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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 20 - We Are · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: I'm excited to hear about the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Don't talk too much, broke fucking chatty Canny.
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  Speaker 4: Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Smack my ass like a drum.
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  Speaker 4: What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 4: Dad podcast. Today is Monday, the day before this is
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  Speaker 4: coming out. I don't know the exact date, but uh,
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  Speaker 4: it is Monday. It is Monday. This episode will be
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  Speaker 4: out on Tuesday. And and uh and welcome back.
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  Speaker 1: We're out here.
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  Speaker 4: We had a long weekend. Yes, uh, send.
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  Speaker 1: Us over those ads to Owen. Oh yes, we're about
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  Speaker 1: to advertise in this episode. Oh yes, we're about to
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  Speaker 1: get heavily advertised episode. We're gonna get our jollys off.
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  Speaker 1: And rightfully so, they wanted ads on this one. This
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  Speaker 1: isn't that micro bullshit. This is that fucking we're done.
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  Speaker 4: We're done with the micro episodes. Corporate wants us to
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  Speaker 4: try something new. We we listened to them, and that
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  Speaker 4: was our that was our fault.
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  Speaker 1: And then we walked in and spit in their face,
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  Speaker 1: fucking tore up the contract and wiped our asses with it.
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  Speaker 1: You never listen to corporate. We're not doing fucking micro episodes.
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  Speaker 1: If anything, will fucking jam an extra long one down
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  Speaker 1: here a throat on a Thursday for no reason at all,
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  Speaker 1: because we got ship to talk about, of course, or
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  Speaker 1: sometimes we want we might not even we might not
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  Speaker 1: even have ship to talk about now, and we'll still
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  Speaker 1: probably talk.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what did you do last night?
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  Speaker 1: I fucking I went right to bed. Yeah, I went
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  Speaker 1: right to sleep. I'm trying to think of anything that
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  Speaker 1: I did. And I had three turkey sandwiches and I
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  Speaker 1: went right to sleep, and I fuck and slept for
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  Speaker 1: fucking thirteen hours.
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  Speaker 4: It was incredible. I got a good night's sleep too.
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  Speaker 4: I felt awful when we got off the train.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty exhausted. Yeah, we just spent the a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a weekend together. We were at the Penn State
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  Speaker 1: game and then the Eagles tailgate and then back to
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  Speaker 1: New York. But it was just a lot of traveling.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler Miller said that he checked his fitbit he walked
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  Speaker 1: eleven miles and he was with us a.
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  Speaker 4: Lot of the day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot of miles, it is. That's a
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  Speaker 1: ton of miles for the boys. What was your impression
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  Speaker 1: of your trip, sass or did you feel like you
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  Speaker 1: really relived college that you really.
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  Speaker 4: Got No, but it was fun. Penn State was awesome,
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  Speaker 4: good time, good people all around. Yeah, Penn State was fun.
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  Speaker 4: The Eagles game was fun too, the Eagles tailgate, but
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  Speaker 4: I was really tired for that.
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  Speaker 1: We were with some people who were more famous than
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  Speaker 1: SaaS at Penn State and he was fucking seething. You
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  Speaker 1: were getting so fucking pissed walking out.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't, but it was actually crazy. It was like
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  Speaker 4: they it was these kids called the Besties, and the
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  Speaker 4: Besties are like a celebrities at Penn State. And it's like,
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  Speaker 4: I've never seen people get the reaction that these people
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  Speaker 4: were getting.
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  Speaker 1: They have a pretty good following on TikTok funny TikTok account,
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  Speaker 1: but the the in person response compared to the TikTok,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we must have seen everybody that follow us.
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  Speaker 4: Now, yeah, that's what yeah, I was saying. I think
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  Speaker 4: we saw at least half of the people that follow them.
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  Speaker 1: Like it was.
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  Speaker 4: You were always be girls and they would be like screaming.
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  Speaker 4: It was like if like Kanye West just walked in
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  Speaker 4: the room. They're not even like Taylor Swift, like I
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  Speaker 4: don't even know. It was insane. Yeah, college kids fucking
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  Speaker 4: whoop it up for shit. College kids will get real
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  Speaker 4: excited about a celebrity sighting, just like chase somebody down
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  Speaker 4: or something. Was like that. And also they're way better
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  Speaker 4: at interacting with their fans than I am. Like they
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  Speaker 4: would like they would like hear like if I hear
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  Speaker 4: someone be like, oh is that blah blah blah, I'll
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  Speaker 4: just keep walking. They were like they would like hear
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  Speaker 4: bestie like from a distance, and they'd like turn around
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  Speaker 4: and like look for the person, Hey bestie, yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: like go walk them down and find them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it was awesome, great interaction, it was, and
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  Speaker 1: it was what we needed for the video. But uh,
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  Speaker 1: you would just like kind of put your head down
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  Speaker 1: and like write like a funny tweet like the fans hey,
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  Speaker 1: not even at at all acknowledged the person that was
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  Speaker 1: trying to give a nice tip of the cap to you.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think about tailgate culture in general? Do
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  Speaker 1: you uh? Have you been to a lot of tailgates
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  Speaker 1: in your life?
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  Speaker 4: What was I don't think I've been to any tailgates
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  Speaker 4: in my adults life. I went to a couple of
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  Speaker 4: tailgates when I was really younger. I went to.
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  Speaker 1: Shit, what the fuck was your alarm going off? Sasmus
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  Speaker 1: is trained? Probably went to a Patriots game two and
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  Speaker 1: a half.
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  Speaker 4: I went to a Boston college game. Nice tailgate because
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  Speaker 4: my neighbor's sister went there and we went football. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it was fun. How old were you young?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, too young to enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: Could you tell how shitfaced people got? Because I feel
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  Speaker 1: like adults at tailgates get some of the ship face.
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  Speaker 1: The most ship face that people will.
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  Speaker 4: Get definitely the Yeah. The crowd at the Eagles game
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  Speaker 4: was definitely a lot different than the Penn State How
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  Speaker 4: would you contrasted to, Well, the Penn State one was
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  Speaker 4: mostly young people, but the.
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  Speaker 1: Young people at the Penn State game were super fucked up, Like,
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  Speaker 1: especially right before the game, they were just like speaking
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  Speaker 1: absolute nonsense, dangling on people, Yo, talk to my friend. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's a quarterback in Kentucky.
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  Speaker 4: There would be some people who would follow us around
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  Speaker 4: and stuff. The Eagles game was a lot more. I
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  Speaker 4: feel like it was a lot more friendly of a
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  Speaker 4: group because they think people were just pumped to watch
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  Speaker 4: the game.
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  Speaker 1: People are fired up. It's the daytime. People haven't had
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  Speaker 1: as much time to get absolutely ship faced.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I feel like. I mean, the Penn State
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  Speaker 4: people were where, there's no like bad experiences with them either.
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  Speaker 4: But I feel like at the Eagles game, it was
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  Speaker 4: like people were giving us food, feeding us, They're feeding us,
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  Speaker 4: giving us drinks.
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  Speaker 1: We were we brought around to football the entire weekend. Then,
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  Speaker 1: can I just say that, like if they had given
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  Speaker 1: Sass a chance, he would have started at quarterback for
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  Speaker 1: his high school.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he would have started at quart I got to
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  Speaker 4: eye him throw left the end righty too, Yeah, spy,
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  Speaker 4: perfect spiral.
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  Speaker 1: And how does the defense account for that?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: They can't.
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  Speaker 4: Like, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna switch its.
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  Speaker 1: In it back and forth, hand to hand. Like bro
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  Speaker 1: Sas has the frame to be a quarterback, he has
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  Speaker 1: the composition, the disposition.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely the worst part of the trip was I
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  Speaker 4: already briefly talked to Owen about this, but so basically
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  Speaker 4: the entire the entire city of Philadelphia was sold out
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  Speaker 4: of hotels, completely booked. Supposedly. We're not saying that there
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  Speaker 4: was some sort of sex trafficking ring going on within
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  Speaker 4: the city, but we are.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were gonna slow play it to
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  Speaker 1: sex trafficking. We're jumping right into that, and right there
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  Speaker 1: it was crazy. This sex trafficking convention was dozens, not
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  Speaker 1: even fucking dozens of thousands of sex traffickers. Yeah, I'd
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  Speaker 1: never seen anything like it. My uncle used to tell
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  Speaker 1: a joke like I tried to go to Philadelphia, or
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  Speaker 1: like I went to Philadelphia last weekend.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, yeah, how was it.
