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Episode 19: Gabby, Gerbils, and Giggles · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The play is in Confused. Podcast is rated M for marijuana,
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  Speaker 1: no miners, but your audience is only listen to this.
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  Speaker 2: So I go to the gym last week for the
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  Speaker 2: first time in a very long time. It's been a
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  Speaker 2: long time since I set foot in the awful gym
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  Speaker 2: up the street from where I live, right, Okay, So
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  Speaker 2: I get in the car, I go down, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: all proud of myself because I'm about to like squeeze
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  Speaker 2: a workout in which again, it's been a while, been
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  Speaker 2: a long.
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  Speaker 1: Time, it's been a while. So here I am driving, driving, driving,
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  Speaker 1: get to the gym. I go to make a left
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  Speaker 1: into the gym.
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  Speaker 2: Here comes this jackwagon on the opposite side of the road,
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  Speaker 2: making a right into the gym, and well, we both
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  Speaker 2: went to go turn at the same time into the gym,
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  Speaker 2: and a little bit of road.
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  Speaker 1: Rage ensued, and you know, like one does.
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  Speaker 2: I threw my hands up in the air, and with
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  Speaker 2: the top down on the jeep and all the windows down,
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  Speaker 2: I yelled, what the hell are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: So we pull into the gym. I get out of
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  Speaker 1: my car.
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  Speaker 2: He's on the opposite end of the parking lot, and
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  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I hear I, white boy, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: white boy, we got a problem, white boy? Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 2: yeah you yeah, yeah, you, we got a fucking problem.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me, we got a fucking problem. And I'm there like, no,
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  Speaker 2: so this is why I don't go to the gym.
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  Speaker 2: There we go, That's why you don't go to the gym.
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  Speaker 2: Then we awkwardly worked out in the same gym on like,
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  Speaker 2: I avoided this motherfucker obviously. So I went to one
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  Speaker 2: end of the gym and he went to the other.
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  Speaker 2: And the whole time I'm like looking up and making
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  Speaker 2: sure he's not gonna kill me. But yeah, so I
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  Speaker 2: guess the lesson in this story is don't throw your
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  Speaker 2: hands up if somebody cuts you off road, rages alive and.
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah we got a problem, or just don't go
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  Speaker 3: to the gym all together, just left.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I would have just worked out at home and.
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  Speaker 1: Then turn around and left. I thought about it. But
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  Speaker 1: then he wins.
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  Speaker 3: You know, so when you're when you're in there, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: were you guys like you make an eye contact?
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  Speaker 5: Were you?
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  Speaker 1: Were you very aware?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I was very aware. I was very aware. He's over there,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go over here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, So did you actually work out or
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  Speaker 3: are you just on like is alert the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: I was definitely on high alert the whole time. You
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  Speaker 1: know me too.
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  Speaker 2: Anytime I work out by myself, not with the trainer,
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  Speaker 2: it's always short as it is.
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  Speaker 1: It was extra short this day. Yeah, how long were
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  Speaker 1: you in there? Maybe twenty minutes? Fifteen minutes? It was bad.
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  Speaker 1: It was a speed workout.
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  Speaker 2: I went on the treadmill and I noticed, like I
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  Speaker 2: kept having to like turn around and look over my shoulder.
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  Speaker 2: I know she was galking at me the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: And then I thought, you know what, I think that's
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  Speaker 2: enough for today.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Okada, Well, stop pissing people off.
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  Speaker 1: White white boy.
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  Speaker 3: White boys a problem, white boy. It's so funny when
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  Speaker 3: when you were doing that, like my hands were in
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  Speaker 3: the air, I thought like, ah, just like some typical
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  Speaker 3: white guy, you know, flailing their arms in the air.
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  Speaker 2: But it's flailing your arms in the air, a white
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  Speaker 2: person thing since one, sort of since one, Gabby, what
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  Speaker 2: do you think? Kind of right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean usually I just start cursing. Wait are
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  Speaker 4: we allowed to curse on here?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I thought you guys weren't anymore. I was gonna say, I.
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  Speaker 1: If we're not allowed to.
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  Speaker 4: Really you're really counting the one time and I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I'm oh, yeah, to a consciousness like episodes ago.
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  Speaker 3: But we don't want to just come off as like
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  Speaker 3: a trashy talk show, you know, and no, oh, well.
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  Speaker 1: Know what you think of us.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I thought I was here for.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, shit, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I was at a wedding over the weekend and there
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  Speaker 3: were people that came up to me that listened to
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  Speaker 3: the podcast, which was super great to hear, and one
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  Speaker 3: of the persons came up. One of the people came
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  Speaker 3: up to me and said, Hey, you asked that Wizard
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  Speaker 3: of Oz question two times?
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  Speaker 1: What Wizard of Oz qua? Where were they going? What
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  Speaker 1: city were they going to see? Oz? Did you fuck
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  Speaker 1: it up? Both times? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I got it right, got it right the second time,
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  Speaker 3: did you? And coincidentally, our guest today is the person
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  Speaker 3: I watched that movie with the first time, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, what, I was probably twenty one, twenty years old.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of the few movies I genuinely really enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 2: I know you do, and she loves that movie too,
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  Speaker 2: but I remember her telling me about it and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I never saw that movie.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, we have to watch it.
