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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 5th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: We've been saying.
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  Speaker 2: This rules.
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  Speaker 1: The boy doesn't want to have sex. You got to
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: put your mouth on. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that is quite impressive. Quite, quite, quite impressive.
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  Speaker 4: Look at that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's lovely.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 5: That's what we've been saying.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. Total first world problem, but the television
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: in the studio doesn't work.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 5: Why are we supposed to watch TV.
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: While we work? Well, actually, we do keep an eye
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  Speaker 1: on news, you know, while the show's going on in
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  Speaker 1: case anything happens. Not today. We're sorry. This is temporary
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: unavailable to continue to call the cable company.
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: Call this number.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we'll get right on it.
• 0:39
  Speaker 5: I'm going to do that.
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  Speaker 3: That'll be quick and easy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bort, I have no idea how this thing works.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how they have the whole thing set up.
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys submit a trouble ticket yet?
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  Speaker 4: No, yeah, I got to submit a help ticket.
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  Speaker 6: I heard that helps.
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  Speaker 1: Does it? That's what we're told, allegedly. Does it? That's
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  Speaker 1: what corporate says. They're not wrong.
• 0:55
  Speaker 4: Plug in an Apple TV into.
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  Speaker 1: It and we're good. Every office now has the ticket
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  Speaker 1: system for whatever it is. Oh, we don't have any
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  Speaker 1: more paper for the copy machine. Well, put a ticket in.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It goes to corporate in New York, then to our
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  Speaker 6: people here.
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  Speaker 1: It's supposed to make things more efficient.
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  Speaker 3: Does it?
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  Speaker 8: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: Can I submit a ticket on how to submit a ticket? Yes. Really?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely.
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  Speaker 3: I got to figure out how.
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  Speaker 1: I actually did submit a ticket for something. It was
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  Speaker 1: like a, you know, HR type of thing. Hey, how
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  Speaker 1: do I find blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think I've gotten an answer on that yet.
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  Speaker 7: No, you'll get an answer right back from an automated
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  Speaker 7: thing saying, we got your ticket, and then that's that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's the end of the conversation. Because it was
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  Speaker 1: something that I was supposed to submit to stay compliant
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  Speaker 1: with whatever, you know, every person fills these things out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so I'm failing to see where I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 1: enter this. And I was like, what do I put
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  Speaker 1: in this place, in this form, in this particular spot?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody ever gets it. So I said, forget it. And
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  Speaker 1: they haven't followed up to say, well, you still haven't
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  Speaker 1: submitted your doohickey.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I did.
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  Speaker 4: Guess why.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so, yeah, not really. Not really getting on the
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  Speaker 1: efficiency part of the submit a ticket thing.
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  Speaker 9: Maybe they're doing what my friend who was a consultant
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  Speaker 9: did when he had a stack of papers. And he said,
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  Speaker 9: check this out and just threw them in the recycling.
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  Speaker 5: Bin.
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  Speaker 1: You know what the ticket system is? The ticket system
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  Speaker 1: is what parents, when they say, we'll see.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's a way to get the employee off your back.
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  Speaker 1: Because if someone's showing up to an office, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to have anybody in the office handling
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  Speaker 1: that stuff. You can have one person who handles all
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  Speaker 1: of whatever it is.
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  Speaker 3: All the tickets.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the person who's in charge of making sure
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  Speaker 1: that all the printers and copy machines have their toners
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  Speaker 1: and paper and things like that.
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  Speaker 3: Which they never do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you don't have to have that person there.
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  Speaker 1: You can have one person oversee the entire company. So
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  Speaker 1: when this office in this corner of the country needs paper.
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  Speaker 1: They can put a ticket in, see?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then that person does what? Do they get on
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  Speaker 1: a plane?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: Fly one ream out?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 1: They call somebody who's in that office and they go, hey,
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  Speaker 1: so can we just go to that person? Let's cut
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  Speaker 1: the middleman out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Guess who we don't need?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's the we'll see. It's the we'll see system.
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  Speaker 6: Do you remember we were on a station where there
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  Speaker 6: was no engineer in the building? He was actually in
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  Speaker 6: a four to five state area and he had to travel.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. To meet each person. Like state to cluster
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  Speaker 1: every single day. This was a big city too, if
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  Speaker 1: I'm remembering correctly.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so the engineer who could fix this stuff, he
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  Speaker 1: was located hours away in a much smaller city where
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  Speaker 1: there was less on the line from a revenue standpoint
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  Speaker 1: and everything else. So this station in this really big
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  Speaker 1: city went off the air and this guy had to
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  Speaker 1: somehow get from five hours away to before anything could
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  Speaker 1: be done.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's really weird. Hey, by the way, today is Bort's
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  Speaker 1: 10-year anniversary with the show.
