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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Rest in Peace Mike Ditka! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Crash is live.
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Mountain West is live.
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But it's a sad day in the Schweitzer
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household.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunchtime.
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was really nice i felt like right for
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some reason when i was doing that today
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you say dudley do right do right yeah
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i can understand that it makes sense that
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tracks and that makes you snidely whiplash
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that makes me snidely whiplash oh so there
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it is i would also take uh
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What's his name?
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Exit stage right.
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Snagglepuss?
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Snagglepuss, yeah.
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All those run together for me.
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All those go into the same category.
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Old Hanna-Barbera cartoons.
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It's funny, not Hanna-Barbera,
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but Stallone talks about being named
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Sylvester in his book.
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Oh, yeah.
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And growing up, everybody was like, ooh,
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Sylvester.
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Right.
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And he's like,
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I have enough speech impediment as it is.
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I don't need y'all helping me.
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So he changed it to Mike.
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I'm sorry, say what?
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Not legally.
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He just told everybody his name was Mike.
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Yeah.
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I'm not even going in the same category.
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I just changed that completely.
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Like, no, no, no.
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Just call me Mike.
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I know my name is.
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My name is Mike Stallone.
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I know my name is Sylvester,
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but just call me Mike.
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I'm telling you what,
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it is messed up that his parents were
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like, Frank and Sylvester.
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Like, there's no, that's just not right.
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That's mean.
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No.
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Yeah,
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you learn the parenting in the Stallone
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household was not top notch.
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Oh, I'd imagine it wasn't.
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I would imagine it was not.
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Sweet baby Jesus.
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But yeah, anyway,
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not to get everybody bummed out, but man,
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it is a sad day for me.
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One of my favorite people on the planet...
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The coach, Mike Ditka,
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passed away this morning.
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Oh, no way.
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And I am devastated.
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Rest in peace.
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I thought that guy would outlive us all.
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Absolutely.
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Heroes never die, right?
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You didn't have to be a Bears fan
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to be a Mike Ditka fan whatsoever.
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He spent some time in New Orleans, bro.
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He did.
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He traded away your whole draft for Ricky
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Williams.
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For Ricky Williams and a dress.
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And a dime bag of marijuana.
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Yeah.
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More likely,
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more just a dime bag of marijuana.
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Ricky Williams is an anomaly wrapped in an
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enigma.
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Because he was like, you know,
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I'm going to have this really productive,
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awesome, you know, football career.
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Or...
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I could smoke weed.
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Oh, man.
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Man, which one should I pick?
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Which one should I pick?
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Spoiler alert, he did not choose football.
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You know what's funny is there's this
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stigma around Ricky Williams,
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and I don't mean to get off the
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mic to get to this topic because I
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do want to talk about that a little
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more.
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Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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But, like, you look at his numbers,
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and they're really good.
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Yes.
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He was a really good running back in
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the NFL.
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When he wasn't suspended for smoking weed.
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For smoking weed.
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Yeah.
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Bananas, dude.
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Absolutely bananas.
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I also chose the latter, says Fake Savant.
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Oh, yeah.
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You probably.
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I'm assuming Terry says sad about Coach
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Dica,
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not about Ricky Williams smoking weed.
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yeah um that came across my phone as
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an alert this morning and i i haven't
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been able to do anything since yes yeah
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just called into work and be like look
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uh i'm calling in sad today sorry
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yeah i i've eaten at his restaurant
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several times i got to meet him a
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couple times i am unsurprised that mike
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dica has a restaurant what does it serve
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it serves gigantic steaks yeah yeah that
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makes sense that tracks the side dishes
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there come in an iron skillet so if
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you order like
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hypothetically,
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a side of baked beans or whatever beans
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they are, it is an iron skillet full.
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The entire table can eat out of that
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one side dish.
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No, no, we just need the one.
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Yeah.
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It's fine.
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Yeah, it's table of sixteen,
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but we just need one side of beans.
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Yeah, it'll be good.
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Oh, wow.
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It just, yeah, just totally devastating.
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One of the funniest experiences I ever had
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is I'm sitting at a window seat in
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Didka's restaurant in downtown Chicago,
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and all of a sudden,
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there's a massive car accident pileup
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right outside the restaurant.
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Oh.
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Vivid memory I had that popped up.
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Yeah, that doesn't sound good at all.
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No.
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I imagine everybody stopped and looked at
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it, too.
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It didn't matter which direction they were
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headed.
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Yeah.
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I never met Mike Ditka,
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but I did stay at a Holiday Inn
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once.
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Pretty much the same thing.
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Holiday Express.
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You got to throw the express in there
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without the express.
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That's the experience.
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Don Shula Steakhouse, comparable?
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Yeah.
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I've never been to Don Shula Steakhouse.
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I wasn't aware that Don Shula had a
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steakhouse while we're talking about it.
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Is that like a thing coaches do?
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They just retire and then open a
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steakhouse?
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I guess if you're considered great,
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I mean, that's the next step.
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But the Ditka,
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and this won't surprise you at all,
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the Ditka Steakhouse is also a cigar bar.
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That's also, yeah, unsurprising.
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They also just serve whiskey in a glass
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with no ice or anything else.
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Pretty much.
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The entire upstairs is a cigar bar.
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Yeah.
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You can't come in unless you have some
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sort of facial hair.