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  Speaker 3: And I watched it, and I don't know if you
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  Speaker 3: recall my review of the movie, but I thought it
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  Speaker 3: was fine. It's fine, but like when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 3: so maybe the magic wasn't there, you know what I mean, Gabby?
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  Speaker 1: You like the Wizard of Oz? Have you seen that
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  Speaker 1: they're doing it at the sphere in Vegas?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 1: It's it's like an AI version of it.
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  Speaker 4: The only reason I would ever want to go to Vasion.
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  Speaker 2: But now the purist though, hate it though, because they
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  Speaker 2: think that it ruined the movie. Because again, like AI
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  Speaker 2: added so much to it. You're seeing a little teeny
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  Speaker 2: tiny bit of the picture. It's like this full immersive experience.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if it's The Wizard of Oz, it's just
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  Speaker 4: it doesn't mean you have to like it more than
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  Speaker 4: the original. It's still part of the experience.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'll tell you what I want to go see. Well, first, uh,
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  Speaker 2: I got to watch the original. But have you seen
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  Speaker 2: Spinal Tap?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Of course, so apparently Spinal Tap two is out now?
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  Speaker 2: Good? I mean put it this way. The people that
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  Speaker 2: have spoken to me about it, I have had nothing
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  Speaker 2: but great things. I have to watch the first one.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I've attempted to watch this movie before,
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  Speaker 2: but I feel I also maybe spinal.
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  Speaker 1: Tap would hold my attention. Is it longer than an
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  Speaker 1: hour and a half? Probably, I think so.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember I watched it so many years ago,
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  Speaker 3: but somebody did just recently invite me to go see
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  Speaker 3: the new one in theaters, and I kind of passed,
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  Speaker 3: why because I'll watch it when it comes out and
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  Speaker 3: is streaming somewhere, you know. Interested, Yeah, it's okay, I'll
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  Speaker 3: watch that. I'll watch it when it's streaming. I didn't
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  Speaker 3: need to see it in the theater. I was gonna
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  Speaker 3: pull that for a trivia question for you this week,
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  Speaker 3: but I decided not to Spinal tap.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about it? But just about the the coming out?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, I asked the I asked that at my
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  Speaker 2: trivia night this past week, and a lot of people
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  Speaker 2: got that wrong. The question was an iconic eighties music
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  Speaker 2: movie just got a reboot, but what's the original called?
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  Speaker 2: And a lot of people were like, Footloose. A lot
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  Speaker 2: of people guess Footloose. A lot of people are stupid
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  Speaker 2: foose reboot? Didn't you tell me they got rich.
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  Speaker 3: They got that home alone question wrong too, John Candy
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  Speaker 3: and like, yeah, come on, it was funny. Gabby's not
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  Speaker 3: even a movie person, by the way, it was funny.
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  Speaker 3: It was really crossing her fingers at The questions today
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  Speaker 3: were not movie theme, but go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: When I asked that question, there was this dude that
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  Speaker 2: had just walked into the restaurant where I do the trivia,
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  Speaker 2: and he wasn't even playing, but he was walking to
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  Speaker 2: his seat and he kept coming up to me saying,
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  Speaker 2: I'm really kicking myself. What movie he's Catherine O'Hara, Joe
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  Speaker 2: Peshi and John.
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  Speaker 1: Ky and I don't think there's a movie. They're not
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  Speaker 1: in a movie together.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, come on, it's it's also amazing doing
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  Speaker 2: trivia every week. You really meet the Betty better than
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  Speaker 2: yous of the world. Yeah, the no, it all so
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  Speaker 2: Betty better than you. I never heard that before. What
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  Speaker 2: do you mean you never heard that? I've never heard
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  Speaker 2: that phrase before. Do you mean you've never heard that
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  Speaker 2: better than you? Have you heard that before?
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  Speaker 4: Never?
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  Speaker 1: What the year is Debbie Downer better? I've heard that
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  Speaker 1: one better than Betty better than you? I never heard.
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  Speaker 3: Our pitch sister Gabby gonna lose it on us today.
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  Speaker 3: I have a feeling he's joining us for the show.
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  Speaker 3: Episode eighteen. Gabby, tell us a little bit about you
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  Speaker 3: really quick. You are a manager or assistant manager?
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  Speaker 1: Now I am in the convenience store world. I am
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  Speaker 1: not at seven eleven, not at seven eleven, one of them?
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  Speaker 1: Eight twelve, eight twelve twelve? What's eight twelve?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, geez, we didn't even spark this thing. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: flew right over you. Damn great.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's telling how this show is going to go. Wow,
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  Speaker 3: So you manage everybody, you're a manager. I manage a lot,
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  Speaker 3: deal with a lot of bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, more bullshit with people, or more bullshit with the customers,
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  Speaker 2: Like I mean, you know, not people are customers, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean? He doesn't think customers are people?
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  Speaker 2: Talk more bullshit with the employee employees, or more.
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  Speaker 1: With the customers customers? Yeah, people just they're all terrible.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell did you call her betty better than you?
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  Speaker 4: Karen?