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  Speaker 4: You guys.
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  Speaker 1: No way. And he hasn't burned the building down yet. No.
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  Speaker 3: 10 years. Perfect record. 10 years, dude. Damn.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a while.
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  Speaker 6: Does it feel like 10 years, or does it feel longer, shorter?
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  Speaker 6: Sometimes it feels shorter. Sometimes it feels longer when I
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  Speaker 6: realize I.
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  Speaker 1: God, I'm... Let's see.
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  Speaker 6: I was 29 when I started here.
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  Speaker 1: So how old are you now?
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  Speaker 5: 39.
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  Speaker 1: Right, right, right.
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  Speaker 2: Can you do the math for us?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I can.
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  Speaker 1: I can help.
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  Speaker 6: But there are some days when I look around the
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  Speaker 6: office building and I look around the personnel on the
• 4:23
  Speaker 6: show and stuff and I go, wow, besides Woody, Menace, Greg,
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  Speaker 6: and Seabass, I'm the longest employed person, not just on
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  Speaker 6: the show, on the station alone.
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  Speaker 1: And in most of the other stations, too.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, people like because, look, things change, especially on,
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: you know, positions that are. you know, more like entry-level
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: positions on any show. Like that stuff, like remember Nick Soundwave?
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like the position like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Menji's got or whatever. Like that's a position typically, and
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  Speaker 1: Menji's been here. How long has Menji been here now?
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  Speaker 1: You've been here for at least.
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  Speaker 3: Almost a couple years.
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  Speaker 1: He's been here a year and a half. A year
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  Speaker 1: and a half?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's like... Feels like five.
• 5:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right?
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  Speaker 1: People, you know, people come and go and they move
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  Speaker 1: on to other things. Randy, look at Randy. Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 1: But man, I've been here longer than the program director.
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  Speaker 1: I've been here longer than the boss of the building.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like all the other jocks or, you know, like Tyler,
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  Speaker 1: for example. You know, Tyler, you know, comes in, he
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  Speaker 1: does his thing and then get these these things. But
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  Speaker 1: as things go and it's a weird industry that we're
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  Speaker 1: in for sure. There's a lot of turnover and a
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  Speaker 1: lot of change. Pretty, pretty consistent as things go. Pretty consistent.
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  Speaker 9: I've never told you this, but I don't have the
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  Speaker 9: best memory. I don't remember Bort not working here. I
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  Speaker 9: don't remember those days.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 3: I don't. It's just like, it's always been Bort, you know? Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was Seabass, then Julie on the phone screen,
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  Speaker 6: or then me. And then everybody else followed after that.
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  Speaker 6: So it's been a long time. I think I was
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  Speaker 6: about maybe a year and a half into your guys
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  Speaker 6: being here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Something like that. Now, Bort, I mean, in those 10 years,
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  Speaker 1: do you think the quality... of employees around here has
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  Speaker 1: gone up or has it gone down like in other
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  Speaker 1: words like you're still you're still here and you haven't
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  Speaker 1: burned the building and he's and he's very critical right
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  Speaker 1: he is the most critical i'll be honest no no
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  Speaker 1: i'm saying it could be where he thinks overall things
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  Speaker 1: have improved oh man it's been an ebb and flow
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  Speaker 1: let's say the ebb and flow right but overall like
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  Speaker 1: if you had to average it all out I'm not
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  Speaker 1: talking about. And look, by the way, I'm not talking
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  Speaker 1: about the show. I'm talking about the building.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, that's easy.
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  Speaker 1: No, the building, the building in general. I'm not talking
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  Speaker 1: about the show. I'm talking about the building. You took
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  Speaker 1: away the hard. Oh, man. Oh, actually, I did have
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  Speaker 1: a dance for that, too.
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  Speaker 6: I would say overall in the building, the quality of
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  Speaker 6: people has gone up, but we've also gone a lot smaller.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So the company is less people to be annoyed by. Right.
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  Speaker 6: Well, there's a lot of good workers and I don't
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  Speaker 6: think the company wants to get rid of them, but
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  Speaker 6: there's a lot of people here that actually really want
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  Speaker 6: to try. So at least on the level of people
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  Speaker 6: that I associate with.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: That's, that's a crazy answer. I think I would disagree.
