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#103 - Drifting On A Budget! $25K! · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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Welcome back guys. Welcome to another episode of
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the Faction After Hours podcast. On today's episode, we are
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playing Drifting on a budget. This is a game me and Carl kind
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of just, I guess made out of thin air one time.
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And actually I think it was really just Carl that came up
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with this game, but I'll act like I had something to do with
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it too. Basically, we just go on
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Facebook Marketplace. The people that are playing the
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game pick, pick a car and they have to stay within a certain
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budget while they drift 5 events throughout the drift season.
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And the person that gets to the, I guess the person that uses the
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most money out of the budget without going past zero is the
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winner. So we try to make this game a
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little bit better and easier to understand every time.
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But honestly, it's just, it's a lot guys, we need to, we need to
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form some type of spinning wheel or something so that we can have
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different options 'cause I basically have to make them up
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as we go. But either way, it's a fun time.
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Faction Motorsports. Hi, everyone.
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OK. Well, welcome everybody to the
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Faction After Hours podcast. We're here to bring you another
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episode. I feel like this is everybody's
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one of one of the favorites of our episode lineup, I feel like
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and my least favorite. Why do you hate this so much?
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Because I have to do everything. We just spent fake money.
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Yeah, but I have to come up with everything.
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No, you don't. We're going to find a way where
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where we can relieve you of this responsibility.
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But joining us tonight, we have Princess Malcolm's Fianke.
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Fianke. Nana, can you do that?
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You don't got a button for that. I think I do.
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And of course, we have Malcolm over there piloting the ship.
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This one's fun. We haven't done this.
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So I had, you know, the brain. My brain is ready to go bro.
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And Princess has no idea what we're doing.
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Right. Yeah, She has no idea what this
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episode is or what this game is or even what it's called.
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This is called Drifting on a Budget, AKA Factionopoly.
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Yeah. Why don't you explain the?
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Game. Yeah, yeah, the game is that.
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For those who are new to the podcast.
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For those who are new to the podcast, thank you Princess.
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You're welcome. This game that we play is like
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there's a, we get a fictitious budget tonight.
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We're going to randomize the budget between a certain number,
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certain like 4, certain numbers or whatever and then OK.
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Where's he going? I don't know.
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I'll wait. His fudge sticks are here, I
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don't know what. He What else could he possibly
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need anyway? You get a budget, then you have
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to go through a whole season's worth of drifting and you want
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to get as close to the budget as possible.
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So you can't just be, you can't just be frugal and not spend any
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money. You need to be spending money in
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order to build credit. And to build credit is to be
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successful in America. Yeah, so the new thing we added
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is you, you have to get as close to the budget because if Chris
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plays, he just spends $4.00 every second, bro.
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It's not real. It's not.
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It's not. Yeah, exactly.
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And Carl's the opposite. Carl will spend all of his money
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and risk everything. As he should.
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Period. Yeah.
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What's life without living? Yeah.
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So what does Marco say? I gotta live before I die.
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Yeah, he just. What do you say?
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Give us something. Give us a message.
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Live. Before you die, don't forget.
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OK? Yeah.
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Thank you. Is that what I look like?
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Yeah, I was just, I was just thinking how I was.
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Stop. You're a baddie.
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Don't do that. I'm showing my boobs.
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OK, whore. What?
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What did we say? Frankie?
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Pop off clit. Pop off clit.
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OK, we don't need to tell anyone.
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We said that, yeah. That's what Frankie's like
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outside of the office. By the way.
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No, that's how Frankie's with Bestie.
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That's pop crazy. Clit.
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But all right. But yeah, so you want to get as
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close to the budget, You could do whatever you want.
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I have some ideas in my head. Shit, I might buy a little
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trampoline to bring in the track.
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You got to keep the can. I put an RV like you.
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Could try that's. A home.
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You could try, you can do. Whatever you want, but and you
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told her what I'd do in this game, right?
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Frankie tries to throw a wrench. He, Frankie, is life.
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OK. OK, and I'm here to fuck over.
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Everyone. Yeah, He's here to just make it
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not fun, Not not fun, but he's here to give you things, to make
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it simulate real life. Because things do happen in the
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drift season. We know this.
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The sport is literally there to beat on the car for as long as
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you're driving that thing. You know what I mean?
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We're going to do, we're going to change it up a little bit.
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Look, we're going to pick the events right now, five events
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for the drift season. Which ones are we going to?
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Opening moves or club moves and then lock city.
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No, no, no, yes. They have a Spring Invitational,
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right? Probably.
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OK, well, we're going to lock city.
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Where's that? That's in.
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Connecticut No I. Didn't.
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No. I don't think he went there.
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I think it is in Connecticut. I can't wait.
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I can't wait to go there though. Shout out to Mike and them boys
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over there. What's another track?
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Poconos. RSD Yep, ready set drift.
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Which is where we're going to be this Sunday, or I'm going to be.
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And then I asked Frankie and then he said work.
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I heard you invited a lot of people.
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To that, yeah, I mean, they said, they said that they were
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having problems filling the event.
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I was like, I want to go and then told a couple other people
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to go and. You see Mike, can you tell him
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we want him on the podcast? Yeah, I'm going to find Mike,
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don't worry. Because I realized we should
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have did that last week. What if he looks exactly the
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same? Yeah.
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I know red. I know what what is Mike in it
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look like? I haven't seen him in yeah, a
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long time. 10 years is kind of excessive.
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And then we got to do East Coast Bash, right?
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Pro Bro down. No we can't do pro Bro down
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because we got new drivers. What does that mean?
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We can go to Evergreen. She you need you need to be in B
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group for Evergreen we're. Just going to do a we're going
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to do. Evergreen.
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And then I trip to the pond, the last one.
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OK, when is that event though? That's.
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All the way in October. OK, so that's it.
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We. Should do that.
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That's five events I loved. That yeah, yeah, the little
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duckies in there. Trip to the pond was at Mid Pond
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in Alabama. Alabama.
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Arkansas. I do love my mountain.
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Nope. Do I know that song?
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Definitely. What song is that?
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I don't. Alabama, Arkansas.
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I do love my mountain paw. All right, well.
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Yeah, I know this is. Comfortable on the mic Club
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Moose opening moves is in New Jersey, lock cities in
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Connecticut, ready citrus in Pennsylvania, evergreens in
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Pennsylvania, and then you drive all the way down to Alabama,
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dude. Are we driving our drift cars to
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these places that we're trailing?
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That could be whatever you want. But you have to buy a trailer
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then. And right now, we're going to
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determine the budget. So right now, Malcolm, can you
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pull up the wheel onto the screen, please?
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That's smart. We're going to do it a little
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differently. We actually have no idea and we
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can't recall which ones we've done, so I said let's put it on
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a wheel. Frankie said no at first, and
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then we coerced him into using the wheel anyway.
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So now here's the wheel. We have 10 grand, 1520 and 25.
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What's so funny? I just, you're just funny, girl.
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I just never know. Literally what happened before
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the mics. Went on.
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She just goes. So here's the wheel.
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Like. This is what actually happened.
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Carl really wants to spin a wheel.
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Wait, I agreed with Carl. Stop.
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Yeah, this is a democracy. Carl.
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All right, spin the wheel and like.
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One of those, like, hot girls come out and they're just like,
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yeah. Watch 15.
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No way, No way. 20/20/20 Yeah I'm buying a house.
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Yeah, that's a down payment. What?
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25 grand. You think you and you need to
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get as close to the budget as possible, Princess?
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Don't. Again, don't think I'm gonna
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take 5 grand. I'm gonna take the 20 and put it
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give it to Sallie Mae. Nah, Nah Nah Nah who?
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Sallie. Mae that heaving cunt.
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Wait so wait this is a stupid question. 25K is that included
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like? It's like, it's like it's.
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Like no, the only things that don't you don't have to pay for
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are gas, registration, insurance.
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That's. Valid.
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Food. Yeah.
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Your apartment. You know what I mean?
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Like things. That don't no.
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But I think service is on your car.
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I'm. Saying that's you have to pay,
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we'll have. To pay, that's a part of the 25
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and. And you're not and think you're
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you're kind of in a shit boat right now because I can say
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things like I'm going to do it myself.
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So you you might have to like phone a friend, be like, I'll
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have Malcolm do it. Or you can learn yourself as
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well. Maybe we'll simulate that.
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If you want to learn this is. YouTube I know the owner of
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faction. I don't.
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I don't. Need but but but then but then
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the owner of faction. Is my best.
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The owner of Faction might quote you a price.
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Maybe. He'd better quote me in fudge
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sticks because that's all he's getting.
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These are. 5 packs of fudge sticks.
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Take it or leave it. Imported ones too.
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Oh how much Japan? I bet you would fuck with some
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swish swish swish swish. American food is better because.
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It's processed and chemical. Oh, because you don't like like
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actual chocolate? I just like poison.
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Or Sweden. I feel like Sweden would have
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good chocolate. That Keebler elf is fucking me
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up. Hey yo, should I leave you alone
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with the fuck? Dude for the last week, what's
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wrong with the fucking today? Yeah, I know.
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What's wrong with who? Frankie today.
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It's because bestie. All right, Malcolm, type into
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the budget up there in the Bluefield 25 grand.
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There we go. We're going to try to use a
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chart this time, guys. And now we're going to what are
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you going to do first with your 25,000 Princess?
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You, you asked a crucial question here.
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Do you think you would want to get a truck and trailer?
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Princess, by the way, has driven.
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You could drive and I don't know how to read either.
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Did you drive a tow truck? Yeah, I did.
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Yeah, I was about to say. Yeah, no, I'm fucking with.
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You we need those stories on the podcast.
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OK, So what? Which one?
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What route do you think would you take?
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Well, it sounds like if I bought a truck and a drift car, that
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just means more expenses because Frankie's going to be like,
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well, your truck broke down so you're Sol and I'll be like,
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yeah, fuck you. And then?
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Man up and drive that shit. Down.
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Yeah, that's what I would do. All right, Malcolm, I'm going to
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need you to get me a timer on the screen, OK?
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Try to do that. And I'm going to give Princess
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and. Then you're going to have to
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give Princess your phone for marketplace.
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Here you can have mine. How are you going to use it?
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I'll go after you. It will not take me nearly as
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much time. I'm thinking right now I'm
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cooking. Wait, what do I type in the
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cert? OK, so before you even.
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I'm going to put an RV, bitch. But it's got to be able to tell.
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Hey, Frankie, can you help her out?
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Give your. Phone A Give the phone call
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call. You're going to do it first.
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She's going to watch you go look over his shoulder.
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But. No, give her she.
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Could do it on her own, yeah. I'm a big don't be all.
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Right Mel D feminize the name or five minutes.
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How long I'm gonna I'll I'll spit ball some ideas in this 5.
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Minutes 5 minutes so that you can.
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A lot of options here for cheaper trucks.
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What do you have? You have the GMT 800 so Chevy
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Silverado. Wait.
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I'm not doing a truck. You don't want a truck, you want
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something to. But then I'm just gonna.
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Get a car. But an RV, I don't know if a lot
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of RV's can tow. You really just typed in drift
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car on Facebook marketplace? Oh, you're gonna go buy the car
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first? That's a that's a good idea.
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That way you know your expense is covered.
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Now, are you gonna buy a really expensive car?
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Are you gonna build 1? Can I just do the girliest car
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ever like? Type in girly drift.
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Cars you would have or something that looks like I would drive
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that. Whoa, Miata's a good car.
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Wait, I have driven a wait. What?
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You had a Miata? Oh, I know.
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Yeah, that wasn't that bad. Princess and Malcolm had a
15:04
Miata. The.
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Little Clementine. Yeah, that thing was nice.
15:09
It was orange, like super like this color.
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But this is a Chico stick that Malcolm and Princess gave me,
15:14
and I've never had one of these before.
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It looks like a pencil in a wrapper, actually, a pretzel
15:20
stick. I'd be happy if it was a pretzel
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stick. What did you pick If we had
15:24
three minutes and 50 seconds left on the clock, I feel like 5
15:27
minutes was a bit. Generous.
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Let's see, let's see. What a sales.
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Guys chat chat tell me what to to buy chat but but it what is
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the chat? Saying out of curiosity Malcolm,
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did anybody suggest anything for Princess JDM?
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Will said a small school bus from a municipal auction is 3K.
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No way. Yo, will, will, will.
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You're cooking, Princess. And then we can renovate it
15:52
together. Wait, I'm down.
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Quick, you're on the clock. No, no, no, no clock.
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And you cannot conjoin. Yes, we.
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Can to the fly. We're friends.
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Kill that shit. We're friends, just like how
16:02
long? No.
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What? But Chris and I helped each
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other. Can't buy vehicles together.
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It's. Cheating.
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No, she can. I'm just gonna help her renovate
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it, all right? Cuz I'm a good friend.
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I'm just going to go stupid with mine.
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I'm going to just blow. All of it on your money.
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Hell yeah, I'm going to blow all my money.
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No, don't let. Frankie would Princess.
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Don't let, don't let, Don't let Frankie sway you.
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Do what you want to do. Let me do it.
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No, no. No.
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Chat tell me to do it. No, no, no, no.
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Do it. No, we're not looking at chat.
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We're not looking at chat. Although they did recommend the
16:32
bus. I thought that that was a good
16:34
idea. Wait, why is this 2016 Maz Miata
16:37
like 5900? Dollars read the description
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that's. Why that's shit totaled.
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OK. Probably not.
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OK. I'm just going to do with the
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you got. Two minutes and 30 seconds left.
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I mean it. Seems like a good.
16:53
It seems like and then until you fuck me over and say
16:55
everything's broken, there's a a beast.
16:58
Nest. And you have I had it.
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I'll just do. That you have Dungeon Master's
17:01
choice, so I feel like he might cut you a break.
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I don't know a lot of people are saying that RX8 that's.
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A. Bad.
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Idea. That's a bad idea right off the.
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RIP I love RX seconds. RX7, I don't think we're in the
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RX-25 grand. I don't know.
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OK, I could see myself. Well I did drive a Miata so I
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could. What'd you get?
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What'd you? Get Oh, it says working AC guys,
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we're getting it. OK, wow.
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That's, it's interesting to get your perspective on this because
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what are what are you looking at?
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Give us a description of what you're looking at.
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Oh wait, why do I actually want these cars?
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You got a minute and 40 seconds? Read what we're getting here.
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Frankie. Share with the class.
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I don't know what she wants to do yet.
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There's a couple options. I'll just do a Miata, OK?
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What would you what would you suggest for Princess at the 240I
17:52
showed her before. OK, don't.
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Maybe don't listen to Frankie then.
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Minute and 30, look from the class.
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Wait, that one's so cute. Minute and 30.
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You got to pick something to buy.
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Her too. You can change it a little.
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Bit this whole time bring to K. Specialty.
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No, I don't like that. That looks ugly.
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OK, wait. Where was that one that you
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showed me? I'm almost done, guys.
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I promise I'll. Give yourself the five.
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Minutes. Yeah, you got a minute?
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I'm also like. 5 minutes was way too long.
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I don't know who picked 5 minutes.
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No, that's fine. 5 minutes is OK.
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This is the most important part. I don't like the color on this.
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These ones are cute. There's a blue one.
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There's no price, that's the problem.
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I can't really. Hearing Princess ship shop for a
18:29
car right now is fucking. Crazy.
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Oh, she almost bought a $15,000 Z so.
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Dude, that would have. I mean, that would have ran and
18:37
been fine. Yeah, it would have been
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reliable. Yeah.
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OK, fuck it, I'm gonna just do this smoking here.
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Wild car. Really trying to slide that in
18:47
there. He's like being dead ass went
18:50
out. Too.
18:51
Oh, OK, he's I'll just do this. Even though can I get the car
18:53
painted? How much is that?
18:54
We'll talk about that later. I can help you out maybe.
18:56
But aesthetics? All right, So what do you?
19:00
Get OK, I got. This tell him.
19:02
Tell Malcolm and the listeners what you.
19:04
First of all, you tell me what you're getting and I'll tell
19:06
you. Are you going to negotiate the
19:08
price with the guy? Hell yeah.
19:10
OK, so Malcolm is the wait, how many miles?
19:12
Does this have? Oh, OK, that's not bad.
19:14
OK, what do I say? What do I?
19:15
Do tell us everything. I'm getting a 1990 Mazda Mazda
19:21
and lowercase Mazda and capital letters all caps MX-5 Miata RF
19:28
located. Oh shit that's fine.
19:30
Got the paper. Like if it's in a different
19:32
state, Rhode Island, that's not that far.
19:35
OK, forty 690K miles. That's what he wants.
19:41
Yes, but price negotiable. Oh, Nah, yeah. $2.00.
19:49
So what do you offer? And he gave it to me.
19:51
So that's crazy. What are you going to offer him?
19:55
OK so I got my miata for 3K right?
19:58
Right up here before 3 offer him.
20:01
Three Yeah 3. 35. OK.
20:03
Take. It that's not bad.
20:05
That's not. 32. Big 35 I'm.
20:07
A girl, I'm just learning how to drive.
20:09
That's crazy 35 Princess, that's a grand off.
20:13
That's a great deal. You better take it and run 38.
20:17
Oh, that's crazy 39. I'll do you one better, 4600.
20:22
No, no, no, no, no. I'm kidding.
20:23
No, no. No, I'm kidding.
20:25
I can't. Have a lot of money, fuck. 35
20:27
that. Just take the whole 5.
20:29
Grand. So what do I write down?
20:30
You're going to write your total at the top 25,000, then
20:33
underneath you just write car 3500 Malcolm.
20:36
What? Are some things about the car,
20:38
frankly, that you can tell us that, Malcolm?
20:40
Unfortunately, I can't tell you a damn thing.
20:42
Let me, let me look at it. It.
20:43
Doesn't say I'm. Going to get it.
20:45
It's silver. I already love it.
20:48
And that's it. And that's it.
20:51
It looks to be bone stock and I'm going to assume that it is
20:54
bone stock because it looks to be in really nice condition.
20:57
This is a pretty car is. It a 1-6 or one?
21:00
890, so that's a 1/6. Does it?
21:03
Does it say anything? Does it?
21:05
Absolutely not. Are there assume more?
21:07
Photos. One photo.
21:08
OK. Worst ad known to man?
21:12
Safe though, because then I don't have anything to go.
21:14
Off. You don't have anything to go
21:15
off off of and we're going to assume a bill of health that is
21:18
fine. Not fine, but. 35.
21:21
To me for 3200. Wait, what was the mileage?
21:24
90K. 90K. Word is bond. 3535 sweet.
21:31
OK. Wow, I have so much money.
21:33
Put the. It's a trick.
21:36
It's a trick. It's a trick.
21:37
This. Is very convenient for me.
21:39
All right, Ready. Here's what we're going to do.
21:42
Malcolm, can you give me 5 minutes as well?
21:45
Two minutes, No. Yeah, 5 minutes is fine.
21:47
Yeah, because, well, I'm going to go about my thought process
21:49
immediately. We're going to Alabama, and Lock
21:55
City isn't exactly 10 seconds away.
21:58
Club, loose and ready, Set and Evergreen.
22:00
They're all within an hour. Vicinity of my own home, so I'm
22:04
going to safely assume that I'm going to need a truck.
22:08
Bruh, there goes the. 25 all his money right now Watch.
22:10
It I'm gonna buy a truck and I'm not going to get just any truck.
22:16
You have to buy a car and a truck within 4 minutes.
22:19
No problem. All right, right here, 2017
22:24
Toyota Sequoia Limited 6500 bucks.
22:29
Nope, that's not 6500 bucks. OK, here's 8.
22:32
Grand I'll beat. 8 grand This thing is a beauty.
22:36
Oh wait, in blue Limited at. The table I don't count.
22:40
That thing's beautiful car. I don't give a shit.
22:42
Beautiful truck. You got to pick a drift car,
22:44
Carl. Boom, 8 grand Malcolm, slap it
22:46
on 08 Sequoia. Beautiful clean title.
22:49
No rust, it's OK. I was about to.
22:51
Buy All right, 15 What does that?
22:53
What does that put me at? How much was it?
22:55
8 grand? Wait, uncle, how much can I get
22:58
that for? Can I get it for seven?
22:59
Grand, AK Firm. No 7 grand. 7 grand.
23:02
AK Firm. 7 grand come on, I'm I'm I'm just trying to.
23:05
Learn how to drive find the drift car you.
23:07
Tried using my line. You're a slide, I'm just
23:09
learning. How?
23:11
To drive? What kind of drift car would I
23:14
get now? How much time do I got left,
23:15
Malcolm? You have a lot. 3 minutes and 30
23:17
seconds drift cars. Here we go.
23:22
What kind of crazy shit? You know the lady that's.
23:25
I've picked an E36 before and all that crap.
23:28
I don't know if I want to. Oh, OK.
23:42
Here, while we wait, please visit Faction Motorsports.
23:46
I don't really know if I want to go with a 240 because you
23:49
mentioned 2:40 earlier and I haven't picked an S chassis yet.
23:55
You, you're not just going to ask that on the pod, Princess?
23:57
Come on. No.
23:58
So I could be like. Automotive specialty rafts.
24:01
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24:04
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24:06
Yeah, follow them. OK, that was a good ad.
24:10
How much time do I got left, Malcolm?
24:12
Probably. Two minutes.
24:14
Jesus Christ, 235 on the clock. Oh no, I can't find what I want
24:20
right now. Oh, they don't have a they don't
24:23
have a a Lexus IS300 with A1JZ for $4000.
24:28
I don't know, I can't mind one. I wouldn't be surprised if Carl
24:33
throws his car for sale. Here it is right here.
24:40
It's my buddy's car, ironically. Me.
24:44
It was his car. I forgot his name actually.
24:46
Shit. Is that real?
24:48
Buddy we talked a lot and he helped me with my CD swap but
24:51
it's a 2000 Lexus GS300 manual swap with ACD on BCS.
24:58
Got arms in the front of the phone.
25:00
It's on 57 CRS Good deal, good car.
25:05
Has a handbrake already installed. 6 grand.
25:09
I'm giving you 5500 uncle please. 5 grand uncle.
25:13
Why you call me uncle? 'Cause you're older than.
25:15
Me now you should call him UNK. Just unk.
25:18
Unk. Why are you saying it like?
25:22
Unk. So it's got a sketchy ass swap.
25:23
5 grand, 5 grand swap. It's just a trans swap. 6500
25:27
firm? No, that's what he said. 5
25:29
grand. I'll give you 6 grand.
25:31
OK, I'll take that. 'Cause maybe he knows.
25:34
You WWWW 6 grand all right, Malcolm.
25:38
Adapter lowered coilovers. Godspeed arms.
25:40
So those are snapping. This guy, this is what this is
25:45
an example of what he's going to do today.
25:47
He's. Just going to rip us the shreds.
25:49
Not necessarily. He gave you mad discounts.
25:53
Fucking sexist. It's the bestie discount.
25:55
That's crazy. How much was it?
25:58
6 grand. So so far Princess has $21,000
26:02
left and I got 11. I can lend you money with
26:05
interest. No, thank you.
26:06
There you go. I know you're fucking thinking.
26:08
I know exactly what to do. Godspeed.
26:10
Arms Note this down. They're not the worst.