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Like a beard, mustache, something.
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You got to have something going on.
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Otherwise, they let my wife in.
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I don't know.
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That's your wife.
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I'm not talking about your wife.
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I don't let women in that.
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Again,
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I have no problem believing whatsoever.
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mostly blondes and redheads like that's so
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i don't know much about cigars but he
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had like a humidor and you could purchase
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a cigar i think the cheapest cigar you
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could purchase at his cigar bar was like
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twenty five bucks and this was twenty
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years ago yeah twenty five bucks for a
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cigar twenty years ago yeah
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You can get a decent cigar now for,
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I say a decent,
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like a really good cigar now for about
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the same amount.
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But not that I smoke them all that
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often.
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I did for a while.
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But good Lord, dude.
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That's wild.
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Yeah.
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But anyway,
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head coach of the Eighty-Five Bears.
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Last time the Bears have won the Super
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Bowl.
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In case y'all didn't know.
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Spoiler alert.
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Sorry.
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Until this year.
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Spoiler alert,
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it's been forty years since the Bears won.
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Look at Mark Phillips, boy.
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Yeah,
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KDL says smoke him if you got him.
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Mark Phillips,
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twenty-five dollars is actually
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thirty-three twenty-three in today's
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money.
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How about that?
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That's really super useful information
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right there.
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In case y'all were wondering,
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I wanted to do conversion from whenever
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that was.
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I just realized that's real.
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That's forty one years.
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It's been since the Bears won the Super
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Bowl.
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Keep rubbing it in, dude.
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No, it's not that.
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Like, I remember it.
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You know what I mean?
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Like, I remember the Super Bowl.
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I know you're going to say you won
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the Super Bowl since then.
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Or won it only.
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But yes, that's been it.
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That's been a thing.
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um but that's not what i mean i
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mean like i remember the super bowl
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shuffle being a thing like i remember that
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team right it was kind of a big
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deal at the time so and just the
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fact that i remember all that and it's
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been forty one freaking years is it's a
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it's interesting uh mark phillips
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miscalculated uh twenty dollars that was
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twenty dollars it's actually forty one
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fifty four sorry so that's a forty dollar
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cigar
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Good night.
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On better topic, a friend of the show,
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Jamie Latimer's co-owner in her gym,
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Veronica Rodriguez,
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is getting married tonight.
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Yeah, my girl.
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I love Veronica so much, dude.
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She's awesome.
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She is a bright light every time you
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run across her.
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Every time I see her at a comp
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or, well,
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that's pretty much the only time I ever
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see her at comps, I get tackled,
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big hugs, the whole nine yards.
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Veronica is a sublime human being,
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and I'm super happy for her and her
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wife getting married tonight.
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Yeah,
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she hung out with us at WFP all
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weekend.
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And I did nothing but give her shit
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the entire weekend.
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Oh, yeah.
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And she took it like a champ.
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She's a soldier.
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And yeah, so congratulations to her.
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Tonight is the big night,
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and I can't wait to hear how it
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all went.
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I'm going to text her later on.
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I thought it was tomorrow.
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I knew it was this weekend.
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I didn't realize it was tonight.
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I thought it was tomorrow.
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Yeah,
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the bridal party did a workout this
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morning at the gym.
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Of course they did.
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Because that's what CrossFitters do.
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That's what they do, baby.
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Got to get it.
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Got to get it in.
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That's outstanding.
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So we got, we got crash going on.
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We do have crash going on.
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Got to see some of it this morning.
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Watch Mr. David Johnston,
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friend of the show.
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Shirtless as always.
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Shirtless as always.
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I think it was a unit.
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Jesus Christ.
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I cannot say it enough times.
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I'm one hundred percent jealous of his
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genetics at this point because I know how
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hard he works like he he he works
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his ass off,
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but He makes it look easy.
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It's fantastic Uh,
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my guy rudy berger won his heat Did
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he win?
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He wasn't going away like it wasn't even
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Nobody was in nobody else was even in
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rudy's league this morning.
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That was wild, dude
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Yeah.
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But again,
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he goes on the leaderboard with everybody
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else, right?
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So... Yeah.
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I don't know.
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I haven't looked at the leaderboard yet.
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I don't know where he finished up.
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He was like third after his heat.
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After his heat he was, yeah.
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Colton ended up pulling it away.
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No surprise.
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Dude, that...
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Hobart said the funniest thing.
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He made pull of Matt Frazier this weekend.
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It's entirely possible.
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Hobart said the funniest thing this
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morning after he did his set of
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sixty-three wall balls unbroken.
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Hobart goes,
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which is really odd because leg strength
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is not something that Colton is
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necessarily known for.
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Yeah.
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Crazy, man.
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but his his legs are so big around
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for like his size it's absolutely it's
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mind-boggling dude's strong and his cycle
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rate like the whole nine yards he doesn't
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even he just another one just makes it
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look easy yeah uh so far uh
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A little bit of technical issues with the
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internet and some mic stuff outside,
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but it's free.
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It's free.
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Yeah.
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Which, to be fair,
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most people were not complaining.
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If they do,
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it was a lot more lighthearted than it
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normally is whenever they light into other
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people.
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If you've ever watched them broadcast
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Crash before,
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this is standard operating procedure.
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They always have internet issues.
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It's where they are.
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It's the buildings that surround them.
