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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk, random crap,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk, random crap, random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, random crap.
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  Speaker 2: Deuce fuck crap, Oh crap.
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  Speaker 3: We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 2: They talk about crap that is random.
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  Speaker 3: It's the Queen City's favorite morning tandem, Mac and Bone.
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  Speaker 2: Random crap. Mac and Bone.
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  Speaker 3: It's time you heard. You heard the random crap singers.
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  Speaker 3: It's time. It's go time, let's do a little random crap.
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  Speaker 3: There'll be more acc football Talk Top of the Hour
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  Speaker 3: with David Glenn from the NC Sports Network. He was
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  Speaker 3: there yesterday at the festivities here in Charlotte at to Hilton,
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  Speaker 3: talking to Dave Dorn among others. So we got that
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  Speaker 3: coming up at eight. But right now, let's have a
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  Speaker 3: little fun here, shall we. Let's make fun of Pierce Morgan,
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  Speaker 3: should we? This guy is arrogant is all get out.
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  Speaker 3: He's annoyed the crap out of me for years, but
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  Speaker 3: he revealed himself yesterday fit dog as the Skip Bayless
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  Speaker 3: of England. Let me read off a couple of his
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  Speaker 3: tweets he's sent in the middle of the match yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Fit Dog reminds me of some Skip Bayless tweets that
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  Speaker 3: don't age well during a game. The first one in
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  Speaker 3: the first half is Messi playing today because a very
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  Speaker 3: quiet start to the game. Right for Leo Messi.
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  Speaker 2: I believe with.
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  Speaker 3: Those two assists on those two goals, I believe the
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  Speaker 3: peercecot His answered later another one, Fitty, This has been
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  Speaker 3: a Thomas Tukele tactical masterclass. Take us home, Thomas. That's
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  Speaker 3: when they were up one nothing, the Skip Bayless of England.
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  Speaker 3: How badly I'm not now, I'm gonna act, not act
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  Speaker 3: fitty like I haven't sent out some tweets that, looking
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  Speaker 3: back sound like that from Panthers games. But how badly
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  Speaker 3: did those tweets age?
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  Speaker 4: Kind of like Frank reichen is what is eleven months
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  Speaker 4: on the job as the head coach? Yes, not badly
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  Speaker 4: of the Carolina Panthers. Macki's He's still tweeting this morning
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  Speaker 4: about yesterday. He's coming to the defense of Thomas, saying
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  Speaker 4: that he was five minutes away from when he goes
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  Speaker 4: to our first World Cup final in sixty years, and
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  Speaker 4: had they hung on to win, he'd be lauded a
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  Speaker 4: hero by the same people trashing him, But that's what
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  Speaker 4: they sign up for.
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  Speaker 3: They didn't though, actually like that matters. If they would
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  Speaker 3: have won the game, he'd be a hero. Of course,
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  Speaker 3: that's kind of the way sports works. He is a
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  Speaker 3: ridiculous bland you know, prevent defense type parked the bus.
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  Speaker 2: Strategy for thirty minutes didn't exactly work. He won't gonna
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  Speaker 2: get ripped.
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  Speaker 4: He wants too cool to stay the manager because he
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  Speaker 4: thinks that they will win the next uh was it
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  Speaker 4: Euros twenty twenty eight? Is when?
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  Speaker 3: Then they get out of here cor big tournament and
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  Speaker 3: hire Pep Guardiol and win everything England? All right, seriously,
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  Speaker 3: get that, get two cale the hell out of here.
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  Speaker 3: Well you get a top hair, I know, living, Why
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  Speaker 3: do I care that? But you gotta give Pep all
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  Speaker 3: that oil money. Without the oil money is what is it?
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  Speaker 3: He's left, man, See, get out of here with your
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  Speaker 3: old jokes. Actually pepped to the USA, baby, how about
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  Speaker 3: we do that? All right?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you want Paccino gone over there? Like, let's move it.
