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- 0:00I
- 0:00forgot
- 0:01actually
- 0:01that
- 0:02you
- 0:02did
- 0:02sing
- 0:03because
- 0:03the
- 0:03last
- 0:04big
- 0:04show
- 0:04I
- 0:04saw
- 0:05you
- 0:05at
- 0:06was
- 0:06in
- 0:06by
- 0:07the
- 0:07Sea.
- 0:08Oh,
- 0:08yeah,
- 0:08Queen
- 0:08Elizabeth.
- 0:09He
- 0:09opened
- 0:10it
- 0:10with
- 0:10singing.
- 0:10Yes,
- 0:11I
- 0:11remember
- 0:11correctly.
- 0:12Funny,
- 0:12because
- 0:13a
- 0:13lot
- 0:13of
- 0:13people
- 0:14obviously
- 0:14just
- 0:15think
- 0:15I'm
- 0:15a
- 0:15comedian
- 0:16and
- 0:16Kenny,
- 0:17hold
- 0:17a
- 0:17note.
- 0:18And
- 0:18he's
- 0:19always
- 0:19laughing
- 0:19at
- 0:19me
- 0:20because
- 0:20he's
- 0:20like,
- 0:20why
- 0:20don't
- 0:20they
- 0:21know
- 0:21you
- 0:21can
- 0:21sing?
- 0:21You
- 0:22can't
- 0:22sing.
- 0:23It's
- 0:23not
- 0:23like
- 0:23it's
- 0:24bad.
- 0:24And
- 0:24you
- 0:24know,
- 0:25the
- 0:25real
- 0:26reason
- 0:26is
- 0:26I've
- 0:26always
- 0:27admired
- 0:28like
- 0:28Jamie
- 0:28Foxx
- 0:29who
- 0:29does
- 0:29it
- 0:29all.
- 0:30He
- 0:30sings,
- 0:31he
- 0:32plays,
- 0:32and
- 0:32I
- 0:32think
- 0:33those
- 0:33are
- 0:33one
- 0:33of
- 0:33the
- 0:34greats.
- 0:34And
- 0:34I
- 0:34think
- 0:34when
- 0:35you
- 0:35come
- 0:35out
- 0:35with
- 0:36a
- 0:36talent
- 0:36and
- 0:36then
- 0:36your
- 0:37audience
- 0:37sees
- 0:38another
- 0:38talent,
- 0:39they
- 0:39kind
- 0:39of
- 0:40go,
- 0:40whoa,
- 0:40when
- 0:40did
- 0:41he
- 0:41find
- 0:41time
- 0:41to
- 0:41do
- 0:41this?
- 0:42So
- 0:42I
- 0:42do
- 0:43do
- 0:43that
- 0:43and
- 0:43put
- 0:43it
- 0:43as
- 0:44a
- 0:44part
- 0:44of
- 0:44my
- 0:44entertainment
- 0:45when
- 0:45I
- 0:45perform.
- 0:46Would
- 0:47you.
- 0:47Are
- 0:47you
- 0:47going
- 0:47to
- 0:47continue
- 0:48to
- 0:48do
- 0:48that
- 0:48forever
- 0:49singing
- 0:50a
- 0:50comedy?
- 0:51I
- 0:51think
- 0:51it
- 0:51works.
- 0:52And
- 0:52you
- 0:52know,
- 0:52I
- 0:52had
- 0:53aspirations
- 0:54of
- 0:54putting
- 0:54out
- 0:54like
- 0:55what
- 0:55they
- 0:55call
- 0:55a
- 0:55mixtape,
- 0:56you
- 0:56know
- 0:56what
- 0:56I
- 0:56mean?
- 0:57Combinations
- 0:58with
- 0:58me
- 0:58and
- 0:58some
- 0:58artists
- 0:59that
- 0:59are
- 0:59singing
- 1:00that
- 1:00you
- 1:00would
- 1:00never
- 1:00think,
- 1:01you
- 1:01know
- 1:01what
- 1:01I
- 1:01mean?
- 1:02I'd
- 1:02like
- 1:02to
- 1:02consider
- 1:03my.
- 1:04A
- 1:04second
- 1:04tier
- 1:05singer,
- 1:05a
- 1:06first
- 1:06tier
- 1:06comedian.
- 1:07And
- 1:07having
- 1:08that
- 1:08opportunity
- 1:09to
- 1:09do
- 1:09an
- 1:09album
- 1:10with
- 1:10people,
- 1:10add
- 1:11a
- 1:11little
- 1:11comedy
- 1:11in
- 1:11the
- 1:12snippets
- 1:12and
- 1:13do
- 1:13an
- 1:13album
- 1:13that
- 1:14has
- 1:14me
- 1:14singing
- 1:14songs
- 1:15with
- 1:15some
- 1:15of
- 1:15my
- 1:15favorite
- 1:16artists
- 1:16would
- 1:16be
- 1:16wicked.
- 1:17Like
- 1:17even
- 1:18a
- 1:18Canadian
- 1:18version,
- 1:19I
- 1:19think
- 1:20would.
- 1:20Because
- 1:20I
- 1:21know
- 1:21everybody
- 1:21in
- 1:22the
- 1:22industry,
- 1:22I
- 1:23think
- 1:23I
- 1:23could
- 1:23put
- 1:23together
- 1:24a
- 1:24nice
- 1:24album
- 1:25that
- 1:25would
- 1:25have
- 1:25everybody
- 1:26on
- 1:26it.
- 1:26Maybe
- 1:27that's
- 1:27something
- 1:27I'll
- 1:27aspire
- 1:28to
- 1:28start
- 1:28working
- 1:28on.
- 1:29I
- 1:29think
- 1:29you
- 1:29should.
- 1:29I'd
- 1:30really
- 1:30like
- 1:30to
- 1:30hear
- 1:30that.
- 1:31Yeah,
- 1:31it'd
- 1:31be
- 1:31cool.
- 1:31Maybe
- 1:32have
- 1:32like
- 1:32Gilbert
- 1:32Godfrey
- 1:33doing
- 1:33backing
- 1:34vocals.
- 1:34Yes.
- 1:35Or
- 1:35other
- 1:36comedians
- 1:36sitting
- 1:37with
- 1:37you.
- 1:37Yes,
- 1:37other
- 1:38comedians.
- 1:39And
- 1:39there's
- 1:40so
- 1:40many,
- 1:40like
- 1:40especially.
- 1:41And
- 1:42I'm
- 1:42going
- 1:42to
- 1:42switch
- 1:42gears
- 1:43a
- 1:43little
- 1:43bit.
- 1:43But
- 1:44this
- 1:45pandemic
- 1:45has
- 1:45allowed
- 1:46us
- 1:46to
- 1:46have
- 1:46a
- 1:46lot
- 1:46of
- 1:47more
- 1:47closer
- 1:48relationships
- 1:49with
- 1:49our
- 1:49American
- 1:49counterparts
- 1:50as
- 1:51comedians.
- 1:52I've
- 1:52got
- 1:52to
- 1:53meet
- 1:53a
- 1:53lot
- 1:53of
- 1:53them,
- 1:53talk
- 1:54to
- 1:54a
- 1:54lot
- 1:54of
- 1:54them.
- 1:54It
- 1:54just
- 1:55made
- 1:55it
- 1:55a
- 1:55more
- 1:55level
- 1:56playing
- 1:56field.
- 1:56Right.
- 1:56Because
- 1:57everybody
- 1:57used
- 1:58to
- 1:58think,
- 1:58oh,
- 1:58I'm
- 1:58killing
- 1:59right
- 1:59now.
