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When do girls stop being slobs? 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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SPEAKER_01: I this just I have to ask this question.
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SPEAKER_01: What?
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SPEAKER_01: Maybe some other parents can kind of help me with this.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, so I told you the kids everybody was just leaving the house for school.
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SPEAKER_01: My cameras, you know, popped off and everybody was heading out the door and all that.
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SPEAKER_01: By the way, perfect time to rob my place.
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SPEAKER_01: I just told you on the radio, my house is now empty.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean Except for eight pugs, which will probably maul you with kisses.
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SPEAKER_01: So maybe stay away.
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SPEAKER_00: I think most of our houses are empty now.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, probably.
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SPEAKER_01: So at any rate, I told you Tiffany wasn't feeling good over the weekend.
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SPEAKER_01: After she managed to uh, you know, burn herself out shopping in Ithaca, she was pretty wiped out.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, wait, what?
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SPEAKER_00: What?
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SPEAKER_01: What?
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SPEAKER_01: No, I'm just teasing.
0:41
SPEAKER_01: I'm totally teasing.
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SPEAKER_00: If you missed it before, like I said, going to Ithaca and going to Home Goods and TJ Maxx is the equivalent of kids who eat ice cream even though they say their belly hurts.
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SPEAKER_00: I could be sick and Danielle could be like, Ithaca Home Goods.
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SPEAKER_00: I guess I'll get myself out of bed.
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SPEAKER_00: Maybe it'll make maybe it'll make me feel better.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right, right.
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SPEAKER_01: That's great.
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SPEAKER_01: No, no, in all seriousness, she's she's had a sore throat for a couple days.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh wait, that's where you got it then.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, mine went away, thank it.
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SPEAKER_01: Thankfully.
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SPEAKER_01: So um I mean, some of you probably wish it hadn't, but either way.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, so I get all your yelling out.
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SPEAKER_01: I thought, yeah, I thought to myself, I'm gonna try to be the good person and uh really really clean up the house.
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SPEAKER_01: Now I know it's probably I already know, and this is not a dig, this is a true statement.
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SPEAKER_01: It's probably not a hundred percent to her level, but I'm like, I in my mind said, Hey Farfards.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm going to do, I'm gonna do the cupboards top to bottom.
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SPEAKER_01: Murphy's well soaped them, uh, the the counters, vacuum, mop, the whole deal, then get to the bathroom, do, you know, do all this.
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SPEAKER_01: Now, I again, I I'm like, I she needs to rest.
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SPEAKER_01: This needs to get taken care of because I know that by Tuesday she'd be like, this house is a mess.
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SPEAKER_01: And it would stress her out.
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SPEAKER_01: That's her stress point, okay?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: So at least I tried.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, maybe it's we'll see where it is.
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SPEAKER_01: But I even have to tell you, and it's not the first time I've cleaned a bathroom.
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SPEAKER_01: It was the second.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, I really spent some time on the bathroom where the kids, you know, terrorize it all weekend.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: When terrorize it.
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SPEAKER_01: When do you so you have to realize something?
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SPEAKER_01: Gavin is the neat freak.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, oh, thank God.
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SPEAKER_01: Good for you.
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SPEAKER_01: 90% of his life is neat freak.
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SPEAKER_01: If you looked at the dressers and his uh stuff in his in his bedroom, it's like, okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't we all have to have a mess somewhere?
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SPEAKER_00: That's like my car.
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SPEAKER_01: But for the most part, he's a neat freak when it comes to like if there's a piece of uh a little dollop of uh toothpaste Lydia left behind in the sink, he makes me come in and clean it before he's he's like so he likes he likes things a certain way, right?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm like Gavin, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Lydia is, and I I don't know if I was like this or not.
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SPEAKER_01: It is like a splash pad everywhere.
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SPEAKER_01: There is all over the mirror, literally dried water and everything else.
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SPEAKER_01: And I know it's from specs.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes, I know it's not from Gavin.
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SPEAKER_01: She's just, you know, kind of a s when do girls go from slobby to put together?
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SPEAKER_01: And what I mean is is sometimes never.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm serious.
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SPEAKER_00: I've lived with so many girls.
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SPEAKER_01: So the reason I say this is I pulled Gavin in yesterday, and I really didn't have to say it, and I go, Your father spent a lot of time.
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SPEAKER_01: The teeth are together.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_01: Your father spent a lot of time keeping this, you know, getting this bathroom together.
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SPEAKER_01: So make sure to keep it clean.
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SPEAKER_01: Keep it clean.
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SPEAKER_01: Then I pull Lydia in.
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SPEAKER_01: Teeth are even tighter together.
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SPEAKER_01: Listen to me.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_01: See the mirror?
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SPEAKER_01: It's clean.
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SPEAKER_01: Keep it that way.
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SPEAKER_00: Girls are the worst, Scott.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, okay, well, that's I would leave passive-aggressive notes to my college roommates because they would leave their hair inside the shower.
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SPEAKER_00: And my one, my one, well, friend and roommate, she's Greek, so she's got that tight black, curly hair.
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SPEAKER_01: And it was like wallpaper.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, yes.
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SPEAKER_00: So gross.
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SPEAKER_00: I some girls never shake it.
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SPEAKER_01: Really?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: There's always like other slogans.
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SPEAKER_00: Those are the ones you really gotta say.
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SPEAKER_01: You're gonna come help me clean the bathroom right now and learn just what this is like to clean it up.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I mean, I the answer I guess is stay on her because I feel like I changed the most once I got to college because I knew I was sharing space, but other some people don't care about that.
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SPEAKER_00: But I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't want to say it's genetic, but I would say stay honor on it.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, I Because I appreciate a clean house now.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I know that I can be messy.
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SPEAKER_01: I realize that.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: At the same time, I even reach a point where I'm like, man, I'm a pig.
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SPEAKER_00: I gotta clean this up.
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SPEAKER_00: But with girls, good luck.
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SPEAKER_01: All right, maybe maybe somebody can answer this in their house.
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SPEAKER_01: Did you see a change at like 14?
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SPEAKER_01: Did you I mean she's seven.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not I'm not overly concerned, but this is the time where it's like, how do you do that?
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SPEAKER_00: Wait a second.
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SPEAKER_01: How do you get a literally wall-sized mirror totally spackled?
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SPEAKER_00: Right?
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SPEAKER_00: It looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh and this is something you just talked about a little bit last week with the chore chart.
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SPEAKER_00: This is where you gotta be consistent with that chore chart.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: He says.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, I get this.
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SPEAKER_01: Good luck with Lydia.
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SPEAKER_01: My daughter is 13 and I see no sign of her being uh a clean person.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't you think sometimes it also regresses once they become teenagers?
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SPEAKER_00: Because I know when I was in high school, I couldn't even see my floor sometimes.
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SPEAKER_00: Couldn't even see it.
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SPEAKER_00: Why?
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SPEAKER_00: I changed clothes five times a day.
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SPEAKER_00: Why?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: Tiffany texts, she goes, We didn't go to home goods.
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SPEAKER_01: Jules and I were both sick.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, you should have gone to home goods, you'd have felt better.