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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 30th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is the dude to the repic nature of his program?
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  Speaker 1: Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Insensitivity Training class is now in session.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what's good? Everybody? Today is Monday, March thirtieth, twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty six. We are the Woody Show. What that's Greg Gory? Alright?
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  Speaker 2: We got menaced grad Sea Bass is here. We got
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  Speaker 2: Sammy is our executive producer. We got Morgan our associate producer,
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  Speaker 2: Van is a video producer, and then we got Borton
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  Speaker 2: mentioning the Woody Show production department. Dumbass Tyler is here.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for being here and giving us some of
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  Speaker 2: your valuable time today. Many ways to be a part
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  Speaker 2: for us there at the Woody Show, and of course
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  Speaker 2: good old fashioned email, which is email at the woodieshow
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  Speaker 2: dot com.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now, ladies, next time you go through airport security, know this.
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  Speaker 2: They know if you're on your rag you tell because
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  Speaker 2: the scanners can see it.
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  Speaker 4: Cool of course.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, like when you go through that thing
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  Speaker 2: you put your hands.
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  Speaker 3: In the head.
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  Speaker 5: He goes, right, what is it doing.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's it's it's right. Look, that's why I say it.
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  Speaker 2: So like if you have they say take everything out
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  Speaker 2: of your pockets. If you have anything in your pockets,
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  Speaker 2: it puts this little Have you ever seen the monitor
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  Speaker 2: on the other side. No, Yeah, let's just say I left,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I have my pocket full of medication. I'd
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  Speaker 2: say I just had like a few advillain there. It
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  Speaker 2: would detect there's a few advilas or a few something
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  Speaker 2: in there, that pockets aren't empty, and it would put
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  Speaker 2: this little like highlight area right above that on my silhouette.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, like a little box.
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  Speaker 2: Letting the person who now has to screen me again. No,
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  Speaker 2: this is where to look. This is where we detected something.
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  Speaker 2: So it certainly sees a plug up there it's in
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  Speaker 2: your body. Yeah, well, here is this chick who's sharing
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  Speaker 2: her story about what happened to her.
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  Speaker 6: So as your.
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  Speaker 2: Security for TSA and it starts beeping.
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  Speaker 5: Looks at the grass, big red box right on my crutch,
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  Speaker 5: and it was not my pints.
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  Speaker 1: I asked them.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, did you pick up my tampon?
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  Speaker 2: Like seriously?
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  Speaker 5: And they're like, oh no, no, no, it's.
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  Speaker 2: It detects extra layers. Like why are you lying about it?
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  Speaker 7: Like that's such a you're the sings Halaba, Like why
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  Speaker 7: don't you just tell me that?
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  Speaker 5: With thunder Tampa they were getting all like hushi around it,
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  Speaker 5: like I shouldn't even suggest something like that. It's like,
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  Speaker 5: it's life.
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  Speaker 2: Who cares? I mean, it makes sense for what the
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  Speaker 2: machine's doing. It makes sense like if you're cameling something
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  Speaker 2: and the you know, like it's gonna show up if
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  Speaker 2: the extra layers.
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  Speaker 8: What as a matter of fact.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, crazy, Well there you got a got a
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  Speaker 2: tamp in.
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  Speaker 9: Do the metal detectors detect underwire from the brawl?
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  Speaker 5: It's never I mean I've never had a detector go
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  Speaker 5: off because of it. But have you ever seen the
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  Speaker 5: X rays of people farting?
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  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, there's so funny. It's like you're in
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  Speaker 5: the X ray thing and it's just like a human
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  Speaker 5: you know, skeleton or whatever. But then like this little
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  Speaker 5: like green.
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  Speaker 2: Puff comes up. The no, that's not real.
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  Speaker 5: Funny. It's like heat seeking.
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  Speaker 2: An x rays, not heat works.
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  Speaker 4: It's not from the airport. It's just they're very funny
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  Speaker 4: videos to see online.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, if it's like a thermal camera, yeah yeah, Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so X ray I'm like, wow, that word got it.
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  Speaker 8: I guess I have more questions on the tampon thing, though,
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  Speaker 8: because how are they differentiating drugs that could be up
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  Speaker 8: there shaped like a tampon or tampon giving me some
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  Speaker 8: ideas question?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so if you're going to get into your smuggling business,
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  Speaker 2: so we check it down. The text over to to
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  Speaker 2: ninety seven. Hey, good morning daily mention of Japan. I'm
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  Speaker 2: currently driving to the airport for a three week vacation
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  Speaker 2: to Japan. Lucky uh me love sucking Woody. That's from
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  Speaker 2: Eric Eric. Eric's on his well guys eight seven seven
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  Speaker 2: four what he sent your text over to two two
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  Speaker 2: nine eight seven got some more Woody showed next Hank Show.
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  Speaker 2: Attention show podcast listeners. We now bring you this special bulletin.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks jentlemen. I am Woody. We are the Woodi Show,
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  Speaker 2: and we would like to announce that next Friday, that
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  Speaker 2: would be April tenth, the Woodie Show, myself, Greg Menace, Gina, Sammy,
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of us. We're all gonna be at the
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  Speaker 2: Albertons in Fullerton from two to four pm. That's on
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  Speaker 2: Friday April tenth. It's the final Woody Show ticket blast
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  Speaker 2: for the after hours takeover. It'll be your chance to
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  Speaker 2: come on by, say hi and win tickets to the takeover, which,
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  Speaker 2: of course coming up on April twentieth. So again, that
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  Speaker 2: is next Friday, April tenth, two to four pm, The
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  Speaker 2: Woody Show. We're all going to be at Albertson's in Fullerton.
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  Speaker 2: Get the address. All the details click on the events
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  Speaker 2: tab of our website, The Woodieshow dot com. We now
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  Speaker 2: return you to your regular scheduled mediocre garbage already in progress.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back everybody. Uh so, we got the
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  Speaker 2: phones open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can't,
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  Speaker 2: says a text over to two two nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 2: Who's this person? Brooke Mollie?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Brooke Molly. I think, holy, oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: I can't stop watching it. First I hated her, and
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  Speaker 5: then I have grown to love her, and I feel
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  Speaker 5: like Morgan will like her because she's brutally honest and
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  Speaker 5: uh I this clip, I've watched it maybe twelve times,
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  Speaker 5: just basically calling out shaming lazy fatties who just love
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  Speaker 5: food and complain about their weight.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, oh and then complain about the weight. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Why why all of a sudden, we are we being attacked? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What do we do? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: This girl and she goes by skinny bestie and she
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  Speaker 5: is hot as anything, blonde like per quote unquote perfect,
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  Speaker 5: and so she has thoughts about the rest of us.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. If you're too sensitive for this message cheap scrolling.
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  Speaker 6: Your food doesn't have to taste good.
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  Speaker 5: You're not five.
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  Speaker 6: This isn't your birthday party. Don't need every meal to
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  Speaker 6: be fun. Your taste buds don't pay your bills. So
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  Speaker 6: stop letting your cravings walk you like a dog. We
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  Speaker 6: do things we don't want to do every single day.
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  Speaker 6: If we only did what we wanted to do, we'd
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  Speaker 6: all be jobless, broke, and probably texting our ex like
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  Speaker 6: that ever ended. Well, if you want to stay average
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  Speaker 6: and keep eating Chaco bell and blaming your thyroid. If
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  Speaker 6: you want to be hot, stop acting confused. You know
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  Speaker 6: exactly what to do. It's not rocket science. You taste
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  Speaker 6: food for what five seconds? Letting five seconds of food
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  Speaker 6: dictate your life. You're giving up your dream body for
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  Speaker 6: something that makes you feel bad and look bad. If
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  Speaker 6: it doesn't make you hotter, don't put it in your mouth.
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  Speaker 6: Grown adults eat for their goals. Five year olds to
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  Speaker 6: eat for fun. Pleasure is cheap. Confidence isn't choose the
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  Speaker 6: one that lasts for longer than five seconds. Food isn't
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  Speaker 6: the reward you are. Remember that next time you pick
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  Speaker 6: up your fork.
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  Speaker 5: I gave you a lot that.
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  Speaker 2: I love her so much.
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  Speaker 7: I do you hate her voice?
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  Speaker 4: I wish Yeah, I wish it was a gay guy
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  Speaker 4: doing it because it would have been hilarious.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but man, everything she said was point on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: she's not wrong. Don't give yourself treats. You're not a dog.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: At first I was just like, oh, this bitch, And
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, well.
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  Speaker 2: But there is a look, there is a balance, right,
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  Speaker 2: I mean these people and I feel like so bad
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  Speaker 2: for Tony Horton. I use him as an example. That
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  Speaker 2: man sat here in the studio, Yeah, I know exactly,
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  Speaker 2: and he told us that once in the past twelve
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  Speaker 2: months he treated himself on his birthday on his birthday
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  Speaker 2: to samone, Sam, look how great he looks? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: at the same at the same And it works for
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  Speaker 2: him obviously, and that's what he is and who he
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  Speaker 2: is and what he does, and that's the whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: But just in general, like to me, I understand, health
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  Speaker 2: is wealth. I get that. But the same time, man
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  Speaker 2: like live a little like yeah, not the way that
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  Speaker 2: you know, maybe it's lived or you know, medicine I
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  Speaker 2: or whoever, Like a lot of people in this room
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  Speaker 2: have lived. Greg putting you know, peanut butter eminems into
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  Speaker 2: the ice cream that he's also covered in magic shell exactly,
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  Speaker 2: eating icing directly out of the container totally. Maybe maybe
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  Speaker 2: not that, but like something and maybe not.
