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- 0:00it's just you and I tonight Luke yeah just the two of us as uh as a romantic
- 0:06little intimate podcast welcome to multiple
- 0:10nerdgasm your destination for all things
- 0:15nerdy uh one of the primary requests from listeners particularly our
- 0:18International listeners um they ask that we introduce ourselves at the beginning
- 0:24of the show because um apparently we all
- 0:27sound quite similar we do to to people from overseas yeah oh okay that and I
- 0:33mean they just don't know who's who so uh I'm Matt and I'm Luke and that's uh
- 0:38that's an easy one for this week yeah Johnny fuckpig can't be here tonight
- 0:42that's right he's uh he's been working flat out and so unfortunately we've had
- 0:46to proceed without him but um hopefully back next week exactly yeah yeah yeah oh
- 0:52and uh before we get into it also I would like to thank everybody for
- 0:56entering our competition to win tickets to um bonus
- 1:01stage I do I get a thank you I entered but I only found out I can't win it
- 1:05after right so you did get the question correct and that the answer correct and
- 1:09that that's that was your most important concern was that you wanted to make sure
- 1:12everybody knew that you knew the answer I did without Google yeah I heard the
- 1:16question didn't know beforehand what the question was I was listening to the
- 1:19podcast I went that's NBA JM yeah so uh for those who didn't participate we
- 1:26apologize for that hopefully we'll be able to offer it again thanks a big
- 1:28thanks to Carlo and Ben for giving us the um the the free pass there's uh
- 1:33double pass to uh bonus stage which is a video game talk show that's on every
- 1:37month now here in Sydney uh so if you're in Sydney and that's your kind of thing
- 1:42and if you're listening to this podcast it should be uh then stay tuned because
- 1:48uh hopefully we'll be able to offer offer something like that again I'm
- 1:52hoping to still make it up next Wednesday oh this Wednesday I don't know
- 1:57if I can it'll be a drive up drive back type of thing but if I'm there come say
- 2:01hi yeah yeah and yeah same I'll be there with Jenna so um you know come say hello
- 2:04if you if you're already there um yeah we'd love to love to meet you all maybe we'll
- 2:11see but I assume we'd like to meet you yeah I mean I haven't met anyone yet
- 2:17who's who's ruined that no so um but any me there's always there's always time
- 2:22for someone to to ruin it for you all so
- 2:28yeah all right so should we kick it off with uh with some news I think we should
- 2:34so as you know uh the new Mad Max movie just came out yeah yeah and apparently
- 2:39apparently it's [ __ ] awesome well not everyone thinks that it
- 2:44is MHM right okay well there's always one well there's well there's maybe
- 2:51maybe a little group of people in America uh the men's right activists
- 2:56they're calling for a boycott on it men's rights activists yeah yeah yeah
- 3:00evidently um you know fast cars explosions all this it's um all putting
- 3:06forward the feminist agenda right right let me see you know what I you put a you
- 3:13put this in here and said people thought it was sexist and I assumed it was going
- 3:17to be the opposite I'll be honest I did not I did not expect this result yes
- 3:23that's very interesting from what I've seen this guy has actually even seen the
- 3:26movie yet seen the trailers and went M Max say like four things well that's the
- 3:30magic of the internet you don't need to actually have seen a film to judge it or
- 3:34played a game or or done anything in particular well in the trailer like a
- 3:39female a woman yells at Mad Max barks orders at him can't have that that's
- 3:45That's the basis of his yeah his complaint H the one line I love about
- 3:52this here we go uh clar writes that he's concerned men in America and around the
- 3:56world be duped by explosions fire tornadoes and desert Raiders into seeing
- 4:00what is guaranteed to be nothing more than feminist propaganda while at the
- 4:04same time being insulted and tricked into viewing a piece of American culture
- 4:10ruined and written right in front of their eyes
- 4:14um it's Australian yeah Mad Max is uh is
- 4:18very very Australian yeah it's in fact it's the one good one we have the one
- 4:23good series I think apart from home and away so yeah I just found that very
- 4:29amusing
- 5:30um I think sh's there on from what I've seen plays a pretty good badass so um uh
- 5:36yeah and I haven't heard a single apart from this idiot I haven't heard a single
- 5:39bad word about it everyone seems to be raving about it I don't think he can
- 5:42take a review from somebody who hasn't seen the movie no no no not unless it's
- 5:47Dave yeah yeah I wonder what he thinks of it I tell you he thinks it's [ __ ] that's
- 5:53what Dave thinks of it well it's a movie that's been
- 5:57released yeah so I think I'm going to go see it this week yeah I'm hopefully
- 6:01going to see it tomorrow well which will be sorry last Tuesday when you hear this
- 6:06so I'll have seen it when you hear this but yeah yeah yeah I don't see I've got I
- 6:12don't have a problem is it if she does talk in the movie no I don't have a
- 6:17problem with that at all some people I think this guy just is looking for
- 6:21attention the bad thing is we got it and we gave it to him as
- 6:25well oh that's that's true we did well let's I mean on the other side of the
- 6:31coin the side of the coin I thought we were going to be landing on um another
- 6:36another big uh release this this week uh this one's not out yet um but it's
- 6:42Witcher 3 so Witcher 3 comes out this week uh I'm very excited my pre-order
- 6:47has shipped it's on its way to me I know you shouldn't pre-order things because
- 6:52that encourages them to [ __ ] about half ass it yeah but I did so I'm sorry I
- 6:57just got excited when all the reviews gave it 10 out of 10 um but we've been
- 7:01through that before reviews 10 out of 10 BioShock Infinite which I still say was a I
- 7:08enjoyed the story the game wasn't the greatest yeah I agree I no my the big
- 7:15problem I had with BioShock Infinite was that by the time we got back CU When
- 7:20BioShock Infinite came out you and I were in the US yes and it was like a
