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Miami Reunion 3, Below Deck Med, Royal Conspiracies, and Erika Jayne's new song · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hello, everybody, We're
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here, we are here, We're here, We're here, We're here,
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We're here. It is me, It is Emily. Theresa's hi, EM's
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hello. Hello everyone, and thank you for joining. If you are on
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the YouTube live right now. Technically we usually really get here promptly, but
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today we are, in fact about fifteen minutes late, so sorry about that.
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It's a little bit of a work in progress. But honestly, I
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was queuing up a lot of musical introductions, so really, at the end
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of the day, it's hopefully worth your weight. If you're in the comments.
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I see some people here, thank you, Oh my god, Hi,
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Julie, Alyssa Ross, mel and you guys are the best. We
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have a lot to discuss today because it's a doubleheader. We're doing Miami and
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we're doing Below Deck, and we also have some news. Oh Steven's here
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too, so but before we get into all that, I have to remind
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everybody that there are tickets available right now for Stars at c This is an
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incredible comedy show that you guys, I hope to see you there. It's
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on the Pacific, Guys, I mean so perfect that we're talking about below
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deck today because we are literally chartering a yacht. It's like a booze cruise
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gonna be really, really fun. And again the link is in my bio
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Meet Amy Phillips. So first off, Emily, before we get into some
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other news, might I introduce you in a new way today our Royal conspiracy
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correspondent, Emily and Teresis. Do you want that intro again? Emily?
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I need it? Sorry, I need it again, Emily. We where
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are we with? Kate? I am concerned. You know you weren't here
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yesterday. Please weigh in on the latest and how you're feeling and where you're
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at. Well, I would hardly call myself a royal expert. Oh what's
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that Diana's engagement ring? My God? For those of us at home that
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aren't visually looking, I'm wearing Diana's engagement ring. It's not real. Everyone
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calmed down in murder Kate, because this is now, This was then,
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this was Stephen says, so royal. This was Kate's engagement ring. As
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we all know, I was billed to Harry, and Harry gave it to
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William for Kate. Interesting it was will to Harry. I did not know
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that, yes, yes, wow. Anyway, he was like, no,
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thank you, that's trash. Wow. Yeah. Why would the younger
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one, why would the spare get the ring? Oh? What I mean?
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He has a book. It's called The Spare Emily is taking. I
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think it was, just as you what Diana wanted. So that's what Diana
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did. What Diana wants. Diana yet you know what I mean, Mommy,
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that's a hard girl. Yes, indeed, all right, well,
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and I will say I loved Princess Diana. And the reason I even got
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this knockoff on Etsy you can get one for less than twenty bucks or something
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crazy was because I was obsessed with, like I said, a young child
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watching that wedding. I mean I was very little, but it still sticks
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in my head, like you know, and anyway, and obviously devastated and
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so Amy. When you say these people are trash, they're worthless, I
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hate them. I don't like Amy. Okay, I'm so sorry. I
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forget who I'm talking to. When you are, you know, in your
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Royal correspondent mode, I I can't take as many liberties with you, and
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I apologize so sorry, Royal Emily Carrion. You've actually you, yeah,
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you You've been very reasonably curious lately, and that's I think why I'm I'm
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more tapped in than ever. But you know, I don't know what to
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think anymore because I was willing to say that car photo yesterday. I'm talking
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about the one with maybe William Yeah. Others are saying, Piquet in the
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car, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love. That's so good for
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us, it's so good, so healthy. Okay. I didn't realize how
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hard her head was turned. Now I now I have like, yes,
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thank you, because you got crumpets on the trumpets. Still have my back.
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They're like, no, no, no, we believe in you.
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Because when I first saw it, I looked at it quick and I was
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so confident. This is why eyewitnesses are not good. That her face was
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so swollen from steroids. I didn't realize how how hard her head was turned,
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so you were looking at the back of her head and chalking that up
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to her face. I thought she was as swollen as like Eric Stoltz in
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mask on multiple text threads. It look, darling, this is the Royal
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correspondent I've got, you know, and this is the royal correspondent you're gonna
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get carry I am totally devoted, Go ahead, go on. So I'm
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just saying like I, yes, am I overqualified, of course, of
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course, but sometimes my takes might not be accurate because let's say I'm talking
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while walking and glancing at my phone and then I run with it absolutely.
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You know what, We though you may be a Royal correspondent, you may
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be a reckless one at that, and that's okay. That's the darlings are
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that We're willing to forgive that and move on. Now. I will say
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I did see a TikTok in defense of you, Emily where somebody actually called
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out her ear as having like califlower ear, which is something that boxers.
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Oh, she is wrestling. She wrestles for the high school, so that
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does make sense. Did you see the theory about how the traders are like
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this next season is going to have two surprise guests, and that they're equating
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it to both William and Kate and the time that they've been and that they
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film in Scotland and all this stuff. Oh my god, that would be
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amazing. Honestly I haven't heard that, but like they would win everybody back
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instantly. Whatever's going on. That's how you went us back now, Royal
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correspondent Emily, I do have a question from Darling Deanna who mentioned on ya
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esterday's podcast. Actually it wasn't on the podcast, it was on our text
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threat. She posed the question, would the Royal Family be, you know,
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creating this scuffle, this mystery in an attempt to gain attention to the
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Royal family because it's waning. They want to have eyes on the Royal family
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and make it a trend, to which I responded, I wouldn't think that
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they would care, but certainly not on the Queen's watch would this ever take
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place. But now that the Queen is gone, the Queen mom that is,
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maybe they're trying something different. Could you weigh in on that? Thank
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you, gentlemen. I feel and one woman, sorry I should say,
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I want to recognize her as the other third trumpet player. So I think
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that no, I think that consistently the royal family always wants the most amazing
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banger. As they say, press, they want like all good press,
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and they hate the bad press unless they can put it on someone that's disappointed
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them. And I also want to remind people this was actually accurate in the
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ground, Like when Queen Elizabeth took over from her father, her very like
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popular father, it was kind of grim, So it was like the equivalent.
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I mean, I'm adjusting for inflation in terms of attention and attention inflation,
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but like, I feel like it was definitely grim for her at first.
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So we're in like a transition phase, which is like interesting that I
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was really hoping Charles would just kind of have a coronation like ceremony but it
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would be small. But it was really going to be for will to turn
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it to William because I feel like that's what we needed. But now we're
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going to have two bumps in the road. We're gonna Charles and then we're
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gonna have William. Like it's never easy. It's never like an easy thing.
