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- 0:10Speaker 1: Win True insurance True, I'm a checkup with there is.
- 0:17Speaker 2: A Hey, everybody, welcome to Conspiracy The Show. I'm your host,
- 0:36Speaker 2: Adam Todd Brown joining me his co host this week,
- 0:38Speaker 2: Connor mcspadden is in the cut. How's it going, man?
- 0:42Speaker 3: It's going better now man, now that we're talking about
- 0:45Speaker 3: g m o C. Gay Men of Color Now I'm kidding.
- 0:50Speaker 3: We're talking to General Motors Overseas Corporation.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Also joining us. Sam Sweets is here. How's it going? Sam?
- 0:58Speaker 4: Him? It's going. God.
- 1:00Speaker 2: We are, as Connor said, talking about GMOC, but that
- 1:04Speaker 2: means the Guantanamo Migrant Operations Center.
- 1:09Speaker 3: And if you think that sounds depressing and bum tacular, it's.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Really it really is.
- 1:18Speaker 3: This ain't one of them Conspiracy the shows where Elvis
- 1:21Speaker 3: is alive at the end.
- 1:23Speaker 4: But if you put this on Guantana Meta under it,
- 1:26Speaker 4: you know it'll give it a little buzz.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Yeah, that gives it a little haunting, bittersweet aspect.
- 1:31Speaker 2: I like, yeah, I should just play that underneath this
- 1:34Speaker 2: podcast the whole time, right, Yeah, I need someone like
- 1:40Speaker 2: wailing on an upright bass while I talk. That's what
- 1:43Speaker 2: I really need. Like that Mitch Hedberg album you have
- 1:46Speaker 2: you have.
- 1:46Speaker 3: The look of an upright bass player.
- 1:48Speaker 2: See, I don't want to. I don't want to drive
- 1:50Speaker 2: the car though, I want to be in the plushback seat.
- 1:52Speaker 2: I want someone else playing that thing.
- 1:54Speaker 4: I own an upright bas but I can't play it.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Oh you want to use it, Well, we're halfway there,
- 1:59Speaker 2: if you could just learn to play it.
- 2:01Speaker 3: Adam looks like the only human they would allow in
- 2:03Speaker 3: the country bear jamboree.
- 2:05Speaker 2: Goddamn right they would because I'm fucking cool.
- 2:09Speaker 3: And you could rip it up on this day.
- 2:10Speaker 2: That'p washed up base, damn right, and I look great
- 2:13Speaker 2: in a pair of fucking overalls.
- 2:14Speaker 3: I've always said that about you.
- 2:16Speaker 2: Yeah. So, Guantanamo, the crown jewel of America's torture apparatus,
- 2:21Speaker 2: has been back in the news of late on account
- 2:24Speaker 2: of how Trump and only Trump wants to send deporties
- 2:29Speaker 2: there to die in the sun. I don't know how
- 2:33Speaker 2: many people were aware. I kind of was not that
- 2:36Speaker 2: there are actually two Guantanamo's. There's the Guantanamo Bay detention camp,
- 2:43Speaker 2: which is the one we all know and Connor loves.
- 2:46Speaker 2: We call it Getmo sometimes. That's where we tortured terrorists.
- 2:51Speaker 4: That just reminds me of the nineties. Like we say Lollapalooza,
- 2:54Speaker 4: you say Gimo. I'm getting the same era up.
- 2:56Speaker 3: Yeah, Gitmo and g Mock. It's like Romulus and Remus,
- 3:00Speaker 3: but for torturing people.
- 3:02Speaker 2: And we have a bonus episode coming up this week
- 3:05Speaker 2: that's about regular ass Guantanamo, where again this is an
- 3:09Speaker 2: audio medium, so people didn't see me throw up air
- 3:12Speaker 2: quotes around the word terrorists. But most of the people
- 3:15Speaker 2: who are sent to Guantanamo were eventually released without charges.
- 3:19Speaker 3: So there's that.
- 3:20Speaker 2: But GMOC, the Guantanamo Migrant Operations Center, completely different thing.
- 3:26Speaker 2: And when Trump issued that executive order saying he wanted
- 3:29Speaker 2: to expand Guantanamo so it could house tens of thousands
- 3:33Speaker 2: of deportees, he was referring to that other Guantanamo. It
- 3:37Speaker 2: has a whole sordid history of its own that dates
- 3:41Speaker 2: back decades prior to the shit we pulled at GETM.
- 3:45Speaker 2: So we're talking about that shit today.
- 3:48Speaker 4: And if you google the other Guantanamo, there's also a
- 3:51Speaker 4: BBC little documentary that'll just tell you about the great
- 3:54Speaker 4: styles of dance that they invented there, Like at the
- 3:58Speaker 4: detention camp. No, they were saying like, Guantanamo is just
- 4:02Speaker 4: not the prison you've heard about. There's a lovely culture.
- 4:04Speaker 4: And then they sent a white British lady to talk
- 4:07Speaker 4: to Cubans and learn to dance.
- 4:09Speaker 3: This will very Daily Show two thousand and five. Like
- 4:13Speaker 3: you said, talking about Gitmo again, it does feel like
- 4:16Speaker 3: and jets are you gonna be? My girl is at
- 4:19Speaker 3: the top of the charge. Here we are beautiful, sunny Gitmo.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Yeah, Guantanamo. That thing about there being a whole culture
- 4:29Speaker 2: and people there, let me tell you those people do
- 4:32Speaker 2: not want the Guantanamo Naval Base to be there. What people?
- 4:36Speaker 2: I know, it's crazy, so many jobs. Yeah, and it's
- 4:40Speaker 2: such a shining star on the coastline, I'm sure. But
- 4:46Speaker 2: ever since the Cuban Revolution, the people of Cuba have
- 4:50Speaker 2: been like, you're gonna leave, right, You're gonna get rid
- 4:52Speaker 2: of that naval base and leave. And we sure are not.
- 4:55Speaker 2: We definitely are not. We signed a treaty that allows
- 4:58Speaker 2: us to keep it there.
- 4:59Speaker 3: Here's what I say to people of going Tanamo. I
- 5:01Speaker 3: grew up in a prison town, Chino, California. Prison towns
- 5:04Speaker 3: are nice. They keep them nice. Okay, So maybe just
- 5:07Speaker 3: maybe instead of trying to reject this new aspect of
- 5:10Speaker 3: your community. Maybe try to live with it, you know,
- 5:13Speaker 3: maybe try to sell the prisoners some kind of colorful juice.
- 5:17Speaker 3: You know, there's an idea, how about that they got
- 5:20Speaker 3: a McDonald's. Now they have a McDonald's. Well, then I think,
- 5:24Speaker 3: who's that guy that says we're never going to go
- 5:25Speaker 3: to war with him because we both have McDonald's. Was
- 5:27Speaker 3: that noam chompsky Or am I just making that up?
- 5:29Speaker 2: I know there's someone who says that.
- 5:31Speaker 3: Somebody says it's like the McDonald's doctorate was chompsky.
- 5:39Speaker 4: God, he is part of it. Hangs out with the Hamburgler.
- 5:45Speaker 3: Well, the hamburglars, trying to fucking steal the season means
- 5:48Speaker 3: of production along with a hamburger he wants, he wants
- 5:51Speaker 3: to fry later, and the grill and the whole fucking
- 5:53Speaker 3: the whole thing.
- 5:54Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a grill Marxist.
- 5:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:56Speaker 2: So let's talk about the history of GM Guantanamo Migrant
- 6:01Speaker 2: Operations Center again, completely separate facility from the detention camp.
- 6:06Speaker 2: History dates back to the nineteen seventies when lots of
- 6:09Speaker 2: people were trying to flee Haiti, much like today.
- 6:13Speaker 3: Still, Yeah, they hated it. Damn it. What we just
- 6:18Speaker 3: we just do a hack headbutt the.
- 6:21Speaker 4: I said it first and you said it second. But
- 6:23Speaker 4: you're the guy, so you'll get caard of for it, jinks.
- 6:27Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't bring any kind of competition energy
- 6:29Speaker 3: to it. That was all you.
