Latest / Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast / Show #248 Bad News for Kanye's Dino Pebbles
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of
- 0:02Speaker 1: the Odd Pods media network.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Yo, what is up? Welcome to episode number two forty
- 0:42Speaker 2: eight of b F y two. Party up in the house,
- 0:49Speaker 2: Except it's just three of us, and we're not in
- 0:53Speaker 2: the house.
- 0:53Speaker 3: No, not even in the same house.
- 0:55Speaker 2: We're not even in the same studio. I wrote, get
- 0:58Speaker 2: you probably tell like I sound a little bit different.
- 1:01Speaker 2: I'm I'm from my apartment because I've been having some
- 1:05Speaker 2: technical difficulties of a heinous.
- 1:08Speaker 3: Scale, technical difficulties. They even begin to describe it more
- 1:14Speaker 3: like espionage, almost trying to top government.
- 1:21Speaker 2: Somebody is trying to take b F y tw down,
- 1:23Speaker 2: and we.
- 1:24Speaker 3: From the inside.
- 1:25Speaker 1: It's not going to happen. On I find out the.
- 1:30Speaker 3: Plan laid bare for one hundred years.
- 1:36Speaker 2: So yeah, long story short, extenuating circumstances me and we
- 1:40Speaker 2: cannot all record in the studio today, So I am
- 1:43Speaker 2: at home, which is why I probably sound oddly still
- 1:47Speaker 2: buttery smooth, because I got that sweet, sweet microphone. It
- 1:50Speaker 2: does sounds good. Yeah, I'm I'm very pleased with it.
- 1:53Speaker 2: For twenty bucks, like this was a deal and a half.
- 1:56Speaker 1: Holy ship.
- 1:57Speaker 2: This is this is why you follow d about a
- 2:00Speaker 2: pino because he will point out the sales and the
- 2:03Speaker 2: deals that you really need to jump on if you
- 2:05Speaker 2: want to get good audio equipment. He knows what works
- 2:09Speaker 2: and what's good, and he'll be like this for this money,
- 2:12Speaker 2: this is a steal. And I'm like, I've taken him
- 2:15Speaker 2: upon it twice. I have yet to be let down.
- 2:17Speaker 2: So I picked up this twenty dollars butter Bumblebee microphone.
- 2:22Speaker 2: It usually goes for one hundred. I got it for
- 2:24Speaker 2: twenty bucks. And it's a sweet USB microphone. It's fantastic.
- 2:28Speaker 2: It sounds way better than the pencil condenser microphone I
- 2:32Speaker 2: had before. So I'm in I love.
- 2:35Speaker 4: This's awesome.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Man, you do sound good and like, I know it's
- 2:38Speaker 1: a little lower, but it's fucking perfect.
- 2:40Speaker 4: Man.
- 2:41Speaker 2: I'm I'm chocolatey. Yeah. So, and I had an extremely well,
- 2:53Speaker 2: I don't I don't know how to describe it. It
- 2:55Speaker 2: was I had an event. This just yesterday. I went
- 3:00Speaker 2: to the the Walden Galleria mall nearby where we live
- 3:06Speaker 2: and set up for a book fair for the day.
- 3:08Speaker 2: I had my own table, you know, I had had
- 3:11Speaker 2: copies of thing they're ready to sell. The passers by,
- 3:15Speaker 2: and you know how mall has been dying us. The
- 3:20Speaker 2: walden Galer so far seems to be immune to that. What.
- 3:25Speaker 2: There were a lot of people there. There were a
- 3:28Speaker 2: lot of people them. I was interested in buying thing.
- 3:38Speaker 2: I I did manage to sell one book over the
- 3:40Speaker 2: course of the day, and it was to CJ's puddy bill.
- 3:43Speaker 2: Uh So it was kind of an arranged marriage sort
- 3:48Speaker 2: of thing. And I'm like, okay, I guess this counts still.
- 3:54Speaker 4: It's still a sale.
- 3:55Speaker 2: And then and then we all went out for Chinese
- 3:57Speaker 2: food together and I spent all the money that I
- 3:59Speaker 2: that I made immediately immediately, So you know, but you.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Ate, well though, right was good? W Yeah, I forget
- 4:11Speaker 1: the went to a PF Changs cheesecake factories, Like, right there,
- 4:16Speaker 1: holy ship, we need to go to the fucking mall.
- 4:18Speaker 1: We need to take it was.
- 4:20Speaker 2: It was genuinely, all things considered, it was a good day. Yeah.
- 4:24Speaker 2: I just I just left not feeling very good as
- 4:28Speaker 2: an author. I'm like, I made one sale all day.
- 4:31Speaker 2: I was here for five hours. It sucked. I mean,
- 4:35Speaker 2: thank heavens CJ was there to keep me company because
- 4:38Speaker 2: I think I just I just would have just completely
- 4:42Speaker 2: given up, just slip my throat or something. I'm just like,
- 4:47Speaker 2: I can't take this for five hours, just sitting here,
- 4:50Speaker 2: people walking by, completely disinterested whatsoever.
- 4:57Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm glad you got out there and that though. Man,
- 5:00Speaker 1: that's awesome and it's good to know that the malls
- 5:03Speaker 1: are still alive.
- 5:03Speaker 2: Holy ship, one more painful step on my way to
- 5:07Speaker 2: becoming a world famous author.
- 5:09Speaker 3: I suppose every step, every step.
- 5:13Speaker 1: If it wasn't, everybody would do it.
- 5:15Speaker 2: So so we've shared our painful stories. I'm gonna use
- 5:19Speaker 2: that in lieu of a question this time around, because
- 5:22Speaker 2: you know, I also feel like we're talking for a
- 5:24Speaker 2: good few minutes. We get to a.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Game, fucking sure, yes, please, let's let's.
- 5:28Speaker 2: Play some games. Game Game one is gonna be have.
- 5:33Speaker 2: I got bad news for you.
- 5:35Speaker 1: Good.
- 5:37Speaker 2: I've got three news stories. Now you don't remember how
- 5:39Speaker 2: this works.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Oppositely, I've got I've got.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Three news stories and all and all you have to
- 5:44Speaker 2: do is tell me which one of these three I've
- 5:45Speaker 2: decided is the worst news of the week. Whichever player
- 5:49Speaker 2: is correct will win the game and earn one point.
- 5:51Speaker 2: We're gonna go over all three stories one at a time,
- 5:53Speaker 2: like we always do. First of all genuinely. Uh, this
- 5:59Speaker 2: makes me smile from ear to ear. Flat earthers make
- 6:03Speaker 2: expensive trip to Antarctica only to prove they were always wrong.
- 6:10Speaker 3: I mean, it happens eventually, right.
- 6:13Speaker 2: There's there's a special place in my heart for flat earthers.
- 6:17Speaker 2: I actually know a flat.
- 6:19Speaker 1: Earther don't with us?
- 6:21Speaker 5: Uh?
- 6:22Speaker 2: No, I do. We went to the same improv class together.
- 6:25Speaker 2: He was genuinely a good dude, genuinely funny in the
- 6:28Speaker 2: improv scenes and whatnot. I enjoyed him a lot. And
- 6:31Speaker 2: then one day he just he just said, you know,
- 6:35Speaker 2: in case we all roll off because it's the Earth
- 6:37Speaker 2: is flat. And I thought he was fucking with me,
- 6:40Speaker 2: and no, I went to his Facebook page. He is
- 6:42Speaker 2: absolutely not. He genuinely believes this shit. I was just like,
- 6:49Speaker 2: holy shit, Like, if I had known this about you
- 6:52Speaker 2: before we started, we would not be friends.
- 6:56Speaker 1: How fucked up would it be?
- 6:57Speaker 2: Though?
- 6:57Speaker 1: If they were right and we're just getting propaganda this
- 7:00Speaker 1: whole time? I mean, how fucked up would that be?
- 7:04Speaker 3: Like there's government, there's too many people being proven wrong.
