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E-A-G-L-E-Son of a Boy Dad #274 | Super Bowl Recap · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: We saw you at the hockey game.
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  Speaker 4: Mark.
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  Speaker 1: I know you guys.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 3: Already. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad
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  Speaker 3: podcast today. It is February eleventh, noon.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back.
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  Speaker 1: You have anything to admit, admit now that you just
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  Speaker 1: have been wrong for like, oh, you know what.
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  Speaker 3: I actually got a DM from some dude. He was like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: I made the five hundred bucks because you told you
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  Speaker 3: said that you thought the Eagles had a chance of
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  Speaker 3: winning the Super Bowl. And he said he put a
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  Speaker 3: future on it when I said it, I guess you
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  Speaker 3: must have cut that out of your little montage that
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  Speaker 3: you made.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't make a montage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you did.
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  Speaker 1: I've never touched editing software in my life. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what the fuck you're talking about. I hope that
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  Speaker 1: some of our Son of a Boy Dad listeners can
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  Speaker 1: find some of SAS's old clips about how the Eagles
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  Speaker 1: are asked.
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  Speaker 3: Nick Sirianni is gonna get fired this season? The Eagles
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  Speaker 3: are probably worse than the Patriots. I could beat the
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  Speaker 3: quarterback for the Eagles. It is very funny seeing Gilly
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  Speaker 3: this year still be like as diehard of an Eagles
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  Speaker 3: fan as he is, But the Eagles just suck this year.
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  Speaker 3: The Eagles sucks.
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  Speaker 1: The Eagles are trash.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna win a super Bowl. Before the Eagles win
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  Speaker 3: a super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: Nick Sirianni is gonna come to your house and fucking
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  Speaker 1: beat you with a newspaper.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. It's gonna be a paper boy by then,
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  Speaker 3: trash puble to lose this weekend to the Commanders, and
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  Speaker 3: if they don't have the lose of the Chiefs, you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna need Taekwon to have the greatest NFL game of
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  Speaker 3: all time. I don't expect the Eagles to win. I
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  Speaker 3: expect the Chiefs to win. If the Chiefs go to
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  Speaker 3: the Super Bowl, they're winning the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you just go hand up and say I
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  Speaker 1: was wrong about the Eagles.
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  Speaker 3: I'll never do that.
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  Speaker 1: You just have to lose all your credibility. You have
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  Speaker 1: to build this as a ball noer.
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  Speaker 3: I think I was wrong about Jalen Hurts.
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  Speaker 4: Here you go.
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  Speaker 3: I still think Nick Sirianni sucks.
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  Speaker 1: It's my personal friend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I don't like your personal friend.
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  Speaker 4: What is the deal with Jalen Hurts. Why was he
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  Speaker 4: so nonplussed in winning the Super Bowl? It almost seemed
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  Speaker 4: as if he was unhappy. You guys probably didn't see
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  Speaker 4: it because you were not watching the postgame interviews. His
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  Speaker 4: his serenity throughout bordered on indifference.
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  Speaker 1: Like it was disrespectful.
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  Speaker 4: How No, I was like, what's eating at him? What's
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  Speaker 4: the matter? Why is he so not not moved? I
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  Speaker 4: mean he was truly stone faced, a slight smile, like neutral,
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  Speaker 4: right of neutral on the happiness meter.
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  Speaker 3: He's never even there though, So I think that says
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  Speaker 3: a lot because usually he's just straight faced all the time.
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  Speaker 1: That's overjoyed for him. Or maybe he just has tax
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  Speaker 1: season in the back of his mind.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe he's like thinking, like when next super Bowl?
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  Speaker 4: He's already locked in, but his his his post game,
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  Speaker 4: showing his speeches, his commentary all that. I was like, God, Lee, dude, yeah, like,
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  Speaker 4: let yourself enjoy.
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  Speaker 1: This for he has a bubble of aura around him
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  Speaker 1: that I've never seen before. Sassin and I went to
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  Speaker 1: the the Eagles after party after the fact, which was
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  Speaker 1: fucking sick. Do you remember seeing Jalen Hurts there or
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  Speaker 1: did you leave before.
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  Speaker 3: He dude, I think I missed everything?
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  Speaker 4: That was cool? How did you go?
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  Speaker 3: I literally think I missed everything?
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  Speaker 4: How did you go? To the Eagles postgame party?
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  Speaker 3: He was pretty funny. We got big big Dom got
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  Speaker 3: us Scot Max was big dumb. The Eagle security had
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  Speaker 3: a security cool so Max is good friends with him
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  Speaker 3: and it was so funny. We like we went. So
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  Speaker 3: we went back to the Airbnb after the game, like everybody,
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  Speaker 3: we all met up because they had to do part
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  Speaker 3: of my take and and.
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  Speaker 4: That's so insane. They do part after the Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And uh, I wasn't even gonna go to the I
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  Speaker 3: was just I was just gonna go to bed, right.
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  Speaker 3: I was pretty tired, and uh, I ended up going out.
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  Speaker 3: But like Max was like, Big Dom's gonna get us in,
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  Speaker 3: and Rome was like, let's go. Like Big Dom hadn't
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  Speaker 3: even said like com yet. Ron's like, let's go now
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  Speaker 3: and get in the.
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  Speaker 4: Area so that we're ready.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, let's just go to a bar next door, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: something like that, so we could just pop over when
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  Speaker 1: he says so he doesn't forget about us.
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  Speaker 3: And we didn't end up going to a bar. We
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  Speaker 3: ended up just standing outside of the hotel for an
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  Speaker 3: hour and a half waiting to get in.
