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24 - S1 Ep24: Big Daddy · On The Lanai

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, John's got another drink.
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, good morning. Look how tiny that can is? That
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: full size can in his hand.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: John has this amazing optical illusion with his hand where
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: a can looks like a mini can.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: I know we've talked about this before, but I think
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: we've only talked about it on The Fink Show. Which
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  Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our show today. Our guest
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: is again the one, the only, the very famous, mister
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: John Fink.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: You co goos the decider.
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta say, I think you're just fucking with
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: us now. I think you have prop cans at your
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: house that are supermull Your.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: Brain tells yourself that can't be a full size can. Yeah,
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: that looks like it's so crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Hotel mini bar sized bullshit. That was like a ten
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: ounce can.
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry to disappoint you.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: You palm basketballs.
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, in fact, for many of my basketball career I
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: had done just exactly that. Yeah, I'm just a freaking nature.
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: I can't get gloves. That was my nickname in college.
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: That was my nickname in college literally was freak of nature.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to feel bad about yourself.
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I was like I can't get gloves is really.
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: I just think it's cool. I've never met a person
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: who can do an optical illusion just by existing.
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess that's me.
• 1:31
  Speaker 4: On the Lunai is part of the Odd Pods media network.
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: Now. The other one I don't know if you guys
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: have seen, is this one where I know this is
• 1:58
  Speaker 3: going to be a great audio gag. But I can
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: do this with my thumb.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, and just.
• 2:05
  Speaker 3: All the way back. Yeah, I have a double jointed
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: joint there anyway, that's great audio. So yeah, I have
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: that guy sounds like it's thumb bent back.
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: I think I heard it.
• 2:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have.
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: I can. I can't do it right now because my
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: shoulder hurts so bad. But I have a thing in
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: common with Carol Burnette. Carol Burnett used to be able
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: to make her hip pop. I mean, I'm sure she
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: still can, but I can. I can't do it right now. Sorry,
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: I'm feeling it my arm. Yeah.
• 2:38
  Speaker 3: Well, Also, to get it to show up on microphone,
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  Speaker 3: even if you know it's popping is a tricky thing.
• 2:42
  Speaker 3: So I get that.
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  Speaker 2: But I can roll it basically like forward and get
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: it stuck so like my arm is moving here, but
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: my top part of my arm is stuck.
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: Is that painful?
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  Speaker 2: And then well, my shoulder whatever, my shoulder injury that
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: I have currently is preventing me from doing the pop.
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: The pop is the interesting thing because it like jumps
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: it out of my shoulder. Some like my mother might say,
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: that's why my shoulders fucked.
• 3:08
  Speaker 3: But because you keep doing that, could be.
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  Speaker 2: My right arm's always moving like I'm basically never not
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: using my right arm.
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: Can you do with your other arm?
• 3:17
  Speaker 3: Joke there somewhere?
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: So no, I could never do this side huh.
• 3:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I have a friend actually that has a business idea,
• 3:26
  Speaker 3: and he wants to make an entire line of things
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: that are smaller than they normally are, like soda cans
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: and rulers and other things for a gentlemen to photograph
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: next to their you know, dicks. Yes, that would be
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: the word, so that it looks neighborhood. Yeah, there we go,
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  Speaker 3: Penis Flugelhorn.
• 3:49
  Speaker 2: So yes, I forget, I'm not playing Madge games.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, okay, fair enough, trousers snake. That's why my friend's
• 3:55
  Speaker 3: business idea is. But that's not what this is. I
• 3:57
  Speaker 3: promise you this is a real.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: So the person on the other end of the dick
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: pic would go, wow, look how big it is. There's
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: a band for scale, but it's a fake banana.
• 4:07
  Speaker 3: But it's really a plantain.
• 4:09
  Speaker 5: That's just cruel, false advertising, right.
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: I want to talk to your buddy about a different
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: idea because I love oversized chairs and couches. I have
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: pictures of me traveling over the years and like, fuck
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: off huge at around neeck chairs or like, oh I
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  Speaker 2: do love them, like big, like comfyler. You look like
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: a kid read a book chair, but like your legs
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: don't even hang off. You're just like your little.
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: John just probably looks comfortable in those huge jetterals.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, my wife and I actually have a picture of
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: us together in one of those huge chairs. We both
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: look rather comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, this is this is a right sized chair.
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  Speaker 3: It's right down the hill from us in little Italy.
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: Oh there's one down there, nice.
• 4:48
  Speaker 3: Yep, I think it's still there.
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: Here's the second point. I don't think you should ever
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: get a job as a fluffer. I think the amount
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  Speaker 2: of performance.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I have to go and chang all of
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: my week's plans. I'm so saying to cancel his job.
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: Application.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I just think like men all over the world
• 5:08
  Speaker 2: would be like, look how small my dick looked at
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  Speaker 2: That's what I would say, chick today.
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like if he were a gay man, he'd be like,
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: these are tiny, Like, no, it's just your hands.
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: Look my dick in that guy's hand. I can't fuck
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: this chick.
• 5:28
  Speaker 3: So Aaron has tapped into my inner monologue while I'm sleeping.
• 5:32
  Speaker 3: That's weird.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, somewhere in the San Fernando Valley right now, Yeah there,
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  Speaker 2: Like I feel so seen my large hands to work
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: against me in the porn industry.
