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- 0:23Speaker 1: My dad recently passed away and he was a fascinating man.
- 0:27Speaker 1: He had many, many stories that he told me, but
- 0:30Speaker 1: There was one that I promised I would only share
- 0:32Speaker 1: when he passed. He did want me to share it then, though,
- 0:35Speaker 1: because he thought that it held an important message. And
- 0:39Speaker 1: I'll leave you all to decide if you agree with
- 0:41Speaker 1: it or not, or if you even support Dad's actions
- 0:44Speaker 1: at all. He's my father, so I'm always going to
- 0:46Speaker 1: have a biased perspective. And so Dad was 65 when
- 0:51Speaker 1: he passed this year. I worked out the events of
- 0:53Speaker 1: this story must have taken place in maybe the 70s,
- 0:56Speaker 1: since Dad said that he was a senior in high
- 0:59Speaker 1: school at the time. Dad grew up in a little town,
- 1:02Speaker 1: the kind where you can't take a crap in a
- 1:04Speaker 1: public outhouse without the rest of the folks knowing about
- 1:07Speaker 1: it by sundown. Everyone knew most everyone else and thought
- 1:11Speaker 1: they knew most everything about each other. And that's the
- 1:14Speaker 1: problem with close-knit communities. You think you know your neighbors
- 1:17Speaker 1: and then, bam, something pulls the rug right out from
- 1:21Speaker 1: under you. In Dad's case, it was a man called
- 1:25Speaker 1: Cornelius B. Cheesy. Now that wasn't his real name, of course.
- 1:30Speaker 1: That was just the name that he'd give anyone if
- 1:32Speaker 1: they asked. Cornelius was pretty much the town drunk, a
- 1:37Speaker 1: local hobo, but he wasn't a nuisance or an unwanted figure. Today,
- 1:42Speaker 1: folks would call him a free-spirited hermit or a forest
- 1:45Speaker 1: dweller or maybe even a mountain man if he lived
- 1:48Speaker 1: a little more up the mountain. Now, you could offer
- 1:51Speaker 1: Cornelius a bed for the night or a roof to
- 1:54Speaker 1: shelter for the rain, and he'd respectfully decline. He'd always
- 1:58Speaker 1: find somewhere to sleep be it an old railroad car,
- 2:00Speaker 1: a shack in the woods, or any number of places
- 2:03Speaker 1: that folks didn't know about. He was one of those
- 2:06Speaker 1: larger-than-life characters. Dad didn't describe him in detail because he
- 2:11Speaker 1: said the memory of Cornelius B. Cheesy still makes him sick,
- 2:15Speaker 1: but I have my own images of him in my head.
- 2:18Speaker 1: You can have yours and see if it changes by
- 2:20Speaker 1: the end of the story, though. Now, Cornelius was famous
- 2:23Speaker 1: around town for obviously a variety of things. He carried
- 2:27Speaker 1: around a tin cup like it was still the 1930s
- 2:30Speaker 1: and would sit on the sidewalk in the sun, just
- 2:32Speaker 1: reading an old paperback or a week-old newspaper. His cup
- 2:36Speaker 1: would be beside him, along with a sign asking for
- 2:39Speaker 1: kindness and charity in exchange for entertainment. If he dropped
- 2:43Speaker 1: a coin, any coin, in his cup, then Cornelius B.
- 2:46Speaker 1: Cheesy would stand up and dance a little jig accompanied
- 2:50Speaker 1: by a harmonica. According to Dad, Cornelius could not play
- 2:54Speaker 1: the harmonica properly, so he just danced to whatever various
- 2:57Speaker 1: notes he accidentally produced with it. Now, if you tuck
- 3:01Speaker 1: some paper money into his cup, then Cornelius would regale
- 3:04Speaker 1: you with an a cappella version of a song, usually
- 3:07Speaker 1: a hymn. In Dad's words, he was a devil with
- 3:11Speaker 1: the voice of an angel, and so, very cleverly, Cornelius
- 3:15Speaker 1: would get a donation of paper money rather than nickel
- 3:18Speaker 1: and dime pocket change. Dad looked back on this with
- 3:22Speaker 1: a kind of bitterness, describing it as just one of
- 3:24Speaker 1: Cornelius' many deceptions. Now, while I don't think the act
- 3:28Speaker 1: itself counts as a deception, I understand now why Dad
- 3:31Speaker 1: felt that way. The reasons aren't pleasant, as you've probably
- 3:35Speaker 1: guessed and will soon see. Cornelius would accept food, too,
- 3:39Speaker 1: so if he didn't feel like funding his alcohol addiction,
- 3:42Speaker 1: buying him a hot meal was always an option. Most often, though,
- 3:46Speaker 1: folks would just simply tuck a few dollars into his
- 3:48Speaker 1: cup and he'd belt out a tear-jerking rendition of Amazing Grace.
- 3:54Speaker 1: And then later that evening, because the town was so small,
- 3:57Speaker 1: you'd hear Cornelius staggering through the streets, bottle-wrapped in a
- 4:01Speaker 1: paper bag, clutched in his hand, singing slightly ruder songs.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Never anything bad enough that the town would consider him
- 4:08Speaker 1: a nuisance, though. He was kind of a staple on
- 4:10Speaker 1: the streets of Dad's hometown, and almost everyone loved having
- 4:14Speaker 1: that old hobo around. But almost everyone... is not everyone.
- 4:21Speaker 1: And so the story goes, one day Cornelius, in a
- 4:23Speaker 1: rare moment of sobriety and piety, went to visit the
- 4:27Speaker 1: local pastor and admitted that he'd like to give up alcohol.
- 4:32Speaker 1: The pastor made an agreement with him. If he could
- 4:35Speaker 1: cut down on the drinking with the goal of eventually
- 4:37Speaker 1: getting sober, then the pastor would respond in kind by
- 4:41Speaker 1: allowing Cornelius to take dinner with his family twice a week,
- 4:45Speaker 1: Tuesdays and Saturdays. and this would be based on faith
- 4:48Speaker 1: and trust, the pastor said, and that it was up
- 4:50Speaker 1: to Cornelius to keep his word in the eyes of God. Well,
- 4:55Speaker 1: Cornelius kept his word for a few weeks. Nobody once
- 4:58Speaker 1: saw him clutching a single bottle, nor heard him drunkenly
- 5:02Speaker 1: lurching around town at night, and it was never reported
- 5:05Speaker 1: to the pastor that Cornelius smelled of alcohol or appeared
- 5:08Speaker 1: drunk in any way. He had apparently gone cold turkey
- 5:13Speaker 1: and was doing pretty darn well with himself. In exchange,
- 5:16Speaker 1: He got to enjoy some rich feasts with the pastor
- 5:19Speaker 1: and his family, his wife, his 10-year-old son, and his
- 5:22Speaker 1: 18-year-old daughter. Based on Dad's recollection, Cornelius B. Cheesy dined
- 5:28Speaker 1: with the pastor and his family seven times before he
- 5:31Speaker 1: temporarily disappeared. The first reason Dad knew this information was
- 5:35Speaker 1: because at the time he was courting Enid, the pastor's daughter.
- 5:40Speaker 1: For those wondering, Dad was a good Christian boy and
- 5:43Speaker 1: the pastor deeply approved of their relationship back then. According
- 5:47Speaker 1: to Dad, they kept everything chaste, and since they ultimately
- 5:51Speaker 1: didn't stay together, they never sinned in the eyes of
- 5:53Speaker 1: the Lord. Now, he saved himself for my mother on
- 5:56Speaker 1: their wedding day, and he asked me if I ever
- 5:59Speaker 1: shared the story that I make that clear to people.
- 6:02Speaker 1: There is a reason that he wants you all to
- 6:03Speaker 1: know how he tried to be a good person at
- 6:06Speaker 1: all times, and hopefully it will become clear. Now, on
- 6:10Speaker 1: Saturday night, Cornelius B. Cheesy didn't show up to the
- 6:13Speaker 1: pastor's house at 7 p.m. as he usually would. They waited,
- 6:17Speaker 1: with the pastor claiming with certainty that Cornelius hadn't fallen
- 6:21Speaker 1: off the wagon and would show up just slightly late.