- 7:10Speaker 2: I know, I know, yeah, and there's there's there's so
- 7:12Speaker 2: many people. This is not the first time something like this.
- 7:14Speaker 1: Has happened, but that you have a friend flat earther.
- 7:19Speaker 2: Yeah, genuinely, honest to God, this or it's entirely possible.
- 7:25Speaker 2: He's changed since then. I haven't really talked all that much.
- 7:29Speaker 3: He went on a trip to Japan.
- 7:33Speaker 2: He went to Antarctica with this group. He's a little
- 7:36Speaker 2: he's a little depressed now.
- 7:38Speaker 3: Or went on an airplane.
- 7:39Speaker 1: Ever, he's no longer on Facebook.
- 7:43Speaker 2: So long story short. The reason they went to Antarctica
- 7:47Speaker 2: is because in the North and South Pole, because of
- 7:51Speaker 2: the tilt of the Earth, they get sunshine for like
- 7:56Speaker 2: six months straight. Yeah, Like they don't have a knight,
- 8:00Speaker 2: Like the sun doesn't set there, so that they have
- 8:03Speaker 2: what's called the midnight sun. Flat Earthers believe in a
- 8:07Speaker 2: theory where this literally wouldn't work. The Earth must be flat,
- 8:11Speaker 2: therefore the sun must travel over the Earth and set
- 8:15Speaker 2: every single day. So even if you were at the Antarctic,
- 8:18Speaker 2: which is one of the edges, the sun would still
- 8:21Speaker 2: set if the Earth was flat.
- 8:23Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 8:24Speaker 2: So, and this is the best part. Like fifteen people
- 8:28Speaker 2: went or no, eighteen, excuse me, there were supposed to
- 8:34Speaker 2: be forty eight. In the end, only only eighteen people went.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Three of them were genuine flat earthers and fifteen globe earthers,
- 8:43Speaker 2: as they call them clover earths. What the fuck went
- 8:48Speaker 2: on the trip? And basically I assume the fifteen globe
- 8:52Speaker 2: earthers just to rub it in because they knew what
- 8:55Speaker 2: was going to happen.
- 8:56Speaker 3: Just hung out and just stood there and be like, Hey,
- 8:59Speaker 3: I've got any questions.
- 9:00Speaker 1: Ask those fifteen glovers brought their three flat earthers.
- 9:03Speaker 3: That's what happened token Quiet Earth.
- 9:06Speaker 2: Now those are which tripparently an gets them. Those invited
- 9:15Speaker 2: got an all expenses paid trip by the group that
- 9:17Speaker 2: that decided to do this. However, it was thirty one thousand,
- 9:22Speaker 2: four hundred and ninety five dollars her person.
- 9:26Speaker 3: Yeah, not cheap to get.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Pay for it.
- 9:29Speaker 4: Fu.
- 9:29Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty expensive to go somewhere that doesn't really
- 9:32Speaker 3: have much of anything at the moment. Yeah.
- 9:36Speaker 2: So on December fourteenth they arrived at the camp they
- 9:40Speaker 2: stayed in Antarctica to see the sun setting. And it didn't.
- 9:45Speaker 3: The sun never set.
- 9:47Speaker 2: It didn't the night after night, the sun say it
- 9:49Speaker 2: has stayed up and the midnight sun took place as
- 9:53Speaker 2: it has for centuries, well the millennia at this point.
- 9:58Speaker 6: I just.
- 10:00Speaker 2: There's there's a video, there's a there's a video of
- 10:04Speaker 2: one of these flatter there's just kind of well losing
- 10:07Speaker 2: their ship times. Sometimes you're wrong in life.
- 10:11Speaker 1: I mean that's true. That's how you look at it.
- 10:13Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, sometimes you're wrong. Do you know how
- 10:15Speaker 1: many times a day I am wrong? Fucking all of it?
- 10:20Speaker 1: All the time of day, I am wrong. I am
- 10:23Speaker 1: like the sun and fucking the poll and ship there,
- 10:28Speaker 1: I am wrong all the time.
- 10:30Speaker 2: I made a fair amount of mistakes in my life
- 10:32Speaker 2: thinking the Earth was flat. It's thankfully not one of.
- 10:34Speaker 3: Them, right, It's I get where it comes from.
- 10:38Speaker 1: But like it was a joke to start with.
- 10:42Speaker 3: How like how I can't even begin to beget, like believe?
- 10:46Speaker 3: Where Like how can you be convinced of that? Like
- 10:49Speaker 3: so thoroughly convinced? I understand, like just because I know,
- 10:55Speaker 3: I know, I'm trying not to. I'm trying not to.
- 10:59Speaker 3: I'm trying to address the elephant in the room that's
- 11:02Speaker 3: currently bashing around and knocking everything over.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Are you calling me an elephant? Yeah?
- 11:08Speaker 3: Uh, a bald elephant.
- 11:18Speaker 2: Let's move on to our second news story. Let's murder hornets.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Eradicated in the US.
- 11:26Speaker 7: This yeah, dude, this is this is not.
- 11:29Speaker 2: A film from the nineteen fifties.
- 11:31Speaker 1: Oggie and I helped.
- 11:32Speaker 3: We helped.
- 11:33Speaker 1: We helped with this ship. Motherfucker.
- 11:35Speaker 2: Oh ship.
- 11:36Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking murdered those murder.
- 11:38Speaker 3: Homes Starship Troopers. We did our part.
- 11:41Speaker 1: We did.
- 11:42Speaker 3: We want citizenship, and we fucked up sucked them up.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Yeah, we did, we did too.
- 11:47Speaker 3: We fucked them up.
- 11:47Speaker 1: I can seal them inside a tree and the.
- 11:50Speaker 3: Fucking just ship pumped them with gassy. We fucked them.
- 11:54Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck those hornets.
- 11:56Speaker 2: So murder hornets are over large hornets that are potentially fatal.
- 12:02Speaker 2: They quite literally carry venom that can be lethal if
- 12:06Speaker 2: you're not you know, hospitalized.
- 12:08Speaker 3: And they kill other bees. They slaughter bees, they re
- 12:13Speaker 3: bees head, they kill other pollinators, which is not good
- 12:16Speaker 3: at all.
- 12:16Speaker 2: It's very bad. Bees are already like endangered, So this
- 12:20Speaker 2: is these this is very bad. So when nests kept
- 12:24Speaker 2: cropping up in Washington State, they they you know immediately,
- 12:30Speaker 2: you know, took them down, did whatever they had to do,
- 12:32Speaker 2: pump their nests full of gas or whatever they did
- 12:35Speaker 2: to kill them. However, as of I think this past week,
- 12:42Speaker 2: it has now officially been three years since the last
- 12:46Speaker 2: murder hornet sighting in Washington State, and Washington State and
- 12:50Speaker 2: federal officials have both declared that the war is over.
- 12:55Speaker 1: Holy fu, we won.
- 12:56Speaker 2: We won, or we beat back the invade of murder hornets.
- 13:02Speaker 2: But here's the.
- 13:04Speaker 3: Only problem, not this planet.
- 13:06Speaker 2: We still don't know how they got here in the
- 13:08Speaker 2: first place.
- 13:10Speaker 3: I mean, how does any invasive species get any on?
- 13:16Speaker 1: Yeahde and freaking flights.
- 13:20Speaker 3: Well, the thing is, most invasive species get over through
- 13:24Speaker 3: usually trade or commerce they get You didn't hear that
- 13:28Speaker 3: at all, Okay, Yeah, so that's basically how they usually
- 13:32Speaker 3: get How most invasive species it over Australia notoriously, like
- 13:37Speaker 3: rats and wild hogs and stuff like that. They were
- 13:39Speaker 3: brought over or rats go around the ship. But the
- 13:42Speaker 3: wild hogs themselves were brought over for game and ship
- 13:46Speaker 3: like that, and then they just got loose and then
- 13:48Speaker 3: thrived start destroying the ecosystem, so on and so forth.
