we would start using the word Devon but nobody did
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I love.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: That I have a list in my phone that I
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: keep of just Bethany words like Benunza insane Devon at
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: the level like just like whatever she says that's how
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: I just have a list and then I like have
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: fun with it I don't.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Write those God bless Bethany because she does give Us Entertainment.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: I can't stop.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: But I do wonder with certain people, like, do you
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: ever watch Real Housewives of OC? No. Okay, well, there's
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: this girl, woman, Shannon Bedore. Shannon Storm is Bedore. She's
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: since gotten divorced.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: But Bedore was her maiden name.
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: And....
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I think, especially with reality stars, they can almost become
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: a caricature of themselves.
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: And especially if they see people. And also, I think
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: the producers would say to her, now say your full name.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Because she'd be like, Shannon Bedore doesn't really care about
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: what other people think. Shannon Bedore.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: In the third person. Yeah.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, she said Bedore all
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: the time. But if you watch maybe the first season,
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: she doesn't talk about herself like Shannon Bedore.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: And she doesn't do the hands and everything. And so
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: then I think she realized that's what people– but also
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: that's what makes– like when you see memes of yourself
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: being iconic and all that, then you're like, well, that's
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: my shtick.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: So– I do Luann now because Luann's a huge– she's
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: done that whole– right? Luann has become even more Luann
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: than Luann ever was.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Darling. Darling.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Are you coming to my cabaret?
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: Yes. Wow.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's a whole new show. It's called Mary Fuck Kill.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: And you're absolutely going to love it.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: And everyone gets served eggs a la Francaise in the audience.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: It's really spectacular. And I sing only Stevie Nicks covers.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Did you hear Stevie Nicks? I'm dead over it.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: It's the best ever. I want to go to the show.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: I love it because she sticks with it. She goes
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: for it. I've been to the show like five times.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: I'm so jealous. She was in New York the last
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: three nights.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: It is just a good time.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: It's just a good time.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: She puts on a show.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: She puts on a show. It's fun. And it's fun
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: because like, you know, any of those shows, but because
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: it's music versus like standup, it's a little more participatory
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: as far as like you're singing, you're dancing. You can
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: kind of talk during it.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: It's not.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Right. So it's like especially. And so you're with your
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: group of people. And I think that's why. And it's
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: one of those things you can keep going. It doesn't matter,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: you know, if you went last year or two years ago.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: She'll always have new looks.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, she will. I love her. OK, so I want
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: to ask you about Hilaria Baldwin.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Where were you? Because I remember where I was. I
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: think this is one of the greater moments of pop
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: culture in the last 10 years is discovering that Alec
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Baldwin's wife and mother of their six or seven kids. Seven. Seven.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Who we all thought was from Spain.
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: An immigrant. Was in fact born and raised in Boston
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: and only spent one summer in In Spain, where her
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: wealthy parents own a summer home. And I, to this day,
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: believe that Alec Baldwin married her thinking that she really
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: was Spanish because I don't think he ever asked her,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: tell me about your high school career. I don't think
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: he ever asked her.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Did you do the plays?
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: You play a little field hockey. Yeah, no, it was wild.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: How is this not a documentary yet?
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: It's funny because people have talked to me about it.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: There's a whole group on Reddit that like made my
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: impression popular. And I've been approached by people who are like,
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: I want to do a documentary or I want to
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: do this or I want to do that. And I'm like,
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know about this family. Like I think kind
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: of stay away and do my little impression. She doesn't
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: like it. I don't think she likes my impression. I
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: think it's like borderline like, Maybe she finds it offensive.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: I think she's sensitive to it. But also, she had
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: so many opportunities to, like, come clean. And she didn't.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: She leaned in harder. Well, she sort of came clean,
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: and then she will still do the accent. Because I
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: just think it's just been going on for so long.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: And that, you know.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: She, like, believes that she's this person.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's so many moments that were just beyond shocking.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: And I wonder, like, Okay, it's fine that your husband,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: who just thought you were hot, didn't care. And he
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: was obsessed with Selma Hayek before.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: I heard this, yes.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: And I also heard that he'd go to that vegan
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: restaurant and somebody gave her the heads up. He goes
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: here all the time. And he's into Spanish-speaking girls. And
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: she had just started doing her Spanish ballroom or something.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: And she spoke Spanish. So then she sat down and
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: was speaking Spanish. And then he goes, I have to
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: meet you.