- 1:59I'm
- 2:00going
- 2:00on
- 2:00tour
- 2:00and
- 2:00I'm
- 2:01shutting
- 2:01down
- 2:01all
- 2:01these
- 2:01clubs
- 2:02so
- 2:02I
- 2:02don't
- 2:02have
- 2:03any
- 2:03time
- 2:03to
- 2:03take
- 2:04a
- 2:04call
- 2:04from
- 2:04a
- 2:04Canadian.
- 2:05Right,
- 2:05right,
- 2:06right.
- 2:06And
- 2:06now
- 2:06it's
- 2:06like,
- 2:06hey,
- 2:07what's
- 2:07up,
- 2:07man?
- 2:07I
- 2:07ain't
- 2:08doing
- 2:08nothing,
- 2:08man.
- 2:08You
- 2:08want
- 2:08me
- 2:08do
- 2:09show?
- 2:09Yeah,
- 2:09I'll
- 2:09do
- 2:09two
- 2:09shows
- 2:10back
- 2:10to
- 2:10back.
- 2:10Do
- 2:10back
- 2:11to
- 2:11back.
- 2:11Y'
- 2:11all
- 2:11want
- 2:11to
- 2:11do.
- 2:12Yeah,
- 2:12man,
- 2:12I'll
- 2:13do
- 2:13that.
- 2:15Dude,
- 2:16you
- 2:16do
- 2:16have
- 2:16time
- 2:16for
- 2:17that,
- 2:17because
- 2:17you
- 2:17are
- 2:18waiting
- 2:18on
- 2:18a
- 2:18$1,400
- 2:19stimulus
- 2:20check.
- 2:21You
- 2:21don't
- 2:21have
- 2:21a
- 2:21guy
- 2:22named
- 2:22Trudeau
- 2:22that's
- 2:23setting
- 2:23you
- 2:24900
- 2:24to
- 2:24$1,000
- 2:25every
- 2:26two
- 2:26weeks.
- 2:26Homies.
- 2:28That's.
- 2:28That's
- 2:29why
- 2:29you
- 2:29have
- 2:29time
- 2:29for
- 2:29me.
- 2:30I
- 2:31love
- 2:31it,
- 2:31man.
- 2:32Have
- 2:32you
- 2:32talked
- 2:33to
- 2:33a
- 2:33lot
- 2:33of
- 2:34other.
- 2:35Because
- 2:35I
- 2:35know
- 2:35now
- 2:36other
- 2:36comedians
- 2:37in
- 2:37the
- 2:37US
- 2:38Are
- 2:38starting
- 2:38to
- 2:39go
- 2:39back
- 2:40and
- 2:40work.
- 2:40Have
- 2:41you
- 2:41talked
- 2:42to
- 2:42any
- 2:42of
- 2:42them
- 2:42going
- 2:42back?
- 2:43What
- 2:43is
- 2:43it
- 2:43like
- 2:43trying
- 2:44to
- 2:44go
- 2:44back
- 2:44in
- 2:44this
- 2:44environment?
- 2:45I
- 2:45know
- 2:45it's
- 2:46not
- 2:46everywhere,
- 2:46but
- 2:46I
- 2:46know
- 2:46Texas.
- 2:47No,
- 2:48there's
- 2:48a
- 2:48lot.
- 2:48There's
- 2:48a
- 2:48lot
- 2:49of
- 2:49places
- 2:49that
- 2:49are
- 2:49opening
- 2:50back
- 2:50up
- 2:50in
- 2:50the
- 2:50United
- 2:51States
- 2:51to
- 2:51do
- 2:51comedy.
- 2:53A
- 2:53lot
- 2:53of
- 2:53my
- 2:53friends,
- 2:54some
- 2:54of
- 2:54them
- 2:54are
- 2:54Canadian.
- 2:55Like,
- 2:56tricks.
- 2:56He
- 2:56lives
- 2:56in
- 2:56Vegas
- 2:57now.
- 2:57My
- 2:57good
- 2:57friend
- 2:58Ron
- 2:58Jossel,
- 2:58he
- 2:59did
- 2:59a
- 2:59couple
- 2:59stints
- 3:00in
- 3:00Vegas,
- 3:00and
- 3:01he
- 3:01said,
- 3:01you
- 3:01know,
- 3:01the
- 3:01first
- 3:02three
- 3:02times,
- 3:03both
- 3:03of
- 3:03them
- 3:03have
- 3:03said
- 3:03it
- 3:04like
- 3:04they
- 3:04got
- 3:04on
- 3:04stage,
- 3:05it's
- 3:06working
- 3:06your
- 3:06rhythm
- 3:06back.
- 3:07It's
- 3:07like
- 3:07going
- 3:07to
- 3:08that
- 3:08heavyweight
- 3:08fight
- 3:09and
- 3:09getting
- 3:09your
- 3:09face
- 3:09knocked
- 3:10in
- 3:10because
- 3:10you
- 3:11haven't
- 3:11been
- 3:11working
- 3:11out.
- 3:13So
- 3:13it's
- 3:14been
- 3:14a
- 3:14change
- 3:14for
- 3:15them,
- 3:15and
- 3:15I
- 3:15think
- 3:15it'll
- 3:15be
- 3:16a
- 3:16change
- 3:16for
- 3:16us.
- 3:17But
- 3:17I
- 3:17think
- 3:18the
- 3:18only
- 3:18difference
- 3:18is
- 3:19that
- 3:19they
- 3:20didn't
- 3:20do
- 3:21a
- 3:21lot
- 3:21of
- 3:21online
- 3:22comedy.
- 3:22They
- 3:23were
- 3:23like,
- 3:23we're
- 3:25straight
- 3:25stage
- 3:25comedians.
- 3:26And
- 3:26you
- 3:26do
- 3:26a
- 3:26lot
- 3:26of
- 3:26online.
- 3:27Now
- 3:27I
- 3:28am
- 3:28living
- 3:29on
- 3:29online
- 3:29comedy.
- 3:30It's
- 3:30come
- 3:31to
- 3:31a
- 3:31point
- 3:31now
- 3:31that
- 3:32I've
- 3:32adjusted.
- 3:33I.
- 3:34I'm
- 3:34really
- 3:34good
- 3:34at
- 3:34it
- 3:34now.
- 3:35Of
- 3:35course,
- 3:35when
- 3:35it
- 3:35started,
- 3:36everyone
- 3:36hated
- 3:36it,
- 3:37but
- 3:37it
- 3:38was
- 3:38the
- 3:38new
- 3:38normal.
- 3:38It
- 3:39was
- 3:39corporately
- 3:39paying
- 3:39our
- 3:40bills,
- 3:40so
- 3:40we
- 3:40had
- 3:40to
- 3:40find
- 3:40that
- 3:41time
- 3:41and
- 3:41effort
- 3:41to
- 3:41do
- 3:42it.
- 3:42And
- 3:42I
- 3:42think
- 3:42now
- 3:43I've
- 3:43never
- 3:43mastered
- 3:44it,
- 3:44but
- 3:44I'm
- 3:44quite
- 3:45one
- 3:45of
- 3:45the
- 3:45masters.
