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Hour 4 - You Really Went There · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka laka. It's our number fall made to order,
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Speaker 1: our number four. Happy Friday, eighteenth day of April. We
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Speaker 1: are side by side here in the magic Audio box,
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Speaker 1: and here in our number four are these Puka nakua
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Speaker 1: comments the Ram Wide Receivers comments on forty nine er
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Speaker 1: quarterback brock Parties contract inbounds or out of bounds? Also
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Speaker 1: does Dion Sanders defense of his son Shadur being persecuted
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Speaker 1: because of his last name? Does that hold water? We'll
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Speaker 1: discuss that. Also, what's really going on below the surface
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Speaker 1: regarding sho Heyo Tani's return to the mound as it
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Speaker 1: keeps getting pushed back with the Dodgers. We'll go there
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Speaker 1: and who knows what else. Have a wonderful Friday. Remember
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Speaker 1: right now here it is our number four. So you
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Speaker 1: really went there, You actually went there. Welde in the
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Speaker 1: at it again. Here is the NBA playoffs begin this weekend,
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Speaker 1: big holiday weekend, as people are doing their thing, and
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Speaker 1: we begin this hour with a story from the NFL,
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Speaker 1: not about the draft, not about the draft, but our
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Speaker 1: lead is from the War of Words, which didn't seem
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Speaker 1: at the time like it was a war words, but
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Speaker 1: it's turned into that. And the forty nine ers who
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Speaker 1: have spent the last two months, roughly last two months,
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Speaker 1: roughly flirting with Rock Purty on a new contract to
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Speaker 1: keep him as there forever quarterback by the Bay and
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Speaker 1: so far it's nothing. There is no contract, and there's
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Speaker 1: chatter that there will not be a contract, although there
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Speaker 1: were some early positive reports that a deal would get
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Speaker 1: worked out. Well, now we have RAM wide receiver Pooka Nkoua,
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Speaker 1: who has entered the chat. Pooka Nakoua has entered the
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Speaker 1: chat and how did he? How did you do it?
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Speaker 1: What did he do? Let me tell you. So Pooka Nakua,
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Speaker 1: who is a wide receiver for the Irims, suggested on
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Speaker 1: something called the Game with Names or Games with Names podcasts.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what that is, I guess Julian Edelman
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Speaker 1: hosts it. I have never heard of that. I have
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Speaker 1: no idea what that is. But they had Pooka Nakoula
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Speaker 1: on and they were talking about Brock Party. And during
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Speaker 1: that particular interview, Pooka the CoA, the RAM wide receiver, indicated,
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Speaker 1: when discussing the possibility of rock Perty getting the massive
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Speaker 1: contract that he said that a contract exceeding fifty million
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Speaker 1: dollars annually would effectively close the door for the forty
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Speaker 1: nine ers. The window would close. You'd be done. That's it,
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Speaker 1: no more championship chasing for the forty nine ers, a
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Speaker 1: failed era of football. So let us discuss are these
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Speaker 1: comments by Pokinakua on a random podcast on brock Perty's
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Speaker 1: contract and if he gets fifty million, the Niners are cooked.
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Speaker 1: Are they in bounds or are they out of bounds?
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Speaker 1: So I've got waffle house, plumber's tape, and steering wheel,
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Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
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Speaker 1: we are going to be a storm in a tea cup.
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Speaker 1: And then after that we're gonna make the Gabba goool.
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Speaker 1: We're gonna make the gobbagool not to kickoff. With the
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Speaker 1: help of replay assist, we answer the question inbounds are
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Speaker 1: out of bounds, and replay assist as indicated inbound in bounds.
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Speaker 1: Puka de Coua what he did? He said the quiet part.
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Speaker 1: He said the quiet part out loud. He's preaching the
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Speaker 1: gospel that we have been evangelizing on this topic of
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Speaker 1: discussion for some time. And there are some hardline forty
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Speaker 1: nine or apologists that are all about the dogma, like
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Speaker 1: Terry in England. Terry in England is more locked in
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Speaker 1: than Ernesto, and Ernesto is like this massive forty nine
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Speaker 1: er fan who's in northern California. But Terry and Inglands
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Speaker 1: all brock Purty's great he's wonderful and all that stuff.