- 6:30Speaker 2: So there were lots of people trying to flee Haiti,
- 6:33Speaker 2: and they would often sail directly to the United States,
- 6:37Speaker 2: but more often they would sail to Guantanamo on account
- 6:42Speaker 2: of how it's a nice mid point between Haiti and
- 6:45Speaker 2: the US. And almost immediately the US realized the same
- 6:50Speaker 2: thing about Haitian migrants that we realized about the War
- 6:54Speaker 2: on Terror detainees, which is that if we deal with
- 6:58Speaker 2: them in another country, we don't have any legal oversight
- 7:01Speaker 2: in what we do. We can just kind of handle
- 7:04Speaker 2: the situation however we want, and then the courts in
- 7:08Speaker 2: law can't say shit about it.
- 7:10Speaker 3: You know. Then called CIA transparency sites exactly.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a policy we've definitely abandoned since then.
- 7:18Speaker 3: Yeah, we're better than that now.
- 7:21Speaker 2: So people started fleeing Haiti in nineteen seventy two, or
- 7:26Speaker 2: at least that's when the first group of people fleeing
- 7:29Speaker 2: Haiti landed in the United States. They were fleeing the
- 7:32Speaker 2: dictatorship of Francois and then later Jean Claude Duvalier.
- 7:37Speaker 3: Sick gass name for a dictator, by the way, Yeah,
- 7:40Speaker 3: John Claude Duvalier man.
- 7:43Speaker 2: And I believe it's Jean Claude, whose nickname was baby Doc,
- 7:47Speaker 2: which is also kind of a frightening nickname. I like that.
- 7:51Speaker 3: Ye like Joseph Mangela and the dictator of Haiti had
- 7:55Speaker 3: the same.
- 7:57Speaker 4: Wait like he's a doctor on babies, or he is
- 7:59Speaker 4: a baby doctor like baby Boss.
- 8:02Speaker 3: Yeah, boss Baby.
- 8:03Speaker 2: I didn't google them much, but I wonder if they
- 8:07Speaker 2: are father and son, and maybe father was just.
- 8:12Speaker 3: Not be cute.
- 8:14Speaker 2: Yeah, that's adorable. If so, I don't know if that's
- 8:16Speaker 2: an answer. I'm going to be able to find this
- 8:18Speaker 2: fucking quick.
- 8:19Speaker 3: I'm looking.
- 8:20Speaker 2: Well, he died. Francois died in seventy one, which leads
- 8:24Speaker 2: me to believe that, oh it is.
- 8:26Speaker 3: His father was friends. Francois was his father. Yeah, Papa
- 8:29Speaker 3: Doc Duvalier.
- 8:31Speaker 2: Oh so, yeah, Papa Doc and Baby Doc.
- 8:33Speaker 3: That's cool, that's good.
- 8:35Speaker 4: I mean they sound like smurfs, you know. Yeah, he's
- 8:38Speaker 4: going to be scared of that regime.
- 8:41Speaker 2: Well, about thirty five hundred Haitians from nineteen seventy two
- 8:45Speaker 2: to nineteen seventy seven. As it turns out, they all
- 8:48Speaker 2: landed in the US seeking asylum. Haitian boat people, we
- 8:52Speaker 2: called him back then. In nineteen eighty one, Reagan instituted
- 8:57Speaker 2: a policy of intercepting Haitian refugees at sea.
- 9:02Speaker 3: I gotta say real quick though, just backtracking the Haitian
- 9:05Speaker 3: boat people, that's not the least racist thing we've ever
- 9:08Speaker 3: called any the buddy, but it's definitely not the most.
- 9:10Speaker 4: Yeah, there's so much worse.
- 9:12Speaker 3: We've definitely done worse.
- 9:14Speaker 4: I grew up in South Florida in like the mid
- 9:17Speaker 4: to late nineties, and there's much worse that they still you.
- 9:21Speaker 2: Is, Yeah, I'm sure. So. In eighty one, Reagan instituted
- 9:25Speaker 2: a policy of intercepting Haitians at sea, and the policy
- 9:31Speaker 2: was essentially just to capture them and immediately send them
- 9:34Speaker 2: back to Haiti. But that became a lot trickier after
- 9:38Speaker 2: the nineteen ninety one overthrow of Jean Bertrand are A Steed.
- 9:42Speaker 2: They had this dictatorship it ends, and then Jean Bertrand
- 9:47Speaker 2: our Steed takes over, and he's a generally cool guy.
- 9:51Speaker 2: Human rights abuses go down, people trying to flee the
- 9:54Speaker 2: country go way, way way down. Everything's fine. And that
- 9:58Speaker 2: lasts for eight months and then he is overthrown within
- 10:02Speaker 2: less than a year of taking office. And in the
- 10:05Speaker 2: decade before he was overthrown, twenty five thousand Haitians were
- 10:10Speaker 2: intercepted at sea trying to seek refuge in the US.
- 10:14Speaker 2: In one year after he was overthrown, thirty eight thousand
- 10:19Speaker 2: were intercepted at sea. So it was a huge influx
- 10:24Speaker 2: of Haitian asylum seekers into the United States. So George
- 10:29Speaker 2: hw Bush calls for them to be redirected to Guantanamo.
- 10:34Speaker 2: And that is because at one point a group called
- 10:38Speaker 2: the Haitian Refugee Center successfully sued to block forced repatriation,
- 10:44Speaker 2: meaning we could not just send people back to Haiti
- 10:47Speaker 2: all willy nilly, but that only applied on US soil. So,
- 10:51Speaker 2: just like with the War on Terror, we were like, oh, okay,
- 10:55Speaker 2: well we can get around all those.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Bullshit laws US soil. Huh, don't see any of that
- 11:01Speaker 3: around here, do you.
- 11:03Speaker 2: And so we decided send everyone to Guantanamo and then
- 11:08Speaker 2: we can just repatriate them without giving it a second thought.
- 11:12Speaker 3: Bobby, do we have to stay in Guam Tama No.
- 11:16Speaker 2: So at its height, g mock held around eleven thousand,
- 11:20Speaker 2: three hundred refugees.
- 11:22Speaker 3: That's like a medium sized city in the Midwest. Yeah.
- 11:26Speaker 4: I feel like that's a Coachella.
- 11:28Speaker 2: That's like, yeah, it's at least like in an arena
- 11:33Speaker 2: basketball game or something like G League. Now G League's
- 11:37Speaker 2: not selling that. That's like a Caitlin Clark WNBA game.
- 11:41Speaker 3: That's like the last NEWFX concert was about that many people.
- 11:45Speaker 2: It's an alarming number of people to just be holding
- 11:47Speaker 2: in a camp. So in nineteen ninety two, GHWB issued
- 11:53Speaker 2: Executive Order one two eight zero seven aka the Kennebunkport Order,
- 11:59Speaker 2: that call for repatriating Haitians without even screening them for
- 12:04Speaker 2: the possibility that they might be eligible for asylum, and
- 12:08Speaker 2: so eventually most asylum seekers were repatriated, about a third
- 12:13Speaker 2: were granted asylum. But even after that, as of nineteen
- 12:16Speaker 2: ninety two, there were still around two hundred and sixty
- 12:19Speaker 2: seven asylum seekers being held at GMC, and why because
- 12:25Speaker 2: they were all HIV positive. This was kind of the
- 12:29Speaker 2: height of the AIDS crisis. Also, and a nineteen eighty
- 12:33Speaker 2: seven law barred anyone who was HIV positive from emigrating
- 12:39Speaker 2: to the United States.
- 12:40Speaker 4: Was that Reagan? We love Reagan?
- 12:42Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking Reagan. I know the answer is no. But
- 12:47Speaker 2: has anyone seen the Reagan movie?
- 12:48Speaker 3: Probably no, No.
- 12:49Speaker 2: I had to watch it for work.
- 12:51Speaker 4: I will see the porn adaptation when they make that though.
- 12:53Speaker 3: Mister Gorbachev, tear down your pants.
