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STIMULATED: REDFLAG GREENFLAG · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to stimulator, back again with an og from
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  Speaker 1: our rootshake.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, from the roots.
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  Speaker 1: We are doing red flag, green flag.
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  Speaker 2: A red flag green flag.
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  Speaker 1: You want me to start, Yeah, it's jumped straight into this.
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  Speaker 1: We don't mess around on stimulator doing no no, no
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  Speaker 1: no no. When I hit to waste time, okay, I
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  Speaker 1: think what a good red flag green flag. He wears
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  Speaker 1: velcrow shoes. Oh hard day, because I want a pair.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I want a pair of Velcrow vans. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: but then like also I'm gonna chuck sandals in that
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  Speaker 1: equations green green, Yeah, I'm going green, really green because
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  Speaker 1: of the confidence.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I just think velcow shoes are kind
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  Speaker 2: of like, hey, I'm here, like you're gonna remember the
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  Speaker 2: guy that had velcrow shoes compared to the guy that
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  Speaker 2: had laces.
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  Speaker 1: And also the convenience. Man, I'm telling you you should
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  Speaker 1: buy some of these Salomon's with like this are cool.
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  Speaker 1: The zipper thing, what are they're called? So so easy?
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  Speaker 2: Like I wouldn't wear those, Not that I disliked the shoe,
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  Speaker 2: but I wouldn't wear them. But I wouldn't mind shoes
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  Speaker 2: with that type of lace.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So much easier. How can we just do it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeahs relatable shoes, Yeah, transetters.
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  Speaker 2: Red flag, green flag. She always wears a headband always.
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  Speaker 2: I remember always.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean by always? Does that means she's
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  Speaker 1: hiding her big forehead? Always wears a headband. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: can do what I want. Green green, and it's hot
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  Speaker 1: gym as long as she's changing the gym shit. Red flag,
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  Speaker 1: green flag smells good, but wears way too much cologne.
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  Speaker 1: So the smell was nice. But you know that guy
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  Speaker 1: always wears too much cologne.
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  Speaker 2: Is this a dude? Yeah, I I'm I'm on the
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  Speaker 2: fence because the hotel we stayed at just the other day,
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  Speaker 2: that guy that was really nice. He wore too much cologne,
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  Speaker 2: but he smelt good.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. And some dudes do wear that.
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  Speaker 2: And it made him more attractive. Too many a sprays,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say it's a red flag if he
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  Speaker 2: does too many sprays two sprays max, Red flag too,
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  Speaker 2: two sprays max.
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  Speaker 1: Some reason I went all guy things. Yeah right, I've
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  Speaker 1: kind of gone all girl who works out well?
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  Speaker 2: Red flag, green flag.
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  Speaker 1: She watches pawn.
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  Speaker 2: Great green, big great green. Yeah, don't be scared. Let
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  Speaker 2: me watch don't be shy. Yeah, show me what you like.
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  Speaker 1: What categories? We can watch it together?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, send me links. Yeah, let's do it at the
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  Speaker 2: same time. This is how we connect when we're not together.
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  Speaker 1: They definitely watch different stuff to watch.
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  Speaker 2: What he watch Yeah, yeah, heah, yeah, I watch that
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  Speaker 2: one with you.
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  Speaker 1: They all watched lesbian. They love lesbian?
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  Speaker 2: No yeah, no, no, why that's like you don't watch
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  Speaker 2: gay porn.
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  Speaker 1: Wait for the comments right now, I'm one hundred percent correct, really,
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  Speaker 1: I reckon, Yeah, I'm okay. Comments on this video? Is
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  Speaker 1: it do you watch lesbian or do you watch heterosexual?
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  Speaker 1: As a female? As a male, do you watch gay
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  Speaker 1: or do you watch how or sexual? Let us know? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm one hundred percent though, like you're undercent sure,
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  Speaker 1: ondred percent. I'm gonna win. Yeah, because they're better to
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  Speaker 1: look at even just like they're like angels, whereas dudes
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  Speaker 1: aren't good to look at naked. And it's not like
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  Speaker 1: they're watching like guys pound girls.
