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Arasha Disobeys Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,
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  Speaker 1: your presences presence enough. I already had too much stuff,
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: So how.
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  Speaker 2: Did you dare to surbey me?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gift temperature? Why a girl,
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  Speaker 3: We're here. I'm back. I got back last night. I
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: was on my trip. I've been on four flights in
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: a week. Every single time I made peace with dying.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm back. I'm home. I am back to just
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: taking everything for granted, that didn't take that long. I
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: guess there's just no stopping. How afraid I am of turbulence,
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  Speaker 3: I'm screaming. I screamed during turbulence, and then I sat
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  Speaker 3: next to someone who smelled horrible. And I will say
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: Southwest Airlines is now providing pistachios. I've said some nasty
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  Speaker 3: things about the airline. I've said some nice things. This
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  Speaker 3: is a good move for an airline.
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  Speaker 2: Shell or no shell, No shell. Okay, okay, we've got
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  Speaker 2: a lot to talk about.
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  Speaker 3: Let me see if I have any business here.
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  Speaker 2: No, not really.
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  Speaker 3: I came into the studio today and it smelled like
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  Speaker 3: somebody had dropped a bottle of perfume, or an air
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  Speaker 3: freshener had broken or something.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably one of these gifts. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm just realizing I left the windows open at
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  Speaker 3: my house. Every window is open right now. That's a
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  Speaker 3: tip for local burglars. I've got all of my windows
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  Speaker 3: for the next hour and a half if you can
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  Speaker 3: get over there. Well, I don't have that much. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: my fridge is empty. I've got nothing to give you. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: let's get into the podcast. Today's guest is absolutely fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: It's a Rasha a Rausha.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome. I said, no, thank you. I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 3: We were just talking about mononym. Yes, yes we were,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm now kind of circling the idea of just
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  Speaker 3: dropping my last name altogether.
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  Speaker 2: It's done.
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  Speaker 4: Today is the day. It's the announcement. It's just Bridger.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna own Bridger. Yeah. I think if you
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  Speaker 3: pull up on a name, take the mononym and that
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  Speaker 3: you know Madonna. Nobody else is going by that.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely No, it's like a parking spot. Well you've claimed it,
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  Speaker 2: now just throw out the keys, right and stay.
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  Speaker 3: There really, and I feel like I'm not too late
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  Speaker 3: on Bridger.
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  Speaker 2: No oh No's and that's perfectly unique too, because then
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  Speaker 2: like people, I'm sure they also try to mess that
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  Speaker 2: up a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: But if it's just that one name, that's all you
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  Speaker 4: got to remember.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that much to learn, right, because I am
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  Speaker 3: asking people a lot with two of my with two
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  Speaker 3: names that are a little bit confusing.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's inconvenient. Actually, I'm coming here because the people
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  Speaker 2: have been asking me to ask you to stop giving
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  Speaker 2: two names out.
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  Speaker 3: Bridger is being very rude. He's asking too much of me.
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  Speaker 2: He's giving us a last name.
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  Speaker 3: A horrible last name, by the way, one that's extremely.
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  Speaker 2: Difficult, awful, it's so rude.
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  Speaker 3: It's really cruel what I'm doing to people. Yes, so,
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  Speaker 3: but Bridger, if people can commit to Bridger, huge, this
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  Speaker 3: could be big for me. Yeah, you kind of do
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  Speaker 3: this with your name, right right right. I feel like
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  Speaker 3: you can own that now and nobody can really fight.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely. I think there's like maybe like there's got to
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  Speaker 2: be one more Rasha out there that's like shit, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you know, But but there is a I know there's
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  Speaker 2: a resort and spa in Ecuador called.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's far enough away.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, well listen, I'm like we can collaborate.
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  Speaker 3: Brand yeah, brand sponsor, sponsorship something.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty probably I am brand open, I'm brand curious.
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  Speaker 2: Become the face of a Russia. I'm just saying, like
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  Speaker 2: a nice place.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, oh my gosh, would like I've look it up.
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  Speaker 2: It's got like waterfalls.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, truly, if something has a waterfall, I'm on board.
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  Speaker 2: It's waterfall mononym. That's all we need to say.
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  Speaker 3: And then we were just talking about the idea of
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  Speaker 3: everyone just being called by their number, which I said, well,
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  Speaker 3: what if you know, chronologically speaking, what number would I
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  Speaker 3: be at this point? I mean, I can't even how
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  Speaker 3: many people do you think have been alive so far?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Right, Because we always talk about the current.
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  Speaker 3: Right, we're in at what eight billions.
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  Speaker 2: Something like that. I don't know when we made the
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  Speaker 2: jump from seven billion to eight billions, but I will
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  Speaker 2: happy quick, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 4: But also was it wasn't always.
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  Speaker 3: In the million, it's and it's the billion. I feel
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  Speaker 3: like it's getting you know, one hundred and fifty years
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  Speaker 3: ago is probably like now, I'm just making I would
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  Speaker 3: say probably like four billion or something. You know, I
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  Speaker 3: feel like Earth the population has rapidly exploded.
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  Speaker 2: When, but when do you think that we hit like
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  Speaker 2: the billion mark? Right? When did a billion people?
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  Speaker 3: How long did it? Yeah? And before did it?
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  Speaker 2: Ever? Like teeter a little under.
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  Speaker 3: I think we should guess how many jelly beans are
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  Speaker 3: in the jar? How many people have been alive in
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  Speaker 3: the history of Earth. I would say like one hundred,
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  Speaker 3: one hundred and thirty people.
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  Speaker 2: I think. So that feels really large.
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  Speaker 3: I know that might be too much. You've been too far.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, people are going to think we're dumb. Maybe we
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  Speaker 4: don't get.
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  Speaker 3: I actually I am going to google this. How many what's
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  Speaker 3: the rough? How many people have been alive ever since
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  Speaker 3: the beginning of time? Here we go, okay, okay, well,
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to look at this stupid AI overview.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not looking into them.
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  Speaker 2: Give me the d give me the I'm going.
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  Speaker 3: To the Population Reference Bureau. This is this is a real.
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  Speaker 2: If it's got bureau in the name and.
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  Speaker 3: It's being led by seventeen billion or so, Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 3: a rough n one hundred and seventeen billion.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta say I'm a little disappointed.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I really thought we were going to learn
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  Speaker 2: like a new word, like, you know, like a gajillion.
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  Speaker 3: One hundred and seventeen. Seems like we could get there now.
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  Speaker 3: We could get one hundred and seventeen billion people on Earth.
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  Speaker 2: Now, reproduce everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, We've got the Midwest to fill up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, please, because no one's there.
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  Speaker 3: There's no but there's a lot of farmland we could build,
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  Speaker 3: you know, some tall buildings, fill them all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what everybody's asking for out there, they want
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  Speaker 2: really really vertical building.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I really do think since the beginning of time,
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  Speaker 3: I would have guessed at least like three hundred billion, No, right,
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  Speaker 3: I four hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Billion, And I was like, no, don't say that. That's
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  Speaker 2: like so few, that's like stupid. But I guess a
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  Speaker 2: billion really is. It's a big thing. Big.
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  Speaker 3: But then you start comparing that to how that like
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  Speaker 3: really puts into perspective again, how much money a billionaire has.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, and we're here, and we're here and I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: we found ourselves.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, since the beginning of time. So I basically
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  Speaker 3: would probably be like, you know, one hundred and sixteen Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 3: one hundred and sixteen seven hundred million something.
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  Speaker 2: Something that's actually pretty exciting.
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  Speaker 3: That number is kind of exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like we're the most recent billion.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not that much to remember. No, no, could
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  Speaker 3: work as names.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah No, That's what I'm saying is like, that's how
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  Speaker 2: we're going to stand out, you know, as actors, as comedians,
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  Speaker 2: as performers, Like we just need to step in from
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  Speaker 2: the slate and say, Hi, I'm one hundred and sixteen billion,
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  Speaker 2: seven hundred million and forty five fall I'm changing my
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  Speaker 2: IMDb now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I get on it. The custom URLs are
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  Speaker 4: going to.
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  Speaker 3: Go off, but I'll keep Wineger one hundred and seventeen billion,
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  Speaker 3: six hundred million, forty five winegar uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: And they're like catchy yeah, yeah, that's a name that
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  Speaker 2: rolls off the tongue.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad that we've gotten around to this, because
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  Speaker 3: I do need to fix my name. People have been
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  Speaker 3: asking for it, they're riding in, they're bagging shit.
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  Speaker 2: So and you're just now doing something.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well that's kind of how I live my entire life,
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  Speaker 3: to be honest, I snooze like seventeen emails this morning, oh,
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  Speaker 3: next week, next year.
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  Speaker 2: Do you snooze your alarm too in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: I do, And but it's at nine minutes. Why is
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  Speaker 3: it nine minutes?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's a normals as well. Is that like a
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  Speaker 2: rem thing?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. That's a good question. Why how did
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  Speaker 3: they land on nine not just ten? I feel like
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  Speaker 3: a regular alarm is usually like, if you had an
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  Speaker 3: alarm clock, it'd probably be ten minutes, right.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if regular alarm clocks even snooze, do they?
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  Speaker 2: I thought the iPhone introduced that.
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  Speaker 3: No, a regular like digital alarm clock has the button
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  Speaker 3: you can slam, I think.
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  Speaker 4: And we love that from the movies, just the yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Where's the alarm clock this button? I've always wanted to
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  Speaker 2: do that, and we can't do that with our iPhones.