- 13:51Speaker 3: We have that same issue here with other species in
- 13:53Speaker 3: the US as well.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm glad we killed another species.
- 13:57Speaker 4: Go human.
- 13:57Speaker 3: But yeah, this time around though, not that it was
- 14:01Speaker 3: a fucking bug hunt.
- 14:03Speaker 2: These murder hornets fucking not fuck around. They're fucking huge
- 14:07Speaker 2: due to high they're giant, and they're their their stinger
- 14:11Speaker 2: is long enough and sharp enough that it can actually
- 14:13Speaker 2: get through a regular beekeeping suit.
- 14:15Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, they are.
- 14:16Speaker 3: They're hard to maintain, so that are they're not good for.
- 14:19Speaker 1: Any nothing anything. They're not good for nothing.
- 14:22Speaker 3: No, not here, not in this territory.
- 14:25Speaker 2: In Japan. In Japan, these things killed fifty people a year, wow,
- 14:30Speaker 2: on average.
- 14:31Speaker 1: Yeah, that is fucked up cheese.
- 14:35Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, scary.
- 14:38Speaker 2: Yet in twenty nineteen, they showed up a Washington State
- 14:41Speaker 2: beekeeper found one of his bee nests destroyed, filled with
- 14:45Speaker 2: decapitated bee curcuses. Uh and Washington went to war against
- 14:50Speaker 2: the murder hornets, and it took well over a year
- 14:53Speaker 2: for them to find and destroy every net, every nest.
- 14:56Speaker 4: That they could locate. Yeah, but they just.
- 14:58Speaker 2: Kept popping up, you know, because a single nest can
- 15:01Speaker 2: hold up to two hundred queens. Each queen can establish
- 15:04Speaker 2: a nest of.
- 15:05Speaker 7: Their own yep.
- 15:05Speaker 4: Like yeah, yep.
- 15:07Speaker 2: So if even one escapes, like, it's just.
- 15:09Speaker 3: That's why we didn't let ours escape.
- 15:11Speaker 1: No, No, do you know what's great?
- 15:13Speaker 5: Guys?
- 15:14Speaker 1: Find it and use that big gap in the.
- 15:17Speaker 3: Can those dumb asses found the one tree that was
- 15:21Speaker 3: not only already dead, but we were planning on destroying anyways,
- 15:26Speaker 3: so we're like, fuck it. But yeah, no, funny enough
- 15:32Speaker 3: when they showed up. Around the time they showed up,
- 15:34Speaker 3: we noticed a huge drop in all other bees, like
- 15:37Speaker 3: bumbles start disappearing, basic honey bees like we used to
- 15:41Speaker 3: get ground drill bees all the time. They were a
- 15:43Speaker 3: huge problem. They just diss fucking peared and it's gone.
- 15:47Speaker 3: And but then they start appearing and we're like, oh,
- 15:49Speaker 3: nopet find the nest. We found one, it was at
- 15:53Speaker 3: one point another one. We started seeing them pop up
- 15:55Speaker 3: again a little bit afterwards. But we're guessing that the local,
- 16:02Speaker 3: which mccallugh, took care of those once they identified them.
- 16:05Speaker 1: But next week on be Talk we will go more
- 16:08Speaker 1: into would you like to would you like to know more? Yeah?
- 16:13Speaker 2: I think Stevie sent to me we should move on
- 16:14Speaker 2: to the third and final news story, and I agree.
- 16:18Speaker 2: So here's story number three. Couple charged with fraud after
- 16:22Speaker 2: divorcing and remarrying a dozen times in forty years.
- 16:30Speaker 1: That you said, art, isn't the state making money every time?
- 16:33Speaker 3: Aren't you just taking ship from each other?
- 16:36Speaker 2: So here's here's here's the deal, because like it it
- 16:41Speaker 2: sounds like when you first hear that they divorced a
- 16:44Speaker 2: dozen times over forty years, your brain goes, that must
- 16:48Speaker 2: have been an awful marriage, Like yeah, like she just
- 16:50Speaker 2: did not, like they just kept losing their shit at
- 16:53Speaker 2: each other, and just like I want a divorce. Okay, fine,
- 16:57Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I love you, Okay, let's get remarried. Just
- 17:00Speaker 2: kept happening over and over again. But as it turns out,
- 17:05Speaker 2: in Austria. And I don't know if this is just
- 17:08Speaker 2: a just a thing that they do in Austria, or
- 17:12Speaker 2: if it's you know, tied to like their their armed
- 17:16Speaker 2: forces or whatever. But the woman's first husband died in
- 17:22Speaker 2: nineteen eighty one. There wasn't any foul play. It was
- 17:25Speaker 2: just just simple misfortune, okay. But according to Austrian law,
- 17:31Speaker 2: she was entitled to monetary compensation. She could receive a
- 17:37Speaker 2: monthly pension or recurring severance pay. The severance pay is
- 17:41Speaker 2: two and a half times what you'd get over the pension,
- 17:44Speaker 2: which is roughly twenty eight thousand dollars today. Oh wow,
- 17:49Speaker 2: but it's paid every two and a half years. The
- 17:54Speaker 2: widow is entitled to keep receiving the money as long
- 17:57Speaker 2: as she remains an unmarried winn. However, they found a
- 18:03Speaker 2: loophole where they would only check if she was married
- 18:09Speaker 2: just before sending her the severance pay, so they would
- 18:14Speaker 2: get her. Then husband in nineteen eighty two decided let's
- 18:18Speaker 2: get divorced right before they check, and then when they checked,
- 18:22Speaker 2: they'll see you're not married, they'll send you the money
- 18:24Speaker 2: and we can get remarried. And they did this twelve
- 18:28Speaker 2: times and nobody caught on.
- 18:31Speaker 1: Holy shit, how like damn? I mean, wow, how could
- 18:39Speaker 1: you not catch on like this?
- 18:41Speaker 3: Like at some point they got to be like checking
- 18:44Speaker 3: to see where the severance pay is going to, right,
- 18:47Speaker 3: and if they keep seeing this lady's name pop up,
- 18:50Speaker 3: like they're not checking in on her, like I know
- 18:52Speaker 3: they were assuming that, oh, she's just still widowed or whatever.
- 18:56Speaker 2: But it was just somebody in an office sending into memo,
- 19:00Speaker 2: is this lady married or not? The marriage office sends back, Nope,
- 19:04Speaker 2: she's not married. Wow, that's it. I assume that's all
- 19:10Speaker 2: it was.
- 19:11Speaker 3: It was a whole lot of two people being like,
- 19:12Speaker 3: I fucking hate my job, right.
- 19:16Speaker 2: So they basically it's hard to say if they embezzled. Honestly,
- 19:22Speaker 2: Like I know they're being charged with fraud. Part of
- 19:24Speaker 2: me feels like this isn't actually fraud.
- 19:27Speaker 1: It's just raw they are.
- 19:29Speaker 2: It's just it like if if the if the actual
- 19:34Speaker 2: wording is that she has to stay unmarried the whole time,
- 19:41Speaker 2: it's kind of on the government because they didn't check,
- 19:44Speaker 2: like they never they never checked at any point.
- 19:47Speaker 3: That could be the until recently. That could also be
- 19:50Speaker 3: the reason why they're getting like hit with fraud or whatever.
- 19:54Speaker 3: Is because maybe it isn't fraud, but they didn't think
- 19:59Speaker 3: someone would fucking it or they didn't think about that,
- 20:02Speaker 3: and this is their way of covering it and also
- 20:04Speaker 3: punishing someone for doing it so no one else tries
- 20:06Speaker 3: it as well, because this could also be a case
- 20:09Speaker 3: of them being like, well, it might not be actually fraudulent,
- 20:13Speaker 3: but if we throw it at them like that's fraudulent,
- 20:15Speaker 3: then anyone else who's doing this too will fucking stop
- 20:20Speaker 3: like being made an example.
