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"We all deserve to know what kind of STANK it is" · The Casey Clarke Show

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  Speaker 1: So I wear drawstring, right, and there's ant and I
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  Speaker 1: really gotta go. I feel like I'm trying to I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to dissolve a bomb. Well I kind of am.
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  Speaker 1: I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you should wear like big boy pants.
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  Speaker 1: Well I should. I should wear stuff with buttons, is
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  Speaker 1: what I like.
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  Speaker 2: I'm maybe some flies like some zippers.
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  Speaker 1: Right instead of pulling my pants all the way down. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're probably right.
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  Speaker 3: Casey Clark's show.
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  Speaker 4: This is the Casey Clerk Show.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Best Friend Day, This is the day to celebrate
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  Speaker 1: your besties. Eighty three percent of us in this recent
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  Speaker 1: poll said yeah, we got a best friend.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that is so cute.
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad for the what would that be? To
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  Speaker 1: seventeen percent that don't, ah, maybe I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They could have lots of, you know, acquaintances and good friends,
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  Speaker 2: but maybe just not one bestie.
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  Speaker 1: How many best friends do you have?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say three?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, are you saying three because you feel like you
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  Speaker 1: need to say three? No, I feel like you're saying
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  Speaker 1: three because you One sounds sad, two sounds like it's
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  Speaker 1: made up, but three is like, okay, Well, they can't
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  Speaker 1: question that.
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  Speaker 2: There's some girth behind.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: No, because I Vanessa, I grew up with Vanessa. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know he's got count she's my best friend. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: and then I have my friend Lloyd, right, and then
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  Speaker 2: then are you ready for this?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I know what you're gonna say, Tyler. No doesn't make
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  Speaker 1: the top three. I know doesn't make.
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  Speaker 2: What if I said you, Casey, you're.
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  Speaker 1: Now I know you're lying for sure.
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  Speaker 2: I know three is made up?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, the telltale siglon that's all made up.
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  Speaker 1: That's junk right there. Okay, just to then, Yeah, Sydney,
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  Speaker 1: how many best friends do you have? Like lots? Or
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  Speaker 1: did one?
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  Speaker 6: I have lots of best friends?
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  Speaker 2: How many?
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  Speaker 1: How many show off?
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  Speaker 3: Three or four?
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  Speaker 1: Whoa?
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  Speaker 2: And are they different types of besties? Like one's a
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  Speaker 2: work best friend, the other's a extracurricular best friend. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I would my childhood best friend, and then I have
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  Speaker 6: like my main group of girl best friends.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I think that's a good point because I was
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  Speaker 2: talking to Casey about how I would consider my one
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  Speaker 2: best friend, like, I don't know if we're best friends anymore,
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  Speaker 2: but we we are childhood best friends. If she called
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  Speaker 2: me tomorrow. I would be there in an instant, but
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  Speaker 2: we don't necessarily talk every day.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Guys, my childhood best friend
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  Speaker 1: Bradley is in prison right now. So he called me.
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  Speaker 1: There is no way and I haven't talked to him
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  Speaker 1: because he's been in prison for a very long time.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, I think that's.
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  Speaker 3: A different situation, Casie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it could be, but it's I feel
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  Speaker 1: like it's the same same a little bit. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: haven't talked. Check if you called me, I wouldn't call
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  Speaker 1: him back. Check. So I don't know. Kind of saying
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  Speaker 1: the Casey Clark Show. If you just jumped in. We're
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  Speaker 1: talking about best friends. It is best friend day to day.
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  Speaker 5: Yay.
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  Speaker 1: Is it possible having more than one best friend?
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  Speaker 2: I say yes, yeah, because you have a bunch.
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  Speaker 1: Talk about being a crew like this Motley Crewe I
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  Speaker 1: call besties, And are they all equal?
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  Speaker 2: Equal in the best departments?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Yeah? Really, I'm trying to throw every
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  Speaker 1: scenario at them and see what what would stick and
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  Speaker 1: what wouldn't. I'm pretty sure everything would stick.
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  Speaker 2: Like you'd be willing to go on vacation with them.
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  Speaker 2: You could call them in the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 2: They have no problem helping you out. They would help
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  Speaker 2: you move, drive you to the airport. Yes, all those
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  Speaker 2: things everything.
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  Speaker 1: And then so ah, Carl Carlott, Colin Brad, the fuzz,
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  Speaker 1: Paul the pilot, Rich, you're good for the economy. Nice
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  Speaker 1: tra have the edge and play the insider.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So that's six of.
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  Speaker 1: You, six of us me, it's seven. Like that's a gang.
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  Speaker 2: That is a gag and all equally besties.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh Rick or Dicker of course.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's seven, eight including you, eight including me. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that is a gang.
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  Speaker 1: Mm yeah, you know what. And they're all pretty neck.
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  Speaker 2: And neck, right, I think that's very special.
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  Speaker 1: Oh say, maybe there's three of them that are maybe
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  Speaker 1: just slightly ahead of the other.
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  Speaker 2: There we go. I think I know the three. I
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  Speaker 2: won't say it out loud because I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: ruin your friendships, but I think I know.
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  Speaker 1: The three friendships. What do you think that you think
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  Speaker 1: our friendships are like on eggshells right now? No? No, and
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  Speaker 1: something like that would just break us apart.
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  Speaker 2: I just think that, you know, if they are competitive,
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  Speaker 2: and I know some of them.
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  Speaker 1: Are, Yeah, they are, right.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm not I'm not going to say who.