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  Speaker 9: That every day but every once in a while.
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  Speaker 7: And this is right, it's portion control. You can have
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  Speaker 7: anything in balance, I.
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  Speaker 2: Feel just everything in life is balance. Try to strike
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  Speaker 2: a balance.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think her point is like stop completely, you know,
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  Speaker 5: letting yourself go and blaming your thigh.
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  Speaker 2: Right, if you.
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  Speaker 7: Want to look or be a certain way, I mean,
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  Speaker 7: you have to do the work.
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  Speaker 4: So as bad as it is, because you know, I
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  Speaker 4: was a huge fatty. Now there is tri zeppatides and
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  Speaker 4: semi glue tides and all this stuff. I go and
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  Speaker 4: I and I see a friend that's you know, larger.
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  Speaker 4: I go, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Dude?
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  Speaker 4: There's there's solutions now, you know. And if if working
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  Speaker 4: out like every single day was a struggle and you
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  Speaker 4: didn't see any results, then like jump jump on one
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  Speaker 4: of these, and then again being on one has you know,
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  Speaker 4: open my eyes, like, oh, yeah, it is true. It
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  Speaker 4: is portion control. It is the amount of food that.
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  Speaker 2: You eat because this stuff doesn't allow you to eat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because you are uncomfortably full.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, huh gi you what you need?
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  Speaker 2: Not yet, by the way, not that we don't want
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  Speaker 2: to eat more like you do. It's so good. Well
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  Speaker 2: my friend he you just can't.
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  Speaker 4: He goes this all you can eat like dumpling place
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  Speaker 4: at Hakkisan in Vegas. It's like on Sunday mornings and
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  Speaker 4: he's so mad at himself now because I used to
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  Speaker 4: be able to beat the house but now I don't.
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  Speaker 4: But then it also again like you you really you
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  Speaker 4: realize you really don't need to eat that much survive.
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  Speaker 2: That bitch needs to mind her business. My taste buds
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  Speaker 2: might not pay my bills, but neither does she.
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  Speaker 7: That's point that kind of like encouragement is not going
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  Speaker 7: to work for everyone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, why do I feel attacked as I'm eating my
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  Speaker 2: Starbucks cinnamon pull apart? But wow, this message just hit
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  Speaker 2: me hard As I'm walking on the treadmill. I turned
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  Speaker 2: up the speed.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, but I think her point is not that you
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  Speaker 9: can't treat yourself. Don't treat yourself all the time and
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  Speaker 9: blame outside factors. That's exactly hereditary or you know, I.
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  Speaker 4: Have heard thyroids so many times that.
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  Speaker 5: Could be true. People are not in your DNA, You're
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  Speaker 5: not all going to be the same size, You're all
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  Speaker 5: sort of whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But you're not helping, right, Yeah, four wooding, you can
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  Speaker 2: send us over to tax over to two to ninety seven.
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  Speaker 9: It's also reminding me of the person at the restaurant. Well,
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  Speaker 9: I don't want onions that are raw. I need them grilled,
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  Speaker 9: and I need this on the side. Don't put someone
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  Speaker 9: come on, are you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Put it in your mouth all the time. Here's
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  Speaker 2: another text, Greg. I know apple fritters are your favorite,
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  Speaker 2: but I just had a banana fritter and it was fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: They also had blueberry fritters.
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  Speaker 10: What get over here?
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard of those last blueberry, but I'm not
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  Speaker 2: heard of the blueberry or the bans. This person is
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  Speaker 2: texting in from your text over to two two nine
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  Speaker 2: eight seven. All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 2: so let's talk about the little babies just for a
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  Speaker 2: brief moment because the trending pet names list is out.
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  Speaker 2: Who's excited? All right?
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  Speaker 6: For?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? For male puppies, the top five names right now, Caesar, Mufasa, Oswald, Luther,
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  Speaker 2: lu Luthor. I don't know, like that better be like
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  Speaker 2: a like a big block. That's like a big blockheaded people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then Gibbie. Female puppies top five names Elfie, Roomy, Jellybean, Brookie,
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  Speaker 2: and Suki.
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  Speaker 5: Well, Roomy and Elfie makes sense because that's K pop,
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  Speaker 5: Demon Hunters and.
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  Speaker 2: Wicked and Suki. By the way, t s U k I.
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  Speaker 4: So you used to be all like the Harry Potter stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Now we moved on to Wicked.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what was the thing they said that you hate?
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  Speaker 2: Right now? The people on on Instagram that are doing
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  Speaker 2: the the anime.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I don't know how these people found me.
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  Speaker 5: It must be the weird crap Morgan sends me. But
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  Speaker 5: they're these like sweaty, greasy nerds that sometimes have like
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  Speaker 5: face paint, and they're they're acting like anime. They're like, so,
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  Speaker 5: would you like to go on a date?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of dramatic hand gestures, Williams.
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  Speaker 5: They're exactly they're trying to be anime and it's so
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  Speaker 5: it's horrible.
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  Speaker 11: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Top names for male kittens Tater, Tater, Milton, Stewie, Gatsby,
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  Speaker 2: and Snowball snowball, Yeah, mister whiskers and then snow ball
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  Speaker 2: meant something else. Also like sorry, but snowball is not
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  Speaker 2: a cool name for male cat. That is that the
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  Speaker 2: Garfield kitten?
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  Speaker 3: Is that right?
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  Speaker 10: Or is that something?
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  Speaker 2: Simpson's Snowball and District And this is all rover dot com,
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  Speaker 2: so they know a thing or two about pets, right,
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  Speaker 2: I would hope? All right? Uh. For female kittens, the
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  Speaker 2: top five names Priscilla, Okay, snowball, what I'm saying that,
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  Speaker 2: But that's that's better for a chick.
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  Speaker 12: Cat a cat, girly, true, pickle, cute, Pippin, and then Sissy,
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  Speaker 12: which okay, yeah, that's pretty fine.
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  Speaker 2: I did have a friend who named their cat cat.
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  Speaker 5: I do like that. I didn't a friend who named
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  Speaker 5: our cat dog because she had a cat.
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  Speaker 9: I had a friend I had a cat puppy.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, uh so my buddy Rozuto, his dog's name is cat.
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  Speaker 2: He's wacky. Well, I don't think he's the one that
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  Speaker 2: came up with that. Is that is not a that
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  Speaker 2: is not a risk to do.
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  Speaker 5: I've had many cats. But in college, our cats were
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  Speaker 5: Agent Orange and Boba Fett.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, my my grandfather had a dog named puppy
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  Speaker 2: and yeah, because they had an older dog at a
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  Speaker 2: time and they kept referring to them. When they got
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  Speaker 2: the new dog, they kept as the puppy, the puppy.
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  Speaker 2: That they would say the puppy, and the dog started
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  Speaker 2: reacting to it, and so it's just like, all right, well,
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  Speaker 2: I guess your name's puppy.
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  Speaker 5: We when we were baby, we were little, we got
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  Speaker 5: to each name a cat in our house, and my
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  Speaker 5: brother named his cat it so he could.
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  Speaker 2: Say, oh, that's actually pretty clever. Yeah, I can.
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  Speaker 9: See what he's supporting that.
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  Speaker 2: That's kind of funny.
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  Speaker 4: My dog as a kid was named Bogart, like free Bogart.
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  Speaker 8: You don't know who he's an actor, right, okay, like Casablanca.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's weird when people give their like dog
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  Speaker 2: or their cat a name like Frank or John. I
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  Speaker 2: love it.
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  Speaker 9: Like Morgan's dog is Jeffrey Jeffrey.
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  Speaker 2: I mean yours is Cali minus Cassie. But for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 2: maybe because that's the names of our dogs, it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: seem as weird.
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  Speaker 5: It's mostly funny with boy right.
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  Speaker 2: Like if the dog's name is, like, you know, Jeremy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's kind of strength. The dog's named Chero, and
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  Speaker 4: everybody thinks it's a boy.
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  Speaker 8: Oh because it ends in an oh, like girls names
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  Speaker 8: typically ending in A, and a boy's name would end
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  Speaker 8: in oh.
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  Speaker 7: So if you hear Churo.
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  Speaker 4: But even with my other dog, Jimmy, they think is
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  Speaker 4: a boy dog too. Maybe it's like a Greg syndrome
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  Speaker 4: where they think all dogs are male and all cats
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  Speaker 4: are female.
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  Speaker 10: He tried taping a boat of their head.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, the French bulldogs they're just made in a lab,
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  Speaker 2: so they're like they're because they can't reprove. No, they
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  Speaker 2: can't reproduce naturally, but yeah, but they have I mean
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  Speaker 2: it sounds weird. They have like regular genitalia. Okay, so
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  Speaker 2: what is it. What is it about them that makes
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  Speaker 2: it They can't do that naturally, They can't breathe naturally.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's the position, the position of their jo
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: the position no no, no of.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: No no no no, like the.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Position of the inside of whatever it would be, yea
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: where it would grow, Okay, it would kind of like.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I don't think like they can't do that. They can't
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: reproduce naturally. So I was like, they have messed up.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think they can.