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  Speaker 1: He was like it was closed, and like Philadelphia, Philadelphia
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  Speaker 1: actually was closed, and I'd never seen anything like it.
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  Speaker 1: Up to like fifteen miles away, there were no hotels. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we were trying to get in. Yes, we eventually got one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we called. We called like an hour we were called.
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  Speaker 1: We were probably an hour outside of Philly, and we
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  Speaker 1: started calling the hotels and we were like the first
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  Speaker 1: three nothing like they were like, oh, we're fully booked,
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  Speaker 1: and so then I was kind of getting a bad
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  Speaker 1: feeling about it, and I think we probably got through
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  Speaker 1: like ten until Roan finally got one.
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  Speaker 4: And it was like you called one location and then
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  Speaker 4: the other locate, they gave you rooms at another location, right, yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and so we got those rooms. We gave him like
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  Speaker 4: we gave them like all the information like phone numbers,
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  Speaker 4: paid for it, paid for it, credit card information, everything,
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  Speaker 4: and we were like, so you're sure if we go
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  Speaker 4: check in here an hour, they'll be rooms. And they
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  Speaker 4: were like, yeah, you're all set. We get there and
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  Speaker 4: he's like, hi, we have a reservation for uh Adam
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  Speaker 4: Farron and she's like you can just tell, like instantly,
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  Speaker 4: like our heart sank. She was like, I don't know
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  Speaker 4: who gave you that, because we don't have any rooms.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, and we had five rooms, and she she
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  Speaker 4: was like, not only do we not have five rooms,
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  Speaker 4: we have zero rooms.
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  Speaker 1: And I played it cool, and to her credit, she
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  Speaker 1: like took it into her hands and she was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to find you a place to stay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and she called every She obviously is so low on
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  Speaker 1: the pyramid scheme of sex trafficking. She didn't get the
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  Speaker 1: memo that every room was going to be sold out everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: She thought that they were only sex trafficking at her hotel,
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  Speaker 1: but it turns out it was it was a universal
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  Speaker 1: convention going on. They told us that it was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles have a game, so every hotel is sold out.
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  Speaker 1: There's sixty thousand people that can go to an Eagles game.
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  Speaker 1: And you're telling me that all sixty thousand of them
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  Speaker 1: were coming from out of town. Yeah, every one of
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles fans are coming from out of town where
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  Speaker 1: they're like there's a lot of weddings, everyone's getting married simultaneously.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, it didn't. It didn't make sense at all.
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  Speaker 1: And we, uh, this lady was calling for an hour
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  Speaker 1: and forty minutes. Yeah, we literally an hour.
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  Speaker 4: And forty were at that hotel for like two hours,
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  Speaker 4: and we probably I think around three o'clock in the
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  Speaker 4: morning was when we called it. And then we went
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  Speaker 4: and we stayed at Ron's dad's house, Yeah, which was
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  Speaker 4: which was uh, it was, it was fine, but it
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  Speaker 4: was like we had to get back in the car,
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  Speaker 4: driving another thirty minutes and we got there and then
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  Speaker 4: we were supposed to wake up at like eight am
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  Speaker 4: the next day, right, yeah, but we ended up not
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  Speaker 4: doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Which it was still eight forty five?
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  Speaker 4: Is when I was up at like ten?
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  Speaker 1: No wonder we were. No, it wasn't ten, do you you? Definitely?
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  Speaker 1: We definitely were.
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  Speaker 4: I woke under ninety nine five? Maybe?
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  Speaker 1: Well, which one was it? Bro, Because I'm taking a
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  Speaker 1: fucking log right now, I want to know exactly when
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  Speaker 1: you woke up.
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  Speaker 4: I woke up and you guys were like, you gotta
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  Speaker 4: get up, you gotta get up, and then I go
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  Speaker 4: downstairs and all of a sudden, like everyone has to
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  Speaker 4: shower still, So I was like, I was a little
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  Speaker 4: confused as to why I had to wake up, because.
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  Speaker 1: We were trying to get the ball rolling. You're not.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get to just roll out and be the
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  Speaker 1: last one out. You got to be like we all.
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  Speaker 1: I had to make sure that you were up and rolling.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't about the shower and you were still asleep.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to get the whole gang going.
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  Speaker 4: I would have preferred that I know you were an hour.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't shower anyway, so I know you you were
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  Speaker 4: just trying to roll out of bed and get right
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  Speaker 4: into the car.
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  Speaker 1: I would have been ideals, like I got to make
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  Speaker 1: sure everybody's going. I got to make sure that everybody's rolling.
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  Speaker 1: It was yours. It's funny because you're still at the
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  Speaker 1: stage where it's like, uh, parents are the enemy, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm at a stage where like parents are the friend.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like talking to all Like everyone's like talking to
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  Speaker 1: my dad and you're like in the corner, like fucking
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  Speaker 1: like looking at him like he's about to like plot on.
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  Speaker 4: Your exhausted I was. I was not in the mood
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  Speaker 4: for talking. But yeah, parents, Matt Roan's dad, I'm not
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  Speaker 4: about to talk to parents. He I saw him and
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  Speaker 4: he was like, everyone says you're funny. I don't see it.
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  Speaker 1: Tell us a joke, funny boy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think Ron deserves better as a co host.
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  Speaker 4: What happened to Caleb? Whre's Caleb at They said the
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  Speaker 4: Rones co host thought Caleb was, where's Kaylea?
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  Speaker 1: You cut your hair? Caleb? You fall into the fountain
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  Speaker 1: of youth, Caleb.
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  Speaker 4: No, But yeah, Roan's dad was Ron's dad was a
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  Speaker 4: nice guy. I like, that's a big step in your friendship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, me needing the parents, Yeah, yeah, I was nervous
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  Speaker 1: to bring him home, but uh, you just have to do.
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  Speaker 4: I had no idea what we were going to do.
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  Speaker 4: I was about to like hop on Instagram and started
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  Speaker 4: like asking people if I had a crash on their couch.
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  Speaker 1: It was the most dire.
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  Speaker 4: It was like I was fully convinced we were sleeping
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  Speaker 4: in the car because it was like we had no
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  Speaker 4: options and it was known and all of his friends
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  Speaker 4: are from Philly, so I feel like we kind of
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  Speaker 4: could have figured that out a little earlier that we
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  Speaker 4: had like ten different places to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: It was two in the morning when we got in,
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  Speaker 1: so I mean it was like my last resort to
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  Speaker 1: be like, hey, dad, like you can wake up, Like
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  Speaker 1: my friends are going to sleep on the couch.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then we met one of Ron's friends and
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  Speaker 4: he was also like ten minutes outside of Philly, and
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  Speaker 4: he was like, oh, yeah, you guys could have just
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  Speaker 4: slept here, but.
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  Speaker 1: He also has a couch. It's like there were five
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  Speaker 1: people we had, we needed five hotel rooms except what's
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  Speaker 1: his name, Joe, one of the camera dudes lives in Philly.
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  Speaker 4: He has an apartment there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was about to fucking He kept on
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  Speaker 1: talking about doing nitrous. He was about to go home
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  Speaker 1: and fucking he had a tank with his name on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, big boy.
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  Speaker 1: He did say he was about to go home to
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  Speaker 1: a fish concert.
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  Speaker 4: Yea, he was about to have He was like, if
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  Speaker 4: I go home right he was like, if I go
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  Speaker 4: back to my apartment right now, you're never gonna see
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  Speaker 4: me again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I swear on my left.
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  Speaker 4: He was like, there's people awake at my apartment and
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  Speaker 4: if I go back there, I'm not going to bed.
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  Speaker 1: They're fucking No. He was a jo Joe's a good guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's he was hilarious. He was a trooper of the
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  Speaker 1: entire weekend driving fucking.
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  Speaker 4: He has like dyed blonde hair. And we were with
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  Speaker 4: these three the besties, and they're all gay and.
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  Speaker 1: They actually I wouldn't tell the story.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say what he said.