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Speaker 1: And in this part of reality, in this part of Realityville,
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Speaker 1: and I'm the governor of Realityville, brock Purty is a
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Speaker 1: waffle house quarterback. Now, when I say he's a waffle
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Speaker 1: house quarterback, what does that mean. He is a ham
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Speaker 1: and Edgar. He is a ham and egar. He's nothing special.
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Speaker 1: You can take it to leave. It does elevate the
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Speaker 1: players around him, and there are many corpses as all.
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Speaker 1: You're being me, you shouldn't talk a little bit. You
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Speaker 1: shouldn't say that. Well, there are a lot of quarterbacks
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Speaker 1: that don't elevate players around them. And there is value
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Speaker 1: in being just a middle manager and just being a
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Speaker 1: run of the milk quarterback without a lot of talent,
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Speaker 1: not being a game change. Brock Purty showed when you
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Speaker 1: load up your roster and you put a bunch of
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Speaker 1: torpedoes and bazookas and nuclear weapons on the roster, he's
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Speaker 1: fine that you you you can be a good team.
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Speaker 1: And he's reliant on Christian McCaffrey and George Kittle, and
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Speaker 1: I think those are the only guys left. But that's it.
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Speaker 1: And you've got Shanahan supposedly the genius play caller and
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Speaker 1: all that coach them up got to coach him up.
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Speaker 1: The spending, whether it is frivolous, if that's the right
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Speaker 1: word for it, I mean, you can use other words
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Speaker 1: if you want, but either way, it's gonna undermine, undermine
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Speaker 1: the forty nine ers ability to fill out the roster
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Speaker 1: with the kind of players that brock Purty will have
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Speaker 1: success with. And therefore you're just flushing the money down
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Speaker 1: the toilet and they'll end up settling in to a
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Speaker 1: new neighborhood, relocating to mediocre meadows and just kind of
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Speaker 1: hanging out there. And that'll be where they hang out
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Speaker 1: for the foreseeable future with the frivolous contract if they
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Speaker 1: give that out. Now, the forty nine ers have started
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Speaker 1: the downfall, and we saw what the future is. If
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Speaker 1: you look into the crystal ball. Let's put it this way,
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Speaker 1: if the Niners were playing pool, they would be behind
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Speaker 1: the eight ball. They would be behind the ball. They
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Speaker 1: went from twelve to five in the Super Bowl Super
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Speaker 1: Bowl run twenty twenty three, six and eleven. They lost
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Speaker 1: six more games. They lost six more games year to year.
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Speaker 1: Party if he was flying, he would be doing the noseedive,
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Speaker 1: his completion percentage, his yards, his touchdowns, his interceptions, all
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Speaker 1: of them, all of them in the wrong direction, meaning
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Speaker 1: he had more interceptions, he had fewer touchdowns, and he
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Speaker 1: had fewer yards and fewer you know, the key stats.
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Speaker 1: The completion percentage was worse, so did Puka Naku. Across
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Speaker 1: the bro code, in which athletes are never supposed to
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Speaker 1: criticize fellow athletes their contemporaries. I'm gonna go know on this,
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Speaker 1: and I would say, think of it like that famous
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Speaker 1: quote from some saint back in the day. It's about
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Speaker 1: the animal kingdom. The truth is that a like a lion, right,
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Speaker 1: like a line, not a Detroit line, like an actual line.
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Speaker 1: You don't have to defend it. Let it loose. It
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Speaker 1: will defend itself, right. And the truth is like a line,
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Speaker 1: there were no lies. The real ones know. Oh fanboys
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Speaker 1: they don't know. They think, Oh, brock Purty is great.
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Speaker 1: Rock Purty is great. Now my advice no one ever
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Speaker 1: listens to my advice. My advice to the niners is
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Speaker 1: stand down. Slow Sunday drive, Slow Sunday drive. The annoying
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Speaker 1: person that drives six seven miles below the speed limit,
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Speaker 1: the forty nine, Ers could use the franchise tag on
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Speaker 1: brock Purty. Next year they pay him forty one million,
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Speaker 1: and then in twenty twenty seven fifty one million. So
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Speaker 1: you'd essentially have Brock Purties locked up for this year
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Speaker 1: for peanuts and then two more years at ninety two million.
