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The Treehouse ROCKS...Always! | EPISODE 107 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time believe your worries outside. Come laugh with
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  Speaker 1: us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey
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  Speaker 1: Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Got my notes. I'm ready to roll, gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: All right, on today's show, WAPPA is out for Blood,
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  Speaker 1: ESPN's Bold Strategy and Democracy manifest That is all coming
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  Speaker 1: up on today's show. But first I need to tell
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  Speaker 1: you about how Tara and I have relocated. One would
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  Speaker 1: think we're the worst participants in the Witness Relocation program
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  Speaker 1: because I tell you where we keep going if we
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  Speaker 1: don't change our names. But it feels a little bit
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  Speaker 1: like witness relocation. So here's over the last almost three years,
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  Speaker 1: or no two years. Over the last almost two years
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  Speaker 1: has been our locations, Okay, Dallas, Saint Thomas, Saint John, Dallas,
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  Speaker 1: now Seattle. Yeah, and those are just the physical municipalities,
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  Speaker 1: geographical locations. That does not include the number of places
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  Speaker 1: we've actually lived in that time, because we've had to
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  Speaker 1: pop around a little bit. All while keeping in mind
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  Speaker 1: we have our own house. Sorry, I'm trying not to
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  Speaker 1: swear in the regular show anymore. I'll believe that later
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  Speaker 1: we have our own e f and house on the
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  Speaker 1: island of Saint Thomas. But because we needed to move
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  Speaker 1: to Saint John Uh for my wife's work, we've got
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  Speaker 1: that house rented out long term, so we can't live
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  Speaker 1: in our own house. Terrible, terrible conunder mine.
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  Speaker 2: Give me the house with the generator in the back
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  Speaker 2: of the all its own water system and and everything
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  Speaker 2: that we had, regardless of the power situation, makes it
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  Speaker 2: kind of self sustaining.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, that one.
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  Speaker 1: We've traded in our very well calculated, pre planned, thought
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  Speaker 1: out home on an island in the Caribbean and said, nope,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta we got to make a move for work,
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  Speaker 1: mm hmm, which sounds silly but it's actually true.
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  Speaker 3: And then and then you guys went up to Seattle
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  Speaker 3: because you're avoiding hurricane season. You're not. You're not standing
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  Speaker 3: strong with your Eyeland brothers and sisters.
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  Speaker 1: And no, we're not. We bolted because are sustainable, hurricane proof,
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  Speaker 1: ready to roll. House on Saint Thomas is full of
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  Speaker 1: strangers and we can't live there because we told them
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  Speaker 1: they could in exchange for money. So since we can't
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  Speaker 1: live during hurricane season in our fortress, we're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: We're not gonna chance it by living in a wood
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  Speaker 1: structure apartment somewhere else.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, so you chose the beautiful, sunny, blue skies of Seattle.
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  Speaker 2: In the shadow of a volcano.
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  Speaker 1: Still better than a Category five hurricane. Okay, I have
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  Speaker 1: at least I have at least seen Dante's Peak to
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  Speaker 1: know the things I can do to try to survive
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  Speaker 1: a volcanic eruption. I have not seen a Hollywood disaster
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  Speaker 1: film centered around a hurricane yet that anyone has survived.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm going with what I know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why they haven't made a movie called Pompeii.
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  Speaker 3: Actually they did, Yeah, and I think it ends like
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  Speaker 3: within the first two minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Of the movie and then the rest is just flashback.
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  Speaker 4: To a better time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, remember remember when we were all happy and
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  Speaker 1: not frozen and ash you and all that stuff coming
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  Speaker 1: up on the show today. But first I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: tell you about the relocation to Seattle. Really it is,
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  Speaker 1: You're right, Rise, It was kind of a relocation for
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  Speaker 1: going someplace nice. And while Seattle has the uh the
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  Speaker 1: stereotype of cloudy and gloomy, and I mean, I guess
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  Speaker 1: it has that, but in the summer it's pretty damn nice.
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  Speaker 1: And by nice, I mean summer in Seattle, like late
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  Speaker 1: fall in DFW.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, okayne, wearing.
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  Speaker 1: Long sleeves right now inside of a house in Seattle
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  Speaker 1: that does not have air conditioning, and and I'm kind
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  Speaker 1: of chilly.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay nice?
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  Speaker 1: Uh that we just left Dallas. The day we left,
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  Speaker 1: the expected high temperature was one hundred and three degrees.
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  Speaker 1: That does not eat index, Okay, right, it was three
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  Speaker 1: in Dallas. Three and a half hours later when we
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  Speaker 1: landed in Seattle, it was going to be a high
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  Speaker 1: of seventy nine and people were kind of worried because
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  Speaker 1: if it rolled over to eighty they were all going
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  Speaker 1: to have to jump in the water to cool off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that that happens here here. You get heat
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  Speaker 3: waves of a blistering eighty four and people start falling
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  Speaker 3: the f out.