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  Speaker 3: No, he is probably going to just leave, but anyway,
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  Speaker 3: let's move along.
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  Speaker 2: Here.
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  Speaker 3: The most disgusting viral video I've seen since the last
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  Speaker 3: disgusting viral video Fitty, which probably two days ago a
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  Speaker 3: dude fell in the porta john? Did you see this video?
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  Speaker 3: Bar still retweet it. Yes, the dude was in the
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  Speaker 3: porta john hole with all that muckety muck down there,
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  Speaker 3: and they're trying to pull him out. If you've ever
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  Speaker 3: had a crappy day pun intended in your life, think
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  Speaker 3: of this man. Holy you talk about random crap. It
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  Speaker 3: was all around him, Fitty.
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  Speaker 4: Would you be willing to get your friend out of
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  Speaker 4: a porta john? Like I love Flounder. He's been my
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  Speaker 4: best friend since the sixth grade, But if he fell,
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  Speaker 4: if he were to fall into a porta john, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if I'm going to get him out.
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  Speaker 3: You would just leave him there and say smell you later,
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  Speaker 3: pun intended.
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  Speaker 4: I might find someone else to help get him out, But.
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  Speaker 2: How can you leave it forget a friend?
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  Speaker 4: Or if you leave a man, you want someone else's
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  Speaker 4: FECI matter on you because I don't want that fecal matter.
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  Speaker 2: Friendship has two would.
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  Speaker 4: Get Would you get bone out of a portage?
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  Speaker 2: One hundred percent?
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  Speaker 3: I would pull that man out of U unless he
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  Speaker 3: was acting like one of his annoying personalities like Notre
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  Speaker 3: Dame Bone, Golden Bone.
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  Speaker 2: I might not pull that guy out, all right.
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  Speaker 4: So if Hokey Bone falls falls into porta John, I'm
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  Speaker 4: pulling him out.
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  Speaker 2: You're getting Hokey Bone out? What kind of friend are
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  Speaker 2: you just gonna say?
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  Speaker 3: Later?
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  Speaker 5: That is.
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  Speaker 3: Videos shown his true colors today, y'all. Don't mark this down.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you're talking about punt intended. I don't want
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  Speaker 4: someone's random crap on me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. If we were levitar Show, we'd have
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  Speaker 3: a poke right now. Gierbo would put it on the pole.
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  Speaker 3: Would you pull your best friend out of a porta
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  Speaker 3: John hole?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, let's get to some more stuff. Oh, the Great
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  Speaker 3: America Tailgate. So USA today is doing this cool thing
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  Speaker 3: where they are having like a tailgate item that is
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  Speaker 3: specific fitty to each of the thirty two markets in
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  Speaker 3: the NFL. And they're into the third round. It's a bracket.
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  Speaker 3: They're in the third round right now. Pulled Pork, Carolina,
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  Speaker 3: Pulled Pork versus Buffalo Wings. So you could go search
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  Speaker 3: for Great America Tailgate, y'all, because each vote gives you
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  Speaker 3: a chance to win one hundred or a thousand dollars
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  Speaker 3: Hall of Fame gift card, so it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: So there's something possibly in it for you.
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  Speaker 3: Plus you get to vote for the home you know,
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  Speaker 3: the home Cities Carolina pulled pork. They describe it as
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  Speaker 3: a vinegar base, so the Eastern North Carolina versus Buffalo wings.
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  Speaker 3: Honest question, though, Fitty, I'd love for pulled pork to win,
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  Speaker 3: because that would be Carolina winning. What do you like better,
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  Speaker 3: vinegar based pulled pork or buffalo wings?
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  Speaker 2: Buffalo wings?
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  Speaker 4: And I mean mac, there's not even a thought into
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  Speaker 4: the prom. I love barbecue. I love vinegar based barbecue.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's the best way to consume. But chicken wings.
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  Speaker 4: Like if I were on death row and my fan
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  Speaker 4: I had to pick my final meal, my final meal
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  Speaker 4: would be chicken wings when I get to the Pearly gates.