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  Speaker 2: I disagree, but who knows. They might want to watch
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  Speaker 2: a guy pounded girl and think, yeah, I'd like to
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  Speaker 2: get pounded.
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  Speaker 1: I'm right. Every girl I've ever asked have said they
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  Speaker 1: watched those bin okay, red flag, green flag. He has
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  Speaker 1: a city mustache.
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  Speaker 2: Green red flag?
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  Speaker 1: Editors, do you mean on the mustache?
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  Speaker 2: It's a red flag to have a city mustache, but
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  Speaker 2: to have a mustache like mine?
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  Speaker 1: Are have you thought about it?
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  Speaker 2: You've got to let me cook. You don't get a
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  Speaker 2: cake out of another and halfway through and say what
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  Speaker 2: a ship cake. You gotta let it finish cooking before
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  Speaker 2: you can judge the cake. I'm not done growing alight.
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  Speaker 2: Let Jake cook. I need just one more year, one year,
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  Speaker 2: give me a year or something. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Grand my stuff before there for a year.
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  Speaker 2: What do you say like that?
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  Speaker 1: No reason? I thought it was just like a fat
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  Speaker 1: comes in and out.
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  Speaker 2: Red flag, green flag. She says, we can live together,
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  Speaker 2: but we need a two room place, so we both
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  Speaker 2: have our own room, green green green, bigger screen flag.
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  Speaker 2: Ever secure your man by saying that MySpace your space. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we have sex together, Yeah, yeah, that's where we connect. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: sleepovers every now and then one of the rooms I
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, when you're feel in a bit lower, yes,
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  Speaker 1: or you can have a third room. That's a sleepover.
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  Speaker 1: He's got money. He's got money, for rooms, red flag,
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  Speaker 1: green flag, he has money, red flag, green flag. When
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  Speaker 1: you go out and get drunk, he starts calling you
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  Speaker 1: cringey nicknames like you're both drunk together. Yeah yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: you're normal And he's like Pooky come ever snooke ems cupcake.
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  Speaker 2: A look, I'm gonna say green.
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  Speaker 1: But you're allowed to give him ship. Yeah yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: think it's green too, because he's not afraid to show
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  Speaker 1: to love in public.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like yeah, yeah, he's just he's not afraid to
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  Speaker 2: show his true colors, like his a little baby side.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's green. Yeah, green, little.
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  Speaker 2: Baby talk to Pooky Wookie, no way, okay, red flag,
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  Speaker 2: green flag. She pronounces the word specific as pacific, infuriating.
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  Speaker 1: Read for me. I'm gonna have to.
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  Speaker 2: Say beige, beige, red for me. Waving the beige flag
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  Speaker 2: read for me. Every time I hear like pacific or specific,
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  Speaker 2: jakes or bored or brought, I hate it was they
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  Speaker 2: brought instead of board.
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  Speaker 1: Surprisingly for how much I mumble words, I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: very good at.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't like, I can't say I've only probably
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  Speaker 2: heard you do it a couple of times, like it's
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  Speaker 2: if you did it every time I bring it up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have like a is it considered a lisp?
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  Speaker 2: No? Maybe?
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  Speaker 1: Like just I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You just like aren't pronouncing the word properly.
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  Speaker 1: You don't understand which word you grew.
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  Speaker 2: Up speaking English, Speak English.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, My last one and the best one, Red Flag,
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  Speaker 1: green Flag. He knows how to do your eyebrows from
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  Speaker 1: a past relationship. Oh, gotta listen to the last episodes.
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  Speaker 1: The context of that one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I think red, keep your mouth shut, keep your
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  Speaker 2: fucking mouth shut, keep it to yourself, red information. Some
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  Speaker 2: ignorance is bliss. I say, keep your mouth shut.
