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Cook Islands 2026: Worth The Hype? Overtourism & Real Costs · Phil and H Travel - Is It Worth It? Top Travel Destinations Explored!

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  Welcome back to the Deep Dive. Today we are heading into the
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  Pacific, but right off the bat I want you to erase that mental
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  image you probably have. Yeah, the classic postcard
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  image. Exactly.
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  We are not doing the, you know, the overwater bungalow conveyor
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  belt of the Maldives. We're bypassing those resort
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  enclaves in Fiji where you basically don't ever leave the
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  front gate. Right, the walled gardens.
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  Yeah, we are skipping the massive corporate hotel chains
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  of Tahiti instead. Our mission today, based on the
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  incredible materials we've been going through, is to land right
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  in the middle of the Cook Islands.
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  And this is a really fascinating 1 to unpack because it it
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  actively challenges the standard definition of a tropical
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  vacation. If you look at the logistics,
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  the cultural layout and the entire economic structure, the
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  picture that emerges is something quite unique.
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  It's what they call the anti resort.
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  The anti resort Exactly. I have to say I love that term.
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  It sounds rebellious but it also sounds like a lot of work.
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  Like when I hear anti resort my brain instantly translates that
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  to no room service and I have to make my own bed.
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  Well. You aren't entirely wrong there.
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  It is a rebellion against the standard model, but in a very
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  structural sense. I mean, think about Fiji for a
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  second. OK, yeah, you land at naughty,
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  you get on a shuttle bus or maybe a boat, and you go to
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  Dinaro or some private island resort.
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  You are fenced in. With the wristband.
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  Right, You have a wristband, you have an all inclusive meal plan,
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  and honestly, you might never see a local person who isn't
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  actively serving you a drink or cleaning your room.
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  It is a total bubble. It's a golden cage, very
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  comfortable, but definitely a cage.
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  Precisely. And the Cook Islands is
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  completely different. You should really think of the
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  entire country as basically the world's largest Airbnb
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  community. That is a wild distinction to
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  make. So you aren't staying on a
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  dedicated property, you're just living on the island?
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  Yeah, it's a fully decentralized model.
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  You rent a holiday home, a villa or what?
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  The Kiwis call a back. You don't pick up the phone to
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  call the concierge for dinner reservations.
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  You're on your own. You are.
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  You get on a scooter, you drive yourself to the grocery store,
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  you buy your own eggs and bread, and you cook your own breakfast
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  on your own patio. OK so I am forced to integrate.
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  I really can't just hideaway by a swim up bar.
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  You can't, and that is entirely by design.
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  There's actually a local law. People there call it the Coconut
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  Tree Law, which dictates that no building on the island can be
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  taller than a coconut tree. Wait seriously?
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  A literal coconut tree? Is there like a standard tree
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  height they measure against? It's generally interpreted as
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  two stories, maybe three if you really push the architectural
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  limits, but literally yes. That means no high rises, no
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  massive concrete blocks blocking the ocean view, no massive hotel
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  chains cowering over the beach. That totally changes the visual
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  land speed. It does.
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  You don't feel like you are in a built up tourist zone at all.
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  You just feel like you were in a low density village that happens
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  to have visitors. That sounds idyllic, visually at
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  least. But let's go back to the living
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  like a local part, because usually when I try to live like
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  a local in a foreign country, I accidentally break some unspoken
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  rule I didn't know existed. Oh, absolutely.
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  And there's one rule in our research today that really stood
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  out to me as a massive potential vacation ruiner for the
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  unprepared the Sunday shutdown. Yes, this is huge and it's not a
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  suggestion. It is a hard cultural and legal
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  stop, right? In the US or the UK, Sunday is
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  just, you know, a second Saturday's day for brunch.
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  In the Cook Islands, Sunday is legally dead.
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  Define dead. Are we talking sleepytown dead
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  or post apocalyptic dead? We were talking distinct legal
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  prohibition. Dead alcohol sales are
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  completely banned. You cannot walk into a store and
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  buy a bottle of wine. Wow.
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  Most shops are closed. The cafes are closed.
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  Even the water sports operators, the guys who rent out kayaks or
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  take you out on lagoon cruises, they generally do not run.
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  The entire lagoon is just quiet. Right, so let's play out a
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  nightmare scenario here. Let's say I am a stressed out
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  executive. I fly in on a Saturday night, I
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  land at 10 PMI get my bags, I get to my villa.
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  I wake up Sunday morning, I have absolutely no food in the
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  fridge, no coffee, and I really, really want a cold beer by the
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  pool. You are totally out of luck
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  until Monday morning. Seriously.
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  Nothing. Seriously, if you arrive late
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  Saturday night without supplies, no water, no food, no beer, you
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  are going to have a very sober and potentially very hungry
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  Sunday. That's rough.
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  You might find a single gas station open where you can grab
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  a bag of chips, but that is about it.
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  That is a serious logistical warning for anyone planning a
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  trip. It feels like you have to plan
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  your arrival like a tactical insertion.
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  It really is. Yeah.