• 17:54
  Speaker 10: It's because they've made their head because as we when
• 17:56
  Speaker 10: we talked to that French bulldog, literally a veterinarian who
• 17:59
  Speaker 10: studies them, the bitch ass hater you talk to you,
• 18:02
  Speaker 10: she wrote a book about how to properly care for
• 18:03
  Speaker 10: these monsters. It's because we've made their their heads so giant,
• 18:06
  Speaker 10: because we want to make them, as you explain, we
• 18:08
  Speaker 10: want to make them look like babies, have a little
• 18:09
  Speaker 10: cute flat noose, giant head, giant eyes, best dogs. And
• 18:12
  Speaker 10: we've also made their hips so small that combination giant
• 18:16
  Speaker 10: head tiny hips does not work.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: You can't get it through.
• 18:19
  Speaker 10: I can't ask, right, Yeah, they're not.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they can get as far as a crowning.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: All they can do.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: All they can do is.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Rule so hard, and then they.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: Can't physically mount the females because they're so stocked.
• 18:31
  Speaker 10: Right, they would all be dead within ten years if
• 18:33
  Speaker 10: their own devices.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Well answers my question. See, I learned something.
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: Today physically couldn't ask the wo.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you. It's uh, it's funny. There's some
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: really weird you know how websites will have frequently asked questions.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: We get a lot of the same ones. What's the
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: name of the pet insurance that Menace has for his
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: dogs that would be healthy? Pause? I think that's the
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: number one fare. Yeah. And then we talked to a
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: buddy of mine one time, and he was a pretty
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: big heavy drinker, and he just stopped cold turkey after
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: reading this book called Alcohol lied to Me by Craig
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Beck Craig Beck. And you can find a lot about
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: that online. And so that was very helpful. It's notice
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: it's all the helpful things, right. What's the name of
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: the resort that wood he and his wife liked to
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: go to all the time every year in Mexico. Secrets
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Maroma Beach, Google it secrets Maroma Beach it's fantastic.
• 19:37
  Speaker 9: Everybody write these three things stuff.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the other one that we've been getting
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: a lot more of ever ever since I mentioned it,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: we've talked about different recommendations for purchases. I mentioned how
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: my son needed a new mattress. Oh yeah, and I'm like, dude,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not spending a bunch of money on this kid
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: and this stupid mattress. And so I went on Amazon
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: just to see because I was doing all the shopping
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: around and stuff, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: not paying this kind of money for this kid, right,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: a kid's mattress. And I found this one on Amazon.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's one of those beds in a box,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: you know, I gotta you know, cut it, open it.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: That's so satisfying. Yeah. Anyway, so I ordered it and
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: it was under three hundred bucks, and of course that's Amazon.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: So it's delivered for under three hundred bucks. Queen size mattress,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: pillow top mattress. It's see. And I fell asleep on it, yeah,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: because I'm like, god, I want to I want to
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: test it out. And then I start like, you know,
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: scrolling a little bit while fell asleep. It's a great match.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: They're not an advertiser, I'm telling you. And so somebody
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: had just texted over asking about that, and I just
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: answered one the other day, and so now I just
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: posted it on our Instagram story at the Woody Show.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: There's a link that takes your right to the Amazon item.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: It's like an Adamant is the name of the brand,
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: A and Adamant, And it's a queen size bed. And
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I just saw on Amazon because you know, it tis
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: the season for sales now, it's one ninety eight for
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: a queen size mattress and it's rad it's it's legit good,
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: it's a great price if you don't like it, one
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: nine ninety eight delivered crazy. Yeah. Yeah, so there you go.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: This holiday season, we are going to actually see savings
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: when it comes to these sales. Yeah, yeah, because I
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: see some insane sales Mosco already.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: You mentioned because I just figured the Target was always
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: like killing it. I did say Menace mentioned how Target
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: sales and everything ever down. I'm like, wow, it's always packed.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: But I'm there, Yeah, my wife's there constantly. She lives there.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: At least three quarters of a paycheck there. And then
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I saw an article this morning about how already you're today.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I mean they're they're not doing so hot? Yeah not
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: so great.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well they're pretty pricey. I mean, I'll got it.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Like I was talking about with compared to Walmart, right.
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: Christmas Target people go to Target like their bargain hunting.
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: I'm thinking what Target they have that little one dollar
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: section in the front.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah travelod point you show all right? Uh? The stay
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: at home moms are pissed. Oh now why at this?
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: At this guy? He he posted a video on social
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: media goofing on him for complaining about how hard it
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: is now because it's my dream to be a stay
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: at home Now. Now, here's the thing. He is a
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: stay at home dad. So that's an interesting twist on it. Now,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: why he chose to get up that morning and choose violence,
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure. Like you learn as you get older,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: and I'm a person who you know, I enjoy good confrontation.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I'm the opposite of anti confrontation. You sure are. I don't.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I don't mind a good back and forth. But you
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: learn to pick your battles over time?
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Is it worth it? This is just not one you
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: know you can feel however you want to feel about it.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: I don't care, but why ye wife auther like you? Yeah,
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: you don't have to post it. This one pissed off
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: mom should responded to his video. I'm tired to the
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: point where a nap or good sleep or coffee doesn't
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: even fix it. I hear you, girl. Okay, Now do
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: you guys want to hear what he posted?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so this this is what he posted. Stay at
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: home mom, stay at home dads. Listen and hear them out,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: and then you can tell us if you agree or disagree.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: To all this stay at home moms. I feel like
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: you're lying because of what I get to do for work.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I can still stay home and pay all the bills,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: and my wife will have to go to work to
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: make her money. And I have a one year old daughter,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: so I'll stay at home and I'll take care of
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: my daughter. And while I'm taking care of my one
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: year old daughter, I can give three meals a day,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: change your own time, get air and her naps, play time,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: arts and crafts time, and still make sure the entire
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: place is clean. And I can clean the whole apartment
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: while watching her before twelve or one o'clock. And yes,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I know an apartment is different than a home, but
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I have a twenty three hundred square foot apartment, so
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: it's not tiny. So can someone please tell me when
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: does being a stay at home mom become hard?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: No? Okay again, dude, all right? Why? Like why?
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: But my first guess would be try having more than one.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: Yes, that's I was thinking the same thing. When you
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: have more than one kid, it's so different.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: I think it also changes. And there there's a time
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: like his daughter's won. Okay, that's a little bit different
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: when the kids start going to school, so let's say
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: kindergarten until they're able to drive, because there's so much
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: shuttling around Like that becomes because there's just a lot
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: of extra stuff that goes. Kids as they get older,
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: get activities, so it's not just like his schedule right
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: now with a one year old, so you're very is
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: very predictable.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: It gets harder when they're gone half the day.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: No, no, it doesn't. You have a because that that
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: time from dropping off to picking up, that time does rule.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: It rules, but it's also like it like you know
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: how you have a window in your day and you're like, okay,
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: well this is gonna be good because I'll have and
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: it goes it just disappears. Right, This is my understanding. Now,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I'm this is secondhand information that I get, but I
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: but I know that feeling where you go, Okay, well
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a couple hours and like that wasn't
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: a couple of hours. Yeah, you know when you you
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: you you feel like you just blinked your eyes and
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: you napped for two hours. Yeah, kind of think that's
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: how a day disappears.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's time.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Everybody's entitled to their opinion on this. I am just
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: pointing out a couple of things. His schedule with the
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: one year old is very predictable.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: And if he has a twenty three hundred square foot apartment,
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: that's huge and he's clean and that that's impressive.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Some says, well it's harder during diaper changing ages. Okay,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: well that is one that goes by pretty quickly. Yeah,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: you know, and then you get to that, you get
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: to that point, but you still have the bigger the kid,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: the more activities, the bigger the problems, right or the
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: activities different thing? Now, of course that is amplified the
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: more that you have.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: Have you seen that meme though, that's so funny when
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: like for new moms, it says for people who say,
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: sleep when the baby sleeps, okay, sleep when the baby sleeps, clean,
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: when the baby cleans, fuld laundry, when the baby cold
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: bond falls.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Lunch, yeah, okay. So here here's some of the other feedback.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: There's a stay at home mom quote it's not hard.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: We make it hard.
• 26:41
  Speaker 9: Okay, well, I mean it hard by just by definition.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: I've said this about other things, so I understand what
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: she's saying. Some people take something very simple and they
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: make it difficult, like you're making this difficult. This is
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: not difficult.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: We see people do that every day.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: You're making this difficult. Another mom, it's easy, but we're
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: upselling it. No one wants to admit that it's easy
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: because it makes them feel like they're doing less, and
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: so that is another The psychological aspect of it is
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: also very big, because even though you are doing these
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: things and you are fulfilling, you know, this responsibility that
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: needs to be tackled, people feel like they're quote not
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: contributing enough, or like they're somehow they they are less
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: than correct.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Stay at home mom, right, and.
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: If you feel that way too.