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  Speaker 1: Well that even makes worse. Well because he didn't say
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  Speaker 1: anything that bad.
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  Speaker 4: But anything bad.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's let's draw a little like dotted line around this,
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  Speaker 1: kind of cut it out the scissors. But I try
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  Speaker 1: to put Joe on this like that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it was just funny. He was getting hit on
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  Speaker 4: and he didn't and he was annoyed that he was
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  Speaker 4: getting hit on. There's gay guys by the gay dudes,
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  Speaker 4: but he was getting hit on because.
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  Speaker 1: He has no probably by the gay dudes, but just
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  Speaker 1: another set of game.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, another head of gay guys.
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  Speaker 1: He was trying to redirect.
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  Speaker 4: It was really funny and we'll.
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  Speaker 1: Leave it at that.
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  Speaker 4: He said he had to put his hat on. He said,
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  Speaker 4: once he puts his hat on, it and no one,
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: everyone stops hitting on him.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: It is a it's a it's a great magnet. And
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: just dyeing the hair, blood sass, When are you about
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: to go through that phase?
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: I was gonna die my hair senior year of high school,
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: and then I decided not to, and then I decided
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: I'm never gonna do it. I also was gonna shave
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: my head freshman year of college, and then I also
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: decided I'm not going.
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: To do that.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would. Uh you have to be super super
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: jack to shave your head. Yeah, like Channing Tatum. Yeah,
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: and you're not that. You're not super jacked. You're just
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: not there yet. And I think you're on a journey,
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: and I think that we're on the journey together, and uh,
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I want to know how it's going for you, Like,
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: what do you what are you doing for bulking season?
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Because like you've been getting a lot of positive feedback
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: sasas is Jack. Now you were walking around campus.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I'm not gonna bulk anymore. I'm gonna cut.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Actually no, yeah no, yeah, it's not time for that.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah it is.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Are you you're plateauing? Just you got to change a routine,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: up your plateau.
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: You're just gonna cut until I get down like twelve
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: percent body fat and then I'm gonna bulk again.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Dude, you know you don't cut in the wintertime.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you do when you have too much excess
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: body fat.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: No, that's you turn that into bulk, Sas.
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not. I don't want to balk any further.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, I'm not trying to get any
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: more fat.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: I I think that you can't do it. I think
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: that you can't bulk. I don't think that you're that fat.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Do you feel fat after this weekend? Because everyone's like,
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: sass as jacked? Is it because your diet?
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I don't know. I saw a picture of myself
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: that someone sent that we took, and I was like, ah,
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: time to cut.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Where did you see it if you were circling your
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: problemary like Dodtor Miami. Well no, but I'm saying, where
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: did you see the fat on your body?
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: The face? Yeah? Yeah, it's building up.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Wait was that the one they put you in a
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Trump sweatshirt? No, I didn't see that one because.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: That one was edited. They made you. Oh yeah, yeah
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: I saw that one.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, the Trump sweacher wasn't edited.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Here fat was edited.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: It made me look even fatter, which I didn't appreciate.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: It's fucked up. People were saying, you get you're looking swol.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: Though, Yeah, because I'm fat as fuck.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: They don't know that. They know that you've been to
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: the gym and that you're looking swollen. I think for
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: a couple of months, go.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: To the gym like once a week now, and I
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: just eat. I'm still eating as if I'm in a bulk.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: You do tweet about it every time you're at the gym.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: There's a paper trail a mile long abut your gym exploits.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to go to the gym, but I
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: also I want to do open mics this week, which
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: I don't want to do it.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Well, you can't do both of those things.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: No, you really can't, because it's like they all start
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: at five and they go the whole night.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Gym starts at five.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's when I go to the gym. So it's
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: either I got to start at five, I got to
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: go to the open micre I gotta go to the gym.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: There's not a time that the gym opens. You could
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: just go in the morning. You don't have to be here.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: You stroll in for your on the Cooper schedule, you
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: stroll in for the podcast. Nobody asked me for anything,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: and then fucking you go home.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know. I don't want to do open
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: mics at all, but you have to.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you want to get a comedy special,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to do this show that I'm
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: supposed to do on Friday. You have a show on Friday.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, already sold out.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Wait, are you the eighth liner?
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm on the top of the list,
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: so you're the headline. I think it's pretty even though
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: I think it's like four cook.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Are you going to go last?
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: I hope not.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: I stalked the rest of the people last night to
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: do Yeah. I've already looked at all of them. What
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: do you mean stock stalk their Instagram presence or they're
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: like acts that they have online everything? Really, Oh, you
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: stalk like a girl?
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Owen. I like the idea of.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I'm a detective. I'm the FBI. Girls are so the FBI. No,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: but what did you find out about them own? Did
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: you get to the bottom of it? I just watched
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: like all their sets and oh, I didn't watch any
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: of their twitters. Look at their instagrams. That's the best
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: way to see if someone's funny. They're still photos.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: No, they all post like TikTok types on Instagram and
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: uh l, dick, Well, I'm girl now. But I don't know.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I was watching all these clips from like the Jimmy
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Fallon show called Worst I Ever Bombed, and I was like,
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I'm doing this.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: It's like watching plane crashes before you're yeah, and I'm
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: only doing ten minutes, so it's like, it's not the
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: end of the world.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: But I I like the idea of being on a
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: comedy show and then it's selling out, But I don't
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: like the idea of actually having now to go do
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: that comedy show. Yeah, it tell us about eleven o'clock
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: at night.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Come on, come on a Friday, that's when people go
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: see comedy. What do you mean you think that they're
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: tailoring it so you can have.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: A night I'd rather go see it than be in it.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: But it's their night out. It's these people's night out.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: You have a responsibility to give them a good time.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: You just want the numbies And.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Now I got to go. So now I gotta do
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: open MIC's all week to try and figure out what
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Hone the craft? But uh, how many minutes do you have?
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: How close are you to being able to do this?
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, I've definitely got over ten minutes. True, because he's
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: only seen me do it once. I have I have
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: over ten minutes.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: So you just have a bunch of shit that you've
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: never said out loud.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: No, I've done most of it. Yeah, I have some
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: new stuff that I want to do tonight. That's why
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: I want to go do an open mic time.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Let's fucking go, bro, what's the nature of the stuff,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: don't worry about it? Is it about those PI you
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: ought to pay?
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: And see?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: So I heard a hiker died. Can I once it's time,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: and I know it's not time yet, but maybe like
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: we're a month out from it, when you're ready to
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: do your comedy special yea, may I direct it? Yeah,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: of course, excellent. I'm thinking we're doing it on a stage.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: We watched the Shane gill A special when we were
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: at this airbnb the first night, so fucking funny. I
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: don't remember watching the end of it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Because you were so fucking high.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: No, I think it was because me and you watched
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: it and like we both like left the room for
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: some reason. Oh, and was in an awful mood that day. Yeah,
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: that wasn't the worst day of I wasn't feeling I
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: wasn't really feeling the vibe. So I just went into
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: my room too. But then I rewatched it and the
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: ending is so fucking funny. Yeah, what's the special Olympics?
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: But the special Olympics thing?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: What's the punch line of it?
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: But I'm not going to give it away.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: See he's learning what uh? Why was it the worst
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: day of your uh? Of your life?
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: You remember it?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: You even came into a meeting room and you're like,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: you give me a dollar and told me to cheer.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Up and did you. Yes, it worked right, It's up
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: on our fridge right now. He turned the one into Owen.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's so meant a lot to me.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Because I could have done Boner easily or Roan, and
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I fucking made it into Owen. That shows selflessness, growth
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: and kinship with Owen. But you've never really You just
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: said that you were just having a bad day. Was
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: it something really deep and dark that we could like
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: kind of turn into fodder for ourselves? You know?