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  Speaker 1: Ever heard that? No?
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  Speaker 3: Really, is there another one besides Debbie Downer Betty better
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  Speaker 3: than Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What's another one? Joe Blow? He's their uncle.
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  Speaker 2: It's Joe Peshy's cousin. They're all home alone. Yeah, one big,
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  Speaker 2: happy family.
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  Speaker 1: We are family. I got Betty better than you with me.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard to say. You spit it right out. Good,
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  Speaker 3: Betty better than you, Betty better than you. Can you
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  Speaker 3: say it really fast, Betty better than you, Betty better
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  Speaker 3: than you, Betty better than you.
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  Speaker 4: No, ended up spitting somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is episode nineteen, Gabby is all right, it's eighteen.
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  Speaker 3: This is episode nineteen. I promise you, and you said
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  Speaker 3: eighteen earlier. So this is episode eighteen or nineteen, one
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  Speaker 3: of those. I think it's eighteen. Pretty sure it's eighteen.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna look it up really quick.
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  Speaker 1: God, I think it's I don't have time for it either.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see.
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  Speaker 2: I want to make a bet. I think it's eighteen.
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  Speaker 2: What do you want to bet? I think it's eighteen.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling to smack in the face if you're wrong.
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  Speaker 1: If you do that. Anyway, we're on episode nineteen. Team,
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  Speaker 1: let's start this shit.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome to the Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel,
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  Speaker 5: The trivia podcast where the questions are high.
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  Speaker 1: And so are they.
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  Speaker 4: Hates.
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  Speaker 5: Time to spark your curiosity and light up some knowledge
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  Speaker 5: though Blazed and Confused podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Starts now, episode nineteen.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Becker. I have been up an alert
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  Speaker 3: since about seven this morning. Joel just woke up about
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  Speaker 3: twenty five minutes ago. Yeah, well so it should be
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  Speaker 3: a great show. That's my friend Joel, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: in my day off, what do you what do you
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  Speaker 3: expect to? Gabby is our guest. Gabby, everybody, yes, everybody us,
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  Speaker 3: that's studio, audience and the people that are listening. This
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  Speaker 3: is the first episode in a while we haven't had
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  Speaker 3: an extra member you know here listening in.
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  Speaker 1: I like that though.
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  Speaker 3: I watched their facial expressions and I can tell if
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  Speaker 3: things are like bombing or not.
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  Speaker 1: It's always good great. So we have nobody to tell
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  Speaker 1: us if it's bombing to that means it's gonna suck.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Gabby's face will tell all, I promise.
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  Speaker 2: So. Gabby's a friend and a loyal, loyal listener of
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  Speaker 2: the pod. Right, Yeah, you've listened to every episode.
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  Speaker 4: I've never listened to a single one. I wanted to
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  Speaker 4: be fresh. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: I said last week that we hate with people I
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  Speaker 1: know that's why I said. You guys said that's no.
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  Speaker 4: I've listened to every single one.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to be fresh. What's your favorite one
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  Speaker 1: so far? And don't say the one with my sister?
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  Speaker 4: Oh fuck, all right, I do love your sister, just
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: because the banter is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to bring Kelly back. She was a
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: great guest. Well have her back sometime in the future.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Kelly, come back, like right now.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, every time Kelly opens her mouth, I feel understood.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I do. I feel like, what does she say
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  Speaker 1: that makes you feel?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I really I can't put my finger
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  Speaker 2: on and I just feel less alone in the troubled
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: world out there. When when Kelly starts speaking great. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if i'd admit that, but I feel
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  Speaker 2: the opposite way. You just feel alone, steel alone, or
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: maybe you just wish you were alone, like an only child,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Like, I'm sure how she feels, Gabby. What
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  Speaker 2: kind of questions do you think we're gonna have today
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  Speaker 2: for you? Or what what are you hoping I'm hoping for?
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  Speaker 4: Not fucking movies.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to look here at maybe one.
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  Speaker 4: No, thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, She's a. She's a good, respectable girl.
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  Speaker 4: Not quite not just kidding.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we have ten questions for you. Is the wrapid round?
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  Speaker 3: We uh done in sixty seconds. All these questions I
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  Speaker 3: think are pretty cool because some are easy, and I
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  Speaker 3: think the theme of the question it's all over the place,
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  Speaker 3: which I think is cool.
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  Speaker 4: All Right, So you just said there's a theme, but
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  Speaker 4: it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's I meant the themes are all over the place, yep.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know why I would press that one.
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  Speaker 3: Why these questions are all over the place. And probably
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  Speaker 3: the same could be said for the show.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do this thing. Let's do this thing? Please? All right, Gabby,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. What are the five senses?
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  Speaker 4: Touch, smell, taste, sight, and sound?
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  Speaker 1: Very good? Got it?
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  Speaker 3: How often are the Olympic Games held four years? Every
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  Speaker 3: four years?
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  Speaker 2: Ye?
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  Speaker 1: Now, you got it?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, great?
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  Speaker 1: Four? What animal flaps its ears to cool down elephants?
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  Speaker 1: Got it? What is the main ingredient in guacamole?
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  Speaker 4: Avocado?
