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Dubai-Bye-Bye (RHODubai Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera
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  Speaker 1: j Edge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
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  Speaker 2: a Pod. We are recapping the finale episode of Dubai Bye.
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  Speaker 3: Bye Dudbye Bye.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't it funny that last recap we did we said
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  Speaker 4: goodbye bye and that's the name of their party.
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, I have a lot of issue you know
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  Speaker 2: how I have issues with Yes, I know en Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean clearly, but me too. I've got issues. You've
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  Speaker 2: got them too, but queen icon legend. I also have
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  Speaker 2: issues with tiaras.
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  Speaker 3: And have you ever worn one?
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  Speaker 2: Do I seem like somebody that's worn a tiara?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, I mean I don't think I've ever worn one.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if I did, maybe it was a joke,
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  Speaker 4: like a plastic one for Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: Like from when we went there, Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe like when I was getting married and they put
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  Speaker 4: like a sash and you know, you do that stupid
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  Speaker 4: stuff at your bachette party. But other than that, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just believe it or not. This is shocking to you.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm not a tir type of girl.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I know that we're both delicate flower queens
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  Speaker 2: that normally sit and thrown.
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  Speaker 3: Wait did you say ice queen? Yeah? I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't say that, but we can add that in.
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  Speaker 3: But but that's what I read when you said that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you're you read my mouth?
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen on Instagram where there's always the person
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  Speaker 2: that mouth reads what people are saying, even though oh
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  Speaker 2: my god what they're saying.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know that?
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  Speaker 4: I almost lost my shit the other day? Why because
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  Speaker 4: I'm in my confessional and you're in there for hours, right,
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  Speaker 4: And the producer that was interviewing me, as he asked
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  Speaker 4: me a question I was responding, he would go like
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  Speaker 4: this no, and then he go he like when I'm talking,
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  Speaker 4: he goes like this, like get it out.
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  Speaker 3: And then otherwise he's.
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  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, so start talking right and now just say anything.
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  Speaker 3: So Teddy when last week when you yes, that's what
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  Speaker 3: he would do, and I'm like, oh, way, my god.
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  Speaker 3: So I told him I go stop.
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  Speaker 4: He's like what I go, you mouth read everything I
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  Speaker 4: say and he goes, oh my god, Heather just told
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  Speaker 4: me the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: Now everyone. So I'll be do my interview and I
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  Speaker 3: go duct tape.
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  Speaker 2: You know, go, well, there is like if you guys
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  Speaker 2: follow this Skinny Confidential. I've wanted this, but apparently it's
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  Speaker 2: always sold out where there's like a tape that you're
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  Speaker 2: supposed to put on your mouth when you sleep, and
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  Speaker 2: so you don't like get wrinkles, so you don't get wrinkles,
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  Speaker 2: so you don't like clinch your jaws, you don't do whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But now I kind of want to try it because
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  Speaker 2: I realized that I do that sometimes. I went to
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  Speaker 2: I had like an audition last night, and I found
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  Speaker 2: myself where I found myself when she was talking, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, stop, stop, Why am I doing that?
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  Speaker 3: Sophia told me I do it sometimes too?
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  Speaker 2: You do Tamera?
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  Speaker 3: Really? I know, I know I do it too, But
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  Speaker 3: I'm curious.
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  Speaker 2: Are we doing it because we're trying to control what's
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  Speaker 2: coming out of the persons?
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  Speaker 3: Why or are we doing it because we're like excited
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  Speaker 3: for what I do it a lot? You do? Oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, you were doing it in.
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  Speaker 2: The OC episode with me. I know we're we can't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you were doing it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god. I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna have to watch it again.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's so good.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's get on to uh, Dubai, let's not.
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  Speaker 4: Let's it's not about me today, Teddy, It's not and
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  Speaker 4: a shocking turn of events.
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  Speaker 2: We're actually here to talk about Dubai, but are also
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  Speaker 2: control breaks.
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  Speaker 3: So I have steak, teeth steak. It's ten oh seven.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you have no idea. My cluster must be through
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  Speaker 4: the roof Eddie, who's We're on this high protein diet.