- 3:46Well,
- 3:46what
- 3:46I
- 3:47was
- 3:47curious
- 3:47about
- 3:48with
- 3:48that
- 3:48is
- 3:49one,
- 3:49I
- 3:50listen
- 3:50to
- 3:50a
- 3:50lot
- 3:50of
- 3:51standup
- 3:52comedians
- 3:52talk
- 3:52in
- 3:53podcasts
- 3:53because
- 3:53I
- 3:53just
- 3:54find
- 3:54the
- 3:54job
- 3:54of
- 3:54a
- 3:54standup
- 3:55comedian,
- 3:56in
- 3:56a
- 3:56way,
- 3:56to
- 3:57be
- 3:57just
- 3:57above
- 3:58what
- 3:58other
- 3:59people
- 3:59do,
- 3:59because
- 4:00you
- 4:00just
- 4:00stand,
- 4:00especially
- 4:01in
- 4:01a
- 4:01world
- 4:01where
- 4:02we
- 4:02have
- 4:03iPhones.
- 4:03You
- 4:04just
- 4:04stand
- 4:04on
- 4:04the
- 4:04stage
- 4:04and
- 4:05you
- 4:05talk
- 4:05and
- 4:05you
- 4:05captivate
- 4:06for
- 4:06hours.
- 4:06Right?
- 4:07But
- 4:07I
- 4:07do
- 4:07remember
- 4:07having
- 4:08an
- 4:08issue
- 4:08when
- 4:09comedians.
- 4:09Not
- 4:09an
- 4:10issue,
- 4:10but
- 4:10being
- 4:10like,
- 4:11when
- 4:11comedians
- 4:11would
- 4:11say,
- 4:12I
- 4:12played
- 4:12this
- 4:12theater,
- 4:13and
- 4:13I
- 4:13played
- 4:13that
- 4:13theater,
- 4:14and
- 4:14I
- 4:14was
- 4:14like,
- 4:14play.
- 4:14You're
- 4:15not
- 4:15a
- 4:15musician.
- 4:15But
- 4:16then
- 4:16I
- 4:16started
- 4:16to
- 4:17understand
- 4:17that
- 4:18we're
- 4:18the
- 4:19instrument.
- 4:19They're
- 4:19playing
- 4:20people.
- 4:20And
- 4:21a
- 4:21big
- 4:21part
- 4:21of
- 4:21that
- 4:21is
- 4:22timing,
- 4:22and
- 4:23you
- 4:23tell
- 4:23a
- 4:23joke
- 4:23and
- 4:24you
- 4:24quickly
- 4:25assess,
- 4:26like
- 4:27in
- 4:27a
- 4:27way
- 4:27that
- 4:28a
- 4:28regular
- 4:28person
- 4:28can't.
- 4:29Who's
- 4:29laughing,
- 4:30who's
- 4:30not,
- 4:30which
- 4:30direction
- 4:31should
- 4:31I
- 4:31take
- 4:31it
- 4:31in?
- 4:32And
- 4:32you
- 4:32make
- 4:32split
- 4:33second
- 4:33decisions
- 4:33on
- 4:33what
- 4:34to
- 4:34choose.
- 4:34Yeah.
- 4:35How
- 4:35does
- 4:35that
- 4:35work
- 4:36online
- 4:37when
- 4:37there's
- 4:38as
- 4:38much
- 4:39as
- 4:39a
- 4:39two
- 4:39second
- 4:39delay.
- 4:40Right.
- 4:40You're
- 4:40so
- 4:41used
- 4:41to
- 4:42telling
- 4:42the
- 4:42joke
- 4:43and
- 4:43then
- 4:43you
- 4:43know
- 4:43how
- 4:43long
- 4:43it
- 4:44takes
- 4:44before
- 4:44the
- 4:44joke
- 4:44lands
- 4:45or
- 4:45doesn't
- 4:45land.
- 4:45Right.
- 4:46What
- 4:46do
- 4:46you.
- 4:46Because
- 4:46even
- 4:47when
- 4:47we
- 4:47sat
- 4:47down
- 4:48before
- 4:48we
- 4:48set
- 4:48up
- 4:48the
- 4:49mics,
- 4:49you're
- 4:49like,
- 4:49I
- 4:49think
- 4:49there's
- 4:50a
- 4:50delay
- 4:50and
- 4:50we
- 4:51had
- 4:51to
- 4:51bring
- 4:51it
- 4:51down.
- 4:52Right.
- 4:52And
- 4:53that's
- 4:53just
- 4:53with
- 4:53your
- 4:53own
- 4:53voice.
- 4:54So
- 4:54how
- 4:54do
- 4:54you
- 4:55play
- 4:56people
- 4:56online
- 4:57differently?
- 4:57Phenomenal
- 4:58questions.
- 4:59Again,
- 4:59you
- 4:59took
- 5:00the
- 5:00punches
- 5:00in
- 5:01the
- 5:01face
- 5:01the
- 5:01first
- 5:01three
- 5:02times.
- 5:02Because
- 5:03I
- 5:03know
- 5:03my
- 5:03jokes.
- 5:04Yeah.
- 5:04And
- 5:04I
- 5:05know
- 5:05the
- 5:05laugh
- 5:05line
- 5:06that
- 5:06it
- 5:06gives
- 5:06me.
- 5:07I
- 5:07know
- 5:07when
- 5:07it's
- 5:07a
- 5:07tough
- 5:08crowd,
- 5:08it's
- 5:09going
- 5:09to
- 5:09be
- 5:09two
- 5:10seconds.
- 5:10When
- 5:11it's
- 5:11a
- 5:11good
- 5:11crowd,
- 5:11it's
- 5:12going
- 5:12to
- 5:12be
- 5:12like
- 5:125,
- 5:136
- 5:13seconds.
- 5:14Which
- 5:14allows
- 5:15you
- 5:15a
- 5:15chance
- 5:15to
- 5:15get
- 5:15a
- 5:15drink
- 5:16and
- 5:16allows
- 5:17to
- 5:17do
- 5:17exactly
- 5:17what
- 5:18you
- 5:18said.
- 5:18Every
- 5:19comedian's
- 5:20mind
- 5:20is
- 5:20like,
- 5:22it's
- 5:22like
- 5:22you're,
- 5:22you're,
- 5:23you're,
- 5:23you're
- 5:23watching
- 5:24an
- 5:24iPad
- 5:24or
- 5:24you're
- 5:25watching
- 5:25Netflix
- 5:26and
- 5:26you're
- 5:26flipping
- 5:26through
- 5:27what
- 5:27to
- 5:27watch.
- 5:28That's
- 5:28what
- 5:28our
- 5:29brain
- 5:29is
- 5:29doing
- 5:30between
- 5:30jokes
- 5:30going,
- 5:31no,
- 5:31no,
- 5:31yes.
- 5:32That's
- 5:32kind
- 5:32of
- 5:32good.
- 5:32No
- 5:33filter
- 5:33transition,
- 5:34swing
- 5:35up.
- 5:35And
- 5:35hey,
- 5:35you
- 5:35know
- 5:36what
- 5:36I
- 5:36like?
- 5:36That's
- 5:37how
- 5:37it
- 5:37works
- 5:37for.
- 5:38So
- 5:38when
- 5:38you
- 5:39say
- 5:39that
- 5:39rhythm
- 5:39and
- 5:40now
- 5:40you
- 5:40throw
- 5:40us
- 5:40on
- 5:41screen
- 5:42where
- 5:42there
- 5:43is
- 5:43no
- 5:43laughter
- 5:44or
- 5:44they
- 5:44got
- 5:45a
- 5:45zoom
- 5:45meeting
- 5:45that
- 5:46you're
- 5:46in
- 5:46and
- 5:46they've
- 5:46paused
- 5:47all
- 5:47the
- 5:47mics
- 5:48and
- 5:48you're
- 5:49waiting
- 5:49for
- 5:49those
- 5:49that
- 5:49are
- 5:50laughing.