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  Speaker 1: Agree.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck what is your highest standard for a man that
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  Speaker 2: you have never voiced? We are going to voice them
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  Speaker 2: for you. These are all from the females, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Number one, you can hurt another girl's feelings to protect mine,
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  Speaker 2: even friends?
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  Speaker 1: What really?
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  Speaker 2: So?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: I I mean I think yeah, I mean, I think, yeah, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's because I would expect you to hurt another boy's
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  Speaker 2: feelings to protect mine.
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  Speaker 1: That makes sense. Yeah, I see where they're coming from. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I see why I didn't voice that. There would be
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  Speaker 1: some opinions against it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm voicing it for them, protect your peace,
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  Speaker 2: hurt that girl, best friend, fucking I honestly, why not?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what's your highest standard for a man that you've
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  Speaker 1: never voiced? The most important thing is action, not words.
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  Speaker 2: Facts. She said period yeah mic drop Yeah yeah yeah, yea, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: yeah yeah. I could not agree more with that. Buying
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  Speaker 2: flowers just because oh simple effective. I don't voice that.
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  Speaker 2: I think that should be voice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I just do it. I saw one that
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  Speaker 1: said buying flowers for me and my mum. Oh I
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  Speaker 1: like that one.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I reckon that's good, like not every time, maybe if
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  Speaker 1: your daughter still lives with her mum. Okay, yeah yeah, here's.
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  Speaker 2: Some for you and some for you and you're you're
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  Speaker 2: pretty today. Hack Fellas one Bunch Split.
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  Speaker 1: Half definitely definitely picked up that. The thought that counts.
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  Speaker 2: Thought that counts all right.
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  Speaker 1: One you give it to your girlfriend and then pick
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  Speaker 1: one flower and then gives you gonna say you walk,
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  Speaker 1: here you go.
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  Speaker 2: I got this for you and wait, wait one flower
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  Speaker 2: out of it, and also for you to know. But
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  Speaker 2: that's flirt.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. What's your highest standard for a man
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  Speaker 1: that you've never voice not talking to girls he's had
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  Speaker 1: history with before.
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  Speaker 2: That's fucking voice that voice that we don't need, a voice,
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  Speaker 2: that voice that please we will voice it your highest
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  Speaker 2: standard for a man that you've never voiced. Care about
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  Speaker 2: my birthday and special occasions as much as I do theirs.
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  Speaker 2: I want to be surprised slash spoilt too.
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  Speaker 1: I think I care more about my partner. I think
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  Speaker 1: that should just be expected. Yeah, I think I care
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  Speaker 1: way more about my partner's birthday than mine.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a green flag that I was like semi
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  Speaker 2: stressing about how important I wanted to make my girlfriend's
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  Speaker 2: birthday because she did a good job for mine. Or
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  Speaker 2: is it like like it's actually should it? Should it
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  Speaker 2: naturally come to me? Or should because like I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to do it, but I was like, oh well, I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to be like as good as she did for me.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's definitely a green flag. But it's also
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  Speaker 1: like really guilt, Yeah, you should just be trying to care. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's definitely still green either way. Okay. A
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  Speaker 1: man that will take the middle seat of a flight.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I actually think that's.
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  Speaker 1: A really good one.
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  Speaker 2: Not me, not me, to be fair, all right, if
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  Speaker 2: we have the isle in the middle. So no, no,
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  Speaker 2: if we have the window and the middle, I think
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  Speaker 2: you should he should take the middle, all right, give
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  Speaker 2: you the give you the window, let you see the sights.
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  Speaker 2: But if we have the ale and the middle, you've
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  Speaker 2: got to give him the aisle. His legs are longer.
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  Speaker 1: I'm all for a quality to one way there, one
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  Speaker 1: way back. We switch. Let's say you're on a fly.
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  Speaker 2: All right, you're with You're on a flight with your girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: You're an economy, Yeah, you get upgraded to business.
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not giving it to her.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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  Speaker 2: Fair.
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  Speaker 1: How are you giving it to your girl?
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  Speaker 2: Probably not here? If I did, it would be begrudgingly.