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  Speaker 3: I had an alarm clock, a Pokemon alarm clock as
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  Speaker 3: a kid that was singing the Pokemon theme song. Just
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  Speaker 3: just it's such an annoying thing to wake up to.
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  Speaker 2: What's a whole? So you're like, I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: be the very best. I don't want to cas I
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  Speaker 2: want to be my worst in sleep all day. I
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  Speaker 2: get that, but I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't think that because I think that was shape probably
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  Speaker 3: like a snore lax or something. So I don't think
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  Speaker 3: I had a snooze I had.
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  Speaker 2: I had a Montana one and it.
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  Speaker 3: Was like shape like her head.
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  Speaker 2: It was well, it was like a big purple one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: But her like arm was kind of sticking out like
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  Speaker 2: it was like in the like she her arms were
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  Speaker 2: the terrifying. Oh yeah, she was like twelve and three
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  Speaker 2: like the you know, so she'd like move around. But
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I thought it was cute when I
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: was younger. I guess I didn't think that we're just
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: deforming Hannah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of disembodied hands. Yeah, that seems I'm having
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  Speaker 3: a very hard time picturing that. And now Miley's kind
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: of she just did her big she went back and
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: did she say she was she singing again as Hannah Montana?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but yeah, yeah, yeah, she had her big twentieth anniversary.
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  Speaker 2: But the big gag was that she wasn't wearing a wig.
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  Speaker 2: She just like had dyed some of her hair.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, and she.
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  Speaker 2: Has a new song. Amazing gag. And then the new
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  Speaker 2: song is like to my younger self or something. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: just touching it was. I did watch it. I did
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  Speaker 2: watch it while I was on vacation. On vacation, I
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  Speaker 2: was in Miami. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean I could
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  Speaker 2: you call it a vacation if I was there for
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  Speaker 2: a wedding.
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  Speaker 3: No, absolutely not. I think that that's robbery. I think
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  Speaker 3: if you have to go, I am record is saying
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  Speaker 3: if you have to go to a different location for
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  Speaker 3: someone's wedding, they should have to pay for it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm so glad you brought this up.
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  Speaker 3: Let's say it about it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that you have to pay for like
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  Speaker 2: the flight. I get it, like people are coming in
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  Speaker 2: from like all over, but I feel as though you
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  Speaker 2: have to give something, right.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess we are getting dinner, dinner, But.
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  Speaker 3: There's a dinner at every wedding, Okay, so that doesn't
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  Speaker 3: mean anything great.
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  Speaker 4: So that cancels out, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Drinks again most weddings.
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  Speaker 2: Mostly if you're a good person.
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  Speaker 3: Right, there's going to be something offered to you.
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  Speaker 2: But then you got to stay somewhere. Yes, I mean
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  Speaker 2: you're paying for a vacation, which is why I feel
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  Speaker 2: like I'm trying to trick my head into being like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was on vacation, and you know, I just also,
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  Speaker 2: there was a wedding in town that I attended.
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  Speaker 3: How long were you there for?
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  Speaker 2: Literally two days?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so that was not a vacation. They should have
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  Speaker 3: paid for.
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  Speaker 2: That, exactly. They're selfish.
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  Speaker 3: If you had been there for six months, that would
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  Speaker 3: make sense to me.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. Then obviously we have to do half and half.
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  Speaker 2: They fund three months.
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  Speaker 3: I found three months.
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  Speaker 2: It's only right, and you've got time for a wedding,
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  Speaker 2: right right, I can squeeze it in. But it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: It was a lovely wedding. I love Miami and I
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  Speaker 2: do love a wedding.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Well then see this is again where I'm
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  Speaker 3: not crazy about it.
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  Speaker 1: Really.
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  Speaker 3: The dancing part I like the rest of it. I
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  Speaker 3: can do without. Like the ceremonies, the ceremonious agony for me,
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  Speaker 3: most of the socializing is no fun.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: In general, the dinner's kind of mediocre. What am I
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  Speaker 3: there for?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, let's not say friendship, No, definitely not friendship.
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  Speaker 2: I was not going there. Do not worry. This is
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  Speaker 2: a motto that I have been recently living by. My
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: brother's friend actually gave this advice to him and he
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  Speaker 2: passed on to me, and it works for any horrible
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  Speaker 2: situation that you're in. Maybe not any, but for a
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  Speaker 2: lot of them. It helps me when I'm just like
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: life sucks right now. At least it's interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, so that's the problem. Most of my horrible things.
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  Speaker 2: Are boring, really tell me a horrible thing.
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  Speaker 3: See, I mean, like, I can't even think of them,
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  Speaker 3: they're so dull.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, most of the.
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  Speaker 3: Things that are bad for me are in general not
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  Speaker 3: even worth talking or writing about.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, but then I'm going to peel it a
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  Speaker 2: layer back and I'm actually going to say, what's interesting
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  Speaker 2: is that it's happening to you barely. That's interesting. It's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not just having a regular old day.
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  Speaker 3: I'm upset and again this is my this is just
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  Speaker 3: kind of the average daily thing for me is I'm
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  Speaker 3: upset and board at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: Then how interesting that this is a pattern for you.
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  Speaker 2: We're seeing trends that is of interest.
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  Speaker 3: That's very exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so weddings, reunions, even if it's like you got
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  Speaker 2: beef with the people interesting.
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  Speaker 3: No, this is true. I do kind of agree with this.
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  Speaker 3: This is how I deal with a bad dinner. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: or if I like try a new restaurant and it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't that great. I'm like, well, at least it was
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  Speaker 3: not the same thing. At least I didn't enjoy myself
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  Speaker 3: in a new location.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, absolutely, there's something to consistency.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, So there's a little bit of that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I basically at this point in my life, if I
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  Speaker 3: agree to something, I'm like, well, at least it just
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: won't be you know, sitting in front of my computer.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'll have left the house.
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  Speaker 4: But isn't it just nice to sit in front of
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  Speaker 4: your Oh.
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  Speaker 3: It feels so good to kind of just dull the pain.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, just show me my calendar one more time. Let
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: me just scroll to the right and look at this
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Apple calendar.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I'll circle back to a snoozed email.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is just like drugs.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously, what did you do while you were in Miami?
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  Speaker 2: Let's see, I went to the water, Okay, very nice.
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  Speaker 3: Did you go in it?
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  Speaker 2: Just an ankle okay, that's me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm more of an ocean ankle person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to go deep in there. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want that, but it was nice, you know. And then
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: let me see, we were staying in Fort Lauderdale technically
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  Speaker 2: because that's where we flew in. And then there was
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  Speaker 2: like an airbnb, and then the wedding had like a
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  Speaker 2: pre party, you know those the pre the day before.
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  Speaker 3: The commitments to take it so crazy.
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  Speaker 2: And again fully funded by myself, because you gotta be
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: supportive to your friends. So we go to the prey,
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  Speaker 2: which was at some like pizza place that was fun.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds nice, sure, sure, And then like a big basketball
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  Speaker 2: game was happening for college basketball.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were going to say they made
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  Speaker 3: you play basketball?
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  Speaker 2: Got going home? I just like made a half court shot.
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  Speaker 2: It was crazy. No, there was some because it was
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: March madness. Okay, yes, you know anything about that.
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  Speaker 3: I can say sweet sixteen. I can say the college
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  Speaker 3: players are playing and eventually they get into this and
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: their brackets and eventually someone has crowned the winner.
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  Speaker 2: What's sweet sixteen?
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: That is the final sixteen teams we're playing? Okay, well
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: we narrowed down to the terrible two. That's not two.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know what the final right, I guess it's
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: probably the final two.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: The final two. Yeah, the count, the final count, final
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: countdown to two, that's what they say.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: And then there are the four, the two, there's.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: The four is eight.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: We're getting out of billions?
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that. So we caught the end of
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: one of those. Kay, right, what.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Are you cheering?
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Were you excited?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: No?
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I mean I was just kind of going with it, right,
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: And that's the kind of person I am on vacation.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not very much like Adamant that we like, go
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: do one and go do the next, which is strange
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: because I am I think type A and I do
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: like my life and work to be organized. But for me,
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: on vacation or any sort of other trip, I am
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: very much like I'm going to do whatever the vibes
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: are calling.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: I think that's smart on vacation. Yeah, this is like
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: in the last five to ten years vacations for me,
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: I'm like I will have some big tent pole events
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: and then everything else because planning it down minute to
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: minute makes it a nightmare. Yes, it just becomes a
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: stress like everything is a challenge. You're trying to get
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: to everything on time. I just go and have a
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: pleasant time, as you should, maybe have three or four
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: things I really want to.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Do, agreed. I think if you have a schedule or
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: a timetable. I know it makes some people feel better,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: but for me, I'm like, well then, how is this
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: any different from my daily life where I'm like meeting
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: from nine to Okay, that's the same thing. I get
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: the argument of people because I also just went to Japan.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Oh oh, that's a great place to not have that
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: much of a schedule.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. But let me tell you. Everybody tried
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: to infiltrate a schedule for me. They were like, and
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: then this place, and then this place, and you got
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: to see this, and you got to do this, and
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: you're going all that so such a far distance that
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: if you.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Go, you got to make it worth it, and you
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: got to do this.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I want to lay. I want
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: to lay horizontally in a beautiful new place. Yeah, do
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I have to go see an old historical building? Are
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: you sure? Because what am I going to do? How
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: long am I going to spend looking at it? Where
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: did you go in Japan? Everywhere? Everywhere? Bridge or they
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: made me go everywhere?