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Uh huh uh huh okay. I then going back to the original was
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that Kate in the car? Where is Kate? I am now extremely concerned
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that well I've always been concerned, but let me just say I'm leaning very
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hard into the conspiracy that there is a divorce on the horizon. For Wow,
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go reckless as hell, this is some royal reckless they're divorced. Yeah,
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they're divorced. No, I just like I didn't think that this would
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happen on our watch. I would think that they would see it through that,
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Like William would never allow that to happen. Kate wouldn't. And why
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would we be looking down the barrel of a royal divorce here? I mean,
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I just didn't see this coming. Is this something that's on the horizon
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for real? Yeah, I don't think they've been for a long time.
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And I think that, like, but what about the crown? Stay together
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for the crown, And that's like old news. You don't really anymore?
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I mean, Kate, sorry, thank you, Yeah, no, you
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don't have to do that anymore, remember that, I mean that was the
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whole thing. You know that you don't have to do that anymore. But
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I would think that they would want to at least give it, just give
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it. It's all just bring back the classics of being miserable in a marriage
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and sticking it through for the crown. I think that was the intention and
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the hope. But I don't think that's going to happen. Hmmm. I
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think it's yeah, I mean yeah, I think William has you know,
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he grew up seeing his parents like miserable, or at least his mother and
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then and his father. So yeah, I think it's just kind of like,
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I don't know, Well, what about this St Lanche of Lady Rose
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Henbury where they did an article and they're soft launching that this is his lover
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and why is it so wildly known that he had this alleged affair in twenty
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nineteen. I had no idea about that. Well, I didn't know that
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that was like all confirmed, but I mean I remember that, you remember
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the rumors. Yeah. I just think that maybe there's no way there was
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a concerted effort to do a soft launch of a girlfriend. Like I just
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don't see that happening. Okay, all right, any last thought, Emile
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before we move on. I had something and then I forget that's all right,
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that's on par with our royal correspondence. Oh I do remember one thing.
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I do think I have another way, William and Kate, Kate,
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particularly if you're listening, if you want to like get out of this one,
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go on traders too. Why don't you have the palace? Turn attention
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to other missing people, like actual people that are missing, and say thank
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you for caring about missing people, like here's a list from you know,
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the like local people that have gone missing in the last five years. Let
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nobody cares about her. Don't care about the royals. You're right, though,
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You're right. It would be a great ploy to get. It would
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be good and it would at least maybe not everyone would care, but maybe
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like five people would care, and maybe those five people could actually figure out
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where a loved one is or something like. I think that's a great idea.
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Yeah, oh my gosh, just you know, it's wild. It's
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uh. I now I had something to say about it, but now I've
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forgotten. But I do. Oh Steven doesn't think that that he was cheating
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on her. He just can't see it. Well, you know, it
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is one of those things where behind closed doors we just there's just no way
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to know. And this is so upsetting. Now, the Megan Markle thing
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this is what I wanted to say. I just remembered a lot of people
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are saying, you know that the British press allowed, oh I love your
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teacup. The British press would, I know, would be so quick to
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attack anything regarding Megan Markle, you know, but like with Kate Middleton,
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there no how could they possibly be doing this, you know, and they're
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easily protecting her as opposed to Megan Markle. And I think that's a really
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interesting point and interesting and I also want to say, in fairness to the
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British press and everybody else, we are the ones that care. So we
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are the ones that are more likely to click on a Megan Markeles store then
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a Kate story. So in that regard, it's like if there wasn't Megan
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Markle's story this week, like if she was at some event, I just
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don't think any of us would give two shits unless she made a comment.
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And then now Steven says, but what do I know, who's Kate?
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But like for a long time, like Kate would be out there doing all
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kinds of stuff and nobody gave two shits about it. So I mean it's
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it's us we care and they British press isn't gonna. I mean when I
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say British Press, I mean the sources that we all click for, the
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Gossip, the Sun, the Daily Mann. We just it's us were the
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problem. It's me, yeah, I mean, yes, oh all right,
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thank you so much. I really appreciate this, good point, Russ.
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The press didn't protect Fergie back in the day either. Wow, great
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point Yep, Well on we go to our dish. I mean, I
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just want to acknowledge that Erica Jane does have a new song out and a
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video. It's called Bounce, and I've I'm not going to play the song,
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but what I am going to do is I'm going to read you.
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I'm going to read you the lyrics right now. Pull your shirt up off
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your chest, go and make them Tindy's bounce and I cash a lot of
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checks. I don't ever let them bounce. Always move on to the next
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baby. Beg me back to bounce, Set it free and pop that ass.
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Make that pretty kitty bounce, set it free and pop that as us.
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Make that pretty kitty. Bounce bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce,
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bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce,
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move, it's a headline. Read the contract through with a red line.
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Got a sweet sweet, got hot up with all them swinging round like
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it's a rodeo. If y'all hose, if y'all hoes, no new friends,
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just keep on. We know we go Oh, want to call me
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reckless? Get in line, Get in line, we go oh called the
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pretty mess for a good time. Thank you. Wow, that was beautiful.
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I wish I hadn't sent the trumpets away, but that was gorgeous,
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right And the way she was able to rhyme bounce with bounce and then line
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with line, I mean grammy, So check that out. The videos out
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now and the lyrics have been read to you, so you've got no excuses
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now. At the direct TV party, which was in lieu of the recent
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oscars, John and when I say John, I mean John and Alexis,
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they were asked by the Page six guys about their relationship and like they point
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blank literally said do you even care about Shannon? Do you even care?
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To which John said at some point it's not about Shannon. Wow. And
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then they were asked, do you have any nuptials in the near future?
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Will there be an engudgement. Will there be wedding bills, to which John
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said, I cannot picture my life without her being Alexis, and Alexis said
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I think and probably, Well here we are and this is it. I
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mean, we all kind of thought it was going to happen because we all
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thought that. Remember that Christmas she posted that picture of that ring she was
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given by the promising John's sister. Oh, right, right and right,
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Yes, I don't know how surprised I am. It doesn't make me less
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like I'm still like gross but so gross whatever, Like it's really good.
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I'm still grossed out by it. So there's that. Okay. Well,
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our first recap of the day, dah, which is going to be what
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I was just going to say to those that aren't watching. Amy and I
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are dressed as Kyle and Dread at the reunion today and read as the Amy's
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wearing. Yeah, I was gonna say, am, He's wearing a red
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Dromach and I'm wearing a green shirt. And if you put that turtleneck up,
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you would be to eat. I would be, I would be.