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: And that's how they met. And then.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: It's really wild. And then we found out in the
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: pandemic is when her high school friends, I think, like,
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: you know, with TikTok and, like, people were bored sitting
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: at home. They were, like, they outed her.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: No, I think there was one particular... Shit, I apologize.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: There was one person that put it all together.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: A really good Instagram account.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: Like someone on Instagram, yes.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: And I just can't remember who it was, but they
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: put it all together. Like, all the evidence of, like...
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: the cucumber on the show, on the cooking show.
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: Cucumber?
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: How you say?
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: So she was cooking. Let's just do that. So we
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: were cooking. So today we have a great chef, Hilaria Baldwin,
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: who's so busy. You have so many children.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: I have like four or six now. It's just hard
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: to count.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: And you're married to Oscar winner Alec Baldwin. Yes.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Alec Baldwin is my husband, though.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: I love him.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: And so what are you going to cook for us today?
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: Today we are going to make a... El salado, you know,
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: have you have you have for lunch, you know, when
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: you want to feel healthy and stuff like that. But
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: like you also it's like we're going to do tomatoes.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: And then I how you say in English the cucumber.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Cucumber.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: Yes. Yes.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: That's and we are going to chop chop and then
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: we're going to eat it. And it's just like, oh,
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: it's so delicious.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: You know, like delicious. Yes.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: It's really so tasty. You know, my kids speak.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: English so well. I really admire you because I took
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Spanish in high school. I don't speak any. Oh. So
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: when did you learn English so well?
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: I would go, you know, I'm from España.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: I'm from a town outside of España.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: It's called Boston.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: Have you heard? Do you know? It's a beautiful place.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: We have a lot of good comida, like clam chowder.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Yeah.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: It's very cultural.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: So we just always spoke Spanish, you know, in my
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: family and like with my friends. And then I was
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: a dancer. And so like I... Sometimes I just speak
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: English a lot. and Spanish a lot. It depends on,
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: you know, whose home I am visiting.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's. You know what I thought? Okay, so I
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: just remembered that when it was all put together, it
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: was so amazing because it was like not only the
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: cucumber thing. Then she was on a podcast where– Blatantly
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: like lies and where they're like, you speak Spanish so well,
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: that whole thing. And she just went for it. And
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: then I saw the whole thing of, I know I'm wondering,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: did I, did I read an article or was there
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: like a little document? There was something about the dancing
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: where then she started working at the dance studio, the
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: ballroom dance studio. And that's how she kind of got
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: into the Spanish world.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: She would compete. I think she would dance. I think too.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Okay. Like, And, but I remember when it was all
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: going down and everybody, no, I know how it started.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: It was something like Amy Schumer made fun of the
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: fact that she was like on her head a week
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: after giving birth or whatever.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: And Amy was like, just had just given birth at
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: the same time. So there was some little joke and
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: then she kind of attacked Amy. And that's when the
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: person then goes, are you fucking kidding me? Like you've
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: been pretending to be Spanish for years. And that's when
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: it all just started to come. Where it was like,
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: everybody was like, oh my God. And then she was like,
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I want to talk to you for a minute. And
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: she does like the whole talking to the camera. Like,
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: you know, defending herself. And I remember Ireland Baldwin was like,
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: This is the sweetest woman I know and stop being
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: so mean. I get it. Like your stepmom was. But I.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: Don't know.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, but then it is kind of like, hey,
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: if someone wants to identify as a whole nother thing,
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: are we supposed to accept that?
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: I don't think an ethnicity is something you can just identify.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: I agree. No, I agree, but I feel like that's
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: what she was trying to do.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: She's trying to normalize that.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Why isn't it okay? Right. But the real reason it's
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: not okay is that she literally, because of her privilege
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: of being married to Alec Baldwin and being this Spanish girl,
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: anytime they wanted to check a box and have someone
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Spanish host a TV show, be on the red carpet
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: answering questions, be on the cover of Latina magazine. She
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: got it over real Latina, Latinas that are actresses or
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: hosts or whatever, models. And that is where, that's why
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: it was a real problem.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: Because it's like someone wearing blackface almost. It's weird. It's
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: a strange thing to like morph into. I didn't mean for,
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: to do her, to go viral. That was a, that
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: was like, that happened to me by accident. I literally like,
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: When you were like, where were you? I was like, oh,
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: I was on my couch in my pajamas. I have
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: no makeup on. I didn't expect to go viral or anything.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: That's when you like, you know, when you don't try
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: at all. It's an 11 second video. And I was like,
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: I just went on my Instagram and I was like,
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: I too understand. You know, I went to La Universidad
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: de Boston. And that's where I went to school. Like,
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: I just said that because I went to Boston University.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: You did in real life.
