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Dark Hallways and Giggling: The Malevolent Story · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Well, am I going to get to listen to this
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  Speaker 1: episode or do I need to join the Patreon?
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  Speaker 2: I think you.
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  Speaker 3: I just remembered.
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  Speaker 1: I still have a Patreon account that's been collecting dust.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, but we should tell them about that.
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  Speaker 2: The fact that this.
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  Speaker 4: Week is a Patreon episode and if you, the rest
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  Speaker 4: of you people, were cool, you would be supporting the
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  Speaker 4: show and be kicking in like, I don't know, two
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  Speaker 4: bucks and then you can go and listen to An
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  Speaker 4: awesome episode where we say amazing things like this.
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  Speaker 1: You want to come see my mannequin?
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  Speaker 4: His stuff, in the grand scheme of all the things
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  Speaker 4: he did, weren't all that great.
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  Speaker 3: Especially the other movies. Like, the bulk of his movies that.
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  Speaker 4: Got made after a certain period, it's not great. And
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  Speaker 4: then it gets to, like, a lot of years of, like,
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  Speaker 4: dealing with alcoholism and you know marriage falling apart and
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  Speaker 4: like all the stuff that happens in every one.
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  Speaker 2: Of these this week and behind the music behind the silent.
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  Speaker 3: Film star.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it depends. There's six of them, and I've seen four.
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  Speaker 5: The second one is about a Syrian refugee who now
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  Speaker 5: lives in Germany, but his dog, Zeus, is still back
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  Speaker 5: in Syria.
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  Speaker 3: Such a cool name for a dog.
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  Speaker 2: Zeus.
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  Speaker 5: And the episode is called Bravo, Zeus, because whenever he
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  Speaker 5: does something good on the home videos, you hear everybody going.
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  Speaker 3: Bravo, Zeus!
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  Speaker 5: And he, like, He can't go back to Syria because
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  Speaker 5: he would be drafted into the military, which is basically
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  Speaker 5: a death sentence. So his best friend is living with
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  Speaker 5: this dog and then his best friend gets drafted into
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  Speaker 5: the military.
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  Speaker 1: So like his best friend.
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  Speaker 5: Goes into hiding and has this dog and they have
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  Speaker 5: to figure out how to get the dog to him
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  Speaker 5: in Germany.
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  Speaker 6: It's like, it's like a giant family like event movie.
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  Speaker 1: My mom is the same way with that movie.
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  Speaker 3: That's so weird.
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  Speaker 6: My mom has, she has four sisters and they all get,
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  Speaker 6: you know, they're, pretty loud when they get together. And like,
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  Speaker 6: it's just entertaining just to just not just watch, but
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  Speaker 6: just to watch them watch.
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  Speaker 3: The movie and like just literally scream.
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  Speaker 6: And it's, it's very funny to me. So, uh, I
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  Speaker 6: think I just watched that just to bring back funny
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  Speaker 6: memories of seeing relatives, uh, screaming in a, in a
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  Speaker 6: living room.
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  Speaker 4: That I've seen a few of, but like they pull
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  Speaker 4: some really weird stuff out and like almost industrial films.
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  Speaker 3: He does, he does one for, Like the Canadian railway system?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's what I think was unfortunate about it
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  Speaker 5: because in the beginning it was kind of like, okay,
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  Speaker 5: this could be promising because that scene with the mannequins.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I hate mannequins anyway.
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  Speaker 7: Why?
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling Kim Cattrall what you said. Who's got a
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  Speaker 3: room full of mannequins?
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  Speaker 1: I actually wrote, okay, so I took notes this time.
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  Speaker 3: You haven't been in my back room, have you? Never mind,
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  Speaker 3: never mind. Let's stay here.
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  Speaker 5: My first bulletin was, well, I don't love those mannequins.
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  Speaker 5: And then I said, little indent below, Herb Baumeister territory.
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  Speaker 5: So now we're going to get a little serial killer lesson.
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  Speaker 5: Have you guys heard of her bomb master?
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  Speaker 4: To the point that she doesn't even bother to freak
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  Speaker 4: out anymore. Like when she's walking in the house pissed off.
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  Speaker 4: Like she just passes one like get out of the way.
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  Speaker 3: She's like moving. I got to go kill an old lady.
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  Speaker 3: Like she's just like. I'll deal with you later. I
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  Speaker 3: ain't got time for you damn dead kids. Get out
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  Speaker 3: of my way.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like the.
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  Speaker 5: Last time somebody did that originally in a movie would
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  Speaker 5: probably be The Descent.
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  Speaker 1: That was the last time where.
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  Speaker 5: You could believably have someone randomly fall through the floor,
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  Speaker 5: sustain a serious injury.
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  Speaker 1: But this, it was just like, oh, great. Elliot broke
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  Speaker 1: his goddamn ankle.
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  Speaker 7: Way to go, Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: Now we have to deal with this.
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  Speaker 1: And then, can we talk about that climax moment, though?
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  Speaker 2: The fact that you're really schooled on this serial killer
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  Speaker 2: says a lot about you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and my love of mannequins. So this guy... I
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  Speaker 1: can do two bucks. It's not so bad.
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  Speaker 3: It's half of what I paid for this cup of coffee.
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  Speaker 7: This cup of coffee.
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