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DONKEY: Titan Sub Company OceanGate Posts Job Listing During Search & Rescue · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Up. Damn he hogged. It's time for donkey, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: trying to be donkey today. No more.
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  Speaker 2: They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not making these people do these days called Donkey of
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  Speaker 2: the day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne,
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  Speaker 2: who got the donkey out of the day today? Well,
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  Speaker 2: just hilarious donkey today from Monday, June twenty sixth th
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  Speaker 2: all the cancers out there, dropping the clues bonds for
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  Speaker 2: all the cancer.
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  Speaker 1: My born day is in three days, man.
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  Speaker 2: But yes, Donkey of today is going to ocean Gate Expeditions.
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  Speaker 2: You know who ocean Gate Expeditions are by now right.
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  Speaker 2: They are the company behind the Titanic Expedition, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the expedition where you can get in the submersible and
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  Speaker 2: go down and see the records of the Titanic, which,
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  Speaker 2: by the way.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care how much money I got. I don't
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  Speaker 1: need those kind of thrills. Okay, I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: I can see the records of the Titanic on Google Earth,
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  Speaker 2: all right. I'm also not the kind of person that
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  Speaker 2: wants to stop and watch car wrecks, all right. You know,
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  Speaker 2: now you see an accident on the side of the road,
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  Speaker 2: and everybody stops and watch the driving by. That's not me, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm lying. We all stopped the watch car accidents. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: But the difference is they are free viewing and I'm
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  Speaker 2: passing by it because of a matter of circumstance, not
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  Speaker 2: paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to get in the
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  Speaker 2: submersible and dive to the bottom of the ocean to
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  Speaker 2: see it.
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  Speaker 1: Now, we should all know.
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  Speaker 2: By now that the five Taurusts all died in the
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  Speaker 2: titan bound for the Titanic Record site, resting peace to
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  Speaker 2: those individuals. But do you know, while this search and
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  Speaker 2: rescue mission was happening, ocean Gate Expeditions listed a job
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  Speaker 2: posting for a submersible pilot on its website. I said,
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  Speaker 2: as this search and rescue mission was happening, ocean Gate
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  Speaker 2: Expeditions listed a job posting for a submersible pilot on
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  Speaker 2: this website.
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  Speaker 1: You can't make this kind of stuff up.
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  Speaker 2: They posted an ad that said, in search of a
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  Speaker 2: submersible pilot marine technician who can help manage and operate
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  Speaker 2: our fleet.
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  Speaker 1: Of manned submersibles and support vessels.
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  Speaker 2: We are looking for committed and competent individuals with a
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  Speaker 2: combination of strong macanical and interpersonal skills who can work
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  Speaker 2: on sensitive marine equipment, perform regular maintenance, and operate complex
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  Speaker 2: systems to support dive operations. Ocean Gate Expeditions, you forgot
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  Speaker 2: one very important requirement for this job. Somewhere in between
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  Speaker 2: looking for committed and competent individuals and strong mechanical interpersonal skills,
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  Speaker 2: you gotta slip in. Must be willing to die, all right.
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  Speaker 2: See a lot of folks complain about being worked to death.
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  Speaker 2: Ocean Gate Expeditions wants you to actually work to die,
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  Speaker 2: And the irony is this is the perfect example of
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  Speaker 2: why we should never work ourselves to death at our jobs,
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  Speaker 2: because they will replace you before they can close your casket.
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  Speaker 2: In this case, they already assumed these folks was dead.
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  Speaker 2: They knew they hadn't even been found yet, and they
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  Speaker 2: already had.
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  Speaker 1: Ads ready to go for the job.
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  Speaker 2: They posted a job listing for a job that is
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  Speaker 2: about to be vacant because someone is about to lose
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  Speaker 2: their life, and sensitive is an understatement. That's like sitting
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  Speaker 2: at your partner's deathbed well and planning a date on
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  Speaker 2: ten day at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and I'm not the highest greater weed in the dispensary.
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  Speaker 2: No, I might a strong as avenger, But after what happens,
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  Speaker 2: I highly doubt that anybody is going to be jumping
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  Speaker 2: at this job opportunity. The idea of working at Ocean
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  Speaker 2: Gate Expeditions, being a pilot on this submersible that's dead
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  Speaker 2: in the water, Okay, literally and figuratively, those five bodies,
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  Speaker 2: those five souls that are no longer with us, should
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  Speaker 2: be enough to shut the whole program down.
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  Speaker 1: It's over.
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  Speaker 2: Not only will nobody want to work there, okay, there
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  Speaker 2: should be nothing to work at all? Right, who is
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  Speaker 2: going to continue to go on these expeditions after this?