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  And the Sunday rules go beyond just commerce.
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  The quiet custom is strictly enforced.
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  You cannot fire up a lawnmower, and you really shouldn't be
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  making any loud noise. So no pool parties.
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  Definitely no pool parties. Yeah, if you're a tourist
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  partying in your backyard on a Sunday, blasting music, you're
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  going to get some very disapproving looks.
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  Or perhaps a direct visit from the police.
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  It's deeply about respect. The island is resting.
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  It really sets the tone that you are a guest in their house, not
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  just a paying customer in a hotel.
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  Exactly, and making that mental shift is the absolute key to
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  enjoying the Cook Islands. If you fight it, you will be
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  miserable, but if you lean into it, it's incredibly peaceful.
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  OK, let's zoom out a bit. We know the vibe is anti resort,
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  but where exactly are we? When I look at a map, the
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  Pacific is, well, it's mostly empty water.
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  It's terrifyingly huge. It is massive.
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  We are essentially right in the Polynesian triangle.
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  To give you some cultural triangulation, the Cook Islands
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  are closest to the New Zealand Maori.
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  In fact, the languages are mutually intelligible.
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  Really. So a malware speaker from
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  Auckland can just land in Ryatonga and start chatting.
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  For the most part, yeah, they can understand about 70 to 80%
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  of what is being said. It's much more like a dialect
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  difference rather than a completely foreign language.
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  That's a very strong connection. It is and in terms of
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  development, it sits in a very specific Goldilocks zone.
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  It is more developed than Samoa, which is very traditional, very
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  rugged and has less infrastructure, right.
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  But it's less commercial and definitely less expensive than
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  French Polynesia, places like Tahiti or Bora Bora, which feel
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  very European and very pricey and as we said, less enclosed
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  than Fiji. So who is actually going there?
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  If I look around the airport baggage claim, who am I standing
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  next to? You are primarily seeing New
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  Zealanders. About 50 to 70% of all visitors
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  are Kiwis. It is essentially their Hawaii.
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  Makes sense? It's a short flight for them,
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  about four hours out of Auckland.
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  They use the same currency mostly, and it feels familiar.
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  After that, you get a solid chunk of Australians and then
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  just a smattering of Americans and Europeans who have trekked
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  halfway across the globe. You mentioned the currency
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  mostly. This was one of the surprising
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  facts that jumped out at me from the dive.
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  They use the New Zealand dollar, but with A twist.
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  Yeah, this is a really fun quirk.
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  They do use New Zealand currency, so the paper notes,
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  well the plastic notes are the exact same ones you see in
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  Auckland, but the Cook Islands mints its own physical coins
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  that are legal tender only within the islands.
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  And they aren't just normal round coins, right?
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  No, the $2.00 coin is triangular.
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  A triangle coin that sounds like something straight out of a
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  fantasy novel. It really does.
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  It's a rounded triangle and the $5 coin is this heavy
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  substantial piece of metal with a traditional vodka sailing
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  canoe engraved on it. But the catch is because they
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  are only legal tender there, you cannot exchange them back when
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  you leave. I see the game they're playing.
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  Yeah, if you come home with a pocket full of triangular coins,
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  congratulations, they are now souvenirs.
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  You can't deposit them in your bank in New York or London.
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  That is brilliant marketing. You essentially force people to
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  keep the change as a keepsake. I mean, I'd probably keep it
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  anyway. A triangle coin is cool.
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  It totally works. Now, another surprising fact
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  that really matters for the anxious traveler, and this is
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  great for anyone who has a phobia of nature, is what's
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  known as the safe jungle. Safe jungle sounds like an
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  oxymoron to me. Usually jungle means things that
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  want to bite you. Not here.
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  There are 0 snakes in the Cook Islands 0.
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  None. Not even a little harmless
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  garden snake. None.
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  There are no venomous spiders. There are no deadly land
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  animals, no tigers, no bears, no poisonous frogs.
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  That is amazing. You can hike right through the
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  dense Bush in the interior of Varatonga, pushing your way
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  through ferns and vines, and the absolutely most dangerous thing
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  you will encounter is a stray dog.
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  They call them pot cakes or maybe a centipede.
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  That is a massive selling point. It really changes the whole
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  hiking experience when you aren't constantly scanning the
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  ground for death noodles. Absolutely.
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  It makes the exploration feel so much more accessible to the
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  average person. And what about the third fact?
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  This one sounded huge in scale from our notes.
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  The scale of their ocean conservation.
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  The country has declared its entire exclusive economic zone
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  as the Marai Moana Marine Sanctuary.
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  We are talking about 2,000,000 square kilometers of ocean.
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  Can you contextualize that size for?
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  US that is roughly the size of Western Europe.
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  The size of Western Europe? That is insane.
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  Yes, and within that entire zone there are heavy bands on large
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  scale commercial fishing and seabed mining.
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  It is easily one of the boldest conservation moves anywhere in
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  the Pacific. It basically says our ocean is
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  our wealth, but not in the way you think.