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Did you go with friends?
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: I went with my boyfriend.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, so we went to We flew into Tokyo
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: and then we did Kyoto. We took day trips to
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Osaka to Nara to Hakone.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Oh beautiful, It's.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Truly so beautiful. Like loved it, loved it, loved it.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: But I was recovering from the vacation for like two
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: weeks out. Oh the.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Jet lag coming back from Japan is one of the
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: most surreal things I've ever experienced.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: It's still Monday, yeah, sure, like, surely it cannot.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Be oh agony. I was like, Oh, I think I've
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: just fully now broken the way I can sleep and
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I just will never be the same again.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: It was worth it, No, Like I left a part
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: of me in Japan, I don't know, and part of
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: it is in the air on the flight because I
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: hear what you're saying about turbulence too. Oh scary, Oh,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: it's terrifying scary.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: My boyfriend was trying to tell me he's watched a
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: lot of YouTube so I don't know when I haven't
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: seen any of these YouTube videos he's watched about planes. Yeah,
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: but he's and knock on wood, but he says that
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: he's watched a lot of pilots say that turbulence cannot
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: no matter how bad it is, it's not really going
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: to do anything yes, but what are we talking about?
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: What do you mean? So that's just to shake things up,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: like just in case you guys were feeling secure and safe,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: we just want to bounce around a little.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I am flying off my How is that not dangerous? Right?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Why am I putting my tray table up there? Yes?
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: But you're right, that is what I hear. Is like,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: it's like, imagine that the clouds are like a big
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: bounce house and the plane is literally just doing that fun.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing that the plane should not be doing.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: So now it is in danger as far as I'm concerned,
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: And I don't need a pilot telling me otherwise.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Exactly, I might just be joining the people who are
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: applauding when we land sometimes.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: And out landing for me, I'm even scared about. I
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: had my windows shut and I thought we were still
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: descending it and we hit the crap and I was like,
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: oh my god.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: That's always scary when you aren't keeping track and all
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: of a sudden you land.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: You're like, oh, period, I'm here, all right.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Got it. No, it's very scary. And truly flying is
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: like the least my least favorite part of getting to
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: go places.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Every time, I'm like, I think this is I can't
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: do this anymore.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: The last time I'm gonna fly.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: I'm driving or taking a boat from now on because
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: it's just too much.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: What about the grace of walking? Fucking I'll get there
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: when I get there, you know what I mean.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: We can stop on the way. There's no rush.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you about Nara. I haven't been to
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Nara in Japan. This is where all the deer are.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Right that, yes, yes, indeed, what was this experience? So
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: the big thing that's there are indeed the deer that
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: you get to meet and exchange some bows.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: They say it's like the hippogriff in Harry Potter.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting apparently. Okay, don't come for me with the
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Harry Potter stuff. I swear I love him. But but yes,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: I think it's like some sort of thing where, yeah,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: you like, you bow in front of it and it
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: bows back, and so similarly the deer they do this
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: as well. You bow and the deer bow, and then
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: you get to give them the crackers that people on
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: the street are giving to you. I am a little rightened.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm a scared person in general, Okay, and and
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: I and I am so scared. I think of a
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: lot of animals because I I didn't grow up with
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: any pets, so I always I have this theory that
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: animals can sense that, right, and so they're like you,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: you haven't had an animal in your home, like you
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: don't get us to bully you exactly, And I'm fair, fair,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: fair fair, I'm gonna keep myself at a distance. So
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: I I was trying to, you know, be friendly and
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: not be a threat and just kind of be there.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: But it was also just so public. They just were
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: very much around. They're walking like on the street like
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: it's they're just around. It's very and they very clean.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Do they seem yeah, yeah, I mean you know, as
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: clean as you know wild animals can be. But but
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: they are truly so cherished in that city. That is
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: like the beauty of this landmark. And it's it's disappointing
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: because I think a lot of people don't understand that,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: and there's always to be like naturally like disrespect. I'm
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: annoying person, right, Someone's like what happens if I push it?
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: And it's like, well then you'll die, Like they'll come back.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: I've seen the videos of deer like punching people.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Oh oh yes, And those signs are everywhere too. It's
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: like there are big signs that are like, you know,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: don't touch them, feed them, but like if you get
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: too close, like trust like they are wild attack and
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: they should right. And I was like, and you know what,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take that one step previous and just hardly
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: do anything.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Did you feed one?
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: I've fed one?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, do just like lick it out of your hand.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's more of like a little pinch. Oh.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Interesting, I don't like that.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't like it either. It is interesting,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: it is interesting, but you know it's a little it's
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: a little grab and it's like if you know how
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: that feels on your hand, then lovely. Sure. But we
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: we similarly also did This wasn't in Nara, This was
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: in Osuka. Maybe we went to the monkey park.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: I think that's I went to in Kyoto. That was
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: in Kyoto where you go inside the little place and
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: they're like the grapes.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I think it was called Arashiyama.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, that sounds familiar.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Perfect, And the monkeys in there we fed and that
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: was so cute. That was so wonderful.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Although I saw a family just letting their toddler walk around,
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: it is like that toddler's going to be taken into
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: the forest.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Just what are you doing? Okay? And I'm actually so
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: glad that you said this because I need to share
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: a story that I haven't actually said out loud. And
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I hope that it's okay because it's not my trauma.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: It's in fact, my brother's trauma. So, uh, my brother
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: and I were both born in India and we spent
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: just like the first couple of years of our life
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: there before my family immigrated while we were in India.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: This is a fully true story.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so excited.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Based on the theme.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I wasn't born yet, I believe I think
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: my brother was just like one okay, And in India
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: there are monkeys around and they are similarly also just
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: out and about. And my brother's room, my mom like
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: had just put him down in his crib and was
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: just like she just like walked out for a second.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: The door was open, and a monkey came into his
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: room and picked him up, oh and took him out?
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: What how did they get him back?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: So so full kidnapping? The monkey like just took my
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: brother out the window, and my mom like kind of
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: comes back. She like sees a little bit of this happened,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: and she's freaking out. She's crying, she's screaming, she's on
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: the phone. She's like a monkey took face, so like crying.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: You can't reason with a monkey.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: No, literally, but get this a few seconds later, brings
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: him back and just puts him back. She experience, but
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: also like is that my brother?
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Oh? Interesting, did the monkey return?
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: You cannot do a dnahs. I could rip the family
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: apart exactly.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: No, we don't talk about it, but like genuinely true story. Wow,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Like like I was just talking about it with my
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: brother too, because he just went back to India for
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: something and he was talking about and he was like
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: and like I saw some monkeys and like if you remember,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: And I was like, you're trauma, Yeah, you're trauma. And
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: he was like, thank you for remembering that.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: He could have been swapped.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: He probably was, baby, I mean listen, like truly the
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: monkeys were like I imagine, they just like held him
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: up and all of them were like look look at
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: the human boy. And he was like, can I please
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: go back? To my crib.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: That's very exciting.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I know it's good for him. Good for him. I mean,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: you know, he's scared.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: But I wonder what happened in those few seconds where
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: the monkey was like, okay, maybe I've maybe I've crossed
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: the liney.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: We'll never know. Wow, well, like we'll actually never know.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I need to actually like, like ask my mom.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Mom. I know that's real trauma for her. Oh my god.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: I went missing in like a community center once, and
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: that was enough for my mom.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Oh no, do you remember.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: I do remember, because they found me. I think I
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: was like two. They found me in the women's restroom
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: on the toilet.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: You creep, you big old.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Creep, creeping around. But that was a hugely traumatic thing
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: for her. So I can't imagine like my monkey has
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: taken your baby.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, I mean listen, this is obviously
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: not the same thing. But like, you know, when you
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: lose your phone.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I think it's worse.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, I knowing is like pennies, but this, when you
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: lose your phone, you're like.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Can't take care of itself. Hey, what am I going
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: to do?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: It must be so scared. It's like the sixteenth version
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: of that thing. It's probably horrified.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: It's running out of batteries. It could be stepped on.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Its silenced.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Oh of cose, do not disturb Folly.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's shaking.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: You can't speak for itself.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Poor thing.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: And a baby, I mean a baby is probably gonna find.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Its way, right, You'll learn your words, you'll talk to somebody,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: We'll find you selfish.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Oh well, speaking of trauma and being shaken up. Yeah,
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: I was excited to have you here on the podcast.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I thought Russia will come by, we'll have a nice
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: conversation and move on with our lives. Yes, the podcast
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: is called I said no gifts, so I was a
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: little surprised when you kind of sauntered into the studio
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: holding what I would describe it as a very large,
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: heavy gift.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Right except for me, I mean I thought it was
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: like a sarcastic thing, you know how like people are
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: like I'm having a party, but like no gifts, and
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: it's like, don't be a dick, bring a gift, right,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: So I just didn't want to be rude, so I did.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: I did bring a back pedal.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, it is enormous and it is heavy.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: It's very heavy.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Here, I'll grab it. Okay, this is an enormous Uh.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: It's a like a cardboard box with some beautiful blue
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: tissue flying out.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, I was gonna, like I told you, I was.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: I'm a scared person. I worry so much. I overthink
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: like crazy. Right, So last night I was thinking about
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: how I was gonna wrap this box for you, and
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, we have this like gift wrap paper.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: We have this with this Christmas wrapping. I could wrap
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: it up. I could tape it, but I don't know.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Half time and.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Then I was like, maybe I'll just put tissue paper
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: on top.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Then and hear that I love that this podcast is
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: doing this to people.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, listen, I got creative.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Well should we open it here?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, there's a lot to this. There are, in fact,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I think a few stages, oh my god, that we
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: will hit.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Did they have to go in order? No?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: No, not at all. I think I think there's there's
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: like a stack of something right at the top. Okay,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: and I think we maybe either start or end with that.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, perfect, Yes, all right, let's get some.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Tissue here, yes, yes, get it out of there. Okay.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Oh oh I like this.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I'm so glad you asked. Oh my god,
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: this is such a casual.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Natural transition bestpool with the Rush show. Want to be
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Oh is this a new podcast?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: It is?