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  Speaker 1: You say that jokingly, but that's almost verbatim what our
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  Speaker 1: Uber drivers said on the way here from the airport.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I was in London many years ago during the
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  Speaker 3: London Marathon and it was unseasonably warm at seventy four
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  Speaker 3: degrees and three people on my train passed out.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all the Indians on the train in London when I.
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  Speaker 1: Rookies there was though there was I think it was
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  Speaker 1: last summer. We were seeing headlines from around the world,
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  Speaker 1: especially in Europe, where they were actually experiencing triple digit
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  Speaker 1: heat and did not know how to function, because you're right,
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about parts of the world they don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to function when the temperature goes up into the
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  Speaker 1: mid to upper eighties, let alone the nineties, let alone
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  Speaker 1: gets to triple digits. And yeah, people were dying like
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  Speaker 1: they're throwing themselves off the rocket Gibraltar because it was
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  Speaker 1: going to be cooler on the way down.
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  Speaker 3: That's one way to fan yourself. Yeah. So I mean
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  Speaker 3: in Chicago, I'm a couple of years ago, there was
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  Speaker 3: a heat wave and it was eighty eight I believe,
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  Speaker 3: and they had multiple fatalities because people were just overheating
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  Speaker 3: and not used to it. And I understand, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you guys are like bitched out on hurricane season and
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  Speaker 3: then you got here and even though you grew up here.
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  Speaker 4: A little too hot for you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so you had to go up to Seattle where
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  Speaker 3: it rains two hundred and seventy five days out of
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  Speaker 3: the year.
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  Speaker 2: Yay.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, sometimes after living in an idyllic Caribbean island,
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  Speaker 1: you just want some weather disparity.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's your guys' idea of vacationing is going somewhere unpleasant.
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  Speaker 1: Sucks, doesn't it. That's just a really, really rough life
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  Speaker 1: we built for ourselves.
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  Speaker 2: Boring.
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  Speaker 3: I just see you guys sitting in Saint John with
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  Speaker 3: like brochures like welcome to Cleveland.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I've I've often wondered, does it really rock?
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  Speaker 1: Let's go find out.
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  Speaker 4: How's Columbus this time of year?
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  Speaker 3: Has anyone?
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  Speaker 1: Has anyone ever actually been to Dacab Illinois?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I hear is nice this time of year.
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  Speaker 1: Flint.
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  Speaker 3: We got the water package.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm going to give you a quick idea of
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  Speaker 1: what things have been like in Seattle here since since
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  Speaker 1: we landed. And I'm going to tell you this. We
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  Speaker 1: have been in Seattle for a mere twenty four hours,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm now going to tell you about the things
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  Speaker 1: that I have seen just outside this window. Okay, because
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  Speaker 1: again we've only been here for like twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 1: The only things that we have done since we've been
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  Speaker 1: here was flying to the airport, take an uber to
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  Speaker 1: the place we're staying, and we've stayed here unpacked, and
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  Speaker 1: then now I'm doing the show. So just in this morning,
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  Speaker 1: sitting here at this desk, behind this microphone, looking out
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  Speaker 1: the window, I'm now going to tell you the things
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  Speaker 1: that I have seen in Seattle. Okay, these are the
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  Speaker 1: things I've seen in Seattle just staring out this window.
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  Speaker 1: I have seen a German shepherd in a wheelchair. I
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  Speaker 1: saw a girl on her morning walk while smoking her
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  Speaker 1: morning blunt mm hmm. I saw a braless lesbian.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a man with hiking poles, a backpack and
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  Speaker 1: wearing a surgical mask. Okay, this is a normal residential street.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't even in the city.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: And now that I've written all this stuff down, the
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  Speaker 1: things I've seen outside my window in Seattle, I have
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  Speaker 1: also come to the realization that I am turning into
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  Speaker 1: the old lady from two to two seven.
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  Speaker 1: Someone's gonna have a fun day with photoshop.
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  Speaker 1: the podcast. Been a friend of ours for many, many years.
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  Speaker 1: And when he made the when he left DFW went
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  Speaker 1: to Hollywood to become a star, which he's pretty much done.
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  Speaker 1: One of the times where I've thought to myself, oh,
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  Speaker 1: he's making it is when I saw him doing a
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  Speaker 1: scene with Jack A. I forgot what the project was.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a commercial or a
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  Speaker 1: TV show, but he was. He was on a show
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  Speaker 1: pretty sure if I remember this correctly, with jack A,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought, man tones really making it.
