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Tires | Son of a Boy Dad #308 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: Hey what's going on there?
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  Speaker 3: I would you dance to that.
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  Speaker 4: The way that I've seen in videos about Africa or.
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  Speaker 3: The Jamaican daggering vieah daggering.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you jump off the.
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  Speaker 3: Roof into that pussy. All right, you guys wanting to start?
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  Speaker 3: How are you feeling? SaaS great? That was a hollow great?
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  Speaker 2: No, I am just busy as fuck. Really, I was
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  Speaker 2: just figuring out my travel for Chicago.
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  Speaker 3: Was that that's for Sidney Wells?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: True?
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  Speaker 7: Alright, Ready, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Want to go in for like I'm flying in tomorrow
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  Speaker 2: night and I'm leaving right after the video?
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  Speaker 3: Really why because I don't want to stay there.
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  Speaker 2: I want to get home. Oh yeah, no, no I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna have time.
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  Speaker 2: We're recording it like seven. It would prow me at seven.
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  Speaker 2: Alf would be out of there by like one. Alright ready, yes, Alrady,
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Today.
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  Speaker 2: It is June ninth, Monday, eleven thirty pm. We're here
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  Speaker 2: a lot from HQ Traday's.
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  Speaker 3: So good to see my superstar friends.
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  Speaker 4: So good to see you boys, literal.
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  Speaker 3: Superstars in my midst.
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  Speaker 4: It's good to be back, of course.
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  Speaker 3: How good is tires?
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  Speaker 2: It's phenomenal.
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  Speaker 3: It's actually phenomenal. It's very fun actually, laugh out loud
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  Speaker 3: funny the entire time, which is such a treat. Francis,
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  Speaker 3: you were so good in it.
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  Speaker 4: Great.
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  Speaker 3: It made me excited and so happy for you.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. That's very nice. I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: It was so funny. I was really pleased with it
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  Speaker 3: from the moment you come on the screen. It was funny.
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  Speaker 3: Pissed me the fuck off, dude. I was like, this, motherfucker,
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  Speaker 3: who the fuck do you think you are doing that
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  Speaker 3: good in that show?
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  Speaker 4: That big oh man, that's high praise? Well, you know, uh.
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  Speaker 4: Thrilled to be in it and had an awesome, awesome
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  Speaker 4: time watching it and checking it out. But I was
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  Speaker 4: saying to people downstairs because they were saying nice things.
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  Speaker 3: I saw them gathered at your knee like a grand
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  Speaker 3: oral tradition. Yeah, you're just at the rocking chair and
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  Speaker 3: on the rundown set as Meek Phil and Klemor sat
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  Speaker 3: at your knee.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't care at all.
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  Speaker 3: That's not true. They definitely do.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, did barstool make it?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: What is it?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's not true?
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  Speaker 2: So did what did Dave get in tat contact with
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  Speaker 2: Netflix or was that you? Or how did that work?
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  Speaker 2: So they were gathered around school scenes, not there filming.
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  Speaker 2: Why didn't opportunity?
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  Speaker 3: Why didn't you tell the sales team I'm gonna wait
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  Speaker 3: and watch it on snapchat?
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  Speaker 2: We definitely could have gotten ads and tires easily sould tires.
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  Speaker 3: Why weren't you wearing merchandise to create?
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  Speaker 2: Why was there no creative mads?
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  Speaker 4: He's had a lot of anxiety, not even a subtle
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  Speaker 4: shoutout of better help. Really couldn't even she worn that
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  Speaker 4: in at all?
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  Speaker 3: So what were they saying downstairs? Uh?
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  Speaker 4: They were being really nice and and you know, I said, look,
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  Speaker 4: I've I'm in season one. I remember thinking when this
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  Speaker 4: comes out, that's gonna do it. That'll be it. My
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  Speaker 4: career is gonna be on the Fact show. Anything I
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  Speaker 4: want is gonna come my way. And it was just
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  Speaker 4: a forty five minute round of applause and that went
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  Speaker 4: away and was right back to things being exactly the same.
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  Speaker 4: So I am going to appreciate this moment and uh,
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  Speaker 4: you know, be very happy and on my thing that
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  Speaker 4: I liked the most about it is really just that
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  Speaker 4: my parents get to watch it and see.
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  Speaker 3: In a context they understand.
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  Speaker 4: They see they they log into Netflix and they select
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  Speaker 4: it and it's recommended because I think it's like one
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  Speaker 4: of the top two shows on Netflix right now. And
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  Speaker 4: go to my episode and there I am, and uh
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  Speaker 4: that that's really cool for me.
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  Speaker 3: How are the themes for your parents?
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  Speaker 4: Did I ever tell you that? Like, there was a period.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if they still do this, but Netflix
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  Speaker 4: used to have this thing where it was like it
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  Speaker 4: would generate categories of movies or shows that had very long,
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  Speaker 4: very specific category names that were tailored to you based
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  Speaker 4: on your selection.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that. It was just it would never end.
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  Speaker 2: It was like TikTok and you just scroll for effort. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: categories would not stop.
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  Speaker 4: And I had I tried to write a joke about
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  Speaker 4: how my dad was trying to subliminally message to me
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  Speaker 4: his desire to be closer to me as a father
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  Speaker 4: and son via the Netflix categories that were being created.
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  Speaker 4: Like one of them I remember was like father son
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  Speaker 4: reunion stories.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, bonding over baseball with my favorite little boy.
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  Speaker 4: Movies about fathers who want their sons to understand how
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  Speaker 4: proud they are of them. But don't exactly know how
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  Speaker 4: to vote wize it, you know. And because I shared
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  Speaker 4: their Netflix account, so I thought that was like his
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  Speaker 4: way of trojan horsing it.
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  Speaker 2: But unfortunately that joke doesn't play these days. No, in
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  Speaker 2: this capitalist society that we live in.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they got rid of that, didn't they.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because now everyone's got to pay the fucking eighteen
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  Speaker 2: dollars a month or whatever it is, no sharing.
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  Speaker 4: They also don't even really do those categories anymore.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, they don't do that.
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  Speaker 4: It's really just like thrillers, mysteries, yeah, comedy.
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  Speaker 2: They made the product worse and they heightened the price
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  Speaker 2: by a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Sure it was probably telling on some people. It was
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  Speaker 3: probably like Japanese carts tune boobs.
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  Speaker 2: When I was when I was really young, I used
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  Speaker 2: to get like because it was like we would chair
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  Speaker 2: when I was in middle school or high school, and
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  Speaker 2: we would share Netflix, and I'd be like, if my
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  Speaker 2: parents saw that I watched this, I'm not gonna be happy.
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  Speaker 2: I would make it. I would make a new account,
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  Speaker 2: watch something and then delete the account. Like I would
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  Speaker 2: make a new account under the same I would make
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  Speaker 2: a new profile.
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  Speaker 3: On Yeah, yeah, what did you what kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Were you want to watch like a Kevin Hart stand
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  Speaker 2: up special, I would wipe the wipe the profile.
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  Speaker 4: Honey, who was watching them said, no, Black Committee.
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  Speaker 2: That John Mulaney didn't raise you in Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 3: You watched the drug addict philandering white guy, not the
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  Speaker 3: philandering black guy.
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  Speaker 4: No, but shout out Netflix Love, Netflix.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to Tires. I heard that there was more
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  Speaker 3: fucking on this set of Tires than White Love. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: of course I heard the question. You fuck fest in Westchester.
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  Speaker 3: They just have It's just like Caligula.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. Well, why do you think I took
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  Speaker 4: my shirt off while I was reading this book?
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  Speaker 3: Of course, you know, just as a peacocking method. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there's so many great cameos. I turned on fucking episode
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  Speaker 3: six or seven and Feidelberg is talking to Vince Vaughn.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was crazy.
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck was that we were? It pissed me off.
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  Speaker 2: We were shooting something yesterday and we were I was
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  Speaker 2: I was asking fights about it because I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't recognize you at first, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: were you wearing a wig? And he was like, now
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  Speaker 2: it was my real it was his real hair. He
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  Speaker 2: said that they just did it like that, and then
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  Speaker 2: they changed his role because his hair was like, well,
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  Speaker 2: clearly you're not a car salesman. They like pretty much
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  Speaker 2: gave him like a perm and then they were like,
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  Speaker 2: you're going to be a bartender.
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  Speaker 3: Now what who changed his hair?
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  Speaker 2: Just the hair and makeup people.
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  Speaker 3: I think, well, and that that changed the whole Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's what he said.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he was in the Convention episode and I
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  Speaker 4: could see what. Yeah, I see what you mean. He
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  Speaker 4: would have been like another salesperson there. I thought that
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  Speaker 4: was the best episode of the series, the Convention season. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: the Convention one.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't finished the whole show. I'm like halfway through.
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  Speaker 4: But dude, it's so funny.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: And that guy brock Majors is fucking hysterical.
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  Speaker 2: Brock Majors thing was really and he was.
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  Speaker 4: So like to a team well done about that genre
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  Speaker 4: of motivational speaker.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: And I think Shane just like wanting to hate watch
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  Speaker 4: him was fucking hysterical.
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  Speaker 2: I was the whole time I was thinking of when
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  Speaker 2: you and him went to uh see what's his name?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Jordan Peters.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what's what I was thinking of because.
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  Speaker 4: Jane brought me to see Jordan Peterson.
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  Speaker 3: What what was this?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think you told the story on the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think I was there. Cliff Nutes, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even really remember a whole lot about it
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  Speaker 4: other than that I wasn't familiar really with Jordan Peterson.