- 12:58Speaker 2: I need to watch the Reagan movie again just to
- 13:01Speaker 2: make sure I saw this correctly. But it's like a
- 13:04Speaker 2: fucking Marvel movie the way they treat him like he
- 13:07Speaker 2: is a superhero in this movie. But at one point
- 13:10Speaker 2: they're talking about criticism and they show the number of
- 13:15Speaker 2: people who died of AIDS under Ronald Reagan, and I
- 13:18Speaker 2: swear to god, it looks like a fucking Instagram meme.
- 13:21Speaker 2: It's got like explosive colors. It fucking pops. It looks
- 13:26Speaker 2: like they were celebrating how many people died of AIDS
- 13:29Speaker 2: under rage got them And I'm not joking.
- 13:31Speaker 4: Hey just make it snappy, though, you know.
- 13:34Speaker 2: Yeah, that movie's wild. This fucking w I sat in
- 13:37Speaker 2: the corner and fucking heck.
- 13:39Speaker 4: That sounds like something They make it The scientology studios.
- 13:42Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, it's propaganda for sure.
- 13:44Speaker 3: Are you gonna make a hagiography by the guy who
- 13:46Speaker 3: gives Axander Haig? That's no good. There's too much Haig,
- 13:50Speaker 3: way too much.
- 13:51Speaker 2: So that is how one camp at g Mock, in particular, Camp.
- 13:58Speaker 4: Bulkeley became the best disco in.
- 14:00Speaker 2: History close it became the world's first detention center exclusively
- 14:07Speaker 2: for people with HIV and AIDS. That's not a bad
- 14:10Speaker 2: look at all. And I'm not surprised that the United States
- 14:14Speaker 2: was first to open some shit like that.
- 14:17Speaker 3: I think we're the first first group to round up
- 14:19Speaker 3: Japanese people and people with HIV. So, you know, as
- 14:23Speaker 3: far as camps, concentration camps go, we've broken more grind
- 14:26Speaker 3: than we really like to admit.
- 14:28Speaker 4: I mean, has Russia done it?
- 14:30Speaker 3: I don't know Russia ever rounded up Japanese people, people
- 14:33Speaker 3: with age. That's a good question.
- 14:35Speaker 2: Yeah, And I mean we've kind of got everyone beat
- 14:37Speaker 2: with you know, indigenous people. That was we built this
- 14:41Speaker 2: country on a fucking genocide.
- 14:43Speaker 4: A lot of people did.
- 14:47Speaker 2: Yeah, And so when AIDS activists found out about this camp,
- 14:52Speaker 2: they were understandably furious. Bill Clinton, tell me if this
- 14:56Speaker 2: sounds familiar. George Bush is in office, and he has
- 15:01Speaker 2: opened this camp at Guantanamo that is just seen as
- 15:05Speaker 2: a stain on the United States reputation on the world stage.
- 15:09Speaker 2: And now along comes a Democrat, Bill Clinton, and he
- 15:13Speaker 2: campaigns in part on what closing.
- 15:16Speaker 4: That g.
- 15:18Speaker 2: And then he does what nothing? He does not close
- 15:21Speaker 2: that camp.
- 15:22Speaker 4: Oh I feel like I've heard that again. We had
- 15:25Speaker 4: the remix of that.
- 15:30Speaker 3: Of some bad stuff. Mate, We could have canna have
- 15:33Speaker 3: a fucking up the party.
- 15:34Speaker 4: But he did play really good saxophone.
- 15:37Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, he looked mean in a pair of ray bands,
- 15:41Speaker 2: and so we I mean, he was running against George H. W.
- 15:45Speaker 3: Bush.
- 15:45Speaker 2: It's fine.
- 15:46Speaker 3: He's just got that smiling, puffy, happy drunk face. That's
- 15:49Speaker 3: just kind of infectious, you know.
- 15:52Speaker 2: Yeah. And also we probably thought he was going to
- 15:54Speaker 2: close down the AIDS camp at Guantanamo, but he did not.
- 15:58Speaker 2: He campaigned on closing it and then almost like right
- 16:02Speaker 2: before taking office, decided never mind.
- 16:05Speaker 4: Hasn't like actually every Democrat done the same thing, every
- 16:08Speaker 4: Democratic president.
- 16:09Speaker 2: Since Yeah, yeah, this was its fucking history with Peter.
- 16:14Speaker 3: We're going to blows Kuanamo.
- 16:18Speaker 4: I think Obama the city would too.
- 16:20Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Obama definitely. Did I remember that.
- 16:22Speaker 2: Yeah, it was one of Obama's main He.
- 16:24Speaker 3: Was like talking about it too. He was like, and
- 16:27Speaker 3: we're gonna do what was long overdue for many years now,
- 16:30Speaker 3: and we'll close Guano on day one and then just
- 16:34Speaker 3: didn't do it for eight years.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Yeah. So, in January nineteen ninety three, detainees at Camp
- 16:41Speaker 2: Bulkeley went on a hunger strike, and students at Yale
- 16:46Speaker 2: Law School. This was back when we were allowed to
- 16:48Speaker 2: protest shit without getting disappeared. Students at Yale Law School,
- 16:52Speaker 2: who had helped file legal challenges on behalf of detainees
- 16:56Speaker 2: at Camp Bulkeley, joined the hunger strike for one week.
- 17:00Speaker 4: That's so Harvard. They went on a cleanse.
- 17:03Speaker 2: Yeah, it was Yale. And then they passed it to
- 17:06Speaker 2: stupid like HPV like yeah, yeah, like that Denzel Washington
- 17:11Speaker 2: movie where you just touch someone and now there they
- 17:13Speaker 2: like the.
- 17:13Speaker 3: Fucking talking stick, like, okay, now you support Guantanamo. This week,
- 17:18Speaker 3: we did it. We did our shift. I took the
- 17:20Speaker 3: hamster home for one weekend for the class pet it's
- 17:23Speaker 3: your turn now, it's.
- 17:24Speaker 4: The it follows of activism.
- 17:27Speaker 2: They met at the Guantanamo McDonald's trade off and everyone
- 17:31Speaker 2: threw down on cheeseburgers.
- 17:33Speaker 3: The only place with good Wi Fi around here I.
- 17:35Speaker 4: Know was that when we were protesting McDonald's because they
- 17:38Speaker 4: had styrofoam. Though.
- 17:39Speaker 3: Oh that's right, similar fucking times. You know. You know what,
- 17:43Speaker 3: I haven't seen a million years of Meeta his murderer sign.
- 17:46Speaker 3: It's it's Echo Park. Clearly I did live there. It's
- 17:54Speaker 3: been a while, lost my roots. I guess Peter.
- 17:56Speaker 4: Still's got their billboards up like a chicken going I'm
- 17:59Speaker 4: not dinner. I'm a friend.
- 18:01Speaker 3: Those yeah, both, But I'm talking about a bikini kill,
- 18:06Speaker 3: poorly spray painted meat, his murder on a poster board
- 18:10Speaker 3: sign and an issue of Adbuster's magazine.
- 18:13Speaker 2: Last time I saw anti meat graffiti it was in
- 18:16Speaker 2: Costa Rica. I haven't seen it here in a while.
- 18:18Speaker 4: I feel like we gave them beyond burgers and they're
- 18:20Speaker 4: fine now. Yeah, probably they probably put some sedatives in
- 18:24Speaker 4: all the fake meat.
- 18:25Speaker 3: I mean, do you just eat a bunch of calories.
- 18:28Speaker 3: That's a sedative in itself. But you know who was
- 18:31Speaker 3: not eating a lot of calories was his students at Harvard.
- 18:33Speaker 2: Sorry so Harvard. After they got past the hunger strike,
- 18:38Speaker 2: they passed it on to the University of Michigan, which
- 18:41Speaker 2: that feels like a step down Yale Harvard University of
- 18:44Speaker 2: Michigan football. Though probably after that I was Grand Canyon University.
- 18:52Speaker 4: Palm Beach Community College, shout out all the money.
- 18:56Speaker 3: And then and then at the very last, how about
- 18:58Speaker 3: Trump University.