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  Speaker 3: Huh. I wonder what that which one that was?
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  Speaker 1: I'd have to look it up. Yeah, But There's been
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  Speaker 1: a number of those times in his Hollywood career where
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  Speaker 1: I've been like, wow, he's doing good. But that was
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  Speaker 1: one of the first ones, was when I saw him
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  Speaker 1: doing a project with one of the stars of two
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  Speaker 1: to two sevends like, man, our buddy's doing good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. My moment with him was we're in Austin for
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  Speaker 3: his birthday because he lives outside of Austin, and we
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  Speaker 3: went to this bar in downtown Austin and Anthony Mackie
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  Speaker 3: joined us, uh, which was very very cool.
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  Speaker 1: You mean you mean New Captain America.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, uh, he was, and what a wonderful guy. And
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  Speaker 3: I was like, wow, okay, now that's kind of cool,
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  Speaker 3: like and they like tapped it up like they I
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  Speaker 3: was like, all right, this is good. So and then
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  Speaker 3: so I got to do the same because we're in
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  Speaker 3: the same clique, in the same crew. Oh yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 3: So I felt famous by uh my osmosis and just
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  Speaker 3: just breathing in some of tones by by proximity.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, quick question, this will be so so this will
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  Speaker 1: be sort of an impromptu versus so I can find
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  Speaker 1: the music real quick. Hey, would you rather uh, well,
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  Speaker 1: hanging out with tone Bell? Would you be more excited
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  Speaker 1: to tap it up with Anthony Mackie the New Captain
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  Speaker 1: America or jack A from two two say.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's so hard.
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  Speaker 1: I know. That's why. That's why I'm calling this verses.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I already did the one, so I'll just go
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  Speaker 3: with Jack Hey.
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  Speaker 1: Fair enough, that's a that's a good answer. That's a
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  Speaker 1: good answer, Trey. You're in the same boat as me,
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  Speaker 1: which is all right. You're hanging out with Tone, Anthony Mackie,
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  Speaker 1: Jack A from two two seven. They're both gonna you
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  Speaker 1: only get to say hi to one of them because
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  Speaker 1: they both know Tone. But you only get to hang
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  Speaker 1: You only get to say hi to one. Which one
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  Speaker 1: are you gonna go with?
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  Speaker 2: H I don't have to go with Captain America.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the close one that is solid, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: And I if you threw in Marla Gibbs, then I'm
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  Speaker 2: going the other direction.
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  Speaker 1: Oh the two on one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm with
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  Speaker 1: you there. I think that makes sense. Uh. I too
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  Speaker 1: would have to go with Anthony Mackie because he's the
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  Speaker 1: new Captain America and that's one of my favorite characters.
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  Speaker 1: So I would probably do that, But my younger self
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  Speaker 1: would be very upset because I loved two to two
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  Speaker 1: seven as a kid. Yeah, that show.
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  Speaker 4: That's so weird. That's so weird that you.
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  Speaker 1: Mean a white kid from Oklahoma watching two two seven.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that is exactly right.
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  Speaker 3: Like that should be a question on Jeopardy like things
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  Speaker 3: you never thought, whatever happened in your lifetime, and that
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  Speaker 3: would be the answer.
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  Speaker 1: That would be my ultimate moment is for one that
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  Speaker 1: I'm just on an episode of Jeopardy, and then and
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  Speaker 1: then two there's a there's a whole category where it's
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  Speaker 1: just Oklahoma white kid. I'm like, oh my god, I
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  Speaker 1: got this.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: The old guy that lives across the street from Tone
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  Speaker 2: that's in a trump.
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  Speaker 3: All of them, Yeah, yeah, Jerry.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry, Yeah, Jerry, the octogenarian best friend of Tone.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, who who got who? They sit outside and and
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  Speaker 3: drink Gin and Tonics and yeah uh and Jerry checks on.
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  Speaker 4: They're a wonderful couple.
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  Speaker 3: I've met them a few.
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  Speaker 1: Times, you know what? That right there, that should be
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  Speaker 1: the new sitcom from Tone's production company two point zero.
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  Speaker 3: It should be perfect Strangers, Like that's the that's the
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  Speaker 3: that's the show. Because you just if you ever meet Jerry,
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  Speaker 3: which I hope you do, you can look at him
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  Speaker 3: and look right at Tone and go. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: how you guys hang out. I don't understand it. But
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  Speaker 3: jin is a is a miracle worker apparently.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, all right, I want to speaking of pulling
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  Speaker 1: things out of our past, like two two seven, there's
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  Speaker 1: something else from the past that I need to pull
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  Speaker 1: up because it has become current again. A man died recently.