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I just put it over my head in the back of my head. Reunions,
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we are in the midst of several reunions right now. We're closing out
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with our Miami reunion. So this is the third episode, which obviously,
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like, oh my god, how funny that they couldn't even They're fighting so
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much that even in like the sign offs at the very end, like it
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was, it was funny to me that Nicole had to call it out.
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She was like, we're doing our farewells and like Alexi is like, your
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liar, you're a liar, You're a liar. Like I mean, it
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just kept going. Gerty and larsa finally hug, Thank god. Adrianna is
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reading a Bible passage about you know, Dust. To Dust, I was
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like, this is so morbid with her purse that has like the whole rosary
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chain on it. Yes, yeah, did you notice that this third up?
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Yes, I mean notice it until the third one? Where was that?
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I don't know who was using blasphemy in a weird way the word the
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reason, Yes, blasphemy. Who was that? Oh? I forget Darling's
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Do you remember anyway? That's what I thought. I mean that was like
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you're not supposed to use the rosary as jewelry or sexy like over your arm
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piece like I mean they were. I mean Lars's earrings were basically like Jesus
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on a cross. I mean it was so intense. I mean it was
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one step away from that. It was like really intense. Can I ask
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you, because this is more about technically my television specifically because I was watching
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it on TV. I watched all three on my v pacock on my TV.
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Did there mic sound a little pitchy? Especially Julia? Okay, the
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mics were weird. Gerdy had mic issues. There were a lot of my
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issues in this. Okay, yeah, all right, I just wanted to
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double check. No, I hear you, I hear you because you're not
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Yeah, you're having great You're not having any white issues. So we pick
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up with Gerdy and Larsa, and where Gerdy was like, I was going
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through the hardest time of my life and you made it harder. And Larsa's
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like, no, my love, I didn't. You made it harder for
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cancer, made it harder for you. And She's like, I get I
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can't with this woman. I can't. No, even she said, you
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made it hard for me. Yeah, you made it hard for me to
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be your friend. This lady, this lady. Oh my god. I
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don't know why I keep going back to one with Larsa where I'm just like,
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she's hilarious. I know, I know, because I think we're so
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beyond we've now like have to completely overcompensate with our humor and just be like,
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yeah, that's Larsa. I mean I am. I'm never on her
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side. I'm always like I like, in that moment, I was so
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team Gertie. I was like, your fucking nuts, Larsa. But then
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I'm like, but you know, hilarious. It's just like she those roses.
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I wanted her to like get stand up like Streetcar and desire and be
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like floreslasrtos floratos, you know, just just like out of the blue and
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just be like what are you doing between her? Just aseninine behavior and then
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Adriana's Bonker's poems, and you know, I think she had to have some
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sort of presentation because she wasn't going to get the final song because Julia got
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it. Yes, she has to have great points. I didn't even think
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about that. Of course, she had to be so bombed that they were
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giving that to Julia, which, by the way, do I think she
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knew? Absolutely? Okay? I mean they did seem to be surprised to
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see John the other opera singer. Yeah right, I feel like maybe she
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maybe well yeah, because they're close enough. I think that Julia would tell
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her and then she would be like, wait, what that was an option?
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All right? I didn't go to Mexico City and perform my heart out
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and lip sync for My Life for nothing, And I don't even get to
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perform at the reunion. How dare you so I'll write a poem about Hubris?
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Oh my god, Joanna Larsa makes de Rate look like a space scientist.
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True. Yes, wait, Stephen, says Julia, being the other
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other opera singer. Yeah, I know, because he you know, he
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came in so hot and they just jumped right into it. And then I
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was like, oh, pre recorded. You know, it wasn't a performance
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like it should have been. It should have been live. We should have
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been able to see the cracks, you know, but it was already you
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know, very much tuned up. She sounded way better. The ava Maria
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was very much better than what we know she can do. So they really
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did tune that for her, I think, I mean, I know,
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I mean, of course, I was pretty sure she was lip syncing right,
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Yes, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean she was definitely
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lip syncing to not maybe her voice even let's say yeah, let's say that
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too. Also that look, that's even better than joy. That intense opera
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face you turn, seeing you into your turtle neck. That's actually not bad.
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I can I'll just keep it going. Yeah, Steven says. When
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she pulled the mic out, I died and she was so serious. I
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mean it, I got a nowhere. Oh my god, it's so good.
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I love how tickled Andy was with it, you know, I mean,
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it was brilliant. It was brilliant house whiffery on every level is possible.
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The camp was at A one thousand. It was. It was perfect,
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including Marisol like, I'm not I'm pissed, I'm not getting up.
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Oh wow wow. I mean we know that they're like not to jump around
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too much. But no, job, let's see. We know that they're
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friends again, right because they had the podcast. So the fact the song
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is this remix is so boring. No, she was pissed. I know
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she had just thrown her under the butt. No, you're right, Yeah,
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she was pissed and honestly, yeah, that Ave Maria remix was the
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ship though. It was great, it was unbelievable. Yeah, I would
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like it. I would like I would like to add it to my Bravo
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song playlist. Yes, well, I'm sure she has it for sale for
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fifty dollars on her website. Okay, when she said, now, I
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gotta stand Julia on this, when she clarified it was guava jam or jelly,
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that's why it's expensive. Okay, you don't fox with Guava is one
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expensive fruit. I mean, so there's that. So I will I'm gonna
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go ahead and say, Okay, I didn't know we were talking guava.
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I didn't know we were in the guava category. Who knew? Also,
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can you tell me that your chickens are shitting on the fertilizer? I know
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how it's done to hear that. I got. Not good for the branding.
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No good, Although maybe she'll sell more if she calls it chicken hit
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guava like I would. I mean, maybe that's the gimmick, because I
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would totally buy that as a jag chicken chip guava jam for sales for fifty
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six dollars. I Google, I Google, but I, for whatever reason
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in my head, I thought it was boisonberry. I don't know why I
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thought that. So no, no, no, no, sorry? Is
31:04
it killing you guys? I'm so sorry. Killing volume down. No,
31:11
I'm holding my headphones closer to my ears than you need to hear every layer.