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  Speaker 1: If you would have asked me a handful of years ago,
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  Speaker 1: I would have said by now, Hey, boards, boards here, 10,
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  Speaker 1: 10 years. When that date hits, what would you say?
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  Speaker 1: I would say either Bort has burned the building down
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  Speaker 1: or things have gotten better. And the fact that he's
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  Speaker 1: still here and has not burned the building down.
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  Speaker 7: That's a good sign.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good sign. Now let's talk about the show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's go.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: I would say definitely that's an ebb and flow. I
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  Speaker 6: would say at one point in time, maybe like 2018
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  Speaker 6: to say 2022, I feel like behind the scenes, we
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  Speaker 6: had a good crew of people that everybody didn't really
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  Speaker 6: have an ego about. There was a lot of people
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  Speaker 6: that just really wanted to do what was right for
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  Speaker 6: the show.
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  Speaker 1: Randy, specifically.
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  Speaker 6: Randy, Nick Soundwave, Dumbass Tyler, Julian. Everybody was really down
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  Speaker 6: to do whatever they wanted to do for the show.
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  Speaker 6: And everybody got along too. Even if Seabass needed something, me, Julian,
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  Speaker 6: whoever would jump in on it. Whatever was needed for
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  Speaker 6: the show. I think we went through a dip for
• 8:00
  Speaker 6: a long time. And then I feel like recently, especially
• 8:04
  Speaker 6: with the addition of Jeff G, he has tried to
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  Speaker 6: bring back that team morale.
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  Speaker 1: So I think that's, it's, it's on its way back
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  Speaker 1: up right now.
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  Speaker 5: Good. Good.
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  Speaker 1: Because man, we had, we had a couple of dips.
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  Speaker 5: We had a couple people.
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  Speaker 1: They were lovely people. No, don't mention names. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: mentioning anybody's names. I'm saying lovely people. Because bored is
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  Speaker 1: more critical, I think, than most. How would you rate
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: your relationship with Seabass these days? Because that's a person
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  Speaker 1: whose heart you would cut out.
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  Speaker 3: Of his chest.
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  Speaker 4: Happily.
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  Speaker 3: Pleasure.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 meaning
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  Speaker 1: you would take him out today. um maybe a five.
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  Speaker 2: A five i just i just i just pass him
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  Speaker 2: in the hall if he needs something okay in the
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: audio if i need something i mean you know he'll
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: ignore me but as far as it goes besides sea bass's.
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  Speaker 6: Interactions with vaughn which i think are demeaning uh to
• 8:55
  Speaker 6: vaughn and should be called upon hr um i think
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  Speaker 6: that you know it's just a very passive relationship now
• 9:01
  Speaker 6: at this point.
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  Speaker 7: If he does need something from you how does that work.
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: Does he speak to you? Does he go in there?
• 9:08
  Speaker 7: Does he submit a help ticket?
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a ticket.
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  Speaker 6: I guess technically he submits a help ticket to the chat,
• 9:13
  Speaker 6: which I've told him not to do, but he still does.
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  Speaker 6: He doesn't send an email. He doesn't talk to me
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  Speaker 6: in person. We don't talk in the hallways. We barely
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  Speaker 6: talk whatsoever. Which is good that way.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just... You prefer it that way.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I wouldn't mind talking with him as a coworker,
• 9:28
  Speaker 6: but that's never going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. He doesn't like talking to people. That is true.
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  Speaker 7: We'll do robot arms and walk away.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's a five.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: He does like a swan-like swim. Have you guys seen that?
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  Speaker 6: Where he kind of does a big move with his
• 9:42
  Speaker 6: arm like he's swimming through water.
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: Like someone pretending they're an airplane. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, like
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: a helicopter mode. Like he'll see somebody and all of
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: a sudden he just does a big turn back to
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: the other way and just starts walking away. Yeah, he'll
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: spin and go the other way. And pretend like he forgot.
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  Speaker 3: Something I meant to go that way.
• 9:57
  Speaker 7: I meant to hide behind this pillar, right?
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: Well, Bort, 10 years in. I don't know what the
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: 10th anniversary is. Is that paper? What is that?
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: I think it should be a food celebration, so I'll
• 10:09
  Speaker 4: order whatever you want, Bort.
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: I'm down. Let's do it. He's a vegetarian.