- 19:03Speaker 2: I very briefly went to a junior college called Illinois
- 19:07Speaker 2: Central College ic C, and people would say ice C
- 19:10Speaker 2: stood for I can't spell. That's cute, funny. So eventually
- 19:16Speaker 2: protests broke out on college campuses across the country, and
- 19:21Speaker 2: at least from a protest standpoint, things reached ahead when
- 19:26Speaker 2: Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins appeared at the nineteen ninety
- 19:30Speaker 2: three Oscars and used the moment to draw attention to
- 19:34Speaker 2: the plight of Haitian detainees being held in the Guantanamo
- 19:39Speaker 2: HIV camp as it came to be known.
- 19:41Speaker 3: Joining a surprising list of real ones.
- 19:45Speaker 4: Yeah, thank god for celebrities fixing everything. What would we
- 19:51Speaker 4: do without them?
- 19:53Speaker 3: I like, it really is our only hope at this point.
- 19:55Speaker 3: We're like, maybe the rock we'll fix it if it feels.
- 19:58Speaker 2: Like it, Yeah, I mean corporate America.
- 20:00Speaker 3: Maybe Google will turn out to be nice again. Remember
- 20:03Speaker 3: when their slogan was don't be evil and then they
- 20:05Speaker 3: were like, I fuck that. Change it to make money
- 20:07Speaker 3: and break stuff.
- 20:09Speaker 2: Yeah, now it's fuck it be evil. So the HIV
- 20:13Speaker 2: camp at Guantanamo was finally shut down in June nineteen
- 20:17Speaker 2: ninety three.
- 20:18Speaker 4: I like when we call it camps, you know, camps
- 20:21Speaker 4: makes it sound fun, like they're playing tennis.
- 20:23Speaker 3: Like I remember when we met at HIV camp. You
- 20:26Speaker 3: had so much HIV ah. You did too.
- 20:30Speaker 2: It was finally shut down in June nineteen ninety three
- 20:33Speaker 2: after US District Court Judge Sterling Johnson Junior ruled that
- 20:39Speaker 2: the camps were unconstitutional and kind of dropped the hammer
- 20:43Speaker 2: on the Clinton administration in a highly angry fifty three
- 20:48Speaker 2: page ruling that included accusations that the US was showing
- 20:52Speaker 2: quote deliberate indifference to the medical needs of refugees and
- 20:57Speaker 2: holding Haitians in quote arbitrary and definite detention.
- 21:01Speaker 4: Who do they think they are? Local police departments?
- 21:04Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly is this guy's name? He had the most
- 21:06Speaker 3: homophobic shown thing name ever, But he was down with
- 21:09Speaker 3: the cause. There's like Lee.
- 21:10Speaker 2: Sterling, Sterling J. Johnson, Sterling J.
- 21:14Speaker 3: Johnson.
- 21:15Speaker 4: No, that's classic gay. That's back when they were like
- 21:18Speaker 4: Liberaci and that's that's a classic gay name.
- 21:22Speaker 3: Oh really, Okay, Sterling, come on, what do I know
- 21:24Speaker 3: Sterling is a gay name back then?
- 21:28Speaker 4: Like this is like a Time magazine Aero Flynn, glamor boy,
- 21:32Speaker 4: like Rock Hudson. I'm just imagining this is an older judge,
- 21:36Speaker 4: like a silver Fox Daddy. I don't know.
- 21:38Speaker 3: I was I pictured. I pictures, yes, Sterling similarly, but
- 21:41Speaker 3: as the racist cowboy and not a sexy fucking cowboy. Both.
- 21:47Speaker 4: Baby, there's your day, judge, there's your night.
- 21:50Speaker 3: Judge depends on where his wife is.
- 21:54Speaker 2: He also said they're being kept in conditions quote usually
- 21:57Speaker 2: reserved for spies and murderers.
- 22:00Speaker 3: Wow, that's a hard quote.
- 22:02Speaker 2: And that their continued imprisonment quote serves no purpose other
- 22:06Speaker 2: than to punish them for being sick. End quote. And
- 22:10Speaker 2: one last quote, the Haitian's plight is a tragedy of
- 22:14Speaker 2: immense proportion, and their continued containment is totally unacceptable to
- 22:20Speaker 2: this court. End quote. Called for everyone to be released
- 22:23Speaker 2: and placed anywhere, but Haiti and everyone in the camp
- 22:27Speaker 2: was eventually relocated to Miami or New York. City.
- 22:33Speaker 4: Yees, that explains a lot.
- 22:36Speaker 3: And you know, if you're a real HIV in nerd,
- 22:38Speaker 3: you can still trace certain strains of HIV all the
- 22:41Speaker 3: way back to Haiti. So there's a little history for you.
- 22:46Speaker 3: Blue dream HIV came from this shipment of migrants.
- 22:50Speaker 2: And so then not long after that relative success story,
- 22:55Speaker 2: I guess we got everyone liberated from the Guantanamo HIV camp.
- 23:00Speaker 2: Not long after that, the Cuban rafter crisis.
- 23:02Speaker 4: Yeah. I lived in Florida. I was at West ponm
- 23:05Speaker 4: for this.
- 23:06Speaker 2: Oh really, what was that like?
- 23:08Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd be like, who washed up today?
- 23:11Speaker 2: Yeah? It first wondered if this was related to the
- 23:14Speaker 2: Elian Gonzales thing.
- 23:16Speaker 4: Ellien was at the end of it. I think. You
- 23:18Speaker 4: know what's funny. I googled him today. Later I think
- 23:22Speaker 4: he was at the end of the nineties. Yeah, like
- 23:24Speaker 4: ninety nine, two thousand. Yeah, he just became a Cuban
- 23:27Speaker 4: congressman Eleon.
- 23:29Speaker 2: Yeah, I also googled him last night. Yeah. It's crazy
- 23:33Speaker 2: that America went from holding automatic weapons in the face
- 23:37Speaker 2: of children to all this fascism. What the fuck? Who
- 23:40Speaker 2: could have seen us get in here? We were so
- 23:42Speaker 2: chill in the nineties.
- 23:43Speaker 4: Yeah, it's almost like we've changed so much, so much.
- 23:47Speaker 3: I know, all we were doing was we were rating
- 23:49Speaker 3: compounds and the deporting people. It was even awful.
- 23:54Speaker 4: I mean, that's my thing though about everyone that says
- 23:56Speaker 4: it's so bad Now, I'm like, but how is it different? Yeah,
- 24:00Speaker 4: we're just talking about it now.
- 24:01Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all the same nuts, Steve. Now we're just
- 24:05Speaker 3: like openly trying to rebrand it. You know.
- 24:08Speaker 2: Yeah, in fifty years, this will be what America has
- 24:12Speaker 2: always been according to history books, because that's what they're doing.
- 24:17Speaker 2: They're trying to erase history and rewrite it as this version.
- 24:21Speaker 4: That's what we've done since Columbus came in. The Pilgrims
- 24:24Speaker 4: made friends with all those Native Americans who just suddenly
- 24:27Speaker 4: died for no reason.
- 24:28Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they'll and conveniently left us their plush ass
- 24:31Speaker 3: pad with all this cool corn and maize.
- 24:35Speaker 2: And it's super duper Nazi shit. The Nazis at one
- 24:39Speaker 2: point sent this group on like a knowledge expedition to
- 24:45Speaker 2: find out all the points in history where arians were
- 24:48Speaker 2: involved in developing history. And they came back and were
- 24:51Speaker 2: like everywhere, in fact, everywhere throughout history. And I feel
- 24:56Speaker 2: like that's what that ancient alien's bullshit is leading up too?
- 25:00Speaker 4: You think it's actually ancient arians.
- 25:02Speaker 2: Well, I think ancient aliens. It is kind of inherently racist,
- 25:07Speaker 2: Like it's the idea that, oh, well, these fucking uncivilized
- 25:13Speaker 2: monsters did not develop anything, They didn't know how to
- 25:16Speaker 2: do anything. It was time traveling white men who came
- 25:19Speaker 2: back and told them how to do shit.
- 25:21Speaker 4: Gray Men, thank you?
- 25:23Speaker 2: Are they?
- 25:23Speaker 4: Though?
- 25:23Speaker 2: Like, if you watch that show, there's the gray Men,
- 25:26Speaker 2: and then there's also the fucking Nazi looking men space Nazis,
- 25:30Speaker 2: Fucking space Nazis. I mean, how else are they gonna
- 25:33Speaker 2: explain the Oh yeah, Arians were everywhere.