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, OK.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: And that's what I said. And people like it went super.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: And then the L.A. Times called me a tick tocker.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, my God, I'm I'm a
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: tick tocker.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: I have like a new title under my belt.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: And then you just did it recently because you had
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: kind of a weird moment that a paparazzi caught. Oh, yeah.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: And it was the it was the fakest phone call.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: She looks great. She's wearing like these little black shorts.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: She's doing the mob wife. Aesthetic.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: She's like a leather jacket over her shoulders.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like little black shorts and little like fishnet
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: lines and heels. And she walks by like ignoring the
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: paparazzi on purpose. And she's like, oh, okay, that's wonderful.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: I love that for you. So we'll go to the
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: dinner now. And you did that perfectly. Thank you.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: She also, I don't know if you noticed, she has
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: no bag and she has a coffee cup that has
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: no top on it. It was almost like someone's standing
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: around the corner and they're like, phone, cup. You're on
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: an errand.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Like, go.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: And you know what?
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: That is my biggest pet peeve about props in movies
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: is coffee cups that are empty.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Because you can tell there's no weight to them. It's
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: not hot and there's no weight.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: But then to also not even have a cover to it.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: And this isn't even a movie. This was an Instagram post.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: I mean, the production value is insane. It is so wild, though. And, like,
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: whenever she does anything, she goes dark. She takes months
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: off of Instagram and, like, I did a lot of
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: her because these people would like DM me and be like,
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: did you see what she did?
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: You got to do this. You got to do this.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: And it's hard to come up with your own version
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: of it because sometimes it's just there.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: You know, you don't have to do much.
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: And we look alike. So people were like, I thought
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: it was really her, but it's you. And I'm like, oh, shit.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: And I've been blocked on TikTok before. I've had people
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: like report them. I don't know if she has people
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: reporting my shit, but who knows what happens.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: So then when that happens on TikTok, then they don't.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: I get blocked.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: You mean they just don't give your stuff any love
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: in the algorithm?
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: No, like I couldn't sign on once for a week.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: And I was like, as an addicted TikToker.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: And then what happens when you're on probation? Like, does
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: it just after a week, they just let you back on?
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Or do you have to contact someone at TikTok?
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: No, after a week, I was allowed back on. I'd
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: try at least 12 times a day.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: I made a burner account because I was like, well,
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: I have to watch other TikToks if I can't post myself.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: That's so scary.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Scary.
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: Scary.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: I've had it like done on Instagram to like sound
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: taken down only on those videos.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, what do you think is going to
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: happen to her as time goes on?
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I feel like she just she doesn't
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: need to be in the public eye. Like she could
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: just be a mom, you know, or or teach yoga
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: or like do what she was doing. I feel like
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: she had this like obsession with being famous.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Well, she did, because I think she first was like, well,
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: we knew she was his wife. But also she would
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: was like one of those moms that used her kids
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: as All the time and, you know, could make food
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: from scratch and then but also like stand on her
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: head and do like a yoga pose. And she had
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: a great body and she was pretty. Yeah. So men
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: and women, everybody is sort of attracted. There's like this
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: new thing of like these moms that are like really
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: put together and skinny and they're like in their 30s,
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: but they have a lot of kids. Like in my day,
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: it was really weird if you had like more than
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: three kids.
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: That's a lot.
