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Warheads on Foreheads · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:04
  El Guapo: The.
• 0:07
  El Guapo: And now is the time when things are shifting.
• 0:10
  El Guapo: We're going to be a new World order out there, leading nice cover who are fake news.
• 0:20
  El Guapo: I am not suicidal.
• 0:24
  El Guapo: We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back. I'll circle back with you.
• 0:29
  El Guapo: Do not come, do not come.
• 0:34
  El Guapo: I'm gonna come.
• 0:36
  Testecleese: Hello! Hello! Hello! And welcome to episode 290 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:42
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:43
  Testecleese: We'll just you guys drinking some beer. Sorry what's going on. We got Guapo with us again. He managed to make a opening sequence another time, and the repeat offender, who I don't know if he's ever been on the beginning before.
• 0:57
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't think so.
• 0:58
  Ron Pascoe: No, no, you do that time.
• 1:02
  Testecleese: Time this time. Zone difference, you know. Yeah.
• 1:05
  Testecleese: yeah, it's tomorrow morning over there, right.
• 1:07
  El Guapo: In the future.
• 1:08
  Ron Pascoe: It's in the future, boys, and it's looking good for you.
• 1:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm still still waiting for the lotto numbers.
• 1:15
  Ron Pascoe: I'll tell you, Buddy.
• 1:16
  Brian McFadden: There's a 25% recovery fee for the repeat offender for that.
• 1:21
  Testecleese: Vinyl rat.
• 1:24
  Testecleese: Oh, shit.
• 1:25
  Ron Pascoe: Very random.
• 1:26
  Testecleese: The very new.
• 1:27
  Testecleese: If I knew you were going to be here this week I would have. I came across some Australian news, and I would have shared it, but I completely forgot it was about
• 1:35
  Testecleese: it's oh, well, oh, well.
• 1:39
  Testecleese: anyway! Hey! Remember that Democrat up in Massachusetts on the City Council, who stole the money from the Boston taxpayers.
• 1:45
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:48
  Testecleese: She's been sentenced. Well, I'm sorry. Yeah. She's looking at a year in prison and a $13,000 fine.
• 1:55
  Testecleese: And
• 1:56
  Testecleese: well, she's going to be resigning from her office on the 4th of July, which I laughed at like you've.
• 2:01
  El Guapo: Been convicted.
• 2:02
  Testecleese: But she doesn't have to. She can't be forced out of the job until her sentence starts.
• 2:08
  Testecleese: So that's Boston for you, right.
• 2:13
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness!
• 2:14
  Testecleese: A lot of updates! Oh, go ahead!
• 2:17
  El Guapo: No, I forgot. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Keep going!
• 2:18
  Testecleese: That's it. A lot of updates coming out lately concerning the Camaro Camillo, Anthony case.
• 2:25
  El Guapo: If you remember, he's the young black.
• 2:27
  Testecleese: Man who stabbed the young white man through the heart at a track event in Texas.
• 2:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:34
  Testecleese: Well, I don't know if you guys remember, but they asked for a half 1 million dollars in help for legal aid.
• 2:41
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:42
  Testecleese: And then they went out and bought a million dollar house.
• 2:46
  Testecleese: And now check this out. Now they're going to go with a court appointed attorney, and they're asking for another 1.4 million dollars for legal.
• 2:53
  Brian McFadden: I bet I bet they don't get it.
• 2:56
  Testecleese: If not, if you're going to go with the public defender, why do you need all this money like? And you're buying just like, plm.
• 3:03
  Testecleese: guys, yeah, not saying because he's black. His family's black, but because, yeah, they.
• 3:08
  Testecleese: the founders of Blm did the same thing with all their donations, bought themselves houses.
• 3:12
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 3:14
  El Guapo: It's funny because this family, the the Plackett family. They kind of well off. I heard they got like money like they.
• 3:23
  Testecleese: That's what they told us when everyone was like, Wow, you guys are looking to do this court case, and you went and bought a million dollar house.
• 3:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, I like, I don't know if it like, when people get extra money, just amplify like this, like the bad habits or something like that. What.
• 3:39
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing. Even if you have bad habits. Wouldn't you be more worried about your your.
• 3:43
  El Guapo: I know. No, I know. I know that.
• 3:45
  Testecleese: Risen forever.
• 3:45
  El Guapo: No, but I just thought about it. Hold on. The family is like kinda they're not doing bad. So the cool man, yeah, but the cool man is all this money, and, like you kids are about to go to prison, and at least trying to get him like
• 3:59
  El Guapo: some like life sentence, you know, like, if it was guilty, you know.
• 4:03
  El Guapo: which we don't know. Still innocent until proven guilty, you know.
• 4:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. Video came out.
• 4:10
  Testecleese: This dude just straight up, reached his bag and stabbed the kid.
• 4:14
  Testecleese: Sheesh, anyway.
• 4:18
  El Guapo: Great,
• 4:22
  Testecleese: Oh, rep Macgyver, she is the one that fought the ice agents. Remember.
• 4:28
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 4:28
  El Guapo: Paper.
• 4:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know, when she didn't really fight dude. She pushed one guy and then overhanded fist, punched another guy.
• 4:36
  El Guapo: The Jersey chick.
• 4:38
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, she's looking at 17 years for this.
• 4:41
  El Guapo: Cheers.
• 4:41
  Testecleese: But she, she said that this is a woke attack from Trump.
• 4:45
  Testecleese: and it proves that she's been the target the whole time. It's like you're a nobody who works for a State government, not even Federal. And you went and tried to pick a fight with a Federal agent on video. This.
• 4:56
  El Guapo: Right.
• 4:56
  Testecleese: You. You blew it, you know.
• 4:58
  El Guapo: Yeah fuck it. She get. She deserved what she gets.
• 5:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, I agree, I mean.
• 5:05
  El Guapo: I mean, you know what? Probably they would have been linear here like, Hey, look! I got carried away my apologies, you know, like I do one or 2 years, or whatever it probably goes.
• 5:14
  Testecleese: Fine.
• 5:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, probably a fine or one or 2 years whatever. But now you're gonna be all fucking almighty and shit. And now they got evidence against you. Then I go like fuck. It, slam the hammer on her, you know.
• 5:27
  Testecleese: That's what we that's what we call a court tax you could have pled guilty and said.
• 5:32
  Testecleese: You know.
• 5:33
  El Guapo: Yeah. State of court fucking time and resource and shit, you know.
• 5:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Now you're taking money from the taxpayers to have a whole trial to go through all this garbage
• 5:42
  Testecleese: and fuck it. You're gonna serve more time. Now.
• 5:46
  Ron Pascoe: Remorsefulness. Guys, you know, it's just common. Once you show a bit of remorsefulness, they get a bit lenient on you.
• 5:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Exactly. If you just said, Yeah, I screwed up, and I I got caught up in the heat of the moment. I wasn't thinking
• 5:58
  Testecleese: it could easily been a fine.
• 6:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 6:01
  Testecleese: Especially since she didn't like continuously strike anybody. But it's still striking a Federal officer, you know.
• 6:07
  Ron Pascoe: That's child home here in Australia.
• 6:10
  Testecleese: That's what.
• 6:11
  Ron Pascoe: Jail, time, Gerald time.
• 6:14
  Testecleese: She's looking 17 years now.
• 6:16
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, Australia. It's prison time. Here.
• 6:20
  Testecleese: Okay. We mentioned that trump was nominated for the the Peace Prize because of Iran and Israel.
• 6:28
  Testecleese: We didn't mention that he was also nominated by Pakistan for ending the war with India.
• 6:35
  Testecleese: Now, India, yeah. So that's 2 different nominations he's gotten. But now now it looks like Pakistan's changing their mind on this nomination.
• 6:43
  El Guapo: Oh, my God! Whatever.
• 6:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, whatever it was still put in. So we'll see what happens. We all know that trump's not going to get a peace prize for actually bringing peace. He's not blowing up American children overseas right.
• 6:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 6:55
  Brian McFadden: That's what he's not the right political party to get a Nobel Peace Prize.
• 7:01
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 7:01
  Brian McFadden: That'll be. That'll be a damn.
• 7:05
  Testecleese: So I noticed gas prices have hit summer prices. So that means we've switched over the summer fuel.
• 7:11
  El Guapo: Hard for me to believe about that.
• 7:15
  Testecleese: It's a real thing, though.
• 7:19
  El Guapo: It's just like when you guys mentioned it last last time we were talking about it like what? No way is it.
• 7:24
  Testecleese: Like bullshit. He looks at me like what the fuck.
• 7:26
  El Guapo: I forgot. I don't know if I looked it up or not, how drunk I was.
• 7:29
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 7:30
  El Guapo: Bye, man.
• 7:31
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, gas went up from 2 99 to 3, 29 over here. And I was here.
• 7:36
  Brian McFadden: Starting to go back down. Now.
• 7:39
  Testecleese: True. But even with the gas price
• 7:42
  Testecleese: gas prices hitting, they're at the lowest. They've been in 4 years, and that's even with what's going on in the straight of Hormuz going on right now?
• 7:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's only 5% of the fucking fuels. Just the fuel.
• 7:54
  Testecleese: When I keep hearing how the economy's gone to shit. And everyone's telling me all stuff I'm like, where where are you guys living that you see this.
• 8:01
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 8:01
  Testecleese: You know.
• 8:03
  El Guapo: Oh, just because you got fired for a government job doesn't mean the economy is bad. We just cut into taxes, that's all.
• 8:12
  Testecleese: Yeah. And and they're like, Oh, yeah, look at the price of a dozen eggs. And Guy have been buying eggs.
• 8:17
  El Guapo: I just. I just thought that does it, for, like 3, $8.
• 8:20
  Brian McFadden: I don't buy.
• 8:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 8:21
  Brian McFadden: Thanks.
• 8:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, well, I'm gonna yeah. Well, yeah, yeah.
• 8:24
  Testecleese: I'm going to get some chickens again here pretty soon. So I'm excited about that, because even at $3 a dozen, why pay that.
• 8:31
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 8:32
  Testecleese: And once they start laying, you get to eat the chicken, too.
• 8:36
  Testecleese: which I got a feeling Brian's not going to be cleaning and cooking chicken that he had in his house at his house, that he probably named.
• 8:44
  Ron Pascoe: Hi.
• 8:44
  Brian McFadden: Didn't name any chickens.
• 8:45
  El Guapo: Do you?
• 8:46
  El Guapo: My wife?
• 8:47
  El Guapo: One chicken, 2 chicken, 3.
• 8:50
  Testecleese: Yeah. Never name anything you're gonna eat. Okay?
• 8:52
  Brian McFadden: I know that.
• 8:54
  El Guapo: No feathers. Why, it's like
• 8:58
  Brian McFadden: They're good. It tastes like.
• 8:59
  El Guapo: Hey? This is feathers. He's gonna go over here with a fire pit with me, hey? You guys want some chicken wings.
• 9:09
  Ron Pascoe: So you can also make a pillow out of the chicken as well too, mate.
• 9:15
  Testecleese: All right.
• 9:16
  Testecleese: Oh, see, I didn't know if that noise was coming from my house or Guapo's house. Looks like it was Guapo's house, all right. Not me.
• 9:23
  Testecleese: So Kamala Harris cannot seem to find donors to run for Governor over there in California.
• 9:30
  El Guapo: Well.
• 9:31
  Brian McFadden: Nobody wants her.
• 9:33
  El Guapo: Oh, my!
• 9:33
  Brian McFadden: Elected office.
• 9:35
  Testecleese: Oh, she's out!
• 9:37
  Testecleese: Do you think she's gonna run for President.
• 9:40
  Brian McFadden: Qualify. She
• 9:40
  Brian McFadden: can't even get people to pay for her running for the State of California. She ain't gonna find enough people to pay for nationally.
• 9:49
  Testecleese: You think it's because she's a unqualified, or that she's not left wing enough.
• 9:54
  El Guapo: No, she's overqualified, and she don't know how to manage money.
• 9:59
  Testecleese: True.
• 10:00
  Testecleese: I think people think she's an idiot.
• 10:04
  El Guapo: You guys.
• 10:04
  Testecleese: I see Bernie Sanders on Joe Rogan.
• 10:07
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, that was hilarious.
• 10:09
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 10:09
  El Guapo: Bye.
• 10:10
  Testecleese: Bernie's like saying something like how Elon Musk put like 275 million dollars into the trump campaign and trump spent like a half a billion dollars running for President
• 10:19
  Testecleese: without missing a step. Joe Rogan's like Kamala Harris spent 1.5 billion. That's 3 times as much.
• 10:28
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, from one day. And it wasn't.
• 10:32
  Testecleese: In 3 months she spent one and a half 1.5 billion dollars. Yeah.
• 10:36
  Testecleese: Trump had years.
• 10:37
  El Guapo: Oh, my God! I don't know how you can man spend that much money, dude!
• 10:42
  El Guapo: It's still.
• 10:42
  Ron Pascoe: 20 million or something, doesn't she?
• 10:45
  Testecleese: Now she, while she did have 20 million in debt. I don't know if she still owes it
• 10:49
  Testecleese: or not. It probably got picked. Well, it wouldn't be her, and it would be her campaign.
• 10:54
  El Guapo: Aha!
• 10:56
  Testecleese: All right. Well, check out this story. I believe it was. Yeah. It was in Texas.
• 11:00
  Testecleese: A boat capsized on a a lake right.
• 11:05
  Testecleese: And well, 1st it ran, they were having issues with the engine, whatever, and then the waters got choppy
• 11:10
  Testecleese: and boat capsized, and 10 adults swam to their own safety.
• 11:15
  Testecleese: leaving a 3 year old and a 5 year old to drown.
• 11:18
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, I'm not.
• 11:20
  Brian McFadden: Nobody's wearing light jackets, either. I bet.
• 11:23
  Testecleese: Probably not, and
• 11:25
  Testecleese: I don't know what the laws are in Texas. But do you remember when those kids watched that dude drown in the the river, or whatever, and they got put in jail for not doing anything.
• 11:35
  Testecleese: You could have at least called for help. But instead they recorded this guy drowning and dying.
• 11:41
  Testecleese: I'm hoping that Texas has something to do about this, because that's absolutely unacceptable.
• 11:46
  Testecleese: But
• 11:48
  Testecleese: I don't know all the details where I know they tried and couldn't get the kids out. I don't know.
• 11:53
  Testecleese: Well, anyway, here in West Virginia we have new laws concerning squatters rights.
• 11:58
  Testecleese: As it is, you have to have been in a residence for 10 years before you get squatters rights right?
• 12:07
  Testecleese: And
• 12:08
  Testecleese: you had to. If you were the homeowner you had to do like this process of like serving eviction notices and all that kind of stuff and the whole rigmarole to get them out.
• 12:18
  Testecleese: Now you can simply call the police and say I have trespassers, and the police will come and haul them off and arrest them for trespassing.
• 12:26
  Testecleese: I'm pretty stoked about that, however.
• 12:31
  Testecleese: Here we also that flood that we had the flash flooding.
• 12:35
  Testecleese: There were 7 missing, a 7 dead, 3 missing, then 8 missing, 8 dead, 2 missing. Now all 9
• 12:42
  Testecleese: are dead.
• 12:44
  Testecleese: maybe my math. Maybe I forgot how many were missing. I think this maybe there's 1 still missing. I'm not sure but there's 9 dead which is unfortunate. The last one they found was a 73 year old woman.
• 12:55
  Testecleese: and you know that must have been a crazy flash flood if it took them 2 weeks to find
• 13:01
  Testecleese: somebody. You know what I mean. They got hauled off a long way.
• 13:04
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
• 13:06
  Testecleese: Ryan, what you got going on over there in Virginia.
• 13:10
  Brian McFadden: We got meteors flying, falling from the sky.
• 13:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I tried to watch that doppler, the the satellite video.
• 13:19
  Testecleese: I don't. I don't know what I'm looking at, and those are.
• 13:23
  Brian McFadden: Apparently another person said they had damaged their house from it, so.
• 13:26
  Testecleese: Oh, damn!
• 13:29
  Testecleese: I wonder.
• 13:30
  Brian McFadden: That'll be covered under homeowners, insurance or not.
• 13:34
  Testecleese: Hope you have active guard insurance right?
• 13:38
  Testecleese: Cause. That's definitely an act of God with something falls out of orbit and lands on your house.
• 13:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:45
  Testecleese: And what what is going on with your elections? You guys have all sorts of firsts coming up in Virginia concerning your governorship and lieutenant governorship. Right?
• 13:53
  Brian McFadden: Yes, we've got the 1st female Governor is going to be elected in November. Whether it's a Democrat or Republican, they're both. We both have females running.
• 14:02
  Testecleese: Is there a.
• 14:03
  Brian McFadden: Is there a 3rd party.
• 14:04
  Testecleese: Party Candidate.
• 14:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I'm sure.
• 14:08
  Testecleese: Oh no!
• 14:08
  Brian McFadden: And then, and then we got some interesting matches up for Lieutenant Governor, because we vote for Lieutenant Governor here in the State, too.
• 14:18
  Testecleese: And the Democrat nominee is a for Lieutenant Governor is a Muslim.
• 14:24
  El Guapo: India.
• 14:24
  Testecleese: American.
• 14:26
  Testecleese: Oh, geez, Guapo, we're coming back from your speakers into your microphone there.
• 14:32
  Testecleese: and the male of the Republican lieutenant Governor is a gay man that's gonna be a 1st on either side for Virginia, too. Right.
• 14:39
  Brian McFadden: Probably. Yeah, I would think so.
• 14:43
  Testecleese: You should have an interesting campaign season going on, then. Huh?
• 14:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 14:49
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 14:50
  Testecleese: So are you going to be voting for Governor.
• 14:52
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I vote I've opened all elections.
• 14:57
  Brian McFadden: I earned that right.
• 14:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, I mean, I I try to vote
• 15:01
  Testecleese: every time I can, but I make sure I actually know what the hell is going on.
• 15:05
  Testecleese: You know what I mean. I refuse to just pick a party,
• 15:09
  Testecleese: I mean, i'll i'll book a comptroller, if I look at their policies.
• 15:13
  Brian McFadden: I like running for dogcatcher.
• 15:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a lot of states do have that as a an elected position instead of an appointed.
• 15:24
  Testecleese: Speaking of well, this is mayorship in New York that Zoran Momdani
• 15:33
  Testecleese: was beating Cuomo so bad in the primary that Cuomo dropped out and money.
• 15:39
  Brian McFadden: Well, the primary happened. Como called early, called the conceit early on, because apparently this guy had a ton of early votes
• 15:48
  Brian McFadden: before the actual primary day. Even.
• 15:50
  Testecleese: Perfect.
• 15:51
  Testecleese: Yes, and remember this, Mom Donnie Dude is a Socialist.
• 15:56
  Brian McFadden: Yes, endorse, but he lives in. He's in the same district as Aoc.
• 16:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. And she gave him her endorsement. But
• 16:08
  Brian McFadden: Situation.
• 16:08
  Testecleese: Hate her. Yeah. And Bernie, of course this guy's a boob.
• 16:13
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 16:15
  Testecleese: What do you want?
• 16:16
  Brian McFadden: If he yeah, he, if he becomes mayor, it'll probably be the worst mayor that New York City's ever had, and he'll probably end up in a recall election. If if any, if any of half the policies talking about get put in place, it's gonna people the businesses are going to leave. The rich people are going to leave
• 16:34
  Brian McFadden: and.
• 16:34
  Testecleese: And all your jobs.
• 16:36
  Brian McFadden: And the jobs go away, and everybody will be. And the grocery stores are going away because
• 16:42
  Brian McFadden: he wants to bring in government stores, so everybody can afford the the food, prices and stuff.
• 16:48
  Testecleese: Well, that's the exactly he's like, oh, we'll do a cost and remove the profit incentive. How much money do you think these Bodegas are bringing in like. I think you think they're buying yachts.
• 16:57
  Brian McFadden: No, the profit margin on a major grocery store is so little
• 17:03
  Brian McFadden: it only almost doesn't exist. You know.
• 17:06
  El Guapo: Do this?
• 17:07
  El Guapo: Bigger store owners better start campaign against him. Do I tell him.
• 17:11
  Testecleese: One CEO billionaire of a chain grocery store in New York, he said. If this guy wins, I'm closing all my shops and rolling out.
• 17:19
  Brian McFadden: Gonna move the headquarters to New Jersey.
• 17:21
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 17:22
  El Guapo: All the real. Even the realtors are like are not selling right now, because nobody's buying.
• 17:28
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, he wants to freeze rent prices and like rent control from a state level. And these guys are like, well, it cost me 2,500 bucks a year to maintain this property. You won't let me charge 3 $3,000. You know what I mean.
• 17:41
  Testecleese: It's like. So it's gonna end up being a net loss between water electricity. And then the the jackass who's gonna can't pay his bills and strips the place of copper, and you know the remodeling costs.
• 17:53
  El Guapo: Look, look if you need to live in New York right now. Just stay there fucking. Fix your shit. Don't come over Virginia school. We're not. We don't want you here.
• 18:02
  Testecleese: And if you do run away, don't bring your bullshit politics with you that fucked your own city up right.
• 18:06
  El Guapo: No shit.
• 18:08
  Ron Pascoe: Apparently some big name democratic donors, not too happy about Montgomery.
• 18:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. Nancy Pelosi, Hochul refused to endorse this guy.
• 18:21
  Ron Pascoe: Hey!
• 18:23
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing, those New York. Well, this was the primary. They don't do a ranked choice in the election, but Cuomo is going to run 3rd party, I guess.
• 18:31
  Brian McFadden: He's gonna be. So is Eric Adams. They're both running independent.
• 18:37
  Testecleese: And Wells is running. 3rd party, too.
• 18:40
  Brian McFadden: And they have a republican. Curtis Silva is running the Republican. He's the guardian angel, Guy.
• 18:46
  Testecleese: Guys are all gonna split the vote, and I'm done.
• 18:49
  Testecleese: He's gonna gonna get the election.
• 18:51
  El Guapo: Probably.