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  Speaker 4: And you know, he came out and he started crying,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, what is happening right now? He
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  Speaker 4: was so worked up and so upset about maybe the
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  Speaker 4: state of the world or I was flabbergast, and people
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  Speaker 4: were like leaning in as if it was like a
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  Speaker 4: thing though. You know one of those major evangelical churches.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen when people will be like, uh, He'll
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  Speaker 2: be like an interview with Jordan Peterson and they'll be like,
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  Speaker 2: how are you? And he'll sit for like for like
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  Speaker 2: two minutes, and he'll be like curious, determined, sad, beyond words, tortured,
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  Speaker 2: how are you?
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  Speaker 9: And it's like, dude, oh my yead, how do I
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  Speaker 9: even approach that question?
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  Speaker 2: But my favorite thing about the tires part was when
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  Speaker 2: they did the take your shirt off, because there's a
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  Speaker 2: video there's a dude that actually does that. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and there was one where he's like up on this
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  Speaker 2: dude that he wears like skin tight shirt and then
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  Speaker 2: he wears these like insane short shorts and they will
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  Speaker 2: do that. But the oh my god, dude, when he
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  Speaker 2: when he rips his shirt off, the dude, the jack
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  Speaker 2: guy rips his shirt off and the guy grabs just
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  Speaker 2: his skin.
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  Speaker 4: What is this?
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  Speaker 2: I was like screaming laughing. It was so funny.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that guy's body is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like, dude, that that reminded me of
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  Speaker 2: like a I don't know, I feel like that genre
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  Speaker 2: of television like like to that level hasn't been around
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  Speaker 2: in a while of just like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, when Shane's going around and he's like I'm Jewish
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  Speaker 4: and then he's like I'm not Jewish.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like a month age. I could have been
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  Speaker 3: a throwaway that had something in it. Dude. I thought.
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  Speaker 3: I saw Gerbon and Shane on Schultz's podcast and they
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  Speaker 3: were like kind of like at first, there would be
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  Speaker 3: nice about Gerbon's body, and then they were being like
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  Speaker 3: kind of like talking ship on it, and then he
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  Speaker 3: popped his shirt off and his body looks fucking great. Yeah, normal,
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  Speaker 3: he maximized his frame. Don't you think he did the
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  Speaker 3: best he could with his frame?
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  Speaker 2: No, I think he's got more potential.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like he maximized his frame. I feel like
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  Speaker 3: his frame like everything's there for what his frame is.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: He has this avalanche shoulders that he can't really build on,
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  Speaker 3: but he has. I feel like he really maximized his frame.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like his frame is my like his current
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  Speaker 2: body is my peak frame, Like that'll be me peaking
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  Speaker 2: out on my frame.
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  Speaker 3: I think he brought her shoulders.
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  Speaker 10: No you do, dude, I'm telling you, but he has
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  Speaker 10: more potential for him. I'm just reading the news peak frame. No,
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  Speaker 10: you have more potential. You have water, but he's done more.
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  Speaker 2: I have water hips.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's nice.
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  Speaker 4: No, that kills your urban has the silhouette of a
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  Speaker 4: woman in a burkeye. It just sort of drapes off
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  Speaker 4: of his head, straight down.
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  Speaker 3: And here's the frame of the guys who are trap maxing.
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  Speaker 3: You've never seen the guys who are trap max Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They do one. They it's awesome. They like commit to
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  Speaker 2: it for like a year, and then he is noticeably
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  Speaker 2: larger than the other.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like the guy who's the trader in three hundred.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the trader, the like the.
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  Speaker 4: Troll guy who's like totally misshaping.
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  Speaker 3: Is one huge trap.
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  Speaker 11: Yea.
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  Speaker 3: But sad speaking, I'm sorry, I just have to touch
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  Speaker 3: it before we leave your body. I think that you've
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  Speaker 3: been having a bit of a women Yama situation.
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  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 3: Where they like measured him and he was like he
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  Speaker 3: had grown three inches even though he's a fully grown
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  Speaker 3: at all. I passed you in the hallway. I think
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  Speaker 3: you're an easy six three if you engage your core
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  Speaker 3: and straighten your spine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I think you.
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  Speaker 3: Might be six to three.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not even close to six. I will say
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  Speaker 2: we were when we ohen you sent that photo yesterday
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  Speaker 2: of me fights and we were filming with someone else,
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  Speaker 2: little cameo. I won't spoil, but uh I was like him,
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  Speaker 2: I am, I'm I'm a lot taller, because I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm way taller, closer to that person's height than I
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  Speaker 2: would have thought I was. It was a taller person.
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  Speaker 3: That was a good hint.
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  Speaker 2: I want to have it to be like anybody.
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  Speaker 3: I want to wait.
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  Speaker 4: Before we before we go off on that I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, speaking of big hips, I
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  Speaker 2: watched I watched Julia's Alaska video. Incredible. Yeah, dude, it
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  Speaker 2: was like up there with any outdoors video I've ever watched. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like insanely well yeah really it was insanely well made video.
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  Speaker 2: Very very very recommended.
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  Speaker 3: Great huge hips, huge hips.
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  Speaker 2: Though on him, Yeah he's got big, he's got Gipps.
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  Speaker 3: Wouldn't feel it if he gave birth?
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  Speaker 2: No no.
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  Speaker 3: Somersault.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, tires is fucking phenomenal.
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  Speaker 3: Phenomenal, it got you should be so proud. But but
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  Speaker 3: isn't it sad how you said earlier that like literally
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  Speaker 3: no feeling of triumph lasts. Yeah, that's why whatever, Like
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  Speaker 3: like if someone does something like say he came out
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  Speaker 3: with a special everyone would be like, so what's next
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  Speaker 3: for you? Like, let me live in the moment. That's
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  Speaker 3: why dudes after they win a super Bowl, they're like,
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  Speaker 3: and we're gonna fucking wit a good next year because
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  Speaker 3: they probably don't even have the high.
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  Speaker 2: I think A. J. Brown said it lasted for like
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  Speaker 2: a day and then the next day he was like,
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  Speaker 2: well I kind of want to just get back to playing, just.
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  Speaker 4: Like playing dude, I remember watching this clip of on
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  Speaker 4: Larry King of the guest was the guy from SNL
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  Speaker 4: who did all the AT and T commercials with the kids.
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  Speaker 4: What was that guy's name.
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  Speaker 2: Jared Yep from Subway.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's Melissa vinethrow right, I.
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  Speaker 2: Have no clue to be honest.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's that guy who you know is from Good
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  Speaker 4: Neighbors Stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Ben.
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  Speaker 4: No, there's Kyle Moon Beck, Bennett well done, Bennett back Bennett.
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  Speaker 2: So he was on a bunch of AT commercials.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that was that was his like thing. Oh really,
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  Speaker 4: I think those contributed to him getting SNL.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I know I did not know that.
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  Speaker 3: And that's one of your goats.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, I love that. I think I would say
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  Speaker 2: for sure. Yeah. Good Neighbor Stuff is like some of
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  Speaker 2: the best sketches ever.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. So he he was on Larry King and and
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  Speaker 4: Larry King asked him a question like what do you
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  Speaker 4: wish you had known earlier or something, and his answer was,
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: I wish I had known that you never make it, like,
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: even when you make it, you have to keep making it.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's never a some sort of like promised
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: land that you get to where all of a sudden
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: you can like cruise or coast. At that level, Yeah,
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: you have to constantly continue to hunt no matter what
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: you know. You think, like, well, Leonardo DiCaprio, right, okay,
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: so you know, isn't he just like chilling in his
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: house saying no to that script, no to that script. Oh,
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Martin Scorsese, I'll actually read this one. And then he's like, okay,
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: I'll do that.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Well, maybe maybe there's like four people in the fucking.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Industry at that level sense.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Every single other person is fighting for their next paycheck.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: It's just orders a magnitude more at a certain level.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, even like Adam Sandler and Will Ferrells, two of
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: like the funniest guys of all time. During that Conan
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: O'Brien thing, everybody's like, well, your last seven movies sucked.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: It's like, dude, these are like the fun like some
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: of the funniest humans that have ever made content. And
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: then there's still like a punchline that they have to
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: tell themselves just so they can see himself aware they
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: make seven shitty movies.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: It is crazy how many big actors, how many shitty
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Like if you look at their IMDb and you're like, damn,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize that, like most like big actors have
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: like four good movies and then.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Like Daniel.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Seventy five, like thirty percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like genuinely like snow gangs.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: You know who's the king of that, by the way,
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: is Samuel L. Jackson. Oh yeah, of course Samuel L.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Jackson is revered. Yeah, and you think about it, you're like,
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: that guy's done some amazing movies. Go look at his
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: IM page. That's what he's been in four hundred movies.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: And I would bet you his average Rotten Tomatoes score
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: is in the single digits.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: He probably just has dog Detective, Yeah, exactly, like random.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Ship movies probably pay them so much money. Yeah, there's
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: probably a movie like the script sucks, the movie sucks.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Let's blow the budget on Samuel L. Jackson.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: There are there's certain there's certain actors that like, uh,
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: there's certain actors that even though Nicholas Cage is another example,
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you really do it.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: With most actors except for like the best of all time.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: We're never not gonna think that Nicholas Cage is a
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: movie star, right, Yeah, But Nicholas Cage could put out
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: one hundred horseshit movies in a row. Yeah, and then
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: maybe he'll put one out that's like, oh that did
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: you see him in Pig?