- 7:25month before I was actually able to play it and everybody else had played it and
- 7:29wanted to talk about it so I was like [ __ ] so I had to sit down and and get
- 7:33through it and Shooters just aren't my thing and especially if I've got a rush
- 7:37and I'm I'm like kind of I I have to play it because I have to get through it
- 7:43so I can talk about it it felt like a chore and I don't know I didn't I didn't
- 7:47feel like the gameplay was that great but and I now I regret it because I do
- 7:52feel like the story line was good and I missed out on it like a bit so I still
- 7:57need to go back and play the DLC for yes see I haven't I haven't done that I
- 8:01mean I would like to play through the game again but I just don't have time
- 8:04I've got I mean I've got Witcher three coming well well with Witcher 3 coming
- 8:08out I decided I'll finally play a Witcher game oh yeah and I've tried to
- 8:13play one a few times but I've only got the PC and I don't know I have a hard
- 8:18time finding time to play PC games um Witcher the first game is the version
- 8:24that you'll get now is quite playable but it is very long and it's not as
- 8:30refined yeah um the version when it first came out was from I I didn't play
- 8:36it back then but from what I've heard it was completely unplayable because it was
- 8:39just such a complex complex thing and I mean it still is the the the version you
- 8:44get now there's you can get stuck so that certain quests you can't solve and
- 8:49apparently you can get to into certain situations where you can't finish the
- 8:52game oh god um that might not be true now they've patched those things but I
- 8:56mean it's great it's one of the first games where I actually felt like if I
- 9:02screwed something up it actually had an effect on the world like I we've talked
- 9:06about this before but the first Village that you get to there's a dwarf there
- 9:09and uh I was just chatting to him and I'm kind of a completionist so I tend to
- 9:13choose every dialogue option to see what happens yep so I made some silly joke
- 9:17about dwarves being short and he he basically said well [ __ ] you and then uh
- 9:24I couldn't I couldn't buy things from him anymore yeah I it's not like in um
- 9:29days gone by where you could go and just talk to the character and go through
- 9:32every single tree and then they just remember the last thing you said to them
- 9:36exactly you just got to you got to be a bit careful about that in particularly
- 9:38in these games like you you you can and and Witcher two actually from what I
- 9:43heard I didn't know this until recently so you I mean this might interest you
- 9:46since you're about to to yeah head into it apparently there's a decision that
- 9:51you make that kind of get makes the whole middle part of the game completely
- 9:55different I didn't know that like okay I mean I because I just played it yeah and
- 10:00and experienced it but apparently there's there's a whole completely
- 10:03different middle part of the game that you can play Oh depending on your choice I've just
- 10:10started Witcher 2 cuz I've decided I'll play that one cuz I got it ages ago in
- 10:15some sale that Xbox were having and I got it for $10 it's just been sitting
- 10:20there installed and I've never played it it was free uh with gold a little while
- 10:24ago yeah but no this is long before that like last year sometime it's a great
- 10:29it's really really good I like I'm a bit confused at the start yeah uh I'm really
- 10:35not quite sure what's happening well just stick with it if if if you can cuz
- 10:41it just really is [ __ ] awesome like I I will be good good and
- 10:48uh you didn't do the tutorial did you no I skipped
- 10:51that which may have been a little bit of a mistake but I'm going to stick with it
- 10:56I don't know if it'll help with the story line but it'll certainly help with
- 10:58things like cuz in Witcher games you've got to you got to do a bit of thinking
- 11:03and preparation before you you go off and Hunt cuz you yeah there's you know
- 11:08you've got to kill certain types of creatures and so you need to to to read
- 11:11up on them in game and then research the best way to fight them and kind of prep
- 11:16and I mean you probably can if you adjust the difficulty or whatever kind
- 11:22of just bash your way through it but I found the game was more enjoyable and
- 11:26and I got more out of it if I if I participated in all all that you know
- 11:30kind of well one of the things I just found out is you can't heal yourself in
- 11:33battle you actually have to take potions and stuff beforehand right yeah and just
- 11:39found that out cuz I am going to play through on normal yeah okay the way it's
- 11:42meant to be played so yeah you kind of have to buff yourself beforehand and
- 11:46prepare so like put the correct poisons on your blade and all that kind of jazz
- 11:51it's yeah so it's going to be a bit of a steep learning curve cuz I skipped that
- 11:56the tutorial but yeah I felt like I've played were enough tutorials that I
- 12:00could skip it but this one was a mistake but I'm going with it yeah no no I
- 12:05understand but uh I would recommend doing it well yeah as I mentioned Witch
- 12:10of three is on its way to me but uh as I also alluded to earlier uh
- 12:15unfortunately apparently a few people are upset that it might be a little bit
- 12:20sexist really yeah I mean this isn't I mean I obviously it's not an issue for
- 12:26me cuz I'm I'm a white male so well yeah I know in the first scene in which of
- 12:30two I wake up and I'm in bed with a
- 12:34naked redhe head uh I think that's Tris yes um and she's actually I don't know
- 12:41that they could complain about her too much she's quite a strong charact oh
- 12:45actually no they did complain about certain things well it's kind of just I
- 12:50I understand I do but I mean the other two games have been like that and it's
- 12:56it's set in a world that's based on a series of books and it's it's just this
- 12:59fantasy world that's set up like like you know life isn't great for a woman in
- 13:05that world unless she's a sorceress or something because then they're very
- 13:09powerful and they kind of rule everything and but I mean that's kind