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Speaker 1: Who says no? And then you delay the Mega Mega
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Speaker 1: Mega money, the powerball money.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, turn and page we go to college football. College football, Well,
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Speaker 1: Dion Sanders continues to feel fill up the content kitty.
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Speaker 1: Dion staunchly defending the decision by the University in Colorado
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Speaker 1: to retire his son, Schadur Sanders number two jersey at Colorado.
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Speaker 1: He argued that the critics, anyone that's making fun of
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Speaker 1: this is just doing it because of Shadur sanders last name.
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Speaker 1: He stated, quote, this is Deon Sanders. If his last
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Speaker 1: name wasn't Sanders, we wouldn't be having this discussion. The
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Speaker 1: only reason Dion said that we're having this discussion is
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Speaker 1: because of his last name being Sanders. So Dion emphasized
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Speaker 1: that his son Shoulder's on field accomplishment are worthy. He
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Speaker 1: said he set over one hundred school records in just
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Speaker 1: two seasons. So question, does Dion Sanders passionate defense of
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Speaker 1: his son Shaudur being persecuted because of his last name?
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Speaker 1: Does it hold water? So totally get if you're you're
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Speaker 1: a father, you stand for your son. Who's going to
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Speaker 1: disagree with that right? You know, we want the father
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Speaker 1: to defend the sun in every world, in any part
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Speaker 1: of the world. That being said, just keeping it real,
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Speaker 1: it's time to get some plumber's tape for Dion because
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Speaker 1: it's kind of like a broken faucet. This is leaking.
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Speaker 1: It doesn't hold water. Two years of Shadeur Sanders thirteen
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Speaker 1: and twelve record, thirteen and twelve record in the Shader
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Speaker 1: Sanders era. How many conference titles did they have that
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Speaker 1: would be that would be none? None? How many playoff
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Speaker 1: appearances that would be none? Even Travis Hunter, Like, I
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Speaker 1: totally get retiring Travis Hunter's number he won the Heisman.
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Speaker 1: I feel like that's kind of obvious if you win
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Speaker 1: the Heisman, eats your number retired. But can't you wait
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Speaker 1: till the body gets cold before you do it? It
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Speaker 1: seems a little odd. It's like there's a proper way
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Speaker 1: to do this. And it was pointed out to me
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Speaker 1: that Rashaan Salaam, the Heisman winner million years ago and
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Speaker 1: he was in Boulder back in the day, won the Heisman,
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Speaker 1: the first ever Colorado Heisman winner. He had to wait
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Speaker 1: how many years you think he waited like five years
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Speaker 1: to get his number retired? Was it seven years? All right?
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Speaker 1: So I'll give you. I'll give you three options, five
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Speaker 1: seven ten or none of the above? Five seven ten
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Speaker 1: or none of the above. How many years did Rashaan
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Speaker 1: Salam have to wait to have his Heisman trophy number retire?
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Speaker 1: The answer none of the above. He had to wait
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Speaker 1: twenty three years a generation. A generation is between twenty
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Speaker 1: and twenty five years. He had to wait a generation
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Speaker 1: to have his number retire. And you're telling me that
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Speaker 1: Travis Hunt right after he hadn't even drafted yet they're
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Speaker 1: retiring his number. This episode is all about the people
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Speaker 1: at Colorado in the Academia slash Athletics side together freaking
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Speaker 1: out because Dion has raised the profile and it's like,
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Speaker 1: now we gotta do everything we can here. They're worried
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Speaker 1: that Dion's gonna go coach the Cowboys, or go do TV,
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Speaker 1: or go to some other better college job, and so
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Speaker 1: everyone in charge there at Colorado, they visited seven to
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Speaker 1: eleven and they had the prime time Slurpye slip Stiper.