26:15
They're not the best. That's correct.
26:20
OK, well, the problem is, or the thing here is that I have a
26:25
truck and a car, technically. Oh, Malcolm, pause the time.
26:31
I was going to say I would have bought a trailer too.
26:34
You can. You can.
26:36
If you want to buy a trailer, go.
26:37
For it I don't have time, why don't?
26:38
You just rent a trailer that'd be cheaper.
26:41
You want to continue the thing, we're going to get a trailer
26:43
too. Fuck it Princess, this is how
26:46
you played the. Relations.
26:47
You won? No.
26:48
No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh.
26:49
My God, thank you. There's no way you didn't win
26:51
this, no. Shot, dude, I got it on.
26:53
I got it covered. I got it covered.
26:55
I got it covered. OK.
26:56
No Chat, chat, chat. Who do you think is going to win
26:58
at the end of the Yeah? Stop chat chat can you please
27:00
put? A bet thing on there or like a
27:02
vote? If you're in the YouTube chat,
27:04
which is pretty active lately. Who, who's, who says that?
27:08
Chat, chat, chat. I don't know the streaming
27:10
people. Excuse me.
27:12
Wait. Don't.
27:13
You don't. You got a fucking Ricardo in
27:15
there. Ricardo, do something.
27:17
Make a vote. Boom right here, 2 grand.
27:19
I'm getting a trailer as well please.
27:22
No, no, no, that's 2500. Not yet.
27:26
OBO. So 2 grand, true. 2 grand and.
27:29
Everything works as it should, you see it.
27:31
No title. In New Jersey, it's OK you.
27:34
Need a title for a a trailer? You can register it.
27:37
No title trailer. They just put.
27:40
That on you know where this is going to lead you.
27:43
Prison bailed out. Let me see this shit.
27:47
It's just going to be where. Are you going to say something
27:49
like that? That's so fucking ass.
27:51
It's. Just like you're doing the
27:52
dumbest shit right now. Dude, someone of the most.
27:54
Trying to be a hero. Of esteem people it's.
27:57
Going to be like Carl's going to be an episode of Cops.
28:01
OK, here you go up the price. 2500 bucks for that one.
28:05
Everything works, title in hand. Boom.
28:10
How much is that? 3000.
28:12
It does it? Does it say firm?
28:14
I'll give you 2800. Sick.
28:16
I'll take the 200 bucks. That could be all right.
28:19
Malcolm put on a trailer and I have 57 seconds to.
28:21
Spare Congrats, Carl. Now we know you're great at
28:25
spending your money. Fantastic at it actually.
28:28
And fast. How much?
28:29
38280. 28, yeah. Let's go.
28:37
I just spent. I would be laughing about you.
28:39
Just spent 16 grand in 4 minutes I'm.
28:46
Going to be laughing to the bank.
28:48
Yeah, no, it's mindset, All right.
28:51
First event, what are you guys doing to your cars before the
28:53
1st event? OK, I.
28:56
Don't know making it driftable. Let's let Carl go.
28:58
Yeah, No, no, no. Well, Princess has a long
29:00
laundry list. Maybe you should go do that.
29:01
No, you're going to do yours first.
29:03
Mine. I'm going to do an oil change,
29:05
OK, I'm going to do oil change. I'm going to do a trans fluid
29:10
change and I'm going to put the Mt 90, the GL4 fluid that that
29:16
CD trans likes. That ain't cheap.
29:22
And then in alignment. Faction Mode, Faction
29:27
Motorsports. I mean fashion motorsports.com
29:32
dot com is crazy, but that's where you can acquire and
29:34
inquire sales@factionmotors.com at.
29:38
U faction all. Right.
29:42
We'll do that. And then how?
29:44
Much is the trans flush, excuse me, trans.
29:47
So you're just getting the fluid.
29:48
So what is it like? What do you want to spend on
29:50
this oil change in trans flush? 120 bucks.
29:56
MAIN. TEN, maybe.
29:58
Well, I'm doing it myself. Maintenance spelling bee goes to
30:03
Jeanette. I'm doing it myself.
30:06
Sorry. Yeah, sure, 120 bucks.
30:09
Yes, we're getting WS here all day.
30:12
OK, so and then what else were you doing?
30:14
Alignment, yeah. And I got the two arms,
30:16
remember? You getting the pre alignment
30:18
inspection. Do I have to?
30:22
Wait, that's a thing? I mean, I would.
30:24
Is that a thing? Explain it to explain it to
30:26
Princess. What is a pre alignment
30:28
inspection is for those people that don't know how to install
30:30
anything in their car or they bought a car that looked like it
30:33
probably wasn't put together right with Godspeed arms and the
30:37
car was good. We inspected to make sure the
30:39
arms are installed right, make sure all the suspension
30:41
components are working and make sure that nothing needs to be
30:44
replaced. Because if we don't do that and
30:46
you tell us you don't need it and then we put your car on the
30:48
rack and everything's broken, now we now we're going to charge
30:52
you a rack fee. A rack fee and it is a rack.
30:56
The rack fee is more expensive than the pre alignment.
30:58
So you might as well do the pre alignment.
31:00
That's what we're trying to get you to do, but.
31:02
You know I'm trying out this thing.
31:04
What Chico stick? I can already tell I can.
31:07
Already tell you. I mean, these arms are going to
31:09
be fucked up. So how much do you think Carl's
31:11
is right now? The alignment.
31:13
Yeah, like, no, like everything that he's asked.
31:15
Are you done, Carl? Like with your services?
31:17
Well, he didn't buy tires yet. Really horrible.
31:23
Really. I don't really eat them.
31:25
They get stuck in my teeth. I don't like them.
31:28
No, just wash it down with a beer or a fudge stick.
31:35
If you mix both of these that'd be great.
31:37
What? I wouldn't eat tarsh.
31:39
OK, we'll just do a regular alignment somehow.
31:41
Your arms are. Your arms are fucking seized
31:43
though, so good luck with that. $250 for two Kendas?
31:48
No, no, no. It's like 260.
31:51
How much is a fucking alignment here 245?
31:56
It's it's like it's your shop or something.
31:58
I don't. Know what the hell?
32:01
But I definitely need 2 tires and I'm going to get Kenda's.
32:04
So how much? 260 I think shipped.
32:10
That's a lot. Kenda's are really expensive
32:12
right now. All the drift tires are kind of
32:14
expensive right now. I'm not going to lie.
32:17
Whatever you guys are running, I don't know, you guys could argue
32:19
it out in the chat, but yeah, tires are just wildly expensive.
32:25
I totally remember when, I don't know, maybe buying used tires.
32:29
Might be another thing again for you.
32:32
I would say that's going to have to happen immediately.
32:35
No, you're. Going to be buying used tires on
32:37
your way to Alabama, no OK. Bro 8 grand.
32:41
From a guy named Fucking. Billy.
32:44
No. Billy.
32:46
What was that name, Malcolm we were talking about the other
32:48
day? Pinches.
32:50
No. Oh, that is funny.
32:52
What name? Some guy in I don't know who I
32:55
was talking to fuck. Continue.
32:58
Continue. Continue.
32:59
What do we got? Are you done or Yeah.
33:01
Tires, alignment, trans flush. Come on, baby.
33:04
Oil change. I'm ready for life.
33:08
Bucky. That's the guy's name that you
33:10
would buy tires from in Alabama. I would trust it.
33:14
Bucky's used tires. Bucky's.
33:17
All right Princess, you got to prep this drift car.
33:20
You basically have a stock Miata with 90,000 miles on it.
33:23
Anything you want to do to this thing?
33:25
Well, tell me what to do. Like let's say.
33:27
Malcolm, you're her fiance, so why don't you give her some
33:29
advice? Oh, I.
33:30
Don't. Know what the hell to do?
33:33
Yeah, you. Better figure something out
33:34
quick. Now you got to drop it off at
33:36
faction. Yeah.
33:39
You're going to take it to faction, Have them do a vehicle
33:44
inspection. Why?
33:45
Don't you turn this around on me real quick.
33:46
Tell you everything to do and you told them you want to try to
33:51
drift this season and you. Just want to.
33:52
Be a beginner, you know you just want to get into it.
33:55
Nothing too crazy. No angle kidding.
33:57
And you would. And you were talking to Malcolm
33:59
at Faction Motorsports? One of?
34:01
Those now now give her a quote, give her a quote.
34:04
Let's see you need. You're going to want to put
34:06
coilovers on it $12145.00 for some BC Racing coilovers.
34:13
What the fuck? 12145.
34:14
Dollars money, huh? You do 21 grand.
34:19
Oh, he's my fiance, so what's mine is his I guess.
34:23
Do you need? I mean you could go look for
34:24
used coilovers if you want. No, that's fine.
34:26
Give me that new shit. Re Nope.
34:27
New coilovers. Oh, so we're doing this?
34:30
Yeah, do it out of. Malcolm, are you installing
34:33
them? Is Princess installing them?
34:34
Who's installing them? Well when you y'all give me
34:36
YouTube and I got it OK? Yeah, we'll install them
34:38
ourselves. All right.
34:40
I got my fianc to help me. All right, so $1200 coilovers.
34:46
You're gonna install those? Wait, actually, no.
34:48
We're gonna install them ourselves, then come back for an
34:52
alignment. You're gonna get tires.
34:55
Yeah. Yeah, just two pairs.
34:59
SO4. So. 4.
35:02
Tires. You're buying 4 tires right off
35:03
the rip. I got money, you just mad 'cause
35:06
you got nothing left. And how much are Malcolm's
35:08
tires? How much is Princess tires on
35:09
this fucking Miata that has stock?
35:11
Go to hotwheels.com 80. Eight.
35:14
Probably less than. That probably way less than
35:16
that. OK right. 56 bucks a pop.
35:18
That's it. Probably you got stock wheels.
35:22
Wow, let's say 60. I can't count.
35:27
Do a little oil change too. So what about the diff in that
35:30
bad boy? 240 for tires.
35:33
I'm going to advise her to get the diff welded and just say
35:36
Yolo OK. That's just going to be loud.
35:38
How? Much is it no like 200 bucks?
35:39
Diff welding service is well, if they're taking the diff out of
35:42
the car themselves like 2 let's just say 2:50 to be safe and an
35:51
oil change. I hate the whole thing I
35:53
actually liked. It wait.
35:55
What? So did you get a vehicle
35:56
inspection or no? Yeah, we did, yeah.
35:59
Vehicle inspection. OK.
36:00
We told you to do a timing belt. Oh my God, then we're going to
36:03
sell the car. But the AC still works right?
36:09
OK. That's the only requirement
36:12
right now. We.
36:12
Took me and a convertible and your ball joints are fucked.
36:14
Oh. My.
36:16
Why are you? Why are you doing this?
36:18
No, that's this is. This is this is this.
36:21
This shit happens, which is which is the crazy.
36:24
Part rear axle seal leak. It's all right, you fixed that
36:28
when you did the welded diff. Just add on fucking 20 bucks.
36:31
I still feel like we didn't spend that much.
36:34
You definitely didn't spend 16,008. $100 The thing is you're
36:38
you're getting a list of things wrong with your car right now.
36:40
Carl has no idea what's wrong with his.
36:42
Car. Oh, you didn't?
36:43
Tell Frankie thinks that this shit is going to be an issue for
36:45
me. Bro I'm fucking WD40 through
36:49
that. So you got a leaking axle seal,
36:51
You definitely got a chance to timing Bell soon because who
36:54
knows? 90K yeah, right around here.
36:56
Yeah, and your front ball joints are?
36:59
Fuck, I'm just assuming this ball joints.
37:00
I really don't know all. Right, she's going to fix it
37:02
all. She's.
37:02
Going to fix it. Look at me bro.
37:05
All right, so she fixes. It all boom.
37:08
So how much are ball joints? How much are ball joints?
37:11
I don't know. Thank you.
37:13
Let's see here. 40 bucks, maybe 50 bucks.
37:16
Yeah, whatever's wrong with the car, fix it.
37:18
Yeah, that's what we like to hear.
37:20
Drop it off at Faction Motor. Sport out of faction livery?
37:23
Is that what the word is? Yeah, a delivery on that.
37:26
How much is that free? Well, we can go to automotive
37:29
there. Are 40 each.
37:32
One of our sponsors today. Thank you for sponsoring this
37:34
episode. How much?
37:36
40 for 1:40 for one. Oh, so 80?
37:41
And Malcolm installed those too? Damn.
37:43
Must be Malcolm got a press at home.
37:47
Bro I'm sorry. I'm like, OK, so 'cause I did
37:51
ball upper ball joints on all of my vehicles a few times.
37:53
So 150 bucks. Yeah.
37:56
So here's what I did. I bought a press.
37:59
Oh, no, no, I think what Pat, what Pat did was he bought a he
38:02
bought a press. All right, nice.
38:05
So you're doing a timing bell, right?
38:06
Timing bell job? What's the timing bell?
38:08
Job and that's like 700 bucks and.
38:09
He ain't doing that himself. You could do that yourself.
38:12
They do coilovers. Tony Almi Automotive No.
38:14
Because then if we say that we're going to do it ourselves,
38:16
Frankie's be like, well, you fuck that up now.
38:18
You're scarring, Princess. Look what you did.
38:20
Y'all want to replace the water pump at this time?
38:22
You have to, you have to, you have to, you have to timing by
38:25
lot of money. Any idea how much this job would
38:27
cost Mel? Let's say 10 grand.
38:29
I'm say 7 hours for. That that's what I was.
38:31
Thinking. So what is that?
38:35
Look, I, I, I'm friends with Princess, I'm friends, I'm
38:39
friends with Princess and Malcolm and the timing belt kit
38:41
is 140 bucks and I would help you do it.
38:44
Wow. OK, so they got lucky that's.
38:46
That's. There we go. 150 Yeah.
38:50
Oil change hell. Yeah, and I know, I know.
38:54
Princess's mom got food for us at the crib.
38:57
Yeah. Yes, fuck yeah. 60 bucks.
39:00
Remember my snack cabinet at our?
39:01
Yo. Dude, no, I think about the
39:04
spice drawer, the whole a lot. Yeah.
39:07
That shit was labeled like a water pump.
39:09
Yeah, yeah. Tell me about water pump.
39:10
Get full. Thing really.
39:11
Yeah, 100. And 40 bucks.
39:14
All right, this car is kind of ready to go.
39:17
It's got a stock seat, but. All right, read the expenses off
39:20
to Malcolm. A stock seat.
39:21
We can put it in the GET. Me what?
39:26
What are those things called? Recaro.
39:27
What the fuck? What are those shits called?
39:29
Thrash. Oh, whatever you guys sell.
39:31
Thrash you got we got. Thrash.
39:33
You got one for like a child size drifter.
39:35
We do a. We have a smaller.
39:36
One, you got the car seat. Yeah, fuck, I just realized you
39:39
can't even. Oh, you had Miata?
39:40
Though I have a stock seat in mind, yeah.
39:42
But it was a stock seat. You have a stock seat.
39:47
All right, Well, we got a thrash container landing right now.
39:49
So what do you want to do? What do you What are we doing?
39:52
I'm buying one. 8200, Yeah. Slap it on.
39:55
Slap it on. Yo, you're bugging.
39:58
Slap it on. Slap what on?
40:00
He wants a seat. Give me a thrash racing seat
40:02
circuit Omega. How much are those?
40:05
Like 1000 something. Like 2 grand I thought. 7/7/20
40:13
plus shipping. Oh OK, plus another 200 bucks.
40:16
Put that on mine, we'll say I got enough.
40:20
What's the one that we got? I'm living now.
40:21
All right, so let's just say 800.
40:22
What's the one that we got for me?
40:24
Is that the one I got that's a Sigma?
40:25
I don't know perspective. So you have a, you have a.
40:28
Oh. Gamma, I want the one I got it's
40:32
my favorite thrash seat Gamma whenever I get to meet you you
40:35
that's more expensive. I love the seat man.
40:37
I can sit in that thing for hours.
40:39
In fact, I did the other day all.
40:41
Right. You want me to go through
40:43
princesses stuff? Just add it.
40:44
Add that seat to call. It yeah, just start 1200.
40:49
Just just run through that. All right.
40:53
Who is this for? The seat was for him, the gamma.
40:56
You added that. Add that to Carl's.
41:00
I'm so confused on this fucking. Thing.
41:02
Wait, I don't understand. This isn't, this isn't saying
41:03
everything. This is a summary, but I'm just
41:06
gonna put what you, yeah, what you say just put 1000.
41:09
How much is a? How much is a thing?
41:11
Do you guys work here? Oh, I'm supposed to tell you
41:13
everything that Carl did? Yeah.
41:14
Oh, OK. Oil Change and Trans 120.
41:17
No, just tell me the pressure. Oh yeah, the pressure.
41:18
Everything 120. 2:45 for the alignment, 260 for two tires.
41:29
Oh, that shake. Tink, come on, you gotta, you
41:32
gotta type what it's for. We'll never know what the fuck's
41:34
going on. And then where?
41:36
Where's the rest of? It I write it all of it down.
41:38
Put all the seat. Put on the.
41:40
Tires. You gotta at least put 2 tires
41:43
OK? OK, OK.
41:46
Hold on. No.
41:46
What are you doing? What do you want me to do?
41:48
Just type 2 tires or whatever where Frankie wants you. 260
41:52
Yeah, go to the thing you just clicked.
41:55
Now go under it twice, 1/2 right, two tires.
42:00
OK, Carl spent $17,425. Right alignment.
42:05
It's a good time. And then go up and write oil
42:08
change and trans flush. There it is.
42:14
All right, Frankie learned how to use a spreadsheet.
42:15
Jesus. Christ continue.
42:19
Eddie did, I think. That was everything for Carl.
42:21
OK now, Princess, Yeah, so so far over 1200, I have 7500 bucks
42:29
left just just so everybody kind of knows. 70. 54 tires, 240
42:35
dollars. She welded the diff and fixed an
42:41
axle seal $270 how much 270? Malcolm, ring them.
42:50
Ring them up like it's like you work at a diner, all right?
42:55
Anything else? Vehicle inspection 165 vehicle.
42:59
Inspection. That's a favorite.
43:00
You gotta love it. The ball joints are $150.00.
43:04
Jesus Christ, dude, Oh 'cause we installed them.
43:07
Well, we didn't install them but use our press timing 150 Welcome
43:14
to the ball joint. All right, $150.00 for a timing
43:19
belt and water pump done by Carl and he probably fucking threw a
43:22
wrench in there. Stop.
43:25
Probably left the gasket off. That's crazy, $60.00 oil change,
43:32
$800 thrash racing seat Princess just watching her money
43:35
disappear. Yeah, what can we?
43:38
Can we pause? That happens in real life, which
43:39
sucks. Wait.
43:40
Till you go to your first drift event and then you find out
43:41
what's really broken with your car.
43:43
Oh my. Good.
43:44
Oh my goodness. Can I get one of those thrash
43:46
sheets as well? Yeah, I think he, oh, he didn't.
43:49
He didn't add it, Add it, add it, add it.
43:53
He his is money man. That's like 900 bucks.
43:55
Yeah, give me none. You're fine.
43:58
Boom. OK.
43:59
First drift event happens, pub loose opening moves first.
44:05
You got past tech. Uh oh.
44:08
My shit passes tech. Princesses Dozen.
44:12
Oh, I wonder. Oh, because you bought a?
44:15
Convertible. You all forgot to get a roll
44:16
bar. Oh.
44:21
So what now? Got to turn around.
44:25
Yeah. Should I just go home?
44:26
Yeah, you're just going to hang out for the.
44:27
Day that happened to me. Oh, wait.
44:29
Hey. That that saves can't do
44:30
anything, yeah. That saves you because guess.
44:32
Who's going to save you? Guess who's going to drift me?
44:37
And Carl? Carl needs some fucking rear
44:42
brake pads. OK.
44:44
Because they're smoked. 24 hour AutoZone.
44:47
I'm buying them right from AutoZone because I like those
44:50
Duralast pads for the rear. You drifted the whole event.
44:55
You smoked your tires though. Oh, had to one pair, yeah, and
45:00
it but but I will say the one pair would probably last you all
45:03
day with a Kenda. I'm not.
45:04
Even how many miles are on that car?
45:06
I don't know. It doesn't matter.
45:07
It's a GE. How many miles are there?
45:08
QJGE that shit's not even broken.
45:12
How? Many miles around there.
45:12
That's not even broken in. I promise you.
45:15
I promise you. How many miles around that car?
45:17
125,000 suck my Dick, suck my Dick.
45:25
All right. You said rear brake pads.
45:26
Rear brake pads and you need tires, Princess.
45:29
I guess the only thing you need before the next year's event is
45:33
the roll bar. OK.
45:35
How much is that? I don't know.
45:36
Those are pretty pricey I thought.
45:39
Malcolm, I guess do a search or something.
45:40
I don't really know what that. Let's see, let's see, let's see.
45:48
We're looking at 500 bucks. OK, that's not bad.
45:52
Princess, you can always search it yourself and you find
45:55
something and you just tell us what you want to do.
45:59
I. Don't know not.
46:01
Frankie being a Dick. To.
46:03
Being a Dick. Guys, I'm making.
46:05
Hot yo-yo look at the top one right there baby $7.00 rear
46:10
break. See what this?
46:11
Guy does, he goes to rock auto and picks the most garbage pads
46:13
so that they'll break again. And no, they're not.
46:15
Going to break. Economy pads for six.
46:17
Dollars they're going to break. Listen to the science, Linda.
46:21
The science. What's behind it?
46:23
Economy pads. As an economy driver, you're not
46:25
going to be sitting there heating up your brake pads in
46:27
traffic all day for them to get to work.
46:29
You're going to fuck these up on the track.
46:31
They're just on the rear. I need them to bite.
46:33
That's it. Do you have What's your rear
46:36
brake set up? It's stock.
46:38
It's got a stock handbrake. That was you.
46:40
You have to add it to the GS. It's a stock.
46:43
It's a, it's a cable. It's like a normal factory
46:46
handbrake. You find A roll bar.
46:48
Oh no, I forgot this I was doing.
46:49
Yeah, you just wanted to this. Guy.
46:51
This guy. Opened the game this guy's.
46:53
Bad because $6700 is going to last me bro Come on dude.
46:58
I put $10. OK, $10.
46:59
Carl, you can put Malcolm, you can put $10.00 for Carl's rear
47:02
brake pads and you what tires you buying same.
47:05
Thing I'm just going to keep it consistent. 260 OH.
47:10
My God this is so cute. Are you looking up car parts or
47:14
you are we buying clothes right now?
47:15
Let me see. Let me see it.
47:22
What website is that? Oh, that's.
47:24
Mas Miata. That's a good one.
47:25
That that that heart dog roll bar.
47:27
That sounds like something that I've seen before.
47:29
Dog. Yeah.
47:31
Dog hard. Wait, what was that drink that
47:33
we drank? It was like Dogfish Head
47:34
something, the Margarita drink that we had the.
47:38
Other day, I know what you're talking about, Dogfish.
47:40
The the drink that we had at your place.
47:42
It might have been Dogfish Head. That's what it's called.
47:44
Like variety pack. Yeah, I like the surf sides.
47:46
That's best. Let's see what roll bar you're
47:47
getting. I'm getting the first one I saw.