• 18:51
  Ron Pascoe: He's a great beret boy, isn't he?
• 18:54
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 18:55
  Ron Pascoe: The guy is running Republican. He's a red beret Guy.
• 18:59
  El Guapo: Those.
• 19:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah. We talked about him on the last show.
• 19:02
  El Guapo: Yeah. He's 1 of the guardian guys.
• 19:05
  Testecleese: And wells. Remember, it was the guy who got busted.
• 19:10
  Testecleese: I think, by trump for some kind of embezzlement, or something.
• 19:15
  El Guapo: Damn really.
• 19:17
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 19:18
  El Guapo: As a Democrat.
• 19:18
  Testecleese: Wells. No? Well, he's on the right side of independent.
• 19:23
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 19:25
  Testecleese: But.
• 19:26
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's also one of his policies, is he's going to tax the wider neighborhoods in New York City.
• 19:31
  Testecleese: The water neighborhood.
• 19:33
  Testecleese: He actually said that. Yes.
• 19:34
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 19:35
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 19:37
  Testecleese: How is that? Possibly legal.
• 19:40
  Brian McFadden: It won't. It's not that's going to end up in the Supreme Court, and that that's not legal in any way.
• 19:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. In fact, Lisa is offering
• 19:49
  Brian McFadden: Madani $285,000 to get lost.
• 19:54
  Testecleese: And drop out of the race altogether. Yeah.
• 19:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:59
  Ron Pascoe: Well, no!
• 19:59
  Testecleese: Sorry, just saying, apparently they're looking to do before he got his citizenship.
• 20:05
  Ron Pascoe: They're trying to come up saying that he was praising Hamas and stuff like that.
• 20:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, good, hey?
• 20:12
  Testecleese: He lied on his he lied on his paperwork to get citizenship.
• 20:16
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, that will nullify him straight away, won't it?
• 20:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, here's the thing
• 20:22
  Testecleese: these guys call them Socialists, because it's illegal to be a Communist in the United States.
• 20:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But he's basically a Communist.
• 20:30
  Testecleese: Yes, and not a lot of people realize this. But there was a Communist Control Act in 1954.
• 20:36
  Testecleese: Making it he!
• 20:39
  Testecleese: There's no place for Communism here at all. We've made it against the law. Nobody likes a commie, but we have people saying, Oh, yeah, I'm a Socialist like, well, that's the same thing as Communism, like, no, it's not like, yeah, it is really. If you, if you've actually read the Socialist manifesto written by Lenin. It specifically says, the end goal of Socialism is Communism.
• 20:58
  El Guapo: It's like a stepping stone to get there.
• 21:01
  Testecleese: And again on the groceries. Thing.
• 21:05
  Testecleese: alright. So you you make these voices and you run them at cost. So there's like, quote no profit. Right?
• 21:12
  Testecleese: That means by definition. It has to be a net loss.
• 21:16
  Testecleese: because you have to have employees right.
• 21:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 21:19
  Testecleese: And then he wants minimum wage to be 30 bucks an hour.
• 21:24
  Testecleese: So I mean, you're gonna pay. How many people to work in these places
• 21:28
  Testecleese: and pay them 30 bucks an hour. How much money is it going to cost the government to run these bread lines? Essentially, because all of the businesses that are getting by the small bodega that Mom and Pop own is going to get crushed by the company that doesn't isn't trying to survive because they don't have to
• 21:46
  Testecleese: and don't have to pay
• 21:49
  Testecleese: rent or income tax, or any of these other things. Everyone else has to pay. So they're going to close down and leave, which is going to put everyone in line.
• 21:58
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 21:59
  Testecleese: The Communist bread, bread, store.
• 22:01
  El Guapo: To come in.
• 22:03
  Testecleese: Then the shelves will be empty.
• 22:07
  El Guapo: Well, hey? I mean, sometimes people gotta learn the hard way, you know.
• 22:13
  Testecleese: That's the thing, though, is this guy's not going to be able to pass 90% of what he's trying to do.
• 22:18
  El Guapo: No.
• 22:19
  El Guapo: because the city Council is just not going to let it happen. And the you know what I mean.
• 22:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 22:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know, but some.
• 22:25
  Testecleese: And he's going to blame everyone else as to why everything fell apart in the city instead of saying, Yeah, you're right. This shit's stupid.
• 22:33
  Testecleese: you know. You got a bunch of a bunch of young millennials and 3rd twenty-somethings.
• 22:39
  El Guapo: There's a lot of boomers. There's a lot of boomers in there, too. Man?
• 22:44
  El Guapo: Oh, why.
• 22:45
  Testecleese: Nuts, because the boomers are the wealthy people.
• 22:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, they just feel a sip of tea, and so wish
• 22:53
  Testecleese: they're going to tax the shit out of the boomers.
• 22:56
  El Guapo: They don't care. They'll fucking survivor guilt.
• 22:59
  Testecleese: They will, when their property tax triples to pay for the
• 23:03
  El Guapo: Sorry that you know that you know how that's gonna happen.
• 23:06
  Testecleese: Exactly. They will pack up and leave.
• 23:10
  Testecleese: And they're probably going to bring their stupid politics with them wherever they go.
• 23:16
  Testecleese: Yeah. And now, oh, my God!
• 23:20
  Testecleese: This dude said he, was going to arrest Netanyahu if he comes to New York, and I'm like for for what.
• 23:29
  Brian McFadden: Good question.
• 23:30
  Testecleese: New York has the authority to chart to try people on international war crimes, because that's assuming I'm assuming that's what he means. Right?
• 23:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 23:39
  Testecleese: I don't think New York has that kind of jurisdiction.
• 23:42
  El Guapo: They're just selling points. So fucking people to vote for him.
• 23:45
  Testecleese: And that's the thing is, he's making all these ridiculous promises that he cannot keep.
• 23:52
  Testecleese: You cannot make the transit system free, because then you're just going to have oboes who live on the transit system, shooting up heroin or whatever they're doing.
• 24:02
  Testecleese: Because, hey, it's warm on the bus that drives 24 HA day, and I don't have to worry about winter now.
• 24:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, likewise.
• 24:11
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, it's just! It's frustrating as hell, man, seeing how people have no idea how any of this stuff works, and the.
• 24:18
  El Guapo: Just not any of the works.
• 24:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, that's not. That's not how this works. This isn't how any of it works.
• 24:25
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 24:26
  Testecleese: Oh, my God, all right!
• 24:29
  Testecleese: So Stelter came out trying to do damage control for Cnn.
• 24:36
  Testecleese: When Trump was like, no, you guys got this damage report wrong.
• 24:40
  Testecleese: On the the refineries over in Iran.
• 24:44
  Testecleese: Castelta was like, how many times have these guys intentionally leaked us bad stuff? Just so we look stupid when the truth comes out.
• 24:53
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 24:57
  Testecleese: and well, here's the fun part. Iran, Israel and the Us. All agree that these nuclear sites were, quote badly damaged.
• 25:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 25:06
  Testecleese: And new. Yeah. And new reports have come out
• 25:09
  Testecleese: not even Newports. The actual actual intelligence reports have come out versus some. No name low lying guys leaking it out.
• 25:19
  Testecleese: saying that it's completely destroyed.
• 25:22
  Testecleese: But there was a satellite picture that made it look like there might be bulldozers and excavators trying to dig out these bomb sites.
• 25:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 25:30
  El Guapo: That's not a good idea.
• 25:33
  Testecleese: No, all I can think is you're going to get a bomb dropped on your forehead.
• 25:37
  Brian McFadden: What about all the radiation around those.
• 25:39
  El Guapo: That's what I was thinking.
• 25:40
  Testecleese: Well, I was thinking that trump's gonna be like all right time to put some warheads on foreheads and drop a bomb right on the excavate excavation equipment, you know.
• 25:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 25:52
  Testecleese: All right. The Ayatollah came out of his cave.
• 25:57
  Brian McFadden: He had to.
• 25:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's claimed victory over the over Israel, and saying that he slapped the United States in the face.
• 26:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, okay.
• 26:08
  Testecleese: You were hiding in a bunker the whole time terrified to get blowed up.
• 26:12
  Brian McFadden: So a lot of people are telling Elon Musk to turn on Starlink for Iranian citizens so they can have unfettered access to the Internet and see what's really going on with the world.
• 26:23
  El Guapo: That would be cool.
• 26:24
  Testecleese: That's not a terrible idea. I hadn't heard that
• 26:28
  Testecleese: you know what he should do this in North Korea, too.
• 26:31
  Ron Pascoe: Wouldn't you guys come out of a bunker after what trump's just done, too?
• 26:34
  Ron Pascoe: I wouldn't hide in a bunker anymore.
• 26:36
  Testecleese: It's not as safe as you thought. It was apparently right.
• 26:42
  Testecleese: That's a good idea they should go ahead, and you should. Well, I say that
• 26:45
  Testecleese: I'm sure it doesn't cost nothing to run this equipment.
• 26:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean it.
• 26:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, you gotta be a Socialist for that, you know.
• 26:53
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just not even that like it. It takes energy and all sorts of resources to make starling system work, you know.
• 27:03
  Testecleese: and you know. Don't get me wrong. Elon's got a couple bucks in his savings account, I'm sure of it.
• 27:08
  Brian McFadden: Well, he used it in Iran forever. So.
• 27:12
  El Guapo: Gonna hear a
• 27:13
  El Guapo: elon musk. You are closer to be a millionaire than Elon Musk is to be a millionaire.
• 27:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know that. That's sad, isn't it?
• 27:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's like, damn.
• 27:25
  Testecleese: Actually no, that. Let me put it this way. No, that's that's fucking. Awesome man. I'm closer to being a millionaire than Elon Musk is.
• 27:34
  Testecleese: But but again, just want to point out that doesn't mean he has 400 billion dollars, or whatever it is.
• 27:39
  El Guapo: No, I just.
• 27:39
  Testecleese: And a bank account.
• 27:41
  El Guapo: No.
• 27:42
  Testecleese: Like. He owns companies that are working.
• 27:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's not a good idea, because it's just a stagnation. Your money sitting there.
• 27:50
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I keep enough money in a bank account for an emergency.
• 27:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 27:55
  Testecleese: You know what I mean, like co-pays on insurance, or I need to make an emergency flight out somewhere because someone is sick or dying, or you know, etc, etc.
• 28:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:04
  Testecleese: Besides that, I put everything into assets.
• 28:08
  Testecleese: whether it be stocks. I don't care for bonds.
• 28:12
  Testecleese: not sure how the bond market works, and I don't care to put the effort into it.
• 28:16
  Testecleese: I am a big fan of stacking metal.
• 28:21
  Testecleese: I know you are too guava.
• 28:23
  El Guapo: Right now I'm I'm bankrupt, dude, so I can't even talk about it yet.
• 28:27
  El Guapo: But you know what.
• 28:28
  Testecleese: Or poor.
• 28:29
  El Guapo: No bankruptcy. I, fucking got divorced. Dude.
• 28:32
  El Guapo: Chapter.
• 28:33
  Testecleese: Bankrupt, I mean is, yeah. So you actually filed.
• 28:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, actually, files are restructure. So.
• 28:39
  Testecleese: All right. Well, hey, that's what it's there for is so you can get back on your feet. Not always be in debt right?
• 28:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, I mean just everything. I mean, I'm still gonna own everything I own, but just gonna pay it off, you know.
• 28:50
  El Guapo: So it's not. Chapter 13. So, chapter 1113, or 7, 1 of those chapters.
• 28:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is a bunch of different bankruptcies, the one there's a couple of them you get to keep your home and keep paying that debt.
• 28:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, this is gonna commit off. And after finish paying off my, everything's gonna go back to normal, like, okay? Which I don't care, because I really don't care about my credit, you know, unless I'm buying a house.
• 29:10
  Ron Pascoe: Don't worry. I was bankrupt a few years ago, mate. The stigma around anymore is just all died in the arse. People are going under left, right, and centre these days.
• 29:19
  El Guapo: What's.
• 29:19
  Testecleese: Funny. I considered filing bankruptcy when I was in Virginia because I was looking at everything I was like, I just the numbers don't work.
• 29:29
  Testecleese: and which is the most fun of this was, I had
• 29:33
  Testecleese: more money going out than coming in, but I still couldn't get any
• 29:39
  Testecleese: Government assistance to cut down my food costs.
• 29:41
  El Guapo: Yeah. So I was like, fuck me, right?
• 29:44
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well.
• 29:46
  Testecleese: I went the other way instead of bankruptcy. I said, sorry, guys, I just ignored everyone I owed money to for 7 years, and it disappeared off my record, and I started over.
• 29:59
  El Guapo: The other thing like for money wise, probably. What Bill Gates doing? Fucking, buying farms, too.
• 30:06
  El Guapo: unless you never have to worry about money coming in.
• 30:09
  El Guapo: People always gonna be hungry.
• 30:11
  Testecleese: Always need to eat. You're right.
• 30:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:13
  Testecleese: That's why I like metal, especially silver. Don't get me wrong. Gold is good, but gold is expensive, right?
• 30:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know what?
• 30:22
  Testecleese: Silver is very affordable, and it's not just as a resource money resource, like a.
• 30:27
  Testecleese: Older wealth.
• 30:29
  Testecleese: It's used in solar panels. It's used in all sorts of technologies. So it's it's needed as a resource, not just as a holder of wealth.
• 30:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:38
  Testecleese: Which which makes me think it's gonna skyrocket. As soon as we start
• 30:42
  Testecleese: advancing our technology a little bit further.
• 30:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:47
  El Guapo: yeah. I think I think El Salvador and Argentina need to come out with standardized coins. I mean, they could put their own stamp, but the weight and measurement had to be the same. So like.
• 30:59
  Testecleese: It's not, it will be exchangeable.
• 31:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's not well. How many, how many times on this show have I said that I think
• 31:06
  Testecleese: some of these States should make their own currency out of silver.
• 31:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, make it standardized. So like, when you transfer, you take your coins to another state like, Oh, okay, it's the same.
• 31:17
  El Guapo: This is the price for it, you know, but it may be a slightly different, but at least you know.
• 31:22
  Testecleese: You can still sell it as silver versus its value. That thing is, if the price of silver goes way up, and your coins only worth, you know, $5, you'd be like fuck it. I'm just going to sell it as silver instead, you know.
• 31:35
  Testecleese: That will help keep inflation out of that state.
• 31:38
  Testecleese: And you even have other states that agree that are like neighboring you, and do the same thing, and they'd be interchangeable like Pennsylvania could accept West Virginia's.
• 31:46
  El Guapo: Yeah. State currency.
• 31:48
  Testecleese: And this is constitutional. By the way, it is in the Constitution before the amendments, like in the actual
• 31:54
  Testecleese: original paperwork.
• 31:56
  Testecleese: Anyway, back onto the point. Here
• 32:01
  Testecleese: the lawmakers in Iran are shouting Death to America and death to Israel
• 32:08
  Testecleese: after they voted to stop the International. Now.
• 32:12
  Testecleese: I don't know. I I Aea, it's the nuclear inspectors.
• 32:17
  El Guapo: Oh, okay.
• 32:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:18
  Testecleese: The area.
• 32:18
  Brian McFadden: Is there anything? Is there anything for the International nuclear inspectors to inspect.
• 32:25
  Testecleese: But to see if these voices still exist is one.
• 32:28
  Testecleese: and anything they do still have that's up and refining and purifying. Oh, repeat, offend is gone!
• 32:35
  El Guapo: Yeah. Oh.
• 32:37
  Testecleese: How, how much it's refined.
• 32:40
  Testecleese: But yeah, they they told these guys that they voted to them, not let him in any anymore.
• 32:46
  Testecleese: And they're voting death that she didn't death to America! Death to Israel.
• 32:51
  Testecleese: and then check this out. Some fucking Cnn host
• 32:55
  Testecleese: has her head so. Oh, there, he's coming back. He's got her head so far up her ass that she's saying, that's friendliness that's causing these Iranians to chant death to America.
• 33:03
  Brian McFadden: Wondering why nobody watches Cnn.
• 33:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, just boomers, and not just that, like elderly boomers approaching the greatest generation
• 33:16
  Testecleese: again. That's why every commercial you see on Cnn. Msnbc Fox news is all freaking, Dick pills and heart pills. And
• 33:26
  Testecleese: you know that kind of stuff.
• 33:27
  Testecleese: Tell old people this issues.
• 33:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 33:32
  Ron Pascoe: But you've got to give a lot of credit at trump, Mate. He's the one who's turned all this around with mainstream media.
• 33:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, and that's the thing. Is, he was talking trash about some of these. Oh, he was talking trash about Tucker Carlson. He's like, well, if you were on TV, maybe I'd listen to you more. It's like Donald Trump, we're calling you the podcast President. You know that the mainstream news media on cable doesn't mean shit anymore.
• 33:53
  Ron Pascoe: 100% mate. He's the one he's the driving force behind it.
• 33:58
  Testecleese: I don't think he's the driving force, I think, he capitalized on realizing what was happening.
• 34:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 34:03
  Testecleese: That most Americans these days are getting their news
• 34:07
  Testecleese: from stuff like this, and not that we're
• 34:10
  Testecleese: quote journalists. But we're reading actual news articles as we talk about this stuff.
• 34:16
  El Guapo: We were bullshit.
• 34:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, we find out like, no, this contradicts this. This got, you know, what's what do we think's real? And then we discuss it right.
• 34:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 34:25
  Ron Pascoe: Well, that's the thing you're talking about. You're not being talked to. You're not being talked down to.
• 34:30
  Ron Pascoe: That's what mainstream media does these days they talk down to people and instill fear.
• 34:34
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, during Covid they're like, don't do your own independent research. Don't don't trust your your own.
• 34:42
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 34:44
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I remember one person said something new York Times said, Don't critical. Think, don't critically think.
• 34:51
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 34:54
  El Guapo: Do your research back in the day called Reading.
• 34:57
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 34:59
  Ron Pascoe: Sheesh.
• 35:01
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 35:02
  Testecleese: So do you think this Ukraine? Us minerals deal is over with.
• 35:08
  El Guapo: No, I mean we had to. We had to get paid for what the fuck we spend over there.
• 35:16
  Testecleese: But Russia just captured the biggest lithium deposit in Ukraine.
• 35:21
  El Guapo: He did what.
• 35:22
  Testecleese: Russia captured the largest lithium deposit in Ukraine. So how is Ukraine going to give us a discount on lithium? If Russia has it.
• 35:32
  El Guapo: Oh, well, we'll see who got who can extract it faster and better and cleaner.
• 35:37
  Testecleese: Well, the Ukraine is probably going to have trouble, because it's probably being protected by armed soldiers.
• 35:43
  El Guapo: And if if we're depending on this deal.
• 35:47
  Testecleese: To continue doing business with the Ukraine concerning this war.
• 35:53
  Testecleese: what are they going to sell us? I mean granted they have all their lithium deposits, but this is the largest one in the country.
• 35:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 36:00
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 36:00
  Ron Pascoe: Should have been trump a few months ago, mate.
• 36:03
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 36:03
  Ron Pascoe: The Americans set up shop there. Let Americans set up shop. The Russians aren't going to come through.
• 36:09
  Testecleese: Exactly. Let us just mind for it. The Russians will stay the fuck away because they don't want to kill Americans, because they know what that'll mean.
• 36:16
  Testecleese: But no.
• 36:17
  Ron Pascoe: Trauma.
• 36:18
  Testecleese: Zelensky has to pound his chest like he's got the biggest fucking Dick on the planet, you know.
• 36:22
  El Guapo: It's a cocaine stock in the.
• 36:25
  Testecleese: It's all cocaine.
• 36:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's like the guy from fucking the wolf the
• 36:33
  Testecleese: Street.
• 36:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 36:38
  El Guapo: that's that's our rookie numbers. You gotta get bigger.
• 36:43
  Testecleese: I did see, though that book is ready to negotiate
• 36:46
  Testecleese: at least a ceasefire, possibly peace. At this point.
• 36:49
  El Guapo: No.
• 36:50
  Testecleese: But every time he says that Ukraine goes and like blows up something in Moscow
• 36:55
  Testecleese: which isn't going to help their cause either. You know.
• 36:59
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 37:00
  Testecleese: Alrighty.
• 37:01
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, I don't know if we're going to see an end of this conflict without Ukraine being wiped out, or the United States.
• 37:08
  Testecleese: heavily supporting Ukraine. Because, you know, Europe keeps like, Oh, yeah, we don't need the United States to do this. This is.
• 37:15
  Brian McFadden: They're not doing it.
• 37:16
  Testecleese: Yeah. Then why don't you fucking? Do it right?
• 37:19
  Testecleese: Oh, that's what I want to say about
• 37:21
  Testecleese: Australia. Australia sent soldiers to Ukraine.
• 37:26
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it was Europe. They they put out Europe.
• 37:31
  Ron Pascoe: was basically what it was was just like a not a peacekeeping force, because the word force wasn't used.
• 37:38
  Ron Pascoe: They're supposed to be there. So like training under the guise of training.
• 37:43
  Testecleese: That's some murky water there, because you're gonna get a couple of Australian soldiers killed.
• 37:49
  Testecleese: Yep, and and something's gonna happen. And now NATO is going to be expected to jump into this conflict, because
• 37:58
  Testecleese: because this happened.
• 38:00
  Testecleese: I think this is a terrible idea. If you want to train these Ukrainian people to become soldiers, bring them to Australia, then send them back.
• 38:08
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, the people in Australia. We're out for it. It's not our war.
• 38:13
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 38:13
  Ron Pascoe: We've gone in too many wars on others.
• 38:17
  Testecleese: Does the outback really want to get drug into a wall with Russia right now?
• 38:22
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, they could hit us so many nukes they wouldn't find us in the outback.
• 38:27
  Ron Pascoe: You just wouldn't be able to subordinate. But.
• 38:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I got a feeling most Australians probably wouldn't handle a Siberian winter very well, either.
• 38:36
  Ron Pascoe: No, no! Oh, we have. We got. We got Tasmanians, mate, so gets cold in there down in Antarctica.