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: That can also trigger depression, which makes it harder for
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: you to do things and get stuff done around the house.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: This other chick had this point quote, Literally, it's only
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: a burden if you don't want to be a stay
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: at home mom. As a stay at home mom of
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: six kids, it's not hard at all. My wife and
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I have had this conversation, just the two of us
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: a number of times. There are certain people who are
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: just I feel they're put on this earth to be parents.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: My sister is one of those, the breeders like she is,
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, all in into it. My wife and I,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: both of us, we love our kids, but we both
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: agree being a parent sucks because it's all the responsibility
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: part that. Like, there are a lot of things that
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: you may like. I like this job, love this job.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: It's a great job. I hate the hours's both both
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: things can be true.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: Well, and it's true because I was not meant to
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: be a stay at home parent, but my husband works
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: from home and he's great at it. I could do it.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: Like when you say you want to stay home, Greg,
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: you don't want to stay with kids?
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: No, No, I don't want.
• 28:31
  Speaker 9: Kids in the hard absolutely not.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I just want to be a housewife. Text her said,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: it's so easy, one hundred percent. It's built up so
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: much to be the hardest job ever. I would switch
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: with my wife and a heartbeat. That's another line of
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: thinking where people go, oh my god, it's the hardest
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: job ever you're doing. You know, people will tell that
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: to stay at home parents. Oh you're doing the hardest
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: job there is. It's kind of like how you look
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: at your pregnant wife ago. You've never looked more beautiful.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: You're glowing.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: No, that's not really true. I guess you got to
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: gas them up a little bit, you know. Eight seven
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: seven forty four woulding text us, let's don't you think
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: over to two two nine eight seven? Still, what do
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: you show? What you show?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: It's back, all right, pick.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: It up where we left off before the break. If
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: you're just joining us. This guy said this about stay
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: at home moms.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: To all this stay at home moms, I feel like
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: you're lying because of what I get to do for work.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I can still stay at home and pay all the bills,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: and my wife will have to go to work to
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: make her money. And I have a one year old daughter,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: so I'll stay at home and I'll take care of
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: my daughter. And while I'm taking care of my one
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: year old daughter, I can give her three meals a day,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: change your on time, get her and do her naps,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: play time, arts and crafts time, and still make sure
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: the entire place is clean. And I can clean the
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: whole apartment while watching her before twelve or one o'clock.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: And yes, I know an apartment is different than a home,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: but I have a twenty three hundred square foot apartment,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: so it's not tiny. So can someone please tell me
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: when does being a stay at home mom become hard?
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, so obviously a lot of people have some opinions
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: about that, a lot of them online. Oh yeah, some
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: coming in on the text over here to two two
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: nine eight seven, including one from another stay at home dad.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I was just stay at home dad for five years,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: three kids. Easiest job I've ever had, Dude. I did
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: it all. I cooked, I cleaned laundry, cleaned sheets every week.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Also got in some hiking, some beach time, saw sidewalk, chalk, diapers, music,
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: anytime I wanted. It was like a vacation every day.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: And lucky, dude, I told you in high school, my
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: buddy's mom worked for Microsoft, and the dad just stayed
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: home washed their boats and the cars and washed the boat. Yeah,
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: just like he had a hat on the front, just hanging.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: He had the best time ever.
• 30:58
  Speaker 10: I couldn't rule it hard if you take kids out
• 31:01
  Speaker 10: of the equation.
• 31:02
  Speaker 9: Let's just say you're talking about life in general, but
• 31:04
  Speaker 9: without kids, and you this moms will say like, well,
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: I'm a chauffeur, I'm a maid, I'm a chef. Take
• 31:10
  Speaker 9: kids out of the equation. That's what every adult is
• 31:14
  Speaker 9: as well. When a husband or a dad gets home
• 31:17
  Speaker 9: and he has to mow the lawn, take out the garbage,
• 31:20
  Speaker 9: you know whatever, do they not do those things?
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: A landscape or is a sanitation?
• 31:25
  Speaker 9: You're all these everybody is all these things.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: But yeah, but like we just said, it sucks way
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: harder with kids, right if you're just doing that as
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: to adult for yourself, Yeah, there's a great solution to
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: all this.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Don't have a kid, Yeah, don't have kids.
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: You get to choose.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Just keep your legs clothing good thing, and keep keeping
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: your pants fellas.
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you didn't look out what that.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and just put it into the inside of a condom,
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: you know, like you know, you don't have to.
• 31:52
  Speaker 9: How hard get creative. Yeah, you don't have to deliver
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: the ingredients I used. I think the chauffeur aspect was
• 31:58
  Speaker 9: not a big deal. Now I think that would be
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: my least favorite part about being all that's I think
• 32:01
  Speaker 9: for my wife. I think that's the biggest Uh yeah,
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: that's the biggest downside.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you have to run one.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: That every day. I'm like, your is your job?
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: And does she have to take the kids places and wait.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: For them there sometimes because it would take longer to
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: get home and then get back there in the time
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: that they're going to be there, and so you're just
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: like sitting there killing time.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Yep, some rollerblaze or something.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Kid. Yeah, yeah, you have them kids, you know what
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. Six sixty one yeah, Textanova two two nine
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: eight seven. Now, all this, all of this said, it's
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: a job I would never want. Like, that's a job
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I would not apply for. I don't want it.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: I don't want to stay.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not interested in in that. And I'm
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: and I'm glad and I am appreciative in this case,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: you know that my wife did that. Yeah, and my
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: wife hates that she did it like she regrets it,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: She goes, I wish I would have been like some
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: of our other friends who the minute they were able
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: to go back to work, they went back to work.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: And then we would have you know, just gotten help
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: or you know something like that. I maybe wouldn't regret
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: it making a decision like that. I think she would
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: mission she's more the yeah, because she's more the you know,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: she's the the more empathetic, softer you. Yeah. But I said, you,
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: you at some point when these kids are thirty, you're
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: gonna go, you know what, I'm glad. I'm glad I
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: did that because you're gonna be in a different part
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: in your life. Sure, and then you're gonna think, you
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: know what, Thank god we had the ability to do that, Yeah,
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: and that I was able to be there for the
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: silly little things, the performances, the little things that I
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: miss out on because I am working, and that, you know,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I think that time will come. It's not right now,
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: like when you're in it, you can't appreciate days.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: Are long, but the years are short.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Like that all the housework and all that kind of
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: stuff like is whatever to me? The thing that I
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: would think would suck to be a parent. Is the
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: paranoia that something bad will happen to them. Like when
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: I go with friends to a theme park and their
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: their kids are way too far away. I go, get
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: back here, what are you doing?
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: When we were on the cruise and we were on
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: the train in Alaska, menace did not like where my
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: child was standing like scoop back.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a stay at home dad with three girls.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: It's not hard at all. I work eight to four,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: get my little girls ready for school, clean, do laundry,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: wash dishes super easy, and I joe three times a
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: day because I get bored. It's not difficult. I'm a
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: working mom. I still have to do all those same
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: things as to stay at home mom, but in less time,
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: in less hours.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Now, all that being said, I have turned the corner
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: on the idea of having a nanny because just did life.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: I was like, Oh, who would want someone else to
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: raise their kid? Now I'm like, dude, that would be
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: so awesome, rich and famous.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Right, how do you family?
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: Somebody does raise them?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: She does it exactly, stay at home mom for three years.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Work is easier.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Texting, Yeah, if you're just tuning in this all started
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: because there was this guy, he's a stay at home dad,
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: who was kind of not goo, I don't know call goofen,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: but he was just basically calling out yea, he was
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: calling out to stay at home moms. I'll play going
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: on the break and then you can let us know
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: what you think.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I'm the text do all this stay at home moms?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I feel like you're lying because of what I get
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: to do for work. I can still stay at home
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: and pay all the bills and my wife will have
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: to go to work to make her money. And I
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: have a one year old daughter, so I'll stay at
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: home and I'll take care of my daughter. And while
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I'm taking care of my one year old daughter, I
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: can give her three meals a day, change your on time,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: get her and do her naps, play time, arts and
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: crafts time, and still make sure the entire place is clean.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: And I can clean the whole apartment while watching her
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: before twelve or one o'clock. And yes, I know an
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: apartment is different than a home, but I have a
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: twenty three hundred square foot apartment, so it's not tiny.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: So can someone please tell me when does being a
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: stay at home mom become hard.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you can. You can find that on TikTok.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: It's been trending on TikTok and it's crossed over obviously
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: to the other social media platforms, but yeah, you can.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: You can find it because someone's like, man, I want
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: to send this off to my wife. Yeah, see there's
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: another person choosing violence.
• 36:25
  Speaker 10: We're cready, Hey, you want a burger Media rare?
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: You hear Burger media rare? Bitch so neaty because I'm Russian,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I'm Asian.
• 36:35
  Speaker 10: Actually, he's the best thing about being Honestly, the wise.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: The Wood Show, Greg Gory apparently he had his mind
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: blown thanks to his iPhone. Yeah, and a box of
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: ice cream sandwiches and and I don't know, so you
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: guys probably don't know the whole story, but like just
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: the way Greg set it up, I go, you know what,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: this sounds like something that we should tell on the air.
• 36:59
  Speaker 9: I will also bring this up next time we talked
• 37:01
  Speaker 9: to Rich on tech. I'm sure he knows about it.
• 37:03
  Speaker 9: You guys probably know about it. It's probably old, but
• 37:07
  Speaker 9: I just discovered it.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Don't bear with me.
• 37:10
  Speaker 9: So, you know, I've been just trying my hardest to
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: have willpower of steel and not buy junk food. But
• 37:19
  Speaker 9: the other day, you know those ice cream sandwiches called
• 37:21
  Speaker 9: fat Boys.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are so good. The quality of the ice
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: cream and those things.