47:49
Sport M2 bars by hard dog. 485 doll hairs.
47:54
There we go. What does double diagonal mean?
47:57
Plus shipping. Hold up now you don't know what
48:00
they charge I'm getting. The literally says 200 bucks.
48:03
It's a double diagonal just because it's an extra 120.
48:06
Yeah, do it oversize. Feet highlighting it.
48:09
Oversize fee $200.00 What the fuck does that mean?
48:14
He's got it up. There what is an oversize fee?
48:16
Because it's big. Yep.
48:17
So that's $685, OK. That's a charge all.
48:23
Right, 685, that's all you're getting.
48:25
Anything else? Want fries with that?
48:27
You want fries with that? A milkshake with that.
48:30
I would love it. I'll write it in a bucket of
48:32
fries. All right, you wrote that down,
48:34
Malcolm Princess 285. Wait, does this count as bars
48:40
too? No.
48:41
Right. Maybe ask Carl.
48:43
Bars. Does that count as a roll bar?
48:45
Bitch with. Some bars No, no, no, no.
48:46
No, no, that is literally. Let me see.
48:49
It is a roll bar. How much?
48:50
680. 5 OK, what Princess is showing me is something called a
48:53
style bar. You do not run the style bar and
48:57
expect to pass. The tech.
48:59
You don't you don't rely on a style bar for safety.
49:02
OK there's nothing really bracing you from a rollover.
49:05
So if you have a convertible and you think a style bar is going
49:07
to pass tech at club, it's. Just funny because no matter if
49:09
she rolled over or not she her head's not hitting the ground.
49:12
Can I get sick? Can I get a hard top?
49:14
Let me find a hard top. Yeah, yeah.
49:17
Now you're talking. Now you're talking.
49:19
Hard top. Nah, come on Princess live bro,
49:22
come on like. He's like the devil on your
49:24
shoulder. It's like buy it just.
49:26
Buy it and then. Just Frankie.
49:27
Like look. Up look how much a hard top is
49:29
for that thing now by the way. On Marketplace you can't buy
49:32
them. New because Malcolm you guys,
49:33
you guys one came with a hard top Yeah.
49:35
Oh yeah. Look up how much a hard top is
49:37
for a Miata factory. Get the most nicest one you got.
49:42
Yeah, Carl's really trying to like get me to fail right now
49:44
that. Number is high as hell.
49:46
Look at column E, $17,730. Let's drop that number.
49:50
Come on. Should I just get like a body
49:52
kit for this? Like, yeah, there we go.
49:57
Yeah, body kitted. Up 1990 Mazda Miata Demon style
50:01
carbon fiber hot hardtop wing spoiler.
50:04
Let me see the shit. Wait, wait.
50:05
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
50:07
Where we need a hard time? No, it's.
50:08
Just a spoiler. You need the.
50:09
Hard to. Look up.
50:10
Look up PS Deuce. Who?
50:14
PSPS. Deuce.
50:15
DUCE on Google. We have a lot of Miata people
50:19
wishing that you would stalk that kit like.
50:21
Readily. Oh my God, you're the first one
50:23
that pops up. Cool.
50:24
Yeah, look at that, Malcolm. Look at that shit, OK?
50:29
What do I do now? You want to buy that body kit?
50:32
Yes, you do. Princess OH.
50:33
Whoa, yeah, I do. But I'm saying like, let's start
50:35
off with the hard top you. Know no both, both, both at the
50:37
same. I think the hard top's like 500.
50:39
It's going to take a few months for that kid to get in.
50:41
OK, OK, OK. Oh, it's perfect because I'm
50:43
sitting out for this. Event, yes.
50:44
Yes event so I got time. That would be like one month,
50:47
yeah. Yeah, how do I?
50:50
Get both, Fuck it. How much is it?
50:52
Let's get the PS Deuce full body kit.
50:55
All right, 12:50. I'm going to find you. 1250 plus
50:59
shipping 1415. 100. Oh, I should have got a
51:03
freaking. She got the deuce I.
51:06
Should have got the eight. I should have looked for an
51:07
AE86. Damn.
51:10
OK, here's a hard top Princess. What color was the car?
51:13
It was silver. Boom, here's a silver one.
51:15
Yeah, get it to it. 2 grand. Add that to the what?
51:19
Does it say hold on, hold on. Just the top.
51:21
No, you're lying, said. 2 grand. So we got our Miata for 3000
51:25
with a hard top. That's what I'm saying.
51:27
And how many miles did we have like?
51:29
76. 76,000. It was a manual.
51:31
Too. Yeah, and it was a manual.
51:33
The lady literally did. Not when did you get rid?
51:36
Of that car, it was, it was rusty a little bit, yeah.
51:39
That Lady only wanted to sell it to a girl.
51:42
She was like, why are all these guys asking me?
51:45
No, all these guys asking me with earrings and like why are
51:49
they trying to? What are they doing?
51:51
Why is this guy TSB Sam keep hitting me up?
51:54
This guy said he wanted to swing this shit.
51:58
You know, you know, she was like, can I, can I jump on a
52:00
call with you before I bought the car?
52:03
Oh, don't say that please. It's after the hours of 5:00.
52:05
Don't say can I jump on a call? Can we?
52:07
Can we lock it in? It was so weird.
52:09
So then I was like, OK, and then she called me and the first
52:12
thing she said was, oh, thank God.
52:15
I honestly thought I was going to hear a Pedro voice or
52:17
something. I was like, what?
52:18
What's a Pedro voice? Like just a boy voice or
52:21
something. She's like, oh, I'm glad you're
52:22
a girl. You're a woman.
52:23
I was like, yeah. Can you do a girl voice,
52:26
Frankie? Yeah.
52:27
Say yeah. Say yeah, yeah.
52:30
OK. Hi, I'm Frankie.
52:35
I can't. Do a girl boys bro.
52:38
I'm doing an impression of you don't.
52:40
No, I can't I. I'll slap the shit.
52:44
I'm Frankie. What's that name?
52:49
How do I, how do you impersonate Frankie?
52:51
Oh God. No.
52:52
Can we not start? This guy's All right.
52:54
Let's get. This going can you do a Frankie
52:55
impersonation? 1000%.
52:57
Do it. Do it unless you can.
52:58
Are you getting a hard top or not?
52:59
Yes, throw everything a full body kit, all that 2.
53:02
K are we low volume? Someone do something?
53:05
Princess, negotiate for. It wait, you're setting me up
53:07
because there's it's definitely not 2K.
53:09
It's. It is just the top.
53:12
Yes, it is. But I'm saying like there's no
53:14
other tops like we could look at.
53:16
Look at the top of his head and you know what's the best part?
53:19
Here's another one. To paint it.
53:21
That's why I. Find how much is that one?
53:23
Also two grand. This one's 1500, but it's red.
53:25
They're all 2 grand. This one's silver and it's 2.
53:28
Grand. Oh.
53:28
He lowered it already. Come on, lowball them.
53:30
All right, 15. Got that headliner. 16 all
53:35
right. Boom, you got a nice deal.
53:38
Now we're talking. Look at the top of his head.
53:43
What is that from? That's a meme, I'm sorry yo.
53:49
Stop hitting the vape yo. I'm hitting the vape.
53:52
You said you quit because you want to smoke cigarettes.
53:55
I do both now. Yo, what the fuck?
53:58
You're so that. Shit went down the whole room
54:00
that. Was that was?
54:01
Yeah, that was a weep. Oh yeah, my bad, I just smelled
54:04
it. What?
54:07
What's that smell? What's?
54:09
That weed. What's that brown shit?
54:14
Are we going to do anything here?
54:15
What's going on? Are you buying?
54:16
All right, Yeah. Yeah.
54:17
Malcolm, you wrote it down. I already said.
54:19
My all right, boom, all right, we're going to next event.
54:21
The next event is. I'm ready.
54:24
Lock City, Connecticut season opener, bitch.
54:27
OK. All right now Prince is going to
54:29
drift for real are. You trailer in your car there.
54:31
Yeah, 2. You driving?
54:34
Yeah. All right.
54:36
Those that. Highway realized, I feel.
54:37
That highway is long. I feel like we we did pay for
54:40
registration last time, didn't we?
54:43
I can't remember, can I go to that?
54:45
Whatever it's too. Late this time we're not doing.
54:46
That yeah, it's too late. I'm trailering that I don't like
54:50
that highway in a drift car. I.
54:52
Hate that State that. Highway is so to.
54:57
Drive on with a trailer last time I drove on it.
54:59
Yeah, and your shit's getting a little.
55:01
No no, no shaking a little dash is going to be.
55:04
I'm just saying Princess car is going to fall in one of them
55:07
potholes. They got over there bro.
55:09
Shit, don't. Disrespect she.
55:10
Got a vehicle inspection, she's good to go.
55:13
Tell him my. Shit, all my shit got clean
55:16
titles. Boom, cracks the oil pen.
55:19
Me. I'm kidding.
55:20
I'm kidding. I can fix that.
55:21
I'm not doing that to you. So.
55:22
Early I was like. Dude what?
55:24
You just got it running bro. Wait, is that what?
55:25
Is that the one that I changed an oil?
55:27
Oh, am I allowed to say that? Yeah, you can say that.
55:29
Didn't I change an oil pan with you one day?
55:31
It was basically. I didn't.
55:32
Yeah. He just told me what to do.
55:34
Yeah. Z that she didn't come back.
55:36
One of our. One of our customers got had
55:38
that had their oil, their oil pan changed by Princess.
55:41
We should have just charged a more adjustment.
55:42
None of you are going to know which one it is.
55:44
Yeah, no one knows it. Didn't come back.
55:46
That's all that. Matters didn't come back.
55:50
All right, so we're on the way there.
55:51
Princess is driving Carl's trailering.
55:55
Yep. So now you got three things that
55:57
can break. Great.
55:59
Yeah. So your wheel bearings going on
56:00
your trailer? OK, no problem.
56:02
But you're just going to drive through it.
56:03
Nah, I'm going to dude you. Going to make the event or what?
56:07
I'm going to make the event. OK, so you're at the event now.
56:12
You seen that track before? Which track are we driving on at
56:16
Lock City? I don't know is it that like
56:17
main one right? The peanut one.
56:20
Where they connect both of them I think.
56:22
Oh, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:24
Oh, I love that shit. I don't.
56:26
Want you, I'm going to be fucking.
56:30
I can't wait dude. That thing is such a rocket ship
56:32
dude. I love it man.
56:35
So you fall off course. You bent the tie rod.
56:38
Inner tie rod bent. Damn, it's the inner 2.
56:41
You're towards the end of the day, so it depends on what you
56:43
want to do. I'm going to I'm going to heat
56:49
it up with a torch. What?
56:54
This is real. I'm going to heat it up with a
56:56
torch. What?
56:58
And I'm going to drift the rest of the day.
56:59
It's up to you man. I mean, I I don't.
57:01
I mean, OK, first of all, if it was a life or death situation,
57:05
I've learned, yeah, I'm going to heat it up and I'm going to
57:07
drive the rest of the day. But I obviously we're going to
57:10
have to fix it. So what am I going to do?
57:12
Frankie already knows what I'm going to do.
57:15
I don't even know why you asking no more.
57:18
I hope you're not looking for somewhere to get this because
57:20
you're at the track. A torch.
57:23
I have a trailer. I'm done.
57:23
I'm packing it up. OK, you're done for the day.
57:25
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
57:26
OK, that's a oh, that was in question.
57:28
Not if it's like that kind of break.
57:31
I feel like nowadays I'm like, all right, I'm done.
57:35
And the reason your tie rod bent is because your front tires are
57:38
bald and you fucking understeered off the track.
57:41
Dude. But before that, we are probably
57:43
Hawking it dude, we probably had.
57:46
We probably had just a little bit of grip left where where the
57:49
GS was probably just floating. Oh.
57:52
Yeah, dude, it was awesome. Until it wasn't all right.
57:56
So trailer wheel bearing, bald front tires.
58:01
Boom, bent tie rod. Damn, now you gotta buy tie all.
58:04
Right, Princess I. Have a real question, Ashley?
58:06
I'll let you go. Go ahead.
58:09
No. What was your question?
58:10
So never mind, you might fuck me over.
58:13
You're just going to. You're going.
58:15
To no, no, that's a great. Idea.
58:17
Don't be don't be scared of that.
58:18
No, you got to ask please. I need to know like what an in
58:22
my. Eyes.
58:24
I don't know anything. I know, that's what I'm saying.
58:25
In my eyes. I said that it was important.
58:28
First of all, these guys aren't being truthful with you.
58:31
They said no one's going to care because we're not even going to
58:34
talk about drifting at all. And I was like, no, we need
58:38
Princess's view. We need like the normal person's
58:41
view. Damn it doesn't normal.
58:43
No, you're spectacular. You're a bad.
58:46
Don't let them tell you that. Yeah, tell them.
58:48
Tell them. But no, for real though, because
58:50
look at those numbers up there. That's real life.
58:52
Some people spend that money. How do they have like how do
58:55
they have? Drifting is so expensive and the
58:57
fact that people can afford this is wild.
59:00
It's nuts, but then you have people like me and now you're
59:03
seeing what exactly I would have to do.
59:05
Like I wonder how much money you would have if you didn't spend
59:07
it like on I don't how much do you think you would?
59:11
We don't talk about that. Yeah, No, we don't in the same
59:13
space. No, no, we don't.
59:14
Wait, can I ask my question? Actually, never mind.
59:16
Go first. Ask it.
59:18
Okay bitch, so I'm driving it there.
59:22
Stop waving your ring around. I'm just trying to like guys.
59:26
No way. My my God.
59:28
My head hurts, you see such. A big ring.
59:32
Anyways, I'm driving there speaking.
59:35
To the mic. OK, I'm getting yelled at.
59:39
Guys. Chat, chat, chat, chat.
59:41
Fiance's yelling at me. Thank you.
59:45
So I'm driving there and I don't have a trailer like Carl.
59:49
Like where do you go for like if my car just shits on me, you'll
59:53
find out. Like where do all these?
59:55
OK, I'm glad you asked. No.
59:57
That's no I told her that she could ask.
1:00:00
You remember that one time we. Were not a safe space.
1:00:03
We went to Connecticut and we did an event with Miyagi's car
1:00:06
and everything, and then his clutch pedal broke.
1:00:08
Oh, and I could see like, wait, OK, go ahead, go.
1:00:11
Ahead, Clutch master cylinder. Uh huh.
1:00:13
Uh huh. Yeah, it just happened to you.
1:00:16
Clutch Master failed at the event.
1:00:18
Nah. So what do I do?
1:00:21
I don't. Know talk to Carl.
1:00:22
He's the only one you know at the events, OK?
1:00:23
See what he wants to do. OK OK OK.
1:00:26
My friend who isn't really into drifting yet dipping their toes
1:00:30
just ran into this issue. You had a couple choices.
1:00:33
First choice is you don't need a clutch to get home.
1:00:36
That's true. But it's gonna be a bad drive.
1:00:39
Home, huh? What do you mean?
1:00:41
Just. Dude it.
1:00:42
Started in first gear. You have to give a gas and then
1:00:46
it'll like roll. Just Dang it in a second.
1:00:48
Second, yeah, that's what you did.
1:00:50
Wait, do. It, yeah, but you guys.
1:00:52
Sounds terrible to drive for a long distance God.
1:00:54
Forbid you hit a couple of traffic lights.
1:00:56
Dude, and it's bumper to bumper on the way home, Princess, so
1:00:58
you're not gonna. Do no, I'm not doing that.
1:01:00
I'm gonna fix that shit, okay? You would want to fix that at
1:01:03
the track. I'd help you fix.
1:01:04
That yeah, that's it. That's an if you're so kind to
1:01:06
do that. Hold on.
1:01:07
So I'm going to just assume that there's an Advance Auto Parts.
1:01:10
This is not a sponsored ad. I just happen to have the ad on
1:01:13
my versus have the app on my phone.
1:01:15
Clutch master. What's that?
1:01:19
It's a master or slave cylinder. Master cylinder.
1:01:22
Damn. What's that song?
1:01:24
Something master flex. Dutch Master Flex no.
1:01:27
I don't know. What?
1:01:28
Funk master. Oh funk master.
1:01:31
Flex. Yeah, no idea where we're going
1:01:35
with that. Guys, no idea why I'm here.
1:01:37
Nah Nah Nah, Princess. You're a part of this now.
1:01:39
I can't believe people enjoy this.
1:01:41
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah. I'm.
1:01:42
Having a great time Carl. We have to bring up the
1:01:44
synchronicity thing that we that.
1:01:46
Experience that that. We need to do that later.
1:01:49
Yeah, that was so scary. We can talk about that over
1:01:52
dinner. Princess, your tires.
1:01:55
Princess, we we got you a clutch master cylinder.
1:01:58
And it is $24.00 which is really cheap at Advance Auto Parts.
1:02:05
What the fuck? Give it to.
1:02:07
Me, that wouldn't happen at for my GS, I'll tell you that much.
1:02:12
OK, so we fix it. It's a master, so it's at the
1:02:15
top. Not too bad.
1:02:17
Carl's a good friend for helping.
1:02:18
And I'm helping Princess Fluid, OK Fluid, another 12 bucks, 10
1:02:24
bucks, something like that. So where we at?
1:02:29
I don't know JMO what? 12 + 3636 Thirty 624 + 12.
1:02:36
Oh, I thought you said 36 + 12. Wait, what?
1:02:40
OK, All right. So we're good.
1:02:42
Malcolm. A tie rod for me was 30. 6 bucks
1:02:47
is crazy. 15 You're just mad. Fuck 36 bucks, 50 bucks.
1:02:51
You need rags. You need everything else.
1:02:53
You got to clean the. Trips up.
1:02:54
Wow, I guess if you want to be a hater like that. 50 bucks.
1:03:00
Wait, I need to get new tires too?
1:03:02
Come on, change it. What?
1:03:05
He really tried to save you. Who Malcolm?
1:03:09
Damn. Not.
1:03:10
None of that's going on. I hope not.
1:03:12
No. Yeah.
1:03:13
I swear I haven't been looking. No.
1:03:14
There's an honor system here. I'm not even going to think she.
1:03:17
Went through 2 tires but we don't need to worry about that
1:03:18
right now. OK so Carl what?
1:03:21
Where'd you get? We need $15.00 for your tire
1:03:24
out. What are you talking about?
1:03:30
That's right, brother, That's right.
1:03:32
Keep Don't you have an angle kit?
1:03:33
On there, keep throwing. That's the one you use those
1:03:36
two. That's right, brother.
1:03:40
You think you think you got me? OK.
1:03:44
Life, life, life be lifing at me sometimes and guess what eyes
1:03:49
I'm still here. Bitch, how?
1:03:51
Much was his. All right, he said.
1:03:54
He just bought them for 15 bucks.
1:03:55
I mean, he still got to change them.
1:03:56
As make it make it 20 they're shipping too.
1:03:58
Front tires. I definitely need front tires.
1:04:01
OK, how much money we got? Carl's so good at this game.
1:04:05
It's almost like I do this in real life.
1:04:07
It's nuts. I have so much money left, let's
1:04:10
just buy another car. Yeah.
1:04:13
Why? Not Princess Come.
1:04:15
On yo, can we look at Connecticut?
1:04:16
Like wait, where do you have that in Connecticut?
1:04:18
You could buy a shark and trailer.
1:04:21
You started. Me out for you?
1:04:23
Got to get to Alabama still don't forget.
1:04:25
Dude we're at the 2nd event and you still have 14 grand.
1:04:28
It's burning a hole in your. Pocket, Can I donate 5 grand to
1:04:31
Carl for helping me with all his services?
1:04:33
No. Yeah.
1:04:34
Yeah, no, come on. No, no, I'm already.
1:04:38
I'm well on my way. Carl.
1:04:39
Sequoia power steering pump dies.
1:04:43
Kenny. You're right, it does.
1:04:47
Damn. Oh my God.
1:04:49
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
1:04:51
Wait, what? Was I gonna look up for Princess
1:04:53
again? Tires.
1:04:55
Oh, no. I need.
1:04:56
Tires. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:04:57
Look up for me. I'm gonna run.
1:05:03
I'm gonna run the same tires I run in the back.
1:05:05
Kenda's upfront another $260. 260 for Carl.
1:05:11
I don't need new tires yet. You.
1:05:12
Said you, you went through a pair.
1:05:14
So you have a pair of rear tires left.
1:05:15
The front tires are barely usable.
1:05:17
You should probably change them. That's it.
1:05:22
Yeah, Yeah. And.
1:05:23
I still got 14K. So buy some tires for the front.
1:05:26
Yeah, that's what I'm. Saying make it pretty, go wild,
1:05:28
charge a little. Bit but on my tab.
1:05:30
What tires you want? Anything give me give me the top
1:05:33
tier #1 OK. Whoa.
1:05:36
Why did he say OK like that? Tires are expensive.
1:05:40
Yeah, fuck it. Well, if I get the best ones,
1:05:42
will it last me longer? I'm assuming no.
1:05:44
No. You.
1:05:44
Got to keep getting alignments. But yeah, why?
1:05:48
That's the other thing. He's going to have to get a
1:05:50
fucking align. He really thinks he's just going
1:05:52
to get get away with this shit. He's got 6 grand left.
1:05:55
He needs another alignment. I'm going to donate 5 Caden
1:05:58
don't. Why?
1:05:59
You can't do that. Oh, it's illegal.
1:06:01
You're not friends. I mean, you're.
1:06:02
Friends, he helped you. He helped me so much, guys.
1:06:05
That's. Not him.
1:06:06
That is so mean. Would you do that in real life?
1:06:09
I probably would because he helped me fix.
1:06:11
Yes, I would. He would.
1:06:12
Not give him $5000 because he helped.
1:06:14
You If I was rich, rich like this, Hell yeah.
1:06:17
Why that's not? Rich, Rich.
1:06:18
This is the last of your money. Oh, I'll give him 1000.
1:06:23
No. Princess, he did services for
1:06:26
free. Shop is $165.
1:06:30
I'll give him $165. OK, fine.
1:06:32
If you want to do that, I'll let it happen.
1:06:35
I'll give him 500 just round it, no?
1:06:36
Round it, I saw how you round. What is wrong with you?
1:06:42
Come on, he doesn't. Know why?
1:06:45
Round it to $200.00 if you want. OK, what?
1:06:48
How? OK, how much did he actually do
1:06:50
in services for me? He changed your master cylinder
1:06:53
on the ground. Not but but another thing before
1:06:55
that he he did something. Timing Bell, OR.
1:06:58
Something. How much is that?
1:06:59
That's insane. How much is that?
1:07:02
I don't know. You don't want to tell me I.
1:07:05
Don't know. Dude, this guy owns a whole
1:07:07
shop. Yeah, I don't know how much that
1:07:08
costs. Yeah, you fucking do.
1:07:12
Let's say 800 bucks in labor. There you go.
1:07:14
There goes the thousand. No, not fine.
1:07:17
I won't. Don't. 500 bucks.
1:07:20
Why are you trying to haggle me on this?
1:07:22
Cause. OK, fine, I.
1:07:24
Want you to? Win.
1:07:26
I am going to win no matter what you'd.
1:07:27
Be surprised. No way he.