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It is what it is.
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and i know like jr paid to get
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some hardwire stuff in so they wouldn't
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have to use wi-fi and like they've tried
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everything to get it
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They are doing the best that they can
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with what they have.
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And quite honestly, it's really,
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it's not hard to watch, you know,
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is it perfect?
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No, not by any stretch of the imagination.
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It's also not an NFL production or an
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MLB production or an NBA production.
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Like it's Savan and crew putting it out
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there for everybody.
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So.
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Meg,
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I do believe that the outside area is
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new.
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I believe that the cement pad that they
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are doing wall balls and the kettlebell
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toss over the bar with is brand new
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and was paid for by Biomax Peptides.
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By Biomax Peptides, what they said, yep.
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So, yeah.
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Good on it.
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It looks awesome.
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It looks amazing.
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I am one hundred percent jealous.
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You can,
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you can want to represent call me jealous.
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I wish I was there.
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That, that, that looks,
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it looked like they have, first of all,
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event wasn't super fun to watch,
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but I can get,
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it looks super fun to do.
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Yeah.
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You know,
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it's a bunch of guys doing wall balls
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and throwing a bag over a bar.
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You don't even get to see him run.
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Not that you want to see him run,
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but I thought the bag over the bar
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was fun.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I just watched one of the girls go
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right before we got on,
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and I don't even know who it was,
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but it looked like she just missed the
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bar completely.
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She just threw it straight up,
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and it came straight back down.
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That kind of stuff is going to happen.
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It looks fun.
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And it's fun to see how it kind
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of deteriorates as they go.
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Yeah, like first heat, yeah,
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looking pretty good.
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Then like even Rudy, who did really well,
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like his last heat,
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he had to go chase his kettlebell bag
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a good four steps every rep because –
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One of the other masters athletes is
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there.
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Uh, Roy,
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I made a group chat with him.
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Um,
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I texted that chat and I was like,
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well,
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Roy's looks like he's having a blast.
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And he was like, I was not.
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Uh, it's a lot, dude.
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Like it's a,
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it's a fair amount of volume,
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but that looks like fine, dude.
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I would love to be out there with
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him that, that God next year.
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Um,
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We also have the Mountain West going on
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this weekend,
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who I think Jason Bourne is announcing
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that one.
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He said he was on his way,
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going out there and having a call on
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the floor.
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That dude is good at what he does.
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If you've never heard him on the mic
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on the floor,
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he is super good at what he does.
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Meg says one of the girls just about
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hit herself just now.
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That's what I'm going to say.
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Listen.
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We already have broken teeth.
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We have broken noses.
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There's a lot of carnage already.
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Yeah.
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The broken teeth happened before the event
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even started.
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Yeah.
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Knocked two of his teeth out.
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Oh, man.
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I was like,
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I'll just avoid the trapeze bar.
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It's fine.
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Joe Piero is like the Cam Scataboo of
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CrossFit.
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Oh, Joe Scataboo.
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And when I saw who I heard it,
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it happened.
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And then I saw who it happened to.
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And I was like, yep, that tracks.
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Yeah, it makes sense.
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Makes perfect sense.
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It was on the, excuse me,
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the IPS bar, which I'm sorry,
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I can't hear that and not hear IBS,
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which is not the same thing.
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FYI, you don't want IBS.
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You want IPS.
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You don't want IBS.
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Not, but I can't hear it one way.
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And then they keep saying the IPS system.
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And I'm like,
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I don't want a system of IPS.
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Sounds absolutely terrible.
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I,
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Is that what they're calling the trapeze
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bar?
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If you go look on Rogue's website,
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it's the IPS.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Instead, I just called it a trapeze bar,
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which is what it actually is.
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Yeah.
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I'm not sure my mental capacity could get
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to IPS.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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David Johnson just built one and hung it
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in his garage to practice on.
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It cost him thirty bucks.
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I need just a steel bar and some
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rope.
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I told him, he said,
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I just built one for my garage.
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One of the things I love about being
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a dude, if I need some stuff,
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something like that that's simple,
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I just build it.
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It's not that big a deal.
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I put it together and we can hang
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it and see how it works.
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Yeah, I'm the guy that, like,
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hangs a rope in my tree out front,
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and then the limb busts as I'm halfway
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up the rope.
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It wouldn't.
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Look,
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I didn't say I was going to do
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it smartly.
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I just said I can do it.
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Like, I can put it up,
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and we'll see what happens.
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With the EZ curl bar, get out.
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Who did that, Mark Phillips?
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Sorry.
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I mean, I don't know.
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Mark Phillips said the guy that built one
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with the EZ curl bar was nuts.
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I need to know what that is.
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I need to know who that is.
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Jay Birch,
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I know you like to bring a sense
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of truth to this whole thing.
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but i don't it will forever be a
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trapeze bar to me i don't care what
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jr calls it i don't know what rogue
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calls it no it will always be a
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trapeze bar to me and that is exactly
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what it looks like yeah and if bill
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and katie want to send me one i'll
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call it whatever they want to while
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they're sending it to me having said that
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when it gets to my house it's going
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to be a trapeze bar
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full stop bill and katie can send me
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one but all that will mean is i'm
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going to be at the dentist's office with
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joe piero oh good night um so i
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don't on instagram that's even better i'm
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too old to be told new that things
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have new names
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Oh, yeah.