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Is this launched yet?
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: It did? It did launched? And this is my formal
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: request to have you on.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, of course.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: So these are the fires from the show that we've
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: put up around town. It's a call in confession show, right,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: and anybody can call that number and leave a dirty
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: little secret.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: We've got to get a phone number for this show.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Oh ell, let's get on it. Get us Okay, So
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: people call in and leave secrets? Have you gotten some
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: some You're gonna get a like a murder confession?
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: You are just asking for that.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: So so I have a lovely, lovely team that is
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: the ones who go through all the calls. Okay they
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: So we we put I sort of put these flyers
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: up around town. I put up some social media to
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: promote the show and everything, and we got Currently we're
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: at about sixteen thousand confessions. What a catastrophe of what
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: how do you get through that? I mean, listen, we
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: love our interns, we love our interns, so they screen
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: and pick out the craziest ones and then play them
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: live for me and a guest. I come on, you
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: have to come on.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: You come on with a monkey calls and says it
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: took a baby.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: This was crazy. I really regret doing this. I shouldn't
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: have done this, but I took somebody's brother.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, this is very exciting. Well, people will need to
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: listen to this. Yes, and should I say the phone
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: number on this podcast?
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Absolutely sure?
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Might as well throw some more into the sixteen thousands,
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: for sure.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I mean listen, you brought up the podcast I didn't
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: say or do, and oh I underneath it and.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I we'll get to this in just a moment. Sure,
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: but the phone number listener, if you want to call
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: and leave a secret, is two one three four two
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: one one nine six four. Okay, very exciting, perfect speaking
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: of these like uh telephone pole things you staple on.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: I saw somebody going around Highland Park that did not
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: look like an official today, A man with a beautiful
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: long gray ponytail, ripping all of the signs off.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, have you seen this guy before? Yeah? No,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: right me talking, that's my guy. That is my father.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy didn't look like he was from the
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: city or anything. I was like, who is this interesting?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, because what I did learn is that some neighborhoods
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: it is illegal, Oh put stuff on?
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Why cares come?
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Surely there's got to be crazier stuff going on that
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: you have to attend to. No, But apparently in a
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: few places, including I think North Hollywood and Studio City,
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: maybe a couple of the places that's put that stuff up. Okay,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: now East Hollywood staple tape, taste on the sidewalk you want, yeah,
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: And I'm sure there's lots of other options.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: But I learned that as we were kind of putting
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: them up, as I was like, why.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Aren't there any on these interesting?
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, looks like we have to
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: actually check, yeah, because there's some neighborhood busybody going around
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: taking them off like this guy.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, sorry, you hate community and podcasts, right,
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: you hate promotion? Got it?
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Well that's very interesting to know. Well, everyone, keep your
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: eye out for a man with a long gray ponytail.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: He's coming for your sign.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he hates fest Pool. Yes, he hates this show.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, it seems like we have a lot to
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: look at here in this box. Okay, listener, uh and viewers, Yeah,
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: you may not be aware of what's going on here,
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: but this is a box literally full of what seems
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: to be perfumes and lotions. And okay, first of all,
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: we've got something called marad Acney Control retexturizing body pads.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Is there something to say before we get into.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: All of these? There absolutely is, because.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Right, there's so many items.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: There are a lot of items. And here's the thing
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna say this in the most positive
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: and best way that I know, you know, as as
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you relate, right, we we we receive so
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: many kind gifts, sure, sure, And and you know, oftentimes
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: from brands you know that are like you know, releasing
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: new lines, new launches of their own, and a lot
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: of times, right they'll tap on people like us to
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: help promote them. Try to try it, and they'll and
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: they'll send over that that good, good, good free pr
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: And let me just say this loud and proud. I
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: am so thankful, I'm so blessed, and I'm so grateful. However,
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: I have an abundance. This is unbelievable I've got a lot,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: and I want to share the wealth of some of
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: these lovely brands.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: This feels like I could just this amount of different
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: skin products could absolutely burn you into a skeleton, right
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: exactly like you used all at once.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I can't. Yeah, it's it's a little stressful for me
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: to feel like I need to use them every single
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: day in order to you know, that's not like a
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: consistent regimen exactly exactly. So I do use all of these.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: I just use the first one that they've sent, and
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: I'm still on that. I'm still on the first one
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: that they've sent, And I don't want these to expire
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: in any way, and I want to share them with
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: my new good friend Bridge.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at something called a hair body and linen misst.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: We won't say the brand, so we can say whatever
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: we want about it. Yeah, I feel like if something
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: is for your hair body and for fabric, we're getting
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: into some dangerous tears.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: It's giving head and shoulder and knees and toes.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're a little like, what which of these will
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: it damage the least?
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Right, We're gonna need We're gonna need one focus point.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because if I can put it on my rug.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know that I'm crazy about putting it in
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: my hair.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, I mean it is a.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Gorgeous Again, we won't say the name.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and can I at least say this though
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: it's a celebrity brand.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Oh it is.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: And that tells you a lot.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: That tells you everything you need to know about the
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: fact that it does does it all? This could probably
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: be used as like windshield wipe or fluid or something.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: And listen, this is for everybody. This is for the team. Okay,
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: everybody's gonna get a look in this box. If you're like,
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: wait a minute, free pr I am sharing.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: We've got something called a B tight lift and firm
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: booty mask. I'll put that on now.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: That one I'm not sharing with anybody except for you. Actually,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: that one is for you, and I thought you could
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: apply it, you know, on.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Camera, would be a good name for me.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Be tight, be tight, B time, not minem be tight.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Be tight. Okay, So we've got I mean, and then
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: we've got I mean, we're just listener. Yeah, it's a
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: kind of have you gotten anything where you tried using
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: it and it was like, oh, this was a big mistake.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: So okay there. Okay, so there's a lot of skincare
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: of top, underneath is a lot of makeup. Oh okay,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: eyes peeled. I know huge. I'm not I'm not saying
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: that I'm not into this. It just personally isn't great
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: for me. But uh the brand, two faced shout out
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: to face face. Yeah, yeah, t o, Okay, we're good.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: I know. They send me their like new like makeup.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: They like always drop new like lip gloss or new
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: blush or whatever. They specifically do a lot of lip injection. Okay,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: so stuff that's going to make your lips a little
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: fun at home.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Lip injection at home?
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Right, So no needles or anything. It's just you put
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: a gloss on. But then it gives you just a
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: little bit of a burn. Oh and you know some people.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Like the burn, right it feels like something's working.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Sure, or you know, they want to feel something.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Right, I don't want to to me that that makes
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: me think, do I call poison control? Have I done
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: something that will be irreversible?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Right? Right? And listen, two face like comment. If you're like, girl,
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: that's not supposed to happen. Maybe it's me, Maybe I'm
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: the problem. But for me. I don't love it. I
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: know some some people are like, you know it works
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: for me, or like I know, like you know, beauty's pain, whatever,
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: do your thing. I just feel as though I have
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: enough juicy on my lip right now. I'm gonna be
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: okay with that. But I did supply it for you.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: I did give you that just in case you choose.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: When I hear when I hear two face, the only
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: thing I think about is the Batman villain whose face
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: is heavily scarred from acid being thrown on his face.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: So then I start thinking, is this, uh if that
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: could be an interesting new origin story for that villain,
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: just using some face like some sort of new facial product.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: We have to write that sketch. He's like in the hospital,
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: he turns over and the guy and the guy I.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Was trying to plump my lip.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's like, well it didn't work because you
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: didn't try to faced, which, by the way, so grateful,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: so grateful.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: So but it just you don't like the burn.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Basically, I just don't like the burn. But that again
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: could be a me thing.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, so this is a product. What celebrity does they
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: thing called being French?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: So it's Frenchy, Frenchy, Frenchy, and that's Ashley Tisdale, that's
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: my girl, Sharpey. So we got to show a little respect.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Cutie branding, cutie branding. And let me say I love
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: their lotion. Okay, good lotion and shampoo conditioner.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, love that stuff.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Right, but again, it's like I got three four rollers
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: or perfumes and it's like.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Glow on perfume oil? What does that even mean? What
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: glow on?
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Ashley actually actually let us know.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, this is uh, this is just a va Seline product.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Everybody's out of partner.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, what is this? It's I think it's like
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: some shiny lotion, right, doing you a favor. We're shouting
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: out so many brand names they are going to come onto.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: This is going to just yeah, make sure you good
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: product basement right there there you go.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Vacine, provide a B three. Have you so they burned?