- 20:22Speaker 4: All right, Yeah I believe that.
- 20:26Speaker 2: Ship. Wow. Yeah, So long story short, the woman actually
- 20:32Speaker 2: took them to court because they didn't they didn't send
- 20:35Speaker 2: her the latest severance pay. She started a legal battle
- 20:41Speaker 2: that went all the way up to their Supreme Court. Unfortunately,
- 20:45Speaker 2: the Supreme Court sided with the pension system.
- 20:47Speaker 8: It is I mean yeah, and and ruled that it
- 20:52Speaker 8: is an abuse of law and it is literally abusing
- 20:59Speaker 8: the law.
- 20:59Speaker 3: It is using a system that is in place.
- 21:02Speaker 1: For something else.
- 21:03Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, because like if you're taking all that money,
- 21:06Speaker 3: then it's not going to someone else and they have
- 21:09Speaker 3: to keep dumping on. I mean, I get it's tax
- 21:11Speaker 3: paying money and you're putting it back in through shit
- 21:13Speaker 3: like that, but still like it that also goes to
- 21:16Speaker 3: other people, not just you.
- 21:19Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're well, they're being charged with fraud having
- 21:22Speaker 2: received over three hundred and fifty thousand.
- 21:26Speaker 3: That is a lot of money. It's a lot like
- 21:28Speaker 3: if it was like a few brand sure whatever, they
- 21:32Speaker 3: slap them on the rest and say don't do it again.
- 21:34Speaker 3: But like you're taking like over a quarter million of
- 21:38Speaker 3: whatever currency. Uh, and that's money that could be going
- 21:43Speaker 3: to other people who actually need it.
- 21:47Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 21:47Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I hope they enjoy their time in jail,
- 21:50Speaker 2: but they're they're both well into their seventies at this point,
- 21:53Speaker 2: so wow, Okay, I don't know, I don't know.
- 21:57Speaker 3: I don't think they're going to be spending the rest
- 21:58Speaker 3: of our lives in jail. I think they might put
- 22:00Speaker 3: them in for like a year or two and be like, Okay,
- 22:03Speaker 3: good behavior.
- 22:04Speaker 2: This feels like at this point, hey, slap on the wrist, territory.
- 22:08Speaker 2: At this point, you sort of got away.
- 22:13Speaker 3: How are you gonna punish them.
- 22:15Speaker 2: It's not like you can take the money away. Rumor
- 22:17Speaker 2: has it they went on a lot of trips, so
- 22:19Speaker 2: they probably spent.
- 22:20Speaker 1: Yeah, money's gone.
- 22:22Speaker 3: Money's gone. They've done everything they probably already wanted to do.
- 22:25Speaker 3: You can't win by punishing them at this point.
- 22:27Speaker 2: They wired at this point, so it's not like you're
- 22:29Speaker 2: gonna get money out of their income. Like honestly, I
- 22:32Speaker 2: don't know.
- 22:33Speaker 3: They can't go back into the workforce, so they're not
- 22:35Speaker 3: going to put anything back into this.
- 22:36Speaker 2: This is why I am not a legislator legislator slash lawyer.
- 22:40Speaker 2: But anyway, that's our three stories. All our players have
- 22:43Speaker 2: to do is figure out which one I selected as
- 22:46Speaker 2: the worst news story. Now I do not remember who
- 22:49Speaker 2: won last time.
- 22:52Speaker 1: I don't know either. I'm gonna say, AI, yeah, you've
- 22:57Speaker 1: been winning. You've been apparently well.
- 23:00Speaker 2: Actually, technically our last episode was the Golden Girls episode
- 23:03Speaker 2: and you both won that one.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Yeah, we're both awesome. Yeah.
- 23:07Speaker 2: I am gonna give the Augie the win though, because
- 23:09Speaker 2: he has been winning a lot later. So Stevie, you
- 23:11Speaker 2: get first picked.
- 23:13Speaker 1: Oh geez, you thought at.
- 23:15Speaker 2: Least you think I picked to be the worst news
- 23:17Speaker 2: story of the week.
- 23:20Speaker 4: The worst.
- 23:21Speaker 1: I don't know. I like the flat earthers and the
- 23:24Speaker 1: murder hornets a lot. I think you agree with this,
- 23:26Speaker 1: So I think out of all of them, it's gonna
- 23:29Speaker 1: be story three. That couple that was charged with fraud.
- 23:31Speaker 1: I think that's the one that's gonna be the worst.
- 23:34Speaker 1: I don't know why. I know you don't like the
- 23:35Speaker 1: government either, but still I don't know out of the three,
- 23:39Speaker 1: that's gotta be the best.
- 23:41Speaker 2: Yeah, uh Ogie, you can pick one of the other two.
- 23:48Speaker 3: I'm all like, I'm probably gonna say murder hornets because
- 23:50Speaker 3: I'm sure that's probably something you want to get out
- 23:52Speaker 3: of your head, the idea of those things flying around
- 23:55Speaker 3: while you're like, you know, hanging outside just chilling.
- 23:59Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'd rather not think about murder.
- 24:02Speaker 1: Hornets like they were there were twenty feet away from
- 24:04Speaker 1: the studio the whole time.
- 24:05Speaker 3: That there isn't a billion other species of insects within
- 24:08Speaker 3: five feet of us, right fucking now. But yeah, that's
- 24:11Speaker 3: one of them that should not be that close to us.
- 24:13Speaker 4: I agree.
- 24:14Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, in this point, uh, the game goes to
- 24:19Speaker 2: Stevie because I absolutely picked a couple uh getting.
- 24:23Speaker 4: Tournaments broad I do.
- 24:24Speaker 3: I had it to be.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Fair that we're committing fraud. But on the other hand,
- 24:28Speaker 2: it's like it's been forty three years and y'all didn't
- 24:32Speaker 2: catch it. Yeah, you have had so many opportunities to
- 24:36Speaker 2: catch this up until now that it's like, at some
- 24:40Speaker 2: point it has to become uhlig, that's our bad, right,
- 24:44Speaker 2: it's our bad. Yeah, legitimately we should have caught this
- 24:47Speaker 2: ages ago.
- 24:48Speaker 3: Like, not good on them for abusing a system that's
- 24:51Speaker 3: supposed to help people, but also like you're the fucking government.
- 24:55Speaker 3: Do your fucking job. Yeah, exactly, so what you're paid
- 25:01Speaker 3: to do.
- 25:02Speaker 2: The temptation was to go with the murder hornets because
- 25:05Speaker 2: but the fact of the matter is they've been eradicated,
- 25:09Speaker 2: like eradicated, Yeah, which is a great thing, A great
- 25:15Speaker 2: thing I feel, you know, just as a general rule,
- 25:18Speaker 2: because fuck murder hornets.
- 25:21Speaker 3: It sucks that you have to do it. But Unfortunately,
- 25:24Speaker 3: there's no safe or I guess, humane way of removing
- 25:31Speaker 3: a lot of especially in vasive species that's spread that quickly,
- 25:34Speaker 3: and just fucking possible to know if you've truly got
- 25:37Speaker 3: them all, if you weren't.
- 25:39Speaker 7: Destroying all of them along the way.
- 25:42Speaker 2: You know. So, in any event, the game goes to Stevie.
- 25:46Speaker 2: Stevie has one point zero. Hey you congratulations, Stevie, And
- 25:53Speaker 2: when we come back, he's gonna have a chance to
- 25:55Speaker 2: catch up. We're gonna play game two and it's gonna
- 25:57Speaker 2: be worth two points. Coming up right after this, y.
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- 26:52Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. We're
- 26:57Speaker 2: gonna play Tinfoil Hats our old friends, the conspiracy game.
- 27:05Speaker 2: I'm going to ask our players to weave me a
- 27:07Speaker 2: conspiracy theory that links three supposedly unlinkable things, things that
- 27:14Speaker 2: you would not think have any link together. But there
- 27:17Speaker 2: you go. In actuality, they might depending on how good
- 27:22Speaker 2: our friends are.