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No, I don't.
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And that goes for more than just a
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CrossFit space.
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That goes for anything at this point.
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I'm at a point where I am too
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old to bend.
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This is full.
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Mike, this is pretty much full.
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Like I got, I got new name.
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I got room for maybe if I get
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any more nieces or nephews,
20:14
I might have some room in there for
20:15
that possibly.
20:17
And then when I get grandkids,
20:18
I can make room for stuff like forget
20:19
some other stuff and put my grandkids
20:21
names in there when that finally ends up
20:22
happening.
20:23
But in the meantime, no,
20:25
there's very limited information up there.
20:28
I got to save space for that I
20:30
knew there was a Brooke who did a
20:32
Doritos commercial for the Super Bowl.
20:33
There you go.
20:34
That has to be in there.
20:36
How much more important is that, honestly?
20:39
I did not keep the last name,
20:40
but I knew it was a Brooke who
20:42
did a Super Bowl commercial for Doritos.
20:44
No.
20:45
Here's the thing.
20:46
I was right there with you.
20:46
We just put Brooke Burke in a Super
20:49
Bowl commercial for Doritos,
20:51
whether she wanted to be in it or
20:52
not.
20:54
That's not my reality as far as that
20:56
goes.
20:56
Yeah, Scott said it was Brooke.
20:57
It's got to be Brooke Burke, right?
20:59
Who other Brooke could it be?
21:01
Yeah, because there's only one Brooke,
21:03
right?
21:04
There's two of them that I know of
21:06
right off the top of my head.
21:07
Actually, three.
21:08
One of them is my cousin.
21:10
One of them is my boss's wife.
21:12
Her name is actually Brooklyn.
21:16
Yeah.
21:16
She doesn't even go by Brooke.
21:18
She actually goes by Brooklyn.
21:19
Honestly,
21:20
there's really only one Brooke that
21:22
matters.
21:23
Well, just in the CrossFit space,
21:25
you have Brooke Wells,
21:26
you have Brooke Entz.
21:27
No, you don't.
21:30
Brooke Wells,
21:32
she's not in the space anymore.
21:33
Her sister is.
21:35
Yeah, she was.
21:35
She's not anymore.
21:37
And Brooke Entz, for real,
21:38
what year is it?
21:38
Hey.
21:41
I ain't mad at Brooke Entz or Brooke
21:43
Wells for that matter.
21:44
Yeah, look, Brooke Shields.
21:45
That's about how I can go back that
21:46
far.
21:48
I need to save room for learning how
21:49
to count.
21:52
meg would have been a good marine because
21:54
you don't have to count as instead of
21:55
in whichever branches of the air force
21:58
like you don't have to count as a
22:00
marine or you only got to count to
22:01
like eight it's fine not a big deal
22:04
individual pull-up system that is why it's
22:06
called the ips thank you jeffrey
22:09
birchfield still don't care still don't
22:12
care still it's a trapeze bar yeah
22:15
It is a trapeze bore.
22:17
That is the only capacity this brain has
22:19
at this moment.
22:20
Yeah.
22:21
Because this whole half is sad from Mike
22:24
Ditka dying.
22:25
This whole half is exciting because I'm
22:28
going to a Packers-Bears game on the
22:30
weekend that Mike Ditka died.
22:32
Oh, my Lord.
22:34
There's a thunderstorm going on in Scott's
22:36
head right now.
22:38
Here's the thing.
22:40
Yeah, it is a dumb name, Shannon.
22:41
You are absolutely correct.
22:43
Um, I have a, uh,
22:47
one of my first cousins,
22:48
her name is Michelle, not Brooke.
22:49
How about that?
22:51
She does like the silks and stuff like
22:54
that, all the gymnastic shit.
22:55
And if I showed her that bar,
22:57
she'd be like, yeah,
22:58
it's trapeze bar because she gets on one
23:00
and does like all kinds of cool shit
23:01
on it.
23:02
He would not call it an individual pull
23:04
up system by any stretch of imagination.
23:11
You know what's cool about that,
23:12
Jay Birch?
23:13
You don't have to care.
23:19
Not at all.
23:21
Not at all.
23:21
Could be worse.
23:22
Could be a Cowboys fan.
23:24
Once you're at fifty-five,
23:27
you have no obligation to care about
23:29
anything anymore.
23:30
No.
23:31
Could be worse.
23:32
Could be a Cowboys fan.
23:36
Just saying.
23:38
So you don't really hate reading.
23:39
It's just the hard drive is full.
23:42
Well, Wayne,
23:42
I can't get away with that because I
23:44
do speed read audio.
23:46
Yeah,
23:46
I don't know if you were here yesterday
23:47
at all, Wayne.
23:49
Scott's speed reading,
23:50
but I put it on one point five
23:52
so you can listen to Mike Stallone.
23:58
Talking at normal speed.
24:00
Talking at normal speed.
24:03
Oh, man.
24:06
Yeah.
24:09
You can't even make that up.
24:12
This legendary guy that we have known for
24:15
fifty years.
24:16
Sly Stallone.
24:17
Sly Stallone.
24:19
He told everybody when he was young his
24:22
name was Mike.
24:23
Just Mike.
24:26
I'm forever going to refer to him as
24:28
Mike Stallone from now until the end of
24:30
time.