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  It's wealth because it's alive, not because we can extract
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  resources from it. That is incredibly impressive.
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  Now, before we get too comfortable, I want to talk
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  about the physical layout. We keep saying the Cook Islands,
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  but really, for a tourist, we're talking about two main islands,
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  right? Rarotonga and Naitutaki.
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  Correct and confusing the two of a very common mistake people
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  make when booking. Rarotonga is the main island.
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  It is the capital but do not think deserted island.
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  Rarotonga is a fully functioning micro nation.
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  So it's busy. It has rush hour traffic, mostly
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  scooters, but still it has paved roads.
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  It has a dense coastline of houses, schools and churches.
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  So if you were expecting Tom Hanks and Castaway, Rarotonga
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  isn't it? No, for that you go to Aitataki.
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  Aitataki is the one that actually fits the hype of the
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  deserted turquoise lagoon experience.
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  Rarotonga is much more like a laid back New Zealand coastal
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  town that just got dropped into the tropics.
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  I do Taki as the actual postcard.
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  OK, let's simulate the arrival then.
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  Let's say we are flying into Rarotonga.
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  Most flights arrive from Auckland or maybe Los Angeles.
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  What is that first hour look and feel like?
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  Well, the landing itself is highly sensory.
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  The runway ends practically in the ocean.
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  You land and there are no jet bridges.
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  You walk right out onto the tarmac and the first thing that
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  hits you is the heat. It's this thick humid blanket,
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  but also the smell. What does it smell like?
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  It's a mix of burning coconut husks, which everyone uses
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  locally for mosquito repellent and sweet frangipani flowers.
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  It is incredibly distinct. That sounds incredible.
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  And then you hear Jake. Jake.
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  Who is Jake? Jake Numanga, or well, his
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  successor now for over 30 years there has been a guy playing the
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  ukulele and singing right at baggage claim.
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  Just live music at the carousel. It's not a recording, it's live.
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  It's this immediate immersion into that welcoming auntie's
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  house vibe. You haven't even gotten your
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  suitcase yet and you are being serenaded.
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  I love that it disarms you immediately, but then the vibe
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  shifts gears pretty quickly when you actually get to customs,
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  right. I've heard stories about Pacific
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  Bio security. Intense is the right word.
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  If you think island time applies to the bio security security
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  officers, you are very wrong. The Cook Islands has New Zealand
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  levels of strictness. They are utterly terrified of
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  invasive species, specifically the fruit fly and certain
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  agricultural plant diseases. So no bringing in leftover
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  snacks from the plane. You have to declare everything.
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  If you fail to declare an apple or a leftover ham sandwich in
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  your backpack, it is an instant 400 New Zealand dollar fine.
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  No warnings, no. Oh, I forgot it was in there.
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  Just a ticket. Ouch.
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  That is an expensive apple. And it gets even more specific
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  than food. If you were bringing camping
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  gear or hiking boots they will inspect them.
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  I have seen bio security officers literally take hiking
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  boots away from tourists right in line because there was dried
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  mud on the sole. Because of the seeds trapped in
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  the mud. Exactly.
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  They do not want foreign seeds or microscopic bacteria entering
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  their ecosystem. They will take your boots, scrub
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  them in a chemical bath in the backroom, and give them back to
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  you 20 minutes later. That is serious business.
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  Note to self scrub the boots before packing them.
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  Absolutely, and once you clear customs and escape the bio
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  security dragnet, you face the survival guide for the first 24
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  hours. There are three things you need
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  immediately. First cash is.
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  It really that cash heavy? I literally just tap my phone
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  for everything these days. You need physical cash here.
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  There are ATM's at the airport, A&Z or BSP banks.
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  Usually you need to hit them immediately because many food
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  trucks, the famous night markets and even some small tour
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  operators are strictly cash only.
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  If you roll up to the Murray Night Market with an Amex card,
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  you are going to go hungry. Second thing on the survival
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  list. Connectivity.
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  The main provider is Vodafone. Roaming can be incredibly
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  expensive depending on your home carrier, and while E Sims are
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  becoming a bit more common, coverage can be very spotty.
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  So buy a local SIM. Yes, a physical travel SIM card
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  will cost you about 49 NZD for 5 gigabytes.
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  It's not cheap, but it's necessary if you want Google
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  Maps to work. Then the third thing.
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  Water, and this is a really big one, tap water in Maratonga is
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  generally not potable for tourists.
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  Really in a place that developed?
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  Locals might drink it because they are accustomed to the local
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  gut flora or they have their own personal rainwater tanks, But
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  for you, your stomach probably can't handle the bacteria.
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  You need to buy 5 liter jugs at the supermarket or find a
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  station with UV filtration. Do not just fill your glass from
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  the bathroom sink to brush your teeth if you have a sensitive
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  stomach. Got it.
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  Cash SIM, water, the survival Trinity.
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  Now we need to move around. You mentioned earlier this is a
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  scooter island. I have this romantic image of
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  hopping on a Vespa, hair in the wind, cruising the coast.
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  But our research mentions A racket regarding licenses.