- 5:50Then
- 5:50you
- 5:50got
- 5:50those
- 5:51three
- 5:51faces
- 5:51that
- 5:51are
- 5:52just
- 5:52looking
- 5:52like,
- 5:52God
- 5:53said
- 5:53no
- 5:53one
- 5:53loves
- 5:53you
- 5:54anymore.
- 5:56I
- 5:56want
- 5:57everyone
- 5:57to
- 5:57know
- 5:57that
- 5:58God
- 5:58doesn't
- 5:59love
- 5:59me
- 5:59anymore.
- 6:00And
- 6:00you're
- 6:01looking
- 6:01at
- 6:01them
- 6:01going,
- 6:01that
- 6:02dude's
- 6:02not
- 6:02even
- 6:02gonna
- 6:02smile.
- 6:03And
- 6:03it
- 6:03throws
- 6:04you
- 6:04off
- 6:04your
- 6:04timing.
- 6:05So
- 6:05the
- 6:06first
- 6:06three
- 6:06shows
- 6:06were
- 6:07horrendous.
- 6:08And
- 6:08then
- 6:08corporations
- 6:09didn't
- 6:09know
- 6:09what
- 6:10to
- 6:10do
- 6:10with
- 6:10their
- 6:10time.
- 6:11They're
- 6:11like,
- 6:11okay,
- 6:11we
- 6:11have
- 6:12a
- 6:12day
- 6:12meeting
- 6:13and
- 6:13you
- 6:13have
- 6:13an
- 6:14hour
- 6:14and
- 6:14you're
- 6:14like,
- 6:15an
- 6:15hour.
- 6:16An
- 6:16hour
- 6:16online
- 6:17is
- 6:17three
- 6:18hours
- 6:19in.
- 6:19Real,
- 6:20like
- 6:20no
- 6:20if,
- 6:21ands
- 6:21or
- 6:21buts.
- 6:21It's
- 6:22just
- 6:22like,
- 6:22what
- 6:23do
- 6:23I
- 6:23talk
- 6:23about?
- 6:24And
- 6:25by
- 6:25the
- 6:25end
- 6:25of
- 6:25it,
- 6:26like,
- 6:26once
- 6:26I
- 6:26got
- 6:26the
- 6:26rhythm
- 6:27in,
- 6:27I
- 6:27knew
- 6:27what
- 6:27jokes
- 6:28were
- 6:28good.
- 6:28I
- 6:28knew
- 6:28when
- 6:29I
- 6:29could
- 6:29take
- 6:29a
- 6:29commercial
- 6:30break,
- 6:30because
- 6:30I
- 6:31can
- 6:31add
- 6:31that
- 6:31in.
- 6:31As
- 6:31a
- 6:32part
- 6:32of
- 6:32my
- 6:32comedy
- 6:33and
- 6:33just
- 6:33go,
- 6:33hey,
- 6:33you
- 6:34know
- 6:34what,
- 6:34guys?
- 6:34We're
- 6:34gonna
- 6:34be
- 6:35right
- 6:35back
- 6:35after
- 6:35these
- 6:35messages.
- 6:36And
- 6:36they're
- 6:36like,
- 6:36what
- 6:36messages?
- 6:37And
- 6:38I
- 6:38play
- 6:38a
- 6:38track
- 6:39there
- 6:39that
- 6:39would
- 6:40have,
- 6:40like,
- 6:40a
- 6:40soundtrack
- 6:41of
- 6:41a
- 6:41commercial.
- 6:42And
- 6:42I
- 6:42would
- 6:42do
- 6:42an
- 6:42infomercial
- 6:43commercial
- 6:44on
- 6:44high.
- 6:44Are
- 6:45you
- 6:45suffering
- 6:45from
- 6:45sleepless
- 6:45nights?
- 6:46Bloodshot
- 6:46eyes?
- 6:47Instagram
- 6:47thunder
- 6:48keeps
- 6:48going
- 6:48and
- 6:48going.
- 6:49Are
- 6:49you
- 6:49going
- 6:49through
- 6:49WhatsApp
- 6:49looking
- 6:50for
- 6:50two
- 6:50blue
- 6:51check
- 6:51marks?
- 6:51So
- 6:51I
- 6:51memorized
- 6:52it
- 6:52all
- 6:52and
- 6:52they're
- 6:52all
- 6:53like,
- 6:53dude,
- 6:53he's
- 6:54going.
- 6:54Like,
- 6:54he's
- 6:55going.
- 6:55And
- 6:56I'd
- 6:56be
- 6:56like,
- 6:56well,
- 6:56you
- 6:57need
- 6:57to
- 6:57try.
- 6:57You
- 6:58may
- 6:58be
- 6:58suffering
- 6:58from
- 6:58VF
- 6:59virtual
- 6:59feelings.
- 7:00Virtual
- 7:01feelings
- 7:01affects
- 7:01every
- 7:011
- 7:01in
- 7:0210
- 7:02people
- 7:02in
- 7:02this
- 7:02time
- 7:02of
- 7:02quarantine.
- 7:03Like,
- 7:03I
- 7:03have
- 7:03it
- 7:03all
- 7:04memorized.
- 7:04If
- 7:04you
- 7:04feel
- 7:05you're
- 7:05suffering
- 7:05from
- 7:05it,
- 7:05contact
- 7:06your
- 7:06doctor
- 7:06or
- 7:06physician
- 7:07immediately.
- 7:07But
- 7:07that's
- 7:07brilliant.
- 7:08Yeah,
- 7:08but
- 7:08it's
- 7:08the
- 7:09way
- 7:09I
- 7:09wrote
- 7:09it
- 7:09in
- 7:09to
- 7:10give
- 7:10myself
- 7:10a
- 7:10break.
- 7:11Exactly.
- 7:11Because
- 7:11technically
- 7:12speaking,
- 7:12it's
- 7:13a
- 7:13three
- 7:13minute
- 7:13bit.
- 7:14But
- 7:14because
- 7:14I
- 7:15know
- 7:15it,
- 7:15like
- 7:16Bible
- 7:16verses.
- 7:17I
- 7:17know
- 7:17it.
- 7:18It
- 7:18was
- 7:18a
- 7:18break
- 7:19for
- 7:19me.
- 7:19So
- 7:20I
- 7:20know
- 7:20that
- 7:20the
- 7:20audience
- 7:21is,
- 7:21like,
- 7:21going
- 7:21nuts
- 7:22because
- 7:22they're
- 7:22like,
- 7:23how
- 7:23did
- 7:23he
- 7:23pull
- 7:23this?
- 7:24And
- 7:24we
- 7:24now
- 7:24return
- 7:25to
- 7:25your
- 7:25regular
- 7:25schedule
- 7:26program.
- 7:26And
- 7:26I'm
- 7:27like,
- 7:28can
- 7:28I
- 7:28get
- 7:28a
- 7:28drink
- 7:28of
- 7:28water?
- 7:29And
- 7:29that
- 7:29drink
- 7:29of
- 7:29water
- 7:30can
- 7:30be
- 7:3020
- 7:30seconds
- 7:31because
- 7:31they're
- 7:31still
- 7:31like,
- 7:32how
- 7:32did
- 7:32this
- 7:32guy
- 7:33do
- 7:33it?
- 7:34So
- 7:34it
- 7:34took
- 7:34a
- 7:34while
- 7:35for
- 7:35me
- 7:35to
- 7:36work
- 7:36out
- 7:36the
- 7:36pain
- 7:37pictures
- 7:37and
- 7:37pieces,
- 7:38but
- 7:38you're
- 7:38so
- 7:38right.