• 38:45
  Testecleese: Yeah. But you don't go hang out there. Well, actually, you know what though, that's a good place to go train and get ready for the cold, I suppose.
• 38:52
  Ron Pascoe: Hey, Teddy.
• 38:53
  Testecleese: The Americans go up to Alaska for cold weather training.
• 38:58
  Ron Pascoe: And you know they'll go to the oh, my God!
• 39:02
  Testecleese: What's the giant desert in Nevada and California?
• 39:07
  Brian McFadden: I keep wanting to say, Sahara, I keep on saying.
• 39:11
  Testecleese: Here. What is it, Mojave? We use the Mojave desert for like desert training, it's.
• 39:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:17
  Testecleese: I mean, the United States is so enormous
• 39:20
  Testecleese: and and diverse in the weather that we can basically train for any kind of weather and don't get me wrong. Australia is freaking huge, too, but a lot. It looks bigger on a map than it actually is, because it's
• 39:32
  Testecleese: closer to the pole. So.
• 39:35
  Ron Pascoe: No, it's been pretty.
• 39:37
  Testecleese: Oh, no, don't get me wrong. It's a big hunk of land it really is, but they make it look bigger on a map, because it's
• 39:42
  Testecleese: when you unroll a globe, you have to adjust for latitude, longitude, and looks bigger and like you said you have to go to Tasmania for Arctic temperatures.
• 39:54
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, we get them like mainly in Australia. We had, you know. We get snow, snow, and cold weather down South.
• 40:01
  Ron Pascoe: Down in Victoria. Around there. South Australia is pretty warm.
• 40:05
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I think you're right, though I got a feeling that Russia has no interest in trying to
• 40:10
  Testecleese: have a land war in Australia.
• 40:13
  Testecleese: This.
• 40:15
  Brian McFadden: It's a long way for him to go to fight a war.
• 40:17
  Testecleese: It's a long way to go to deal with a whole bunch of wildlife that wants to kill you.
• 40:23
  Ron Pascoe: That's you know, top great top end, mate, you. Yeah, it's not much.
• 40:29
  Testecleese: Videos of these dudes having to fist fight kangaroos to save their dogs. I'm like that thing is enormous.
• 40:37
  Testecleese: Tell me, tell you what would happen here in West Virginia if a kangaroo that big had my dog.
• 40:42
  Testecleese: I'm not going over there to punch that thing in the face and get punched or kicked. I'm shooting that motherfucker.
• 40:48
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, you'll get punched and kicked, Mate rip you apart. They've got massive, massive claws, mate.
• 40:53
  Testecleese: I know, and what they lean back on that tail and boot you, and then rip your guts out when they do it right.
• 40:58
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 40:59
  Testecleese: Like the way a cat does when they grab their prey and roll over and claw at them, disembow.
• 41:04
  Ron Pascoe: Thank you.
• 41:04
  Ron Pascoe: Pull it out within 10 seconds.
• 41:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I mean, when your intestines are wrapped around your feet, you tend to not live very long, you know.
• 41:13
  Ron Pascoe: It's not. It's not like a Lego set. You put it back together pretty quick.
• 41:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, you grab them trying to put him back in like, oh, no.
• 41:20
  Ron Pascoe: Who is this guy?
• 41:24
  Testecleese: Oh, I meant to put this Israel thing up right after the Irani conflict with Israel. But I I blew that.
• 41:31
  Testecleese: Hey? Talk about that.
• 41:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think I've had about enough of Israel in general.
• 41:38
  Testecleese: Seems like they're just fighting everybody.
• 41:40
  Testecleese: They they just attacked Lebanon.
• 41:43
  El Guapo: Dude. You know how like last weekend we close to World War 3. But now we're not talking about it no more. It's like what's going on this week.
• 41:51
  Testecleese: It's because trump ends every fucking war. And I loved hearing all these folks like I thought Trump was the no new voice President. Oh, you guys really.
• 41:59
  El Guapo: He's doing this to keep us out of the wars.
• 42:02
  El Guapo: Sure.
• 42:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, Jeez, could you imagine if he actually negotiates peace between Ukraine and Russia after handling Israel Iran.
• 42:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 42:12
  Testecleese: And Pakistan and India.
• 42:14
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, like that! Pakistan! India was one that was the one that was really freaking me out.
• 42:19
  Testecleese: Thank you.
• 42:20
  Testecleese: All your nations fighting.
• 42:22
  Ron Pascoe: No, people don't realise India and China got this little cold war going.
• 42:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 42:27
  El Guapo: I remember the slapping.
• 42:30
  Testecleese: I was gonna say that the stick fighting they do at the border.
• 42:33
  El Guapo: Border in the mountains. They're fucking, fighting each other with fucking 6.
• 42:37
  Testecleese: It's hilarious.
• 42:38
  Brian McFadden: Talked about this on the show.
• 42:40
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 42:42
  Testecleese: well, yeah, they're they're stick fighting and punching each other because they're not allowed to have weapons, because they know it'll escalate to.
• 42:48
  El Guapo: Full on combat immediately.
• 42:50
  Ron Pascoe: And see China's popping shit into bloody Pakistan. Don't you worry about that. That was a big that was a big fuse to put out that one.
• 43:00
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, China, we never mentioned this. China flew 3 giant Boeing aircraft into Iran right before, like 5 days before, we bombed it before we bombed Iran, and we have no idea if they were bringing supplies into Iran.
• 43:14
  Testecleese: or if they were smuggling people out.
• 43:17
  Testecleese: we have no idea what happened. For all we know, they were bringing the detonators or fuses for nuclear warheads or something, you know.
• 43:24
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 43:26
  Testecleese: So people.
• 43:26
  Ron Pascoe: How balls, even if that was by Donald Trump or President, trump the bomb like Sammy.
• 43:32
  Brian McFadden: Lot of Presidents have talked about doing it, but even Obama wasn't going to do it.
• 43:37
  Ron Pascoe: That's right. They didn't have the balls, mate.
• 43:40
  Testecleese: Well, wasn't it under Obama, though, when we released that worm into every computer on the planet
• 43:45
  Testecleese: that only affected Irani nuclear.
• 43:49
  Brian McFadden: Sorry.
• 43:49
  Testecleese: Terrifuges.
• 43:50
  Brian McFadden: And it was also under Obama, where we sent a pallet of cash to Iran.
• 43:56
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 43:56
  Testecleese: Oh, here's the problem.
• 43:58
  Ron Pascoe: Wasn't.
• 44:00
  Testecleese: Billions. But here's the thing about that. Iran's like we don't want American dollars. We want euros. So we've turned around and sent just as much money in euro to these guys.
• 44:09
  Testecleese: It's like, No, we're gonna send you cash. We're gonna send you American dollars. And you can spend the American dollars and keep the American dollar strong. But no, no, we're just gonna.
• 44:15
  Brian McFadden: No, we're not gonna do that. Yeah.
• 44:19
  Testecleese: Oh, God!
• 44:20
  Testecleese: Again! I don't understand why everyone loved Obama so much.
• 44:25
  Brian McFadden: I don't either.
• 44:26
  El Guapo: Oh, dude! No! It started falling out, for everybody started like.
• 44:30
  El Guapo: oh, there's a lot of fucking people that realize what the fuck Obama did, and shit like that. They're not.
• 44:37
  Testecleese: What they say, and he was scandal free
• 44:39
  Testecleese: except for he wore a brown suit once. Like, that's just not true.
• 44:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, he had a bunch of scandals like the way they're referring, like sexual scandal, like, Okay, shit. If you were married to Michelle, you fucking. Keep your shit together.
• 44:54
  El Guapo: see if I can beat you up.
• 44:56
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 44:57
  Ron Pascoe: You will cover it later on.
• 44:58
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 44:59
  Ron Pascoe: You wouldn't come home later on Friday night to Michelle, would you?
• 45:02
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 45:04
  Testecleese: Mike.
• 45:05
  El Guapo: Fucking. It's like it would be like fucking Arnold versus predator and shit.
• 45:11
  Ron Pascoe: I reckon she can add on wrestling.
• 45:12
  El Guapo: Fucking. Pick me up and shit.
• 45:14
  Testecleese: Now I want to watch predator again. Man, that was such
• 45:17
  Testecleese: dude. I can such a good dude Tweet.
• 45:18
  El Guapo: I think my boy is 7 now, so I don't know. I was thinking about it, watching that my boy, my son.
• 45:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I'm saying, who was the shit? He's a professional wrestler. Then he became a governor.
• 45:30
  El Guapo: Oh, just.
• 45:31
  Brian McFadden: Schwarzenegger.
• 45:32
  El Guapo: Just in Ventura.
• 45:33
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesse Ventura! Yeah, Jesse Ventura Schwarzenegger was never professional wrestler.
• 45:38
  El Guapo: No, he was Olympic, Mr. Olympic, and then you got Carl's, Carl's, Apollo Creek.
• 45:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're right, isn't it?
• 45:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 45:49
  Testecleese: Man. I gotta watch Brenner again. That was such a good movie.
• 45:52
  El Guapo: Dude like I've had so many comments about it like history. You're like, Oh, my God! Such a great movie dude!
• 46:00
  El Guapo: And then.
• 46:00
  Testecleese: I watch more.
• 46:02
  Testecleese: I watched alien versus predator when it came out. And I was like, Yeah, it's all right. I just don't think they should have brought the 2 together.
• 46:10
  El Guapo: Neat concept, but you have to sell it. Good, you know. I don't mind. It was okay. It was.
• 46:15
  Testecleese: That wasn't terrible. That's for sure.
• 46:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, no. But you were talking about China Indian fighting. I surprised nobody. Fucking knew Kung Fu and fucking, you know the older fucking Indian. They know all these fucking martial arts. How come they're not learning mixed martial arts, you know.
• 46:32
  Testecleese: I'm sure they're learning some kind of martial art. I mean the Idf trains. All the soldiers in Karov Maga.
• 46:38
  El Guapo: No, no! But talk about India and China.
• 46:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, saying that I'm sure they're learning some kind of hand combat skills.
• 46:45
  El Guapo: If I'm not. Gonna if I'm not gonna go fight Chinese or Indians dude, I'll be fucking mma, learning that shit dude because it's the most efficient fighting style.
• 46:56
  Testecleese: Right.
• 46:57
  Testecleese: My long range rifle is way more effective.
• 47:00
  El Guapo: Well, yeah. But I said, like you're not allowed to bring the weapons and stuff you're just fucking, fighting.
• 47:06
  Ron Pascoe: Thanks for Dana White gets to hold this podcast mate, we might say a new buddy.
• 47:11
  Brian McFadden: I wish you listen to our podcast I'm telling people at the Vfw to listen to the show. Now, I'm actually I'm actually like
• 47:18
  Brian McFadden: showing them how how to find the Jeffrey and Brian show, you know. So.
• 47:22
  Testecleese: And they're listening, too.
• 47:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, some of them are, you know. Some of them think it's hilarious. I I warned him. Right in front. We talk, we get drunk. We talk politics, you know.
• 47:31
  El Guapo: Honestly, I don't remember. Last week.
• 47:33
  Brian McFadden: One of the people. One of the people's husband got offended with our Elon Musk title.
• 47:39
  Testecleese: One is bad.
• 47:40
  Brian McFadden: I'm like, it's clickbait.
• 47:42
  Brian McFadden: If you actually listen to the show, you realize, we never said that in the podcast. Per se, you know.
• 47:48
  Testecleese: And it's sarcastic, because that's.
• 47:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 47:50
  Testecleese: We were here and everywhere.
• 47:53
  Ron Pascoe: I've got a prediction, guys. I've got a prediction in a series.
• 47:56
  Brian McFadden: Reach out.
• 47:57
  Ron Pascoe: I reckon Jeffrey's holding out until Budweis is popular again before he drinks on the show. So I still have to give you that sponsorship.
• 48:05
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 48:07
  Brian McFadden: Drinking my mind.
• 48:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, here's the thing, though, is.
• 48:10
  Ron Pascoe: Where is?
• 48:10
  Testecleese: I don't. I've always been. I've always had middle light on the show, though I've never been a big bud light fan in general.
• 48:18
  Brian McFadden: I'm drinking. I'm drinking coors light because there's a $8 rebate on it.
• 48:23
  Brian McFadden: That's
• 48:23
  Brian McFadden: every case of coors light I get. I get $8 back. So, but it's like a double rebate on Budweiser. So if you bought a case of Budweiser.
• 48:33
  Testecleese: All my friends.
• 48:34
  Brian McFadden: They're almost for free. Yeah.
• 48:36
  Testecleese: Still can't get rid of it.
• 48:37
  Brian McFadden: That's.
• 48:38
  El Guapo: Nickname, Mr. Special. He always get this special beer.
• 48:45
  Testecleese: A week.
• 48:47
  El Guapo: I know, but.
• 48:49
  Testecleese: Do you know how hard it is to get
• 48:51
  Testecleese: novelty beers in the mountains of West Virginia.
• 48:54
  El Guapo: Sound, like.
• 48:55
  Brian McFadden: You're gonna have to sign up for one of the the Beer Delivery Services Monthly subscription plans.
• 49:02
  Ron Pascoe: Get Fosters in Australia. Mate.
• 49:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:07
  El Guapo: Realistic.
• 49:08
  Testecleese: I don't know where to get a Foster's outside of an outback steakhouse.
• 49:11
  Brian McFadden: I don't think there's I don't think it exists outside of.
• 49:15
  Testecleese: Backstage.
• 49:15
  Brian McFadden: I think they've cornered the market.
• 49:18
  Testecleese: Their house, brew.
• 49:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:23
  Brian McFadden: Oh, my God!
• 49:24
  Ron Pascoe: There we go!
• 49:26
  Brian McFadden: Do they serve it on tap, or is it in the oil? Can there.
• 49:30
  Ron Pascoe: In the old family.
• 49:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know. I I think they got the oil again. They probably have it on tap.
• 49:36
  El Guapo: So I.
• 49:38
  Ron Pascoe: You, Mike.
• 49:38
  Brian McFadden: I think it's in the oil can, and they just bring it in a glass.
• 49:42
  El Guapo: I don't think I've never seen an Abba steakhouse. Now that I'm thinking about it.
• 49:45
  Testecleese: Oh, real gets good eating dude.
• 49:47
  El Guapo: I've I've never seen one. I don't know where there's 1, because.
• 49:49
  Brian McFadden: There's there's 1. Well, there used to be one in Hampton.
• 49:53
  Brian McFadden: but they turned it into a Verizon store
• 49:56
  Brian McFadden: or no. They turned into a Chase bank, and then there's 1 in Newport News.
• 50:02
  Testecleese: Now were they the awesome blossom, or the blooming.
• 50:04
  Brian McFadden: Yes, blooming onion.
• 50:06
  Testecleese: Blooming all guy! Hmm.
• 50:08
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 50:10
  Testecleese: Down in Australia.
• 50:11
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, mate, we've got different stores like they're under different names, like, when Burger King come to Australia they had to change the name to Hungry Jack's.
• 50:19
  El Guapo: A 100 jacks.
• 50:22
  Ron Pascoe: Projects. Okay.
• 50:24
  Ron Pascoe: yeah, it's just something in their marketing or something like that. So we couldn't call it Burger King.
• 50:31
  Brian McFadden: Called Hungry Jack. Some guy bought out the rights in Australia.
• 50:34
  Brian McFadden: Oh, he's got it before. Yeah.
• 50:37
  Testecleese: And then you never.
• 50:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah. But he he was trying to sell it back to Burger King American life. It's like.
• 50:43
  Brian McFadden: when you all those people that like.
• 50:46
  Brian McFadden: buy domain names up, and they park them, and then.
• 50:49
  Brian McFadden: and they offer them to you, for you know thousands of thousands of dollars to have it.
• 50:56
  Testecleese: I would love to do a web page for our show, and we could post all of our stuff there
• 51:01
  Testecleese: like, but that it's it's not free to open up a web page. Believe it or not.
• 51:06
  Brian McFadden: No, but you can. The 1st year is like, you know.
• 51:10
  Brian McFadden: we need a storage unit capacity to.
• 51:14
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny, because a couple of years ago, during pride month
• 51:18
  Testecleese: you could get a deal for $1 a year with like a 10 year contract
• 51:22
  Testecleese: to open up a web page. If it was instead of.com or dot net.gov, or whatever. If it was dot gay.
• 51:29
  Brian McFadden: Oh, you should have done it!
• 51:31
  Testecleese: I almost did the Jeffrey.
• 51:33
  Brian McFadden: Brianshow, Dot Gay and Brian.
• 51:37
  Testecleese: Show is dot gay.
• 51:42
  Ron Pascoe: We include more did it.
• 51:47
  Ron Pascoe: We are inclusive.
• 51:51
  Testecleese: Speaking of finances of the show, if anyone's made it this far down the show, feel free to kick us a couple bucks to
• 51:58
  Testecleese: even just storage fees, but it'd be great to have our own web page instead of saying, Hey, go find us on any platform, you say, hey? Go to our web page, you know.
• 52:06
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, I will include the the Paypal information, and if that doesn't work for you hit us up on Facebook Messenger, and we'll show. Tell you how to get us some cash.
• 52:20
  Testecleese: Don't we have a gmail too.
• 52:22
  Brian McFadden: Yes, we do.
• 52:23
  El Guapo: How much.
• 52:24
  Testecleese: Dear.
• 52:24
  El Guapo: Work. We need to work in a gmail.
• 52:26
  Testecleese: But yeah, if if you, if you dig the show for real share, share the show with everyone you know, all right. That boomer far left.
• 52:34
  Testecleese: Father of yours.
• 52:36
  Testecleese: Have him sit down and listen to the show with you, so he can like. What's the matter with these idiots?
• 52:40
  Testecleese: I'll tell you. What's the matter with us? Idiots!
• 52:42
  Testecleese: We're broke. We're broke baby vets.
• 52:45
  Brian McFadden: Okay, ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 52:49
  El Guapo: We're doing this for beer.
• 52:52
  Brian McFadden: We're we're doing this to keep sane.
• 52:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 52:56
  Testecleese: I'm not actually broke, but I don't have liquid cash.
• 53:00
  Testecleese: you know. I'm just like Ryan like you. No, you got a fucking house. You got all you got, all sorts of you have a boat dude.
• 53:09
  Testecleese: you? You have assets.
• 53:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's.
• 53:12
  Brian McFadden: My boat is barely floating, so.
• 53:16
  El Guapo: That's a perfect example.
• 53:18
  El Guapo: Special.
• 53:19
  Ron Pascoe: I told you, Jeffrey, I know a way. If you make $50 Australian the hard way, mate.
• 53:25
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing is Brian's gonna start selling pot out of his backyard to
• 53:29
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm not unspoken.
• 53:34
  El Guapo: As you are.
• 53:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, I
• 53:37
  Testecleese: I can neither confirm nor deny if I'm growing any, because it's not legal in West Virginia to grow.
• 53:42
  Brian McFadden: It's not legal to sell it in Virginia. It's only legal to grow it. I'm growing it for personal consumption.
• 53:50
  Testecleese: Do you have a Max? How many plants are allowed to grow.
• 53:52
  Brian McFadden: 4. Per household.
• 53:55
  Testecleese: Yeah. Okay? Cause I know in mass, you're allowed to grow. You could have 2 per adult living in the house up to 6 plants.
• 54:02
  Brian McFadden: In Michigan. It's like 4 per adult per house. So.
• 54:07
  Testecleese: I mean realistically. Huh!
• 54:10
  Testecleese: It only takes a couple months to grow a plant to maturity.
• 54:13
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm screwing up then.
• 54:15
  Testecleese: Well, no, you had photo period plants in your house, not getting the sunlight to trigger it to. Flower.
• 54:22
  Testecleese: You know. There's tons of information out there to show you and teach you how to do all this stuff right.
• 54:27
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 54:28
  Testecleese: Not even that. Go to Youtube and watch a video of a guy. He'll spend 10 min and explain the whole process of growing the photo period. Marijuana.
• 54:37
  Brian McFadden: And you're like, Oh, all right, that's all I gotta do.
• 54:40
  Testecleese: Because, yeah, man, you, you should have had flowers by now.
• 54:43
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 54:44
  Testecleese: Alright, anyway.
• 54:47
  Testecleese: So Mark. Right, he is the Chief of the United Nations. I'm sorry the NATO chief not United Nations.
• 54:57
  Brian McFadden: Called Trump Daddy.
• 54:59
  El Guapo: So, but it get quiet.
• 55:00
  Brian McFadden: You got a video, you said.
• 55:02
  Testecleese: I thought I did. I couldn't find it in there. Let me have another quick look. But yeah.
• 55:07
  Brian McFadden: Fine.
• 55:08
  Testecleese: After trump dropped the F bomb concerning Israel and Iran.
• 55:16
  Testecleese: They were talking about, you know the war ending, and this dude said, got it.
• 55:22
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go!
• 55:24
  Brian McFadden: I'll get. Let me get you share.
• 55:25
  Brian McFadden: I gotta get through the Commercial.
• 55:28
  Brian McFadden: The 30 second ad for sleeping in bed.
• 55:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, it's like, sometimes Daddy has to use harsh language.
• 55:39
  Testecleese: Is that
• 55:40
  Testecleese: one of these reporters was asking Trump about it after the fact. And was it Rubio behind him?
• 55:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, laughing.
• 55:50
  Testecleese: So Mark, what calls you daddy? Do you see? The rest of NATO is your children. He's like. No, but you know I think he likes me. He calls me Daddy.
• 56:03
  Brian McFadden: Alright! Let's do this.
• 56:05
  Testecleese: Wait. I got it. I laughed my ass off when I heard this stuff. Yeah, you said you got it.
• 56:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 56:10
  Testecleese: Don't forget to share, because it's still sharing on me.
• 56:13
  Brian McFadden: I'm working on it.
• 56:14
  Testecleese: Alright, yeah, I laughed. Real good dude. It was hilarious. There we go.
• 56:19
  El Guapo: Mark Ritter, the NATO chief, who is your friend. He called you Daddy earlier.
• 56:27
  Testecleese: Do you regard?