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  What is the scooter license racket?
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  Racket is maybe a harsh word, but it definitely feels like a
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  trap. For the uninitiated tourist,
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  here is the reality. Tourists love renting scooters.
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  It's undeniably the best way to see the island.
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  But your standard driver's license from home?
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  Your car license is not enough. Even if I have been driving a
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  car safely for 20 years, doesn't.
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  Matter. Unless your license specifically
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  has a motorcycle class or endorsement stamped on it, you
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  are not legal to ride a scooter in the Cook Islands.
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  So what do I do? Walk everywhere.
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  You have to go down to the central police station in Avarua
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  and this is an experience in itself.
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  Walk me through it, I want to feel the pain.
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  You have to wait in line, which on a Monday morning can be two
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  hours long, because every single tourist who arrived over the
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  weekend is doing the exact same thing.
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  You fill out paperwork. You take a written theory test.
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  Written test on vacation. Yes.
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  And then the absolute best part, you have to go outside to the
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  parking lot and take a practical test.
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  No way you have to prove you can ride.
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  Yes way you have to weave through a line of orange cones
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  while police officer stands there with a clipboard just
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  watching and grading you. That sounds deeply humiliating.
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  It is high pressure. Imagine being a 45 year old
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  accountant who drives a Tesla back home and now you are
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  wobbling on a plastic scooter trying not to hit a cone while
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  twenty other tourists watch and judge you.
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  If you put your foot down on the pavement, you fail.
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  And if you fail? You don't get a license.
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  You have to come back tomorrow and try again.
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  Oh my God, that is a vacation nightmare.
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  But if you pass. You pay $40 and you get a Cook
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  Islands visitor license. It has your photo.
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  It looks like a real local ID. It's actually a fantastic
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  souvenir. OK.
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  That part is kind of cool, but if I don't want the stress of
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  the cone test. Two real options.
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  One, get a motorcycle endorsement on your license at
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  home before you leave. 2 just rent a car or I guess 1/3 option
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  if you really want the scooter. Go to the police station on a
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  Tuesday afternoon when the Monday rush has died down.
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  That is a solid pro tip. Now what about public transport?
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  I see there are buses running around.
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  The buses. This is one of my favorite parts
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  of the island's charm, but it's also a massive trap if you rely
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  on it too heavily. There are only two buses and
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  they are literally named after their directions on the Ring Rd.
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  clockwise and anticlockwise. That is deliciously simple.
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  It is until you try to use them to make a dinner reservation.
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  They run on island time, so they might be 20 minutes late or 5
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  minutes early. But the real trap is the
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  schedule itself. The anti clockwise bus stops
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  running completely at 4:30 PM. 4:30 PM.
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  That's barely afternoon tea time.
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  Exactly. The clockwise bus runs later,
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  usually until about 11:00 PM on weekdays.
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  But if you are staying in a spot where the anti clockwise route
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  is the fastest way home and it's 5:00 PM, you are out of luck.
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  You have to take the long way around on the clockwise bus,
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  which takes nearly an hour. And what about on Sundays?
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  Forget it, Sunday service is almost non existent.
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  So definitely do not rely on the bus for your night out.
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  Use it for a casual day loop to just see the island.
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  Do not use it if you have a flight to catch or a table
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  booked at a nice restaurant. Let's talk about where to stay
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  then. You mentioned the island is
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  zoned in a way. If I am looking for a place, how
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  do I choose between the different coasts?
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  Aratonga is basically round, so does it really matter where I
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  sleep? It matters a lot actually
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  because of the trade winds and the lagoon depth.
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  The east side is Miri Beach. This is the main tourist hub.
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  What's the vibe like there? It's very walkable, you have the
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  night markets, you have cafes, you can pabble board out to
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  these little islets called Modis.
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  It feels the most like a traditional resort town, but it
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  is crowded and visually because it faces E, you don't get those
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  classic ocean sunsets. Also the lagoon there has had
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  some recurring issues of algae from development runoff, so it's
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  not always that crystal Clearwater you are imagining.
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  OK, so Murray is for the action and the food.
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  Where do I go if I just want to stick my face in the water and
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  sea fish? You go South to Tikka Veca.
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  This is the quiet zone, but more importantly, it has the absolute
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  best snorkeling. The water is deeper, it's
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  clearer, and the coral heads are right off the beach.
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  Nice. If you stay in Mary, you have to
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  walk out half a mile to find any real depth.
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  And Didi Kavika, you take 3 steps off the sand and you are
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  swimming with bluefin Trevoli and.
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  What about the West Coast? The West is Orangi or Black
• 18:41
  Rock. This is the Sunset Coast.
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  If your ultimate dream is to sit on your patio with a gin and
• 18:48
  tonic and watch the sun drop directly into the ocean, you
• 18:52
  have to be here. It's also sheltered from the
• 18:54
  prevailing trade winds, which makes it a phenomenal choice in
• 18:58
  winter when the wind can be a bit chilly on the east side.
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  And the north, we can't leave out the north.
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  The north is Avarua, the main town.