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: And then back in the 70s, like people had like
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: five and six. Now I feel it's like a flex
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: to be like, that's how rich I am.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: That I can have like six kids.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: And I don't. So weird. And like the flex of like,
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: and I don't have to work.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Because my husband makes so much money. I can like
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: make my own bread with my kid. Yeah.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Or I could just do yoga because I have four nannies.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: So.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: I can just do my own thing. Anyway, it doesn't
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: matter how many kids are around.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: I watched Kris Jenner's masterclass. This is off topic the
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: other day. And she said that when she was 16,
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: she had a dream that she had six children.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: That is true.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: She always wanted six kids.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: She made it happen.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: So then when she ended it with Robert and then
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: she met Bruce at the time, then when she had
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: tried to have a baby, then she got pregnant at 40.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: And I remember Courtney being like, I'm like, what did
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: you think of that? Because I've known them forever. And
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Courtney was like, we thought it was so gross. Like,
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: we're like, you're so old.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: But she's fulfilling the dream.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: And now Courtney has had her baby at 44. But
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Courtney thought it was so gross that she had a
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: baby at 40 and 42. So they have the good
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: reproducing genes. And then, yeah, so then she wanted to
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: have another one. So that there'd be like friends.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Which I've had people do that too where there's a
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: big break. They're like, well, let me just have one more.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so they have each other.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: But yeah, no, she really did always want to have.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Wow. I can't imagine. I have two puppies and I actually,
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: I want to kill myself right now.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: I'm dying. The first like paragraph of her book is, Chris's,
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: it was like, in a jet in Paris that looks
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: like a perfect Chanel purse. Something like that, I knew,
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: and I'm with Kim, and I knew this is exactly
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: where I'm meant to be. And it goes back to
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: like the manifesting and all that stuff that she's like.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: I love that.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: This isn't, it's like she's not really surprised.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Which is like very cool. So wait, you were saying
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: you have two baby puppies.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: You got, they're twins.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: They're from the same litter, yeah.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: What kind are they?
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: They're toy poodles. Although I might have gotten gypped. They're
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: going to be bigger than toy, but. Hopefully not too
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: big because they have to travel.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: And now, because you're Kris Jenner, is that why you
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: wanted two, like Kendall and Kylie?
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I really needed two. You know, I want them
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: to have each other to play because I'm so busy. Yeah.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: It's really nice to just let them fight all day.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: And how old are they now?
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: Three months. No, four months almost.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: And you had to take them on the plane?
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: I did, yeah.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: How do you do that? You have one carrier for
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: the both of them?
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: On Delta, you can have, here's the rule for anyone
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: flying Delta, but you can have two puppies if they're
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: the same breed under six months and like under the
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: weight limit or whatever. And they checked off those boxes.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: So yeah, they were in one carrier.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: And they can go under your seat?
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: If they behave well. You know?
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: I had to, like, hide one of them in a sweatshirt.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: One of them went to the bathroom with my boyfriend.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, he shit on the wee-wee pad in
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: the bathroom.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: We were coming back from Oregon last night after looking
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: at the schools for my son.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, nice.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: And there were these two dads, like a couple, and
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: they had these adorable, identical twin boys that were about
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: a year and a half. Okay.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: Human boys, not— Human boys.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: And throughout the day, you know, they were there on time.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: They're letting them run around. The boys were fine.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: But then something was going down with the dads. It
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: was a full flight. And one dad, it was just like,
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: remember those two dads that we saw? Think about the girls.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: Think about the girls.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Well, one dad was like trying to calm down angry dad. Uh-oh.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: And angry dad was just like, no, this isn't right. Like,
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: I paid for this seat and da-da-da. And I'm like,
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: what is going on? So then they go, I'm so sorry.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: We're going to have to deplane.
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, no motherfucker. Like I've been in Oregon
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: for three days. This is last night. We're already landing
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: at like eight 30. I'm like, this is going to
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: make it like midnight. Right. So, and we're coming into
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: the store.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: So I get up and fly to town. It's like,
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: what are you doing? I'm like, they just said for
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: us to deplane. She's like, oh no, no, no. The
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: cops are coming now. So then the cops come and
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: they're just like, you got to get off to the
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: two dads and the two boys. And I'm like, wait, what?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: what happened and why are they so mad? So then
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: the one guy leaves, the one dad with the one twin,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: and then the other one comes and he's got all
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: these bags and he's like, sorry if my bag hits you,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: but these are my bags and dah, dah, dah. And
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: so then he goes, goes through with the baby and
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: they get off. And so then I'm like, so I
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: figured out what happened.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: They did buy four seats.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: So each kid had out. And so then he wanted
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: four carry ons, but they said, while we were waiting,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: And this is the last– they said over and over,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: it's a full flight. If you're in group C or D,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: which they were, you're going to have to check in
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: your check-in bags now.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: And they were like, no, probably because they have like
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: a lot of kid stuff. So he was like, no,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: I paid for these seats. No. But they can't help
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: it if there's no room.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: And then mean dad got mean to the– nasty to