- 7:39You
- 7:39had
- 7:39to
- 7:39get
- 7:39your
- 7:39timing.
- 7:40It
- 7:40switches.
- 7:40So
- 7:41how
- 7:41do
- 7:41we
- 7:41switch
- 7:42back?
- 7:42Is
- 7:42why
- 7:42everybody
- 7:43who
- 7:43went
- 7:43back
- 7:43to
- 7:44the
- 7:44stage
- 7:44is
- 7:44having
- 7:45a
- 7:45little
- 7:45bit
- 7:45of
- 7:45trouble.
- 7:45Are
- 7:46there
- 7:46things
- 7:46you're
- 7:46going
- 7:46to
- 7:46keep
- 7:47from
- 7:47the
- 7:48zoom
- 7:48days
- 7:48on
- 7:49stage?
- 7:49Most
- 7:49definitely.
- 7:50Because
- 7:50they're
- 7:51wonderful
- 7:51callbacks
- 7:52and
- 7:52now
- 7:52they
- 7:52become
- 7:53a
- 7:53piece
- 7:54of
- 7:54your
- 7:54set.
- 7:54That's.
- 7:54Remember
- 7:55when
- 7:55we
- 7:55were
- 7:55growing
- 7:55up
- 7:55and
- 7:56we
- 7:56had
- 7:56those
- 7:56fun
- 7:56sticks
- 7:57and
- 7:57you'd,
- 7:57like,
- 7:57lick
- 7:58it
- 7:58and
- 7:58dip
- 7:58it
- 7:58in
- 7:58for
- 7:58powder.
- 7:59That's
- 8:00going
- 8:00to
- 8:00be
- 8:00like.
- 8:00Remember
- 8:00when
- 8:01we
- 8:01were
- 8:01in,
- 8:01like,
- 8:01Covid
- 8:02and
- 8:02we
- 8:02could
- 8:03do
- 8:03a
- 8:03show?
- 8:03I
- 8:03had
- 8:03to
- 8:03do
- 8:04this
- 8:04bit.
- 8:04Like,
- 8:05it's
- 8:05always
- 8:05gonna
- 8:06be
- 8:06in
- 8:06your
- 8:06repertoire.
- 8:07And
- 8:07what's
- 8:08nice
- 8:08about
- 8:08that
- 8:08bit
- 8:09is
- 8:09it'll
- 8:10never
- 8:10end.
- 8:10There
- 8:11will
- 8:11always
- 8:11be
- 8:11an
- 8:12infomercial
- 8:12with
- 8:13new
- 8:13drugs
- 8:13that
- 8:14make
- 8:14you
- 8:14have
- 8:14to
- 8:14go
- 8:15through
- 8:15all
- 8:15the
- 8:15side
- 8:15effects.
- 8:16There
- 8:16will
- 8:16always
- 8:16be
- 8:17this.
- 8:17This
- 8:17has
- 8:17been
- 8:17going
- 8:18on
- 8:18since
- 8:18we
- 8:18were
- 8:18kids.
- 8:19So
- 8:19it
- 8:19is
- 8:20a
- 8:20bit
- 8:20that
- 8:20doesn't
- 8:20get
- 8:21stale.
- 8:21Right?
- 8:22Fun
- 8:22fact.
- 8:22Then
- 8:22we
- 8:22move
- 8:23on.
- 8:23Did
- 8:23you
- 8:23know
- 8:23that
- 8:23only
- 8:24two
- 8:24countries
- 8:24in
- 8:24the
- 8:24world
- 8:25allow
- 8:25for
- 8:25pharmaceutical
- 8:26commercials?
- 8:26America
- 8:27and
- 8:27New
- 8:27Zealand.
- 8:29Really?
- 8:29Yep.
- 8:30We
- 8:30don't
- 8:30have
- 8:30them
- 8:31anywhere
- 8:31else
- 8:31in
- 8:31the
- 8:31world.
- 8:32American
- 8:32channels?
- 8:33No.
- 8:33Every
- 8:34other
- 8:34country's
- 8:34like,
- 8:34you
- 8:35can't
- 8:35advertise
- 8:35drugs.
- 8:36Are
- 8:36you
- 8:36crazy?
- 8:37It
- 8:37sounds
- 8:37crazy.
- 8:38That's
- 8:39interesting.
- 8:39Well,
- 8:40I'm.
- 8:40Now
- 8:40that's
- 8:40a
- 8:41part
- 8:41of
- 8:41my
- 8:41set.
- 8:41There
- 8:42you
- 8:42go.
- 8:42I'm
- 8:43gonna
- 8:43take
- 8:43that
- 8:43information.
- 8:44Please
- 8:44make
- 8:45sure
- 8:45you.
- 8:47I'll
- 8:47be
- 8:47like,
- 8:47I
- 8:48am
- 8:48from
- 8:48Seden
- 8:49and
- 8:49we
- 8:49do
- 8:50drugs
- 8:50commerces
- 8:51all
- 8:51the
- 8:52time.
- 8:53Like
- 8:53what?
- 8:54I'm
- 8:55just
- 8:55gonna
- 8:55write
- 8:55that
- 8:55down
- 8:55and
- 8:56I'll
- 8:56fact
- 8:56check
- 8:56after
- 8:57this
- 8:57Better
- 8:57man.
- 8:58Cuz
- 8:58I
- 8:58don't
- 8:58need
- 8:58somebody
- 8:59to
- 8:59come
- 8:59up
- 8:59on
- 8:59me.
- 9:00And
- 9:00here's
- 9:00the
- 9:00commercials
- 9:01that
- 9:01I
- 9:01start
- 9:02in
- 9:02about
- 9:0210
- 9:03drugs.
- 9:04It'll
- 9:04be
- 9:04one
- 9:04of
- 9:04those
- 9:05YouTube
- 9:05ones
- 9:05where
- 9:05you
- 9:05have
- 9:06it
- 9:06and
- 9:06then
- 9:06the
- 9:06person
- 9:06comes
- 9:07in
- 9:07and
- 9:07breaks
- 9:08it
- 9:08down
- 9:08while
- 9:08you're
- 9:09selling.
- 9:09It
- 9:09was
- 9:10for
- 9:10sure
- 9:10true
- 9:10at
- 9:10some
- 9:10point.
- 9:11I
- 9:11haven't
- 9:11checked
- 9:11in
- 9:11a
- 9:12while.
- 9:13I
- 9:13hate
- 9:14this
- 9:14studio,
- 9:14man.
- 9:16I
- 9:16would
- 9:16just
- 9:17go
- 9:17out
- 9:17the
- 9:17guy.
- 9:17I
- 9:17would
- 9:18be
- 9:18like,
- 9:18well,
- 9:18look
- 9:18at
- 9:18you.
- 9:18The
- 9:19only
- 9:19loser
- 9:19that
- 9:20walks
- 9:20around
- 9:20with
- 9:20your
- 9:20own
- 9:21commercial
- 9:21on
- 9:22in
- 9:22your
- 9:22phone.
- 9:23I'll
- 9:23tell
- 9:23you
- 9:23guys
- 9:24what
- 9:24the
- 9:25listeners.
- 9:25If
- 9:25the.
- 9:26If
- 9:26that's
- 9:26not
- 9:27true,
- 9:27then
- 9:27I
- 9:28will
- 9:28pop
- 9:28in
- 9:28and
- 9:28say
- 9:29it
- 9:29wasn't
- 9:29true
- 9:29right
- 9:31now.
- 9:32Yeah,
- 9:32but
- 9:33if
- 9:33it
- 9:33was
- 9:33true,
- 9:33then
- 9:34I
- 9:34won't
- 9:34say
- 9:34anything.