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  Speaker 1: Disgusting? What's the name of the wizarding school in Harry
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  Speaker 1: Potter Hogwarts? Got it? A word that means the same
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  Speaker 1: as another word?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: What A person who studies space and stars is called
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  Speaker 2: a what astronom?
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  Speaker 4: Astronomer?
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  Speaker 5: Got it?
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  Speaker 1: The past tense of run is got it? What's a
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  Speaker 1: baby frog called?
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  Speaker 4: Depends?
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  Speaker 3: The Statue of Liberty was a gift from what country?
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  Speaker 4: France?
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  Speaker 1: Got its? You missed one? A word that means the
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  Speaker 1: same as another word.
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  Speaker 4: It's called synonym.
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  Speaker 2: You got it?
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  Speaker 1: Got them all? Yeah? I hope she would. These are
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  Speaker 1: third grade level fucking plas.
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  Speaker 4: Listen. Would you have gotten along?
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  Speaker 1: Probably? Yeah, that's how you know they're way too easy?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well do you have another set? Because I'm ready?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 2: Are the Olympic Games held? What do you say every
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  Speaker 2: two years? Well, two different kinds, but the summer of
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  Speaker 2: the Olympics. Yeah, but they each one happens every four years. Well,
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  Speaker 2: then you should have specified how often are se I'm
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  Speaker 2: with That actually trip me up, even though yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got it correct though, see that would have
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  Speaker 3: been more difficult, but I gave. I would have said
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  Speaker 3: too easy. And how about guacamole? I think avocado is disgusting? Really,
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  Speaker 3: I agree that avocado is gross.
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  Speaker 2: However, I will say in recent years I've discovered that guacamole,
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  Speaker 2: if it's seasoned the right way, is not bad.
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  Speaker 1: But here's the thing that I don't get about season it.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the more salt the better.
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  Speaker 2: I think, Well, okay, I don't know some of the
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  Speaker 2: some of the times people say, oh, try thisami, it's great.
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  Speaker 1: And I say, what does this taste like? Though? Because
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  Speaker 1: to me, it's just as mushy bland, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I think the texture is really weird. It's mushy. It's creamy, right,
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes some people make it really creamy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never been a fan. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's really discussing.
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  Speaker 4: I'll take an avocado in any way, shape or form.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, how do you season your avocados?
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  Speaker 4: Salt and pepper, but not a lot of salt? Like
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: you don't eat you said, I didn't know what that meant.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what else would you put on them? Like
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: does salt help them a lot?
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: No?
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: I mean any salt enhances the flavor of anything.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: But you don't.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: You can just eat an avocado, you like walkam only
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: like on like a lot of things, like everything you
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: put like it a dip, right, you use it with chips.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: I will eat it on anything like avocado and eggs,
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: avocado on a burger, Oh yeah, on a burger. It's
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: so good.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: What would you ruin food like that? I think you
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: lost me on that one. For food. It's a shame,
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: isn't it. Oh hey, lou see, Oh look at this?
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: Hello, careful.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Fight?
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: What do you mean careful?
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: She that she just barks a lot.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: We gotta work in progress, and we're working.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: On This is her house. This is not our house.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: I hate when people say that though, that oh it's
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: my parents were over yesterday and she did her ship.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: She barked, and my dad's like.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, this is her turf, and it's like, yeah,
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: so what doesn't mean that she should be allowed to
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: bark her ass off like a freaking nimrod.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: What you do here because this is your house and
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: you know that you're like safe, here is her territory.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: She's doing her job pretty much.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: She's sitting behind you, protecting you, or maybe you're protecting her.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: She always looks worried, but she's so cute.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: She is really cute.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: We're working on it.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: She gets better every day, Yeah, a little bit better
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: every day. And we have a treat today from Gabby.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: She brought she's it pizza?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Wow, you enjoy?
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: I know you just got done doing what before we
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: got here? Editing, editing, editing or editing editing an entire
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: box of the family sized cheese. It's extra toasty, of course.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Did you share them with your family, Lucy? Or was
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: it you were the family? The family?
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: But hear me out, though one person killing an entire
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: box or cheese, it's between two days.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: That's not that unheard of, is it. No people have
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: done it?
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Should they?
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: No? No?
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: Have they got Yeah?
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: I suppose and you had the munchies, I assume is
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: why you tore through them. Oh yeah maybe maybe all
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: that's up. Yeah, it was crazy. I went to the
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: grocery store last week. I have the meal prep service,
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: so they cooked my main meals. I get like my
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: dinners through them.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: So I really when I go to the grocery store
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: maybe once or twice a month, I stuck up on
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: you know, the essentials, coffee, stuff to drink. Yeah that's
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: about it. So man, I went to the grocery store
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: last week. I spent like one hundred and twenty five dollars.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I feel like I got nothing. I feel like I
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: got two cases of soda and a bag of chip
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: five dollars.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Seriously, I mean in a forty dollars box of family
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: sized cheese. That's yeah. That thing is like nine dollars now,
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: oh my god. Yeah you're really good though they are.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Do you get the extra toasty? Yeah? Of course, extrasty
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: And it's crazy. You can't eat just one like you
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: have to keep going. Yeah, what is in there that
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: makes it? I think cheese?