- 6:24Speaker 1: Enid told Dad that they prayed for Cornelius' soul and
- 6:28Speaker 1: his sobriety, but after thirty or so minutes had passed,
- 6:32Speaker 1: Enid's mother sternly announced that the food was going to
- 6:34Speaker 1: get cold if they kept waiting on that man. They
- 6:38Speaker 1: said grace and ate, and Cornelius never did show up
- 6:40Speaker 1: that night. Enid told Dad that her father seemed genuinely
- 6:44Speaker 1: sad about it and The assumption was immediately that Cornelius
- 6:48Speaker 1: had gone back to his drinking ways and was honest
- 6:51Speaker 1: enough to own up to it. At the time, the
- 6:54Speaker 1: pastor didn't consider the possibility that something bad had happened
- 6:57Speaker 1: to Cornelius Beach Easy. Sunday passed, then Monday, and on Tuesday,
- 7:04Speaker 1: the pastor asked around in case anyone could confirm that
- 7:07Speaker 1: they'd seen Cornelius drunk or maybe knew that he'd be
- 7:11Speaker 1: showing up for dinner that night after all. However, it
- 7:14Speaker 1: turned out that nobody had seen Cornelius at all, and
- 7:18Speaker 1: a bunch of the townsfolk were becoming concerned. They'd assumed
- 7:22Speaker 1: that maybe he'd finally accepted the pastor's open-door offer to
- 7:25Speaker 1: sleep in their guest room, but it seemed as if
- 7:27Speaker 1: he hadn't. It was the next day, a Wednesday, when
- 7:32Speaker 1: some kids were playing in the nearby forest, where Cornelius
- 7:35Speaker 1: was known to have a little bit of a shack. Now,
- 7:38Speaker 1: Dad says that he was sitting outside the drugstore with
- 7:40Speaker 1: Enid and a couple of their buddies, nursing these cokes,
- 7:43Speaker 1: when these two little kids came running down Main Street
- 7:47Speaker 1: shouting that there was a dead man in the woods
- 7:49Speaker 1: who looked for all the world like Jesus. Well, it
- 7:54Speaker 1: turned out the man wasn't dead, and he wasn't Jesus either.
- 7:58Speaker 1: What the boys had seen was Cornelius, tied to a
- 8:01Speaker 1: wooden cross that had been fastened to a tree. He
- 8:04Speaker 1: was alive, but badly beaten. His face was swollen and battered,
- 8:09Speaker 1: and the few teeth that he had left had been
- 8:11Speaker 1: knocked out. He had multiple broken ribs and a fractured wrist,
- 8:15Speaker 1: which may have been self-inflicted from struggling against the ropes.
- 8:20Speaker 1: Along with various cuts, bruises, and cigarette burns, he also
- 8:23Speaker 1: had an extremely nasty broken leg, apparently caused by a
- 8:27Speaker 1: blow from a crowbar or some similar blunt object. And
- 8:32Speaker 1: despite his injuries, he was still alive. And even though
- 8:36Speaker 1: he'd seemingly been strung up in the woods for days,
- 8:39Speaker 1: he was not dehydrated or malnourished. someone had been feeding
- 8:43Speaker 1: him and giving him water in between dishing out their
- 8:46Speaker 1: savage beatings. When Cornelius was finally able to speak from
- 8:50Speaker 1: his hospital bed, he told the cops that he'd been
- 8:53Speaker 1: jumped by a group of men from outside of town
- 8:56Speaker 1: who beat him and hung him up on that cross
- 8:59Speaker 1: and then robbed him and left. When the cops asked
- 9:02Speaker 1: him who'd been providing him with food and drink every day,
- 9:05Speaker 1: Cornelius simply told them, the Lord provides, and beyond that
- 9:10Speaker 1: he wouldn't say anything else. It was men from out
- 9:13Speaker 1: of town on Friday night. They beat him, they robbed him,
- 9:16Speaker 1: and they left. And that was his story and he
- 9:19Speaker 1: was sticking to it, even when the doctors were able
- 9:22Speaker 1: to discern that his broken leg had happened no earlier
- 9:25Speaker 1: than the night before he was found. Cornelius just said
- 9:29Speaker 1: that the doctor was mistaken. It all happened at once
- 9:32Speaker 1: and would simply repeat that the Lord kept him alive
- 9:35Speaker 1: until he was found. I almost dropped the beer I
- 9:38Speaker 1: was holding when Dad said the next part. I was
- 9:43Speaker 1: the one who hoisted him up onto that cross, son,
- 9:46Speaker 1: and I was responsible for one of his black eyes.
- 9:50Speaker 1: That's what he said, word for word, I'll never forget it,
- 9:54Speaker 1: and yet I knew there had to be more to
- 9:55Speaker 1: this story than my father admitting he used to be
- 9:58Speaker 1: a violent criminal. There was no way the man who
- 10:01Speaker 1: raised me would have done something like this for no
- 10:04Speaker 1: good reason. And as he continued, things became very clear.
- 10:09Speaker 1: A few days before Cornelius was strung up, Enid came
- 10:13Speaker 1: up to my dad in tears. She said she couldn't
- 10:16Speaker 1: handle it anymore, having to break bread with that awful man.
- 10:20Speaker 1: She said that Cornelius deserved to be in the ground,
- 10:24Speaker 1: and Dad was in total shock. Everyone loved the guy,
- 10:27Speaker 1: why did she feel that way? And instead of answering,
- 10:31Speaker 1: Enid led Dad by the hand to the local park,
- 10:33Speaker 1: where two of her friends from high school, who also
- 10:36Speaker 1: knew Dad, were sitting under a tree. Enid made Dad
- 10:40Speaker 1: swear an oath before the Lord that he could be
- 10:42Speaker 1: trusted with the secret they were about to tell him,
- 10:45Speaker 1: and Dad of course swore secrecy. Dad didn't go into
- 10:49Speaker 1: many details here, but he told me that unfortunately, Enid
- 10:53Speaker 1: did because she wanted, no, needed him to believe her story.
- 10:59Speaker 1: And in short though, all three girls had been abused
- 11:03Speaker 1: by Cornelius when they were little kids, at around six
- 11:07Speaker 1: or so years old. It only happened one each time,
- 11:11Speaker 1: but they knew that it happened to more than just them.
- 11:14Speaker 1: They said that for all they knew, Cornelius could still
- 11:17Speaker 1: be at it. Dad did tell me one important detail here.
- 11:22Speaker 1: Enid told him that for all of them, before committing
- 11:25Speaker 1: the acts he committed, Cornelius took a Polaroid photograph of
- 11:28Speaker 1: himself with each girl. And the photos were designed to
- 11:32Speaker 1: appear innocent enough if anyone happened to discover them, but
- 11:35Speaker 1: in reality, he took them as trophies before carrying out
- 11:39Speaker 1: his despicable acts. Enid said that she had forgotten all
- 11:44Speaker 1: about the photograph, but during one of the dinners at
- 11:46Speaker 1: their house, Cornelius had managed to get her alone in
- 11:49Speaker 1: a hallway and pulled out a whole stack of Polaroids.
- 11:53Speaker 1: She said it looked like there were at least ten.
- 11:56Speaker 1: Cornelius held up the Polaroid of Enid and asked her
- 11:59Speaker 1: if she remembered the good times they had when she
- 12:02Speaker 1: was a kid and suggested that she wasn't too old
- 12:05Speaker 1: for him yet. Enid ran away terrified, but she was
- 12:09Speaker 1: so ashamed and wouldn't even consider telling her father about it.
- 12:13Speaker 1: When dad asked why, she said that there were lots
- 12:15Speaker 1: of reasons. but one of the sickening things about the
- 12:18Speaker 1: Polaroid was that she was smiling in the photo. She
- 12:21Speaker 1: didn't know what was about to happen. She thought she
- 12:24Speaker 1: was just playing with silly old Cornelius. She also made
- 12:28Speaker 1: the solid argument that telling her father would involve telling
- 12:31Speaker 1: the cops, and while the three of them might be
- 12:34Speaker 1: able to muster the courage to see these things through,
- 12:36Speaker 1: it would ultimately be their word against Cornelius's. And if
- 12:40Speaker 1: the police found the Polaroids, all the other kids he'd
- 12:43Speaker 1: abused could be forced to talk about what had happened
- 12:46Speaker 1: whether they wanted to or not. Enid and the others
- 12:50Speaker 1: said that she didn't feel comfortable outing numerous abuse victims,
- 12:55Speaker 1: but wondered if Dad had any ideas that would allow
- 12:57Speaker 1: them to punish Cornelius without the law being involved. And
- 13:02Speaker 1: so the crucifixion of Cornelius B. Cheesy was conceived. Dad
- 13:07Speaker 1: managed to persuade Enid that they would need to tell
- 13:10Speaker 1: two of their other male buddies and he wouldn't be
- 13:12Speaker 1: able to do this alone. She agreed and, in my opinion,
- 13:16Speaker 1: bravely said that she'd be the one to tell them,
- 13:19Speaker 1: along with Dad. That way the other girls didn't have
- 13:22Speaker 1: to get dragged into it at all. Turns out the
- 13:25Speaker 1: two buddies of Dad were real, real stand-up guys because
- 13:29Speaker 1: they didn't even make Enid finish telling them her story
- 13:32Speaker 1: before they agreed to help. And so on that Friday night,
- 13:35Speaker 1: Dad and his two buddies lured Cornelius into the woods,
- 13:39Speaker 1: beat him, tied him to the cross, and then searched
- 13:42Speaker 1: him for those Polaroids. Dad found them tucked into the
- 13:46Speaker 1: exact pocket Enid said they would be in and told
- 13:49Speaker 1: Cornelius that he'd be holding onto them in case he
- 13:52Speaker 1: ever felt like talking to the cops about who'd given
- 13:54Speaker 1: him a beating. Cornelius spluttered and begged and promised that
- 13:59Speaker 1: he was a changed man, that he wouldn't tell but
- 14:02Speaker 1: to please let him down. Instead, they left. and Dad
- 14:07Speaker 1: spent the next few days consoling Enid while his two
- 14:09Speaker 1: buddies took turns to visit Cornelius in the woods to
- 14:12Speaker 1: ensure that he was kept alive with food and water.