1:07:29
Pulls through almost every time. Really, that 500 gotta pull him
1:07:32
through. It might help a lot.
1:07:35
I'll wait till it's like get out of jail free card.
1:07:37
He's back. What happened?
1:07:39
Oh my God, he's here. Guys, I had the best piss just
1:07:42
now holy crap. Really amazing, how was it like?
1:07:46
Life changing I think. Was the color good?
1:07:48
Beautiful. Just very clear.
1:07:50
Princess wants to pay you some money. 4.
1:07:53
Services and being a good friend.
1:07:55
For. What?
1:07:56
What? What are we doing?
1:07:57
$500 now. Why?
1:07:59
No way, I'm well on my way I'm but it's up to you if you want
1:08:02
to spend if. You want if you want to, Karl.
1:08:04
Take it. OK, well, how much was it, 500?
1:08:07
For the timing belt and for the master cylinder.
1:08:12
OK. I I said 1000 but they didn't
1:08:14
let me. OK, No, no, no 500.
1:08:19
That's making it a little high here in my brain.
1:08:22
What would I spend $500 on? He's.
1:08:24
Already tried to spend it. OK, so I'm just going to
1:08:26
transfer that money over. Malcolm, you can just.
1:08:29
Transfer. Yeah, can.
1:08:29
You just deduct 5. I don't know how you're going to
1:08:31
credit Carl. But no, just deduct 5 from me
1:08:34
put. -500 in that box, yeah. And it will.
1:08:38
You guys never used? Yeah.
1:08:39
Sheets before they they they don't know printed what boom,
1:08:43
look at that it'll. Take it from her.
1:08:45
Wait, why would you deduct 500 from?
1:08:47
That means that means I got it. So oh OK yeah, so I'm over here
1:08:50
talking shit but no one else. I use the sheets and.
1:08:52
You did it in the wrong line. All right, guys.
1:09:02
Well, we're waiting for this to. Yeah.
1:09:03
Did we get any prompts? Like did people give us I'm?
1:09:06
Sure we did. But ranches?
1:09:07
Do you want to pick one from there?
1:09:08
What? Do you?
1:09:09
Oh, I'll, I'll go look. I want to find one from my buddy
1:09:11
Jack Dunlap. Can you can.
1:09:13
You pick that one, Carl is You're not done yet.
1:09:15
Your power steering pump failed. On the coil your.
1:09:17
Fucking trailer tire has a bad wheel bearing.
1:09:20
How much is a wheel bearing on a on a trailer?
1:09:22
Have you had to do it? I never had to do it yet.
1:09:24
It's probably not that hard to be honest with you dude.
1:09:26
Come on. Bald front tires.
1:09:30
I got front tires 260 and they're on there already.
1:09:34
What about your alignment? Ah, Dick.
1:09:39
Yeah. Double it, double it.
1:09:40
Put it on. Put it on.
1:09:41
Put it on. OK, so how much?
1:09:45
You know. It's up there, 245 two. 45 Hell
1:09:50
yeah. OK, All right, So we're still on
1:09:53
track. Princess's money is almost no
1:09:55
longer in my account. Wait.
1:09:56
What did he just spend it on I missed?
1:09:58
It alignment and alignment. Trailer wheel bearing, you have
1:10:01
that. Wheel bearing.
1:10:03
Come on now. Trailer wheel bearing.
1:10:06
Donation. Damn this shit is like 100
1:10:12
bucks. The whole hub is like 40 bucks
1:10:15
though. You can't just build everything
1:10:18
out of Rockauto. I'm off.
1:10:21
I'm off that Google joint right now.
1:10:23
Wait what is what is the T on rockauto?
1:10:25
Is it like just cheaper or something?
1:10:27
Yes. Oh, OK.
1:10:28
Is it garbage? No, it's send me that website,
1:10:30
send me the link. Send me that link no.
1:10:32
Chat hit me with that link. 100 bucks from thetrailerparts.com
1:10:40
for a whole trailer service kit. It has two hubs, 2 wheel
1:10:45
bearings. Because I'm going to do that
1:10:47
axle that that one is on. I'm going to do both of them.
1:10:50
Smart guy. Yeah, I knew you would like
1:10:52
that. And you would like that?
1:10:53
Until leaf springs synapse. Probably a shackle just snapped
1:10:59
1. Of your 100 bucks Malcolm for
1:11:00
the trailer wheel bearing please.
1:11:02
How much were? Princesses tires.
1:11:04
I just need two. She needs front tires.
1:11:07
Carl, give us a price in front tires.
1:11:09
Yeah, let me just. No, not a bad price.
1:11:11
She wants the best of the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:11:13
Hold on. Just the Girl in the world and
1:11:17
Van. Diego asks us part store
1:11:21
daughter or Chipotle employee son.
1:11:25
Wait, what? Shit, would you rather have a
1:11:27
part store like AutoZone or Chipotle employees you?
1:11:33
Thought that shit funny? As hell.
1:11:34
I think Chipotle. I think a Chipotle son.
1:11:37
Chipotle son. I think a Chipotle.
1:11:38
You want a Chipotle son getting real.
1:11:40
Yeah, 'cause I could get free Chipotle.
1:11:42
Duh. No part store daughter.
1:11:44
She's she's tough, brah. Oh yeah, she's tough.
1:11:46
But yeah, but you know. But what?
1:11:50
But what Malcolm? Nah, man, no.
1:11:58
Way. No way.
1:12:00
No. Yeah, you don't want.
1:12:02
You don't want. That tire biter type.
1:12:05
Right, he's turning red. Yeah.
1:12:07
You're ready? Yeah.
1:12:09
What do you got? Who got Malcolm?
1:12:11
2140. 14140 for Princess's new tire for for so 282. 82.
1:12:17
What do you mean that's it? Oh.
1:12:18
Up charger. Why?
1:12:21
The balance, balance. Road force balance.
1:12:27
Yeah, Rd. Force balance sitting fee.
1:12:31
You guys get a lot of people actually responding to your post
1:12:34
Whoa. Yeah.
1:12:36
That's a lot. Can you find the one that Jack
1:12:39
Dunlap submitted please? Please, what's his name again?
1:12:44
Jack Dunlap. Everyone keeps putting money in
1:12:45
here. Is that what you asked?
1:12:47
What does that mean? Oh yeah?
1:12:48
Well, you kind of. I said what should the budget
1:12:50
be? God damn it, I thought there
1:12:52
were questions. All right.
1:12:54
Onwards. What?
1:12:56
Frankie Beans, What's a good place to get a cage done?
1:13:06
Whoops. And then I read the next one.
1:13:09
What did it? Say, if you ask my question,
1:13:11
keep it anonymous. Sorry, Frankie.
1:13:17
That's fun. Sorry.
1:13:18
Frankie, you can't trust me on this shit, man.
1:13:22
I never read these things. I always read them out loud
1:13:25
right as I'm reading them. Can we can we proceed please?
1:13:28
Sorry, there's nothing really in here.
1:13:30
It's just, you know. We'll.
1:13:31
Continue. Sorry.
1:13:34
Next. Next season?
1:13:35
No. Next event.
1:13:37
Next event, Yeah. Back it up.
1:13:39
All right, so everyone got tires, everyone got their
1:13:41
alignments. Damn, that's crazy.
1:13:45
I still have a lot. You're right.
1:13:47
I'll change that. No, no, no, you're good.
1:13:51
Next event is ready set drift in Pennsylvania.
1:13:53
That's. Close.
1:13:54
Hell yeah in the Pocono Mountain.
1:13:56
And you'll be good there, Princess.
1:13:57
That's a smooth drive. Yeah, easy.
1:14:00
So now, now it's. Sorry.
1:14:03
So now it's getting. Don't say that.
1:14:05
Don't tell that It's July. Yeah, it's getting summertime.
1:14:08
Don't tell me the ACS out. Oh, that's.
1:14:11
Your holy goodness. No, you have a hard top.
1:14:14
No, I'm but in that shit. Do you want to paint your body
1:14:17
kit or leave it? Oh my God, what color is a body
1:14:20
kit? Black, white, white.
1:14:22
It comes white, it has that nice gel.
1:14:25
You looking like a fool a. Batty.
1:14:28
Fool. No.
1:14:29
No, not yet. No.
1:14:30
Do you have wheels? How much does a paint?
1:14:32
Oh, I didn't get new wheels. I would do the body kit for you.
1:14:34
You got. She's got the Hot Wheels and a
1:14:37
body kit. Stop.
1:14:38
Leave me alone. Leave me alone.
1:14:41
How much you how much you charge her that?
1:14:43
I would do it for 800. 8 hundo. 800 paint job body kit.
1:14:48
Throw it up. Yeah.
1:14:49
All right. Hell yeah.
1:14:50
Cool. Not that so.
1:14:51
That gives Carl's. I'm going to get broke as Carl's
1:14:54
just in. Convinced no, don't give him
1:14:55
don't give him money for that What do you mean no, no, no, no,
1:14:57
he doesn't get money for that Why?
1:14:58
That's my money, any material. And then?
1:15:01
I'm not going to tell you my margin.
1:15:03
Yeah. So, you know, don't give him
1:15:05
money for that. You suck.
1:15:08
He could pay his rent with that money.
1:15:10
That's true. That's true.
1:15:11
That's true. Something else oh, is she going
1:15:14
to get you going to get wheels or are.
1:15:15
You going to roll on like that? You got to get.
1:15:17
Wheels. I don't want that.
1:15:19
Chat What kind of wheels do we need?
1:15:21
Yeah. Yeah, you have one minute.
1:15:23
One minute. You got whatever wheels you want
1:15:26
to put in the chat that Princess is.
1:15:27
Find them on Marketplace, put them in the chat right now.
1:15:30
You have a minute. Yeah.
1:15:31
What do you think they're going to put on?
1:15:34
All right, Frankie Bean is a fucking game.
1:15:36
There. Oopsie.
1:15:39
That's a teddy. Bear wheels, Frankie Goes.
1:15:41
You gotta have real wheels if you're friends with those guys.
1:15:45
RPF one is easy. RPF one is easy, we need costs.
1:15:48
Do 2 for one here we got a minute.
1:15:50
We need costs as well maybe? Are those like a grand?
1:15:55
Are wheels $1000 anymore? Yeah, definitely.
1:15:58
Still, I don't know. VSKFS Oh Princess, you would
1:16:01
love some VS come. On what size am I looking for
1:16:05
guys? I don't know shit about me
1:16:06
autos. 15 by 8. I don't want big wheels because
1:16:11
I learned my lesson with big wheels. 15 by 8 then yeah.
1:16:15
I fucked up the what? Happened to you with your big
1:16:17
wheels. With the type R I hit a pothole
1:16:20
and it fucking dented it I. Forget you guys had a type arm.
1:16:23
Yeah. I try to forget too.
1:16:27
No, that's the shit that I said. I was going to say no.
1:16:30
What is it? I don't want share with the
1:16:32
class. Share with the class there.
1:16:34
Oh, it's the heart wheel. That is.
1:16:36
So actually, I don't know, they're kind of cute.
1:16:39
What color am I going to do? White.
1:16:41
Definitely white. Anything goes with Silver we.
1:16:44
Have we have some great recommendations in the chat?
1:16:46
While those of you who are listening to this later on, here
1:16:48
are some of them in the chat. Meisters, RPF ones, teddy bear
1:16:52
wheels? No thank you.
1:16:53
VSKFS work equipo fours or or. Threes 4 by 100.
1:16:58
Is that the ball pattern? Yeah, 4 by 100, that is correct,
1:17:02
we found. 22 RPF. Ones long champs was a great
1:17:06
recommendation. We got two votes for Long
1:17:08
Champs. I just put monster wheels on it
1:17:10
like. What's a monster wheel?
1:17:12
I'm saying like monster truck, like make it look so fucking
1:17:16
stupid. You could, but you just bought a
1:17:18
fucking $1500 body kit. Like I mentioned, it was a Viato
1:17:21
with monster. We could have went the opposite.
1:17:23
Direction 1800 dollars raise gram lights 57 Dr. 15 by 8.
1:17:29
I don't know to be honest with you.
1:17:32
Just get me that hard shit, whatever the fuck that was.
1:17:34
No, no, please. This will this will work. 57 Dr.
1:17:37
Let's see. Why is it so expensive?
1:17:38
It's got tires on it too. You didn't.
1:17:40
Handcooked Ventus RS4. Those are really nice.
1:17:44
Those are really sticking out. The powder coat these at Regal's
1:17:46
place, you know. Yeah, that'll do.
1:17:50
But that's like type expensive, no?
1:17:52
I mean, what's up? You know the rules.
1:17:55
None of them. The whole chat did not suggest
1:17:58
57 DRS. Do you want the 57 DRS?
1:18:00
You like those? Does that wheel look good to
1:18:02
you? I mean.
1:18:06
I guess maybe we got to change the color.
1:18:08
I think that's what it is. I'm.
1:18:09
Just trying to get something out of like I can't find any of
1:18:11
these you. Know OK, all right well.
1:18:14
Someone said get some cock stars.
1:18:16
What the fuck is a cock? *.
1:18:19
Are there like cocks in the wheel instead of hearts instead
1:18:24
of hearts in the? Wheel.
1:18:25
He's sick, Dick. Just some meat rolling around.
1:18:29
Yeah. The Schmidt Wheel.
1:18:33
Where you got these? Right here Jags special.
1:18:36
Oh, the Steelys let. Me see.
1:18:37
See, he knew exactly what I was talking about before he look at
1:18:40
that boom. Yo get up to $150.00 off your
1:18:43
next order. I'm doing that one.
1:18:45
No, just pick something on marketplace coupon. 66 bucks
1:18:48
apiece. Pick something on marketplace
1:18:50
bro, come on. OK marketplace bro.
1:18:52
Alright, 1800. Yeah, you got them for 1600?
1:18:54
And then you got a powder coat em.
1:18:56
What are those wheels called? 57 Dr. I like those wheels.
1:19:01
How much the powder coat and what color you want.
1:19:03
OK, my car is silver. Wait, we said 800 to paint my
1:19:06
car. How much are those 1800?
1:19:09
Yeah. 1616 hundred. How much is Regal gonna charge?
1:19:13
How much is Clientele Coatings gonna charge for?
1:19:16
I I don't know, I've never gotten wheels parted powder coat
1:19:18
if. I-150 a piece at most.
1:19:20
I feel like white wheels would look really cute with it.
1:19:22
Yeah, me too. 123-4400 dollars. White wheels would look safe.
1:19:27
All silver with a body. Kit 500.
1:19:28
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking.
1:19:29
About no, no, no. You know what you're doing.
1:19:31
You know what you're doing. Yo someone make this car in in
1:19:34
fucking AI real quick. AI what the fuck?
1:19:37
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
1:19:38
We don't. Want to see this thing?
1:19:39
No, we don't want everybody. Looks good.
1:19:42
Carl's car looks clapped. What?
1:19:45
My shit looks great, you. Ain't spending the money in the
1:19:47
right spot. I got 57 CRS on my shit already
1:19:51
dude. Hold on, hold on.
1:19:52
Fine, fine. Oh no, he was.
1:19:54
Fine, fine. You want to play this?
1:19:56
Game. No, no, no.
1:19:56
I have too much. I have too.
1:19:57
Much. You literally have $6000 left.
1:19:59
Too much and. We got to go to Alope.
1:20:01
Not what Frankie Beans sent me, Frankie.
1:20:05
There they are. Yes, yes.
1:20:07
Those are actual. That's literally what I pictured
1:20:09
in my head. That's wild.
1:20:12
God damn it, I love Frankie beans.
1:20:14
That's. Great.
1:20:20
Oh God, if you know where to get a cage, let them know it's.
1:20:23
A real, real wheel. That's a real real, that's a
1:20:26
real wheel. At the wheel wheel.
1:20:27
Who even sells GS body? Kits.
1:20:31
All right, Remember when we said we were going to go get food?
1:20:35
What time? Is it?
1:20:36
It ain't going to that place anymore, so don't worry.
1:20:38
Is Fuddruckers open? Oh.
1:20:41
Really, yo? I'm down, I'm down.
1:20:43
Hurry up. We're closing this.
1:20:44
Won't be the first time we actually ride closer to Carl's
1:20:46
house instead of. Oh well, you guys are on bikes.
1:20:49
Never. Mind I have to drive?
1:20:50
That's good. I have to drive the four honey.
1:20:52
No, no. Yeah, that shit needs gas.
1:20:55
Smoking up that gas. What body kits are for Uh, I'm
1:20:58
so. Stupid.
1:21:00
GS I don't even know. Yo, hurry up, yo.
1:21:04
Is it me? Are you waiting on me?
1:21:06
Yeah, you said wait, wait, wait. Oh, OK, sorry.
1:21:08
Is it all right? Here we go looking.
1:21:11
For. Is it?
1:21:13
Is it me? I mean, you were going to get
1:21:15
something. You were going.
1:21:16
To buy, Yeah, yeah, I'm going to buy something.
1:21:17
I'm going to buy a Vertex full body kit full.
1:21:20
Price. Fucking idiot.
1:21:22
How much is that? That sounds like $3000.
1:21:25
Yeah, actually with shipping it's probably $2600.
1:21:28
So I'm. Not putting that.
1:21:32
Logo on the fucking screen. Fuck.
1:21:34
That language, language, language Miha. $2600 added up.
1:21:40
Wait, wait wait. And I got to do the Koya power
1:21:43
steering pump this. Guy's an idiot.
1:21:45
This guy's an idiot. You got to paint it.
1:21:48
How much for supplies? How?
1:21:50
Much. Was.
1:21:51
It 2600 dollars bro. 20. 6. He's half.
1:21:55
Pull like pull like pull like pull like 400.
1:21:57
And supplies. 500 and supplies, he said. 500 and paint supplies.
1:22:03
And I got to do the power steering pump too.
1:22:05
Hold on. So Princess, right now all you
1:22:09
should be thinking about is. Food.
1:22:13
Well. Power steering pump $130.00
1:22:17
fluid perfect. Another 20 I guess.
1:22:20
ATF, we are. Right on your belt's ripped.
1:22:24
What? Your belt's ripped.
1:22:26
Another a belt fine uncle. No problem bro.
1:22:29
No problem dude, no problem. We're we're right on track, I
1:22:33
think. I'm going to win this.
1:22:37
Wait, did we do the event yet? No, we didn't even do the OK.
1:22:41
We got three events left. Wait, no two.
1:22:43
Events 03 Yeah $24.00. Malcolm.
1:22:46
No, we're still not. We're about to leave for Ready
1:22:48
Set Drift and you guys just decided to buy body kits and
1:22:51
paint and all. OK, we're trying to stunt.
1:22:53
Yeah, you guys. Are trying to.
1:22:54
Sorry, we're trying to. Look good on the road.
1:22:56
Did we get carried away? Wait is this included with
1:22:58
helmets? Like do we have to buy?
1:23:00
Helmet. Oh, should we get?
1:23:01
Some I want my helmet to match my car, isn't that?
1:23:03
Cute. I mean, if you want to pay for
1:23:05
that. We got it, we got it, we got it.
1:23:07
Yeah, you're gonna do it. No weird.
1:23:09
I can do it. I can do the helmet.
1:23:11
We would drop it off at Ed's. I don't want my helmet to be.
1:23:14
I'm not good at that yet. Is that Miyagi's helmet?
1:23:17
Like match his car? Yeah.
1:23:18
That's pretty cool. That was Ed.
1:23:20
That's cool. We had I loved that podcast.
1:23:22
That was a fun time. It was a good one.
1:23:24
Not that I don't love this one too, Princess.
1:23:26
Wow, you're a hater. All right, ready, said Drift.
1:23:28
We're on our way. All right, Cool, cool, cool.
1:23:30
All right, who's trailering you driving?
1:23:32
Hell yeah, brother. You driving a slam dash car on
1:23:34
wheels? I'm putting monster truck tires
1:23:37
on it on my way. No, you can't do that.
1:23:40
It will look good. You just want to switch it just
1:23:42
to the truck. She buy tires.
1:23:44
Yeah dude, why do you keep asking if she bought?
1:23:47
Tires. I don't know man.
1:23:50
You're just trying to. You just trying, you don't have
1:23:52
enough. Here, Frankie, you need a fudge
1:23:53
stick. Come.
1:23:54
On yeah, yeah, yeah, Come in my mouth.
1:23:55
You're being thank you, facetious.
1:23:59
Here's the problem Princess. You just bought wheels, so the
1:24:02
drift tires you had don't fit, so you need different tires.
1:24:05
Huh. Wait.
1:24:06
Say that again. You bought different size
1:24:08
wheels, right? Yeah, but she had her tires
1:24:10
before. I would just boop boop to the
1:24:12
next. One but stock wheels the same
1:24:13
size. Fifteens.
1:24:15
Yeah, they they put then, then. OK.
1:24:18
I I. Advised against.
1:24:19
Them she only has two tires though.
1:24:22
They got them from the other set.
1:24:23
And how many tires do you have, Carl?
1:24:25
I bought the two new fronts and I had two new rears because I
1:24:28
broke. You have half of the ones you
1:24:30
want to. Tack it on, tack it on.
1:24:33
So you want what? Two more tires.
1:24:35
So now you have 4 1/2, so 4 1/2 tread on two.
1:24:40
What? You have half tread on a pair of
1:24:43
tires right now. What do you want to do?
1:24:44
You want to go to the event with that.
1:24:46
No, I want to get another pair. Just a pair.
1:24:49
Yeah. OK.
1:24:49
You already did that, I think. Yeah, I think he did that.
1:24:53
No, he didn't. Yeah. 2 tires smoked right?
1:24:59
Yeah, you're good. Oh, wait, no he didn't.
1:25:01
Those are the. Fronts.
1:25:02
I replaced the fronts and then I have the half because my tie rod
1:25:06
bent and then. Yeah, no, he needs, he needs to
1:25:09
buy the. Tires.
1:25:09
I need to get tires. You just tack on 260.
1:25:12
Yeah, don't worry. So you just need 2 tires for
1:25:15
this track. Lock City's got a nice service,
1:25:18
it's a great facility these. Are single day events right?
1:25:21
Yeah, alright. And and and I have a GEI know
1:25:26
how much that thing is gonna wear through that.
1:25:28
So just so you guys know, you are driving to Pennsylvania with
1:25:33
the tires on your car? Yeah, Princess, this is for you.
1:25:38
He he has a trailer. So what?
1:25:40
What do you say that one more? Time you should buy another
1:25:42
pair. Of tires.
1:25:43
Yeah, just put whatever on the car, do you know?
1:25:45
Yo, cheers. I got so much money.
1:25:47
Put another pair of tires I'm. So rich.
1:25:49
I'm so rich. Manifest second.
1:25:51
One guys, take a moment and manifest.
1:25:58
Manifest what? I'm killing you.
1:25:59
I got 27. Get your numbers up.
1:26:01
How much? For Princess Tire.
1:26:02
Get your numbers up I. Don't even know what did she how
1:26:05
much for. Princess, I paid 280 for the
1:26:06
last ones. That's a lot of money.
1:26:09
She bought 4 though. Jesus Christ, she bought 2.
1:26:12
You told me to. Fit.
1:26:13
Oh, those are. Front tires, Yeah, I guess.