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: the flight attendant. And she was like, F off. I
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: don't care if you have kids. You're rude to me.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Screw you, dude. Get off the plane. And all I
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: could think about was like, oh, my God. Now you
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: have two one and a half year olds in an
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: airport in an airport after you've already been there for
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: two hours. And now you've got to try to find
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: a flight and you can't go back on Alaska probably
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: because now you're probably banned. Listen to anybody on a plane.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: This is not a restaurant. The customer is not always right. No.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: I don't care what they do to you. I don't
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: care if they move you from your seat. Like, even
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: if I paid for a seat and they were like, move,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: I'd just be like, let me just document it. Let
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: me talk about it on Juicy Scoop the next day.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: There you go.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'll get a free ticket. Just get me the
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: fuck home.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: Like, even if you're right, people.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Don't think that you're going to win. Ten minutes before
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: a flight comes off.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: You're not going to win. It's funny when you said that.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: I just had PTSD of me moving to L.A. last year,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: and I was flying with seven duffel bags, one dog
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: at the time, my dog who passed away. And I
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: had this carry-on that was like a small luggage, you know,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: that was a carry-on. And they said, oh, you have to.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: And we had already missed a flight. That's the best.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: We already missed one flight.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: So this is like four hours later. I'm drunk, and
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: I had to put it up top. I was going
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: to put it up top. They said we have to
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: check it. And it had my jewelry in it and
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: like my stuff for my grandmother, like anything good in
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: my life was in that bag. And I was like,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: I just started sobbing. And I was like, you can't
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: take this bag away from me.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Like I need it. I'm moving. I need it.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: And they took it and they checked it and I'm
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: still sitting there sobbing. And this one nice flight attendant,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: he came over to me and he was like, what's
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: your favorite cocktail?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know, old fashioned.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: And he gave me like four drinks. I was a
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: mess the whole flight. I cried, but I was drinking.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: So I was like even more emotional. It was anyway,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: he was very nice, but I didn't win. I didn't
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: get to keep the bag.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: You are not going to win.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: Nope.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Not in an airline. You also learned.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: I just decided this this year in all my traveling
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: of standup. I used to always want to have a
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: carry-on because I was like, God forbid they lose my
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: thing and I got to look cute tonight.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: And I want my special jeans and my whatever. Once
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: I just relinquished that and took one big bag that
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: I could like keep shit on a hanger and check it.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: So freeing.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: And I just am like, if it gets lost, it
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: gets lost. I walk out, I have a great fucking story.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: That's so true. I've never not checked a bag. I
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: don't care if it's a day or two. I love checking.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: I have to check a bag and then just be
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: free in the airport to like buy candy, walk around.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: I can't believe all these years that I was like
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: pulling the thing like so or I would if I
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: checked a bag. Yeah, I'd make sure like I had
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: my badges in this bag and I had this and then,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: you know, everything I needed to perform. And I used
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: to give away like reusable straws.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't you? I would love to read.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: I need a reusable straw.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's so great to be like, what was
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: I thinking? Like a guy would ever care. You were progressive.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: That's what you were thinking. You were like, the environment
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: is fucked. I'm going to give reusable straws as my merch.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm so jealous of Guy comics. You do a lot.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: So you do stand-up.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: I do stand-up, yeah.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Do you have dates you want to tell us about?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Anything coming up?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm hosting.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: I'm doing a fun brunch show. I hate stand-up in
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: the day, but this sounded fun because it's at City
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: Winery in New York City.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: And we have good people on it.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: I've performed there. It's a great place.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good venue. I love doing shows there.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: So they were like, you want to do a 2
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: o'clock brunch show? I was like, yeah, sure. It's February 24th.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: So come.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: I think that is great.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: I think shows in the day.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: It's where it's at. Really?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: I think after the pandemic, yes.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Or earlier. Like I just told my agent, let me know, people.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: I get gigs and then we sell out the first one.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: And then if there's an option for a second, I
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: already told him, I go, if I get to a
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: place that I sold it out quick enough that I
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: feel confident I can sell it the second.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I think we'd rather do it at 5
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: than 9.30. Okay. Because at 5, ladies can come, they
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: can have dinner, and they can still be in their
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: bed by 9. I like that. I think even for
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: millennials and stuff, people are just not into going out
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: late anymore.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: No, they're not. There was an article. It was like
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: 6 p.m. is the new 8 p.m.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: Reservation.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: And I was like, yeah, kind of. I like going
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: out early and being like, oh, my God, it's like
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: 9 o'clock and I can just do nothing the rest
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: of the night. That's so nice.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know. And then also when you go
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: out too late, there's that time that you like might
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: go home and have that time to take a nap.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: That's really bad. The nap before getting cute, especially if
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: the weather's not nice. Good fucking luck.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: You're never going to make it out.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: No, you're not. That's why I do like a six
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: o'clock dinner or whatever. Yeah. I, yeah, I, I love it.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: I love, I think this is a post pandemic world, though,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: like we're like, you know, 10 o'clock used to be like, yeah,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: I'd eat dinner at 10 or I'd go to a