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: No, Okay, no, I think he was just having a
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: bad day.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: That shit happens.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we watched a special and then we just smoked
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: a fat joint after worst experience of my life.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, he actually did smoke a joint. Well, we
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: did have we like had planned.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: I said.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: We stopped in DC the night before. I was shooting
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: something in DC and my friend is, uh, he sells
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: we legally there in d C. And he gave us
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: the fucking Chudley Cannon, fucking blunt of all blunts. It's
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: in this like pink box. It looked like you were
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: opening up a fucking diamond from his sail.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Those joints. It was one of those blunts that you
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: see like on online and they're like, what do you
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: do after you smoke this? But it was like and
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: then it just broke in half.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we opened it up and it just like crumpled,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: like it was Indiana Jones like cript or some shit
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: I was not gonna partake in that. The whole reason
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: I smoked it was because, right, dude.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I walked into the room and you were just fucking
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: holding it in your hands, drooling. It was like the
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Holy Grail. You were holding it up, fucking just so
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: so enraptured with the thought of getting high off it.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: It was like the box in pulp fiction. It was
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: just glowing up into your face as you opened it.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: We happened, was so, then why did you smoke?
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: I wanted to show off my joint rolling abilities, which
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: are very good, much better than Ron's. I've showed what
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: roans joints.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: He conveniently does this after I went to sleep. I'll
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: post a picture of the joint that he rolled. Though
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I have a picture of.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: It's a great, it's a perfect it looks like a cigarette,
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: it's perfect.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Remind me to post a picture.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: We actually had it. There was a cigarette roller and
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: a joint, and mine was significantly better than the cigarette roller.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: We uh, once your listen, once you've gotten to this
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: point to the episode, remind me to post a picture
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: of the joint that sas rolled because it looked like
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: someone had just taken a ship in a piece of
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: toilet paper and just rolled over it with their head.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: And it was so shit was just cascading out. This
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: is right before we're going to bed. It was so
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: good that they decided they had to smoke it right
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: then and there. And I don't smoke we I haven't
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: smoked meat in it probably over a year. They literally
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: they lit a bonfire for it, Yeah, busted out a
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: guitar and started singing Kumbaya.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: They had to smoke it right then and there. And
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: then it made its way around the circle to me,
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: and I was like, ah, I'm all set, thanks. And
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: then I was like, eh, maybe I'll have one hit.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: I haven't smoked weed in a very long time.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: It's like Bobby Flay not trying the cornish game hen
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: he made You're going to try.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: That shit, yeah exactly. I was like, well, I got
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: to try out my own product, and I uh, I
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: think I took one hit charade.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: The pull Yeah, no, no full ar you did in
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: no hands hold it?
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Okay, So a baby rip, a little small.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Red didn't even go to your lungs, kind of just marinated.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: And I.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Forgot that when you smoke weed, as soon as it
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: enters your lungs, you're high.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: You thought there's an incubation here.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: I don't do drugs, and I'm just thinking about, like
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: drinking a beer. Maybe it kicks in five to ten
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: minutes after the fact, and uh, and then I made
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: its way around again. I took one more hit, and
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: I think within five minutes after the hit, I was
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: in bed with the lights off, just like googling how
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: to talk myself out of a panic attack.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: And what were the results of the google? What a
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Google said? It was bad, It was not being a pussy.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: It was a rough night. I was like, it was
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: really bad, and.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Uh, I wasn't there. Everyone said that as soon as
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: you took the second hit that you went into like
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: a cat cow pose on the ground that were just
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: on all fours and your face was white as a ghost.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I had to listen, and I was listening to
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: like the Grateful Dead, trying to like stay calm.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: They said that someone you were having someone put like
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: a wet washcloth on the back of your neck. Yeah.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Google doesn't help though, it's it's just like you shouldn't
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: have done it. Yeah, can't can't put the toothpaste back
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: of the tube, now, hi boy.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: I had them call my mom and I was like, Mom.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: It's okay, honey was in it.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Something was in it. I wasn't weird.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Put one of the other boys on the line, puld
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: my baby's hands. He likes when you pet his hair,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: rub his back really slow. Yeah, And then I, uh, yeah,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: so i'd run your fingernails real nice down the front
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: of this. He'll like that. It's soothing. Make him guess
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: when you get to the crinkle in his forearm.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: I was actually at one point I was contemplating getting
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: in the shower and taking like an ice cold shower,
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: snap myself out of it. But yeah, it was rough,
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: really not good. And then I just decided like so.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: Then I also took melowtnin, which wasn't smarts. I think
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: it made me just extra tired and I couldn't sleep,
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: so I was just I was just battling demons for
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: like thirty minutes straight and then.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Your brain chemistry was like Dexter's laboratory.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really bad.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Sh it was off kilter, and it.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Was off of two of this small I didn't even
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: think I was gonna feel anything. But it was just instant,
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: like oh my god, why did I do that?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't like it wasn't like we said. It
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: wasn't the crazy blunt or anything like that. It was
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: just the most regular, not even extraordinary weed. Yeah, like
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: fine weed.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It honestly made me respect people that smoke weed more.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Salute boys.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was like, damn, you guys are the
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: real hero. It's like I don't know what part of
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: this is fun at all. Yeah. And then I you
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: don't know what we go throughout. They're smoking weed.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: We're going through that panic attack on the daily, going
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: through that five times this morning already.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it was bad. I eventually I.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe seals are guys who smoke weed.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: And I fell asleep and I felt like the whole
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: thing is smoking me is like, oh you don't wake up,
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: you feel great when you wake up, it's amazing. I
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: felt awful when I woke up. Maybe the world I
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: felt like sick. I was like, something's wrong, Like I
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: felt like I was like shooting up Henroine the night
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: before strung. Yeah, it was. It was brutal. What I'd
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: take a shower. There's no soap in the shower, just
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: hand so washing my hair with hands soap grow ven,
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: you could tell. And then we had to go walk
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: around Penn State for like seventeen hours, eleven miles fucking
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: hot out.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I can't stress eleven miles and somehow all Penn State's
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: up hill. Oh yeah, it's like an empty Escher painting. Huh,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I thought, Tyler said, twenty three three thousand steps. Oh okay,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: twenty three thousand steps yesterday, maybe twenty three miles over
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: the weekend. He's just trudging.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: And I was so thirsty the whole time. And I
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: was like to the besties, I was like, do you
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: guys have anything to drink? Like I just need something
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: to drink. And they come back over with like vodka
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: and like pomegranate juice.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, like anything else, but this just prude juice a diuretic.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: So you got to get all the water out of you.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: You want to look skinny best you're ever gonna want
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: your fucking obliques to be rippling, bestie. I don't think
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: you wander. I'm trying to think what else you might
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: have put in your body the day before that could
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: have made you feel that bad because it was a
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: raw steak from the roadhouse. Maybe actually I got some
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: steaks and those were raw. Yeah, still moving for sure.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: How do you order a steak? Oh and you're a foodie,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: medium rare? Yeah, that's what we order, medium rare.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: I feel this was like you can usually see where
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: it's like being cooked like into like you know how
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: it's like it'll be.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Like the little jar on the outside. Yeah, barbecue, dwid
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: keep honest. This was just literally just the outside had
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: been cooked.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: It was. It was beyond rare. I hate the whole thing.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: I stepped up my chain food order to medium. Yeah
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: it makes sense. I just don't understand how cooking steaks easy.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Have you done it before?