1:26:15
Yeah, two more. He's as sick.
1:26:19
Yeah, sure, I'm a little confused with that 2 tires.
1:26:22
Should we? What is that thing called when
1:26:23
you like? On the air, you want a shotgun
1:26:26
on the air. Malcolm Those tires were too
1:26:28
much money for her. Nah, what?
1:26:30
Who is this? Who is Mr. Kent?
1:26:34
That is some bullshit. That's some bullshit, dude.
1:26:40
On the way to RSD, the Koya hits a deer.
1:26:43
Oh, why a deer? Damn it murdered it.
1:26:46
RIP the Bambi. And the blood and legs hit the
1:26:49
fucking Miata. That last name is so cool.
1:26:52
Fujimatsu. So that's can Fuji to boy.
1:26:55
So Carl hits the deer at full speed, 90 miles an hour.
1:26:59
Baby deer, Hold on, you see? This so the last.
1:27:00
Comment was baby deer. Baby deer.
1:27:03
He hits the baby deer at full speed Mach 190 miles an hour.
1:27:08
Princesses Boom hits the deer. The deer flips princesses behind
1:27:12
the car. No.
1:27:14
The deer fuck right in front of you.
1:27:16
Boom, blood everywhere, all over the windshield.
1:27:19
But you dodge. You dodged.
1:27:21
They're gonna say you died. No, no.
1:27:22
No crazy, you dodged the deer, but you have blood all over the
1:27:25
front of your. Car but like.
1:27:26
That. Hair and.
1:27:27
That's just that's. Just a rinse off.
1:27:31
Yeah, it's up to you. You.
1:27:32
Just want it to be what do. You mean if?
1:27:34
You wanna go to a car wash, you can go to a car.
1:27:35
I don't know what you wanna do. If you wanna drift like that,
1:27:37
you can drift like that. You're saying that's kind of
1:27:39
cool? It's kind of.
1:27:40
Sick. You just.
1:27:41
Wanted this guy just wanted to be hurtful for like a. 2nd.
1:27:44
No, he just wants you to look cool on the but didn't.
1:27:46
Want to like full light? OK, so and then you almost just
1:27:49
stop going to the event because you saw a dead baby.
1:27:51
Deer. Yeah, that's something I would
1:27:52
do. I'd probably be like, let's go
1:27:53
home now. So then Princess pulled over on
1:27:55
a major highway and tries to run into the road and save this
1:27:59
deer. That is something I would do and
1:28:02
very dangerous. And you just somehow don't get
1:28:06
hit by a car. OK, Moving forward.
1:28:09
Yeah, so I hit the deer. Yeah, so your headlights blown
1:28:12
out, your girl's blown out, your AC is broken, that shit don't
1:28:15
work anymore. That's it.
1:28:19
And I'm and I'm on the way still to RSTI haven't even gotten
1:28:22
there. You both are.
1:28:22
OK, so it's daytime. I'm not even going to worry
1:28:24
about that shit. I'm going to get to the event.
1:28:26
The car's driving. It didn't hit the radiator
1:28:30
hopefully. It hit the condenser.
1:28:32
The AC condenser, I don't care I.
1:28:36
Was that you don't need that, right?
1:28:37
Not yet. Alabama's going to be pretty hot
1:28:39
in fucking August. Oh no, it's in October.
1:28:41
It's in October, and guess what? It wasn't hot that time.
1:28:45
Yeah, it's coming. Yeah, the year's over already.
1:28:52
I'm ready for fall. Me too.
1:28:54
Fucking hate the summertime. It's.
1:28:55
Not even summer yet. Is it not the?
1:28:58
Headlights perfect. OK damn, so I hit the deer, we
1:29:03
get to the event. Yeah, yeah, let's just focus on
1:29:05
the event, OK. So you guys are at the event.
1:29:11
Oh, God. So this truck's pretty smooth.
1:29:14
Smooth, right? Yeah, it's the skid pads.
1:29:17
Yeah, perfect. We're going to have such a great
1:29:19
time. I can't wait.
1:29:20
Get down with the with the boys paws.
1:29:23
Yeah. So, Carl.
1:29:24
Yes, I just realized my shirt is all ruined.
1:29:31
From what I don't. Know moving the tires or
1:29:33
something? Did he get an alignment?
1:29:34
With the white shirt. Yeah, I did 245 right there.
1:29:37
The way the way he's doing this is just confusing me.
1:29:39
Right there on the right. OK, yeah.
1:29:44
All right. So Carl's having a pretty good
1:29:45
day for the first couple heats until his trans mount rips in
1:29:50
half because he never fixed the missing bolt that was in the
1:29:54
description. If you want, you can go back and
1:29:56
look. I know it's in there.
1:29:57
Yeah, you thought I didn't see. That my actual car is like that
1:30:00
too though, yeah, and it's been fine.
1:30:03
Well, not this. One knock on wood now, Carl.
1:30:06
So the transmission mount ripped out and now your shifter's
1:30:09
fucking bouncing 4 feet in the air every time you clutch kick.
1:30:12
Fuck. What would I even do there?
1:30:14
You. Have to find one and it's for
1:30:18
ACDO. Nine.
1:30:19
Yeah, I know. Uh oh.
1:30:22
OK. Day might be over.
1:30:23
OK, no. OK, so but OK, so my day is
1:30:25
done. Maybe, but you're telling me I
1:30:27
don't know. No, it's going to be done.
1:30:28
I can't fix it right then and there.
1:30:30
What trans mount do you need? Serial 9 they I love their trans
1:30:37
mount design. I I I personally don't have one
1:30:39
for my car yet but. You can't just use like.
1:30:42
What do you use in your car right now?
1:30:44
The Collins one and it and it broke the one bolt.
1:30:48
Yeah, it was a custom one. Yeah, you had to get the one
1:30:51
that. Sorry, Carl.
1:30:52
In my opinion that that serial 91 is so nice.
1:30:54
It's it's like one piece. It's like just looks like a
1:30:57
quality piece. So that's the one that I would
1:30:59
get. Hold on serial 9 trans mount.
1:31:06
All right now, Princess, what's going to happen to Princess?
1:31:08
Nothing. Everything good happens to me in
1:31:10
life. Guys, make sure you check out
1:31:12
her. Instagram.
1:31:13
She didn't. She didn't torque her wheels.
1:31:15
Now there you go, one of the wheels.
1:31:16
Found my own man, threw me under the fucking bus.
1:31:20
Bro. Take this fucking ring out your
1:31:22
own. Bianca bro.
1:31:24
Dude come on, I'm about to sell my ring for this shit.
1:31:28
Yo. Malcolm I don't know if we
1:31:31
should do that because that body gets fucked.
1:31:35
Shit. It's OK guys, I have so much
1:31:37
money. Boom, fucking wheel flies up in
1:31:40
the air. Fucking rear of the car bounces
1:31:42
down body kit. Cracks rear bumper.
1:31:46
Cracks. Is it a crack?
1:31:47
Yep, destroyed. You could fix that.
1:31:50
Carl can, not me. I can fix.
1:31:53
I mean I. Could.
1:31:54
I know you could fix. That I could fix that.
1:31:56
I could fix that. There's a video about it on.
1:31:59
All right, so so now she's now now there's an Instagram reel of
1:32:03
Princess entering the first turn and fucking wheel flying.
1:32:05
No. That's the.
1:32:07
Word Everybody feels so bad for me and donates 1000 million
1:32:11
bajillion dollars in Bitcoin. OK.
1:32:13
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And.
1:32:15
Then. And then you wake up, no.
1:32:17
No, it's not a dream. All right.
1:32:22
So that happens to you. So you're going to have to, I
1:32:24
mean, the studs are broken, the wheel studs are broken.
1:32:28
So you're gonna have to figure that out.
1:32:30
How much is that I? Don't know, you tell me.
1:32:33
I don't know. Figure it out.
1:32:35
Give me a price. Come on, you're representing
1:32:37
women Drifters right now. You need to figure this.
1:32:39
Out. You know what's so fucking
1:32:40
funny? What?
1:32:41
I'm not a drifter. I'm just a woman.
1:32:45
You gotta figure this out the. Expectations are so high.
1:32:47
For what? Come on, I'm just a girlfriend.
1:32:50
I mean a fiance. I'm just a bestie.
1:32:52
What do I look at? Rear.
1:32:54
Yo Chat chap in the chat if you want to see a video of me trying
1:32:56
to learn how to drift a Frankie. And we might be doing.
1:32:59
This. That's funny.
1:33:00
I would do that. You would do that?
1:33:01
You could use the car my car. I can't reach the pedals, that's
1:33:04
the problem. We tried, didn't.
1:33:06
We yeah, we did try. Come on, lug studs.
1:33:08
Did you know that? Rear wheel, Yeah.
1:33:10
Lug studs. No, we, we tried that that we
1:33:12
tried to teach Princess and she couldn't reach the pedals in my
1:33:14
car When you were at Shannon Dope.
1:33:15
I was so sad. Carl, what are you doing with
1:33:17
your car? I'm looking for what do I do a
1:33:19
trans bracket? All right, Malcolm, if you can
1:33:23
start the timer for me, two minutes.
1:33:24
Wait, a Miato wheel stud kit? That sounds about right. $40 and
1:33:29
90. 9:00 You got to find out. OK, Malcolm, there's my
1:33:33
solution. Right now you got to drive.
1:33:34
Oh yeah, you're right, you're right.
1:33:36
My fault. What is this?
1:33:38
That's the bracket and the mount.
1:33:40
The mount goes on to that. Bull boost performance on eBay.
1:33:44
Bull. Boo, Boo, Boo.
1:33:48
Is there a mount with this or is it just a brace?
1:33:51
Let me see. It's just a bracket.
1:33:52
Boy, I need the bracket first because the that was the problem
1:33:55
with the car. OK, wait, what do?
1:33:57
I do bracket. Why can't I find it?
1:34:01
Come on, you just need a LUG stud.
1:34:02
Yeah, but for auto like every time I click the link it just
1:34:05
brings me to like. Yeah, don't do that.
1:34:08
Yeah, I don't know how do I just type in?
1:34:11
No, not there. You got to look up 1990 whatever
1:34:14
the fuck you bought 1990 Mazda on Google?
1:34:18
Oh 1990 Mazda Miata lug stud and then just look until you see
1:34:23
auto parts store or something and then show them.
1:34:24
Dude, this is gonna be like a $300.00 job.
1:34:27
And that's me like, all right, $300.00 Malcolm, that's just.
1:34:32
You ordering the parts? Yeah.
1:34:33
Wait, we didn't even get home yet.
1:34:35
Well, I'm done for the day. Is it a dorm?
1:34:39
I'm not fixing anything at the track.
1:34:40
Alright, so you're throwing on the trailer.
1:34:41
Yeah, I'm done. Wait these?
1:34:42
Things are kind of cheap. So that's it, You're going home.
1:34:45
I'm going home. OK, yeah, you didn't fix your
1:34:47
headlight. Oh, he got pulled over.
1:34:55
Bad boys, bad boys, What you going to do?
1:34:57
Two different songs, Two different songs, Two different
1:34:59
songs 2. Different songs.
1:35:03
Wow all. Right, here we go.
1:35:04
Wait, is this a wheel stud or what am I looking for?
1:35:06
Do you remember that video of me arresting Malcolm?
1:35:13
All right, so here's the interaction.
1:35:15
It's. $3. Lower your window please.
1:35:24
Yeah, what's up, Doctor Siri? You know why I'm pulling you
1:35:27
over tonight? I have a feeling this.
1:35:32
Is. Really.
1:35:32
Yeah. You know how fast you're going
1:35:33
back there. No, no, never let him know, by
1:35:38
the way. What'd you say?
1:35:39
Yeah. No, nothing.
1:35:40
Nothing. Nothing, Nothing.
1:35:41
Nothing, I swear. So you don't know how fast you
1:35:43
were going. No Sir, no Sir, no Sir.
1:35:44
Well, good thing I clocked you at 80.
1:35:47
What's the speed limit? But you also have a a headlight
1:35:49
out and you got some blood on the front.
1:35:52
Is this hair? Did you hit a person?
1:35:57
Can you please step? Out of the vehicle.
1:36:00
Oh no, Could you? Please step out of it.
1:36:02
Oh. God, why?
1:36:06
All right, now can. You do a sobriety test for me
1:36:09
real quick. Right.
1:36:10
Now. Yeah, right now.
1:36:12
Dude, ZYX, OK, so you. Know how to do that, I don't
1:36:15
know how to do. That, no, he does have.
1:36:16
That so he does a sobriety test on you, everybody.
1:36:18
Checks out. Oh, OK, cool.
1:36:20
He. Doesn't give you a speeding
1:36:20
ticket. Sweet.
1:36:22
He gives you a headlight. Ticket.
1:36:23
Headlight ticket. What's that 50 bucks?
1:36:26
Oh, that's not bad. 50 bucks. Remember, Malcolm got. 65 bucks.
1:36:30
65 bucks with the 65 bucks ticket.
1:36:36
Sounds like we're not. Good bad boy.
1:36:38
Carla. Wait.
1:36:42
And then the cop leaves. Have a.
1:36:45
Good night Malcolm. Loved that.
1:36:48
Do you remember that from final? I just.
1:36:51
Remember. I just know that video.
1:36:54
I'm a very good bad boy. I don't know that.
1:36:56
I don't know that. When we had final bout, Stevie
1:36:59
kept asking me that. Not not Stevie Toth.
1:37:03
You know too many people. It's Jimmy's Stevie.
1:37:06
Oh, yeah, he was. He kept asking.
1:37:09
I don't forget what he kept asking.
1:37:10
Like, kept singing that song. Good bad boy.
1:37:17
That pullover literally sounded like when Malcolm got pulled
1:37:20
over for speeding. No, this is Malcolm getting
1:37:22
pulled over for speeding. Stop resisting.
1:37:25
Oh my. God, get on the ground.
1:37:29
That's crazy. He's reaching.
1:37:34
He's reaching. Now that's horrible.
1:37:38
That's horrible. These are so stupid.
1:37:40
Cop walks up. Where are the drugs?
1:37:43
The. Thing is, The thing is, is what
1:37:46
happened when Malcolm got pulled over for speeding was that
1:37:49
Princess said, can we switch drivers?
1:37:52
I don't want them to drive anymore.
1:37:54
Is that OK? And, and he said, yeah, when
1:37:57
we're done here, you can do whatever you.
1:37:59
Want cop walks up to Malcolm. License registration.
1:38:01
Oh, where are the drugs? Well, well, well, that happened
1:38:09
to me before, actually. It's happened to what?
1:38:11
Oh. It's happened to people I know
1:38:12
too. Wait, what?
1:38:13
No, just sitting in a parking lot, park parking lot and a cop
1:38:16
pulls up and just knocks on my window goes you guys smoking in
1:38:19
here? I said no.
1:38:20
What the fuck? Yep.
1:38:22
Literally doing nothing. In the we're.
1:38:24
About to. Imagine just like, Yeah.
1:38:26
And what? What do you do about it?
1:38:28
And what, you're going to jail? All right, Princess, Did you
1:38:31
find them? Oh, it was 299.
1:38:34
How many do I need? 5.
1:38:36
OK 3 * 515. Where are we at in this process
1:38:41
right now? She's.
1:38:41
Still at the track. Holy shit.
1:38:43
And you? Left her, I'm already home.
1:38:45
You left her. I'm home on the couch Big.
1:38:48
So boosting. $500. For fixing these fucking lugs,
1:38:51
you gonna do? This.
1:38:52
My fiance's fine all. Right, Malcolm, you fixing the
1:38:55
lugs? Yeah, I'll do it.
1:38:58
All right. All right, $15 deduct. 20 bucks.
1:39:01
20 bucks OK taxes break clean. Fucking America.
1:39:04
Supplies. Deduct is crazy.
1:39:08
And then you're going to need some duct tape too.
1:39:10
Add some duct tape zip ties because that body kit is fucked
1:39:13
up. OK.
1:39:16
There's no way that this is a good listen for the podcast
1:39:18
listener that's. What I'm saying but they like
1:39:20
it. Dude, no, no, it's something bad
1:39:22
because I'm on it. I feel bad because.
1:39:23
We're just all over just babbling.
1:39:25
It, I mean, we're, we're making sense though.
1:39:27
We're following the rules of the game.
1:39:28
We're following. We're following a spreadsheet.
1:39:30
Yeah, like what the fuck? It's.
1:39:31
Legit, it's just I don't know how you're going to make it.
1:39:33
Alabama with $2000. I'm buzzed as fuck right now.
1:39:37
You're. Fucking yo Chuck another one yo
1:39:39
want to Chuck one? Just for the record.
1:39:40
Yeah, Congrats again, Princess, 'cause you're winning this.
1:39:43
I know, bitch, how? 'Cause I'm.
1:39:45
How Who's closest to spending two $25,000?
1:39:48
The guy who spent $22,000 at 619 or Princess who spent 14,320?
1:39:55
It's. Easy to spend money, not get it
1:39:57
back. Yeah, question, how much is how
1:39:59
much would it cost to fix all my shit?
1:40:01
Your body kit. Ask Carl Carl how much to fix
1:40:03
Her fiberglass, her paint, everything.
1:40:05
Dude, you said she blew that thing to shreds.
1:40:08
It's a rear bumper side skirt. Rear.
1:40:11
With paint, I thought we hit the.
1:40:12
Front Are we doing paint? What are you talking?
1:40:14
About the the deer. No, it was just blood
1:40:16
everywhere. You just need to get something.
1:40:17
To him beforehand, I painted Princess's body kit for 800
1:40:20
bucks. I'm going to do the same thing
1:40:21
again. I'm going to paint and.
1:40:23
No, you just need the rear bumper.
1:40:24
Just the rear bumper OK 300 I need.
1:40:26
Money. Look at him, look at him, look
1:40:28
at him. Because I'm sorry.
1:40:29
I'm sorry, sorry. 400 bucks and you're not getting 300 bucks, by
1:40:32
the way, Actually, wait, why not?
1:40:34
You don't. Guess not how it works.
1:40:36
So who's that good for me? I'm G booing.
1:40:38
No, it's not how it works. What does G booing mean?
1:40:40
Get your bread up in. What the fuck is AG Boo?
1:40:44
Get your bread up all right GY, you know how.
1:40:46
It works now, G Boo 400 and you're fixing the fiberglass.
1:40:49
No. Oh who?
1:40:51
I'm a bumper size skirt. Yeah, and painting.
1:40:53
All right, 400. Bucks If Carl's fixing it, then
1:40:55
I have to give him money, no? Yeah, and I thought.
1:40:57
It works here, not how it works here.
1:40:59
What kind of? I tried brother.
1:41:00
I tried. Chat.
1:41:01
Sorry, you know what? Let's go to the chat real quick.
1:41:04
Let's just let's just take a look.
1:41:07
I knew I'd see something here. Yeah, dude, hell.
1:41:11
Starts an Only Fans account. Hell yeah, $1,000,000 on the
1:41:16
surplus. All right, Mr. Kent, that's a
1:41:18
good, but it doesn't help anything in this game.
1:41:21
So yo Dan's in here faces milk. Oh that's so nice, someone said.
1:41:26
Honestly I think everyone will help Princess fix Miata drift.
1:41:29
Kitchen girl step up yo. Girl.
1:41:31
Power. Bitch, they would.
1:41:33
They would definitely. I think people would help.
1:41:35
Me. You'd be an awesome part of that
1:41:37
group, dude. What would I?
1:41:40
Hell yeah. Drink Carl on budget is so fun.
1:41:42
Drunk Carl on budget Budget is so fun.
1:41:45
Yeah, I'm sure it's fun because he's broke now.
1:41:46
All right. Moving on with Mr. Mr. Kent,
1:41:50
that's so nice. Yeah.
1:41:51
Thank you, Mr. Kent. Carl Sarzen only fans.
1:41:54
Oh, that means he makes more money.
1:41:56
And Princess has over 10K left. Dude, yeah, but but the problem
1:42:00
is, is that I painted and did these these.
1:42:02
Things also Remember Remember, you have to get as close as you
1:42:04
can to 0 without going past it. Yeah, before the game's.
1:42:08
Over. Wait, what?
1:42:09
Say that one more time. You have to get close to You
1:42:11
have to use the the all of your budget before.
1:42:14
Are you good? You're having a fucking stroke.
1:42:17
Because he knows. I'm about to win, about to.
1:42:21
Win. This bitch.
1:42:22
That's what's about to happen. I'm about to win this right now.
1:42:30
You have to spend all your fucking.
1:42:31
Money about to be at 0 Princess. Frankie back from his Princess
1:42:37
head. You have to.
1:42:39
Spend all your fucking money, you got it.
1:42:41
Mountain Frankie hit a girl on the line I.
1:42:44
Don't give a damn. It's the sound of the police.
1:42:51
All right, all right, all right. So we've got.
1:42:53
All right, next event. I have no rhythm.
1:42:58
All right, wait, did we put that?
1:42:58
I fixed my shit. Yeah, I want a pit bike.
1:43:01
Can I get Can I buy a pit bike? Sure Carl, buy a pit bike
1:43:03
because. Fucking.
1:43:04
Money. Money doesn't exist.
1:43:05
Carl, should we get matching pit bikes?
1:43:06
Yeah. Yeah, let's do it.
1:43:08
OK, OK. Can you find me one?
1:43:10
Yeah. Princess will look normal on
1:43:12
that. I know they look.
1:43:14
Like a full size dirt bike. So you know those like mini coca
1:43:16
colas, like the little glass bottle, They look so normal in
1:43:20
my hand. I typed in PIT.
1:43:21
Like it looks like what it's what it's supposed.
1:43:23
To yeah, we should have had Dan come on here.
1:43:24
Dan would have killed this shit. Yeah, Dan, what a fuck.
1:43:28
Fucking. Dan's a cool guy.
1:43:30
I know, very cool guy. I typed it now two next time.
1:43:33
How's Satori? Have you seen?
1:43:35
Him. I haven't seen Satori.
1:43:36
I don't know what Dan did to that.
1:43:37
Dog, stop. Don't say that bye.
1:43:39
Don't. He might, please.
1:43:40
Please don't. Say that no.
1:43:42
What's wrong? Why would he eat him?
1:43:44
He's such a cute dog. You're hungry.
1:43:46
He's a good boy on that hike. The one and only hike I went on.
1:43:50
Yeah, that was fucked. Up 500 bucks Princess, we might
1:43:52
each. Are you in?
1:43:53
If we each spend 500 bucks, we both could get pit bikes.
1:43:56
Yeah, OK, me too Malcolm, $500.00 for pit bike.
1:44:01
Show me the money. I can't wait for the next part.
1:44:08
Hell yeah, Princess, we're not walking anymore.
1:44:10
I don't know how to ride a bike, so do I need to know how to ride
1:44:13
a bike like a bicycle before ready?
1:44:17
That's a stupid question, right? Yeah.
1:44:18
Just hit the throttle and fucking rib it.
1:44:20
And then? Just that's what Jake Parrish
1:44:21
does. Yeah.
1:44:22
And then what didn't I like? Yeah, Whiskey throttle.
1:44:25
No, no, no. No, these are small.
1:44:26
These are small. We got it.
1:44:27
And we're going to change that, by the way.
