Latest / Classic Adventure Books Library / 20 - Gulliver's Travels - Jonathan Swift
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- 0:00Chapter four, the author leaves Laputa is conveyed to Balnababi, arrives at the
- 0:07metropolis. A description of the metropolis and the country adjoining the author hospitably received
- 0:14by a great lord his conversation with that lord. Although I cannot say that
- 0:21I was ill treated in this island, yet I must confess I thought myself
- 0:26too much neglected, not without some degree of contempt, For neither Prince nor
- 0:31people appeared to be curious in any part of knowledge except mathematics and music,
- 0:38wherein I was far their inferior, and upon that account very little regarded.
- 0:44On the other side, After having seen all the curiosities of the island,
- 0:48I was very desirous to leave it, being heartily weary of those people.
- 0:54They were indeed excellent in two sciences for which I have great esteem, and
- 0:58wherein I am not unverse, but at the same time so abstracted and involved
- 1:03in speculation, that I have never met with such disagreeable companions. I confessed
- 1:11only with women, tradesmen, flappers, and court pages during two months of
- 1:15my abode, there by which at least I rendered myself extremely contemptible. Yet
- 1:23these were the only people from whom I could ever receive a reasonable answer.
- 1:29I had obtained, by hard study a good degree of knowledge in their language.
- 1:34I was weary of being confined to an island where I received so little
- 1:38countenance, and resolved to leave it with the first opportunity. There was a
- 1:44great lord at court, nearly related to the King, and for that reason
- 1:49alone used with respect. He was universally reckoned, the most ignorant and stupid
- 1:55person among them. He had performed many eminent services for the crown, had
- 2:00great natural and acquired parts, adorned with integrity and honor, but so ill
- 2:07an ear for music that his detractors reported he had been often known to beat
- 2:13time in the wrong place. Neither could his tutors, without extreme difficulty,
- 2:19teach him to demonstrate the most easy proposition in the mathematics. He was pleased
- 2:24to show me many marks of favour, often did me the honor of a
- 2:29visit. Desired to be informed in the affairs of Europe, the laws and
- 2:32customs, the manners and learning of the several countries where I had traveled.
- 2:38He listened to me with great attention, and made very wise observations on all
- 2:42I spoke. He had two flappers attending him for state, but never made
- 2:47use of them except at court and in visits of ceremony, and would always
- 2:53command them to withdraw when we were alone together. I entreated this illustrious person
- 3:00to intercede in my behalf with his Majesty for leave to depart, which he
- 3:06accordingly did, as he was pleased to tell me, with great regret,
- 3:09for indeed he had made me several offers very advantageous, which however, I
- 3:15refused, with expressions of the highest acknowledgment. On the sixteenth of February I
- 3:22took leave of his Majesty in the court. The King made me a present
- 3:27to the value of about two hundred pounds English, and my protector his kinsman
- 3:31as much more, together with a letter of recommendation to a friend of his
- 3:36in Laggardo the Metropolis, the island being then hovering over a mountain about two
- 3:42miles from it, I was let down from the lowest gallery. In the
- 3:46same manner I had been taken up. The continent, as far as it
- 3:51is subject to the monarch of the Flying Island passes under the general name of
- 3:55Boune Barbie, and the metropolis, as I have said before, is called
- 4:00Laggardo. I felt some little satisfaction in finding myself on firm ground. I
- 4:09walked to the city without any concern, being clad like one of the natives
- 4:14and sufficiently instructed to converse with them. I soon found out the person's house
- 4:19to whom I was recommended, presented my letter from his friend, the Grandee
- 4:25in the island, and was received with much kindness. This great lord,
- 4:30whose name was Minodi, ordered me an apartment in his own house, where
- 4:35I continued during my stay, and was entertained in a most hospitable manner.
- 4:42The next morning after my arrival, he took me in his chariot to see
- 4:45the town, which is about half the bigness of London, but the houses
- 4:49very strangely built, and most of them out of repair. The people in
- 4:54the streets walked fast, looked wild, their eyes fixed, and were generally
- 4:59in rags. We passed through one of the town gates. I went about
- 5:03three miles into the country or I saw many laborers working with several sorts of
- 5:09tools in the ground, but was not able to conjecture what they were about.
- 5:15Neither did observe any expectation either of corn or grass, although the soil
- 5:19appeared to be excellent. I could not forbear admiring at these odd appearances,
- 5:26both in town and country, and I made bold to desire my conductor that
- 5:31he would be pleased to explain to me what could be meant by so many
- 5:34busy heads, hands and faces, both in the streets and the fields,
- 5:40because I did not discover any good effects they produced. But on the contrary,
- 5:46I never knew a soil so unhappily cultivated, houses so ill contrived and
- 5:50so ruinous, or a people whose countenances and habit expressed so much misery and
- 5:58want. This Lord Manodie was a person of the first rank, and had
- 6:03been some years governor of Laggardo, but by a cable of ministers, was
- 6:10discharged for insufficiency. However, the King treated him with tenderness, as a
- 6:15well meaning man, but of a low contemptible understanding. When I gave that
- 6:21free censure of the country and his inhabitants, he made no further answer than
- 6:27by telling me that I had not been long enough among them to form a
- 6:30judgment, and that the different nations of the world had different customs with other
- 6:36common topics to the same purpose. But when we returned to his palace.
- 6:43He asked me how I liked the building, what absurdities I observed, and
- 6:47what quarrel I had with the dress or look of his domestics. This he
- 6:54might safely do, because everything about him was magnificent, regular, and polite.
- 6:59I answered that his Excellency's prudence, quality, and fortune had exempted him
- 7:04from those defects which Folly and Beggary had produced in others. He said,
- 7:12if I would go with him to his country house, about twenty miles distant,
- 7:15whereas estate lay, there would be more leisure for this kind of conversation.
