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S1 Ep 10: The Heart Attack · On The Lanai

• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Oh hey everybody.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: Hi, welcome hie hye, welcome.
• 0:26
  Speaker 3: Back, welcome back, welcome back.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, episode ten, we have changed directions. We of course
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: invited the beautiful, talented, charming, more ladylike and polite version
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: of us Karen Fankover for another episode, but we've switched
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: to welcome back corner.
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, missus Cotila.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: I can't think of a single quote from Bug are you? Yeah,
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: sign Epstein's mother. There you go in the barberina. Yeah,
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: we'll be watching Taxi next week.
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: Guys. Oh, I love Taxi.
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: I rewatched it and I was talking to me.
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: I went, oh, judd Hirsh.
• 1:17
  Speaker 4: Was cute and I had never fought that way.
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was joking.
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, judd Hirsh holds up in that. I was like, oh, hello,
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: but no one's ever been sexier at any age, I
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: think than Ted Dance. Ted Dance and really rode through
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: some awkward with.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: His white hair. I love him with his white hair.
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: But there's something Sam Malone, I mean, I think in
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: his stupid brain, he was like, I dated what we go, okay,
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: but like it wasn't no never.
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: People are so stupid.
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: But Julianne Huff, she did black face to play crazy
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: eyes for Halloween.
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: Just not okay, and.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: Like we're one thousand percent is a nation still behind her,
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: so I think we make some guys. I hate to
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: do this for episode ten, but.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: Squirrel tell the squirrels about blackface.
• 2:15
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: I can't bring racism to their tiny, happy lives full
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: of peanuts. I can't, y. Yeah, they come and go
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  Speaker 2: very quickly.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: Here.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot like OZ, except that instead of witches
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: and munchkins, I just have squirrels and Abby. Anyway, so
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: sometimes my jokes fail. Fail guys, it's fine. Everyone stop
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: looking at me with that sad disappointment in your face.
• 2:38
  Speaker 6: We love you.
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: I was laughing on the inside.
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: I hope the mic caught that, because if the mic
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: didn't catch that, here's that sigh again. Anyway, we had
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: so much fun with Karen. We wanted her to come back,
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: so welcome back.
• 2:56
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Anything happened to you over the last week or two episodes?
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  Speaker 6: Just a lot of work, yeah, a lot of work
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  Speaker 6: on summer. So happy to be here.
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: So many numbers, that's some fun.
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  Speaker 5: So many numbers, so many numbers, all the maths, all right,
• 3:12
  Speaker 5: I can't I can't torture you for the sake of kfee.
• 3:15
  Speaker 5: But what would we like to talk about right now?
• 3:18
  Speaker 5: What is in your what's a bee in your bonnet?
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  Speaker 4: Well, last time we talked about heretic Jodi and Kristen.
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: Do you have any movies you've seen.
• 3:26
  Speaker 3: I've I've really only been watching sappy Hallmark Christmas movies,
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  Speaker 3: so I don't think that's fair. Dear listeners want to
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: hear about a merry Scottish Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: Oh that?
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  Speaker 1: Oh nice, it's a great title.
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: It sounds nice. I'll watch that in a couple of
• 3:46
  Speaker 2: years when I decide that I can't live without cable
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  Speaker 2: and I buy it, or it's on Hallmark streaming.
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  Speaker 3: It's on Netflix.
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  Speaker 2: Oh shit again? Yeah, see, okay, you didn't when you
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: said Hallmark, I thought you had cable.
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: No, I don't have cable.
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  Speaker 4: Do they have their own streaming It's on peacock.
• 4:05
  Speaker 3: Or is I like to refer to it as peacock Cock?
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: You can pay for Hallmark movies now, which is its
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: own streaming service, which they say, oh, you have facts
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: to our shows and stuff, But what they mean is
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: like there's still the delay of like, which is weird
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  Speaker 2: because Hallmarks in our country, but you have that UK
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: delay of like up to a year on stuff and
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: sometimes more than a year.
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  Speaker 1: Like oh yeah, still every channel has streaming now, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Last year Kristen and Aaron were talking about this like
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: Christmas and notting Hill. Yeah, I could not because I
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  Speaker 3: don't have cable. I only have the Hallmark channel through Peacock.
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  Speaker 3: I could never find it. But now it's on Netflix.
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  Speaker 3: So I watched that one relatively recently, and I thought
• 4:58
  Speaker 3: that was so freaking adorable that that want to be
• 5:02
  Speaker 3: football or tried to pull a Christiano Ronaldo when he
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  Speaker 3: scored a goal.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that verb means.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's a really good comparison or like an
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  Speaker 2: analogy to like a real life event.