- 14:16Speaker 1: It hadn't been part of the plan to dish out
- 14:17Speaker 1: further beatings. He was just meant to spend some time
- 14:20Speaker 1: on that cross, like Christ, to contemplate what he'd done.
- 14:25Speaker 1: But I guess Dad's buddies were too sickened by the
- 14:27Speaker 1: predator to leave him completely untouched. Dad says at one
- 14:31Speaker 1: point they talked about outright killing him and burying him
- 14:34Speaker 1: in the woods. But Enid begged them not to do that.
- 14:38Speaker 1: She said that the Lord would understand and forgive this punishment.
- 14:41Speaker 1: But if they took a life, then they were committing
- 14:43Speaker 1: a cardinal sin. And more pragmatically, she also pointed out
- 14:47Speaker 1: that now they had the Polaroids and they could just
- 14:50Speaker 1: use her Polaroid as evidence that Cornelius was a predator
- 14:53Speaker 1: and would help their defense if they were caught for
- 14:56Speaker 1: beating on the guy. If they outright killed him, claiming
- 14:59Speaker 1: he abused kids 12 years ago, may not be enough
- 15:02Speaker 1: to avoid jail time. Dad agreed to almost all of this. However,
- 15:07Speaker 1: he said that he didn't want Enid to live with
- 15:10Speaker 1: knowing that the Polaroid of her still existed, and that
- 15:12Speaker 1: he and his buddies would take their chances. And so
- 15:15Speaker 1: that night, they burned all the photographs. This is the
- 15:19Speaker 1: part that Dad was unsure about until the day he died.
- 15:22Speaker 1: Did he do the right thing in destroying the evidence
- 15:24Speaker 1: of Cornelius' abuse? Maybe if it had been actual evidence,
- 15:28Speaker 1: but the photos didn't really prove anything definitively. and I
- 15:32Speaker 1: think it's impossible to make a proper judgment call here regardless.
- 15:36Speaker 1: And so Cornelius was eventually found like they knew he
- 15:39Speaker 1: would be, and he kept his mouth shut like they
- 15:42Speaker 1: suspected he would. Dad says he was prepared for a
- 15:45Speaker 1: lengthy investigation into the beating of the town's beloved goofball hobo, though.
- 15:50Speaker 1: He expected the cops to pull out all the stops
- 15:53Speaker 1: to try and find out who really gave him the smackdown,
- 15:56Speaker 1: even if Cornelius wouldn't talk at first. However... Dad, Enid,
- 16:01Speaker 1: and their buddies were all surprised when, after just a
- 16:03Speaker 1: few days, the chief of police announced that the investigation
- 16:07Speaker 1: was closed. Men from out of town had been the
- 16:10Speaker 1: ones to hurt Cornelius and then moved on, and so
- 16:13Speaker 1: there was nothing for anyone to worry about. They also
- 16:16Speaker 1: announced that Cornelius himself had left town, so nobody had
- 16:20Speaker 1: anything to worry about there either. And this caused a
- 16:22Speaker 1: lot of people to scratch their heads wondering what he
- 16:25Speaker 1: meant by that. But there were some people, like Dad
- 16:28Speaker 1: and Enid, who knew. And dad thought he knew exactly
- 16:32Speaker 1: why the chief of police claimed to see Cornelius leaving town.
- 16:36Speaker 1: You see, the chief had a daughter a year younger
- 16:38Speaker 1: than Enid and dad. They never looked at the Polaroids.
- 16:42Speaker 1: They just burned them out of respect for the victims
- 16:44Speaker 1: so they couldn't be sure. But the police chief's daughter
- 16:48Speaker 1: stood up on the stage next to him outside the
- 16:50Speaker 1: town hall when he told everyone about Cornelius. And she
- 16:53Speaker 1: most definitely gave dad and Enid a look of gratitude.
- 16:57Speaker 1: Then later that day, The chief of police made a
- 16:59Speaker 1: point of shaking Dad's hand and wishing him good luck
- 17:02Speaker 1: with the rest of school and life in general. Dad
- 17:06Speaker 1: thinks that Cornelius' beating led to the chief's daughter telling
- 17:10Speaker 1: her dad what the hobo had done to her, as
- 17:12Speaker 1: well as others, and that's why the chief was only
- 17:15Speaker 1: too happy to close the case and see Cornelius leave town.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Or at least, Dad assumes he left town after a
- 17:23Speaker 1: warning from the chief. But on the other hand, The
- 17:26Speaker 1: original punishment was dished out by three teenagers who were
- 17:29Speaker 1: disgusted by what they learned about Cornelius, but knew that
- 17:33Speaker 1: they could get in trouble with the law. Who knows
- 17:36Speaker 1: what the chief of police might do when he'd just
- 17:38Speaker 1: learned that his own daughter had been a victim of
- 17:40Speaker 1: that awful man. I asked dad if he regretted what
- 17:43Speaker 1: he did, and he said not at all. He said
- 17:46Speaker 1: his only regret was not knowing for sure if Cornelius B. Cheesy,
- 17:50Speaker 1: the wolf in sheep's clothing, had just been run out
- 17:53Speaker 1: of town or... Or if people older and wiser than
- 17:56Speaker 1: him had made the decision that Cornelius shouldn't be allowed
- 17:59Speaker 1: to endanger anyone ever again. Because he said, as he's
- 18:03Speaker 1: gotten older, he's grown to believe that predators like Cornelius
- 18:08Speaker 1: should do more than just suffer a beating. I grew
- 18:35Speaker 1: up in a small town where basically nothing ever happened.
- 18:39Speaker 1: The biggest events I can remember were from my first
- 18:41Speaker 1: ten years on this earth and they were very minimal.
- 18:45Speaker 1: There was a car accident where one of the elementary
- 18:47Speaker 1: school teachers hit a concrete post and then one time
- 18:51Speaker 1: there was a small fire when in the early hours
- 18:53Speaker 1: of the morning someone tossed a cigarette butt carelessly close
- 18:56Speaker 1: to the delivery of that day's newspapers outside of the
- 18:59Speaker 1: corner store. The volunteer fire brigade were there within minutes
- 19:03Speaker 1: and extinguished the fire before it even damaged the store.
- 19:06Speaker 1: And people talked about this for six months. That's how mundane, slow,
- 19:11Speaker 1: and small my town was. Now, when you were a
- 19:15Speaker 1: kid growing up in my town, you had one goal,
- 19:18Speaker 1: and it was to leave. And by the time I
- 19:20Speaker 1: started middle school, it was probably the early 80s, and
- 19:23Speaker 1: I kept myself entertained with all the cool movies, TV shows,
- 19:26Speaker 1: and music that the early 80s brought. To me and
- 19:29Speaker 1: my friends, our little town was lame. We just wanted
- 19:32Speaker 1: to move to the big city, get famous, and do
- 19:35Speaker 1: the exciting things we saw on TV. We kind of
- 19:38Speaker 1: looked down on people who had lived their entire lives
- 19:41Speaker 1: there and couldn't understand why anyone would want such a boring, slow,
- 19:44Speaker 1: and simple life. Obviously, we were total fools looking back.
- 19:50Speaker 1: I did leave that town for college as soon as
- 19:52Speaker 1: I turned 18, and I never moved back. I visited
- 19:55Speaker 1: my parents, of course, until they eventually retired to Florida,
- 19:58Speaker 1: but I threw myself headlong into life. And none of
- 20:02Speaker 1: that is particularly important, but all I'll say is, if
- 20:06Speaker 1: you grow up in a slow, sleepy town... Don't throw
- 20:08Speaker 1: yourself into high-stress, high-ranking jobs no matter how good the
- 20:12Speaker 1: money is, not unless you know it's really for you.
- 20:17Speaker 1: A big part of me regrets the fact that I
- 20:18Speaker 1: didn't stick around, but when I was 12, there was
- 20:21Speaker 1: one event that shook the town and, to this day,
- 20:24Speaker 1: serves as a reminder that I don't totally regret moving
- 20:27Speaker 1: to the city, no matter how filthy, annoying, or polluted
- 20:31Speaker 1: it can get. One day, late at night, a big
- 20:34Speaker 1: old sinkhole suddenly opened up on Main Street. Nobody was hurt, thankfully.