- 25:36Speaker 4: I mean, now that we've got Elon Musk and SpaceX,
- 25:39Speaker 4: we are literally one step from space Nazis.
- 25:42Speaker 3: A lot of ancient Aliens. People are like, how did
- 25:44Speaker 3: they cut this big ass rock? This big? Like then
- 25:47Speaker 3: their whole thing is like being autistic about rocks, And
- 25:50Speaker 3: then I'm and I'm sure being a Nazi has nothing
- 25:52Speaker 3: to do with it. So I don't know the every
- 25:54Speaker 3: ancient Aliens guy is a Nazi, but yeah, the definitely
- 25:58Speaker 3: it's some Uh, it is kind of funny that we
- 26:02Speaker 3: can't we can't just like like like except that Egyptians
- 26:06Speaker 3: made a cool point e thing.
- 26:08Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think every person who like watches Ancient
- 26:11Speaker 2: Aliens as a Nazi, and I don't think everyone who
- 26:13Speaker 2: believes it is, but I think at its root it's
- 26:16Speaker 2: probably some Nazi shit.
- 26:18Speaker 3: The Nazis were definitely into ancient Aliens and like the
- 26:20Speaker 3: Hollow Earth and shit like that.
- 26:22Speaker 4: If you follow a lot of conspiracies down far enough,
- 26:25Speaker 4: you get to hating the Jews. It's a real common denominator.
- 26:28Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so true.
- 26:30Speaker 4: So yeah, probably some Nazi shit in there. Yeah, I
- 26:33Speaker 4: mean that's part of it. We just had passover where
- 26:36Speaker 4: we're like the Jews were the slaves of the Egyptians,
- 26:38Speaker 4: and like, how did the Egyptians build all this shit? Aliens?
- 26:44Speaker 4: Not the Jewish slaves, the Aliens Aliens.
- 26:48Speaker 2: So in nineteen ninety four, Fidel Castro gave a speech
- 26:52Speaker 2: that his opponents deemed as a bit of a threat,
- 26:56Speaker 2: and riots and protests broke out over it, and in response,
- 27:01Speaker 2: Castro was like, you know what, if you don't like it,
- 27:04Speaker 2: you can leave. I will let you leave. Because that
- 27:07Speaker 2: wasn't always a thing in Cuba.
- 27:09Speaker 3: You couldn't just see it was like when you let
- 27:11Speaker 3: your five year old kid run away from home, you know,
- 27:12Speaker 3: and he gets down the street starts crying.
- 27:14Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot like that, because thirty five thousand men,
- 27:18Speaker 2: women and children kinda all at once hopped on makeshift
- 27:22Speaker 2: rafts and homemade boats and tried to make the trek
- 27:26Speaker 2: from Cuba to the United States, and some of them
- 27:31Speaker 2: made it to the US, which was a good break
- 27:34Speaker 2: for them because I think even at the time, but
- 27:37Speaker 2: not long after this crisis, the US put a policy
- 27:40Speaker 2: in place called wetfoot, dryfoot, which was if you made
- 27:44Speaker 2: it to the United States, they would grant you asylum
- 27:47Speaker 2: if you made it to United States soil. If they
- 27:50Speaker 2: intercepted you on the sea in a boat, you got
- 27:52Speaker 2: repatriated back.
- 27:54Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like a game show.
- 27:56Speaker 3: I was about to say, I loved that they turned
- 27:57Speaker 3: it into like a death race challenge.
- 28:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 28:01Speaker 4: I remember reading like articles all the time of like
- 28:04Speaker 4: people who would come ashore on Florida beaches and you'd
- 28:08Speaker 4: be like, how the fuck did they all fit in
- 28:10Speaker 4: that like plastic bucket with three tubes around it, and
- 28:15Speaker 4: then like you just made it.
- 28:16Speaker 3: It does sound kind of fun to make a boat
- 28:18Speaker 3: out of crap you just find lying around Cuba. You know,
- 28:21Speaker 3: that seems kind of like an exciting challenge.
- 28:23Speaker 4: They got real crafty.
- 28:26Speaker 2: So people who made it to Florida, that was good.
- 28:29Speaker 2: Some others died. There was a lot of drownings.
- 28:32Speaker 4: I will say, though, a lot of the rich Cubans
- 28:37Speaker 4: came over and there's like a very republican, conservative upper class,
- 28:42Speaker 4: large population of Cubans that came that like, you know,
- 28:46Speaker 4: took their private jets or whatever.
- 28:47Speaker 3: Well there's Mexicans that are like build the wall, you know,
- 28:50Speaker 3: like I got mine, fuck you.
- 28:52Speaker 4: I mean, I've always known a lot of very white
- 28:55Speaker 4: looking because they were like the descendants of the Spanish slaveholders,
- 28:59Speaker 4: like very very rich, very conservative, Republican Cubans.
- 29:02Speaker 2: So the people who made it to Florida, that was
- 29:05Speaker 2: great for them. The rest were intercepted at sea and
- 29:09Speaker 2: taken to GimC. This story actually has a much happier ending, though,
- 29:14Speaker 2: while it is true that thousands of Cubans were kept
- 29:17Speaker 2: in generally inhumane conditions for years after this exodus, the
- 29:22Speaker 2: Clinton administration announced in May nineteen ninety five that Guantanamo
- 29:26Speaker 2: detainees from Cuba would be allowed to emigrate to the
- 29:30Speaker 2: United States and Washington agreed to issue twenty thousand visas
- 29:34Speaker 2: a year in an effort to curtail the amount of
- 29:38Speaker 2: people arriving by boat.
- 29:40Speaker 3: And the problem was solved.
- 29:41Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone lived happily.
- 29:45Speaker 2: Ever never and so now, after all that, the United
- 29:50Speaker 2: States is looking to go back to sending immigrants and
- 29:53Speaker 2: asylum seekers to the Guantanamo Migrant Operations Center.
- 29:58Speaker 3: Well, it's just sitting there, Adam, what would you do
- 30:00Speaker 3: with it? Let it right?
- 30:01Speaker 2: It really is insane how much free space there is
- 30:05Speaker 2: at Guantanamo. They are literally holding fifteen people at Guantanamo.
- 30:10Speaker 4: Why was it like a bad theater production?
- 30:14Speaker 3: They are holding the Chino Community Theater cast of Sweeney Todd,
- 30:19Speaker 3: thank god, at an undisclosed CIA black site.
- 30:23Speaker 2: So there was all this outrage when Trump announced these
- 30:27Speaker 2: plans to expand the Guantanamo Migrant Operation Center and send
- 30:32Speaker 2: deportees there. Here's a headline. One example, Beyond the pale
- 30:37Speaker 2: I Wrap denounces trump plan to expand detention of migrants
- 30:42Speaker 2: at Guantanamo Bay, i RAP being International Refugee Assistance Project.
- 30:48Speaker 2: Another Trump's Guantanamo migrant plan evokes a dark history that
- 30:53Speaker 2: is CNN. But like so many other things, immigration related
- 30:59Speaker 2: In this, Democrats' stance on this isn't actually all that different.
- 31:05Speaker 2: Here's another CNN headline from March thirteenth, twenty twenty four,
- 31:09Speaker 2: Biden administration discussing using Guantanamo Bay to process possible influx
- 31:15Speaker 2: of Haitian migrants, and then New York Times September nineteenth,
- 31:19Speaker 2: twenty twenty four, Inside the secretive facility housing migrants at
- 31:23Speaker 2: Guantanamo Bay.
- 31:25Speaker 4: It's like all of those border facilities that Biden also
- 31:30Speaker 4: never closed.
- 31:30Speaker 2: Well, I mean Obama opened them, so why would Biden
- 31:33Speaker 2: close them? That's another really underrated aspect of the Democrats'
- 31:39Speaker 2: stance on immigration. Yeah, putting kids in cages sucks. Who
- 31:43Speaker 2: built those cages?
- 31:44Speaker 4: Oopsie?
- 31:45Speaker 2: Yeah that was Obama?