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I make amazing steak.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: It's easy to do it.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Literally just put it to like the certain heat level
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: and then you push out a timer for how like
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: there's recipes online. It's like you basically have to do nothing. Yeah,
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: I would get it out. It's perfectly cooked.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I would think the change would like overcook it a
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: little bit because they don't want people getting sick. Exactly
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: like that next day. But I guess some like there
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: was one like maybe it was fucking Carls Junior or something.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: They were under cooking all their hamburgers because.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: They like hamburger underhooked is gross.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they weren't getting it to one hundred and fifty
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: five degrees and it was.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Just like fucking It's like a like a hair dryer.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Harry and I ordered just breath.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Really, you got it to one hundred and fifty five,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Harry and I ordered outpack one time.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think raw.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: We got it delivered, So I think they thought it
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: was going to cook a little bit on the way
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: over in the in the Styrofoam's was to cook more
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: when you let it rest, But it came it was
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: just blue.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: It was completely That was the most raw stick I've
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: ever had. And I showed it to Brandon Walker because
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: he was like, let me see as I got my stick.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: He's like, you know, I cook a lot of stick, right,
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: and he like because he was like he was he
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: was hoping so much deep down that it wouldn't have
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: been rare, like it wouldn't have been raw.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: He wanted to bust your balls and be like, oh,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: you're a pussy.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then he thought he was like that is raw.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I am actually the pussy. Yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Outside, they're coming for you. That's the thing I missed
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: most about school. Yeah, teachers being like they're coming for you.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: A yeah, I never got that one.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: That's a funny one though, because you weren't the bad student.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: I wasn't. When we were at Texas Roadhouse, Roan told
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: him it was my birthday. When I was in the
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: bathroom and he did this when you were in uh
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: at Ruth Chris and we were at Ruth's in uh
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: in Kenn's Hell, are.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: You on a first name basis with Ruth, Chris.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: Ruth, Chris Ruth know it was called Ruth Chris.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Ruth's, Chris Ruth, Ruth's, Chris and Chris.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: It's a very fancy restaurant. It was very nice. They
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: told him it was my birthday and it was actually
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: it wasn't bad like they brought They just brought out
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: some these cheesecake cupcakes and they were fantastic, delightful, maybe
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: the best cheesecake I've ever had in my life, this
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: this one. They I'm in the bathroom and I come
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: back and as soon as I get back, I look
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: over at one of the waiters and he's bringing over
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: a saddle and I'm like and I'm looking at him
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: and he's making direct eye contact with me, and I
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: was like fuck. And then I like a track and
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: he brings over the saddle. It's like it's like on wheels,
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: it's a real saddle and they just get up. They
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: make me get up on the saddle, and I was like,
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: I was very hesitant. I was like, I don't want
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: to get on the saddle. And they were like, come on,
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: get up, get up. And I was like, Ron, you
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: get on the saddle. And they were like, no, come on,
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: you gotta get on the saddle.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Like the people that work there, yeah, they knew it
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: was your birthday. And then they make me get on
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: the saddle and it was just mortifying. Oh and I'm
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: sending you the video right now because it's just to
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Ruth Chris as a child. Ruth Chris, my family had
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: a gift card and it was a bad expires, so
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: we had to go and I had a stomach bug,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: so everyone got steaks and I got a chicken noodle soup.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Chris, probably a good soup.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't have beans there though. They don't have
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: they don't have any chili. No, they don't have baked bean. No.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: That was at Texas Roadhouse.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh you're right, you're Ruth Chris. Oh you
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: fucking I thought you were talking about Texas Roadhouse.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Ruth, Chris, Ruth's Chris. Great steak, fantastic. I had a
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: great time there, but yeah, the saddle was mortifying, I mean,
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: and then they're like, I just sent it over like
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: ladies and gentlemen, let's get everyone's attention. And he's like,
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: what's your name? And I was like Harry, and he's
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: like everyone, I want everyone to meet my my brand
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: new friend Harry. And I'm just sitting there on this
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: saddle in front of everyone, and they're like, let's give
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: a traditional Texas yeehaw for Harry year three morbidly one ye.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: And then they're like, get off the fucking saddle, Get
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: off the saddle. We have someone to get someone else's birthday.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: They like picked up the back of it and dumped
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: him off of it.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: Also, what happened to Like, aren they supposed to check
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: your ID when you say it's your birthday? No, because
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: I want you to get caught. I want you to
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: get it.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: It's not stolen valor. Yeah, Nate, what signe are you? Then?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: What hospital were you?
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Probably because they don't because they don't give away free
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: ship at this place.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, here's the video of it happening.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Saddle. Oh, the saddle is mortifying.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Those guys, is.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: They say, friend, Harry, Oh, I got mortifying.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: And you just have to sit on the saddle the
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: whole time.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: What you're doing help a.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Lot of stop why.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: And then you just get right off so o my god,
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: just sit there. You were so awkward, Yo, They just
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: make you sit there the whole time on top of
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: the saddle.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: And uh, as much as you hate doing it, there's
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: no doubt in my mind all those waiters and waitresses
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: hate doing it. They're dead inside.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: Stop what you're doing and swallow what you're chewing. That
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: food looks bad too, and they it was it was okay.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: They corralled you over there, and like, imagine being one
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: of the other waiters just fucking getting called away from
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: like your all it's Friday night, game night. You're a
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: student on campus, just trying to fucking cobble together something
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: to supplement your backbreaking student loans. She isn't even fucking
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: making a dan. You're gonna have to work at Texas
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Roadhouse for forty five years to pay off your student loans.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: And some assholes pretending for it to be his birthday
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: so you can fucking like surround him and yeehaw like
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: it's a four year old fucking It's embarrassing on every
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: single level.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: And then there was another lady who did that. They
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: did that for her birthday and she was pissed. They
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: were all pissed though. It was like they told the
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: guy it was her birthday and they were like mad
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: at the result.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Of it because he didn't give enough. No, I think
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: that they were pissed because we said happy birthday to them,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: and like they were supposed to be the ones at
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: a Texas Roadhouse having a birthday and you stole their shine,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: like it was their moment in the sun maybe and
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: they were like, it's not his birthday, he's not even
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: that happy. Yeah, the lady was wearing a crown and
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: a sack.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is true.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: She was dead serious about it. You fucking slagged off
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the opportunity to fucking really yeeha. Yeah, she was riding
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: it like a bronco. She was fucking well.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: It'd be one thing if the saddle was moving, that
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: would be much more fun. It feels like a bull
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: ride that made you hop on the bowl, But it
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: was just a saddle. It was just a regular It's
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: just a rattle. It was just a chair with a
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: saddle on it.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 35:12
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• 35:15
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• 35:17
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• 35:20
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• 35:24
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• 35:27
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• 35:29
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• 35:32
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• 35:39
  Speaker 4: Hat Oh, Unfortunately, the tint is nearly impossible to shave.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: You need to well, you need to get on the
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: buddy system. Yeah, hey, Harry, can you come in and
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: spread my ass cheese open? I shave my taint.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Shaving the taint would be a lot of it would be.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: I wish you could shave it, because that's where most
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: of like the sweat and the smell comes generates.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you wish you could save it?
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I merely staple my balls to my stomach and fucking
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: shave underneath. No, you don't staple your ball.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Shave my taint once and it was just a goddamn
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: blood bath. There's a war zone in there.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: That's why you need to get you get it on
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: that Manscape game fix. It was just fucking you had
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: de triage it.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was bad and it hurt a lot.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Really. Oh yeah, you should have powdered up your nuts
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: to get waxed. I've never been a guy who has
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: to powder up my nuts.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: Eck getting getting Being someone who has to wax someone's
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: taint would be maybe top five worst jobs of all time. Yeah,
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: pay as well? Just like does it actually just like
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: a greasy old man coming in spreading his ass cheeks?
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Do you think that those are the guys who want
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: to be showing off their taints.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: I would get my taint waxed.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think the benefits are? It just
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: like slows things down a little bit like that the
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I feel like the hair slows things down. I feel
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: like the hair is almost like, uh, a necessity in
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: the taint to uh to kind of you know, catch
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: all the sweat to make sure that like massive logs
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: of poop aren't aren't just dropping out of your ass,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: just a random one like a Dingleberry. I mean, imagine
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: the alternative a dingle Berry. You're shipping your pants?
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Bruh, did you rauh a Dingleberry?
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Bra?
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Don't you're clowning?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I hat? Did you see that fucking picture that Steelers
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: fan who was just washing washing his pants? He just
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: ship himself and he was just washing his slacks out
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: ass naked in the city.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: I saw that and I said to myself, nature is healing.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: We're finally back.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Stop stealing fucking press his tweeting brother, I think that
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: literally is a Portanoyd tweet.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: It is. It was I saw also, I think I
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: saw a couple of others not saying that he stole
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: the tweet, But I'm definitely not saying that he didn't
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: steal the tweet. Wow, el Pres, come on brother, the
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: tweet ha any original ideas in your head?
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: The writer's room. I heard that El Pres has a
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: writer's room like Will Smith does on his Instagram, and
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: there's eight people just frantically trying to be like smash
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: the over realistically.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: How and people do you think run Will Smith's social
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: media accounts? I heard it was like it's got to
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: be like almost an entire company of people Google. Yeah,
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: they've got like video editors because he's always doing those
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: like those like crazy yet well edited videos.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: There's a building there was like one. I feel like
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: he's backed off a little bit, or maybe my algorithm
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: is just backed off on showing me Will Smith.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: I think he has backed off a little bit.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: But I feel like he used to be just like
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: climbing up the Eiffel Tower and just like scale up everybody.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: It's Will Smith and I'm on TikTok now, and then
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: all like the people, all like the TikTok comedians with
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: like two hundred thousand followers from you were applying who
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: are like verified, and they'd be like, what's up? Will?