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Thing didn't work out? Have there been outside of things
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: that have been sent to you, have you ever had
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: a bad like skin care product or something something you.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Can well again, I just think of something else that
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: was my fault. I got a bath bombay from Lush.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: I think love Lush.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Lush is the place you go in and everything shaped
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: like food, Yes, yes, you go in and disappointment like
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: a candy store.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, candy story. It's it's a great vibe and everybody
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: there is so kind and always like did you want
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: to wash your hands? I love the washing. I didn't
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: want to wash my hands. I got a bath bomb
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: there once and no, actually I got sent this bath bomb. Okay, No,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Lush Lush sent me a bath bomb.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: This could be a like a male bomb. This is
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: just like some sort of promotion they could be doing.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: So this was why it was hilarious. Actually is because
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: it was a Shrek collapse. It was Lush x Shrek.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: So they sent me like a Donkey bath bomb, right,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: and I was like smelling animal, oh yeah, And I
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: was like absolutely, I'm going to use this. And it
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: did smell in credit okay.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Was it shaped like it was.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Shaped like Donkey's head? Okay? And so I put it
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: in like the corner of my bathroom and I remember
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: just waiting a really long time before I used it.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you wanted a special occasion.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: I wanted a special occasion. Little did I know that
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: you know you shouldn't wait that long.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Do they expire?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Apparently?
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: What are they made out of? Egg color?
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Dairy? Something interesting, something that grows more?
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Oh no.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: And if you don't check properly and you just think
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: that those are fun birthmarks on Donkey's head and you
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: just bathe in it anyway, oh no, you will get
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: these like red like almost like zits all over your body. God.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: I remember because because I I'm like, I don't have
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: any I don't have too many like blemishes or pimples
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: on my like body itself. And I remember one time
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: coming out of the shower and there was just a
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: big one on my torso and I was like, what's that?
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: And okay, And my boyfriend's a nurse, so I sent
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: him a photo and I was like, what's going on
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: with me? Like is this the end? And he was like, okay,
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: this has to be some sort of like allergic reaction
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: or like maybe some like laundry detergent situations. So we
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: like switched out to the detergent and all that. It
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: was just getting worse over a couple of days, like
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: it would show up on my back, on the like
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: on my shins calves, it would just show up everywhere,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm gonna die.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: I would be so terrified.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, But then I think, oh, oh, that's how
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: we figured it out. Actually. Then there was another thing
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: in there that they had sent me, like a smaller
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: bath bomb or something, and I had found it in
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: my drawers and I like it, and I was like, oh, like,
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: I'm going to use this bath bomb or whatever. And
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: before I did, he was like, wait, let me look
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: at that. And he was like, there's mold all over this.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Don't use it. Oh no. And I was like, but
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: this is what Lush sent me, lush xtrag. Do you
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: think there's something with a Lush extrag And he was like, yeah,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: you know, one hundred percent just bathed in mold.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: This is very Shrek though very swampy, right.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm trying to be like Shrack exactly.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I was. I guess I did something wrong, so Lush
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: I waited too long, Please send me the next collaboration.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: I'm so grateful.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: I would never guess that those could go bad like that.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: I feel like with a lot of soap and lotions,
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: you just kind of think this will be good forever.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: And That is the reason I've brought all of these
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: to you today, because I cannot, in good conscious just
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: let these be molding away.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Right. You couldn't let bio dance, collagen peptide eyepatches go bad,
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: of course not.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: I know that there's so many beautiful bodies and souls
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: that need that stuff.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: We love bio dance.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: We love a bio dance. You have your biological parents
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: and you all get together and you do a little
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: bitters a biodance. No.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: I do like a lush. I like going in a
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: lush and getting my hands washed and then paying for
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: nothing and leaving. Oh yeah, I did go to like
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: an off brand Lush in Palm Springs once, and the
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: woman that washed my hands, I think I may have
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: been the last person to see her alive. She seemed
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: like she was headed into the desert to be killed
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: or something. There was very there was a scary energy happening.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: That is that is Palm Springs, Like shop owners is there?
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Like this is my one day? You're like, what does that?
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: No one knows where I am?
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Right goodbye? You're like, I'm pretty sure we're in Palm
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Spring right, got it?
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: But I didn't get my hands washed and good for
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: her and thoughts and prayers for her family because then yeah,
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: it was like a very I think that she was
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: on speed or something. I don't know why she did
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: that before her shift. Yeah, but it was an interesting.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: Everybody needs advice, especially these days.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: I've been saying it.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Find it something to get you through the work day. Okay,
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: let's see here. Yeah, I think that's also bid. I
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: like the Bio Dance. Their branding is very nice. It's
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: very minimal. It's very medicinal, but fun.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: And patches are hot, girl.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: They are and unless they're expired, correct, correct, and god
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: knows what's going.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: To walk in. Like with ipatches, you have to be.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: And everyone's like, he's got somewhere he's going to be.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: That is a hydration gang. It's a good look.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: There's a I mean, they're just literally, man, we've got
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: more acney control. We've got algae.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Body oil Okay, interesting, okay, body oil, Like.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: What does body? What is the that's something you put
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: into the bath or is this something you put after
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: so you're greasy?
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I think you put it on before. But also that
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: could be a whole blatant lie because you put like
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: hair oil, like ten fifteen minutes before you watch.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: All right, kind of a deep condition.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what's that say? Ampm? It just kind of
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: says put it on dryer, damp skin. That's it. Okay,
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: So it's a little like.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: We don't know what the product is and you don't either.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Just try it.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: No, but hey, we're grateful.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: We're grateful. We're absolutely grateful. We've got keels.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: We all know.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Oh sunscreen, Now, this is something good for me.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Oh oh honey, I got a ton of sunscreen in there.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: And this expires in July, so I've got a couple
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: I could have a fun half of a summer.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: See and I definitely was not going to use it
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: up by July.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: So that's great.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: This is perfect.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: I'll take that to the po that's going to the
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: right of the laptop. So that's what we're keeping. Okay,
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: we've got.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: More vasseline supple and soft. Everyone wants to be supple
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: and but I.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Mean, like, look at how big these bottles are. Where
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: is a girl going to store?
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: This would last a lifetime.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: It's too much.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: There's another one in the vasoline is just giving it away.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, we've got more maraud. Oh, this is
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: an SPF.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, there's about four more of those we're getting. I
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: have a different Okay, right up, A laptop.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Is important for me. Jurgons, I know you do uh
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: deep conditioning, Shaya and cocoa butter blend. This is a
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: don't put special value. That's someone's got to talk to
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: the Jurgons. People put special value.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: On your bottle.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: People are not going to buy for a skincare. They
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: want it to seem expensive, fancy. Yes, it seems like
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: I'm and I'm not speaking for you. I'm seeking for myself.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Absolute.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: This makes it seem like garbage. Okay, so we'll put
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: that here.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's going to the left. Garnier. We all love tease.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: This is a curl construct creation Moose.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: In case you wanted to switch up everything in your life.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: I want to define my curls and don't we all
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: with no way down? Yeah, extra stronghold. You can go
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: stronger though. This is the three square. You can go
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: up to five square.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: It's three out of five, right, Yes, you just seemed
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: like a three out of right. I want a little
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: bit of a little bit of movement, you know, Yeah, yeah, Oh, okay,
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: so you wanted a four that's gone to the left. Sure,
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: we know, Marod.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna name everything in here. We've got boy Smells, Boy.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Smells, Boy Smells Again. I love this one, But I
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: have another. Oh you do like this one? I do?
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: I mean I like it?
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Is it a perfume? Yes, boy Smells rosy cheeks. That
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: sounds like a name of a bad superhero or something
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: or dective.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: It's rosy cheeks.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Boy Smells rosy cheeks.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the full name. It's nice, it does smell.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, and this could I guess this could be used
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: by anybody because it's boy smells and it's rosy cheek exactly.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: So make that well you will.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Now we have something called a Huda Bootta Beauty Boom.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Now this brand, I genuinely, I mean obviously with all
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: of them, but this brand, this brand is a make up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: we're getting into makeup easy beauty, hood of beauty. And
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: I feel every time I say that out loud, I
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: feel like it's also necessary to clarify. I don't know
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: if anybody in here watched the most recent season of
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Love Island. It is not that hood uh oh, it
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: is a different named hoodah. And this is this ties
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: so well to what we were talking because you would
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: think that's that's a mononym situation. But they kind of
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: came up at the same time. Yea, the same.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: I bet whoever's in charge of Hood of Beauty is like,
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: we might need to think of a new name for
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: the product.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: No, and they did cut ties. They did cut ties.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: They partnered and then they partner for like, you don't
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: partner with a Love Island person.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about? Everybody?
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: They warned them and they did it. They did the
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: whole cutie Like, we are not the same person trend.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: You would be better off partnering with someone who just
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: crawled out of the sewer.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Partner with us, that's the real answer. And genuinely they do.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: I love Hood of Beauty. Everything they send me is incredible,
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: but again, there's just.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: A lot, and I want to share.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: There's only so much.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: There's only so much powder your girl can put.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: I've got more of it. Yeah, now we've got two
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: of something here. This is called a milkshake coconut cream.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: I'm speaking to the entire skincare and beauty industry, right Now,
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: I do not like when food is brought in because
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: it's I like to eat things, and when things look
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: or smell or refer to food and they're not, it's
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: just it's disappointing, it's excusing.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Sure, we'll hear me out, though these are also fragrances.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Though you want to, like, you know, be eaten up.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Like I'm always looking to be eaten up.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: I'm always trying to get eaten up. Literally, that's my
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: entire port. What is the smell like?