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Speaker 1: It was a slurpfest slurpfest. Dion's influence and the threat
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Speaker 1: of him leaving caused this. But by no mistake is
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Speaker 1: shrdur Sanders a victim? What are we doing? Thirteen and
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Speaker 1: twelve record and no conference titles, playoff appearance and as
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Speaker 1: far as Dion's saying, well, I've never heard people complain
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Speaker 1: about numbers being retired. People complain all the time. You
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Speaker 1: just don't listen. Bad job by you. Right, last thing,
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Speaker 1: we go to baseball where the Doyers did not play
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Speaker 1: last night, but Dave Roberts made some news, Roberts revealing
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Speaker 1: that his star show, Haotani is not not going to
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Speaker 1: pitch anytime soon. Otani is still multiple months away quote
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Speaker 1: a couple months away still from Dave Roberts to return
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Speaker 1: them out now. Otani has not pitched since August of
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. He treaded his arm and needed major
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Speaker 1: surgery while with the Angels. I believe it was Tommy
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Speaker 1: John surgery. Now Originally Dave Roberts said the Dodger skipper,
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Speaker 1: he said, I really liked him in that spot. Now
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Speaker 1: he said Otani would be back in May. That was
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Speaker 1: the word from Dave Roberts. Now they are pushing it
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Speaker 1: back until either late June or who knows, July, or
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Speaker 1: later on than that. So question what is really going
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Speaker 1: on below the surface regarding Sho Haotani's return to the mound,
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Speaker 1: the much ballyhooed return to them out, which is being
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Speaker 1: pushed back another couple of months by the Dodge. If
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Speaker 1: they are telling the truth the Dodgers, what they're doing
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Speaker 1: here is letting their fingers do the talk. And they're
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Speaker 1: putting their fingers on the steering wheel and they're locking
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Speaker 1: in the cruise control. They are meandering down the road.
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Speaker 1: They are looking to limit O'tani's innings, to limit the
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Speaker 1: number of pitches because they believe he's fragile and there's
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Speaker 1: a finite amount of innings that Otani can pitch. So
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Speaker 1: they are planning on coddling him and they want him
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Speaker 1: to be available on their playoff run. So they're saving
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Speaker 1: they're saving bullets, and they're they're shooting a lot of
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Speaker 1: blanks right now. And all that. Now, the other opportunity
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Speaker 1: the other possibility, I should the other possibility is that
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Speaker 1: he's not throwing the ball very well. He is not
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Speaker 1: throwing at a successful level to dominate hitters in the
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Speaker 1: major leagues. And the Dodgers know this, that he has
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Speaker 1: thrown and they they're not impressed, and so they don't
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Speaker 1: want to publicly sound the alarmed, but privately their concerns
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Speaker 1: are like, well, we'll push it back and maybe maybe
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Speaker 1: they'll take a little more time, and we don't want
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Speaker 1: to alarm anyone, as I said, but this is going
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Speaker 1: down the tubes. It's not going well. And so there
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Speaker 1: later in the hour, the Coop Scoop on Entertainment, I
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Speaker 1: failed to pay this off earlier in the show, and
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Speaker 1: I've listened the entire show and you tease this and
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Speaker 1: you never picked off your I know I'm going to
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Speaker 1: I'm going to the penalty box. I'm going to the
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Speaker 1: radio penalty box. I know I am. I got you,
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Speaker 1: all right, you suck well. Deon Sanders, the head football
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Speaker 1: coach of the Colorado football team, recently claimed I gotta
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Speaker 1: say this properly. Even though we're in the safe harbor
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Speaker 1: and I am the captain of the safe harbor, I
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Speaker 1: do have bosses. We are on in the Bible Belt,
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Speaker 1: so I have to be careful. So I'm gonna describe
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Speaker 1: this in a way I think you'll know what I mean,
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Speaker 1: and then I don't need to say exactly what the
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Speaker 1: story is. So deon'sa and recently claimed that he has
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Speaker 1: never played with his own joystick. If you know what
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Speaker 1: I'm saying, huh yeah, yeah, He's never never played with
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Speaker 1: the old joystick there, and he said because of religion.
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Speaker 1: He talked about his relationship with God in the Bible
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Speaker 1: and all that stuff, and he is fifty seven years old.
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Speaker 1: The unsaid fifty seven and claims that he has never again,
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Speaker 1: never had to manipulate his own joystick at any point
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Speaker 1: in his life. And then he followed that up by saying,
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Speaker 1: he says, my next statement is going to sound arrogant.