• 5:46
  Speaker 3: I can't even got seet.
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: Oh it's you know, this is so upsetting to me.
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  Speaker 2: This is the third time I'm gonna make a reference
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: to Jesse's husband being good with it, and it haunts me. Man,
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: that haunts me. We have a we have a not
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: listener to this, but a listener to your show did say,
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: oh god, she told us how good her husband was.
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: Thank you for reminding me.
• 6:17
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: It was on the tail end of Eddie Pence telling
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: us that he was like the finger banging champion and
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: and she was like, oh yeah, my at the time
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: fiance is really good with his hands.
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, I mean I'm making that
• 6:34
  Speaker 3: noise internally right now.
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: It's not Yeah, it's personal. I'm not throwing any shade
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  Speaker 2: on our listener. I'm happy for you, stoked for you.
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: What I'm not okay with is like people I know
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: making those comments. Kristen lived with me for two and
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: a half. She can say like she would be like, oh, yeah,
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: we're going to Poundtown when I get home or something.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: And I was like, it's like when Dorothy and Sophia
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: talk about sex on the show.
• 7:04
  Speaker 3: You're like, no, it's kind of the same way. You
• 7:07
  Speaker 3: know you like someone, but you don't necessarily want to
• 7:09
  Speaker 3: be sitting on the edge of the bathtub while they're
• 7:11
  Speaker 3: taking a ship.
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, except my my ex mat he really couldn't.
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: He had a second life out of the town, but
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: he couldn't shut the door when he pooped because he
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: couldn't be away from me long enough.
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: I need it. I love you, but I need a
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: second I'll see you when I'm done.
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: Kind of hide from Abby once or twice a day.
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: The dog doesn't bother me if he comes here. It's like,
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: you're good.
• 7:35
  Speaker 3: The dog's one thing. A person, though, it's like, come on.
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: You can hear her little.
• 7:41
  Speaker 5: You can hear her coming.
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: It's down the hall, slight.
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: Stare at you and I'm like, I'm good, thank you. Yeah,
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I watch your back when you poop.
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: She hunts me. She hunts me through the house if
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: she if I get if I have the audacity to
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: get up, well, she's a sleepary and she realizes it.
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: You hear the like, and it stops and looks in
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: a room, and then you hear it again, and she
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: looks in the next room, and then when she gets
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: here in my bedroom, it's carpet again. So she's.
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: I woke up and you weren't there.
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Then you get the bathroom door because she's like,
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: why are you pooping without me?
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: And the door on your home alone?
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: I wake up starting to try to get five minutes
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  Speaker 2: without Abby morning.
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  Speaker 3: It's the person thing.
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: Bishop's not yeah, Bishop's not asking you for things. It's
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: the It's the tapping and the like I'm mad at you,
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: why can't you mad at you? Back up tantrums with
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: Abby that are the problem. It's not the like daily sleepiness.
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: I guess if i'd feel differently.
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: Cutest thing ever, But in like an hour, she's going
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: to be like, you talk to your friends and now
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: you have to pay attention to only me.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: What did you say about me? Mother?
• 9:12
  Speaker 3: Did you paint me in a good light? Mother?
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: Guys, welcome, thanks for coming back. John. This is going
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: to be a hell of a show.
• 9:20
  Speaker 3: Sounds like, let's do it.
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: Anybody have any fun news they want to share? Did
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: you want to regale us with stories? I think you
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: had jury duty? How was your journey to get to it?
• 9:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, my j it's no, I did not. Jury duty
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: was interesting for me. It was nice because I got
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: to sleep in that day and then.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: The well you weren't do there till what seven eight?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, seven thirty, so normally my day is half done
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: by then. But it was it was fun. It was
• 9:52
  Speaker 3: just sat around a lot fun. Yeah. Fun in quotes,
• 9:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And this is the thing. I've never heard of him
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: and his wife jury duty on the same the same address.
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, how did that not hit some flag somewhere? Well,
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: here's what If you had a young child, you could leave.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: I don't get that.
• 10:11
  Speaker 3: Well, you could ask for a postponement or something. But
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: she has because she's had a crazy work schedule. She's
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: actually had to push back her jury duty date twice already.
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: And I had never had dirty jury duty ever before
• 10:27
  Speaker 3: because you know, before I was in never ever this
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: first time, because before this, I was an independent contractor
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: and so I could not step away and you know,
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: keep my same earnings. So I was always I'd always
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: go in and go, look, I can't not make money.
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: And so they were like, all right, on here, he.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: Doesn't give a shit about that. I was an independent
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: contractor when I was on that tomb on the trial,
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: and I was like, just so you know, like I
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: work in film costuming, this is an absolute hardship for
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: me to not be on set. And they were like, cool,
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: have a good time.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: They don't give you like a stipend or something.
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: They give you fifteen dollars a day here, jesus, fifteen
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: whole dollars.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: Did they turn you away? You got a media person?
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: Well, I got out of it because there were no
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: cases on the docket. Like they they brought people back.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: I think they brought back like half a dozen people
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: because I think they had some eligibility questions for them,
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: but never in the entire time that we were there
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: did they bring back an entire group.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Of twelve, So it must have been settling.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: I think that's probably what was going on. And so
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: we just kind of wife and I just sat at
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: a table and just you know, I listened to Ralph Report.