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: show at 10 or I'll do an 11 o'clock spot
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: on a show. And now I'm like, that feels so late.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: Like if I were the audience, I wouldn't want to
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: be there at that hour unless it's like a Saturday
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: night and it's like, you know, a great weekend.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: Nice weather.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: But like, yeah, I just.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: But then there also is something kind of great when
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: you do go out and like really rip it.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: And you got drunk, provided you have nothing the next day.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: Sure.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: And then you wake up and you like a little hungover,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: a little dry mouth. And you're like, I did it.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: I did it.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: You're like, I'm cool again.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: I ripped it. I was not asleep till 145. That's
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: how great it was.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Got to bring that back.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: That's me every night right now with these dogs who
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: are on East Coast time. I'm like. I go to
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: bed at 1 and I'm like, oh, my God, they're
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: crying and it's only 4. That's three hours of sleep.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: Like how did new mother– how do new mothers do it?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: How do they do it? I don't know. I think
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: that with the twins that you have– My twins. Have
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: you thought of a co-sleeper?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: A co-sleeper?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I saw this for humans and I
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: thought this could be really good for dogs too.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: What is your program? Please sign me up.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: You– It's like a little crib that you put under
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: your mattress that's right next to you. So they're not
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: in your bed.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: But they're right next to you.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: So then you can just reach over and rub them. Yeah.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: I have them in two rooms away and they're still
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: bothering me.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: They're in their crates right now.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: You're one of those mothers.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: I don't want them to like shit in my room
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: or anything.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: I'm one of those.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: You do dog carriers on your body? No.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: I do like a bag.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: My boyfriend does those and they love it.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: He's like really a good parent. I'm like not a
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: good dog owner. I think that's my next like comedy thing.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: My special should be like bad dog mom. You know
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: what I mean?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: I just want to see somebody when they go to
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: pick up their dog do that thing where it's like
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: they have the pink and blue like blankie and then
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: you have to take off your shirt like in the hospital.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Just pull tits out and you're just like. And you
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: just have to take one. And the men do, too.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: You know, like men now do it with their babies.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: And I really need someone to do that.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: I'll do that for you. I actually did that this morning, honestly. Like,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: not on purpose. But they were like, I was like,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: what do we do?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: They ate.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: Let's just put them on our chest and see if
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: they'll fall asleep. And we slept for an hour in
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: the bed like that. And I was like, oh, my God.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: Is this what I have to do? Do they have
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: to sleep with me?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: They'll sleep with me eventually.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: My dog. Do you think you're going to get married?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: At some point. When I can afford the whole wedding.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: When I can just- Oh, you want a big shebang.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: I want a big shebang.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: I grew up- Do you want bridesmaids?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: No. No.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: I don't care about any of that stuff. But like
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: my bat mitzvah was like a wedding. You know what
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: I mean?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: Like I like- How much money did you get for that?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: For my bat mitzvah?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: I don't remember. I have no idea how much money
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: I got.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: Got.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: I don't even know where it went.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: Did it go by to your college or you don't know?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: It probably did. Or my parents took it and I
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: should just hit them up and be like, hey, what
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: happened to that bat mitzvah money? I did sell every
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: piece of Tiffany's jewelry I got for my bat mitzvah.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: I just remember it was like I had a couple
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Jewish friends and they had their bat mitzvah, which was
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: just like, you know, at a hotel.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: And DJ and everything. And at that time, Catholics got confirmation.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Now they moved it up to 16, which is just.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Such a mistake because you just used to do it
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: your eighth grade year at the Catholic school and just
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: everybody did it. Even though they said you didn't have
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: to do it, you're like, well, you're going to be
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: the one like weird atheist that doesn't do it. So,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: but literally like no party, no gift. And I'm like,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: this sucks.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: Bullshit.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. This really is not the same.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: This is really just a fashion show and people hand
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: you gifts because you're like dressed in a cool dress.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yes.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: It's not much more. But I don't know. I want
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: to have a wedding at some point. But I don't know.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: People have given up. We've been together for so long.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: How long have you been? Eight years. Oh, and you
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: guys were just doing the pookie thing.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: We did the pookie thing.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, so this couple, you guys went viral. And they
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: were just doing the showing off our outfits.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like an outfit of the day.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: But you know what also bugs me about TikTok? Some
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: person that just is like rich and then they're bored
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: housewife and they get on TikTok. TikTok. And they must
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: have hired somebody to help them do this.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: And so now they're doing the same thing that everyone
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: does where they take the earrings and they go. And
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: they like show the earrings and put them on. And
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: then they say, okay, you guys.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh. She might ring.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: They eat rings and the earrings. And so this girl
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Pookie is from the South and her husband. And I
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: guess people were freaked out. Did they think he was
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: gay or something? Why were they freaked out for them?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: He's like a robot.