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: It's a moisture mist for body, and it's milk coconut milkshakes,
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: so it's gonna smell like tanning salon.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Give it a with give it a w Oh that's.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Not Oh that's a honey and orange blossom. That's a
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: little more sophisticated.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's going to the back of the laptop. We're
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: not touching those ever. Again.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Look what you're easy Okay, we're leaving a lot of
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: this easy bake.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, lots of easy bake. Uh huh.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Then we've got super food, air whip, moisture cream, kale,
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: and spinach.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Oh youth to the people, and look at it. See
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: this is another thing we have yet. I mean we
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: kind of talked about with bio Dance, like the esthetics
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: of all these products. It's so interesting which ones you
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: choose to keep and which ones you choose not to.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: What they look literally, what they look like half of
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: the thing hats what is your like skincare routine?
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, so shout out bio dance. Actually, okay, they sent
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: me something.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Got to find my bio I'll find that later.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, the pink and purple right there, all those are.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: The ones that I identified. Okay, they're going to keep.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, you should keep Keith Pile they sent because I
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: used to be a very good skincare girly ampm. I
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: was on that.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Routine forty steps.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But then sometimes you're like, I'm tired, Like I
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: don't know how people do it surely, Like I mean, listen,
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: I did it for a couple of years, and I'm like,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: how long is that going to ride? Right, I'm kind
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: of riding it a little bit. So now for me,
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: it's a little bit of I need ease in my routine.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: I need something that's going to be simple, and that's
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: also just not going to take a bunch of time.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: It's just going to be like, oh, I just brushed
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: my teeth. I'm about to go to bed. What's something
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: quick I can do? Right right? Biodance sent me these
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: like jelly miss.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, I like the sound of a jelly.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Miss jelly mists literally just like a spray.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: So again, there's no like tappy, there's no mix anything,
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: and literally all you do they say, it's the first
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: step of the skin caroutine.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: You just spray it all over your face and just
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: let it set.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Your skin's amazing.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank you so much, Bio Danced. That's
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: all I think that you do. All I just do
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: like one hundred sprays? Can I go to bed?
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: Wow? Okay, bio Dance, reach out and reach out to.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Your biological parents and get down on the dance floor.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Okay. So then we've got milk Ourx Advanced Better aging cream,
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: some sort of polypeptide complex from Beakman, right, and they've
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: been around since eighteen o two.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: We all know that. Sure, they've been saying words that
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: we all understand forever.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: We've got a Rosafa silky perfection, pearlfection okay, instant plumping, Okay,
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: we'll see.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: Listen, if these are your goals.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: These are the products you grab anybody, anybody I've peaked Ellis,
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Ellis's up on their feet, coming to get that exact plus.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: The next recording of this podcast, my face will be
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: fully melted off.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, so I tried it.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: I will have blinded myself. My teeth will be like shattered.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be Okay, we've got more super food skin
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: drip thistle thing here.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Oh that's it's kind of a pear shaped keychain. Keychain,
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: yes see, Okay, so hood of beauty they send every time,
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: they send me a purse, which the last.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Person every time how many times?
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Oh no, truly they are. I'm obsessed with them. I'm
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: obsessed with them. I have them. They send me a
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: freaking purse, They send me keychains, and they send me
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: like all their powder in their blush and like lip stuff. Wow,
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I love the purses. Definitely gonna have
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: an abundance of purses. Can't have an abundance of.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Yet you didn't bring me a purse.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: And yet what's this?
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: This looks like a weapon. Okay, Circus solet has gotten
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: into the perfume business. They really have, and it looks
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: like a pizza cutter.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: And you're gonna have to believe me on this one.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: I've got another one at home.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: You love it that much?
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: I love it. I love it, and I simply must
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: share with you. Oh it's a light sense, it's very nice.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: It brings to mind Las Vegas, sure, flying through the air,
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: the circus.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: And how gorgeous is this bottle? I know that bottle
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: is really something that's got all out iridescent. One might describe.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: It as, and again, a pizza cutter and a pizza
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: that's going in the keep. Yes, now you've got a
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: coozy from herbal Oasis.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so this is a brand that makes mushroom
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: drinks and weed drinks. Oh and I'm far too selfish
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: to share those.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course that's a valuable item to having.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: The frieze exactly. And also I would have there just
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: weren't anymore right.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: You've consumed all the assumed all in it.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: I'm stoned right now, But I brought you a cutie cozy,
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: a cozy, a kouzzie is.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: It is a cozy coo? I never know. I'm always
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: like right before I say kozy, I think is a cozy.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: I always get scared saying coozy coozy. You know it
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: doesn't it just give scary?
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course, it's like, oh, I don't want
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: to call it. I've got to see particular company. There's cozy, cuzy.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: It is coozy though, cuzy though.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Trying to find a better word, I have to admit.
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: Okay, I see, I think I'm seeing sprite under your cozy.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know if we can reveal that is that true.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: We've just said fifty different product.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: But that is what you saw me getting up to
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: get because it just looks so refreshing, not to endorse,
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: not to endorse.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Like influencing people very.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Quickly, like if you guys don't get a hundred reach
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: outs after this of brands being like and we'd love
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Bridger to do had read and we'd love an a read.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Obey your thirst?
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, like I got you. This is where we
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: continue to just say we are grateful, We are grateful.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Garnier fruitis obey your thirst. Yeah, we'll just apply that
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: to everything. Oh say osa, night dream night serum. The
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: listener has got a whole list right now. It's okay, okay, okay,
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I'll trike that this was a bioretinal interesting.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: And I hear that stuff is important.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: People love retinal people love. But again it's part of
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: these steps, these whole things people do, like a fifty
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: step thing, and you have to wait weeks for results.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: I don't have the patience for that. No, no, or
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: the time or the energy. And going to beds like
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: really sticky and it's fun sometimes. Okay, it's not always
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: fun when you have a partner too. That's like you know,
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: in your space, you're kind of like, don't touch the thing.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: You know, it's just so it ruins the end of
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: the day.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: It does, It does sometimes. Maybe the heck is that
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: you're supposed to do it like an hour or two
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: before bed.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: The scheduling. I know who is able to do that
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: sort of planning in their.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Lives, That's what I'm saying.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: I'm busy watching TV.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: I'm on vacation. I'm on vacation, on vacation.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Come on, let's see here. Now, this looks like a
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: baby bottle. This is from Loreal. We love Lorelee. Okay,
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: your thirst Collagen, moisture, Bounce serum.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: You're right. It is a cutey little that looks like.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Be careful, don't take this to a preschool or a nursery.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Certainly not a lush because that smells like it. This
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: is like a it's like a baby bottle. Yeah, I
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: could easily. I'm not going to drink from us, and
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: that's fair. I wouldn't do that.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Okay. Then we've got more keels retinol okay, and again
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: retinall is important. Any expiration. Maybe I could spray some
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: of this on my face at some.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Point, giving more of a like a a juice dispense
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: more than a yeah.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Well, oh yeah, this is like an into hand wipe
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: on face. That's going in the keep okay, glass lower
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: lit injection galower.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Here we go with theections. Can I dare you to
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: try facete?
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: You just told me a burns, well, I want you
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: to tell me a few should I try it?
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: I need you to tell hear me.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: I'll do a little bit too, Okay, show me how
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: to do it.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you give me one and you keep one,
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: and then we'll burn together.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: Gonna say, okay, you're going to do the cooling instant
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: lip plumber no.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: Which everyone works with my fit.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: You know the one?
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Oh I love that vest.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: You've got actually palm springs.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: Palm springs, that makes sense. It's got a little general
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: stores like cross stitching or something. Right, very cool, thank you. Okay,
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: and then I'm going to try the let's see, I guess.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: Are they all just the same in different colors?
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Yep? Oh well I mean different different color? Yeah yeah,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: different yep, different colors, yep, that's the thing.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, oh oh they have different things. Oh okay.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: These I've already decided on which one I'm going to use.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you the names, and you tell me which
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: I'm when I'm going to use stars are aligned, sweet Spots,
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Chocolate cream Pie or Wifey for lifey? You know which
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: one I'm going to use?