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  Speaker 1: His name is Jack Carlson, and he died at the
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  Speaker 1: age of eighty two the other day. And the man
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  Speaker 1: was instrumental not only upon the world, but more specifically
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  Speaker 1: upon YouTube. Jack Carlson died this last week at the
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  Speaker 1: age of eighty two, one of the very first YouTube stars.
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  Speaker 1: And I really feel like two thousand and eight was
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  Speaker 1: when YouTube was really really robust and coming into its
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  Speaker 1: own because you had things that had happened over the
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  Speaker 1: previous year or two to really kind of bolster it
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  Speaker 1: to make it cool, one of which was Chad Vader,
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  Speaker 1: which I love that series. If you have not seen
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  Speaker 1: Chad Vader, go watch it. The Retarded Policeman, which is
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  Speaker 1: one of Trey's personal favorites, a phenomenal YouTube series. Along
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  Speaker 1: with all the other myriad viral sensations that YouTube bred.
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  Speaker 1: The Tazon day Chocolate Rain the Sunseed Band talking about
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  Speaker 1: how Jesus is their friend. There's all these videos that
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  Speaker 1: we played with in the old days on YouTube and
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  Speaker 1: on the radio, but there is one that was super
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  Speaker 1: special back then and it is boomeranged now because it's
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  Speaker 1: star has died at the age of eighty two. So
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  Speaker 1: what I'm going to do is I'm going to share
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  Speaker 1: with you the star that I'm referring to and see
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  Speaker 1: if you guys can remember Jack Carlson by name. The
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  Speaker 1: thing is, though, even if you don't remember him by name,
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  Speaker 1: you are going to remember him by voice and by
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  Speaker 1: content of the video that I'm going to share with you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, So here we go. Here's Jack Carlson all
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  Speaker 1: the way back in the early YouTube days while being
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  Speaker 1: arrested in Australia. Ready, can you guys see it? So
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  Speaker 1: there's a white man, middle aged, sultan pepper hair mustache,
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  Speaker 1: being led out of either a jail or a courthouse,
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  Speaker 1: surrounded by authorities and being put into a police car.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: He looks like a drunken captain Kangaroo.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, spot on, Trey, spot on, or as they say
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: in Australia, good on you. Yeah. So he's getting out
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: of the car and now he's being arrested.
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: Just assured, see hand. So at the time you're not
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: as showing any gentlemen.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Is the mach Grose Manifest?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Do you recognize it yet?
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: No?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: So he's uh pretending to be shocked that he's being
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: arrested and it is Democracy.
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: Manifest, gentlemen. Is the bach Grose Manifest. Have a look
• 20:30
  Speaker 8: at the headlock?
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Ye say that.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Chappie with a heil.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: So it's amazing to me is I don't know what
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: this guy did for a living, but the fact that
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: he was not a prolific movie trailer voiceover artist is
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: a tragedy. I mean, listen to how he says. Democracy Manifest, gentlemen,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: is the mach Grose Manifest. And like all things that
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: were great on YouTube and even great today, it goes
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: from something that it seems how eyebar and then immediately
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: drops down the low bar, which is where we live.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: Have a look at the headlock.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: And here we are.
• 21:14
  Speaker 8: This is the bike who got me on the fens.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I look, this is where we need to talk to
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: our friends on the uh down the branch of the
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Treehouse Network from Offbeat, the light side of law enforcement
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: and ask one of those officers, have have you guys
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: ever been shoving a suspect or a purp or an
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: arrestee into a squad car and accidentally grabbed his penis?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Is that a thing?
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: I believe it does happen. Uh, there was. There's another
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: YouTube video with the guys getting fristed. I think it's
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: in his house and they're patting him down and uh
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: the officer uh doesn't understand what the foreign object is
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: because it was it was quite large, and he says,
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: what is this and the guy responds, my penis, sir,
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: so very respectable.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Well, now, keeping in mind I've seen some of those
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: black dot com videos and they don't always sound that nice.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Uh, and you know when a police officer has your
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: junk in in in his hands, respect is what you show?
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you definitely say, sir.
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: Here's the crost manifest. Have a look at the headlock
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: say that this is the who got me on the fish?
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: Why did you do this?
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: But what what is the jogging occulent China.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Headlocks shop?
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: They can't get him now, this is amazing, and he's
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: still talking. They're really trying you see the cops fate
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: like the police is really really trying.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: You know what, sometimes sometimes after a succulent Chinese meal,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: you're just really hard to handle.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: I say that, you know, I mean, have you.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Ever heard someone getting arrested while being so complimentary to
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: the police officers?
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: It just sounds like this is what I would imagine
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: if Sean Connery got arrested. This is what he kind
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: of sad like. He has his moments where he like,
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: it's not Australian, but it's very Sean Connery. Like what
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: he said, this is democracy manifest.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: It sounds like.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Connery, Oh, and are you waiting to.