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  Speaker 3: Your three are.
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  Speaker 1: They're all competitive for my attention exactly, exactly. I don't
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  Speaker 1: blame them, I really don't. I know, Adrian, we're asking
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  Speaker 1: you your best friend? Who is that?
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  Speaker 4: That is my wife?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Here is Does that count?
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't count? It totally counts. I mean yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: mean yes, we're not allowed. Yeah, we can't tell you
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  Speaker 1: who's friend.
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  Speaker 2: And I get that you're going to put that in
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  Speaker 2: your wedding vow. It's like I got to mar remember's friend.
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  Speaker 2: But but it does that count?
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 6: You know what, I have been married over twenty five years.
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  Speaker 5: I have spent half my life with this idiot, and yeah, no,
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  Speaker 5: she is my best friend.
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  Speaker 1: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fine, you know you put it that way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel bad that I have like nine best friends.
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  Speaker 3: You were listening to The Casey Clark Show.
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  Speaker 1: Count minute, minutes, one to ten, question sixty seconds, Heather.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna play sudden death, which means you got to
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  Speaker 1: answer all the questions. You can't pass, and if you
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  Speaker 1: get a question wrong, we automatically cut and go. The
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  Speaker 1: game ends and we move on. Okay, Oh, this.
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  Speaker 3: Is gonna be terrible.
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  Speaker 1: No, oh, come on, listen, young lady. Was an attitude like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on, okay, you're not going to go anywhere in
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  Speaker 1: this world.
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  Speaker 6: I thought it was named the ten thing kind of thing.
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  Speaker 7: I did it the other day and I got all
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  Speaker 7: of them.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, listen, that's all we can ask.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and either the time or will start
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  Speaker 2: after I finished reading the first question, you get to go. Okay, yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Name all four suits in a deck of cards?
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  Speaker 6: Diamond's hearts, stades clubs?
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  Speaker 2: How many years are in three decades? In the Flint Stones?
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  Speaker 2: What is Barney and Betty's last name?
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  Speaker 3: Rebel?
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  Speaker 2: Which drink is made from orange juice and champagne?
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  Speaker 6: My breakfast?
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  Speaker 2: Anything?
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  Speaker 6: Modis?
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  Speaker 2: What three colors make up candy? Corn?
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  Speaker 1: Candy corn?
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  Speaker 6: Uh, yellow, white and orange?
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  Speaker 2: Who was Canada's first and only female prime minister?
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  Speaker 5: M hm oh no.
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  Speaker 2: Camel. What two elements make up water?
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  Speaker 1: Age?
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  Speaker 2: Two?
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  Speaker 6: Mm hmm?
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  Speaker 2: Heather?
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  Speaker 1: Thing you did really well? Yeah, you did really well.
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  Speaker 2: Good job.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thanks, had okay, see you bye, dang it over
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  Speaker 1: to our friend Dale Dale. Same rules apply. You get
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  Speaker 1: something wrong, you can't pass something wrong. Game's over. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, all right, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Name all four suits in a deck of cards,
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  Speaker 2: diamond carts, trumps and space, clubs and space? How many
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  Speaker 2: years are in three decades in the Flintstones? What is
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  Speaker 2: Barney and Betty's last name? Which drink is made from orange,
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  Speaker 2: juice and champagnemosa. What three colors make up candy?
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  Speaker 1: Corn, yellow, orange, and white.
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  Speaker 2: Who is Canada's first and only female Prime Minister Kim Campbell?
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  Speaker 2: What two elements make up water?
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  Speaker 1: Hyder? J Poxton?
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  Speaker 2: What is the weapon of choice when dealing with a.
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  Speaker 1: Vampire wooden steak?
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  Speaker 2: What candy? Can you taste the rainbow? What word is
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  Speaker 2: used to represent a score of zero in European football
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  Speaker 2: or soccer?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Would cry?
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: No? That's rugby? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Dale, I had you know what money I
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  Speaker 1: just lost on you. I just placed a bet like
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  Speaker 1: you know, in bet three six five right now while
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  Speaker 1: you're doing this. Oh man, all right, Dale, we appreciate you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you?
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  Speaker 1: All right? See Dale?
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  Speaker 3: All right bye, Dang, it's the Casey Clark Show.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks again for hanging out. I know we're just just being.
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  Speaker 2: Silly, bunch of silly billy just being silly.
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  Speaker 1: We're asking you this or that question is could you
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  Speaker 1: stay at home alone. You get to stay at home
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  Speaker 1: alone for four hours, no choice. You get to do that,
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  Speaker 1: or you get a SPA day with your bestie. It's
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  Speaker 1: free for four hours. Which one do you pick?
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  Speaker 2: SPA day? I mean, but both are great.
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  Speaker 1: Both are great, Kevin saying, yeah, spa day, all day, pets, massage,
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  Speaker 1: sign me up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, I like it. Yeah. I think a
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  Speaker 2: few texts we were saying spa I'm just I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Leaning towards home. Don't get me wrong. I love a
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  Speaker 1: SPA day. I do, okay, but it's just getting there,
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  Speaker 1: and that's the whole.
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  Speaker 2: Once you're there, No, no, Once you're there and it's
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  Speaker 2: four hours, Like, think of all the relaxing you can do.
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  Speaker 1: So relax, you know, pour me in a glass to
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  Speaker 1: get me there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you'll have like a ninety minute massage, maybe
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  Speaker 2: a nanny petty relaxing in the lounge with a glass
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  Speaker 2: of bubbly. Then you sit in like a cold plunge
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  Speaker 2: or a sauna.