- 13:14of there's a lot of a lot of fiction that's like that it's not like it's not
- 13:19like they've come out with this new thing and then everyone's shocked
- 13:22because it's it's really really sexist it's kind of like that's that's what
- 13:28fantasy fiction is is and I'm not saying that makes it okay I'm just saying you
- 13:31know what did you expect from from The Witcher you know like this is the game
- 13:36where this is the game where as a pre-order bonus for I think either the
- 13:40first one or the second one but you got a set of tarot cards that depicted all
- 13:43the main female characters topless like oh I remember that it's that's what the
- 13:49game is really it's it's he goes around and he bangs a bunch of chicks We've
- 13:53joked about that before as well like it's I don't know I don't disagree but
- 13:59also I don't but also I don't feel like it's I don't know like they're not
- 14:04saying that's how it should be no it's it's art well it's not every
- 14:11character female in that game is depicted like that no no but there's
- 14:15certainly second class to the men kind of thing in general life that depicted
- 14:21you know like if you're lower class in in the world of The Witcher you want to
- 14:26be a man yeah yeah like if you have to be one you have to be in that class you
- 14:32want to be a man because it's just gonna be it's just gonna be [ __ ] if you're
- 14:36not until really the last 50 years that's the way it's sort of been yeah
- 14:42we're not going to solve this problem on here obviously but I don't know it's a
- 14:47game people yeah it's a game and it's I mean this is not unexpected and I to be
- 14:51honest I think most of the the reviews haven't mentioned this at all there was
- 14:55just one in particular on um polygon where what's Arthur chares I think his
- 15:00name is or Gillies or something made a point of mentioning it that it kind of
- 15:04that he found it very noticeable and I don't know it just seems to be a trend lately not I
- 15:10mean to whether it's legitimate concern or not it seems
- 15:15to be a trend lately to just jump on that stuff and make a big deal out of it
- 15:20and I mean you know what people are probably going to argue that that's a
- 15:23good thing because it it points out that
- 15:27there's a problem but on the other hand like like for example in watch dogs when
- 15:33they made the the mission where you had to free or shut down the sex working
- 15:40business with they're selling the women that's trying to remember that
- 15:44well appar there a mission in Watchdogs where you kind of infiltrate a um like a
- 15:48sex work sex industry thing and they're selling women on the black market for
- 15:54for sex I assume um and and people said oh you know that's really really sexist
- 16:00and well I mean that's it it's based on unfortunately unfortunately it's based
- 16:06on on on fact and I mean yes it sucks that that's fact but I mean it's a game
- 16:12that tells a story that's based in a world like it's I don't know I seem
- 16:15people need to disconnect a bit more from from it and think about is the
- 16:19message that they're sending this is how it should be we should be selling these
- 16:23women or is the message you're fighting against this stuff in the game and I
- 16:30don't know I don't know just seems like I mean [ __ ] Jenna is not offended by
- 16:35that stuff like so I don't go around you know telling people they shouldn't put
- 16:39sexy ladies in The Witcher a lot of women like sexy ladies in The
- 16:44Witcher it's we're not going to solve it we we don't you're not going to win
- 16:48against the Internet it's not possible I know I don't know it just seems like
- 16:52it's a silly thing that's happening at the moment that's why when you said Mad
- 16:55Max I was like oh [ __ ] not again like yeah no no it's actually the other way
- 17:01around yeah uh I don't know people just need to
- 17:06grow up yeah look women are just better looking than we are so we we like
- 17:11looking at them more and when well that's when I think of something sexy I
- 17:15don't think of I'm sorry Luke but I don't think of Luke with his his manly
- 17:20beard like he's manly and I go oh he's a handsome man but he's not sexy you know
- 17:26like a sexy lady I hope you don't mind me saying that that look no no no I
- 17:30understand well I will when I play a game and if I get to choose which Char
- 17:34which gender I can be I always pick female cuz you want to look at a sexy lady exactly
- 17:40yeah I think we just proved them right so maybe we should move
- 17:45on but they also I think they come across as very strong and independent
- 17:50and yeah no I agree with that too actually depends but I mean I think in
- 17:54The Witcher they don't always and so I don't know again but it
- 17:59doesn't mean they're encouraging it it's just no it's a it's a [ __ ] fantasy
- 18:04story well it's sort of set hundreds of years ago like castles and stuff and
- 18:10King red all and that's it like it's based on mythology that probably you
- 18:15know I mean if you think about yeah I guess it is a bit misogynist
- 18:18but I don't know I don't know
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- 22:11um we we have a bit of uh a bit of Sasquatch news we
- 22:17[Music] dos well actually uh it's not so much Sasquatch news it's a it's a new
- 22:24Sasquatch series that Terry's Terry's managed to get funding for
- 22:29Terry got funding yeah I mean I I didn't think that to get up no he he came to me
- 22:35and he said uh I'm doing the show you know would you mind plugging it on the
- 22:37podcast I said absolutely so uh I've got I got a clip from the first episode if
- 22:43you want to hear it I'd love to all right here we go hello and welcome to the first
- 22:48episode of Sasquatch watch I'm Terry smallo professional Bigfoot hunter we're
- 22:53out in the piga scrub today hunting for the famous Australian yahi those of you
- 22:59unfamiliar with the yahi can check out my mate bongo's interview on YouTube I
- 23:03will say this though it's a dangerous creature and we need to be very very
- 23:08careful come on let's go Terry proceeds further into the scrub it's getting late
- 23:13now but he believes he's picked up a trail and like a dog with a bone Terry
- 23:18won't let go of the bone shh keep it