- 20:39Speaker 1: In a town with no real nightlife, a few people
- 20:42Speaker 1: wander around after dark, and fortunately, the sinkhole didn't cause
- 20:46Speaker 1: any serious property damage. Most of the damage was limited
- 20:50Speaker 1: to part of the road, along with the village square,
- 20:53Speaker 1: which was literally a square of grass around 50 feet
- 20:56Speaker 1: by 50 feet. The sinkhole was deep, though, and to
- 21:00Speaker 1: a 12-year-old, kind of scary to look into, which I
- 21:03Speaker 1: did once on the day after it first appeared. and
- 21:06Speaker 1: then my mom yelled at me like nothing else for
- 21:09Speaker 1: endangering myself so stupidly by standing near the edge, which
- 21:13Speaker 1: could have crumbled at any time, to be honest. I
- 21:16Speaker 1: was kind of like gazing into the abyss. I'm not
- 21:19Speaker 1: going to give any pretentious spiel about how the abyss
- 21:21Speaker 1: gazed back, but the spikes of rebar, broken pipes, and
- 21:25Speaker 1: water pooled at the bottom of the hole, giving me
- 21:28Speaker 1: nightmares for some reason. And my buddy swore that he
- 21:31Speaker 1: saw a bone sticking out of the dirt about ten
- 21:34Speaker 1: feet down, but He was probably lying. That's not to
- 21:38Speaker 1: say the sinkhole didn't lead to casualties, though. You see,
- 21:41Speaker 1: it's not something as basic as a sinkhole that leaves
- 21:43Speaker 1: me with a slightly bitter feeling towards my old hometown.
- 21:47Speaker 1: It's the fact that the sinkhole took one life, and
- 21:50Speaker 1: although it's never been proven, we all believe it was
- 21:53Speaker 1: used to take another. The company in charge of fixing
- 21:57Speaker 1: up the sinkhole wasn't exactly the most professional outfit. They
- 22:00Speaker 1: got the contract from Town Hall presumably in part because
- 22:03Speaker 1: they were the only construction company in town, and back
- 22:07Speaker 1: then I had no idea about things like cronyism and
- 22:10Speaker 1: corner-cutting corruption. I later found out that this construction company
- 22:14Speaker 1: was pretty notorious for doing shoddy work, and it was
- 22:18Speaker 1: their connections that allowed them to keep getting contracts, but
- 22:21Speaker 1: more on that later. I won't name the company, in
- 22:24Speaker 1: case they're somehow still in operation and manage to sue
- 22:27Speaker 1: the pants off of me. but I'll just call them
- 22:29Speaker 1: Company X. But Company X sure took their sweet time
- 22:33Speaker 1: about filling the sinkhole back in and repairing the surface
- 22:36Speaker 1: of the road. In fact, two weeks after the hole
- 22:39Speaker 1: had opened, the only progress they'd made was placing a
- 22:43Speaker 1: few pointless hazard barriers and cones around the sinkholes. Not
- 22:47Speaker 1: that anyone would be dumb enough to go right up
- 22:49Speaker 1: to it, you'd think. Except for me and the other kids,
- 22:52Speaker 1: until we were basically told that we'd definitely die if
- 22:55Speaker 1: we went near it. But enter two guys who I'll
- 22:58Speaker 1: just call Bob and Pete, and Bob and Pete were
- 23:01Speaker 1: sort of notorious in town for being dodgy characters, I guess.
- 23:06Speaker 1: You could get pirate videotapes from them, and Dad would
- 23:09Speaker 1: sometimes come home with a crappy VHS tape that he'd
- 23:11Speaker 1: gotten from Pete and Bob of a movie that was
- 23:14Speaker 1: still actually playing in theaters. And if you were around
- 23:17Speaker 1: for the VHS era, you'll remember how awful the quality
- 23:20Speaker 1: of pirate tapes were. But we still bragged at school
- 23:23Speaker 1: whenever Dad did a bunch of business with the duo.
- 23:27Speaker 1: Years later, I found out that you could actually get
- 23:29Speaker 1: a bit more than some movies from them, too. Nothing hard,
- 23:33Speaker 1: but apparently they were the go-to guys for weed, cheap smokes,
- 23:37Speaker 1: and all sorts of counterfeit stuff. It was all harmless,
- 23:40Speaker 1: but the point was that they were basically the closest
- 23:43Speaker 1: thing that our town had to the Sopranos. And Bob
- 23:47Speaker 1: and Pete were an odd duo, though. They were the
- 23:50Speaker 1: absolute best of friends, but they were nothing alike. Pete
- 23:53Speaker 1: was beloved by everyone. the type to always wear a
- 23:57Speaker 1: friendly smile, toss a quarter to a random kid's way,
- 24:00Speaker 1: or help an old lady with her groceries. Now, he
- 24:03Speaker 1: might have been a crook, but he was our crook,
- 24:05Speaker 1: and we loved him and his stupid ways. Now, Bob,
- 24:09Speaker 1: on the other hand, acted like he couldn't stand anybody.
- 24:12Speaker 1: Most of the time, the only person he ever genuinely
- 24:15Speaker 1: was nice to was Pete. He'd scowl and swear at
- 24:18Speaker 1: us kids if we got too close, unless he was
- 24:20Speaker 1: with Pete and or drunk, and he'd be walking around
- 24:23Speaker 1: with a very silent grimace. Thankfully, Bob was almost always
- 24:28Speaker 1: with Pete or drunk, so he at least didn't cause
- 24:30Speaker 1: any problems. And we all knew to avoid Bob, though,
- 24:33Speaker 1: especially if he was by himself. And meanwhile, if you
- 24:36Speaker 1: caught Pete on a good day, just a hello might
- 24:39Speaker 1: net you enough to buy a soda or the promise
- 24:41Speaker 1: of the latest movie when it came in. One night,
- 24:45Speaker 1: Pete and Bob were on their usual bender and went
- 24:47Speaker 1: walking down Main Street, drunk and singing. Witnesses report hearing
- 24:52Speaker 1: the singing and then suddenly silence. and then a thud
- 24:56Speaker 1: and running feet. And the story went that, drunk and oblivious,
- 25:00Speaker 1: Pete and Bob had walked straight towards that sinkhole. Bob
- 25:04Speaker 1: had avoided it by a fraction, but Pete hadn't been
- 25:07Speaker 1: so lucky. He'd caught his foot on the edge and
- 25:10Speaker 1: tumbled in. There were all sorts of rumors, but the
- 25:13Speaker 1: prevailing one was that Pete suffered a broken neck and
- 25:16Speaker 1: died instantly, and this turned out to be the truth.
- 25:20Speaker 1: It wasn't the only rumor, though. Word started to spread
- 25:23Speaker 1: that Bob had taken over an hour to get help
- 25:26Speaker 1: after Pete fell, and being 12 at the time, I
- 25:28Speaker 1: only had schoolyard gossip really to go on. Word was
- 25:32Speaker 1: that Bob claimed that he'd been so drunk and scared
- 25:35Speaker 1: by what had happened that he was convinced the ground
- 25:37Speaker 1: had eaten Pete, and it was only after he sobered
- 25:40Speaker 1: up a little and remembered the sinkhole that he thought
- 25:42Speaker 1: to get help. And the whole town was in mourning
- 25:45Speaker 1: for Pete, and whispering behind their hands about Bob. I
- 25:50Speaker 1: overheard my dad and mom talking one evening, and it
- 25:53Speaker 1: seems like Bob really did wait an hour before calling
- 25:55Speaker 1: for help. Naturally, people didn't believe his claim of being
- 25:59Speaker 1: so drunk that he thought Pete had been eaten by
- 26:01Speaker 1: the darkness and forgotten about the sinkhole that had dominated
- 26:05Speaker 1: the town for about two weeks at that point. And
- 26:07Speaker 1: so obviously, in such a small town, everyone was saying
- 26:11Speaker 1: one thing to each other, and that was that Bob
- 26:15Speaker 1: killed Pete. This rumor was made much, much worse when
- 26:20Speaker 1: it somehow got revealed that Bob owed Pete a whole
- 26:23Speaker 1: lot of money. Like, a lot of money, which he
- 26:27Speaker 1: would have had to have paid back, but it was
- 26:29Speaker 1: Bob's word against the Towns, and there was no evidence
- 26:32Speaker 1: that he'd push Pete into that sinkhole. The police chief
- 26:35Speaker 1: himself hauled Bob in for interviews just about every other
- 26:38Speaker 1: day after the debt was discovered, but he was always
- 26:41Speaker 1: released in the end. One time... Myself and my friends
- 26:45Speaker 1: were walking home from school and we saw a police
- 26:48Speaker 1: officer car stop in the road and a cop literally
- 26:51Speaker 1: threw Bob onto the sidewalk. Another time I saw him
- 26:55Speaker 1: with a black eye and a busted lip. I stared
- 26:57Speaker 1: a bit too long and Bob just snarled at me
- 27:00Speaker 1: and muttered a curse that I won't repeat here. Now
- 27:03Speaker 1: obviously because Pete had died in that sinkhole, it became
- 27:06Speaker 1: a crime scene for a while so company X couldn't
- 27:09Speaker 1: fill it in even if they wanted to. And during
- 27:12Speaker 1: those days, the sinkhole was still the talk of the town,
- 27:14Speaker 1: but for very different reasons, obviously. And it was a
- 27:17Speaker 1: horrible reminder of the death of her beloved Pete. Bob
- 27:21Speaker 1: was a horrible reminder of the same thing, but at
- 27:23Speaker 1: least he had the sense to keep out of sight. Then,
- 27:27Speaker 1: one day, the police work was apparently finished in the sinkhole.
