Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 397: The Sickle Cell or the Egg
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Let's get the show on the road. Everybody ready, You ready,
- 0:04Speaker 1: mister Press, Are you ready?
- 0:11Speaker 2: Mister yes, SpongeBob, I'm ready.
- 0:23Speaker 1: I'm ready. Has anybody actually ever responded to that question
- 0:27Speaker 1: my feelings?
- 0:28Speaker 3: Definitely?
- 0:29Speaker 1: Huh.
- 0:30Speaker 3: He never.
- 0:30Speaker 1: He doesn't ask me if they're ready. He said ready, yeah, yeah,
- 0:35Speaker 1: so keen I just can't find it.
- 0:38Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, okay, that's what I say, just making
- 0:41Speaker 4: stuff up.
- 0:42Speaker 5: Got the answer still could have been answered. The question
- 0:45Speaker 5: could have still been an answered.
- 0:47Speaker 1: You're doing it again. Mm hmmm mm hmm mm hmmm.
- 0:52Speaker 3: Wow, philosophy right there?
- 0:56Speaker 1: What's going on? Everybody? This is not that serious pot
- 1:00Speaker 1: cast the greatest podcast in the world, World Basket our greatness.
- 1:08Speaker 3: I happened to be one of your hosts.
- 1:11Speaker 1: Michael lz Kenan is in the building. Lamont. Oh, that's right.
- 1:20Speaker 1: We don't have to. I don't have to. We don't
- 1:21Speaker 1: have to step all over. Why ignorance. I had a
- 1:26Speaker 1: Keenan moment. I know, did you did that? Go back
- 1:29Speaker 1: and listen because he he actually got it all out.
- 1:31Speaker 1: It's just that you was talking, so that's why I
- 1:33Speaker 1: didn't hear. Oh yeah, I didn't. I heard that. I
- 1:35Speaker 1: was listening.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Yeah, I was talking to Mic and I didn't hear Elsie.
- 1:37Speaker 5: Saying yeah, Keenan stepped all over it, like no, he
- 1:39Speaker 5: got it out. Yeah, I was just in full conversation.
- 1:42Speaker 5: So I like an apology.
- 1:43Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's okay, doctor.
- 1:49Speaker 2: Like getting lightning in a bottle, okay, doctor d d
- 1:55Speaker 2: a doctor apology, okay, Doctor Temple's beige blade ak waffle
- 1:59Speaker 2: son o viat vino, okay, the great Wafimo, the magician
- 2:03Speaker 2: with the prescription.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Dealing out that magic, passing out. I apologize mine, I
- 2:15Speaker 1: thank you.
- 2:17Speaker 5: I appreciate that. How's everybody doing today? Why you just
- 2:21Speaker 5: look me up and down? What are you about to do?
- 2:22Speaker 1: I wasn't about to do anything. Look like it was
- 2:24Speaker 1: looking for not to look for it. What am I gonna?
- 2:29Speaker 1: What am I gonna do some for? Right now? I
- 2:32Speaker 1: got nothing. I don't look for nothing. Okay, I'm gonna
- 2:35Speaker 1: cook this man. I can find anything. Just because we've
- 2:37Speaker 1: been I've known you. I can find anything. I know
- 2:40Speaker 1: deep dark things about you. I don't need to doubt you.
- 2:44Speaker 1: Don't got to go to the deep exactly, so.
- 2:48Speaker 6: I'm not limited by your clothing. I've known you for
- 2:52Speaker 6: over two decads.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Well, let's not do this in front of company. I
- 2:55Speaker 1: mean we've been doing it for the company for the
- 2:58Speaker 1: better part of however. Yeah, but yeah, thanks everybody for listening.
- 3:09Speaker 1: We're thank you for joining us again for another week,
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- 3:49Speaker 1: definitive time that we were talking less about, but look
- 3:53Speaker 1: out for that. Yeah. But the YouTube is great. We're
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- 4:06Speaker 1: the hell those YouTube numbers. We have the subathon. Woo woot.
- 4:15Speaker 1: We got the subathon coming up on April nineteenth at
- 4:20Speaker 1: around so able one twelve twelve, early afternoon. We're gonna
- 4:30Speaker 1: go well into the night. I don't even think the
- 4:34Speaker 1: sun's gonna be set by the time. Should be my well,
- 4:39Speaker 1: because that was Dune. You got dj that night. Oh no,
- 4:41Speaker 1: I actually just got changed.
- 4:44Speaker 3: So I.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Sleep here. Okay, me too because I don't got work
- 4:53Speaker 1: the next Nah, Biggie's not gonna go for that. You're
- 4:58Speaker 1: gonna be here. So she's like, no, we're going home.
- 5:03Speaker 1: We're going home home. Oh Dan she coming. Yeah, Hey,
- 5:08Speaker 1: we're gonna have Biggie in a segment. So no, no,
- 5:11Speaker 1: we're gonna get big ee segment. Biggie reviews me talking
- 5:16Speaker 1: to as not two hundred and fifty seven pounds. She's
- 5:21Speaker 1: actually very very Actually she's blow the difference between us
- 5:26Speaker 1: might be two hundred. She was big too. I'm like, no, brother,
- 5:32Speaker 1: that's ironic. The nigga that played, nigga that played what's
- 5:37Speaker 1: the name, Rest in peace, Deebo Tiny, It's it's irony.
- 5:44Speaker 1: When did Deebo die? He died, like I want to say,
- 5:47Speaker 1: within the last five to six years, right after COVID,
- 5:50Speaker 1: I think or during COVID. He died from COVID. He
- 5:52Speaker 1: died from I made that up?
- 5:54Speaker 4: Possibly possibly was he back motherfucker?
- 6:00Speaker 1: What else? He said? Prodigy died for Peanut butter did
- 6:04Speaker 1: they say that, But they say you choked on No, nigga,
- 6:07Speaker 1: he had sickle cell. No, they said he had there was,
- 6:09Speaker 1: but yeah, it was known that he had sickle cell.
- 6:11Speaker 1: But then they tried to say that the reason he
- 6:13Speaker 1: passed wasn't because of that. They like they said, like
- 6:15Speaker 1: he choked, he choked on the Yeah, choked on skipping
- 6:19Speaker 1: on anyway, Yeah, we got the summer thigh on the
- 6:25Speaker 1: April nineteenth until we got a lot of fun days
- 6:28Speaker 1: planning for us. We got we got planning for us.
- 6:32Speaker 1: Oh my god. They said he died from choking on
- 6:36Speaker 1: an egg. He choked on the egg. Complications comp what's funny?
- 6:43Speaker 1: M hmm, complications from sickle celling themeum and choking on
- 6:49Speaker 1: an egg. It sounds like the choking on the egg
- 6:51Speaker 1: was the real issue. What k first? I mean the
- 6:55Speaker 1: sickle cell technically choking because of the sickle cell, chicken,
- 7:00Speaker 1: the sickle cell of the egg.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Cokame first to sickle celling. The egg that has the
- 7:06Speaker 2: title the egg. All right, Peter project.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Like make the cell words like struck it up like
- 7:17Speaker 1: the egg. We don't like that.
- 7:18Speaker 2: And I was like, I can't even swallow my sickle cells.
- 7:22Speaker 1: Get up.
- 7:28Speaker 4: Sorry, they said, it's crazy member of legendary duo.
- 7:31Speaker 1: Mom deep if you don't. Yeah, we got a lot
- 7:33Speaker 1: of some fun stuff playing. Uh, we're gonna surprised in
- 7:38Speaker 1: the corner. Make sure you still send us suggestions for
- 7:42Speaker 1: the Wheel of Shame. Please don't send any more suggestions
- 7:45Speaker 1: for the Rule of No smore. I'm seen where, you know,
- 7:52Speaker 1: they said, they said in discord, I don't see it.
- 7:54Speaker 1: I don't see a lot. It wasn't that many, not
- 7:57Speaker 1: even like that. There don't they were wild. But we
- 8:04Speaker 1: still say I saw a couple that were nice, that
- 8:06Speaker 1: were that were nice. The symbol that was crazy. Yeah,
- 8:12Speaker 1: we could do that. Mike would definitely have to be
- 8:14Speaker 1: on the bottom. But that's only yeah the push stop.
- 8:17Speaker 1: What who's on the bottom? Nobody, there's really no bottom.
- 8:20Speaker 1: There's no there is no bottom. It's like a equal thing.
- 8:26Speaker 1: It's an equal distribution. Well, the one or the one
- 8:29Speaker 1: whill we lean back? Push up one?
- 8:31Speaker 4: You want to lean back one?
- 8:34Speaker 1: We adultas, yeah, feed up in a pike position. Oh yeah,
- 8:47Speaker 1: there's no there's no like bottom on that. It's like
- 8:49Speaker 1: everybody's just yeah.
- 8:52Speaker 4: It is a science.
- 8:53Speaker 1: I guess I think we could pull that off. I
- 8:58Speaker 1: think we could to yours. I mean we we are
- 9:01Speaker 1: for grown as men, we should be able to do that.
- 9:04Speaker 1: I mean we would just need room. We just had.
- 9:06Speaker 1: We definitely wouldn't. There's not enough space right here. No,
- 9:09Speaker 1: we would have to go. I all, we're gonna need
- 9:11Speaker 1: a traveling camera.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Unless with me and Keenan's height, we could be this
- 9:17Speaker 2: way and you guys are the other way.
- 9:19Speaker 1: We might be able to pull it off, but it
- 9:20Speaker 1: won't be on camera. No, someone would have to like
- 9:25Speaker 1: we would have to go stream from like somebody's phone.
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- 9:43Speaker 3: What else?
- 9:43Speaker 1: Shout out to speaker and Spotify all the good people there.
- 9:46Speaker 3: We loved you.
- 9:49Speaker 1: Yeah. What's everybody doing?
- 9:52Speaker 3: How everybody feeling?
- 9:53Speaker 1: Right? Weeks been? I know you got a yeah. I
- 9:59Speaker 1: mean now, it was just a busy week. I was
- 10:03Speaker 1: literally djingt at just Vera all weekend, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
- 10:07Speaker 1: And I was only supposed to be there one day. Ah,
- 10:10Speaker 1: niggas call out, niggas got other shit to do. I'm like, yeah,
- 10:13Speaker 1: I can do it. Easy money.
- 10:14Speaker 4: I guess easy money. He's easy money. Paid my rent.
- 10:17Speaker 3: Did you have a special birs?
- 10:20Speaker 1: Yeah, I did a brunch this Sunday. There's gonna be
- 10:22Speaker 1: more from throughout the summer. So we're still like kind
- 10:26Speaker 1: of like getting the ball rolling. But it was a
- 10:28Speaker 1: good turnout with that. But other than that, but I
- 10:32Speaker 1: know at my job, I got switched off like my students,
- 10:35Speaker 1: so that kind of threw off my schedule. So I
- 10:38Speaker 1: have to be there earlier now, but I get I
- 10:40Speaker 1: get to leave earlier. We'll tell you got to be
- 10:42Speaker 1: there seven between seven fifteen and seven thirty, so before
- 10:48Speaker 1: I can get there like seven forty five and be chilling.
- 10:51Speaker 1: So it's not too much of a difference. But before
- 10:54Speaker 1: you were with one student mostly, but now you're no
- 10:57Speaker 1: so it's the opposite. So before I was I was
- 10:59Speaker 1: a one on what aid with one student, but we
- 11:01Speaker 1: were going to different classes. Now I'm with one child
- 11:04Speaker 1: in a self contained class and he's non urble, so
- 11:08Speaker 1: like he got like a talk pad and everything. So
- 11:09Speaker 1: it's like a completely different speed. Yeah, like it's not
- 11:14Speaker 1: it's definitely different. It's a different vibe. Yeah, yeah, like
- 11:18Speaker 1: but he's not even it's like like he has a
- 11:20Speaker 1: talk pad, but it's not even like a Stephen Hawking
- 11:22Speaker 1: type thing where he's just typing up a storm. Like
- 11:24Speaker 1: he's literally like auticicity. Like so he'll say like, yes, no,
- 11:29Speaker 1: he got much on the talks. There's a bunch of
- 11:31Speaker 1: different things on there, but he's not having full conversations.
- 11:34Speaker 1: It's limited, very limited. So and now I went from
- 11:38Speaker 1: switching classrooms, just from being to being just one place
- 11:41Speaker 1: all day.
- 11:42Speaker 2: What do you think about the effects of the tariffs? Somebody, yes, there,
- 11:50Speaker 2: it is simple, very I'm not.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Gonna keep coming around, but I will say they are.
- 12:00Speaker 1: I had to switch like Friday, and it was just
- 12:01Speaker 1: like an immediate like Thursday. On the Friday didn't give
- 12:04Speaker 1: me a choice. They were just like, yeah, we're switching.
- 12:06Speaker 1: Oh so I didn't get to pick this. I didn't
- 12:08Speaker 1: get a say. It just happened because somebody else got
- 12:11Speaker 1: moved and it was a domino effect.
- 12:13Speaker 4: That's how Yeah, I guess, but I wasn't really.
- 12:17Speaker 1: It always rolls downstream. But then the first day, like Friday,
- 12:22Speaker 1: fucking fight breaks out right in front of me. So
- 12:25Speaker 1: this is the first time. I even had to break
- 12:26Speaker 1: up a fight September for your success. Niggas start fighting
- 12:31Speaker 1: on my leg. I'm like, I look down, like, what
- 12:32Speaker 1: the fuck? Like? So this is situated. So apparently one
- 12:36Speaker 1: little was talking about like his cousin or something like that,
- 12:38Speaker 1: and I don't even know, but he slammed him. I
- 12:42Speaker 1: was like, he slammed. He's looking like that one. What's
- 12:45Speaker 1: that one boxing referee? So my rule is right, I'm
- 12:51Speaker 1: not stopped. I was never gonna stop anything until I
- 12:53Speaker 1: saw somebody really getting ass. Be like, because if you
- 12:55Speaker 1: don't fight, I want to see the fighting. There's gonna
- 12:59Speaker 1: be a real like I'm an let you like do something, right,
- 13:02Speaker 1: I'll let you do. I'm gonna let you get a
- 13:04Speaker 1: couple of ones, the cousins on the right. So yeah, literally,
- 13:07Speaker 1: like they got fifteen seconds. Come on, they're getting back
- 13:11Speaker 1: from lunch and for whatever reason, whenever they didn't back.
- 13:13Speaker 4: From lunch, something always happens. It's just way too rowdy.
- 13:16Speaker 1: Right. So I'm in the hallway again getting water. I'm like,
- 13:20Speaker 1: you know, let me just chill here for a second. Right,
- 13:22Speaker 1: So I see these two niggas like staring at each
- 13:24Speaker 1: other like he like pushed them kind of and I heard,
- 13:27Speaker 1: I don't even know who said it, everybody say, you're
- 13:30Speaker 1: gonna let him do that to you. I was like, yeah,
- 13:32Speaker 1: let me stay, let me stay me, let me stay
- 13:34Speaker 1: right here. So I'll look at it because I know
- 13:36Speaker 1: the one student very well. The other kid, I kind
- 13:39Speaker 1: of know no of him, but we're not cool like that, right,
- 13:42Speaker 1: So they kind of separated for a second, and then
- 13:45Speaker 1: out of nowhere, I hear, oh, I turn around, niggas
- 13:48Speaker 1: just like scrapping. He slams them. The boy gets on
- 13:51Speaker 1: top of him, just like oh, I'm like like here.