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  Speaker 1: Like come on, I want somebody to carry me again,
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  Speaker 1: like newlywed carry me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure that's arranged.
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  Speaker 1: And wherever I'm sitting, if I'm waiting to go somewhere
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  Speaker 1: they're massage in my back at all time, all times. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I like that. That's great.
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  Speaker 1: Okay maybe maybe, maybe maybe, Sandy, what about you stay at.
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  Speaker 6: Home alone with no chores for four hours?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, why not the spot? Why wouldn't you take that opportunity.
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  Speaker 6: I can have a spot in my own home.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: You have a foot bath, do you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I love I love a good footbath.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, Sandy, Sasha went to go to get her
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  Speaker 1: back scrubbed, like that would be good too, Like somebody
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  Speaker 1: just went and went to town on her back, like
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  Speaker 1: barnacles off everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I got a back facial. It was awesome. I
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  Speaker 2: highly recommend it.
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  Speaker 6: That would be so relaxing.
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  Speaker 1: She calls it a back facial. It's what that's what
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  Speaker 1: it says. It's an old fashioned sponge bath with sandpaper.
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  Speaker 2: No, it was very relaxing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Right, you're like, your knees are up, you're in
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  Speaker 1: the you're in this cast iron tub and somebody's right
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  Speaker 1: right on behind you. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: then they have a like a milk jug full of
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  Speaker 1: hot water and they pour pour it over you and
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  Speaker 1: then you yelp. Somebody close the barn door.
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  Speaker 3: It's the Casey Clark show.
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  Speaker 1: This or that. You gotta pick one. Don't be one
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  Speaker 1: of those and try to change it on us. This
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  Speaker 1: or that. You get to stay home alone for four
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  Speaker 1: hours with nothing to do, you have no chorice, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Or you go to a spa for four hours with
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  Speaker 1: your bestie for free. What do you do?
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  Speaker 2: That is so hard? I think you gotta go with
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  Speaker 2: the spa. Yeah, yeah, yeah, spa because you can relax
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  Speaker 2: at home for four hours, that's great. But at a
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  Speaker 2: spa you get to relax on a whole other level
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  Speaker 2: and someone's taking care of you. Getting to the spa, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's an event.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get. It's like you when your cleaning lady
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  Speaker 1: comes over, right, you clean before.
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  Speaker 2: She came, and it is almost like it's meant to
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  Speaker 2: make my life easier. But it can be a hassle,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Absolutely, So you.
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  Speaker 1: Get all prepped and scrubbed and pricked and whatever you do,
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  Speaker 1: plucked to go just to do it again.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And the one thing that I don't love about
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  Speaker 2: this spa thing again, I would pick the spot yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: But I don't love that someone's with me like I
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  Speaker 2: would rather go by myself.
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  Speaker 1: I told you can't change.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know. I'm still picking spa regardless,
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  Speaker 2: But I'm just saying that might be a deterrent for
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  Speaker 2: some people because I will never understand the whole concept
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  Speaker 2: of like couples spa days or couple's massages, Like what
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  Speaker 2: are you supposed to do?
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  Speaker 1: Do you all get your feet done together? Because that
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  Speaker 1: could be.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes that's nice. So you said, that's the same thing,
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  Speaker 2: But when you're sitting there like not talking like kid, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like what's the point of having.
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  Speaker 1: Like that there day when you have other people around you,
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  Speaker 1: like we're naked and then you're not and you're touching Like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is weird.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. When you break it down, when you peel back
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  Speaker 2: those layers literally and metaphorically, it's well.
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  Speaker 1: That's weird. It's I got to get out of here. Yeah, okay, Levina,
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  Speaker 1: it's this or that? Which one?
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  Speaker 4: Oh I did a spot?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, I think at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 2: I would do this spa as well. Who doesn't want
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  Speaker 2: to get pampered for four hours? Exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Levina? Do you know what a back facialist?
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  Speaker 2: Mmm?
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  Speaker 6: No, can't have got that, but I can imagine m.
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  Speaker 2: I highly recommend it. Casey thinks it's the funniest thing
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  Speaker 2: in the world. But I went and got a back
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  Speaker 2: facial a couple of weeks ago, and it was crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Just a fancy word for somebody to scrub your back right,
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  Speaker 1: to get all the pimples and the dents and the boils.
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  Speaker 2: The boils, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Barnacles, and the divot filled and the scratches.
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  Speaker 2: It was great.
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong?
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  Speaker 2: Lathered up? Real man?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Casey Clerk show.
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  Speaker 4: This is the Casey Clerk Show.
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  Speaker 1: Good to have you along. Trying to help out our
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  Speaker 1: friend Lindsay here with her friend who came over for
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  Speaker 1: a little visit and didn't smell so well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Lindsay let her know, hey, girl, you kind
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  Speaker 2: of stink. I'm sure she meant well by saying so,
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  Speaker 2: but I think the issue for me is the fact
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  Speaker 2: that Lindsay took it to another level by being like, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: do you maybe want a shower? I got some clothes
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  Speaker 2: if you want, And yeah, the friend left in a hurry.
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  Speaker 2: She was so embarrassed. And Lindsay hasn't heard from her sins.
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  Speaker 2: But Lin, he's saying, you know, I think I've just
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  Speaker 2: just being a good friend by letting someone know that
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  Speaker 2: they don't smell very good.