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: Tried to play video games remotely and didn't work too well.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, it needed the Wi Fi.
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that you know, I imagine this the courthouse.
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: Wi Fi can't accommodate a video game livestream. What I know,
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: it's weird.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: It's a Travis. What are we paying our taxes?
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: Exactly? I just you know, watched Ralph Report and I
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: we we the They have all the different like waiting
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: room chairs side to side, but we kind of commandeered
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: one of those little round like cafe tables off to
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: the side and made that our own little space and
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: we just like watched the door.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: At least if you have someone you're with like that's
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: got to make it better.
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: It was much more tolerable.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: Actions are over. I always go look for like the
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: old phone banks, like the rooms that used to be
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: where they like, oh yeah, some shit wear, because there's
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: always power, there's always a desk, and no one goes
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: in there, and so I can get work done or watch.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: Movies and you're allowed to leave the main room.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: With other people. Well, because it's always attached to that
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: room because it was for people that had to like
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: make phone calls but couldn't leave the Jerry section. So
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: most of the older courthouses have that room right to hide.
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: In and they're usually those rooms are wired with their
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: PA system, so if you need to if you get called,
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: you'll know. So that's that's kind of like how it
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: was in San Diego.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: So would you have to do like half a day
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: and they.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: Cut did about half a day and then they're like.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: And you're totally done, right.
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: Yep, done for a year. And then we walked two
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: blocks from the courthouse and went and had a bunch
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: of lovely beers and lunch at Carl Strauss Brewery.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: Lovely beers.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: Be I just so we're our show that we're friends
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: with Digest Articles, who's also part of odd Pods Media. Yes,
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: they are a show about the algorithm listening to us
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: and stuff, and so I just want to say Articles
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: Tau just suggested this product to me, and I'm going
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: to guess it's based on the conversation we were just having.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: It is a shirt of you said that is making
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: men hard since seven hundred.
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: That's fantastic.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 13:54
  Speaker 5: Yes, I want that shirt.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Took our fluff, that took our fluffer conversation and applied
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: it literally to my tamu. I'm fascinated by the hard
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: dick information that I will be seeing over there next.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: That's a concerningly responsive algorithm. There, It's okay. Sometimes you
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: just got to walk on the tight.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: I don't buy their shirts very often.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I do, like I wonder if they fit.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: I've had shirts from there, but they all feel like
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: they're made out of like fiber, classic bags and spit. Yeah,
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: they're just like not as soft as you'd hope. I
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: do have one dress from there that's like a lining
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: material but looks like a silk dress. It looks nice
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: if you wear it to like a meeting. Anyway. Look,
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: long story short, I might just draw my own Medusa
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: picture with that, saying oh yeah, strong choice and look it.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: I like it. Let's put it on Broadway. Sorry, some
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: mystery science.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Theater thing Medusa the musical.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: No, No, that's no, I know.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I just I'm just thinking about that now.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh, I have a fun story.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Tell me your story.
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: So Aaron tried to get us murdered on the side
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: of that started story.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: Wow, tucking believable.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: It kind of feels like we're trying to make up
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: from the last episode.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: This is good cheese made there.
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so there's the Tilamuch cheese. We went and did that,
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: and then we were on our way back through.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: The forest shredded in.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: The side Forest Center.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: We were about to turn left into the Tillamook Forest
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Lake Center in making observation deck. There's like a river
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: you walk across. It's beautiful. I've been there multiples and
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I was I knew Christian would love it. But it
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: was raining that day on our way. It's a real
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: windy road through there, and I'm a middle aged white lady,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: so I go the speed limited less on windy roads
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: like that, because where do I got to be. I'm
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: just I mean my husband and that I don't have
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: gave me permission to be out for the day.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: I need to be there with me.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Abby was at grandma Camp. Grandma's so we didn't
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: have to worry about her. We had her home whining.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I don't want to take the story away.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: From Aaron was driving old lady slow and.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: This guy was no. No, Aaron was driving.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to let you tell this story.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: In fact, I'm gonna just take it right back.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: She was driving slightly under the speed line and this
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: and I was going like fifty three fifty four.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: So this mini van behind us didn't like that. And
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: this guy was riding our ass.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: I mean like two three feet from the back of
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: our car, right.
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: So we go to get in the turn lane to
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: turn off to go to the forest, and of course
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: he you know, as we're trying to get over, he
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: zips by us, and so Aaron flips him off, which.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: My mom taught me you don't do that because you
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: never know. Sure.
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: Then ship, she flips this guy off as we're turning over,
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: and he pulls over, stops in front of our car.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: It's out of the car.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: Stands there in the middle of road and is yelling
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: at us because apparently had his wife and his kids
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: in the car and driving like an asshole. I'm not
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: even making eye contact. Aaron sits there and she had
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: the balls on this lady. She sits there and looks
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: the guy and crosses her arms in front of her
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: just stares at him.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: That's what Aaron did.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just shipped my hands.
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: But he finally gave up yelling at us, got in
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: the car, drove away.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: But I was, what's he gonna do?
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Beat you up in front of his kids?