• 19:34
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: What a what a genre bending, you know, departure from
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: his typical thing.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Like National Treasure banger. I think there's like more National
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Treasure movies than there are Fast and Furious movies. Like
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: there's like seventy of them really now, but they're making
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: they're making more than I only knew the first and
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: second one. I think there's there might be, moll. I
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: think there's more than two. Correct, be wrong. I just
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: wanted to make that joke.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: It's a good joke. Fast and Furious is coming up
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: on Land Before Time. Wasn't there like twenty Land Before
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Time movies? I don't know, you guys know Land before Time?
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah? The last one was Time Time Before Times. Uh, Shane,
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you that the outfit I chose to wear
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: for the uh, for the red carpet, like the premiere,
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: that was a very difficult decision.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: And because you knew you're gonna get made fun of
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: by Guardin.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: He told me you said you had two outfits.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: In mind.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: He said that you guys hung out the night before.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: He was like, Francis said, he's got two outfits, and
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: he said he doesn't know which one he's gonna pick. I, well,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I think what I told him that's a little lost
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: in translation.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: I had another outfit that I didn't bring that I
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: was choosing between see I see, and I think it
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: was that green impact. It was the it was the
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: u Kim jong Un Eastern outfit.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: You guys, Oh yeah, oh, that would have been sick.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: That would have gone so well on the on the
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: red car.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: I would have I wanted to wear that, but I
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: just knew that throughout the night Shane would have been
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: hunting me down to come up with new ways to
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: shove me in an absolute locker of shame.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Can you bring up your picture?
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: What was it?
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: What did you actually wear?
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: I ended up wearing.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: It was like a sweater vest sometimes.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Polo with uh you know, it was black polo with
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: those like gray dress pants that I have. This is
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: it right here? But it's a see through, pretty understated.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: It's through, though it's a little shear, I'll admit. I
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: think the way the lights hitting it is making it
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: more sheer than it actually is.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: You know, that they probably like developed new camera lights
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: in two thousand and one to try and see and
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Hathaway's nipples or something like that.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, world's first X ray camera.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: They definitely started some new ship on the red carpet too.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: They're exploiting you and your your great pecks.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: A thermal lens.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: This is the camera that actually found in love Green goggles.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I went with that, and even so, I
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: mean I was I was getting dressed at Shane's house
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: and I walked out and I was like, all right,
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: I'm so glad. I went with the tone down. I'm
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: so glad. I cranked like.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Shorts and a T shirt.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, wearing a T shirt. And I walked out and
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: immediately Shane goes, Frank those pants.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: You needed to give him that, Like, I feel like
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: that was like, what are you gonna wear? I feel
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: like you needed to give him something to chew on,
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: make him a little bit less nervous.
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: Well.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: I tried to say, look, I have this could be
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: my last premiere ever. You know, my career is just
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: not where yours is, and I have to save these.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Moments, so you gotta go out swinging.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: I wanted to which you stayed with him?
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how did that? How did that work out? Did
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: he invite you or did you invite you?
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: I don't even know. I think that his assistant told
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: me that I could and then so nice credit with him.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: He's really low key about all that.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: He's very imagine that conversation. I can picture that text conversation.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: I don't even think I said I didn't. Yeah, I
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: think on the way I was like, hey, you know
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: I'm staying at your home, right? He was like, yeah,
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: they told me.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I would give me an unbelievable amount of anxiety.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: It was one of those things where I was like,
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: should I bring this up?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Like we should? I just sneak in Yeah yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: And like then in the morning, off on the door
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: with coffee and be like I came to visit.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I just cowboy camped it in the yard. Boy a
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: lot of coffee over back doubles over is a good mattress,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: believe it or not.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: He probably just has a wing though that you could
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: kind of hide in and uh like there's gotta be
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: uh made quarters or something that you could.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Just It was great. He's got a lovely house and
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: I had a great time. I went and I should
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: I should have kept my shirt on. Ye, funny, I
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: should have. I learned that later, but I was going
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: to say that. Uh, there was this huge sort of
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: collection of all these great people down there at the
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: same time. So Caleb and Glennie and their whole crew
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: were down there. Uh, they came to the premiere, and
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: Kevin and John were there with their KC radio crew
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: and then all the people involved with the show. So
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: it's really fun.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Uh. When do we travel as a crew?
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't. We don't really roll as a team.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Everybody's squad.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we should kind of squat Lennie.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: I can't even.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Get sass to respond to a text message, let alone
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: book flights together.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Texting you all weekend talking to off the ledge.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I think at one point I went, Harry, are you okay?
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: You would respond?
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Did do that, but it was because I did have
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: a big weekend.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was very busy. I know that you're
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: responding to somebody with the right frequency. So I'm just
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: in a.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I respond to you more than I responded to you
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: immediately after you texted me this, more like it saw mondays.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: I got to wake up early and.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Reply to text You make me feel needy, like I.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Had to reply to like fifteen texts this morning.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: You make me feel like you're like gaslighting me into
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: being a needy girlfriend.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: No, Francis, I literally was texting you the entire I
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: don't know what you're talking about.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of unresponded to questions.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: There really isn't like look like, look at all that
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: blue from me.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you come back in.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: That's a strategy of the late text. Or you send
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: four texts text me, but they're all like one word,
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: you just.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Stack them up.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: I uh yeah, had a pretty big weekend. I bought
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: a PC. What yeah, oh my god, yeah I did.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: What the heck?
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Would you win the lottery or something?
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Now my uh well, Francisse Tires, I might as well
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: treat myself.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Now my my loaner, are you like terminally ill it? Actually, well,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: what happened was my loaner? Uh work laptop broke. I
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: got logged out of our like security firewall, log in thing,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: whole thing. I was like, well, I need a computer.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: I don't even have a computer for myself at home.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: And then I was looking online at PCs and I
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: was like, all right, they're actually the same price, if
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: not cheaper than a MAC. So I was like, I'm
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: just gonna get a PC.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: So I just bought up pretty.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Built where'd you get it? And I just walked it
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: home and set it up right away.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: I got it. I got it delivered nice, same day delivery.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Is it box extra?
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Is it a good one that you will not outgrow
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: and that will Yeah, you service your gaming needs.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: It's one I don't I'm not You're not going to
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: game on it?
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: I played, uh, what the heck?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is pretty funny. I did buy it, and
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm kind of just using it for workship,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: but it's got all these like Neon lights and stuff.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Sending emails.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is like the last thing. The first thing
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I did when I got it. I was like, I
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: gotta send bunch of emails.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: We've been talking.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Like Neon keyboard with fucking.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: We've been talking about this PC for months.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: All right, well I'll tell you about it. So I did. Uh.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: So I played Halo on it, which was sick. I'm
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: incredible at Halo, obviously.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: You know what. I'm actually not bad at Hall really yeah, fun, fun,
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: We could play Halo together and you wouldn't be upset.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I dude, I've been telling you for months to get
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: a game, get a console.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: I'm worried. It's a slippery slope.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: It's really not.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: I'm worried that if as soon as I get one
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: and I start playing video games, that'll be.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: It's really not like I play like everything. Me my
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: friend like me, Matt and Nate and Mooke play like
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: a ton of video games. Bo Bo will play like
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: he'll come on, He'll play for like an hour and
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: a half and get off.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: He's adjusted, I see, sozy.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Some people can do it in moderations.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but Bo's got He's got the addiction in him.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: He just fights it off.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: I mean Bow and I and Bow and I are
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: can the spirits.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: I could see myself being sort of like a Bow figure.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: You're bo archetype in their group.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Let me let me.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Let me take you guys back in time and build
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: you up to the PC.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: I also really quickly though, I like in the way
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: that your friends like you have that core group of four. Yeah,
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: it's like you guys are the Sex and the City cast,
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: And it's like I could see myself taking a quiz
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: on AOL instant Messenger, Which of Harry's friends are you? Yeah,
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: I'm such a I'm such a bow. Yeah, Run's more
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: of a I'm a Harry Rons of Peters, I would say, right.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit. Peters's definitely got a little Peters
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: in him.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Peters is He's more sure of himself and just
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: a quiet, quiet killer.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit. Now you got a little Peters
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: in you.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: Definitely, it's nice to say. Yeah, I mean I would
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: love to take the quiz to find out of Peters.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: We should develop that quiz. We can do it on
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Harry's PC.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Well, uh, take us back in time first and we'll see.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: So, I so I was at my sitting at my desk, right,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: I think it was like a Thursday, or I had
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: a day where I didn't really have anything going on, okay,
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: and I was sitting at my desk.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: What are those retro sours?
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Retro sours? What is in them? Drugs?
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Sour? Little shower game, mostly sour?
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Trying to suckle.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: Please don't now that you're starting, you're kicking off with saga.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Figured I should settle and well, please do.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Not suck into the into the mics.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: We're so just sucking back here. I'm here, I'm not
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: sucking on the mic.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: And how people are gonna hate that? Well anyway, So
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I was sitting at my desk, and you know, my
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: desk situation, it goes back and forth. I don't know.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I wasn't thrilled with my setup. You know, there's a
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: certain level of desk that I was trying bare bones.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: It's not bare bones, but it's like it's almost there,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: but it's not quite. It wasn't quite there. You know,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: something was missing. And what I realized was it was
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: ten inches. It was ten inches of desk that was
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: missing because my desk faces this wall and it was
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: kind of in the middle of the wall, but I
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: had space. It was it was all the way up
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: against the left wall, but I had ten inches. I
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: measured it of extra space on the right and I
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: was like, I feel like if I moved the desk
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: up against the right side of the wall, making it even,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: then I'll have this extra ten inches. So what I did,
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: I was gonna like just get I was gonna try
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: and find like some sort of desk extension. But I
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: was worried that it wouldn't be uh strong enough to
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: hold shit. So I built a shelf right on next
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: to the desk, added the ten inches change the game completely.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: What did you build it with?
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Uh? I just built it?