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: Wifey for LIFEY. Let's do this. What do you have there?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: I have hits end will do. So we're gonna try these.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: We're gonna put mouth to thing. Oh my god, mind sparkly.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, and I've got kind of and then.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: You get to sell these. These have our mouth hues.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, okay, So how much do I apply? I know,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: I'm this could ruin me, This could ruin us.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: No, it's gonna be great Okay, So here's what we're
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: gonna do.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: We don't have mirrors, so I'm gonna go first, and
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna let you tell me to make sure
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: that they're doing this right.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, mirror, So you just kind of want to tap
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: a little.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Bit, okay here, yeah, okay, get a good like thread,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: very dry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I make sure you get
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: in there. Oh and here we go. Little burn. I
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: like the sound of a little bit of burn, but
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: it's kind of nice. Okay, let me try. Oh, this
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: one's like, oh my gosh, okay, this one is it
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: tastes like middle school? I like I definitely used to
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: have a lip gloss that was literally just like this.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah, feel free to do a little rub.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Oh that's a great color on you. Huh uh huh
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: oh is it? Oh, it's all am I looking like
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: wifey for lifey who We've got a little bit of
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: a burn coming in.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting a burn.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: It might be me give it a few seconds.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: You break out eyes.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's coming, it is, it's happening. It's happening.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Interesting. I get too strong for this.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: I might just also become like this though in a
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: few seconds and that might be fun.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. It's kind of
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: a menthol burn, right, Okay? Is that that?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: I feel like we just took an edible at the
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: same time, and you're like, I'm it hit.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: We're both I'm feeling it.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, I've got I'm now wifey for lifey.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: So, okay, that just made it to the left side.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Are you keeping that?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm just so disoriented more myrad Now we've
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: got some sort of coupon. Two faces really come strunk?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Thank you? Yes, So I included the card in there
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: so that we could properly discuss this lip injection situation.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: No burn plumping, Well, there is burn, so I waven light.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Right, I'm so sorry to face. Please don't stop sending
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: me things.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: Plumps, limps, plumps, lips instantly.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Hmm. What do you think?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Hmm?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: Anything you guys see a result.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: I don't think that that's a good idea to have
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: your lips plump instantly. That that is usually goes hand
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: in hand with something like shellfish something being wrong.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, do you remember the what was the challenge
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: where people would like like inhale into like a bottle
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: or something so that their lips would immediately inject. Do
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: you remember that. You need to look that up. You
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: need to look that up where.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: People like were they falling off their face?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: What was it called the lip plump challenge? Yeah?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just just search lip plump challenge and see it's
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: like I think you would like put like it around
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: a glass or something.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, oh, the Kylie Jenner lip.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: Challenge, The Kylie Jenner lip Challenge.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: Everything good starts with Kylie. Oh boy, people are looking
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: yep mmm oh and I'm feeling the burn now too.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: It's strengthening. Yeah, people are looking scared.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: This must have ended in tragedy. That's how most of
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: these viral challenges do, Kyla. They looks great though.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: Of course I'm so sorry to have provided you with
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: a burn. But truly you're popping off right now, like
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: the glosses insane. You're you look incredible. I'm like, I
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: don't know what I look like, but tell me, it's
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: look fantastically. You look fantastic. It like matches he continues
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: to match with your vests than you.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: It's perfect.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: No, and truly you found such a great lip color.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: This is awesome.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I finally found that I've been looking forever and
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: it was wifey for LIFEY.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Wifey for LIFEY, you can relief.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, more lip injection.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Oh okay. Those are just literally the like like powder sponges.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: These are good to have around the house. These spare matches, batteries. Absolutely,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: They're the sort of thing that you know that's a key.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: It's like blots.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Occasionally you need something, they.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: Send a hundred.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: The thing when these companies send you things, it's like
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: you do remember you realize I'm one person. You've got
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: to remember I'm one. I'm not I don't have a warehouse.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: I'm one grateful, but again, one person.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: One person. Just save yourself on the shipping. Yes, yes,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: I just one custom personalized box, one thing from every
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: single brand in the world could be sent to us.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: Right, that would be That would be great, That would
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: be great, and we start our own yes, okay. And
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: then this is a uh huh lavender and milkshake. Yes,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: I think we've gotten every product here, I think. And
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: then we have a loose lid.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is that's for the retinal Oh. I was
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: because I thought construct Once you get it, you close
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: the lid, and that's the game.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: I think officially you've brought me the most gifts ever
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: on this podcast. I mean, I can't imagine how many items.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, what gets to live on the set?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's up to our wonderful crew here.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, I mean you guys can keep the one that
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: burned you and me. Yeah, the one that's actively tingling
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: on our lips just at this present moment.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: The one that leads us to being unrecognizable.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the one that's happening right now.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: I feel it in my gums.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's that.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: Well, this is great. I'm so thrilled to have so
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: many problems.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: You're welcome.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: This is really lovely. I'm going to just slowly start
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: applying these.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, let me know. I'll be back on the
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: pod in about six to eight weeks.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: Right wait, I thought Bridger hosted This is the Sky.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: You look completely different. You have these huge curls.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: I'm worried. Okay, we don't need to put them all away.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Let's say we'll just shovel. I like the sound that
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: we're making.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: This is good, This is good. This is good cherry
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: experience that didn't make any sound. Yeah, people like to
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: hear it open like that one was big.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: That one was just like a little sound experiment.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you ready for this. I'm gonna do a spray.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: We're gonna get a little sent up in this bitch.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Oh that was that was big. That was big.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, boy smells rosy cheeks.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: We love you. Let's see saving.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: Makes a good noise when you pull it out.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Let's try it again.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: Oh that was the.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: Uh I I loved? How was the lip burner? You
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: guys two faces never sending me anything ever again? Literally
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: when I told when I told my boyfriend that I
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: was bringing all of this pr on set, he was
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: like my publicist and literally being like, Okay, we'll just
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: make sure that brainds know that you know you are
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: happy with all the stuff that you're sending.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: Like, no, she told me before this, I'm giving you
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: a bunch of crap. Don't put on you.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: Don't want to come off as ungrateful, So just make
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: sure that you are continuing to reiterate that you are
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: a blessed person. And I was like, you got it,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: you got it. I'm so happy to receive all of
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: these presents. Thank you so much. I am sharing my wealth.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm thrilled about these good good. Well, I think
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: we should play a game. Yes, we're going to play
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: a game called Gift Your a Curse. I need a
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: number between one and ten from you eight.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: I have to do some light calculating to get our
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: game pieces. So right now you can promote, recommend, do
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: whatever you want. I'll be right back.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, we already talked about Festpool because Bridger brought
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: it up. I literally was like, we don't have to
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: talk about it, but then Bridger just pulled out the flyers.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Don't know where he got that, but yes, Festpool is out.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: You can follow at Festpool Pod on Instagram, TikTok, of
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: course YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts. We also,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: of course do a video recording of it, so all
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: the videos are up on YouTube, so go check that out.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: You can also check out I did a comedy show
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: that is now now streaming and is now more of
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: a comedy special that's out and about and it's called
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: How I Met Your Massy. We are about to tour,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: actually bringing it to New York next month and then
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: hopefully a few other stops along the way later, which
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: is a little bit of a tease and a sneak
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: peak soul.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: Well, that's great. Everybody find all of this find a
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Russia online, et cetera. Yes, oh, I'm excited for that show.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Not a Urusha et cetera. It's actually just
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: a Rasha. It's just a mononym. Actually, would you know
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: I'm teaching you. I I like et cetera. It could
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: be cute, it could be new.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of a fune. It's kind of a yeah,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: I think that would work for you.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: Rausha et cetera.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: That's your second chapter.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me just call my agent. I'm
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: gonna have I'm gonna head out.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: Russia et cetera. Yes, Okay, this is how we play
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: Gift or a Curse. I'm going to name three things. You'll
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: tell me if they're a gift or a curse and why,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: and then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: because there are correct answers. Okay, you can lose, so
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: I need you to be careful.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, all three like as a bundle.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: You have to be No, I'll name one. You'll say
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: if it's a gift or curse and why?
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: On and on? Incredible?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: All right. This first one is from a listener named Sarah.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: Gift or a curse when people bring Bluetooth speakers.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: On a hike. No, no, no, curse, cursed, cursed because
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: you're not alone on this journey. Queen like, I like,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: if we're bringing the speaker, we better be bringing some
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: headphones we need and the connecting kind that have, like
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: the dongle that hangs off and somehow we're all connected
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: to the same thing. That is a gift. This is
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: a curse. I ask Nobody asked, what row?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: What gift? I'm going to look. I understand conceptually, this
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: is one of the most annoying things you can possibly do.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: Whether you're doing it on a hike, on a bus,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: on the subway, there's a little part of me when
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: somebody's doing this. I'm having a good listening to their tunes.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: I think it's great. I think bring it along. Blast
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: your tunes at me.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: You're on the hike and you're bio dancing.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: I'm bio dancing.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Mom and dad, we love this music. This is La Baby.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: That's wild. That's a wild take.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: Now, this is something I would never do myself, but
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: when somebody brings along, it's usually a fun song we're
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: hearing and we move on with our day. No, I
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: think it's a gift.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: No, if a friend pulls up with that, I'm saying,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: thank you for bringing that. You better leave that in
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: the trunk of your car. I don't even want it
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: in the passenger seat. I want it to be hidden.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: I think it's a gift. I mean, I know it's
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: a gift. You're wrong. Okay. Number two, this is from
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: a listener named Cameron. Gift or a curse shoes on household?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: No, actually so much more cursed? Why cursed as hell? Listen,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: I'm Asian. You are going to take your dirty, gum filled,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: dirt soiled, hash slinging shoes off off and you know,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: and you know what to We're not even being selective
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: about it. It's not like, oh, I'm having people over.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: They can keep their shoes on. They can take their
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: shoes off. There's more to being a cowboy than kicking
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: your boots off.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: Like, is that a phrase? I don't know that should
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: be on a sign.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: I think I've probably read it on a sign.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: There's more to being a cowboy than kicking your boots off.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the monkey told me that he took my brother.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: He left the words, he said, here you go, and