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  Speaker 1: Did she cross the line in your opinion? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: did she really? Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I think I don't know if I would ever
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  Speaker 2: tell anyone that they stank in unless it was a
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  Speaker 2: big problem. I've always lived my life by this law.
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  Speaker 2: You're allowed to stink. Sometimes, of course you are. I
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  Speaker 2: think everyone's allowed to stank.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, we all.
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  Speaker 2: Like and maybe it came from the gym or maybe hate.
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  Speaker 2: Today was just the day that you had a nervous
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  Speaker 2: day at work and you sweat so bad that all
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  Speaker 2: your deodor and wore off. The only time I would
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  Speaker 2: ever And when I say this, I have never told
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  Speaker 2: anyone they stink. But if I did, it would it
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  Speaker 2: would have to be such a problem, like every day
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  Speaker 2: or that hey girl, you make I want to get
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  Speaker 2: yourself checked out. Yeah you stink like pooh, Yeah you
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  Speaker 2: gotta figure it out. It happened.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so okay, if you you know, you're a little le,
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  Speaker 1: but not when you're a big little Yep, absolutely not. Tyler,
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  Speaker 1: is this okay?
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  Speaker 7: It depends on who it was, but yeah, probably Wow
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  Speaker 7: And do you think your friend would be okay with
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  Speaker 7: that and take it in stride or would they be mortified?
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  Speaker 4: My friends would be pretty okay with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a pretty tight crew. Let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you this, though ty, what if it was a woman.
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  Speaker 1: Would you say anything to a woman that she smelled?
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Implements always depends on again, if I knew her, like,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I'd tell Sasha if she smelled right, Yeah, I'll tell
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: my wife very nicely.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I want to be around for that combo.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, big shot? Yeah all right, I tell my wife,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: pause very nicely.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Clerks show.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: This the Casey Clerk Show.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, So good to have you here. We started off
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: with our friend Lindsay, who contacted us. She listens to
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: the show. This is a really interesting question slash situation
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: she got herself into because it's her and her friend.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think we've all been in situations similar
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: to this. So Lindsay was hanging out with one of
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: her friends. I guess the friend came over to check
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: out Lindsay's new place. Lindsay says, as we were hanging out,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I noticed she was really stinky. Yep, like it was overpowering, nauseating.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: I eventually said something offered her a shower and a change.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: So close. Now, Lindsay says she was embarrassed. She left
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: in a hurry and I haven't heard from her since.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: But if she was on the other foot, I would
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: want to know if I was stinking? So am I
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: really being that bad of a friend?
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Guys, we don't care, are you sure?
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: We don't care. If listen, if Paula Pilot said to me, hey, case,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: you know, you want to kind of you kind of stink,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh man, then I would say, Okay,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: what kind of stink? Am I like? Poopy stink? Or
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: am I body order stink? Because if I'm poopy stink,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: that's a whole different level.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you've got more problems, a whole bunch of
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: pure Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah right, So I
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: need to know what kind of stink. I think that's fair. Yeah,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: And I think we all deserve to know what kind
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: of stink it is.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Because if it's poopy stink, man, I got to get
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: ahold of this. Now. This is something I can't put off.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to cut the evening short, you know
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: what I mean? This is a big problem there. No,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: You're saying this is okay to let somebody uh know
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: that they're a little ripe.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: It's better to let somebody know that their smelly and
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: to let them be smelly and have people not want
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: to be around.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: And would you want someone to tell you if you
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: were the stinks?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Well, I just said that about something in front.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: Please tell me, you know, or in your.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Nose, like you got a bat in the cave. You know,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: we always say that around here, like yeah, uh. And
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I said this to Sasha. I'm like, you know what
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: if you stunk, I would tell you.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: She got so upset now I'm nervous.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: No, obviously you're not thinking because she let you know.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: That's true. It does make me feel beatter.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Here's the other thing. Ironically, when she's nervous, she sweats,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: and then when she sweats she stinks.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: It's bad. It's like the vicious cycle is awful.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: It's absolutely awful.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: The Casey Clark Show.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Thanks you Dan for rolling into the show with us today.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: We're talking about your finances. Oh that's so sexy, but no,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: but seriously, who got you the woes of the dollar?
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Was it your parents? For the most part, I think
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: it is right.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was such a special moment. I
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: really remember it so well, walking into the bank with
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: my dad and my sister and opening up a bank account.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I want to say, I'm sure I'm misremembering this, but
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I feel like I dressed up for it as much
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: as like a five year old can dress up. I
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: was really excited, and I remember a really helpful teller
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: helping us out and getting out the bank book and
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: being so excited about the I don't know five dollars
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: that my dad had me invest in this account.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Awesome.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: It was so sweet.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: It was one of my older sisters who said, hey, listen, mom,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: can't do this, so and you just you got all
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: this money laying around from your paper roots, you best
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: put it in the bank.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: That makes me feel bad for your sister because she
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: probably didn't have anybody to show.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Her probably not, probably not, probably not.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: So because of that, she was like, I got a
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: help boat my younger sibling.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I think she was voluntold to say, hey, hey, I
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: can't do it. You gotta take Casey down to the
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: bank and get him into a banking account, and something
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: like that. Something very sweet.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Is that what your mom said?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: No, No, very sweet, like I mean she does it
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: sweeter than that.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, while you're out to get me a clean ash tray. Okay,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I mean very sweet.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Though, of course, always very very sweet.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Uh, Fred, who was that in your life? Who who
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: helped you out with the finances? Oh?