- 9:35There
- 9:35you
- 9:35go.
- 9:35So
- 9:36now
- 9:36you
- 9:36have
- 9:36to
- 9:36be
- 9:36at
- 9:36every
- 9:36show
- 9:37I
- 9:37do.
- 9:37When
- 9:37I
- 9:37do
- 9:37that,
- 9:38put
- 9:38a
- 9:38marker
- 9:38down.
- 9:38We're
- 9:39good.
- 9:39There
- 9:39we
- 9:39go.
- 9:40Replacing
- 9:40Betsy.
- 9:41True
- 9:41or
- 9:41not
- 9:42true?
- 9:42What's
- 9:42that?
- 9:43It's
- 9:43true.
- 9:43You
- 9:43think
- 9:43it's
- 9:44true?
- 9:44Yeah.
- 9:44What
- 9:44do
- 9:44you
- 9:44think?
- 9:45Well,
- 9:45I
- 9:45thought
- 9:45it
- 9:46was
- 9:46true
- 9:46too.
- 9:46But
- 9:47you're
- 9:47questioning
- 9:47everything
- 9:48now.
- 9:48It
- 9:48was
- 9:48true
- 9:49when
- 9:49I
- 9:49learned
- 9:49it,
- 9:49but
- 9:49I
- 9:50don't
- 9:50double
- 9:50check.
- 9:51Things
- 9:51change.
- 9:53I'll
- 9:53say
- 9:54it
- 9:54anyway.
- 9:54Everybody
- 9:55in
- 9:55the
- 9:55audience.
- 9:55Won't
- 9:55be
- 9:55the
- 9:56first
- 9:56fact
- 9:56that
- 9:56I
- 9:56just
- 9:56made
- 9:57up.
- 9:58Oh,
- 9:58I
- 9:58have
- 9:58a
- 9:59bag
- 9:59of
- 9:59those.
- 9:5986
- 10:00of
- 10:00all
- 10:00facts
- 10:01are
- 10:01wrong.
- 10:02Convincing
- 10:02with
- 10:03his
- 10:03delivery
- 10:03though.
- 10:04Yeah,
- 10:04this
- 10:05is.
- 10:05This
- 10:05is
- 10:05interesting.
- 10:06We
- 10:06got
- 10:06the
- 10:06comedy,
- 10:07we
- 10:07got
- 10:07the
- 10:08today's
- 10:09wizard.
- 10:09I
- 10:09don't
- 10:09know
- 10:09what
- 10:09to
- 10:10call
- 10:10you.
- 10:13He's
- 10:13got
- 10:13the
- 10:13kazoo
- 10:14thing.
- 10:14I
- 10:14am
- 10:14kazoo
- 10:15or
- 10:16I
- 10:16am
- 10:16Oz
- 10:18Vap.
- 10:19Oh
- 10:19yeah,
- 10:20here's
- 10:21another.
- 10:21Just
- 10:21a
- 10:21kazoo
- 10:22that
- 10:22I
- 10:22pretend
- 10:24every
- 10:25time
- 10:25I
- 10:25inhale
- 10:25it
- 10:25goes.
- 10:29You
- 10:29know,
- 10:29I'm
- 10:29going
- 10:29to
- 10:29fact
- 10:30check
- 10:30right
- 10:30now.
- 10:30We're
- 10:30not.
- 10:31You
- 10:31guys
- 10:31keep
- 10:31talking,
- 10:31I'll
- 10:32listen.
- 10:32Yeah,
- 10:32give
- 10:32me
- 10:32what's
- 10:32up?
- 10:33What's
- 10:33next?
- 10:34Do
- 10:34you
- 10:34write
- 10:34sets?
- 10:35Yeah,
- 10:35there
- 10:35you
- 10:35go.
- 10:35Do
- 10:36I
- 10:36write
- 10:36sets?
- 10:36Yeah,
- 10:36like.
- 10:37Cause
- 10:37you're
- 10:37so
- 10:37naturally
- 10:38funny.
- 10:38Is
- 10:38it.
- 10:39Just
- 10:39give
- 10:39me
- 10:39a
- 10:39mic
- 10:40and
- 10:40let
- 10:40me
- 10:40Be
- 10:40funny
- 10:41or
- 10:41do
- 10:41you
- 10:41actually
- 10:41sit
- 10:42down
- 10:42and
- 10:42write?
- 10:43Write
- 10:43bits.
- 10:43All
- 10:44right,
- 10:44so
- 10:44we're
- 10:45gonna
- 10:45go
- 10:45back
- 10:45to
- 10:45the
- 10:45times
- 10:46when
- 10:46we
- 10:46were
- 10:46open.
- 10:48Comedians
- 10:49have
- 10:49a
- 10:50lot
- 10:50of
- 10:50joke
- 10:50sets,
- 10:51like,
- 10:52I
- 10:52like
- 10:52to
- 10:52tend
- 10:53to
- 10:53be.
- 10:54Not
- 10:54like
- 10:54Jerry
- 10:55Seinfeld,
- 10:55who
- 10:56officially
- 10:56writes
- 10:57an
- 10:57hour
- 10:57every
- 10:58day,
- 10:58regardless
- 10:59of
- 10:59whether
- 10:59he's
- 10:59performing
- 11:00or
- 11:00not,
- 11:00which
- 11:00is
- 11:00absolutely
- 11:01nuts.
- 11:02And
- 11:02when
- 11:02he
- 11:02writes
- 11:02for
- 11:02an
- 11:03hour,
- 11:03it's
- 11:03not
- 11:03that
- 11:03he
- 11:03has
- 11:03an
- 11:04hour
- 11:04of
- 11:04material,
- 11:04but
- 11:04he
- 11:04writes
- 11:05for
- 11:05an.
- 11:05Right.
- 11:06The
- 11:06average
- 11:06comedian
- 11:07that's
- 11:07touring,
- 11:08I
- 11:08would
- 11:08say,
- 11:09has
- 11:09to
- 11:09have
- 11:09a
- 11:10new
- 11:10hour
- 11:10set
- 11:11every
- 11:11year.
- 11:12Yeah,
- 11:12it
- 11:12seems
- 11:13to
- 11:13be
- 11:13the
- 11:13standard.
- 11:13So
- 11:14you
- 11:14write
- 11:14a
- 11:14new
- 11:14set
- 11:15every
- 11:15year
- 11:15and
- 11:15you
- 11:16run
- 11:16from
- 11:16that
- 11:16set.
- 11:18Some
- 11:18comedians,
- 11:20I'm
- 11:20not
- 11:20gonna
- 11:20say
- 11:21are
- 11:21whack,
- 11:21but
- 11:21they
- 11:21just
- 11:22don't
- 11:22get
- 11:22out
- 11:22enough
- 11:22and
- 11:23they
- 11:23write
- 11:23one
- 11:23set
- 11:24for
- 11:24five
- 11:24years.
- 11:25I
- 11:26don't
- 11:26even
- 11:26understand
- 11:26how
- 11:26that
- 11:27can
- 11:27happen
- 11:27then.
- 11:28You're
- 11:28hearing
- 11:28a
- 11:28whole
- 11:29set
- 11:29for
- 11:29so
- 11:30many
- 11:30years.
- 11:31But
- 11:31that
- 11:31used
- 11:31to
- 11:31be
- 11:32the
- 11:32standard.
- 11:32No,
- 11:33that
- 11:33was
- 11:33the
- 11:33standard.