24:30
I want to go watch Rocky.
24:32
Oh, Sylvester Stallone?
24:33
Sylvester?
24:34
You mean Mike Stallone?
24:38
Can you imagine Sylvester Stallone?
24:41
looks like my guy Mike Stallone right
24:44
that's what I'm saying dude like the first
24:48
time like when Rocky first came out there
24:51
was some dude from his hometown that
24:54
looked up there and went Mike is Mike
24:58
in a movie get out that's amazing oh
25:03
my word oh my stomach hurts Mike Stallone
25:08
ah
25:10
So other than Crash,
25:11
we have Mountain West going on.
25:13
I guess Claire is there announcing as
25:14
well.
25:15
Claire and Jason Bourne.
25:17
Claire and Jason Bourne.
25:18
Jesus Christ is Claire and Jason Bourne.
25:21
And you can catch that on the Be
25:24
Friendly Fitness channel.
25:25
Oh, is it really?
25:26
I didn't realize they were streaming it.
25:28
So Mr. Friend is streaming that.
25:31
Okay.
25:32
Yeah.
25:32
So we have that free all weekend.
25:34
We have crash free today on the CrossFit
25:37
Network.
25:38
Yep.
25:38
Sorry.
25:38
Sorry.
25:39
The CF Network.
25:40
Yeah.
25:41
The Cartoon Network.
25:42
CF Network.
25:45
Free today.
25:46
Flow Elite tomorrow and Sunday.
25:48
And then Sunday night.
25:50
Sunday.
25:51
Sunday.
25:51
Sunday.
25:52
Sunday.
25:56
I will not be on the show,
25:57
but the girls are going to run it
26:00
on their own.
26:02
I can't.
26:03
You know what?
26:04
I'm going to tune in just to see.
26:06
And I will tell you,
26:07
I will tell you,
26:08
I've been watching the chat from yesterday
26:11
and today.
26:12
They got a lot to say.
26:14
Okay.
26:15
Just let you know now.
26:18
Are they taking notes with each other?
26:21
I think that's what the chat is going
26:23
to be is their notes.
26:25
Okay.
26:25
But, like, usually this is the deal.
26:28
They go off on all their stuff,
26:30
and I take it down onto a sheet
26:33
of paper so I know to, like,
26:35
prompt them into their stuff.
26:40
I don't think any prompts are needed.
26:43
After the discussion about what they saw
26:46
yesterday at crash.
26:48
Oh, during the athlete briefing?
26:50
Yep.
26:51
Okay.
26:52
So we're not even like into the
26:54
competition weekend yet.
26:55
And they are, they are,
26:59
they are lit up already.
27:01
I want to text Jamie and see what
27:02
like,
27:02
I want to get in on some of
27:04
that.
27:04
That was like fun.
27:05
Well,
27:06
the funny thing is usually it's Jamie that
27:08
starts that conversation.
27:10
Yeah.
27:10
It's Carolyn this time.
27:12
Oh, Carolyn's fired up.
27:13
Okay.
27:14
And then she got Jamie fired up.
27:18
So it's,
27:20
Is it about Will Plummer half-assing his
27:24
way through the athlete briefing?
27:25
Because we were giving him shit about
27:28
that, but we're his friends, so we can.
27:30
No, that's normal.
27:33
Whatever he...
27:36
That's normal with every competition.
27:38
The demo team half-ass their way through.
27:41
As soon as I saw him, no, dude,
27:43
like doing the demos yesterday and
27:46
whatnot.
27:46
And when he got to the pistols,
27:49
he was literally just,
27:49
he put one foot out and was just
27:51
doing like this.
27:52
I said, I've seen enough.
27:55
Putting Will Plummer on the demo team
27:56
permanently.
27:59
Him and Jack.
28:01
That's it.
28:01
That's two permanent demo team members.
28:03
I mean,
28:03
you go to the games and that's how
28:05
they do it.
28:07
I'm not even sure they put that much
28:08
effort in at the games.
28:11
They're just showing the flow.
28:14
Yeah, no, I know.
28:15
I just like giving Will shit.
28:15
That's what he gets for being nine feet
28:19
taller than me.
28:21
I actually told him yesterday, I said,
28:22
Will can't actually – he's thirty-seven
28:25
feet tall if he demonstrated an actual
28:26
pistol that we'd be here until tomorrow,
28:28
until he actually got back all the way
28:29
up from the ground to standing back up.
28:34
You need a Scott punching bag fill-in for
28:36
Sunday night.
28:38
I think they're just going to be punching
28:39
air.
28:40
It's just –
28:45
I am going to try to jump on
28:46
at some point,
28:47
but I'm not even sure how much of
28:48
Crash I'm going to be able to see
28:49
this weekend to even contribute much to
28:52
the show.
28:53
Yeah.
28:55
Like I said,
28:56
I got to turn my flow back on
28:58
today.
29:00
But with that being said,
29:03
there will be no show Monday.
29:05
No show Monday.
29:08
Sorry, folks.
29:09
Because I'll be driving back from
29:10
Milwaukee,
29:12
and there's no way I can stop at
29:14
the side of the road and do anything.
29:17
Just saying.
29:18
Probably not.
29:20
Probably not.
29:21
And I doubt Vicky and I have a
29:24
whole lot to talk about come Monday
29:25
anyway.