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Welcome glad to have you just like waving at him,
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: super pumped to have you on the app? Will let's collab? Yeah,
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: that's always like the weirdest thing is when people with
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: like like just like social media people are like replying
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: to a list celebrities like thinking they're gonna like see it,
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: and then like they'll get like a reply from like
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Taylor Swift or like Demi Levado or something on their
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: on their account.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Just we're a good comment, not even like saying collab.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: No, like just like on a post like oh my god,
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: this killed me bruh lmao, And it's like you don't
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: actually think that, Like Taylor Swift is in her apartment
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: right now, are in her fucking forty million dollar mansion,
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: like replying to tiktoks.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: With a bro?
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Taylor the same bro. It's Taylor Swift's like
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: some random dude in like Canada who got hired for
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: that position.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: And who's gonna get like unceremoniously fired. But like something
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: gets too many down boats or not enough interaction. Yeah,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: who is responsible for this?
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: I always see like screenshots on Twitter of like a
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: celebrity replying to like a TikToker and they're like, OMG,
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: like this is the best day of my life to
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: do the same thing when like the Cleveland Browns come up,
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah exactly, it's like you what do you think? It's
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: like the quarterback of the Cleveland Browns. It's some random
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: fifty year old man in an office who's hired to
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: just comment bruh on posts or like this killed me,
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: or like he understood the assignment. They have a list
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: of things they're supposed to say.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's like a call sheet, just like
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: somebody working that. They probably like outsourced it to India
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: and it's like a factory and people just have a
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: script that they follow her.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Some dude on a beach in a tent.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift just cut costs, so she's outsourcing to Singapore
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: and just has some random people filling out all of
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: her shit. Fucking Taylor. Unbelievable job by that by my
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: bestie Taylor.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah No, I did see a Taylor Swift one though
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: very recently, where she was just commenting Taylor Switch probably
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: doesn't even know what TikTok is.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: She definitely I've wanted to get into Taylor Swift's music,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: but I just I just know how famous and powerful
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: she is, and I can't take any of her relatable shit.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: She's just so fucking powerful. She really is, like if
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos was making like love ballads and shit like that,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Like you're not hanging out and going for a walk.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: You have a social security detail that's gonna sniper anyone
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: who tries to like take a selfie with you.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is weird when like seeing like because I
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: remember when like Taylor Swift, when like all my like
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: sisters and my cousins were all this to Taylor Swift,
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: and it was like she was obviously really famous. But
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: I feel like once they like kind of like go
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: off the radar and like stop making music forever how
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: long it's been, they become like really famous.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: As soon as I saw her, Like her mansion on Kennebunpoorn, Maine,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: that's like dwarfs the Kennedy's Man.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: I think it's in Cape Cod.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like just more massive than like all these
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: people who have like like the roths Child mansion, and
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: it's like people have generational wealth and she just like
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: made that instantaneously.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Crazy.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I just you can't be relatable, bestie, you got to
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: take some MASSI it or something like that, or do
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: you get down to earth do something.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Start doing drugs like Demie Levado.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Or fucking Casey Musgraves go through a massive breakup like
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Casey Muskraves.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: The Besties loved Kasey musk Graves.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I love Casey musk Graves.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Well, the Besties loved her more. Yeah, I didn't even
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: hear you talking to her talking to them about her.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: We I did talk to them about it. We agreed
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: that they're like her last album was like more country country.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Bro, you're a fake musk Graves man.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I was fucking bumping Golden Hour the day it fucking
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: came out, fucking like the Besties. Look at my most
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: listened to music on Spotify. Bro, you know Olivia Munn
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: was trying to fuck Casey musk Graves wife husband. Fuck
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Casey musk Graves does not have a wife. Bro. The
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: fuck Yeah, I didn't know that mon is uh mone
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: is a home rerecord?
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: What is uh? What's Mun's origin story? I don't know
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: what she What does she do? Did she get bit
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: by a spider? Was she like the original? Like cool?
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Was she on like G four or some shit like that.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Was she like a cool like video game gamer chick
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: type of person or something like that, or I.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: Don't know anything about her. I thought she was like
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: a model.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I think she's like, uh, I think she's of the
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: chrissy tigue in ILK where she's like, uh.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just like famous because but no, but people.
• 43:17
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• 43:20
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• 43:20
  Speaker 4: But when Pizza blew an actress?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: What I thought you were saying everybody that like the
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: cool girls who ate pizza or are all actors. I
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: thought that's how you could tell she was an actress.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: You know, she's a cool girl eats pizza. Oh she's
• 43:38
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• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Olivia Mon is an American actress and former television host.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: She was in Ride Along Too. Oh okay, okay, well
• 43:46
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• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Oh that's what I know her from Right Along Too Too.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: She was definitely like when Pizza and Maxim were huge.
• 43:54
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• 43:56
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• 43:58
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• 44:00
  Speaker 4: point nine out of ten.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: But it's what did it do at the box office? Bro,
• 44:03
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• 44:05
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• 44:07
  Speaker 4: did not like.
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• 44:30
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• 44:33
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• 44:40
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• 44:46
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• 44:48
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• 45:14
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• 45:16
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• 45:19
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• 45:21
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• 46:11
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• 46:16
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• 46:17
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• 46:43
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• 46:46
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• 46:48
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• 46:56
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• 47:28
  Speaker 1: That was one of my favorite parts about the tailgate
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: people just coming up to us and dropping the promo code. Yeah,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: they just come up and whispering the in the ear
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: son Yeah son, you know.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was weird. They uh yeah. A lot of
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: boy dad fans out out at Penn State. A lot
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: of boydd fans out in Philly.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Salute, Salute, Salute to the sons of Sam.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: I know it's good. It was good.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: It felt good. Man.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: They asked us to do the halftime show at the
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: Penn State game, but we were like, well, we got
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: to get a dip.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: We gotta get the fuck out of here.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: We had to Saquon out there, and they were like,
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: do you guys want to go out too? Before or
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: after sakuon.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: No. They told us that we could go instead of Saqua. Yeah,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: but we were like, let the kid, it's his homecoming. Yeah,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Sass didn't even technically go here, even though I did.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: You you did go there? I did, You didn't go there,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: But he went home with some merchant in poly PSI
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: you put on your your little collar shirt like a
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: member of the archery team. It was a white out.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: I looked good. I looked good.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: He tried to deuce me up at the fucking stadium
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: for sitting down. Took a candid shot of me. Oh yeah,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: that's fucked up, bro.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was funny. It's funny going to like one
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: of them. I had a bunyan all right, it's funny
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: going into those things and like you're like hanging out.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: I'm not like the biggest sports fan people know, obviously,
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: so like I'm just chilling. I had a great time
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: at the tailgate going I'm like, well, this will be
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: fun to watch.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: He's an obvious I'm not that he'll tell strangers at
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: the game like I don't even care who wins.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then we go in and Roan scott Rone
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: goes full like dad like dad mode, Oh, this is
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: fucking bullshit. That was third to be third down.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: They robbed the fucking down from us.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Bro. That was like shirt, I know it was. It
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: wasn't shirt, but it was like Roan and then like
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: one other dude in the stand just going nuts, like
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: up yelling.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: It's third down, dude, because it's.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Being the refs are gonna hear you and change it, dude.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: But what if they had.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Or the coaches would be like, hey, that guy, that
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: guy knows the game. Let's get that guy in here.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: Gam Roane was going full dad mode. He just didn't
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: talk the entire game. He went to the Eagles can now.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: We watched it at his buddy's house. We actually watched
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: it at his friend's house, the one. Remember the story
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: that Roan told about his friend who flooded the basement
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: at Temple, Yes, yeah it was that true story.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Oh good guy.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's funny as fuck.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a legend. He's got a big ass brain.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: He could just make shapes. Bro, he's got he's got
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: a crazy brain. School wasn't for him. But he told
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: this story about how uh did I tell a story
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: about his college lineage about how he no, no, he
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: so he went to Temple and the first semester.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: We're talking about the story that he wrote. Yeah, yeah,
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: yea yeah.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: So there's a longer backstory, but so that he went
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: to Temple. First semester, he was writing a paper in
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: the first week. He went outside to smoke a cigarette.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: He went back inside, the computer had turned off and
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: didn't say. He was like, I'm not going to school
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: this semester, and just he didn't drop out, but he
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: just stayed enrolled in all of his classes and didn't
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: go to school the entire semester got a zero point zero.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Second semester, he went back and he's like, I'm going
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: to give it the old college try. I'm actually going
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: to school this year. And so he walked around for
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: a week when to all his classes, had all his books,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: but one day in his book bag, a chocolate milk exploded,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: and he's like college is just not for me. He
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: dropped out again and just spent the days like waking
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: up at four pm, going to Taco Bell, drinking forties,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: and then watching Saved by the Bell until four am.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Just a pretty nice twelve hour schedule. But he went
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: to his final for some reason and he wrote out
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: an entire story because he was in the middle of
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: a row and it was a blue book exam and
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: he had to fill out in an essay and he
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: had no idea even what the course was about. But
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: he's like, I can't walk out of the room. I
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: just in here. It'll be really obvious. So we sat
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: down the entire time and wrote out a lengthy ass
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: story about Abraham Lincoln fucking a frog for and he
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: said he felt three blue books and it was this
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: an incredible epic about Abraham Lincoln fucking a frog. And
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: the teachers found it and the campus police called him
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: into the office because.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: I signed his name Mike Hunt, and his actual name
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: is Mike. Obviously I ran fifteen friends named Mike.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: They're all named Mike, so plausible deniability across the board.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: But they called him in because a woman had been
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: the TA reading it, and they're like, we're going to
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: accuse whoever did this with sexual harassment because of this
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: long ass story about Abraham Lincoln fucking.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: Which is crazy, by the way, it's insane that would
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: even be like, you can't like what it's creative writing.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: He's in college, he's exhibiting his creativity.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: You just give him an a f you don't have
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: to accuse him of sexual harassment.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Does he still have access to that the blue books?