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  It's a rocky coast, it's loud and really it's just for
• 19:08
  business or super budget travelers.
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  You don't stay there for the beach because there really isn't
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  a swimmable 1. We talked about costs earlier
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  with the $400.00 Apple fine, but let's talk about actual
• 19:17
  accommodation costs. Is this a budget destination?
• 19:20
  It heavily depends on your definition of budget.
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  You can find backpacker accommodation for 40 to 90 NZDA
• 19:26
  night, but be warned these facilities are often described
• 19:30
  as tired. Great location, sure, but expect
• 19:33
  1980s furniture and probably no air conditioning.
• 19:36
  And where is the sweet? Spot The mid range is really
• 19:39
  where the Cook Island shines. Between 200 and 400 NZD you can
• 19:43
  get a self catered villa, clean air conditioned, often right
• 19:47
  across the street from the beach.
• 19:48
  This is the core of that Airbnb community model we talked about.
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  Now we have to address the elephant in the room, or maybe
• 19:55
  the whale and the lagoon. Aitutaki, you mentioned it's the
• 19:58
  postcard, but is it affordable? This is where expectations
• 20:02
  really need to be managed. Aitutaki is 30 to 50% more
• 20:06
  expensive than Rarotonga across the board.
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  Everything costs more because it has to be shipped from
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  Maritonga, which already had it shipped from New Zealand.
• 20:14
  It's a double supply chain. And I assume everyone who goes
• 20:17
  wants an overwater bungalow. That's the classic honeymoon
• 20:20
  picture. Everyone does, but here is the
• 20:22
  huge myth. There is only one resort in the
• 20:25
  entire country that actually has them, the Aitutaki Lagoon
• 20:29
  Private Island Resort, and they are exorbitant.
• 20:32
  We are talking 1500 + a night. Wow, that is a mortgage payment
• 20:36
  for some people. And even at that price, they are
• 20:39
  often entirely sold out. So the expert strategy here is
• 20:44
  don't fixate on the overwater bungalow.
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  Stay in a lovely beach bungalow on the main island of Itutaki
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  for maybe $300 and use the massive amount of money you save
• 20:55
  to take private boat tours out into the lagoon.
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  You are going to be in the water all day anyway, you don't need
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  to sleep over the water to enjoy it.
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  That makes perfect sense. You sleep on land, you play in
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  the lagoon. Exactly.
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  Let's move to food. We are on a tropical island, I
• 21:10
  assume fresh seafood is everywhere and super cheap.
• 21:13
  You would think so, but we need to talk about the broccoli
• 21:16
  index. The what?
• 21:17
  The broccoli index. This is a really good way to
• 21:19
  understand the local economy. A head of broccoli can cost 12
• 21:23
  NZD at the supermarket. $12.00 for broccoli?
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  Is it dipped in gold? No, it's dipped in jet fuel.
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  It has to be flown in or shipped in refrigerated containers
• 21:32
  across thousands of miles. Almost everything in the modern
• 21:36
  supermarkets is imported. So if you try to eat exactly
• 21:39
  like you do at home, buying imported veggies, imported
• 21:42
  cheese, imported snacks, your grocery bill will be absolutely
• 21:46
  shocking. You are paying a paradise tax.
• 21:49
  So how do you beat the system? You have to eat something.
• 21:52
  You eat local, you invert your diet.
• 21:54
  Don't buy the broccoli. Buy bananas, Papa avocados and
• 21:58
  passion fruit from the Roadside Honesty boxes.
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  Honesty boxes? I don't think I've seen one of
• 22:02
  those in years. They are everywhere on the
• 22:04
  island. Little wooden stalls filled with
• 22:06
  fruit and a tiny tin can. No attendant, you just take the
• 22:09
  fruit you want and put your coins in the box.
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  It's incredibly cheap, maybe $2.00 for a huge bag of fruit,
• 22:15
  and the quality is infinitely better than what's been sitting
• 22:18
  in the supermarket fridge. And for dining out, what is the
• 22:21
  one dish I absolutely have to eat?
• 22:23
  Ekamata you cannot leave the island without eating it.
• 22:26
  Ekamata break it down for me. What's in it?
• 22:29
  It's the national dish, raw fish, usually fresh tuna or
• 22:32
  Marlin, that was caught that exact morning, cured in lemon or
• 22:36
  lime juice and then mixed generously with fresh coconut
• 22:39
  cream and chopped vegetables like cucumber and Peppers.
• 22:42
  It sounds kind of like ceviche, but richer.
• 22:44
  It is much richer. The coconut cream perfectly cuts
• 22:47
  the acidity of the citrus. It is delicious.
• 22:50
  But here is the price benchmark you need to keep in your head.
• 22:53
  It should cost about 25 NZD for a plate.
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  If a restaurant is trying to charge you more than 35 for
• 22:58
  ekamata, you are in a tourist trap.
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  Walk away. Good tip, protect the wallet.
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  Now, you mentioned earlier about respect on Sundays.
• 23:07
  Are there other cultural etiquette rules we really need
• 23:09
  to know before stepping off the plane?