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  Speaker 3: Is to talk about football.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, what's a good audience for your football? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: This, I know, this is like the perfect perfect audience
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  Speaker 3: for it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, most footballers when they score a goal, they have
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  Speaker 3: a certain gesture that they do. Christiano Ronaldo did this
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  Speaker 3: slide thing, and that's exactly what this uh, this gentleman
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  Speaker 3: tried to recreate, but he couldn't. He didn't slide for
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  Speaker 3: very long, and you could see that it hurt his knees,
• 5:56
  Speaker 3: and when he tried to stand to under knees he was.
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  Speaker 6: Like similar to the little dances that the American footballer
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  Speaker 6: touched it end zone dance.
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can't get it.
• 6:10
  Speaker 6: Have you seen Woman of the Hour on Netflix?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
• 6:16
  Speaker 6: It's a show based on a true crime story about
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  Speaker 6: a man who was a serial killer back in the seventies.
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  Speaker 6: And in one of his wait, I'm.
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: Sure, sorry, I forgot what was called.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck it's so good with Anna Kendrick.
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: I called the dating show. No, I haven't seen it,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, i'd like to. Oh, yeah, it's so good.
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  Speaker 1: It's very good. Okay, they did.
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  Speaker 3: They did a good depiction of.
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  Speaker 5: That.
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  Speaker 1: That was a true story.
• 6:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the true story back in the seventies.
• 6:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, oh yeah. And I just like it was
• 6:48
  Speaker 3: only a couple of years ago that Paul Holes on
• 6:52
  Speaker 3: his podcast was going into all of like the pictures
• 6:56
  Speaker 3: that they found from this guy's like storage. Yeah, there's
• 7:03
  Speaker 3: so many unidentified victims that they're releasing pictures like one
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  Speaker 3: by one to try.
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: To see do you know who?
• 7:10
  Speaker 3: This is kind of personal life.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's speculation that they had hundreds.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they talk hundreds.
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  Speaker 1: My favorite murder too. Yeah, what city was he in?
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: All Over? All Over was in New York for a time.
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: He was in La specific Northwest. Yeah, he just basically
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: drove around killing people. Yeah, and he was charming enough
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: that he got obviously on the dating game. But he
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: wasn't unattractive and he had that Ted Bundy kind of
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: like charm to him, and so he was successful. It's
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: it's those just cute enough sociopaths that get the big
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: numbers and the murders. You know, if you're born ugly
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: and you're a sociopath, you're fucked. Yeah, to work so
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: much harder, to schmooz a woman into your car to.
• 8:03
  Speaker 6: Killer you know, right, that could love the name of
• 8:06
  Speaker 6: the next movie.
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  Speaker 3: Just cute enough, Just cute enough. No lifetime presents because murderers, well,
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  Speaker 3: I mean Hallmark could make.
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  Speaker 4: You know, a joint collaboration.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They used to just for Christmas.
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: They've always called that one channel Hallmark, like movies and mysteries,
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: and like for years, my mom and dad would be
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: like murders and mysteries. It was like, no, they don't
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: say murder. They straight up kill at least one person
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: per movie on that channel, sometimes multiples, but they never
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: use the word because they're so Christian based alive. They'll
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: say it's a mystery. They never want to admit that
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  Speaker 2: there's murders in every film, just.
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  Speaker 6: Cute enough for murder.
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: I I saw an interesting preview actually last time before
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: we talked to I forgot about the preview.
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: For the Nicole Kidman coming movie coming out.
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a good girl, Baby Girl, Baby girl. Baby
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  Speaker 2: girl plays like an aging I think she's a light
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: Emles brand or something. She feels very like Martha or Ellen,
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  Speaker 2: like female like leader of this company.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: She's a boss girl. Yeah, she's a boss. Yes.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: And girl she's getting like botox and whe seeing she's
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: talking about like the perfection of leading a company as
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: a female and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Also, they hardly mentioned the trailer married Tantonio Benderas nothing is.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: Seen as that. Yeah, and Tonio Banderis is her very
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: sexy husband.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: They barely put the trailer.
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: He's not really a big part of the movie because
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: the whole premise is that this intern asks her this
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: like sexually aggressive question, and they enter into this like
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: BDSM relationship.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: He's the dom, he's the interesting.
• 10:04
  Speaker 4: But I'm like, you got Antonio at home, and this
• 10:06
  Speaker 4: little torp's going good on your knees.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm kind of into it. Like, I think it's
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: so cool that there's a female sexually driven like age
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: gap romance because it's always the other.