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: I doubt it?
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: No, he he uh, he turned them in. It's not
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: like they gave him back to him. And plus he
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: said it wasn't him when he talked to the campus police.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: It's just like you deny until you die. You never
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: have to tell them, and they couldn't.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: But he said he like walked like hand they ad
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: to like handwrinning samples and everything.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: And he was like he told uh, he told the
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: campus police that he'd either thrown out the blue book
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: or it was like back in his room and he
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: threw it, or like he threw something out.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: He said he either He said he didn't remember what happened.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: He either he left because he didn't he didn't have
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: anything to write down because like he didn't do it.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: He didn't know what to do, so he left and
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: he was like frustrated.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Either threw no, but he turned in the blue book,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: he threw out something else and they like followed him back.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: No, he said he never.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: He said he never handed it in, So how did
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: they know that it was him then because.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: He because he was in the class and his name
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: was Mike.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, how did they know the blue book was him? Regardless,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: the campus police followed him back to his room. There
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: was h and all his boys were like, yo, how
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: to go, and he's like, yeah, college or following it,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: and then.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: They like searched his room or like they sat there
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: for like fifteen minutes while he pretend to look for it.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Dude, college, this is the kind of shit you're missing
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: out on by not going to college. Line to your professors,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: how big of a part of college does that? Being
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: like you have like maybe twenty my grandparents died throughout
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: your college experience that you can kind of give away.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my credits I had, Like I had dumb shit,
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: Like I got accused of plagiarizing on my philosophy final
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: and they gave me a zero percent and then it
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: was a whole thing and I got to redo it.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: But I didn't play. Oh, I don't know if I
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: did or not.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: And I don't understand how that part works. You there
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: was a sentence that was completely copied, that was verbating
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: from somewhere else online. You're saying you don't know if
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: you copied it.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: I'm very certain that I would not just copy an
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: entire sentence because I'm like, I know they're gonna send
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: this thing through, turn it in or whatever, and they're
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: gonna check to see if it's plagiarized. So I'm not
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: just gonna go copying entire paragraphs. And she like, I
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: literally bought like the grammarly plagiarized check, like the teacher version,
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: Like I spent like one hundred dollars on it before
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: this meeting, so I could like, can they tell that
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: I played Darz, Yeah, so I could see if it's
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: actually coming up and saying I played Drys and it
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: got it came back like a zero percent. And then
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: I went in and hers came back like a fifty
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: percent or something. Crazy.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Fam she has the fucking corporate edition. Yeah, fucking Superstar
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Heavy Duty Edition.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So it was like a whole thing, and uh,
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: they ended up letting me just redo it. But then
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: I definitely during the COVID when we when we got
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: sent home for COVID, I definitely used a couple like, oh.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: You just said during the COVID, like it was the
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: great depression.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: It was during during the dust, but we got sent
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: home for COVID. During the COVID, I definitely why.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Do you sound like a gold miner?
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: This is right when I was getting hired at Barstool
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: and I kind of like checked out of school because
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: I was like, well, I'm not going back to school
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: va and uh and Portnoy watched me. Yeah and uh.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: And I definitely used like a mental health excuses a
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: couple of times. And I used one and I was like, hey,
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: I guess for the final and I was like, hey,
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: like I really, uh, I really need this. I need
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: a little bit of an extension on this paper, like
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: I'm just really not doing well blah blah blah. And
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: then I got the extension. I just never did the
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: assignment really was done with me.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Damn. I was in college just a notch before you
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: could use mental health. But it's a pretty good get
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: out of jail free card. Is Yeah, nobody's really gonna
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: say shit. You can't really say anything say something to me.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: I'll fucking kill myself right that.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Hey, I'm not gonna be able to do
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: this test today because I'm gonna kill myself if I
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: have to. Oh so it got us there.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Blood's on your hands if I have to come to
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: class today. So you just hide. I don't care. I
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: will kill my I don't care at all. Yeah, but
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: just you just hide. I don't feel like making the
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: decision of whether I live or die today. Yeah, so
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: are you sure you want me to fill out this caantron?
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: I had a class one time. The teacher had a
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: rule a few you have to get up and go
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom during the test. You have to come
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: back and retake it. And it was an hour fifteen
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: minute long class and I was like seventy minutes into
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: the test, and I knew I was bombing it, and
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I just went up and handed it to him.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: I was like, I have to go to the bathroom.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: That's that's genius. And then I got to retake it
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: and I know I got all of them right, and
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: he gave me a seventy.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: Really, yeah, that's annoying. I think he knew I was.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was. Always the annoying ass thing
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: when they would be like they averaged together your two
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: scores when you retake a test, you should have gone
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: psycho mode and be like, show me which ones I
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: got wrong? Yeah, which ones that I got wrong, I know,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: or had your parents come in and advocate for you.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get a tiger mom in there. Yeah, we'll talk
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: about tiger moms, but first let's talk about our good
• 56:37
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• 56:42
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• 56:42
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• 56:57
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• 57:00
  Speaker 1: We asked barstool if we could switch so the merch
• 57:04
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• 57:07
  Speaker 1: are dragging their feet on it. But we want to
• 57:09
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• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Well, the logistics and the uh order management. No, one's
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: actually passionate about that part. That's why there's ship station.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: They make it easy to manage your orders and get
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  Speaker 1: Off at camp and it was like one of those
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: camps where they take your phone for like two weeks
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  Speaker 1: so you don't go on your phone.
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  Speaker 4: And this like one kid who clearly had like you
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  Speaker 4: know when sometimes you go to camp to take your phone. No, No,
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  Speaker 4: it's like a very very not uncommon thing. So I'm
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: not going to get let you guys gaslight me into
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: thinking it is.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Just explain it just because I'm not knowledgeable about it.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: Sometimes go to camp, they take your phone.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Everybody does. If you haven't done it, you haven't got
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: your phone, take it away.
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: I take your phone. And I know this because I've
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: gone to multiple camps where they've done this.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: So you're those are phone addiction camp. Yeah, you were,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: because you were spending on your phone.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Your phone. That's aside the pack. I don't even know
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: why I said that.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Aside the pack, that's a side side.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: It has nothing to do with the story. But anyway, Yeah,
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: we were got dropped off. We're saying goodbye to our parents.