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  Speaker 5: Anything.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: I'm easy as a vegetarian. Everyone thinks it's hard. I'll
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: eat anything, man. There's like pizza. There's burritos.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: But what about guinea pig burritos? You don't like those?
• 10:21
  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no.
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  Speaker 1: Why would I? That has meat.
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  Speaker 7: As long as it comes in a tin because it's
• 10:26
  Speaker 7: a tin anniversary.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, 10?
• 10:29
  Speaker 5: 10.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, 10.
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: We'll get you some Altoids.
• 10:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Bort, we love you. And congrats on making it
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  Speaker 1: 10 years. I haven't been fired yet.
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: And nobody's been running out of the building from a fire.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Bort.
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: Do you ever say something out loud and you realize,
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: oh my God, I.
• 10:47
  Speaker 5: Am so stupid.
• 10:50
  Speaker 9: This is The Woody Show.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: So Mendes went to, and he was telling us about
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: it last week. We were having like a little meeting
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: about different things that were happening. Menace had mentioned he
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: was going to something called ComplexCon.
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 11:05
  Speaker 4: ComplexCon has been happening for years. I know Seabass is gone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure about it.
• 11:09
  Speaker 4: Jeff is gone as well. Is it like for sneakers
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: and stuff? It's like streetwear, fashion, concerts.
• 11:14
  Speaker 8: So Complex Magazine used to be, and still is, a
• 11:19
  Speaker 8: hip-hop sort of culture thing, but it's where Hot Ones,
• 11:22
  Speaker 8: the interview show, came out of.
• 11:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
• 11:25
  Speaker 8: Sean Evans worked for Complex as, like, an editor or whatever.
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  Speaker 8: He said, let's do this funny little interview thing.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Menace said.
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  Speaker 3: He was going to go there.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: We came up with, you know, what we think is a,
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: we'll see how it went, like, a funny idea.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Instead of, like, going down there, like, hey, how much
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: did you pay for whatever that was? You know, something else.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: Based on something that, you know, Menace has mentioned before.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: But I saw there was a bunch of drama, right? Like,
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: there was a bunch of drama.
• 11:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so this year's ComplexCon, slightly more ratchet than normal.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Because I've had a lovely time every time, but this time,
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: four people were stabbed.
• 11:58
  Speaker 5: What?
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: There was people jumping over barriers. There was fights on
• 12:02
  Speaker 4: day one.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: And a hip-hop convention menace?
• 12:05
  Speaker 5: What?
• 12:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I felt like- Is it rival gangs, Greg?
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: I guess so.
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: No, I felt like the venue- compacted everybody really close
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: together versus like other spaces that it's happened.
• 12:17
  Speaker 8: Now I've been to that same venue for like a
• 12:19
  Speaker 8: generic art show and there were zero stabbings.
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, so it's not the venue.
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: That's weird.
• 12:24
  Speaker 8: I went to that venue to go see Michael J.
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: Fox and get his autograph and there were no stabbings,
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: no fights.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: But 100% less street cred.
• 12:33
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: And what you're going to find.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: You get a little. A complex car.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was a lot of fun. Yeah, a
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: lot of.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Like, what do you do there?
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: You basically check out, like, all the fashion lines, like,
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: their new releases. Also, there's, like, cars happening, like, a
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: little car show happening. There's concerts happening. I did see
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: a bunch of celebrities, like your favorite Kanye West, Lamar Odom,
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: Cody Rhodes, Russell Westbrook, Adam 22, Kai Sinat. a little yachty,
• 13:03
  Speaker 4: a lot of people there, um, just walking the floor
• 13:05
  Speaker 4: and checking out everything that's available.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: So, so we've always kind of goofed on menace. Um,
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: you know, when the show is over or he sees somebody,
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: you know, in the hallway from one of our other stations,
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: which is a hip hop station, um, What do they
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: call that? Code switching?
• 13:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: AKA pandering.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So like, but so he'll, and Greg does a
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: better impression than, not so much, but like, yeah.
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: He does the old white man. So he'll walk, he'll
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: walk out of the studio.
• 13:33
  Speaker 5: How you living dog?
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: What's good, man?
• 13:37
  Speaker 9: Which leads Woody to say, like, you don't talk to
• 13:39
  Speaker 9: me like that. He's like, no, I talk like that
• 13:41
  Speaker 9: all the time.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes, I just don't talk that way when
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: I'm around you guys. He's pandering to us.
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, right.