- 13:57Speaker 1: Once he started doing the ground and pound, I had
- 13:58Speaker 1: to get her. Dean came in, came in because the
- 14:03Speaker 1: little to get I know, it was the one that
- 14:05Speaker 1: was I was like, oh, come on, come on. We
- 14:07Speaker 1: talked about later exactly like you got it. He's giving
- 14:11Speaker 1: them the hands, the hands and feet here's his feet.
- 14:14Speaker 1: So but yeah, they fight, bro, There's something that happens
- 14:17Speaker 1: in that school every day. There's always some type of situation.
- 14:19Speaker 1: But that was the first time that happened when I
- 14:22Speaker 1: was standing right there. So working at the school is fun,
- 14:25Speaker 1: and I'll tell you that this is so funny. If
- 14:28Speaker 1: you ever thought about doing any type of pair of
- 14:30Speaker 1: professional one on one working in school, do it just
- 14:34Speaker 1: it depends on where. But because I was definitely in.
- 14:38Speaker 1: I was definitely in Levit before. I will never go back.
- 14:43Speaker 1: I don't know about love it right. No, No, that's
- 14:47Speaker 1: the worst going, bro, Like that shit is horrible, Like
- 14:51Speaker 1: I was doing. I think it was a I think
- 14:54Speaker 1: it might have been a sixth grade class, but the
- 14:56Speaker 1: kids in there were like fifteen mm yeah, like freshman
- 15:00Speaker 1: ear stupid yeah, motherfuckers about the vote yeah in middle
- 15:05Speaker 1: in middle school vote but can't read the gimme bro.
- 15:11Speaker 1: Cussing out the teacher. It was like you see the
- 15:12Speaker 1: movie cursing out the teacher, all types of just now
- 15:15Speaker 1: you're doing the ship you like, I'm like, yo, what
- 15:17Speaker 1: the hell? Like you ever seen like it was like
- 15:20Speaker 1: a little special like on Chicago schools like that.
- 15:24Speaker 3: It's really bad. These kids, It's a shame.
- 15:28Speaker 1: Yeah, yo, fuck these kids, bro, How do I reach these?
- 15:31Speaker 1: How do I read these You're crying in the classroom?
- 15:35Speaker 1: All type of ship that was. I was there for
- 15:37Speaker 1: like two days. I'm gonna getting out of here.
- 15:39Speaker 3: I would never let these children.
- 15:42Speaker 4: But that's the thing you. There's a line.
- 15:44Speaker 1: Like crying crying them before I started crying, I'm like,
- 15:49Speaker 1: your mom is a junkie nigga, like you talk about
- 15:54Speaker 1: she can't make none of a parent teacher and she's high.
- 15:57Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, if we don't go to school, you
- 15:59Speaker 1: don't don't eat till tomorrow. You can't talk to me
- 16:03Speaker 1: about nothing like this lunchtime is your last meal till
- 16:07Speaker 1: next lunchtime.
- 16:08Speaker 3: Motherfucker.
- 16:09Speaker 1: Pretty much you are in poverty. My favorite line, you
- 16:12Speaker 1: can't make me cry. My favorite line when they start
- 16:14Speaker 1: acting stupid is like, I'm like, bro, I did the
- 16:16Speaker 1: sixth grade already, so you can just stay here, and
- 16:18Speaker 1: I'm gonna get paid whether you do whatever you need
- 16:20Speaker 1: to do or not, so you can see you can
- 16:23Speaker 1: say whatever you want to me. I get paid.
- 16:26Speaker 4: You come here and then come to summer school and
- 16:28Speaker 4: have to do it again.
- 16:29Speaker 1: So like, what a dumb ass up to you? What
- 16:32Speaker 1: a dumb ass you must be? Like you want to
- 16:34Speaker 1: spend your summer here, you idiot? They do, and they do.
- 16:38Speaker 1: I don't get it. I do like because the kids
- 16:42Speaker 1: are so fucking dumb, but they think they know everything.
- 16:45Speaker 1: That's the thing.
- 16:45Speaker 3: Kids are so fucking stupid.
- 16:47Speaker 1: Like watching these kids, I'm like, there's no way that
- 16:49Speaker 1: I look this dumb and bro, especially with especially when
- 16:52Speaker 1: they do the like where's your homework and they start
- 16:55Speaker 1: fake looking for it.
- 16:56Speaker 2: I'm like this, yeah, my nigga, Like yeah, I mean,
- 17:00Speaker 2: who hasn't done that?
- 17:02Speaker 1: I know, I know I've done it. Nobody. It's dumb
- 17:06Speaker 1: ship that we've done. But some of the dumb ships,
- 17:08Speaker 1: like my nigga that just looking back on it, as
- 17:12Speaker 1: I know I did it, I put it somewhere.
- 17:14Speaker 4: I know I didn't do that ship.
- 17:15Speaker 1: That won't even cross my mind.
- 17:17Speaker 2: Just like the lie about the report cards, like you
- 17:20Speaker 2: know my report I didn't even they didn't actually give
- 17:22Speaker 2: them out.
- 17:22Speaker 1: They said they're gonna give him out next week. Actually, no,
- 17:25Speaker 1: I ain't never do that. I'm just saying, like that's
- 17:27Speaker 1: the lie that people tell. Yeah, they can't even get
- 17:29Speaker 1: away with that. Now everything everything, everything, everything's on the computer. Bro,
- 17:33Speaker 1: they can't even get away with it. No, Yo, this
- 17:35Speaker 1: is so crazy, Like this is so this is one
- 17:37Speaker 1: thing I just found out about a cousin of mine.
- 17:41Speaker 3: So apparently this little nigga was like getting it's getting.
- 17:45Speaker 1: In trouble in school right, So he's get in trouble,
- 17:48Speaker 1: like getting into it with the teachers. You know, when
- 17:51Speaker 1: you like have problems with the teachers, they're always gonna call.
- 17:55Speaker 3: The parents.
- 17:57Speaker 1: Apparently this little nigga take her takes my takes his
- 18:02Speaker 1: parents' phones, blocks the school on both their phones smart
- 18:06Speaker 1: So now it was like for months they can't get
- 18:09Speaker 1: it straight the voicemail and it's like months he's getting
- 18:13Speaker 1: away with this, but we finally getting through on email.
- 18:18Speaker 1: Did It's just like but like that ship, that ship
- 18:22Speaker 1: wouldn't even your cousin's parents crossed my mind? How old
- 18:26Speaker 1: are your cousin's parents, like forties bodies? They are at
- 18:32Speaker 1: the age where it's like they got minded their cell phones.
- 18:35Speaker 1: What do you mean like they're they're textingvy but they're
- 18:37Speaker 1: not dang.
- 18:38Speaker 2: I don't think they're checking their block but they're not emerging.
- 18:40Speaker 1: How long do you check your block list? Not the
- 18:42Speaker 1: block list, but with the blacklist that goes straight to voicemail, right,
- 18:46Speaker 1: every time they don't even go They can't even leave
- 18:48Speaker 1: a voice. It won't even be anything. You can't leave,
- 18:50Speaker 1: you don't do anything. I don't think it's like they
- 18:52Speaker 1: didn't call.
- 18:53Speaker 4: You actually I was gonna say, I think it just
- 18:54Speaker 4: said this person unavailable.
- 18:58Speaker 1: Come by to say voicemails.
- 19:00Speaker 5: They don't get to have a modern phone where it
- 19:02Speaker 5: automatically comes as a text message.
- 19:05Speaker 1: They get that kind of blocking somebody.
- 19:08Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely does.
- 19:10Speaker 1: That's very true. That's very true. I don't want to
- 19:13Speaker 1: know that. Yeah, well, no it doesn't. Does it show
- 19:17Speaker 1: up in that text right as as I don't think.
- 19:20Speaker 1: I don't think anything comes up like no, But I'm
- 19:23Speaker 1: talking about like when somebody leaves your voicemail, does it
- 19:25Speaker 1: come in that text threat as a voicemail, like a
- 19:30Speaker 1: like actual text message. Yes, no, it comes in the voicemail.
- 19:33Speaker 1: Actually it goes into like an a voice it goes
- 19:34Speaker 1: to a voicemail box, so you can see a transcript
- 19:39Speaker 1: of what they say. Yeah, but you gotta click open
- 19:42Speaker 1: and see that, you know what I mean? Okay, but yeah,
- 19:46Speaker 1: like just like that, like I don't even think to
- 19:50Speaker 1: do no shit. I want to never thought to do
- 19:51Speaker 1: no ship because we have to. We couldn't do no
- 19:53Speaker 1: ship like that. I think my parents had landlines. I
- 19:56Speaker 1: think the phone I.
- 19:58Speaker 4: Think I tried to hide like the before for oh yeah,
- 20:01Speaker 4: report you're.
- 20:01Speaker 1: Trying to block the phone number. Couldn't do that ship
- 20:04Speaker 1: you can't. We had you can? Did you block anybody? No,
- 20:09Speaker 1: you have no. I don't think so.
- 20:12Speaker 2: You just had to unplug the phone, unplug all your housephones. Yeah,
- 20:16Speaker 2: we haven't had any calls for weeks, so I don't
- 20:18Speaker 2: know what's going on.
- 20:19Speaker 1: We're off the grid now. Weird.
- 20:22Speaker 4: We're homish now.
- 20:23Speaker 1: Grandma's not even calling far up the canna baked beans, Paul.
- 20:26Speaker 1: We're going on the Oregon Trail.
- 20:28Speaker 2: Get the canteen.
- 20:35Speaker 1: It's been thirty eight days since we've set out on
- 20:38Speaker 1: the Oregon Trail and I haven't gotten my report card yet.
- 20:43Speaker 1: I'm fixing to get two ways before the winter thalls out,
- 20:46Speaker 1: and we'll be halfway to Biloxi, you know, and going
- 20:50Speaker 1: to risk.
- 20:52Speaker 2: What was that disease that was getting on the dysentery? Yeah, yeah,
- 20:56Speaker 2: on the Oregon Trail.
- 20:57Speaker 1: They died of there. You got died at the tender
- 21:03Speaker 1: age of fourteen into the tuberculosis. He got a d
- 21:07Speaker 1: n math diarrhea of the mouth.
- 21:11Speaker 4: Was it that.
- 21:11Speaker 1: I don't think any of us really got in trouble
- 21:13Speaker 1: school right in school, like I mean I did something
- 21:17Speaker 1: I was like, well, nobody ever got suspended. I got
- 21:20Speaker 1: what you get, spend it one? What what did you do?
- 21:24Speaker 1: What I pushed somebody in like grade school? Oh? You
- 21:26Speaker 1: did what? I pushed somebody in grade school? Like a
- 21:29Speaker 1: molitious push or like plain I like the malicious? Like yeah,
- 21:33Speaker 1: now what could make third grade keenan so mad? No?
- 21:36Speaker 1: That was fifth grade? What did you push? Same question?
- 21:40Speaker 1: Little chubby keenan pushing people? Mm hmm, that doesn't happened.
- 21:45Speaker 1: As I got to get to the I went to
- 21:49Speaker 1: go sit down and they pulled the chair from under me.
- 21:53Speaker 3: Was it.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Said her name? Are they so loved? Yeah? Yeah, that's crazy.
- 22:00Speaker 1: You know that's wild that we had that that that's
- 22:03Speaker 1: a legitimate because enough people that we went to school
- 22:08Speaker 1: would have died that that's a legitimate Like is that
- 22:14Speaker 1: asshole so long? Is that motherfucker pushing day? Yet? Name
- 22:20Speaker 1: it was? It was a girl? What you be? A woman?
- 22:25Speaker 1: You wonder this nigga? Was Chris Brown? So much? And
- 22:29Speaker 1: r Kelly bitch? I hit my head that ship sucking
- 22:32Speaker 1: hurt somebody, I.
- 22:34Speaker 4: Know, I gotta hit you. Yes, who was this girl?
- 22:36Speaker 1: I want to know? I forget. I think her name
- 22:38Speaker 1: is Alexis or something like that. White, she was white.
- 22:41Speaker 1: Did she graduate with us? No? So it was a
- 22:44Speaker 1: hate crime. Sure, she was nigga pushed the white female,
- 22:51Speaker 1: white woman. She was white and big. So that's why.
- 22:55Speaker 1: Then double homicide said, I didn't matter. They string him
- 22:59Speaker 1: up because she was fat. She was a skinny white girl.
- 23:04Speaker 1: She'd had value. Then they then they would have strung
- 23:06Speaker 1: you up. Oh well, I got suspended, suspended for that. Wait,
- 23:13Speaker 1: how hard did you push her? That was nothing? Crazy?
- 23:16Speaker 1: Did she did she? Did she have a scar? I
- 23:19Speaker 1: don't I say? Did she leave her feet? Yeah? She
- 23:26Speaker 1: was in a football drill. No, no, I have no
- 23:30Speaker 1: clue left a scar?
- 23:31Speaker 5: But yeah, no, So I got suspended and I was
- 23:35Speaker 5: fired from there because that's that's when I was part
- 23:37Speaker 5: of safety patrol.
- 23:39Speaker 1: You got took his bade it, turn on your sash,
- 23:44Speaker 1: your ribbon. Ain't ship about you say, nigga, get out
- 23:46Speaker 1: of here. That's crazy.
- 23:48Speaker 5: It was right before the fucking six flags field triphole
- 23:53Speaker 5: day off Jesus Cannan.
- 23:56Speaker 1: I was a captain too. Damn. What a fall from grace.
- 24:00Speaker 4: Yeah right, man, you're set in a horrible example.
- 24:02Speaker 1: That's like a that's like worse than Marion Barrigan. I said,
- 24:07Speaker 1: a perfect example. Don't funk around and find out the
- 24:10Speaker 1: corrupted police commissioner Richard Nixon Watergate, Donald Trump today, Donald Trump,
- 24:18Speaker 1: last term grad captain sat the patrol captain pushing women, pushing, pushing,
- 24:27Speaker 1: the domestic abuse of women, domestic abuse, scholastic, domestical business.
- 24:37Speaker 1: Say the patrol captain Keenan Dixon jabbing fat white bitches,
- 24:43Speaker 1: a little munk shot they did. It was a section
- 24:49Speaker 1: of the scored boarding school announcements.
- 24:52Speaker 7: Havoc is struck Burlington Township Thomas Hopkins.
- 24:56Speaker 1: It's easy in the morning.
- 25:00Speaker 7: Traffic has charge has rocked Burlington Township, Fountain Woods Middle
- 25:07Speaker 7: School when noted, UH safety Patrol Captain Keenan Dixon was
- 25:12Speaker 7: embroiled in a fierce and brutal domestics dispute with one
- 25:17Speaker 7: Alexis book.
- 25:18Speaker 1: We will protect the name for so I get to
- 25:21Speaker 1: fool page.
- 25:25Speaker 4: She gets, You get a look back because I'm going
- 25:28Speaker 4: to d m her from the pot page.