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: What? The goldfish are the same way. It's hard to
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: eat just one like they It's like cracking there or something.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: You have to keep eating.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go pre eat that oven right there real quick?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: You want to do you have some hold music? Yeah,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: I'll put the whole Yeah. While you're in there, can
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: you get me a bog cos tea?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Your estimated way time is fifteen minutes. I was looking
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: at your what is that a ninja? What do they
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: call those things? A airfire? What? What is that thing
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: you have?
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, it's like a all in one So it's
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: an air fryer. It's a toaster oven. You can do
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: everything in there.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Do you use it a lot? I use that a lot? Yeah?
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Have you ever cleaned it once. No, can you tell?
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was like, oh, maybe this pizza will
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: fit in this little oven here. No, I wouldn't put
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: it in there anyway. Why it's just crumbs, I know,
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: but they get all like baked in there. It's very
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: hard to How would you even go about cleaning that?
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: There's certain things that aren't made to be cleaned an, I.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Don't believe that. If you believe that, that's fine.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure there's things out there that you
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: know you don't clean, though you have a maid service
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: that comes. Wait, enough of this.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: We may not have all the answers, but they have
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: all the snacks. He's still blazed and confused.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Podcast. Oh man, the mosquitoes got me bad yesterday. I'm
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: like scratching a hole in my skeeters at your gig
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: in the park.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: No.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Actually, I was taking the dog out yesterday here at
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: the apartment building. And is that bad out there? Yeah?
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: No, the well, I had the dog in the dog
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: park at the apartment building. More running around, and yeah,
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: they're bad out there anyway.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear. Then you have sympathy for my bug.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: I'm just thinking, like if you put pants on, well,
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: I see his hand doing something that looks bad. It's
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: not as bad as that looks.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Now you know question number one. Commercials and jingles. Let's
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: start with this.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: So you were like alive for this, So I hope
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: that you get this correct because I wasn't. It's one
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: way about it, one way of saying you're old without
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: saying you're old.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: That's fine. Yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Which company used the famous slogan reach out and touch
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: someone in their commercials?
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Reach out and touch someone? Do you remember it? No,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: reach out and touch someone.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I feel like it was like a phone company. Oh,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: reach out and touch someone. Reach out and fun someone,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: reach out.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: With their permission. After you get consent, reach out and
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: someone just can't reach out and do it. You got
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: to reach out and touch someone, right.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, reach out and touch someone. Gabby has no idea
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: in my head.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Actually it popped into my head and I don't know why.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Do you know it, Joel like O your age?
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: No?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: I think by the time I was really hoping that
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: you could like read it how it was read or
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: said he reach out and touch.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Someone like reach out. That's not how they said, That's
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: how they said it. Like I always have to reiterate
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: that I really like doing this show with him, but
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get canceled.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Are they singing it? You should have like you should
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: have pulled up the clip so that you could play
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: yead and touch. That's why they don't use it anymore.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: That's something like that. I'm going to say, like AT
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: and T or something like that. Are you kidding me?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Did I get it?
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: All?
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: I also that one out of reach out. I'm like, oh, well,
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: telephone reaching out to something. How did you reach out
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: to people back in the day.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: That's not what I was thinking at all.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: AT and T wow to reach out to like someone?
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Do you remember them using that sort of reach out?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Does it say a year?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna find out right now.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: I feel like that was like nineteen eighty nine to
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: like nineteen ninety three, So it says AT and T
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: first introduced the slogan reach out and touch the one
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: in nineteen seventy nine, oh Wow, as part of a
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: long running advertising campaign created by nw Ayer and Son.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: It was one of the most recognizable taglines in telecom history.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Was heavily used throughout the eighties and into the early
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: nineties to encourage long distance calling.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I was right. I did pretty good on
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: that one too.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: All right, this is a new category. We haven't ever
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: had a question like this. But the category is logos.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna describe to you what the logo looks like. Okay,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: and you're gonna tell me what the logo is. A
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: red and blue circle with a wave through the middle.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Ocean spray.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: No, all right, so no, it's not that. I don't
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's that.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: But when I asked this at my trivia night, a
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: lot of people wrote that, let me look up the
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: ocean spray.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Like, I think ocean spray's just blue? You said red
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: and blue circle. Yeah, ocean spray is just blue. A
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: red and blue circle with a wave through the middle. Man,
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: that's tough.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: It also isn't really a wave.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Oh you're looking at it. Do you know what the
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: answer is because you're looking at it? Yeah, Well she can't.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: I know I could pole because you helped me.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: I mean it's Joel's fault that you can see what's
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: going on right now. So I'm gonna go with Gabby
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: form my lifeline.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: No, No, you can't do that. Just joking. It's joking.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sorry. I think I got it wrong.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: All right, Correc Dancer is Pepsi. Oh man, Now that's
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: a good one. That's a good one.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: So is it not a wave? I think it's a way.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's not like a wave that you would
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: like an ocean wave. It's just like a white banner.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: I would call it like a white banner.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this looks pretty waver to make that one.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: That's not what I think of when I think of
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: the original Pepsi though.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: See Pepsi has a bunch of logos. This is their logo.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Now this looks like this is fifty years ago.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: That's what I think of when I think of the
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: original logo.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: They went back to the og one. Yeah, I gotta
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: come over there and see.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: You go on Google, you search Pepsi logo suggestions, Pepsi
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: logo wallpaper. Who the fuck is setting their wallpaper to
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: the Pepsi logo? I mean not to judge, but geez,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: look how many wallpapers there are for the logo. This
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: is crazy.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Somebody had to be the trend question three.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: All right, so it's a new category. I came up
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: with this sporty cities by color. Sporty cities by color.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the colors for
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: each of the sports teams, and you're gonna tell me
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: what the city is. Jesus Okay, let's try it, all right?