• 56:29
  Brian McFadden: We're NATO allies.
• 56:31
  El Guapo: Kind of children. No, he likes me. I think he likes me. If he doesn't, I'll let you know. I'll come back and I'll hit him hard. Okay.
• 56:37
  Brian McFadden: Do you.
• 56:38
  El Guapo: Did it very affectionately, Daddy.
• 56:40
  Brian McFadden: My daddy, do you have a guy.
• 56:41
  Testecleese: Your name.
• 56:42
  El Guapo: Allies, though as kind of like children. And they're obviously listening to you, and they're spending more. And you're obviously appreciative of that. But do you hope that actually, they're going to be able to defend themselves.
• 56:55
  Brian McFadden: And Europe on their own.
• 56:57
  El Guapo: I think they need help a little bit at the beginning, and I think they'll be able to. And I think they're going to remember this day, and this is a big day for NATO. You know. This was a very big day. They took it. One of the gentlemen said, You know what we've been trying to raise money for. Raise the rate for 30 years, he said.
• 57:13
  Brian McFadden: This is a huge accomplishment from almost the beginning.
• 57:16
  Testecleese: He's been there for a long time, he said, until you came.
• 57:18
  El Guapo: Along. It never happened. What you did is amazing. It's been sort of an amazing day.
• 57:23
  Brian McFadden: Nobody else was pushing it except for trump.
• 57:25
  Testecleese: Do it without you, though in the future can they do it without?
• 57:32
  Testecleese: And you're right. And not only was Trump the only one who pushed it. But he said, we're going to pack up and roll out because we're not going to be the entire defense force for all of freaking NATO.
• 57:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 57:42
  Testecleese: If you guys don't.
• 57:43
  Brian McFadden: We have been for the last ever since data was created. We that's been us, you know, and these people, these countries in Europe.
• 57:51
  Brian McFadden: because we were protecting them. They were able to make it all social spending. And they're all Socialist countries now.
• 57:58
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly because they weren't running their defense. And we keep saying, Whoa, look at this country.
• 58:03
  Testecleese: They have free health care. Yeah, that's because they're not paying for their own national defense.
• 58:07
  Brian McFadden: They've got a ubi.
• 58:11
  Testecleese: Where? Who's got a ubi.
• 58:13
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, but I'm just saying they could have.
• 58:17
  Testecleese: Oh, you got you guys familiar with Nick Fritas.
• 58:21
  El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah. No.
• 58:24
  Testecleese: Twistman.
• 58:25
  El Guapo: For Virginia is a delegate for Virginia.
• 58:28
  Testecleese: Delegate. Okay, have you seen any of his Youtube stuff.
• 58:30
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, I do. He got a funny stuff, and he's hilarious.
• 58:35
  Testecleese: Hold on. I'm gonna I don't even know what this is. The wife just sent it to me.
• 58:39
  Brian McFadden: Oh, boy!
• 58:40
  Testecleese: Yeah. So I'm just gonna play the audio.
• 58:43
  Brian McFadden: You got to take sharing back.
• 58:45
  Testecleese: I just did.
• 58:46
  Testecleese: You're quick.
• 58:47
  El Guapo: Oh, you guys, yeah, well, I just have to. I know how to do it.
• 58:51
  Brian McFadden: I'm out of practice because I don't do it anymore.
• 58:55
  Testecleese: I was hoping you could hear this. I have issues sometimes with my audio coming through.
• 58:59
  Testecleese: Oh, watch! It takes forever to load.
• 59:02
  Testecleese: Oh, geez! And now what what's.
• 59:04
  Brian McFadden: You got your commercial.
• 59:06
  Testecleese: No, it's not even a commercial. It's these things come, they start automatically muted, and that drives me nuts. It's like I didn't click on the motherfucker to not hear what he had to say. Right.
• 59:14
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. Huh!
• 59:16
  Testecleese: Well, it looks like it has something to do with Hollywood. Let's find out. Do a sequel to this iconic movie. From my childhood Princess Bride.
• 59:24
  El Guapo: Hello! My name is Nicholas Freitas. If you kill this movie, prepare to die.
• 59:31
  Brian McFadden: Dare to die.
• 59:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. And then he took a sip out of a don't try it on me mug.
• 59:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 59:39
  Testecleese: I love watching his short little reels and his full length. Podcast the guy is.
• 59:45
  Testecleese: but he should be libertarian. I don't know if he is, he might be Republican.
• 59:48
  El Guapo: The Republican. He's over here in the middle of Virginia delegate.
• 59:53
  El Guapo: and he he's the one that took down one of the Democrat delegates and the house about his second amendment, and stuff like that.
• 1:00:02
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:00:03
  Testecleese: Speaking of, he he mentioned the Princess Bride was the whole point of that thing.
• 1:00:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:00:08
  Testecleese: I recently rewatched Orange, the new black.
• 1:00:12
  El Guapo: Oh! Did you.
• 1:00:14
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, the redhead that was an American pie
• 1:00:18
  Testecleese: during the course of the show. Yeah, with the crazy hair. She was a junkie on Orange, the new black
• 1:00:25
  Testecleese: over the course of the show I noticed at least 3 Princess Bride references.
• 1:00:29
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:00:30
  Testecleese: And I thought it was hilarious, like she performed a jail, a prison marriage, and she was marriage. I was like another time when they're getting a riot, she goes. Have fun storming the castle
• 1:00:46
  Testecleese: there we saw whole bunch of references like, Oh.
• 1:00:48
  Testecleese: that was such a good movie.
• 1:00:51
  Testecleese: I don't know, you guys, yeah,
• 1:00:54
  Testecleese: check this out, I got to pick movie of the week, for the 1st time, we did it on the velo Gulf on deployment, which was until like month, 3 or 4 into deployment.
• 1:01:04
  Testecleese: But I picked the Princess Bride. I was like, well, you know, great movie.
• 1:01:08
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:01:09
  Testecleese: Half the crew didn't show up, because, like, I don't want to watch some ROM-com chick, flick, I'm like you have no idea what he was giving out on like. It's a Mel Brooks production for crepe sakes, you know.
• 1:01:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Not very romcoming.
• 1:01:22
  Testecleese: No, the main character was the guy who played Robin Hood in Robin Hood men in tights.
• 1:01:29
  Brian McFadden: Hi Glenn.
• 1:01:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, so, okay, so what do these G, 7 guys do back on topic here.
• 1:01:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:01:38
  Testecleese: Yeah. The G, 7 nations.
• 1:01:40
  El Guapo: Yeah. The top 7 nations and stuff.
• 1:01:42
  Brian McFadden: To talk about the economy.
• 1:01:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, they just talk about shit.
• 1:01:46
  Testecleese: Well, after trump left, the the rest of the guys managed to get nothing done on all the stuff that they were going to agree to.
• 1:01:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that doesn't.
• 1:01:53
  El Guapo: Now they laugh.
• 1:01:56
  Testecleese: We have better trade with almost every nation on the planet. Now, because of Trump's threat of giant tariffs.
• 1:02:02
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:02:02
  El Guapo: We want the reciprocal tariffs, you know.
• 1:02:05
  Testecleese: Yeah. So you guys charge us this much, we're gonna put at least that much on.
• 1:02:10
  Testecleese: China fathers are like, all right, we're gonna double it. Then fine fuck, you guys, we don't need to buy Chinese goods. I'm like.
• 1:02:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:02:16
  Testecleese: Today we better stop making microchips. Then, right speaking of, though, with
• 1:02:25
  Testecleese: all these wars coming to an end.
• 1:02:29
  Testecleese: China's not gonna have the opportunity to swoop in and just seize Taiwan.
• 1:02:35
  Brian McFadden: Why?
• 1:02:37
  Testecleese: Well, I thought they were. Gonna wait. I thought they were waiting for the United States to get involved somewhere, and we'd be too busy to go over there, and you know, do anything about it.
• 1:02:45
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 1:02:47
  Testecleese: I mean.
• 1:02:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:02:48
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:02:50
  El Guapo: With this they would just bomb and do it. Just show everybody like Look Iran. Apparently they had those fucking
• 1:02:59
  El Guapo: what is it? No satellites, but fucking to scan the sky for planes and shit radar? The radar. Thank you. The killing, fucking scanned the fucking bt bomber. So now Russia's like, Oh, shit! I don't know if we want to mess with fucking America right now.
• 1:03:15
  Testecleese: Yeah. When the b 2 s came in and dropped those Bunker Busters, they didn't fire a single shot to try to stop anything, because they didn't see it coming. They didn't know what was going to happen.
• 1:03:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, and.
• 1:03:24
  Ron Pascoe: It wasn't.
• 1:03:25
  El Guapo: Raiders couldn't catch it. So you know, those are Russian radars, too.
• 1:03:29
  Ron Pascoe: It wasn't state he flew him out of America.
• 1:03:33
  El Guapo: You know.
• 1:03:34
  Testecleese: From the United States have a think about.
• 1:03:37
  Brian McFadden: It's our flight. How many, how many crews are on board the b. 1 bomber to do that?
• 1:03:42
  El Guapo: Probably like,
• 1:03:43
  Brian McFadden: Because you're only allowed to fly like 8 h at a time. So how much.
• 1:03:47
  El Guapo: You can. You can sleep it, you know, for.
• 1:03:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But I mean, you gotta alternate. I mean, it's totally automated flying.
• 1:03:53
  Testecleese: Copilot.
• 1:03:53
  Brian McFadden: Most part, but.
• 1:03:54
  El Guapo: Autopilot autopilot. You just sit there, take a nap.
• 1:03:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you don't take a nap flying a stealth bomber across.
• 1:04:00
  Brian McFadden: The fucking half the money.
• 1:04:02
  Testecleese: Because if something goes wrong you want to be awake to handle it, you know.
• 1:04:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:04:06
  El Guapo: No, but that's why you got your palace awake, you know.
• 1:04:09
  Testecleese: Exactly. You got 2 guys.
• 1:04:10
  Brian McFadden: I bet there's more than one crew on there, though.
• 1:04:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:04:13
  Testecleese: Maybe maybe I mean you got one guy. I bet you there's a guy in the back who opens the Bombay doors, and it's not a button push in the cockpit, but I don't know how the B 2 set up. It is a very secret secret weapon, you know.
• 1:04:27
  Ron Pascoe: Miss.
• 1:04:28
  El Guapo: Or something.
• 1:04:30
  Testecleese: Does anyone else.
• 1:04:31
  Brian McFadden: I've got a picture I've seen actually seen a b 2 bomber live and in person. And I've actually taken a picture of one flying over the flight deck of an aircraft carrier. I have it hanging up in my office right now.
• 1:04:42
  Testecleese: Wow! I love a copy of that picture, Dude. If you still have the negative, or does the navy have the negative.
• 1:04:47
  El Guapo: Yeah. It's kind of tight to. It's kind of tight to see
• 1:04:51
  Brian McFadden: Always scan the photo in.
• 1:04:53
  Testecleese: True.
• 1:04:53
  Ron Pascoe: But have a think. Have a think. The enormity of this mission, the guy I told her said, like, if you don't any like
• 1:05:00
  Ron Pascoe: any attacks from around the area. So he said, fuck is we come from America. He's going all the way there. Sent him all the way over there right 36 h flight like you, said
• 1:05:10
  Ron Pascoe: Pinpoint, fucking accuracy.
• 1:05:13
  Testecleese: Dude, did you? Okay? They made it sound like, like, we just dropped 6 bombs like.
• 1:05:17
  Brian McFadden: Success.
• 1:05:18
  Testecleese: And explode. No, they fucking Star Wars style, you know. A whole rat dropped it through a fucking air vent. Yeah.
• 1:05:27
  El Guapo: Like a.
• 1:05:28
  Testecleese: Fine kids.
• 1:05:29
  El Guapo: Top, top, 3.
• 1:05:30
  Ron Pascoe: So I've.
• 1:05:31
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:05:31
  Testecleese: Oh, God, that's insane, like I know how advanced
• 1:05:39
  Testecleese: Western weaponry, especially United States, because we keep we're the only ones that have these bunker bosses the mops. We won't let anyone else in the world touch them who's like no, no, fuck you if the world ends, we have them sorry guys, we love you, but we're not giving you our end of the world weapons.
• 1:05:53
  Brian McFadden: The hell, no.
• 1:05:55
  Testecleese: But I didn't realize we could drop a 3,000 pound bomb through an air a 30,000 pound.
• 1:06:01
  Brian McFadden: You didn't know they were that that precision. They you thought it was like a bomb. They just dropped.
• 1:06:07
  Testecleese: It happens.
• 1:06:08
  Brian McFadden: Missile type, thing.
• 1:06:09
  Testecleese: And it would hit within like 5 feet of what they were trying to hit. You know.
• 1:06:14
  Brian McFadden: Holy crap!
• 1:06:16
  El Guapo: New Year.
• 1:06:17
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Tomahawk's going.
• 1:06:19
  Testecleese: Oh, the tomahawks are nuts, man! We can put them in through a car window and detonate it inside of a look. Yeah. Is it the tomahawk? Or is it the hellfire
• 1:06:27
  Testecleese: that we can actually like fly through the window of like an apartment building and detonate the Ginsu bomb, which is a bunch of blades inside the room and kill no one outside the room. It's like Whoa! This is crazy.
• 1:06:39
  Testecleese: you know. Meanwhile Iran's firing rockets, and like, maybe one of them hit something we want to hit.
• 1:06:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:06:47
  Testecleese: Oof, hmm, alright, alright.
• 1:06:51
  Testecleese: yeah, I was asking, though, does does anyone else in the world have B two's? Or have we kept that to ourselves?
• 1:06:56
  Ron Pascoe: See, we get teamed up.
• 1:06:57
  Brian McFadden: The torch, oils.
• 1:06:59
  Ron Pascoe: You go line.
• 1:07:01
  Brian McFadden: So I also, I don't think anybody else can afford the B 2 bombers.
• 1:07:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the main they weren't cheap to make when we made them.
• 1:07:10
  Testecleese: But how many? 15 s. And 16 s. Did we give to several nations, you know, drives that
• 1:07:18
  Testecleese: I'll show you. I think it's 20 twos and 30 fives, don't they?
• 1:07:21
  Ron Pascoe: 35, yeah, 22 s. And 35 s.
• 1:07:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, the the 35 can take off vertically.
• 1:07:28
  Brian McFadden: That's crazy.
• 1:07:31
  Testecleese: Like. You don't even need an aircraft carrier. You could have, like a a regular navy vessel like a cruiser or a frigate, and launch these things off of it.
• 1:07:39
  Brian McFadden: Land on a cruiser.
• 1:07:41
  Testecleese: Well, right?
• 1:07:42
  Brian McFadden: It's gotta be a amphibious. It's gotta have some kind of flight deck for it to land on and take.
• 1:07:47
  Testecleese: There was a helicopter on my cruiser.
• 1:07:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, of course, but the F-thirty 5 is bigger than a crew bigger than a helicopter.
• 1:07:54
  Testecleese: I'm just saying the fantail of a cruiser is pointing big to land one jet on it.
• 1:08:00
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:08:01
  Testecleese: Now there was an issue with these things melting the non-skid off the flight decks of ships, though taken off vertically.
• 1:08:08
  Testecleese: I wonder if they fix that problem.
• 1:08:10
  El Guapo: Alright guys. I gotta go talk to you guys. Later.
• 1:08:13
  Testecleese: Thanks for hanging out later. Man. Have a good night. Good morning over there.
• 1:08:18
  Testecleese: Speak! Speaking to our foreign
• 1:08:21
  Testecleese: memory here. We're going to move right into immigration from that.
• 1:08:25
  Testecleese: because Guapo came here illegally, I believe.
• 1:08:28
  Brian McFadden: No, he didn't.
• 1:08:31
  Testecleese: I thought he did.
• 1:08:34
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:08:34
  Testecleese: Thought, he said. I came here legally and got a citizenship when he joined the service.
• 1:08:39
  Testecleese: No, he now granted he was a child when he came over.
• 1:08:43
  Brian McFadden: I think he froze.
• 1:08:45
  Testecleese: Yeah. And he's probably listening to me going, you motherfuckers.
• 1:08:51
  Ron Pascoe: You too.
• 1:08:53
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:08:56
  Testecleese: Okay. I saw this story a little bit ago of this illegal alien from Venezuela, who was going to high school when he was like 25 or something.
• 1:09:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:09:06
  Testecleese: Here in the States, I was like, well, that's pretty messed up, anyway, you know, like,
• 1:09:12
  Testecleese: maybe you do need high school education
• 1:09:15
  Testecleese: coming from Venezuela because they have well.
• 1:09:18
  Testecleese: the Socialists, their career education system must suck right.
• 1:09:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, then this guy, then this guy has a
• 1:09:26
  Testecleese: Guns!
• 1:09:28
  Testecleese: So he's being charged with all sorts of crimes now.
• 1:09:32
  Testecleese: not just crossing the border illegally. Now he's a
• 1:09:36
  Testecleese: or an illegal immigrant in possession of a firearm. I think they got like 6 or 7 charges for bringing this guy up on like. No, this is just absolutely unacceptable.
• 1:09:46
  Testecleese: And you know what's funny is, I keep hearing a lot of these folks say that, you know. Oh, these rights apply to everyone. It's like, Yeah, you say that, but these illegal immigrants are not allowed to own a firearm.
• 1:09:57
  Testecleese: I think even legal immigrants are not allowed to own firearms, but I'm not sure
• 1:10:02
  Testecleese: I think you have to be an actual citizen, like naturalized citizen, to own a firearm in the United States.
• 1:10:07
  Testecleese: and not have a felony on your record.
• 1:10:10
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:10:13
  Testecleese: Which the only reason why I would ever support a background check was to find out if you have a felony.
• 1:10:18
  Testecleese: Besides that, I don't think the Government gets any kind of say
• 1:10:23
  Testecleese: in in anything, and even that I'm not sure if I like.
• 1:10:27
  Testecleese: but you know you can't trust criminals to be honest and not go buy guns because they're criminals right.
• 1:10:33
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:10:35
  Testecleese: Alright the was it temporary, protective status.
• 1:10:42
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:10:43
  Testecleese: Of Haitians.
• 1:10:45
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if I don't know if I agree with this decision. I know what trump's trying to do, but Haiti is probably still not a safe country to go back to.
• 1:10:55
  Testecleese: We don't have to deport them to Haiti, though.
• 1:10:57
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:10:59
  Testecleese: Well, it's it's 2 topics down from here, under, not not stories topics under legal
• 1:11:08
  Testecleese: supreme courts that go ahead and use a 3rd country as a deportation site.
• 1:11:13
  Testecleese: And you know, we could send these guys to Southern Sudan in a war zone. Remember.
• 1:11:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:11:21
  Testecleese: But yeah, half 1 million Haitians that have moved to the United States because Haiti is a shit. Whole country.
• 1:11:28
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:11:29
  Testecleese: Half 1 million of these folks may get deported now.
• 1:11:35
  Testecleese: and I know you say, don't send him back to Haiti. Oh, my God!
• 1:11:39
  Testecleese: Problem is, these folks should have requested asylum.
• 1:11:43
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:11:43
  Testecleese: Instead of just moving to the United States and flying under the radar.
• 1:11:47
  Brian McFadden: They didn't. They were brought in by the Biden Administration.
• 1:11:51
  Testecleese: They came in under Tps.
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: See? That's the problem. When you use the word temporary or deferred.
• 1:11:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:11:59
  Testecleese: It's not forever.
• 1:12:00
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:12:01
  Brian McFadden: but they weren't explained that when they got here I'm sure they just thought they were coming, and they were going to be automatically granted
• 1:12:12
  Brian McFadden: status and not citizenship per se, but close to it. Type deal.
• 1:12:19
  Testecleese: I don't know man like
• 1:12:21
  Testecleese: I understand the idea of trying to help these people, but how how much vetting went into who you brought
• 1:12:26
  Testecleese: God.
• 1:12:27
  Testecleese: Probably. How many, how many people live in Haiti?
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: You know what I mean.
• 1:12:32
  Testecleese: I mean, it's not going to be a hundred 1 million people. It's a small. It's half of a small island right.
• 1:12:37
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:12:39
  Testecleese: To a half 1 million people, God knows. Like did we bring
• 1:12:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:45
  Testecleese: Barbecue over.
• 1:12:48
  Brian McFadden: Maybe not barbecue, because barbecue is in power in Haiti. He's like the de facto President of Haiti.
• 1:12:54
  Testecleese: Which is crazy because we were talking about Haiti last week, weren't we?
• 1:12:57
  Brian McFadden: And how oh!
• 1:12:59
  Brian McFadden: And then Dps is gone!
• 1:13:01
  Testecleese: It's true, doesn't he?
• 1:13:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think he does think he might, because we say something. And then things happen.
• 1:13:07
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:13:10
  Testecleese: Crazy shit
• 1:13:14
  Testecleese: it looks like Brian might be trying to find out how many citizens there are in Haiti, but I'm not sure
• 1:13:19
  Testecleese: I can look that up real quick.
• 1:13:21
  Testecleese: Honestly, I looked like you were clicking away trying to figure it out.
• 1:13:24
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:13:25
  Brian McFadden: You know.
• 1:13:26
  Testecleese: But, as I mentioned last week or Tuesday, actually
• 1:13:30
  Testecleese: I'm going on a pleasure cruise next July.
• 1:13:33
  Brian McFadden: You're not going 80.
• 1:13:35
  Testecleese: One of the port visits is Haiti, and we're not.
• 1:13:37
  Brian McFadden: Gotta be the Dr.
• 1:13:39
  Testecleese: I'm hoping I'd love to see the Dominican Republic dude like those people know enough to keep Haiti the fuck away right?
• 1:13:48
  Testecleese: Got it.
• 1:13:50
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because I mentioned it to my brother and sister, who are going on the cruise with me.
• 1:13:55
  Testecleese: My brother's like. Well, you know, they don't stamp passports into Europe come from a seafaring vessel
• 1:14:00
  Testecleese: was like, Yeah, I get that so you can.