29:29
Call up Rafa.
29:30
Put in Plummer.
29:32
Pull Rafa.
29:34
Insert Plummer.
29:38
We need a cowboy-only show.
29:39
I don't think you guys really want that.
29:41
You really don't.
29:42
I'm going to say that right now.
29:45
That's one of those things that sounds
29:47
good in theory and probably not so much
29:49
in practice.
29:52
Because here's the deal.
29:54
Here's the deal.
29:55
Corey, if he's with somebody,
30:00
he's like the Chatty Cathy pulling his own
30:02
string.
30:04
When he's by himself,
30:06
he has nobody to bounce the stuff off
30:08
of.
30:08
No.
30:08
And he just gets paralyzed.
30:11
That's how much I get paralyzed.
30:12
They would think there's no rails now.
30:15
Like,
30:15
y'all don't understand how my brain works.
30:18
Vicky would be so busy back there trying
30:20
to pull up the random things that I
30:21
was talking about to have some sort of
30:25
guideline to say, hey,
30:26
this is what we're actually doing.
30:27
And by the time she gets something up,
30:29
I'd be on a third.
30:29
I'd be three topics down.
30:32
off to one side like you don't want
30:33
me on here by myself it's not a
30:34
good idea i loved when i was late
30:37
the other day and the first
30:40
Ten seconds is just you with wide eyes
30:42
looking into the camera.
30:44
Because Vicky said,
30:47
you want to do the soft opening first?
30:49
And I was like, yeah, sure, why not?
30:51
And she came on and I was just
30:53
like, oh, shit,
30:53
I don't have anything to say right this
30:56
second.
30:56
I was like, it's just me, guys.
30:58
And I was waiting on Vicky to turn
31:00
it on and she's sitting there trying.
31:02
Oh, it was so good.
31:12
I'm not going to keep you guys much
31:14
longer.
31:14
I know Crash is going on.
31:16
That's the star of the day.
31:18
But guess what I finally watched last
31:20
night?
31:23
Rad.
31:24
Spider-Man A Brand New Day.
31:26
Oh!
31:28
You rented it?
31:30
Or did you actually, like,
31:31
is it still at the theaters?
31:32
Do we need to talk about where I
31:33
get things?
31:35
No, probably not.
31:35
The last time we did, Winter was like,
31:38
hey,
31:38
and I don't need Winter showing up in
31:40
my house with cuffs.
31:42
She's in Florida, dude.
31:43
I don't think she's going to make it
31:45
all the way to Ohio.
31:46
Probably not.
31:48
Probably not.
31:49
I forgot about this.
31:51
We don't need to talk about how I
31:53
watched it.
31:54
I just did.
31:55
Okay.
31:56
Let's just call it what it is.
31:59
Thoughts?
32:01
Oh, I thought it was freaking awesome.
32:03
Yeah, I thought it was pretty good.
32:04
I've been kind of down on the Marvel
32:06
movies lately.
32:08
And...
32:09
this one lifted my spirits right back up.
32:13
It's finally getting him to what he's
32:15
actually supposed to be,
32:16
which is a broke dude putting his stuff
32:19
together all by himself,
32:22
fighting crime on a small scale all by
32:24
himself.
32:25
Instead of, oh,
32:26
I got all this Stark technology just
32:28
laying around,
32:30
this Iron Spider costume and all that
32:31
other stuff that he's just not supposed to
32:34
have.
32:34
He's Spider-Man, dude.
32:36
He's worried about how he's paying his
32:37
rent.
32:39
Like every Spider-Man comic I've ever had
32:41
is like trying to sell pictures to Jane
32:43
Joda Jameson,
32:44
trying to figure out how he's going to
32:45
make his rent,
32:46
trying to help out Aunt May because
32:48
there's a leaky faucet somewhere or
32:49
something.
32:50
He's a regular dude who's also going out
32:52
there and trying to keep some semblance of
32:56
order out in the street.
32:58
This was way more of that,
33:00
and that's why I enjoyed it.
33:02
I think that to highlight that,
33:04
the interaction between him and Bruce
33:05
Banner,
33:06
yeah was essential to that development
33:11
absolutely and i don't want to spoil it
33:13
because it just came out on digital so
33:17
if you haven't watched it yet the the
33:21
the people from the extended marvel
33:23
universe that show up in this movie made
33:26
it super cool there are people that marvel
33:31
did not have access to because they were
33:33
owned by other companies in the movie
33:35
world
33:38
And apparently there's been deal struck,
33:41
things bought out, trades made,
33:43
whatever it's taken.
33:44
And now people from that extended universe
33:47
are showing up.
33:49
And one of them was a jaw dropper
33:51
for me because I did,
33:53
I don't know how,
33:54
but I isolated myself completely from what
33:57
was in this movie.
33:59
Gotcha.
33:59
Yeah.
34:03
That's fair.
34:04
So when the main antagonist shows up,
34:06
that shocked me.
34:08
Oh, yeah.
34:09
Right?
34:12
Yeah.
34:12
Easy.
34:14
I know I'm using book terms there,
34:16
but hopefully...
34:22
Uh, where is it at?
34:24
Where is it at?
34:25
Yeah.
34:25
Uh,
34:25
when it speaks upon saying that winter
34:28
could go on vacation,
34:28
like Beverly Hills cop,
34:29
and then come just investigate where
34:31
you're getting your movies from.