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  Speaker 1: But I would also I would also be like, unless
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  Speaker 1: she was like sucking, but this makes you sound bad.
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  Speaker 1: But I was also be like, they're definitely giving it
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  Speaker 1: to us because we look big and we look like
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  Speaker 1: we don't fit on planes. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What if I go to give it you and say no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: how it works.
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  Speaker 1: We went on a flight like two days ago and
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  Speaker 1: we both sat next to which everyone's like whoever owns
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  Speaker 1: jet Stars must be really small man. Yeah fat, like
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  Speaker 1: your legs are your needs to touch on the seat
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  Speaker 1: in front of our shoulders.
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  Speaker 2: And whoever owns jet Star is not a small man.
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  Speaker 2: They're fucking rich and they fly business all right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's what they do. That's why they don't care about
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  Speaker 2: the seats are literally I don't get it, but like,
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  Speaker 2: take like six seats out of it, just make it normal,
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  Speaker 2: I know, but I don't know if fuck won't it
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  Speaker 2: into it?
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  Speaker 1: Money money, money, What.
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  Speaker 2: Is your highest standard for a man that you've never
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  Speaker 2: voiced treating me like a slut during spicy time, but
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  Speaker 2: then a princess any other time.
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  Speaker 1: Guy, she said that too.
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  Speaker 2: I you think that you could voice that.
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  Speaker 1: And any man would He would crumble, He wouldn't know
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  Speaker 1: what to do. Yeah, I wouldn't know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no, no, no no no, I have to
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  Speaker 1: thinking about that.
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  Speaker 2: I have to nervous pooh thinking about that.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think about the other way? What's your
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  Speaker 1: highest standard for a man that you've never voiced? He
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  Speaker 1: will absolutely not make degrading jokes or call me names,
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  Speaker 1: especially in public, but not in private either.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I like that one great one. Yeah, absolutely great. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's that's an easy one too. You just don't be
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  Speaker 2: a fucking dickhead. Yeah, I think even like the slide
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  Speaker 2: jokes as well. Definitely, when we've washed the sand off
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  Speaker 2: our feet after the beach, he must piggy back me
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  Speaker 2: to the car.
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  Speaker 1: That is cute voice. I was gonna say voice that,
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  Speaker 1: But to be fair, like if I'm carrying a tear,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I sound like a bad boyfriend, thinking like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you do one trip with all this stuff,
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  Speaker 1: go back and get her or just pick her up?
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: What about picking her up in the car?
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  Speaker 2: Oh true? Yea yeah, yeah, yeah you wait here, he
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  Speaker 2: could pick back her just to a clean spot, then
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  Speaker 2: going to the curR and pick her up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, valet, I'll do that. Yeah yeah yeah, because it's
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  Speaker 1: sucking hotter up the beach. I sound like a bad boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: But she isn't dead. I'm not doing it all right
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  Speaker 1: that you know where and how to activate the g spot.
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  Speaker 1: Don't come at me like a jack rabbit.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yes, but fully agree, But but where is it?
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's like a lucky dip, you know, one
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  Speaker 1: of those claw machines where sometimes you get it all
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  Speaker 1: the way in and then sometimes still doesn't work. That's
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  Speaker 1: what it feels like to be a man, you know what? Yeah?
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Down there, I swear it rearranges every second, like you
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  Speaker 2: think you got it sometimes and then you claw it
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  Speaker 2: and then you pull it up and then it just
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  Speaker 2: slips away and you're like, oh, well it's good. Where'd
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  Speaker 2: all the noises go? I thought I was doing good?
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  Speaker 2: You know, last time it was great? Yeah, last last
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  Speaker 2: time it was great. But that was a great listening
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  Speaker 2: to understand, not listening to reply.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I think that's great for men to hear. Yea
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  Speaker 1: understand what's your highest standard for a man that you've
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  Speaker 1: never voiced, never far in front of me?
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  Speaker 2: Nah? Yeah, disagree?
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  Speaker 1: I agreed?