• 1:14:04
  Brian McFadden: Currently facing a severe humanitarian political and security crisis. This crisis is categorized by gang violence.
• 1:14:13
  Testecleese: Garrett.
• 1:14:14
  Brian McFadden: Political instability, economic, humanitarian crisis. Security concerns that.
• 1:14:21
  Testecleese: So what's the population?
• 1:14:23
  Brian McFadden: I'm working on it. AI was not helpful.
• 1:14:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:14:27
  Testecleese: I thought you was going to go to Google and ask, you know, population of Haiti. But you know
• 1:14:32
  Testecleese: we all got our different ways to get to information right?
• 1:14:35
  Brian McFadden: Everything's AI! Now.
• 1:14:37
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:14:38
  Brian McFadden: Current population is approximately 11000901707, as of June 2025.
• 1:14:49
  Testecleese: Wow! They did. What a full on census.
• 1:14:53
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. AI told me this.
• 1:14:56
  Testecleese: But they came down to to a single digit number.
• 1:14:59
  Brian McFadden: I know they did. Yes, they did. It's estimated to be around 11.9 to 12 million people. So yeah, I don't know. AI is pretty good, damn it!
• 1:15:11
  Brian McFadden: And the projected population for 2050 will be 14,000,71862.
• 1:15:22
  Testecleese: We need to airdrop those guys. Some condoms.
• 1:15:26
  Brian McFadden: There is approximately 432 people per kilometer.
• 1:15:33
  Brian McFadden: Hello, meter! Would you?
• 1:15:35
  Brian McFadden: Equals to? I got the the mile marker thing here
• 1:15:40
  Brian McFadden: 1,119 people per mile.
• 1:15:46
  Testecleese: That's not bad, actually.
• 1:15:48
  Brian McFadden: That's a lot of people per mile.
• 1:15:50
  Testecleese: Yes, for an entire country. But like you look at New York City or Boston. That's actually not that bad, you know.
• 1:15:58
  Testecleese: But I didn't know. I thought it was funny. You said kilometer instead of kilometer.
• 1:16:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, I'm drunk. I'm drinking.
• 1:16:04
  Testecleese: I know, and it makes me laugh because it's always like an applause meter or a laugh-o-meter. I'm like, no, it's it's an odometer, a thermometer, a kilometer, not an ometer, but it's, you know.
• 1:16:18
  Testecleese: Oh, alright!
• 1:16:21
  Testecleese: Yeah. Okay. Did you hear the Mayor of Nashville fucking doxed a whole bunch of ice agents.
• 1:16:26
  Brian McFadden: Yes, and he says he's do it again.
• 1:16:29
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:16:30
  Brian McFadden: Meanwhile people are complaining that ice agents are all wearing masks. Now.
• 1:16:35
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:16:36
  Testecleese: Because you've freaking given away their identities. And you know, and you're telling people to go kill these people
• 1:16:43
  Testecleese: and and Bull. And why are you allowed to wear a damn dust mask or a surgical mask out in public?
• 1:16:50
  Testecleese: But these guys aren't allowed to do the same thing.
• 1:16:52
  Brian McFadden: I'm afraid of Covid.
• 1:16:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I I
• 1:16:58
  Testecleese: don't see a lot of masks around here in West Virginia. There is one lady in my church who wears one all the time. Okay, she's an older woman. Maybe she has
• 1:17:06
  Testecleese: immune issues, or maybe she's terrified of Covid. I don't know.
• 1:17:09
  Brian McFadden: What color is she.
• 1:17:11
  Testecleese: Oh, everyone in my church is white.
• 1:17:13
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:17:15
  Testecleese: I.
• 1:17:15
  Brian McFadden: I see typically the people I see in mass around here are African, American.
• 1:17:20
  Testecleese: We don't have a whole lot of black folk out here in West Virginia. There are some, especially in the cities.
• 1:17:26
  Testecleese: but we're not finding a bunch of them in the mountains, you know, in Appalachia.
• 1:17:32
  Brian McFadden: I don't know why not.
• 1:17:33
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 1:17:34
  Testecleese: It was just funny, because you don't find a lot of black folk
• 1:17:39
  Testecleese: dealing with anything has to do with any form of water
• 1:17:41
  Testecleese: like you don't see them typically speaking
• 1:17:45
  Testecleese: swimming, or skiing, or snowboarding. Now this you know, you will here and there. Obviously.
• 1:17:51
  Testecleese: I mean shit. One of our best star swimmers on the Bella Gulf was a black dude, but he was, and he was cut out of fricking granite to the dude was shredded like dude. How do you not just sink to the bottom of the ocean as soon as you get in the water?
• 1:18:04
  Testecleese: But yeah, I've been skiing a shit probably
• 1:18:07
  Testecleese: 300 times, and I don't think I've ever seen a black dude on the mountain skiing, you know.
• 1:18:13
  Testecleese: Just this is not something, you see, but they don't mind the cold typically speaking, because I mean, you go up to like Detroit up in Michigan.
• 1:18:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:18:22
  Testecleese: Oldest shit up there, isn't it?
• 1:18:24
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 1:18:26
  Testecleese: These folks got no problem.
• 1:18:28
  Testecleese: But you know the American is pretty, not the American. The human beings pretty adaptable in general.
• 1:18:33
  Testecleese: You know it is funny going to Florida, though, and watching people with
• 1:18:38
  Testecleese: The big, heavy burka jackets.
• 1:18:41
  Brian McFadden: In Florida, and it's 60 degrees outside.
• 1:18:46
  Testecleese: It's like 9.
• 1:18:46
  Brian McFadden: Degrees.
• 1:18:47
  Testecleese: Wearing this like fur jacket, I'm like, Oh, my God! Like I can't even breathe, you know.
• 1:18:54
  Testecleese: I've only been to Florida once, but it blew my mind seeing people wearing these jackets. I'm like, you're you're insane, dude.
• 1:19:01
  Testecleese: but do you not have A/C in yours? If it's not warm enough when it's 90 degrees out for you. Do you have the heat on in the summer, you know.
• 1:19:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:19:11
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:19:14
  Brian McFadden: They probably don't even have heat in their houses in Florida.
• 1:19:17
  Testecleese: Well, it gets down into the it gets down to freezing
• 1:19:22
  Testecleese: in in parts of Florida, because I know this, because back, when there used to be oranges in Florida before that weird disease came through and killed the crop.
• 1:19:30
  Testecleese: They used to spray down the trees with water right before a freeze.
• 1:19:34
  Brian McFadden: Because the ice will protect it from the cold. Yeah.
• 1:19:38
  Testecleese: Which I thought was crazy like this seems counterintuitive. But you know, anyway, the Vice Mayor
• 1:19:47
  Testecleese: in Los Angeles it says Los Angeles area Vice Mayor, which I don't understand, is it?
• 1:19:54
  Testecleese: Alright?
• 1:19:56
  Testecleese: Isn't this to city mayors usually.
• 1:19:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:19:59
  Testecleese: So, but she called for the quote Cholos to defend their turf against ice.
• 1:20:07
  Brian McFadden: Oh, boy!
• 1:20:09
  Testecleese: And I was like,
• 1:20:11
  Testecleese: Am am I allowed to call people Cholos.
• 1:20:14
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:20:15
  Testecleese: Okay, but but she's allowed to.
• 1:20:18
  Brian McFadden: Maybe she's a trollo.
• 1:20:21
  Testecleese: Well her. Her city is overrun with gang violence, and she's telling the gang members to fight against.
• 1:20:28
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:20:29
  Testecleese: Ice.
• 1:20:30
  Brian McFadden: Makes total sense.
• 1:20:31
  Testecleese: These dudes don't want to get into a fight with law enforcement. Are you kidding me?
• 1:20:37
  Testecleese: And, by the way, speaking of, why don't you go arrest the gang members.
• 1:20:41
  Brian McFadden: You're not doing anything wrong.
• 1:20:43
  Testecleese: Instead of raising them as an army to to fight against Federal law enforcement. That's crazy to me.
• 1:20:50
  Ron Pascoe: When you get these officials made of breaking the laws by inciting violence against Federal officers.
• 1:20:55
  Testecleese: That's what I say, and I was like you should
• 1:20:57
  Testecleese: march in there. And that's the problem. I thought Trump was different than your typical Republican, but apparently not. When it comes to this shit they're releasing these folks that are obstructing ice and all this other stuff
• 1:21:12
  Testecleese: dude. No, slam them hard as you can with a log is they gonna do it to you. They've done it to you. And this is the big reason why I just
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: don't want to be affiliated. The Republican party is because they have no fucking balls.
• 1:21:24
  Testecleese: There's only so many times I'm gonna let you punch me in the fucking mouth.
• 1:21:28
  Testecleese: Well, according to Jesus, 7 times right.
• 1:21:34
  Testecleese: Turn the cheek 7 times, I believe, is what the the New Testament says, and I know.
• 1:21:38
  Brian McFadden: 7 7 times 7.
• 1:21:41
  Testecleese: 7 times 7. Okay, 49.
• 1:21:43
  Testecleese: And I know 7 is used, and 40 is used as a number to
• 1:21:48
  Testecleese: say a bunch or enough times. It's not.
• 1:21:51
  Testecleese: Necessarily supposed to be literal.
• 1:21:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:21:55
  Testecleese: But there's only so many times I'm gonna let you punch me in the mouth before I punch you back.
• 1:22:01
  Testecleese: and it's just
• 1:22:02
  Testecleese: I don't understand shit. They put Trump's advisors. They put his lawyers in prison. They tried to put Trump in prison to destroy his name, so he couldn't be a President United States again.
• 1:22:15
  Testecleese: And yeah, shit padilla
• 1:22:22
  Testecleese: should should have at least been charged and not just released when he stormed in to a Dhs meeting.
• 1:22:30
  Testecleese: Yep know, if you and me did that shit we'd be in jail.
• 1:22:33
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:22:38
  Ron Pascoe: The q. 1.
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:22:40
  Ron Pascoe: That press conference you had to be like identified. You had to give you credentials beforehand to get in that, didn't you?
• 1:22:47
  Testecleese: I don't know. Honestly.
• 1:22:49
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, well, I heard that everyone there was credential like they
• 1:22:53
  Ron Pascoe: got a pass to get him.
• 1:22:55
  Testecleese: Well, that makes sense.
• 1:22:57
  Ron Pascoe: He stormed. Going there.
• 1:22:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. Exactly. Just ran.
• 1:23:00
  Brian McFadden: Because he was yeah. But he was trying to like.
• 1:23:03
  Testecleese: He's trying to get arrested.
• 1:23:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he wanted to create a scene so his name would get out there. You know. Nobody had ever heard of me for this.
• 1:23:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, at least, they're trying, not Padilla Mciver.
• 1:23:19
  Testecleese: But I mean, generally, we're just letting these people go. I'm like no man. You. You let these folks go. You're setting a precedent to tell everyone they could do the same thing. And
• 1:23:28
  Testecleese: here's the thing is you're up in front of a judge because you did the same thing as a citizen. Just a
• 1:23:32
  Testecleese: Joe blow.
• 1:23:34
  Testecleese: Well, this guy did it.
• 1:23:36
  Testecleese: and everyone knows who he is, and with the entire world watching, let him go. Why aren't you gonna let me go.
• 1:23:42
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. Yeah.
• 1:23:44
  Testecleese: And put right there.
• 1:23:45
  Testecleese: We have right there. We have precedent saying, No, no, we we just we let you go. It's it's okay to do this stuff.
• 1:23:51
  Ron Pascoe: It's like that other guy tried to bring bloody impeachment on Trump. Where is he now? 15 min of claims up.
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: You talk about Al Green.
• 1:23:58
  Ron Pascoe: No, the other guy, the Indian dude.
• 1:24:00
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, he disappeared because his own party was like, you're fucking stupid. Don't do it. It doesn't work.
• 1:24:09
  Ron Pascoe: 15 min.
• 1:24:09
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:24:10
  Ron Pascoe: Quit?
• 1:24:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was like 5, 3. He's like, I'm going to impeach the President of the United States.
• 1:24:16
  Ron Pascoe: He held a rally on the on the steps. Remember, no one turned up.
• 1:24:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, no one, because they've tried to impeach. They've impeached him twice already, and it went nowhere. The Democrats realize this isn't gonna work, especially when the Republicans have a majority of the.
• 1:24:31
  Brian McFadden: In both in both House and Senate.
• 1:24:34
  Testecleese: Well, I'm saying it won't even make it through the the house into the sand.
• 1:24:38
  Brian McFadden: Thirds in the Senate, so.
• 1:24:41
  Testecleese: It's just give up, guys. You just look desperate.
• 1:24:45
  Testecleese: You know.
• 1:24:48
  Testecleese: Kilmar's back in the news.
• 1:24:52
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:24:54
  Testecleese: I guess he's gonna sit in jail until they figure out what to do concerning deportation.
• 1:25:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Cause bail was denied.
• 1:25:04
  Testecleese: Yes, and they're gonna looks like they're gonna deport them to a 3rd country.
• 1:25:12
  Brian McFadden: I thought he was being tried as a as a human trafficker. So he's gonna.
• 1:25:17
  Testecleese: Oh no!
• 1:25:17
  Brian McFadden: And stuff.
• 1:25:18
  Testecleese: They? They dropped the charges, basically like, it's not worth having a trial. We'll just just kick them out of the country.
• 1:25:24
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:25:25
  Testecleese: They brought him back for his day in court. I thought
• 1:25:29
  Testecleese: they brought him back, because they said, we don't like the due process you gave him for deportation.
• 1:25:35
  Brian McFadden: How would you.
• 1:25:37
  Testecleese: Yeah. And the Supreme Court apparently doesn't understand the due process, for illegal immigration does not require a jury trial.
• 1:25:45
  Testecleese: It really doesn't
• 1:25:48
  Testecleese: just like you don't get a jury trial for a speeding ticket. If you decide to fight the ticket.
• 1:25:53
  Brian McFadden: No, you go before a judge.
• 1:25:55
  Testecleese: So, yeah, yeah, you stand in front of a judge. You plead your case. And the judge says, Well, that's stupid.
• 1:26:00
  Brian McFadden: You know.
• 1:26:02
  Testecleese: Heads up to anyone out there fighting a speeding ticket or wants to fight a speeding ticket
• 1:26:08
  Testecleese: ask. When the last time that particular radar gun was calibrated.
• 1:26:15
  Testecleese: because apparently police departments are terrible at keeping their web. The other weapons, their radar guns up to date with calibration. Now it may still be accurate.
• 1:26:26
  Testecleese: but if it's not calibrated, there's no way to prove it was.
• 1:26:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:26:31
  Testecleese: Just heads up, not saying it's gonna work every time, because it's entirely possible. It was calibrated yesterday.
• 1:26:38
  Testecleese: But that's that's probably your best bet, because you're not gonna be able to say
• 1:26:41
  Testecleese: he's a dickhead, and he goes well, here's the printout from the the radar gun, you know.
• 1:26:47
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:26:50
  Testecleese: But yeah, he is hoping after this giant mess. They just
• 1:26:54
  Testecleese: the Democrats drug the entire country through.
• 1:26:57
  Testecleese: Concerning Kilmar, Abrego Garcia.
• 1:27:01
  Testecleese: He is hoping they send him somewhere like Southern Sudan in the middle of a war zone.
• 1:27:05
  Testecleese: He's like, well, you could have gone and been in a nice comfortable prison in El Salvador.
• 1:27:10
  Testecleese: where where you were safe.
• 1:27:14
  Testecleese: You know, because you're a gang member in El Salvador, and they know that
• 1:27:18
  Testecleese: which, by the way, is why he's not allowed to be sent back to El Salvador because the rival gang there will kill him.
• 1:27:25
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:27:26
  Testecleese: But he's not a gang member.
• 1:27:28
  Brian McFadden: No, not at all.
• 1:27:29
  Brian McFadden: Gangs like killing everybody.
• 1:27:33
  Testecleese: No gangs like to make money. That's what a gang is.
• 1:27:37
  Testecleese: If you go and kill your customers, you're probably not gonna make any money.
• 1:27:40
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:27:42
  Testecleese: And typically speaking, they're selling drugs or weapons.
• 1:27:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:46
  Testecleese: Like. For some reason people hear gang, and they assume it means, oh, they just go around killing people. No.
• 1:27:51
  Brian McFadden: No, no, that's all. Gangs do. Gangs are usually dealing drugs.
• 1:27:55
  Testecleese: It's bad. It's bad organized.
• 1:27:57
  Brian McFadden: The hyperboo.
• 1:27:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:28:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, if you kill your customers, you have no one to sell shit to right.
• 1:28:03
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 1:28:04
  Testecleese: And then every other customer is like, well, I'm gonna stop buying from these guys because they kill you
• 1:28:10
  Testecleese: alright.
• 1:28:13
  Testecleese: So we have this. Excuse me.
• 1:28:16
  Ron Pascoe: Great.
• 1:28:16
  Testecleese: Purple heart.
• 1:28:18
  Testecleese: Recipient American vet. Well, veteran of the United States military.
• 1:28:24
  Testecleese: who's just self deported from the United States after 49 years in the country.
• 1:28:32
  Testecleese: He's 55 years old.
• 1:28:34
  Testecleese: you know. Purple heart means wounded in action, right? And getting whatever doesn't matter.
• 1:28:43
  Testecleese: Oh, look at that! Hey, can you hear me?
• 1:28:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, there we go. Yeah. My computer froze up for this second. There, I was like, -oh.
• 1:28:52
  Ron Pascoe: No, no, you're you're going all right.
• 1:28:53
  Testecleese: You sound deported.
• 1:28:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, he self-deported out of here, you know, pointing at trump.
• 1:29:00
  Testecleese: And it's like
• 1:29:02
  Testecleese: he said he was forced to. And by the way, he's he's got a green card, so he didn't have to leave the country
• 1:29:10
  Testecleese: so
• 1:29:11
  Testecleese: like I don't understand why this article came up and became a big deal. I saw it everywhere, too. I didn't bother sharing it, but Brian
• 1:29:18
  Testecleese: liked wanted to talk about this, or, you know, obviously I'm gonna address it.
• 1:29:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean.
• 1:29:24
  Brian McFadden: but I guess they came to him and said that if you don't leave we're gonna deport you. It was really weird. It didn't make any sense to me, either.
• 1:29:31
  Testecleese: He's got a green card, I know.
• 1:29:36
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I mean hour and a half.
• 1:29:39
  Brian McFadden: Normally, if you serve in the military, you get your citizenship so.
• 1:29:44
  Testecleese: Not necessarily. That's usually something that's agreed upon in advance. I know we do it with a lot of Chinese nationals. If you come here and serve in the service. We'll give you citizenship
• 1:29:54
  Testecleese: because after serving, we don't and
• 1:29:57
  Testecleese: typically has to be like 10 years, I served with 2 different Chinese dudes that
• 1:30:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, bye.
• 1:30:03
  Brian McFadden: in the day when we had a base in the Philippines. That's how a lot of Filipinos got their citizenship, you know.
• 1:30:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, you'd sign up, serve 10 years. And typically, speaking of the 10 years of fighting for a nation, you're not going to turn around and sell them out to your home country like you know what things are better. Here I'll stay, you know.
• 1:30:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:23
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:30:25
  Testecleese: So California has been having real budget issues right?
• 1:30:29
  Testecleese: And Newsom tried to blame Trump for the budget issues going on in California.
• 1:30:34
  Brian McFadden: No, it's they want. He gave illegal immigrants access to health care in the state.
• 1:30:39
  Testecleese: Wow!
• 1:30:40
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:30:41
  Testecleese: They closed their 12 billion dollar budget budget deficit by cutting back the healthcare benefits for illegal immigrants.
• 1:30:49
  Brian McFadden: They just gave them like a couple years ago.
• 1:30:53
  Testecleese: Again. How furious would you be as a citizen
• 1:30:56
  Testecleese: that's paying health insurance, paying copays, paying for your medication and watching someone walk across the border into California
• 1:31:04
  Testecleese: and get it all handed to them by the Government.
• 1:31:06
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:31:08
  Testecleese: That's my tax money.
• 1:31:11
  Testecleese: That's being handed to this guy for something that you're making me pay for.
• 1:31:15
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:31:17
  Testecleese: And I know that probably probably close to a 3.rd Maybe half
• 1:31:22
  Testecleese: of Americans have their health insurance through their business.
• 1:31:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:31:27
  Testecleese: It used to be a lot more. But people aren't taking real jobs anymore. They want to work at fucking
• 1:31:32
  Testecleese: Burger Hut.
• 1:31:34
  Brian McFadden: No, they wanted to be Uber drivers or Doordash people or Instacart people.
• 1:31:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, which is a terrible idea in California, because California put the squash.
• 1:31:43
  Brian McFadden: I got rid of all those.
• 1:31:45
  Testecleese: They did.
• 1:31:46
  Brian McFadden: I mean they made them employees. They got rid of the
• 1:31:50
  Brian McFadden: the independent contractor. Does his designation.
• 1:31:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, because, yeah, if you hire someone 3 times to do something, you have to employ them. And it's like.
• 1:32:00
  Testecleese: what are you talking about. I just want someone to come in and like work on my computer to fix a bug or whatever or upgrade it. But now I have to put them on the a fucking payroll when I'm just some schmuck.
• 1:32:10
  Brian McFadden: Doing a podcast out of California.
• 1:32:13
  Testecleese: Did you do so?
• 1:32:14
  Brian McFadden: We're not doing the podcast, out of California.
• 1:32:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, more than we're not doing anything out of California. I've been there once. I don't think I'll ever go back.
• 1:32:21
  Brian McFadden: I was stationed there twice.
• 1:32:23
  Testecleese: Oof.
• 1:32:27
  Testecleese: did you keep an address different than your Navy address?
• 1:32:32
  Testecleese: Or were you paying California taxes.
• 1:32:34
  Brian McFadden: I was paying California taxes for a while
• 1:32:36
  Brian McFadden: I had an apartment. I had an apartment in Chula visa in San Diego.
