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- 0:00Speaker 1: Look at that donkey. Look at that donkey. I'd have
- 0:04Speaker 1: made donkey of the day. Because right now you got
- 0:06Speaker 1: some real donkey. What is the donkey actually?
- 0:10Speaker 2: Like a special needs horse?
- 0:11Speaker 1: Yes. You are a donkey.
- 0:13Speaker 3: It's going to say ass. That's a donkey. What?
- 0:16Speaker 1: So I'm supposed to say that's a donkey.
- 0:18Speaker 3: You called donkey of the day and it really caught
- 0:21Speaker 3: me off guard.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Some donkey of the day just saw themselves.
- 0:24Speaker 3: What the fuck?
- 0:25Speaker 1: Look at that donkey. Hey, Charlemagne, who you giving donkey
- 0:28Speaker 1: of the day to? Hee-haw! Yo, I hate when you
- 0:32Speaker 1: smile like that, yo. I hate when you smile like that.
- 0:34Speaker 1: I like the intro. Taylor did a great job. She
- 0:37Speaker 1: got some of my favorite people in there. I had Boosie.
- 0:38Speaker 1: I had Dre and Nicole. Dre and Lex. I love it. Damn, Jess. Well,
- 0:46Speaker 1: I'll tell you later.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Donkey of the day for Thursday, November 12th goes to
- 0:49Speaker 3: former NFL head coach and current ESPN analyst Rex Ryan. OK,
- 0:53Speaker 3: there is no doubt in my mind that Earth is
- 0:55Speaker 3: God's favorite reality show. I believe that God does not
- 0:59Speaker 3: regret giving us free will because humans are so hilarious. See,
- 1:03Speaker 3: sometimes a story enters my algorithm that is so ridiculous,
- 1:06Speaker 3: so absurd, so perfectly connected to somebody's past that I
- 1:10Speaker 3: just say to myself, God, you really are the best
- 1:13Speaker 3: Noah planner and comedy writer ever. Okay, see, Rex Ryan
- 1:18Speaker 3: has been arrested in Nashville after allegedly running over two
- 1:21Speaker 3: people's feet with his pickup truck. Why is this a story? Well,
- 1:25Speaker 3: if you know anything about Rex Ryan, then you know
- 1:27Speaker 3: why feet matter. is a primary subject in this story, okay?
- 1:31Speaker 3: Back in 2010, when Rex was coaching the New York Jets,
- 1:34Speaker 3: he found himself.
- 1:35Speaker 1: In the middle of a foot fetish controversy.
- 1:38Speaker 3: I don't know why it was a controversy after video
- 1:40Speaker 3: surfaced online that allegedly involved him and his wife. Now,
- 1:43Speaker 3: I don't judge nobody's kinks. OK, I listen to horrible decisions.
- 1:47Speaker 3: Salute to Mandy and Weezy. I don't kink shame. OK,
- 1:49Speaker 3: whatever two consenting adults do in their bedroom is their business.
- 1:53Speaker 3: But we cannot ignore that Rex Ryan has a history
- 1:57Speaker 3: with feet. Can we go down memory lane and talk
- 2:00Speaker 3: about the history? Let's go to HLN for the report, please.
- 2:04Speaker 1: Can I help you with anything? Oh, no, I'm sorry.
- 2:07Speaker 4: I was just resting for.
- 2:11Speaker 1: A few minutes.
- 2:12Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
- 2:13Speaker 3: There's no car trouble or anything? No, none at all.
- 2:15Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Okay.
- 2:17Speaker 1: Oh, you don't have to put your feet in. You
- 2:19Speaker 1: can leave, ma'am.
- 2:20Speaker 2: Oh, are you sure?