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: That'd be my mom.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Oh ah, how old were you?
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: Let's see paper root?
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Well, I guess we started handing out flyers aroout grade seven. Yeah,
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: about thirteen.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so Casey did the same thing. It was
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: like you got a paper root and then he had
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: to open up a bank account.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we had to put that seven dollars somewhere.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Well, it was flying in Fred like, oh yeah. It
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: was like what am I doing? I'm building a future here.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: You know, got to start somewhere.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm a business owner now delivering flyers.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: You were listening to the Casey Clark shows.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Now, okay, so what is in your name? There's a
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: survey of there of Olivia's because I guess that's one
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: of the most common.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Name out there, and it has been for at least
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: the last seven years or so. And a name consultant
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: which sidebar, what a career you call this lady up.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: She's basically like a baby book on a baby book
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: name on wheels, and she just helps you pick names.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: And I'm so fascinated by when you do pick a
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: name for your kid. People are so concerned about flow.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I know my sister was obsessed with how her daughter's
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: name would fail.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: You got to make sure it doesn't rhyme with anything. Yeah,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I think acronyms don't spell out something dumb totally.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: And then, of course, if you wanted to name your
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: kid whatever, it can't remind you of a person that
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: you grew up with that you didn't like. Like there's
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of stuffy did perhaps, Yeah, there's so
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: many things that go to naming.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: So Sasha is a common name, yet uncommon name depending
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: on where you are.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Yes, depending on where I live in the world. Also,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: my name is a translation. It's also like Alexandra and
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: alex it's a translated version of it. That's kind of
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: a common name. But yeah, I don't hear my name
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: very often at all. Where I hear my name the most,
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: lots of cats and dogs, like a lot of people
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: name it Sasha.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: I've run into way more animals with the name Sasha
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: than human beings.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: That's true. And it's again not unlike my name where
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: it can go both ways.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, unisex name, yeah, which is great.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I don't run into a lot of cases.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: I don't think you would.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I've only I've only known personally one other casey yeah,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: so yeah, I know I don't. And it's bizarre really
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: when you think about it and your name, Cheryl, and
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: you think there's you know, cheryl common name. Is there
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: a story behind it?
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: There's no story behind my name, but there should be.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: I'm making it a story about that.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: What do you have a story? Ready?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Your parents just like she looks like a Cheryl? Is
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: that like you know what I mean?
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: I mean you know when the Angel popped out, they
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: just looked at me and went, oh my god, look
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: at that.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Little Cheryl from the heavens above.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Well, why didn't they just name you Angel? Was that
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: just two on the nose?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Probably? Yeah, thank you?
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Or do you have do you have another sisters
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: named Angel? Yeah? Yeah, there you go.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: So Cheryl is the.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Next Well if it can't be Angel, it might as well,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: be Cheryl.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: That's right now that we cleared that up, all the
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: shells in the world.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know, because it has such an angelic ring
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: to it.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: It's the Casey Clark Show.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Thirty second name game, thirty seconds on the clock, Dale,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: you have thirty seconds to name ten different items inside
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: that timeframe. Dale. The trick is you don't know the
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: topic until just before the timer begins.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah you ready, yeah, okay, just focused. I get it. Okay, Dale,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: we need you to name in thirty seconds ten pieces
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: of jewelry.
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: Go rings, bracelet earrings.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Bro bro Yeah.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Four oh Matt Chris rings, bracelet earrings.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: What why yeah?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Change six.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Cuffs, couples, seventh, yeah yeah yeah seven.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Ah. Oh that's my that's my momma, Linda. Linda a
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: single mom of six growing up in Edmonton, and when
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: we could never name ten different pieces of jewelry, she
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: would always.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Go for sake.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I hate we were poor. Yeah you know,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: she should have known, but she didn't. Well listen, Dale,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: We appreciate you.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good job, Dale. Sorry, all right.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Have yourself a great day.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: It's the Casey Clark Show.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, thanks, So much for hanging out. Appreciate that we're
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: doing so many funny little isms here. After we asked
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: you if you were a virus, and it's something silly
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I read. If you were a virus, you went into
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the doctors and they diagnosed you. What would be the symptoms? Okay?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: So if I went into the doctors, Yeah, and I
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: say doc. All of a sudden, I'm watching so much
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: reality TV and I'm walking around the house reciting Seinfeld.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: These pretzels are making me thirsty?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: What am I doing? What do I have?
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: You got Sasha? It is, yeah, Sasha.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: And what would the cure for Sasha itis?
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I don't Oh no, I think you know. You'd have
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: to probably go through season one through four of Seinfeild.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the early years, I get it right, that's
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: when it's more grounded in reality.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: And then and then do maybe only a half season
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: of season seven of Love is Blind?