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Speaker 1: He said I never had to. That's what he said. Eh,
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Speaker 1: I don't buy it. I know, I'm skeptical. I think
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Speaker 1: he got to be skeptical. Right at some point here
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Speaker 1: even I certainly know Dion lives in a different tax
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Speaker 1: bracker than I live in and he's you know, famous,
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Speaker 1: I do overnight radio, but I did. I don't buy
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Speaker 1: it makes no sense. At some point, maybe not recently,
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Speaker 1: but at some point back in the day. You know something,
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Speaker 1: it's the old joystick out there and start playing the
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Speaker 1: video game, you know, see what happens. So but anyway,
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Speaker 1: all right, let's go to the phones and see I
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Speaker 1: didn't say what he did. I just you know, any
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Speaker 1: video game system as a joystick. Yeah, let's say hello
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Speaker 1: to the Mojoe Rising who's in the Bay Area. Hello,
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Speaker 1: Mojoe Rising. M I think Mojo Rising is now Mojo Sleeping.
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Speaker 1: I believe he is gone, so we'll move up, move
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Speaker 1: on for him. Let's say hello to any meanie miney mo.
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Speaker 1: Blind Scott is on the North End of Boston and
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Speaker 1: we'll be complaining about something. Let's find out what upset
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Speaker 1: about today.
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Speaker 4: The Red Sox are pretty actually they're ten and ten.
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Speaker 4: I don't know where Mark from the North endwin, but
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Speaker 4: he does add a lot of value to the show.
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Speaker 4: He knows a lot about basketball when he was in
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Speaker 4: the Jeopardy game. Dude, if you get arrested today, you
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Speaker 4: might not get out of jail until a week from
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Speaker 4: now because it court's a quotes today and Monday because
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Speaker 4: of the Boston One holiday, so you could run into
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Speaker 4: some trouble if you're going to.
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Speaker 1: Great, that's great advice. That's great advice. Do not get
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Speaker 1: arrested today. Try to avoid being rested today. That's soliday
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Speaker 1: it was. And also I would advise you do not
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Speaker 1: have You don't have to worry about this Bland Scott.
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Speaker 1: But if you have a car, do not have your
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Speaker 1: car breakdown on a holiday weekend because most of the
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Speaker 1: mechanic shops are not open. Unless you're able to fix
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Speaker 1: the car yourself, you're screwed?
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Speaker 4: Does that happen to you, Ben?
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Speaker 1: Because yes, yes, I've had my car. I've had my
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Speaker 1: car breakdown on multiple holidays and it just sits there
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Speaker 1: until like the following Tuesday, and did anybody?
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Speaker 4: Can anybody tell you what happened? I got in a
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Speaker 4: lot of trouble. I send ninety four emails to the
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Speaker 4: Morning show like Fred Toutcher and one day and like
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Speaker 4: it's just not cool, Like I learned it's not cool
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Speaker 4: to do something like that, Like, yeah, how how.
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Speaker 1: Come you You've been doing that to me for fifteen years?
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Speaker 1: You've story? How come how come you respect Fred Toucher
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Speaker 1: but you don't respect me?
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Speaker 5: No?
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Speaker 4: No, I didn't respect him actually, like he had to
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Speaker 4: like tell me no, but.
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Speaker 1: You don't do it. You don't do it now. But
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Speaker 1: but I'm saying, like you you still tell.
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Speaker 4: You about the emails I sent Ben, Like I don't
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Speaker 4: send them the same ones I sent I sent Ben,
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Speaker 4: like really dark emails that like I are really personal about,
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Speaker 4: like really dark stuff that like Ben probably shouldn't even read.
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Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
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Speaker 1: I don't need I don't need to see that. I
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Speaker 1: really don't need. I got my own problems. You know
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Speaker 1: what I'm saying exactly.
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Speaker 4: You won't say it, so like I have to. I
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Speaker 4: get it, like just like layoff like a lot of
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Speaker 4: the communication because it say, you know, it's not for
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Speaker 4: like sports radio. It's for like a mental hospitals. Like
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Speaker 4: you know that song James Taylor thinks about fire and rain.