- 2:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:23Speaker 2: It's the Rex Ryan foot fetish, and from what it
- 2:26Speaker 2: looks like right there, role-playing scandal. Deadspin.com posted six videos
- 2:32Speaker 2: on its website, all showing the same woman who's a
- 2:35Speaker 2: dead ringer for Rex Ryan's wife. Deadspin says it found
- 2:39Speaker 2: the video on a foot fetish dating site. It was
- 2:42Speaker 2: uploaded by someone with the username IHavePrettyFeet, and this person's
- 2:46Speaker 2: online activity abruptly ended in 2009, ironically around the same
- 2:50Speaker 2: time Rex Ryan took the head coaching job with the
- 2:53Speaker 2: New York Jets.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Oh, it wasn't his wife. That was the controversy. It
- 2:58Speaker 1: was a woman that looked like his wife. Whoa. Okay.
- 3:01Speaker 1: Now it's all coming back to me.
- 3:03Speaker 3: Well, apparently Rex's foot fetish history has taken a very
- 3:07Speaker 3: disturbing turn because according to Nashville police, two pedestrians were
- 3:10Speaker 3: crossing the street with the walk signal when Rex allegedly
- 3:14Speaker 3: turned his pickup truck.
- 3:15Speaker 1: And ran over both of their feet. Both of them. OK,
- 3:19Speaker 1: let's go to ABC2 News for the report, please.
- 3:21Speaker 4: Rex Ryan surrendered this morning on six outstanding warrants. Police
- 3:26Speaker 4: say that he struck two pedestrians with his pickup truck
- 3:29Speaker 4: on Broadway before driving off. Now, this happened around midnight
- 3:34Speaker 4: last Thursday at Fourth Avenue and Broadway. Police say the
- 3:37Speaker 4: pedestrians were crossing the road with a walk sign when
- 3:40Speaker 4: Ryan turned right, running over both victims' feet. The pedestrians
- 3:44Speaker 4: say Ryan kept driving before stopping at a light, exiting
- 3:48Speaker 4: his vehicle to argue with them, and then taking off again.
- 3:52Speaker 4: Ryan is facing six charges, including leaving the scene of
- 3:55Speaker 4: an accident. And Ryan is well known to NFL fans.
- 3:59Speaker 4: He's spent five years as the head coach of the
- 4:01Speaker 4: Jets before coaching the Bills for two seasons. He's currently
- 4:05Speaker 4: an analyst for ESPN. A judicial commissioner set Ryan's bond
- 4:09Speaker 4: at $ 6, 000.
- 4:11Speaker 3: Why would you run over four innocent feet just trying
- 4:14Speaker 3: to make it across the street?
- 4:15Speaker 1: Not to mention.
- 4:16Speaker 3: How do you just aim for the feet in a
- 4:18Speaker 3: pickup truck? That accuracy is impressive, but it gets worse. OK,
- 4:22Speaker 3: as you just heard, police say Rex kept driving.
- 4:25Speaker 2: All right.
- 4:25Speaker 3: The pedestrians caught up with him in a red light.
- 4:27Speaker 3: And instead of checking on them, exchanging information or even apologizing,
- 4:31Speaker 3: he got out of the truck and argued with them. OK,
- 4:34Speaker 3: don't argue with me after you ran over my feet.
- 4:36Speaker 1: How dare you?
- 4:37Speaker 3: OK, what could you possibly be arguing about when my
- 4:41Speaker 3: toes not supposed to be there?
- 4:42Speaker 2: All right.
- 4:42Speaker 1: Did I have the wrong shoes on where my arch
- 4:45Speaker 1: is too high for you, Rex?
- 4:47Speaker 3: It was some kitten heels wasn't it it was some
- 4:48Speaker 3: kitten heels wasn't it right if it was kitten heels
- 4:51Speaker 3: i might can understand okay those little one and a
- 4:53Speaker 3: half inch two inch shoes be killing me too but
- 4:56Speaker 3: rex you owe the screech some answers because you are
- 4:59Speaker 3: a self-proclaimed expert of feet this man really loves feet
- 5:02Speaker 3: this was him on espn last month.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Listen i'm a toe expert um let's just say this
- 5:09Speaker 1: ain't nothing wrong with aaron rogers.