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I just don't want to hear about it constantly.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: So the idea that we had is to let Manus
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: be himself. Be free. And when he goes to ComplexCon
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: and he's talking to people about the stuff that he
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: does know a lot about, he knows a lot about,
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: you know, The shoes. All the stuff that happens at ComplexCon.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: He could speak on it. And he could talk to
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: these guys in a language that they understand. But we're
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: going to see how Menace does. And we get to
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: hear Menace. You hear him.
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: In real life.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: This might be the first time you ever get to
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: hear Menace.
• 14:20
  Speaker 7: In his natural habitat.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: The way that he speaks when he's not here. Yeah.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: I'm excited. Yeah.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: And so the whole thing was to just go up to,
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: you know, different people and talk to them and not,
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: not goofing on, you know, whatever it is that they're
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: talking about the shoes or the fashion or the different things.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: But this is more to see how menace does at
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: communicating with the people over at complex con in a
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: way that we don't really get to see menace.
• 14:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Unless he's out in the hallway talking to the guys
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: at the hip hop. And in which case, all right.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: So who is this first person?
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: This first person is somebody that I was catching just
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: walking into the convention.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: What's good?
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: What's good?
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Yo!
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: What's poppin'? It's Mad Tech Hawk, man. M-A-D-D-T-E-K. Okay, why
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: are you out here today?
• 15:07
  Speaker 10: It's calm plus calm, you know what I'm saying?
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: The biggies, you know what I mean?
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: Can I ask for a pause real quick?
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. What was any of that?
• 15:13
  Speaker 7: His name is Mad Tech.
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's shouting out his username. Everybody kind of
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: goes by their username. when speaking with them.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: For stream purposes.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: What's up with the skeezers? What's up with the skeezers?
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, the hoes. Is this the hoes outside? We outside
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: right now? We outside, man.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: What are you copping?
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: Copping everything. Probably some forces, though.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: I ain't going to count.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: I'm going to call some forces. Air Force One?
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Hey. Greg, do you want to explain to everybody? I'm
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: going to interpret.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Like, what are you getting? Okay. I'm getting a bunch
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: of shoes. All right.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, great.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, I understood, but I wasn't sure. I look
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: over at Greg to see if he's getting it.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: I can't tell. Hey, Greg.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't tell.
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: What about the skeezers?
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: What about them?
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: What are they?
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Skeezers?
• 16:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: That I don't know.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: He said hoes.
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: Oh, the hoes?
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: The hoes.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Skeezers be hoes.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: Some forces, though.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: I ain't going to count. I'm going to call the
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: cops on forces.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Air Force One?
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: That's what's up.
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: But yo.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: We outside.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: We inside. We outside and inside. Yo, outside and inside.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: Holla. Outside and inside.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Holla.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: You know what it is?
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: It's like Furbies. Remember Furbies back in the day? They
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: had their own language, but then when you put one
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: in front of the other one, they would speak to
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: We had a full-on conversation right there.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: You did.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: You did.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Learned a lot. And you weren't. You weren't making fun
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: of him. You weren't making fun of what he got.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question, Menace, because I have
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: a couple pairs of Air Force Ones, and I was
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: told when I purchased these, These are not cool, and
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: these are out. None of that I care about.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, do you care?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I thought they were cool looking. I liked them, and
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: so I bought them. The issue was you bought the
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: black ones. Those are mainly for workers. For workers?
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're working at Best Buy or something.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: You're supposed to get the white one.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: You're a dork. You know why I bought him? This
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: is even dorkier.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: What?
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I bought him because that's what Mike Tomlin bought for
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: all the Steelers one year. He gave them all murdered
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: out Air Force Ones. He left them all at their
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: lockers at the beginning of the season. I'm like, that's cool.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Now, that's fine because that goes with the colorway.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Of the team. Yeah. Colorway.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the color scheme. Yes, Jeff G.
• 17:40
  Speaker 10: If you wear black Air Force Ones, you are down
• 17:42
  Speaker 10: to beat the crap out of anybody at any time.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: That's the lore that comes with black Air Force Ones.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: But wouldn't that be offset by the dad socks that
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I wear and the cargo shorts that I'm rocking?
• 17:53
  Speaker 10: Possibly, but still, if you got black Air Forces, you're
• 17:57
  Speaker 10: with the issue.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you just got off work.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: It doesn't even.
• 18:02
  Speaker 10: Really have to do with work. Angry dads wear them.
• 18:04
  Speaker 10: If coaches wear them, they call it Black Air Force
• 18:07
  Speaker 10: One energy.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Is that why Tomlin bought it for the team?