34:35
Yep.
34:35
Yep.
34:36
I'm sure.
34:37
Cause where someone who lives in Florida
34:39
wants to vacation is the middle of Ohio.
34:44
That's a thing, right?
34:45
Yeah,
34:46
like Axel Foley went from Detroit to
34:48
Beverly Hills.
34:49
Yeah.
34:49
A little bit different than Miami to
34:52
Columbus.
34:56
I'm sure there's people all over just
34:58
South Florida, Miami,
35:00
South Beach right now just going, man,
35:02
it is October.
35:03
Where do you think we should go?
35:04
You want to take a little vacation
35:06
getaway?
35:06
Yeah.
35:07
Where do you want to go?
35:07
I was thinking about Columbus, Ohio.
35:10
They just are, you know, Sheboygan.
35:14
Sheboygan sounds like a nice place,
35:16
but you probably heard it.
35:17
Anywhere in Minnesota,
35:19
let's head up there.
35:21
There's way too much, you know,
35:23
ocean breeze and sunshine down here.
35:25
I need to get away from that as
35:26
far as humanly possible.
35:28
We should probably head up to,
35:29
I don't know,
35:30
Milwaukee and go see what Jeremy's doing.
35:33
Do some of that.
35:34
That's what I'm doing this weekend
35:35
because...
35:36
Every time we say,
35:38
my wife and I are like, hey,
35:39
we're taking a trip this weekend.
35:40
They're like, oh, where?
35:40
And we're like, Milwaukee.
35:42
People are like, what?
35:46
Why Milwaukee?
35:48
Oh, I say the same thing.
35:49
The Bears-Packers game.
35:51
They're like, oh, okay, okay.
35:53
Yeah, yeah.
35:53
No, that makes a lot more sense.
35:54
I say the same thing.
35:55
That's the only reason you'd want to go
35:56
to Wisconsin.
35:58
I say the same thing down here when
35:59
people are like,
36:00
we're going to the island.
36:01
I'm like, you're saying my Grand Isle?
36:03
And they're like, yeah.
36:05
Like, why?
36:06
Unless you're going fishing.
36:08
Unless you're going fishing,
36:10
there's no reason to go to Grand Isle
36:12
whatsoever.
36:13
Mud beach.
36:13
You're not surfing by any stretch of the
36:15
imagination.
36:16
The water is brown and muddy.
36:20
There's nothing pretty about it.
36:23
Go to Ohio just for the Warriors.
36:25
Yes.
36:26
That's acceptable.
36:27
Maybe that's what it is.
36:29
I'm sure that's probably what Winter's
36:30
thinking about right now.
36:31
She's like, oh,
36:31
they were talking about that place,
36:32
Wario's.
36:34
There's no good place to get any of
36:37
the cool things around here.
36:38
I'm just going to go to Wario's instead
36:40
and head up to Columbus, Ohio.
36:43
Like somebody in freaking, like on living,
36:45
you know,
36:46
right on the beach in California somewhere
36:48
and be like, this is nice,
36:52
but I really want to go to Idaho.
36:55
Just get me some potatoes.
36:56
Get up in the middle of nothing.
37:00
It's below eighty-five.
37:02
If it's below eighty-five and not humid,
37:04
I'm heading there for vacation.
37:05
I'm done with this heat.
37:07
It has been mid-seventies all week with a
37:10
cool breeze.
37:12
Like during the day?
37:14
Like during the day.
37:16
Here, it's been pretty close to that.
37:18
We woke up this morning and it was
37:20
sixty-nine.
37:21
Nice.
37:24
and it is currently e three degrees and
37:26
sunny outside and then with the storm
37:28
that's passing uh in the gulf like
37:30
tomorrow it's supposed to get super cold
37:33
like tomorrow afternoon like twenty thirty
37:34
mile an hour breeze just blowing out of
37:36
uh out of the east but it's actually
37:40
this morning like i got out and went
37:42
to go coach and one of my six
37:44
a.m girls came in with a hoodie on
37:46
i was like it's not that cold it's
37:48
chilly i get that but like it's not
37:50
it's not really hoodie
37:52
quite you know when I lived in the
37:54
panhandle of Florida the couple days
37:57
before hurricane the weather was always
37:59
the nicest we lost the calm before the
38:03
storm we had it I had a good
38:12
class this morning that's pretty fun
38:14
actually so they had interval work and it
38:20
was every three minutes
38:23
four or five rounds, a hit.
38:27
So the ladies had a ten-calorie echo bike
38:29
and then twenty wall balls.
38:30
The score you're going to win on the
38:31
board is going to be your slowest round,
38:33
right?
38:34
And it's a, I'm killing a bike.
38:36
This bike's stupid.
38:38
I'm trying to explain to them beforehand.
38:40
I'm like, look,
38:42
The bike rewards you exponentially as much
38:46
as you can put out, right?
38:47
So you hit it super hard.
38:49
And instead of taking a minute to do
38:51
ten calories, you can cut that to like,
38:54
thirty five, forty seconds,
38:55
really and truly.
38:56
And then you just get off,
38:58
get over there.
38:58
And by the time you get halfway through,
39:00
you'd be halfway through your wall balls
39:01
before you even notice it.
39:03
And of course.
39:04
They're all, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh.