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Speaker 4: Think he thinks about that mental place in Boston. I've
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Speaker 4: been to there so many times. It's a matter of
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Speaker 4: like a cognitive impairment. I got to just tell me,
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Speaker 4: like I don't. I did it to Coop when I
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Speaker 4: first met him. I did it to him for years actually,
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Speaker 4: like inundated him with messages. It just is not cool.
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Speaker 4: That's all you know.
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Speaker 1: You do that.
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Speaker 4: People do that to you all the time though, you know,
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Speaker 4: like it is weird, like because you're just an overnight
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Speaker 4: radio guy. And then all of a sudden, Ben's like
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Speaker 4: hearing about somebody, like some guys son who died on
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Speaker 4: Ben's birthday. Here's about like five times a year, it's
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Speaker 4: like built the pstic crap, the car breaks down on
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Speaker 4: the weekend. You know, it's like n.
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Speaker 1: That's part of the It's okay if people want to
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Speaker 1: tell me this story.
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Speaker 4: You know, I'm the same exact age as Aaron Rodgers.
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Speaker 4: We have the same birthday. I'm an extensialist, you know.
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Speaker 4: And I'm going to hang out with the Milkman Mike
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Speaker 4: and maybe he'll be my first friend ever.
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Milkman Mike and you can hang out.
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Speaker 1: You can give him the famous blind Scott walking take him.
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Speaker 4: Out the launch. I'll talk h about the launch and
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Speaker 4: I'll buy him a hat and ice cream.
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Speaker 1: Okay, very nice, all right, I tell us how it
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Speaker 1: hello to Mikey in Florida. Hell, oh, Mikey, what's going on? Mikey,
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Speaker 6: you fors me, loves all all the shows you all
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Speaker 6: mass you guys throws. Then you are my favorite deal.
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Speaker 6: As I said, I'm a rusto. So you are my
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Speaker 6: favorite deal on this show.
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Speaker 4: I love you.
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Speaker 6: I love all the shows. I love all the guys.
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Speaker 6: That calls my h the wee Man, the nude, that
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Speaker 6: movie is going to stay home. I love you guys.
24:41
Speaker 6: I listen to you guys every morning. I've been working.
24:43
Speaker 6: Thank you to me this week and I finally get
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Speaker 6: to listen to your whole show.
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Speaker 1: All right, all right, uh well, thank you. That is outstanding, Mikey.
24:52
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. And you're the man. You're the man.
24:56
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. I appreciate about newby. That's up.
24:58
Speaker 1: That's how you come in as a newbie. Mike the Leprechaun. Hello,
25:02
Speaker 1: and we got the Coop Scoop coming up. We've got
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Speaker 1: a bunch of calls here. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.
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Speaker 3: Sorry, I was just.
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Speaker 5: Coming in for my deck. I had to blow my nose.
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Speaker 1: I had to blow Why couldn't you blow your nose inside?
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Speaker 5: Oh? I blow my nose in a very special way.
25:19
Speaker 1: Because you're you're you're a lepracaun? Is that why you're
25:24
Speaker 1: He's doing it again? Man, he's playing his own drops.
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Speaker 1: Are you doing your own drops? Really? Oh?
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Speaker 6: He is?
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Speaker 5: He anyway, my my joke.
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Speaker 4: I'll start off. It's three words, happy, good Friday.
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Speaker 1: Hello, Okay, thank you, appreciate that. Let's say hello. Let
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Speaker 1: see Texas Jack real quick. Then we'll go to Marcella
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Speaker 1: and the Coop Scoop Texas Jack. Hello, Texas Jack.
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Speaker 4: Hello, Benny Benny. Hello, man, you gotta get rid of
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Speaker 4: that leprecaun.
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Speaker 1: Well we just did. He just turned up on it.
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Speaker 4: How are you annoying?
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Speaker 1: Okay, I got a lame joke for you. I'm sure
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Speaker 1: that won't be annoying.
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Speaker 4: Go ahead, What is worse than aunts in your pants?
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Speaker 1: I've never heard this one before.
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Speaker 5: I don't know uncles.
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Speaker 1: Okay yet it? Yeah, all right, very nice. Okay, there
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Speaker 1: you go, Thank you, Texas Jack. Let's go to Marcel
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Speaker 1: in Brooklyn. Hello, Marcel, Marcel's my big voiceover guy. Hello Marcel, Yes,
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Speaker 1: the good Friday.