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  Speaker 4: So it's like eggs and steak and protein powders and
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  Speaker 4: more eggs and it's Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Before we get into this episode, let's talk about reunion looks,
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  Speaker 2: because these girls look so beyond hot. Their color that
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  Speaker 2: wasn't a multi choice color option palette, because this is.
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  Speaker 3: The way a reunion should be. Everybody in the same color.
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  Speaker 2: Stanbury looks stunning class an. So now Chanel looks exactly
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  Speaker 2: like what you would imagine. So over the time, I know,
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  Speaker 2: I love the red hair.
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  Speaker 4: It's over the top, but it's not like over the
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  Speaker 4: top crazy, No, it's so good. Then we mean I
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  Speaker 4: could probably I mean that, Oh my god, I didn't
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  Speaker 4: see that thing on our heads.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's like that is I imagine
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  Speaker 2: sitting that for twelve hours?
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Then we've got Brookes, who looks beautiful. I gotta be honest.
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  Speaker 2: I don't love Brooks shoe. It's a little thick in
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  Speaker 2: the in the toes for me. But she looks stunning.
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  Speaker 2: Her hair looks great, her makeup looks great. Then we've
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  Speaker 2: got Lisa Milan, who her red is slightly in this picture.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little burgundy. Yeah, it's more burgundy.
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  Speaker 3: But I mean, where do.
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  Speaker 4: They find dresses like this because they don't have them
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  Speaker 4: on Revolve and that's the only place I go listen.
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  Speaker 3: I think they have designers that reach out to them,
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  Speaker 3: unlike us.
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  Speaker 4: Really two seasons and they got designers reaching out.
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  Speaker 3: And it's not Michael Costello.
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  Speaker 2: And then we've got Sarah who her face is just stunning.
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  Speaker 4: And then her face is just stunning. She is, her
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  Speaker 4: face is stunnying. She is a beautiful person. That was
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  Speaker 4: any But I don't care for this. I don't care
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  Speaker 4: for this dress. It looks it doesn't fit well, it's
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  Speaker 4: not fit a good body, and it's just so much fabric.
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  Speaker 4: It looks like a pantsuit. Yeah, because there's maybe it
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  Speaker 4: is thing down the middle. I don't know, but it's
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  Speaker 4: not I don't love it.
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  Speaker 2: And we've got Tolene. It's not my favorite either with
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  Speaker 2: the and normally I like the way I mean, Toleine's
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  Speaker 2: body is incredible, credible.
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  Speaker 4: Who's doing my favorite? I have to fund two three?
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  Speaker 2: Stanbury?
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  Speaker 3: Oh we did it? Yeah? Yeah, I mean that's how
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  Speaker 3: I would want to look at her reunion.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, she looks beautiful. Okay, So this episode starts out
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  Speaker 2: where Toilene tells Stanberry she should have stood up for
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  Speaker 2: her yesterday and Tolene, may you know, I got to
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  Speaker 2: say this, Telene may have turned up the heat just
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  Speaker 2: a touch too much.
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  Speaker 3: Just because she's not Stanbury for three minutes. I know
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  Speaker 3: she would.
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  Speaker 4: Telene was doing all the things, all the things she
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  Speaker 4: could to get involved, Like I think sometimes it's like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: this is it.
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  Speaker 3: This is the last time. See now you're doing it
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  Speaker 3: to me now when you're moving and I'm doing it not,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you can't. Yeah, I know. Now, just
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  Speaker 3: don't mimic me, Teddy, don't mimic me.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, I got a DM the other day
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  Speaker 4: saying do you find it weird that Teddy is transforming
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  Speaker 4: into you? And I'm like really, because I didn't know
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  Speaker 4: if I was transformed into her, she's transforming into me.
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  Speaker 2: And honestly, how could you not we talk? We are
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  Speaker 2: talking every single day of the week. The only thing
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  Speaker 2: that once you start doing this with your hands, that's
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  Speaker 2: when we really have a problem.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you think you could add that.
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  Speaker 2: To your movements, like just really bring it in, try.
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  Speaker 3: Not to Okay, we got to get back to Dubai.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Fine, they're at the beach party. Sarah tells Lisa
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  Speaker 2: she shouldn't have said Tolene doesn't have a business. Lisa
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  Speaker 2: defends herself and Tolene questions if this is an apology.