- 27:24Speaker 3: Here, so you never know. It might be more on
- 27:27Speaker 3: the nose than even we.
- 27:28Speaker 2: Suspect Oggie did leave some hints that his Tinfoil.
- 27:34Speaker 3: Mate, may I scare myself sometimes like I do research,
- 27:38Speaker 3: but like I do loose research, and then sometimes I
- 27:41Speaker 3: don't do any until after the fact I'm like, holy
- 27:44Speaker 3: fucking shit, I was there, Like, what the what is
- 27:50Speaker 3: going on?
- 27:52Speaker 4: All right?
- 27:53Speaker 2: So this time I want them to weave me a
- 27:55Speaker 2: conspiracy theory linking the following things. The discontinue Cereal Dino pebbles,
- 28:02Speaker 2: Oh God from me from the Flintstones series.
- 28:06Speaker 3: For reference, it existed nineteen ninety to nineteen ninety three.
- 28:10Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, that's it.
- 28:13Speaker 2: That's it. That's all we got. They also have to
- 28:16Speaker 2: link the two thousands Russian music duo tattoo.
- 28:20Speaker 3: Now that's that's a blash of the past, all the.
- 28:25Speaker 2: Things she said.
- 28:26Speaker 9: Indeed, at least West's twenty twenty four sexual harassment lawsuit
- 28:34Speaker 9: linking him with the crimes of one Sean Diddy Combs.
- 28:39Speaker 1: Because of course, yes he did know you were asking.
- 28:44Speaker 3: I thought this was supposed to be a conspiracy erin you.
- 28:48Speaker 2: You lost the last game, so you have the choice,
- 28:50Speaker 2: do you want to go first or second? I could
- 28:52Speaker 2: go first, laying on me, yeah, so it be with
- 28:56Speaker 2: your conspiracy theory.
- 28:58Speaker 3: So as I stated, Pebbles was a cereal by Posts
- 29:03Speaker 3: from nineteen ninety nineteen ninety three. I was born in
- 29:06Speaker 3: nineteen ninety one for reference, so I did have a
- 29:10Speaker 3: box of this cereal. Holy don't know how good it
- 29:13Speaker 3: was considering you know, they just continued it in ninety three,
- 29:18Speaker 3: but you know, it is what it is. But they're
- 29:20Speaker 3: also for reference. Posts is also known for fruity pebbles
- 29:24Speaker 3: and the chocolate pebbles too. Still had the flintstones I
- 29:28Speaker 3: think on the box regardless, but not a lot of
- 29:32Speaker 3: people didn't know was that during that small period of
- 29:37Speaker 3: time right before the two thousands, there was meant to
- 29:40Speaker 3: be a collab between Posts Dino Pebbles, kind of rolling
- 29:48Speaker 3: out the new Fruity Pebbles and like really pushing that
- 29:52Speaker 3: out with none other than the new hit sensation from
- 29:56Speaker 3: East Europe Tattoo. They were going to go for this
- 30:01Speaker 3: kind of like adding colors to the Dino Pebbles, which
- 30:05Speaker 3: kind of correlated with you know, the LGBTQ scene, you know,
- 30:09Speaker 3: and then you have these allegedly gay singers, you know,
- 30:14Speaker 3: doing the songs and stuff like that. But of course
- 30:17Speaker 3: we all know that never fucking came of anything because
- 30:20Speaker 3: they end up splitting. Upon further research, is believe that
- 30:25Speaker 3: both of which were in fact bisexual, Linn being a
- 30:29Speaker 3: supporter of LGBTQ, but Julia being a self hater, uh
- 30:35Speaker 3: for whatever reason. So but so unfortunately that is what
- 30:38Speaker 3: fell through. However, cut to a number of years later,
- 30:42Speaker 3: Post once again is attempting to get back into the
- 30:45Speaker 3: big scene and then push their new line of Fruity
- 30:48Speaker 3: Pebbles with Dino Pebbles, you know, the new color Dino
- 30:51Speaker 3: Pebbles from its vanilla look, usually with none other than
- 30:57Speaker 3: Fruity Loops. The audio software. They were going to do
- 31:02Speaker 3: a collab where they were going to do a song
- 31:04Speaker 3: and Fruity Loops was going to contract get this Kanye
- 31:10Speaker 3: West to do a song for posts new Dino pebble line. Awesome, However,
- 31:17Speaker 3: oh no, cut to the recent allegations of Diddy that
- 31:26Speaker 3: now is linked with Kanye. So now they're having another
- 31:31Speaker 3: huge problem. But it gets better because I have on
- 31:37Speaker 3: good authority based on my research from none other than
- 31:41Speaker 3: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives spoken by Levitt and
- 31:53Speaker 3: Mikayla while they were talking to Demi about her sex life,
- 31:57Speaker 3: about a very interesting detail of fruity pebbles. So apparently
- 32:03Speaker 3: Demi likes to use fruity pebbles in the bedroom and everybody,
- 32:09Speaker 3: but she was a little like vague on the detail
- 32:11Speaker 3: is what she uses it for? Uh, But of course
- 32:14Speaker 3: the internet does what the Internet does and knows exactly
- 32:18Speaker 3: what it's used for, because apparently, allegedly, fruity pebbles can
- 32:26Speaker 3: make your urine sweeter.
- 32:30Speaker 10: Cut back two of the ditty allegations involving Kanye West,
- 32:38Speaker 10: with the list of celebrities part of the sexed up
- 32:41Speaker 10: parties and with the questionable aged women and Kanye West
- 32:48Speaker 10: enjoying his favorite sugary bowl of cereal Dino pebbles.
- 32:59Speaker 1: Awesome, that's believable.
- 33:05Speaker 2: Was it was genius, it was it was just genius.
- 33:10Speaker 2: Soilders to it. I'm genuinely starting to think there is
- 33:13Speaker 2: an actual link between these things. Dear God in heaven.
- 33:20Speaker 2: Boys is very very good, Stevie.
- 33:25Speaker 3: I don't I don't think I brought my I wish
- 33:27Speaker 3: I could be your shirt friend, this, I really do.
- 33:30Speaker 1: I'm scared.
- 33:31Speaker 2: I don't know. Give shot.
- 33:33Speaker 1: All right, man, I'm gonna hit it with you guys
- 33:36Speaker 1: or whatnot? All right, here we go. Okay. So Lena
- 33:40Speaker 1: and Julia of Tattoo, the Russian singers with sexual rebellious videos,
- 33:46Speaker 1: started out actually as children in a children's music group.
- 33:52Speaker 1: After the It's true, after the failure of this music
- 33:56Speaker 1: group when they laughed the music group fell apart and whatnot?
- 34:02Speaker 1: Uh sorry, after the my bad, I'm reading the wrong words.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Hold on, this is the wrong one. Sorry, Let me
- 34:09Speaker 1: start over, let me totally over. He was reading the
- 34:12Speaker 1: fucking don't read the notes of the showows lost himself.
- 34:17Speaker 2: I did.
- 34:17Speaker 1: I was reading the show.
- 34:19Speaker 3: The shows on.
- 34:24Speaker 10: He is so far into it, he's already giving us numbers.
- 34:28Speaker 1: Man, there's numbers of code, all right, Mason, So okay,
- 34:36Speaker 1: let's start over.
- 34:37Speaker 4: Uh.
- 34:38Speaker 1: Lena and Julia have Tattoo.
- 34:40Speaker 4: Uh.
- 34:40Speaker 1: They they were in children's group prior to them breaking
- 34:44Speaker 1: away and doing their own thing. But after the failure
- 34:48Speaker 1: of Dino Pebbles in the US, Russia actually took that
- 34:51Speaker 1: failing company, as they do with most of the failures
- 34:54Speaker 1: that came out of the US, they tried to acquire them.
- 34:57Speaker 1: So Tattoo ended Yeah, I don't care, I'm throwing heat
- 34:59Speaker 1: at them. Fuck off. Yeah, big fucking deal, real scared bitches.