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: What is it out of?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: It's like I by ordered a wood plank and.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: You how did you attach it?
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: How did you support it?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I had to get You have to get like the
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: bindings for the for the plank. So it's like it's
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: like a it's like a ninety degree angle metal piece
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: that you drill in.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Right right right, and you drilled it. You have a drill.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I had to get a drill.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: How long screws did you use?
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Not long?
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Did you do guide? Did you do guide screws first?
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Like drill in and drill out?
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Classic?
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Well you do the you do you create a little
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: bit of a hole so that you can then do
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: the bigger screw right.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I did?
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Is that right? Yes? Wow? So you know carpentry.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: No, that is the bare bones of carpentry.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, look, man, you did pretty well. You knew
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: that you needed the ninety degree sort of shelf elbow.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: You looked it all up.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: It is googled how to build a shelf.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I love this, man, it's pretty enterprising.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: I know you guys are going to hate this. I'm
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: proud of you.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, the extra ten inches has changed my
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: life completely.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Well sure is it more of an esthetic thing that
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: it was bothering you? That the gap was there was
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: just too.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Much clutter on my desk and now there's no clutter.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: I love that you, instead of decluttering your desk, went
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: out and bought more desk.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Well, exactly because I was like I all want on.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: You learned carpentry so that you could spread your clutter
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: out more.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: No, it's not, it's it's necessary clutter.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Is that right? Yes, well then it wouldn't be clutter.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: No, because it's like shit that like I had, because
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I have those shelves on the kitchen. Yeah, so I
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: would take all that ship when I was cleaning and
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I would put it on those shelves. Then it would
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: always end up back on my desk.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: What kind of stuff are we talking about?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: It's just like controllers, wires, you know, ship.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: You know there are these professional organizers. Have you ever
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: heard of these people?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Mexicans?
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Asians Marie Condo bro.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Asians worked too.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: No, there are people that will come to your home.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: And that I don't need those people.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm I'm just saying to you. There are
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: services which, first of all, would have cost less than
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: what you spec.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Why you said Asians at the exact same time, that's
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: mine is accurate. How is yours more accurate than mine?
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: Japan is all about simplicity. Mexico is all about home depot.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, That's where I got my ship.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: But you went south of the border.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: I went Irish, I went boots on the ground.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying you could have gone.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: You know, with everything going on in this country right now,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I figured it's good to, you know, learn shit myself.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not always gonna have these guys at home depot.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna you have to get out of the nest
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: a little bit. Imagine you driving to home depot and
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• 34:26
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• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Twenty four by ten inch plaquet wood. Dude, you could
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: have just carried that on the subway.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Like filming it, being like these three Mexican guys got
• 34:39
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• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Son. Those uh, those professional organizers, they have all kinds
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: of insane ways of hiding wires.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: Put they would get you like a little basket to
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: put your controllers in that was designated specifically for that. Look,
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: I actually could use one of those. Yeah, I'm not
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: telling you how to live your life anymore. I stopped,
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: you know, but I do actually think that you would
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: really be happy with with one of those people. Probably
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: they come in they jug you up a little bit.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: You're talking about just a girl, right.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like one of those women whatever. Yeah, female people.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: They'll just put a basket and you're supposed to like
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: put blanks in the basket.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah. They'll go to the container store. Yeah you ever
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: heard of the container store?
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I was actually I was looking at the container.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Soirls know their way around those dude. They they navigate
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: that place like the way that you navigate Best Buy.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they plan to go to it like it's a
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: sporting event.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: It is really cool. You ever go into a container store.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: I went in with my mom once after I had
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: moved apartments when I was young, and she was like,
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: we need these, and we need this, and we need
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: two of those. You no plastic bins to go under
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: my bed and because they had no space. Yeah, and
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden, your tiny shoe box apartment works
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: because you put your winter coats under the bed until
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: you need them.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: You vacuum sealed them, stuff like that.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: It is really like they're like red light district. It's
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: like built to like appeal to their biology of nesting,
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: like these deep seated like female biological traits.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's passed down.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they love that shit. They love a container. My
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: wife just has like a like just a white box
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: and there's just nothing in it.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my problem is every box is filled, Every
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: closet is filled.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Stuff in each box.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Oh you got the wrong boxes then, because they have
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: ones that'll expand somehow.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah let me dragon.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: I don't really care though about Like that's the thing
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: is I really only like the desk is the biggest
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: thing by far right now.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: When I was married, my wife bought these like uh,
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: these things, I don't even know what they're called, but
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: they're for packing and you zip them and you put
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: your clothes in them, and you fold your stuff up,
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: you roll your stuff up, and you put your clothes
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: in them real tight, and then you can actually zip
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: it closed in two ways and it just compresses everything down.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: So for a really long trip, if you're traveling for
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: two weeks or something like that, all of a sudden
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: you can fit twice as many clothes in there as
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: you might have thought.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what that's what we do when we go camping.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: Packing. What are they called packing? I don't know what
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: they're called.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: You could just yeah, you need to just vacuum seal
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: your whole apartment. Yeah, like my couch, just have it
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: like down into like a small area.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Vacuum seal my couch into a lazy boy?
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Don't they say that like all of the matter of
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: the universe could be like like crushed down into like
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: a marble or something like that.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: I could see it.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I could see it.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: How would that happen?
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: The right hydraulic press?
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I think that it's my next thing.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: I don't want to pick up what is it? Hydraulic press?
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: What was that?
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Just crushing ship?
• 40:21
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Like that people put like marbles in between.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: There's a British woman who watches them. Yeah, yes, absolutely,
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: I see, though not even for a second. I don't
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: like gloss.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: She's amazing too crunchy.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Oh that was quite nice.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: You know what the thing is?
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: She her ship will pop up on my Instagram and
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, I gotta get I gotta get more
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: of these, and then to click on her profile and
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I can't find any of them.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think she is perfect. I agree with her
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: on every single one. Oh yeah, weirdly.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but do you think that that's like a confirmation bias,
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: like you think she says it simultaneously?
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Maybe right, I don't know, because you should.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Do one on your own and audit her and be
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: and you should go through each one and be like,
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: do I feel good about this and then watch her
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: video see how much you lined up on?
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: Well, there are ones where it starts before the press
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: has touched the thing, and I've already made what I think.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: I always I think that's gonna be great. I like that,
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: and then I don't, and she she can have that
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: as well. So that's interesting.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: That is interesting.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: You need a hydraulic press because some stuff you just
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: want to see. It's just like a masculine urge I think,
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: or maybe it's feminine too.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: If I got a hydraulic press and I put it
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: in my living room and I got like I have,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: like I have like a I have like a four
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: K camera, right like I have I have a sony camera,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: And I started just pumping out, like brain Rod, like
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: how much money do you think is in that? I
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: think I could make like ten k a month? Straight up?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I swear to god, I think I could easily.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, with just the hydraulic press.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Just the hydraulic press just breaking.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: I would just go to the trash like, yeah, yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I gotta go home. I'm evenna smash this ship.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: I think you need to be more uh more selective
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: than that, though, you know, you'd have to think about
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: what people would be curious to see wrecked.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, anything the coasters, crushing coasters in the hydraulic press.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: A million view, that's.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Like we got to hit a subscriber amount, Like we
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: got to hit some we gotta read some sort of
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: big before we're crushing the Joe Rogan cattle big time.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Because especially because it's not going to be a satisfying
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: crush at all, you don't know that I do what
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: will happen is the hydraulic press will put up a fight.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: The Rogan, I mean, the Rogan cattle bell will put
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: up a big fight against the press. And then you know,
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: the handle will probably just explode, it'll pop.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then and then you've created an ied.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Now you just got Rogan's head.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Now, now it's that movie warfare on the street outside
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: your apartment.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: That is the problem. You need a lot of protective gear.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Did I ever tell you, guys, I know I've told
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: this story before. Just I'll tell you quickly. One time
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: after Christmas when I was living in Brooklyn Heights, I
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: lived on the fifth floor of a walk up and
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: I needed to get rid of my Christmas tree. Yeah,
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: and I could have just dragged it all the way
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: down the hallway, but I knew that that would create
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: a huge amount of needles, pine needles and all that. Yeah,
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: it's a mess, And so I decided to just look
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: out my window and drop it out the window if
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: no one was around at that studeo.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Honestly, when you said you had a Christmas tree on
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: the fifth floor, that was the first thing I thought, right.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: But here's what happened off the dude, this was the problem.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: I had this great, this metal sort of ornamental grate
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: in front of the window because there was no there
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: was no nothing. The whole window opened, so there was
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: like and it was it was this low, so you
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: could easily have fallen out. So they had put this
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: old kind of flaking black heavy metal great that came
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: up to about I don't know your waist right to
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: create some kind of a railing. And I pushed the
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: tree out and it gets caught on the grate, so
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: I start shoving it and shoving it, and all of
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: a sudden, both the tree and the grate come loose
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: and start falling. And this great weighed seventy five thousands. Yeah, yeah,
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: and it I remember looking out the window. It was
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: just I remember the silence. There was silence as they fell.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: And then the grate hit the ground and it exploded
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: into four thousand pieces of metal that went everywhere, and
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: there was a line of cars along the block and
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: one of them there its alarm started going on. Oh yeah,
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: and I remember being like, I need to get out
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: of the window, and I just sort of faded back
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: and then I went down and later and like dragged
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: the tree to the place that was supposed to be
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: and then picked up the pieces to the Great and
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: later on my super two weeks later, he came by
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: to like look at something, and he's like, all right,
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: I need to talk to you about something. And I
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: was like, what's up. He goes one of your neighbors
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: who lives below you said that they saw a Christmas
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: tree fall out the fucking window. It just it just
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: dropped by the window like a poet saw a Christmas
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: tree and then heard the explosion of the Great. Dude
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: it to this day. It is one of the dumbest
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Probably I've done some dumb shit in my life that
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: is up there as a top three dumbest thing that
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: I could have done. I could have easily killed somebody, Yeah,
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: easily easily. Yeah, very I did check to make sure
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: that no one was coming, because I didn't want anyone
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: to see me throw a Christmas tree off the fifth
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: floor of a window. But even so, you know, if
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: someone had walked out of the entrance of my building
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: right at that minute and and and been gored by
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: the ball bearings of the Great, or if.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: You had made sure that there was enough space and
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: then you threw it and then the grade exploded and
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: like pierced their back because they were like far away.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: That would be so. I mean, what's the opposite of
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: a Christmas miracle?