• 37:25
  Speaker 9: Ice cream quality is yeah, just off the It's dense.
• 37:30
  Speaker 9: It's creamy, so dense, so creamy. The cookie is quality.
• 37:34
  Speaker 9: It doesn't crumble like those cafeteria basic bitch ones.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: It's so good.
• 37:40
  Speaker 9: So I was overrun with no willpower. It just collapsed,
• 37:44
  Speaker 9: and I said, oh my god, I'm getting this box
• 37:46
  Speaker 9: of fat Boys. It was so noteworthy that I got
• 37:50
  Speaker 9: ice cream sandwiches that when I got home, I laid
• 37:52
  Speaker 9: them on the counter and took a photo of them,
• 37:55
  Speaker 9: sent it off Tomorrio, and I said, look what I got,
• 37:58
  Speaker 9: and then.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: He said, oh my god, fat Boys.
• 38:00
  Speaker 9: Those are so good. So then I went back to
• 38:01
  Speaker 9: my photos to delete it because I don't want a
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: photo of a box of fat Boys on my phone.
• 38:06
  Speaker 9: And then as I was about to delete it, I
• 38:08
  Speaker 9: noticed this weird symbol and I've since deleted it. I
• 38:11
  Speaker 9: should have kept it on my phone. Underneath the picture
• 38:15
  Speaker 9: was like and you. I tapped it with my thumb
• 38:17
  Speaker 9: on the photo, and then this thing came up with
• 38:20
  Speaker 9: all these squiggly lines, because on the photo it said,
• 38:24
  Speaker 9: and I'm making these numbers up three point five ounce sandwiches,
• 38:28
  Speaker 9: and then you hit the squiggle line. It would convert
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: it to like milligrams.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: Or oh, it's fine, anything that.
• 38:35
  Speaker 9: Had measurements on it. You tap the squiggle thing and
• 38:38
  Speaker 9: then you choose what you want to convert it to,
• 38:40
  Speaker 9: and it converted it to it off a photo.
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: Wow, I haven't heard of this.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: This is news too.
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: So if you take a picture of a beer, for example,
• 38:47
  Speaker 9: and it says like thirteen point five fluid ounces, tap
• 38:51
  Speaker 9: it like with your thumb on the actual photo and
• 38:53
  Speaker 9: a little squiggly thing comes up, and then you can
• 38:56
  Speaker 9: see how much is that in pintes? How much is
• 38:58
  Speaker 9: that in cups?
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: I want to try it.
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: Do you think it'll work with this water bottle trying
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: to take a picture.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think if you take a picture and
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: there's any kind of text in there, you can like
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: select that text and copy it into a document. You
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: can do everything, or to an email searchable and searchable.
• 39:16
  Speaker 9: I think you might have told me that in the past,
• 39:18
  Speaker 9: but this conversion thing was pretty awesome.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: I heard of that it worked here.
• 39:22
  Speaker 9: It is so it converts a different measures.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: I couldn't get mine to work, and there's an airplane
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: nowe it worked.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, isn't that weird? It's amazing.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: I know that you think that's cool.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I do, but I'm not sorry.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Woody and I went to a radio station where they
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: had fat Boys in the lobby, freezer in the lobby,
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: and it was just you can just take as many
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: as you.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: Want on the honor system.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, honor the station was sponsored by fat boys.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Oh wow.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: And then so they said, yeah, they come by like
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: every other day and just fill the freezer for people
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: that come to the lobby.
• 40:05
  Speaker 9: Fat boys.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.
• 40:06
  Speaker 9: They don't get the worship they deserve, you know.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: People.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: But I thought you were on board with what I
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: absolutely love from Trader.
• 40:13
  Speaker 9: Oh, I'm on board with those two.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the ship witch bro.
• 40:17
  Speaker 10: Those are to die, Like.
• 40:19
  Speaker 9: Close your eyes and start crying.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Good, Greg, what is it? What is it called?
• 40:24
  Speaker 9: Well Stevie Wonder Stevie Wonder good. But this is those
• 40:27
  Speaker 9: are even better than Stevie Wonder Good. He's like, when
• 40:29
  Speaker 9: I eat those, I almost start crying, Oh God, which
• 40:31
  Speaker 9: was emotional.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I make sure I always keep those stocked so good, dude,
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: this uh, this story. I thought about Greg too, because
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: this unknown Vincent van Goh painting purchased by an antiques
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: collector in Minnesota at a garage sale.
• 40:49
  Speaker 9: I've always wanted to be this lucky basketbat.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: For less than fifty dollars. They've done the valuation on
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: it were which only they can do, right, Like you
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: have to take it to them, right. So they bought
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: it at a garage sale for less than fifty bucks.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: It's valued at fifteen million dollars. Good god, Yeah, that's
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: so awesome. Created in eighteen eighty nine, the oil Portrait
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: of a Fisherman was analyzed by a team of experts
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: who identified distinctive Van go trace traits and traced it
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: in the pigments and whatever to nineteenth century France. The
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: painting authentic official recognition depends on verification by the Vang
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Museum in Amsterdam. What a return. Yeah, that's pretty good.
• 41:36
  Speaker 9: That's everybody's dream.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing.
• 41:38
  Speaker 9: People spend their lives going to thrist stores looking for
• 41:40
  Speaker 9: stuff like that.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and see that's why you watch what is it?
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: The Pond stars? Anti Groat. I got this old thing
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: from you know, my grandfather. I didn't know. Let's see
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: what it's worth. It's like an end table, and I love.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: Whenever before they give the big number, they go, what
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: do you think it's with?
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Right, I don't know, thirty thirty five? Yeah, and you
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: see stuff, you know that people were trying to get
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: rid of. You don't even care. Yeah, I know.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: They found this in my grandma's attic.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder. I wonder if I've ever got I mean,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: my wife gets rid of stuff all the time, and
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I'll get rid of stuff. I wonder, like if we've
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: ever thrown away something that was not worth fifteen million
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: dollars but pricey. Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 9: Well, as a kid, I had these toys. I didn't
• 42:23
  Speaker 9: buy them. It's gay figurines, I know, but these were
• 42:32
  Speaker 9: like the tin Man had like an actual tin Man outfit.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: The Cowardly Lion had like these.
• 42:37
  Speaker 9: And what did I do with them? I smashed them
• 42:39
  Speaker 9: to pieces of They're roque.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Now see now that's not gay, that's not gay.
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: That's gay.
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: And then I'm not yet, way later in life that
• 42:45
  Speaker 9: those actual I was saying figurines, there were really more
• 42:48
  Speaker 9: like dolls. They were like like twelve twelve Yeah, that
• 42:51
  Speaker 9: were worth a fortune. I destroyed them.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: That was very anybody listening ever, like just stumble upon
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: on a really valuable piece of whatever you thought was crap,
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: maybe garbage, something that just ended up turned it up
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: one day and you somehow found out that was worth
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: something decent, awesome card collection.
• 43:13
  Speaker 9: Any sympathy for the seller of that van go that
• 43:15
  Speaker 9: got at the garage sale.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Even have to sell it.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, either it wasn't stolen from him. Okay, so it's
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: it's all wrapped up. The latest season of Golden Bachelor.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Don't remind me, but we always have the way superior version,
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: whether it's a Golden Bachelor's or Bachelorettes. Would he show
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: a Golden Bachelorette? Yeah, Sea Bass, I mean he's uh,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: he is supporting these uh, these these older ladies who
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: are on there advertising their wares and uh well they're
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: underwears have that vibrating feature. Sometimes it's it's connected to
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: some type of device. Maybe they're not even maybe they're
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: not even wearing panties. But yeah, and then so when
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass tips give the money on it was a
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: guilfs dot com or whatever guilt dot com is one, Yeah,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: guilt dot com or one of these other old lady
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: you know camgirl sites.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: You have to put on your favorites.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just hear go like Mario hitting one of
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: the money breaks. And it's the grossest thing. I was
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: seeing there this week with Vaughn and we at least
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: I was wretching. I know, Han was like, yeah, oh no,
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: I looked over to this. It's been a while for Vaughn.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: I think, so he might have enjoyed it.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: I caught a glimpse.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Not good, it's it's it's it's unfortunate being said with
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: the Golden bachelorettees. So I get I'm talking to these
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: older fifties and then some plus ladies. What they have
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: is they have a lot of wisdom. Oh and so
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: this time I didn't pose as a Sea Bass or Sebastian.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: I pose as a guy who has some questions about
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: a dilemma in his life.
• 44:53
  Speaker 10: Gory.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he brought this dilemma to.
• 44:56
  Speaker 10: Us about you know, if he should if he should
• 44:58
  Speaker 10: go see his parents get.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Input. Then yeah, so instead of just being like creepy,
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: how a lot of guys are age and uh and
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: so uh you know, seed Bass is typing and so
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: that's where you hear the uh here the text speech
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: long yeah kind of thing, Yeah about are you still
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: in your your your dry spell? It's been a minute
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: he was talking about it here recently. Huh what he
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: did mention that? Yeah, he did. He said there was
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: like some kind of like there was kind of like
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: a sexual drought.