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Man? Please please, mister mini van, beat me up in
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: front of your wife. And because you do, I'm gonna
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: fucking own you.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: And dude, you deserve the thing. I'm sorry I taught
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: your kids a finger.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was a little scary.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: It was just waiting for those three magic words to Kristin.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Kristen start recording.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Oh oh, I did so. My phone has a mount
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: that sits like it's someone. I reached this and he
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: kept yelling. I reached through my phone and I made
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: it look like I was about to start recording. And
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: then he got in his car and drove off, and
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I was like, fucking bring it. I don't care. Man.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: He has no fear. She has no healthy fear at all,
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: and I'm the opposite. I worry about everything. So it
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: was an interesting dynamic.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't describe this as you almost got the murdered.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: This is a story of Aaron's my goddamn hero and
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: stands up to Tyranny.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm just grateful he had his kids and his
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: wife in the car because you never know what. Yeah,
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: I'm in and that's where it scares me, because rotarge,
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: I get it.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: This is an ongoing thing that happened throughout the course
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: of the trip. There were a lot of times where
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, no, absolutely not. You can't fucking just
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: eat this. You might die. We have to ask about
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: gluten or like, oh, hey, absolutely not. This is not
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: okay that you don't talk Like every time something came
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: up where I was like a little bit more like
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: puffed up about something.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: She was like she like, you're scaring me, ruining it
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: I honked at someone too, and she was like, I
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: don't use my horn your car.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: It's a function on the car.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: I use it. It's very.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Got. I feel like Kristen doesn't do anything other than
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: the little like friendly taps, like the.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: World's made me sit through this whole green light. I
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: forgive you.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's my Yeah, she's her and my mom have
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: very similar like I best believe Janet has raised me
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: and never honked to not flip people off because you
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: just don't know who has a gun. And I'm like,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: then fucking shoot me and go to jail, bitch, because
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I am going to take my road space back, or
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: I am going to let you know. It's just like
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: anyone that super slow.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: You were going almost the speed limit, like yeah right,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: it's just on a rainy day. Yeah, on a rainy
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: which you should stay for anyone.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: And everybody was driving super fast, so that we had
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: a lot of people that were okay.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: So hang on, tell them trees, hang on that. So
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: this guy's out of his car just standing in the rain.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: At this point in time, it was like a gentle
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: like a little bit of rain. We hit a break,
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: but like some of the winder bits.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Of the road.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: We had quite a few cars behind us. It was
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: like a fifty mile an hour crazy and it was
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: like just pouring.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: You just laid on the horn until he got back
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: in the car.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure who's holding up traffic now, bitch.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: It was crazy.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: If he had been alone, I don't know what I
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: would have done. I would have it could have been
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: a bitch.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Rather have the bear than the man.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I didn't want to scare the children. Right, So
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: I was a lot more reserved than probably I would
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: have been if he had not had children.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: You know, the best one to do is a great
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: conversational thing and the little kids never pick up on it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: But you just drive by and go, hey, good driving skills,
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: you guys all organ donors, and then just keep driving.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, I like that.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: That's my favorite one. I have done that on more
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: than one occasion.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: You can always do instead of being aggressive, you do
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: the thumbs down.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen that.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: It's more critical that get so much.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Actually, that's what I need. I need one of those
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: signs they have in like reality competitions, like the like paddles.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: I need one sign that says like they.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Have light up ones for cars. You could do different.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Messages disappointed and like hold that up. I guess you
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: didn't pass drivers that the first time.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: I know somebody this is gonna get a d m
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: V book for Christmas.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: You got the d and d m V.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: The other side will just be a picture of Abby.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: It'll be the other side of the paddles.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: It's just like if Abby would have been in the car,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: she would go nuts.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Let me picture of Abby. This is disappointed.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with the tongue with.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Him standing in front of the car like that. If
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Abby had been with us, it would have just been
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: like the whole time. Sounds like, oh she gets when
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: it's repetitive. Yeah, if it's like a single bark.
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: Six Yeah, unless it's coming out of the house when
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: you're walking away and it sounds like she's dying.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then it's like, what.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Does she bark so hard like my shitsu would where
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: she pushes herself backwards, Yes, that's.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Whole chest heaves her chest.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. God, even if you don't hear her like little
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: silent scream we call it, you can see her chest heaving,
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: like when Blanche talks about like her heaving bosom and stuff.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Abby knows, she knows what that is entirely.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Does Hannah do that John bark so hard she pushes
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: herself back? No, she runs, Oh, she doesn't stand at
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: bark at you.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: No, she'll bark and then she'll run and hide and
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: then poke her head back out.
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: I told you, Yeah, and this time I mean it bark.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: It doesn't happen as much here Like here, she'll she'll
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: run and like go to the room where she thinks
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: we're supposed to be One night, while Kristin was here,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: she did something she hasn't done in forever, which is
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: where she put herself away in her cage and tried
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: to close the door over so that Kristin would give
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: her a treat, because look how good I knows if
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: she gets in that bed, she gets a cookie.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: And so she was like, Kristin, he's a whore for treat?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Did you give her one?
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: Cru?
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: She is such a whore?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: No, amazing, Abby treathoorr producer racist.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Well at least she's a multi hyphen it.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not a racist. I just hating everybody equally.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's fair, okay, and deserve people are terri that's silly.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate my mom?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: You hate your mom?
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: No, she did that? Happy?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I think you talked?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Probably give her pizza, yeah.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Pizza bones.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Shall we talk about today's episode?