• 1:32:42
  Testecleese: That's fine. You could do that. Just keep you have to keep an actual place to live somewhere else.
• 1:32:46
  Testecleese: But like, when I signed up.
• 1:32:49
  Testecleese: I kept my Massachusetts address for the longest time.
• 1:32:52
  Brian McFadden: Well, I was a I was still a freaking Michigan resident the whole time I was in the navy, but you know I.
• 1:32:58
  Testecleese: Taxing you too.
• 1:33:00
  Brian McFadden: No, they're tax-free for military.
• 1:33:02
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:33:03
  Brian McFadden: But it was, you know. But
• 1:33:06
  Brian McFadden: you know, when I got a place I had to start paying taxes in the places and stuff, you know.
• 1:33:12
  Testecleese: I kept my Massachusetts address for too long, and then one year I got hit with a bill saying I owed $7 in taxes to Massachusetts. I was like no, I was like no, no, I was like I was being cool.
• 1:33:25
  Brian McFadden: Paying ma taxes.
• 1:33:27
  Testecleese: When I was living in Virginia on a ship, you know, or in the middle of the ocean.
• 1:33:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:33:32
  Testecleese: And he's like, no, I'm done. I'm officially changing my address. Bullshit.
• 1:33:36
  Brian McFadden: Florida.
• 1:33:37
  Testecleese: Especially Massachusetts. There, that's exactly what I did. Actually, I claimed the wife's family's property.
• 1:33:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:33:44
  Testecleese: But I was like, this is insane. How much tax you're charging me, anyway? It was almost as much as Federal.
• 1:33:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:33:52
  Testecleese: And then, like No, you owe us more. I was like, no, I don't. I never paid that $7, even when I moved back to Massachusetts and actually started working again.
• 1:33:59
  Testecleese: I was like, no, I'm not. I'm not giving you this money. I I gave you way too much. I should have just told you guys to fuck off when I rolled out the 1st time. You know.
• 1:34:08
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:34:10
  Testecleese: Oof we're getting there on time. Dude!
• 1:34:13
  Testecleese: I I thought we weren't gonna make it. I thought we weren't.
• 1:34:15
  Brian McFadden: I'm I was shocked, too, because we just did a show like 3 days ago. So.
• 1:34:21
  Testecleese: I thought we weren't gonna make time. And it looks like we're gonna cut short here. We'll we'll see how it goes. Maybe we'll just keep drinking and talking because we've done 3 h shows before right.
• 1:34:30
  Brian McFadden: Yup! Yup!
• 1:34:32
  Testecleese: So the Republicans in the Senate
• 1:34:35
  Testecleese: they do not like this big, beautiful Bill Trump is putting forward
• 1:34:40
  Testecleese: because they just don't like how much more spending it is!
• 1:34:46
  Testecleese: Thoughts.
• 1:34:49
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean.
• 1:34:51
  Brian McFadden: it's tough, because when you're trying to get these stupid big bills through, you gotta make compromises. So.
• 1:34:59
  Ron Pascoe: Just nitpick and take this out and take that out. But you get your main parts. You build through.
• 1:35:06
  Testecleese: That's.
• 1:35:07
  Brian McFadden: I don't. I don't think this was
• 1:35:09
  Brian McFadden: way this bill should have went through. I think it should have been.
• 1:35:13
  Testecleese: Right of mine.
• 1:35:13
  Brian McFadden: Multiple smaller bills.
• 1:35:16
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 1:35:17
  Brian McFadden: You know, it would have been easier to digest in the House and in the Senate, but you know.
• 1:35:22
  Brian McFadden: somebody in their brilliance came up with this great stupid. This is like an omnibus bill.
• 1:35:29
  Testecleese: Bus.
• 1:35:30
  Brian McFadden: It's all shoved in there, you know, and you know, like it, or don't like it, you know.
• 1:35:36
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. And then the the.
• 1:35:38
  Brian McFadden: I don't agree with the this way of doing government work, you know.
• 1:35:42
  Testecleese: No, I'd like to see an itemized issues like, we'll vote on one issue.
• 1:35:47
  Testecleese: Are we gonna fund this or not?
• 1:35:49
  Testecleese: Okay, it goes in a pile. Here comes the next one.
• 1:35:52
  Testecleese: but that's just not how we're doing it.
• 1:35:55
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:35:55
  Ron Pascoe: It's been driving me nuts for the longest time.
• 1:35:59
  Testecleese: But I will say they're complaining about all this increased spending.
• 1:36:04
  Testecleese: Yes and no. We just cut how much money out of the budget.
• 1:36:10
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:36:11
  Brian McFadden: Well, how many.
• 1:36:11
  Testecleese: How is that? We.
• 1:36:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, actually, how much do we actually cut? Because.
• 1:36:16
  Testecleese: Hundreds of billions didn't, didn't hit a trillion, and they predicted 2 trillion, which they blew.
• 1:36:21
  Brian McFadden: Don't even want to actually see it. I mean.
• 1:36:25
  Brian McFadden: just because they say it's happening doesn't mean it's actually gonna happen. I don't trust the Federal government.
• 1:36:30
  Testecleese: Got wrecked.
• 1:36:33
  Brian McFadden: They're still there. They weren't shut down.
• 1:36:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, all butt shut down.
• 1:36:39
  Testecleese: And here's the funny thing is.
• 1:36:41
  Testecleese: Elon Musk has got on board with Warren Buffett's idea how to hand budget, the balance, the budget.
• 1:36:48
  Testecleese: Overnight.
• 1:36:49
  Testecleese: And here's the problem with this idea. It's been brought up over and over and over and over again.
• 1:36:57
  Testecleese: But no one, no one in the Congress will vote for it.
• 1:37:00
  Brian McFadden: No hell.
• 1:37:00
  Testecleese: Because well, because it says if the bound budget is not balanced.
• 1:37:06
  Brian McFadden: Because they've been.
• 1:37:08
  Testecleese: No, no, no, no way better than that than every person in Congress. Every single member is up for reelection.
• 1:37:17
  Testecleese: Next voting cycle, no matter what.
• 1:37:20
  Brian McFadden: Never gonna have a.
• 1:37:21
  Testecleese: No, there's no way they're gonna vote for it. These guys decide how much they get paid.
• 1:37:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:37:29
  Testecleese: And no wonder why they keep getting pay raises. But the frigging.
• 1:37:32
  Brian McFadden: They won't even vote for term limits. So.
• 1:37:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know where I stand on term limits. Honestly.
• 1:37:41
  Brian McFadden: I'd rather see that than some of these other cockamamie ideas are coming up with.
• 1:37:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. But if you, if you, someone's doing a good job, wouldn't want you to keep them in office.
• 1:37:51
  Testecleese: But but then you get what's going with Nancy Pelosi and her constituents.
• 1:37:55
  Brian McFadden: No idea.
• 1:37:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, she has no, her constituents have no idea what they're voting for. They have no idea what her policies are. They just know she's been there forever.
• 1:38:03
  Brian McFadden: It brings the banking home.
• 1:38:05
  Testecleese: If you were like 85 years old, would you want to keep being a Senator?
• 1:38:11
  Testecleese: But once.
• 1:38:12
  Brian McFadden: I know she's not even a Senator. She's House of Representatives. She's.
• 1:38:15
  Testecleese: Yeah. But, like, wouldn't you want to be on the beach with your toes in the sand?
• 1:38:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I will.
• 1:38:20
  Ron Pascoe: When you wouldn't speak back drinking, Margarita.
• 1:38:22
  Brian McFadden: I heard I heard today that Clarence Thomas just turned 76.
• 1:38:26
  Brian McFadden: I will not be surprised if he retires in the next couple of years.
• 1:38:33
  Ron Pascoe: Probably another.
• 1:38:34
  Brian McFadden: While trump is President, any Republican, every any Republican that wants judge that wants to get out. I think now's the time to do it.
• 1:38:43
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Trump gets a replacement.
• 1:38:46
  Brian McFadden: Seen what happened when people drag it out, you know, like.
• 1:38:49
  Testecleese: They die.
• 1:38:49
  Brian McFadden: Ruth, bader, Ginsburg.
• 1:38:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. Trump got what? 3 picks last term.
• 1:38:56
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:38:57
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:38:59
  Testecleese: Jeez, that's crazy, huh!
• 1:39:02
  Testecleese: Power.
• 1:39:03
  Testecleese: Now I will point out no, go ahead.
• 1:39:07
  Brian McFadden: Weren't as great. They didn't turn out as great as we thought they would. That's the problem. That's the problem. When you're you know, you know, picking judges, you know. You can only look at what they've done in the past. You don't know what they're going to do when they got the power of the Supreme Court behind them.
• 1:39:23
  Ron Pascoe: Exactly right.
• 1:39:24
  Ron Pascoe: I think it. I think
• 1:39:26
  Ron Pascoe: the biggest thing that you can do right now. Mate is like with him. I think he's got to go.
• 1:39:33
  Ron Pascoe: Once you get to a certain age you can't stick around like they've got a slow. I don't sound like.
• 1:39:38
  Brian McFadden: Enjoy the rest of your life, you know. Enjoy, you know. You don't have that much longer to live. You know you've already lived the best parts of your life, you know.
• 1:39:47
  Ron Pascoe: It's right.
• 1:39:48
  Brian McFadden: Gonna get paid for the rest of your life. Supreme Court people. Even if they they step down, they're still getting paid.
• 1:39:54
  Ron Pascoe: 100%. That's what I was trying to say. You just you know, there should be a limit, an age limit.
• 1:40:00
  Brian McFadden: There should be.
• 1:40:02
  Ron Pascoe: It's like when I when we turn certain H. Here in Australia, I don't know what it's like in America. We've got to hand our licenses in our driver's license, in.
• 1:40:08
  Brian McFadden: No, you can. Nope, not here. You can. You gotta go back in more frequently to get retested.
• 1:40:16
  Brian McFadden: The ministry.
• 1:40:17
  Ron Pascoe: Of course.
• 1:40:17
  Brian McFadden: Confident enough to drive, but.
• 1:40:19
  Testecleese: That's state by State.
• 1:40:21
  Brian McFadden: But you don't have to. You don't have to automatically turn your license in. My dad is 81 years old, and he's still tooling all around Michigan.
• 1:40:31
  Testecleese: There is for one.
• 1:40:32
  Testecleese: Their license is good for 75 years.
• 1:40:37
  Testecleese: Well, you have to get it renewed. You don't even have to take a test. Necessarily, that's insane.
• 1:40:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:40:45
  Ron Pascoe: Well, we gotta. We gotta do a test every couple of years. Once you hit a certain age, and once you hit another age you hit you gotta your license goes in.
• 1:40:53
  Testecleese: Now, everywhere I've ever lived has been. You have to renew it every so many years, but that's realistically just a fee they pay.
• 1:41:01
  Testecleese: and most states have been in the every other time you renew it you have to get a new picture taken.
• 1:41:09
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, we can go for 5 years with ours at a time.
• 1:41:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know Massachusetts every 5 years for a license renewal, and it was every other time you had to get a new photograph taken.
• 1:41:22
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:41:23
  Testecleese: But you don't have to take a test drivers test again until you screw up.
• 1:41:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:41:30
  Ron Pascoe: Lose your license to do away, or something like that.
• 1:41:32
  Testecleese: Well, that's what I mean by
• 1:41:33
  Testecleese: like you got your license taken away because you were drunk driving. You have to go. You might have to go take a test instead of just you know what I mean. Suspension.
• 1:41:42
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we've we've got pretty similar laws that here, too.
• 1:41:46
  Testecleese: Wait!
• 1:41:47
  Ron Pascoe: And I like the idea of at a certain age you have to come in and show us you can drive again, because I got a dude who lives 2 houses over.
• 1:41:56
  Testecleese: He's gotta be at least a hundred 47 years old. Right?
• 1:41:59
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing is, it's a 55 mile an hour road, that big honking trucks, hauling trees from the lumber farm, and coal from the mines, come hauling down at 55 miles an hour, and he drives down this road at 20 miles an hour.
• 1:42:15
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:42:16
  Testecleese: And you're like dude you're gonna get. You're gonna get killed and you're gonna kill whoever's stuck behind you.
• 1:42:22
  Brian McFadden: On these windy roads is they can't just pass you, you know.
• 1:42:26
  Ron Pascoe: No.
• 1:42:27
  Testecleese: That truck can't stop.
• 1:42:29
  Ron Pascoe: No trucks work on momentum, mate. That's how they work.
• 1:42:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. And nurse is a thing right?
• 1:42:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it sure is.
• 1:42:38
  Testecleese: I believe that's a dynamic inertia
• 1:42:41
  Testecleese: an object in motion will remain in motion until act upon by an outside force, especially especially down a mountainside.
• 1:42:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you're, you're.
• 1:42:50
  Ron Pascoe: As well.
• 1:42:51
  Brian McFadden: They got the runaway lanes most of the time when you're coming down a mountain.
• 1:42:55
  Testecleese: Yes, and well, there's not many of those around here, because it's.
• 1:42:59
  Brian McFadden: Cool.
• 1:43:00
  Testecleese: The roads are carved out of a mountain, anyway.
• 1:43:03
  Testecleese: But you hear these guys on their their engine brakes trying to slow down.
• 1:43:11
  Testecleese: Oh, it's so loud! It's obnoxious! They come into a corner, going 50 miles an hour that the truck can't handle it faster than 30, and it's so loud and obnoxious.
• 1:43:21
  Testecleese: Luckily they stopped driving at 5 Pm. They do not drive on weekends, at least for work. Yeah. So.
• 1:43:27
  Ron Pascoe: You can't use your engine brakes some parts, we draw them through towns, and that.
• 1:43:31
  Testecleese: Well, in a town the towns are all like 30 miles an hour, 25 miles an hour, anyway, because again we're in the middle of nowhere. It's not like you hit the city
• 1:43:41
  Testecleese: like. If you're in Charleston
• 1:43:43
  Testecleese: you might be going 50 miles an hour on the expressway, you know.
• 1:43:47
  Testecleese: but driving through the middle of nowhere in the mountains.
• 1:43:51
  Testecleese: there's not enough population for people to actually complain and get something done. But the actual towns that, like in the holler, as we call it, the the valleys where everybody.
• 1:44:01
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:44:02
  Testecleese: Sets up their houses.
• 1:44:03
  Testecleese: The speed limit is so low.
• 1:44:06
  Brian McFadden: Wow!
• 1:44:08
  Testecleese: I mean, you got kids playing and all that stuff, you know. You don't need a truck coming through at 50 miles an hour when people are walking across the street, and you know, talking to people.
• 1:44:18
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:44:18
  Ron Pascoe: I've got to go, lads. It's been a bloody pleasure.
• 1:44:21
  Testecleese: All right.
• 1:44:21
  Testecleese: Always always fun to have you on.
• 1:44:24
  Ron Pascoe: I appreciate, mate, these Saturdays are better.
• 1:44:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, well.
• 1:44:29
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's all, Jeffrey.
• 1:44:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's all me
• 1:44:34
  Testecleese: I don't like. When I do the show. I don't tend to go to bed right after I stay up and drink for several hours.
• 1:44:38
  Testecleese: It was affecting his church, going abilities.
• 1:44:45
  Testecleese: and then and then not just going to church. We're like, who wants a hangover at church.
• 1:44:51
  Brian McFadden: I was able. I guess I'm a better alcoholic than you are, because I was able to go to church. No problem.
• 1:44:58
  Ron Pascoe: They call it functional.
• 1:45:01
  Testecleese: Well, here's thing is.
• 1:45:05
  Testecleese: I stay. I stay up all night anyway, especially if I'm drinking. I'll be up till 5 in the morning.
• 1:45:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. I'm not doing that. I'm.
• 1:45:12
  Testecleese: My.
• 1:45:12
  Brian McFadden: Too old.
• 1:45:13
  Testecleese: And when I go to church it's my mass starts at 11.
• 1:45:18
  Brian McFadden: My church starts at 11, too.
• 1:45:21
  Testecleese: Yeah. When I was in Massachusetts, Mass. Started at 6, 40.
• 1:45:25
  Ron Pascoe: In the mornings.
• 1:45:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:45:29
  Testecleese: but repeat offender I am. I'm I got a buddy who's wants to come on the show? He lives in Texas.
• 1:45:37
  Ron Pascoe: And I think having you want at the same time might be fun. But I don't know how many people we can get into one show without it getting out of control.
• 1:45:44
  Ron Pascoe: Okay, mate, yeah.
• 1:45:46
  Testecleese: We might have to. Might have to wait for a week. That Guapo is working instead of having the kids to do that.
• 1:45:52
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 1:45:53
  Ron Pascoe: Is it.
• 1:45:53
  Brian McFadden: Tell him not to do the show one week. That's no Biggie.
• 1:45:55
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 1:45:57
  Testecleese: Go out and get drunk, Buddy, go go meet, go find some split tail.
• 1:46:02
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. He'll he'll take a Friday night off. I guarantee it.
• 1:46:07
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:46:09
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:46:09
  Ron Pascoe: No worries, take care.
• 1:46:11
  Testecleese: You're going by Bro.
• 1:46:13
  Ron Pascoe: What's like that.
• 1:46:17
  Testecleese: So trump has ended trade negotiations with Canada.
• 1:46:20
  Brian McFadden: Yep, because of the I, because of something they're trying to put in place.
• 1:46:26
  Testecleese: Some digital service tax, basically like
• 1:46:31
  Testecleese: electronic technology like social media. For example, this, better examples than this, even like home security.
• 1:46:39
  Testecleese: They were taxing like digital property or digital services like home security. Or.
• 1:46:47
  Testecleese: Oh, Facebook, Twitter, whatever the heck, yeah.
• 1:46:51
  Brian McFadden: And they've responded back.
• 1:46:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, they said, Oh, well, we're gonna keep negotiating. I was like with, who
• 1:47:02
  Testecleese: sorry.
• 1:47:03
  Brian McFadden: They, they still have the power.
• 1:47:06
  Testecleese: What do we buy from Canada for real? What do we buy from Canada? Have you ever bought anything that's had made Canada stamped on it that you can think of.
• 1:47:15
  Brian McFadden: Canadian whiskey.
• 1:47:17
  Testecleese: Rye. I will give you that.
• 1:47:20
  Testecleese: No, I do love me. Crown Royal and vo!
• 1:47:26
  Testecleese: I didn't know Crown Royal was a Canadian.
• 1:47:30
  Testecleese: It's a Canadian whiskey, at least I don't know if it's necessarily made in Canada, but it's that's the blend of different whiskeys. I think it's Canadian Crown royal crown, Royal Vo and Seagram. 7 are all the same
• 1:47:42
  Testecleese: companies, so I think I think they're all Canadian.
• 1:47:45
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 1:47:47
  Testecleese: Have you ever had a veo and ginger.
• 1:47:50
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:47:51
  Testecleese: Oh, 1st of all, vo means very old.
• 1:47:54
  Testecleese: That's what it means. It's it's aged at least 7 years in a barrel before it's taken out of the barrel. It's a very good whiskey that costs far less than a crown royal.
• 1:48:06
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:48:08
  Testecleese: Now, if you're poor and want the similar taste, you get yourself a 7 and 7.
• 1:48:13
  Testecleese: Seagram 7 is aged up to 7 years, and you put it 7 up instead of ginger ale. Not nearly as delicious.
• 1:48:20
  Testecleese: but it's gonna cost you like a buck less than a bar.
• 1:48:24
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 1:48:25
  Testecleese: You're right. I didn't even think of that whiskey.
• 1:48:27
  Testecleese: I do like their whiskeys
• 1:48:31
  Testecleese: I mean, they got maple syrup, but we got plenty of maple trees here in the United States, I mean Vermont maple syrup is famous around the world, isn't it?
• 1:48:38
  Brian McFadden: Yep, there is.
• 1:48:41
  Testecleese: You know Canada and don't get me wrong. Any Canucks listening to this show.
• 1:48:47
  Testecleese: I love you guys, you guys should seriously come here the legal way and become citizens, because Trump's not actually going to annex Canada and make it a state.
• 1:48:58
  Brian McFadden: This is all. It's all, all talk. It's you know.
• 1:49:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you.
• 1:49:02
  Brian McFadden: Trying to stir the pot, you know, and piss people off.
• 1:49:06
  Testecleese: Which is.
• 1:49:06
  Brian McFadden: What he's been doing all his life.
• 1:49:10
  Testecleese: But you know, Canada actually has a strategic. Okay. You know, we have a street strategic oil reserve.
• 1:49:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, they got a maple server.
• 1:49:20
  Testecleese: I'm not kidding you. They really do.
• 1:49:22
  Brian McFadden: For? What?
• 1:49:24
  Testecleese: I don't know. Why do we have a fucking mountain full of cheese.
• 1:49:28
  Brian McFadden: We do?
• 1:49:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, God, yeah.
• 1:49:32
  Testecleese: hundreds of tons of cheese from when we were doing the government cheese program. And because we were, we were subsidizing dairy right?
• 1:49:39
  Brian McFadden: Give people the cheese.
• 1:49:41
  Brian McFadden: That's what that problem is. If you give people the cheese, you put all the dairy farmers out of business because they can't sell cheese anymore.
• 1:49:50
  Testecleese: So we were handing out Government cheese. But we're still subsidizing dairy.
• 1:49:56
  Testecleese: So they just took all this cheese and put in a giant Bunker in a mountain, and I got a feeling it's the same thing that's happening with Canada with their maple syrup reserve, because I got genuinely, don't think that they're worried. If the end of the world happens that they're going to run out of maple syrup. I think there's other things to worry about before that, you know.
• 1:50:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:50:15
  Testecleese: I gotta say it is hilarious that you guessed that 1st try I was. Did you know.
• 1:50:19
  Brian McFadden: I grew up on Government cheese.
• 1:50:23
  Testecleese: No, I meant the syrup thing.
• 1:50:24
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:50:26
  Testecleese: I can't believe.
• 1:50:26
  Brian McFadden: I love my syrup I still have. I still have not bought a pearl milling company bottle of syrup since they got rid of Aunt Jemima.