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  Speaker 4: If I get to the Pearly gates and you know,
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  Speaker 4: we get talked that we can eat whenever we want
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  Speaker 4: in heaven. I just want a buffet for eternity of
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  Speaker 4: all the chicken wings that I that I can eat.
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  Speaker 4: I love chicken, I love chicken wings.
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  Speaker 3: I have to be honest, and I know that there
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  Speaker 3: are people gonna be cursing at their radio. I like
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  Speaker 3: buffalo wings, but I mean they're both amazing, yes, but
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  Speaker 3: I like like buffalo wings is on my short list
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  Speaker 3: of like I don't know, like three top foods for
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  Speaker 3: me I eat.
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  Speaker 4: I eat wings just about once a week. Like I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna go somewhere and get some wings. But vote for
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  Speaker 4: pulled pork anyway. But I think I'm with you, Fiddy.
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  Speaker 3: Someone's gonna tell us to move to Buffalo, but that
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  Speaker 3: doesn't happen. You can't move from Carolina to Buffalo. You
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  Speaker 3: could only move, apparently from Buffalo to Caroline.
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  Speaker 4: Unless you're a Carolina panther, then you can go from Buffalo.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, that's a good point. That's a good point. We
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  Speaker 3: got Okay, we gotta do. We've got to explain this
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  Speaker 3: woman in Florida lives in a retirement home in Florida.
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  Speaker 3: We got to explain the situation because this is hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: This is more like a what the belief thing a
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  Speaker 3: Florida woman situation. All Right, So she just got a
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  Speaker 3: license plate and they gave her for a car. She's
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  Speaker 3: seventy seven, and the license plate that is now on
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  Speaker 3: the back of her car has led to people giving
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  Speaker 3: her some stick on around the retirement community because they
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  Speaker 3: think it's a dirty license plate. This poor woman didn't
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  Speaker 3: ask for this license plate. I will explain the license
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  Speaker 3: plate to you. Sqz A five to five and it
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  Speaker 3: looks like sqz ass is what it looks like on
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  Speaker 3: the life play.
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  Speaker 2: The fives look like us.
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  Speaker 3: It's so people think it's a squeeze you know what
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  Speaker 3: a squeeze you know, a squeeze urse license plate. Listen
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  Speaker 3: to her doing a local TV interview in Florida about this.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think a woman that lives in a senior
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  Speaker 5: community that's going to be seventy seven years old next month,
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  Speaker 5: we'll be driving around with what this plate has to say.
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  Speaker 3: That is Nancy streeto And according to an Arctic Lamb reading,
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  Speaker 3: the Pampaino Beach resident went ballistic when she discovered what
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  Speaker 3: her new license plate says.
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  Speaker 2: God, that's funny. You think someone did it on purpose?
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  Speaker 4: I want to think so, I do too, kind of actually,
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  Speaker 4: but oh that's hilarious. I mean, Mac, you've you've been
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  Speaker 4: to the local DMV, You've been to the license plate place.
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  Speaker 2: I only those people are up.
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  Speaker 4: To snuff enough that there's probably just an honest mistake,
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  Speaker 4: but damn it's a funny one.
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  Speaker 3: I wish it is God. I want yeah, I do too.
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  Speaker 3: I want to know somebody did that on purpose. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: here's an old lady. I got a funny license fleate
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  Speaker 3: I can give her. Oh my goodness, walk them down
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  Speaker 3: by the way. He says, no harm done. Buffalo Wings
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  Speaker 3: just got the mat. Curse and pull pork will move
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  Speaker 3: on in the bracketsh we will see. Time will tell
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  Speaker 3: anyway that has been random crap. Ladies and gentlemen, boys
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  Speaker 3: and girls. Always enjoyable, Always enjoyable allows us to goof
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  Speaker 3: off as if we're not goofing off during all the
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  Speaker 3: other segments as well,