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, nicely done. Okay, that's the cure.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: That's the cure.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Okay. If I caught Casey itis, Yeah, the biggest symptom
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: would be instead of like a regular too kind of
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: sneeze because you say dang it all the time at nauseum.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: You might say, so, I feel like I would be
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: walking around going dang it and that would be my
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: seas damn, that's Casey itis.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Do and you're looking at it like, okay, I'm looking
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: at like.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: And then I was getting fits. Sorry, you must understand.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I hear it's going around all of a sudden over
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: here you oh, bless you, it's spreading, bless you. Sorry.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: So yeah, it's going around the office.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, that would be it, though.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: That's it. Well, you know I'll take that, yeah, so bad,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I'll take it. Ryan. What are the symptoms of ryan itis?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: You'd get bush itis and uh lake itis.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Does that mean you want to be in the bush?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Okay, doc, I got ryan idis and look
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: at I got bush everywhere. No, no, no, no, it's
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: non stop, doc. You just want to be in the
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: bush and go fishing. Okay, perfect. That's way better than
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: what I called I got because I got bush coming
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: out of places where it's not supposed to come out
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: of the Casey Clerk show.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: This is the Casey Clerk Show.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Okay. Now, if you were a virus and I caught
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: your virus, what would be the symptoms. I think I
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: read that on Reddit or something. There were some pretty
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: funny responses. If you caught Casey, you just.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Sneeze dan it ding it because you say dang it
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: all the time. Well and that's okay.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I don't say it all the time. Yeah, just when
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: things go wrong, which is all the time, that's all.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: So yeah, it would be a sneeze and a Casey iis.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Would be.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: My kids say dang it. Now.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: No, see it's spreading, spreading. We need to come up
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: with a p s A.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I think so Health Canada is going to come on board.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: No, I'm Casey Clark. Do you find yourself?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you can get a free shot for that. Yeah,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: why oh that's awful.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Ye can out of all the shots to take. Sambuca
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: is your five year old?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: What they say you got it tastes like licorice.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: That's not a selling point.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: That's not it.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Not for kids.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: It is chad Okay, So I got chad itis? Now
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: what are the remedies?
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: You probably need a cold beer on a Friday.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: And oh my gosh, I chat itis.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Now that sounds great. We all want chat itis.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Doctor said, yeah, you got chat itis, And I'm like, honey,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I got chat itis. I can't go to work. I
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: gotta be quarantined. You can't be around me, and the
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: kids can't.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: And you spread it by sharing beers. I guess yeah,
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, yeah.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Doctor says the only way to get rid of it
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: is to have some beers and go fishing. Man, this
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: is gonna be tough, honey, he says, two or three
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: days at least. I love it. Chad, you're the best.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: We appreciate you.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: Thanks, thank you, guys.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Do all right, Casey Clerk Show.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: This is the Casey Clerk Show.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: If you just popped in, good to have you along.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: We're talking about it this or that. You get a
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: wedding invite but on it it says no kids allowed.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Do you freak out, you offend it, or you're like, wow,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: force date nights?
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Okay? So this is a little out of your world, Casey,
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: in the sense that your kids are pretty old now,
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: but back when they were you know, call it five
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: six years old, and you got an invitation in the
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: mail no kids allowed for you and Susie Cuzy. What
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: would you have thought?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Depends on where it was, Okay, yeah, if it was
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: in town, Yeah, I could understand it. If it was
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: family and they said no kids, I think we'd be offended.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: But if it was friends and no kids, that's a
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: little different. Why because family, this is your this is
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: like your cousin, right, Okay, you want your own cousin.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want your own monster blood at the wedding? Yeah, okay,
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: I you know, I see what you mean.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Right. But if it's a friend, yeah, I get it.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: You know what, My kids are good.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I think that's actually a really good way to cut
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: and dry it for sure.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so, Gracie, what was your situation here?
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: I invited to a wedding next month and he's a groomsman,
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: and we have a two year old and the wedding
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: is in a different province, and we can't leave her
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: behind and there's no one that we're able to trust
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: in that province to watch her for the night.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: So are you kind of well, I mean, groomsmen, you
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: gotta go. So what are you guys gonna do?
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: I've actually went as far as asking my in laws
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: if they could join on the trip with us.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, that would be nice.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: So they haven't decided yet, But if it works out,
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: then we can both go to the wedding, but I
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: might not be able to go.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Oh too bad.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: No, I don't like that. Don't like that option, don't.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's our first wedding in probably eight years, so
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: I would love to go. You know what, let's see
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: what happened.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: If I was available, I would have went, and I
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: would have volunteered to look after your.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: Little little thank you.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's nice.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I know. I know, Casey Clark show. Good to have
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: you along, and you just popped in. It's another this
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: or that. You get a wedding invite and on it
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: says no kids allowed. Are you happy like you got
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: a force date night? Or are you offended?
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I think if I was getting married, i'd want a
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: child free wedding.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I can't bring my kids.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. Really unless my whole family and
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: all my friends were in that phase of life where
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: everyone had kids. But if it's just like one or two,
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: you don't want your niece there? Oh ho, yeah, okay,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: give me one second. If I ever get married, let's
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: just say I get proposed to tomorrow. That's like a
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: year of oh excited. I don't that's like at least
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: a year planning da da da da da. Anyway, my
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: niece by then would be like sixteen, seventeen years. Oh okay,
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: so I think I would do. I think I would
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: do the cut off at like twelve, twelve. I think
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: that's what I would do. Teenagers, you can come.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at thirteen, you probably could drive the car home.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just a case, Yeah, just in case, and you'll
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: have fun. There's dancing. But yeah, I think I would
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: twelve and under I wouldn't want at my wedding. Sorry, sorry,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: that's okay, Well I might listen. My kids are old,
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: so yeah, so they can come up, they can come
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: to my non existent wedding.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, what are you going to wear? What aren't you
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: going to wear?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: This is so exciting.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited. We're planning a wedding that's never going
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: to take place. Gosh, I needed something in my life.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Like this, that's something to not look forward.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah I did. I'm so excited.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: It's nice.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I can't wait till we don't send any invites out.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Then we can argue about that's so good, awesome. I'm
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: never going to search for a venue ever. Yay, Okay, Nicole,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: this or that you get offended, or are you thrilled
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: that there's no kids?