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  Speaker 2: You agree?
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, disagree? I agree.
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  Speaker 2: I keep seeing stuff has to be fake, like on
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  Speaker 2: Instagram where it's like study show that if you fart
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  Speaker 2: in front of your partner you have a better relationship,
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, You're like.
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  Speaker 1: But who the fucking studied that? Yeah? I know, like
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  Speaker 1: what do you do for you? What do you do
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  Speaker 1: for your whole life? Studied farts?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I guess there's pood doctors, true, true, true,
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  Speaker 1: but no, not for me, I think, yeah, look, I
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  Speaker 1: say it sexy. I say, let him fart in front
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  Speaker 1: of you, keep it sexy. Okay, what do you want
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend and far in front of you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? She does, oh fair, and sometimes it's funny. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but you have a weird relationship with like poohs and farts.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah true, yeah, true.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like your sex.
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  Speaker 2: But you fart a lot, you do. You've fought so
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  Speaker 2: fucking much, and you know what, what you can tell
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  Speaker 2: that you hold it in when you're with yourlfriend because
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  Speaker 2: when you're here, yeah, right, when you're here, not making
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  Speaker 2: stuff up for the pod mate. What's your highest high
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  Speaker 2: standard for a man that you've never voiced being able
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  Speaker 2: to bring the kid out in me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's actually a very good trait that men have. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: bring out the childish side of their partner.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good compliment.
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  Speaker 1: I remember me and my girlfriend and BALI were just
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  Speaker 1: running around at dinner table trying to like tag each other.
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  Speaker 1: That was I think we're trying to dack each other
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  Speaker 1: or something.
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  Speaker 2: You're so much with the dacking, bro, You're you're talking
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  Speaker 2: about dacinger all the time.
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  Speaker 1: It's so funny because she just starts running and she's
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  Speaker 1: so small, so I just like push her away. What's
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  Speaker 1: your highest standard for a man that you've never voiced?
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  Speaker 1: You have to at least be as funny as me?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I mean I guess like, do you need
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  Speaker 2: to voice that or do you just have to wait
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  Speaker 2: a little while to see true? Because like saying to
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  Speaker 2: him like you have to be as funny as me
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  Speaker 2: is like pressure? What if you're funny?
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  Speaker 1: But also I'd be like easy, okt that. If a
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  Speaker 1: girl said it to me, I was like money.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, girl's not funny, she'd be like no, second day,
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: this one's good. What is your highest standard for a
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: man you've never voiced? Personally? I think this should just
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: be bare minimum asking you to be in a relationship
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: and not just assuming yes, yes, yes yes.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Ask her to be your queen? Ask yeah, ask her
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: to be your queen.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Ask her to be yeah, be my queen. Just fucking
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: say will you be a girlfriend?
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: So simple, but some guys don't do it.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: If you've assumed that you're dating, all right, that means
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: she's obviously gonna say yes. Fucking like, will you be
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: my girlfriend? Five?