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, man, if you is rich
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  Speaker 2: to where you are still willing to take this chance,
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  Speaker 2: then those rich folks know something about the afterlife or
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  Speaker 2: reincarnation that we don't know because it ain't nowhere. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: what type of pay, what type of benefits would make
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  Speaker 2: me want to be a submersible pilot slash marine technician
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  Speaker 2: after what we just witnessed, And let's be honest, do
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  Speaker 2: you really think you have the experience? Do you really
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  Speaker 2: believe you have what it takes. What are the job
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  Speaker 2: requirements for this job right now? Number one, you probably
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  Speaker 2: gotta be white, because don't nobody take risks and thrill
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  Speaker 2: seek like white people. You have to be into white adventures, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: White boying is a real thing, and y'all, and yes
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  Speaker 2: i'm generalizing, y'all the only people I can see still
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  Speaker 2: taking this kind of risk.
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  Speaker 1: So we've established the main job requirement. You gotta be white,
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  Speaker 1: all right.
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  Speaker 2: So the next one would probably be you have to
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  Speaker 2: have three to five years work experiences aquaman.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, if you've got some experiences, nay more.
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  Speaker 2: We'll take that too, because being able to breathe underwater
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  Speaker 2: clearly is a requirement for this job, all right. And
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  Speaker 2: you must have amazing people skills, well, not actually people skills,
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  Speaker 2: maybe fish and crabs, okay, because you got to have
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  Speaker 2: a great relationship with Nemo and Ariel and Sebastian, because
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  Speaker 2: that's what you're gonna be down there talking to.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just trying to figure.
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  Speaker 2: Out how did a survivor search turn into a job search?
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  Speaker 2: And do you know they put I'm not making this up,
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  Speaker 2: they put must have a valley driver's license as one
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  Speaker 2: of the requirements.
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  Speaker 1: I am not making this up. This is all actual
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  Speaker 1: and factual. I just got back.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, my brain ain't even working enough to make up
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  Speaker 2: stuff like this. They said you have to have a
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  Speaker 2: valid driver's license in order to have this job. I
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  Speaker 2: need a valid driver's license to ultimately implode in a submersible.
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  Speaker 2: Please let riby Ma give Oceangate Expeditions the biggest he hall.
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  Speaker 1: He ha he ha, you stupid mother? Are you dumb?
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  Speaker 2: I'm also starting to realize that having a valid driver's
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  Speaker 2: license is just the default for everything in this country.
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  Speaker 1: What you mean?
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  Speaker 2: You gotta have a valid driver's license for everything, even
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  Speaker 2: for things you don't need to have a driver's license for.
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  Speaker 2: What do I need a valid driver's license for to
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  Speaker 2: be a pilot of a submersible? That makes no logical sense.
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  Speaker 2: Come on now, that's stupid.
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well, thank you for that.
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  Speaker 3: Donkey of the day be et will see you guys tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Peace piece bet everybody else, let's open up the phone.
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  Speaker 1: He's in job. Last night at the awards to BT.
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  Speaker 2: Just want to say that, but I saw not one
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  Speaker 2: breakfast club promo or commercial during the award show.
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  Speaker 1: Just want to throw that out there as well, figured
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  Speaker 1: they would have one. Well, I didn't see you one
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  Speaker 1: show on.
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  Speaker 2: Don't try to rush the credits now and turn us
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  Speaker 2: off to put on a Tyler Perry show either, BT.
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  Speaker 3: I know what y'all doing right now? Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 3: well let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred five
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  Speaker 3: A five one five one. So after BT Awards last night,
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  Speaker 3: JT and Little Oozy got into a us. Seems like
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  Speaker 3: they got into an argument. She allegedly threw her phone
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  Speaker 3: at him and she ran out of there and he
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  Speaker 3: chased her. They got into a public argument. So we're asking,
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  Speaker 3: what's the worst public fight fight you got into it
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  Speaker 3: with your partner? Eight hundred five A five one o
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  Speaker 3: five one. Again, what's the worst public fight you and
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  Speaker 3: your partner had?
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  Speaker 1: Out?
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  Speaker 3: And about now, one of our producers said that they
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  Speaker 3: got into a fight outside of an I hop, that
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  Speaker 3: he got slapped in front of an eye hop.
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  Speaker 2: And that producer is also four hundred pounds, So drop
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  Speaker 2: on the clues bomb for his girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: She said, enough enough already, no more FU. That's over.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not mad at her for that.
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  Speaker 3: Eight hundred five A five one oh five one. We're
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  Speaker 3: talking the worst public fight. Let's discuss this breakfast club.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. The breakfast club.
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