• 23:12
  There are a few big ones, Yeah. First, the dress code.
• 23:15
  The Cook Islands is a deeply conservative religious society.
• 23:18
  It is not Ibiza. You do not wear swimwear in
• 23:20
  town. So no walking into the bank or
• 23:22
  the grocery store in just a bikini or board shorts.
• 23:25
  Absolutely not, you will offend people.
• 23:27
  You need to cover up with a sarong or a T-shirt at minimum
• 23:31
  if you go to church, which is actually highly recommended just
• 23:34
  for the beautiful singing even if you aren't religious.
• 23:37
  Men need to wear collars and women need to cover their
• 23:39
  shoulders and knees and. What about tipping?
• 23:42
  I know in the US it's basically mandatory, but in this is like
• 23:45
  Japan, it's considered an insult.
• 23:47
  Where does the Cook Islands land on that spectrum?
• 23:50
  It is absolutely not expected or required.
• 23:53
  In fact, aggressive American style tipping can cause genuine
• 23:57
  confusion. A warm smile and a mataki which
• 24:00
  means thank you is totally enough.
• 24:03
  The culture there is based on hospitality, not transaction
• 24:05
  fees. If you insist on tipping for
• 24:07
  exceptional service, do it discreetly.
• 24:09
  But nobody is ever chasing you down the street for 20%.
• 24:12
  There was one note in the outline we reviewed that really
• 24:15
  struck me as unique. The grave sites.
• 24:17
  Yes, as you drive around Rarotonga you will see graves
• 24:20
  literally in the front yards of houses.
• 24:23
  Right in the front yard, like next to the driveway.
• 24:25
  Right there next to the road. It is a deeply held tradition to
• 24:28
  bury ancestors close to the family home.
• 24:32
  It keeps them as an active part of the family.
• 24:35
  They're often beautifully tiled and decorated with fresh
• 24:38
  flowers. That is beautiful, but I can
• 24:40
  easily see how an oblivious tourist might misinterpret.
• 24:44
  It the warning is clear, do not walk on them and do not treat
• 24:48
  them as a photo op. Do not take disrespectful
• 24:50
  selfies. It might look like a quirky
• 24:52
  landmark to you, but it is literally someone's grandfather.
• 24:56
  Treat it with the exact same respect you would a formal
• 24:58
  cemetery at home. That is a very powerful reminder
• 25:02
  of the connection to the land and lineage.
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  There. It is OK, we have the food
• 25:05
  sorted, we have the villa, we know how to behave.
• 25:08
  Now we really need to talk about timing because I think most
• 25:10
  people assume tropical island means it's blistering hot all
• 25:13
  year round. And that assumption is exactly
• 25:16
  what leads to the winter trap. Explain the winter trap.
• 25:18
  The Cook Islands are in the Southern Hemisphere, so their
• 25:21
  winter is June, July and August. New Zealanders obviously know
• 25:25
  this, but Americans and Europeans often forget.
• 25:28
  So what is the weather actually like in July?
• 25:30
  It is not hot. Night temperatures regularly
• 25:33
  drop to 18°C, which is about 64 Fahrenheit. 64° that's sweater
• 25:38
  weather. Exactly.
• 25:40
  You need a hoodie. You need a fleece pullover.
• 25:42
  If you pack a suitcase full of only bikinis and board shorts,
• 25:46
  you are going to be shivering at dinner.
• 25:49
  And the water? Does the ocean get cold?
• 25:51
  The water drops to around 23 or 24°.
• 25:54
  Sounds sort of warm on paper, but if you are snorkeling for an
• 25:58
  hour without a wet suit, your core temp will drop and you will
• 26:01
  get cold. We're talking chattering teeth.
• 26:04
  The research explicitly recommends bringing a rash guard
• 26:07
  or a thin wet suit if you visit in those winter months.
• 26:09
  Good to know. So then when is the wet trap?
• 26:11
  December through March, that is their summer, so it is hot.
• 26:14
  Steamy, oppressive, hot. But it's also cyclone season.
• 26:18
  You get very high humidity, frequent afternoon torrential
• 26:21
  downpours and crucially, way more mosquitoes.
• 26:25
  The risk of dengue fever rises significantly in these months.
• 26:28
  So if I want to thread the needle and get the perfect
• 26:30
  weather, when do I book my flight?
• 26:32
  The Green Zone, but the shoulder season May is fantastic.
• 26:35
  October and November are also great.
• 26:37
  Warm water, lower humidity, fewer kids crowding the beaches
• 26:41
  because schools in session back in New Zealand and generally
• 26:44
  lower prices. Perfect.
• 26:46
  Now safety. You mentioned the safe jungle
• 26:48
  earlier, no snakes, but surely there are real risks.
• 26:52
  We can't be totally invincible. Oh, there are risks, but the
• 26:55
  biggest risk is not nature, it's gravity.
• 26:57
  Scooter accidents are the undisputed #1 cause of tourist
• 27:01
  injury. The famous Raro tattoos.
