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DLHS Hour 3 | Oleebo Bootleg Movie Review: “Jackass: Best and Last · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is out of the deal? Will show you a
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six editions. How come old white people always
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  Speaker 1: want to go back in time because there's nothing in
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  Speaker 1: the future for them. Always they always want to go back.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, here's the showstopper. If it is in
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  Speaker 1: fact that China meddled, then why have you never talked
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  Speaker 1: to them about it? If China medaled, why have you
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  Speaker 1: never had a conversation with Jaja and King about it?
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  Speaker 1: Such good buddies, you such good buddies. Why have you
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  Speaker 1: never talked to him about meddling and interfering in our
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  Speaker 1: elections and threatening them with tariffs? Do you threaten everybody
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  Speaker 1: with tariffs for everything you didn't like? When Canada didn't
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  Speaker 1: like what you said, you threatened them with terrorists. So
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  Speaker 1: if you believe, you did believe, or you had evidence
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  Speaker 1: that China was meddling, and then you didn't threaten them
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  Speaker 1: with tariffs, or you didn't make them stop, or you
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  Speaker 1: didn't tell them there would be sanctions on them if
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  Speaker 1: they didn't stop it, there was no punitive action taken,
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  Speaker 1: not even terse words. You didn't send ambassadors to talk
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  Speaker 1: to them, then you're lying because if you believed that
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  Speaker 1: it was meddling.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Now when you thought that the Russians had Hillary's email,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't you that they weren't meting, right, you told
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  Speaker 1: them to give some more. Right, if you really believe
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  Speaker 1: that the Chinese people are meddling, you had no You
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  Speaker 1: had no problem saying that that COVID came from there, right, No, didn't.
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  Speaker 1: You had no problem China messing up China's America's soybean connection,
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  Speaker 1: none of that. You put tariffs on everything that they did.
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  Speaker 1: But you never tried to talk to them about meddling
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  Speaker 1: in our elections. You never threatened it with sanctions for
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  Speaker 1: meddling our elections. You didn't have a conversation. I told
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  Speaker 1: you better stop it. You're lying. Now it's time for
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  Speaker 1: the Streaming move review with the LIBO, the Streaming Hacked Warrior.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Samani all on me, Oh dear my home blood out?
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  Speaker 2: What's that? In Libo is Jackass Best and last, starring
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  Speaker 2: Johnny the knoxx View and his usual band of idiot warriors.
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  Speaker 2: This is the six Jackass movie in this franchise. As usual,
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  Speaker 2: the Camels followed the Jackass crew as they performed their
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  Speaker 2: final series of dangerous stunts and preys. There are a
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  Speaker 2: lot of new stunts, and then there are a lot
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  Speaker 2: of clips of old stunts from the past, So there
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  Speaker 2: is twenty minutes worth of the stuff bootleg into the
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  Speaker 2: new stuff. I'm serious. This is not a movie. It
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  Speaker 2: is a suicide pact with better production value. Oh, these
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  Speaker 2: guys are still diving into shopping guards, getting kicked in
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  Speaker 2: a clam basket by horses, and proving that two hundred
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  Speaker 2: and fifty years of American freedom just means more stupid
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  Speaker 2: ways to hospitalize yourself for last. It's stupid, it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: It's the national anthem of can I hold your bill?
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious. The best part about this film is that
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  Speaker 2: it's the last one. I'm serious. I get this movie.
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  Speaker 2: Two handbags and my No. Salady Hemmings ice cream, creamy
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  Speaker 2: vanilla and chocolates for ice cream with a complicated family history,
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  Speaker 2: You're not supposed to talk about the dinner table. You'll
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  Speaker 2: declare your own independence. Salady Hemings ice cream taste the
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  Speaker 2: forbidden flavor now with three feet less guilt. I'm serious.
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  Speaker 2: This is Illebo, your hacking warrior with the stream backing
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  Speaker 2: movement of you homnay salam and honey, stay safe and healthy,
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  Speaker 2: Hamney harmoney, am.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time to take a pick of the jazz
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  Speaker 1: with that. Okay, what he'll do it?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, so, have you ever dated someone and ran
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  Speaker 3: into them years later and you didn't remember them? I
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  Speaker 3: know that. I answer guys a lot, but I'm talking
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  Speaker 3: about specific group of movies out there. So anyway, I
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  Speaker 3: really dated Scott, but we were kind of seeing each
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  Speaker 3: other as very long time ago. And he was younger
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  Speaker 3: than me, but not illegal okay everything. We were both
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  Speaker 3: consented adult sentence. Anyway, we kind of, you know, quicked
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  Speaker 3: it for a little bit, and then he left. He
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  Speaker 3: was from Germany. He went back to Germany. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I forgot about it. I went on and did my thing,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, years went by. Well, I'm having dinner
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  Speaker 3: with a couple of friends. He walks across the room.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, he's answer.
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  Speaker 1: He comes straight to me.
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  Speaker 3: He was saying chess, and I was like, how do
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  Speaker 3: you know how I did? My girls were like yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but don't worry about that. He's fun and he was like,
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  Speaker 3: you don't remember me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, uh no.
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  Speaker 3: He was like yeah, back in blah blah blah, and
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  Speaker 3: oh my god. I was so embarrassed because he was
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  Speaker 3: giving be the sheepish drill like, yeah, you don't remember me,
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  Speaker 3: I remember you. I was so embarrassed. My girls were like, how.
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  Speaker 1: Is that possible.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, at any rate, we exchanged pleasantries and
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  Speaker 3: that was that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I did not get the number. I don't mind
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  Speaker 1: because I was really embarrassed. That book