- 35:05Speaker 1: Tattoo ended up performing commercials for Dino Pebbles under their
- 35:09Speaker 1: first group's name of an Apostit Aposity. That's what their group.
- 35:13Speaker 11: Name was, Apsity.
- 35:14Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 35:14Speaker 1: I could never kept trying to say it over and
- 35:16Speaker 1: over and kept saying it different ways. Yeah, okay. But now,
- 35:21Speaker 1: after Lena and Julia left this group, producer p Drinker
- 35:26Speaker 1: Diddy Pee Drinker acquired the Young People's Music group, so
- 35:33Speaker 1: he actually required he required the rights to this group.
- 35:38Speaker 1: And then after the allegations of all these parties that
- 35:41Speaker 1: Kanye West held and hosted by Diddy, the girls of
- 35:45Speaker 1: Tattoo needed to get back together. And stop these fucks.
- 35:50Speaker 1: So Lena and Julia got their rights back through a
- 35:52Speaker 1: loophole they found in through the promotions of their original group.
- 35:56Speaker 1: Then proceeded to work with the girls of the original
- 36:00Speaker 1: groups together as much evidence as they needed to put
- 36:04Speaker 1: both of both West and Diddy away for life, where
- 36:08Speaker 1: nightly they have to swab the dirty buttholes of other inmates.
- 36:12Speaker 1: And then all the girls got the rights and they're
- 36:14Speaker 1: all hitting the fucking stage now and ship that's what's
- 36:18Speaker 1: gonna happen. That probably hasn't happened yet, but after the allegations.
- 36:21Speaker 3: The allegations, what's gonna happen.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Because the government already knows what's gonna happen. Everybody knows.
- 36:25Speaker 1: The girls are already, like they worked all their witness
- 36:28Speaker 1: statements out, so we're just waiting for it to come
- 36:30Speaker 1: to the public. So it's coming back. It's coming back,
- 36:35Speaker 1: it's coming back, it's coming back.
- 36:40Speaker 2: That was very good, Thank you. It does not hold
- 36:43Speaker 2: a candle.
- 36:43Speaker 1: Down, nothing, nothing will.
- 36:49Speaker 12: No.
- 36:49Speaker 2: It was very it was very good. It was very entertained.
- 36:51Speaker 1: But the points, yeah, I couldn't agree more.
- 36:56Speaker 2: Just Chef's kiss it was so good, is fucking gorgeous.
- 37:01Speaker 2: So it could legitimately be true. I know, man, we would.
- 37:04Speaker 2: We would just never know.
- 37:08Speaker 3: Even if, like I don't know, like even there's no
- 37:11Speaker 3: fucking way tattoo has anything to do with Titty or
- 37:14Speaker 3: Kanye West in any way or even Fruity Pebble's matter.
- 37:18Speaker 3: But like just the last part, when I was writing it,
- 37:21Speaker 3: I'm like, holy shit, holy shit, man, I hope I'm wrong.
- 37:30Speaker 2: It paid off for you this time, Augie is two points.
- 37:33Speaker 2: It is two points to one, which means it's all
- 37:37Speaker 2: gonna come down to game three. Game three is worth
- 37:39Speaker 2: three points and we're gonna play it right after this.
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- 38:34Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for the rules of
- 38:38Speaker 2: the game. You guys know how to play. You guys
- 38:41Speaker 2: know what the rules of the game is that right.
- 38:43Speaker 4: Now what you're doing.
- 38:44Speaker 1: I don't have any idea what I'm doing. And as
- 38:46Speaker 1: the now, let alone in this segment, and I can't
- 38:48Speaker 1: even say the games one to Stevie.
- 38:52Speaker 2: You not no, you don't actually get a point, thank you.
- 38:57Speaker 1: Yeah, I got like, oh, this is gonna be.
- 39:04Speaker 2: Has already started.
- 39:06Speaker 13: Damn.
- 39:06Speaker 2: Oh that's a good idea, Yeah, to let you guys
- 39:09Speaker 2: know what's going so I can't do it all right, So, yes,
- 39:13Speaker 2: our players have no idea what game they're going to
- 39:16Speaker 2: be playing. They're just gonna start playing it and hopefully
- 39:19Speaker 2: they can figure it out before the end.
- 39:21Speaker 11: Uh.
- 39:21Speaker 2: This particular rules of the game, the way the win
- 39:24Speaker 2: works out is different every time. But in this case,
- 39:27Speaker 2: you will win if you either win the game or
- 39:30Speaker 2: if you successfully guess the rules to the game. You
- 39:33Speaker 2: have to successfully guess all of it, by the way,
- 39:36Speaker 2: so you have to you have to you have to
- 39:37Speaker 2: understand exactly what is going on here in order to
- 39:40Speaker 2: get it once again, you have one shot at it.
- 39:43Speaker 2: If you want to take your shot, you just got
- 39:44Speaker 2: to shout your own name to buzz In and let
- 39:47Speaker 2: me know that you're ready to take a shot at
- 39:49Speaker 2: the rules of the game. If you're right, you instantly win.
- 39:52Speaker 2: If you're wrong, you keep playing. You can still win otherwise. Yeay,
- 39:58Speaker 2: So just keep that in mind as we get started. Now,
- 40:02Speaker 2: Augie you won last game, Stevee, you lost. So Stevie,
- 40:05Speaker 2: you have the choice. Do you want to go first?
- 40:07Speaker 2: Or do you want to make Augie go first?
- 40:09Speaker 1: Oh man, it's so difficult in this game too, because Jesus,
- 40:16Speaker 1: I'm gonna make Augi go first. All right, yeah, and
- 40:20Speaker 1: that's the best.
- 40:22Speaker 2: In that case, Augi, You're going first.
- 40:26Speaker 3: Begin So like, uh, you're all about some drugs.
- 40:37Speaker 14: Okay, Stevie, I'm waiting for a prompter. Now, I guess
- 40:48Speaker 14: not that was it?
- 40:49Speaker 11: That was your problem?
- 40:51Speaker 2: How dare you? Why would you do this to me?
- 40:55Speaker 4: Ogie?
- 41:00Speaker 3: Because you deserved it, Stevie.
- 41:06Speaker 1: No, he really didn't. I'm just an angry person, Aggie.
- 41:15Speaker 3: Angry or angry?
- 41:18Speaker 2: God damn it, Ogie, what are you doing a curse
- 41:22Speaker 2: on you in a thousand generations?
- 41:25Speaker 4: Stevie?
- 41:27Speaker 1: You deserve that, Aggie.
- 41:33Speaker 3: Hi, joke's on you. I'm going to die alone, Stevie.
- 41:38Speaker 1: Not if I have anything to say about that.
- 41:42Speaker 2: Damn it, Steevie. What are you doing? Man?
- 41:47Speaker 4: Think? Aggie?
- 41:54Speaker 3: You want Stevie to think?
- 41:58Speaker 4: Stevie.
- 42:01Speaker 11: No, okay, Aggie, what do you mean now?
- 42:11Speaker 2: Stevie?
- 42:15Speaker 1: Did you forget?
- 42:17Speaker 2: God? Damn it, Stevie again, what are you doing? What's
- 42:21Speaker 2: wrong with you? Stop it?
- 42:26Speaker 4: Oggie?
- 42:31Speaker 3: Does he do that often?
- 42:35Speaker 4: Stevie?
- 42:40Speaker 1: Every now and then?
- 42:43Speaker 4: Aggie?
- 42:49Speaker 3: Is it psychological?
- 42:52Speaker 4: Stevie?
- 42:55Speaker 1: I guess it depends what you ask, Aggie?
- 43:07Speaker 3: And who may I ask?
- 43:11Speaker 2: Stevie?
- 43:17Speaker 1: Whomever you feel is appropriate, Augie?
- 43:26Speaker 3: And what if I feel the authorities is appropriate?