- 11:34And
- 11:34you
- 11:34know
- 11:34what's
- 11:34funny?
- 11:35I'm
- 11:35going
- 11:35to
- 11:35tell
- 11:35you
- 11:35where
- 11:36I
- 11:36get
- 11:36critiqued
- 11:36like
- 11:37that.
- 11:38My
- 11:38shelf
- 11:38life
- 11:39for
- 11:39a
- 11:39lot
- 11:39of
- 11:39my
- 11:39jokes
- 11:40wasn't
- 11:41long
- 11:41because
- 11:41I
- 11:41was
- 11:42performing
- 11:42them
- 11:42in
- 11:43front
- 11:43of
- 11:43larger
- 11:44audiences
- 11:45that
- 11:45were
- 11:45then
- 11:46bigger
- 11:46than
- 11:46the
- 11:47average
- 11:47comedy
- 11:47club
- 11:48with
- 11:48100,
- 11:49150
- 11:49people.
- 11:50Like,
- 11:50I
- 11:51never
- 11:51did
- 11:52a
- 11:52comedy
- 11:53club
- 11:53outside
- 11:53of
- 11:54Yuk
- 11:54Yuk's
- 11:54Nubian
- 11:55Night.
- 11:55I've
- 11:56never
- 11:56done,
- 11:56like,
- 11:57open
- 11:57mics.
- 11:58So
- 11:59all
- 11:59of
- 11:59my
- 11:59comedy
- 12:00was
- 12:00being
- 12:00seen
- 12:00by
- 12:01a
- 12:01church
- 12:01of
- 12:02400
- 12:02people.
- 12:03Do
- 12:03you
- 12:03know
- 12:03what
- 12:03I
- 12:04mean?
- 12:04So
- 12:04when
- 12:04you
- 12:04told
- 12:04a
- 12:05joke
- 12:05to
- 12:05400
- 12:05people
- 12:06and
- 12:06they
- 12:06told
- 12:07everybody
- 12:07at
- 12:07their
- 12:07church,
- 12:08he's
- 12:08coming
- 12:08to
- 12:08my
- 12:08church,
- 12:09you're
- 12:09going
- 12:10to
- 12:10get
- 12:10a
- 12:10lot
- 12:10of
- 12:10the
- 12:10same
- 12:10things.
- 12:11And
- 12:11then,
- 12:11for
- 12:12example,
- 12:12material
- 12:13that
- 12:13you
- 12:13do
- 12:13at
- 12:13church
- 12:14is
- 12:15only
- 12:15material
- 12:16that
- 12:16you
- 12:16could
- 12:16do
- 12:17at
- 12:17church.
- 12:17And
- 12:18that
- 12:18only
- 12:19goes
- 12:19so
- 12:19far.
- 12:20So
- 12:20I'd
- 12:20get
- 12:20a
- 12:21lot
- 12:21of
- 12:21churches,
- 12:21be
- 12:21like,
- 12:22are
- 12:22you
- 12:22going
- 12:22to
- 12:22do
- 12:22the
- 12:23thing?
- 12:23You're
- 12:23going
- 12:23to
- 12:23write
- 12:24something
- 12:24new?
- 12:24And
- 12:24I'm
- 12:25like,
- 12:25dude,
- 12:25there's
- 12:26so
- 12:26many
- 12:26jokes
- 12:27I
- 12:27can
- 12:27write
- 12:27about.
- 12:27King
- 12:28Nebuchadnezzar.
- 12:31There's
- 12:32really
- 12:32one
- 12:32joke
- 12:32with
- 12:32that.
- 12:33Shadrach,
- 12:34Me,
- 12:34Jack,
- 12:34and
- 12:34Abomigos.
- 12:35So
- 12:36give
- 12:36me
- 12:36another
- 12:36Nebuchadnezzar,
- 12:37though.
- 12:37How
- 12:38about
- 12:38Neil?
- 12:39Neil.
- 12:40So
- 12:40it
- 12:40was
- 12:41harder
- 12:41to
- 12:42write
- 12:42for
- 12:43churches
- 12:43because
- 12:44my
- 12:45church
- 12:45hour
- 12:46is
- 12:46just
- 12:46my
- 12:46church
- 12:47hour.
- 12:47That
- 12:48one
- 12:48is
- 12:48going
- 12:48on
- 12:49forever.
- 12:50Jerry's
- 12:50had
- 12:51the
- 12:51same
- 12:51hour
- 12:51for,
- 12:52like,
- 12:5230
- 12:53years.
- 12:53Jerry
- 12:54Seinfeld,
- 12:54Yeah.
- 12:55But
- 12:55he
- 12:55has
- 12:56so
- 12:56much
- 12:57material
- 12:58that
- 12:58he
- 12:58doesn't
- 12:58use.
- 12:59So
- 13:00weird.
- 13:00Like,
- 13:00he
- 13:00keeps
- 13:01talking
- 13:01about
- 13:01writing
- 13:01and
- 13:01writing
- 13:02and
- 13:02writing.
- 13:02Right.
- 13:02He
- 13:03has
- 13:03the
- 13:03same
- 13:03hour.
- 13:04Well,
- 13:04a
- 13:04lot
- 13:05of
- 13:05people
- 13:05do
- 13:05that.
- 13:06I
- 13:06find
- 13:07a
- 13:07lot
- 13:07of
- 13:07comedians,
- 13:08like,
- 13:08I'm
- 13:09not
- 13:09going
- 13:09to
- 13:09say
- 13:09their
- 13:09names
- 13:10to
- 13:10put
- 13:10them
- 13:10on
- 13:10pause,
- 13:11but
- 13:11I've
- 13:11been
- 13:11on
- 13:11tour
- 13:12with
- 13:12some
- 13:12of
- 13:12them,
- 13:12and
- 13:13they're
- 13:13like.
- 13:13I'm
- 13:13like,
- 13:13come
- 13:14on,
- 13:14let's
- 13:14go
- 13:14get
- 13:14some
- 13:14food.
- 13:14Nope,
- 13:15I'm
- 13:15writing.
- 13:15I'm
- 13:16writing.
- 13:16And
- 13:16then
- 13:16we
- 13:17go
- 13:17to
- 13:17the
- 13:17show
- 13:17together,
- 13:17and
- 13:18I'm
- 13:18like,
- 13:18this
- 13:19is
- 13:19the
- 13:19same
- 13:20set
- 13:20from,
- 13:21like,
- 13:2110
- 13:21years.
- 13:22But
- 13:22you
- 13:22gotta
- 13:22remember,
- 13:23as
- 13:23comedians,
- 13:24it's
- 13:24the
- 13:25only
- 13:25thing
- 13:25that
- 13:25we
- 13:25wish
- 13:26we
- 13:26could
- 13:26do
- 13:27that
- 13:27musicians
- 13:27can
- 13:28do.
- 13:28And
- 13:28I'm
- 13:28gonna
- 13:28tell
- 13:28you
- 13:28what
- 13:29it
- 13:29is.
- 13:29The
- 13:29one
- 13:29thing
- 13:29that
- 13:30comedians
- 13:30wish
- 13:31they
- 13:31could
- 13:31do
- 13:31that
- 13:31musicians
- 13:32do
- 13:33is
- 13:33bang
- 13:34out
- 13:34their
- 13:34greatest
- 13:34hits.
- 13:35This
- 13:35is
- 13:36going
- 13:36somewhere
- 13:36else.
- 13:37Yeah,
- 13:37well,
- 13:38when
- 13:38I
- 13:38said
- 13:38banging,
- 13:40this
- 13:40guy's
- 13:40braided
- 13:41something
- 13:41else.
