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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Peyton Whitmore, what's the, oh, I'm sorry, my apologies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm correct.
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  Speaker 1: Peyton Strickland.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What is the prize for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 2: I am telling you the unexpected situations that your zodiac
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  Speaker 2: sign might find yourself in today. If it's your birthday today,
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  Speaker 2: you are a Libra, and you share a birthday with
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  Speaker 2: NBA Youngboy, Snoop Dogg, Paige Beckers, my girl, Kamala Harris,
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  Speaker 2: John Krasinski, and Candace Swanepoel.
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  Speaker 1: Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: It was just your birthday this last weekend. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to start off with you. Libra is what you
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  Speaker 2: can expect to get into today. You are about to
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  Speaker 2: get invited somewhere by somebody you don't like. So instead
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  Speaker 2: of saying no, I'm going to have you invent an
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  Speaker 2: elaborate excuse. So now you have a fake dentist appointment,
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  Speaker 2: an imaginary family emergency, and now you have a lie
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  Speaker 2: to remember for the next six months. So just say
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  Speaker 2: you're busy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. All right, that's a tough one.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who's inviting you places, but she's going
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  Speaker 2: to say no.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Marsha, good morning. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: My sign is Gemini.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so Marsha, today you are about to get caught
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  Speaker 2: telling two completely different versions of the same story. And
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  Speaker 2: it's not because, like, you're trying to lie, but it's
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  Speaker 2: just that you, like, add in a little extra razzle-dazzle
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  Speaker 2: for entertainment purposes. But remember, the people that you're telling
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  Speaker 2: these stories to, they actually know each other. So just
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  Speaker 2: be a little bit careful with your words.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, that sounds so familiar.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I know. I'm guilty of that, too.
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  Speaker 1: I do have to embellish things quite a bit. So,
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  Speaker 1: you know. It makes it more fun.
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  Speaker 2: It gets better and better. Exactly. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thanks for calling in, Marsha. Thanks, guys. Love you. Bye, Marsha. Daisy, hello. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign? I am a Leo. Oh, perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Just like me. Okay, Daisy, there has been some people
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  Speaker 2: who have been copying our entire personality, like from our
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  Speaker 2: outfits to our Instagram captions, even the way we, like,
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  Speaker 2: want our coffee. So before we, like, confront them, we
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  Speaker 2: just have to remember that imitation is the highest form
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  Speaker 2: of flattery. So congratulations. We are now officially someone's Pinterest board,
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  Speaker 2: and I think that we should give ourselves a round
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  Speaker 2: of applause.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I did give myself a round of applause, but
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  Speaker 1: then I cut her off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah! No! I love Daisy. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. All right. Thank you. Thanks, Daisy. How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Rich. Today, you're about to realize that you might
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  Speaker 2: actually be the toxic one in the relationship. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: said you were fine. You insisted that nothing was wrong.
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  Speaker 2: But then you got upset when that other person believed you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. We cannot read your mind. We cannot pass
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  Speaker 2: a test we don't know we're taking.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That sounds so complicated. Sorry. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think that sounds like Pisces guys.
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  Speaker 2: Just be honest. You Pisces are toxic. And they are.
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  Speaker 2: I dated one. They suck. Not you, Rich. You're sweet.
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  Speaker 2: But he was trash.
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  Speaker 1: What do you got? Wrap up for Virgos. John Jay
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  Speaker 1: for Virgos.
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  Speaker 2: Be careful what you're doing on your work computer today
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  Speaker 2: because somebody might accidentally see something that they were not
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  Speaker 2: supposed to. So whether that's in your shopping cart or
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  Speaker 2: your job applications or the 17 tabs you have researching,
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  Speaker 2: your boss doesn't need to know that you're like already
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  Speaker 2: mentally in Cabo. So just close those tabs out and
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  Speaker 2: keep things to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: It's usually Twitter. I think if my Twitter's open, Noah
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  Speaker 1: usually hears some terrible noise back there. It's completely inappropriate.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, sorry, man.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, yeah, I agree with that. All right, if we
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  Speaker 1: didn't get your sound, I'll post it on our website, johnjainrich.com.