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  Speaker 2: Lisa tells Tolene if she can't be bitchy and not
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  Speaker 2: expect to be called a bitch Toleine tells Chanelle that
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  Speaker 2: Lisa could stab her and Chanelle would still justify it.
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  Speaker 2: Brooks tell Chanel she is very different whenever Lisa's around.
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  Speaker 2: I have to say, I realized this is what the
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  Speaker 2: whole episode is about to be about.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but when your housewife, should you expect other house
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  Speaker 4: I have to help you fight your battles.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Tolene's fighting everybody's battles, but I don't necessarily do
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  Speaker 3: you think that the ladies are extra hard on Toelene.
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  Speaker 4: They're her for sharing her opinion and they're all opinionated. So,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I know Tolene's outspoken, but I think there'd
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  Speaker 4: being a little bit hard on her.
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  Speaker 2: It's not necessarily that I think people are hard on Tolene.
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  Speaker 2: It's that we are supposed to believe that there is
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  Speaker 2: a closeness between Chanelle and Lisa that I've never felt
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  Speaker 2: me either.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I thought I was going crazy. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: am I'm missing something? Because I've never thought that they
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  Speaker 3: were that close. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So when they so they started doing all these flashbacks
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  Speaker 2: of all the times that Lisa has, you know, essentially
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  Speaker 2: told Schanell what to do, like take off your gloves
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  Speaker 2: or don't wear this or do this or blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: I never took that as Chanelle really going and doing
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  Speaker 2: whatever Lisa wants.
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  Speaker 3: The slashbacks do, Yeah, that's what the flashbacks do.
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  Speaker 4: They try to change your mind or try to reinforce
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  Speaker 4: something that probably might even not be true.
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  Speaker 3: So I have a question for you.
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  Speaker 2: You're not going to want to answer it, but you're
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  Speaker 2: going to have to right now. If you had a choice,
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  Speaker 2: would you rather be good friends with Lisa Milan or Stanbury. Stanbury, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know that's the problem.
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  Speaker 3: Even though she was this was not her good episode. No,
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  Speaker 3: I just love her. Well did you see her recent thing?
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  Speaker 3: I love Lisa too, what but she probably know.
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  Speaker 2: She was just talking about like being with somebody I
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  Speaker 2: forget what it is like similar to you and Eddie,
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  Speaker 2: like being with somebody who is what's what's the what's
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  Speaker 2: the phrase? Like when somebody.
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  Speaker 4: Always ticket he's five years younger. Let's not get crazy.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like he's eighteen years younger than me.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what Stanbury and Sergio are?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that.
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  Speaker 2: But she's like, yes, of course I'm married to a
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  Speaker 2: hot young man, but it doesn't mean he's laying around
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  Speaker 2: and his box are shorts, doing nothing. Like we're living
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  Speaker 2: a life that I wasn't able to live before, and
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  Speaker 2: we really enjoy it and all of these things. And like,
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: I really kind of resonated with what they said, because
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  Speaker 2: there's so many times in our life where it's just
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: so like back to back business, showing up, doing your work,
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  Speaker 2: doing whatever, that you hit a point in your time
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  Speaker 2: where are like I just want to have fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what that's where we're at right now.
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  Speaker 4: Since Eddie closed Cut Fitness, it was always work, work, work, work,
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  Speaker 4: And prior to that he was at the law firm
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  Speaker 4: and it was always work and I never got to
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  Speaker 4: see him. And now it's been two years since we
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  Speaker 4: close Cut and we spend so much time together. Of course,
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  Speaker 4: he's started a new business, is big treat business, but
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  Speaker 4: he's at home. It's not like he's getting up and
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  Speaker 4: going to work every day. And then we got the
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  Speaker 4: CBD business that you know, pretty much runs itself at
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  Speaker 4: this point, but we do spend a lot of time.
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  Speaker 4: And now I'm like, I don't really want you to
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  Speaker 4: do anything else because I love our life. Like you know,
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  Speaker 4: we're older though than you and Edwin, so it's like
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: living half time in Big Bear and going to be
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  Speaker 4: able to travel whenever.
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  Speaker 2: You want because you don't have little kids. And that's
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  Speaker 2: what brings us back to the point of Stanbury and Sergio.