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Speaker 2: All right, Well, if you are not a fan of
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28:34
Speaker 2: There's not a lot of new stuff that I want
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Speaker 2: to point out this weekend, but one thing Easter.
28:39
Speaker 1: There's nothing out for Easter. People don't want to be
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Speaker 1: entertained on Easter weekend.
28:43
Speaker 2: Really, there's you know, there's a couple things. There's one
28:45
Speaker 2: there's one big movie that's got great reviews, and I'm
28:48
Speaker 2: going to tell you about that right now. It is
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Speaker 2: called Sinners, and that is in theaters right now. It
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Speaker 2: stars Michael B. Jordan. He plays two roles twin brothers.
28:58
Speaker 2: It's just him though, And it also stars Hailey Steinfeld,
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Speaker 2: who is the fiance of Josh Allen. Oh, okay, yes,
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Speaker 2: it is a all right, So I'm gonna tell you
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Speaker 2: the synopsis here. It says trying to leave their troubled
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Speaker 2: lives behind. Twin brothers return to their hometown to start again,
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Speaker 2: only to discover that an even greater evil is waiting
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Speaker 2: to welcome them back. From the trailers that I've seen,
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Speaker 2: I believe this is either it's either like a vampire
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Speaker 2: or zombie movie. That's what I've gathered, and so far
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Speaker 2: it has rave reviews. It's got a ninety eight percent
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Speaker 2: on Rotten Tomatoes and ninety seven percent on the Popcorn Meter,
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Speaker 2: so early returns are positive.
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Speaker 1: That is in theaters right now. Nice.
29:48
Speaker 2: And moving over to television, there's a couple of things.
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Speaker 2: First is a new series that is available on Amazon
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Speaker 2: Prime Video. It is an adult animated series produced by
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Speaker 2: and it is created by Rammy Yusef. It also stars him.
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Speaker 2: Mandy Moore stars in it as well and Chris red
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30:17
Speaker 2: A second season has already been ordered by Amazon Prime
30:22
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Speaker 5: Now.
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Speaker 1: You can watch it on the channel or you can
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Speaker 2: Ten thirty pm is the debut of the second season
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Speaker 2: the Lakers dominate the Minnesota Timberwolves in Game one.
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Speaker 1: You can watch Aunt Edwards and here the Laker fans crying,
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31:07
Speaker 1: You couldn't stop Andy. And he's gonna put a fifty
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Speaker 1: points in that game. Anthony Abras is gonna have fifty
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Speaker 1: points in that game.
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Speaker 2: He'll have fifty fifty points and the game one and
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Speaker 1: Fifty burger, a fifty burger for Ann Edwards, and two
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31:41
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31:48
Speaker 1: I have a fun fact. I think you're the fun
31:50
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31:54
Speaker 1: So they have crunched the numbers and it is now
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Speaker 1: proven the Clippers have a legitimate home court advantage because
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Speaker 1: worse foul shooting percentage than the Clippers. So they were
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Speaker 1: second in the entire NBA team shot that poorly from
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Speaker 1: the foul line because of the wall. It's all about
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Speaker 1: the wall. That is the fun fact of the hour.
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Speaker 1: Well, thank you, spin Max. I appreciate that. As welcome
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Speaker 1: in our contestants for sports Jeopardy. We've got our defending champion,
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Speaker 1: far Out Dave. Hello, far Out Dave. Hey man, you
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Speaker 5: Now, I'm super excited some super stops.
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Speaker 1: I had to take you off speaker phones so I
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Speaker 1: All right, Well, you're going to be tested. I hope
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Speaker 1: you're prepared for this, Far Out Dave, because you are
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Speaker 1: from Brooklyn, Hello, Uncle Mo, Good morning, Ben.
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Speaker 4: Shout out to Sam Rose and I saw.
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Speaker 1: I don't think they celebrated Sam Rosen enough.
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Speaker 7: I don't think I completely completely agree.
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Speaker 1: Uh. You know, he used to come on Fox Sports Radio.
35:20
Speaker 1: He's doing the NFL games for Fox back in the day,
35:22
Speaker 1: and he used to it chatted with him several times.