- 27:31Speaker 1: And then in the middle of the night, in an
- 27:32Speaker 1: event that once again nobody ever claimed to see, only here,
- 27:37Speaker 1: Company X filled in the entire sinkhole with concrete. The
- 27:42Speaker 1: next part I again learned by overhearing mom and dad
- 27:45Speaker 1: that evening. Apparently Bob's wife had been at the police
- 27:49Speaker 1: station all day yelling at anyone who'd listen and waving
- 27:52Speaker 1: a note around. Honestly, I was shocked to even find
- 27:55Speaker 1: out that Bob had a wife. I'd never seen her
- 27:58Speaker 1: before because why would I have ever gone to Bob's
- 28:00Speaker 1: trailer just outside town? Now anyways, it kind of went
- 28:04Speaker 1: down like this. Allegedly, on the same night that Company
- 28:07Speaker 1: X finally filled in the sinkhole, Bob decided to leave
- 28:11Speaker 1: his wife and run off with a mystery woman that
- 28:14Speaker 1: he'd been having an affair with. Bob's wife insisted that
- 28:17Speaker 1: he'd never do this and he'd been killed. She said
- 28:21Speaker 1: it was obvious what had happened and that her beloved
- 28:23Speaker 1: Bob lay at the bottom of that sinkhole, covered in
- 28:26Speaker 1: tons of concrete. There was no evidence to suggest this, though,
- 28:31Speaker 1: other than her word. But there was evidence to back
- 28:34Speaker 1: up the fact that Bob really had run off. The
- 28:37Speaker 1: handwriting on the note determined to be a match for Bob's, unquestionably.
- 28:41Speaker 1: A suitcase and a bunch of his clothes had disappeared
- 28:44Speaker 1: and his car was gone and a few people swore
- 28:46Speaker 1: that they'd seen Bob outside of town with a younger
- 28:49Speaker 1: woman in the past couple of weeks who they were
- 28:51Speaker 1: all able to describe. And so that was that. The
- 28:55Speaker 1: police chief closed the case real quick and the mayor
- 28:58Speaker 1: even gave some public speech about community spirit and that
- 29:01Speaker 1: Pete's death had been a tragic accident and Bob had
- 29:04Speaker 1: left on his own free will. It was only when
- 29:07Speaker 1: I turned 18 and graduated from high school during the
- 29:10Speaker 1: summer before I moved away to college that I found
- 29:13Speaker 1: out a little twist in this tale. I was seeing
- 29:15Speaker 1: this girl in a kind of casual friends with benefits
- 29:18Speaker 1: way and we spent most of that summer partying together
- 29:21Speaker 1: in the bedroom, usually with substances involved. On one of
- 29:25Speaker 1: those nights she made a stoned remark about someone or
- 29:29Speaker 1: something being buried like Bob. I asked her what she
- 29:33Speaker 1: meant by that and she said that her dad had
- 29:35Speaker 1: worked for Company X at the time of the sinkhole incident.
- 29:39Speaker 1: Apparently the foreman, who as we know had done various
- 29:42Speaker 1: shady dealings with the town over the years, was Pete's cousin.
- 29:46Speaker 1: This foreman likely had a bunch of evidence of various
- 29:49Speaker 1: things that would get certain people, like the police of
- 29:51Speaker 1: chief or mayor for example, in a lot of trouble.
- 29:56Speaker 1: I pretended to be a bit more drunk and stoned
- 29:58Speaker 1: than I was and tried to push the girl for
- 30:00Speaker 1: more information. Now, she either didn't know or wouldn't say
- 30:04Speaker 1: much more, but she did say this. Her dad had
- 30:07Speaker 1: been working the sinkhole job and he came home that
- 30:10Speaker 1: morning pretty shaken and nervous. And she also claimed that
- 30:13Speaker 1: her dad's boss parked a car in their garage for
- 30:16Speaker 1: a couple of days before taking it away somewhere. Then
- 30:20Speaker 1: she clammed up and kept changing the subject if I
- 30:23Speaker 1: asked or made a point to try and distract me
- 30:25Speaker 1: in ways that were, you know, as distracting as possible.
- 30:30Speaker 1: So I don't know for sure, and I wish I did.
- 30:33Speaker 1: Me and my parents, who are still going strong in
- 30:36Speaker 1: Florida for the time being, have this theory which I
- 30:39Speaker 1: think everyone who lived in town at the time had.
- 30:43Speaker 1: Bob was somehow forced to write his goodbye note. Maybe
- 30:46Speaker 1: they promised him they wouldn't hurt him if he left
- 30:48Speaker 1: town and then double-crossed him. Hell, maybe he really did
- 30:52Speaker 1: just get chased out of town But we're all pretty
- 30:55Speaker 1: certain that somewhere at the bottom of a large lake
- 30:58Speaker 1: near our old hometown, Bob's car is rusting away. And
- 31:03Speaker 1: we believe that buried in a soundless tomb under tons
- 31:06Speaker 1: of concrete, blacktop, and grass, lies mean, scowling Bob with
- 31:11Speaker 1: those responsible, protected by anyone who held Pete in their hearts.
- 31:17Speaker 1: Did Bob deserve it? Did he kill Pete? That part
- 31:21Speaker 1: I actually find hard to believe. As much of an
- 31:24Speaker 1: a-hole as Bob was, he'd seem to be the one
- 31:27Speaker 1: person he genuinely cared about, and I just don't think
- 31:30Speaker 1: that a long-running debt would have been enough for him
- 31:32Speaker 1: to end that friendship fatally. But I was just a kid.
- 31:37Speaker 1: What do I know? I miss small-town life a lot sometime,
- 31:40Speaker 1: and as soon as I can retire, I think I'll
- 31:42Speaker 1: find a nice, quiet place to settle down with my wife.
- 31:46Speaker 1: But the small-town mindset has always soured for me when
- 31:48Speaker 1: I remember that it was a tight-knit community that allowed
- 31:52Speaker 1: for the possible death of an innocent albeit miserable, man.
- 32:21Speaker 1: So I live in the kind of tiny town where
- 32:23Speaker 1: everyone knows everyone, Not exaggerating here, honestly. If a stranger
- 32:28Speaker 1: does more than pass through, like stopping off at the
- 32:31Speaker 1: pub or something like that, then it'll be the gossip
- 32:34Speaker 1: of the evening. Small town life definitely isn't for everyone.
- 32:38Speaker 1: I grew up here, then went off to college, but
- 32:41Speaker 1: I moved back home afterwards when an opening for secretary
- 32:44Speaker 1: opened up at the local GP. The doctor in our
- 32:47Speaker 1: town is nearly 80 years old now, and I thought
- 32:49Speaker 1: I'd put my medical training to use. Most kids leave
- 32:53Speaker 1: the town once they turn 18 and just never look back,
- 32:56Speaker 1: or they never leave. There's a handful of kids here
- 32:59Speaker 1: at the moment, a few teenagers, and then a smattering
- 33:02Speaker 1: of kids of every age. Not enough to warrant a
- 33:05Speaker 1: secondary school, so there's the small primary school, and then
- 33:08Speaker 1: when a kid turns 11, they have to travel about
- 33:11Speaker 1: 40 minutes to the nearest secondary. And then beyond that,
- 33:14Speaker 1: there's about 60 other people living there. Now, it really
- 33:18Speaker 1: is an everyone-knows-everyone kind of place. so it's also the
- 33:22Speaker 1: kind of place where crime is really, really low. Usually
- 33:26Speaker 1: it's a bit of drunk driving, and one time an
- 33:29Speaker 1: area of the town had a tiny drug problem. After
- 33:32Speaker 1: the drug issue on that particular street, a couple younger
- 33:35Speaker 1: families moved out, and at the time of my story,
- 33:37Speaker 1: it was populated pretty much by old-timers. Setting up the
- 33:41Speaker 1: population in this way was important because you need to
- 33:44Speaker 1: understand just how safe I felt walking through the town
- 33:47Speaker 1: park after work, even in the dark of winter. It
- 33:50Speaker 1: was the one isolated, semi-hidden area of the town with
- 33:54Speaker 1: a patch of trees that you'd walk through to get
- 33:56Speaker 1: from one side of the park to the other. It
- 33:59Speaker 1: took up quite a large area of the center of
- 34:01Speaker 1: town and was kind of our pride and joy. We'd
- 34:04Speaker 1: host various events there in the summer and the tiny
- 34:07Speaker 1: town council would make sure that it always had the
- 34:09Speaker 1: budget to be kept tidy. But most importantly, because everyone
- 34:13Speaker 1: knew everyone, nobody thought anything of it if they had
- 34:16Speaker 1: to take a shortcut home through the park at night.