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: So football navy and orange. Baseball red white and blue,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: red white and black. For hockey, what's the city?
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: One more time?
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: So football is navy and orange. Baseball is red white
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: and blue. Hockey is red, white and black. What's the city?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: The navy and blue is navy an orange? Maybe blue
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: navy an orange and that's NFL.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, navy and orange is football. Baseball is red white
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: and blue. Hockey is red, white and black. Do you
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: know what I will say?
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Here's one. Here's I'll give you a hint.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: There's two baseball teams in this city, and I'm only
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: giving you one of them.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: What's the other one?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Well, I can't tell you what the other one is.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: No, I mean, like, what's the other colors?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I guess it'd be black and white.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: What doesn't help?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Man? I am struggling with this one. I feel like
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: the do you think you might say anything?
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: Can I?
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know baseball or hockey like at all. But
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: I feel like the only navy and orange that I'm
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: thinking of isn't the Broncos.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna go with no.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Don't say I didn't know.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I was copy for my life on Denver.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: That's Denver?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Is it Denver? Denver is incorrect?
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: That was not me?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: I know it was me. I'm so the correct answer
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: is Chicago, oh man.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: So navy and orange is the Bears, Red white and
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: blue is the Cubs, black Hawks?
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Is hockey, red white and black.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know a white Chicago white, so that would
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: have been like the only one I probably knew.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: That was a really difficult one. That was a really
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: good concept. Thank you. Did you come up with that
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: on your own? Or did I did?
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Cool?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I did love that. We'll do that again for sure.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Well done. Okay, So I have
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: one more for you right now. I got to study,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: yeah question for twenty what.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Study my colors? My team colors? New category. The last
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: word has to do with the last lines and the
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: last words of books. Which classic children's novel ends with
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: the line It's not often that someone comes along who's
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both sorry,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: what classic children's novel ends with the line It's not
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: often that someone comes along who's the true friend?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: And a good writer? Charlotte was both you don't get that.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say Charlotte's Web because it seems to
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: make sense.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Final answer, Yeah, you sure about that kind of please.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Let it be right like Babysitters Club.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, dude. You wouldn't believe the amount of
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: people that got that wrong. At my trivia night last week.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: The answer was in the question Yes, that's like when
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I asked him about like which Wade more steal or
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: a kilogram of feathers.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: And he was like, no, that one was more. I
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: mean that could have been a trick question.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: It was a trick question. He goes, is a kilogram
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: of very many or something like that?
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: What you're about to learn absolutely nothing? Go Blazed and
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Confused podcast.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Hate What do you tell that story? Oh?
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I'm just joking with you. We should put that pizza
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: in the oven though. All right, let's go to my questions.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Question number one.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: All right, I like when you give me the category
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: for your questions, So I'm going to start doing that. Okay,
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: music and TV history. Okay, what were the first words
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: spoken when MTV launched at twelve oh one am on
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: August first, nineteen eighty one?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: The first words spoken?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: What were the first words spoken when MTV launched at
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: twelve oh one am on August first, nineteen eighty one?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Dun due? D you remember?
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: Is this common knowledge?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I don't think I think it is. So are you
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: talking about like the moon landing? Like the intro of
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: the moon landing? There's words that are spoken after that,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I think, And he said word.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I can't remember that the whole opener right now, but
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: there were words spoken eventually.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: It's like six words. I thought you would know this.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think this is common knowledge.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Did they say it every time?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Then?
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Like, was it like the opener every time?
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: No, it was like, this is the premiere of MTV,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: and they had this whole opener in.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: The premiere of MTV that could have been it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: You giving up?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I mean like I've seen you know, the first hour
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: of MTV about a billion times. Very beginning though, Oh.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: This is gonna do? What if? No, he says that
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: though it's Mark Goodman, it's the dude. I don't know.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Give it up.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm giving up, all right. Nineteen eighty one.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: That was twelve oh one away, twelve oh one am
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: MTV launched and it said Ladies and Gentlemen rock and roll.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: That's how they kicked it off. That was the first
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: voice you heard when it kicked off.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, they did say ladies and gentlemen of rock and
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: roll every hour, at the top of every hour. So
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: did they really, Yeah, every hour at the top of
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: every hour. Yes, that's part of the rocket that's part
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: of the rocket launch, the moon landing. Oh fuck, I
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: guess you're right. And you didn't even know it though somehow, Yeah,
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: because you made it sound like it was the only
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: first time. What a box question?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: That one, right, fine question too? What a friend? All right?