• 45:29
  Speaker 9: Guy many many, many many months.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Because he was been DJed at these clubs and stuff
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: like that. I'm like, dude, hook it up.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: There's girls always stop him by to say hi to
• 45:38
  Speaker 8: him in the office every day there's are you still
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: in your dry your dry spell?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately?
• 45:43
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so were you getting any enjoyment as a seed?
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Bass was talking to the talking the Golden bachelorettes.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's like, you know, all up in the
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: spank bank.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Nice, visited by women, doesn't mean what is it?
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: What is a dry spell on? Like for for you?
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: It's different for everybody. So how long?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: It's like a couple of months?
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: A couple of months basically, see for us goes that's nothing,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: you know, yeah, nobody on two days already? Who's this
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: first lady, our first lady?
• 46:17
  Speaker 10: Just a random chick on her webcam? And again Greg
• 46:20
  Speaker 10: he asking her about his dilemma. All Right, what did
• 46:23
  Speaker 10: you show a golden bachelorett?
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: Thank you Gregory.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: To me because I'm skipping.
• 46:36
  Speaker 11: Colum Brazilian buttlerft and Columbias.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't visit. I would make the visit.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, talk.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: About talk about a low effort reaction.
• 46:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so she would visit, meaning her your.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Sounds more robotic than Greg Gory's digital voice. So she
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: would the butt lift and go visit the parents.
• 47:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and she doubles down that here. Okay, I wouldn't visit.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: I would make the visit.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: You need to be selfless in this situation.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: But I'm an elfisher and I know one whoa It
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: sounds like, oh.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: Oh did she forget something on her grocery list?
• 47:30
  Speaker 10: Alight, so unfortunate. That's one against your decision to bad BBL.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean there's always the chin lift, there's always
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: his his abs, There's always something. Yeah, there's a thousand
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: things that Greg wants to do. Ye, we do have
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: mort to get to Woody show a Golden Bachelorette. That
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: continues next here on The Woody Show eight seven seven
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: forty four, Woody hit us up of the text over
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: to two two nine eighty seven. This is the Woody Show.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the Woody Show.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, welcome back. Hopefully you had enough time
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: ago knock one out so we can resume. I can't
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: wait so we can continue on. What a show A
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: golden Batch the rat Yeah, so much superior to what
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: they've been doing on ABC with the Golden Bachelor, Golden bachelorreat.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, clearly this is way better. Sea Bass talking
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: to these online grannies the granny cams, Sea Bass, who's next?
• 48:27
  Speaker 10: I talked to this other lady and it's fun thing.
• 48:29
  Speaker 10: The funning about webcams is you get people from all
• 48:31
  Speaker 10: over the world and I'm pretty sure this is a
• 48:32
  Speaker 10: Scottish and a Scottish grandmother who's naked on a webcam
• 48:37
  Speaker 10: as we're hearing a device attached to ask her about
• 48:40
  Speaker 10: Grug's predicament.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Hi Greg today, Oh my god.
• 48:46
  Speaker 9: Today?
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Hey Greg, Hi Greg retum today?
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: I am.
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: What's your predicament darling too?
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Oh geez, my parents want me to come home. I
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: want to go to my Olivia to get to my
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: gut turned into it's.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Your body, Greg.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: It makes you feel good, sweetheart, you.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Do look making you feel good, all right, So she's
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: on your side. I like missus. Yeah, sculpted into abs.
• 49:37
  Speaker 10: Folks have been listening. They just they just take out
• 49:39
  Speaker 10: certain amounts of your fat so it fake looks like
• 49:41
  Speaker 10: you have.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: As Yeah, it's kind of how they make the mcgrib.
• 49:45
  Speaker 9: Right exactly, holding it's your body and no efforts.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Come gabs.
• 49:52
  Speaker 10: Was continue with our Scottish friend.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: I am going to lose my young I do something.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: That's not do you think that's going to me?
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Come?
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Stay?
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: I am so old and gross.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: No, you've got.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Lots of options. I'm sure.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: She's only because she agrees with you.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: She's she's making Greg feel very good about his decisions.
• 50:29
  Speaker 10: And she knows you have a boy twice, right, and
• 50:32
  Speaker 10: she knows I'm old and gross.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Right, she's saying, no, darling, you should see the fellas
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: over here, and you.
• 50:40
  Speaker 9: Can tell you don't want to talk about old and gross.
• 50:43
  Speaker 10: She really enjoys the tips too, like she's like, oh yeah,
• 50:45
  Speaker 10: that's so nice.
• 50:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, oh geez, I like her.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: She understands now.
• 50:49
  Speaker 10: One of the things you get you run into you
• 50:51
  Speaker 10: on these white cams with these old old ladies, is
• 50:53
  Speaker 10: some of them are in just dirty talk mode from
• 50:56
  Speaker 10: the jump, like everything is super gross, super.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Giving the people with they want typically and they know
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: who their customer is right expecting this, like it's someone
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: is sweet and nice as Greg talking about things that
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: are non sexual. That's got to be like the one
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: in a million, right, she's happy for.
• 51:11
  Speaker 10: Let's see if we find this next lady, if we
• 51:12
  Speaker 10: can if for Greg's problems and questions, he can get
• 51:15
  Speaker 10: her to turn that potty mouth off.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: All right, good morning, Brad gry, how are you today?
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: How's that throbbing aching years.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: My gun? Get right? Damn girl from the jump.
• 51:34
  Speaker 11: Mentioned she's thirsty, ridiculous what you're predicting and grag, I'm
• 51:46
  Speaker 11: my family, plastic.
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: You've got to live for you baby, You've got to
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: do what makes you happy.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Do you want to do something? There?
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: Very very nasty things to a filthy talking.
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: Poor you know what?
• 52:09
  Speaker 9: I like her.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: The way she checks the vibrator and just like brushes
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: it off, like all right, I feel that. It's like
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: when you taste a tweaker. I don't even respond.
• 52:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, she's walking the walk like a lot of these
• 52:29
  Speaker 9: ladies talk to talk.
• 52:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah legit, Yeah, let's let's expound.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: On that, So what are you having done?
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: Like the stomach sleeve?
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: I'm getting my old man trim, so I can't keep
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: my younger man.
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't think you should try to fight your youth.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Are you a cougar.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Swallowing?
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: Let's is that last part sad? Yeah? Oh yeah, I
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: like that, you know it? Yeah? Well you know what,
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: it's a living you know she was to do this. Yeah, yes,
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: that's a pro. Al Right, well here you go five
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: six two? Can we do it? Be? Knowing this segment
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: already it's so raunchy and cringe. Well, here's the thing. Uh, yes,
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: and yes it is. It is both. It is over
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: because that is this season of Woodie Show. Aim on
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: a bach Man.
• 53:37
  Speaker 9: That was the best one.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you always got to end strong, you always
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: leave once more right, it works, is what George Pistans
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: always said. Show And we are into another new hour
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: insensitivity trending for a politically correct world. It is the
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Woody Show. Yeah, I'm whatdy? That's Greg Gory menace right there.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Gina is here, Sea Bass got something here for us
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: in a second to start the hour, there is Sammy
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: we got Morgan phones are open. Eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: you can send us your text over to two to
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: nine eight seven. We got some of the trending news
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: headlines coming up for you a little bit later on
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: in the hour, but we're gonna start here because everything
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: is so politically charged, not even like old timing, Like
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: politics has always been one of those things religion, politics,
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: you never used to discuss it, money. I know those
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: are good. Those are like the three topics that people
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: don't talk about. You weren't just taboo. You weren't supposed
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: to discuss these things. Now cons anybody ever wants to
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: talk about and even when it's not the subject, they
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: will figure out a way to shoehorn it in there
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: every time. And so we have a little game here
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: on the show that we play called zero too Political,
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: where Sea Bass is gone. You know, I love the
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: comments section, but he's gone to these different things that
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: have nothing to do with politics, articles and whatnot, nothing
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: to do at all with politics. But somehow in the comments,
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: somehow someone in there has made it political, like their
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: comment is politically charged. And the game here is he's
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: gonna tell us what it's all about, like what the
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: article or whatever he found is about. And then how
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: many comments deep do you have to go before someone
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: turns it political? And how did they make it?
• 55:20
  Speaker 10: So that's a bonus.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: My favorite example of this there was a soup recipe
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: and one of the first couple of comments it was
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: something political on a soup recipe, So zero to political
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: and what's the first one? Well, we got a.
• 55:36
  Speaker 10: News from the Pope. Hopefully he'll be around to help
• 55:40
  Speaker 10: validate some of this. They're saying that a spotting of
• 55:44
  Speaker 10: Jesus and Mary supposedly in a small French French town
• 55:48
  Speaker 10: is not genuine. It was not genuine. It's actually a
• 55:51
  Speaker 10: long time ago. But they've now officially said that this
• 55:53
  Speaker 10: this supposed that dose Yule Normandy France, dosey been there.
• 56:00
  Speaker 10: Ye supposedly there was a like a Jesus appeared, he
• 56:03
  Speaker 10: told this lady some stuff where the Vatican slash Popa
• 56:07
  Speaker 10: has now said officially that did not happen, not an
• 56:09
  Speaker 10: official Mary slash.
• 56:11
  Speaker 9: Wow, coming of Christ didn't happen in a little cafe.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: I know it's a.
