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We Break Down UFC At The White House | La Casa No Gana Episode #93 · The House Never Wins

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  - The UFC
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  - White House week has arrived. And today, we
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  - have all the details for you and just
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  - for you in this 93 episode of La
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  - Casa No Ghana. Welcome, Pau. Welcome, Tom. How
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  - are you guys?
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  - Hey, Nate. It's super to be with you,
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  - Fabi, and with Tom.
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  - Yeah. Happy to be here again.
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  - Okay, sports babies. Today's episode generally
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  - sounds fake.
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  - Because somehow the UFC is fighting at the
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  - White House.
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  - Yeah. Which which feels less like a sport
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  - and more like America unlocked the secret level.
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  - Yes. And before we start,
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  - Tom is back. Yay.
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  - Our favorite recurring guest house survived the last
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  - episode.
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  - Static.
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  - So now officially join us for that chaos.
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  - Today, we're breaking down the UFC White House
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  - card, knockouts,
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  - main event, violence, Internet reactions, weather chaos, believe
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  - it or not.
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  - And probably at least three fights in this
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  - card will end with some rising coast.
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  - Yeah. This entire event feels like a fever
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  - dream and somehow it's one of the most
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  - anticipated cards of the year. Exactly
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  - why we had to talk about it.
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  - So grab your parlays,
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  - emotionally
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  - prepare yourselves.
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  - And pray for the poor peoples and in
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  - Capeside in the rain.
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  - Let's get into it.
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  - Okay, guys. Rapid fire number one, Tapuya versus
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  - Gadget. Okay, Tom. As our special guest, explain
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  - this main event in one sense.
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  - Oh.
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  - Somebody's getting sent to another dimension. Yeah. That's
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  - it. Perfect. He understand
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  - the show already. I mean, Ilya Topuria versus
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  - Justin Gatien honestly
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  - feels illegal.
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  - Yes. Like, this is the kind of matchup
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  - you create in UFC career
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  - mode after midnight.
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  - Yeah. Topuria, right now, might actually be the
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  - scariest man in MMA.
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  - I mean, undefeated,
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  - precision
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  - striking,
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  - brilliant confidence.
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  - Yes. Meanwhile,
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  - that he fights like Grant is due tomorrow.
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  - Yeah. Justin Gaethje physically cannot have a boring
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  - fight.
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  - I mean, also the fact that Arman reportedly
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  - dropped a million, yes, a million dollar bet
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  - on gadget.
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  - That's insane.
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  - I mean
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  - MMA
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  - gamblers need
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  - therapy, honestly.
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  - Well, that's not betting anymore. That's emotional warfare.
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  - Okay. But who wins? Who wins? What name?
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  - For me, Tapuriya. Tapuriya.
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  - Yeah. The technical edge is just too hard
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  - to ignore, I think. I think KG by
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  - Chaos. American Energy. Let's go with it. Oh
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  - my god. Okay. That's right. Already.
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  - Okay. Rapid fire number two. Pereira the monster.
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  - Okay. Alex Pereira versus
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  - Sirigain.
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  - Tom. Tom. Hear me out. Are you emotionally
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  - prepared for heavyweight Pereira?
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  - I think nobody is. I think nobody is.
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  - Yes. This man already punched like a dark
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  - souls boss,
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  - and now he's at heavyweight
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  - terrifying people on government property.
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  - That's the most American sports sentence ever. Yes.
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  - The scary thing is Faeria
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  - become heavyweight champ feels weirdly possibly.
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  - I mean, that that left hawk generally
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  - changed lives.
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  - Yeah. I mean,
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  - Gan is super talented but people still questions
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  - him in huge moments.
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  - Exactly.
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  - Every game of fight feels like
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  - art class until somebody
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  - tickles him emotionally.
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  - That's so accurate. It hurts.
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  - Fredrickson? Pereira by Left Hook from Hell.
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  - Yeah. I think Pereira by his terrifying aura.
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  - Gain decision because I support chaos. Yes. Okay.
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  - Yes. Let's talk about rapid fire number three,
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  - O'Miley,
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  - main character
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  - energy.
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  - I mean, Shan O'Miley on White House card
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  - makes too much sense
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  - or what? Yes, O'Miley. Like, this event once
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  - built in a laugh for him, maybe. Marketing
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  - teams probably dream about this stuff. Yes. I
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  - mean, thin hair, giant audience,
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  - wire clips.
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  - Main character Syndrome activated.
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  - But honestly, guys, there's pressure now.
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  - Yeah. There's huge pressure for him. People actually
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  - stop seeing Shonna as the fun Internet striker.