• 27:04
  That's what the locals call the severe Rd. rash you get when you
• 27:06
  slide across the asphalt in a swimsuit.
• 27:09
  The roads have a lot of loosed grat.
• 27:11
  Loose metal they call it, and then you have dogs randomly
• 27:15
  running out into the street. And sadly, drunk driving is a
• 27:18
  real issue at night. The local hospital ward is
• 27:20
  frequently full of tourists who just underestimated a sharp
• 27:23
  corner. So wear a helmet.
• 27:24
  Mandatory. Wear a helmet and drive slow.
• 27:27
  You are on vacation. There is absolutely nowhere on
• 27:29
  an island that small that you need to be at 50 miles an hour.
• 27:32
  What about the water? The lagoon looks perfectly calm,
• 27:35
  but are there hidden currents? This is the second biggest risk,
• 27:38
  and it's deadly serious. The Ava.
• 27:42
  These are the passages where the water from the lagoon flows back
• 27:45
  out into the open ocean. They are essentially deep cuts
• 27:49
  in the coral reef and they have deadly sweeping currents.
• 27:53
  It makes physical sense. All that water crashing over the
• 27:56
  reef has to go back out somewhere.
• 27:57
  Exactly. It acts exactly like a funnel.
• 28:00
  You should never ever swim near or in the passages without a
• 28:05
  local guide. There are tragic stories every
• 28:08
  year of people getting swept out to sea because they didn't
• 28:10
  understand the water movement. Stick to the shallow lagoon or
• 28:13
  hire a professional. OK, let's lighten the mood.
• 28:16
  We have survived the scooter ride.
• 28:17
  We stayed out of the RIP current.
• 28:19
  We didn't eat a $12.00 head of broccoli.
• 28:21
  What are the best moments we're going to have?
• 28:23
  What makes the highlight reel? Number one has to be the vodka
• 28:26
  cruise on a Tutaki. I've seen photos of this, it
• 28:29
  honestly looks photoshopped. It completely lives up to the
• 28:32
  hype. You are on a traditional style
• 28:34
  boat cruising through this lagoon that is a color of blue
• 28:37
  that just looks fake. It looks like blue Gatorade.
• 28:40
  You stop at a sandbank called 1 foot Island.
• 28:42
  You wade through waist deep warm water.
• 28:45
  They stamp your passport at this tiny wooden post office Hut and
• 28:48
  you eat fresh grilled tuna. Right on the back of the boat is
• 28:52
  one of those days where you literally pinch yourself.
• 28:55
  That sounds like absolute heaven.
• 28:56
  It is another huge highlight is the Saturday morning market
• 29:00
  Poonanganui. What's the draw there?
• 29:02
  Just shopping. It's the community hub of the
• 29:04
  entire island. You go early, maybe 8:00 AM.
• 29:07
  You grab a mayonnaise, which, confusingly, is a delicious
• 29:10
  local donut twist, not a jar of sandwich condiment.
• 29:13
  You drink a fresh coconut. You watch local kids practicing
• 29:16
  traditional cultural dances on the mainstage.
• 29:18
  It's authentic, it's cheap, and it's vibrant.
• 29:21
  Plus, it's the absolute best place to buy a $10 flower at the
• 29:24
  local version of a Lie and just soak in the atmosphere.
• 29:27
  And for the nature lovers? Swimming with turtles in the
• 29:30
  Avaroa Passage. Now I know I just said do not
• 29:33
  swim in the passage, but this is the one exception.
• 29:35
  You do it with a certified guide.
• 29:37
  Within guide. Got it.
• 29:38
  You float above these massive green sea turtles just resting
• 29:42
  in the channel. You might see eagle rays gliding
• 29:45
  gracefully below you in the deep blue.
• 29:48
  It's a wildlife encounter that actually feels wild, not like an
• 29:51
  aquarium exhibit. Balanced against all those
• 29:53
  incredible highs, what are the disappointments?
• 29:56
  What should people be mentally prepared for so they aren't let
• 30:00
  down? We briefly touched on Muri
• 30:01
  Lagoon earlier. If you go at low tide, the water
• 30:05
  might literally be ankle deep. You can't swim.
• 30:08
  You are basically walking on wet sand trying to find a puddle.
• 30:11
  So you really have to check the tide charts before you run down
• 30:14
  to the beach expecting to swim. In the night life, if I want to
• 30:17
  party. If you were looking for a club
• 30:19
  scene, this is absolutely not it.
• 30:21
  There are maybe two or three bars on the island.
• 30:24
  Trader Jack's is the famous one right on the water, but things
• 30:26
  close early. There is a party bus which is
• 30:29
  fun but it's a bit cheesy. This is fundamentally a place
• 30:32
  for early mornings and sunrises, not late nights and bottle
• 30:35
  service. And what about this hunger gap
• 30:37
  you noted? Yes, the 2:30 PM Hunger Gap
• 30:41
  lunch service at almost all cafes usually ends right at 2:00
• 30:45
  PM. Dinner service doesn't start
• 30:46
  until 5:30 PM. If you get hungry at 3:00 PM,
• 30:50
  you're eating gas station snacks or crackers from your villa.