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: Receive my lymp out.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Of so if you're wondering why he asked that, gentleman,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: if he's wanting to receive his olymp penis, that's because
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: of all these guys trying to handcuff him and get
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: him in the back of this car are some guide decides.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: And I've never seen this, and I've seen a lot
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: of episodes of Cops. Someone jumps into the back seat
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: of the car ahead of uh, mister Carlson here, and
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: mister Carlson asks a very poignant question, which is basically,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: why are you doing that, but does it in his
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: own special delivery.
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: I guess I see that. You know you're kudo? How
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: are you waiting to receive my Lympus? Out at you?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: I love this guy.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I would have let him go right there, Tata and farewell.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Uh uh wow. That is a well rip.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Rip to Jack Carlson, the Australian man behind the Democracy
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: manifest meme who became a worldwide sensation later in life
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: after this nineteen ninety one clip of his arrest for
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: consuming a succulent Chinese meal went viral. They reported he
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: died surrounded by family after battling cancer, hopefully that he
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: did not receive from the succulent.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: Chineseman they received from MSG.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: He also had many other health conditions, including systemic inflammatory
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: response syndrome okay that may have been from the Chinese fur.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: He walked a full according to the family. In a statement,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: they said he walked a full and colorful path and
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: despite the troubles thrown at him, he lived by his
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: motto to keep on laughing. I thought his motto was
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: going to be are you waiting to receive my limp? Penis?
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: That just sounds like something you hear in a bar.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: In Dallas at like two am, like people had too
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: much to drink.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: He lived long enough to see his son pole vault
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: in the Olympics.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Well you know he died proud.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: That's my boy.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I can go now.
• 26:10
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• 26:15
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• 26:21
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• 26:24
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• 26:26
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• 26:28
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• 26:31
  Speaker 1: We've talked about this before, Jacqueline, but I always feel
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: that it bears repeating, and that is someone trying to
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: cut corners when it comes to plumbing. And I will
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: freely admit I've been guilty of this. Our house in
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: the Island, we had a handyman come in do some
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: plumbing stuff and he completely food barred it and we
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: had to have a plumber come in and fix it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: And that's mainly because you don't have an office there.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: But that's why it's so important that if you have
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: a plumbing issue, whether it's want or a need, to
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: contact a reputable license bonded, insured plumber for a multitude
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: of reasons.
• 27:01
  Speaker 9: So let me give you an example. I think I'm
• 27:04
  Speaker 9: kind of like the middle ground. We're not a commissioned company.
• 27:06
  Speaker 9: We're not going to sell you something you don't need.
• 27:08
  Speaker 9: We're not going to mark the price up. And the
• 27:11
  Speaker 9: expression in our office is you're selling the sizzle and
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: not the steak. And like I said, at the end
• 27:16
  Speaker 9: of the day, it's kind of about the meat and
• 27:17
  Speaker 9: the potatoes of the job. Did you do it, did
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: you fix the problem? Did you use the right materials?
• 27:24
  Speaker 9: And at some point in time you have to ask yourself,
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: if I've got two plumbers that are going to do
• 27:28
  Speaker 9: the exact same scope of work and one of them
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: is almost twice as expensive, am I being sold just
• 27:32
  Speaker 9: the sizzle? And that's what I want to walk away
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: from myself is as a consumer, because I have to
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: go through that too, because I only do plumbing.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: But to that.
• 27:41
  Speaker 9: Point when you're talking about when you're no longer looking
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: for the sizzle and you've moved away from the insanely
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: high priced people and you're looking for a really good deal,
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: Now what you've come down to is you're looking for
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: a very affordably priced plumber, but you also have the
• 27:54
  Speaker 9: option to work with a handyman. And like I said,
• 27:57
  Speaker 9: there are handymen who can come in and air quotes
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: fix the problem. But the question becomes do they understand
• 28:03
  Speaker 9: the eccentricities that we understand. So, for example, we had
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: a house that had been all the hot water lines
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: had been repiped, but they repiped it with a sort
• 28:14
  Speaker 9: of pipe that cannot withstand high temperatures, and so it
• 28:18
  Speaker 9: couldn't over a long period of time, withstand the hot
• 28:21
  Speaker 9: water running through it, and so ultimately the fittings on
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: the pipe where two sections of pipe would come together
• 28:27
  Speaker 9: kind of melted away, and so they had multiple leaks
• 28:30
  Speaker 9: all across the house after they had redone this entire house.