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  Speaker 2: Then bringing in little kids, like even if Edwin and
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to go travel for three weeks or do whatever,
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  Speaker 2: that's not an option unless we're going to take all
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  Speaker 2: of our kids, take them out of school. Like I
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  Speaker 2: really don't have that option to live a life like that.
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  Speaker 3: No right now, and you won't for a good ten years.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean even when the other kids, like, we
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  Speaker 2: will still have Dove.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean she's five yet, or she's five, right, she's.
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  Speaker 2: Four, she's almost five. But like today with her like
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  Speaker 2: peace sign of like it's.
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  Speaker 3: So cute and that hair.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's like, why does she have half a head of
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  Speaker 2: curly hair and half ahead of straights?
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  Speaker 3: Oh really, yep, so does Eva.
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  Speaker 4: So the outside of her hair is straight and the
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  Speaker 4: underneath of her hair is curly, curly curly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like curly beyond curly. I thought curly Dove had neurosurgery.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it was like because they had to cut like her,
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  Speaker 2: like so much of her skull open that like her
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  Speaker 2: hair confused, but like this whole side is like she
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: wakes up and it's like a rat's nest of curls
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  Speaker 2: and this side is both.
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  Speaker 3: So it's just one side, well except the underneath certain
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  Speaker 3: curly no matter what.
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  Speaker 4: But it's so funny. Yeah, everyone's like, brush your hair.
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  Speaker 4: Every time I take a picture of her when she
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  Speaker 4: was little, I'm like, it is brushed. It's just it's
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  Speaker 4: a freaking mess. Yeah, okay, we got we gotta focus.
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  Speaker 4: Can we focus?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, please. Stanbury and Chanelle meet for lunch.
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  Speaker 2: They decide to have a goodbye Dubai party together and
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: they record a video invite. This relationship, to me feels
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: a little bit like, with our powers combined, we can
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: guarantee a third season either way. Then we're gonna pivot
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  Speaker 2: to Sarah helps her son with his homework. Sarah says
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  Speaker 2: that her son is so traumatized she can't even leave
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  Speaker 2: the house. Then she facetimes a Keen and tells him
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: she's been going through a lot and she wants to
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  Speaker 2: focus on her child right now.
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  Speaker 3: And then a.
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  Speaker 4: Keen holds up on her, like, why do I feel
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: like Sarah rented a keen for a storyline? I mean,
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: this wouldn't be the first time an housewife is rented
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  Speaker 4: a boyfriend run a man.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think that maybe Sarah didn't let a Keen know,
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  Speaker 2: like I'm gonna break up with you on camera, Like
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: she was probably like, Hey, in ten minutes, I'm going
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: to FaceTime you on camera.
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  Speaker 4: It kind of looks that way, but I kind of
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: feel like it's all set up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's always like how when n Asina set up,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, this is just not it's not hitting.
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  Speaker 2: Right, But also who hangs up at that point? Why
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  Speaker 2: not make a comment back? Why not be like, explain
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  Speaker 2: to me what's going on?
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  Speaker 3: It was like thank you, and.
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  Speaker 2: Except she's describing a keen in a very different way
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  Speaker 2: of what we're saying. What we're saying is he's very
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: checked out, he's removed, blah blah blah. She's like, he's obsessed,
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: he's stalking, he's in love with me, he can't get
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  Speaker 2: buying that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure we're going to be hearing from a keen.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: But also then why is a keen still in Germany?
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Is that? Upsays to you would have moved his asked
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  Speaker 3: to Dubai already, Right, maybe a keen will be at
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  Speaker 3: the reunion. I do not think we'll be seeing you
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  Speaker 3: don't think. I think we may be seeing a keen
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  Speaker 3: on the next season of Love Island or that would
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  Speaker 3: be a good choice. Right, you should be a cast director.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, it's my next job. Then Stanbury and
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: her daughter, Yes Mien, go horseback riding. Stanbury tells he
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  Speaker 2: has me and she had to talk with Sergio about
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: the baby, but she doesn't want one right now. And
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Yasmine says that the only reason you're bringing a child
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  Speaker 2: into the world is for Sergio, and that's unfair to
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  Speaker 2: the child. Stan Bury says, maybe it's time to look
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: for a surrogate.