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: A Christmas nightmare?
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: That would have been a Christmas nightmare? That really would
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: have been a Christmas nightmare?
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Nightmare on fucking street you lived, I think so, Yeah,
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: in Brooklyn, in Brooklyn nights.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't realize that. I used to go to
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: a doctor and I always said I thought it was
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: one of the best street names in Brooklyn.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Harry knows, he's been over there.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: You know what's funny. Yesterday when we were shooting, we
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: were talking. We were talking sports and whatnot, as men do,
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: and uh, we were we were like, I was like,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: fights have you been watching the Stanley Cup at all?
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: And he was like I watched Game two and I
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: was like yeah, same man. I was like, I'm definitely
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: gonna watch Game three tonight and uh and then we
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: were like is basketball on tonight too? And then collectively,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: like six of us were all like no, not Basketball's tomorrow.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: We were like, damn, it's crazy. How long have a
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: break they have? And then I got home and I
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: went to turn on the hockey game, and I realized
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: that basketball was on Sunday and talkie was tonight. And
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: it was funny because we were all fully like collective,
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: We talked about it for like five minutes straight and
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: we were all fully convinced, dude, just collectively.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: Are you for real with what you just said out loud?
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: That was the dumbest, most worthless. That was so not
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: what I was expecting. I thought there'd be something there.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: I thought it was.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: I thought you have we through. I thought you were
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: trolling me.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Thought it was a great story.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: I was like, surely there's more than just scheduling to this.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: I think it's funny that everyone thought that the one
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: game was on and we were all wrong.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: That's what was unique.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Got a great got a lot of the group ship, dude,
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: because there's a little callback, you know, I texted them
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: when the game started.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: By the way, you're all wrong. You're a great storyteller
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: and you are very funny. That was so out of
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: character for you. You agree, Am I wrong? That was nuts?
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: I was. I wasn't gonna say anything at first, but
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: but that that was I'm like below your standard of
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: a notable life. Spirit man.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: That was crazy.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, I get it.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Well, just explain what Maybe I'm missing something.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was funny.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: But like, what was that? What was the part that I'm.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Not going to dig deeper into trying trying to find
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: what was funny about it?
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: It was the fact that we everybody was wrong.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Everyone was wrong.
• 48:50
  Speaker 16: Yes, holy smokes man, I was gonna until Francis said
• 48:57
  Speaker 16: something out It was like maybe deep in the recent
• 49:00
  Speaker 16: this in my brain, I was like, that was a
• 49:01
  Speaker 16: little bit light for what you're usually back what usually
• 49:04
  Speaker 16: it was.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, hey, it wasn't meant to be a grand slam,
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: you know, it.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Was just a thought start. Yeah, it was a thought start,
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: a conversation take us from one.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like shell shocked right now. I don't know.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: I really don't think it was I don't think it
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: was that bad.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: I think that what happened was I was watching you tell,
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: and I was excited about your story, and then I
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: heard you almost realize mid story.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: I don't think there's a whole lot here.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: I think you were expecting more. You had some weird
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: false expectation. We're deep into the show. If I had
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: something good, it would have already been said. I'm not
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: saving ship for past an hour in or however long.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: And we are fair enough, fair enough. I mean, you know,
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: maybe it hurt that you had to follow the Christmas
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: tree story.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I just want to know what kind of stuff.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't know we were like writing for
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: the show, start preparing some bits.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, because I saw you before.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: I saw you look at your hand and be like,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: I think I've told you guys, the story of the Christians.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: I think I have said that story before, but I do.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think you have. I don't think I've ever
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: heard that story. I do want to wait.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Before you sweach what are you not telling us?
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Did you censor something from that story?
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Not at all. No.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: I was saying, if that's the that stuff is so boring,
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: and you're saying it out loud, like, what's the other
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: stuff that's going on in your life that's not remarkable?
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Not nothing exactly.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: I think that's the point.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: I split Gate two came out for a wominal game it.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: I loved the desk story. I loved that.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was fantas juicy as hell.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: There's so many brands.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: I'm happy with my performance due you are.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: We rely on you.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: I feel like you guys are trying to like get
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: in my head.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: But I'm not no, no, no no.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: I was never said you asked about it.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have even said I'm not worried a lot
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: of tomorrow when we record, I'm bringing bits.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, good, good, good good.
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: Quickly, I just want to issue a quick shout out
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: to a very serious, a great listener of ours. His
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: name's Vince, and he's in the Navy, and he's about
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: to deploy on a submarine for six months, and he's uh,
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: he just got engaged, and uh, he's a big time listener,
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: and I just want to shout him out.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: What you say to a man.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Little navy riff seamen something with that.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Just busting balls here. He's a fan of the show.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: That's great. I love that. Shout out to Vince. Thanks
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: for listening. Hopefully you guys get serviced down underwater. I
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: don't even know.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they have better WiFi than we could possibly comprehend.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: You're probably right, they'd have to, dude. Submarine submarines are nuts.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Could they go they go down? They're on them for
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: so long, and it's such a small days.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Even if no matter who you are in the Navy,
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: don't you have to do at least thirty days on
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: a submarine or something. I don't know, I'm talking out
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: of my ass.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: I know that you you get like assigned to submarines,
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: and I think the Navy knows that that is a
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: tough assignment, right, so they end up. I think the
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: pay is the best, and then I think it is
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: like a long period on and then you get a
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: long period off.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: I think that's the case.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: One conjugal too, not very funny.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to honor forces here.
• 52:34
  Speaker 11: You know, I didn't laugh much at that Navy story
• 52:40
  Speaker 11: with that fan of our funny about it sounds like
• 52:43
  Speaker 11: we're losing a listener.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: It sounds like we're gonna we just lost a listener
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: to the submarines. I can't imagine he's gonna be listening
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: to the pod much now, and then I probably gonna
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: be working. That story disappointed me more than anything.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: Gosh a little defensive there, you know, Look, we got
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: to call I'm just speaking, I know, you would do
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: the same to me if I had said if I
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: had said something like.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: That, Francis, are you at a point in comedy where
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: if you were walking, so you were walking like in
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: your neighborhood and you saw like Bill Burr walking down
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: the street, But that'd be something that would if like
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: it's be like, holy should there was Bill BurrH? Or
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: would you literally just walk by and be like, I
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: don't give a fuck.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: No, I would would I would be thrilled to see
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Bill Burr?
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Would you say anything or not?
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: I would, yeah, because I've talked to him a lot.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, I said something with him when he came
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: into barstool in like twenty nineteen.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I forgot. He has like old barstool ties.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: And and I saw him recently and I went and
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: saw us play. So I have things I can yeah, compliments,
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: I can give him.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Sense, We'll give another level comedian at that level that
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: you're to make the story.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't know, Louis, Louis, I would be I wouldn't
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: say anything, wouldn't say anything. No, cool, I don't have
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: anything to I don't know him.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: I saw I was walking in I saw Louie and
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: I didn't say anything, Oh, that's what your devil, And
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: I was like thrilled. Yeah, I was thrilled that I
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: saw him. But immediately I was like, I'm not gonna
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: say i've seen him insane. If I said something that would.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Be what, like what level? If you're like, I'm a
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: big fans, I don't know.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: I Hey, what's up. But I was like, I'm not gonna,
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: I've seen Louis three times randomly in New York City.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: That was the only time I've ever That was actually
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: probably the only time I've ever really seen like a
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: really famous person in the city.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: I've seen some. I've seen some. Sometimes it's fun to
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: spot them because they often wear hats and sunglasses and
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: you have to be like, wait a second.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: I've seen like people like at comedy clubs.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Obviously, but that doesn't it's more interesting to see them
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: out in the wild. I've seen John Mulaney twice. One
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: time he was going into Whole Foods. I saw Louis
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: and Whole Foods in line. Interesting, and he was talking
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: to the woman behind him, this older woman, and she
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: had no idea who he was. Yeah, yeah, and they
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: were talking about like the price of chicken, and I
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: was like, that is awesome. And I was three people
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: in of them, and I was just listening to be like,
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: she has no fucking.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: Hey, can I buy his chicken?
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know who? It would like who I would stop?
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Do you mean stop? Like? I think there's a difference
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: between stopping someone in saying I don't know who.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: I would say Hi.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: Would you say something to Sebastian if you saw him?
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: Would you be like, I really love your work or whatever?
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: No?