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, to create that.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: To give them that energy. This is like a handful
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: of years ago. Thank you, Jeff. See, Jeff is from
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: the streets.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's gone to ComplexCon many times. Now, this next clip,
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: there's something I do want to discuss that gets mentioned.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: I want to see if you guys pick it up.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Menace in his own element there
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: at ComplexCon.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's up? What's up? How's it going? How's it going, man?
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: My name is C-Dot. I'm out here. This is the moment.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Little C-Note.
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: A.K.A.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: What you want to call me? Just don't call me
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: late for dinner.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: How you doing?
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: What?
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Again, he's shouting out his username.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: A.K.A. What you want to call me? Just don't call
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: me late for dinner. How you doing?
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: That's what's up.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: That's what's up.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, tell me about the fit, though.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: What you wearing? What you wearing?
• 18:45
  Speaker 11: All right, so we're wearing a heli from the top.
• 18:48
  Speaker 11: From the top, we gotta match the Helly Rodman to
• 18:50
  Speaker 11: the Helly Shelltoes.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: You already know.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Damn, that's wet.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: That's wet.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Gotta mix it up.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: Gotta mix it up.
• 18:54
  Speaker 11: We gotta throw some Veil pants in there with the
• 18:56
  Speaker 11: Lucky Charms. Little green rhinestones just to match the green.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: How much you cop today?
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 19:02
  Speaker 11: We're going to count the bank statements tomorrow, but we
• 19:05
  Speaker 11: know we got bags on bags, bags inside bags.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: We got vinyls. We got limited editions. You got it, Amin.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: You got it, Amin.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Who came mid this weekend, you think?
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: I ain't going to lie. Godspeed.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Godspeed.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Damn. You don't have to say that. Godspeed, K. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: But all the other brands, great job. Just Satoshi. I'm
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: going to come back. I'm going to get you tomorrow.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: I'm going to get y'all tomorrow.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Who was popping?
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Who was popping?
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Helly.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Helly.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Helly.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: Ride or die. Ride or die, baby.
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: Tatter.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. I've noticed that is
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: there a rule where you have to say everything twice?
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: I was going to ask the same thing.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: You know how.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: People like OCD? Touch the door. Touch the door.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Touch the door. Let's get the papers. So it really resonates.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. What you popping?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: What you popping?
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Now, Helly's actually a slang term for Hellstar. So he's
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: actually using slang. Hellstar is the clothing brand that he's
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: talking about. But he's using a slang term to even describe... the.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Brand that he bought.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: All right. Got it.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I think it's also Woody that they're not saying much.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: So you might.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Say it twice.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like, I don't have much to say.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: It's like, I got some new clothes.
• 20:06
  Speaker 10: What you got?
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: What you got?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: That AI background extend kind of thing on a photo, right?
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Now it's like, it's like, I need this book report
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: to be five words.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: It was very, very, very, very.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Now he did hit on something that I want to
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: bring up. He said the green rhinestones, dude, bedazzling with
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: young men it's crazy like men yes jeans and on
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: jeans on everything and i didn't think it was a
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: thing but i recently walked into a um a zoomies
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: all the stuff was bedazzled and then i when i
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: was at this event the i would say early 20s
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: or uh maybe uh teenagers All their pants, everything bedazzled.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what is this?
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, again, they're for chicks. It's always kind of
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: been a thing for chicks, right?
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but dude's wearing bedazzled. Yeah, he had bedazzled green
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: rhinestones on his pants, unfortunately.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: But all the other brands, great job. Just Satoshi. I'm
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: going to come back. I'm going to get you tomorrow.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: I'm going to get y'all tomorrow.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Who was popping?
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Who was popping?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Helly, helly, helly tie.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: Ride or die. Ride or die. Baby tatted on me
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: for life. Bury me in this shit.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's what's up. That's what's up.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: I'll see you tomorrow. All right. Take it easy, man.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: You have a beautiful day. And hurrah!
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: Hurrah!
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: All right. All right.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Cool, man.
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: It's like they're always rushing to create some new catchphrase
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: or some new garbage, some new slang.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Once anybody else has heard the last one, man. Yeah,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: it's got to be cool every six weeks.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Well, we have more Menace Mets and more people at
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: ComplexCon that we're going to meet after the break here
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: on The Woody Show.
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: Hang on.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Smells like b-hole.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Smells like b-hole.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: I'll be right back.