- 25:29Speaker 1: And like, do you remember when Keenan pushed you in
- 25:32Speaker 1: the fifth grade because you pulled his chair from underneath it?
- 25:34Speaker 1: It takes a nice, all right pull that he's lying
- 25:40Speaker 1: that niggas just like me and I ain't like him back. No, no, no,
- 25:44Speaker 1: that that wasn't. One of the white women are like
- 25:47Speaker 1: it was plenty more than zero, so that's plenty. It
- 25:54Speaker 1: was two. I don't think there was.
- 25:56Speaker 5: Most black people go through a white girl face huh,
- 25:59Speaker 5: I said, what I say?
- 26:00Speaker 1: Huh wait, what do you say? He said? Most black
- 26:04Speaker 1: men go through a white girl. Most they do, they do,
- 26:09Speaker 1: especially if they're in their vicinity. Yeah, they're in school.
- 26:12Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Now once they grow older, like ah yeah,
- 26:15Speaker 1: now some of them stay, some of them will be like,
- 26:19Speaker 1: I need me a sister. I was always a black
- 26:22Speaker 1: Israelite word. Sure, sure, Marcus guard I was always on
- 26:34Speaker 1: caches away from keep listening though, yeah, keep listening. There's
- 26:39Speaker 1: one white guy that'd be in the comments. She be
- 26:41Speaker 1: so faithful to Straw shout, do you I forget her name.
- 26:44Speaker 1: One girl is like Kaitling or Kaitlin or something like. Yeah,
- 26:47Speaker 1: I'm a white and I you know, I love you guys,
- 26:50Speaker 1: but I'm white, but I still love you. I love
- 26:53Speaker 1: those I'm white and I love you guys. Let us
- 26:55Speaker 1: always let us know when you love you too. Yeah,
- 26:57Speaker 1: let us white people shout out to you. Let's white
- 27:01Speaker 1: let us know how white you are speaking of white people?
- 27:04Speaker 1: Didn't I don't know if I said this, don't say how.
- 27:06Speaker 1: I don't like the term whyan. I hate it with
- 27:08Speaker 1: a passion. I'm starting to not like it because I
- 27:11Speaker 1: see more white people say it than anybody, and I
- 27:14Speaker 1: don't see that bother me. I don't like it. You know,
- 27:16Speaker 1: it's starting to just apply to people that they don't
- 27:18Speaker 1: apply to, like people using yen for fucking children. Yeah,
- 27:24Speaker 1: I mean, like they might be white, they can still be,
- 27:27Speaker 1: but they can't be Aian. You can't be wine if
- 27:29Speaker 1: you're eight. I'm sorry. The whole term of Wayian no works.
- 27:35Speaker 1: That's not how it works. Man. The term was supposed
- 27:37Speaker 1: to be for young niggas who are criminals. Like, really,
- 27:41Speaker 1: so an eight year old criminals? Why in so so
- 27:45Speaker 1: them eight year olds that that's out there cursing out there,
- 27:48Speaker 1: cheezing bitch, I ain't doing this Wiian. That's just a
- 27:50Speaker 1: badass kid. Same thing, No, no, the same thing that's no, no, no,
- 27:56Speaker 1: same thing. No, it's not the same thing. That's a
- 27:58Speaker 1: child because that's a child kid. So when it is it? So?
- 28:01Speaker 1: When is when does a badass become Awaiian? Yeah, bagh
- 28:06Speaker 1: Awaiian or teenagers. Yeah, so when in thirteen, that's so,
- 28:10Speaker 1: twelve you're a badass kid. Thirteen you're Awaiian. Yeah yeah,
- 28:14Speaker 1: when you started getting little mustache, okay, wyan pre Pubert
- 28:17Speaker 1: here first, Yeah, pre puberty, you're Awaiian. You're a badass kid.
- 28:22Speaker 5: It depends because some of these kids now they over
- 28:24Speaker 5: here again, mustache is in fucking fifth grade.
- 28:27Speaker 1: That's like that. You remember was the white boy? We
- 28:29Speaker 1: graduated with a lot of them. Uh so what was
- 28:34Speaker 1: his name? It doesn't matter, Chris the full beard?
- 28:38Speaker 5: No, but no, but it was a white guy that
- 28:40Speaker 5: had a fucking full, fucking goatee in Found Woods.
- 28:45Speaker 4: Who the hell had to go full go to your foul.
- 28:48Speaker 1: Keenan's not gonna remember, but he'll come back to you. Well, yeah,
- 28:52Speaker 1: I was gonna say, did y'all see the video of
- 28:53Speaker 1: the dude who was in Louisiana and he was dancing
- 28:55Speaker 1: and the little black kid came up to him dancing
- 28:57Speaker 1: and then punched him in the dick? What? No, it
- 29:01Speaker 1: was a video was going about like last week, like
- 29:03Speaker 1: they were just dancing, dancing and they was just like
- 29:04Speaker 1: boom and then the little boy ran away. But he was.
- 29:07Speaker 1: That was like, and the people in the comments like
- 29:09Speaker 1: these wires are crazy. I'm like, that's a young nigga.
- 29:12Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's a young niggas. It's a seven year old.
- 29:14Speaker 1: That's a young nigga. No, you're doing and that's white
- 29:19Speaker 1: people saying it. I don't like Keenan saying it. Well,
- 29:22Speaker 1: first off, it's a derogatory term to begin with. It's
- 29:27Speaker 1: a derogatory term to begin with. So why are we
- 29:29Speaker 1: trying to put a great scale the black It's a
- 29:38Speaker 1: derogatory term towards black people. So because I'm paying it
- 29:42Speaker 1: at a younger age. Now, I'm a white. Yes, that's
- 29:46Speaker 1: the dumbest ship ever. He's a nominal white. That's trunk
- 29:49Speaker 1: logic right there. Well, you have a come on, kid,
- 29:51Speaker 1: We're not going to dive into your many many white,
- 29:54Speaker 1: my many white and Michael last week your you tol
- 29:58Speaker 1: old basketball people to shut up and dribble. The white
- 30:02Speaker 1: ones too, Okay, all the niggas, all of them, it
- 30:07Speaker 1: doesn't matter. But I can't be I can't call a
- 30:11Speaker 1: little badass dick punching kid Hawaiian. Yeah, because he's not why,
- 30:14Speaker 1: he's a child, he's a bad kid. Just call him
- 30:16Speaker 1: a bad kid because this is this is, this is
- 30:18Speaker 1: why why when you use the term way in, I
- 30:22Speaker 1: think it we're turning it into adults. Yes, we're aging
- 30:26Speaker 1: up people. And then what do Wayians do? Listen, that's
- 30:29Speaker 1: that's that's that's so crimes. They do nonsense, so they
- 30:33Speaker 1: commit So so you're not a wy en if you
- 30:35Speaker 1: don't commit crime. You know what I think about Hawaiian.
- 30:37Speaker 1: I think about a high schooler who's in Philly right
- 30:39Speaker 1: now walking around with a switch. That's why, in a
- 30:42Speaker 1: danger to society. So only when only because that's who,
- 30:47Speaker 1: that's who I was introduced, Like these these niggas is crazy.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Why are you seenagers at party shooting people? So you're
- 30:52Speaker 1: only Awaiian when you're doing something illegal pretty much, when
- 30:56Speaker 1: you are danger to society and you don't think that
- 30:58Speaker 1: dick punching kids dangerous, okay, compared to niggasho switches. No,
- 31:03Speaker 1: let that begs twist. Let that be your dick. Let
- 31:08Speaker 1: you get enough to the point where he was like
- 31:10Speaker 1: he was laughing. He was like, what the fuck? Mike
- 31:13Speaker 1: wouldn't be laughing because Mike not when laughing. But I'm
- 31:16Speaker 1: not gonna say hang them up, okay, Nobody saying, yeah,
- 31:22Speaker 1: send them to Julie, put them in the clink. Nobody
- 31:25Speaker 1: saying that about not saying, nobody saying, I'm just saying
- 31:28Speaker 1: when you're using her, why And it's like you're not
- 31:30Speaker 1: giving your issue to me, you're not giving this, you're
- 31:35Speaker 1: aging up people. And then when aging up Yeah, and
- 31:39Speaker 1: quite frankly, it's a problem with the black community. Sure, yeah,
- 31:44Speaker 1: because that's that's one thing I always kind of want
- 31:47Speaker 1: to because to me, there's no term like that for
- 31:50Speaker 1: white children, because there's no why why he can't even
- 31:56Speaker 1: think I can't, I can't you know what I'm saying? Why? Yeah,
- 32:00Speaker 1: he just like he's a little badass kid. Wow, that's
- 32:03Speaker 1: a little bass kids. Where's his parents? But that same
- 32:05Speaker 1: kid can be that same age lids a little Waiian
- 32:08Speaker 1: where you're not.
- 32:09Speaker 5: Even that's because the white people didn't make one for
- 32:12Speaker 5: young white kids, but we made one for black people,
- 32:14Speaker 5: made it for black people.
- 32:15Speaker 1: So why are we trying to like, why is this
- 32:17Speaker 1: not one for white people? Because we're doing it right,
- 32:20Speaker 1: we're using for the right people. Why is teenagers young niggas,
- 32:27Speaker 1: niggas that are like thirteen fourteen fifty and that are
- 32:30Speaker 1: doing bad ass kids. Okay, there's a difference tow thirteen
- 32:34Speaker 1: year old then somebody that's eight. Stop. Niggas are old
- 32:37Speaker 1: enough to just not go to school like they can
- 32:39Speaker 1: just act like go and then that's that's that age.
- 32:43Speaker 1: Oh no, that's just like an eight year old is
- 32:45Speaker 1: not dangerous to me. No, a fourteen fifteen year old
- 32:48Speaker 1: in the context of white they're dangerous.
- 32:52Speaker 4: All right, that's the difference. Okay to me, I'm aging
- 32:57Speaker 4: these little niggas.
- 33:00Speaker 5: Me when I use the term why in, there's no
- 33:02Speaker 5: age limit, so you can be a Waigian.
- 33:06Speaker 1: They could be a wire and he she they it
- 33:09Speaker 1: could be you're a part of the problem. I'm not
- 33:11Speaker 1: a part of it.
- 33:12Speaker 5: Then just eradicate the word, then eradicate the word nigga, sure,
- 33:17Speaker 5: or young nigga or the whole phrase.
- 33:19Speaker 1: Why in. Just I just said we call each other
- 33:23Speaker 1: niggas and walk in there. Yeah, not at all. That's
- 33:27Speaker 1: literally not that is the thinking is that is not this.
- 33:31Speaker 1: That is not the same at all, because a nigga
- 33:36Speaker 1: a nigga doesn't come there's no age limit with nigga.
- 33:39Speaker 1: But if you're putting an age limit on the rock,
- 33:43Speaker 1: so a three year could be a y in then
- 33:44Speaker 1: his ass it really is. I don't know why I
- 33:47Speaker 1: can't get that choose a word that was telling the
- 33:51Speaker 1: stripper story and he was trying to say, bro, it
- 33:53Speaker 1: wouldn't come out. Say I gotta go back and watch it.
- 33:57Speaker 1: But either way, it's yeah, sure wayans I'd rather do without.
- 34:03Speaker 4: It's fine. We don't need that.
- 34:05Speaker 1: I agree, I agree to, but I we're keeping it.
- 34:09Speaker 1: Why Whyan's gas and I'm gonna just get all my
- 34:13Speaker 1: ship off. And in addition, I don't like the ninja
- 34:15Speaker 1: moji either. I don't mind that I don't like it
- 34:20Speaker 1: because I see white people use it for niggas well.
- 34:24Speaker 1: You don't gotta not like it because it exists. Just
- 34:27Speaker 1: say you don't like them music. Just say I don't
- 34:29Speaker 1: like when white people use it just like white people nigga.
- 34:32Speaker 1: I don't. But I love the word nigga. I love it.
- 34:34Speaker 1: I wake up and eat it for breakfast if I could, Yeah,
- 34:37Speaker 1: for sure. But you can't say, yeah, they're getting too
- 34:42Speaker 1: comfortable using these other ways. Yes, exactly, it's it's nigga adjacent.
- 34:49Speaker 1: I'm not saying. I didn't say nigga. I just said
- 34:51Speaker 1: why I didn't say nigga, I used a ninja emoji.
- 34:54Speaker 1: I don't given fun. Stop using both anything else, anything
- 34:57Speaker 1: else nigga, my gears in that category of words.
- 35:03Speaker 4: What's what's another nigga word?
- 35:05Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 35:06Speaker 1: I mean to me, yan is just replaced like when
- 35:08Speaker 1: they were saying thug like it's just a new way
- 35:10Speaker 1: to say.
- 35:10Speaker 2: I haven't seen it like that though, not yet yet.
- 35:15Speaker 1: Because the isn't going to say, oh, these wyans in
- 35:18Speaker 1: these streets today one day. You never know there's about
- 35:23Speaker 1: there's no way that say no, it's not because you
- 35:29Speaker 1: know they're not. There was a time and place that
- 35:33Speaker 1: we never thought like we The word woke is on
- 35:37Speaker 1: the god all government paperwork because that's actually a word. Yeah,
- 35:44Speaker 1: but that's why young niggas a word too. Sure, slang
- 35:49Speaker 1: slang becomes like dictionary words, yes, but why en will
- 35:54Speaker 1: not be passed them. It literally has nigga the instance
- 36:00Speaker 1: for nigga. They're not gonna use that.
- 36:03Speaker 2: They could use it. They could be like why ning quotes.
- 36:06Speaker 2: They won't use it like a normal.
- 36:09Speaker 1: Away. It could show up that's not just gonna be
- 36:12Speaker 1: in the vocabulary. Yes, you know how to me, like,
- 36:16Speaker 1: this is how I think it would end up. Like
- 36:17Speaker 1: you ever seen them segments on the news where they
- 36:19Speaker 1: try to explain like the slang and lingo that kids
- 36:22Speaker 1: are using. Now, sure, sure, I can see again on
- 36:25Speaker 1: another one seeing it like that or somebody that like
- 36:27Speaker 1: what does what does y N mean? And why is
- 36:29Speaker 1: your child saying it? Again?
- 36:32Speaker 5: Sure, but that's not gonna be a part of the
- 36:34Speaker 5: everyday news. That's what I'm saying. Okay, they're not gonna
- 36:37Speaker 5: be replace.
- 36:38Speaker 1: With all the exposure, and then we'll start seeing it
- 36:41Speaker 1: more and more and more. You see it now, you
- 36:46Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, All these in that type exposures.
- 36:49Speaker 1: Can't white people get on my nerves. Facts, can't put
- 36:54Speaker 1: it past them, can't put it past I can't put
- 36:57Speaker 1: it past you. I can't do it. I'm in pressed
- 37:01Speaker 1: shocked every day with what I see mm hmm on
- 37:04Speaker 1: like that, Like those types of platforms shock you living this,
- 37:11Speaker 1: Nothing should be a shock anymore, That's what I'm saying,
- 37:12Speaker 1: Like everything is just I don't say shocked, it's just
- 37:16Speaker 1: like wow, it's it's impressive, no matter it's been so bad,
- 37:20Speaker 1: But there's still a part of me that just just
- 37:24Speaker 1: expects people to do better. You're expecting too much, exactly.