- 23:23quiet we're deep in the scrub now and I think whatever it is that we're tracking is
- 23:29nearby I've doubled back to make sure but I think this thing is actually
- 23:34tracking us it seems to be leaving Fresh Tracks behind us I've never seen
- 23:40droppings quite like this before
- 23:43they oh they they just kind of taste
- 23:48like Twigs it's very unusual
- 23:52wait I I hear some movement
- 23:56shh gotcha don't [ __ ] move or I'll blow your head
- 24:00off what what the hell are you oh wait put you weapon I mean you know har you
- 24:06been following us the [ __ ] do you want I am wondering why are you here me I'm
- 24:12hunting the yahi what about you are you a yoi no well then you better offer up
- 24:17some useful information before I lose my
- 24:20patience Yoda you seek Yoda Yoda is that
- 24:25is that the yah's name yes I'll just take me to him then patience patience
- 24:30what do you mean you disgusting little trite I'm teach you a lesson no what do
- 24:36you mean now how are you going to stop me for my Ally is the force yeah well I
- 24:41know I thing ought to about force myself yeah now take off that
- 24:48robe oh you're all green and wrinkly under there when 900 years old you reach
- 24:53look as good you are not well I'm going to try and enjoy this
- 24:59do or do not there is no
- 25:03try you asked for
- 25:07it stop it stop laughing at it stop
- 25:13it it's why you fail it is not plenty of women have said it's a good size and I
- 25:18looked it up on the internet and it's normal you must unlearn but you have
- 25:24flame shut up you just shut up turn the camera off turn the turn the [ __ ]
- 25:29camera off and that's all we have time for this week join us again next week as
- 25:33Terry hunts for the legendary abominable snowman in the Himalayan Mountains it
- 25:38should be very educational who the hell is funding this show
- 25:45sh unless you prefer to wake out a little Sasquatch pis yeah yeah a very
- 25:50little Sasquatch penis from what I've seen you
- 25:54sh so there we go wow the first episode of Sasquatch
- 26:00watch I really hope he's able to keep that going so do I yeah well I mean yeah
- 26:06they they've apparently they've already started shooting the the Himalayan
- 26:09Mountains uh episode so um like we're lucky maybe we can we can hear a clip
- 26:14from that next time that' be great yeah yeah yeah he's uh I mean things don't
- 26:20always work out as you heard I mean uh I don't think he always hiccups with projects like
- 26:26this but he's got I mean he didn't find the yahi but he certainly
- 26:30delivered on an entertaining show
- 26:35so so speaking of entertaining um we've
- 26:38seen a film we have that we both agreed was pretty entertaining I think I I I
- 26:44enjoyed it wasn't as good as the first one still a good movie okay all right um
- 26:48Age of Ultron yeah Avengers dose uh
- 26:52that's the Spanish title I think so um I think uh It's A Hard movie
- 26:59I think it's a very hard thing to do cuz there are so many characters now yeah
- 27:04yeah there there are a lot of characters yeah and it's not a lot of time to give
- 27:07them each their own story mhm agreed
- 27:11and um I think he did a good job yeah I'm s he's not coming back for the
- 27:17others yeah he uh I read an interview with him uh and he's seems pretty worn
- 27:24out by the whole thing which doesn't surprise me I mean it it's a lot of
- 27:27stress like like to go to be asked to do this thing and then they don't even know
- 27:31if it's going to work and then oh look it's the biggest film ever and now you
- 27:35have to make another one another one and we want it to be just as good yeah so I
- 27:40can see how that could be a little draining and especially with what the
- 27:43backlash he gets yeah cuz people aren't happy cuz
- 27:49internet yeah so uh well I mean we should talk about the film as well but
- 27:54before I mean in case you don't know J when the director WR WR and director of
- 27:59um Avengers and Avengers Age of Ultron um he quit Twitter uh at first people
- 28:04thought it was because he was getting some backlash uh regarding black
- 28:10widow's uh character development in age of which I think the people who were
- 28:16upset about it missed the point yeah character again this is I people just
- 28:21seem to be jumping on this at the moment and I mean it's one of those things where if
- 28:26there was a valid argument like just I've stopped listening now because every
- 28:30time it comes up I'm like oh not this again yeah um because and he said that
- 28:35it's not because of that he doesn't care about that like he said there's people
- 28:38been horrible to him on Twitter ever since he got on there so he really
- 28:41doesn't care well the thing he's probably been there long enough that he
- 28:44understands that you just need to ignore them yeah exactly right yeah so he um he
- 28:50said that he he wants to go away and write something uh and he can't do that
- 28:54while he has Twitter because he ends up just chatting with people all day or or
- 28:58you know browsing the web or whatever and I'm like I understand that so that's
- 29:02apparently the real reason that he's not on Twitter okay but um I really really
- 29:09liked Age of Ultron uh it's not perfect and I I do think I enjoyed the first one
- 29:15more because or maybe because of the novelty as well um of just the fact that
- 29:22it brought all the Avengers together and then they were all together there and at
- 29:25the end and it was like wow like they did it thing really liked at the start
- 29:29it was it was just straight into it there was no introdu introducing any
- 29:35characters it was hey we're going to attack this and straight into it yeah
- 29:40yeah I agree I mean we don't need any more origin stories no uh even I mean
- 29:46this is not huge news but they may be casting uh that kid from Enders Game as
- 29:49the new Spider-Man and hopefully he'll just be Spider-Man and we can just we
- 29:53know we know how it became Spider-Man just walk in and go oh hi it's Peter
- 29:57Parker yeah I'm we're familiar with with the story let's let's get on with him
- 30:01being a superhero now yeah um so that was good I mean obviously Ultron had a
- 30:05had an origin story uh which from what I understand is a bit different to the