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  Speaker 4: They think she's like being held captive. They're all like,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: blink twice if you're okay, Pookie. And he calls her Pookie.
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  Speaker 2: And he like can't move. And he's like, this outfit
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: looks absolutely fabulous. But I think they were fine when
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: it went viral. But then they found out that she
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: went to the Antebellum party.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: That they would do in Southern colleges, which is, you know,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: not a great theme.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: No, I saw some TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: Not a great time of history to be celebrating. No.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: And so then she had to do a big apology.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: Pookie went to the Kappa Sig party.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say, I saw some girl on
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: TikTok who was like, I went to college with Pookie,
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  Speaker 4: and let me tell you, I have some photos. And
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, man, they're all coming for her.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, Pookie's been canceled.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: I'm like, canceled for what?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Was she going on a tour with the opening for
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: J-Lo I didn't know about?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: It's fine. I'm obsessed with the videos.
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  Speaker 2: She's not going to go away.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: She did the right thing.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: No, they're in Aspen today. I was dumb.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: I went to this party. I was invited.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: She's like, I didn't pick the theme. I just participated.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: At this point, along with if you said something shitty—
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: About a celebrity on a podcast, but you actually are
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: like going to be in a movie next week. Like
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: you have a good agent. I say you got to
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: come clean with all of it. Yeah. Right now.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: You say, hey, if somebody finds it and a few
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: people on the internet get angry about it, I don't know.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Own it. Do you own it or is the new
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: advice to be ignore it? No. I think, well, I
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: think in some cases it's okay to ignore it.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it depends what it is.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Because I kind of feel like if you ignore it,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: it might be gone. Sometimes I think it feels like
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: it's such a bigger thing because it's happening to you.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: And then when you realize that not even your close
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: friends knew that people were coming for you because you
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: said something they didn't like. And you're like, to you,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: you feel like I'm getting canceled. My life's over. But
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: then I'm like, and then so you go and defend it,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: but then you don't defend it right. I mean, it's
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: one thing to be like have page six write about it.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: And then there's another where it's like a smaller.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: A Reddit group. Yeah.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: Like it's a smaller thing like that.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: Twitter.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: Now I kind of feel like my attitude has changed.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: I almost feel like sometimes I think it's okay to
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: just like.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Ignore it. Whatever.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: Who cares?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever. Who cares? There's my top.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: It's so cute.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: Tell everybody again where they can follow you and find
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: you and see you in person.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: You can find me anywhere on the internet at Anna Roisman, A-N-N-A-R-O-I-S-M-A-N.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: And I have a fun podcast called Big Wigs with
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: Andrea Lopez, who is a guest here. And yeah, I
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: don't know. Find me on Instagram because that's where I
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: post all my shows and stuff and dumb videos or TikTok.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: And of course, I'm at heathermcdonald.net. I have new shows out.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: If it hasn't sold out already, I'm March 16th in
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Thousand Oaks. And I'm also going to be in Scottsdale
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: on Friday, May 4th. Everything is at heathermcdonald.net. And that's it, guys.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: Get your merch and join Patreon and change your life.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: for it?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with. they have
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch what's it called it's.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: Dune ideal where dune ideal there's an accent on the
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: e do you mean yes i got it on done
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  Speaker 3: deal cars lift please you're going past oh kimmage no
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: done deal cars you couldn't possibly go anywhere else