- 37:29Speaker 1: But I don't know why I feel that way. I
- 37:30Speaker 1: guess it's because I'm a functioning adult.
- 37:33Speaker 3: You're an optimist.
- 37:34Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm an optimist. So it's like, I just expect better.
- 37:38Speaker 3: You'd like to see the good in people.
- 37:40Speaker 1: I try, and.
- 37:41Speaker 2: There's plenty good out there, but you know, sometimes you
- 37:44Speaker 2: only get showed.
- 37:45Speaker 1: With the bad. Mh Just do what I do. Expect
- 37:48Speaker 1: the worst, untip proven otherwise.
- 37:51Speaker 4: I can never be a pessimist like that, though.
- 37:56Speaker 1: Well that's it. I expect the worst out of everybody.
- 38:01Speaker 1: Mm hmm. You show me different, okay, starting from starting
- 38:05Speaker 1: from zero, everyone starting from zero from zero. M hmm.
- 38:10Speaker 1: It's rib but.
- 38:12Speaker 4: I could just never do that.
- 38:14Speaker 1: Yeah. But still these kids though, because stay out here
- 38:18Speaker 1: stealing mm hmm. Stole a package off my front porch.
- 38:23Speaker 1: That's where this is all. Okay, a little there's the root.
- 38:30Speaker 5: This was a a young nigga, probably probably twelve.
- 38:35Speaker 4: You got a ring light already, okay, so I got.
- 38:37Speaker 5: The got the learner at two o'clock. Oh, there's a
- 38:40Speaker 5: package on your front doorstep. I'm like two pm.
- 38:43Speaker 1: You get an Amazon locker bro.
- 38:45Speaker 5: Well, probably will get that, but this was too big
- 38:48Speaker 5: to fit in that anyway. It was like a floor mirror,
- 38:51Speaker 5: so like that, he.
- 38:52Speaker 1: Stole a floor mirror. She little the little ship with
- 38:56Speaker 1: the stitch fucking uh logo on her back. So me
- 39:01Speaker 1: and Kean waiting for a little kid to walk down.
- 39:03Speaker 5: The street with likelele and stitch with a fucking stitch
- 39:07Speaker 5: on the back, following the ass home, like bring your
- 39:09Speaker 5: mom and bring your pops outside.
- 39:10Speaker 1: We got talked. You might not want to do that?
- 39:13Speaker 1: Why not Swiss cheese, y'all must not.
- 39:18Speaker 2: You don't know what?
- 39:21Speaker 1: Yeah, what's up? Yeah? Yeah, it's in there too, exactly kat,
- 39:30Speaker 1: what's up? And why I am wait? So hands quick,
- 39:37Speaker 1: y'all just checked the y'all checked the ring l like
- 39:39Speaker 1: how well, so you said the packaging?
- 39:41Speaker 5: So I got the package at two o'clock, got the notification.
- 39:44Speaker 5: Then it got the notification. Oh the package has been
- 39:46Speaker 5: removed off your front doorstep. And I'm like, I'm not
- 39:50Speaker 5: gonna show you the video of.
- 39:51Speaker 1: The little ship. Uh huh yeah, the little y n
- 39:55Speaker 1: but I can't call him way so it's called a
- 39:57Speaker 1: badass little kid. Uh yeah, but yeah, fucker little ship,
- 40:04Speaker 1: little fucker, little degenerate, bighead yazz. But uh yeah, motherfucker
- 40:11Speaker 1: just stole it. And it's like it's a big thin box.
- 40:14Speaker 1: What did you think, Like, like, what did you think
- 40:15Speaker 1: you was gonna get at it? I hope it break
- 40:17Speaker 1: a little stitch cracked already.
- 40:19Speaker 2: I hope so I hope it did too, because if
- 40:22Speaker 2: she pressed herself on the broken pipes.
- 40:25Speaker 5: We think it was two houses down because when Keanu
- 40:28Speaker 5: was was going up and down the street checking for
- 40:30Speaker 5: people ring lights, it was just a little ball headed
- 40:33Speaker 5: bitch uh that was outside watching it. And she was like,
- 40:36Speaker 5: I think it was her and her badass kids.
- 40:38Speaker 1: Oh she already knew what she was talking about. No,
- 40:41Speaker 1: she she she was just outside watching, just just standing there,
- 40:46Speaker 1: just like mmm, scenery. Because I know, ain't no way
- 40:51Speaker 1: little kids saw that. Okay, I'm not gonna say, ain't
- 40:54Speaker 1: no way, but I think it's probably told her, oh yeah,
- 40:58Speaker 1: go grab that. That's crazy without a doubt, sitting in
- 41:01Speaker 1: your children are still for me, that's lit. That's Oliver twist.
- 41:08Speaker 1: That's what's up. That's the direction we're going in lives
- 41:11Speaker 1: two years down from Fagan. That's a sad reality. Yeah,
- 41:19Speaker 1: so fuck.
- 41:22Speaker 4: That's nasty, man. That's why I.
- 41:25Speaker 1: Only get certain stuff delivered to my like my place
- 41:28Speaker 1: right now. Man, listen, big and has to be outside.
- 41:31Speaker 1: It's going to the It's going to Burlington.
- 41:34Speaker 5: Every time, every time, because I have all the faith
- 41:39Speaker 5: that it will be there when I get home. Yeah, God, damn,
- 41:45Speaker 5: battery dead everybody.
- 41:51Speaker 4: We're gonna find this little ship.
- 41:55Speaker 1: Have you seen this? Woman? Have you seen this? Have
- 41:57Speaker 1: you seen this? A little bit about the docs? A
- 42:00Speaker 1: little kid, Yeah, shouldn't. Shouldn't be stealing this a little
- 42:07Speaker 1: broad Broad's on Broad Street. Broad's on a broad street.
- 42:12Speaker 1: Damn gyeah. The batteries too low. I can't put it up.
- 42:14Speaker 1: But yeah, other than that report stolen already.
- 42:18Speaker 5: No, well, yeah, she gotta be funding ordered.
- 42:23Speaker 1: I think she ordered another one. That so ship. But
- 42:25Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, just all big patches. Just send it
- 42:27Speaker 1: to Lawrence house. Please, don't even don't even just send
- 42:32Speaker 1: my parents house. I go there at least once a week.
- 42:36Speaker 1: Definitely raided my family's house and ate the food. Than oh,
- 42:40Speaker 1: I definitely did whatted my family's house, ate the food
- 42:43Speaker 1: and the bigga.
- 42:44Speaker 3: I just did that yesterday.
- 42:47Speaker 1: I got a train in the car right now I
- 42:50Speaker 1: just found out that my mom's doing a Keto diet.
- 42:53Speaker 1: So now O house is suffering. So I go home, right,
- 43:01Speaker 1: my god, right, so and here, oh, here's the worst part.
- 43:04Speaker 1: So I go. I get home and Kimani sitting there
- 43:07Speaker 1: KOs not terrible. I yeah, bread. So I'm like, I'm like,
- 43:13Speaker 1: what what do you mean. They're like, oh, there's chicken
- 43:15Speaker 1: kebs in here, there's macaroni and cheese, but it's not
- 43:19Speaker 1: macaroni cheese. I said, what are you talking about? Like
- 43:21Speaker 1: mom's doing a Keto diet. I was like, oh, cas.
- 43:30Speaker 4: MONI was like, yeah, the macaroni and cheese is coliflower.
- 43:34Speaker 1: I said, oh fuck. She was so color. He was
- 43:43Speaker 1: so disgusted. She cried, Oh my god. I said, how
- 43:46Speaker 1: how long has it been like this real? She's like,
- 43:48Speaker 1: it's been two weeks. I don't know what to do.
- 43:53Speaker 1: It was like trying to like she got event coming out. No,
- 43:56Speaker 1: she's trying to lose weight, trying to be healthier. Always. Yeah,
- 44:02Speaker 1: she's the only one in the house that cooks. Like
- 44:04Speaker 1: my stepdad grills, but she's the only one that cooks.
- 44:07Speaker 1: Like full men, everybody, everybody, I'm gonna die. I'm cooking
- 44:12Speaker 1: right now cooking exactly. It's not doing it. Like my
- 44:16Speaker 1: niece can cook, but not enough to the point where
- 44:18Speaker 1: and she's only in freshman so she ain't about to
- 44:19Speaker 1: be chepping it up. Mother. I learned. But that's the
- 44:24Speaker 1: day I learned when I could cook, I have had
- 44:26Speaker 1: her food. I'm like, okay, I.
- 44:27Speaker 6: Mean you serve me macaron That's the day I decided
- 44:33Speaker 6: to learn to cook for myself.
- 44:35Speaker 1: I felt so bad for them, Bro, she could at
- 44:36Speaker 1: least just make carves. Yeah, she can make cars for
- 44:39Speaker 1: Just make rice, mass potatoes, her own neck and make
- 44:43Speaker 1: the chicken.
- 44:44Speaker 2: I'll make the chicken and vegetables. I got the carbs.
- 44:48Speaker 2: I was so sad.
- 44:49Speaker 1: So then I got on my you know, I think
- 44:51Speaker 1: I got I get on my uh my, my gym ship.
- 44:54Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you know, Keto diesn't even like all that, right,
- 44:57Speaker 1: shut up. But I mean, it's not eat carbs in
- 45:01Speaker 1: your life, Like mom, it's hard to maintain because as
- 45:03Speaker 1: soon as you stop, you're going to gain all that
- 45:04Speaker 1: weight right back, I promise you. It's just all about
- 45:08Speaker 1: moderation and calorie count. That's all.
- 45:09Speaker 3: It is.
- 45:10Speaker 1: An exercise exercise calorie deficit gonna matter calorie deficit exactly.
- 45:16Speaker 1: So she's like I'm telling her, I'm like, as soon
- 45:18Speaker 1: as you stop this little diet and you go back
- 45:20Speaker 1: and eat one thing, you're gonna gain five. Is this
- 45:22Speaker 1: news to you? Calorie deficit? Like this is this is
- 45:30Speaker 1: calorie colore deficit? Is calarie calorie def comedy? Jam? Yeah,
- 45:39Speaker 1: Just imagine if you say you you have a job
- 45:43Speaker 1: and you're working, you want your your your income to
- 45:46Speaker 1: be more than what you spend, right, So you don't
- 45:48Speaker 1: want to spend so much that you're eating into your
- 45:52Speaker 1: income and that you're not gaining anything. You know you're not,
- 45:55Speaker 1: you're not.
- 45:56Speaker 5: So you want to So essentially, essentially don't go for
- 46:00Speaker 5: the second month, but just to go for the second place.
- 46:07Speaker 1: I'm listening, moms. You don't swing around like Elie sweet,
- 46:13Speaker 1: I'm not an animal. That's crazy. Yo. Uh So safe
- 46:18Speaker 1: to say you didn't take nothing home. No chicken kebobs.
- 46:23Speaker 4: The kebabs were good. It was just breaking chicken.
- 46:26Speaker 1: But the califlywer mac and cheese was actually all right,
- 46:29Speaker 1: but it tasted more like a almost like a buffalo
- 46:32Speaker 1: chicken dip like the way the consistency was, but it
- 46:36Speaker 1: wasn't bad. But you know how how good my mom was.
- 46:39Speaker 1: We all had it.
- 46:40Speaker 2: It ain't that of course, of course, and the type.
- 46:46Speaker 1: Of voodoo magic in the hell that can make it.
- 46:48Speaker 1: Like my brother Jordan, he's trying to make He was like,
- 46:50Speaker 1: I mean, it's not that bad, Like it's okay, come on,
- 46:52Speaker 1: He's like, no, it's I'm like, nigga, you can get
- 46:54Speaker 1: out this, get out this house and drive the Chicken filo.
- 46:57Speaker 1: She's tramped. Come on, she's trapped. And on top of that, Jordan,
- 47:03Speaker 1: just back up and whenever you want. She's trapped like
- 47:06Speaker 1: a rat. Ye and she's hurt. On top of that,
- 47:08Speaker 1: she got she's sprained her ankle. Damn he just started. Yeah,
- 47:13Speaker 1: she got hurt like a like a week and a
- 47:14Speaker 1: half ago. Damn.
- 47:15Speaker 4: She played flags football. Now shout there, shout there, she
- 47:19Speaker 4: got the clubs.
- 47:19Speaker 1: And shout to my little brother playing track. First year
- 47:21Speaker 1: doing my little nigga. Yeah he's running track, running track.
- 47:26Speaker 1: He's uh, sophomore. Many brothers I could swear, not to brothers.
- 47:32Speaker 4: Oh the tailgate we saw him, okay, fort I forgot.
- 47:42Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just sophomore. So he's doing track at r V.
- 47:45Speaker 2: He looks like a fast, little Waifian.
- 47:48Speaker 3: Relaxed.
- 47:50Speaker 1: Well, he's a teenager, so he's a good kid. He's
- 47:54Speaker 1: not a danger. That's a sweet boy. Yet, don't put
- 47:58Speaker 1: that on him. He's just now Mike a puncher hole
- 48:02Speaker 1: in test. You know what he's running? Yeah, what's he running?
- 48:05Speaker 1: Jesus heard about him wearing shisty masks one time, like
- 48:07Speaker 1: we out immediately immediately rip open the eyes like, no,
- 48:17Speaker 1: we're not doing that. Is if it's like this, stretch
- 48:21Speaker 1: it out. You keep wearing it like this, this will
- 48:24Speaker 1: be your asshole, you ripping open assholes. Yep, you know
- 48:32Speaker 1: what he's running. He said the one hundred or so
- 48:36Speaker 1: short you know some of the short joms. So he
- 48:39Speaker 1: said he did like his first little Uh. I think
- 48:42Speaker 1: he said he won his like first little practice White.
- 48:46Speaker 1: Why do black people always say little in front of
- 48:48Speaker 1: something like because I don't know none of the heats
- 48:51Speaker 1: or nothing like that, But why little about his first
- 48:55Speaker 1: little is little? See your little podcast? I'm like nigga
- 48:58Speaker 1: little fans all across the world. Bitch, you don't know
- 49:03Speaker 1: what I'm dealing with right now. My dad still calls this,
- 49:05Speaker 1: oh yeah, a little meeting. I'm my first off it's
- 49:07Speaker 1: not a meeting. It's not the grand Olk Clatch. This
- 49:11Speaker 1: is our weekly meeting. So guys, you guys, this is
- 49:15Speaker 1: a book club. Yeah, I saw you want your little
- 49:17Speaker 1: meet congratulations. Might not be little. It was a big
- 49:21Speaker 1: thing like people you do little DJ gigs. I'm like, bitch,
- 49:24Speaker 1: I'll be in Mexico. People fly me up. I'm funder national.
- 49:29Speaker 3: Bitch, what are you talking about?
- 49:31Speaker 1: I've DJ'ed in London. Somebody who took a flight to
- 49:34Speaker 1: come see me. Thanks, thanks, that is facts. People did
- 49:39Speaker 1: come fly to see us. We shot shout out, appreciate
- 49:42Speaker 1: that people came across a couple of Kentucky and we
- 49:48Speaker 1: are in the works to do another live show. It's coming. Guys.