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Education slash acronym. You know when someone says they're an
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: to go to college to get their m b A.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: What does m b A stand for?
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: M b A? Oh?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, oh, m b A Masters of Business? Uh, Gabby,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: do you know?
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: I think I do?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you think he's on the right track.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I do think he is on the right Masters, Masters
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: of BATI, Masters of Patient.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Association, the Masters of Patient Association. I got my m
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: b A, me too, It's that easy.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: What does MBA stand for the Masters of Turkey Turkey?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: He's close, right, we'll do it, yeahs of I don't know. Now,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: all you have is BASI in your that's a lot, said,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: all right, you got it wrong, Gabby. Do you know
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: what it is?
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Is it Masters of Business Administration?
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: It's Master of Business Administration? Yeah, Gabby, got it right.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: We'll give her a point.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Thanks, No, I need there you go. You didn't need it,
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: but I'll take it.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Great. I'm gonna go get my NBA. But the first one.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I don't want the second one. I want the first one. Leave. Yeah, well, definitely.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Question three, it's just three or four? Three? Okay?
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Banned animals band animals, that's the category, or you can
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: call them animals. Which US state has banned hamsters as
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: pets because of environmental concerns? Which US state has banned
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: hamsters as pets?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Jean, no idea. I got one and fifty shot. I
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: think the odds are worse than that.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: Hm.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Any guesses? Wait, how would the odds worse than that? One?
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: In fifty shots? There's fifty states? How could the odds
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: possibly be worse. Yeah, I guess you're right. What the
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: fuck I mean, I'm an idiot? Shot.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know that there's a big push to
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: get Canada to become a state, but I don't think
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: that ship's ever gonna happen.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I think people need to give up on that Canada
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: of America. Yeah, which US state has banned hamsters as
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: pets due to environmental concerns. So think of a state
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: then maybe has like a lot of greenery, greenery, you
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: want to keep it safe, and you want to get
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Washington state.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: No wrong, Oregon?
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: No?
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Am I wrong? Like wrong area? Colorado?
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: No?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Your mom? Yep, wow wow wow. The answer is Hawaii.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say that too.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't have a hamster in Hawaii. Did you
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: have a hamster growing up? I did? Did you remember this?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: One time?
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: It bit me and I didn't know and I was
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: like in the bathroom washing my hands and blood was
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: just squirting out all over the walls, the smallest little
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: puncture in my fingers.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Now they had I had a ham Did you have
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: a hamster?
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Nah?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: You had a hamster?
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: I did my first hamster, MC hamstermc hamps not even
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: kidding third grade name for a hamster. He was amazing.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: He was the best.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: What was your hamster's name? I couldn't tell you. You
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: don't remember you went through a lot of them? That
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: you went through a lot of them, Yeah, Jaz what
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: did you do to them?
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Do anything right?
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: No?
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, throw a lot of them, next paper
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I love animals.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Speaking of hamsters, did you ever hear the legend about
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: the story about Gerbil Jerry the weatherman?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: No, you've never heard about this. You know about this?
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I haven't know. No.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Apparently back in the day there was like a weatherman
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: around here named Jerry, and uh he had a little
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: bit too much fun with a Gerbil and showed up
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: about the e R with a Gerbil in his ash?
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Is that a real thing? I hear about that, but
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: I cannot imagine.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Give nicknamed Gerbil Jerry. That's horrible weather man that put
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: a Gerbil up his ass. Your internet providers.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Like, it's probably like urban aw man, it's fake. Huh ah.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: That story is an urban legend. There's no so this
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: is what chachipt says. Our good friend uh Ai Andrew.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: No hospital reports, no credible witnesses, nothing, just a classic
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: example of a gerbiling rumor a.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Joel's kind of sad about it. It didn't happen after all.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Question for how many astrological signs are there.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. That's how many there are,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Gavvy do you know? Yeah, Gaby, I'll go to my
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: life pretty easy, I'll go to my lifeline eight.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Poor, you know you're getting worse.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Do you know what they're based on? They're based on
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: like the time of year, maybe you know certain months.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: Do you know what you are?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I think my virgo right? Yes, you are right? Yes?
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: So are you?
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: No?
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: No, you're a libra yes, and you're a cancer. I
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: am very emotional.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: And I'm very indecisive.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: What's you looking up?
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Oh? Are you cheating?
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: I'm looking up Gerbil Jared, Oh my god, leave it alone.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: You want to take a I guess at this question. Uh,
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: I'm going to my lifeline do.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: It twelve twelve?
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Based on their months?
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's based on oh wow, there's one for a
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: month pretty much. Yeah, they're like spaced out.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like the twentieth to the twentieth or something. Stupid.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: As like a follow up question, do you know any
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: of them? Like besides your own cancer? Scorpio? Oh uh
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: more nine more fuck Leo, uh virgo Burpo?
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah gee, I don't know, Canibercornricorn, Sagetarius. Yeah, this is Scorpio, aquariumitaris.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Who cares?
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Gemini the worst?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: That's worst? Gives a fuck? Nobody, nobody cares. It's time
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: for much. I'm excited to try this cheese it pizza.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Who would have thunk it? Who would have thunk it?