- 30:09comics um there's two lots of comics from what I've seen I did try to read
- 30:12them and I always get confused when I try and well don't they every now and again just
- 30:18reboot so I'm not quite sure uh I actually I got a a free trial of U
- 30:25Marvel unlimited and so I grabbed that and I thought oh I'll have a read and
- 30:27then I got I just I mean they even give you a a recommended reading order but I
- 30:32thought the series was older than the comics that I was reading they look very
- 30:36like recent the comics so okay I don't know but um I thought my main complaint
- 30:43with the film uh was that I thought
- 30:48ultron's plan in general was fairly vague and uh difficult to
- 30:54understand I didn't really know what he was up to in each scene and I know that
- 31:00he he his motivations evolved as he went along like at first he
- 31:05was we're going to talk about spoilers sorry yeah yeah sorry if you don't like
- 31:09spoilers just fast forward for 5 minutes 10 minutes yeah yeah so I know that he
- 31:13wanted to wipe out the Avengers at first because he thought that the humans would
- 31:17never have peace while the Avengers were there yeah
- 31:20which I guess kind of makes sense um and but then as it went on he was then just
- 31:27trying to kill everybody yeah and I think I get that he he realized that in
- 31:34order for there to be peace there had to be no humans even sort of or he maybe he
- 31:38went crazy or I don't know I thought the progression didn't see didn't work as
- 31:43escalated very quickly yeah and it wasn't clear like what led him to those
- 31:48conclusions to me I mean I I should watch it again I think maybe it'll be
- 31:51clear cuz the other problem with the film I guess is that it's [ __ ] dense
- 31:56like there is a lot going as you said so many characters they all got to have a
- 32:00little bit of a story in there I thought Thor's Thor was left out a bit I thought
- 32:06he um he went off at one point and had a little Adventure but they didn't show
- 32:11much no there was a there was a part of the movie which I think they really
- 32:15skipped over which was when the Scarlet Witch gave them all these nightmares
- 32:19yeah all these things that they had to deal with I think they skipped over some
- 32:23of the characters actually dealing with that yeah sure like you did have like
- 32:27the witch like went through and discussed like everything but then you
- 32:31had like Captain America IM man who just chopped wood it seemed yeah right yeah
- 32:37we're cool see you later y yeah I just think but I I think that may be just
- 32:42because it was so big that you couldn't there was no time to actually go through
- 32:47everyone dealing with it as much yeah apparently the original cut of it was
- 32:50like three and a half hours or something and they were like no so I don't know
- 32:56why they cut that back like it's they're going to get people to go see it let it
- 33:00go for that long I mean they'll probably release that version of it because they
- 33:05can make them a money so well if they can release Transformers 4 and that goes for 3
- 33:12hours [ __ ] that
- 33:14movie yeah yeah I know it's uh
- 33:20yeah but yeah it was it's just very dense there's a lot to take in um did
- 33:26what did you think about um hawkey's family I thought that was a surprise
- 33:30actually I didn't uh I didn't expect that and I I liked it I like that I
- 33:35really liked at the towards the end when they addressed the fact that like what
- 33:39the [ __ ] is Hawkeye doing there yeah like I mean but on by the same token
- 33:44though I think Black Widow should have got the same treatment a bit cuz yeah I
- 33:48mean she's just a human as well as far as I'm aware uh she's especially trained
- 33:51assassin but then so is is hawy but he's got a bow and arrow I guess is the other
- 33:55other conceit that's a bit silly at least she uses guns yeah what does he
- 34:00say at one point he's like there are robots and lasers and superheroes and
- 34:04I'm here with a bow and arrow and this doesn't make any sense or something
- 34:07along those lines and I made me laugh cuz I was like yeah and I like the fact
- 34:11that they acknowledge that cuz it does make no sense at all no it is silly but
- 34:17but they're Comics yeah and he's he's a great character he yeah he to be honest
- 34:22had some of the best the best character development best laughs and everything
- 34:26this was this movie was more him than anything else yeah I I thought they were
- 34:30going to I mean this is probably intentional but I thought they were
- 34:33going to like ride him out or kill him
- 34:35off or CU they did set up for him to
- 34:40maybe may maybe die even and then you know what I think it really was is was
- 34:45to show that he has a family and sort of get Captain America to meet his family
- 34:50as well cuz it's setting itself up for like the Civil War coming up oh right
- 34:55course and remember whole where everyone has to register if there superhero yeah
- 34:59and so Captain America is the one against that and so he's going to see
- 35:02that hawkey's got this to lose yeah the whole idea was he's meant to be
- 35:08anonymous so his family can be safe you're right Luke you're right and also
- 35:12yeah because he could have had that with uh with what's her name asent Carter
- 35:18yeah and uh is it asent Carter or I think it's aan yeah and um but they he's
- 35:24the one in the first one that died no no no Carter no no no the girl girl yeah
- 35:29the girl no who's the one who died in the first one uh and came back in two no
- 35:35no the The Shield agent yeah the guy who died and came back in number two oh was
- 35:40he into yeah he was the Winter
- 35:44Soldier what's his no no no no no not him a different guy the one that had the playing
- 35:51cards oh in Avengers cson yeah cuz he's alive again oh that's another
- 35:56interesting point actually yeah he is alive again but you notice he wasn't in
- 35:59the movie and I think I know why they didn't put him in the movie because from
- 36:03what I've heard you can watch Agents of Shield yeah and you watch the last
- 36:07episode of asan shield and go and watch a Voltron and it picks off straight away
- 36:12yeah not everyone's watching that television show exactly yeah and so a