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Thrilled?
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's thrilled that you have a date night and
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: it's hey, and it's a forced date night too, it's
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: not something that you made exactly.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Do you have an easy out?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Right?
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Have you been to child free weddings before?
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: I have, yes, and I don't actually have kids, so
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: it doesn't really make a difference for me, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: I understand why people do it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a riot. You were listening to the Casey
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Clark Show. A woman won fifty thousand bucks plus ten
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: day tripper on Iceland because she proved that she was
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: the worst photographer out there.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Good for her.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: She was awful, just horrible. What's something that you're so
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: bad at that you could actually win an award for now?
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I had some thoughts for myself, but then you I
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: came right at you. Yeah, you had like a list
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: for me of all of the things that I'm bad at.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: It's not like it's not a running list in my head.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: But you've had like you hold you got your fingers
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: ready to like count like this this I know no
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: problem And I'm sitting there like trying to be nicer,
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: kinder to myself, thinking like what am I bad at? Okay,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Like I'm actually okay at this blah blah, and you
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: were just.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Like, no, you suck at the Yeah, finances, taxes, retirement
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: savings plans, anything like that, Hey, mortgages, Yeah, anything legal? Yeah, okay. Driving,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: You're one of the most nervous drivers I've ever seen.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but if I was a bad driver, like a
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: horrible driver, I would take myself off the road. I'm
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: not a bad driver. I'm just not like the grain
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: is and it's not my favorite thing to do.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, So you're bad driver. Okay, I've seen you take
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: a different road. I've seen you take.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: It because you were intimidating me with your big truck behind.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Me, seeing you turn right even though we had to
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: go left, you know, because you don't like turning left,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, well, I guess I'm just
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: gonna go this way, so I.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Mean yeah, so no, no, I've seen it all. I know,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I've seen it all. You're bad at that.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, So you have a nice little list for me.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Thanks for that. You're welcome. I could win an award
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: for all those.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I think you could. I really believe you could. Uh.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Deanna's same with you. What are you really bad at?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: You could win an award?
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: My eleven year old just said, I am dust at
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: playing hockey.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: So there we go.
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: So terrible playing hockey?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So I'm right with you. If Team Canada
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: came up with the worst hockey team in history, I
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: could probably be the captain.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I can't hit the pack, I.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Can't see even I can't hit. I can't hit the puck.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Shows me that you're bad.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you'll be the assistant Yeadiana.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: You guys, you're really bad at hitting the puck. What
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: did she just say? The coach just said, we have
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: to hit me. Yeah, you heard me. Get out there,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Garrett and hit that. Fuck.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: It's the Casey Clark Show.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Good to have you along. If you just popped in,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: we're asking you, what is something that you're so bad
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: at that you would actually win an award? A woman
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: won fifty grand and a ten day trip because she
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: was while the worst photographer out there.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. Yeah, good for her. So what would you
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: be so bad at?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm bad at hockey. Yeah, I really am. I'm
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: bad at attending things.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're bad at reading.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I'm bad at reading.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: You're one of the worst readers I've ever met.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Yea, Yeah, I am, and I don't.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: I don't like. I'm not even trying to make fun
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: of you. It's just like, make fun of you skip
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: over things I do.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: And when I was in grade three, I was put
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: in an ESL learning to read class, and I was
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: the only kid in the class that actually could speak
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: English but not read it. And the kids that just
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: were new Canadians could actually read better than me.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Uh huh yep.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: So that's always been a bit of a it's been
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: a crutch.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: You come by it, honestly, it's.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Been a crutch. So I thought, okay, so what what
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: profession could I get into that really doesn't need a
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: lot of reading involved?
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: I know, bad choice, We have to read a lot.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Bad choice, super bad choice.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Did you have to read a teleprompter for like sixteen years?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Great, and that was listen listen. That was tough.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I can only I had.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: To fudge my way through that. And then when we
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: went live, Oh no, so they made some provisions for me.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Nice word for it. That's good.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: So we skirted around her for sixteen years.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: You did it, Bake it till you make it, my
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: friend kidding?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Oh so true? Okay, Nicole, something that you're really bad at,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: but you'd win an award for golf gold.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Oh no, if it makes you feel any better, Nicole,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: golf is really hard, it is, what's so hard about?
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah? I don't don't do it?
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Well, just Nicole's just it's a ball. You hit it
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: and it goes forward.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: That hole is so small though. Yeah, it's okay, I hear.
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: You here, not even moving and I can't hit it.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: It's the Casey Clark Show. A minute to win it?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: All right? Minutes one to ten questions sixty seconds. Uh, Colina,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: you know what we're gonna do today. We will play
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: the passable version, which means if there's a question you
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: don't automatically have an answer for, use the word pass
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: We'll move on. If we have enough time, we'll go
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: back to those past questions. The first answer you give us,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: those the answer we got to take. Okay, okay, all right.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: All right, timer, we'll start after I finish reading the
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: first question. Let's do it. What Canadian license plate has
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: the motto friendly Manitoba.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Manitoba.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: A ham and pineapple pizza is commonly called what.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: What social media platform used to be called Twitter?
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: It's Twitter?
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: I don't I don't skip.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: What word is used to represent a score of zero
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: in European football?
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: Oh man, let's keep that one, okay?
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: How many days are in a leap year?
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: Twenty nine?
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Gang it?
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah, that's mine?
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, no, sorry, kleinasa, thanks?