1:44:29
What do you mean? Because Joe doesn't know how to
1:44:31
either. We're.
1:44:32
Going to buy both of you. Yeah.
1:44:34
Oh, that's the best person to learn with.
1:44:36
I love Joe. We're going to be.
1:44:37
Cracking. The county.
1:44:38
Whoa. Good luck.
1:44:39
Let's not do that, all right? Should I buy a bicycle?
1:44:42
Ready. Set Drift is over now, right?
1:44:43
Yeah, we're done with that. One more event before Alabama
1:44:47
Evergreen Drift. Where is that track?
1:44:51
Is it in Evergreen, PA? It's in drums PA, Drums PA.
1:44:55
It's a little past COVID, It's a little past where Pocono was,
1:44:59
but it's not very far. It's like maybe another 10
1:45:01
minutes, 15 minutes. Wait, how?
1:45:03
How? So what was our?
1:45:04
Where was our last event in PA 2?
1:45:07
Yep. So why don't we just get an
1:45:08
Airbnb and stay there? It it, it's the next.
1:45:11
It would be like a. Week 2 weeks, OK.
1:45:13
Oh. Shit.
1:45:15
Oh no. Fuck, we're on our own.
1:45:18
You're going to need tires, all of you.
1:45:19
Me. OK, 260.
1:45:21
I also have the B2. You want to go?
1:45:23
We'll take an intermission. Nah, I'll wait till Malcolm's
1:45:28
back. Well, well, what does the chap
1:45:30
say? Yeah.
1:45:32
Get off of that. He's going to try to do it
1:45:36
himself. You're in caps lock How?
1:45:41
Much for mine, I don't know 260 how.
1:45:45
Much are. Princesses, I guess we're.
1:45:47
Just 280. No, but that's not right.
1:45:50
What? Does Princess?
1:45:51
Need she just needs 2 spare rear tires.
1:45:53
But like they're not that much money, right?
1:45:55
They're 15120 bucks. They're just yeah, I guess.
1:46:00
OK, it's two. 40. But mine says 280.
1:46:03
Yeah. Wait, front tires?
1:46:04
Are you buying four more? Wait, is that?
1:46:07
Wrong. Are you only buying 2?
1:46:09
Let's just get a whole new set. Fuck it, I got money.
1:46:12
I got money at the wazoo baby. That's right, let's fucking go.
1:46:18
We need Malcolm. I need Malcolm.
1:46:20
That's 1800 bucks Oh my. God, how much were the tires
1:46:23
again? 260 I don't know, let's do a 260
1:46:29
oh for four for. For princesses.
1:46:31
Let's just say they're 120 bucks, which is.
1:46:34
Very high I. Feel like but so 2. 40 no for a
1:46:37
pair. Yeah. 120 for a pair.
1:46:40
Yeah, 60 bucks. OK, that seems very cheap, but
1:46:45
OK 240. That's what they were before.
1:46:49
That's what, Princess. And that are fucking noise.
1:46:51
You hear that? Oh yeah.
1:46:55
Oh. Is that the computer?
1:46:58
No, that's air conditioning. No way did it did the duct tape.
1:47:01
I'll be right back. Oh my God, yeah, that's got to
1:47:04
be the duct tape. That's definitely the wind, is
1:47:07
it? It's the bees.
1:47:09
We're under attack. That sound was crazy.
1:47:12
Oh my gosh, Princess, have you been enjoying this so far?
1:47:14
Yeah, this is fun. I feel like no one else is
1:47:17
probably enjoying watching. The game of life, I feel like,
1:47:19
yeah, I feel bad when when we get out of hand because I feel
1:47:22
like eventually we get in the zone that we're playing a board
1:47:24
game and then it's like. Woo.
1:47:28
But then I also feel like it's. Cheers.
1:47:30
I feel like it's like I'm probably boring to watch, like I
1:47:32
don't know what the fuck I'm doing, no.
1:47:34
This has been fun. I I said that it was important
1:47:36
to get a point of view from somebody who doesn't always do
1:47:39
this all the time like this is. Our.
1:47:41
How fucking terrible is this? Yeah, this is crazy.
1:47:44
This is. Literally our life.
1:47:45
That's a. Lot of money.
1:47:47
That's our life. Maybe not 25.
1:47:48
Grand and I've seen it happen live where like you guys will
1:47:51
drift like one lap and then your car just shits and it's like
1:47:54
whoa and then and then you guys are literally like fixing it and
1:47:57
I'm like yeah. And then you guys get it back
1:47:59
out on the track and I'm like that's wild.
1:48:01
What? The.
1:48:02
Fuck yeah. Finger guns.
1:48:04
OK, I go pee too. All right.
1:48:07
Oh fuck. Oh my God.
1:48:11
OK. And that's what you get.
1:48:13
Are you OK? No.
1:48:15
I'm. Kidding.
1:48:17
Taste of fudge. Steaks.
1:48:18
Oh. My God are.
1:48:19
You OK Princess? Just bailed so.
1:48:23
Malcolm I added tires on the bottom there after the pit bike
1:48:26
for me and Princess. Wait, can you put 2 tires for me
1:48:30
and then four for Princess? Is that a good pitch for you,
1:48:37
Malcolm? It was amazing.
1:48:40
It was amazing. We're getting down to the the
1:48:44
last, yeah. Hell yeah.
1:48:45
And look at my number. And look at princesses.
1:48:47
Look who's going to win right now, buddy.
1:48:48
You're fucked. How?
1:48:50
You'll see how Alabama's far away.
1:48:54
I drove my Koya there. You going to fix your headlight?
1:48:57
Yeah, I already got the solution up right here.
1:48:59
Where? It what is it?
1:49:00
Let's go right? Here one second, it's coming.
1:49:08
Got him, there it is. Boom, we got some new sea lights
1:49:17
or 200 bucks. Is this Don't call them sea
1:49:19
lights? What the fuck is this?
1:49:21
Sea lights? No dude, fuck this.
1:49:23
Why? They're 200 bucks.
1:49:24
They fit Tundra. That's the same one.
1:49:31
Oh oh. Fuck you Carl.
1:49:34
Not shit. Fuck.
1:49:35
No no no no no no no. Now what?
1:49:38
Now what? Yo bro, I do this for real.
1:49:42
At it, at it, cheap fuck. Dude.
1:49:46
What did you think was going to happen?
1:49:48
Realistically 200 bucks and it says shipped.
1:49:51
It says 210 two $110 bro. Frankie thinks that $25,000 is
1:50:03
not enough for what I'm doing. Dude that is such a buttload of
1:50:07
money. If that's.
1:50:08
Pressing your luck buddy. Dude, I'm gonna.
1:50:10
Keep keep pressing your luck. I'm just tiptoeing.
1:50:14
Yeah, literally. Dude, I got it.
1:50:16
I swear you. Don't want to do any maintenance
1:50:19
of your truck? Hell no, they don't make it.
1:50:22
They don't make it to Alabama? No problem.
1:50:24
Actually. Yeah, how many miles are on it?
1:50:26
It was 138 when we bought it. It's pretty good, yeah.
1:50:31
And that thing's got chains, you know?
1:50:33
What did she just do? She's just screaming out there.
1:50:38
What? What?
1:50:40
I opened the door and like a bug immediately flew into my face.
1:50:43
I got. Scared there shouldn't be any
1:50:47
bugs in here. I got so scared.
1:50:49
Lock her down. I killed the fly that was in
1:50:51
here. No, there's a fly there.
1:50:52
That's what flew into my face and I got so scared.
1:50:57
She just screamed. You guys heard me.
1:51:00
Though all right, we got to make the journey to trip to the Pawn
1:51:02
Princess, and the problem here is that you don't have a
1:51:04
trailer. Wait, you've got another event
1:51:06
yet? Evergreen.
1:51:07
PA Oh, we do. We do.
1:51:08
We do. Yeah.
1:51:09
Hey. And that they just paved that
1:51:10
thing. You thought it was one event
1:51:12
left. That's fine.
1:51:15
All right. That's a little one sided
1:51:21
victory. Really has $1661.00?
1:51:26
I'm concerned. And you have $9790.00 left.
1:51:30
And you know what I'm going to do?
1:51:31
Nevermind, I'm. Not going to do.
1:51:32
What are you going? To do no I was just going to say
1:51:37
let's say God forbid something happens OMW or.
1:51:42
Yeah, you might want to start thinking about your preparation
1:51:46
for Alabama. Yeah, because you have a lot of
1:51:49
money and it might be. Good, you go rent a car and rent
1:51:52
a trailer. How much does that cost?
1:51:55
Go to Turo, you could probably rent like some sort of new truck
1:51:58
for like 6. 100 bucks, why is it ringing?
1:52:00
And then you rent a trailer. Renting a truck for Turo and
1:52:03
then you rent using it with a trailer.
1:52:04
And then you go rent a trailer from U-Haul and then and then
1:52:07
you're going down to Alabama. Why not want you to tell with?
1:52:10
Your what's so funny why I'm renting your truck for the use
1:52:13
of a truck. What the fuck is the deal?
1:52:15
I agree, Carl I. Don't know man, I.
1:52:18
Don't. Know There we go, Princess.
1:52:19
Now you're down to 8000 and I'm still at 1000 winning.
1:52:24
Rents, rents a Raptor and then just fucking loads.
1:52:26
A Princess buy a truck and trailer.
1:52:28
Or that. Buy a Generation 1 Koya for four
1:52:32
or five grand, buy a trailer for three grand and you might have a
1:52:36
chance of beating me. Princess, you could do anything
1:52:38
you want right now as long as it's under $8000 and you're
1:52:42
still gonna win. Cruise.
1:52:45
Bruce. Call.
1:52:47
Siesta, yeah. Evergreen, PA.
1:52:51
How far is that, Carl? One hour and 20 minutes.
1:52:54
All right, well it's going to take you 4 hours because your
1:52:56
fucking tires blew out on this. Clock.
1:53:00
So what? On what?
1:53:02
What did it blow out? Just had a blow out.
1:53:04
On what? Oops.
1:53:05
On the Koya, Yeah. Oopsie.
1:53:08
No problem. No problem, no.
1:53:11
Problem Princess, you made it there on time because your car
1:53:13
is reliable. Oh, so I don't need a?
1:53:15
'Cause you went and got a vehicle inspection at factory
1:53:17
motor school. I got and what do you guys call?
1:53:21
It MPI yeah, MPI multi point inspection, vehicle inspection,
1:53:25
pre alignment inspection. Oh.
1:53:27
Look at. That oh, I'm so.
1:53:29
Ready bro? What?
1:53:30
Let me. See.
1:53:30
What did you find? What are you?
1:53:32
Am I ready to go? Should I did?
1:53:33
You throw your spare on did. You I do the spare on and we're
1:53:35
at the track. Is that the Is that where we're
1:53:37
at? Because we're going to have to
1:53:38
go check the. Spare when you bought the truck.
1:53:40
Dude that they had to. Been fine, it wasn't there.
1:53:44
So now what? You got AAA right?
1:53:47
No, you don't. No, no I don't.
1:53:50
I have AAA. Oh, a friend to a friend.
1:53:54
Yeah. Phone me in, baby, Phone me in.
1:53:58
Hey, come on, let me go to Mavis Tire and I need a new tire.
1:54:02
You're. Going to leave your trailer on
1:54:03
the side of Route 80? Yeah.
1:54:05
All right. The fuck?
1:54:06
I do that shit all the time, OK? I got him, that's it.
1:54:10
Period. Then OK.
1:54:11
How much is that bill? That's gonna be at.
1:54:13
Least charge me. Without with the AAA and then
1:54:16
two the thing I don't know how much is A. 400.
1:54:21
Bucks 400. Bucks 400.
1:54:22
I'll take 400. That's a good price, 400.
1:54:25
Bucks you. Said 400.
1:54:27
Deducted from me no. No, no, it's.
1:54:29
Mine. Oh, I'm confused.
1:54:30
The 400 is for the tire and you have AAA.
1:54:33
We use your triple. A OK bet bet bet you got.
1:54:38
Six, you guys are fucking six hours late so you don't go
1:54:41
through any tires. You're so lucky dude.
1:54:43
I was so ready. How much are those?
1:54:46
I mean, you might want to do that anyway.
1:54:47
They were 800, but now I got one new tire and we're going to
1:54:49
Alabama and all I got to do is make it home.
1:54:52
Yeah, are you going to make it home?
1:54:53
Is the real question. All right, so now you start
1:54:55
drifting at Evergreen, PA. Yeah, and all your friends are
1:54:58
there, right, Carl? Having a blast dude.
1:55:00
Honey chick, Honey Musto chicken sub.
1:55:03
So all your friends are there? Oh, that sounds good.
1:55:05
So that means you want to tandem, right?
1:55:06
Oh yeah. OK this.
1:55:09
Is going to be us on Sunday. Please be light.
1:55:11
Tread lightly with your words, please.
1:55:13
What if it is on Sunday? Poconos.
1:55:16
Oh. So Carl's tandem, anyone's
1:55:18
buddies, you know, maybe some people he doesn't know.
1:55:24
You don't have any angle mods, so you spun.
1:55:28
What? You spun out.
1:55:31
Fuck, it happens. It does happen a lot to me.
1:55:33
I suck. You don't.
1:55:34
Have any? I don't say that about yourself.
1:55:36
So you spin and then the guy behind you fucking bail.
1:55:41
Doesn't do anything. Oh oh.
1:55:43
OK, that happens, that happens. That roller coaster of emotion
1:55:47
that you felt just then happens in the matter of five seconds.
1:55:49
So you're good. Yep, you're good.
1:55:52
Jesus. Christ, so the event keeps going
1:55:54
on. Totally.
1:55:54
Princess is out there trying to drift this fucking Oval.
1:55:57
Huh. Why'd you call an Oval?
1:56:00
It's an Oval. With an infield.
1:56:01
Oh, I think you're calling my car an Oval.
1:56:03
It's like, OK, no, you're weird disc, but OK.
1:56:07
I mean good looking car. Thank you, I picked it out.
1:56:12
I don't know what to do with the princess's car.
1:56:14
Nothing 'cause she's perfect. Princess.
1:56:16
You know what would look really good on your car?
1:56:17
What type? X Wing, yes.
1:56:23
OK, I mean. On the way back.
1:56:26
Nah, I don't even let me think about it.
1:56:27
There's a guy at the event with one for sale.
1:56:29
Let me see. Oh, for sale.
1:56:32
How much? Can you show me I.
1:56:34
Don't even know how much type X wings.
1:56:35
Go a lot nowadays. Type X Wing.
1:56:40
Some people's wings are. Wild is this how much is this
1:56:46
No, no way. That can't be right.
1:56:48
Yeah, it's like 400 bucks. That's.
1:56:50
Not great. 400 is not bad. I got money out the wazoo, baby.
1:56:53
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, already swiped.
1:56:55
That type X wing. Wait, let me see how it looks if
1:56:57
I like it. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
1:56:58
sorry. I don't know how that looked.
1:56:59
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
1:57:00
You're right. Type X wing Miata.
1:57:04
I liked it. There was a couple cars I've
1:57:05
seen with it on. It looks good.
1:57:11
It looks like that. Oh.
1:57:15
A little cute patootie wing. Yeah, it looks good, that is.
1:57:18
Kind of cute. Yeah, it.
1:57:18
Looks good. All right, 500 you.
1:57:20
Want you buying that you want to?
1:57:21
Buy it. Yeah.
1:57:21
Fuck it. You got men.
1:57:23
I got everything. I got everything fixed.
1:57:25
I'm. Trying to help you out.
1:57:26
Here everything's. Fixed as of right now.
1:57:27
Yeah, the. Day's not over yet.
1:57:29
That's fine, I got money. Good, because you're going to
1:57:31
need it. You need to replace all your
1:57:32
brakes at the end of the event. How much is that I?
1:57:35
Don't know yet. Cheap.
1:57:36
We'll figure out. We'll.
1:57:37
Figure out when you get home. You got to get home still, but
1:57:39
your brakes are. Square, like I I can still get
1:57:41
home. Yeah, OK.
1:57:42
That's fine. You both need tires again before
1:57:47
the next event. So.
1:57:49
Crack it on. So it's 120.
1:57:51
Wait. For you one. 20 and you guys
1:57:53
tandemed? Oh, I would break it up.
1:57:56
So she spawned. We.
1:57:58
Tapped in front of her and you threw out her alignment.
1:58:01
Wow, dude. Finally, let's get let's get
1:58:03
some. She has too much money.
1:58:05
Drop it, drop it, drop it down. Carl, you should probably get in
1:58:07
alignment too. Yeah, before mid, but it's up to
1:58:11
you. You don't have.
1:58:12
To I'm going to get in alignment before mid pond.
1:58:14
Oh my God, we still need to go to another event.
1:58:16
You still gotta get home. You have to get home.
1:58:18
I have the trailer to. Truck.
1:58:20
With yeah your your your trailer might shit on you.
1:58:23
No, it's not. Not anymore.
1:58:25
Brand new axle. No way.
1:58:30
No. Way what?
1:58:30
What are you talking about? First of all, I made that
1:58:33
journey once already. All right, so ride home, it
1:58:36
looks cool, Princess. You make it home, your AC stops
1:58:40
working. That's fine, I got convertible.
1:58:42
Not. Not the one reason why Princess
1:58:45
bought the car. Something wrong with AC that's.
1:58:48
OK. Carl, your Tran starts slipping.
1:58:52
On the on the. CD.
1:58:54
No. Oh, on the clutch though.
1:58:56
On the Sequoia. Oh, just no way.
1:59:03
That's captain. That would not happen.
1:59:04
Oh, really? It would not.
1:59:06
Oh, really it wouldn't. It wouldn't.
1:59:07
What was wrong with your trans last year?
1:59:09
It wasn't the trans, it was a coil pack.
1:59:11
Something was going on. It was a coil pack.
1:59:13
Well, wasn't the transit would never happen.
1:59:16
All right. This is not the land of of of of
1:59:18
4L slippy. I'm sorry my shit made it to
1:59:21
270,000 miles before. Eisen made our transit and it
1:59:25
would never do that. But I got a solution for you
1:59:27
anyway. OK, so that's what's happening
1:59:29
on the way home. She's got to replace all her
1:59:32
brakes, Malcolm. So I don't know.
1:59:34
I mean, if Carl does the brake job, it's going to be $4 from
1:59:37
Rock Auto. But.
1:59:38
Yeah. And I'm just, I'm throwing stop
1:59:40
slip in this transit and I'm getting home.
1:59:43
I want like really good jobs on my thing, so I don't want that.
1:59:48
What is it called? Rock Auto.
1:59:50
Yeah, I don't want that. I want the good stuff.
1:59:52
Rock Auto. You want some some nice stuff?
1:59:54
All right, so let's say are you doing the job?
1:59:59
Give me YouTube and I got it. All right, so 500 bucks.
2:00:03
OK, brake job. Wait, what about the other
2:00:05
things that I have? You didn't.
2:00:07
What other things? Oh, the AC brake.
2:00:11
I mean you. Want to fix the ACI?
2:00:12
Don't have to fix that, that's fine.
2:00:13
I'll just sweat. I'll be skinny.
2:00:15
I'll just sweat. Tires.
2:00:17
Oh, you need tires? So her tires were two.
2:00:21
You guys keep changing my tires. Wait, wait, wait.
2:00:22
It was 240 and then you guys change it to.
2:00:24
Yeah. Wait, where are the Where do
2:00:25
this Carl? 4 tires?
2:00:28
Yeah, he didn't go through 4 tires.
2:00:29
He's got two left. Princess bought 2 tires.
2:00:33
She went through those, so he's got two.
2:00:37
She needs to buy 2240. Just put 2:40 in.
2:00:40
Where do you store the extra tires out of Miata like that?
2:00:42
You're shoving them in the car. Like in the trunk you.
2:00:44
Swap them on trunk one in your passenger seat.
2:00:47
Put them on the you, you put them on the back and you like
2:00:49
Ratchet. Strike, so I'm alone.
2:00:50
Are you giving them to me? And I carry them in my truck, so
2:00:56
you could get, you could give it to me and I could put them in
2:00:58
the truck. You're such a good friend, Carl.
2:01:01
That's. What you got to do?
2:01:03
Yeah. You're driving in a Miata.
2:01:05
I have a Koya. Yeah, my seats fold down.
2:01:07
You could just put. My Miata in your Koya in the
2:01:09
trunk and then no, no, no, no. I've been keeping that car to my
2:01:13
pocket. Kind of crazy on no ones engine
2:01:15
blew you up. You know why these are good
2:01:17
engines? Going to be.
2:01:18
BP. GE we're making he's.
2:01:21
Looking at me, it's going to be. I got you.
2:01:23
I got you. I got you.
2:01:24
Got I. Got you.
2:01:26
You could Princess. You could do a LS swap and beat
2:01:30
me. Huh.
2:01:32
You probably no, you cannot call. $8000 you don't think you
2:01:37
get LS swap on Miata for? 18 Alabama and drifting event.
2:01:40
Princess we could turbo we could we could buy a long block, turbo
2:01:44
it, tune it I. Didn't blow her engine yet.
2:01:46
I was gonna say he's gonna blow my engine like soon you.
2:01:48
Should so we could turbo it and then we could tandem for real.
2:01:53
Last event of the year. Fuck it, go big or go home.
2:01:56
Yeah. You want to turbo your car right
2:01:58
now? Yeah, let's.
2:01:59
Make it the fastest go go part in the world.
2:02:02
Three grand 4. Grand.
2:02:04
Wait. Whoa.
2:02:05
Really. 5 grand and you're still not beating me bro.
2:02:08
Me. Yeah.
2:02:10
Oh, I'm beating you, bitch. 5. Grand.
2:02:14
Spend 5 grand, you still got three left.
2:02:16
And I'm going to buy a fucking shelter for animals out in
2:02:21
Alabama. Malcolm, your train is blown,
2:02:26
Carl. Dude, I told you.
2:02:28
I don't care what you told me, OK?
2:02:32
What am I doing? You tell me you got to drive to
2:02:35
Alabama. I thought we were already down
2:02:38
there. No, you just did Evergreen, OK.
2:02:42
Unloading the GS and I'm driving it to Alabama.
2:02:44
That's the spirit, all right. Cool.
2:02:47
But you're driving your car to. Yeah, my car has been fine the
2:02:51
whole season, aside from my wrongdoings, which was going off
2:02:55
the track and neglect, and I've been buying tires for it and
2:03:02
I've been maintaining it. They both got alignments.
2:03:04
They both got alignments, they both got a bunch of tires.
2:03:06
My car is actually bigger than Princesses.
2:03:09
It's AGS so I could actually put the tires in it.
2:03:12
You guys going to bring your mopeds down there?
2:03:14
No more moped wait. Did you sell yours?
2:03:17
I'm not going to call. We can't.
2:03:18
We can't sell. We just can't bring it because
2:03:20
now. Can I sell?
2:03:21
It before, before no, you cannot sell anything.
2:03:24
That was Frankie's one rule before, and we're not bending no
2:03:27
rules but. I'll give it to Malcolm.
2:03:29
Before we used to have the trailer, now we can't put it on
2:03:32
the trailer. OK, that's fine.
2:03:34
That's fine. We still have.