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  - Not anymore.
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  - Yes. Now they expect superstar performance every time.
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  - Yeah. And MMA fans turned all stars really
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  - fast just like this. Yes. Especially online. One
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  - bad fight and Twitter starts writing the commentaries
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  - about your downfall.
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  - Yeah. MMA, Twitter is genuinely
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  - a terrifying place.
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  - Now, guys, who wins foul?
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  - For me, O'Malley.
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  - Tom?
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  - O'Malley but
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  - stressful.
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  - Exactly. Like, weird split decision energy kind of.
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  - Yeah.
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  - Now
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  - rapid fire number four,
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  - Michael Chandler is insane. Yes. Can we discuss
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  - please Michael Chandler for a second?
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  - You mean the human car crash? I mean,
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  - every Chandler fight feels like he drunk five
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  - energy drinks and so, Destiny.
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  - Yes. This man fights like somebody insulted his
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  - family before every round at Navy. He's favorite
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  - restaurant too. I don't know.
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  - And Mauricio Rafi is one of the trendiest
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  - name in MMA right now. Yeah. Paco fans
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  - love him. And also, Twitter analysts talk about
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  - him like he's football's next wonder kid. But
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  - remember, Chandler creates chaos against everybody.
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  - Yep. And that's the main reason why he's
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  - so terrifying.
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  - Yeah. Yes. You can be winning comfortably.
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  - And suddenly, Michael Chandler starts flying at you.
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  - Now rapid fire number five, guys. The weather
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  - problem.
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  - Okay. We need to talk about the weather
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  - because that's that's important here. Yes, Fabi. Because
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  - this event being outdoors is actually
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  - hilarious. M a already has enough variables.
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  - Yeah. I mean, the rain potentially
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  - can be affecting title fights fights at the
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  - White House. It's just big MMA.
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  - And Joe Rogan questioning the whole setup policy
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  - made it even funnier. Yes. And then why
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  - basically said, we stop for lightning and nothing
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  - else.
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  - That's
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  - such classic data wipe logic.
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  - Imagine this. Imagine sleeping on wet canvas in
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  - front of the White House.
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  - Historic sports moment. Honestly, Fabi.
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  - Yeah. These entire events just feels like a
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  - satire.
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  - Yes. So now let's talk about rapid fire
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  - number six, Internet chaos. Yes. The Internet reaction
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  - to this card has been amazing with capital
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  - letters. Yes. Some fans love it.
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  - But some of the fans just fell betrayed
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  - because there was no Conor McGregor or John
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  - Jones. Yes. Which happens every UFC
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  - event, honestly.
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  - But, I mean, Conor McGregor rumors rumors appear
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  - every six or seven minutes.
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  - Yeah. He's basically MMA folklore. He's like a
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  - legend right now.
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  - So MMA fans really expect Dana White to
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  - summon every superstar to lies.
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  - Meanwhile, the actual card is still violence enough
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  - to traumatize people.
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  - As it should. As it should. Yeah. So
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  - final final rapid fire. Are you guys ready?
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  - Yes. We are ready. My favorite part. So
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  - okay. Fast answers only. No explanations. No pieces.
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  - Let's go. Let's go. Most most likely knockout.
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  - Topuria.
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  - Pereira.
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  - Most chaotic fight. Ganti automatically.
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  - Mike and Chandler exists.
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  - Yes. Correct.
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  - Most likely meme.
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  - I think weather delay.
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  - Yes. Most ever aura on the card. Pereira.
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  - I'll go with Geiji this time. Last question.
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  - Most likely to accidentally
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  - create historic sports moment.
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  - The entire event.
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  - Yay. So
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  - Final predictions.
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  - Topuria
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  - by knockout. Pereira by terrifying violence.
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  - And I think Omalis suvies the Internet pressure.
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  - Michael Chandler creates chaos regardless of outcome.
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  - And somebody's definitely tweeting America
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  - kicked here.
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  - Yeah. That that that happen probably be before
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  - the co main event.
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  - So okay, babies. That's our UFC White House
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  - rapid fire episode.
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  - And thank you to our honorary chaos analyst,
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  - Tom, for surviving this new appearance.
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  - Yeah. I think I belong here, honestly.
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  - I'm a I'm a agree that you are
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  - here.
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  - I mean, let us know let us know
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  - if Tom should officially become part of this
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  - fight episodes.
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  - Yeah. Please say yes. Yes. Alright. Emotionally moved
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  - in. Drop your predictions below because this card
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  - generally feels
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