- 7:20I told his Excellency that I was entirely at his disposal, and accordingly
- 7:25we set out next morning. During our journey he made me observe the several
- 7:30methods used by farmers in managing their lands, which to me were wholly unaccountable
- 7:38for. Except in some very few places, I could not discover one ear
- 7:42of corn or blade of grass. But in three hours traveling the scene was
- 7:47wholly altered. We came into a most beautiful country, farmers houses at small
- 7:54distances, neatly built, the fields enclosed, containing vineyards, corn ground and
- 8:00meadows. Neither do I remember to have seen a more delightful prospect. His
- 8:07excellency observed my countenance to cheer up. He told me with a sigh,
- 8:13that there his estate began, and would continue the same till we should come
- 8:16to his house, that his countrymen ridiculed and despised him for managing his affairs
- 8:22no better, and for setting so ill an example to the kingdom, which
- 8:26however, was followed by very few such as were old and wilful, and
- 8:31weak like himself. We came at length to the house, which was indeed
- 8:37a noble structure, built according to the best rules of ancient architecture. The
- 8:43fountains, gardens, walks, avenues, and groves were all disposed with exact
- 8:50judgment and taste. I gave due praises to everything I saw, whereof his
- 8:56Excellency took not the least notice till after supper, when there being no third
- 9:01companion, who told me, with a very melancholy air, that he doubted
- 9:07he must throw down his houses in town and country, to rebuild them after
- 9:11the present mode, destroy all his plantations and cast others into such a form
- 9:18as modern usage required, and give the same directions to all his tenants,
- 9:24unless he would submit to incur the censure of pride, singularity, affectation,
- 9:28ignorance, caprice, and perhaps increase His Majesty's displeasure, that the admiration I
- 9:37appeared to be under would cease or diminish. When he had informed me of
- 9:41some particulars which probably I had never heard of at court, the people there
- 9:46being too much taken up in their own speculations to have regard to what passed
- 9:50here below. The sum of his discourse was to this effect, that,
- 9:56about forty years ago, certain persons went up to the either upon business or
- 10:01diversion, and after five months continuance, came back with a very little smattering
- 10:07in mathematics, but full of volatile spirits acquired in that airy region. That
- 10:13these persons, upon their return, began to dislike the management of everything below,
- 10:22and fell into schemes of putting all arts, sciences, languages, and
- 10:24mechanics upon a new foot. To this end, they procured a royal patent
- 10:31for erecting an academy of projectors in Legado, and the humor prevailed so strongly
- 10:35among the people that there is not a town of any consequence in the Kingdom
- 10:41without such an academy. In these colleges, the professors contrived neurals and methods
- 10:46of agriculture and building, and new instruments and new tools for all trades and
- 10:52manufacturers. Whereby, as the undertake one man shall do the work of ten,
- 10:58a palace may be built in a whey of materials so durable as to
- 11:01last forever without repairing. All the fruits of the earth shall come to maturity
- 11:07at whatever season we think fit to choose, and increase one hundredfold more than
- 11:11they do at present, with innumerable other happy proposals. The only inconvenience is
- 11:18that none of these projects are yet brought to perfection, and in the meantime
- 11:24the whole country lies miserably waste, the houses in ruin, and the people
- 11:28without food or clothes, by all which, instead of being discouraged, they
- 11:33are fifty times more violently bent upon prosecuting their schemes, driven equally on by
- 11:39hope and despair. But as for himself, being not of an enterprising spirit,
- 11:46he was content to go on in the old forms, to live in
- 11:50a house as his ancestors had built, and act as they did in every
- 11:54part of life, without innovation. That some few other persons of quality gentry
- 12:00had done the same, but were looked on with an eye of contempt and
- 12:03ill will, as enemies to art ignorant and ill Commonwealth's men, preferring their
- 12:09own ease and sloth before the general improvement of their country. His lordship added
- 12:16that he would not, by any further particulars, prevent the pleasure I should
- 12:20certainly take in viewing the grand academy, whither he was resolved I should go.
- 12:28He only desired me to observe a ruined building upon the side of a
- 12:31mountain about three miles distant of which he gave me this account. There had
- 12:37been a very convenient mill within half a mile of his house, turned by
- 12:41a current from a large river, and sufficient for his own family, as
- 12:46well as a great number of his tenants, that about seven years ago a
- 12:52club of those projectors came to him with proposals to destroy this mill and build
- 12:56another on the side of that mountain, on the long ridge, whereof a
- 13:01long canal must be cut for a repository of water to be conveyed up by
- 13:07pipes and engines to supply the mill. Because the wind and air upon a
- 13:11height agitated the water, and thereby made it fitter for motion, and because
- 13:18the water descending down into clevity would turn the mill with half the current of
- 13:22a river whose course is more upon a level. He said that, being
- 13:26then not very well with the court, and pressed by many of his friends,
- 13:31he complied with the proposal, and after employing a hundred men for two
- 13:35years, the work miscarried. The projectors went off, laying the blame entirely
- 13:41upon him, railing at him ever since, and putting others upon the same
- 13:46experiment with equal assurance of success as well as equal disappointment. In a few
- 13:52days we came back to town, and his Excellency, considering the bad character
- 13:58he had in the academy, would not go with me himself, but recommended
- 14:01me to a friend of his to bear me company Thither. My Lord was
- 14:07pleased to represent me as a great admirer of projects, and a person of
- 14:11much curiosity and easy belief, which indeed was not without truth, for I
- 14:16had myself been a sort of projector in my younger days. And a part
- 14:22three Chapter four