• 28:33
  Speaker 9: And it took my my license technician five minutes in
• 28:36
  Speaker 9: the job because he walked in somebody had already dimmed
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: all the walls open and they said, well, this is
• 28:39
  Speaker 9: the wrong kind of pipe it you can't use this
• 28:42
  Speaker 9: for hot water. And we asked, you know, how long
• 28:44
  Speaker 9: did it work and they said, oh, it was you know,
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: a couple months, maybe a year before things just started
• 28:49
  Speaker 9: literally disintegrating. And they probably got a great price for that.
• 28:53
  Speaker 9: But the problem is is that now they have to
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: be pay to do it twice.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: So not only are you paying to get that knowledge
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  Speaker 1: and needs. You know, it's very sad is when someone
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: dies and then you realize you can actually do a
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: pretty good impression of them. Okay, because uh, I too
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: would like.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: We're trying to figure out what movie? What movie character
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: or actor? He sounds like, Okay, there you go.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: How not posh? Yeah that's pretty good?
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, that's that's that's he missed his calling.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, which one is.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: The Hobbit that touches the crystal ball thing and Gandalf
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: tells him not to don't touch that ball and then
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: he does it anyway. Then Sarron finds him. If I
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: if I gone too deep into the Tolkien.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Stuff, Yeah, I never watched him.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: You've never watched Lord of the Rings.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Not real quick. Trey isn't in the second movie because
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I never read the books. So all I all I
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: know is the is the films. Wasn't it in the
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: second movie? Was it Holmes Deep? Is that the keep
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: that they were protecting help Helm's Deep? Oh? One of
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: the Wi Fi options in the neighborhood is Holmes Deep.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Ah.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: So now I don't know if it's a Hobbit reference
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: or a John Holmes reference.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: John holmes biography.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: It's just John Holmes doing a bunch of hobbits which
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: imagine the imagine their shock.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: That was midget porn.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Turns out you don't just toss them do There's a
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: bunch of hobbits climbing the trees. Oh wait, that's just
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: John Holmes there all right. Uh, another thing to bring
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: back from the past, which seems to be the running
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: theme of today's episode inside the Treehouse. We all remember
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: the movie Dodgeball, right, rog you've seen Dodgeball at least, yes, Okay,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: so you know one of the great lines from Dodgeball,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: which is of which there are many, but one of
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: the great ones from Patches o'hulahan, the Dodgeball legend, said
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: that if you can dodge your wrench, you can dodge
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: a ball.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: There are many other dodgeballisms that you know circulate throughout
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: our lives. That's one of them. One of the other
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: ones is Jason Bateman doing color commentary for ESPN the
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Oat Show, next to Gary, the actor that played the
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: broadcast announcer. It's not coming to me at the top,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: but his name's Gary and he's also the one from
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Talladega Knights played Ricky Bobby's dad who was smoking in
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: the school and they told him there's no smokings, that
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: it's okay. I'm a volunteer fireman. Coincidentally, he was also
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: in a sitcom A Tone, which turns out Tone's done
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: a lot of them, so I guess it makes sense.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: ESPN the Oho MHM was fake in the movie Dodgeball.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: It took a number of years, but ESPN finally embraced
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: it and created ESPN the OCHO for real. Yes, now,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize this until recently. Not only did not
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: only did they embrace it, but they've actually made it
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: an actual channel watchable from ESPN and they do this yearly.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: You know how there's Shark week there's the OCHO weekend now.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: And they do it multiple times a year now.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Oh really? Okay, So one of the things I was
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: reading earlier today was that I thought it was just
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: a once a year thing.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: No, they've they've really leaned it used to be once
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: a year. Now I think they're doing it two three
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: times a year on slow weekends. Just obviously once the
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: NFL's gone, they especially in the summer that.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe put on news yeah, I believe it was.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: It was where they started airing the Cornhole Championships was
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: on the show. It's moved, it's it's more mainstream now,
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: but it originally aired on THEO.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: That's how it starts.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Though.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: You put something on the show, you give it life. Yeah,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: and people realize these other sports exist or yeah, and
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: they become fans and they see these sports. Yeah, that
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: seem very approachable and regular people like us think I
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: could do that.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I could.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Play cornhole and and and win.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean one of the one of the biggest
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: stars has no arms or legs, So I'm thinking if
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: you have both of those, then you're pretty much ahead.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Of the game, really ahead of the game.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I had to laugh at when I said, I'm so
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: ashamed of you ed and shoulders above everybody else.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: How is that not his endorsement.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Because he can't wash his hair.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Look, I'm sure a lot of people told him he
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: couldn't play cornhole either, and he found a way. I'm
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: sure he could find a way to wash his hair.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: He's sponsored by bush Bean Inside. I don't know why.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Well, that's because he's still got a butthole. Not everything
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: was taken from him.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: That man has a heart and a colon of gold.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Don't ever underst the me.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: That's how he that's.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: How he pushes his his The bean backthrough is with
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: a little uh little uh a little back end uh
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: back and help.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all propulsion from the bush beans. Not only
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: has it served NASA well, it's also served him well
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: in the National corn Hoole League. So ESPN's the OCHO
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: is a real thing. Now it's manifested into reality. And
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I saw the other day someone actually posted the programming
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: schedule for it, and I was stunned. And I really
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: can't overstate that enough. Have you guys seen the programming
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: list on the ESPN the ohow?