- 31:47Speaker 3: Thanks Obama.
- 31:49Speaker 2: And this is the same thing. Conditions did not improve
- 31:54Speaker 2: there just because a Democrat was president. Internal reports obtained
- 31:58Speaker 2: by the New York Times and interviews they conducted with
- 32:01Speaker 2: migrants who were held there produced all sorts of allegations.
- 32:05Speaker 2: Migrants were forced to wear blackout goggles when being transported
- 32:09Speaker 2: through the base, Calls with lawyers were monitored. Some areas
- 32:12Speaker 2: of the camp were unfit for habitation and were overrun
- 32:16Speaker 2: with rats and overflowing toilets.
- 32:19Speaker 3: Sounds like a pretty bad place to live, but a
- 32:22Speaker 3: pretty good half life game.
- 32:25Speaker 2: Department of Homeland Security inspectors. So the Department of Homeland
- 32:29Speaker 2: Security itself at one point recommended that, on account of
- 32:34Speaker 2: all the squalid conditions at Guantanamo, the government should stop
- 32:40Speaker 2: holding children there. So, under Biden, we were sending children
- 32:46Speaker 2: to Guantanamo. And I'm not at all saying Trump sending
- 32:51Speaker 2: people to Guantanamo is better. But also this shit about oh,
- 32:56Speaker 2: this is so beyond the pale. We've never heard of
- 32:58Speaker 2: anything like this before. We all have Google, we can
- 33:01Speaker 2: just look it up. Yeah, like, what the fuck Biden
- 33:04Speaker 2: was doing the same thing.
- 33:05Speaker 4: I hate when Democrats pretend like they're so perfect and
- 33:09Speaker 4: like everything they've ever done is great.
- 33:12Speaker 3: This is kind of one of those things like signing NAFTA,
- 33:14Speaker 3: where every president tells says fuck the other president for
- 33:17Speaker 3: signing NAFTA. But they were all just importing people the
- 33:19Speaker 3: entire time.
- 33:20Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:21Speaker 4: Yeah, it's almost like they're the same class and they're
- 33:23Speaker 4: trying to manipulate us to keep us distracted from doing
- 33:26Speaker 4: anything to change.
- 33:27Speaker 3: In Yeah, there's a new flavor of sprite out. I
- 33:29Speaker 3: should probably go check that out.
- 33:31Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, there's a few. Well, there's new sprites
- 33:35Speaker 2: and there's new seven ups out there.
- 33:37Speaker 3: Wow, this is an embarrassment of lemon lime riches.
- 33:41Speaker 2: Adam, there is a Shirley Temple flavored.
- 33:45Speaker 3: Oh bangs, seven up bangs, Adam, It fucking bangs. It's good.
- 33:52Speaker 3: It's very good.
- 33:53Speaker 4: I bet that they just put crediting it.
- 33:56Speaker 3: I don't care. I hope.
- 33:57Speaker 2: So why you be in this way? Sam can buy
- 34:00Speaker 2: it in a can now, Oh am? I so, yeah.
- 34:05Speaker 2: We were sending kids to Guantanamo under Biden. The only
- 34:11Speaker 2: real difference between the Biden and Trump plan is that
- 34:14Speaker 2: Trump wants to go back to the days when the
- 34:17Speaker 2: Guantanamo Migrant Operations Center could hold tens of thousands of
- 34:21Speaker 2: people as opposed to the few hundred it can apparently
- 34:25Speaker 2: hold now.
- 34:26Speaker 3: So he wants he actually wants to make the camp,
- 34:29Speaker 3: if what I'm understanding is correct, he wants to make
- 34:32Speaker 3: the camp less concentrated. He wants it to be larger camp,
- 34:37Speaker 3: you know, more camp less, you know, better ratio, so
- 34:40Speaker 3: it's not.
- 34:41Speaker 2: The biggest, the greatest concentration camp anyone's ever seen. Like
- 34:45Speaker 2: Burning Man, right, yeah, yeah, like Burning Man exactly.
- 34:49Speaker 4: Yeah, the Burning Man of where you burn men.
- 34:52Speaker 2: It's essentially a music festival.
- 34:55Speaker 4: It's kind of like Firefest.
- 34:57Speaker 3: Yeah, it is kind of ad with better bathroom.
- 35:01Speaker 4: They're doing Firefest too, right.
- 35:02Speaker 2: They claim they're doing Firefest too.
- 35:05Speaker 4: I think it's already like there's nothing give me money
- 35:07Speaker 4: and there's no refunds.
- 35:09Speaker 2: Yeah, it's if you bought tickets for Firefest two, you deserve.
- 35:14Speaker 4: You should go to the new get Mo.
- 35:15Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, we should get you out of society
- 35:19Speaker 2: as opposed to immigrants. You're dragging us all down. So
- 35:23Speaker 2: this tent camp was opened and we were gonna send
- 35:26Speaker 2: detainees there, but it did not meet Department of Homeland
- 35:31Speaker 2: Security standards in that it was not air conditioned. And
- 35:35Speaker 2: I bet you that was a guard complaint that got
- 35:38Speaker 2: addressed more than a oh well, we don't want the
- 35:41Speaker 2: people we're holding here to be in sweltering conditions. I
- 35:44Speaker 2: guarantee that was the people who had to over it.
- 35:47Speaker 2: Somebody's nephew, it's hot, yeah, exactly.
- 35:50Speaker 4: Weirdly, Department of Homeland Security seems to be whiny enough
- 35:54Speaker 4: to help.
- 35:55Speaker 2: Yeah, their hearts of gold on these fascists.
- 35:58Speaker 3: At the end of the day, saved this again, and
- 36:01Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 36:02Speaker 2: I'm assuming the real explanation is that it was just
- 36:04Speaker 2: cheaper to disappear everyone to El Salvador or whatever. Also,
- 36:09Speaker 2: the outfit that was given the government contract to run
- 36:12Speaker 2: the expanded g MOC, a company called Achima, has run
- 36:17Speaker 2: previous prison camps and has been accused of all sorts
- 36:21Speaker 2: of human rights abuses at those camps.
- 36:24Speaker 4: Also, did they run the Woodstock ninety nine?
- 36:26Speaker 2: I think so.
- 36:27Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:28Speaker 2: So this outfit that was given the government contract to
- 36:31Speaker 2: run the expanded GMOC, which it's interesting that they were given.
- 36:36Speaker 2: Keep that part in mind. They were given this contract
- 36:38Speaker 2: to run an expanded GITMO Migrant Operation Center, a company
- 36:43Speaker 2: called Akima been accused of human rights abuses before, Just
- 36:47Speaker 2: like the fucking Trump administration to give a contract this
- 36:50Speaker 2: important to a bunch of un the company, who's this
- 36:53Speaker 2: friend abusive monsters?
- 36:54Speaker 1: Oh?
- 36:55Speaker 2: I was just joking. It's actually Biden who did this part. Also,
- 36:59Speaker 2: he awarded them that contract in August twenty twenty four.
- 37:02Speaker 2: It was for one hundred and sixty three point four
- 37:05Speaker 2: million dollars and runs through June twenty twenty nine. It's
- 37:08Speaker 2: almost as if he knew we were going to be
- 37:11Speaker 2: expanding Guantanamo Bay to hold refugees and asylum seekers.
- 37:18Speaker 4: You know what's all mentioned the other day that I
- 37:20Speaker 4: didn't think about. They're like, wow, Biden made a great
- 37:22Speaker 4: recovery right after the election, right he was falling down.
- 37:26Speaker 4: He is forgetting shit, and now he's just walking around smiling,
- 37:28Speaker 4: being great. Pretty remarkable.
- 37:30Speaker 2: He's playing Rocks and Jocks softball next week on MTV.
- 37:34Speaker 4: Yeah, miraculous. Yeah, really turned it around.
- 37:37Speaker 2: He signed with CIA. I know that part is actually true.
- 37:40Speaker 4: It's like CIA or CIA.
- 37:42Speaker 2: Is there a difference? So yeah, it was actually the
- 37:48Speaker 2: Biden administration that awarded this group of abusers a mysterious
- 37:53Speaker 2: contract to run Guantanamo Bay's migrant Operations Center.