- 13:41We
- 13:42need
- 13:42to
- 13:42have
- 13:42you
- 13:42psychiatrically
- 13:43assessed.
- 13:44But,
- 13:44yeah,
- 13:45because
- 13:46you
- 13:46can't
- 13:46go
- 13:47and
- 13:48have
- 13:48the
- 13:48police
- 13:48on
- 13:49tour
- 13:49and
- 13:49not
- 13:49hear
- 13:50one
- 13:50of
- 13:50those.
- 13:51Yeah.
- 13:52And
- 13:52Roxanne,
- 13:53he
- 13:53can't.
- 13:54No
- 13:54one
- 13:54wants
- 13:54to
- 13:54hear
- 13:54your
- 13:55new
- 13:55stuff,
- 13:55but
- 13:56comedy
- 13:56is
- 13:56the
- 13:56absolute
- 13:57opposite.
- 13:58You
- 13:58know
- 13:58what
- 13:58I
- 13:59mean?
- 13:59And
- 13:59we
- 13:59wish
- 13:59we
- 14:00could
- 14:00just,
- 14:00like,
- 14:00kill
- 14:01you
- 14:01with
- 14:01the
- 14:01greatest
- 14:02hits.
- 14:02And
- 14:03it
- 14:03always
- 14:03bothered
- 14:03me
- 14:04when
- 14:04a
- 14:04lot
- 14:04of
- 14:04people
- 14:04are
- 14:05like,
- 14:05hey,
- 14:05you
- 14:05did
- 14:06that
- 14:06joke
- 14:06last
- 14:06time.
- 14:07And
- 14:07I
- 14:07go,
- 14:07well,
- 14:08when
- 14:08you
- 14:08heard
- 14:08it
- 14:08the
- 14:09first
- 14:09time,
- 14:09how
- 14:09did
- 14:09that
- 14:09feel
- 14:10for
- 14:10you?
- 14:10Right?
- 14:11Because
- 14:11I'd
- 14:11like
- 14:11this
- 14:11next
- 14:12person
- 14:12to
- 14:12feel
- 14:12like
- 14:13how
- 14:13you
- 14:13felt.
- 14:13You
- 14:14know
- 14:14what
- 14:14I
- 14:14mean?
- 14:15And
- 14:15some
- 14:15writing
- 14:15is
- 14:16brilliant
- 14:16brilliance.
- 14:16There's
- 14:17some
- 14:17jokes
- 14:17that
- 14:17I
- 14:17believe
- 14:18I
- 14:18have
- 14:18that
- 14:19are
- 14:19just
- 14:19brilliant,
- 14:20and
- 14:20because
- 14:21of
- 14:21the
- 14:21shelf
- 14:21life,
- 14:22I
- 14:22have
- 14:22to
- 14:22put
- 14:22them
- 14:22down.
- 14:23You
- 14:23know
- 14:23what
- 14:23I
- 14:23mean?
- 14:23So
- 14:24that
- 14:24aspect
- 14:25kind
- 14:25of
- 14:25hurts.
- 14:25But,
- 14:26hey,
- 14:26it
- 14:26is
- 14:26what
- 14:26it
- 14:26is
- 14:27with
- 14:27writing.
- 14:27But
- 14:28yes,
- 14:28as
- 14:28you
- 14:28said,
- 14:28I
- 14:29do
- 14:29write
- 14:29set
- 14:29lists
- 14:30for
- 14:30events.
- 14:31I'll
- 14:32write,
- 14:32like,
- 14:3210
- 14:33bits
- 14:34that.
- 14:34That
- 14:34I'll
- 14:35put
- 14:35in
- 14:3510
- 14:35bits
- 14:36from
- 14:36this
- 14:36chart
- 14:37of
- 14:37jokes
- 14:38that
- 14:38I
- 14:38have.
- 14:38Okay?
- 14:39And
- 14:39then
- 14:39I'll
- 14:39go
- 14:40on
- 14:40the
- 14:40show,
- 14:41and
- 14:41what
- 14:41I'll
- 14:41do
- 14:41after
- 14:42I
- 14:42perform
- 14:42is
- 14:43I'll
- 14:43come
- 14:43back
- 14:43and
- 14:43I'll
- 14:43be
- 14:44like,
- 14:44did
- 14:44I
- 14:44do
- 14:4410
- 14:45out
- 14:45of
- 14:4510?
- 14:459
- 14:46out
- 14:46of
- 14:4610?
- 14:468
- 14:47out
- 14:47of
- 14:4710.
- 14:47But
- 14:48even
- 14:48though
- 14:49it's
- 14:49there
- 14:49on
- 14:49paper,
- 14:50you.
- 14:50Your
- 14:51brain
- 14:51sees
- 14:51it,
- 14:52but
- 14:52when
- 14:52you're
- 14:52in
- 14:52the
- 14:53flow,
- 14:53you
- 14:53just
- 14:53kind
- 14:53of
- 14:54grab
- 14:54what
- 14:54you
- 14:54grab.
- 14:55And
- 14:55every
- 14:55favorite.
- 14:56Every
- 14:56comedian
- 14:57or
- 14:57every
- 14:58person's
- 14:58favorite
- 14:58comedian
- 14:59draws
- 14:59from
- 15:00situations
- 15:01that
- 15:01are
- 15:01right
- 15:01off
- 15:01the
- 15:01bat.
- 15:02Everyone
- 15:02wants
- 15:02to
- 15:03see
- 15:03a
- 15:03touch
- 15:03of
- 15:03freestyle.
- 15:04Right?
- 15:04Right.
- 15:05So
- 15:06you
- 15:06gotta
- 15:07have
- 15:07room
- 15:07for
- 15:07that
- 15:07in
- 15:08your
- 15:08act
- 15:08to
- 15:08be
- 15:08like,
- 15:08what
- 15:09is
- 15:09that?
- 15:09You
- 15:09know?
- 15:09And
- 15:10every
- 15:10comedian,
- 15:11every
- 15:11audience,
- 15:12I
- 15:12find,
- 15:12likes
- 15:13to
- 15:13hear
- 15:13a
- 15:13comedian
- 15:14kind
- 15:14of,
- 15:15like,
- 15:15assess
- 15:15themselves.
- 15:16Oh,
- 15:16my
- 15:16gosh.
- 15:17I
- 15:17didn't
- 15:17see
- 15:17that
- 15:17happening.
- 15:18When
- 15:18we
- 15:19do
- 15:19kind
- 15:19of
- 15:19fake
- 15:19it
- 15:20sometimes,
- 15:20right?
- 15:21It
- 15:21isn't
- 15:21happening.
- 15:22Like,
- 15:22I've
- 15:22done
- 15:22jokes
- 15:23where
- 15:23I'm
- 15:23like,
- 15:23I
- 15:23know
- 15:24my
- 15:24callback
- 15:25is
- 15:25going
- 15:25to
- 15:25be
- 15:26me
- 15:26faking.
- 15:27Like,
- 15:27I
- 15:27never
- 15:27thought
- 15:27it
- 15:28was
- 15:28there.
- 15:28It's
- 15:28the
- 15:28magic
- 15:29that
- 15:29happens.
- 15:30And
- 15:31you
- 15:31kind
- 15:31of
- 15:31let
- 15:31everybody
- 15:32go,
- 15:32wow.
- 15:32They're
- 15:32like,
- 15:33wow,
- 15:33how
- 15:33did
- 15:33he
- 15:33do
- 15:33that?
- 15:34But
- 15:34it's
- 15:34kind
- 15:35of
- 15:35method.