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's do this.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Episode twenty four is called Big Daddy. The original
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: air date May third, nineteen eighty six.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Is that right? Wow?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: They took a month off. Directed by Terry Hughes, written
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: by Barry Fernaro and mort Nathan. What do you think
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: this episode is about friends.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I may have just spoiled it by pulling it up
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: on my phone to watch it, and it gave me
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: the description again, so I will opt myself out of that.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Guess John recuses himself.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, I recuse myself. Sorry. It's the way that the
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: mobile app has it. It's like, hey, you want to
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: watch this episode. Guess what. Here's what it's about.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Maybe don't do that until we're ready.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: It's just on the menu.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: It's because it's been a week. That's why you had
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: time to forget that. You're app did that right?
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: That's right?
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Sure. Oh.
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: I don't know if Blanche's dad is alive, but I
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: think Blanche's dad comes to visit. And I feel like
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: that's like a Southern reference Big Daddy.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I'll do one little bit of trivia now. Big Daddy
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: is a reference to a character in the Tennessee Williams
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: play Cat on a Hot tin roof. Yeah, that's where
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: they got it from.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: M I'm like a cat on a hot tin roof. Never,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: no one if I'm gonna jump both sorry. In theater,
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: that's one of the monologues you do a lot when
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: you're a young girl.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Do that.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I've never seen it.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Better than our American cousin.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, oh for sure. Yeah. The highlight of our
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: American cousin was the assassination of Lincoln. That was the
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: highlight of that.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Best part of the that's not part of the player.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: All right, So who do we want to pick as
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: the villain? Aaron is the villain?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Rose, Sophia, Dorothy Blanche.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: I'm going to pick Blanche.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're a great Christmas sounds good, Blanche, perfect, thank you,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: played by Ruth mcgilla, Cunny, Miss McGinn. We're got to
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: go away and watch the episode, and you're gonna listen
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: to a little thing from our friends on the odd
• 27:06
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• 27:09
  Speaker 8: Hey, Jeff, what are we doing?
• 27:11
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• 27:12
  Speaker 8: Because all of our devices are constantly listening to us.
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: Unless we take massive efforts to protect our online privacy,
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: all the details of our lives will be in the
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: hands of mega corporations.
• 27:22
  Speaker 9: Okay, sure, but this is the promo for our podcast.
• 27:25
  Speaker 9: We need people to be able to hear us this time.
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: Why do we need a promo?
• 27:29
  Speaker 9: Oh funny you should ask. We're now members of the
• 27:31
  Speaker 9: Odd Pods Media Network.
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: Are they one of those global conglomerates.
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: No, they're just a really awesome podcast network full of
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: great shows like ours.
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: Well, is there anything specific we need to say?
• 27:41
  Speaker 9: We should probably tell them what our podcast is about.
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: Oh, it's about how the algorithm shapes our lives and
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: how tech companies profit off our personal information. We dabble
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: in tech conspiracy theories and talk about how billionaires are
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: all buttholes.
• 27:54
  Speaker 9: I don't think we should say buttholes in the.
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: Promo, but we already did twice.
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: Every other Monday for new episodes of suggested articles a podcast.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: We came back. We did We missed you guys.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: We did it? Guys, Where did you go? We were scared?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I don't have object permanent, so I doesn't understand.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: That was a.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: That was a.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: It was an okay one. I didn't like the sappy ending. Well,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I liked the Sophia storyline.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was good.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: The B story was better than the A story.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yeah, but two things really quickly.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: So.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Murray Hamilton plays Big Daddy in this episode.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Stealing my trivia.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: He's the guy who wouldn't close the beach.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Oh am I stealing your trivia?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, he's the guy from John's.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's in just.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I can come back.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I'm just teasing you.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Please you do that trivia. Please, I'll do my other
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: bit and then I'll start it and if.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: It's I was just waiter, Oh, I don't know.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: So the guy that plays the waiter at the place there.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: He later went on to play Harland, which was Will
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Truman's boss on Will and Grace.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I recognize it like.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: A honky townk guy that was like, now, Will, I
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: don't understand gays, but everything was like he just was
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: like made it very clear that he was.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Like I had that moment where you're like, who I
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: know that guy?
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen anyway, Sorry, that was That was my tributa.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I want to share your thing now or you want
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: to do it later. Do your trivia first, Well I don't.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I hate to ruin any of your quiz.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well then we'll do the quiz and I'll just
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: there's more dreaming.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Hold on to your hats and glasses because.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: This here's the wildest quiz on season one, episode twenty
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: four in the Wilderness.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: All right, name is your buzzer?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Name is your buzzer? Please let me first question. It
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: seems like it might be a two point thing or
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: a two part thing. Just let me finish the question
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: and then ring in with your name. Okay, here we go.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: What is Big Daddy's surprise?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, sorry, Kristen was noticeably faster than everyone else, so
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I just assumed we all heard that. Kristen.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Please, he was going to be singing and performing. That
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: was his surprise.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Where is he performing.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: At?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: The I know cowboy bar?
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: John?
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, what's the name of it?
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Mister Fank It would be the sage Brush Club.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Fuck, you both got it almost right, Sagebrush Cafe. Oh,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: it's okay. I'm gonna give you each a point a
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: solid that's each fair?