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah? If you're too, If you're too scared to say
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: it right on the ground of some flowers.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Simple give her a bracelet, says girlfriend question mark.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder where we've got that ideas from my
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: last one. When he pushes me to be a better
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: version of myself and not making me feel small. Yah,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: that's a good one. That's healthy relationship.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: That's good. I'm done.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: We're done, all right, guys. We try to be level
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: headed around here. Yeah, and we like to think that
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: we want the best for our ex relationships. Those people
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: we say it, we say we do. We say, oh, yeah,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: we wish I'm the best. We're not gonna lie around.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: We're not gonna lie anymore. This is wishes for your
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: ex boyfriend. Damn, so wishes for your ex boyfriend. I
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: hope the milk they poured in their coffee is expired.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: That's evil.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: He doesn't waste the time. I gotta do it again,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: even if you don't have any milk, Like, if you
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: don't have any milk, like you have to drink a
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: black coffee.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that one's good.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Wishes for your ex boyfriend. I hope that pillow is
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: warm on both sides tonight.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: That makes me feel ill.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Genuinely the thought disgusting, the thought of getting okay, I
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: feel like that's the equivalent Like it's making me feel
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: the equivalent of when you go into a public toilet
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: to take a ship and a seat still walk.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Oh that is too way.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Imagine getting to bed with a warm pillow.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Good one to be very good wish is for your
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: ex boyfriend. I hope that whenever they send someone to me,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: the other person reaction is quote, yeah, I already saw that.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Oh that's you, bro. Yeah You've seen every fucking meme.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I've just got a better sense of human than you.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Though that is me.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I'm one step ahead, nuggy. It's a good wish is
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: for your ex boyfriend. I hope they always feel the
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: need to sneeze but can never follow.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of something worse than that feeling.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Especially when you announce it too. It's like I've got
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: a sneezeing like oh no, good actually oh yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: When you're with a group, you don't even announce it.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: You do the action and they're like, look at the light,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: look at light. It's like, don't fucking interrot. Yeah folks,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: yeah I know, And then you happened. You're like, I
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: feel like a bitch. That's the worst wish is for
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: your ex boyfriend. I hope they're always looking forward to
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: a certain snack all day. As soon as they get home,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: someone's eating it.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: No worse feeling.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, she just brings tears to your eye.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: I remember that growing up, you'd be thinking all that
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: chocolate or that cake from last night, that ice cream,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: your your older brother or sister. You'd get home and
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: they get home early because they were in an older year. Yeah, yeah,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: you leven, no bodies. Yeah, Jake's fucking cake. And then
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: you go there and you're like, where the fuck it's
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: my cake? And you're walking to your brother's room or something,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: and she sitting there also those yours. I was like,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: a do you know how to read the lucky wed blood?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: You'd be dead? Wish is for your ex boyfriend. I
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: hope that YouTube ads are always unskippable.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: No, I fucking hate that headed I'm so sick of
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: YouTube ads.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: What's with all these companies? I know YouTube's always done
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: under like Amazon, Netflix or whatever. They're adding ads mid
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: fucking watching that I already pay for it. Amazon's the
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: worst at it.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I can't believe Amazon. That's daylight Robber Rocky.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Last night they had like three one minute ads. I'm like,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: what the fuck.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Is this daylight fucking robbery? We need to start reading
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: the terms and fucking conditions.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: But I swear that's new. I swear that what is
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: brendw Yeah.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I remember getting an ovocation when I went on Prime.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Prime now has ads if you want to get rid
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: of them. It's an extra two dollars a watch.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: That can make my blower because I have ads and
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: then the normal one.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Amazon Prime is a profitable company. Yeah, why do you
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: need more money?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Exactly? That's Bezos, isn't it. That's his fucking feet, his
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: pockets and more. I want my two dollars a month.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Sick of it? That's too Like I can get some
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: ice cream two dollars a month.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Man, it's twenty four dollars a year.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah I know. Yeah, ship got a good Man. Yeah
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: that's a full goo. That's a full meal drink.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: If you're smart us, two fucking Goodman meals true in
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: your mind. Yeah, he use those little sale things like
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: look at us thinking this is what Jess.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Beatos should do.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Seriously.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I got one more wishes for your ex boyfriend.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I hope that whenever they tell someone a joke, no
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: one lasts and no one thinks they're funny.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: God, that's so fucking mean.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: That's all that's all we need.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: That's so mean.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I know, I know, but sometimes it's good to be patty. Yeah,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: but Patty.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: This like when you find out an X is with
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: someone that's like uglier than you, you're kind of just like.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Something about that. Don't that always happens though? So yeah,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I fee like everyone's X is always uglier than But no, no,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: because I'm trying to think of a way to say this.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Our girlfriend texes, they don't feel that way. Oh, I'm
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: trying to say we're attracking.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah sure, and also our exes, I don't feel like that.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Trying to say I'll go for a third,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: build my ego some more, keep feeding back whatever. That's
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: another episode of Stimulated. Thanks again, we had a good laugh.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: See your bye.