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Probably you don't think it feels I bet it feels
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: nice to the people for you to just very in
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: passing without wanting anything from them, being like big fan.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: True, I think that that's I get where you're coming from,
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: where you probably don't want to bother them or like
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: be a weirdo to them.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: But if you're like I appreciate your work as like
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: a flyby and ask for nothing from them, I think
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: you're like a value add true.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe I think that's totally fair. I also think
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: I had I remember that Louis said once on a
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: podcast that he does not like when people he sees
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: that people recognize him in New York. And it's because
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: he likes to just exist and sort of experience New
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: York on an anonymous level, and he rides the subway
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: and things like that.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Right, So let's give him all of his fame and that. Yeah,
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: pick one, dude, seriously, Let's give him the riches and
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: the end.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: So I knew when I saw him the first time
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: I saw him that I had that ringing in my head.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: And I was walking out of a coffee shop in
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: the West Village and he was walking in with his
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: daughter and I saw him and I went like that,
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: and then I just went with my cup and he
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: went subtle nod. Then he came in through the door,
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: and I was so proud of myself.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: This yeah, and then I've passed him.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: And then you called everyone you knew pretty much?
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did text my friends.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: Did I tell you?
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: They were stoked.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: I went and saw the old Brennan's opening night of
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: his three mics show, just randomly. I bought tickets and
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: went and saw it recently. This was years ago, uh,
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: And it was in that tiny little theater off of
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: Lafayette Street. I can't even remember what that place is called,
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: but that's where he was running it, and I went
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: and saw it and I sat down in my seat
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: with my buddy, and then in came to sit next
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: to us, and I'll do this in order. Yeah, Dave Chappelle,
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: Damn Trevor, Noah, Chris Rock, John Legend, Chrissy Tagan, Colin Jost,
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: they all sat six Oh god, they were sitting like.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: When they order a cheese pizza next.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: To me.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: On the show if Epstein's Islands.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's Epstein's Island.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: No way, Chrissy t I love Chrissy running the island.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: No way.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot that your friend, your actual friend.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: She's a friend of mine.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know we had tas you know our
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: podcast had direct Jeffrey. Yeah, I thought we were all clean.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: I was talking to my friend Alan Dershowitz the other
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: day and he was saying the same thing.
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: Dude, it's crazy, how uh prevailing the Epstein Island thing is?
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: Is that ever gonna go away?
• 58:30
  Speaker 17: No?
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. But it also is kind of
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: weird because.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: It's like there's out of witness protection.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: I totally agree. There are sides to it though, where
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: it's like there's the side of like, oh I want like, yeah,
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: there should be the piece, people should be held accountable,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: And then there's a side of like if there's nothing,
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: like there's there seems to be a group of people
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: who would never admit it, but like they want it
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: to be more famous celebrity is than it is. Like
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: it I feel like it's gonna get.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: Like everything that conspiracy theorists.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: No, like not even like conspiracy theorists, not even that level,
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: but like like people on Twitter who are like like oh.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Uh, Angelina and Jolie and Brad Pitt.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, well those are conspiracy theorists. Well I
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: If I would. I'm not, but I don't mean like
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: I don't mean like fucking I'm not talking like war
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: mode conspiracies. I'm talking like, you know, baseline people who
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: are like super into politics and they're like, what do
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: you mean Bill Clinton isn't on the list, like furious
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: that like these people weren't raping kids, you know what
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: I mean? That's what I'm getting at. I see what
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: you mean, like that, I've seen that on Twitter.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: I would be so I would still classify those people
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: like they want they think there's smoke, so they they
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: assume there's fire. Yeah, but they're like, as you said,
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: they they want it to be true. They want to
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: affirm their suspicions, which again to me, I would I
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: would say, in the absence of evidence, that is your
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: conspired I.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Don't even mean like, I don't even mean like direct like,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: I mean like more political Like I think it's more
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: politically driven. Yeah, Like everyone hates Elon Musk. Elon Musk
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: tweets that Trump was on Epstein Island. I knew Elon
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: was the smart one all along.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 9: Oh, they came to his side from the people, did Yeah,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 9: the people who are obsessed about us yeah, and who
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 9: hate Trump and who hate Trump really yes, and then
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 9: people who don't hate Trump and loved Elon the whole time,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 9: and all of a sudden liked guy.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: I saw Elon do that, and I was like, give
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: me a fucking break, dude. Yeah, but that Epstein's Island
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: is this generation's like McCarthyism.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but some people are really dumb, you know.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: I thought that was so specious of Elon Musk. I
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: thought it was just thin as hell. Yeah, you're gonna
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: just like it's it's the oldest like fucking yeah, taking
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: your ball and punting it over the thing because you
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: can't play the game. You got kicked out. You got
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: kicked out of the game. And he's like, you know what,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: fucking Epstein's isle, Epstein's ile. Yeah.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: I just think like, isn't it like, isn't it like
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: if like.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: That's something Christy Teagan's friend would say, for sure, that.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Is a teaguing quote. But isn't it like it's not
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: it's not a quote. Wouldn't you be wouldn't you be,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: regardless of your thoughts on Trump, Like, wouldn't you be
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: more happy to learn that he wasn't molesting children?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: I get that.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: I like, if you found out that anyone was molesting children,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: wouldn't your initial reaction be like that sucks rather than like, yes,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: you're and I hated him all along. You're like, well, yeah,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: I knew it. Yeah, but it's like, well, what kids
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: had to molest for kad to be molested for you
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: to get that?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: Your heart went back to like a level of idealism
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: that hasn't existed in fucking yeah thirty since nine eleven.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you are right, you are right.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: When when for a moment people were like, actually, let's
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: not wish that things are worse than they are.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: It is, Yeah, you are right because it hasn't happening
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: for years. When it's like a a YouTuber gets in
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: trouble and then people are like finally and it's like,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: but you're still like celebrating that that person something.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: There's that great line from The Big Short when the
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: two young guys sell their uh their puts or whatever
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: on the housing market there.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Like people are gonna lose.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: It's like what you're what you're you're betting against the
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: American economy. People are gonna lose their houses, like stop dancing,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: you know. Yeah, for for those conspiracies to be true.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: If that gave those people glee, the the underlying truth
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: of that is that more people raped kids, then yeah,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: yeah that's a great point.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like, yeah, the whole revealing of the
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: like the I don't know, I guess people want the information,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: which I understand. I think it's more like but it's like,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: who's someone I'm trying to think of someone that I
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: like despise, like a famous.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: Person, uh Steiny.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: No, no, not him, But like I don't know, Like
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: let's say it's the end of the football season. It
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: looks like the Chiefs are gonna win. This is gonna
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: go to the super.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: Bowl again, when Stein's gonna win his big bet.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: And Sin is gonna win his big bet. I'm not
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: gonna be if it came out that Patrick Mahomes was
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: on the Epstein flight logs, I wouldn't be sitting there like, ah,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: let's go he raped all those kids.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but that's again, that's just because I
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: think you have other stuff to sustain your day.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true that new PC, but my new PC.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: When you get the power of that thing and you
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: feel that you can have like seven thousand tabs open
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: at once, yeah, you start to wonder, is this how
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: you get into Well? I think he was on the
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: list right, you know he started seventeen Twitter tweet deck.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: You're subscribing, yeah stuffs.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The morning I got the hydraulic press in the
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: corner working.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Overtime, making your like IRL split screen videos of the
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: hydraulic press and you talking about ship on the other side.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Just cutting subway surf and hydraulic press clips together.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: I love the idea that you're so fixated on the
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: Internet that you accidentally put your.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: Press instead of the press.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: Oh no, well, what's that? The new the new corporation
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: was a planter or whatever Palenteer. I'm not sure, but
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: they're they're aggregating everybody's information. So you're just making yourself
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: way easier to aggregate by putting it all in a tower.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is true. I'm gonna have to dispose of
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: the tower.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: That's the one that Cash Bettel was talking about, right,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: He's like, Oh, it's just gonna make it way easier,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: or I think maybe jd Vance was talking about it too.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: It's gonna make it way easier for the FBI or
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: whatever having a tower.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you have a tower that you're tweet decking
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: off of, it's easier for the FBI to find illegals.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: I see, do they know I'm on a VPN? Though?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: The first thing you do when you get a tower
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: is down on a VPN.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Do you actually know you should? Bro?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: I probably should. I do have some crazy like because
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: I forgot when you get a PC, you gotta get
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: like you gotta get like a virus protection. MAC just
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: comes with it all built in. Yeah, you never got
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: to worry about a virus.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, PC.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: Everything you do, it says like, permission for this to
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: access all of the files on your PC, permission for
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: this to make changes on your on your on your PC.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: I played, Uh. I played Halo split Gate two, which
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: if you like Halo Francis, you would love split Gate two.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: It's like a combination of Call of Duty and Halo.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Fun new arena game, free to play, Yeah, Halo, and
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: I played call I downloaded cod it was two hundred
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: and eighty gigabytes, so I deleted. I just wanted to
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: see what it was like to play Piece to play
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: CAD on PC, so I adjusted all the settings I
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: did to watch the whole setting story. I played like
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: two games. It was the exact same shit, better graphics,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: I will say, I have PS was pretty similar though.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: I haven't played video games in so long. And I
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: was at Change and he was off doing Rogan and
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: so I was like, oh, I'll play some video games.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: And I tried to turn it on. Yeah, buddy, it
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: was as if I was like trying to unlock files
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: to you know, Epstein's Island. It was the most complicated
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: ship to his code, you know that thing where you
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: got to hit like a combination of buttons and an Xbox. Yeah, no,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: I don't have that was crazy. We had to get
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: I had to get that.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: And then well then I went into his library of
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: games and I was like, oh, look there's Halo. Tried
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: to play Halo man, Nope, couldn't play Halo. You had
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: to download it. And then and it was like, well, what, okay,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: what do I what Halo do I want to play?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: And then I ended up getting this like pack that
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: include Haload three because that's the one, the last one
