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The Onion’s Infowars Parody for Sandy Hook | Durham News

The Onion is launching a satirical parody of Alex Jones’ Infowars — not to buy the real site, but to mock its conspiratorial chaos and turn it into a comedy goldmine. After previously attempting to acquire Infowars, they’re now selling merchandise mashups of Jones’ brand with their own logo, donating 100K from sales to Sandy Hook families — who’ve been waiting over a billion dollars from Jones’ legal judgment. The parody will feature fake science, outrage-driven content, and absurd products like a “penis flattening device” and a clown-themed supplement, all designed to mimic Jones’ tactics…

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