• 56:17
  Speaker 13: Yes, hello, it's said, pop No offense to anybody else
• 56:20
  Speaker 13: about to Hey, how are you supposed to come out
• 56:22
  Speaker 13: and say something happened when you all of a sudden,
• 56:27
  Speaker 13: all the time, I'm talking about things that never happened.
• 56:30
  Speaker 10: Here's the thing is that the Vatican has said that
• 56:32
  Speaker 10: certain sightings or whatever have been true in like past centuries,
• 56:37
  Speaker 10: with this particular one in France is not authentical ones.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: There's the one that he just two weirds.
• 56:48
  Speaker 10: I told some lady to put up across. Yeah, that
• 56:50
  Speaker 10: wasn't Jesus, that was just your brain.
• 56:52
  Speaker 9: But they said some visitations were including Mary.
• 56:55
  Speaker 10: Did visit apparently sixteenth century Mexico. I apparently saw on
• 57:00
  Speaker 10: in Poland in the thirties.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Those are this ones not though I'm gonna say, second comment,
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: you haven't given us a more or less?
• 57:05
  Speaker 9: Is it more?
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Is it political? And more or less than two comments?
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it's the second comment that it is
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: the second. I'm gonna say it's the second comment. It's
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: gonna be something about like, uh, you know, I'm not
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: sure exactly, probably probably Trump, just because that's the the
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: usual to go to. But it'll be some politician who
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: is you know, lying fake news misinformation? Oh well, who
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: came up with that store? You know what I mean?
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: That kind of thing.
• 57:29
  Speaker 9: I'll say it's more than two, and it's somehow I
• 57:32
  Speaker 9: don't know why I haven't pieced it together related to
• 57:35
  Speaker 9: Israel slash palacete.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going, uh, less than
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: two and something to do with the Epstein files.
• 57:44
  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm going less than two and having to do
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: with like aliens and the government covering up aliens.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going more, but I can't figure out how
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: this has anything to do with politics.
• 57:55
  Speaker 10: I think your winner is gonna be Woody because I
• 57:57
  Speaker 10: sort of gave you a trick one there. The answer
• 57:59
  Speaker 10: is it is two but also three. So it is
• 58:03
  Speaker 10: it is more than two, but also two. The first
• 58:05
  Speaker 10: comment has to do has to do with Elvis, but
• 58:07
  Speaker 10: the second comment really elsa like Elvis was still alive.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: You're in your toes.
• 58:14
  Speaker 10: Well, second comment is this, I see signs of the
• 58:17
  Speaker 10: devil actually every time I watch a White House news conference.
• 58:25
  Speaker 10: But the third comment is, oh, did you see those
• 58:29
  Speaker 10: back in the Biden era when he had the Epstein
• 58:31
  Speaker 10: files on his desk.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: So they're fighting the comments already, and you know they
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: were so proud of that too. They kept checking back
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: to see reaction. This is gonna kill.
• 58:49
  Speaker 11: Every player unless they're from the same household has to
• 58:52
  Speaker 11: bring their own balls so that you don't touch other
• 58:55
  Speaker 11: people with your hands.
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: for I'm get a blush.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Sorry, it's the.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Woody Show creating awkward moments between Uber drivers and their
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: customers since twenty fourteen.
• 59:07
  Speaker 9: What do you show?
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: We're going to be right back, They show, will be
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: right back. The Woody Shoe, Woody shoe, All right, Woody
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Show zero two Political nex story. Target.
• 59:17
  Speaker 10: You may have seen that they have a policy about it.
• 59:19
  Speaker 10: It's called the ten to four rule. So if you're
• 59:22
  Speaker 10: within ten feet of a Target employee, we're supposed to
• 59:24
  Speaker 10: sort of acknowledge you, eye contact, smile, et cetera.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: And I did. They're calling let me see a smile baby.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: They're calling the policy let me see a smile baby policy.
• 59:32
  Speaker 10: Now, if you're at four feet even, they must smile
• 59:34
  Speaker 10: and actually say hello, greed offer assistance. And I think
• 59:37
  Speaker 10: something like this is something Menace has been talking about.
• 59:39
  Speaker 10: This is a good policy.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, kiuse dude. Their customer service has sucked it a Yeah,
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: like I always would have to hunt down like a
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: worker to get help at Target. They're always like messing
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: around in like trunk section. Yeah, talking to totally.
• 59:55
  Speaker 10: So, yeah, it does the again, the ten four rule
• 59:57
  Speaker 10: of target seems to be a nice thing. Does it
• 59:59
  Speaker 10: get political in more or less than three comments?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 12: Um?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: Less?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 9: Hmmm less more? Really yeah, I'll say less. And it's
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 9: going to be tied to the government shutdown.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 10: Employee.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah, nobody's doing their job anyway, be forced to do something.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say more because politically we're also divided. Everyone's
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: in a bad mood.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: I'll say, because I can't figure out how that would
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: be political. I thought maybe tying in you know, the
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: color red.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 9: It's just service in general, like we're not getting service
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 9: from the blank.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: I think it's like has to do with somebody a
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: political figure and assault, like they're forcing these people.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: To do something. Yeah.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 8: See, I say less, And I think it's going to
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 8: have to do with the distance apart like pandemic like
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 8: to stay this money apart from it's gonna be like
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: four feet.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 10: All right, Well, everyone who said more gets a point. However,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 10: I don't think any of your options are are pretty
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 10: uh are on the on the nose as far as
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 10: the reason why, because I'll tell you the comment, you'll
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 10: get it instantly. I haven't been to trans Get in years,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 10: years ago.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: You guys forgot about that one is not doing well.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: Man, they've had some bad press for quite a while.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: It's impact when I'm there. Yeah, a bunch of a
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: bunch of house You look at the numbers, really not
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: get Yeah, their sales numbers and financials yet really trans get.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 10: Trans Such a convenient and pithy turner phrase.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: All right, let's get one more for this round of
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: what do you show? Zero two political?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 10: All right, okay, we got a b a new bee,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 10: you know, a new species discovery. It's in Australia. Spot
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 10: and the the strange thing about this little bee, it's
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 10: got too little nubs on its horns, so they call
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 10: like a devil be two little kind of horny nubby things.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: That's that's it.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: They found a new bee.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 10: They do this, you know, this happens all the time.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 10: You know, in this old of ours, we find a
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 10: new species every day and.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 9: Then they name them something up like a celebrity or.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 10: It's called actually called the prender Gas meaning uh yeah
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 10: that's interesting for whatever reason. Oh, because it was discovered
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 10: by kit Prendergas tender gas, whatever it is doesn't get
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 10: political in more or less than three comments.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 9: Oh, definitely less And it's this one's easy. Oh, either
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 9: the president or Chuck Schumer also has these double horns,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 9: has the DC to show us as something like that.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: Why don't they call it the Trump be?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I will say less. Uh, I'm with Greg
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: on the horns. Yeah, because now you say that like that,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: that would be the easiest one. But is the is
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: the part about the horns that like kind of like
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: pretty prominent in the article or like.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: That is why?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah they're calling it. They called the nickname is Lucifer
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 10: Be because of the solute.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 9: Good glass and and I'm glad Pelosi is not running again.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Something is or again Trump. Yeah, let's just make this
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: the state bird. Yeah yeah, I agree, all right, it
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: is more.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: It is more.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 10: Now it doesn't really hit any kind of specific people,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 10: but it does go anti right wing. It says this
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 10: here now Republicans and other conservatards.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: I'm surprised that that somebody who's going after the right
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: would say conservative ards. I love that they're taking it back.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 10: You know, we'll try to kill it because of their
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 10: religious tendencies, because the devil bee, Republicans, public tards, wow,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 10: and are all about to be pretty cool.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: From A to Q.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 9: These are the people you want to be your friends.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: And that's h and that's how you play zero two politically,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: the people cautionary top ith and Gina's got a you
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: make the call? Who is the bitch? Is her question?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: She is at the center of this one.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm one of the choices. So I went out
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: to brunch brunch of course, thing the best meal of
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: the day with two friends not very long ago. One
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: is like super sweet and like a little naive, but
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: like very nice. No one has a problem with her.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: And I figured, in honor of Greg, just to give
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: give them, you know, a name, we would call that
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: one Phoebe okay, because it's you know friends. And then
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: there's another friend who she's been my friend for a
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: long time. She's like notoriously difficult and dramatic, and I
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: figured we just call her rape Rachel.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: So we're having brunch and you know, it's bottomless mimosas
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: I'm not a big drinker, but everyone's a little loose,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: and Rachel's telling this story about how one of her
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: coworkers is out to get her and she's backstabbing her
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: and and and it's like this big drama. Phoebe's like,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: and wrapped. But here's the thing. I have heard Rachel
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: tell these stories a thousand times. Somebody's always out together her.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: There's always someone trying to sabotage what she's doing.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I know this.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: Phoebe doesn't. She's like, oh that bit, joh my god,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: how could they do it? And I'm just kind of
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: sitting there, drinking mimosa, eating chicken. So we're sitting there,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: we're talking, and then finally, just I guess to be nice,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: Rachel's like, so, what do you guys think, because she
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: doesn't really care what we think. And I said, well,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: I feel like I hear these stories a lot from you,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: and they all have one thing in common, which is you.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: So I'm just wondering, like, what could it be? What
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: could the problem be that you're always rubbing somebody the
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: wrong way?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: And I didn't think that was like an out of
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: lying thing to say, but she stared at me. She
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: didn't say anything. She kind of cocked her head like
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: a dog being shown a card trick. Phoebe gets up
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: to go to the bathroom, Rachel lights me up. How
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: dare I? How could I make her look bad in
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: front of a girl she doesn't know very well? Why
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: would I do something like that? Do I have a
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: problem with her? And by the way, this is something
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: I've been wanting to say to her for a while,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: but I didn't think it was gonna be that big
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: of a deal. Phoebe comes back from the bathroom, Rachel
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: ices me out the rest of the meal, just talks
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: to her. Suddenly is super curious about Phoebe in her life,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: when this whole time she's only been talking about herself. Oh,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: so what do you do?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so great.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: Oh that's all your boyfriend's are so sweet and I
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: have nobody's talking to me. Fine, no problem. We get
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: up to leave. Rachel walks by me, gives Phoebe a
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: hug and says, I would love to get your number
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: because I'm sick of always having to go through Gina
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: to contact you. And I'm like, all right, whatever, I leave.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: I'm like, that was a weird brunt whatever, but says
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: that in front of you. Yeah, I'm staying right there.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, I get that night.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: This is this is the and here's the big finale.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: That night, I get a long email, an email from
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: Rachel saying I quote betrayed her trust and that I'm
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: I went out of my way to make it sound
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 5: like she's a difficult person in front of someone she's
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: trying to be friends with. It has that betray a
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: trust because I kind of I guess I blew the
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: lid off of this always happens. This is not a
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: one time thing, but she.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: Was that's not trust. How's that trust?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, So two questions.