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: I knew really well, Halo three, which was great.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: Halo four came out like when I was like six.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I loved playing Halo three. Guardian was my favorite mape.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: What did you play it on?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: On Xbox?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: It's the original Xbox.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: You played it on Advocate, So I had.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: I had an Xbox three sixty.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Nice big, greatest console of all time.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: Really in a way, easily, Yeah, except you'd get those
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: three Rings of Death, the Red Ring of the Red
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: Ring of Death.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: Did you ever actually get it? I did have that,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: I never actually got it.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: And then my buddy, who was really into gaming, uh,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: did the work for me to send it back for
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: the under the warranty to get on very nice, which
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: was awesome because I wasn't going to do that. I
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: don't remember what I got him in return. Maybe I
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: got him some some food.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: That that sounds like a proper exchange.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but we I was trying to play, and so
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: then I, you know, I couldn't figure out how to
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: get that going. It was crazy. It was like you
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: you're You're system is not you have to download a
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: new thing in order to be able to play this.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: That's what like.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: Gaming is, Like, what the fuck?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: It's constantly updating, downloading.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: So then I went into the games that he already
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: had downloaded, and a lot of those had crazy things
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: that I, for some reason I couldn't play. So then
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: I ended up just playing Mortal Kombat. Oh it was okay, man,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: what about Hell Let Loose? Yeah, Shane set that up
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: for me later. But even just choosing a map was impossible.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: I was going through lobbies and.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: Hell that Loose is and I've played that.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: The maps are humongous. I don't don't even find the.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: AC you can't find the answer.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: It just I just ended up running for until the
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: game ended. Yeah, it was like the other teams won.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: You just did Cardio.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: I didn't see a single person.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: The biggest maps of all time, and there's like seven
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: hundred people on both teams.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: There's a nightmare.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: But there's no like you don't see. There's no like
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: like username that pops above their head or anything like.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: It's just there on the screen. Just move around like
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: in the shadows, and then you don't even know if
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: you kill them, you just shoot in their direction.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: I I didn't. I didn't really have a good time,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: and I was really disappointed. And I remember the simplicity
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: of taking a disc and putting it into the machine
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: and then it boots up and you're playing the game,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: and it's like, do you want to play campaign or
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: do you want to play multiplayer?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: And that was it. So I do want to play.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: I want to play Halo with you. Yeah, you should
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: get it. I got it for free. I wouldn't even
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: know which Halo we're talking about now.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: It's like Halo Infinite. I think that's the current one,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: but I haven't played Halo since Halo Reach.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: You're not gonna You're not gonna get addicted first.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna get addicted, but I'm not even gonna
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: be able to get in.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: If you just get an Xbox, dude, an Xbox like
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: series Z S or X or whatever it is. They're like,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: I think they're like two hundred bucks.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, money doesn't grow on trees, you know, and then
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: you get to get yourself like A we can't all
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: buy monitor.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: It's another two fifty our Zopa, great brand.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: I can't play it on my television.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Oh you can if you want to have you know,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: terrible FBS latency input delay is does Shane play on
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: a TV?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, as far as I can tell, Yeah.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: That's not the I mean, you can do that, it's
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: just not what it is.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: He on fraud Watch for that.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: A little bit. Yeah, depends on the games you play,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: Like a first person shooter on like a I'd assume
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: what is it, like an eighty inch flat screen? Yeah,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: saying a first person shooter on that is insane. You're
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: just not going to get your.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: Best performance swinging with the donut.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: The input delay has to be when you.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: Go to the tournaments and you play on a little
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: thirteen inch screen, it becomes way easier exactly eight inch.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: I am stoked that you got a PC. I'm pumped
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: about it.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, like it got over.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: The hump because I was telling you for so long,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: you can you can afford this, and you said.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: No, Yeah, you were, you were very I was thinking
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: about that the entire time I was doing it. I
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: was like, Francis was dead on because I've been saying.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: I was like, I think it's like four grand for
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: a PC and it wasn't even one thousand dollars.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: That's so awesome.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: You're a laptop for a computer that will last forever
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: because you can just upgrade the parts constantly.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: That's cool.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: So what part lasts forever?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know anything about it. I
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: just got it. I'm hoping I don't have to upgrade
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: my part yet. Yeah, I got a decent I think.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: I think my motherboard is pretty solid. I got sixteen
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: gigabytes of RAM.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: Not bad.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: It's plenty of RAM.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: That's plenty of RAM. And if I need more, I
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: should get more RAM.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you could easily get more RAM. I don't even
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: know what RAM.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: Memory, some random access memories.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: It's some sort of memory thing with like I think
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: it's like how much space your computer. I don't know.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: I never knew RAM or I never knew horsepower.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's something with how much your computer is using.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: I think I don't know. I have this whole screen
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: up that says like CPU percentage and shit like how
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: much is being used?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: So what's the next big upgrade for your PC?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: See? People just want to know nothing celebrate.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: I played Call of Duty on it, which I would
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: assume is one of the more advanced, faster moving games
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: that you could play other than like I don't know
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: what elden ring or something shit with the graphics and
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: it operated completely fine, So I don't know what else
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: I would need. But unless I was like streaming, what's.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: The difference between your PC and a five thousand dollars PC?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: More RAM yeah, or better graphics better.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: Better graphics, better, more lights, more lights, because I want
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: the best for my boy, like I was getting. I
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: think I when I played COD I think I peaked
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: at like one hundred and twenty five fps, which is
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: like fine, it's good, it's not great. Like the the streamers,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: the dudes that are like huge when you watch their games,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: they're getting like over like two hundred and fifty fps,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: double one hundred more. Oh right, they can get up
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: I think to like around three.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: Did you say one twenty five for you? Yeah, and
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: then they have two fifty Yeah that's double.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: No, it's yeah, it is exactly double. I was thinking
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: one fifty three hundred the whole thing. Don't worry about it.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: I was gonna let us, thought, I'm not trying to.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Tatting Francis is on my ass.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: No I'm not. I did that gently. I did that.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: You you corrected me, my ass, You corrected me. So
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: I said, wait a second, am I wrong? And then
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: I did the math and I thought, no, not, but
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: you know what, that's okay. I I am still thrilled
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: that you got your PC.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: You know what I will, You know what I will? Uh,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: this was kind of funny. I already told you guys
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: this though, But I was saying, I've been I've been
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: waking up with like my throat super dry, super congested,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm definitely snoring because I've been
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: sleeping on my back. So I did what you've you've
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: recommended in the past, which was the mouth tape with
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: the eyemass, and I set my alarm for this was yesterday.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: I set my alarm for ten thirty am, went to
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: bed at like, went to bed around like midnight or
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: maybe one. I woke up at two pm. God, I
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: look up at two pm in the same position with
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: the mouth tape still on and ask still on. I
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: checked my phone, dude, and I was like, I was
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: like no. I was like, I was like, I must
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: have Did I take a nap?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: Is it daylight?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: SA? And I just will I was like, this can't
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: be possible, dude.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: If I woke up at two pm, I would be terrified.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: All you got to do in a situation like that,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: because that is like you wake up and you're like,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: I'm the biggest piece of shit on the planet. How
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: the fuck could this it possibly happen?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: You have four hours time, you might as well have
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: dinner exactly four breakfast.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: You kind of just gotta you just gotta do what
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: you can with what you got, and you gotta you
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: gotta just like put it in the back burner and
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: be like, be like, I just got to operate, like
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: I've already been awake for eight hours.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: Even at the height of my puberty, even at like
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: the most angsty teenage stage in my life, I don't
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: know if I ever slept.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: I haven't slept. I haven't slept in that plate. I
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: think I'm happy for you.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: I felt so good. Did it feel good? Did your
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: brain feel like?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: I felt good. I was able to fall asleep at
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: like one last night. Actually that's not true. I probably
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: went to bed at like.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: Two thirty Jesus Christ.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: But I did make I was productive with it because
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, I played video like I we.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Shot played video games.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: Well, we shot, we shot, we filmed. It was a Sunday,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: we were we were doing work four barstool, not typically
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: something you see around these parts.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: So we did it.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: We shot, you know, we shot on a Sunday, and
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: then we uh And then I went home. I played
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: some video games and then I got off and I
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: was like, well, I'm definitely not gonna be able to
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: fall asleep. So I wrote for like an hour and
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: then I went to bed.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like you just gotta gotta And then
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: I woke up at nine today to punish myself. Okay,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: So because I went to bed around like two thirty,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I was like, doesn't matter, You're
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: waking up at nine regardless it doesn't matter what time
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: you're falling asleep tonight. We can't make you're not waking
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: up at two pm tomorrow, dude.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: On the night of the premiere, I went to bed
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: at five am. Five am.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: I woke up at like nine to thirty. Yeah, and
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: I have not recovered from that still.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: That was. That was five days ago. Yeah, I'm telling
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: you all through my time in Chicago, I was a wreck.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: I had.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: I don't mean to get gross, but we talked about
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: this a lot. I had diarrhea in Chicago, and it
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: was for like a day and a half and it
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: was in the type where every forty five minutes I
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: had to go I would I would finish going to
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: the bathroom and get up, and then twenty minutes later
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, I have to go to the bathroom again, and.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: It's like an hour glass. There's just say asshole, dude.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: It was. It was so insane and I I was
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: not hungry because I didn't feel well, so I was
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: just drinking tons of water. And I told Brandon before
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: the fucking Friday show, I go, dude my opener. Brandon.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: I was like, Dude, you need to be prepared to
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: come on stage while I'm on I've had to do that.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: I was like, you, I there is no telling if
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: five it could be five minutes into my set, then
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, everybody. And I would have told