- 37:57Speaker 3: I needs you to give them needs to be bigger, man,
- 38:01Speaker 3: it's gotta be huge.
- 38:03Speaker 2: And like that contract runs through what would have been
- 38:06Speaker 2: past the end of a second Biden term.
- 38:09Speaker 3: If that was going to have to talk to I'm
- 38:12Speaker 3: about to make it. The rooms, many many rooms, man,
- 38:15Speaker 3: we need many big rooms, man rooms.
- 38:18Speaker 2: And had had he dropped out by August twenty twenty four,
- 38:21Speaker 2: I don't remember.
- 38:23Speaker 4: Let's check.
- 38:24Speaker 3: Was he yeah? Was he unfit to run? But fit
- 38:27Speaker 3: to sign expansion deals for CIA black sites could be yep.
- 38:31Speaker 2: July twenty first, twenty twenty four. Wow, the Biden administration
- 38:36Speaker 2: withdrew their candidacy for president, but was still mentally competent
- 38:42Speaker 2: enough to hand this contract for an expanded Guantanamo.
- 38:46Speaker 3: To place the rubber stamp onto the piece of paper
- 38:49Speaker 3: and apply firm pressure around the edges.
- 38:52Speaker 2: Yeah and yeah, It's almost as if the plan was
- 38:55Speaker 2: to expand Guantanamo and send people there all along, no
- 39:00Speaker 2: matter who won. Go figure, go fucking figure.
- 39:03Speaker 4: Almost like a lot of the sam stuff happens no
- 39:06Speaker 4: matter what puppet is in front of it.
- 39:08Speaker 2: Yeah, and it is interesting timing that he awarded this
- 39:14Speaker 2: contract in what would have been the heart of all
- 39:18Speaker 2: the uproar about him dropping out and Kamala being chosen
- 39:23Speaker 2: to run.
- 39:24Speaker 4: It's almost like he knew there would be distracting stories
- 39:26Speaker 4: so no one would be paying attention to the policy
- 39:28Speaker 4: he was doing.
- 39:29Speaker 3: Never let a good crisis go to waste, right.
- 39:31Speaker 2: I used to say that all the time about the
- 39:35Speaker 2: Mueller probe when he was looking into Trump in Russia.
- 39:39Speaker 2: Whenever something would drop about that, if you did enough googling,
- 39:43Speaker 2: you would find an arguably bigger story that people should
- 39:47Speaker 2: have been talking about, and the one that always stands
- 39:50Speaker 2: out is when the one of the first indictments was
- 39:54Speaker 2: handed down. It was at the exact same time the
- 39:57Speaker 2: US was in front of Congress trying to expand this
- 40:02Speaker 2: order that allowed us to just kind of declare war
- 40:04Speaker 2: in the Middle East without having to clear it with Congress.
- 40:07Speaker 2: We wanted to expand that to Africa, and no one
- 40:11Speaker 2: fucking reported on that. I mean, people reported on it,
- 40:15Speaker 2: but it was not a thing Americans were like up
- 40:18Speaker 2: in arms about or asking questions.
- 40:21Speaker 4: Not spicy, that's spicy fun.
- 40:23Speaker 2: Yeah, and it got rejected. But so I'm sure Africa's
- 40:26Speaker 2: going to be fine now though no other problem.
- 40:29Speaker 3: I guess we'll just have to make the war a
- 40:31Speaker 3: little less endless for now. No oh no, Sometimes I
- 40:36Speaker 3: wonder if I should just root for the deep state.
- 40:37Speaker 3: Maybe they do know it's best for us, you know,
- 40:40Speaker 3: maybe if we don't get those minerals, we're all going
- 40:42Speaker 3: to die.
- 40:43Speaker 2: Yeah. I also, I mean, in terms of rooting for
- 40:46Speaker 2: the deep State, I am really interested to see what
- 40:48Speaker 2: the blowback is going to be from firing all those
- 40:52Speaker 2: USAID people and making them come back to the United States.
- 40:55Speaker 2: It's like they're the ones who make coups happen.
- 40:58Speaker 4: Yeah, they're all spies.
- 41:00Speaker 2: Yeah, why would you want them back here? That's insane.
- 41:03Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a bunch of unemployed, destabilizing dudes, nothing
- 41:09Speaker 3: to do. What are they going to get into.
- 41:11Speaker 2: And with so much social media capability in their hands
- 41:15Speaker 2: that they didn't have in those tiny ass countries where
- 41:18Speaker 2: they were causing all sorts of mayhem. They even usaid, actually,
- 41:22Speaker 2: you think.
- 41:22Speaker 4: We're going to get a lot of like tiktoks from formers.
- 41:26Speaker 2: Probably we did that. We did a USAID episode And
- 41:30Speaker 2: one of the spy things USA did at one point
- 41:33Speaker 2: was start Cuban Twitter. It was a it was called
- 41:38Speaker 2: Zunzeneo or something like that, which is supposed to be
- 41:41Speaker 2: the sound Cuban hummingbirds make. And it was all part
- 41:45Speaker 2: of a plan to like topple the government in Cuba.
- 41:49Speaker 2: They were going to build up the user base using
- 41:51Speaker 2: like pop culture and sports content and then at one
- 41:54Speaker 2: point just start hammering it with political content about how
- 41:58Speaker 2: people should gather in public to overthrow the government. That
- 42:02Speaker 2: was fucking USAID that did that.
- 42:04Speaker 4: Someone told me they worked for USA or they volunteered
- 42:07Speaker 4: or something. And when they got into like like a
- 42:09Speaker 4: higher up role, their supervisor walked around, they met like
- 42:11Speaker 4: all the other people from other charitable things from the
- 42:14Speaker 4: countries that they were working with, and then afterwards are like, yeah,
- 42:17Speaker 4: don't tell those guys anything. Everyone's time.
- 42:20Speaker 2: Yeah, that and that is I mean that there was
- 42:23Speaker 2: also a thing USAID did in Cuba where they just
- 42:27Speaker 2: wanted to get people in to spy on Cuba for something,
- 42:30Speaker 2: and so they opened an AIDS clinic. And that's the
- 42:34Speaker 2: kind of shit people don't take into account. Is like
- 42:38Speaker 2: you look at that on paper and you're like, but USA,
- 42:40Speaker 2: they're helping.
- 42:41Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, no, it's US AIDS.
- 42:44Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:45Speaker 2: Well, and it it comes at a cost, Like we
- 42:47Speaker 2: don't just help, like when the United States is helping,
- 42:51Speaker 2: we want something. We're fucking up to something.
- 42:54Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like didn't didn't we will. We caught bin laden,
- 42:57Speaker 3: but with like that weird blood sample thing where we
- 42:59Speaker 3: trade like some genome markers from his family back to
- 43:03Speaker 3: a certain village under the auspices of providing some kind
- 43:06Speaker 3: of like medical care for people. And it seemed like
- 43:08Speaker 3: we were doing this nice statement. The fucking we weren't.
- 43:10Speaker 3: We were catching mid Luden.
- 43:11Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't mean that to imply that Trump
- 43:15Speaker 2: and Elon Musk are right for shutting down USA because
- 43:19Speaker 2: they're just doing they're just doing mob shit on the
- 43:22Speaker 2: world stage.
- 43:22Speaker 4: We're just not well because I think they actually thought
- 43:25Speaker 4: that were they were stopping giving away charity. They don't
- 43:27Speaker 4: even realize what they're shutting down.
- 43:29Speaker 2: Yeah, that's possible.
- 43:30Speaker 4: That's the thing.
- 43:31Speaker 3: I think they wanted to own the Libs, but they
- 43:33Speaker 3: accidentally owned the fucking deep state coup apparatus, like you said, Yeah, Yeah, I.
- 43:39Speaker 4: Feel like they actually don't even know what it was.
- 43:42Speaker 2: Yeah, that could be because that, yeah, that was our
- 43:45Speaker 2: whole thing, Like we dished out a lot of charity
- 43:48Speaker 2: money around the world, but it's because we wanted stuff.