- 49:51Speaker 1: You're still still trying to get the ven using stuff situated.
- 49:55Speaker 1: Keep the eyes and ears pel peel like bananas. But yeah,
- 50:01Speaker 1: so I just I took a bunch of food from
- 50:05Speaker 1: my grandparents house. Saw on Sunday because it was my mom,
- 50:09Speaker 1: my grandma's eightieth birthday. Oh yeah, grandma, she turned eighty.
- 50:14Speaker 1: Well she turns eight technically tomorrow. My birthday on Friday. Yeah,
- 50:18Speaker 1: it's literally my grandma on the eighth, my mom on
- 50:21Speaker 1: the ninth, and then you on the eleven. A lot
- 50:25Speaker 1: of special people that week apparently, uh so, uh yeah,
- 50:30Speaker 1: I went over there. She it was a good dinner.
- 50:32Speaker 1: My dad cooked too, so I already knew it was
- 50:34Speaker 1: gonna be mm hmm. He made macaroni and cheese, baked chicken,
- 50:39Speaker 1: fried chicken, green beans, cabbage, pepper steak, rice.
- 50:48Speaker 3: Rolls.
- 50:49Speaker 1: How many people did he cooked this for? It was
- 50:52Speaker 1: mad people. It was made and Grandma. I was like,
- 50:59Speaker 1: god damn, but he's a chef, so like, yeah, but
- 51:02Speaker 1: that's that's three meets. Like it was mad people. It
- 51:06Speaker 1: was like it was like me, so it was me, me, Erica, me.
- 51:13Speaker 1: He sent me three times, so mioke got three plates.
- 51:16Speaker 1: Haven No, it's me. It was like all whole family,
- 51:20Speaker 1: which is like eight nine people. Then it was like
- 51:23Speaker 1: some family friends. It was like another eight people. It
- 51:27Speaker 1: was like almost twenty three about around closer to twenty people.
- 51:30Speaker 1: You had the TV trades out on it. Yeah, actually yeah,
- 51:33Speaker 1: we did whole bunch of knee tables. And I never
- 51:37Speaker 1: like I've been I haven't been living at my house
- 51:39Speaker 1: for a while now, but this was the first time
- 51:41Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that paper streak is good. I
- 51:43Speaker 1: need to need that in my life. So this is
- 51:45Speaker 1: the first time I got the temperware. I was like, listen, yeah,
- 51:48Speaker 1: you're gonna take that paper pepper steak. You're gonna fill
- 51:51Speaker 1: this temperware until it's hard to close.
- 51:56Speaker 3: Those are the exact instructures I gave them.
- 51:58Speaker 1: Is it going? No, I didn't. I didn't get it.
- 52:00Speaker 1: I didn't get out of it yet because I got
- 52:02Speaker 1: it last night and then I had to be back here.
- 52:05Speaker 1: But I think it's still more so I might dab.
- 52:09Speaker 1: I might running back when I get all her here
- 52:12Speaker 1: at two in the morning, you know, like just go
- 52:16Speaker 1: to bed, telling you it's not good for your metabolism.
- 52:23Speaker 1: Caloric deficit.
- 52:26Speaker 2: I'm in a deficit deficit, caloric deficit.
- 52:30Speaker 1: He said, what do you deficion What are you saying?
- 52:35Speaker 1: Death con sects galleries. I've never heard of that. Calories
- 52:41Speaker 1: foreign word. Carrie Hilson, she actually just put out either
- 52:51Speaker 1: new song or a new album. It was. I heard
- 52:53Speaker 1: a song, it was it was bad. Listen to listen
- 52:58Speaker 1: to the song was bad. I'm not shocked it was bad. Sorry,
- 53:02Speaker 1: carry still fun and very fun.
- 53:04Speaker 4: She never should have said anything about.
- 53:05Speaker 1: That, lady. I'm barking up the wrong the wrongest trees,
- 53:10Speaker 1: the most wrong tree talk about I mean, did she
- 53:12Speaker 1: put out a mixtape after she was in?
- 53:15Speaker 5: That mixtape was good and you would know that I
- 53:17Speaker 5: heard it from you, exactly. I never talked about that,
- 53:21Speaker 5: did I told you about from carryos in? What song
- 53:25Speaker 5: slowed in?
- 53:25Speaker 1: No? No nigga, no nigga. I forget where it was
- 53:28Speaker 1: going And you was DJing. Yes, you're like, she put
- 53:33Speaker 1: out this project and actually fired. So I actually got
- 53:35Speaker 1: it from you, So again I would like to pilot.
- 53:36Speaker 4: It was probably all right now apologies, it was in
- 53:40Speaker 4: the perfect world.
- 53:41Speaker 1: I don't I don't know, but I remember we was
- 53:43Speaker 1: driving and you was on the AUX and you was like, yeah,
- 53:45Speaker 1: that's that has that carry Hillson like, oh ship. It
- 53:47Speaker 1: was probably the only song I listened to her Buyer
- 53:49Speaker 1: is called slow Dance and that's now. But that was
- 53:53Speaker 1: years ago, two thousand nine.
- 53:56Speaker 5: Damn well, this was definitely after two thousand and nine
- 53:59Speaker 5: because I was dripping.
- 54:02Speaker 1: Yeah, she really does have a new EP coming out
- 54:04Speaker 1: called we Need to Talk. No, we don't, we have
- 54:09Speaker 1: nothing to talk about. Actually, you need to get on,
- 54:17Speaker 1: you need to get the hell on, all right.
- 54:19Speaker 5: Still, find out and every time pretty Girl rock comes
- 54:24Speaker 5: on that it's the pretty girl right.
- 54:30Speaker 1: What the hell? Yeah, only only you have you? You
- 54:37Speaker 1: put different things in your memory band. You don't remember
- 54:39Speaker 1: that video when she did the different eras State and
- 54:43Speaker 1: I put financed carry Helson.
- 54:45Speaker 4: Nah, you put choreography in Neil.
- 54:46Speaker 1: He supposed to be loving.
- 54:51Speaker 8: A running catalog and hats has nothing to do with that. Neil,
- 54:58Speaker 8: hats big. These are neo sots fifty four gens. You
- 55:02Speaker 8: don't wear that had in Saint Louis in twenty thirteen.
- 55:04Speaker 8: I remember that. That's the Fiditt the door with the
- 55:11Speaker 8: Yankee brim right there.
- 55:12Speaker 1: Yep.
- 55:16Speaker 4: There was a video of him recently, like and he
- 55:18Speaker 4: was singing like by Leona.
- 55:19Speaker 1: Yeah, nigga put on the the goofiest fucking hairy cowboy hat.
- 55:24Speaker 1: But it was like over his eyes, I'm like this,
- 55:27Speaker 1: this nigga somebody needs a slap in the back of
- 55:29Speaker 1: his head hard. And that nigga has three women at
- 55:31Speaker 1: the same time. Let's think about Let's talk about that.
- 55:34Speaker 1: Hey man, you get that's not cool to me though.
- 55:38Speaker 1: Let you start wearing you get know cool points for me?
- 55:41Speaker 1: When you got hmmm, just it just looks, especially when
- 55:45Speaker 1: when you're corny. That just to me, like Neil's corny.
- 55:49Speaker 1: So that means he got corny bitches around him. Yes, association. Yeah,
- 55:54Speaker 1: it's like some hating that nigga. No, somebody corny. I
- 55:59Speaker 1: don't know corny he is he corny. I don't follow
- 56:04Speaker 1: Neil to know his his antics. Outside the fact that
- 56:06Speaker 1: he went the fact that he wore those jeans and
- 56:10Speaker 1: he let that go. I had to rule that cleo corny.
- 56:13Speaker 1: Sohold some pants? Have you seen those fans? Yes? Yes,
- 56:17Speaker 1: I remember those had them on for I would have
- 56:20Speaker 1: to don't second in that music video. It was like
- 56:25Speaker 1: a split second. Has has he has? He had to
- 56:28Speaker 1: put them on? Yeah, my man, he doesn't pick his wardrobe.
- 56:33Speaker 1: You know that right? Yes he does. No, he doesn't,
- 56:36Speaker 1: he doesn't. You can't tell me. They were like, we're
- 56:38Speaker 1: not shooting this video. I'll let you wear these fans, Michael.
- 56:41Speaker 1: When they do music videos, they have a wardrobe. Are
- 56:44Speaker 1: you are you telling me? They if he said no,
- 56:47Speaker 1: I don't want to wear these fans, be like, well
- 56:49Speaker 1: you're not getting a music The last thing he was
- 56:52Speaker 1: worrying about was the pants. He didn't think I seen
- 56:55Speaker 1: that clip and my face stops here and my pants
- 56:58Speaker 1: go out there. Man's scrapping the whole thing. And the
- 57:02Speaker 1: thing is that was supposed to be a love making scene.
- 57:05Speaker 1: So he wasn't worried about the paint about that. Nobody
- 57:09Speaker 1: was worried about the pants. Baby, Nobody that music video
- 57:14Speaker 1: they talking about something because what was that lazy love? Yeah, yeah,
- 57:17Speaker 1: that was lazy love. Nobody was worried about the fucking
- 57:20Speaker 1: pants in that video. And this was the first thing
- 57:22Speaker 1: I saw that little big ass, goofy ass jeans fat
- 57:26Speaker 1: as someone said, the jeans look like a baby swing
- 57:28Speaker 1: in the park. They both could have fitting them jeans.
- 57:34Speaker 1: Him and all three of his bitches can fitting them jeans.
- 57:36Speaker 1: But anyway, is he corny? Yes or no? I think,
- 57:39Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't know. Listeners, let us know.
- 57:42Speaker 1: It's Neil is Neil. You know he know Jason Derulo.
- 57:44Speaker 1: He made Jason derulos corny that they are there. They
- 57:49Speaker 1: are not the same, not the same. Stop it, Jason
- 57:53Speaker 1: is stop, yes, stop it. You're not going to do that.
- 57:57Speaker 1: Nigga did that. Nigga did a crawl on daytime and
- 58:03Speaker 1: cats was he I'm not sure.
- 58:05Speaker 4: No, he wasn't that he was in the Whiz. That's
- 58:07Speaker 4: respect respectable.
- 58:09Speaker 1: I respect that, yes, But Neils Corney he made great music,
- 58:13Speaker 1: not anymore. I mean, I'm not talking about now. I
- 58:16Speaker 1: don't know. His first two album is classics, just like
- 58:19Speaker 1: three three albums. The number, that's just the number for you.
- 58:22Speaker 1: His first three albums were they not classics?
- 58:25Speaker 4: What was the first one? The first one is my favorite.
- 58:29Speaker 1: I think it's because of you, Because of you, because
- 58:32Speaker 1: of you came out. That was that was second year,
- 58:35Speaker 1: in my own words words, because of the telegonis You're
- 58:38Speaker 1: the Gentleman, You're the gentleman. Was not the third one,
- 58:41Speaker 1: That's what it says that year The Gentleman came out
- 58:43Speaker 1: a few years ago, A few years ago, a few
- 58:49Speaker 1: years ago, wake up? No? Does he have a song
- 58:54Speaker 1: called like gentlemen, perfect Gentleman, perfect Gentleman? I think we No,
- 58:59Speaker 1: that's your that's your gamer tag. No he's perfect man,
- 59:03Speaker 1: is it? No?
- 59:04Speaker 5: That's shut up? Neil definitely got a song about gentlemen. Uh,
- 59:10Speaker 5: and like a song on the album something with the Gentleman.
- 59:13Speaker 5: But I know I could swear he did like another
- 59:15Speaker 5: one with gentlemen in.
- 59:17Speaker 2: The title Gentleman's Affair.
- 59:20Speaker 1: Gentleman's Affair, this name, I don't see it because it
- 59:23Speaker 1: was like a green album cover, You're the Gentleman in
- 59:27Speaker 1: two thousand and eight. So yeah, that was definitely his
- 59:28Speaker 1: third album, Welcome to Neil Deep Cuts. Oh no, you
- 59:33Speaker 1: can't tell me to say the corny nigga, Bro nigga,
- 59:37Speaker 1: I don't know how many people have done that pose.
- 59:42Speaker 1: Hey man, that's his Christmas album. He's feeling he's feeling it.
- 59:46Speaker 1: He's so many people have done that. Poll Kevin Gates.
- 59:49Speaker 1: The Christmas spirit is in him. I guarantee I can
- 59:51Speaker 1: find Chris Brown doing the exact same post. Well, just
- 59:57Speaker 1: put out that nigga paid to be a blood at thirty?
- 59:59Speaker 1: Did you see? Is he just put definitely corny? This
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: nigga just put out a message, not corny. Who's not corny?
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: To Elsie kench Lamar anyone and anybody else. Freddy Gibbs,
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: mm hmm, he's just like his buttole I'm bout saying,
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: did I not have a whole that Freddy Gibbs. That
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: was such a random person saying I ain't like hold it? Okay, okay.
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: A lot of people who aren't corny to me, But
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: I'm just thinking of because everything a lot of corny
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: mm fifty said, could definitely be very corny. No, just
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: some of his antics, you know, you know, Ride with
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: some of his antics is very like a corny realm
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: to me. So it's like it's a spectrum. Like if
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: I had to put it like a person in Nucleus,
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: it would be Nick Cannon. And then it's like as
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: far or close you are to Nick King, like neopic
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: the epicenter, like Neo flies very close to the sun.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: I think Jason Derulo's epicenter was on Nick Cannon's forehead. Yeah.
- 1:01:03Speaker 4: One, Like if I had to draw this out, like
- 1:01:05Speaker 4: Nick can right here, Jason is like, right, he's.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: The real core, He's the nuclear something of the episodeer
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: Neil was like, yeah, Neil could be like he's he's
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: the powerhouse exactly the outside a little bit.
- 1:01:18Speaker 5: The album was called good Man, Okay, my best that's I.
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: Was actually looking at that. I know that that's not green.
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: It's not like a black and green hue to the album,
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: saying that maybe it's a little dark out there in forest. Yeah,
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: but I feel like you got to have a certain
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: level when you like to do certain ship. Yeah, he said,
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: you know, I'm Brits breezy y'all, but don't win no
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: red band Dannis.
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: We don't want no problem.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: I can't. I can't promise. What's gonna happen to you? Nigga?
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: Who is gang banging at Chris Brown concert? You never know,
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: you never know whang bangs, gang banging. Anything's gonna be
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: a bunch of niggas. They're dressed like Chris Brown.
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: I can't imagine anything worse.
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: Oh, they're getting it over there.
- 1:02:08Speaker 4: That and that doesn't even count because that was like
- 1:02:10Speaker 4: after some in La.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: But he was still there. He was there. I don't
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: think niggas are going to a stadium tour to gang banggas. Yes,
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: niggas is going somewhere to act for, especially when it's
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of bitches there, which it certainly
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: will be. If this hasn't happened before, where where's a
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: bunch of women that it's gonna be niggas? The nigga's
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: gonna act fool to show off for the bitches? Correct,
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: especially but if it hasn't been an issue before, I
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: don't think you never know.