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  Speaker 1: I was always very like they wrestled your phone away
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  Speaker 1: from you as you threw fit in the fucking parking lot.
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  Speaker 1: I was always a very I was always a very
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Uh they told you you were going to the Apple
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  Speaker 1: store and you showed up at camp.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: I was always a very like not very. I wouldn't
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: really express my feelings, so like we would show up
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: and they'd be like everyone would be saying like scream crying,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: saying goodbye to their parents, and I would just be like,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: all right, I'll see you guys in two weeks. And
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: this one kid. I have such a vivid memory of
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: this one kid's like mom checking and making sure he
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: has all this ship and everything, and then his mom
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: walks away and he goes, Mom's you love him, but
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: you hate him. And we were in like fourth grade.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: I was like, that was like a that sounded like
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: something that you should not be saying at your age.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: I love a fucking young ass kid that thinks he's
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: an old soul.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: You love him, but you hate You love him, but
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: you can't live with him, live without them? Yeah yeah,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: crazy dude.
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  Speaker 1: A similar similar topic. One of my boys was like
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: a caddy. He was like probably about twenty years old,
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  Speaker 1: and he was caddying for this, uh, this rich kid
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  Speaker 1: and the kid was probably about fourteen, and he just
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  Speaker 1: like was teeing off as like it was a real
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• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: And right before he teed off, he just leaned on
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  Speaker 1: his golf club and was like, wow, ain't it and
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  Speaker 1: then just stuffed up up. He's fourteen years old? What
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: the fuck are you talking about? Wow? Ain't it like
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: he's a fucking Matthew McConaughey or something like looking out
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: just set Harou.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: They think they're living in a movie.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they definitely do. Wow, ain't it all right? And
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: just like tosses a fucking club to his his twenty
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: year old caddy who fucking hates his life is like hungover,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: has vodka coming out of his pores, and it's like,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: fuck you, Wow, ain't it the fuck?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: That's crazy?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Moms can't live with him, can't.
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  Speaker 4: Live without him.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Goddamn goddamn mom. I'm always trying to push the vegetables.
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  Speaker 1: It's like enough, mom, It's like enough, Mommy, I don't
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: want to go Betty boys.
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  Speaker 4: We were literally in I think sixth grade.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: And he's like in a comedy routine. Moms, you love him,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: but yeah, it is a real wholesome comedian. Yeah, just
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: a kid in your fucking school who's like who would
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: wear a full suit and like have a roly backpack.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, what did you do with these camps?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: This was a traveling camp.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: So this one, I think it was about showing you
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: like that there's falling outside of your screen.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much. It was like a healing camp. We're like,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: we we kind of similar to like the Minci Project.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: We had to wear like shot collars and every time
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: our phone buzzed, we would buzz with it.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: They were trying to have their addition negative.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: Show, Yeah, trying to teach us that Pavlovian negative thing.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: And then they forced us to watch like ten hours
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: of Joe Rogan talking about how the phone is just
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: a black screen that were that were possessed by.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: The idiot box. You gotta put down that idiot box.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: They will put your your phone in a pile of shit.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: So anytime you grab that, you would have a negative
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Pavlovian response to fucking grabbing shit.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: How long do you think it'll be before Barstool has
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: like a camp, Barstool summer camp. I mean, this is
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: a good as go play baseball with Marty mush or.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Like it'll be like Disney World where there's like Marty
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: mush impersonators. Yeah yeah, yeah, like having a guy play
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Marty mush like they play Cinderella. Yeah, a guy playing
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Glennie balls, the Glenny Balls float.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah. There probably will be like a barstool summer camp.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Ride the Rocket ride, Yeah, who wants to ride the rocket?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah? They have like they have like fake podcast sets.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Did I think ESPN like ESPN did like an ESPN
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Zone that they used to have and you could go
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: like sit on like the Sports Center.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I've been to that. I think I
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: went to that when I was younger. Oh no, I
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: went to I forget what it was.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: It was like a Disney too, like Disney Adventure, like
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Disney Down, Downtown Disney or some ship like that where
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: you could go and like fucking have like a roller coaster,
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  Speaker 1: like they just would like make a smaller experience of it,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: which I thought was pretty cool as a child. I'd
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: probably go nuts for a barstool World.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would too.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Viva, I want to take a picture with Casey.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: We actually we got a couple of vivas this weekend.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Viva Viva real, yeah, real, it's walking by Viva Viva.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: Popping the shirt yeah, yo, yo, yeah, that was thing too.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: No one would be like, oh, it's up. Some people
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: would they most of the people would be like, oh
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: is that barstool?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Barstool?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: Please out of here with that shit?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: How did they know?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: What was our giveaway? That's that guy from barstool? Because
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: Rome was wearing a full fucking plaid suit. And we'll
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: be like, why are you wearing a suit? What's up
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: with the fucking suit? Bro?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Yo, it's a fucking white out. Yeah, put on this,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: put on the fucking put on this shirt. These guys
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: would just be like have juice stained, like like punch
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: stained fucking white shirts, Like, yo, why aren't.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: You wearing all white?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Wrong with you?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: Drunk? Really drunk, barbarically. The guy behind the guy sitting
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: behind us fell asleep actually at the game, and then
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: he woke go and then he will coup and he
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: was like, yo, what's up.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Little sass? Little sass, And he started pinching himself. He's like,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: am I still asleep?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: And he just sat behind us and we just like
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: talked about the game. It was very It was very relaxed,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: and then he.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Passed back out and he and we were gone by
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: like by the third quarter, and he probably was telling
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: his friends.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: I had the craziest dream. I dreamed I.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Saw a little sass at the Penn Steak game.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was incredible, it was It was a good time.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: The white out was really cool. It was crazy.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: It looked cool. Everyone's holding up their lights.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the lights were cool. All love the lights,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: All love the lights.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: MJ Gone, my friend is dead?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: And uh it was.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: They did play that part and I was listening and
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: looking at everybody seeing who sings along.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was not m J law.
• 1:06:13
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• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: I was really looking forward to grabbing a nice cold
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: a nice cold brew at the game. Little did I
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: know I can't buy beer at college games.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: But you can't buy beer ever, so I don't know
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: what the fuck you're talking about. Brother.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: Well, when Roan grooms me and brings me to all
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• 1:06:36
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• 1:06:50
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• 1:06:57
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• 1:06:59
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• 1:07:02
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• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: We So we.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: Left the game and we went to the tailgate, like
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: we kind of just like were we left the game.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: We had to go to Philly that night and we
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: were waiting to meet up with two other guys who
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: are a part of our crew, and we were just
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: walking around like that wear the tail it was and
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: there was like a cooler, so we like dived into
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: the cooler and these two kids who were like so
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: drunk come up to us and they're like they were
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: like going to at first they were going to the cooler,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: and we like pulled up on them and Rome was like, hey,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: like that's our cooler.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Hey yo yo yo yo, Like oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: They were like oh my god, I'm so sorry, and
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: they like kind of like walked away and then Rome
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: was like, no, I'm fucking around, like that's not our cooler,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: and like how many times do you think you told
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: them that it wasn't our cooler And he was like, dude,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: if you just don't want me to drink your beers,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: just tell me. And he was like it's We were like,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: it's not our cooler.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Dude, but we did you go into the cooler we had.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Our actions were different than our words. Yeah.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: We were like, you can take beers from the cooler,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: it is not ours. And he's like, dude, if you
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: don't want me to have your beers, just saying and
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: you're like, dude, like this is crazy. And then and
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: then you guys walk away and the kid comes up
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: to me. He's like, so those aren't your beers? I
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: mean I was like no, and he was like, I
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: have so much respect for you right now, like whispers
• 1:08:18
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• 1:08:21
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• 1:08:22
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• 1:08:26
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• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: like it and then you don't like it.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: And we can see who's not doing this on the
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: back end, and we're gonna start calling out names.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: Yes, we're gonna start dropping names.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 9: Okay, because we can see every subscriber's name and everyker's name,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 9: and right now we have some of our top gum
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 9: shoes going too a database to cross reference those two
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 9: lists to see who's fucking pulling their weight and who's
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 9: full of shit.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: So it's called out time. It's not just bulking season.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: It's called out time.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: All right, Thanks for looking at peace.