- 43:51Speaker 4: Right, Because they're so non politician, they actually are also
- 43:55Speaker 4: the idiot, like they drank the kool aid on what
- 43:57Speaker 4: we're all supposed to think it is.
- 43:59Speaker 2: Yeah, but I am also worried I mentioned this on
- 44:02Speaker 2: the US eight episode, But I am worried that it's
- 44:04Speaker 2: also going to be a crackdown on independent journalists.
- 44:08Speaker 4: There hasn't been independent journalism in a while. Yeah, who
- 44:12Speaker 4: everyone's getting paid by some corporation or billionaire. Everything's got
- 44:16Speaker 4: a scant, everything's got a slant.
- 44:18Speaker 3: Everything has a crackdown on Adam Todd Brown and Whitney Webb,
- 44:21Speaker 3: the last two independent journalisms.
- 44:23Speaker 4: Yeah, they're coming for us. They're coming for the pods,
- 44:25Speaker 4: just so Gavin Newsom could be the only podcaster in town.
- 44:29Speaker 3: Oh does he start a podcast?
- 44:30Speaker 2: Did you say does he have a podcast? Newsom has
- 44:32Speaker 2: a podcast. Yeah. He had fucking Charlie Kirk on his
- 44:36Speaker 2: first episode and then had Steve Bannon on the second episode.
- 44:39Speaker 3: Gruesome Newsom?
- 44:41Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the thing about not they're
- 44:44Speaker 2: not being independent journalism. That doesn't mean journalists should be
- 44:47Speaker 2: rounded up and sent to El Salvador, which is what
- 44:50Speaker 2: the president of l Salvador wants.
- 44:52Speaker 3: They should be rounded up and sent to journalism school.
- 44:55Speaker 2: Yeah maybe so. Yeah. That's the Guantanamo Migrant Operations Center.
- 45:01Speaker 2: It has been around for a long time. Trump did
- 45:04Speaker 2: not invent the idea of sending immigrants there, which probably
- 45:09Speaker 2: comes as a little bit of a disappointment to Trump supporters.
- 45:13Speaker 2: I'm sure they want to think their guy is breaking
- 45:16Speaker 2: all sorts of new ground in being shitty to immigrants,
- 45:19Speaker 2: But it's no It's.
- 45:20Speaker 3: Kind of like how the like Trump did the vaccine,
- 45:23Speaker 3: but he can't really take credit for it, and liberals
- 45:25Speaker 3: always say there was Biden's vaccine.
- 45:28Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't want Trump to necessarily be new, they
- 45:31Speaker 4: want him to be Reagan again. So in a way, yeah,
- 45:35Speaker 4: bringing him back to AIDS in Guantanamo is very Reagan.
- 45:39Speaker 2: Yeah, so much of what's happening is just like reagl.
- 45:43Speaker 4: Just what they wanted. That's what they wanted, right, that's
- 45:46Speaker 4: the great again.
- 45:47Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, that was even I mean everyone knows us
- 45:50Speaker 2: by now, but that was also Reagan's campaign slogan he
- 45:53Speaker 2: just put lets And.
- 45:54Speaker 3: I just read a really great book about Reagan called
- 45:57Speaker 3: reagan Land by Rick Pearlstein, who's done this like series
- 45:59Speaker 3: of conservatives in America going from Berry, Goldwater to Nixon
- 46:03Speaker 3: to droveed forward to Reagan, and like the way that
- 46:08Speaker 3: he put it, and that made me feel like so nostalgic.
- 46:10Speaker 3: That's that it's so connected to the president. Is that
- 46:13Speaker 3: like he finds a way to make this like corporate
- 46:16Speaker 3: welfare seem like folks, he common like morality, Like it's
- 46:21Speaker 3: like the like it's the salt of the earth, you know,
- 46:23Speaker 3: Like like he makes you cutting USA. It seems seem
- 46:26Speaker 3: like it's humanitarian.
- 46:28Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's what young Brush had too, That's
- 46:31Speaker 4: what GW had gone for him.
- 46:33Speaker 3: I mean, the scamp almost privatized social Security.
- 46:36Speaker 4: He was a real I don't know, I think he
- 46:38Speaker 4: was kind of a hidden gem GW in retros.
- 46:42Speaker 3: Fact, what I read a book about him too, called
- 46:44Speaker 3: Days of Fire, and he sounded very sincere, like he
- 46:47Speaker 3: sounded like he really actually took the office of the
- 46:49Speaker 3: president seriously as much as a kind of a dumb guy,
- 46:51Speaker 3: could you know.
- 46:52Speaker 4: Yeah, Now he's just like painting art and trying to
- 46:54Speaker 4: do his own name.
- 46:55Speaker 3: And he's he's the kind of he would at least
- 46:57Speaker 3: he listened to the Senate parliamentarian and all that whatever
- 47:00Speaker 3: shit that we just don't even all the all the
- 47:01Speaker 3: like semantics that we just no longer entertain in the
- 47:05Speaker 3: post Trump political era where we just you know, do
- 47:08Speaker 3: whatever we want.
- 47:09Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a fucking war criminal.
- 47:11Speaker 4: Oh all of our presidents are. Yeah, there's not a
- 47:14Speaker 4: single you as president. I think that's not though.
- 47:17Speaker 2: Yeah, So Guantanamo, that's our episode. Now, you know, when
- 47:23Speaker 2: migrants get sent to Guantanamo, just take heart in knowing
- 47:26Speaker 2: they're going to a slightly different version of Guantanamo. That's
- 47:31Speaker 2: also a brutal nightmare. Yay, but hey, at least they're
- 47:34Speaker 2: not being waterboarded. Probably right?
- 47:37Speaker 4: Was that the one with the picture? Who is that
- 47:40Speaker 4: the military lady who was in the pictures? Like, give
- 47:43Speaker 4: him the thumbs up?
- 47:44Speaker 3: Is that Abu Gray? Are you talking about Abu Grave? Okay?
- 47:46Speaker 2: Which was in Iraq?
- 47:48Speaker 4: I get all the torture places confused. I'm just a girl.
- 47:52Speaker 2: It's hard to keep track.
- 47:53Speaker 3: There's so many, all the torture places like your nutsac
- 47:57Speaker 3: and your nipples and your eyelids and buttle torture places.
- 48:03Speaker 2: Yeah, the torture places. So speaking to torture places, that
- 48:06Speaker 2: has been our Guantanamo episode. Connor, Sam, thank you both
- 48:11Speaker 2: so much for doing the pod. I appreciate it. What
- 48:14Speaker 2: in the fuck do we have to plug before we
- 48:16Speaker 2: get out of here? This feels like the best possible
- 48:18Speaker 2: time to plug some shit. I would like people to
- 48:20Speaker 2: follow me on blue Sky Adam Todd Brown dot bsky
- 48:23Speaker 2: dot social It's Todd with one D. It means death
- 48:27Speaker 2: in German. I think my mom did that on accident,
- 48:30Speaker 2: but very cool. Sam, What do you want to plug?
- 48:33Speaker 4: I'm at Sam's Sweets on Insudden, I don't think TikTok
- 48:38Speaker 4: and Twitter, I don't know. I don't know. I don't
- 48:40Speaker 4: go on it anywhere, but you can probably find me there.
- 48:42Speaker 4: I'm only Sam's with two e's on OnlyFans. I have
- 48:45Speaker 4: definite fans of your pods on there, and they're always
- 48:47Speaker 4: very nice to play, so I appreciate them. And I'm
- 48:51Speaker 4: doing stand up at the State's Social House in West
- 48:56Speaker 4: Hollywood on Monday, April twenty eighth th at eight thirty pm.
- 49:01Speaker 2: Connor.
- 49:03Speaker 3: You can check out on the radio show Good Morning
- 49:06Speaker 3: Vietguan every morning at the GMOC, watch my comedy special
- 49:12Speaker 3: on YouTube, and listen to the Mean Boys podcast Tay
- 49:17Speaker 3: Cavalcade of Comedy Fun.
- 49:18Speaker 2: And I think that's it. Let's get the fuck out
- 49:20Speaker 2: of here. Sam, say goodbye, goodbye, Connor say goodbye, bye bye, goodbye. Everybody.
- 49:26Speaker 3: We love you.