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: No.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I know Trey has seen some because he's sent a
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: couple of screenshots for us. I forgot what one of
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: them was, but it had things trade you have see
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: if you can find that. I remember on there because
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: we talked about it before, which was Slippery Stairs. Trey
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: watched Slippery Stairs. That's a part of the OCHO programming.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: There was something else that I think Trey you had
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: sent us as well, and we've talked about a couple
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: of them. But then I saw one the other day
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: that mentioned the twenty twenty four Excel World Championships, and
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: it took me a second because I thought it meant
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Excel as an Excel at something, not Excel the spreadsheet software. Yes,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: but it's an honest to goodness Excel Spreadsheet Software World Championships.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: And I don't even know what to think anymore, because
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: when Dodgeball said it's sport, Dodgeball the movie said it's
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: sport was airing on esp and the OHO at least
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: that had a semblance of competition and sport and athleticism,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: not realizing that at some point you'd be doing computer
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: software for a trophy.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, they have to give another sport for
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Indian people. So it's the spelling Bee and now this one.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: So you guys are welcome.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like, well this is where we shine
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: type of a deal. Yeah yeah, oh, trade you find it.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: I'm working on it, okay.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I I predict that it'll be one of
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: my people that will win the twenty twenty four Excel
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Spreadshet Excel Championships.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: All right, we shall see. But we missed it. I mean,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: the OCHO programming was last weekend. It included fifty four
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: hours of unique obscure sports, including more than twenty one
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: hours of live content. So what were those events which
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: aired on ESPN, ESPN two and the OCHO streaming hub.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Here's what the days looked like. On Thursday, it was
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Minor League Baseball, the Savannah Bananas versus the Party Animals, Yes,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: which if you have not seen the Savannah Bananas, they're
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: actually pretty awesome because they will stop in the middle
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: of a game and just do dance videos and stuff
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: for their social media channels. Pretty funny trade you find it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: there you go.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: So Micro Microsoft Excel World Championship.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Who do we know who the winner was?
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just I just want to hear
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: the announcers. Oh my god, the formula came up.
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  Speaker 1: With, oh, the function of Acts. Holy cow, no one
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  Speaker 1: saw that coming. You had the twenty twenty four Corgi Races,
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  Speaker 1: the World Dog Surfing Championships, Sasquatch Uncut, Beard and Mustache.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's like Sasquatch soap sponsoring Beard and Mustache event.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Then you got speed Chess and the Microsoft ex Cell
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  Speaker 1: World Championships. That's just one day. Here's some other things
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  Speaker 1: that happened on ESPN. The OCHO on Friday, Red Bull
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  Speaker 1: Game Ball Royale, Ultimate Ninja World Series Finales three, Rivers,
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  Speaker 1: Waiter and Waitress Competition. Then you get the Beard Mustache Competition,
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  Speaker 1: brought to you by Sasquatch. The twenty twenty two I
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  Speaker 1: guess it was a classic Corunna Beltsander Races. They twenty
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  Speaker 1: USA Mullet Championships. Oh, the forty six to Annual Cherry
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  Speaker 1: Pit Spitting Championships. Okay, The twenty twenty three Wisconsin Aunctioneers Championship,
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  Speaker 1: Competitive Speed Cubing, the International Jump Rope Union World Championships,
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  Speaker 1: Blade Masters as a knife Throwing Yeah, twenty twenty four
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  Speaker 1: Bull Shooter Invitational Shootout where I don't know if they're
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  Speaker 1: actually shooting the bulls, in which case they're just taking
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  Speaker 1: what Pamplona does and saying, well, America will raise you one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Omega Ball, the OCHO Show, but that's fun. The twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty four AWA Wiffle Ball All Star Game, which means
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: they have a regular season to have an All Star game.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Then there's the USA Dodgeball All Star Showcase, The Manscaped
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  Speaker 1: Turf Wars Adult Kickball Championship, Table Tennis, Slippery Stairs, Cornhole League,
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  Speaker 1: silver Back Breaking Invitational, which if you're trying to break
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  Speaker 1: a silver back, I would watch that competition because my
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: money's then they air dodgeball, a true underdog story. That's
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: just all on Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: But you know it is the Mullet Championship. Is that
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: like looks or is that the guy driving in his
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: eighty four Chevy pickup like being able to tosh the
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: bush like can speeding out of the truck into the
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: trash can like yeah, yeah, events? Or is it looks?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: No, I understand that makes sense. Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Is it?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Is it purely look based or is there a skill
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: based uh function of it? Kind of like the uh
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Miss America tournament where it's not just the bathing suit,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: but they also have to talk to them.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Yes, uh, they have, they have they have different competitions, right,
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: so they have like a skills and like a swimsuit.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: You know what. Actually some of these events sound like
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: events that would occur during the Mullet Championship. Uh. For example,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: a ball clash, Battle of the Buoie two National Putting Tour,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: the forehand Strike competition, yeah, uh, and then this one
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: certainly Ultimate Tire Wrestling, Yes, And the one I was
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: telling Raj about the other day the car Jujitsu Championship,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: which airs on the Ojo. That's where people do jiu
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: jitsu in a car. I told Raj about this the
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: other day because Russia takes all these things to another level.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: They do a car judo or car jiu jitsu, which
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: is two Russian dudes in in a hatchback wrestling, and
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I think they amp it up by making him do
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: it inside of a Ford pinto, which you know could
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: explode at anytime.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: In the mullet competition, is there like is there a
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: subdivision for like? Is it like, uh, the angry lesbian division?