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: What a concept pizza that tastes like cheese. It's m m.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Find it in your local frozen food aisle.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, so it's cheese at crust with you know,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: typical cheese sauce and pepperoni on top.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Kellie good Gad became very prepared. She brought the pizza,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: and she brought the ranch dressing, And she said, what
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: about the ranch dressing?
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't remember what the hell did
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: I say about it?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: You said, I just I thought you wouldn't have rache dressing.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah, I almost brought a pan too.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Don't have almost just brought my ovens, almost brought the
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: whole oven.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Honored all this Techi's got around him, right, But we
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: don't have plates eating like cavemen.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Sorry, I probably like something into prep and not just
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: open a box.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: You know, No, thank you.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, what a stipulation that we're gonna have our
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: guests bring can feed you. Yeah, that's that's a little much.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, let it be a lesson though, you.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Know, paid gig.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: So I wanted to earn my you know, my pay
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: paid gig, that's what he said.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what I know nothing about that. I'd be to
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: get paid.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: You and pizza.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, I'm fine with taking pizza's payment.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Speaking of your gig, what's like, is there like a
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: hard story you can recall being in the convenience store world.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: So anybody ever really pissed you off?
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: Actually I got screamed at yesterday. Yeah it was a
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: good time. Yeah, I'm honestly, I actually okay, what did
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: you do? This is gonna seem like kind of like rude,
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: but I actually enjoy when people get mad. At this point,
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: I've been doing this for a very long time, so
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: it doesn't bother me anymore. It kind of just makes
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: me happy that I am able to piss somebody off
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: that much over something. So trivial like asking for ID. Yeah, jeez,
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: it boggles my mind how many people just get roll
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: up in arms over it. This guy was screaming at
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: me yesterday because he I like, we have to look
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: at make sure that it's your ID, because, actually, believe
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: it or not, how many people have given me like
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: their wife's ID because theirs is expired. Yeah, is crazy
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: because they think we're not going to look at it,
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: so we'll look. I look at the front and the
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: guy's like, you don't need to see my fucking address
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: and my dad And I'm like, I don't care where
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: you live. I just need to know that it's you.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: And I'm like it was I mean, it was crazy.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: And one of my other associates came up just to
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: like back me up because you know, I'm a girl
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: and whatever. I don't really care, Like you can screw.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: I don't have to serve you. Yeah, And he's like,
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: I come here every day and you guys do this.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: And I'm thinking, you come here every fucking day and
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: you know that we're going to do this, and yeah,
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: what's the definition of insane? No, he throws a tangibent
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: all the time, Yeah, all the time. And I'm just like, dude,
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: like you're the one that's an idiot for coming here
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: every day and thinking it's going to be different, Like
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: who's the idiot?
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah me, Yeah, that good time. Sorry that happened. That's
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: shitty though, And.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: That's what the lady behind the lady was like, good
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: job keeping your cool. And I'm like, honestly, like I
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: didn't tell her that, Like I get enjoyment out of
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: it because I you know, that's like she does.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Know you're like a button pusher.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: I mean I don't purposely push buttons. But again, like
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: if that's what how you want to live your life,
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: I'm good with that. Like enjoy your mini heart attack.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: I'm just chilling, like I'm good. You can scream them
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: all you want TV. You know, I've been called every
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: name under in the book, not under the book, under
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: the book too, but yeah, no, I over the stupid
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: of shit.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Like, and you're working at a convenience story that's like
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: open twenty four hours, so I'm sure you get the
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: drunks in there, and they're a whole different breed.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I used to be one of them.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to be one of them too. Yeah, no,
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: absolutely it's a good time. I used to work at
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: one that was by a strip club, and so that
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: was a good time. Yeah, that was like you could
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: just like pull up a chair and just watch like
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: happy hour when the strippers were let out of work.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Whatever time there's shift ends.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know, it's like in all ones, like three am.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, it's a good it was a it was
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: a fun time.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I can confidently say I've never said foot in the
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: strip club. We should go, we should do the show
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: from there.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: No, this one I went.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: The only time I was ever in a strip club
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: is when I was pregnant. Believe it or not, really,
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: I was very pregnant. I went because I wanted Okay,
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: this is going to sound really bad. I know I
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: shouldn't see this. No, I went because I wanted to
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: pay for my son's first lap dance. Is that fucked up?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: That's my that's I mean, you know me.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: This is probably not a surprise you at all.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Actually pay first.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: I wanted to be the one to give him his
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: first not give him his first lap dance. That's fucked up.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: We should cut it.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: That's the show, everybody. We're so happy you joined us today.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Gabby convenience store manager. You have worked your way up.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: I'm very happy for You're doing very well. I hope
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: people are nicer to you. This is episode nineteen. My
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: name is Becker. That's my friend Joel, and we do
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: this every week. We'll see you next time.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: All right, Bye Bye. I won't yell at you if
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: you ever asked for my idea.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: I just wanted to tell you I appreciate that.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Can I look at the front? Can I look at Oh,
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: you can look at whatever you want to look at you.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know where I live now, so you
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: have my address, you can have it.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: I could never find my way back.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Okay. Bye.
• 43:09
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• 43:13
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