- 1:02:37Speaker 5: Well, also, Residuals became big during his tour. So now
- 1:02:42Speaker 5: when he do the yeah, but either way, Yeah, so
- 1:02:47Speaker 5: Residuals came became big because of the tour. Whenever he
- 1:02:50Speaker 5: did Residuals, he had the red band Dan on the microphone.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: So now, oh so that's what that's coming from. Yes, yes,
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: and that wait, why is it? What's the red band Dan?
- 1:02:59Speaker 5: That TikTok and stuff is spectators because of Karuji, because
- 1:03:02Speaker 5: crucis like when they were together, they always wore red bandanas.
- 1:03:06Speaker 5: So that song is apparently about Karuji. You just can't
- 1:03:09Speaker 5: leave that.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: It's definitely about leave her alone.
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: Must sweet and sour.
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know she got that she had a
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: nigga screaming her name on a song.
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: Just let me but yeah, yeah, we gotta bring it
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: back the beater he Brigade Question of the Week.
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: Yes, their the question for this week was I gotta
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: just say it off the top of my head. When
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: was the time that intrusive thoughts won? And yeah, y'all
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: like those intrusive thoughts beat your ass. I'll let you know,
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: because good guy, they always.
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: This one was I'll just start off. This one was
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: very childish, They said, my ex pissed me off, so
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: I poke a hole in the top of all forty
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: of her little hug juices.
- 1:04:06Speaker 4: That would actually that that's not that's not really even thought.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: That's just like petty revenge. Yeah, I don't think they understood.
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: And why is your but I mean, it could be interest.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: What's the problem with that? But poking a hole in
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: the top of all her juices hug juices? Yeah?
- 1:04:24Speaker 5: Why why is your ex growing a dope out here
- 1:04:26Speaker 5: buying hug juices for like the house juice? That's when's
- 1:04:30Speaker 5: the last time you bought hug juices just to drink
- 1:04:32Speaker 5: them outside of a barbecue?
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: Maybe they're just I like it, so I'll have it
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: all the time.
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: Poor? Okay, okay, maybe maybe if you're drinking hug juice
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: as your standard drink, your poor maybe it's a little delicacy,
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: like you know what that's you know what I can
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: go for right now, a blue Hulu hug Give me
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: a blue hut. I could go for a blue hug
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: juice right now. You could not every little taste of
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: die every day, maybe not every day, but look in
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: your fride, what's the main drink in your fridge and
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: that house water probably replace all the water, all the
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: alani whatever you got juices you drink water. You would
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: expect if you went in there and the fridges all
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: hug juices, I'd be happy, Mike. Yeah. And then you
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: go in your cabin and expect a bunch of rap
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: snacks because you're in the hood now snacks. Okay, no
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: peanut butter for you, just little Romeo sour cream and
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: onion rap snacks.
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: I could have as long as I have the peanut butter,
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: It'll be all right. That replaces the peanut. Nah, gotta
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: have both. Peanut butter is a necessity.
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: This one says, when a Japanese slash Chinese Chinese person
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: talks to me, subconsciously, I try to match how they
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: are talking. Yeah, that's that is definitely very intrusive. That
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: is very very intrusive.
- 1:05:57Speaker 4: Oh yes, please, I would like to please, m.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: But piggyback off that.
- 1:06:03Speaker 5: Somebody said, actually Chinese transfer student named Poe if he
- 1:06:07Speaker 5: got if he's like, if he.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: Liked kung fu pandam, well, well does he did the answer.
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: How do you feel is this cultural appropriation? Where is
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: it accurate?
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: Was it appropriation? Because not Asian, do not do kung fu.
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: No. I fell in front of a guy in a
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: wheelchair with no legs, and I said, whaytch trip me.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: That's very intrusive. That is so because you know they
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: just said that immediately, like I didn't even think about it,
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: because I was like, why did trip? I'm like, I
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: see your I see your plight. I see it. You
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: have to say some good trip. You with the wheelchair
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: say so? Yeah? When was the time intrusive thoughts? One?
- 1:06:57Speaker 2: A chick with four kids told me I never go
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: to check So I told her she never go to
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: Planned parenthood.
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, hey, yeah, wild, somebody said. My axe asked me,
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: was I getting what she getting fat? I replied, saying,
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: do you want to go to gym with me? She
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: said now, I said, then yes, you are getting fat?
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: Hm hm. You know what she needs to learn about
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: colorial deficits, coloro deficionadofold. Don't don't ask me if you
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: don't want to answer. I tried to give a solution.
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: My mom asked me a dumb question. Had to tell
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: her to shut the fuck up on instinct. It ended poorly,
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: as it was as it would and.
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: Should same idea.
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: Someone said, I told a patient to shut the fuck
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: up a sometimes they need sometimes, but I've had to stop.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: I stopped myself multiple times at the school from telling
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: the kid to shut the up, like I was like,
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: just walk out, gotta stop talking. In third grade during
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: a classmate's presentation, I stood have said boring, that's a
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: weird boring, sat in the hallway the rest of the day.
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: It probably wasn't even boring. They were just like, you
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: know what. The Grand Canyon is over three thousand feet deep.
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: It borders the states of Arizona, Hawaii, and Hawaiium boring
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: boring the states of Hawaii's great in Tuscaloosa. My last
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: one is one time I was swinging around the broomstick
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: outside when a pack of bikers rode by. I jappling
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: through the broom into one of their wheels and ain't
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: no fucking way. Hm hmm, just looked at us.
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: Right to the spect your Achilles in Troy spoke, damn.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: When I decided to fuck my ex's best friend because
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: I found out he cheated on me more than once,
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: it was worth it. He was a better fuck too.
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: You're just evil. She look, that's not she was able
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: to fuck their friend. Why can't you?
- 1:09:29Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
- 1:09:30Speaker 4: You know who I'm talking to. Yep, he commented to
- 1:09:36Speaker 4: But this one says.
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: I worked for a delivery service at that thunder. That thunder,
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: I worked for a delivery service and while driving I
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: saw these two birds walking across the street. Only one survives. Damn, bro,
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: that's diabolical, bro, illegal, especially their geese, just to stop
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: for them. Wait, that's illegal. Can't hit the geese like
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: going there in the road or is it geeseer ducks?
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: One of them is illegal.
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: I thought everyone was just being when they start.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: Yeah, why is that the funk? So I can get
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: a ticket for that?
- 1:10:13Speaker 3: You can?
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: Yes, harmon can can? Geese is illegal? Hm hmm? Manuck
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: them geese? Go out the goddamn road. You can. It's
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: generally illegal under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, the what
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: okay migratory migratory migratory bird Treaty. By saying magnet like graudgutory,
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: I'm sorry, magratory, I'm like, so Trump is worried about
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: the migratory My migratory Yeah now mmm yeah yeah, Mi
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: Jackson the geese the road My last one when was
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: the time intrusive thoughts. One, shoot the club up. You'll
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: be all right. I am now married with two kids.
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: Look at that. You're right. You are right. It sounds
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: like you're happy. He's just favorite two kids. He didn't kids,
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: that's just the results. Say what. He was happy with
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: the results. This one says after the teacher called me
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: cheating on an assignment, she asked if I even cared.
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: I said no. She really started crying. Dayan reads, you
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: can't reasonable. Damn watched Freedom Writers. That was a good movie.
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: But Freedom Writers. I don't think I've ever watched that,
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: Like I've seen clips, but pieces that's a good movie.
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: Really felt the like when the class finally gave van
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: and was like, you know what you had to learn?
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: It was great. All the stories, different perspectives. It's a
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: good movie.
- 1:11:53Speaker 5: You should say it because, like essentially the teacher had
- 1:11:57Speaker 5: them write like different stories about their lives.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: I feel like it might be kind of cringey trying
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: to watch it now, no feeling, especially especially because you're
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: in the school the school system. Now you might enjoy it.
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: I feel like i'd be trying to like watch like, honey, no,
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: it's not the same honey is God all not the same?
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: Do feel good? Like late nineties early two thousands movies
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: they all have the same. No, this one, this one's different,
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: like like like this sounds like this isn't with my
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: dance competition. So now I can finally pay for a
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: month of surgery or some ship like that A Teacher
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: and half away, something like that.
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: Hilary Swing Swing, she's a a well good actor, good actress.
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's a it's a it's a good movie.
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: I'm sure it is. Well. I got some questions for
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: you all. I love course all right, man, oh man,
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: my dad is finally to the age where he's just
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: like sending me look at this. What did he send you?
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: Is that an AI diamond? Wow?
- 1:13:06Speaker 2: He said, wow, this is It's amazing what technology can do.
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: Like, oh, that's fire, Dad, that would be you know
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: screenshot that sent to me, because that would be a tough screensaver.
- 1:13:18Speaker 4: It's a diamond encrusted walking line.
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: It's like the thing where did you ever see the
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: one with the guys who are walking from different countries
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: and then they got like a huge like animal that
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: represents their country also walking in a suit behind them. Right,
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: I don't know who that's for. I don't know who
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: that's for.
- 1:13:34Speaker 4: That's for Facebook, Oh yeah, of course for what's ap.
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: Why is there a man from Poland walking with a
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: polar bear in a in a suit. There's no polar
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: bears in Poland? What's going on here? This is even
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: geographically correct? Right?
- 1:13:50Speaker 4: Speaking of that, do you see that that that species
- 1:13:52Speaker 4: that grow back?
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: Yes, the direwolf? Sorry, yeah, I told you Mi's going
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: twelve rounds of the sleepy.
- 1:14:01Speaker 5: Slip hands you you can always tell with Mike that
- 1:14:05Speaker 5: that that bottom lift, I mean that top lifts.
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: Fight it if you if you didn't know, they brought
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: back a species that's been that was exted.
- 1:14:15Speaker 4: Thousand years what a dire wolf?
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: H They extracted the DNA from a tooth that they
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: had found and they were able to bring it back.
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: So there's like two cubs alive right now. They brought
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: dire wolves back.
- 1:14:28Speaker 4: Yeah, like I think I think you're going to bring
- 1:14:32Speaker 4: back mammoths back.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: That's crazy. I think they said that in the article, Well,
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: we don't need to bring back mammoths.
- 1:14:38Speaker 4: Well no, I feel like mammoths are are pretty much harmless.
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: But weren't they Like they need to elephants gigantic.
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and so they need like a cold temperature.
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: Where are they gonna live? Just in an enclosure? That
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: seems pretty lame. So the niggas is off with the penguins.
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: It's like elephants, like like giraffe sized elephants. I don't
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: think we can make a We can make a really
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: madmis that big giraffe size elephants. Yeah, he's saying, like
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: with height, yeah, I think so, Yeah, we don't need that,
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: but for what where you gonna put those? We can
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: make a zoom in Greenland once we take it over
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: ten to twelve feet, so that's about yeah, that's about yeah,
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: that's about the same size an elephant.
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: Right, it's actually smaller than anim literally for elephants.
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: The cartoons just made them like yeah, that made him
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: seem like they was sucking, I say, be lying. I
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: mean compared to all those other animals. Yeah, the elephants
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: still big elephants, big fun.
- 1:15:37Speaker 4: That's why it's actually yeah, it's actually a huge compared
- 1:15:39Speaker 4: to the wily.
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: You will never see me next to elephant.
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't not trying to end up with I think.
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: I'm not riding No animals because they won't kill me.
- 1:15:50Speaker 4: I can see you riding the Ostrich or some goofy
- 1:15:52Speaker 4: shit bitch an Ostrich.
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: Chasing that that fucking Safari thing about man grabbed his
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: neck trying to get there. Ask the is he getting
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: ride in the austri by Rhino? Goddamn Ostrich? He said,
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: somebody get me off this crazy thing. Oh god, we
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: don't even know what it is. Tell he was standing
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: this way and it was this way. Oh man, should
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: I get ma? I got some questions for y'all. That's
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: crazy somehow, the irony of all this nut That's not
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: the question.
- 1:16:31Speaker 2: I'm just seeing that reading the question. We've been talking
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: about nut a lot on the clips. This question said,
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: how much nut do you think has been nutted in
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: outer space?
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: Ain't no way. It hasn't been.
- 1:16:42Speaker 2: Done one most one small step for man, one giant
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: nut for mankind.
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: So I can't imagine that's been done because I'm pretty
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: sure they're under like twenty four hours surveillance.
- 1:16:54Speaker 5: Oh no, astronaut is definitely up there beating the shit.
- 1:16:57Speaker 5: Oh hell yeah, especially the one that was just up there.
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: For eight much.
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: I mean they're usually up there from anyway.
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: Have that thought though I'm in space, I would absolutely
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: do it because I'm in Spain. Because watch that she's
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: just beating off nothing like floating around whoa whoa dot
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: you anti gravity, just all over the place, bouncing. Get
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: the tablet with the downloaded pre downloaded scenes on that.
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't and plus I don't think
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: like the bathrooms are watched, afoliations florid around m Yeah,
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: like they got to be privacy somewhere, so yeah, trust believe,
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: Yes they're not under surveillance like that Conquest Heart. Here
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: you go girl. Yeah, I'm so alone. All the other
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: ViLTE rants are afraid of.
- 1:18:01Speaker 9: Me, all the other vulture rites fear my nut.
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: They do, they do, they might.
- 1:18:10Speaker 9: Yeah, man, there's so many different things, so many rules,
- 1:18:15Speaker 9: so many things not to bust on. But you and Mark,
- 1:18:21Speaker 9: I don't know what you did, but there are no
- 1:18:24Speaker 9: rules with.
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: You outside of actually like just going to space that
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: will probably be on my bucket list, and like once
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: we break an atmosphere and be floating masturbation, that's on
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: a bucket list. Not But like if I was like okay, yeah,
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: I was gonna say no, no, no, like bust as
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: soon as you bust through the atmosphere same time. Wow,
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: he say, gotta have it. Time it up, so a
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: moment it comes out, it goes up perfectly zero.
- 1:18:57Speaker 3: Like this.
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: There's no way a the time that beautiful money. Yeah.
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: Oh, someone said, hey, guys, I was wondering whatever happened
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: to Mike's hooping movie?
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: Got any details? Oh? Yes, well it was. It was
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: delayed because uh you know Matt uh Pat, I'm sorry.
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: Pat works for NFL Films. I guess one of the
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: guys that he was working with quit so he took
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: on his workload and then we were shooting during like
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: literally during the beginning the middle of like football season.
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: So it's been put off, really delayed until further notice.
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: So it may happen, may not. Who knows. Yeah, yeah right, yeah,
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: pretty much. I haven't heard any conflicting schedules. Were other
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: work though, Yes, but in a movie, big Joh, I
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: saw you laughing at the skits. I come out there,
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: Olgi to Max, that's crazy, Mike. Mike only shot himself
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: like yo, I'll fly out there like wild. He really didn't. Yeah,
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: he just said we will fly out. He said, fuck y'all,
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: I will hop on the place me I got trying
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: to be in the lesbian homie four mm hmmmmm mmmm hmmm.
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: Uh huh uh huh. If you're a white boy, what
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: kind of white boy hairstyle would you get?
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: Example, I'm a nigga with braids, and I think I
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: had to be a mullet boy like Kinney Powers. I asked,
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: because I'm getting my hot what I asked, because I'm
- 1:20:38Speaker 2: high getting my hair done watching East bounding Down.