31:17
Oh. Tracy Quinn says it's expensive to be gloom. That's funny,
31:27
good stuff, good stuff. Gang over there in the chats, they're cracking
31:33
wise over there. I'm loving it. I have the chats close because I'm
31:38
in my notes, but I love it. No, yeah, you gotta
31:42
chat, keep it, keep it going. I'll I'll get it up there.
31:47
What that was terrible. Speaking of getting it up, Larsa at the
31:49
end being like, well, your relationship with Martina doesn't make sense to me
31:56
either, and I was like oh, And then I was like, is
31:59
she being homophobic right now? She had me on a real roller coaster?
32:05
I mean we saw it in the trailer, but my god, watching that
32:07
being said, I was like, Larsa, you did not. And then
32:12
she was like, because you like black men, black, you like black
32:15
penises, and then again being like Annie being like can't you possibly maybe like
32:22
that also? And still you know, like it just was I know,
32:27
And then Larsa's like blink, blink, how do you know? Like,
32:34
but I think like, no, how do you know? You like black
32:37
dick? How do you know? How do you know? But Julia took
32:46
a left turn too. I was so surprised by that, being like,
32:50
I don't think Lars's butt is real, Like, how do you know?
32:52
Season I probably, I don't think your ass is real? Yeah, good
32:58
point it was. I was like, this is Farewells. We're not like
33:02
gonna be opening up other cans of worms. That baby had two feet and
33:07
a fist pushing down on Nicole's bladder like I need to, like, I'm
33:12
sure. She was like, yeah, wrap it up, everybody. We're
33:16
not gonna go to the bathroom and finish the goodbye, so we need to
33:21
do it now. That was so yeah, Julia being like the season good.
33:25
Good's good, Martina good adoption, Yes, Larsa, but no fake.
33:32
It's like, what the hell kind of show my watching is this?
33:47
Yay Marisol that Marcus is wearing a Michael Jordan shirt. No, I did
33:57
not notice. Damn it. Yeah, has a Michael Jordan quote on it.
34:00
And I'm like, okay, well, then we're gonna talk about Michael
34:05
Jordan's Yeah. Oh, we're gonna talk about it. Marcus, Okay,
34:07
honey. I didn't notice it until this episode, but obviously he's been wearing
34:13
it the whole time. And I was like, come on, everybody,
34:15
what are we doing? What are we doing? And Marcus coming out towards
34:19
the end, he's like, you're my queen, stay, stay on your
34:22
throne. I was like, wow, this is really a window into who
34:25
he is. I didn't know he was so delusional too. I mean,
34:30
I mean you would have to be, but like, wow, okay,
34:32
they really are a pair. They are really they're great together. They're great,
34:38
They're perfect for each other. And on the Traders reunion they kind of
34:44
sidestepped up whatever drama was happening, and now they're great. So I guess
34:49
they're back to whatever that done. They're in good, a good space.
34:52
I guess whenever they're in whatever whatever they're doing, the Queen keeps sitting on
35:00
your throne. Oh my god, how about hold on? There was something
35:07
that Marcus and Jody in the back. Marcus stuck up for. It was
35:13
Keiki, right, was he sticking up for Keiki for the com? Oh?
35:16
Yeah? The comments that Lisa made that were like microaggressions and all this
35:21
stuff, and Marcus is like, yeah, that's not cool, and Jody's
35:23
like she was sure. Wait, oh did did Marcus say that? Because
35:29
I just heard him then button up whatever Jody said with the like, yeah,
35:34
Kiki was triggered. I heard him say that, but I didn't hear
35:37
the beginning of the com Marcus did he Marcus said something like that wasn't right,
35:43
essentially okay, which would have turned subtitles on. Yeah, and then
35:47
especially at the reunion, because there's so much that's not fully I'm not just
35:52
Miami all these reunions, there's so much being picked up on a boom mic
35:57
that I need either turn subtitles on or listen through like my headphones because there's
36:01
just all these years and well they're always over talking each other. Yeah,
36:06
but yes, he was like that was not good. She was triggered,
36:08
and then Jody said something that was kind of trying to still support Lisa.
36:15
But then you know, but in doing so, I'm like, yeah,
36:20
just back down, Okay, you don't need to be like supporting Lisa at
36:22
this point. All right, she said what she said, And I was
36:27
glad that Andy said something to Lisa like aren't you not getting it? Like
36:32
these are microaggressions and you have to just start being aware of these. Hello,
36:38
and spoiler alert, she doesn't get it. She apologizes for the wrong
36:44
things and then still doesn't get it. Yeah. So I mean when she's
36:51
like, I apologize for my delivery, oh, and he's like, your
36:54
delivery, how about what you actually said? Whenever like Andy steps in with
37:00
a note, you know, it's like, yeah, you better listen,
37:05
you better listen, and you're getting checked right now, and they usually to
37:08
like, oh, well, yeah, I mean what I met was yeah,
37:10
he's trying to help you. He helps you pivot into a better place,
37:15
even though you're not there, you pretend to get there. You're like,
37:20
oh Andy said I should do that. I'll do that. Okay,
37:21
I'll do that. And then she quickly was like yeah, and what I
37:23
said anyway? What she Oh? God? How about when CURTI was like,
37:37
mascot, stop to Lisa because Lisa's trying to stick up for Larsa.
37:43
And then she's like, you should have taken your anger out on Lenny and
37:47
I thought that was funny. And then Larsa's saying, like, I called,
37:51
I texted, I sent flowers. I called, and I sent flowers
37:54
and I texted. And then Gerty's like, it will have to show and
38:00
tell for me, So they're going to work on it. I did like
38:01
that they hugged at the end. That was nice to see. I'm glad
38:05
that they motivated by Larsa, which was nice. And you could tell that
38:10
is what Gertie. That's how low her expectations are of Larsa, Like,
38:16
great, now we can I like we're good for right. I felt like
38:21
that really did some major healing in that second, Like Gertie doesn't expect Larsa
38:30
to ever fully get it. Yeah, so that was as much as you're
38:32
gonna get. Yeah, and she was fine with that and she was okay,
38:37
expectations completely lower level darling, lower level. Keky has a new man
38:44
that she got through Marisol's Matchmaker. Really incredible. That was confusing to me.
38:50
So was it through the matchmaker or was it like Keiki was saying she
38:55
was about to get with the matchmaker and then the universe just provided her with
39:00
this. I was confused. So yeah, they did really rush through that,
39:05
and so I kind of just landed and put it that the Matchmaker was
39:09
the one, but I actually don't know if that's what you're saying. So
39:15
it could be. And then to talk about her family, oh not through
39:20
the matchmaker, Mel says, it was through a friend. Look at these
39:23
okay, darlings, Just chin facts, Mel, I'll hoot for you.