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go. What is the name of
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Blanche's family home? Kristen and Christmas First Twin.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Oaks, lone Pine.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: I used to live off of a twin Oaks?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Bull?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Did you really?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: What does Rose say? After Blanche explained that Big Daddy
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: was truly a father figure to everyone in their whole
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: father to everyone in their whole town.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: John, Yes, your mother must have been very forgiving.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's a great libe.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: What just Sophia tell Blanche to do to make Big
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Daddy feel more at home.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Uh, John uh talk about mint julibs and pecan pie.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: It was a real cringe moment for all of us.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: So I think, Oh, Gina, yeah, tarn feather the neighbor's
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: lawn jockey.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The neighbors across the street were the millers.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: By the way, it was to tarn tar and feather
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: the miller's lawn jockey. Mister Barton refuses to move the
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: tree and as such get to Sicilian curse placed on
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: him by Sophia. What happens to him first? And one
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: bonus point for each of the list items that happened
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: throughout the show Kristen okay.
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: Versus the tire being deflated okay? And then we have
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: the clocks that got changed, the golf clubs were stolen,
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: and he has a boil on his butt.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Anyone have anything else?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Oh that's all?
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Lad?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Was there another one?
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Okay? So boil on his butt? You got a point
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: for that. The air out of his tires was the
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: first thing that happens. Golf clubs are missing is the
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: second thing that happened? Or sorry, boil on his butt
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: then the golf clubs are missing. Then he says, my
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: clocks are all wrong. That's the third. So you got
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: those three points. But the final thing is a joke
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: with Dorothy because he says I can't eat, I can't sleep,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: and Dorothy goes, she can't sit. So that would have
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: been the final point, was any combo of can't eat sleeper?
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: So but yeah, okay, nicely done. You got three out
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: of four possible points on that one. I kept a
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: list going. I was like, I vaguely remember that there's
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: like a whole list by the end of this, so
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: I just kept a little tally going during the episode.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: All Right, who does Sophia say, Blanche looks like when
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: she comes out to meet Big.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Daddy Gina, Yes, the night hostess of Denny's.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Lance comes out and goes, how do well look? And
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Sophia said, like the night hostess at Denny's.
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: That one threw me because my mom used to work
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: at Denny's and the hostess is never dressed like that.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Probably were like an I managed to Denny's, and I'll
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: tell you what, I didn't wear a single dress like that. Okay,
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: this is one of everyone's favorites finished the line, so good.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I hope you had your listening hats on. I'm sure
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: there's some perfectly logical explanation, no one, did I stump you?
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Guys? Wow, I feel stumped.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: You always Aaron right, So she blanches. I'm sure there's
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: some perfectly logical explanation. While my dad he's lost his
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: stuff and out of his comfort.
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: I have lost stuffing because that was a great line,
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: but I just forgot the leading.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: I never read that.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: After that scene is when Blanche decides to talk to him,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: and that's where we unearthed the second bit of news,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: which what is big Daddy's second piece of big news?
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: John, Yes, he sold twin oaks so that he can
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: go out on the road.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, way to go, Way to go. Okay, let's
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: move on to one of our favorites and say, who
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: was Rose's hometown founded by and what was it that
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: made him famous?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Gina mm hm, yes, Gina me oh? Was it Heinrich
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: von ander Dinan. I don't know if I'm close on.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: That, Yeah, Heinrich von andre Donan.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: He was famous for canning tunas and their natural juices.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah mm hmm. Continue on the vein of this beautiful tradition.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Why did Rose's dad get to drive the float in
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: the fiftieth anniversary parade, Kriston, Oh.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: I think John smoked he was small enough to fit
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: in the Manny's jar costume.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Oh right, I don't want to see that costume. A
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: lot of times that Roses stories I wish they were
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: like illustrated for us to see.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Oh if it cuts to like a little cartoon.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Like a family guy cut away or.
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: A picture book, Yeah, oh my god.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: That could be your million dollar idea, Aaron, you make
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Roses stories in the picture books?
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Upook, Yeah, I think it would be great. Actually, you
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: could do Ros's story could be like Golden Book. But
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: you could do a picture at sicily pop up book totally.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Those would both be good.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: We own this, We said it on here, all right,
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: sorry making notes to make famous. All right, let's go on.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Who we all know curses don't exist? But who actually
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: did those things to mister Barton?
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, John, that would be Gladys his wife.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, missus Barton did the things to mister Barton, except
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: just too. That's the civil disobedience that a wife had
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: in the eighties. Okay, next, question, what do you do
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: with a mechanical bull?
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Kristen, Yes, write it?
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no one else has this market.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Wasn't it like, just tell everyone about it or something?
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: It was something I missed that part of it.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: The Road says what do you do with the mechanical pull?
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: And Dorothy says you introduced it to a mechanical cow.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Point to Aaron.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Two questions left here? Are you ready?
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Ready?
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Freddy?