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Okay? Over to Amy, Amy? You ready?
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Same rule. You can say pass if you want? Okay, okay,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: all right. What Canadian license plate has the motto friendly Manitoba, Manitoba,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: A ham and pineapple pizza is commonly called what?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Hawaiian?
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: What social media platform used to be called twitter.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: X?
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: What word is used to represent a score of zero
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: in European football?
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Pass?
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: How many days are an a leap year and sixty six?
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: What three countries are hosting the World Cup of Soccer
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: this year? Woh, oh, my gosh?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Pass?
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: In professional sports, what does NBA stand for.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: National Basketball Association?
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: What board game puts you through college careers and family
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: milestones life? What type of cheese is commonly used in
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Greek cuisine o bea what is the last car in
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: a train? Commonly referred to a what word is used
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: to represent a score of zero in European football?
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, I mean yeah, yeah, we we. I
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: mean if you had an accent, that's.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Exactly how you'd say yes, yes, yes, yes. We do
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: have one more questions.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: It's okay, you know what, because we're deliberating on that one.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Let's do that last question and Amy, if you get it,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: you win. Okay, No pressure, God, no pressure though.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: What three countries are hosting the World Cup of Soccer
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: this year?
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: What?
• 45:35
  Speaker 7: Three countries?
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: And it starts now?
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, the FIFA World Cup?
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah so good? Nice?
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the Casey Clerk Show.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: This is the Casey Clerk Show.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: What are sports that you rather play than watch? World Cup?
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Feed for World Cup kicked off and a friend of
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: yours who plays soccer, Yeah, would rather play it than
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: watch it?
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she was like, I just you know, like
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: the activity. I like the grass under my feet. I
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: like to be a part of the action, but to
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: watch it, and hey, I get it. I personally I
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: love watching soccer, but when I watch it, I do
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: have moments where I'm like, I get why people get
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: bored of it. It's ninety minutes. The average soccer score
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: is probably one nil. You're watching one goal during all
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: of that.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: And I think we're the only not we're the only,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: but I think we've been raised on short attention span. Yes,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: you know, because if you go anywhere on the planet
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: other than I'm going to guess North America soccer slash football,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: they can't get enough of it. Oh man, right, I
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: mean it's like it's just.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Jam pass and almost any sport that is popular on
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: the other side of the world, the scores are very low.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: For the most part, we just we want, we want
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: all the time.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: We were talking about because there's there's no entertainment going
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: on a TV timeouts and stuff like that. This is
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: the first time, so we're both right, this is the
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: first time in ninety six years that there's going to
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: be a halftime show.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: At the final at the.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Final of the World Cup. Wow, first in one hundred years.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Because I went on, like, I don't remember ever that's happening.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Right, Halftime shows are not synonymous no football, And.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I get it. I totally get. It's just not their thing.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: So Jenny, we're asking you what's the sport that you'd
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: rather play than watch baseball?
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Baseball? I think that is that's going to be a
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: popular answer for sure. Do you find it really boring
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: to watch? Oh yeah, okay, you know what, other like
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: even live you go to a live I yeah, watch
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: everything around me and I don't watch one second of
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: the bad.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it is so slow paced.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: So I would say it's one of the best live
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: sports to watch. I get finding it boring on TV,
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: but man, there's so much going on in stadiums.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Ah yeah, well, but not on the field, I guess.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: It is a very slow game. In fact, it is
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: so slow. How slow is it they had to make
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: a rule to make sure that the pitchers don't take
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: their time, you.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: Know what I mean.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: So that just indicates how slow the game is. When
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: now you have to do a rule to say, giddy up?
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: What about this, I'm gonna switch it a game that
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I'd rather watch than play tennis?
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'll.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Rather watch tennis than play it because when I play tennis,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: it's not really no fun, Like, you know, I can't
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: get it over the net and I'm chasing a ball.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: It's literally one of the hardest sports I've ever tried to.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: And then it's you're not really you're just chasing. But
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: when I watched tennis, I'm like, this is.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Awesome exactly, that's good.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Casey Clerks.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: Show, this is the Casey Clerk Show.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: World Cup action. You're going to get wrapped up into
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: it or you're not. I think it's it's basically going
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: to be right down the middle.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: And I mean you might start off really excited. It
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: is over a month long.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Oh that's the other thing to you, right.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: You're anticipa should make Wayne slightly.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Isn't that wild? And again, it is such a different
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: way of watching soccer slash football in North America versus
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: anywhere else on the planet. I feel that everybody just
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: they just can't wait and they can't get enough of it.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: And you're always like high octan, so excited every single.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Test, every single Yeah, it is crazy.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: I think you really raise a good point. We watched
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: sports so differently in North America. We just need stuff
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: all the time to be happening. We can't wait.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: So we're asking you what sport do you like to do?
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: But not a big fan of watching kind of like
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: soccer Jess, you said the same thing about that, because
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: you played soccer for a while and you're like, I
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: can't I can't watch it. Let's reverse it. Let's say
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: let's go with what about sports that you can watch
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: but you you don't actually want to play.
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to say something like rugby or something.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Like oh yeah, I guess.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: And and the guys, particularly rugby, I find very attractive.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, actually women's women's.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I was talking men. Yeah, I mean sure, yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, no,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I do. I don't know because I listen. I used
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: to play rugby and I only played it for three
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: seasons because it's a very violent game.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: The Casey Clark Show.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: This has been another episode of The Casey Clark Shows
• 50:51
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