- 34:19Speaker 1: If there had been a stranger lurking around town that day,
- 34:22Speaker 1: then I would have known, especially working in a doctor's office.
- 34:26Speaker 1: I might have avoided the park in that case. But
- 34:29Speaker 1: it was just another day, and I worked late tidying
- 34:31Speaker 1: up the office, and before I knew it, it was
- 34:34Speaker 1: 8pm on a chilly October night, and so it was
- 34:37Speaker 1: dark as heck outside already. Now the doc lived in
- 34:40Speaker 1: the flat above his tiny GP practice, so I wished
- 34:44Speaker 1: him goodnight and headed home myself. If I'd decided to
- 34:48Speaker 1: circle the park to stay on the streets, which wasn't
- 34:50Speaker 1: exactly busy in the first place, it would have added
- 34:53Speaker 1: like 20 minutes to my journey. And it had been
- 34:56Speaker 1: a fairly balmy day when I left for work, so
- 34:59Speaker 1: I was only wearing a hoodie over my uniform, which
- 35:01Speaker 1: in and of itself was a shirt, skirt, and some tights.
- 35:06Speaker 1: And so I really did think nothing of heading across
- 35:08Speaker 1: the park. I didn't stick to any of the paths either,
- 35:12Speaker 1: which had sporadic lights because that would have taken even
- 35:15Speaker 1: longer to get home, and instead... I had a tried-and-true
- 35:19Speaker 1: shortcut that I'd take pretty much every day to avoid
- 35:21Speaker 1: having to spend money on petrol and a car in
- 35:24Speaker 1: general for now. I was cutting across said grass, listening
- 35:29Speaker 1: to music from my knock-off AirPods, my purse bouncing against
- 35:33Speaker 1: my hip as I walked, I remembered. I didn't hear
- 35:36Speaker 1: the footsteps running across the grass behind me as I
- 35:38Speaker 1: casually strolled through the trees, not a care in the world. Suddenly,
- 35:43Speaker 1: I felt a hand roughly grab my shoulder and tug
- 35:46Speaker 1: at my purse. My first instinct was to scream and
- 35:49Speaker 1: fight back, which is exactly what I did. I turned
- 35:54Speaker 1: to hit my attacker and saw a tall, weirdly bulky,
- 35:58Speaker 1: hoodie-wearing guy with a black balaclava thing pulled up so
- 36:02Speaker 1: you could only see his eyes. I could see that
- 36:05Speaker 1: he was holding a box cutter dangerously close to my stomach.
- 36:08Speaker 1: He muttered something at me in a deep, muffled voice
- 36:11Speaker 1: that didn't actually sound real, something like, give up your goods,
- 36:15Speaker 1: and called me something terrible. Now of course, I thought
- 36:19Speaker 1: that he meant something more sinister than a bag snatch,
- 36:22Speaker 1: so I suddenly just started shaking and crying. I don't
- 36:26Speaker 1: know if he even meant to cut me, but this
- 36:28Speaker 1: startled the mugger as he grabbed my purse again and
- 36:31Speaker 1: pushed me away onto the ground. Finally, he sprinted away
- 36:34Speaker 1: as fast as he could, almost like I'd scared him
- 36:37Speaker 1: by being scared. And I just sat there for a minute,
- 36:41Speaker 1: totally stunned, relieved as heck that it hadn't been worse,
- 36:44Speaker 1: but also incredulous that I'd been the victim of a
- 36:47Speaker 1: bag snatching in my stupid little town of all places.
- 36:51Speaker 1: And it was only when I felt a stinging pain
- 36:53Speaker 1: in my left side that I realized that things were
- 36:56Speaker 1: a bit more serious. It turns out, as the mugger
- 37:00Speaker 1: shoved me away, his box cutter nicked my side, slicing
- 37:04Speaker 1: into the soft flesh just above my hip. And the
- 37:07Speaker 1: next step was a blur of running home in tears
- 37:10Speaker 1: and bursting in on my poor mum, covered in blood.
- 37:13Speaker 1: She immediately rushed me to the hospital. My wound was
- 37:17Speaker 1: so superficial that I didn't even need stitches, just patching up.
- 37:22Speaker 1: I'd just managed to cause it to bleed a lot
- 37:24Speaker 1: by running home immediately and smearing the blood around on
- 37:27Speaker 1: my hoodie as I sort of overreacted to the stabbing,
- 37:30Speaker 1: I suppose. It was now a knife crime, an armed
- 37:33Speaker 1: assault instead of a simple mugging. A first snatch would
- 37:37Speaker 1: have been shocking enough in my little village, but you
- 37:40Speaker 1: know how gossip gets around. After about a week, you'd
- 37:43Speaker 1: think that I'd been stabbed through the heart and survived
- 37:45Speaker 1: a serial killer, the way some people were talking about it.
- 37:49Speaker 1: I'd always visit this one cafe for lunch, and the
- 37:52Speaker 1: owner there was a large, loudmouthed lady, a friend of
- 37:55Speaker 1: my mom's. I didn't really like the cafe owner very much.
- 38:00Speaker 1: She was the town's biggest gossip, and a malicious one
- 38:03Speaker 1: at that. Despite being my mom's friend, I'm sure that
- 38:06Speaker 1: she was the one who spread a certain false rumor
- 38:08Speaker 1: about me while I was away. She did it to everyone,
- 38:11Speaker 1: and so you had to learn not to take it
- 38:13Speaker 1: too personally. Now, though, I was kind of like a celebrity.
- 38:18Speaker 1: Every single time I went in, she'd announce that I
- 38:20Speaker 1: was the girl who survived the knife crime. And then
- 38:24Speaker 1: I'd get various people that I'd known all my life
- 38:27Speaker 1: asking how it felt, if my life flashed before my eyes,
- 38:30Speaker 1: if I had a near-death experience, etc., etc. And I
- 38:34Speaker 1: kept trying to explain to them that it wasn't much
- 38:37Speaker 1: worse than a paper cut. but this was big, exciting
- 38:40Speaker 1: news for these people. And I think it was the
- 38:42Speaker 1: cafe owner who first started the speculation that that mugger
- 38:45Speaker 1: was someone from the village too. I hadn't even considered
- 38:49Speaker 1: this at first. I assumed that someone had been passing
- 38:52Speaker 1: through at night and decided to rob me in the park,
- 38:54Speaker 1: but the more I thought about that, the less sense
- 38:57Speaker 1: it made. Why would a stranger passing through town be
- 39:00Speaker 1: on foot or lurking in the park at all? And
- 39:04Speaker 1: it started to seem likely that the mugger was someone
- 39:06Speaker 1: from town... when the second girl got robbed, and at
- 39:10Speaker 1: that point it was all but confirmed. We had a
- 39:13Speaker 1: repeat offender living among us. The second victim was younger
- 39:17Speaker 1: than me, 18, attending sixth form at the aforementioned senior
- 39:22Speaker 1: school in a nearby city. It was Christmas break for her,
- 39:25Speaker 1: and she was cutting through the park to see her boyfriend,
- 39:28Speaker 1: despite the warnings after what happened to me. This time
- 39:31Speaker 1: she didn't get stabbed, but the rest was the same.
- 39:35Speaker 1: The guy snuck up behind her, grabbed her purse, waved
- 39:38Speaker 1: a box cutter in her direction, shoved her down, and
- 39:40Speaker 1: then ran away. Me and girl one were friends on
- 39:44Speaker 1: Facebook because she was one of the handful of kids
- 39:46Speaker 1: that I and we stayed in touch as she'd grown up,
- 39:51Speaker 1: because why not? Now, we met up for coffee and chatted,
- 39:55Speaker 1: which is how I discovered our experiences were basically the same.
- 39:59Speaker 1: Girl 1 agreed with me, the mugger seemed weirdly nervous
- 40:02Speaker 1: and unsure of himself, and sounded like he was putting
- 40:05Speaker 1: on some fake voice. She described it as sounding like
- 40:09Speaker 1: some of those creepypasta guys, and she was totally right.
- 40:13Speaker 1: She's the reason I actually found this channel, because I
- 40:15Speaker 1: wanted to see what she meant by creepypasta voice. And
- 40:19Speaker 1: then I stuck around because Joel doesn't do a silly
- 40:22Speaker 1: growly voice and eventually got the courage to send in
- 40:24Speaker 1: my story. And kind of funny how that all connected.