- 43:29Speaker 2: Damn it? Unbelievable?
- 43:35Speaker 3: Were you dancing around for I don't know what the
- 43:36Speaker 3: fuck is going on?
- 43:39Speaker 2: So I can reveal, Stevie, you came very close to winning.
- 43:44Speaker 2: Just ah uh. That's the only hint I'm going to
- 43:49Speaker 2: give you. So we're back to Stevie starting over.
- 43:52Speaker 1: Stevie, I forgot, I was.
- 44:02Speaker 4: Aggie?
- 44:06Speaker 3: Do you do that often?
- 44:10Speaker 2: Stevie? Damn it?
- 44:22Speaker 1: All you why you gotta fuck with me?
- 44:26Speaker 4: Aggie?
- 44:28Speaker 15: Maybe I like to get her eyes out of you, Stevie.
- 44:34Speaker 1: That's not the rise you want to get out of me, Steve, damn.
- 44:39Speaker 2: It, what the fuck you don't want to do anything?
- 44:42Speaker 2: Come on, man, stop this ship? Really don't, uh, Agie?
- 44:54Speaker 2: You both were surprisingly close to winning that one.
- 44:58Speaker 4: Aggie.
- 44:58Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you another hints. I'm only paying attention
- 45:02Speaker 2: to your first word. Are you surprised, Stevie?
- 45:23Speaker 5: Poopy?
- 45:38Speaker 3: But why though, uh Oggie?
- 45:44Speaker 2: God damn it, what the fuck's wrong with you?
- 45:47Speaker 3: A poop?
- 46:00Speaker 1: What's a quardle? Whatever that fucking thing is?
- 46:03Speaker 3: What's a quaddle thing?
- 46:05Speaker 16: Okay?
- 46:07Speaker 1: Give me just yeah?
- 46:08Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 46:09Speaker 1: Play games?
- 46:09Speaker 3: Are you playing scrabble?
- 46:16Speaker 2: Look?
- 46:17Speaker 3: I hate this game?
- 46:19Speaker 2: This games?
- 46:19Speaker 3: Dope.
- 46:21Speaker 1: It's difficult.
- 46:22Speaker 17: Man.
- 46:23Speaker 1: If you guys at home got thiss, you best call it?
- 46:25Speaker 4: Tell me right, okay, Agie?
- 46:31Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 46:42Speaker 3: Qu's a quaddle the Mexic can God.
- 46:47Speaker 2: No, God, damn it, I fucking what the ship not
- 46:52Speaker 2: to say?
- 46:52Speaker 16: Man?
- 46:55Speaker 2: Dealing with morons here, Stevie.
- 46:57Speaker 1: Super calla fregistic xbl and do just does that win?
- 47:03Speaker 2: It makes me hate you?
- 47:07Speaker 1: Oh shoot, I thought it was something different.
- 47:09Speaker 2: Never mind.
- 47:09Speaker 1: I thought I could. I thought it was something different,
- 47:12Speaker 1: orson I went that way. Now I feel bad. You
- 47:15Speaker 1: gotta figure something now. I thought it was something really
- 47:17Speaker 1: stupid simple and uh okay, Aggie, I'm sorry.
- 47:29Speaker 3: This guy's a douchebag.
- 47:30Speaker 4: Truth.
- 47:32Speaker 2: Uh, Stevie, that guy, Steve, God damn it, somewhe b goddamn.
- 47:44Speaker 2: Oh fucking oh Jesus, use your brain, uh Ogie, one
- 47:52Speaker 2: more try before I give you another hid.
- 47:56Speaker 4: M hm.
- 48:00Speaker 3: The Mighty Cadrea is the powerhouse of the sun.
- 48:03Speaker 4: Okay, stevee asshole.
- 48:08Speaker 2: A whole God damn it. What the fuck? What were
- 48:14Speaker 2: you not paying attention?
- 48:15Speaker 3: Not even his slight.
- 48:16Speaker 4: As Oh my god.
- 48:18Speaker 2: Okay, so, uh, you could just as easily play this
- 48:25Speaker 2: game using numbers and Stevie, I'll.
- 48:30Speaker 7: Turn it over to you, brain, Aggie, fart, Stevie, use.
- 48:44Speaker 18: Argie, condom Stevie, Aggie, Stevie, got damn it.
- 49:01Speaker 1: Now what I thought they were either godduck.
- 49:03Speaker 2: Damn it, motherfucker, mother fucker, godly damn it, Oggie.
- 49:11Speaker 17: Okay, verdigo, verdigo, Yeah, Stevie, motherfucker.
- 49:25Speaker 4: One word, okay, Aggie.
- 49:36Speaker 12: Smithsonian, Uh okay, Stevie, damn it, Aggie, he's figure one.
- 50:03Speaker 3: I'm looking at I'm just look I feel like I'm
- 50:06Speaker 3: on drugs. You are.
- 50:13Speaker 1: He ate those dino pebbles.
- 50:19Speaker 2: Actually no, actually I'm sorry. You made a move.
- 50:22Speaker 3: Yeah I did. Yeah, that's what I was waiting for you.
- 50:24Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, no, you made a move.
- 50:27Speaker 4: Stevie.
- 50:28Speaker 2: Back over to you. God, oh Stevie, Oh, son of
- 50:38Speaker 2: a bitch? What the fuck? You goddamn asshole? You were
- 50:42Speaker 2: so close.
- 50:44Speaker 3: I never feel like we are.
- 50:49Speaker 2: Ogi one more try before I give you another hint.
- 50:53Speaker 3: Huh schizophrenia.
- 51:01Speaker 2: Bear with me a moment.
- 51:02Speaker 3: Don't ask why that's on my mind right now.
- 51:05Speaker 1: I have no idea what this. I keep thinking I
- 51:07Speaker 1: know what it is, and then I fuck up every time.
- 51:12Speaker 3: I don't even I don't even think I'm close.
- 51:15Speaker 2: Uh has made his turn, Stevie.
- 51:19Speaker 1: Dyslexia, Augie.
- 51:26Speaker 3: Sex alexia?
- 51:28Speaker 1: That's is that a thing?
- 51:30Speaker 4: Uh?
- 51:30Speaker 2: It's not a word, but if it is soggy, go
- 51:34Speaker 2: fuck yourself, Honestly, go fuck yourself. What the fuck are
- 51:36Speaker 2: you doing to me? God damn it, son of a bitch.
- 51:39Speaker 3: Honestly, this is the most enjoyable part. Some would pay
- 51:48Speaker 3: for this.
- 51:48Speaker 2: You know, Stevie, your up and are your next clue.
- 51:52Speaker 2: Is it would be most effective if you use the
- 51:55Speaker 2: numbers one through nine?
- 52:01Speaker 1: Apparently yes, h.
- 52:17Speaker 12: Mm hmm, okay, Aggie four twenty.
- 52:27Speaker 4: Stevie, blunt.
- 52:33Speaker 2: Did you say blunt? Correct?
- 52:36Speaker 4: Okay, Aggie.
- 52:42Speaker 16: Sixty nine, dude, Stevie, what I don't know?
- 53:05Speaker 17: Fox trot, my god, Agie, what the fuck is happening?
- 53:13Speaker 15: Xylophone.
- 53:16Speaker 2: I have to take your first answer, which means, Aggie,
- 53:20Speaker 2: what the fuck is wrong with you? God damn it?
- 53:23Speaker 3: Also sex Alexia.
- 53:26Speaker 2: Nothing mh. Here's another free hint. Stevie could have won
- 53:34Speaker 2: two different ways just now if Aggie hadn't fucked it up. Uh, steepee,
- 53:40Speaker 2: you're up.
- 53:41Speaker 4: First torture Aggie, pleasure.
- 53:51Speaker 2: Stevie, water board, Augie Rimmingggy, motherfucker, goddamn its pitch. Here
- 54:13Speaker 2: is your.
- 54:13Speaker 3: Next clue, fucking.