- 5:14Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen I think I know what's happening here.
- 5:17Speaker 3: If Rex Ryan can't have feet, nobody can.
- 5:21Speaker 1: Okay, that's what this is.
- 5:22Speaker 3: Rex Ryan has officially gone from loving feet to declaring
- 5:24Speaker 3: war on them.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Rex, it's okay to tell us what happened. Did the
- 5:28Speaker 1: foot community reject you?
- 5:29Speaker 3: Did somebody tell you to stop putting your foot in
- 5:31Speaker 3: your mouth so you decided to put your truck on
- 5:33Speaker 3: somebody else's?
- 5:34Speaker 1: You spent years admiring feet and now.
- 5:37Speaker 3: You're allegedly out here trying to turn people's toes into
- 5:39Speaker 3: speed bumps. This is what happens when you can't have
- 5:43Speaker 3: what you want. OK, when you can't have what you want,
- 5:46Speaker 3: you start to hate it. It's a cognitive dissonance called
- 5:49Speaker 3: the sour grapes effect.
- 5:50Speaker 4: All right.
- 5:50Speaker 1: If someone cannot attain something they want, like a.
- 5:53Speaker 3: Goal or status or a person, their brain devalues it.
- 5:59Speaker 1: OK, it wasn't that great anyway.
- 6:01Speaker 3: OK, their brain devalues it to eliminate the pain of
- 6:04Speaker 3: not having it. So being that this man can't have
- 6:07Speaker 3: any of the tolls, he hates all tolls. Now, I
- 6:10Speaker 3: am happy and grateful that the pedestrian's reportedly suffered minor
- 6:14Speaker 3: injuries uh rex has been charged with six misdemeanors including
- 6:18Speaker 3: leaving the scene of an accident failing to provide information
- 6:21Speaker 3: or aid and failing to obey a traffic signal these
- 6:24Speaker 3: are allegations okay just allegations rex deserves his due process
- 6:28Speaker 3: but i have one question how does the one man
- 6:30Speaker 3: in american sports Would a nationally known foot fetish controversy
- 6:35Speaker 3: end up in a criminal case involving two people's feet?
- 6:39Speaker 1: That's because God made us hilarious, okay?
- 6:43Speaker 3: Rex Ryan has been associated with feet for 16 years
- 6:47Speaker 3: and apparently the relationship has gotten toxic.
- 6:50Speaker 1: His whole life is based on feet.
- 6:52Speaker 3: Football, foot fetish, now a foot feud, okay? Please, give Rex,
- 6:59Speaker 3: if I can't have your feet, then you can't have
- 7:01Speaker 3: your feet either. Ryan, the biggest hee-haw.
- 7:07Speaker 1: How did they catch up to him after he ran
- 7:09Speaker 1: his feet over, though? He stopped at the red light.
- 7:12Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, though, if they run over your
- 7:15Speaker 3: feet in a big-ass pickup truck, don't your toes break
- 7:18Speaker 3: or something?
- 7:18Speaker 1: That's crazy. This is like Grand Theft Auto, the podiatry edition.
- 7:23Speaker 3: Yeah, like, damn.
- 7:24Speaker 1: How much time we got over, yo? Seven days. November 19th, baby.
- 7:30Speaker 1: November 19th. OVO took two days off to play that game.
- 7:33Speaker 1: For two days straight. Good use of vacation time. How
- 7:36Speaker 1: old are you?
- 7:38Speaker 4: 29.
- 7:38Speaker 1: No kids. Two days straight. That's why I started streaming
- 7:42Speaker 1: was because of the game.
- 7:44Speaker 3: Okay.
- 7:45Speaker 1: That's why you started streaming. Alright, now. All right. Thank
- 7:49Speaker 1: you for that donkey today.
- 7:50Speaker 3: Up next, Jess Fix My Mess.
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