- 36:16lot of people who just go see the movies and sorry to say I'm actually one of
- 36:20them I haven't seen wouldn't understand why the hell he's still alive yeah
- 36:25exactly that's what they said the that if they put cson in there everyone's
- 36:28like the [ __ ] that guy died and that was like a major plot point of the first
- 36:31film yep so um apparently they have to do a lot of juggling with that stuff now
- 36:37and it's it's only going to get worse because they've got however many
- 36:40freaking film FR franchises now cuz the ant-man's coming out black panthers
- 36:43coming out um M uh uh [ __ ] Captain Marvel Captain
- 36:50Marvel uh [ __ ] Spiderwoman I think they're doing a Spiderwoman one as well
- 36:54like spider woman's a weird one for me yeah yeah why is that um I've never
- 37:01spider wasn't really a big character that I've ever really heard of before Oh
- 37:05okay like I know that's that but it just seems I don't know try I'd be more so
- 37:10going with the actual stronger female characters out
- 37:14there yeah instead of just like bringing in like a She-Hulk or Spider Woman which
- 37:19is just the same character but has breasts yeah that's right She-Hulk is [ __ ]
- 37:25weird I don't I don't get She-Hulk oh I mean I do I understand why she exists I
- 37:29just I think it's weird but I did like the end of the
- 37:33movie where they basically everyone goes off their own way and they introduce the
- 37:38new Avengers yeah yeah I thought that was good cuz it's the Avengers aren't a
- 37:42set group of people it's just whoever's in the team at the time y whoever Nick
- 37:47can get together well Nick is he still yeah Nick's still I think yeah Nick
- 37:52there he's the boss still or is Cap the boss Steve
- 37:58uh I think Nick's the boss but Steve's the leader right if that Mak sense
- 38:05sure yeah yeah so yeah I know I really liked
- 38:09it um trying to think if I had anything
- 38:12else to mention specifically about it
- 38:17um I I thought some of the action
- 38:22sequences were a bit I talked about this last time when we talked about
- 38:28Transformers and that there's this thing lately where everything's too tight in
- 38:32and you can't see what's happening I always find a bit disorienting um there
- 38:36were a couple of sections that were like that uh I think because the environment
- 38:40they were in was very small and so it was supposed to make it feel more more
- 38:45like that but then others like when Hulk and Iron Man uh you know Iron Man the
- 38:50Hulkbuster and yeah they thought I thought that that was fine that was that
- 38:54oh that was hilarious I I enjoyed that fight yeah the whole go to sleep go to
- 38:58sleep yeah yeah yeah there some good good fun oh actually one of my favorite
- 39:03moments was uh was it was set up early when they're all trying to pick up um
- 39:09mner and uh no one picks up but then
- 39:13when Captain America goes to pick it up Thor looks worried ah yeah just cuz he
- 39:18moves it just that little bit yeah and he looks he looks a bit worried and then
- 39:21later on when um when Vision just picks it up and hands it to him and he like he
- 39:26says I guess there's no way I can convince you to trust me but um we need
- 39:30to move and picks it up yeah that was very good um hear everyone in the cinema
- 39:35go a see I had I had a lot of people in my cinema I saw it on the um the night
- 39:41before it was actually released oh ly D and one thing that really annoys me
- 39:47movies is people who clap they do it once and then they get clap
- 39:53happy where there are some sort where I'm going that wasn't wor a clap we know
- 39:59Nick Fury's alive like it's just SE Jackson rocking up we don't need to clap for him
- 40:05right well people get
- 40:10excited but I don't know we're get this year is really a bit slow for S comic
- 40:15book movies coming out M we've only got two more this year but next year it just
- 40:19gets crazy it's a bit slow for going we're [ __ ] flooded by them well this
- 40:25year we've only we've only got Ant-Man and Fantastic Four coming out this year
- 40:29yeah I yeah I see what you mean yeah next year we've got six well Batman
- 40:34versus Superman but Marvel we're talking on yeah I just include all yeah right as
- 40:39in comic books but I don't know I don't know if DC can do what Marvel have done
- 40:44H they're going to try I think but uh yeah I don't know either I agree I
- 40:49think cuz have you seen the picture of um Suicide Squad yeah yeah what did you
- 40:54think of that by the way um well I think they're going for more of a
- 41:00real life take on the superheroes right yeah Marvel are going comic books yeah
- 41:06they're trying to mix it in with real life I think so they're trying to be a
- 41:09little bit different by doing by doing the same thing but I don't know how if
- 41:12it can work yeah if I'm going in to see a comic book movie I want something
- 41:18that's over the top yeah yeah I want
- 41:21Tony Stark flying around and yeah the Hulk and the the goofy comedy and stuff
- 41:27with it I think yeah well I mean we'll see I mean it trailer trailer for Batman
- 41:34v Superman it doesn't look funny no it doesn't look funny at all it's very
- 41:39serious where all the comic all the Marvel they do have that bit of humor in
- 41:43there which I think yeah lightens it a bit cuz remember they are Comics yeah
- 41:48absolutely yeah they definitely all have have little jokes and light-hearted
- 41:52moments in them uh I thought I saw the Jared letter photo of as the Joker I
- 41:57don't know about that Harley Quinn I saw and I'm
- 42:03just I think I'm just used to seeing the hary Quinn from the comics um the
- 42:07cartoon yeah okay with the with the proper Harley suit and everything
- 42:12yeah but we'll wait and see that was that's out next to year which yeah they
- 42:17keep making Harley [ __ ] and [ __ ] yeah even the the games did it too yeah
- 42:23they I think they backed off a bit from that for Arkham Knight didn't they yeah
- 42:27but that was crap no no no Arkham Knight the new one I
- 42:32think her I think she looks a bit more cool unless just you know I haven't
- 42:39actually seen much of that that comes out next month I think yeah yeah yeah
- 42:43that's another one I'm excited about yeah I'm looking forward to that one