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  Speaker 5: I have not responded to this email. It's been like
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: two weeks. Who's the bitch? And how should I respond?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: I could see where you would be called a bitch,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: That's what I said.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: I said it might be my fault.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: No, No, I could see where you would be called
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: a bitch. But there are those people, and you have
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: known this person for a long time, and you get
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: to that point where you go, all right, you know what, dude,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: I can't like And it might be this is just
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: what it took for you to remove this person from
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: your life. Because it sounds like you've had it. Yeah,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: I had it, And I think we get to that
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: point with certain people where we go. You know what, enough,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: I'm good. It's the straw that breaks the can animal's
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: back and you have to move on. Now. The fact
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: that it happened in this kind of setting or whatever,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: people can certainly make the argument that you were you
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: were the bitch, like, all right, we get it.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's always you.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, you pull back the curtain on this one,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: of course. But does that make you wrong?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: I mean people say to me like, you weren't wrong,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: you just lack tacked. Yeah so yeah, yeah, so I
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: can see personally, Do I think you're a bitch for it?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: I don't, but I could see where Yeah, I can see.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: I don't understand the betraying of the Trump I have.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: I have been part of this exact conversation with her
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: so many times, just with a new friend and a
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: news story.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: But I hate those people, the people that are always
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: the victim, yes, always the victim, never their fault, never.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 9: This is the kind of person that always claims to
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 9: hate drama because they're the ones that have the most wrong.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: Well kind of she's she just doesn't, she doesn't know
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: why this stuff always finds her.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: She enjoys it.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 10: She enjoys recounting it.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: So yes, out right, the conversation dominated the meal, Okay.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Because otherwise what would she share.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: That's a great question.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: That's what it took.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: It took her being mad at me to even ask
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: the other girl a question about herself.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: But now she gets to use this story as another Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: because there was there was There was a person in
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: my life. It might have been a family member at
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: one point, and they so badly wanted to have a
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: story where the family not disowned but like was mad
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: or disappointed or whatever in a in a and a
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: choice that they had made, and nobody was everybody, in fact,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: was very supportive and very cool, but they really wanted
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: that whole Like, well, when I told my family, they
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: told me to get out. They so wanted that, I see,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: And so it became it became something where you know,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: they had to find other ways.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: To my family wouldn't let me be the victim.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: Right exactly. They so badly wanted to be part that
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: group of people that weren't accepted by who weren't accepted
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: by the family, even though everybody totally accepted I totally
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: accepted them, Greg.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 10: I think maybe thirty of the population desires to be
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 10: a victim of some kind.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 9: I wonder, why wouldn't you want to be healthy over ill?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 9: Would make them feel important.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: But when everyone's a victim, is everyone is anyone a victim?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: If everyone's a victim, I think it's.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 7: How you learn to get attention.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 8: Like if someone learns to get attention like that as
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 8: a kid, Like they broke their leg when they were three,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 8: and then suddenly they got all this attention. So they
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 8: started learning how to get attention by being a victim.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's here's what's coming in on the text. Oh, yes,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: so you make the call. Who is the bitch? Is
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: it Gina? But five six two Rachel not Gina at all.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Another one says, Rachel's a bitch and bipolar. Sounds like
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: my sister.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Ooh, I like that.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: She asked what you thought? So whatever, yep, omg I
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: love this for you, Gina. You called that bitch out
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: and she totally deserved it. Move on, and she doesn't
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: deserve your friendship. A real friend would appreciate your honesty,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: even if they are hurt by it. The reaction.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: What's one of my favorite quotes Greg.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 9: The harder, the truth to tell, the truer the friend
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 9: who tells it.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, here's one Gina, You're not the bitch.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: I'm a firm believer of cutting out toxic people. Sounds
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: like it's time to just cut ties with Rachel. She
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: was eventually going to do this to you anyway. Now
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: she gets to play the victim. You are her new problem, antagonist,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: villain whatever. I know, the Rachel type, and it's exhausting
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: that that right there. Exactly do you wish to stay
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: friends with Phoebe?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she didn't do it anything.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 9: Now, was Rachel kind of trying to steal her?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: Well that maybe if she if she convinces her that
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: I'm evil and awful, then I guess.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: The friends another one. Agree with Woody. This was Gina's
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: breaking point. Bitchy on both sides maybe, but it sounds
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: like it was a long time case.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: My take on it is, I don't think either we're
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: a bitch because, uh, you know, Gino is just saying
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: how it was. But Rachel did believe that she was
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: in a friend zone with somebody that she can vent
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: to and you've you know, you kept on going back
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: to the well and letting her do that and then
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: out of nowhere you say this right, and yeah you were,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: and if you're uncomfortable with it, you let it go
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: on for very long time.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: How did you address that with her previously? Like howd
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: you said to her? Like, hey, can ask you a
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: question like why why is it always drama? Why is
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: it always the thing with you? About So it seemed
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: like that. So it seemed like it was that's true,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: that's true. That's a good point men.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I think I just sadn't take it anymore.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 10: Is a type of conversation that a guy would have
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 10: very regularly. The first time, the first it would be immediately.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: It's because it's a chance to ball bust, especially get
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: other people on the ball bus. This family member I
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: told a number of times like hey, you, I can't
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: with the drama, like please, like, I'm not you know,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: I love you, I will always be here. You don't
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: care about me. I'm like, but I can't if it's
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: going to be this whole like well, you know, talking
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: in this kind of toning, you know, I can't do it.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: I tak like the person who said exhausting, that's exactly
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: that is what. It's exhausting. This one, says Rachel sounds
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: like a giant thunder sea. I forgot about that term,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: and it's very funny.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: That's amazing.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was talking with a friend just recently kind
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: of a similar thing, where like all he did was
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: just complain about his job, complaining about things that he
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: can't do, like creatively, all I can't do this. They
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: won't let me do this, they won't. I go, dude,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: I'm over what you can't do, Like, tell me what
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: you can do. I'm just like, dude, here, tell me
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: what you can do. And I think it's time to
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: move on.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: All right, Greg, who's the Who's the bitch?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 9: One follow up question? Did you at least preface it
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 9: with Hey, Rachel, you know I love you, But did
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 9: you at least lighten the blow that I think is
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 9: slightly bitchy because she is your friend and she was
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 9: confiding and it.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: Wasn't It wasn't classy. I mean like I had had
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: enough and that was that. And I think I was
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: trying to okay.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: Gina friend or both both both? Greg, I'm sorry menace.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: I say neither neither both both mass friend.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 10: Because the email is it is ridiculous, insufferable because the
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 10: only way so right back is just gonna be a
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 10: endless change.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: I will say both, although I am definitely leaning towards
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: the dramatic friend just because right and I have a
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: biased I don't like those kind of people either.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 10: Morgan, your vote, Oh, dramatic friend for sure.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Dramatic friends the bitch yep, So text your vote. It'll
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: make Gina feel better or worse.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, either way, I'm just curious.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Two to nine eight seven. It shows the level of
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: friendship if she's not willing to have an actual conversation
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: and talk it out.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Gina is not the bitch. She needed to hear the truth,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: and the truth is hers to hear. You have better friends?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: How hot is Gina's friend Rachel? She and ate her above?
• 1:14:59
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  Speaker 9: Please, Yeah, if you're a guy and you're having a
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 9: bad day, just remember that nobody really cares.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, suck it up.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, ain't that The truth is the truth.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 9: And I'm tired of it, man, but it's true.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: Nobody cares.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 9: Nobody.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: And even if you do, like you know what, someone says,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: oh so, what's and you say something, they'll change the subject.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: Not interested.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: You know why? Nobody cares cares? Right, Thank you very much,
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  Speaker 2: Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the show
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: some of your valuable time this morning. You know we
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys can suck
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: it catch you back here on Tuesday. Have yourself a
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: great day. S M D double M. I quit this bitch.