- 40:28Speaker 1: And she was right though. The mugger sounded like some
- 40:30Speaker 1: of those other guys on YouTube who are clearly in
- 40:33Speaker 1: their 20s and 120 pounds but sound like a werewolf
- 40:37Speaker 1: navy seal. And after the second mugging is when things
- 40:41Speaker 1: started getting a bit nasty in town. Like I said,
- 40:44Speaker 1: there were less than 100 people living here, and when
- 40:47Speaker 1: you excluded the elderly, the little kids, and anyone who
- 40:50Speaker 1: clearly didn't fit the build of the attacker, you were
- 40:53Speaker 1: left with about 25 suspects. One thing that Girl 1
- 40:57Speaker 1: and I had decided together and told the local cops
- 41:00Speaker 1: was that we thought the mugger was wearing multiple layers
- 41:02Speaker 1: of clothing to disguise his frame. Now, that would explain
- 41:07Speaker 1: why he looked weirdly bulky with his lumpy and odd proportions.
- 41:11Speaker 1: I had no idea if this was helpful information or
- 41:13Speaker 1: something muggers always did. It turns out that it'd be
- 41:17Speaker 1: integral to the case, but we just didn't know it yet.
- 41:21Speaker 1: The mugging seemed to be an excuse for the cafe
- 41:23Speaker 1: owner and her husband to cast suspicion on anyone in
- 41:26Speaker 1: town they didn't seem to like. The window cleaner had
- 41:29Speaker 1: been acting shifty. Why was the local corner store closed
- 41:32Speaker 1: until 10 a.m. one day? So-and-so was drinking a lot
- 41:36Speaker 1: these days. Maybe he'd gotten the courage to turn to crime.
- 41:39Speaker 1: That kind of crap. and more than one fistfight erupted
- 41:43Speaker 1: over the gossip, usually in the town's a single pub
- 41:45Speaker 1: where everyone was forced to drink together, whether they liked
- 41:48Speaker 1: each other or not. Now, one amusing note, the cafe
- 41:52Speaker 1: owner seemed to be very proud of the fact that
- 41:54Speaker 1: it couldn't be her husband committing the muggings because of
- 41:57Speaker 1: his gammy leg. Now... He walked with a pronounced limp
- 42:02Speaker 1: and used a cane after an injury from his army days,
- 42:05Speaker 1: but you'd think that it made him some kind of
- 42:07Speaker 1: hero just by the fact that he wasn't robbing women
- 42:10Speaker 1: at knife point. Now, Girl One, who I talked to
- 42:14Speaker 1: a lot on Facebook during those days, went to sixth
- 42:16Speaker 1: form with the cafe owner's son, and they were two
- 42:20Speaker 1: of the four A-level aged kids living in town. She
- 42:23Speaker 1: said that he seemed more depressed than usual. He'd always
- 42:26Speaker 1: been a quiet, bookish, shy boy, according to Girl One.
- 42:30Speaker 1: But now he seemed genuinely depressed and insular and had
- 42:34Speaker 1: mentioned to her a few times how he couldn't wait
- 42:36Speaker 1: to leave for university because his mom was driving him mad.
- 42:41Speaker 1: The next mugging happened in February and mixed up the
- 42:44Speaker 1: criminal's M.O. This time it was a man who got robbed.
- 42:48Speaker 1: The cafe owner's husband, in fact. Apparently his wife was
- 42:52Speaker 1: making him patrol the park at night to try and
- 42:55Speaker 1: catch the mugger himself for some vigilante nonsense. Now, this
- 42:59Speaker 1: time the mugger committed blatant assault. He went straight for
- 43:03Speaker 1: diner owner husband's bad leg with a kick that wasn't
- 43:06Speaker 1: too brutal, but bad enough to knock his feet out
- 43:08Speaker 1: from under him and send him to the ground in pain.
- 43:12Speaker 1: And then the mugger held the box cutter to the
- 43:14Speaker 1: guy's throat, demanding his wallet and ran off. They didn't
- 43:19Speaker 1: reveal this at the time, but mugging three is what
- 43:22Speaker 1: gave the cops the most important clue to solving the situation.
- 43:27Speaker 1: There was one final mugging, just before Easter. But before
- 43:31Speaker 1: that came weeks of intense, uncomfortable tension and accusations. The
- 43:35Speaker 1: cafe owner had taken her husband's muggings very personally and
- 43:39Speaker 1: was now making all three crimes about her, claiming that
- 43:42Speaker 1: her family were being targeted. Now, I'm not related to
- 43:45Speaker 1: her in any way, and girl one thinks that she
- 43:47Speaker 1: might be related in some distant manner, but essentially regarded
- 43:51Speaker 1: her as another townsperson. But still... The cafe owner was
- 43:55Speaker 1: reveling in it, and her cafe had become the absolute
- 43:58Speaker 1: hub of the town, even more than the King and
- 44:01Speaker 1: Pheasant bar. Now, she must have been doing more business
- 44:05Speaker 1: during that period than she'd done since I'd moved back home,
- 44:08Speaker 1: and I would have almost suspected her as the mugger
- 44:11Speaker 1: if it wasn't for the fact that she was, how
- 44:13Speaker 1: do I put this tactfully, quite a large woman and
- 44:16Speaker 1: a heavy chain smoker. She probably couldn't run away with
- 44:20Speaker 1: someone's valuables without having an asthma attack. Now, the attack
- 44:24Speaker 1: just before Easter was totally different than the rest. It
- 44:27Speaker 1: got dark much later, and so I guess pickings were
- 44:30Speaker 1: slim anyways. But it also didn't take place in the park.
- 44:34Speaker 1: There was a place up just outside of town beneath
- 44:36Speaker 1: an overpass where a few teenage stoners hung out, and
- 44:40Speaker 1: this time, the victim was a 16-year-old boy who'd been
- 44:43Speaker 1: abandoned by his buddies who had the munchies and was
- 44:46Speaker 1: just chilling in a deck chair in a weed-induced haze.
- 44:49Speaker 1: Girl 1 knew this kid too, so she was able
- 44:52Speaker 1: to give me the goss. Apparently, this weed kid said
- 44:55Speaker 1: the mugger was actually pretty chill. And even though he
- 44:58Speaker 1: threatened him at knife point and stole a bunch of money,
- 45:01Speaker 1: he was a bro because he let weed kid keep
- 45:03Speaker 1: a joint that he tried to give the mugger as
- 45:05Speaker 1: part of the loot. Apparently, the weed kid said that
- 45:08Speaker 1: he thought he knew the mugger, but he was so
- 45:10Speaker 1: high that the cops couldn't get a reliable description from him.
- 45:14Speaker 1: And he seemed to find the whole thing very funny, though,
- 45:16Speaker 1: in the moment and ended up being nicknamed RoboCop for
- 45:20Speaker 1: being bros with the mugger. and also because his mugging
- 45:23Speaker 1: was the crime that led the cops to actually catch
- 45:26Speaker 1: the culprit. And so here's how it all went down.
- 45:30Speaker 1: One day, I was at work as usual, sitting behind
- 45:33Speaker 1: my desk, when I saw the handful of patients all
- 45:36Speaker 1: rush to the window of the doctor's surgery and then
- 45:38Speaker 1: amble outside. Even one old lady who menaced before had
- 45:42Speaker 1: been insistent that she see the doctor immediately or she
- 45:45Speaker 1: drop dead. And when I saw what they were goffing at,
- 45:49Speaker 1: my jaw dropped. The town's entire police force, which was
- 45:53Speaker 1: like three people plus about six other cops, were all
- 45:57Speaker 1: storming the cafe. It was pretty clear that they weren't
- 46:00Speaker 1: there for pastries or coffee. And at that moment my
- 46:03Speaker 1: phone buzzed and I checked it and that's how I
- 46:06Speaker 1: knew the identity of the mugger before the majority of
- 46:08Speaker 1: the town knew. It was a Facebook message from Girl 1.
- 46:13Speaker 1: The mugger had sent her a WhatsApp message apologizing and
- 46:16Speaker 1: saying that he was pretty sure the cops had sussed
- 46:18Speaker 1: him out and were coming for him any minute. She'd
- 46:22Speaker 1: screenshotted the WhatsApp message itself, and I was halfway through
- 46:25Speaker 1: reading it when I looked up to see the cops
- 46:28Speaker 1: come marching out of the cafe with the cafe owner's
- 46:31Speaker 1: depressed 17-year-old son in handcuffs. He was pale, a thin
- 46:38Speaker 1: kid who'd always been shy and quite friendly, and Girl
- 46:41Speaker 1: One had told me that she thought that he had
- 46:42Speaker 1: a crush on her when we discussed him at one point.
- 46:46Speaker 1: Now here's a basic breakdown of how the cops worked
- 46:48Speaker 1: out the identity of their man, or in this case, boy.