39:30
Okay, talking about Kiki, and you know she's got this two bedroom apartment
39:37
or is it a condo. I'm not sure if she owns a rents,
39:38
but her daughter sleeps with her. Her son must have the other room perhaps,
39:44
and he is eighteen. We understand that this was really tough to watch
39:47
because you just you think of all these ladies as being super rich, and
39:51
Kiki looks like she is. She comes from billions and billions of dollars because
39:55
she always looks amazing. Most glamorous, Yeah, the most glamor. We
40:00
know she's supporting her mother. She's been supporting her mother since since twenty twelve,
40:04
when her mother moved to Miami. So I'm assuming her mother lives in
40:07
another place. Yes, before that, oh, probably before that part.
40:10
She was saying when she was working at Burger King when she came over,
40:16
I think that's what she was getting at, Like, yeah, I was
40:20
working at Burger King when I was in high school. And then she started
40:23
to say, like how she you have to send gerty I think then went
40:28
on to explain, like, you as soon as you get here, you
40:30
have to start sending money back. That's just what you do. Yeah.
40:32
So I was like, wow, it's like that in a lot of countries.
40:36
You know, it's like that in a lot of countries. But but
40:38
it was really interesting to hear about how she spoke to her father and her
40:44
stepmother, and Gertie was really backing her on that that it's like that in
40:49
Haitian families where they go and they like start other families and then bring back
40:52
and then leave and start other families in another country. And it's just that
40:55
is what it is. And to hear that she came back with her father
41:00
and then the whole drama that happened with her stepmother, how complex and she
41:07
must really be, Like I would love to hear more about her finances because
41:10
she sounds incredibly fiscally responsible, having a lot of responsibility. Right, She's
41:15
saving for her kids, she's supporting her mother, and I mean, I
41:22
just we thank god that Kiki had such an amazing season because and that they
41:29
kept her on because this is what we need. This is why I always
41:31
believe in second seasons, because like she was a friend of for probably was
41:36
she a friend of for two seasons? Was this her second season as a
41:39
friend of I think it may have been, But now I would say full
41:44
time housewife because like, yeah, well the catch the whole time, not
41:49
like those friends of Well, now she was she wife, you guys,
41:54
yeah, she has to be. You're right, she was a friend of
41:57
and then I think they made her wife. So anyway, it was really
42:00
wild to see and you know, that process is crazy too, like the
42:05
Friend of because oftentimes they start these seasons and you don't know who the cast
42:09
is going to be, so they're filming all this shit until something percolates as
42:14
a story and then either you then you get the committed right yeah, right,
42:24
and then you know she can't afford to have the birthday parties, which
42:29
I love that everyone was like, well, you know, we're gonna throw
42:30
it for you. And that was really sweet, you know what. That
42:35
like almost like made me tear up that they were collectively, all at once,
42:40
we are going to throw some of the greatest party ever. Yeah.
42:45
That was like. That was when I was like, see like the like
42:49
Lisa whatever, Larsa whatever. At the end of the day, you know,
42:54
it's about, it's about. I thought that was a really nice moment.
43:00
I muted you and cleared my throat. Sorry, guys, I just
43:07
thought it was a beautiful moment. And one points for me on Lisa,
43:13
Larsa and everybody, because it nothing mattered in that moment except for like fully
43:19
seeing Kiki and wanting to take some of that for her. And you know
43:23
who led that charge, Lisa, Yes, And that's what I'm saying Yeah,
43:28
that was great to see. Yeah, so Stephen is clarifying, Keky,
43:31
Adriana, Marisol are all friends of This was the first year they had
43:36
all three out on the couch for the entire reunion. Stephen, I totally
43:40
forgot that. Wow. Wow, I know that's right. I kind of
43:46
remember now that Adriana that was part of her big letter to the liver on
43:52
Ma like on you right. They weren't Yeah, they weren't out the whole
43:57
time, so she had to make this big splash remember that now? Yeah?
44:00
Okay, wow, Now Nicole, her house will be ready April twenty
44:07
third, and they have no place for the boat, that's why they didn't
44:10
buy it. And then Lisa's like, oh, yeah, put it in
44:13
JODI's backyard. I mean, if he'll I mean, if that's yeah.
44:19
And then we find out that Sophia Larsa's daughter gets twenty five hundred a month,
44:22
to which Andy was really gobsmacked about that. Andy and Emily, you
44:30
know, I want to say, I was also like, but why were
44:37
you? I mean, her father is Michael Jordan. I guess that doesn't
44:39
that didn't real her father her father is Scottie Pippen. Oh, I'm sorry
44:44
Jesus Christ. Yeah, but still her father is Scottie Pippen, Like,
44:47
I don't understand why that's such a I wonder if that money is I wonder
44:53
if Scotty's also sending her money? Is what I was thinking, that's just
44:57
Larsa's cut. What's Scotty sending me? Is Larsa giving her the twenty five
45:02
hundred because I just assumed it was from Scottie. I think it's from Larsa.
45:08
Wow, okay, well in that case, then that is a lot.
45:13
And she works and she's gorgeous. It was like, I know,
45:17
the face of Oscar de la Reente. But that was funny because part of
45:22
Larsa's excuse, which makes no sense at all, she was like, yeah,
45:27
she gets what I mean, what because uber's and gifts for friends and
45:30
she's the face of Oscar de la Rena, so she's making her own money.
45:34
It's like that had nothing to do with it at all. Like if
45:37
I were to Larsa, I'd be like, okay, I'm putting all of
45:40
this in a trust for you. Twenty five hundred dollars a month now is
45:45
going into you know, apple Stock or something. I would just think you're
45:50
making your money. I can't because she's getting child support. So if it's
45:55
if stick, yeah, kids are over eighteen, not Sophia is Sofia over
46:04
eighteen? I know how old is Sophia? Oh God, please google for
46:07
us. Well all right, well we don't have the answers. But uh,
46:14
I don't know because they're mean talking about Sophia. They're not talking.
46:16
She didn't talk about her other kids. That's true, that's true. Twenty
46:22
five dollars a month is I guess it's not that crazy for a rich child
46:29
of an incredible legendary NBA All star, Like that's I don't see the problem.