2:03:34
Yeah, we can. We can.
2:03:36
Use our Do you want to turbo your car?
2:03:38
Fuck it, let's make that. Shit, what's the average cost of
2:03:40
a turbo kit? 3500 say. 4 grand like.
2:03:46
You know, I was so confident. Wait, can you please look it up?
2:03:49
Why are you saying chat? Who got you saying?
2:03:51
Chat. Come on, chat.
2:03:52
Crazy come. On chat saying that Jesus.
2:03:57
Whatever. What's the chat looking like?
2:03:58
Mount No. Let's look at.
2:04:00
That Frankie. We didn't even grab the trailer.
2:04:03
Why is this so? Funny you do it after.
2:04:05
I know that's it's just getting late and it's getting.
2:04:07
Carl straps on the trailer snap of the car.
2:04:11
Oh fuck. That would happen to him too.
2:04:14
Faction has hella project. Kenny.
2:04:17
Which Kenny is that? Is that?
2:04:18
Is that Kenny Aswan boy Kenny? I don't.
2:04:20
Know. That better not be the Kenny
2:04:21
that we went to Mid Pond with because that was a.
2:04:25
Come on, guys. You got any idea?
2:04:26
We don't know how much it costs to put a turbo can on me.
2:04:28
I'm gonna say 5 grand. I'm gonna say 5 grand.
2:04:30
She she gets it installed. Turbo, manifold, tuned,
2:04:33
installed, whatever. 5 grand, 5 grand it's deducted now she
2:04:37
makes 350 wheel shit pussy and what do you make like 100?
2:04:44
I make like 120. Jesus Christ, that's about 40.
2:04:46
Alright, 40. What's the trains?
2:04:47
What's happening with the? Trains.
2:04:50
Ohh, the train. Yo, this guy.
2:04:53
He's. Not fixing.
2:04:53
He's abandoning it. I'm I'm abandoning the he's
2:04:56
gonna drive the car and I'm and I'm GSN all the way down.
2:05:00
Guess what I got? Heated mirrors, power seats,
2:05:04
head unit galore. Bro and a mouse just ate through
2:05:07
your harness. No way bro, no way.
2:05:11
I'm eating that mouse. I'm finding them.
2:05:13
I'm cooking them whole family too.
2:05:15
Your kids, your daughter, whatever.
2:05:17
All right. No, no, you're good.
2:05:17
You're good. All right.
2:05:21
It's getting down to the wire now.
2:05:22
Princess is at $3300. Carl's at $1000.
2:05:25
Don't throw. This in in in in.
2:05:28
Anybody's favorite either I started to got you, would I?
2:05:30
Mean Princess, you want to spend any more money before you head
2:05:33
down to Alabama? No, wait.
2:05:36
Ah, dude, I can't. I don't know what's gonna happen
2:05:38
to Alabama. No one does.
2:05:40
So I'm gonna be safe and we're gonna.
2:05:42
You have to make it to Alabama and back home.
2:05:44
Yeah, my car's good. It's in mint condition.
2:05:47
I got the grim of the. Don't say that shit to Frankie,
2:05:49
dude. I know this is fake.
2:05:52
I know this is fake but US talking about going down to mid
2:05:55
pond and hanging out with all the rest of the gang is already
2:05:57
getting me excited and that's not even real.
2:05:59
Like I'm just ready to do that in real life.
2:06:01
Carl, you want to do any maintenance to that fucking
2:06:03
hunker shit to the. GE I'm going to do another oil
2:06:06
change and. There you go, Mel.
2:06:08
I should. Do that oil.
2:06:10
Change, Yeah, yeah, no Transluid.
2:06:12
It's usually a once a season thing that I do.
2:06:14
We included the I. Do.
2:06:16
Oil change of mine. And the turbo kit.
2:06:18
OK, I won't get one. How much was oil change?
2:06:22
60 I think last. Time.
2:06:24
Yeah, I'm also going to do. Oil change.
2:06:26
I'm also going. To do lower ball joints because
2:06:29
that's a far trip. Oh, don't those snap all the
2:06:32
time? They.
2:06:33
Do you're actually I'm going to buy 2 pairs of them.
2:06:38
What breaks on Miatas? Someone let me know.
2:06:42
Someone let me know it's about the snap on this girl's shit.
2:06:44
That's. Fucked.
2:06:47
Oh that's horrible bro 63 bucks for they're 120 bucks for a pair
2:06:55
buddy. So then two. 140 Yeah, I'm not
2:06:59
on. What?
2:07:04
Continue. I can't.
2:07:06
I can't say there's a breakdown, But you understood what?
2:07:12
I said. Who the hell is making it this
2:07:16
far in the podcast? Jesus.
2:07:17
Christ, yeah, I'm so sorry. I get.
2:07:19
All right, Carl's down to 700 fucking dollars.
2:07:22
We're. Right on the money we're.
2:07:23
Right on the money and you're ready to drive down fucking 456
2:07:27
states away. Hell yeah, my car would do that
2:07:29
right now. How long does that car ride to?
2:07:32
15 hours. 15. I did it.
2:07:34
Straight Miata could make it. Yeah, 100 P.
2:07:38
The GS. The GS would make it.
2:07:41
Yeah, about that. No.
2:07:42
No, no, no, no. No, the Miata.
2:07:45
That's a long ride for a Miata. My baby could do it.
2:07:49
Dude, but the GS is like it's it's it was it was like made for
2:07:53
that shit did. They both get alignments.
2:07:55
You didn't align that thing, did you?
2:07:57
I did, it came with the turbo. I aligned that shit.
2:08:01
Malcolm Control. Scroll back.
2:08:02
Buy one, get 2 free. Control scroll out.
2:08:05
There we go. I think the should probably.
2:08:07
Get an alignment Princess. OK, do that.
2:08:10
It makes the most sense. You're going to drive all the
2:08:12
way to Alabama. Yeah, I got you should,
2:08:15
definitely. And we're turboed now.
2:08:16
And now we don't have the trailer.
2:08:18
It's just me and you now on the road.
2:08:20
We're fucked. On the road again.
2:08:25
So you guys are just driving your drift cars down to Alabama?
2:08:28
Hell yeah. Nothing.
2:08:28
Like it brother? I miss it.
2:08:31
I voluntarily. Did realize this weekend, Oh
2:08:34
never mind. You both got seats.
2:08:35
Thank God. I just pictured Princess flying
2:08:37
around in this fucking yard trying to drift.
2:08:40
That's so funny. Like how can you show Frankie,
2:08:44
Frankie? Whoa, whoa.
2:08:47
Fucking. Flying around, I got seats.
2:08:49
OK. Did you?
2:08:50
Ever Weld your diff Carl? That's already got it Weld.
2:08:53
I I it was my buddy's car. Dude, I knew this thing.
2:08:57
All right. Cool.
2:09:00
I I picked it out on a whim. First of all, I like the color.
2:09:02
It's the same color as my engine.
2:09:04
Wait so we we both have to get in line in lineman?
2:09:07
No, you, you do. I've been trailing my car all
2:09:10
season and I've been getting it. Now I'm about to drive it St.
2:09:14
drive it you. Got one already, I think, yeah.
2:09:15
But but The thing is is I'm on a trailer before and like I fixed
2:09:20
it got aligned and now I'm off the trailer about to drive.
2:09:22
It needs an alignment milk. It's got no adjustment.
2:09:28
You cannot spell for shit. There's no.
2:09:30
E the keyboard. Sucks a ligament a ligament a
2:09:35
ligament. Can I get 1A ligament?
2:09:38
She's. Got one?
2:09:39
Adjustment arm. Of this.
2:09:40
Fucking thing. Why is it white now?
2:09:42
So it's not even that expensive, Malcolm.
2:09:43
It's only fucking 200 bucks. You change the color.
2:09:47
It's fine. It's fine.
2:09:47
Don't, Malcolm. Don't try.
2:09:48
Don't try. Don't try.
2:09:49
Don't try. Don't try.
2:09:50
Don't try. All right, Princess is down to
2:09:52
3100. Dollars.
2:09:53
All right, let's make the trip. 100 bucks and the trip has
2:09:56
started to trip to the pond. An October event, Oh the fall
2:10:02
driving. Lagada, it was so.
2:10:04
Good. Honestly so good.
2:10:06
Wait. Whatever.
2:10:07
Foliage the. Foliage, foliage.
2:10:09
If only you had the drop top. Oh, you have a hard time bread.
2:10:15
But it's a little cold. It is gonna be October.
2:10:17
It's pretty chilly, yeah. But you.
2:10:18
Got a good good heat. Starbucks.
2:10:21
Oh, you think I'm a Starbucks? Bitch in fall.
2:10:24
Yeah, get that pumpkin spice, that ice spice.
2:10:29
Yeah, your boy anyway, he said. No.
2:10:34
What'd he say? He said no.
2:10:36
Fuck you Malcolm. Anyway, all right, cool.
2:10:41
So what happens on the way down? Well, one of Carl's shitty ass
2:10:44
Godspeed Heim joints fucking blows out so his wheel's like
2:10:48
this the whole time. Uh oh.
2:10:51
What? Yep.
2:10:53
OK, All right. That's fine.
2:10:55
Yeah, that's fine. That's no problem.
2:10:56
I know how to. I know what to do.
2:10:57
Do you know what to do? I'm.
2:10:58
Going to get factory. Arms 'cause you're in fucking, I
2:11:00
don't know where South. O'reilly's country?
2:11:03
Yeah, we're O'reilly's country now, Brother God.
2:11:05
Bless and you're going I'm. Going into that auto I'm going
2:11:10
into that O'reilly's. I'm buying 2 factory upper ball
2:11:14
joints and control arms. No, no, no.
2:11:16
And I'm going to replace it back to stock.
2:11:19
Oh. And then no.
2:11:22
Is it the front or the rear? Rear, Rear.
2:11:23
OK, that's even better. I'm going to get a factory
2:11:26
upper. For the rear, look it up, you're
2:11:30
going to get a matching right side too, right?
2:11:32
I'm going to have to make both of them factory.
2:11:34
And your alignment's fucked. And it's going to be.
2:11:36
Yet too, you're not there yet. Yep.
2:11:38
But it's all right, somebody there is going to have tow
2:11:40
plates and if. Your tires make it there.
2:11:43
They're going to make it there. They're brand new.
2:11:44
OK. Hell yeah, dude.
2:11:47
Wait, we're at the 5th offender right here.
2:11:49
Yeah, we're at the last. We're on our way right now.
2:11:50
Oh, think you did the wrong one. What?
2:11:57
Isn't it under there? Oh no, you're right.
2:12:04
All right, here we go. Is this even a thing I can get?
2:12:09
Oh God, he's fucked. You literally have $700.
2:12:14
We're good. I don't.
2:12:15
Even tell you what armor was. That's like 5 double quarter
2:12:17
pounders right now. Toe, arm or upper arm?
2:12:20
Don't say that right now. Is it toe, arm or upper?
2:12:24
Arm, toe, arm. Toe Arm.
2:12:28
Whoa, it's. Getting dark in here. 98 or 89?
2:12:35
I don't do that. I don't like that EW.
2:12:38
Stop $89. 80 What is that? At an auto SPC?
2:12:42
No. That's a factory, no?
2:12:43
No, no, that's an. SPC.
2:12:44
No it's not. Yes, it is.
2:12:47
Birds of a Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, is that what that stands
2:12:49
for? Yeah, let me see it.
2:12:52
No. Whoa, let.
2:12:53
Me see it, you're gonna get adjustable arms.
2:12:54
Let me see it. Yeah, no, hold on.
2:12:56
Because if this is what this is. I'm yeah.
2:13:01
Oh my gosh. You.
2:13:02
Sound like lilo. I mean stitch.
2:13:05
Do it again. Shut.
2:13:09
The. Fuck.
2:13:11
What does he say in that? What does he say?
2:13:14
Doesn't he say like, oh fuck, I don't even know what he.
2:13:18
Says. Say nilly Ricker.
2:13:23
OK, I'll try. Why is that so, so cute?
2:13:33
Is that how a Furby sounded like?
2:13:35
No. No.
2:13:36
Furbies are like possessed. Don't.
2:13:37
Bring that up again. Why?
2:13:39
'Cause I was alive during that time.
2:13:41
OK, and I was bitch. You were one.
2:13:44
And I was alive. I watched Furbies kill people.
2:13:49
Wait, wait, that's a different. Thing insane asylums.
2:13:53
What's a different wait? Wait, what?
2:13:54
Are you talking about? Yeah.
2:13:56
Listen, Gen. Z ers, we don't talk about
2:13:58
Furbies. Anymore, I'm a millennial.
2:14:00
Wait, actually wait, I'm no. She's not.
2:14:02
She's a Gen. Z.
2:14:03
Yeah, I think I don't know what I am actually.
2:14:06
I identify as that bitch. Just say I identify that's.
2:14:10
How we know you're a Gen. Z?
2:14:11
And identify as a motherfucking threat.
2:14:16
I can't afford anything Hold. On yo hurry you timer, Malcolm,
2:14:20
Timer, please. Two minutes, one minute, one
2:14:24
minute. What blew out on a toe arm?
2:14:26
What? Broke the fucking hind joint.
2:14:30
Godspeed to you my boy. So.
2:14:33
He's done. He's done.
2:14:35
He's panicking. He's panicking.
2:14:37
His heart is pumping. He's panicking.
2:14:39
I can buy. Used ones off of marketplace I
2:14:42
could. Grab the hind joint off of
2:14:45
something else. I could do something.
2:14:48
I don't know what I would do in that situation.
2:14:51
I don't know what I would do in that situation.
2:14:52
I would need to find a joint or find.
2:14:55
I mean, it's still attached. What does a toe arm look like?
2:14:59
You didn't say it was attached before.
2:15:00
It can't attach. It's.
2:15:01
Twitching. I'm driving, I'm driving.
2:15:04
I. Drove 400 miles the other way
2:15:06
with no axle. Is it this thing?
2:15:09
Is this what a toe arm is like? This part.
2:15:11
Yeah. No, no, no, this right here.
2:15:14
The toe on. All right, Carl decides to keep
2:15:17
driving. Now they're about 20 miles away
2:15:21
from the track. Boom, blow out rear tire.
2:15:25
The one with the blown Heim joint.
2:15:27
OK, so he's about 10 miles away from the track and he gets a
2:15:32
blow out. I'm putting a spare on.
2:15:35
You have a spare in that car. That has to have a spare.
2:15:38
Fine. Yes.
2:15:40
Good on your feet, buddy. Good job, Carl.
2:15:43
Let's drink to that. Give me.
2:15:44
All right, Carl, So what do you wanna do?
2:15:46
I gotta get to the track. You're at the track.
2:15:48
OK, there's a tire shop right near Med Pond and I'm going
2:15:55
there and buying two sets of tires for my rears.
2:16:00
You have another set on you, don't you?
2:16:02
No, I don't. I'm.
2:16:03
Buying there with two tires. Yeah, I didn't buy more tires.
2:16:08
I'm buying. I'm buying 3 pairs of tires
2:16:10
actually. OK.
2:16:12
Yeah, 'cause I I want to have a good time at Mid Pond.
2:16:16
Each of those pairs were 100 bucks.
2:16:18
Each of those pairs were 100 bucks.
2:16:20
Oh, you got to fix the suspension before you drift.
2:16:23
The toe arm was blown out, right?
2:16:26
Somebody there might have a toe arm for GS/IS.
2:16:29
Well, what are the? Chances of that 200. 250 bucks.
2:16:34
Guess what's in Georgia. Maybe Corey Works has one.
2:16:36
Maybe. 200 bucks they might have one.
2:16:40
Call them up. I'll call.
2:16:44
Them all right, So what, you're just gonna assume they have OK,
2:16:47
but they're gonna have aftermarket.
2:16:48
No, I want a stock one because that's what was on it before.
2:16:52
You ain't finding that shit. Stock.
2:16:53
Then I'm gonna go to an O'reilly's.
2:16:54
They have one. Stock ones on there before.
2:16:56
No, they I bought, I bought lower ball joints at the
2:16:58
O'reilly's when I was down there.
2:16:59
Yeah, but they Godspeed on the rear.
2:17:01
It's like Godspeed Arms. It had Godspeed uppers.
2:17:05
You don't know that. Has to be.
2:17:07
No, you don't. Fuck.
2:17:10
Didn't you find SPC or didn't fit?
2:17:11
I did. It's just not for the car, it's
2:17:14
for another car. Listen, what are you going to
2:17:16
do? What am I going to do in that
2:17:18
situation? I'm going to exert every option.
2:17:20
You're watching my brain work right now and I'm thinking.
2:17:23
Find you found stock arms. I found stock arms.
2:17:25
I find somebody there who has arms.
2:17:27
I I'm, I'm on marketplace looking for arms.
2:17:29
I'm telling people who to tell their people to find arms.
2:17:32
I'm doing anything. OK, you found.
2:17:34
Arms because I made the mistake of not doing that before. $100
2:17:37
for the pair. Perfect.
2:17:40
He changes them out himself. That's right.
2:17:42
And he needs a new eccentric bolt because that shit snapped
2:17:45
as well. That's another 20 bucks.
2:17:47
Ass fuck. This is what happens, people.
2:17:54
It does though that you can't. Believe that you buy tires.
2:17:56
How many tires you want? Three or six, I'm going to be
2:18:01
driving $300.00 a pair up to $100 a pair.
2:18:05
He wants 6 tires. You're at 596.
2:18:08
I said what I said good. Day, Sir. 300, he said.
2:18:13
Drop it down. Oh.
2:18:17
God Dun Dun Dun oop. I don't know if this is.
2:18:23
Going to work 296 cus Malcolm. Come on, I don't know.
2:18:29
That's a lot of tires and not enough money are.
2:18:32
You going to make this? Work, Carl.
2:18:36
That's got to work, it's how life works bruh.
2:18:41
You're fucked man, you're fucked.
2:18:46
How I got 6 tires, new toe arms. They're lasting the whole
2:18:50
weekend. It's age, nothing motor related,
2:18:54
can brake possibly. But not.
2:18:59
Probably. And and I already have an out.
2:19:03
I literally already have an out. I dare you to light the car on
2:19:07
fire. I'm ready, I already have an
2:19:09
out. 'Cause you didn't buy a fire
2:19:11
extinguisher. I already have.
2:19:13
An out none of you guys did. I already have an out.
2:19:15
No we've been passing tech at all the tracks.
2:19:17
I had to have had a fire extinct.
2:19:19
Right now you just didn't go to club loose again.
2:19:22
But I had to go to club loose once.
2:19:24
Yeah, you guys failed tech. Oh, you didn't?
2:19:26
No, the car's been to club loose.
2:19:29
Want something to do? I know what I'm doing next.
2:19:34
Yeah, blow it up. Because I, I tell you, I, I,
2:19:37
you're going to be shocked. By what I.
2:19:38
Got to say to get out of this. If I blew your car up right now,
2:19:41
you can't do anything. I know what to do to get home,
2:19:44
which is all I got to do because I don't.
2:19:46
I'm going to leave that car there, that's for sure.
2:19:48
I'm not bringing it home with me, that's for damn sure.
2:19:52
I'm going home. That's what I got to worry
2:19:54
about. I got work on Monday.
2:19:56
So if I blow this car up right now, you still think you're
2:19:58
going to win? Yeah, so.
2:20:00
I'm going to go home because I got a koi with a blown trans at
2:20:04
home that I'm going to fix. You can't just.
2:20:05
Abandoned your car, by the way, it's.
2:20:07
Not going to be abandoned and maybe I'll leave it with Diego
2:20:09
or something. Yeah, but you can't just
2:20:10
abandoned your car because you can't afford to get it back.
2:20:14
For now, and then I'll be back. That's how it works.
2:20:18
I'll leave a little note on it. Princess is about to have a
2:20:21
shitty time, so you got to make a decision if you're going to
2:20:23
help her or not. Help her what?
2:20:26
You'll see. Help her.
2:20:27
What, Princess? Get in here.
2:20:31
Frankie's about to ruin your life, apparently.
2:20:34
Backstairs, did it look? Good.
2:20:36
Yeah, it looked good. It looked good.
2:20:37
Wait, Frankie said. He's going to ruin your time.
2:20:40
My. I don't know how he's going to
2:20:42
ruin your time. But no one can ruin my time.
2:20:44
Look how much money I got. All right.
2:20:50
Princess. I think.
2:20:51
He ruined your time, honey. No, but.
2:20:54
All right, Princess, you're enjoying your time.
2:20:56
You're you're at the pond. Hell yeah, we're at the pond.
2:21:00
Fuck. Tell me.
2:21:01
Search a pond please. Come on, I fell into the pond.
2:21:06
No. You could?
2:21:07
No, because there's duckies in there.
2:21:09
I don't want to hurt them. So I was seeing some smoke
2:21:10
coming out of your exhaust. It's getting pretty bad.
2:21:16
It's coolant, you got a blown head gasket.
2:21:20
Oh, I'm just going to throw that shit out and buy a new car.
2:21:23
Oh my God, you. Cannot abandoned your car.
2:21:27
Yes, I fucking can. I got $3000, Yeah.
2:21:30
You better fix that. Shit, how much is a head gas?
2:21:31
Isn't that one? But then how are you going to
2:21:33
get? Home I bought a new car.
2:21:37
No, you can't abandon it. OK, so how much is a head?
2:21:40
It's part of the game. Oh, OK, you need at least one
2:21:43
vehicle. You, you need to keep your
2:21:46
drift, I mean. I'm going to go get mine.
2:21:48
Unless here you can get rid of your car when we're in between
2:21:51
events, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
2:21:53
That's the only way. No problem.
2:21:54
No problem. You want me to bring my car
2:21:55
home? No problem.
2:21:56
I got. You.
2:21:57
So how much does that? How much is a blown head gasket?
2:22:01
I'm going with Carl for this is your friend that's at the track
2:22:03
with you. You guys drove down together.
2:22:05
What are we going to do? Www.wkdwhatwouldcarldo.
2:22:13
We're going in. You have a bone.
2:22:15
Guys, look at the this is on the way home.
2:22:17
Princess gets pulled over and finds out the car's stolen
2:22:20
forged title. Mr. Kent, you're fucking us
2:22:23
here. Breath.
2:22:24
Bro finds out the car's stolen, what do I do?
2:22:30
JDM wins. The car's stolen.
2:22:31
Do I get do I get arrested? If the like how does that work
2:22:35
in real life? Just gets pulled over.
2:22:38
What do I do? What do you?
2:22:40
Do I don't know? I don't know.
2:22:42
I don't have an answer for the situation.
2:22:44
I'm a law abiding citizen. We're not doing that yet.
2:22:46
Yet it. Might happen later.
2:22:48
What? Do you mean later the season's
2:22:49
done? I'm going that car is going in
2:22:51
the garage are. You going to help her fix her
2:22:52
head gasket or is she on her? Own I'm going to help her fix
2:22:54
her head gasket. Like how much is that?
2:22:56
We're going to fix it. OK, we're going to go get a head
2:22:58
guest. And then how much does that cost
2:23:01
for labor? You guys are doing it in the
2:23:03
fucking. Parking.
2:23:03
We're doing it right there. So that means Carl gains like at
2:23:06
least $200 for me. If you want.