- 42:46love those games cuz the third one was made by a different company yes and was
- 42:51crap yes and then the original ones have come back and gone we'll finish it off
- 42:56yeah and just forget about about that other one I think they were always going
- 42:59to is just that they got Arkham Origins you know cuz I still think the
- 43:04first the first game is still my favorite one yeah oh I liked Arkham City
- 43:09I I did enjoy it I like both but I did like just the cuz a lot of Arkham cities you're
- 43:15just sort of flying around the city a bit whereas the actual the first one
- 43:20it's just you're in Arkham Asylum you're just walking around and just a little
- 43:24bit more compact it doesn't need to be a huge City okay free Ro
- 43:30H yeah I'm excited about the new one as well um a game I was excited about uh
- 43:36that I can probably stop being excited about now was the new Silent Hill game that they
- 43:43Hills yeah that's a bit of a shock that
- 43:47they they just stopped yep apparently it's just uh it's just not happening now
- 43:52which is weird because they put out that demo and everyone was loving it yeah
- 43:56that people are trying to sell their um cuz you can't even get it on the
- 44:01PlayStation Store anymore yeah right even if you already had it downloaded
- 44:05before you can't redownload it so unless you have it installed on your
- 44:09PlayStation you can't you don't have it anymore so bizarre people I don't know
- 44:14if they s but they try to sell their PlayStations on eBay for like $33,000
- 44:19Jesus I don't think it' be worth that no probably not but uh what's his name left
- 44:26um oh I can't I'm not going to pronounce
- 44:30his name or remember it UMO deloro no
- 44:35the other one kohima kohima yeah I think that's him yeah hideo kohima whatever
- 44:41his name is yeah cuz he's left and they've um
- 44:45K who makes it it's Konami Konami they've just taken his name off
- 44:51everything yeah right it's a really bad breakup yeah
- 44:58um so I don't know if we'll ever get to hear the full story but from what I have
- 45:03heard uh keni decided to go make mobile
- 45:08games right to get away from the whole console thing and I think that's maybe
- 45:13where this has come from where the guys will be making like these metal gear and
- 45:17Silent Hill they've gone we're not here to make your crappy mobile games that
- 45:21are in that purchases they want to make actual games so I like understand that
- 45:28but yeah that's I don't know it just seems weird that like for Silent Hills
- 45:31for everyone was looking forward to that game yeah it seemed like a no-brainer
- 45:36like everyone was excited and they had like delor was attached Norman Reus is
- 45:39Big at the moment Walking Dead like they had him in it and like I'm just man cuz
- 45:45this was announced so long ago like did they throw away a lot of work or they
- 45:49not started or I don't know I don't know these things happen I suppose like I was
- 45:55reading just a briefly with the Marvel stuff again I was reading about uh
- 46:00Ant-Man because you know Edgar Wright was supposed to direct that originally
- 46:03he was the one who was behind getting it made yeah and then apparently um I think
- 46:08this is in the Jos wh interview which I'll I'll link in the show notes um he
- 46:13said that apparently it was just like it was the week before shooting or
- 46:17something or or shortly beforehand and then there were just some details that
- 46:21that he and the studio couldn't agree upon and he was like you know what this
- 46:24isn't going to work and he just walked away maybe it's maybe it's a similar
- 46:29thing like there was just they couldn't agree on things creative creatively yeah
- 46:36I don't know but you you mentioned that you mentioned you thought somebody else had
- 46:40left or something and yeah I I heard that someone else had left I'll just
- 46:44have a quick Google go ahead um no I can't find it I I heard that someone
- 46:51else has left as well someone quite big there okay and so they all bailing
- 46:57because of it yeah I think it's because keni decided we're going to go to this
- 47:02down this other Road and okay which I don't know it's a shame but I was a fan
- 47:09of the first two metal gears and then
- 47:13they changed how it is the same with Silent Hill mhm they made it more action
- 47:19based yeah which just seems to happen with a lot of games yeah especially that
- 47:25horror franchise yeah like what's another one dead space Oh yeah Dead
- 47:31Space 3 is completely different to Dead Space yeah I haven't played this 3 I've
- 47:35got it I've had it for a long time I just haven't played it it's yeah they
- 47:40more actually more accident and it's so people actually do like the horror genre
- 47:44yeah definitely it's that's why you the name gets out there and people go out
- 47:48and buy it and then but the games people always talk about in the horror genre
- 47:52like AR I mean there's no new ones that have been really that popular I think
- 47:56most of the big ones have been on were on black PlayStation like Silent Hill 2
- 47:59and Resident Evil uh oh yeah Resident Evil the originals um you know uh
- 48:04project zero or uh was it called as well um they had two names project zero
- 48:10and um [ __ ] the you have to take photos of
- 48:15the ghosts oh yeah that was called something else
- 48:19overseas um but uh or uh hidden siren was it called but yeah all these games
- 48:25that they're great people love and then they go yep we'll make a sequel and then
- 48:29we'll make another Sequel and we'll just keep moving further and further away
- 48:32from what people liked yeah forbidden siren not hidden siren sorry ah
- 48:38yep yeah I don't know and and also I think one of the things I was talking to
- 48:43someone about this someone someone asked me if they should play Silent Hill 2 and
- 48:47I said yes because it's really great and it's but part of the scary factor of it
- 48:52is that it's really really hard to control and
- 49:57if you don't mind Luke before we go yeah I would uh I'd like to get into some
- 50:02[ __ ] crimes oh okay while the other brothers are doing time listen up it's [ __ ]
- 50:09crimes oh I really like that jingle I do too so um I thought maybe I could just