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Speaker 1: Very nice man, Sam Rose, enjoy.
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Speaker 7: Retire and more pudding Uncle Moe the Guy replacing him
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Speaker 7: a Mallard Militia Guy, Kenny Albert from the show Kenny
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Speaker 7: Albert and Malin Miluicia Guy.
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Speaker 1: And he's the new voice of the Rangers. So we're
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Speaker 1: excited about that. All right, let's play the games, gentlemen.
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Speaker 1: Here we go and uh, your name is your buzzar
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Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. The categories for this edition
35:50
Speaker 1: of a Sports Jeopardy. We have ring, ring, and like Luca,
35:56
Speaker 1: like Luca, and you're our defending champion. Far Out Dave
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Speaker 1: picked the category.
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Speaker 6: Like Luca.
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Speaker 1: Okay, like Luca, the name is your buzzer. These athletes
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Speaker 1: were all traded in the prime of their careers. Two
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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. It might have been towards the end of
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Speaker 1: his prime when he was traded, but this legendary center
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Speaker 1: would still go on to make three more All NBA
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Speaker 1: team in the first teams and win his fourth NBA
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Speaker 1: Championship as a member of the Miami Uh. Far Out,
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Speaker 1: I think far yeah day yeah Jack, that's direction. Kill O'Neal,
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Speaker 1: all right, four hundred dollars. This superstar outfielder out of
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Speaker 1: the Dominican Republic head has already been traded twice in
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Speaker 1: his prime. He recently cashed in as a free agent
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Speaker 1: far out Dave No recently cashed in as a free agent,
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Speaker 1: signing the largest contract in professional sports history with the
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Speaker 1: New York New York Mets. That is correct, Jan Soda,
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Speaker 1: he left left your Yankees and he's homesick for Aaron
36:59
Speaker 1: Judge all right, six, only one season removed from winning
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Speaker 1: Defensive Player of the Year. The Raiders traded this player after.
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Speaker 7: He had mo Charles Watson No, after he held out.
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Speaker 1: The entire preseason. The Bears would then make him the
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Speaker 1: highest page defensive player in a day. That's direct. Khalil Mack,
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Speaker 1: all right, we got a good one going here, We
37:29
Speaker 1: got a good one. I think it's because Uncle Mose
37:31
Speaker 1: eating too much mat. So that's what eight hundreds. Here
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Speaker 1: we go this, I know that's you know, one week,
37:38
Speaker 1: you got it to go for this Hall of Fame
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Speaker 1: safety had a league leading twelve interceptions as a rookie
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Speaker 1: for the Redskins. They traded him to the Vikings three
37:48
Speaker 1: years later, and he would go on to become the
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Speaker 1: NFL's career leader in interceptions, a record he still holds
37:54
Speaker 1: all these years later. Anybody that's a tough one. Okay,
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Speaker 1: it's Paul L. Krause, right, Paul Krause.
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Speaker 5: Lorain for lifeline, your lifeline.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you go for it, Yeah, go for it.
38:11
Speaker 1: Nothing to go wrong? Yeah, one thousand dollars. This outfielder
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Speaker 1: led the American League at home runs in nineteen fifty nine,
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Speaker 1: but that didn't stop the Cleveland Indians from trading him
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Speaker 1: in the off season.
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Speaker 4: Dave I heard the Indians announcing wrong.
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Speaker 1: Now to Lorrain, go ahead, Lorrain to help him out?
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Speaker 1: Go ahead?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, no, you sure, yeah, go ahead, Spider guy, Yeah,
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Speaker 4: go ahead, go ahead.
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Speaker 1: Whatever I'll be, I'll lose my thousand bucks life you've
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Speaker 1: already lost, cowl, Yes, yeah, you want to give it
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Speaker 1: a shot here? No, uncle moo, all right, yeah yeah.
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Speaker 1: Traded in the off season, Detroit Tigers were Harvey Keane,
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Speaker 1: who was the rain Ao batting champon. No, Rocky Colavito,
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Speaker 1: Rocky all right, Well, unbelievable. I don't know knocking. I
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Speaker 1: don't think anyone won. Actually, I think we're all losing.
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Speaker 1: It's a tie.