46:35
I don't see the awe in it, is what I'm saying. So
46:38
remember when we saw her shopping with her like she's young? Yeah, everyone's
46:45
saying sixteen. I think, okay, okay. So I love that everybody
46:51
loves Miami so much that like they did its own Miami had its own package,
46:55
like the city itself. Yeah yeah yeah, but it had its point,
47:00
which is that like real estate is on fire there, everyone is moving
47:04
there. Miami is more expensive than La right now, and it just really
47:08
does put your eyes on what's happening there, which goes to show how much
47:14
rent Kiki or mortgage Kiki is probably paying. So because it says like to
47:20
me, I'm thinking, oh my gosh, she's struggling so much. Why
47:22
doesn't she Why hasn't she moved out of the city to a lower more lower
47:28
like rent area. But I don't know what her timeline is. She's got
47:31
to probably be well, she's probably got to be in Miami because the modeling
47:36
so period dot and maybe her maybe like her daughter's in a great school like
47:42
schools. Yeah, but I also feel like we got to give credit to
47:46
Peacock and the people that film the show and edit the show, because you
47:52
know, all these cities are gorgeous Miami, gorgeous Miami, but they really
47:57
they lighted so beautifully. We've said, I I know I always say this,
48:00
but they Miami. The show looks so much more slick and glamorous than
48:07
the other Housewives franchises, including New York. Oh, do we have anything
48:22
else left to say on Miami other than hot, Hot, Hot hot.
48:30
When Gertie was yelling at Kiki to breathe, I was like, stop it,
48:35
I'm getting so ten. Yeah. I don't know Adrianna, Alexia were
48:44
fighting about and Mariceol they were all fighting about, like they're Alexia's friendship with
48:51
Nicole. I mean, it's just like kind of stupid stuff Marisa, Arianna,
48:54
Adriana's greasy hair. Oh yeah, that was weird. It was nice.
48:58
Alexia wants to be friends with Goal. Yeah, also smart, she's
49:01
a doctor, dude, Like, come on, bro, do you want
49:05
to be Yeah? The other thing and maybe the Darlings can clear this up
49:10
for me. So the Darlings Lisa worked today, Darlin, We didn't watch
49:19
this episode to like if you could just clear up what happened, just like
49:22
just bullet points, you know, is Miami Is it Miami, Florida or
49:29
Miami Ohio? It was not clear to me. It was not clarified.
49:32
Yeah, is Lisa now has a business and then the scuffle about uh prenups
49:42
or getting out of a divorce or something, And is the scuffle that Marisol
49:45
thought of the business for Lisa or the scuffle that Marisol named the business and
49:51
Lisa has no memory of Marisol naming the business because there was like a backup
49:55
d yes, So uh that that why Marisol I was mad at Alexia.
50:00
Yeah, no, no, no, sorry, no at at Lisa,
50:05
because Lisa's like, well, I have this business now where I'm over people
50:08
and their divorces. Yeah, and Marisol was like, yeah, I named
50:12
it or thought about. She gave her the name of the person to get
50:15
in touch with to help her with that. I'm assuming it's a lawyer.
50:20
And oh, I thought she thought of the name. No, she gave
50:23
her the name of a person who like, oh, claims to have suggested
50:31
the name. Oh okay, maybe now you're making me confused. Now I
50:37
don't know. I thought she gave her the name to somebody that would help
50:40
her with it, because I thought that she it was like a collaboration.
50:45
Confusion happened though, because you kept hearing name name them, and I was
50:52
hearing naming of the business, and you thought the business that was deferred,
50:58
right, So so what was it then? I think it was naming whatever
51:06
the name of the businesses, which now I totally forget separation anxiety. Sure,
51:10
and that is the name Marisol thought of, and Lisa ran with and
51:15
is not giving Mary Jody thought of it. Oh my god, Jody's going
51:20
to be the next Lenny Lenny, Lenny. No, Jody Jody Jody's boat
51:22
backyard. Joy is Jody's got a backyard from boats? Jody came of the
51:27
name Jody. Jody's in the dressing room. Oh all right, I got
51:32
out of my system. Anything left to say about Miami. No, let's
51:37
head to the seas okay, yeah, yeah, baby, no no,
51:44
sorry, out of your head because I told you about Paul from Traders Australia.
51:47
Yes, yes, you did, obably duh. Well, so we're
51:53
on that high sees and uh you know they we're at the Saint and David
51:58
and Mike. We're in Grenada and we're in the Caribbean, the Caribbean.
52:05
Jared tells the captain about Eileen's fall. We got to see that fall again,
52:09
which is just astounding, I mean, and the fact that she clearly
52:17
I don't think remembers it is up before the primary primary went to bed at
52:23
nine and Eileen is out there popping champagne. Wow at like I think eight
52:30
thirty am, which is a massive head wound, just massive head wound.
52:35
Harry from SMLS Harry open bloody like good morning. I would even crank that
52:46
energy up to twelve, like I was just like geeze Eileen professional drunk right
52:52
there, and that's what we expect that of our charter guests, just real
52:57
douchebags. I am loving this season. Here's the I was maybe not as
53:01
much looking forward to episodes from last season. Yeah, and I don't know
53:07
what it is, but this week I was like, oh, yeah,
53:09
blow Deck again, Like I was, yeah, me too. You know,
53:14
I think I do know, I know, I know what you mean.
53:16
Yeah, yeah, you know, because like I feel like Fraser is
53:21
really Fraser really brings us in. He's just such a delight and I feel
53:25
like that's a draw Captain Carry. He's a little codependent, which I kind
53:30
of like. So I think he's caught between the moon in New York City
53:35
a lot of times. Like he's just like Jared Love, you can come
53:39
to me anytime that you're having a problem. And also you're not equipped for
53:45
this job. You'll fire, you know what I mean. Like he's we're
53:47
really seeing the compassionate side of Captain Carry, but also the no business side.
53:54
It's like, you guys gotta let loose, you know, you gotta
53:59
get you'll, you gotta get your uh your pauty on. Also, shut
54:04
up, I'm trying to sleep. You know, he's just all a bit
54:08
of a contradictor. But yeah, and I love that. Uh at breakfast,
54:14
those guests that were so drunk are already just triggering Fraser, and he's
54:19
like, oh, you know, the energy of the guests were so low
54:23
and so depressing that he was like, this energy is like so sucking and
54:34
it really stems from that primary what's her name? Tina? Like she just
54:38
gives nothing. Yeah, she just seems miserable because she's missing. I mean,
54:44
I lean for like when when she can sit up? Is fun?
