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Terrible Baby Names List from June 18th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: I was talking to somebody the other day and said,
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  Speaker 1: how have you enjoyed being in radio and being around
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  Speaker 1: broadcasting people as well? It's yeah, I mean, but you
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  Speaker 1: got to know that ninety percent of the people in
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  Speaker 1: our business give the the ten percent of us a
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  Speaker 1: bad name.
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  Speaker 2: I'd agree with that. I absolutely definitely agree with that.
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  Speaker 1: So I found this Nurses Secretly Keep a Bad Baby
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  Speaker 1: Name book?
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  Speaker 2: Is this the list?
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  Speaker 3: With another list because people love a good list.
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  Speaker 2: Act ninety six.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I know a woman who is a nick you nurse.
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  Speaker 1: I should ask her about this. So she heard this
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  Speaker 1: woman's name. This nurse's name is Victoria. She says she's
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  Speaker 1: seen a lot in her career, including really bad baby names,
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  Speaker 1: and one night when she was bored, she posted a
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  Speaker 1: TikTok asking others in her line of work to share
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  Speaker 1: the strangest baby names they had ever heard. Okay, and
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  Speaker 1: she says, I'm not talking like Nevealla or she says,
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  Speaker 1: that's I'm talking so unhinged that it would send the
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  Speaker 1: Social Security Office into a coma. Okay, so she said,
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  Speaker 1: the nurse knew a baby's named Dracula, Oh no, Messiah, no,
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  Speaker 1: bronze and gold. Why would you do that? But other
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  Speaker 1: professionals chimed in with even wilder names. Some of the
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  Speaker 1: names commented were borderline unbelievable. Victoria admitted, according to the
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  Speaker 1: commenter section, there are babies named a real true miracle
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  Speaker 1: all one.
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  Speaker 2: Word, oh my god, no.
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  Speaker 1: Sheep, a narwalal what ah? And a narwall is an
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  Speaker 1: animal that lives in the ocean with a unicorn horn.
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  Speaker 2: That's somehow one of the better ones that you've listed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, felony spelled p h E l O N y no.
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  Speaker 1: And this is a good one. Blessica, Blessica, Blessica. Now
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  Speaker 1: you know you're welcome to call us by the way
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven six two nine six nine six, if
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  Speaker 1: you if you have if you have a weird name
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  Speaker 1: or maybe you've known a weird baby name.
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  Speaker 2: Or you want to pitch a name. Yeah, you guys,
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  Speaker 2: take that.
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  Speaker 1: Another nurse claimed to have had a child named Lucifer
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  Speaker 1: in her care. Okay, and a baby named Messiah was
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  Speaker 1: in the ward at the same time. Interesting twin names
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  Speaker 1: twin pairings right last name flower the The twins were
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  Speaker 1: named Broccoli and Collie Flower. No, why here's Abracadabra and
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  Speaker 1: Alec exam are twins? Yeah, and with the last name
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  Speaker 1: ball twins Cannon and Crystal. No looking at triplets. One
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  Speaker 1: person claim to know a threesome named Lincoln, Mercedes, and Bentley.
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  Speaker 3: Uh. Yeah, your kids aren't TV show characters. You need
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  Speaker 3: to you need to think they're gonna hateourhands.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to participate eight seven seven six two
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  Speaker 1: nine six ninety six. Uh so. Meanwhile, another chimed in,
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  Speaker 1: saying they knew of a new mom and dad who
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  Speaker 1: got very flavorful with their name choice. Uh they named
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  Speaker 1: their child child free Hoolys guacamole. That's it's criminal. You
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  Speaker 1: hate your Yeah, ivy league. Baby names are all the rage,
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  Speaker 1: but it has nothing to do with getting them into
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  Speaker 1: universities and parents Consulting reveals oh my life, on my
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  Speaker 1: Life not joking, We secretly keep a bad Baby Named
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  Speaker 1: book to remind us of all the crazy first and
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  Speaker 1: middle names. One can only hope that there are these
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  Speaker 1: are jokes waiting to be used in a prank call.
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  Speaker 1: H Now, there are some countries, and I know this,
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  Speaker 1: like Iceland, I think New Zealand and they require names
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  Speaker 1: to be pre approved, and New Zealand bands names like
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  Speaker 1: Justice in the number four and then real as a
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  Speaker 1: name bad. But the United States is basically it says,
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  Speaker 1: the Wild West of baby naming. You can name them
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  Speaker 1: anything you want. Us birth certificate sites eleven names that
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  Speaker 1: have been made illegal by the courts. So there are
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  Speaker 1: some illegal names in the United States. Hitler, Yeah, Queen,
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ the third and Santa Claus.
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  Speaker 4: And Nixon should be on there.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ the second.
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  Speaker 1: Grabs one.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go to it looks like Mark. No, you can't
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  Speaker 4: say that, Mark.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, you can't, No, Mark, Mark, you can't
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  Speaker 1: say that. Sorry, you can't. But and you didn't know,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know anybody named that. Nobody named their baby
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  Speaker 1: s head. I swear I was living in Georgia. Really, No,
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  Speaker 1: on the birth certificate or did you just hear somebody
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  Speaker 1: yelling that at one of their Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: I mean medical records it is Georgia.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, thank you. I'll take your word for it,
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  Speaker 1: thank you.
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  Speaker 2: German name potentially.
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  Speaker 1: S head.
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  Speaker 4: My wife said she knew twins. Their last name was
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  Speaker 4: Night and they were Stormy and Star.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you're gonna go for bad names, you
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  Speaker 3: may as well fully lean into copyright infringement and name
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  Speaker 3: your kids something like Coca Cola so when they start
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  Speaker 3: their own business they can legally call it, you know,
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  Speaker 3: Coca Cola Insurance or something.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, there's a there's a a guy, a local guy here,
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  Speaker 1: and his name is Rusty Cannon, which I think is yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean we've and I and I think we've
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  Speaker 1: all known somebody named Dusty Rhodes, haven't we. Well we're
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  Speaker 1: in radio, so Uh.
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  Speaker 4: When working at Primary children's there were two siblings named
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  Speaker 4: Sativa and Indica pot names.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, it's and my grandmother swore that when she
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  Speaker 1: was young that there was a grocery store run by
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  Speaker 1: mister Doolittle and mister Steele was Doolittle and Steel Groceries. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I think she was putting me on. It's like my
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  Speaker 1: law firm, Dowey Cheatham, and how yeah to cheat him?
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  Speaker 4: And how uh chatid.
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Is that?
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  Speaker 4: Is that a fancy pronunciation of the one from Georgia?
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  Speaker 4: And this is a real one because I've looked it
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  Speaker 4: up when I was writing answers. Huh Superman, Ben Batman?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember the real name. I remember. Wow, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's what's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 3: Remember your kid will have to pull out their driver's
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  Speaker 3: license at some point and show it to somebody.
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  Speaker 4: Woman named Marijuana Pepsi from birth doesn't smoke weed or
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  Speaker 4: drink soda, but will never change her name. In the
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  Speaker 4: New York Post, that's Sativa Marijuana pe Maja Pepsie.
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  Speaker 2: Seeing she to start a company of some kind.
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  Speaker 1: Why would I would change my name immediately?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, We've hoped you'd enjoyed another list with Radio from
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