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's gonna do always the other way.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's gonna go bad. It's gonna go bad.
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: But like, also, Nicole Kidman is having this really sweet
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: like resurgeons of her career, which she's sort of like.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: Movie.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's great, and she's great in that Perfect Couple
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: series on either I think that's like Netflix or Hulu.
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: No, it's on Hulu Hulu.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: No, that was Sam Milk's.
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: No, it's not. Sam's on a streaming service, not.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: The one with Sam Nils No.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: Perfect Couples her and Leave Schreiber's another delf. Yeah yeah,
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: can I call them delves if they're just my age,
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: I guess that's just fuck.
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: I'm old age your dad, So yeah.
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Yeah, dude, I follow a Disney I
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: follow a Disney based dilf Instagram. It's the Delfs of Disneyland,
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: and it's just like all the like sexy tattooed dads
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: with like a stroller with a kid in it in
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: the park.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: It is single lady porn. It's like oh, because every
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: once in a while the person will be like, actually
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: I know this person and he's single or whatever, and
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, a dad, I would like to fuck
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: and a free family sold. And it can wash it,
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: it can wipe its butt. It's old enough an it's perfect. Kid. Yes,
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: I call children that I'm not attached to in any
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: way it, which makes Kristen so mad becau because her
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: niece Melody, who I plan to kidnap for a short while,
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: not like forever.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: I want to give it back.
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: I call her and it sometimes because it's not mine.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: I don't call abby.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: It did say they at least be neutral.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: It is general neutral. So I don't understand. Yeah, my
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: niece is not an it. Your niece is a goddamn
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: adorable baby, but I don't want it for more than
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: a few hours at a time, so I need to
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: be in close proximity to your family. Steal it, sorry,
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: steal her for a few hours and then be like
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: this pooped. I don't want it.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: That's part of being an aunt. You get to play
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: with them and then send them home.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: I don't have siblings.
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: It shows.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: So what's your sock, Jodie?
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: Well, today's sock is my Manchester United Christmas sock?
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: Oh getting festival?
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: Yes it is not. It was not purchased at the
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: sock shopping but it was purchased at or on the
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: fans store for Manchester United.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: That's where the fuck are the socks we bought you? Yeah,
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: they're they're coming. They haven't worked their way into the
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: rotation yet.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: So wait, are you only wearing one sock?
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: Then?
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: What is wrong with He's now showing us her feet
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: to verify she's on her Where is your other sock?
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: It's in the drawer.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you get it when you got this sock?
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: Listen? It's it's been a really rough week. I was
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: not thinking.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: I have one.
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  Speaker 3: Task in mind, and that is all that.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: It's called a Jason, bring me a sock, honey.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: Look at you a sock bell for your sock, butler, Jason.
• 14:02
  Speaker 6: I think we need to message Jason to bring her
• 14:04
  Speaker 6: a drink.
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: No for that.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Fox somewhere.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: Well, this is a considerable amount of time in a
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: recent trip to Vegas, where I was being gas lit
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: by four people that I thought loved me.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: So what's fun? That's little about what? Oh?
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: Oh they eat a bean eat a bean fiasco. Aaron
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: and Stevie and Kristen and Jeremy were all complacent in
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: telling me I said something I didn't say for several days.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Did I stay complacent?
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: I did?
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sorry, thanks? English is hard this early, guys.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Anyway, they gas lit me for like two days before
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: anyone fucking said no. No of me didn't say that
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: out loud.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: None of us could quite remember who said it.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Everybody knew Stevie and Aaron. I'm how did that get Karen?
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: There's no way you didn't know, miss innocent. So we
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: all get picked on here, Okay we do, except Karen.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Karen is honestly delight, beauty and grace, and.
• 15:14
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't be mad if he picked on me.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: It's not possible.
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: I could take it.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: It's not possible. You're like the one person that like,
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: I just never want to upset and and I just
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: you're lovely.
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: Oh because of this? Can you see this?
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: Norwegian woman oh yeah, an odd combination of really sweet
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: and don't mess with me.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair, that's fair.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: That's fair. Karen has the same disease I have called
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: we don't understand mirror images, because you and I are
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: so guilty of that. I've done it like six times
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: already today where I'm like, look at this thing over here,
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: and I've and then I'm just I'm pushing it further
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: from the camera, and you started off a little away
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: from the camera.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why, specially I have a.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Problem with that, but you've made me feel comfortable that like.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where did you get that mon Norwegian?
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: I got it?