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  Speaker 4: I think, I think if it's gonna happen, gonna be sarrogate.
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  Speaker 4: It's not going to be her. She's got a new
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: body since last season got now it's not in body,
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  Speaker 4: So I mean, she's been open about it.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I say that. But Caroline doesn't think.
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  Speaker 4: Carolyn doesn't think Sergio wants a baby only because of
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: her age. He wants to move it forward so quickly.
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  Speaker 4: But if she announces at the reunion she's pregnant, I
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: don't think it's ever coming.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, she's not gonna. I think she's gonna announce that
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: she's having a surrogate. At that age, she should just
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: adopt like a fifteen year old. Well, I think they
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: will probably have another kid.
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  Speaker 2: I think they will have a surrogate, and I think
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: they will go through all the motions. I think, could
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: you imagine? I mean, I have a four year old
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: camera and I am struggling.
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  Speaker 3: I how old were you when you had her?
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: So I'm forty three right now, So what was I
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  Speaker 2: thirty nine?
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  Speaker 4: That I was thirty eight when I had Sophia? So
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  Speaker 4: I get that it is definitely harder. But she's ten
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  Speaker 4: years older than you.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, she's not. She's ten years older than you
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  Speaker 3: would have been when you had death. She's forty eight. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean that's it's hard.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: It's really hard, and it's older you are, the harder
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: it is on your body. I'm not going to mean
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: it happen, but this is not the problem. It's not
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: the actual pregnancy, which is challenging, but it's fifty eight
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: sixty eight taking them to school like you're going to.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Be seventy three flying them to college.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: No, that's what I'm saying. No, Kenya had a baby
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: later in life, so you did, and she's talking about
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: wanting to have another one. But the thing is, it's
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: different when it's like your first one. Maybe you had
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: struggles and you couldn't get pregnant and all those and
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: you really wanted a baby, like okay, yeah, do everything
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: you can. But when you have three kids that are
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: teenagers plus that already give you a hard time, that's
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: a lot to ask exactly when you've already like you're
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: over the hump. Everybody can wipe their own ask and
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: make make their own cereal. And now you're like and
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: drive at this point, now you're like, oh, I'm going
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: to have a.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Now I'm going to start over and go to mommy
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: and me and like try to suck my hand.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: No, you know, you know that kid is going to
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: go straight to camp. Oh you can walk. You're going
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: away to boarding school. Good luck?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: They started a TK boarding school.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: It's oh my god. Well, then Chanelle facetimes her sister.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Chanelle tells the woman that the woman told her she's different.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: When Lisa's around, Chanelle told Lisa about this comment, and
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Lisa told her not to bring it up or talk
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: about it because it would make her look like a
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: bad friend. Lisa's controlling and wonders if this is a
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: one way friendship. This is my issue with you buy Okay,
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I know we can't talk too much about OC, but
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: what you guys are dealing with on OC is truly
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: just like a shit show of everybody's disastrous things going
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: on in their life. I hate when a television show
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: becomes about the show, and I think that's what's happening
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: with Shanelle and Lisa, that's what's happening between Lisa and Stanbury,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: or Chanelle and Stanbury, like all of it, Brooks. Every
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: single thing is about the television show. It's not real
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: life drama. And that bothers me.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Well, everybody arrives at the goodbye party immediately being greeted
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: by Chanelle and Stanbury. They're wearing crowns and sitting and thrones,
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: and they offer their hands for everybody to kiss. I'm
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: here to tell you I would never and we do
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: that when we can't put my old lady palm out
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: for people to kiss.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Like, here's my clause, Claw, I have like the worst
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: hand us no worse.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: No nails right now either, right, I don't have That's
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: how I getting my hair right now, Collard.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not kidding me. Nails.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: I'm not doing any nothing until I have to. I
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: absolutely have to, don't care.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Then Brooks brings her much younger guest. She DMed, but
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: there's nothing romantic between them. But then he talks about
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: the showers, and then Lisa refuses to kiss any hand.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: She says it's thirsty, it's giving forced, it's actually giving nothing.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Nothing nothing.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: And I would kiss channel's in Stanbury's hand, or would
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: you just bend over and say kiss my ass?