39:07
So at the end of class, I said,
39:09
all three of y'all, come here.
39:11
I said,
39:11
I want to show y'all something real quick.
39:13
And I got on it.
39:15
I just rode, right, like,
39:16
sixty-two cadence,
39:17
somewhere along those lines.
39:18
And it took about a minute to get
39:20
ten calories.
39:21
I said, now, watch this.
39:23
And I just ramped it up to, like,
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seventy.
39:25
I was holding seventy-two,
39:26
seventy-three the entire time.
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And it cut it down to, like –
39:30
thirty-five, thirty-seven seconds,
39:32
somewhere along those lines,
39:34
and you just swore, yeah, oddly enough,
39:37
Mark, anyway, you just swore,
39:40
and I just gave him, like,
39:42
we just found the holy grail with Indiana
39:45
Jones, like, hold on, I said,
39:47
this is what I'm trying to tell y'all,
39:48
like, a little bit extra effort,
39:52
and this thing rewards you exponentially,
39:55
and
39:56
Plus,
39:56
the fan blowing on your face right now
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feels kind of good.
40:00
It's not just blowing hot air.
40:01
Here's the problem, though.
40:03
So I'm really good at a bike.
40:05
So I give it everything I can because
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that's where I'm going to make up time.
40:10
And then I look like Josh Felix trying
40:13
to throw a sandbag over a bar,
40:16
moving to the next apparatus,
40:19
whatever that may be.
40:20
There might be a little wobble to my
40:22
walk.
40:23
But then you got rest after that, though.
40:27
Sure.
40:28
I mean,
40:28
it's a three minute window to do.
40:31
So there's a fine line to putting in
40:33
a little more effort and killing yourself.
40:35
Oh,
40:35
I wasn't telling him to blast it by
40:38
any stretch of the imagination,
40:39
but I'm in need you to go faster
40:41
than freaking forty seven RPM.
40:43
Like that's just not handling.
40:44
That's not just watching him.
40:46
Just I dude,
40:48
I hang out at the Josh Felix School
40:50
of Pacing.
40:54
I said,
40:56
y'all need to find a line somewhere
40:57
between I don't want to be on this
40:59
bike and I don't want to be on
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this bike,
41:02
so I'm going to get off of it
41:03
as quickly as I possibly can.
41:05
That needs to be somewhere in between
41:06
there.
41:07
It was fun, though.
41:09
Once they figured it out,
41:10
then they wanted to try it.
41:12
And they were like, oh,
41:12
I actually could do,
41:14
I could go faster and then get off
41:15
and do stuff.
41:15
Yeah, I'm aware.
41:16
That's what I've been trying to tell
41:18
y'all.
41:19
Yeah, I'll fix one.
41:20
The first run was so fast,
41:23
he got six no reps on the bag
41:25
over the bar.
41:26
Because he just didn't, yeah, that's,
41:29
KDL's got, yeah, they kept,
41:32
they brought it up like three different
41:33
times.
41:35
You know what else they brought up?
41:36
They said that Josh Felix ran fast because
41:38
he was trying to win back Alexis on
41:40
the first lap.
41:47
That was by Peter White.
41:51
I stole that right from him.
41:53
He gets full credit.
41:55
He gets full credit.
41:56
One of the reasons why I love our
42:01
community so much is that with everybody
42:04
knowing everybody and with everybody
42:05
knowing everybody's business,
42:07
is that you get that kind of stuff.
42:10
Yeah.
42:11
Why is Jacques Fias running so fast?
42:12
He's trying to get Alexis back.
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Oh.
42:16
Oh.
42:18
I will say, if you weren't watching,
42:20
Hobart and Angelo went completely silent
42:23
after that.
42:24
Oh, yeah.
42:24
Absolutely.
42:25
They were like.
42:25
Yeah.
42:28
We don't know how to follow that.
42:30
And I love Peter because he threw that
42:32
out there and it just kept on going,
42:35
just acted like nothing happened and just
42:37
kept on talking about other stuff that was
42:39
going on at the time.
42:40
It was fantastic, dude.
42:42
Holy smokes.
42:46
Meg, you say Nickelback,
42:48
everything under the sun tour,
42:50
tickets go on pre-sale Tuesday if you
42:51
care.
42:52
I care as much about that as I
42:53
do about the real name of a trapeze
42:55
bar.
42:56
The IPS, the IBS system.
43:00
FYI, if you don't know,
43:01
people that might be listening are going
43:03
to hear me complain about IBS.
43:04
It stands for irritable bowel syndrome,
43:07
which you don't want.
43:09
Just throwing that out there.
43:11
IPS, good.
43:12
IBS, bad.
43:14
Stop calling the IPS system.
43:17
Stop it.
43:19
It's a trapeze bar.
43:20
All right, guys.
43:23
With that,
43:24
we'll let you get back to Crash.
43:26
Hope you all have a great weekend,
43:29
and maybe I'll see you Tuesday.
43:31
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
43:33
room to jazz me up.
43:35
I'm already jazzy.
43:55
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
43:56
we cover it all.
43:59
Midday motivation every time we press
44:02
call.
44:04
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboys,
44:05
bring the heat.
44:06
CrossFit movies, music on repeat.
44:08
Half-hour hustle, yeah,
44:09
we're building that brand.
44:10
Grab a plate, shoot.