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and yes from Norwegiagia.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like I can't but it's like a lesser
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: known store called Norwegian.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: No, there's a there's really great website that sells Norwegian
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: type things that's called only Norway dot com. I think,
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: and I oh, I like to get my nerdy, my
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: nerdy Norwegian.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: I know your husband is not in the room, but
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I have to still ask, just to upset Gina. Do
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: they sell wood at that Norwegian store?
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: No?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: But I love that song. I love that song so
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: much too. I don't know that song Norwegian beles beetles.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, the girl leaves and goes to work, and so
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: it's like bird shipped down and leaves. It's such a violence.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I know you're making it like a dirty joke, like
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: got yeah, I was so.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: The longer I am away from having sex, the more
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: faces I make when you.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Say gross, are you going asexual? That's cool, it's just hard.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: That what she said, melting.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, Now I know what song it is, Yeah, please
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: don't play its copyrighted.
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  Speaker 2: It's called Norwegian.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: What how you knew what it was? She recognized?
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: I wreck. I didn't know the name of the song,
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: but I recognized the tune.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: Oh, when I started singing it bad?
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Like what flavor liquid death is that? I don't know that?
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: It's only the best flavor in the world.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I go cider, it's as I haven't seen that one.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: It's hair apple, other natural fruit juices and cinnamon with
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: a hint of a gave.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: And let's sound good.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: It's still like it's twenty dollars, or it's twenty dollars.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: It is not that good.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Twenty ounce can for twenty calories or like nineteen point two, yeah,
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: nineteen point two ounce can for twenty calories and it's
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: twelve ninety nine on Amazon for a eight eight.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Pounds fucking get one.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's my favorite flavor and it's limited editions. So
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: when we took a break earlyer to just run to
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: the restroom, Kristin and I were like, I bought another case?
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Is that your pressure of Christa?
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Well that was my talking to Kristen when I said,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: bought another.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Case, like.
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: Precious?
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: How much? How many come in a case?
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Eight eight for twelve ninety.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Is it only online or have you seen him in
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: the store?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: We get them in the stores, but Target and most
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: of the retailers that have like with Death are like
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: seventeen ninety nine.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: So I find that if you order it on Amazon,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: usually sit it.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I've never seen that one, And it's thirteen ninety nine
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: on Amazon right now and you can get it between
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: two and six pm today.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, so it's gone up, so they must be running
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: out so that me and I'm gonna buy another case.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Squeezed to Death.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, they have that Squeeze to death days like someone
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: dropped water in your orange juice. It's not bad, but
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: it's not what you would want if you're looking for
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: a heavy orange flavor.
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: Aarin has gotten me hooked on both of my favorite flavors,
• 19:30
  Speaker 7: which is the psycho cider and then the Convicted melon.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Convicted melon is a year round flavor though, so it doesn't.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Hurngo chilling saw better than melon.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I used to like the lime, but now that I
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: don't drink it home alone, except for this one magical
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: case of sam Adams I found on accident. I used
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: to get the lime because I'd put vodka in it,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: and it was like a very not terrible white cloth
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: like it didn't have that soapy flavor the white claw has.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: But now I'm more in the psychocider and melon. But
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: the mango chainsaws good. But I had that one for
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: like the first six months till I found another flavor
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I like. So it's kind of like just not my
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: first choice because I had so much of it for
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: so long and purchased their iced teas tastes like ass though.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Do not buy Liquid Death iced tea.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Oh really, because I like it, because I just bought
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: a case with.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Liquid Death Iced tea tastes like someone took water and
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: put it into iced tea. It still has that water
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: down vibe. That's the only flavor they seem to know
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: how to make is a slightly diluted version of whatever
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: it is. And so even though it's supposed to be
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: one in those, it's still tastes like water.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I don't like it good enough.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: It's my story, lad, Well, we need to pick a villain.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: We made a mistake last time and didn't.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, first, let's tell us about tell us about
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: the episode.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Let me do. Episode ten is called The heart Attack.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Original air date November twenty third, nineteen eighty five, directed
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: by Jim Drake, written by Susan.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Harris and Winifred Hervey.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I just read my first quiz question and I left.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Sure you can guess what it's about.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Is Stan having a heart attack?
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: Do we know who has the heart attack?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: We don't? I mean I know, and Karen knows that's
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: a heart attack.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I definitely know.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Wait, I'm going to say the villain is going to
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: be Dorothy in this this.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I think it's Blanche. Oh, well, we need one villain, Karen,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: you pick.