- 50:15run a few crimes past you okay and you could uh you could inform the listeners
- 50:19on how they how they can go about uh going about doing it better okay I can
- 50:23do that um let's begin here uh a woman
- 50:28has been arrested from a pet store uh as it was reported that she walked off with
- 50:34a $200 puppy in her purse so if you were going to steal a
- 50:38puppy from a pet shop how would you go about it okay here's the problem she walked
- 50:45out with her inner purse uhhuh there's leads in that
- 50:49store you steal the lead you steal the collar you throw that puppy on the lead
- 50:54and go what this is my dog you're trying to hide it so people think you're
- 50:58stealing it but if you just walk out there with dog in a lead hide Plain Sight exactly
- 51:05genius genius all right it's easy one a British murderous taking his car
- 51:12for a spin through a public fountain for a free car wash was caught on camera and by the
- 51:18police um okay uh don't have your phone
- 51:23number on your car I'm just assuming people do that still where they run
- 51:28through like camera and they've got their phone number on it cuz they're
- 51:30selling it um that's fair that's fair uh I mean number plates are plates are
- 51:37another one I don't know I was getting to that but take those I wanted to point
- 51:41out the for sale phone number thing cuz that that tends to get a lot of people
- 51:44they remember the number plates but they forget about that
- 51:48yeah does that really happen very often that I've heard of that happening a few
- 51:53times where people will like cover up their number plates go through uh camera
- 51:57and they'll all be like in there laughing and then the cops just give
- 52:00them a call and go hi like to come around and see the car they go around
- 52:04and go here's your ticket all right very good all right but
- 52:11so maybe this guy should just use his hose to wash the car or something well
- 52:15yeah like yeah wouldn't it just be easier just to um get driveing someone's
- 52:20front yard and just steal water from their hose yeah cuz I'm just trying to think about a
- 52:25fountain normally fountains you have to sort of drive up them there sort of
- 52:30there'd be a lip hm they're not just flat yeah yeah you got to you probably
- 52:35going to be doing some damage to your car so just drive to someone's front
- 52:38yard mhm do the donuts of things first you don't want to do when you're leaving
- 52:43cuz you've just cleaned the car yeah you know what you could do you could do a
- 52:47big do a big series of donuts and then finish by knocking their um their tap
- 52:52out of in the front of the I don't know if they have Taps like the this
- 52:57elsewhere in the world did you have this you guys had this I assume as well we
- 53:02had a tap in the middle of the [ __ ] yard for some reason I one of the houses
- 53:06I grew up when I was young yes who does that like what the [ __ ] is it doing
- 53:10there put it put against the wall or something right in the middle and it
- 53:13sort of just really got in the way what is it with Australia and that like I've
- 53:18I mean I'm trying to think I've had a couple of houses where I think that's
- 53:21been the case and when we were young once my brother uh were at a friend's
- 53:24house he was riding his his motor bike and then again tap in the middle of the
- 53:28[ __ ] yard took it out like his little you know peeee 50 or whatever it was
- 53:32motorbike yep and then yeah
- 53:38anyway so there we go I think we told him how to do that one all right A man
- 53:44was caught drink driving who but he could have walked 100
- 53:48meters to his home instead of getting in the car I mean this one seems quite
- 53:52obvious but maybe you maybe there's some trick to it get a lift get a
- 53:58lift 100 me um yeah this one uh I I've no drink
- 54:04driving no I'm not going to teach people how to do that you're not into drink
- 54:08driving no I'm a great drink driver are you yeah remember that night
- 54:14where we played at days where we all drank and then throughout the night just
- 54:18kept playing that racing game to see if it's at the best car I thought you going
- 54:22to tell some I thought you were going to tell some story about how like
- 55:26um an 86-year-old Japanese woman who allegedly carried on cashing her
- 55:31parents' pension for half a century after they died has been arrested
- 55:35Century has been arrested so how would you how would you pull that one off um I
- 55:40think she had it done I would get point you have to get pointage from her like
- 55:45wow that's half a century for both her parents that I've got no advice for her
- 55:51okay all right she's just she's a master yeah all right um what do we got here
- 55:57late April Jeff Waters casually walked into the Jacksonville Bank of America
- 56:01and attempted to cash a TR cash a check for $368
- 56:06[Laughter] billion um did he think the check was
- 56:11real or I don't know but I think I want to clarify cash a check doesn't that
- 56:16mean you want it in cash yeah yeah so uh
- 56:20um yeah nice try that yeah that you just
- 56:23need to you need to set realistic goals
- 56:28yeah so if you think you could get away with a check being cashed maybe keep it
- 56:33under 1,000 I think under 1,000 if that had been $360 OD doll they probably wouldn't
- 56:40have looked at it twice yeah over a th000 I think they'll sort of take a bit
- 56:44more interest so yeah yeah I don't think you're allow I don't think you can do
- 56:48that in Australia can you just cash a check you get the horrible Payday
- 56:53advances one where you take your check in and they'll give you the money but
- 56:56they'll take 10% for themselves right yeah no that doesn't seem like a
- 57:02good idea all right well I think that's uh that might be all we have time for
- 57:05for [ __ ] crimes this week I enjoy it I do too while the other brothers are
- 57:11doing time listen up it's C crimes I don't think we've got anything strong to
- 57:16end on I'm sorry God damn it that's disappointing yeah this this this never
- 57:21happens to me swear it's my first time I'm just really excited about you oh
- 57:27thanks man you're very beautiful oh you're so sweet I was talking to the
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