54:47
Well, she's mean though, she's also mean. She's just gonna get meaner
54:52
like the older she gets too, yea and be oblivious. Yeah. So
55:00
and then Carrie is like, Kit, I know you had a real rough
55:05
life, and uh, you know I care about you. So you know,
55:08
since you an orphan, I want to get you out in the water.
55:13
What can we just like leave our personal lives aside for a second.
55:19
Absolutely not. He's just like, so, you were in a cult,
55:23
I understand, and you couldn't talk to your brother, So I really want
55:28
you to get out there and learn how to longboard or whatever the hell they
55:30
were doing. I don't know. Also, I'm gonna adopt I'm going to
55:36
adopt you, but first go out there and long board all right, yeah,
55:39
all right, oh my god, yeah I was. I thought that
55:46
was really sweet. And I'm still like, h Freezer is really becoming.
55:52
He's really showing me that the more depressed you are, the harder he's going
55:58
to lean in and put you on a pad at the detriment of everybody that's
56:01
working their ass off. Both he and the Captain I think they have a
56:07
similar uh personality trait in that. But Captain Carrie respects the work and sees
56:15
it, whereas like that's true Fraser doesn't get like he's demotivating Barbie's working her
56:22
ass off. Yeah so she would, but she got she slaps some sass
56:28
on him again, she slaps some SaaS on that chiefs do she can't do
56:30
that, right? That was bare. That was like a little touch,
56:35
just a little touch that yeah all right, Yeah, it's just that Fraser
56:38
is so it's almost like he wants an excuse to keep focusing on Cat.
56:44
So he's got to find every flaw with Barbie and it's I mean, it's
56:51
just going to make Fraser's job that much harder, I know, but maybe
56:55
he wants that. He likes a challenge. Zandy married at twenty one,
57:05
divorced at twenty two, and her dad and her mother in law having a
57:08
six month affair. Eh well yeah, that's intense. Yeah, and very
57:16
it was like very beautiful. I thought that was really cool. Oh wow,
57:28
yeah, that was wild, wild to see. And then Barbie was
57:32
married and she's like, eh, I'm too lazy to do the paperwork.
57:35
I'm like, you better do that paperwork, babe, because you've got a
57:38
lot of money and he's gonna come for it. Yeah. Well I would
57:44
assume that there's a prenup with that. Oh no, interesting point. So
57:52
he's gonna get paid no matter what. There's probably like a nice little settlement
57:55
for him, no matter what. But there are time you know, there
58:00
are deadlines on those things. So what do you mean there's deadlines? Well,
58:05
sometimes like if you're married for like five headlines sorry, yeah, yeah,
58:10
totally ten years. Like the longer you're married, the less the prenup.
58:15
I mean, like the more money you get kind of thing. But
58:20
I can't imagine that. Dadders being like, yeah, man, Teresa doesn't
58:27
have a prenup and you're not gonna have money either. Go for a girl,
58:30
Teresa. Everybody looks to Teresa. Love is love, Baby, Love
58:36
is blind, Love is blind, is blind. By the way, Love
58:39
is Blind. Reunion recap coming this week. Yeah, the four I forget
58:47
I. By the way, I am not loving my turtle ex sweater today.
58:51
I just feel like it's not well. When you said like that,
58:55
do you have an attractive sweater, It's like, I got it North.
59:01
It's a good, solid winter sweater. My god, is so warm.
59:05
It's a winter turtleneck. And I love it for that. I love that
59:08
for me. You guys, I think, yeah, you just can't,
59:13
like, don't do your Julia ave Maria soft chin talk. Yeah, okay,
59:19
don't do that. Okay, no, no, no, no,
59:22
do it? Do it? What does George mean when he asks who the
59:28
hell's house was Christmas that year? For the mother in law and the husband.
59:37
I'll tell you what this Some some sex in the pantry was happening.
59:44
Oh my god. Also everyone was blurred out in this, like she was
59:50
only there was only one other person. All the people she was identifying shit
59:53
talking and they were all blurred outs. I don't think things are on good
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terms, including with her dad, not at all. I love Zannie's voice,
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though she's like I'm trying to remember how it goes. She's just like,
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well, you know, no, I'll come back next week with it.
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I was so close. I was practicing it on my own, but
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I can't do it unless I hear it. So I need to live.
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Yeah, yeah I can't. I'm not there yet. She's betrayed me a
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little bit because I loved I do love her. But when she was talking
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about how she never wanted to be on service and just love being in the
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laundry and doing the guest rooms, I was like, yes, yes,
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yes, that would totally be me. Just listen to my headphones all day.
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Just I love the fold things like this is going to be like yeah,
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finally somebody can. And then she's like demanding to be on service.
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I was like, no, stop, I'm sorry. I come back to
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me. Are you okay? You lost your below deck soulmate? And I
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mean, here you go. Huh, there's a little owl hoo for you.
1:01:06
But is there someone that's ever been I think she might be the perfect
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person, the perfect crew member. I really she's done no wrong as of
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yeah, other than not done sunscreen in the correct places. Shit, yeah,
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oh George, you're JB cool, Okay, hi JB. So all
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right, let's talk about fricking Jared And like I can out with this guy.
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He just always seems drunk to me, even the way he talks,
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even when he's not. Maybe he's not drunk, but he seems drunk.
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And when they're docking, it's so uncomfortable. He's all over the place shouting
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those meters. He can't get port starboard Stern anything right. And Captain is
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passed. He like takes him to the wheelhouse and he's just like, yeah,
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you can't hear you cooling out the wrong places at the wrong times with
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the wrong nambas. It's not working for me. It's like, yeah,
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you think it was a disaster. He's like a little good flirt with pretty
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lady Captain, Like, fuck off. He throws out one of those in
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episode and I beg your mom, there, hey, captain of pretty flirt
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with a good lady. Yeah, I'm not talking about the ladies right now.
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Is there a problem with any of your crew mates? I love a
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lady flirt with a good lady flirt, all right, Jared, you hungover
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or you're drunk and you can't have that on the boat right now? All
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right, jar, how many fingers? How many fingers am I holding up?
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That's a flirty three? All right, you got there? You got
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Wow, you are drunk? Blame me, right, So they leave Finally,
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thank god, douchebags have left the vessel and they go out. Wait
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a second, what did I mean? It was a great tip from those
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douchebags? You know what I usually write down the tip? What was it?