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: I agree, I think it'll be Dorothy.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: There you go, Okay, all right.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: The thing is I have to make the person you
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: choose the villain, and I made a bad face, so
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I'm perhaps telling too much.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, So Dorothy, Hey, that's sometimes it's hard for you.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna earn my points today, all right, go.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I was fifteen when.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: This episode first aired.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I was, but I was one.
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: I was one nineteen eighty five.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Eighty five, Coo coo, co cock Golding, I was seven.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, I want say so picture it my crib nineteen
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: eighty four. Picture it, picture it San Diego nineteen eighty five.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be right back to talk about the episode.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: These messages will be right right back.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Don't come back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome bar.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I don't think you guys.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Understand, mister, but it just works so well.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: And that was a little share esque were.
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: Turn o jay, alrighty.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Welcome back everyone. That was a good episode.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: It was definitely emotional.
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: Yes, it was.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, all right, Can I get my before we play
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: the game and really talk about the episode. Can I
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: get my very thinly prepared villain statements out here?
• 23:43
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Please please.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: The biggest thing I have going for me and Dorothy
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: as a villain here is essentially that the writers made
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: a mistake. But I'm gonna ride this to the finished line.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: So when Dorothy is talking to Rose about how she
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: had to dress Charlie before the paramedics came, and she's
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: telling this traumatic story and Dorothy goes, I had no idea,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: she in fact does know because in episode I think
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: like three, Rose the Prude, when Rose is afraid to
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: sleep with the new guy she's dating, who later will
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: be Charlie but is not, or well later will be
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Miles but he's not yet Miles, in that she tells
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: the story of how she's rid of sex because she
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: killed her husband. So first of all, Dorothy's straight up
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: a selfish bitch who doesn't listen to people at all.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: So that's ellen point one.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Thing two, she almost loses.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Her mom but still has time to be an absolute
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: bitch to Rose. And when Rose is like, wait what,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: and she says, the problems in Guatemala that's pretty shitty.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, our policy, our policy in Guatemala. These the
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: these women have just been there holding your hand the
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: whole way, while they might be watching your mom die
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: with you, and you're still shitting on them.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: That's terrible.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: My final point on dorothy two points is that they're
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: about to share the cake, the beautiful cake that the
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: mom that didn't die worked onne lovingly, and ultimately, if
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: they don't eat it in a few days, we'll be trash.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: And they get their ice cream out, and then Dorothy
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: tells this story about how her friend was eating watercress
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: salads and stepped outside of this fancy French restaurant only
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: to be smashed and killed by a gargoyle that fell
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: off a building. And they're pretty sure as a result
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: that life is shortened, they should eat cake. And then
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Dorothy convinces them, just kidding, We've taken all this shit
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: out of the fridge, but let's not eat the cake.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Let's go for a fucking walk in a small almost
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: hurricane storm.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: She's a terrible person.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Well, you know that Aaron is bothered by the food
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: being left out.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Just it's rude.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: You just waste ice being melted.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want have to clean up the ice
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: cream mess.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and the odds are so feel just walk in
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: and eat some and she shouldn't.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I think the reason you don't understand my anger at
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: food being left out is that you didn't have three
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: back to back Stoner roommates before you ever started vibing
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: and weighed yourself because the things I would find left
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: out or not finished or surprise, what's in the microwave.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: You can't make your egg sandwich to go to work.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: There's there's a difference on the stove.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: My husband does that all the time.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Oh hey, I left the stove on overnight.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: It's the it's the lack of consideration in.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: The kitchen of having stoner roommates that makes me full
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: of that's fairy.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: I think you could get ants, right, yeah, and that's
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: so hard to get rid of them.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I left a cough drop out and I'm still like
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: every I haven't had cough drops for like a week
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: or two now since we've been back from our trip,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: and there's still like one or two, like scout ants
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: that show up. They're like bitchly Thelludins on the stand again.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I want it to do it, to do it.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: No, all right, we're out here. I can't do ants, spiders,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I do snakes.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: I cannot do ants. They just I'm telling you, if
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: you wash your walls with like an orange oil and clove,
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: they fucking hate it.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: But then your walls are full of orange oil and cloth.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Right. Also, what kind of free time do you have
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: in your life? You absolutely have more free time than
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I do. I don't have time to wash my walls.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I don't even have time to always wash my clothes
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: or my dishes all the time.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: But it helps around, like I do it that usually
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: do it.
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: If there's then you do it before it starts to
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: rain when they start trying to get inside.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, that's not a thing here. The ants are
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: not afraid of rain the way they are in California.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Here they don't get is like it's more like summer
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: where they're like, we need water.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: It's so hot and dry. Where's the rain? That's the
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: ants of Portland. You're welcome. I give you a piece
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: of trivia for this episode.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, NBC was going to do this episode live
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: after they had success with a live episode.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Of Give Me a Break, which I don't know what
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: that is.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: No, the show give Me a Break.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: You never saw Gimme a Break?