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: That all makes sense. Okay, I'm another to start watching.
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: Speaking of that, I'm gonna start watching the Righteous Gemstones.
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: You should. I keep hearing about that. I'm between that
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: and Vice Principles.
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: You should watch watch them both. Watch them both, Vice Principals.
- 1:20:53Speaker 4: They're both good that I've never heard of Righteous gymsones,
- 1:20:57Speaker 4: but not that one.
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: Vice Principals is a US. Yeah, my boy walking dogs
- 1:21:03Speaker 2: and Danny McBride.
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: Oh god, what the third.
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: Yes, it's a great combination and it's new like no,
- 1:21:10Speaker 2: it's like ten years old.
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: Wow, I never heard it. And Righteous Themselves is damn McBride.
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: And they got the nigga from uh workaholics Blake, No,
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: the other dude, Adam Okay, m and they got John
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: Goodman's on there. John Goodman's the dad, great stuff on
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: their bitch. Uncle Baby Billy is one of the best
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: characters in TV, Uncle Baby Billy. So it was a
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: clip on TikTok the nigga. I guess he was like,
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: I guess he's trying to, you know, forcing his kids
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: on the maid on the man. He was like, he said, Greta, Greda,
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: come here, take these chilling out of them. The baby
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: doesn't shoot himself and then got vomit all up in
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: the in the in the in the knapsack. He said,
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: yes you need, yes, I need betch like he sounded
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: like Dame Chapelle. He was like, He's like, yes, I
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: need got out of here, your damn crowd, because with German.
- 1:22:15Speaker 2: That's what he sounds like the whole the whole show.
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: Bro I was like and was like flipping around because
- 1:22:22Speaker 2: he's supposed to be old, but he's not feeling nothing.
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: Then there was another scene where the dad, John Goodman,
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: was like sixty nine and some bitch. I think that
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: was the mom the mom, and I guess all the
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: kids come in trying to apologize to thee about something
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: and they see him. Oh, and because he comes out
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: to explain things. He's like, listen, I know your mom
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: da da da da, but I need to find love
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: after her. And then the dad was like, yeah, we're
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: trying to listen, but actually your dick is dribbling. Pre come,
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: he's just staying in your that's in the new season.
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: I haven't even seen that. Right, that's righteous just like that,
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: so I have to check that out.
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: Yeah, Righteous jim Stones is probably better than Vice Principals.
- 1:23:08Speaker 2: But they're both really funny, really funny. I mean, if
- 1:23:12Speaker 2: you can enjoy some good blaspheme.
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: Because they're only making fun of like the mega churches,
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: who are you're sure to be made fun of? In
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: my opinion, we're more than deserving.
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: But yeah, white hairstyles, I got nothing. I'll probably Travis
- 1:23:28Speaker 2: Kelsey Faide.
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: I probably like a little little side part with the
- 1:23:32Speaker 1: comb over and the little taper John.
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: Actually no, I probably go with the undercut with all
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: the long hair, the undercut with the you know what
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about, So like you got
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: a bowl, but you gotta failundeathing you put a man.
- 1:23:45Speaker 2: But what I'm talking about, like the flowy hair and
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: then you have it like lower on the sides.
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: Or it's just it's almost like it sounds like just
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: a long I would get the what was that dude's name, Wade?
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: Remember Wade? His name Wade Dodson? Was that? Who was that?
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: Who was that? It's a real person. Remember the dude
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: from what was his name? Where's he from? So the
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: one dude who's on you guys served his name was Wade, right,
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: I think his name was Wade. I know you're talking about.
- 1:24:20Speaker 4: He's a dancer.
- 1:24:21Speaker 2: Yeah, something that spiky, Yeah, okay, yeah, early two thousand spikes.
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: Uh huh bringing that back honestly. Mm hmm. Yeah, let
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: me get the little side park with the comb over
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: and the little taper joel mm hmm. So doctor get
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: a pompadoor.
- 1:24:44Speaker 3: Is crazy?
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: I don't know what that is, but sure, okay, yeah,
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: I'll probably go for something like not nothing as crazy
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: as spiky as like that. What do you do? But
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: I would you know what I go for? Sean Scott
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: m hm on William Scott. Saw William Scott like that
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: era when he was in that road triple front spikes.
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: Oh raid Wade Robinson was the other guy named was
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: like that road trip not high school mee. What's it
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: called American Pie Era? Yeah? Okay, I get that interesting
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: interesting stuff for sure. Well you know, next question, those
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: are some good movies, man, God.
- 1:25:28Speaker 2: Damn oh, let's talking about us keenan not a question,
- 1:25:34Speaker 2: But big props to y'all doing the push up challenge.
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: I went from doing twenty straight to fifty. But then, motherfucker,
- 1:25:39Speaker 2: ain't no joke. No, yeah, today's day ninety six, ninety seven. Yeah,
- 1:25:46Speaker 2: day ninety seven. Yeah yeah it sh it's.
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: Hurt, bro.
- 1:25:49Speaker 5: Yeah, but still, but I was because a friend of
- 1:25:54Speaker 5: mine is doing it too. I'm like, so, what's your max? Like,
- 1:25:57Speaker 5: what's the most you can push up?
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: I haven't tried in a while. It was up till
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: like fifty, and then I started breaking it up. Right now,
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: my max is fifty two, okay, Like I I was
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: able to do that once. It was for ninety two.
- 1:26:10Speaker 5: So like I did forty first, and then you did fifty,
- 1:26:12Speaker 5: and then like I got to like thirty five, and
- 1:26:15Speaker 5: I'm like feeling I feel like I could keep going.
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: I was able to get to fifty two. I probably
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: could have kept going, but only yeah, fifty two you
- 1:26:22Speaker 1: gotta warm up with the first forty, then you get
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: back for more exactly exactly. But now I'm back in
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: the gym now. So yeahah, all right, body's gonna be
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: nice for Vegas. You got a month and a half.
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: I was gonna say once, I'm after my birthday weekend,
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: I'm not drinking until we go to Vegas. So I'm
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: gonna do like a serious cut Oh so you're trying
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: to die mhm.
- 1:26:45Speaker 4: In Vegas?
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: Like yeah, no, I'm just I'm gonna be cutting. Yeah,
- 1:26:50Speaker 1: but we're gonna be drinking like crazy in Vegas. I
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: know how to, I know, trust me know how the
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: handle was busy to do this because you know that
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: that big is he different too.
- 1:27:00Speaker 3: I was thinking about taking a little tea break into Vegas.
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: I'm not, but I'm not doing it at my drunkest.
- 1:27:06Speaker 1: I'm just doing it because I want to cut fat.
- 1:27:08Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and the best way to do is cut
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: out because I can sell. I definitely got stronger, I'm
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: getting a little bit bigger, but I'm now I cut
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: the fat out.
- 1:27:17Speaker 3: M h.
- 1:27:18Speaker 1: It's some more definition of the muscle popping for real
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: coloric definicit deficionado color what are you doing to get
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: ready for Vegas?
- 1:27:27Speaker 3: Mike t break exercise?
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, swimming because the moment we land straight to
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: the dispensary, Oh for sure, like Uber dispensery BnB. I'm
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: not going to every dispensually with my bags. We're like, hey,
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: me and Mike gonna catch up with y'all. Y'all, y'all
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: catch up with you at a later time. Actually, I'm
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: gonna be in disposed.
- 1:27:55Speaker 3: For the rest of this first day. I'm gonna be
- 1:27:58Speaker 3: reacquainted with my gas.
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: I want that gas. Yes, yes, And I don't want
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: to hear excuses out of anybody. Everybody here is taking
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: a hit of the gas. I don't care. Good doctor,
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: you're taking it your your You're you're partaking in the gas.
- 1:28:15Speaker 5: We're gonna do episode in Vegas, right sure? What Ken, Okay,
- 1:28:20Speaker 5: bring your camera to do a little quick little yeah.
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: I mean we can see Indian style. We don't have
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: to do that. Definitely don't got to do that because
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: I know I can't send Indian That brings me back
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: to when we did that ship in Toronto. I'm not Toronto, Ontario, Montreal,
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: Damn this name Canadian Vancouver. Everybody else went out Scotchwan, Scoptio,
- 1:28:45Speaker 1: just high drunk rants. It was actually wasn't that bad.
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: I keep saying, I'm going to it wasn't that bad.
- 1:28:53Speaker 1: I went back to listen to it. It was I
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: was tucking DJ Calory Wings spied out there. You know
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: them Wings were horrible and honestly poutine overrated, But I
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: will give it because of where we were at. We didn't. Yeah,
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: because where we were at, I was like, last time
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: we went, well, the first time I went, the poutine
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: was way better. Yeah, because then we just get that,
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: like they're fast. Like we actually went to like and
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: they had like different types of We went to like
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: a restaurant at like two o'clock in the morning and
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: waiting a long ass line.
- 1:29:30Speaker 4: And rain facts and it was mad. So we knew
- 1:29:34Speaker 4: we were about to get some ship.
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: It was good. Yeah. Okay, that speaky cheese, I don't
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: like that. I feel like it's a better cheese that
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: could be. I don't hey, man, I don't.
- 1:29:45Speaker 3: Like them kurds.
- 1:29:46Speaker 2: That's not what they used at the McDonald's Institute.
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: Bitch, that's not we don't use that the much McDonald's
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: School of Performing Arts Culinary yards obviously performing colors. He
- 1:30:08Speaker 1: said this, this isn't cheese. This consistency yeah yellow, you
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: know right, it's not a yellow square. That was wrong
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: with these people. We gotta go back. I have a
- 1:30:24Speaker 1: good time every time I got Man. When we were
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: on the golf course, I was high ship on that
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: golf course. Want that golf course? That was smack. I
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: was like, I was hitting the ball anywhere. I didn't
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: get a ship me and was like, yeah, let's definitely
- 1:30:42Speaker 1: bring it. Let's just do something golf. I'm so happy
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: we did. Bro.
- 1:30:47Speaker 4: That ship was fun. Yeah, that was fun. Oh man,
- 1:30:51Speaker 4: I was so assd I didn't care.
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: I mean, I'm asking. He was in the golf for
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: like two weeks and then it started raining. Were like
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: speed golfing.
- 1:31:01Speaker 7: Bro.
- 1:31:01Speaker 1: That ship was just stupid. It got really it got Bro. No,
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: that wasn't rain. That was a fucking downpour. Somebody just
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: dropped the bucket over the golf course. Yeah, it was crazy.
- 1:31:14Speaker 1: It guys was fun though, That's fun, so much fun. Yeah,
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: let's go back to all right. Next question.
- 1:31:23Speaker 2: Okay, you're in an isolated room. You get breakfast, lunch,
- 1:31:30Speaker 2: and dinner, but you are not allowed to contact your
- 1:31:32Speaker 2: friends or family. You're not allowed outside, but you have
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: a TV. You get one hundred thousand dollars a day
- 1:31:40Speaker 2: every day, every day you stay in there, how many
- 1:31:43Speaker 2: days would you like.
- 1:31:47Speaker 1: Say, hold on, I'm sorry, my interact? Can I use
- 1:31:52Speaker 1: social media? Right? You have a TV? That's all you have.
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: That's all I have? Okay, I have TV. You can't
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: contact friends or family, so I don't have no social media.
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: It says each day you get how much one hundred
- 1:32:06Speaker 1: thousand dollars? Excuse me, I'm in there for at least
- 1:32:10Speaker 1: I'm doing it realistically and not being like, oh yeah
- 1:32:15Speaker 1: I could just I'm starting with two weeks minimum, and
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: I'll see how I feel after that. I can easily
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: do a week without even thinking about it. Yeah, I
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: think so easily without even thinking about it. I think
- 1:32:26Speaker 1: I can breathe through two weeks. After those two weeks,
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: I'm gonna start considering, like, do I have enough? Is enough?
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: I think I like just get stir crazy after you
- 1:32:34Speaker 1: thirty days. I think I could make it through a month.
- 1:32:37Speaker 1: I could make it through a month if I have
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: TV and all the streaming service all, like all the streaming,
- 1:32:42Speaker 1: all the streaming. I'm gonna get bored a TV at
- 1:32:45Speaker 1: some point. I don't. I love it so much. My
- 1:32:49Speaker 1: A D D can't handle just TV. I need to push.
- 1:32:56Speaker 1: You told me you SUPs to get buth and a half.
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: You couldn't get it, but hell yeah, yeah. I minimum
- 1:33:05Speaker 1: thirty days. Thirty days minimum. I have all my meals
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: and I get.
- 1:33:13Speaker 2: Unlimited stream, especially if you get like a gaming system
- 1:33:16Speaker 2: to get a PS five in there.
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: I get a PS five if they let me get
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: my PS five exactly how I live my life regularly. Yep,
- 1:33:27Speaker 1: I'm good.
- 1:33:28Speaker 4: Thirty days, I get it easy. Thirty days I'm diamonating
- 1:33:31Speaker 4: all my games.
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: Yeah, easy, all of them. I'm beating last of us
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: thirty times. I'll finally beat last of us and then
- 1:33:41Speaker 1: I'll play the second one. Somebody, any of them. No,
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: I said, I got to finish the first one. Jesus,
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: that's so easy, because I have just played a game
- 1:33:49Speaker 1: until you get tired, and then you go to sleep,
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: and then you just wake up and do it again.
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: They're like the best, like some of the best games
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: on the system.
- 1:33:56Speaker 5: Sure, it's I just I haven't been able to locking
- 1:34:00Speaker 5: on a story based game in a very long time. Yeah,
- 1:34:03Speaker 5: outside of Spider Man.
- 1:34:04Speaker 1: I beat Spider Man in like a week. Outside of
- 1:34:07Speaker 1: spider I love heavily addicted story based games. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: that's huge one. That's crazy. I like competitive games. I
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: need to you old that competitive exactly.
- 1:34:16Speaker 3: I don't have that.
- 1:34:17Speaker 1: I need to get mad. That's the difference. I don't
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: have any tests on left of my you see these
- 1:34:23Speaker 1: juggle I'm just soft, right, Okay, only I'm allowed to
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: talk to about like that.
- 1:34:43Speaker 3: Man a little cut with a player. I just want
- 1:34:46Speaker 3: to play my little.
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: World, customize your character. Just went two hours customizing my character.
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: I want to get mad at somebody else, like this
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: eyebrow or that eyebrow. I don't want to going backboard
- 1:35:00Speaker 1: like the Eye Doctor one two one too, I guess
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: too legit could spend forty five minutes an hour on
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: that creation scree for a game that I beat four
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: times already. Yeah, that's that is it. Yeah, that's that's
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: something that's mad. That's my thing. I'm a rewatcher. I'm
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: a replayer. I don't care replays. Oh yeah, unless I'm
- 1:35:27Speaker 1: going for Diamond and I get the PlayStation I'm about
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: to play. I never replayed the game before I'm about
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: to play Final Fantasy tenth for probably about a fourth
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: or fifth time. You're just bored. Damn, you're just bored.
- 1:35:37Speaker 1: Go outside. I like the game, find something productive to do.