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: the crowd. Yeah, I would have been like, I would
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: have been honest with them, like, guys, I'm just gonna
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: level with you here. Uh, I have horrific digestive problems
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: right now, and I might need to jump off stage,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: but I'll be right back and Brandon will come out
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: say hi to you. Guys. He loved Brandon. You loved him,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: and he and I might just be you know, swapping
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: might be a little revolving door.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: I've had it happen where I've had to When when
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: I was in comics doing comics Roadhouse, Yeah, the casino,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: we were Me and Mook did that gig and that's
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: when you only got it's just two men show. And
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: I had to do that. It was in between the
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: late show and the early show. I had to find
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: the manager and ask him to get me a modium.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I was like, dude, Like Moke
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: was on stage and I was like, I won't be able.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not even kidding, I won't be
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: able to go up, and they got it and I
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: went up, and as me and Mouke were passing on stage,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, be ready, be ready for.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: What you're gonna want to stretch.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: The thing with Mook probably knew him when I said
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: be ready, he knew immediately what I meant.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: He's probably telling you that as the opener. Yeah ready.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: I got a short leahrom myself.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: I've never taken amodium, and uh, it works, and.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: I think fucking amazing.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: One of the reason I've never taken it is that
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: one time I took gas X gas X, it was
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: like I had taken a my my stomach. I'll never
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: forget the knots yet. It was like, oh, we're just
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: gonna tie off your butthole.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: It doesn't It doesn't help with gas.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: It hurts so much.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: Dude, Dude, I'll have the worst gas pains ever and
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: I'll take gas X and it'll they'll get worse. It
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: does not. It does not release anything. It just shuts
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: it down.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: So that's why I thought taking emodium. I kind of
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: equated it where I thought, this is gonna stop stop
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: her up.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: It definitely. I said I'd take.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: Something from my body, but that seemed bad to me.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: It might shut you down for a day, You'll be
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: firing up the next day. No, it's not painful, Okay,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: it just shuts you down.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: You've got to try it just recreationally. Yeah, take a
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: little microdose of it, just to get a taste.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: I will say that. You know, this was like I
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: went on like a five or six day basically bender. Yeah,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: of just terrible food, lots of late nights drinking, right.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: John Love, it's Veronica Slowikowska.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: No, But what I My point is that I went
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: straight from Austin to Chicago and and that when I
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: had that diarrhea, I mean it was brought on from
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: this civil war I was putting myself through and on
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: the other side of it. Yesterday when I finally emerged
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: and got home, I have never looked better in my life.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: I was so like, that's all you need, just reset
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: fucking hydrated.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: And I was like.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: God, damn, dude, nothing makes you look better than diarrhea.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: Two days of diarrhea, Yeah, that's true.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: Get all the water weight out, juice clean was a cleanse.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: It was great, and the juicer is your buttle, your
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: your bum.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: It's like I vacuum sealed my skin around my own body.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: I wish any any still frames from that, any stills, No,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: nothing that he can show.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: Yea, now it's all on the desktop.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: Into my hidden file.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely got to take advantage of my new hacking abilities.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: You're probably the one who got me.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I could, now, that's for sure.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: Really easily. I put multi factor on all my ship.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: Good luck. Multi multi factor is getting a little getting
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: to be a little much.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: I know I have multiple outside apps that like double
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: double protect, three factor, four factors.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, multi factor to sign in for fear factor.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: The two factor thing is necessary. I am in the
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: midst of a fucking battle. Oh my god, do you
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: know who I'm battling with?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: By the way, two factor easy pass, mm hmm, that's
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: going to be a tough fight.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: Broan, I'm assuming you have easy at What in the
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: fuck is going on with tolls?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: It's the congestion pricing.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: Bro tolls are I mean, do you remember when you'd, like,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: as a kid, be on a road trip with your
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: family and you just throw like a quarter into.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: A bucket and then it's like Okay, now you.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: Can drive to Michigan. Yeah, I'm telling you. I drove
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: down to DC for my dad's birthday and back. The
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: cost to do that driving was like one hundred and
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: twenty dollars of tolls.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's insane.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: And it's all from the bridges in New Jersey. Anytime
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: you cross a bridge in New Jersey, it's sixteen dollars.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucked congestion pricing.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: The congestion pricing is nine bucks and the Hudson the
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: Hudson Tunnel toll is sixteen dollars. So just to come
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: into the city that way, it's twenty five. Right. Yeah,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: but there's all these other bridges that you got across.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: Delawar's tolls, Washington's you know, DC's tolls or whatever. Like
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, I went through.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: It's cheaper to take a train round trip by fall.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: Dude, it's crazy.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: It's probably cheaper to fly, cheaper to take Uber.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 12: Yeah, honestly, what are Uber drivers making? What percentage dold
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 12: they make easily? No, I think it's I think Uber
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 12: is making six figures off of them. I think that
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 12: they're making labor.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: Which I don't think they make a ton. I don't
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: think they make terrible money though.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: Really in Manhattan, because every car has got to be black,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: like it's got to be an escalator.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it costs so much. But yeah, I think
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: it's not good.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: You're getting that picture for us.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: I did take a picture of myself, but it's pretty gay.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: I just want to see it.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: You want to see I'm in a towel at my
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: golf club. No, I'm not even go show. It's two good.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: Let me see. I'm not gonna don't go to Harry.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to judge you.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: I was pretty. I was pretty ripped in this picture.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: You see it?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it looks like the goddamn Venus Demilo.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: This is diarrhea body right, Jesus Christ.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: Bro looks like Steve Garbin up there.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: It's it Hairballs tuning out. Can't handle it all right.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: I'm just good on your body.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: Bro, Hairball. You know what I want to do. I
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: talked to hair Ball about this. I pitched him on this.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: He didn't respond. I said, no, I can't do this.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: I want to train Harry for content.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: That's when you lose me.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to go. You're in the gym you're
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: working out and you're constantly complaining about being sore.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: I think I haven't complained about being sore in months.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: It says no. Let's say he says no. It's a
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: definite note because usually he'll say yes. In a real
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: answer will be.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: No, that's true, that is true. Yeah, no is usually
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: the answer is yes, and then down the road it
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: will be now. But I'm saying no right off the bat.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: You realize a million years if you and I did it.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: I did that for barstool already, I hated it. What
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: when when I do the whoop thing? Oh, I was
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: in good shape.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: Then this would just be you and me going into
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: one of those private gyms, right yeah, and zero interest
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: doing I don't know, a couple of workouts.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Get like Klemor or Tommy to do something like that.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: I'm not it's got to be I'm not.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: Gonna be on camera sweating and like lifting up one
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: hundred pounds, and.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: It would be a fun piece of content.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: It would be you can go solo.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: If you did it for Ron dot com.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: Even now, still absolutely I would be that would rip
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: on un I'm not doing it. Don't you guys do it?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: We'll do Halo.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: You guys can do it. I'll do Halo for sure. Yeah,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: but you guys, you guys play Halo.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: I'd like to play Halo.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's play Halo. Uh what we'll do? One v
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: ones because I'm not good at I've played Halo very little.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: I think it's a good I think it's a good.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: Like I don't even I only have the settings down.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: I got to figure out Halo Reach though, if that's
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: the newest one, I don't know.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: No, No, Halo Reach is not even close to the
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: newest one.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: Giving in points.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we can give them points, give you three points.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: But I need to figure out, like what the new
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: technology and guns are like and throws all that, because
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: in Halo three, the new thing that they had with
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: these orbs that you could throw that would deplete someone
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: shield or you know what I mean. No, No, not
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: a grenade like power balls that you'd pick up and
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: you could throw them and if someone walked through its radius,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: then it would deplete their shield and then you could
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: shoot them.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: That was a new thing for that and I'm sure
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: that so many new things like that have come out
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: since then.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. It usually goes game by game. Well,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: some games are easier to play than others. Yeah, like
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: every year, like this year, Call of Duty is just
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: on the ground and they just release the trailer for
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: Black Ops seven and it's all jet packs and ship mm.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: But uh, we'll take I'll take a look. Okay, we'll
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: get the logistics down. I mean, you're gonna have to
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: practice if we want to make this a good video,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: or we could do. But the thing is, I will,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: But I am going to practice.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: Because you were so embarrassed when we played Madden. Yes, yeah,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: I get that.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: So how many points do you want? What's your handicap?
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: Well, why don't Why don't I play the game first?
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: That's what I just said.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: I have said you weren't going to.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 7: Huh.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: I said, that's what I just said, And you said
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: you weren't going to.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know that I said that.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: I said, I said, well, you should practice before, and
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: you said, well, I didn't practice for Madden.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that doesn't mean that I'm not going to
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: practice for that.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: That's what insinuates, for sure. It's definitely what it hints at.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: I think I was just saying that to give you
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: a little bit of a little brotherly chef.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: Shout out to the birds, the birds brotherly chef.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah to Bush.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: All right, all right, I am in uh Amarillo really Ario.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: Websites for that at ron dot com, dot dot com.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm kind of off the grid for a little.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: Same on Netflix, but I'll.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: Be in in the fall. I have a lot coming
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: out coming up Phoenix and Philly and Boston, Austin and.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a bunch coming up in the fall
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: as well somewhere else.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: I'm also going to be in Destin, Florida.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 7: Hell yeah, cool, alright, alright, was a.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 8: Step still under grounds, so game around.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: Falling long way falling so.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 4: Was so.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: So then you need so.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 17: No, I'm coming. I'm on a phone long I was
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 17: on your phone, and one.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: I was on your phone.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 8: In one.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: I was on your phone in the street. Can take me?
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 8: I was phoning why sae just a distant the fast,
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  Speaker 8: fastal paper, the go.
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  Speaker 17: Just a mo not really take the head if you
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