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: No, No, Carter was no Carter?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: No was it good?
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: It's pretty funny. I mean there's no Golden Girls.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, it's an eighties show, so well, I'm glad you
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: at least know what it is. Because I did not,
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: but then they changed their mind. It's possible that they
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: changed their mind. This episode aired November twenty third. On
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: November fifteenth, Betty White's mother died. Oh goodness, just after
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: be Arthur's mother last episode. Ough oh so, but can
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: you imagine this episode live?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: That'd be hard.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: It's not exactly. The whole point of eighties sitcoms being
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: live was the live laugh track, to see that there
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: were real people laughing. It's not the funniest I mean,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: there's there's some bits, but fuck.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: But the general theme is serious.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: They mostly were in the living room, so it would
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: have been easier. Yeah, a little bit of the cat
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: that's what.
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: We're watching the show. It was not lost on me
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: that all of these ladies are now also yeah gone, yeah,
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: and so hearing them talked about all the things they
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: want to do.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it was eat the cake, Karen, eat the
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: chocolate cake.
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna eat that fucking cake.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: One of my ex best friends from my youth got
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: to meet b Arthur after a cabaret performance once and
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: it was like, I wasn't able to make it like
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: a group of my friends, and I am so jealous
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: of that because it was like a small gay club
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: in LA that had like an intimate little like She
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: sang random songs she liked from shows she had done,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: and she was I mean, this was only a couple
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: of years before she died, so I'm sure it was fascinating.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: But yeah, anyway, she just had a clean look at her.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Look Okay, I was like.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: That right now.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to have a nice nap mom. You know,
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: maybe if it took me to the groom or I
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: might be help. I don't know why Abby sounds like
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: that in my world.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Pick up a smoking habit. Well, I come say hi,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: are friends?
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Yep?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Hey, Abby, tomorrow's my birthday.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday.
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: Abby.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Look there's a new friend no Canada. You see Hannah,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: don't She's.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Like where where? It's like noodle?
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah she is. She's I'm gonna come back and say
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: how do you in a minute, but I gotta be
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: a noodle.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I gotta wiggle you.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Would you like to help with the quiz or you
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: want to go back to your nap?
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Quiz quiz quiz.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Let's do the quiz with the quiz all right. In
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: a delightful bit of fat shaming, what does Blanche say,
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: almost put her eye out, Gina.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, the guest lady spit Rice and went in her eye.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Emma Jane, Emma Jane. Accident spit Rice and Blanches on.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Good job, Gina. First point to you.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Don't suck, you do not Abby.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I think you would like this next one, what is
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: the Lindstrom surprise?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: And what's the surprise? Kristen, Yes, it's Harring Pie and
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: the surprises the Harring.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Right, because you think it's pie, but.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: You think it's going to be apples.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Why would you want that?
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: You think it's pie, but it's fair.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Hair. I wouldn't mind trying Harring pie, but I want
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: to know what it is.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: That's the thing. Dorothy's reaction. Dorothy's reaction to that moment
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: in the in the scene is honestly, you guys may
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: not have even noticed it. It was so subtle, but
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: she went, oh, how fun and like it was such
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: a small moment. But I was like, that's so Dorothy. Okay,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: all right. What is the name of Rose's cat? Oh, Kristen, Yes, Lindstrom.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Lindstrom because it was less confusing. Yeah, all right.
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: Question four.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: This one's a a lot of words in it.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Sophia is famous for using famous people in her stories
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: and her Quippi comebacks, which too does she mention while
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Dorothy is diagnosing her heart attack.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: I remember one, okay, half a point, Yeahvaratti?
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh right, yeah, m hmmm. Anyone else, I'll give
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: a point.
• 33:58
  Speaker 8: I remember, I don't remember, she said, aunt Ranata.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: She starts off by saying one of my princess, expecting princess,
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: and then that the last I'm short and old.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Was sitting on her chest.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, all right, so we're going to give it.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: And I wrote that down.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: What kind of pain is Sophia having?
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Glory?