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: What Medley did? Big Daddy say he knew he shouldn't
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: have tried.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: John was faster the Beatles? Medley?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, beetle.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: That beetle Medley, beetle.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Man, I'm crazy, mop tops Hey, this.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Last one is one more because I know how much
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: you like these. Finish the line, finish the lyric. Here
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: we go. It ain't gonna worry me for long. It
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: ain't gonna worry me for long. I'll get up in
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: the morning. Uh John, Yes, John, you sound very confident.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Your name John.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: I am gonna guess on this one and say, singing
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: a happy song.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Oh close. If no one else has anything even remotely
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: close to that, I'm gonna give you the point because
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: it's pretty close. I've only heard his voice yeah, I'll
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: still be singing my song.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, that's fair.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well John, you smoked us again.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Whoa quiz boy? Sorry it's benure Brother's thing. Anyway. I'll
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: be over here queeze boy, queezboe down.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: But in my book where I wrote quiz boy down,
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: I just want you to know, John Fink, henceforward you
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: will be known as quiz boy. But that's a.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Lie, fantastic, It's all I ever wanted.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Queeze boy.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Well, it wasn't on the quiz but I did like
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: the line about a tuna made out of chrysanthemums.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I wrote that down to Yeah, I liked this episode
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: exponentially more than the blind episode that I because I
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: write my quizes too. For a time, people, I'm just
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: peeling back the Wizard's curtain for you.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Spoiler A your Wizard's sleeve. What do you move?
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: I moved to the curtain like at the end of
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Wizard of Oz, I got it. Pay no attention to
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: the man behind the curtain.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Talk about teared memberships? What what I had?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Like twenty questions for the final one I had to
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: part or I got it down to fourteen. Just there
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: were so many things, like I tried to make something
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: out of the gun with the windstorm, Like when when
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Rose said, oh, WIT's like we're living and gone with
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: the wind. I'm so excited. I was like, oh God,
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: I want that to be something. I had to pair
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: this one down. But yeah, do you want Blanches the
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: villain or do you want to trivia it up? First?
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Let's trivia it up, Tria up. Murray Hamilton played Big
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Daddy Hollinswruth. His first name is Curtis. The actor was
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: only ten years older than Miss Ruth McGillicutty. And also
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: he played Betty White's uncle on an episode of Mamma's Family.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Cool, Oh okay, We's family.
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: We have different trivia and then oh, I'll let you
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: do years after and then you Jordan Jump was on
• 41:30
  Speaker 7: WKRP in Cincinnati and also soap.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: He's kind of one of those oh yeah, I know
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: that guy. Yeah, he was the neighbor. Sorry, go ahead, Aaron.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: I thought you had this as part of the Murray
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Hamilton one. So this is not the same Big Daddy
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: that you'll see later in the show.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I left that off because I figured we'd get
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: to it.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Then oh, Okay, well then shut up, no, go ahead,
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: because I really like this Big Daddy. I like him
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: a lot. I don't not like the new one. The
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: new one looks even younger than this one, which is
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: weird because it's like her father's getting younger as this.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: But this guy sadly passed away. Before they recorded the
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: next Big Daddy episodes, I had to cast someone.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I think, I'm sure way just like five months after
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: this era.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like shortly after Day doesn't come back
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: until later in season two or three. I think it's wild.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: That's what I was wondering what they were gonna do
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: on mid Century monor. You know, it's like, do you
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: recast do you acknowledge? They chose to acknowledge the here
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: they chose to recast. It's Big Daddy's not a huge character.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: He looks a lot like Colonel Sanders. They leaned, Yeah,
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: he's just the white type of the black tie, and yeah.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't think that's a bolo tie because
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: those are like different. But I don't know. It's like
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: a ribbon that's a tie.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what you call that.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: I went to faster school and I don't know. Yeah,
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I figured a combination to fashion.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: I like that. A stage version was just a black
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: shirt with a silver ribbon bow tie.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: That was his dress up for Yeah, but you had
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: the black cowboy hat.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, leather on the top of the jacket. What did
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: you call those jackets? Aaronde them?
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Well, so, like the yoke, the part that's like up
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: here is a contrast, and so it's just a style
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: where you create an insert. It's more of a pattern
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: drafting thing than really the style of the jacket. But
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: that country Western style, and it's called a yoke because
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I guess like the yoke that you put on an
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: ox or whatever is up there. Yeah. But so that
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: contrast thing that was huge in like the late seventies
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: early eighties for like three Western shit. Yeah, but I
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: had to make one in fashion school because it's a
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: specific way you create the pattern.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: What colors did you do, stupid?
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Mine was a red Paisley like bandana print fabric, and
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: then the yolk was black and then the collar was black.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: A blood.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, a honky Tonk blood gang member. So I
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: was looking up the name of that ribbon bow tie.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Sorry, just a second, John, Would you wear that suit
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: jacket either one than he wore?
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, if it fit me.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: You think you'd look good? Yeah, in the in the glittery.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Bleak, I give it a shot.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Well, assuming it not his. That guy was a small guy,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: was little.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So Aaron, what have you found?
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Most of the Internet says that that limp tie is
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: a bow tie. It's just a variety of bow tie.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: It says that some varieties of bow ties are quite
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: limp and look like someone loosely tight a shoelace. And
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: I was like, nailed it in one. That's how I
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: would describe Big Daddy's truly. I wish he had a
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Bolo tie on Bolo ties for life. I owned a
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Bolo tie in the early nineties and I wore it
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: with like one shirt that I had to wear it
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: with because I bought the bolottie to go with that shirt.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: I think I wore it twice. Boloties are not a
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: look that I've.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Seen ladies in Bolo ties. I think I have not
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: that you can't wear it. It does seem more neutral.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: Arizona or somewhere like country western style.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, big piece of turcoas in the middle.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: We had those ruffelly shirts I was younger that had
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: like a wide almost collar and then it went into
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: like a peasanty type ruffle, and I think I tried
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: to wear it with something like that, and and also
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: was like, why the fuck did you buy a bolo tie?