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I think it. I mean I don't know that I
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: would kiss anybody's hand. I think I would give them.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: I would lean over their thrones.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: And like give them a kiss on the cheek. But
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: like kissing her hand is like a different level, like
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: as somebody who loves you know, some passive aggressiveness. This
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: setup definitely is a lesson to be exactly that, like everybody.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Is just that house is pretty nice. Huh, that house
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: was nice.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: But then we have to skip to the end where
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: freaking Chanelle blows the door blanket.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's so funny. And then when they
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: said somebody said maybe a Chanelle or Caroline. When it's
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: summertime in Dubai, like people leave because to leave the
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: whole summer, their tires melt.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Well, that's like Lakina. It's like the people that live
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: in Lakita.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I mean it hits a certain month the country club
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: set like shut down. Everything ends, and then they have
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: to oh, like I need to have my home base.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Well yeah, for sure, for sure when you and I
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: would not be able to survive a summer in palm
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: desert with our melanoma skin.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Stanbury and Chanelle thinking that that video was any thing
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: other than cringe.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I don't even understand what the point of it was.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: It makes me wonder like, can they even smell their
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: own farts?
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: No? No, I can't sell somewhere.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I don't fart that I actually have heard you or
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: was that a kuef?
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: I can't remember, but I really don't fart. It's because
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: I poop all day long.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well, then Lisa talks with Chanelle. Chanell
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: asks what's the point of declining to talk with them?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Lisa tells Chanelle. She asks Stanbury about her supposed bragging
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: comment regarding buying Stanbury's family house, and Stanbury said she
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: never said that.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Chanelle says she never said it.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Lisa swears on her children's life and then said, may
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: God something strike them down, like that's an indentense.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: I think she's a dead I swearing my children life
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: a new trendon Housewife Universe. I never heard it quite
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: a bit.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I think.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: The issue with all of these fights is the same
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: as Tolene and Brooks fight. It's just constantly over the
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: show and it doesn't land with the audience, and that's
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: why we're not as invested in Dubai.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: It should have all the crux.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: To like be an amazing show, but we're just watching
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: them fight over who the queen bee of the show is,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: which is freaking annoying.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, I own somebody in apology who Danielle from Jersey?
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Well did you see all the.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Headlines saying that Danielle beat up her brother's sister. I'm like,
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: oh my god, that's not what I said. I said,
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: so many people reach out to us to try to
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: feed us information, and we were talking about that, and
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I mean this one person reached out
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: and told me that, and then people were writing it
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: as it was fact. I said, it's there's no fact
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: to it. There's no truth to it, Like, it's just
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: how people try to get us to say things.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we have no idea. I shouldn't have said that.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I just shouldn't have said that.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: It was what you were saying when people were messaging you.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: But speaking of people messaging us, you know, the episode
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: ends where we see essentially the demise of Chanelle and
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Lisa's friendship over what looks like a jealousy between her
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: and Stanbury's relationship. But then all of a sudden, Chanelle
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: is hysterical. She blows her nose into like Valentine, she
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: takes her clothes off.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: What's the future of Dubai? What do you think?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, I have no idea where it means
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: this show lands. I think the biggest thing for me
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: when it comes to Dubai is these women have to
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: at least like each other a little bit, and that's.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: The problem they don't.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: And I think we'll see what happens at the reunion,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: and I think by Andy's tone, we'll see how he
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: feels and where this show is going. I do think
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: there's aspects of Dubai that is incredibly interesting, and there's
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: personalities that I really love, but it's just not meshing
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: well together. So I don't know if that just needs
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: more time. And when I go back and watch Real
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Housewives Orange County season two, I'm like, this licked it
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: so like it does take it.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: It does take time, but that was way back in
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: the beginning, so you can't compare that if you want
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: to compare, compare like New York because they're a fairly
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: new show new cast. Yeah, it'll be interesting to see
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: what they end up doing with Dubai. They continue, well,
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: I guess we'll I guess we'll see once we get
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: to the reunion.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: But I mean it.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: It wasn't the world's best finale and the husbands are
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: even just like, what the hell is going on? It
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: seemed very checked out, very produced, and not my favorite,
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: even though I love them individually, together it's a little
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: bit tough