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Well, but I almost I almost want to give a
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: pity point to Jodie because her brain misfired and she
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: might have answered first, but I don't.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Know, because Gina was first. But you might get a
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: pity point for your No. I did not follow instructions,
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: so I not get that point.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: She said, the kind that hurts, Yes, yeah, that kind
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: of hurts.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, Hey, it's the kind that hurts, Thank you, Jody.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Why does Rose say she doesn't want to be cremated.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Kristen, Yes, she doesn't like heat.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Yep, she doesn't like heat.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't like heat.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Good thing you live in Miami crows she wants, but
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: she wants a blanky right, Well that's the comfortable coffin.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Why does Blanche say she wants to be buried in Arlington,
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Jody Saron.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: Because there are lots of men there.
• 35:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yep, full of men.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Good job, but they'll all be dead. Why did Charlie
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: and Rose have a fight and his fatal Can I
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: finish the question? Fatal heart attack? I don't know who
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: was first.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I think it was Jody.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: I only got mad because I I don't know who's first.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: If I'm still talking, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that's fair.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know who was first, Karen, No, Jody?
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well it's because she was trying to put on
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: white pants on him, and you don't wear white after
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Labor Day.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Usually we've picked out the correct person when I've checked
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: the game tape, so correct.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: No, Look, I just if I if I'm still talking,
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not listening to you.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I apologize. It's my fact, like we're missing
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: out on a cash price. Yeah, I mean.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: Gets excited, I do, I get excited.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Well, don't worry, because I'm the baby.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: I'm the baby in my family, so there.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I like how you're excited to me. I'm okay with it.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: I'm okay, okay, Abby's having a little something.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Where did Dorothy find her mother's rosary?
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: Karen? Yes, Karen in the peanut brittle.
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I knew that was gonna be a question.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: When Jody asked me where it was, I was like,
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: I bet I just gave her an.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Answer because I was because.
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: Did I say it too soon? I'm sorry?
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: I think you.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Are perfect.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: If I have like a word left, it's fine, I'm
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: kind of already listening. But if I had like half
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: a sentence, then I'm like still staring at my screen.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: It's my ability to do two things at once. I'm
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: essentially a man sometimes. What do the girls end the
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: episode with instead of cheesecake?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Kristen, yes, chocolate cake?
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: No, Jody, yes, I'll walk in a hurricane.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you meant the food.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, what do you mean that was the cake?
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: That's okay, because there's a bonus question.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: That's okay, you'll need.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: A bonus or wait, I can't say. I can't say
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: that out loud because, as reminded, every single time in
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Las Vegas, which was probably about a million times. No,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: I'm not allowed to yell at the machine. No, okay,
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: they get scared.
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: No, let's.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Looks at me with.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Just disgust.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: It was not okay, okay, okay, we're gonna pause the
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: quiz the bonus question to follow. It was not about
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: you shouting at me or shouting at the game and
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: jinxing me so much as that it would be like
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: the games, like Okay, I'm gonna do a thing. I'm
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: gonna do a thing, and then out of nowhere right
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: before I didn't get the bonus, she would scream in
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: my ear essentially and frighten me. It was more annoyance
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: than you were. Yah.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Hated right, that's great, and I love you.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Way was loud, it was very loud. Blew out your ears.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted to make sure you could hear me.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Since Vegas is so loud. I apologize. I will be
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: sure to turn down my volume next time.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: See she gets excited.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Let's have that bonus.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: The bonus.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Are you scratching your head with a.
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: Straw?
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: A straw? Yeah, I didn't. I had a coffee, but
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: I got a straw with my breakfast soul.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: It's okay. I thought it was a lone.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Chopstick, and I thought this was like a yeah, because
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: what keeps blurring it?
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, because of my background.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: It's like a really weird magic trick. Abby.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: This is for your birthday.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: It kind of looks like there's a person behind you. Yeah,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: black blob. I think Michael Myers.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Is there that your husband just standing there behind you?
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: No, I saw him come in earlier. I think you
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: read I was following the little.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: It's a coat wrack.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Oh is that his sweater that he wears all the time,
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: that cozy one?
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: No, it's not. Actually that is my my raincoat because
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: it rained here last weekend.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, quiz, what does Dorothy say happen to her friend
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: that ate only watercress in Paris time?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, the gargoyle fell and crusher.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah you just but you told.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Technically the last three things were things we discussed out
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: loud moments before the quiz.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's true, that is true.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Well, Karen and Kristen are tied.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: We need a breaker. We need a tie breaker.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, and got it. So there is an
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: one more time.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, that Dorothy is a villain.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: And it is going to be.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: The question is.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: How much does Blanche say, Emma Jane ways.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: Oh, Karen, yes, two seventy five. Yep, damn you nailed
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: It is a number numbers stick in my head.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: It's kind of it's kind of thing in my head.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Then it's stuck in my head. It's not written down
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: anywhere here. I was so sad.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: I was like, the episode a nice fat shaming.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: There.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: You know, there are definitely some things that don't hold
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: hold up well over time, some of.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: The jacks, especially things from the eighties, Abby's teeth.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's a lot of things, huh right, Yeah, but.