• 30:53
  You have to plan your meals. So we have covered the good, the
• 30:56
  bad and the logistically very tricky.
• 30:59
  Let's start racking this up with the final verdict.
• 31:01
  Is it worth the trip? We can break this down easily by
• 31:04
  traveler type. For budget backpackers, I'd say
• 31:08
  proceed with extreme caution. It is hard on the wallet.
• 31:11
  Unless you are a flash Packer with a daily budget of maybe
• 31:14
  $150, you might find it uncomfortably tight.
• 31:17
  You'll be eating a lot of instant noodles.
• 31:19
  What about for couples? 10 out of 10.
• 31:21
  This is the exact target demographic.
• 31:23
  It's romantic, it's private, it's adventurous but still
• 31:27
  comfortable. It is basically the perfect
• 31:29
  destination for a honeymoon or an anniversary.
• 31:31
  Families with kids. Yes, surprisingly good.
• 31:35
  The lagoons are very safe for young kids because the reef
• 31:37
  blocks all the big waves and the villa model makes it so easy to
• 31:42
  feed picky eaters because you have your own kitchen.
• 31:44
  And for the high end luxury traveller?
• 31:47
  Conditional. If luxury to you means gold
• 31:49
  taps, marble lobbies and 24 hour white glove Butler service, you
• 31:53
  will be disappointed. It's just too rustic.
• 31:56
  But of luxury to you means ultimate privacy, absolute
• 31:59
  silence and stunning unspoiled nature.
• 32:01
  Then yes, it's perfect. Now, what if the Cook Islands
• 32:04
  just doesn't sound right after hearing all this, What are the
• 32:06
  alternatives in the Pacific? If you want more raw culture and
• 32:09
  significantly lower prices, you go to Samoa.
• 32:12
  It's more traditional, more rugged, but definitely less
• 32:15
  polished. If you want the lagoon beauty
• 32:16
  but with incredible French food and wine, you look at New
• 32:19
  Caledonia or French Polynesia. But you have to be prepared for
• 32:23
  the heavy French price tag and the language barrier.
• 32:26
  And finally, let's circle back to Aitutaki one last time, the
• 32:29
  Aitutaki imperative. Is it really non negotiable?
• 32:33
  It is if you fly all the way to the Cook Islands, which is a
• 32:36
  very long trip for most people in the world, and you only stay
• 32:39
  on Ratonga, you have missed the crown jewel of the country.
• 32:43
  So if the budget is tight, how do I make it work?
• 32:46
  Cut your trip short by two days. Seriously, use that money you
• 32:50
  saved on accommodation and food to pay for the indoor island
• 32:53
  flight. It is vastly better to spend 5
• 32:56
  days seeing both islands than seven days seeing only one.
• 32:59
  And don't do the quick day trip. It's a huge gamble.
• 33:02
  A day trip cost around $600.00. If it rains that specific day,
• 33:06
  you wasted your money. You flew there, saw Gray clouds,
• 33:10
  got wet and flew back. Stay overnight for at least two
• 33:13
  nights so you have a buffer against the weather.
• 33:15
  That is solid, practical advice. It really sounds like the
• 33:18
  difference between a good trip and a trip of a lifetime.
• 33:21
  Exactly. It's about optimizing the
• 33:22
  experience. So let's summarize all of this.
• 33:25
  The Cook Islands is this perfect Goldilocks destination.
• 33:29
  It's accessible, but not overly Americanized.
• 33:32
  It's beautiful, but not pretentious.
• 33:34
  And structured in a way that actively forces you to engage
• 33:38
  with the place you are visiting. Which perfectly brings us to our
• 33:41
  final provocative thought for you to chew on today.
• 33:44
  We've talked extensively about this decentralized tourism
• 33:47
  model, the anti resort. You are shopping in local
• 33:50
  grocery stores alongside grandma's buying tarot.
• 33:54
  You are obeying local noise laws.
• 33:55
  You are dealing with the Sunday shutdown just like a resident.
• 33:59
  And the really big question to take away is, does this model
• 34:02
  actually preserve culture better than the walled resort on claves
• 34:06
  of Fiji? Or by spreading tourist into
• 34:09
  every single neighborhood beach and grocery aisle?
• 34:13
  Does it simply spread the tourist footprint wider, making
• 34:16
  it impossible for locals to ever truly get a break from us?
• 34:19
  That is definitely something to Mull over while you were waiting
• 34:22
  on the side of the road for the anti clockwise.
• 34:24
  Bus. Indeed it is.
• 34:25
  And before you go book that flight, seriously, go check your
• 34:28
  driver's license. If it doesn't have a motorcycle
• 34:30
  picture on it, you might want to sign up for a riding class this
• 34:32
  weekend. Or get ready to wait in a very
• 34:34
  long line at the police station. Thanks for listening to the deep
• 34:37
  dive. We'll catch you on the next one.
• 34:39
  Safe travels.