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: they were just they stuck with me. So you're saying, curse,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: huge curse, huge curse.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Correct. Correct. I can't fight against the household where everyone's
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: just walking around in their shoes. What is that you
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: live in a public restroom. I don't understand that this
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: has ever been a thing. It's really confusing to me
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: that shoes off households are like a novelty to some people.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: And so soon as you forget get air or like
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: you leave like a phone on a counter and you
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: like walk a few extra steps, totally.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: There's room. There's you can have some exceptions on occasion, sure,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: but the idea of everybody just running around in their
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: shoes like it's a bus station.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you doing? You got shoes on the couch.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: You're filthy, you're discussed.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: She was in the bed.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, I can't imagine.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: I'm really sorry.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: That's somebody who's going through something. That's somebody who's Yeah,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: they they'll regret their choices they're making in that era
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: of their lives exactly.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: And you know she was in bed.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no curse.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: That's a curse. Okay, you've gone one right so far.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: This is from a listener named Randy. Gift or a
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: curse when someone says we've been busy as part of
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: their pregnancy announcement.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: I love it, Listen, there's a reason why, Like those
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: stupid little cliches are cliches. It's like, you know, there's
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: nothing wrong with that one, is what I'm saying. Like,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: it's it's the same energy as like, you know, like
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: the husbands that are like, you gotta keep the missus happy.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: It's that is that kind of tone that's like, shut up,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: don't come near me ever. But this one's Okay, we've
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: been busy. Yeah, you've been busy. You've been busy knocking boots,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: you've been busy reproducing. I get I get it. You
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: have been busy. You're telling me the truth, and you're
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: doing it in a fun, silly, comedic way. I love you.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: I love your gift. I love your gift.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: Correct gift. Great, drag me into your sex life, Drag me,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: kicking and screaming into how you created your child. I
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: need to imagine this. Yes, uh, give me a hint
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: as to how it all happened. Totally sexy.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: I've been asking people where are they getting babies? Nobody's
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: telling me. They're just telling me that they've been busy. Yes,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: I've been busy.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: We've been busy. Every every pregnancy announcement should say something
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: along these lines. Maybe just even we had sex. Yes,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: that's a good one for a baby.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: And tell me exactly how this baby was conceived. Yeah,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: that's what I want to know. Track it for me.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: I think it's nice. I think it's nice, and I
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: don't think there's anything wrong with it. Great, it's a gift.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: It's a gift.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: Well, you've got two out of three pretty.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Good, sixty six per sixty six percent. You're soaring yay,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: I'll take it.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: Well, we should answer a listener question, would you help me? So?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Why did I choose eight?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: This is a question that happens occasionally on this podcast.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Now I have a list of thousands of suggestions at
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: this point, and we do them randomly. Okay, So I
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: do you know one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: there's one and it gives It's very gracious of me
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: giving you some time to promote. That's let's be honest. No,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: that very gracious of me.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: Hey, I've got this. Are you ready? I am so grateful.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: I am so yes, I'm just grateful to get the
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: time to plug and promote.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: I love you guys.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: There we go. That's the answer, and eight was a
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: nice choice, nice round number.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: All right, people are writing into I said no gifts
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: at gmail dot com. Will you help me answer a question? Yes,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: all right, this is dear Bridger and malicious guest. That's rude.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: My partner and I are getting married in three months.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Here's here's a link to our wedding website in case
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: you'd like to purchase something off our registry. Oh, okay,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: we're off to it.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, kay tacky, Sure, tacky.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: We're dealing with the tacky person, so just keep that
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: in mind.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: We are both very excited about the wedding, and my
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: family has been enthusiastically supportive. My fiance's family, on the
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: other hand, has been totally disengaged and they seem to
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: not be thrilled about the whole thing. My fiance's parents
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: seem unhappy in their own marriage. They once told me
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: in front of my fiance that their children are the
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: only thing holding their marriage together. They never opened our
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: save the date email. Okay, well that's their business, and
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: haven't commented on the invitation we sent them weeks ago.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: His sister is divorced and has taken every opportunity to
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: bash our excitement about the wedding. She told us not
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: to bother tasting wedding cakes because they're all horrible and
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: we won't get any anyway, and she advised my fiance
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: to hide his and to hide his financial assets from
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: me so he wouldn't have to shell out if we
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: get divorced. I know that these people are likely projecting
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: their own unhappiness onto my relationship, but how do I
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: deal with them? Is there any hope in convincing them
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: that love isn't dead, or at the very least that
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: they should be a bit more supportive? Thank you for
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: your wise advice. Enraged and engaged in North Carolina.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, well that was sic of you. Oh I do
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Well, but that's not going to make up for just
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: how deeply tacky the rest.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: Of this, right, I mean, listen, we can't maybe send
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: you anything on your registry, but if you want too
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: far to quickly explained, Yeah, if she wants.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: Stuff that you have to use by July, we've got you.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: This person first of all, asks to give me, to
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: give them a gift and maybe you. Yeah, they go
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: on to attack their future in laws, the in laws
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: who so nicely said that their children are holding the
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: marriage together. I think that's nice.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: It's so sweet. I think that's nice thing.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: You kids are so important that even though we despise
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: each other, you're keeping it together your sacrifice. I think
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: that's very nice. Yeah, the sister is divorced, she's going
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: through something. She apparently didn't like her wedding cake. So
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: she's been through a lot of problems in her life.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: There is only one flavor that does make sense.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: It makes perfect sense. And so she's attacked the parents
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: and the sister. There are probably other family members she
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: just didn't have time to attack, and so, and then
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: she's trying to get deal with them. Well, stop being
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: so horrible to.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: Them, right, Have you ever heard of the let them theory?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, let them attack your.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Let them harass you.
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  Speaker 3: Let them drag you through their own problems.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's so clear though that You're right. These people
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  Speaker 2: have been just like we recently were on this podcast
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  Speaker 2: Burned Burned.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: We're burned recently.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: Currently currently we're we're performing through our.
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  Speaker 3: Burn but our lips have never looked better.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, But we're snatched.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: We look off. Some beauty is pain. They've they've been
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: so burned so bad. They hate their own marriage. The
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: sister got a divorce, so she hates marriage. They hate
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: just the idea of love right now. And this person
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: in the family is seemingly finding success right sending probably
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: cuty little save the dates, or maybe they're tacky, because
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: that's what we think.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm sure one of these things said we've been busy.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: Yes, oh my god, and what a gift.
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  Speaker 2: So I would say, I mean, what's the what's the
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: partner's role in all this? The guy sucks, he's a problem, right.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: I just feel like if my family was the one
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: behaving like that, you kind of have to be like, hey, yeah,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: cut it out, cut that shit out.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: But the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
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  Speaker 3: This is going to be a bad marriage because she's
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: marrying someone from this family. They are bad at being married.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: Because if your family sucks, you suck that.
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  Speaker 3: We know how it works.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly. That's a blanket statement. It's not there's
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: no nuance right that ever?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And so these two, I mean I think ultimately, why
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: not just you've got three months to the wedding? Why
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: not end it now? I'm now looking at their registry?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, or like three months, like focus on your wedding, then, girl,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: what are you doing thinking about like your fiance's family?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: Like who does that?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: Who thinks about like literally anybody else except for themselves
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: leading up to your wedding?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they want grapefruit spoons. I think I've actually given
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: grapefruit spoons as a housewarming gift before.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: Why did those exist? Why does that?
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  Speaker 3: It's a beautiful thing to have a little spoon with a.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: Saw, so it doesn't like get everywhere, and it's.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Just kind of the perfect thing that only does one thing.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, but you know what, you can.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: Also defend your home with it.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: Sharp No, No, who's putting that on a registry? Why
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: is that on a registry?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: Engaged and enraged? Well, it looks like they've asked for
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: the world here they want. I mean, this list goes
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: on and on and on. Oh my goodness, I will
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: say that looks like they're also asking for some sort
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: of card game. Let's see a soap dish. Well, they're
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: not getting any of this from me beautiful teapot. Though.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: All the brands that have tapped in and are watching
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: this episode, their ears might be broken up.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: Look at this, I'm gonna I'm gonna promote something called
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: Emerson Creek Pottery because look how cute that teapot is.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, that is cutie, that is cuty. I went to
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: Emerson Oh interesting.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: This is a spinoff of Emerson College.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, Emerson Emerson makes teeple. They used to teach college
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: courses worthless. Yes, stupid, stupid business idea, very bad this
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: they're taking off teapots.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: Everybody needs a teapot. They have them on their wedding registries. Yes, well,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: I think we answered the question almost perfectly. I would
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: say more than perfectly. We solved it and we were
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: going through something at the time. Yes, we were suffering.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: No, we are so selfless.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: Wow, I think we did a nice job. You might
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: have just saved someone's life.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: Gosh.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: I hope they have a wonderful wedding, I really do
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: I have.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: I hope that it ends soon.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that they go on vacation while they're at
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: their wedding.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Sure, get out of that situation.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: It's nasty, just marriage in general.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I've got hundreds of items. Now I'm very
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: excited to kind of dip and try and test and burn. Yes,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: thank you for bringing these, of course. Thank you to brands. Yes, ultimately,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: thank you brand.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: Thank you brands, thank you. Shout up, Organs, Vasoline, Gardner, Fructisse,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: circ silet loreal Uh, you're ad super foods, bio dance, biodance.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 6: Okay, Keels, two faced, two faced, if you're still with us,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 6: if you're still with us, better than we are.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Hanging on and listen a little bit less of a burn.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah right now.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's going down.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: It's going down, and I'm yelling timber and so let
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: us know, Kasha, reach out, reach out, reach out.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you so much for being here. I've had
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: such a lovely time.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: Yes, this is great and I better see you on
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: that festipool.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: Couch reach out reach out. Don't make me call the number.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, listener, the podcast is over.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: I'm burning. I have to move on, move on with
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: your day. I love you, goodbye, I said, No Gifts
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is Ellis Nelson,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: theme song is by Miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we
• 1:23:14
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• 1:23:18
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• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: that's where you're going to see pictures of all these
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: the gifts?
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: Hello?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: Invit did you hear?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: Funa man myself perfectly clear? But you're a guest to me.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no, guests,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: So how do you dad to survey me? Fiften