- 54:17Speaker 2: Here's your next clue. Nine is a perfect square, Stevie,
- 54:22Speaker 2: You're up.
- 54:26Speaker 1: Wom batpoo.
- 54:31Speaker 15: Aggie thirty six.
- 54:48Speaker 4: Stevie.
- 54:50Speaker 1: Thirty nine, Aggie.
- 55:13Speaker 3: Hexagonal, son of a bitch.
- 55:26Speaker 2: Don't argue you, son of a bitch. God damn it.
- 55:29Speaker 2: You absolute slut, complete waste of breede power.
- 55:39Speaker 3: Again slut.
- 55:45Speaker 15: Alright, Augie, horror Stevie cunt.
- 55:51Speaker 2: Whoa you fucking fucking slaughter. Absolutely, I know.
- 56:02Speaker 1: The name of this episode. Slower forty eight slo.
- 56:07Speaker 2: Augie, your turn, Uh fucking clue, Anema, anema, Stevie.
- 56:23Speaker 4: Bark Augie, oh.
- 56:40Speaker 3: Uh bro bluh blah the dead did.
- 56:45Speaker 2: I can't do anything with that.
- 56:46Speaker 15: I don't think anybody.
- 56:49Speaker 3: Yeah, my brain start talking about.
- 56:51Speaker 2: You said, Yeah, I'm taking that as you're worded in. Augie,
- 56:54Speaker 2: you fucking moron, you absolute dipship. What the fuck are
- 56:58Speaker 2: you doing?
- 57:00Speaker 3: Clearly playing rules of the game?
- 57:03Speaker 4: Nine, okay, Augie.
- 57:07Speaker 2: Eighteen Augie, you fucking moron, you absolute dipshit. Stop it, Stevie.
- 57:14Speaker 2: Eight okay, Augie, come caught, Stevie.
- 57:23Speaker 1: Seven Stevie, you fuck with you absolute idiot?
- 57:27Speaker 2: What the fuck are you doing? Ah, here's another hint.
- 57:37Speaker 2: I cursed you out because you made a move that
- 57:40Speaker 2: had already been made Augie.
- 57:43Speaker 11: Blue waffle, okay, Stevie, No, not okay, Stevie, you made
- 57:52Speaker 11: a move.
- 57:53Speaker 2: Yeah I heard no, So I'm taking that as your move.
- 57:57Speaker 4: Augie French foot.
- 58:07Speaker 15: Okay, Stevie, popsicle, Aggie de gloved.
- 58:26Speaker 2: Argue, you idiot, you absolute moron, you complete and income
- 58:30Speaker 2: poop stop it, Stevie.
- 58:36Speaker 4: Three Aggie.
- 58:45Speaker 3: Thirteen fifty Jesus, oh wow, uh okay, don't tell me me.
- 58:59Speaker 1: Thirteen fifty one, Augie, do it, just do it, do it?
- 59:09Speaker 5: Do it?
- 59:17Speaker 3: Thirteen fifty two.
- 59:20Speaker 2: Damn, Stevie, hm.
- 59:26Speaker 1: M M thirteen fifty five.
- 59:29Speaker 2: I skipped one. Fucked it. I'm just gonna double check
- 59:36Speaker 2: my math. Ye perfect, okay.
- 59:42Speaker 3: Augie thirteen fifty six.
- 59:51Speaker 15: Stevie thirteen fifty seven.
- 59:53Speaker 2: Baby, and Stevie has just won the game.
- 1:00:00Speaker 11: You'd bitch back, Steven, Do you have any idea?
- 1:00:05Speaker 9: Why?
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: No fucking clue? Okay. I was all over the place.
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: It started with, like I thought, at first, we had
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: to make you laugh or continue the conversation like an
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: improv thing, and it skipped from that, especially when you
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: said the letters or something with numbers, and I'm like, okay,
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: so it's either how many letters are in the word or.
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: How many letters were in the first word you said,
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: really important?
- 1:00:30Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: But then I got lost and I was trying to
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: figure out the pattern for that. Like I started writing
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: out all the words and none of them made sense
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: to me. So I was wonder if certain letters meant
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: certain things. So I put the numbers down, and when
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: you said, like one of them was a box, I
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: was like, okay, we'll put eight.
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: And nine together.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: Those two are good. And I tried to figure out
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: where's that way down the list with the other numbers,
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: but I couldn't figure out the actual rule.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: You got so close so many times to winning accidentally,
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: it was impressive. Damn. Like, I wish I could have
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: shared my screen with you the whole time, but it
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: would have ruined the game. But basically, like, what game
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: do you guys know that has nine boxes where players
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: take turns?
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: The thing I said, exact oe is exactly right.
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: You were playing tick tacte this whole time. Your first
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: word would give me a number of letters. That number
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: is the box. I would fill in, starting at one
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: at the top left, then two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: And if you gave me a number, I would divide
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: it by nine, take the remainder and make.
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: That your box.
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: If you ever took the same square as had already
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: been taken, I would curse you out and wipe the
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: board and start over. Yes, yes, dude. And then you
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: guys went on that thirteen fifty rat which thirteen fifty
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: divides into nine evenly, so it be came box nine
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: and so so Augie had the bottom right one, and
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: then Stevie went, well, thirteen fifty one, and you took
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: box one then and then thirteen fifty two, and then
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: Aggie took bucks too, and then Stevie thirteen fifty three.
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: He took Rox three, and then Stevie jumped to thirteen
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: fifty five, taking the middle one. So you had the
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: two corners and the middle one. I'm like, if he
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: gets seven, he's good. And the very next number you
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: said was thirteen fifty seven, and.
- 1:02:17Speaker 9: That was it.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: That was all. It was the wind.
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: Oh that's fucking nuts. Yeah. When I was that was.
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: Genuinely a lot of fun on my end. Like I
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: had to, I had to include the bit about cursing
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: you out whenever I had to start over, just to
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: throw you off, and also to add a bit of
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: edge of something to make it entertaining.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: That was the other thing. Whenever you were cursing us out,
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: I was ready. Now what you were cursing, I'm like,
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: maybe it's the words he's using in here, but I
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: didn't want Oggie to know what they were, so I
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: was trying not to use the prominent words you were using.
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, Leon, if this works, and
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: it started.
- 1:02:53Speaker 7: To at some point.
- 1:02:55Speaker 3: At some point, I was just trying to see how
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: many different iterations you had of cursing me out.
- 1:03:02Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: So this game required me to have three tabs open
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: at once, one to run the Tic tac toe game,
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: another one so that I could use a remainder calculator
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: so if you guys gave me a big number, I
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: could figure out what box it was supposed to go into.
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: And the last one was just a tab with amount
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: of letters and a space in front of it, so
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: I could put whatever word you gave me, like super
- 1:03:23Speaker 2: calum Redless has thirty four.
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: Letters, you better save that list goes.
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: Into nine twenty seven and then there's seven left, so
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: it was box seven. Oh wow, Jesus Christ, what have I.
- 1:03:37Speaker 11: Done to take a screenshot of it?
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: Save the list?
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: I'll put it out like a week ago.
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: So with that victory, Stevie has won the rules of
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: the game and he has won this episode four points.
- 1:03:51Speaker 18: Damn.
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very very well done. Certain, thank you, no
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: great on the game as man, those were amazing.
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: Sitting here watching you both slop.
- 1:04:07Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a quick didn't it?
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: Poor went? Augue went completely bruceserk so fast, so fast.
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: It doesn't take much, really, I think it would.
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: Oh, maybe you learned patients with age or.
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: Something, patients with ages.
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: You don't feel like it? All right? Thanks for listening.
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: I hope you've enjoyed. I hope you played along. Maybe
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: you even picked up what was going down before the
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: other time. Maybe you were just as lost. I don't know. Uh,
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: it's been a wild ride and I had a lot
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: of fun. I hope you guys.
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: Hope you guys did too.
- 1:04:49Speaker 18: Uh.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: So that's gonna be it from us. You can follow
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