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Who wins? Because I've seen and and I I'm in Mesquite,
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: and let me just say, I have seen at Chili's
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: two very powerful lesbian mullets, So I just don't so
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: is it open to all genders and races or are
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: we going?
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I would imagine is pretty progressive.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, because there's an Indian guy at my last show
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: with them. He could have he could have won for
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: International Mullet.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: I butt I I the lesbian one would be obviously
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: the Super Championships.
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  Speaker 4: The winner gets a husky.
• 43:31
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  Speaker 1: Water and Power Authority is out for blood. And the
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  Speaker 1: example I have is thus, two weeks ago, a one
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  Speaker 1: hundred year old This is from the Virgin Island Daily News. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: a one hundred year old Saint Thomas Man was trapped
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  Speaker 1: sitting upright in an electric bed after the Virgin Islands
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  Speaker 1: Water and Power Authority abruptly cut off his power. His
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  Speaker 1: daughter said, the centenarian was left to suffer for more
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  Speaker 1: than six hours. This is terrible.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I wasn't ready for it.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Neither was he. There was only to be in there
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: for a few minutes, just therapies and get out, maybe
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: go outside and enjoy the enjoy the fresh salt air.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe go to sibs for one. But he was stuck
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: in his electric chair because the Water and Power Authority
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: turned off his electricity.
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  Speaker 3: His whole life, he's been waiting for technology to keep advancing.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: He's like, I can't believe I live to see the
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: iPhone and then cut to I'm stuck in this.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Ef It troubles me to think that somewhere in the
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Virgin Islands, where all these billionaires and millionaires have socked
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: money away, it wasn't just money. Like somewhere there's a lab,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: probably in St. Thomas, where they keep the heads of
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: dead billionaires and part of the reason that they're sustained
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: is through electric power. Meanwhile, wapa's over there playing with
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: the switches. So if they put one of these heads
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: back on a body in a hundred years. Who knows
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: what we're gonna end up with.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, so finish.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: This was at the end of the story, because I.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Just that's the end of the story. Unfortunately, the Virgin
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Island Daily News did not publish a follow up story.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that man's still stuck in that bed.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: He's probably been battling red tape for years to get
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: that electric hospital bed to make his life easier.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: I just want to know.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Liked the power glitch and it just just pushed him forward.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: So he was just like for six hours of staring
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: at his junk.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, because it might be it might
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: be a six hour blackout. But really, with these rolling
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: blackouts in the Virgin Islands, sometimes they're intermittent and they
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: just kind of come out of nowhere. So he may
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: not have just been suspended in this electric chair for
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: six hours. It might have been jolting him on and
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: off in different positions for the entire six hours.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Power flips. Oh, finally goes hit the button.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Next thing you know, it looks like doctor Frankenstein. He's
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: shoving this dude up through the roof and he's being
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: hit by light. He left and right. But yeah, you
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: got that chair from from medicare.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: It's just a power surgeon that shreats him straight up
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: the stairs faster than he's ever been in his life.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Five one hundred years and a power outage. Electric chair
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: kills you.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Well, because he keeps reviving. It really is one of
• 50:14
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• 50:16
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• 50:19
  Speaker 4: I wish this thing would move faster.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: He's killing me.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Well, it keeps killing you, but it keeps bringing you back. Oh,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I live on an island this day, it's beautiful. The
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: good news is when he got shot through the roof,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: he can see the beaches.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: There's my boat.
• 50:46
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