1:03:15
Twenty six hundred each? That was wait, wait a lot, No,
1:03:22
it's a twenty six thousand dollars tip. Okay, so whatever that was,
1:03:27
but that was one of the bigger tips. That was I think right
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when the guest watches that back and sees what a ship had they were,
1:03:32
but then also how much they were shit talked. Yeah, I wanted to
1:03:37
know how that feels. I mean, we can't ask Eileen because she's blooded.
1:03:40
The clown face down the yard, but she's I think she's dead,
1:03:45
so quite frankly, I don't know, man, she dominated that game.
1:03:49
I don't know where she found that strength. But then she was out in
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that volleyball game just fuck all so good at volleyball like drunk assholes killed it
1:04:01
at that game. I was like, are we watching top gun? Like,
1:04:04
what is this playing with the boys. That was the song of the
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volleyll scene. I love that scene. It's so good. Oh take me
1:04:15
back? Yes, all right? So we done with them, got great
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tip, douchebags, leave night out. Cat's not vibing with anyone. Fraser
1:04:28
is like, Cheffy is absolutely tidy. We need to help these the chefes
1:04:33
with his up nineties all night long. Z's so tidies working Hotsi's chefies and
1:04:43
Jared says, what Emily, fuck you and your flirty thirty lardies. I'm
1:04:50
doing in nerni nrnies. Wait and I'm just saying Brounce line line no,
1:04:55
no, was saying Jared. Everybody's working for the same tip. All right,
1:04:59
it can work in harder than anyone. Jared got a daughter, Jared,
1:05:02
I need to be there for her. Jared, You're not. You
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can't. You have no phone signal, you can't. You were talking about
1:05:09
the ship now, There's no way I could ever be there for her.
1:05:15
Let anyone else into the state. Fuck you, all right, whoa,
1:05:23
whoa? All right, everybody, lets go up for shit. Sonny was
1:05:30
really pissed. My god. I felt so bad for Kyle. I really
1:05:32
felt very protective of him, and I felt borderline. I wanted to rip
1:05:38
him out of that seat and like call child Protective Services on Jared for treating
1:05:43
his crewmate like that. That was awful. Yeah, wow, abuse,
1:05:47
barging into the room like that was crazy. That was nuts. That was
1:05:51
giving me vibes from like remember that season with Asha and they saved her from
1:05:57
the alleged date rep like that whole thing. I don't want to say,
1:06:00
I mean, but just one yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
1:06:03
the date was well over. Yeah, but yeah, no, I think
1:06:10
it was just weird too, because I mean, I've never worked on a
1:06:14
yacht, but I would assume the boundaries are extra boundary because you're in such
1:06:19
a small space. So knocking is not Knocking is not acceptable drunk or any
1:06:27
other thing, like if you're if you are just like making those choices then
1:06:33
and ignoring all that because you're wasted, that's like not that's a red flag
1:06:40
beyond me, just like get off the boat. Also throwing his tobacco case
1:06:44
at him. I mean, if you want to call it assault, I
1:06:47
know that we all love to call things what they are. Remember, like
1:06:53
he threw that tobacco case at them. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
1:06:55
yeah yeah, like Kiki in the jukebox, in the juice box. Yes,
1:06:59
like Lisa right right. And then he was just pissed and bored that
1:07:04
everyone went to bed and he was still wasted and went angry and yeah the
1:07:10
ight, Yeah, well or just have people sit up and listen to him
1:07:14
fucking do his monologues. Yeah, it was really disturbing. He's brushing his
1:07:18
teeth, he makes him like come into the crew mess. It was so
1:07:23
disturbing. I don't even think he was that bummed out about Barbie. I
1:07:28
think he was just pissed that he had this energy and nothing to do with
1:07:31
it. M m hmm yeah yeah yeah. And then and then Captain comes
1:07:42
down, Oh with the Sonny and Beneff shower shower sex. Oh yeah they
1:07:47
did, they sure did. Yeah that's the place to do it, because
1:07:50
you're not going to be able to like have privacy. Oh when then I
1:07:54
loved how Barbie wanted to watch home alone. Yeah. I like Barbie.
1:07:59
I like Barbie. She's Yeah that really won me over. And then then
1:08:04
Captain carry comes down into the crew mess and he's like, I'm two decks
1:08:09
up, I'm two dicks up, and I'm trying to sleep two dicks.
1:08:14
I'm two dicks, one deep. Two deeck me, Dick, I'm there,
1:08:20
And I can hear you fighting trying to go to sleep twice right now,
1:08:24
and what are you Dick's doing? And so now we've got a sleepy
1:08:29
little captain who's trying to get to bed. And uh, Jared is definitely
1:08:32
going home next week, let's put it that way. Yeah, totally he
1:08:36
is. If he doesn't get banished, he's gonna get murdered. Right wow,
1:08:46
all right, any last things to say about below Deek before we ran
1:08:50
this up. I when Barbie was going through the list of things that she
1:08:56
had sold and then Eileen's like, wow, you're a rock bottom. But
1:09:02
then which is like I sold finance on Wall Street? I was like,
1:09:06
what what is that now? Right? And and for all the darlings,
1:09:14
Emily is a day trader, so she knows the lingo, she knows what's
1:09:18
up. So that was a confusing statement. Yeah, I think maybe if
1:09:24
something was edited out or something, But I was like, what does she
1:09:28
sell? Like? I now I'm very curious because that makes no sense.
1:09:32
Also, I didn't know that Trump Tower was in the Wall Street district.
1:09:36
Is it? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I
1:09:41
don't think it was thin it is. But oh so yeah, maybe she
1:09:44
meant she was. I don't know. I bet there's a very clear thing
1:09:48
of what she meant to say, and we didn't get it because that was
1:09:51
too weird. See. Yeah, mel just said that that Trump Tower is
1:09:57
not on Wall Street. That's what I thought too. Yeah, okay,
1:10:00
Well, anyway, so this week, so tomorrow is vander Pump Rules,
1:10:06
Thursday is Beverly Hills and Love is Blind Reunion and the bonus episode. This
1:10:13
week there are too there's Summer House, and there's Feud, which is episode
1:10:16
six through eight. So we're catching up on Feud and that's the that's the
1:10:21
final, like we're doing all the episodes for Feud. Yeah, okay,
1:10:25
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