- 46:52Speaker 1: All of the muggings happened during school holidays. Autumn half-term,
- 46:57Speaker 1: Christmas break, spring half-term, and Easter holiday. The mugger went
- 47:02Speaker 1: to disguise their frame. This likely meant that they were
- 47:05Speaker 1: particularly thin or notably small. Most adult men are roughly
- 47:10Speaker 1: the same build, so the mugger probably had something significant
- 47:13Speaker 1: that he wanted to disguise. They'd already decided that the
- 47:16Speaker 1: mugger was a local teen due to the school's holiday
- 47:18Speaker 1: thing and various other details, and so they deduced that
- 47:22Speaker 1: it was either a girl trying to hide her gender
- 47:24Speaker 1: or a boy trying to hide the fact that he
- 47:26Speaker 1: was thin. Same with the silly creepypasta voice that I
- 47:29Speaker 1: described earlier. That had them suspecting a couple of teenage
- 47:33Speaker 1: girls at one point, but cafe owner's son, who I'm
- 47:37Speaker 1: just going to call the mugger from now on, also
- 47:39Speaker 1: had a soft, fairly high voice. The mugger knew exactly
- 47:43Speaker 1: where to hit cafe owner husband on the leg to
- 47:46Speaker 1: disable him the most effectively, but also without causing any
- 47:50Speaker 1: real damage or lasting pain. This suggested that the mugger
- 47:53Speaker 1: was very familiar with the cafe owner's husband and possibly
- 47:56Speaker 1: cared about him. And then it also made sense that
- 47:59Speaker 1: the mugger knew girl one would be cutting across the
- 48:01Speaker 1: woods and was maybe jealous because she was going to
- 48:04Speaker 1: see her boyfriend. He'd also be familiar with the stoner
- 48:07Speaker 1: spot and he was friends with the stoner kid's sister.
- 48:10Speaker 1: one of the other four A-level teenagers in town, hence
- 48:13Speaker 1: the complete lack of aggression. And the only one that
- 48:17Speaker 1: didn't make sense to the cops was me. I'd been
- 48:20Speaker 1: his first crime, and he'd clearly been preparing to mug me.
- 48:24Speaker 1: And I was the only person who took that route
- 48:26Speaker 1: at that time of night, and he was dressed for
- 48:28Speaker 1: the crime. It wasn't a spur-of-the-moment thing. He knew where
- 48:32Speaker 1: I'd be, he knew who I was, and he chose
- 48:35Speaker 1: me as his first victim. I think this is why
- 48:37Speaker 1: he was so horrified when he accidentally cut me and
- 48:40Speaker 1: when I thought that he was going to violate me.
- 48:43Speaker 1: Because while it didn't make sense to the cops as
- 48:45Speaker 1: to why I'd been chosen as the first victim, I
- 48:48Speaker 1: knew exactly why. You see, I used to babysit this
- 48:52Speaker 1: kid too. And being honest, he was probably my favorite
- 48:56Speaker 1: little guy to babysit. He knew it, and I knew it,
- 48:59Speaker 1: and that's why he mugged me first. He picked his
- 49:02Speaker 1: victims based on people he thought would forgive him, I think.
- 49:07Speaker 1: And that's why the crimes were so mild, compared to
- 49:09Speaker 1: how amplified they become in the town's consciousness thanks to
- 49:12Speaker 1: the gossip. And that's why he never used his knife
- 49:15Speaker 1: except for that one time which, again, I would testify
- 49:19Speaker 1: to being an accident, if I ever had to. It
- 49:22Speaker 1: turns out he didn't have a crush on Girl 1 either,
- 49:24Speaker 1: but he did consider her a close friend and thought
- 49:27Speaker 1: her boyfriend, who was maybe 25 at the time, treated
- 49:30Speaker 1: her like crap. And so he chose her as a
- 49:33Speaker 1: victim based on the fact that she was the closest
- 49:35Speaker 1: thing to a best friend he had in the hope
- 49:38Speaker 1: that he'd spare her at least one meet-up with her boyfriend.
- 49:42Speaker 1: His own dad, that's an obvious one, and the stoner kid,
- 49:45Speaker 1: who even knows. For all I know, stoner kid was
- 49:48Speaker 1: in on it for the kudos. The reason for the
- 49:51Speaker 1: crimes came out. The mugger was becoming more and more depressed,
- 49:55Speaker 1: being stuck in the little village with his overbearing mom
- 49:58Speaker 1: and disabled, brow-beaten father. He hated the way his mom
- 50:02Speaker 1: treated his dad, and also how she treated him. and
- 50:05Speaker 1: she'd sometimes call him a sissy or other offensive things,
- 50:09Speaker 1: and the truth was that he indeed was questioning his sexuality.
- 50:13Speaker 1: And I had no idea what sexuality he actually is,
- 50:16Speaker 1: nor is it really my business, but the way his
- 50:18Speaker 1: mom treated him was enough to send him into a
- 50:20Speaker 1: deep depression. And she also controlled his finances since he
- 50:25Speaker 1: was under 18, and so he hatched a plan to
- 50:27Speaker 1: mug a few people who he thought would forgive him,
- 50:30Speaker 1: and then save up enough money to run away from
- 50:33Speaker 1: home over the summer until he could show up at
- 50:35Speaker 1: a university and get his student loans. He was a
- 50:39Speaker 1: very smart kid with a very dumb plan, especially because
- 50:43Speaker 1: the grand total of the actual usable money he stole
- 50:45Speaker 1: was probably less than 250 quid. He hadn't even taken
- 50:50Speaker 1: any of our phones because he knew that that would
- 50:52Speaker 1: be really inconvenient despite the fact that they could have
- 50:55Speaker 1: netted him the most money. And it all ended up
- 50:58Speaker 1: being really tragic, and the town let its anger be known, though.
- 51:01Speaker 1: Not towards the mugger, though, but towards his mom, the
- 51:04Speaker 1: cafe owner. Everyone started boycotting her store and gossiping about
- 51:08Speaker 1: how she'd misdirected everyone for her son's crimes, and how
- 51:12Speaker 1: she'd profited off of them despite being the one to
- 51:14Speaker 1: force this poor, sweet, innocent boy into that lifestyle. Now,
- 51:19Speaker 1: I'm not sure I totally agree with that. I think
- 51:21Speaker 1: he's still culpable for his own actions, but his mother
- 51:24Speaker 1: definitely deserves a buttload of judgment, if you ask me.
- 51:28Speaker 1: People eventually got bored of boycotting the cafe because it
- 51:31Speaker 1: was the only one in town, and things have gone
- 51:34Speaker 1: mostly back to normal. Me, Girl One, and the stoner
- 51:37Speaker 1: kid have all decided to drop the charges against the mugger,
- 51:40Speaker 1: even though I had to really argue with the cops
- 51:42Speaker 1: when it came to mine because of the whole knife-stabbing angle.
- 51:46Speaker 1: It was easier because he was 17 still, though, and
- 51:49Speaker 1: wouldn't be turning 18 until August of that year that
- 51:52Speaker 1: he committed the third and fourth muggings. And it was
- 51:55Speaker 1: only his own dad who almost didn't drop the charges.
- 51:58Speaker 1: And for a while we thought that he was going
- 52:00Speaker 1: to actually prosecute his own son. However, it turned out
- 52:03Speaker 1: that he was just simply biding his time and One
- 52:06Speaker 1: day he dropped the charges, but also his entire family
- 52:09Speaker 1: and the town. He swung by the police station, revoked
- 52:13Speaker 1: his statement about the mugging, and then just drove off
- 52:17Speaker 1: into the sunset, I guess. And that kind of sucked
- 52:20Speaker 1: because it meant the mugger was left alone with his mom,
- 52:22Speaker 1: who now hated him, but apparently he was living with
- 52:25Speaker 1: an aunt instead at that point. And as things stand now,
- 52:28Speaker 1: I don't know if it's over or not. There's still
- 52:31Speaker 1: the possibility of the legal system itself pursuing charges against
- 52:34Speaker 1: this mugger, but Given that he was a kid and
- 52:36Speaker 1: all of us had recanted our statements, it seems very unlikely.
- 52:41Speaker 1: And as for now, he was allowed to attend uni
- 52:43Speaker 1: as planned, and according to his Facebook posts, he seems
- 52:45Speaker 1: to be doing well. Now, I've only spoken to him
- 52:49Speaker 1: once because I don't think it would be healthy to
- 52:51Speaker 1: strike up a friendship with the person who stabbed me,
- 52:54Speaker 1: but I did allow him to apologize, and I did
- 52:57Speaker 1: tell him I forgave him. I still work at the
- 53:00Speaker 1: doctor's office, but I think I'm going to go to
- 53:02Speaker 1: med school next September. What the mugger did was definitely wrong,
- 53:06Speaker 1: but I can see all too easily how it happened
- 53:09Speaker 1: to a teenager growing up in such a sleepy, gossipy
- 53:13Speaker 1: town when his own mother was the town's biggest gossip,
- 53:16Speaker 1: and it could have been a lot worse. The kid
- 53:18Speaker 1: did achieve one thing that's made the whole town happy, though.
- 53:22Speaker 1: His mother hasn't spread a single word of malicious tittle-tattle
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