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: I enjoy it. Take a walk. Yeah, for the tenth
- 1:35:48Speaker 1: time I enjoyed the game. It can't be that. It
- 1:35:53Speaker 1: can't be. It can't it's fun to me, Yes, yeah,
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: because I try new things. I'd like I go for
- 1:36:00Speaker 1: a different goals. They don't have ten different outcomes in there.
- 1:36:04Speaker 1: It's not about the outcomes about the way you play
- 1:36:07Speaker 1: the game. They ain't got ten different ways to play that. Absolutely,
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: there's there's thousands of ways to play the game fantas.
- 1:36:13Speaker 1: Absolutely isn't there only a set amount of characters? And yes,
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: you can do ways where you don't play without certain characters,
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: like you can use it one character, or you play
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: ways where you don't level up, or you play so
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: whe is it a wheel? Yeah? You heard mugs locking?
- 1:36:33Speaker 1: Uh No, I don't know. Nus locking when you don't
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: make no, no, no, no, all right, real quick? Nus locking,
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: that's a challenge you. That's a way to challenge yourselveing
- 1:36:46Speaker 1: Pokemon games like, for example, you're playing a Pokemon game, right,
- 1:36:51Speaker 1: You're only allowed to catch the first Pokemon that you
- 1:36:56Speaker 1: and counter on every route, like every route, like route
- 1:36:59Speaker 1: one to three, you're getting the grass the first Pokemon
- 1:37:02Speaker 1: whatever it is, that's the only one you can catch.
- 1:37:06Speaker 1: And then when that's what you gotta nickname him. And
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: then like if a Pokemon face it's dead and you
- 1:37:11Speaker 1: can't use it no more, you gotta put it in
- 1:37:13Speaker 1: a box. And it's like that's like the main way
- 1:37:16Speaker 1: a lot of people challenge again, go outside, Yeah, they're
- 1:37:19Speaker 1: doing go outside, extra Pokemon, Like my Pokemon is dead
- 1:37:25Speaker 1: and he's going l r P nuzzles, go outside and
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: touch a real what's the difference between that and playing
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: the competitive game against the same group of four niggas?
- 1:37:41Speaker 1: It's not the same four niggas? What are you talking about?
- 1:37:43Speaker 1: What group of four? It's not the same four it's
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's different. What's different about it? When
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: I'm playing online? Every time I get online, it's somebody different.
- 1:37:52Speaker 1: It's a different person different. Generally it's the same thing,
- 1:37:57Speaker 1: but it's a different skill set, different outcome, is it? Yes?
- 1:38:01Speaker 1: Because I could I could win by forty I might
- 1:38:04Speaker 1: lose by forty. I could lose in the polk I
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: could lose and I could win. All your Pokemon is
- 1:38:09Speaker 1: gonna But why are we why? It sounds like it
- 1:38:14Speaker 1: sounds like we should just enjoy the things we enjoy.
- 1:38:17Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not saying you you don't have you I'm
- 1:38:19Speaker 2: not stopping you from doing it, but it just sounds
- 1:38:22Speaker 2: and it.
- 1:38:22Speaker 1: Sounds ridiculous to me. It sounds it's like you're trying
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: to figure out different ways to play the same game
- 1:38:27Speaker 1: with the same alcohol, figuring out what we're not in
- 1:38:30Speaker 1: the game as it's design. As it's designed, they're adding
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: in extra layers to make it difficult in adding different features,
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: like okay, same ship, go for it. But that's like
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: people there's oh, in the game we play Marvel Rivals,
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: there's people that try to play the character Rocket the
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: raccoon either doing no healing or no damage.
- 1:38:49Speaker 4: So when you're doing stuff like that, it's like, sure,
- 1:38:52Speaker 4: if that, if that makes you happy, go for it,
- 1:38:54Speaker 4: But what do you I'm not going to do that.
- 1:38:56Speaker 4: I'm not never doing that.
- 1:38:58Speaker 1: That's like trying to figure out ways to make gold
- 1:39:00Speaker 1: Fish more entertaining every time, and every time you tell
- 1:39:04Speaker 1: somebody go Fish. You gotta slap them, go fish, Like,
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: why just play something else? Play something else? You can
- 1:39:13Speaker 1: play something are spicing up? Like it literally sounds like
- 1:39:21Speaker 1: you don't know what I'm playing. When you guys get
- 1:39:23Speaker 1: the mic, the mic, and I'm like, I don't want
- 1:39:26Speaker 1: to play with this character more Star Wars right there,
- 1:39:28Speaker 1: but I want to go to the fucking whoever the
- 1:39:30Speaker 1: fuck you play with. I don't know what y'all doing.
- 1:39:32Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is Goldfish, but it's one hundred dollars
- 1:39:34Speaker 1: hands what high steaks high steaks? Gold Fish high rollers
- 1:39:39Speaker 1: high steaks. Oh this is mabl Rivals, but uh we
- 1:39:43Speaker 1: we only play with Rocket the Raccoon this time. Yeah,
- 1:39:46Speaker 1: we don't do a healers. You don't even do that.
- 1:39:49Speaker 1: I mean with what you're doing. What you're doing is
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: essentially if we're playing Mare Rivals. In the moment you die,
- 1:39:54Speaker 1: you don't leave the spawn game's over.
- 1:39:58Speaker 2: Yeah, that's since what you're doing, or we have to
- 1:40:01Speaker 2: change the character every time you die.
- 1:40:03Speaker 1: It sounds exciting y'all should play like that? No, because
- 1:40:08Speaker 1: sounds I hate the people that change their characters, not
- 1:40:10Speaker 1: because obviously the reason why you change the characters, because
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: you're just asked at the game and something's not working.
- 1:40:15Speaker 1: I mean maybe now I'm not gonna say, maybe you're ass.
- 1:40:18Speaker 1: Maybe it's a better character to deal with your oppoint
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: for the situation.
- 1:40:21Speaker 5: So when you see somebody go all right, yes, yes,
- 1:40:24Speaker 5: because the moment I see anybody flying, I immediately go
- 1:40:27Speaker 5: to nay. More so, But like if you if you've
- 1:40:29Speaker 5: done the first round, you see somebody swiss characters four
- 1:40:32Speaker 5: times already, that's different there, ass.
- 1:40:34Speaker 1: If I see them using five six characters.
- 1:40:36Speaker 4: And their stats aren't improving yours, that's not getting any better.
- 1:40:39Speaker 1: But at least, I mean, at least they're trying. At
- 1:40:41Speaker 1: least they're trying. Just heal be in the back line
- 1:40:44Speaker 1: of hell.
- 1:40:46Speaker 2: That's one of my favorite videos, the little boy crying
- 1:40:49Speaker 2: plane Madden or two K, whatever he's playing.
- 1:40:53Speaker 1: Just go to the back line, hitting his ass visus
- 1:40:56Speaker 1: and also just work you you'll go out. I do,
- 1:41:01Speaker 1: I do. I'm not playing story games for tenth times.
- 1:41:06Speaker 1: I'm outside this weekend playing tomorrow was the same game,
- 1:41:09Speaker 1: but I'm just i'mting this weekend. I'm playing the same game,
- 1:41:12Speaker 1: but it's only different because I'm playing with different people.
- 1:41:14Speaker 1: But it's literally the same.
- 1:41:15Speaker 4: Might be Power Rapper, the Rapper forty times.
- 1:41:19Speaker 1: Chopeez this time chapter twenty. Oh man, that was my
- 1:41:28Speaker 1: ship we got. I can never beat that.
- 1:41:30Speaker 4: I had to get my sisters to beat one level
- 1:41:32Speaker 4: for me. Now, I was like, I never beat that ship.
- 1:41:35Speaker 2: Yah, looks like this one's kind of a long one.
- 1:41:37Speaker 2: But we'll see what they're saying. Real quick, real quick,
- 1:41:40Speaker 2: real quick, yo, n ts. I'm a twenty three year
- 1:41:45Speaker 2: old male. I've been listening for a few years, and
- 1:41:47Speaker 2: I still feel like a neanderthal trying not to laugh
- 1:41:49Speaker 2: when I listen to y'all at the gym.
- 1:41:51Speaker 1: So long story short. About two years ago, my high
- 1:41:54Speaker 1: school friend group blew up, and now the only hometown
- 1:41:58Speaker 1: friends I have are my boys Henry not his real name,
- 1:42:02Speaker 1: thank you, and my girlfriend very lame. I know now.
- 1:42:06Speaker 1: Henry just got back with his ex, and I'm gonna
- 1:42:08Speaker 1: be honest. She's super sweet and nice and thick in
- 1:42:11Speaker 1: parentheses parentheses, but she's dense and ditzie and Loki doesn't
- 1:42:16Speaker 1: treat him well. Before they got back together, he asked
- 1:42:20Speaker 1: me how I felt about her, and I send me
- 1:42:22Speaker 1: lied and told him I wouldn't be mad if they
- 1:42:23Speaker 1: got back together, but in reality, I really don't want
- 1:42:26Speaker 1: to hang out or be around her just because of
- 1:42:29Speaker 1: past history. She was low key the reason the friend
- 1:42:32Speaker 1: group blew up AKA two dudes were fighting over and
- 1:42:36Speaker 1: the first time they dated, she didn't treat him well.
- 1:42:39Speaker 1: And she takes advice from her friend who once followed
- 1:42:41Speaker 1: a random stranger to his car because he knew where
- 1:42:45Speaker 1: a cool party was. Oh, so she's an idiot. So
- 1:42:48Speaker 1: she's an idiot. Does associated with other idiot? Yeah?
- 1:42:51Speaker 2: I need some advice on how to operate further, and
- 1:42:53Speaker 2: if I should keep pretending how I really feel or
- 1:42:56Speaker 2: should I tell him I'm not the biggest fan of her.
- 1:42:59Speaker 2: I appreciate you all, and as always, please shut the
- 1:43:02Speaker 2: fuck up.
- 1:43:03Speaker 1: Kean m hm. You spell your name right though. That's respect.
- 1:43:08Speaker 1: A lot of people don't respect respect. But in this
- 1:43:14Speaker 1: you gotta find a way to like kind of like
- 1:43:17Speaker 1: bring it up really knowing you could do. I think
- 1:43:21Speaker 1: you just be honest. Yeah, find a way, by the way,
- 1:43:24Speaker 1: you know, I ain't never really like that. Be a
- 1:43:26Speaker 1: good friend. You don't have to be like disrespectful friend
- 1:43:29Speaker 1: in that situation. Some true, Yeah, you shouldn't be with her,
- 1:43:36Speaker 1: she don't treat you right, bro, I think you deserve better.
- 1:43:40Speaker 1: She she she's up there, we're down here. It's just
- 1:43:45Speaker 1: she's down there, we're up here. Nah No, her head's
- 1:43:48Speaker 1: way too high in the clouds. I was thinking of like.
- 1:43:52Speaker 5: No, like it was a perspective, one thing, like Land, sweetheart,
- 1:43:57Speaker 5: Land you up in the clouds, come down here with
- 1:43:59Speaker 5: the rest of us. But again, be a good friend.
- 1:44:01Speaker 5: But like yad not good for each other, break up?
- 1:44:05Speaker 5: Do better for bro, she's a bird. Get about it here. Yeah,
- 1:44:09Speaker 5: but that's something I mean.
- 1:44:10Speaker 1: But if you don't want to, then say it one time,
- 1:44:13Speaker 1: one time, one time, be like, listen me personally, I
- 1:44:17Speaker 1: don't like her.
- 1:44:17Speaker 5: I'm not going to disrespect that relationship. If you're with her,
- 1:44:21Speaker 5: that's fine, but me personally, I'm not a fan of her.
- 1:44:24Speaker 1: M h. I think she's dumb and she doesn't treat
- 1:44:28Speaker 1: you well. That's that's It's that simple. But that's like
- 1:44:35Speaker 1: you said, just one time. And if he says, if
- 1:44:38Speaker 1: he's not receptives, you just gotta let him. Let him learn,
- 1:44:41Speaker 1: let him earn them bruises, let them get it. They coming.
- 1:44:44Speaker 5: I have to tell a couple of friends, but don't
- 1:44:46Speaker 5: do that don't go back. That's a waste of time.
- 1:44:49Speaker 5: That's a waste of time.
- 1:44:49Speaker 1: Don't do it.
- 1:44:50Speaker 2: It's hard.
- 1:44:51Speaker 1: No, Nah, it's hard. You have to tell a couple
- 1:44:55Speaker 1: of friends go home, go home, that's what they're trying
- 1:44:58Speaker 1: to do. No, they're trying to go home on the fire.
- 1:45:03Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Yeah, he was one of them. Are you
- 1:45:14Speaker 1: talking about you? The podcast award? There was one of them.
- 1:45:28Speaker 1: And now you're finally back home.
- 1:45:30Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
- 1:45:33Speaker 1: So you said I was.
- 1:45:34Speaker 4: I was Michael, go home. He's an abboc. Okay, you're saying, Michael,
- 1:45:37Speaker 4: go home.
- 1:45:38Speaker 1: Ship man ship, that's where where you want to be,
- 1:45:43Speaker 1: out shine, And now we were huppy you know what
- 1:45:50Speaker 1: I'm saying, dropped that stack on him, A couple of
- 1:45:56Speaker 1: four stacks, A couple of stacks. Thank you for that information. Yeah,
- 1:46:03Speaker 1: that's it, is it? Well, you're welcome. Did you have
- 1:46:07Speaker 1: to ask for friends about her her ring preferences or
- 1:46:10Speaker 1: did you have that conversation?
- 1:46:11Speaker 3: We had that conversation.
- 1:46:12Speaker 1: She had that conversation. She's like, this is what I
- 1:46:15Speaker 1: kind of want blah blah blah. She just kind of
- 1:46:19Speaker 1: had a just general idea.
- 1:46:22Speaker 4: She wasn't all big on like this I want this, this, this, this,
- 1:46:25Speaker 4: You just said you gotta be a that's a good
- 1:46:28Speaker 4: woman right there.
- 1:46:29Speaker 1: Do you have any ring preferences me personally, like that
- 1:46:35Speaker 1: my band is going to be the rubber Dawn, Like
- 1:46:38Speaker 1: it's gonna look like this, so seriously, yeah, actually it
- 1:46:47Speaker 1: looks more comfortable. And I'm not a ring person, so
- 1:46:49Speaker 1: it's like I'd much rather have I asked for Kean
- 1:46:53Speaker 1: and to like have like like a moving part, because
- 1:46:57Speaker 1: like I have like a ring where like the scent
- 1:46:59Speaker 1: of the ring is like a change. I do like
- 1:47:00Speaker 1: the movie part. And I'm like, just like if I
- 1:47:02Speaker 1: could have like a moving something, like I could just fidget. Yeah,
- 1:47:05Speaker 1: that is true.
- 1:47:05Speaker 4: The little rings.
- 1:47:07Speaker 1: Actually I had one of those in heigh shood like that. Yes,
- 1:47:10Speaker 1: I have fidgets just like when I wear it, I
- 1:47:14Speaker 1: just find myself just just fickling with it. Yeah, So
- 1:47:17Speaker 1: I'm like, if you can find something like that, that's
- 1:47:19Speaker 1: what I would prefer. Well, once you say all you know,
- 1:47:25Speaker 1: it's time to go and at the end of the day,
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