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: There's a lot of stuff that does hold up pretty
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: well considering this was in the mid eighties.
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: Yes, So.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: The rest of this episode was after a big dinner party,
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Sophia felt ill. Everyone was afraid she had a heart attack.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: She had the adgita and was.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: Just and they struggled to get medical help to her
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: because of a big storm.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: I don't want to shit on the writers a second
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: time for this episode, but I will say, as most
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: of us here have had a gallbladder attack or have
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: had their gallbladder removed. You're not suddenly better just because
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: the doctor says it's not a heart attack. The way
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: that Sofia was like, all right, I'm good now, I
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: was like, no, actually not, because they like immediately admitted
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: me to the hospital, because they were like, fuck, you're
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: in pain. Like it's not like a okay bye, you'll
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: be better.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Well, in the amount of the food she ate, they
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: just kept listing it like, oh I saw read this,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I saw boxes of milk duds.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: But then she said she didn't eat dinner.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Jilli, mushroom, sausage, peppers.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: In the episode nine, she had that whole charcuderie board.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: She was taking to her room with that whole ball
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: of popcorn which come on hide or she was gonna
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: eat that ship. Because now having seen this episode, I
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: was like, she's gonna go fucking shameyat in the other room,
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: is what she's gonna do. I'm gonna send Sofia readers anonymous.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Except that she doesn't actually seem to have a weight problem,
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: so it seems right wrong.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: She is always eating like a lot of food.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yes, I had to have my gall bladder out.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: The pain was phenomenally bad. Ye who else has had
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: me me?
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: I'm ow, oh wow, my balls are intact.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: You have that to look forward to.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Congrats if that happens to you. Also, I hope it
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: never happens to you.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope it never happens to me.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: I legitimately tried to drive myself to urgent care and
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: made it like a couple of blocks to my friend
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Purdle's house, and then I literally just like ran my
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: hand down the buzzer trying to get a hold of
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: her because I couldn't punch the coat in. And then
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: I eventually called her clphone and I was like, I'm
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: out front getting the car and just kind of got
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: out and hobbled around and lay in the passenger seat.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: If I can find the picture of me that I
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: called my sham my shamoo, was me hooked up to EKG.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: It's just like laying in a somewhat reclined thing on
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: a hospital bed because I just I did. I gave
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: zero shits and I was like, yep, you can take
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: these pictures and man post them. It's fine with I
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: don't care. I'm dying, It's fine.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Wow, don't have one.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: So we've all we've all been there where Sophia has.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Except for plus, it increases your risk of shitting your pants,
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: and that's real too.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: I don't want that at all.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: You after you have it out, yeah, like you were live.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Her dumped bile to help you digest, and the gallbladder
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: is supposed to dole it out, but if it's not
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: there to catch it, it just here's a bunch of bile.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: If you don't listen to your doctor and you eat
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: something like super fried, like right when your body is
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: still adjusting in the beginning, you literally will just like
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: not be able to control it and you'll be running out.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: You'll put Keepsie in your pants. Yeah, thanks for putting
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: your dry tongue on my mouth. Aby.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: Other than that, it was very emotional episode about death
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: and losing people and what else do you want to
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: do if you had more time?
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: And there's another I think point to Dorothy being the
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: villain in this episode, and it will the very beginning,
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: after Sophia started feeling like she was having her attack,
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: Dorothy was very dismissive of.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Her more medical gaslighting.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's okay, Dorothy'll get that.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Dorothy'll get that. Given back to her.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Story about We'll get her will were shadowing. Yeah, anyway,
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: well thanks for stopping buy again, Karen. We absolutely having
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: me over.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: It's been so nice.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: You're welcome back any time, truly, anytime.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Really, we love having.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: Than you.
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: You ladies are a delight. It's been a lot of fun.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Gee.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Thanks cheese, cheesecake.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Thanks cheesecake.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Abby's like, did you say cheese?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I love cheese che text.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: All right, this is a part of the episode where
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: our producer Abby needs a water break, needs a water
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: break to send us out, send us.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Ask Kristen to give the socials. Then yes, you can
• 46:52
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• 46:52
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• 46:56
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• 46:59
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• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Thank you, can you tell me?
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: And thank you for listening.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for being a friend.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Next time, Episode eleven. Yeah bye
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Bye bye Yeah, I just bye time bye