• 1:50:37
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, Aunt Jemima lost her job.
• 1:50:41
  Testecleese: I I wish.
• 1:50:42
  Brian McFadden: I think I've read somewhere where they're talking about bringing her back.
• 1:50:46
  Brian McFadden: because sales are down that much.
• 1:50:47
  Testecleese: Person.
• 1:50:48
  Brian McFadden: I know she was.
• 1:50:50
  Brian McFadden: There's a family that was getting royalties on that syrup. They're not getting anymore, because it's not their name anymore.
• 1:50:57
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is, these people get so outraged they don't know what they're talking about. And they took all of these black Americans off as icons of like trademark labels. Mr. Clean and Wendy and the Burger King and Ron Mcdonald are still around. It's like, so wait a minute you got rid of the black people. They got rid of the Indian and kept.
• 1:51:17
  Brian McFadden: I don't buy that cheese. I don't buy that butter anymore, either.
• 1:51:21
  Testecleese: No, I just buy the sticks.
• 1:51:23
  Testecleese: I like sticks of butter myself, not the.
• 1:51:25
  Brian McFadden: That was chicks of butter. Land. O'lakes was a stick of butter.
• 1:51:28
  Testecleese: Did their sticks. I knew they did the spreadable. I didn't know they did. The sticks.
• 1:51:31
  Brian McFadden: Oh, they had the sticks. Yeah.
• 1:51:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, crazy. It's like all you did was just you whitewashed the market
• 1:51:41
  Testecleese: in the name of in the name of not whitewashing stuff.
• 1:51:44
  Brian McFadden: Exactly alienated, you know, part of your customer base that was buying your shit.
• 1:51:52
  Brian McFadden: Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
• 1:51:56
  Testecleese: I won't buy any of that fake maple syrup, anyway.
• 1:52:00
  Testecleese: The sugar water. The wife loves it. She hates real maple syrup.
• 1:52:04
  Brian McFadden: I just I mean I buy Mr. Butterworth now.
• 1:52:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. Why don't you buy some real syrup dude.
• 1:52:12
  Brian McFadden: Tools, like.
• 1:52:13
  Testecleese: No speaking of my fame. My father's coming down from Vermont with my brother, and he's in Vermont.
• 1:52:19
  Testecleese: I might ask him to bring me some.
• 1:52:20
  Brian McFadden: Pumpkin, beer.
• 1:52:22
  Testecleese: No, no, I'm gonna ask him to bring me some real maple syrup like
• 1:52:27
  Testecleese: pure Vermont maple syrup. It's have you ever had the real stuff.
• 1:52:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:52:32
  Testecleese: Alright. It's not watery, right? You don't heat it up. It takes like a minute to pour it down, pour it pour it out.
• 1:52:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:52:39
  Testecleese: So so good.
• 1:52:42
  Testecleese: Anyway.
• 1:52:43
  Testecleese: Anyway.
• 1:52:44
  Testecleese: as we were mentioning a while ago on this show. I keep hearing everyone talk about how the the economy.
• 1:52:50
  Brian McFadden: Economy.
• 1:52:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, is garbage right? Meanwhile, the S. And P. 500 and Nasdaq have both hit record highs.
• 1:52:59
  Testecleese: even though we told Canada we're done negotiating trade. And again, what are we buying from Canada.
• 1:53:07
  Testecleese: you know, like you said, maybe whiskey, maybe some maple syrup.
• 1:53:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:53:13
  Testecleese: They got a hundred percent tariff on our dairy coming in to Canada.
• 1:53:16
  Brian McFadden: We talked about that in a previous show. It's
• 1:53:19
  Brian McFadden: it's ridiculous. But you know that's for one of the reason why Trump started these these tariffs.
• 1:53:26
  Brian McFadden: you know, other countries had these things in place for years, and you know now everybody's freaking out that he's trying to retaliate, and, you know, create a more level trading field, you know.
• 1:53:38
  Testecleese: Not even necessarily retaliate, but by putting these tariffs on a temporary tariff, he brought these folks to the table to renegotiate all these trade deals.
• 1:53:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:53:48
  Testecleese: As as the true. Like the true businessman he is.
• 1:53:53
  Testecleese: and it worked with most countries like for real. We signed a deal with almost every country making more evil, more even trading. China said no. He doubled the tariff.
• 1:54:03
  Testecleese: Canada's being a thorn in the side over this, and I don't know why.
• 1:54:08
  Brian McFadden: New Prime Minister.
• 1:54:10
  Testecleese: Yeah. But how is this.
• 1:54:11
  Brian McFadden: Trying to make a name for himself, trying to make.
• 1:54:13
  Testecleese: How is this helping your citizens dude like.
• 1:54:15
  Brian McFadden: Not he don't. They don't care about that. He doesn't care about that. He's trying to make a name for himself.
• 1:54:22
  Testecleese: Alright. So now we're not gonna buy your goods. But you're gonna continue to buy our goods.
• 1:54:26
  Testecleese: That's awesome for the freaking economy of Canada. Right?
• 1:54:30
  Brian McFadden: Nope, but.
• 1:54:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, no, it's not. And.
• 1:54:33
  Brian McFadden: Politicians do not care about that, you know.
• 1:54:36
  Testecleese: See, I love.
• 1:54:36
  Brian McFadden: It's crazy.
• 1:54:38
  Testecleese: I love the Canadian people.
• 1:54:40
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, some of the some of the nicest and most polite people on the planet.
• 1:54:44
  Brian McFadden: Lesser in Montreal.
• 1:54:46
  Testecleese: Yes, because then they.
• 1:54:48
  Brian McFadden: They're not Canadian.
• 1:54:50
  Testecleese: I know I call them. I call them Canucks, not Quebecers, the Quebecers man. If you don't speak French, they'll they'll lie to your face about like where the nearest grocery store is. It's like, why like
• 1:55:02
  Testecleese: why, I will say, though, one thing Canada does export.
• 1:55:08
  Testecleese: that the United States absolutely needs is comedy.
• 1:55:12
  Testecleese: Oh, my goodness, they have some of the funniest people. I just wish
• 1:55:16
  Testecleese: I just wish they would drop their politics like Seth Green.
• 1:55:21
  Testecleese: He's a funny dude, but he's a douchebag
• 1:55:25
  Testecleese: and there's I wish I could think of more at the top of my head, but they have so many funny.
• 1:55:30
  Testecleese: so many funny guys that came to the United States because they were going to make more money doing their comedy shit in movies and everything here.
• 1:55:39
  Testecleese: And you know what letter Kenny was. One of the funniest TV shows I ever saw.
• 1:55:46
  Testecleese: Shores is not quite as good.
• 1:55:49
  Testecleese: But did you watch letter? Kenny?
• 1:55:52
  Brian McFadden: A little bit. I wasn't like.
• 1:55:54
  Testecleese: Nice.
• 1:55:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it is.
• 1:55:58
  Testecleese: How you doing good, and you.
• 1:56:01
  Brian McFadden: Good good!
• 1:56:02
  Brian McFadden: I mean it got it got old towards the end, you know. I mean it just.
• 1:56:07
  Testecleese: The Canadians got funny people.
• 1:56:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they do.
• 1:56:11
  Testecleese: How many? That's the biggest export I honestly think, at least at least, that I consume is these comedians and these
• 1:56:18
  Testecleese: actors and actresses that come on.
• 1:56:20
  Brian McFadden: Canadians got those weird Uk laws in place where you can get sued for saying shit, and even in even in your act now, so.
• 1:56:30
  Testecleese: What if they come to the United States and do it? Is it still something they can prosecute? Okay.
• 1:56:36
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:56:37
  Testecleese: Okay, cause I was. I mentioned Seth Green.
• 1:56:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:56:41
  Testecleese: I was like. I've enjoyed so many of his movies, but like then he opens his mouth about politics like dude. I don't care.
• 1:56:46
  Testecleese: No your opinion. I want to hear you tell jokes right.
• 1:56:49
  Brian McFadden: Yup, exactly.
• 1:56:51
  Testecleese: But I want to hear a political conference. I'd go to a political conference just like disturbed David, dreaming from disturbed.
• 1:56:58
  Testecleese: does his his concerts with his rock band, his new metal band.
• 1:57:02
  Testecleese: and he stops to start talking about like trump. So I don't give a shit about what your opinion of trump is I? You know I didn't spend this much money on a ticket to hear your political opinion. I could have got that on Youtube
• 1:57:15
  Testecleese: right. I came here to hear you play down with a sickness, or whatever wherever it's
• 1:57:21
  Testecleese: the cover of hurts.
• 1:57:22
  Brian McFadden: I mean. That's why Billy Joel has lost a lot of fans, you know, along the way, you know, because it's all political. Now.
• 1:57:29
  Testecleese: I didn't realize that dude. I remember shoot
• 1:57:36
  Testecleese: jeez. My mother died 5 years ago, so it's probably closer to 8, 9 years ago.
• 1:57:42
  Testecleese: My parents went to a Billy Joel concert in Boston.
• 1:57:46
  Testecleese: They got cheap seats and paid over 500 bucks a ticket.
• 1:57:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:57:51
  Testecleese: I was like, Whoa!
• 1:57:54
  Testecleese: That's insane. Could you imagine paying 500 bucks to watch a dude play to watch a girl play? I do play uptown girl.
• 1:58:02
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:58:04
  Testecleese: And or or was it
• 1:58:07
  Testecleese: Me and Julio down by the schoolyard?
• 1:58:11
  Testecleese: I don't know. You're a Billy Joel Fan, right.
• 1:58:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:58:14
  Testecleese: We didn't start the fire.
• 1:58:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's 1 of.
• 1:58:17
  Testecleese: Celia.
• 1:58:18
  Brian McFadden: Favorite songs. Yeah.
• 1:58:19
  Testecleese: Celia, Celia, Celia.
• 1:58:22
  Brian McFadden: Breaking, my heart.
• 1:58:23
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:58:27
  Testecleese: but yeah, if I'm gonna pay that money, I want to hear the music.
• 1:58:30
  Brian McFadden: Not the not the politics, you know. Yeah.
• 1:58:34
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:58:34
  Brian McFadden: And I mean I hate to say it. But even Drop Murphys are going that way, you know.
• 1:58:40
  Testecleese: You know what.
• 1:58:42
  Brian McFadden: And I love my Dropkin Murphy's. I just saw him in concert last year here in Norfolk. It was.
• 1:58:47
  Testecleese: They still make it records.
• 1:58:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're still making records. Yeah.
• 1:58:52
  Brian McFadden: But you know, every once in a while. Well, they don't really do. They don't do it on stage. The politics, like a lot of these groups are. But if you follow their Facebook, their social media, it's all over social media. You know.
• 1:59:04
  Testecleese: I've noticed that. Yeah, they, you know, they used to do a free show in Boston on the Common every Saint Patty's day.
• 1:59:11
  Brian McFadden: They still do it. It's live stream now.
• 1:59:16
  Brian McFadden: From what I understand they don't do it on the calling for free anymore.
• 1:59:20
  Brian McFadden: So live streamed is, you can.
• 1:59:23
  Testecleese: But I mean, I used to actually go up to up into town. I'd hop on the the red line, take the T up into town. We that's what we call it.
• 1:59:30
  Testecleese: The city.
• 1:59:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:59:33
  Testecleese: And we'd watch we'd go out on the Boston Common smoke joints because check this out.
• 1:59:38
  Testecleese: Bpd, Boston Police Department has no authority on the Boston Common.
• 1:59:43
  Brian McFadden: Oh!
• 1:59:43
  Testecleese: It's Park Rangers.
• 1:59:46
  Brian McFadden: And they don't care.
• 1:59:48
  Testecleese: There was like one guy
• 1:59:50
  Testecleese: who controls the entire common. They just you know what I mean. He didn't care, he couldn't, he couldn't.
• 1:59:55
  Testecleese: And we.
• 1:59:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:59:57
  Testecleese: So yeah, you'd smoke a couple of bones. Watch the dropkicks, you know, and shipping up to Boston. And you know all that.
• 2:00:04
  Brian McFadden: Get go! Get in the marsh pit.
• 2:00:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, I just thought, oh, enjoy the show. Then then you'd
• 2:00:11
  Testecleese: they'd be playing a song that's not your favorite. So you step off the Common, and I don't know if people realize that the Boston Common is not huge
• 2:00:20
  Testecleese: way smaller than Central Park in New York, you'd walk out, go across the street. Hit cheers
• 2:00:28
  Testecleese: right, have 3 or 4 pints.
• 2:00:30
  Testecleese: Go back and watch the rest of the show.
• 2:00:34
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:00:34
  Testecleese: Oh, it was so much fun, dude!
• 2:00:36
  Testecleese: But Boston's not as much fun as it used to be, you know. It's just.
• 2:00:39
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:00:40
  Testecleese: They're too busy saying how everybody sucks, and they're better than you.
• 2:00:44
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:00:46
  Brian McFadden: So you see where there's a Wall Street economists who rip trump amidst the President may have outsmarted us all
• 2:00:52
  Brian McFadden: on tariffs.
• 2:00:54
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, he came out and said, you're gonna destroy the economy, you know. And people again, people are still saying he did
• 2:01:01
  Testecleese: what all the numbers say otherwise. And this guy's like, Oh, man like you pulled all of my eyes. I thought I was gonna wreck shit. But now, like the cost of everything has gone down
• 2:01:11
  Testecleese: and you could say gets put up. But it does every summer, because people go on vacation right.
• 2:01:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, that doesn't. That's not
• 2:01:18
  Brian McFadden: it went up some. But it's also coming. It's fluctuating, you know. So.
• 2:01:22
  Testecleese: Oh, it's up less than it has been in what? 4 or 5 years we it was one of the top.
• 2:01:27
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 2:01:29
  Testecleese: But he said, Yeah, like this did not do what I thought it would. It did exactly what Trump thought it would do.
• 2:01:34
  Testecleese: He understands this shit better than your average person. That's why he's worth billions of dollars.
• 2:01:39
  Brian McFadden: Right? Yeah, that's why he's you know exactly.
• 2:01:44
  Testecleese: And I. I was nervous about a billionaire being president. Honestly.
• 2:01:50
  Brian McFadden: I always told you from the and we talked about on the show previously. You know, it's like.
• 2:01:54
  Testecleese: And running like a business.
• 2:01:55
  Brian McFadden: He's a businessman trying to run the government of business. It failed miserably in the 1st term, but he did make some changes, and I think he learned some shit from the 1st term.
• 2:02:06
  Testecleese: Oh, and he and the 4 years when he wasn't reelected
• 2:02:10
  Testecleese: gave him a lot of time to think about it and how to restructure his. His ideas.
• 2:02:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:02:16
  Testecleese: What a big problem he had in his 1st time was. He trusted too many people.
• 2:02:19
  Brian McFadden: Too many, too many people that have been in the government for their whole lives. You know.
• 2:02:25
  Testecleese: But Bolton.
• 2:02:26
  Brian McFadden: Rhinos.
• 2:02:29
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yeah. Rhinos. Every time I hear that term I go straight to lindsey Graham.
• 2:02:36
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's a rhino.
• 2:02:38
  Brian McFadden: I'm not afraid to admit it.
• 2:02:40
  Testecleese: Is, he is.
• 2:02:41
  Brian McFadden: The thing is, I probably.
• 2:02:42
  Testecleese: I'm probably more republican than Lindsey Graham.
• 2:02:46
  Brian McFadden: He wears the timer you probably are.
• 2:02:52
  Testecleese: It's funny. I sent Claire a message on Facebook the other day, which I last like 6 messages. I sent Claire. I haven't heard anything back. So I'm wondering how how that friendships going.
• 2:03:02
  Testecleese: What the hell but.
• 2:03:03
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I haven't heard back from her in a while, either.
• 2:03:06
  Testecleese: Like these Democrats are getting so out of control. I'm genuinely considering registering Republican and just giving up this idea. But I can vote for whoever the hell I want, whenever I want, you know.
• 2:03:16
  Testecleese: because the the dems are out of control, and any of them that make any sense at all are being excoriated by their own team.
• 2:03:25
  Testecleese: I mean. Look at Shapiro. They some Democrats are had to burn his house down when his family was asleep in it.
• 2:03:34
  Testecleese: Sheesh! This is crazy.
• 2:03:37
  Testecleese: You could say this Minnesota assassin was a Republican if you want. There's some
• 2:03:42
  Testecleese: papa. John's pizza delivery. Guy said so
• 2:03:46
  Testecleese: the guy worked for Tim Walls, the Governor of Minnesota Democrat.
• 2:03:52
  Brian McFadden: He blamed Tim Walsh. Why, he killed these Democrats
• 2:03:55
  Brian McFadden: because they weren't left wing enough.
• 2:03:58
  Testecleese: Like this is crazy.
• 2:04:00
  Brian McFadden: Sure, is.
• 2:04:02
  Testecleese: I don't know. Man like Bill Clinton today would be considered far right. Wing.
• 2:04:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 2:04:08
  Testecleese: His time in office, Obama would. Obama was the deporter-in-chief.
• 2:04:16
  Testecleese: You know this point in Obama's second term, where Trump is in his second term Obama had already deported twice as many people as Trump has.
• 2:04:25
  Brian McFadden: And he, and also by Obama, was a big fan of dropping bombs everywhere without
• 2:04:33
  Brian McFadden: powers. Act. Everybody freaked out when Trump did it, you know.
• 2:04:39
  Brian McFadden: and Obama did it a whole lot more.
• 2:04:43
  Testecleese: Yeah. And well, Trump's 1st term. When he was it Syria? He bombed. That was when the left wing Bd. Came. I was like, oh, he's finally starting to look presidential like killing people.
• 2:04:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:04:58
  Testecleese: Alright. You want to get into this legal stuff, or you just want to call it. And
• 2:05:03
  Testecleese: well, I'm cool with talking about it. I mean, maybe even just some of it concerning these Supreme Court decisions. But.
• 2:05:11
  Brian McFadden: I think we should definitely cover a couple of Supreme Court decisions because it was Supreme Court day today.
• 2:05:17
  Testecleese: All right. Well, Supreme Court came out. And
• 2:05:22
  Testecleese: basically smack down these national injunctions.
• 2:05:27
  Testecleese: Like, why does a District court judge have more authority than the President of the United States.
• 2:05:32
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 2:05:34
  Testecleese: And this
• 2:05:35
  Testecleese: maybe the Supreme Court's listening to us too. But I will say at least, those people are very, very educated.
• 2:05:41
  Brian McFadden: Whether or not agree with their reviews.
• 2:05:44
  Testecleese: But yeah, no, no, a district judge cannot just tell the President. No, you can't do this.
• 2:05:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:05:50
  Testecleese: And they they brought up the
• 2:05:52
  Testecleese: something we brought up on this show
• 2:05:54
  Testecleese: was a judge. Can only make a a ruling based on who's in their courtroom.
• 2:06:01
  Testecleese: You want to affect a mass group of people. You need a what do they call it? Their class action.
• 2:06:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:06:07
  Testecleese: Case.
• 2:06:09
  Testecleese: So one judge can be. No, you can't do that anymore. And it's like, you can only say it doesn't apply to this particular thing, like Tennessee brought a lawsuit you can only bring. You can only make a ruling on Tennessee, not the entire fucking country.
• 2:06:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:06:24
  Testecleese: Yeah. And that's what Scotus came out and said. And I was like, awesome. Why, why wasn't this brought up
• 2:06:31
  Testecleese: under any of these other presidents where these national injunctions were happening.
• 2:06:34
  Testecleese: And I'll tell you why.
• 2:06:37
  Testecleese: because there's only one or 2 at a time under an entire President's time in office.
• 2:06:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:06:43
  Testecleese: Trump has had more injunctions against him.
• 2:06:47
  Brian McFadden: Especially in the second term.
• 2:06:49
  Testecleese: Yes, in in the second term alone he's had more injunctions against him
• 2:06:54
  Testecleese: than the entire 20th century. So all of the 19 hundreds
• 2:06:59
  Testecleese: trump has had more in a couple months or 5 months.
• 2:07:02
  Brian McFadden: And.
• 2:07:04
  Testecleese: Yeah. Finally, scorers had to be like, you can't do this. No, that's just completely unconstitutional. You do not have this authority.
• 2:07:13
  Testecleese: And and
• 2:07:17
  Testecleese: it's funny because the the dissenting opinion and I can't remember her name. She's the one I never, never, ever remember.
• 2:07:24
  Testecleese: Keith Kagan.
• 2:07:27
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:07:28
  Testecleese: She wrote the dissenting opinion
• 2:07:30
  Testecleese: about how this is stupid and wrong, and etc, etc. She was the one who, under Obama, tried to stop these from happening
• 2:07:39
  Testecleese: so clearly. It's political and not what's the law? Right?
• 2:07:45
  Testecleese: Sheesh cook.
• 2:07:50
  Testecleese: All right now, Trump said. Came out about this colossal abuse of power.
• 2:07:58
  Brian McFadden: That the judges were using.
• 2:08:01
  Testecleese: Concerning these national injunctions. And he's like, all right. Now, maybe we can finally get something done.
• 2:08:06
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:08:07
  Testecleese: Because what, realistically he has, what 18 months
• 2:08:10
  Testecleese: I have to take an office to get as much done as he can before.
• 2:08:15
  Testecleese: All of these Congressmen and Senators start campaigning for reelection.
• 2:08:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I just found out that one of the people I work with in the insurance industry
• 2:08:27
  Brian McFadden: that lives in Denver, Colorado, they're actually leaving the country
• 2:08:32
  Brian McFadden: and moving to Denmark because of trump.
• 2:08:35
  Testecleese: Do they have citizenship in Denmark?
• 2:08:37
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:08:39
  Testecleese: You should mention this guy. He's he's gonna get deported.
• 2:08:42
  Brian McFadden: But I'm thinking I'm thinking trump's only got like
• 2:08:46
  Brian McFadden: he, I mean, he's only got 3 years left. You can't put up with this shit for 3 years, whatever.
• 2:08:53
  Testecleese: Well, this is something we've talked about before, though, is, these nations are deporting American citizens, because, like, you can't just come here and live in our country.