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Tiny Aaron, you stupid idiot. I can't bullet off. It's
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: not a look I Abby. You could pull off a bowlot.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I like Abby can pull off anything.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: She got style she does.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Somebody in that house has to dude.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: That came out of nowhere.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Fine.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: I wasn't going to tell you this, but I planned
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: to go to hold the wheat for Keish tomorrow.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: Oh bish?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: What she got you saying? Bish is happening?
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Is Happeningish is like the next version of bitch, is
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: like when girls used to I'm telling John he was
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: here for the bish convo.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: I know, I'm aware of the concept of it. I
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: was trying to figure out what what you threatened with
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: her to do something about.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Hold the wheat is the gluten free bakery up here
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: that is phenomenal.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: They have vegan options too.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: I don't even like pie crust at all. Pie is
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: a bullshit thing. That DUTs shouldn't make pudding fruit dram
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: cracker crusts, but fuck regular pie crust. I like the piecrust.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: It hold the wheat.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: She really doesn't like pie crust.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: It's just like a wish or what do they do.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: It's a whole cafe like fist sandwiches and like a
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Panera kind of thing.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I got a spencer cake the first time we were
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: there that looked like it was called a Barbie Spencer cake,
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: and it it had a pool like a little it
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: looked like an inflatable pool with a flamingo stick, which
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: the flamingo's right here. I decided to craft with it,
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: so it's being it's waiting to be used. But this
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: tiny wooden flamingo wasn't it. And the pool was full
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: of blue but it was like a vegan gluten free jello.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: God.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: So it was like a weird texture that I didn't
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: love for my mouth. But that the cake is delicious
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: and flavorful and the oh they do a good job there.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: It was amazing.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Find I literally, I I know that you were you
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: were kidding, because if you had actually thrown shade about
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: my style, I'd kill you.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I'm just kidding.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: It's fine.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Why don't you take that evil energy and tell us
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: about the villain?
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think whoever suggested to Blanche I think it
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: was John well done. I'm just a bitch. Why can't
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: her dad like just go sing and enjoy being musically
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: and klined in his own mind? Yeah, he does have.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: He has that fake sense of confidence that I think
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: like people have when they go I don't care, hair,
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: I don't care about a lot of things. You guys,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty easy going.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Where's this coming from?
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Sounds like a gen x or.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: I hate everything I speak in my language.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to be dead.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, asteroid can't come soon enough.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: I'm offended. I'm offended that my dear sweet friend told
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: me I wasn't stylish, So I'm angry.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Wow, your friend who went to fashion school, Come on, Krysten.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: He's very stylish.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she knows.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: I'm just picking on her.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: It might have been sarcasm. I don't know.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: It probably was sarcasm. Just her sense of humor is missing.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: That might have also been.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: Along with my kindness.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: And you're baby making bits darn.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Wowsers.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Oh man, this was this was a delightful show. I
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: had a fucking fantastic time with y'all.
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: Thanks me too, and such a great guest. Thank you
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: for coming on.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Thank you for having me. I'm happy to hang out.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: We want to have you back obviously.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: Oh sure, I'm down.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll talk to you and get that scheduled.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Abby here, Annah, you got to say bye
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: bye to Abby. Come here, Kiddle, come.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Here, wants to go out. He's getting very fancy.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Mom, picked me up, hold me up to the camera.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Everybody else doing it?
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: What the hell I want to see? Bishop?
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Look, he's like, why are you picking me up?
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Like wiggle? When I do it?
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: He does like weird like table legs.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that unacceptable.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: I would like to be set down right now.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Please fix your ear. Okay, there you go. Everyone plug
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: your socials all right?
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Oh on the show?
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, Bishops is at did you mean our socials?
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: I guess you can follow me on Instagram Vegan Giant
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: six one zero.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: And you can listen. I'm sorry. You can plug anything
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: you can on the show.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Fink Show. Yes, so you can go on
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: to Patreon, patreon dot com slash Fink Show. See how
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: it all works there I've been told that we're hard
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: to follow because we have many different ways you can
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: enjoy us. So if you have questions, feel free to
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, that has been some feedback.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: So but again, too many ways to follow you, Yeah,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: too many ways.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: I don't like all the choices analysis paralysis. So yeah, look,
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: if you're confused about it and it's too much, you
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: can always go to the Patreon and you can see
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: phone numbers and emails and all that stuff. You can
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: get a hold of me. So that's probably the us
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: and most fun way.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: Excellent.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: If anybody is looking, I do have an Abby loves
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Pizza Instagram.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Oh follow, I know that one I follow speak.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'll get rid.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Oh big l u V is not LV?
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Oh good to No, thank you, Kristin. What about us?
• 52:25
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• 52:31
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• 52:35
  Speaker 6: We would love to hear from you.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Your cheesecake, well cheesecake we have today.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: They're kind with the cheesecake and the crust.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Oh keep that crust away from.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: No jig Raham crack or crust and it's Nila and
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Nila so I can eat it good, but you don't
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: serve chocolate cheesecake here.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Oh bye friend, bye, good bye every money