2:23:09
Yeah, of course. Dude, but I don't get the money.
2:23:13
Why? And we're not doing
2:23:14
inconsistencies right now. OK, 1999.
2:23:17
She paid you one time for labour.
2:23:19
Why it's only it's like $90.00. Oh wait, why?
2:23:23
Why does it keep getting bigger? OK, here we go.
2:23:27
Head gasket is $80. Yeah, OK, $80.
2:23:32
OK, and we do it in the parking lot of the Advance slash
2:23:35
O'Reilly slash AutoZone. We wait, we go eat at the Waffle
2:23:39
House next door until the car goes down.
2:23:40
Yeah, chicken. Waffle.
2:23:42
Potatoes chunked, smothered, and whatever the fuck.
2:23:45
The gravy, Gravy with all. Of that all.
2:23:48
Of that. All of that.
2:23:50
So then we do that. We wait for the car car to cool
2:23:52
down. We do the head gasket, we do the
2:23:56
head gasket. Now what Frankie that has got
2:24:00
head gasket. Is not that taking a head?
2:24:02
Gasket we just got. To go home, Valve.
2:24:04
Cover gasket. We just did a timing belt water
2:24:06
pump. Coolant oil valve cover gasket.
2:24:10
OK, OK, OK, 200 bucks. RTV. 500 bucks.
2:24:14
I got money, give it. Give it $1000. $500 a $1000 you
2:24:19
drop it off at a mechanic. I need this tomorrow morning
2:24:21
$1000 You get it done. I need a head gasket.
2:24:24
No, that's not an option. 12-13 hundred.
2:24:27
Bucks That's fine. That's fine, right, 1300?
2:24:30
It's not so you're staying the night.
2:24:32
I'm winning bro. Put in Hotel Princess.
2:24:34
What kind of we staying at the Seasons?
2:24:36
Yeah, let's go. Yeah.
2:24:37
We're going to stay at a nice casino too.
2:24:40
I just gambled. All the rest of my money.
2:24:42
Now you win. All right at a Hotel 100. 50 I
2:24:46
think you said the stay doesn't count.
2:24:47
Yeah, that's, that's capped. That's you're staying the.
2:24:49
Night, Yeah. We're staying the night a bunch.
2:24:52
Of times OK. Let's stay at a let's stay at at
2:24:54
a Maravu then, yeah? Dude, yo Miravu.
2:24:58
You took Bougie for that? Yo, did you know that I am?
2:25:01
Did You Know? That bald head, like Diego and
2:25:03
Bryce and all. And they stayed at Miravu, too.
2:25:05
Yeah, it's because we were talking about Hardee's.
2:25:07
Did you know that mean Frankie blew out the fucking electricity
2:25:10
in our floor because we both were using a blow dryer at the
2:25:12
same time? We don't need to talk about you.
2:25:15
And your fucking long ass lesbian here.
2:25:19
All right. Oh my God, that was so good.
2:25:21
Don't be jealous. We Frankie walked out of the
2:25:23
bathroom. Both like hold up, you were in
2:25:25
the bathroom, I was outside. We were both holding your blow
2:25:27
dryers. Look at each other.
2:25:28
It was like, did you do that? That was one of our first trips.
2:25:31
That was fine. What's crazy is me and Malcolm
2:25:35
are both just sitting there. Yeah.
2:25:37
For real. Oh no, what the fuck is that?
2:25:38
Yo, turn that shit off. It's too early for that.
2:25:40
Yeah, what the fuck? They don't get it.
2:25:42
Hardee's. I'll take a chicken biscuit with
2:25:44
extra gravy on the side please. That Jake great going off on it.
2:25:46
All right, now what now? What?
2:25:47
Frankie? Now What now?
2:25:48
What now? Let's see here.
2:25:52
So you face the head gasket. Yup.
2:25:55
How many tires did you have, Carl?
2:25:57
I had 6. OK, you're good.
2:26:01
Yeah, that's right. You have two left.
2:26:03
Yeah, no problem. I gotta go home and it'll make
2:26:08
it. Can they hear me swallow?
2:26:14
Yep. Oh, whoa, that's.
2:26:19
Weird, Malcolm. Yeah.
2:26:21
What are we doing here, man? All.
2:26:23
Right, we got 1500 on Princess 296 on Give me something They
2:26:27
they finished the event. I finished.
2:26:30
I mean, the adventure is over. They spent the night.
2:26:35
I. Don't know if they had fun or
2:26:36
not but. I had fun.
2:26:38
I had a block. 6 tires, I only have two.
2:26:40
I burned through a a full set. I definitely had fun.
2:26:42
I'm alive and I got biscuits and gravy.
2:26:45
I'm happy, yeah. What?
2:26:49
Nothing. This is all you, Frank?
2:26:51
I don't know. I.
2:26:52
Just can't believe Carl's fucking pulling this dumb shit
2:26:54
off every. Every time, dude.
2:26:58
Carl has never. Won yet though, I don't think.
2:27:00
Yeah, that's he just wants me to.
2:27:02
OK, Carl. If you win against me, like
2:27:05
that's kind of sad. No, no, no, no.
2:27:08
By, by by anybody's standard, $300.00 within the budget is
2:27:12
fucking nuts. And that's why Frankie's like,
2:27:14
yeah, let me fuck it. Make him go over here, lady
2:27:17
dead. Nah, all right.
2:27:18
So you start the ride home. OK.
2:27:20
Go back to the chat, Malcolm. All right.
2:27:25
I don't know why that one. Oh, I.
2:27:28
I got my car stolen. Why did the chat look like that?
2:27:35
How do you do that? Let me see your lips when you do
2:27:37
it. Yeah, like that Princess gets
2:27:43
pulled over and finds out the car is stolen.
2:27:46
OK. Huh.
2:27:47
What happens in these situations?
2:27:50
You're going to jail. Stop resisting.
2:27:54
Me, you know, when I get pulled over, it's always one cop.
2:27:57
They never, you know, isn't it always?
2:27:59
Not maybe Shoot. You OK?
2:28:01
What? What was that?
2:28:03
I don't really know what happens here, Malcolm, do you know?
2:28:06
I think I got arrested. You would.
2:28:07
Probably get arrested. Because they would think I
2:28:09
stole. They're not going to shoot you.
2:28:11
Oh yeah, you're definitely getting arrested.
2:28:13
But it's out of state. It's different state.
2:28:15
It's. Stolen.
2:28:15
Still stolen. What?
2:28:17
What? OK, so how much money do I have
2:28:19
left 1500? That's to bail me out bitch.
2:28:22
Fudge stick time. All right, Yeah.
2:28:27
You got money to bail me out. The car's getting impounded at
2:28:29
bare minimum, right? And then I catch a ride.
2:28:32
Dude, I've never I. Don't know.
2:28:33
Yeah, I had this problem. Does Has anyone ran into this?
2:28:37
Oh, let's call Rizzo. He might know.
2:28:39
Thanks, Ricardo. We're going to call Rizzo.
2:28:41
Up dude, he's busy as hell working.
2:28:43
You're crazy. I'm not just choked on a fudge
2:28:46
stick. You're going to call Rizzo for
2:28:49
this? How much is an overnight impound
2:28:54
fee? If it was stolen, you're.
2:28:59
Going to make it. Ken, you're right.
2:29:01
If it was stolen, I don't think you could have registered it
2:29:03
because it's a VIN number. Yeah.
2:29:06
OK, Ken, looking out for me. He had a Fugazi title or
2:29:13
something. You call you Franklin.
2:29:19
You. Sorry you're on the podcast
2:29:23
right now. I had a question for you.
2:29:28
What happens if you what happens if you're driving a car, right,
2:29:31
and you're in another state and then you get pulled over and
2:29:33
they find out your title is not to the correct VIN number or
2:29:36
something and it's stolen? Did they tell you you?
2:29:38
Think what happened you're. Going to Dick found it on
2:29:42
Monday. You do it all the time Vince
2:29:44
Box. Usually the impounding if it's
2:29:47
stolen and turrets will just fix it up and.
2:29:52
Oh, you bench. Slot cars are you bench slot?
2:29:54
You'll probably have to go through DMV to get it properly
2:29:58
banned and titled and then get it back out of the impound.
2:30:01
Yard. They bought the car, but they
2:30:03
didn't realize that it was stolen before they bought it.
2:30:05
Yeah. They're probably going to be out
2:30:08
of money and out of. The car.
2:30:11
OK, so the car is getting impounded or taken back and then
2:30:13
they're stuck. Well, I'm shocked.
2:30:18
Do you do you think? Well, well, well, bro.
2:30:22
Do you do you think do you think they would find the person with
2:30:28
the car if. They investigated hard enough, I
2:30:33
guess they could, but it's usually I've never seen someone
2:30:38
get found. I mean, I've never really looked
2:30:40
past the point of the. Second start, OK.
2:30:43
Thank you, Rizzo. All right.
2:30:45
Thanks, Rizzo, for fucking me over.
2:30:46
So my car's gone and let's get set up a thing.
2:30:47
You got to have an account unlocked, but your accounts.
2:30:52
Are. Going to be.
2:30:54
Fake and then they'll delete it and then you're.
2:30:58
Peace. All right.
2:30:58
Cool. Thank you.
2:30:59
Thank you, Rizzo. You can't do your thing on a.
2:31:04
Budget, right? Yeah, tell them it's.
2:31:05
My the budget. Was 25 grand.
2:31:09
And it was my car, Rizzo. And it was Princess's car.
2:31:14
Hey brethren, how are you all? Right, I'll, I'll see you later.
2:31:21
We're about to end this. Have a great paw talk.
2:31:25
With you soon. All right.
2:31:25
Bye. Bye later.
2:31:27
OK, Mr. Kiss said. It's a fake cop.
2:31:28
It's a what's a striper? Telegram stripper.
2:31:31
Telegram a stripper Who is the birthday girl?
2:31:33
Who is the? All right, Princess, you lost
2:31:36
your car. You lost your car.
2:31:37
OK, so. I'm going to give you a ticket
2:31:39
anyway because I I think they would give you a ticket.
2:31:41
And then guess, guess what we would do at that point?
2:31:43
But I'm just a. Girl, you're riding with me.
2:31:45
500. Bucks, I'm just a girl.
2:31:47
What? 500 bucks for whatever she's
2:31:49
getting from. To the Dock 500.
2:31:53
Yeah, that's why I still got money.
2:31:54
And we are going home, road trip.
2:31:56
No matter what, at the end of the trip, we're going to get
2:31:58
home because stolen car. We have a Toyota and a friend
2:32:02
group. Yeah.
2:32:04
OK, so then what? What do I do with the rest of my
2:32:09
money? I don't have a car to invest in
2:32:10
into. You lost.
2:32:14
That was. Crazy car.
2:32:16
You didn't win yet and what what?
2:32:18
What now? Frankly, so are you.
2:32:20
Driving her home. Yeah, we're boat driving home
2:32:22
now, OK. And then.
2:32:23
But guess what? Who has the funds to fix your
2:32:25
car? What do you mean?
2:32:28
What's wrong with the? Car.
2:32:29
I'm just saying if something breaks down.
2:32:30
There's nothing wrong with the car right now.
2:32:32
Where? Radiator cracks on the way home?
2:32:34
No. Problem $296 Eggs or egg or
2:32:40
stop, leak or. Stop.
2:32:42
What? No you the radiator is cracked
2:32:44
at the hose. The top radiator.
2:32:45
Is. Cracked.
2:32:46
How much is that? Say $1000 and I'll win this shit
2:32:49
right now. He's going to need coolant.
2:32:52
He's going to need this. Is the most unreliable Toyota
2:32:55
ever. This would never happen in real.
2:32:57
Life anything happened to this thing?
2:32:59
I had your godspeed arms break because they would because we
2:33:02
had correct radiator from 19. 90.
2:33:05
Whenever the cab. I have all of these parts on my
2:33:09
car. Bro, you don't have a.
2:33:11
Radiator on that. Car, mom, dad, stop fighting
2:33:13
dude. No way, no way.
2:33:14
No way, no way. That's.
2:33:15
Just cracked, it's leaking coolant all over the street.
2:33:17
Frankie is just mad because I've made this happen for years.
2:33:21
You're on the the highway, the cops are going to pull you over.
2:33:23
Where are you going to fix the car at?
2:33:25
On the side of the road. No, you can't do that.
2:33:27
Yes. You don't know bro.
2:33:28
Wait. Can you really not fix it?
2:33:31
Keep it moving, people, Keep it moving.
2:33:33
Boom, $170 for a radiator at at Advance.
2:33:38
OK, so you're at the advance parking lot?
2:33:40
I'm doing a radiator in the advance parking lot.
2:33:42
Keep it moving. They don't want you doing it
2:33:45
there. That's.
2:33:45
So. Easy to.
2:33:47
What? Why not?
2:33:50
Here's a koyo. One all right, fine.
2:33:51
You fix it in the parking lot. Actually I want the Denzo 1217
2:33:55
with contracted with coolant 250 subtracted.
2:33:58
Need the funnel too. He didn't have 1A.
2:34:01
Funnel. I don't use a.
2:34:02
Funnel in real. Life 20 bucks Fuck it.
2:34:06
Tap the 20 bucks on. Tap the 20 bucks on.
2:34:10
I'm. Scared Track it 60.
2:34:12
Dollars leftover. You can't make this shit up.
2:34:16
Yeah, you're back. All right, Carl, so you want to
2:34:18
explain yourself? He broke it, not the hands.
2:34:23
Look at the hands. Let him explain himself.
2:34:25
Come on. I got to be carried away and hit
2:34:29
the table I guess a little hard and then I guess broke the
2:34:31
Internet. OK, Kim Ki.
2:34:34
Don't know what the. The Kim K.
2:34:37
Video broke the Internet in a different way.
2:34:41
No, but I guess I hit the table a little hard knowing that I had
2:34:43
$16.00 leftover and we were going home already and I don't.
2:34:47
Know you're on the way home. We're on the way home and you
2:34:50
said I cracked a rate name. Some states you drive through on
2:34:52
the way to Alabama. Alabama.
2:34:55
That's one. The Carolinas.
2:35:00
Both of them. Carolinas, both of them.
2:35:02
Cool, you're in North Carolina right now.
2:35:03
That's even better. Yeah, I got cousins there.
2:35:06
Yeah, perfect. Many of them have a water pump
2:35:08
for you. How is a water pump going?
2:35:11
Turns out that was broken the whole time.
2:35:14
That's Cap. That's life.
2:35:18
OK, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to the lower.
2:35:20
No, no, no. Guess what?
2:35:22
Guess what? That's what all.
2:35:24
The people say guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what,
2:35:26
Princess, we're not shit out of luck yet.
2:35:28
I'm going to the lower thermostat, the lower coolant
2:35:31
thermostat housing, pulling that off, pulling the thermostat out,
2:35:35
throwing it out, putting, filling it out with, filling it
2:35:38
up with water. And guess what?
2:35:39
We're never overheating. Now, I don't give a damn what
2:35:42
that water pump is doing. Yeah, because guess What Car had
2:35:45
that? My car, bitch.
2:35:48
And that shit's fine. You didn't have.
2:35:49
A. You didn't have a broken water.
2:35:51
We're going home, We're going home.
2:35:53
No thermostat. We're coming.
2:35:55
You're going to need RTV or gas to put that thermostat.
2:35:57
Out cooling, cooling, cooling. I always keep some in the club
2:36:00
box. We're cooling, we're cooling,
2:36:01
we're cooling. We're.
2:36:02
Cooling. You're going to need water.
2:36:05
You're going to trouble me for water?
2:36:08
I got water. Right here.
2:36:09
Buy it. I got to piss.
2:36:12
Gallon of water, how much is it? Got to be like 6 bucks the.
2:36:17
Keyboard's not. Working Carl, you're both the
2:36:19
keyboard too. Frankie.
2:36:21
Carl's down to $10. We're getting home, bro.
2:36:24
All right, Carl, I'll give this one to you.
2:36:25
Thank you. So Carl won?
2:36:27
Yeah. Yay.
2:36:28
Good. Job.
2:36:29
The important thing here is that you have to stay prepared.
2:36:33
Shut the fuck up, Carl. Think on your toes.
2:36:36
Don't be. Afraid you're lucky I didn't.
2:36:37
Below that, don't. Be afraid to think outside of
2:36:40
the box. A lot of the things that Frankie
2:36:42
was tossing to me would never happen to the average Toyota.
2:36:47
Yes, it. Would it wouldn't more?
2:36:49
Would happen, that radiator would never put you there.
2:36:52
That that GE, the GE, and that GS would not overheat with a
2:36:57
cracked radiator if you're on the highway, on crack, on
2:37:00
granny. I'm on crack.
2:37:01
On Granny, no gallop. Dude, it would.
2:37:03
Congratulations, Bud. It's not a fun Princess.
2:37:06
It's nothing to be proud of. It really is not.
2:37:08
Is this the first one you? Want.
2:37:09
It's really not. Yes, it is.
2:37:10
I'm going to good sportsmanship, Yeah.
2:37:12
Should we go like, go? Should we go down and like, run
2:37:15
and like? All right, guys.
2:37:20
Well, somehow. Carl won this time.
2:37:22
Maybe it's because he had $25,000 this time.
2:37:25
And he was versing. Me look at the end of the day,
2:37:29
$25,000 got me a truck, a trailer, a drift car and.
2:37:35
All of them broke by the time he.
2:37:37
Made a pit bike and at the end of the season guess what, it's
2:37:40
all broken and I have to get it put.
2:37:42
Back together. And what have we learned after
2:37:43
this? Don't smoke crack.
2:37:46
Don't. Carl is spread.
2:37:47
Yourself too thin. We could have done that for
2:37:50
$10,000 and I would have been much less spendy.
2:37:54
Princess, good job. I think it was a pretty good
2:37:56
first I. Don't know what the fuck I'm
2:37:58
doing, but I hope that was entertaining enough for people.
2:38:01
You did a pretty good job. Yeah, yo.
2:38:04
Mr. Ken Bro. What is that?
2:38:07
Carl breaks his arm, patting himself on the back 20. $5 Yo,
2:38:14
Mr. Kent, it's so great to have you on here, man.
2:38:16
Brendan. Brendan, Wise and Carl bought
2:38:18
the $1700 hot dog. I mean $17.00 track hot dog.
2:38:22
So you lost. Hopefully it came with Verizon,
2:38:24
maybe 2 hot dogs, but thank you guys so much for tuning in.
2:38:27
Princess, thank you so much for joining us.
2:38:29
I know that this was a random day for you to have.
2:38:33
I. Know.
2:38:34
Yeah. You did great.
2:38:36
You did absolutely awesome. Yeah, you did really good.
2:38:37
Yeah, Oh, don't gas me up, gas me.
2:38:39
Up All right guys. So well, this Sunday, June 16th,
2:38:44
we are going to be or I'm going to be at ready set drift.
2:38:47
I don't know if anybody else is going to be there, but if you
2:38:48
are there, take a second to say hello.
2:38:51
Frankie's not saying that. Oh look, look, look, look,
2:38:53
everybody disappears. But thank you guys so much for
2:38:56
listening. Frank, you got anything to say?
2:38:58
Oh no. OK, Princess.
2:39:03
Congratulations, I'm not a sore loser.
2:39:05
Good job, Carl. First of all, at in real life.
2:39:08
In real life you would have won. You have more money.
2:39:11
I'm glad he could have meant that.
2:39:13
OK. Yeah, look how much I spent.
2:39:15
Yeah. $16.00 is like. Look at the blue, look at the
2:39:18
blue, look at the blue. That's how much money we could
2:39:20
have had if we weren't into cars.
2:39:23
Hey at least you had a fun season drifting even though a
2:39:27
lot of the events are shit broke.
2:39:29
But bro, that's literally a down payment to a house.
2:39:31
That's literally the maintenance to a home for a year.
2:39:33
That's literally so many other things.
2:39:35
Guys, Thank you so much for listening.
2:39:37
You guys make us want to do these every week.
2:39:39
And if you've enjoyed this, make sure to like the stream, make
2:39:42
sure to like the Spotify, whatever you're listening to
2:39:44
this on and have another beer or a penchman.
2:39:48
Good night. Thank you.
2:39:52
That's. Alabama, Arkansas.
2:39:54
I just love my mom paw. I don't know.
2:39:58
Comment below. What?
2:40:07
The fuck that long is Wow. Malcolm just tried to not do the
2:40:09
outro. You caught me.
2:40:12
Yeah. You feel a little lazy, you
2:40:13
know, taking your shoes off. I was fixing my socks.
2:40:17
You were naked it. Was my shoes.
2:40:21
OK, well guys, there's another episode of Drifting on a Budget.
2:40:26
Well, Karl finally won. Karl finally won.
2:40:31
I really was trying to make it so that he didn't, but I, I
2:40:34
didn't want to just blow his motor up for no reason.
2:40:36
So yeah, I don't know how he keeps doing this.
2:40:40
Well, I guess he never did it before.
2:40:41
This is the really the first time he actually won.
2:40:44
He usually loses by like $5.00. So yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed
2:40:48
this. We don't understand how you guys
2:40:51
enjoy these, but I'm glad you do because for us, these are some
2:40:56
of the most taxing episodes. Well, for me it is.
2:40:59
I don't know about everyone else.
2:41:01
I know Carl was amazed that people like it.
2:41:03
But yeah, I mean, it was fun time.
2:41:06
Yeah, we're gonna make it better.
2:41:08
Thanks for coming out Princess and buying a Miata that was a
2:41:12
stolen car but. Too good to be true.
2:41:16
Yeah, sometimes things are too good to be true.
2:41:20
So the shop will let you handle this one, Malcolm, because I'm
2:41:25
losing my mind. The shops coming together, well,
2:41:29
we're focusing on the waiting area and showroom right now, but
2:41:34
it's getting there. The contractors or whatever
2:41:38
coming in every, not every day. I wish it was every day but.
2:41:41
Yeah, I don't know why it's not every.
2:41:42
Twice, 2-3 times a week to work on something, but hopefully
2:41:47
it'll be done soon. We got a nice open ceiling in
2:41:49
here that's going to look cool. Yes.
2:41:51
And if anybody knows how to Polish a concrete floor for
2:41:55
cheap, let us know please. Yeah, and by cheap we mean if
2:41:59
you know someone that can do it for us for not $10,000, let me
2:42:03
know because we're not paying that.
2:42:06
Yeah, and I'm not doing it myself, though, so, you know,
2:42:09
let me know. But yeah, bathroom is there,
2:42:12
showroom area is there. There's walls up.
2:42:14
There's spackle on the walls. Things are happening.
2:42:18
Not fast enough guys. Make sure you check out Form of
2:42:21
the Drift in the next What is it next weekend.
2:42:23
Next weekend. Next weekend, Form of the Drift
2:42:25
and Club Loose, Pro Bro Down, the best events of the year.
2:42:28
Who knows if we'll be there. Probably we won't have a booth
2:42:32
there, but maybe we'll go to Pro Bro Down.
2:42:34
I don't know. Yeah, should be available for
2:42:36
pro brodo I'll. Probably just be upset if I go,
2:42:38
so I don't know. Probably not.
2:42:40
Yeah, it's a great year. Super depressed.
2:42:42
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