• 2:09:01
  Testecleese: and Denmark in particular, being as
• 2:09:04
  Testecleese: as close to Socialist as everyone wants to say they are.
• 2:09:08
  Testecleese: They're not gonna let you just live off of their their system.
• 2:09:11
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:09:13
  Testecleese: You haven't been paying into it. You have nothing to do with it. You can't just come here and say, I want to be a Socialist, or a Communist, or whatever word you want to use.
• 2:09:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:09:22
  Testecleese: And you should point that out to him like, Hey, you know, you're gonna get supported right?
• 2:09:26
  Testecleese: And then when you come back with your tail between your legs. You're gonna feel like the biggest dumbass.
• 2:09:31
  Testecleese: and then you go. Oh, every other country is doing it, too. We were the only ones who weren't.
• 2:09:36
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, yeah, maybe maybe I'm not better than everyone else.
• 2:09:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:09:44
  Testecleese: Yeah. And Supreme Court came out. Concerning these Lgbtq, like story hours and the books in schools.
• 2:09:55
  Testecleese: it said, parents are allowed to opt out of this, and they cited check this out. They cited religious freedom.
• 2:10:02
  Testecleese: Good. I thought it was. Yeah. Well, it whatever way you found to do it. I'm cool with it.
• 2:10:07
  Testecleese: But I read, who is it
• 2:10:12
  Testecleese: like whatever? Oh, there we go!
• 2:10:16
  Testecleese: The dissent on this one said something about how is it Kagan again? Oh, no, Sotomayor.
• 2:10:25
  Testecleese: she said. It's going to incite chaos, because now you know, the the budget for school is stretched so thin. Now parents have to figure out who's going to go through this curriculum? And who's not like.
• 2:10:39
  Testecleese: how how old is this person, this woman? Right.
• 2:10:43
  Brian McFadden: Everyone.
• 2:10:44
  Testecleese: When I went through school, and we did sex education.
• 2:10:49
  Testecleese: My parents had to sign a consent form that the teacher didn't have to call my mom.
• 2:10:53
  Testecleese: You know I had to go home with a piece of paper. My parents had to sign off on it. Then I had to bring it back to school, or I wasn't allowed to sit in the class do the same thing. It's not like a ton of work. It's a fucking photocopy.
• 2:11:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:11:07
  Testecleese: But for some some reason it's different now. And I don't understand
• 2:11:10
  Testecleese: shit these days. You can actually email parents. That's that's how we get most of our paperwork from schools through email.
• 2:11:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 2:11:18
  Testecleese: The parent goes.
• 2:11:19
  Testecleese: Oh, click.
• 2:11:20
  Testecleese: yes or no, and here's the best part. You don't even have to click. No, just don't respond, and it's a No. Automatically, because we didn't get consent.
• 2:11:28
  Testecleese: Sure.
• 2:11:30
  Brian McFadden: Exactly too easy.
• 2:11:33
  Testecleese: Especially with the consent laws that keep coming out.
• 2:11:37
  Testecleese: And now these folks are saying that no school doesn't need consent
• 2:11:42
  Testecleese: like maybe I don't want you teaching my kids about the way you like to have sex
• 2:11:48
  Testecleese: right being gay. What! Go ahead.
• 2:11:52
  Testecleese: Suck as many dicks as you want, dude. I don't care.
• 2:11:56
  Testecleese: Don't sit my kid down and tell him how much you like to suck a dick.
• 2:12:00
  Testecleese: or how to do it.
• 2:12:03
  Testecleese: That's not 6.
• 2:12:05
  Brian McFadden: That's something you do at home.
• 2:12:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's kink, not sex. Ed. Sex. Ed is human reproduction.
• 2:12:11
  Testecleese: like I. I don't know about you, but we never talked about butt sex or oral sex or foot jobs, or any of this weird shit.
• 2:12:18
  Brian McFadden: No work, no.
• 2:12:20
  Testecleese: No, it's here's how babies are made.
• 2:12:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:12:22
  Testecleese: You know.
• 2:12:24
  Testecleese: And here, here's the your body is changing. Here's what's happening, you know.
• 2:12:30
  Brian McFadden: Yup!
• 2:12:31
  Testecleese: And they want to. They want to cram.
• 2:12:34
  Testecleese: Cram this up. Pardon the pun. They want to cram this big Dick down your kid's throat and not have to tell. Not get your permission to do it.
• 2:12:43
  Brian McFadden: You know where they got? They got screwed up on this poll process. Covid.
• 2:12:48
  Testecleese: That's because parents, that's because the kids will be in schooled online, right?
• 2:12:53
  Brian McFadden: Yup and parents were able to watch online and see what kind of shit was being taught them.
• 2:12:58
  Testecleese: This is what you're teaching, my children, and you know what parents. I'm a little disappointed in you that you were that little invested in what you was being taught to your kids
• 2:13:07
  Testecleese: that you didn't know until it was literally right in front of your face. You know you can go and find this stuff. You can get the curriculum from the school.
• 2:13:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:13:17
  Testecleese: These parents know it.
• 2:13:18
  Testecleese: School has been babysitting and not education for parents for way too long.
• 2:13:23
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:13:26
  Testecleese: I just oh, my God! Sorry I I asked a thousand questions
• 2:13:32
  Testecleese: when I when I enrolled my daughter in preschool
• 2:13:36
  Testecleese: like, what are you gonna teach my kids any of this or what I you know, etc, etc.
• 2:13:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:13:43
  Testecleese: That was when I found out this.
• 2:13:45
  Testecleese: that's when I found out West Virginia actually has a law against talking about all this stuff in school.
• 2:13:50
  Testecleese: It's not the schools. It's not the government's place to teach you cake.
• 2:13:55
  Testecleese: And you say it's not kink. It's sex. No sex is reproduction. All this other anything besides sperm meets egg isn't sex. That's I'm just trying to get off.
• 2:14:07
  Testecleese: And that's fine. If you, if you want to. Freaking, wear a gimp suit with a ball gag in your mouth, and have a woman in high heels stomp your fucking nuts. I don't care. Don't teach my kids. This is freaking normal shit, you know.
• 2:14:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:14:24
  Testecleese: Pardon my rant, but when you've opened the door.
• 2:14:29
  Brian McFadden: And.
• 2:14:29
  Testecleese: And it's 1.
• 2:14:30
  Brian McFadden: Not without a rant.
• 2:14:32
  Testecleese: You're right. Actually, it's not a good show without a ranch.
• 2:14:36
  Testecleese: but they just keep. They open the door. And then the Republicans always going like, well, it's gonna lead to this.
• 2:14:43
  Testecleese: The Democrats like, no, you're out of your mind. That'll never happen. Just like when the Republicans said, when you legalize. Gay marriage is going to lead to our kids being taught to have butt sex with each other in school like you're you're crazy. That'll never happen. And now they're pissed off that we're saying. You can't do that in school.
• 2:15:00
  Testecleese: It's already happened.
• 2:15:02
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:15:04
  Testecleese: And remember, Trump was the 1st President to come in office
• 2:15:09
  Testecleese: pro same-sex marriage before he became President United States. Every other President was against it.
• 2:15:17
  Testecleese: Hillary Clinton even ran on marriage between one man and one woman.
• 2:15:24
  Testecleese: Oh, Clinton was the
• 2:15:26
  Testecleese: Don't ask, don't tell President, wasn't he?
• 2:15:29
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it was.
• 2:15:31
  Testecleese: But you hate the Republicans for their same, for their their policy. On this I was like, No, again, it's
• 2:15:37
  Testecleese: if you want to do this in the privacy of your own bedroom. I don't care. And granted, I know
• 2:15:42
  Testecleese: I'm not your typical Republican.
• 2:15:44
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:15:45
  Testecleese: But even most Republicans don't care.
• 2:15:48
  Testecleese: No, it I got a feeling. Most Republicans in office are gay themselves.
• 2:15:55
  Brian McFadden: Mark Rubio.
• 2:15:58
  Testecleese: Well, one thing I do want to bring up that was not on topic, but I read a report
• 2:16:04
  Testecleese: probably 5 days before the bombing in Iran
• 2:16:08
  Testecleese: about how it was. It was called the pizza something or whatever. Not. Pizza Gate.
• 2:16:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, but like well, no, the pizza shops, and like fast food takeout
• 2:16:18
  Testecleese: orders in DC. Had, like quintupled in like 5 days, and I immediately I thought I was like.
• 2:16:27
  Brian McFadden: A sign of attack.
• 2:16:28
  Testecleese: That exactly because these guys are up all night work. And Brian's taking off as we're getting, we'll wind up the show. Yeah, that they were working all night trying to figure out a battle plan.
• 2:16:39
  Testecleese: So they were staying at work and eating takeout like pizza, or you know, Chinese or
• 2:16:45
  Testecleese: Burgers or whatever. And I was like, Wow, if it's that easy to
• 2:16:49
  Testecleese: predict an attack coming from the United States, maybe we need to figure something out, maybe even just create a budget just to throw money these places every now and then. So you never know what's actually happening. Because if all I gotta do is follow the local Papa John's and wait for their takeout
• 2:17:05
  Testecleese: to Skyrocket.
• 2:17:07
  Testecleese: Jeez, Louise. That's just that's
• 2:17:10
  Testecleese: you're giving away the plan, you know.
• 2:17:14
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:17:17
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go
• 2:17:20
  Testecleese: former ex former FBI director, the guy who was in right before. Patel
• 2:17:27
  Testecleese: Christopher Ray, I believe, is his name right?
• 2:17:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah. He retired. Trump actually nominated him for that position, and he realized that Trump was probably going to fire his ass. So he retired.
• 2:17:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's that's fine.
• 2:17:43
  Testecleese: I kind of like cash. Patel in this position.
• 2:17:48
  Testecleese: You know, a lot of people talk a lot of trash about Cash Patel.
• 2:17:50
  Testecleese: because he's not getting enough done quick enough.
• 2:17:54
  Brian McFadden: It's the Federal Government. It don't work that way, you know.
• 2:17:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly that. Anyone who's ever worked with the Federal Government to include enlisted personnel and officers.
• 2:18:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:18:05
  Testecleese: You put in a request paperwork for a new hammer.
• 2:18:09
  Testecleese: Not only does it take 3 months for the hammer to show up, but it cost $900
• 2:18:16
  Testecleese: anyway. Christopher Ray's been referred over
• 2:18:20
  Testecleese: to the Goj for career prosecution.
• 2:18:23
  Testecleese: About this alleged voter fraud in particular.
• 2:18:30
  Testecleese: The the Chinese legal Chinese nation
• 2:18:33
  Testecleese: that was creating fake ids, American driver's licenses
• 2:18:39
  Testecleese: so that Chinese folks could send in mail in ballots and rain knew about this. It's in the paperwork.
• 2:18:46
  Testecleese: He just ignored it.
• 2:18:48
  Brian McFadden: Biden didn't pardon.
• 2:18:51
  Testecleese: Well, he did not get a preemptive part, and it's entirely possible. But I never heard about this, because this guy just
• 2:18:57
  Testecleese: swept it aside.
• 2:18:59
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:19:00
  Testecleese: I heard.
• 2:19:02
  Brian McFadden: I think I think I think the Pre. And pardons are in trouble with the auto pen situation. So.
• 2:19:08
  Testecleese: I think preemptive pardons are in trouble, anyway. How can you be pardoned for something you haven't been accused of.
• 2:19:13
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 2:19:14
  Testecleese: That's that's
• 2:19:16
  Testecleese: that's not even saying I think you were wrongly imprisoned for something that you didn't do. It's saying, I know you did this. I don't want you to go to prison for it.
• 2:19:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:19:25
  Testecleese: And not only did Fauci get a preemptive pardon, he got a pardon that went into the future.
• 2:19:30
  Brian McFadden: No, no, hunter. Biden got one, too.
• 2:19:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:19:34
  Brian McFadden: Went into the past.
• 2:19:36
  Testecleese: It wasn't like 6 years in the future, but it was like
• 2:19:38
  Testecleese: a day and a half, or something silly.
• 2:19:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:19:42
  Testecleese: Like that's crazy.
• 2:19:45
  Testecleese: all right. The judge who blocked trump with the National Guard over in California
• 2:19:51
  Testecleese: is facing impeachment, and I'm not quite sure why.
• 2:19:56
  Testecleese: honestly like I understand the basic idea of you can't.
• 2:19:59
  Testecleese: The President has the authority. But this judge could have said, it's not an emergency. At this point the President doesn't have authority
• 2:20:08
  Testecleese: of all the judges you're gonna kick out of office or attempt to kick out of office. This is the person you pick.
• 2:20:15
  Testecleese: you know, instead of the ones that are on trial right now for helping illegal migrants escape.
• 2:20:21
  Brian McFadden: Well, I think I mean, this is a Republican out of loss, and lost Louisiana. That's put in the articles of impeachment on the guy.
• 2:20:32
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, okay, you're right. You're right. It doesn't necessarily.
• 2:20:36
  Brian McFadden: Trying to. He's trying to. He's trying to hold the Federal judges accountable. So.
• 2:20:42
  Testecleese: Okay, that makes more sense when you put it that way.
• 2:20:47
  Brian McFadden: But like we talked earlier, even for general judges compared to presidents, it's still
• 2:20:53
  Brian McFadden: a tall road to get it done.
• 2:20:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, and this doesn't mean that trump filed these articles himself, like you, said Louisiana.
• 2:21:03
  Testecleese: Just like Al Green can file articles of impeachment, and his own party would be like, you're fucking stupid.
• 2:21:08
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:21:09
  Testecleese: So we'll see where it goes. I I doubt this person's gonna lose their bench.
• 2:21:14
  Brian McFadden: It's not going anywhere.
• 2:21:17
  Testecleese: But nothing else is being done. So maybe this is something to do to bring light to it. Problem is when you lose, you just look like a fool.
• 2:21:24
  Testecleese: you know.
• 2:21:28
  Brian McFadden: Problems are useless.
• 2:21:30
  Testecleese: The Republicans are very used to that, because they never follow through.
• 2:21:34
  Testecleese: They'll arrest someone for something, and then just let them go.
• 2:21:39
  Testecleese: It's don't get me wrong like the Democrats. Let a lot of people go that are obviously guilty of crimes that a week later get called in for murder.
• 2:21:48
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:21:49
  Testecleese: But if the if the Democrats are going to do this to the Republicans, they should do it back
• 2:21:58
  Testecleese: and.
• 2:21:59
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 2:22:01
  Testecleese: This like I said, this is my biggest problem with the Republican.
• 2:22:03
  Brian McFadden: The Republicans always thought they were, but they were better than you know that so.
• 2:22:09
  Brian McFadden: But they're not.
• 2:22:11
  Testecleese: No, they're not. And if if you're gonna fight by the rules, right, a street fight by the the code of honor.
• 2:22:20
  Testecleese: you know, and they're eye gouging you and kicking you in the balls. You're gonna lose the fight
• 2:22:26
  Testecleese: you have to. You have to fight as dirty as the people fighting against you.
• 2:22:31
  Testecleese: And yeah, but
• 2:22:34
  Testecleese: also why I refuse to be a libertarian. I dabbled in it for a little while like, no, these guys are
• 2:22:40
  Testecleese: stupid.
• 2:22:41
  Testecleese: They're too busy fighting each other over. Who's more of a libertarian than the other guy
• 2:22:46
  Testecleese: to do anything? You know.
• 2:22:49
  Testecleese: some of these guys saying we shouldn't have national defense like you're out of your damn, mind you, how many people want to come here and just take over because there's so much wealth in this country.
• 2:23:00
  Testecleese: If we didn't have any anything to stop them, somebody would.
• 2:23:06
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 2:23:09
  Testecleese: Alright! Here we go this guy used to be a a Venezuelan Intelligence chief, I guess.
• 2:23:17
  Testecleese: Let's see, here we go. Let me find his name Hugo Carvajal Carvajo.
• 2:23:25
  Testecleese: known as El Pollo, which I don't know how much Spanish you speak, Brian, but that's the chicken.
• 2:23:31
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:23:31
  Testecleese: So? Who wants a retired military.
• 2:23:33
  Brian McFadden: Toyota, logo.
• 2:23:35
  Testecleese: You can get.
• 2:23:37
  Testecleese: I'm sorry. Is that real place? Is that real place.
• 2:23:40
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:23:41
  Testecleese: Okay. So it was only in
• 2:23:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:23:44
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! What was the name of that show?
• 2:23:46
  Brian McFadden: Breaking bad.
• 2:23:47
  Testecleese: Breaking bad, great show. Everyone should check it out.
• 2:23:52
  Testecleese: But this guy was a retired military officer, former congressman, and former head of intelligence for for the Chavista Chavista regime.
• 2:24:00
  Testecleese: He's now pled guilty to 4 charges of drug trafficking and narco terrorism
• 2:24:07
  Testecleese: in a Federal court in the United States.
• 2:24:15
  Testecleese: I don't think this guy needed to do all this stuff to make money.
• 2:24:20
  Testecleese: I mean, maybe he wants to be the wealthiest guy in the world.
• 2:24:23
  Testecleese: But
• 2:24:24
  Testecleese: why is this guy smuggling drugs and using drugs as a weapon in the United States unless he's trying to take down the United States.
• 2:24:31
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 2:24:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, hey? And again, anyone who has comments like, is there a comment box on our
• 2:24:41
  Testecleese: audio audio? Only version of the show is there a way to like make comments about the show? I don't know.
• 2:24:46
  Brian McFadden: If they go to Barbean.
• 2:24:48
  Testecleese: If they go to part B, so if they do it on spotify, it's not necessarily going to get back to part B.
• 2:24:54
  Brian McFadden: But.
• 2:24:55
  Testecleese: I I don't know. I just know if you, if you download it on any of these other platforms, it shows up on the bar being report right.
• 2:25:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:25:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. Alright.
• 2:25:05
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, okay. So one of these Usaid guys pled guilty on a bribery scandal.
• 2:25:20
  Testecleese: This is probably why the.
• 2:25:21
  Brian McFadden: Usaid, your favorite government agency.
• 2:25:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, we smart the Democrats, probably trying to protect it from Doge so much.
• 2:25:30
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:25:32
  Testecleese: It's entirely possible that they knew this guy was taking
• 2:25:37
  Testecleese: bribes basically to hand out American dollars
• 2:25:40
  Testecleese: to garbage, as we pointed out several times.
• 2:25:44
  Testecleese: but this guy's in sold his influence. Started 2013 with, at least this dude named Walter Barnes. He's a contractor.
• 2:25:53
  Testecleese: the owner of Vista. I'm not sure what they are, and Daryl Britt, he owns a Prio. I don't know who that is. Oh, Walter Barnes owns this vista. Don't know what these guys do.
• 2:26:03
  Testecleese: But they funneled their payoffs throughout this dude. Paul Young, a subcontractor, to try to hide their tracks
• 2:26:11
  Testecleese: Roderick Watson is the guy who pled guilty of bribery of a public official.
• 2:26:17
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go.
• 2:26:21
  Testecleese: The Watson is also Sv. Bryce added. More. Okay.
• 2:26:26
  Testecleese: This guy took more than a million dollars as bribes. But here's the thing is, his contracts are
• 2:26:33
  Testecleese: one contract in 23 was 800 million dollars
• 2:26:42
  Testecleese: paid out, paid out false 800 million point 8 billion. You're saying, oh, these cuts aren't gonna get shit done. You know.
• 2:26:50
  Testecleese: these are, there are 20 million to drop in the bucket. 1st of all, fuck you 20 million to drop in the bucket. That 20 million dollars I got paid to watch a shrimp run on a treadmill could affect
• 2:27:02
  Testecleese: guys.
• 2:27:02
  Brian McFadden: What about when they're trying to change the people, the the mice, and the transgender.
• 2:27:09
  Testecleese: Yeah. Transit mice, Sesame Street in Iraq. How many Americans could this affect or shit? What about just a giant stimulus check.
• 2:27:20
  Testecleese: you know, like.
• 2:27:22
  Testecleese: here's a bunch of money we didn't spend. You guys go out and have fun which would boom the American dollar, you know.
• 2:27:29
  Testecleese: But no, no, no, you guys can't be doing this turns out we were sending this money off with actual bribes.
• 2:27:36
  Testecleese: So now the Sba, what the hell is the Sba.
• 2:27:41
  Brian McFadden: Small business, administration.
• 2:27:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, there you go. Small business administration has taken is looking for fraud.
• 2:27:49
  Testecleese: and they're doing an audit of all government contracts in the last 10 years.
• 2:27:55
  Testecleese: So oh, shit!
• 2:27:58
  Testecleese: Who's about to go to prison?
• 2:28:02
  Brian McFadden: Nobody.
• 2:28:03
  Testecleese: Me.
• 2:28:04
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, I got a feeling. You start proving that these things were completely
• 2:28:09
  Testecleese: fabricated. And people made up programs that didn't exist, and just paid someone off to approve it, because no one checked to this shit, suddenly talks about no one's reading over this stuff and checking up on it.
• 2:28:21
  Testecleese: They just go ahead and approve it. And the government's like, Yeah, okay, whatever. It's another 50 50 million dollars. Who cares?
• 2:28:27
  Testecleese: I again, how many Americans would that feed? How many, how many exactly, that give homes to.
• 2:28:34
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:28:36
  Testecleese: How much less money would we owe, so our dollar would be worth more inflation would be lower
• 2:28:44
  Testecleese: if people weren't putting this shit in their pocket.
• 2:28:48
  Testecleese: No one seems to care, and it blows my mind listening to these these fools
• 2:28:55
  Testecleese: say, saying this like, Oh, what's 20 million dollars?
• 2:28:59
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ.
• 2:29:01
  Testecleese: 20 million dollars enough money for someone to kill somebody.
• 2:29:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:29:07
  Testecleese: Alright, Brian, I think that's our show.
• 2:29:12
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 2:29:14
  Testecleese: Let's pinch this Turd off and see if we can't get anyone else to share it out for everyone else.
• 2:29:19
  Brian McFadden: All right.