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  Speaker 1: We literally found a patch of grass and just stood there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah and uh and Big Dom wasn't replying when we
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  Speaker 3: got there, and I was I felt bad.
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  Speaker 4: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was just ripping into Max, just being like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: he's asleep, Like, were's no way we're getting in Max.
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  Speaker 3: Max was getting like so flustered. This is never like
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  Speaker 3: I could see like I could see like his eyes
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  Speaker 3: starting to like water up because he could just sense
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  Speaker 3: like it wasn't happening, and.
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  Speaker 1: He was like writing in deleting text messages. At one point,
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  Speaker 1: it was so funny. He just handed me his and
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  Speaker 1: I just like texted Big dumb in one second just
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  Speaker 1: to be like, hey, we're outside.
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  Speaker 3: I was having a blast because I didn't give a
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  Speaker 3: fuck if we got into the Eagles party or not.
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  Speaker 4: You would have preferred nuts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wasn't going to go. I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm just going to stay home. I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: this is literally once in a lifetime, Like you're going
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  Speaker 1: to be in a VIP section with all the Eagles.
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  Speaker 4: Like yeah, and we know that Harry chooses his favorite
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  Speaker 4: team based on whether he meets them or not. So yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: his favorite team is the Eagles.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, Now I didn't even meet any of the players.
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  Speaker 4: Well there you go. That's the reason.
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  Speaker 3: But if even if I did, even if I did,
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  Speaker 3: I met one of the players at the casino. Who
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  Speaker 3: whoever that dude was that came up to us or
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  Speaker 3: came up to me.
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  Speaker 1: Bryce Huff Yeah, back up, Yeah, he was a big
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  Speaker 1: free agency signing, but he didn't get any minutes in the.
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  Speaker 3: Free agency signing. Came up to me and said you
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  Speaker 3: were for Barstool, right, And I said yeah. He said
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  Speaker 3: you're funniest ship and then he kept walking.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 4: Great, can we get back to telling this in chronological order,
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  Speaker 4: because I'm sure that that comes up with that. Actually,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how you got into a that is no, no,
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  Speaker 4: you haven't told me how you got into the hotel.
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  Speaker 3: We were in the hotel waiting to go in. There's
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of security.
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  Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait wait it's a big dumb.
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  Speaker 3: So no, we can't get in. So we're like, let's
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  Speaker 3: just go to the casino. It's right across the street. Like,
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  Speaker 3: let's go to this, you know, wait for a big domderup.
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  Speaker 4: Which Casino river No, excuse me, what am I saying?
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  Speaker 4: That's right in the middle of downtown. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 3: Their hotel is like literally like directly across the street.
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  Speaker 4: Where the Eagles were staying. Yeah, which hotel was it?
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  Speaker 1: They were staying out like the Hilton, And they can't
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  Speaker 1: leave during super Bowl Week. So and they can't even
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  Speaker 1: get outside food during super Bowl Week. It's part of
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  Speaker 1: the contract. So they're just prisoners in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans as this party on furls. They can't even
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  Speaker 1: like go walkabouts in the city. They have to just
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  Speaker 1: stay in the hotel and eat hotel food, Hilton food
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  Speaker 1: for an entire week.
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  Speaker 3: I think they get food. I think someone said that
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  Speaker 3: they can get food, but it has to get like cleared.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was saying that they or it's an
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  Speaker 1: eight dollars per pizza charge.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, if they want to bring in pizzas, okay, but
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  Speaker 4: hold on. So then they just get in the middle
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  Speaker 4: of the day or whatever in the morning, they take
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  Speaker 4: bus to the super Dome facility where they're where they're
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  Speaker 4: they used the do they use the Saints practice facility
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  Speaker 4: and trade off probably the Chiefs.
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  Speaker 1: Or maybe one one team probably used the Saints, and
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  Speaker 1: one team probably uses the local college or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, that would be my guess. Yeah or else.
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  Speaker 1: She was like an hour and a half away though,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. But eventually we did get into the party,
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  Speaker 1: and I think Shas had a good time because big.
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  Speaker 4: Dom big Dom finally texted back.
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  Speaker 3: I guess big Dom was like, I thought you guys
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  Speaker 3: had wristbands or something, but he didn't reply for like,
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  Speaker 3: it was closed two hours.
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  Speaker 1: It was an hour. We're outside for forty five minutes.
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  Speaker 3: It was well over an hour since the fifteen minute text.
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  Speaker 1: But we eventually got in and sas his favorite player,
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  Speaker 1: Shane Gillis, I.
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  Speaker 4: Really picked up a bud light. Oh shit, what's up?
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  Speaker 3: However, it was we were there pretty early, like it
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  Speaker 3: was it was like there was like when we were
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  Speaker 3: up in that little area, we.
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  Speaker 4: Felt like after the game, it was like one of them.
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  Speaker 3: It was like one thirty two, but it was like
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  Speaker 3: there was like some players. Sirianni was up there.
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  Speaker 1: Here's Hurts walking through two thirteen.
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  Speaker 3: I think I was gone, whoa, he looks so aura.
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  Speaker 1: The amount of aura that he has is fucking nuts.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, beautiful man. Wow, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, sass saw Shane and I immediately saw him
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  Speaker 1: like a snag a light beer and start pouring a
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  Speaker 1: Dasani into it.
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  Speaker 4: So it looked like.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like it.
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  Speaker 4: He was like he bumps into Shane with like the
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  Speaker 4: shotgun that finished oh ship.
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  Speaker 1: Just foam like splitting Alca seltzer and it was so
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  Speaker 1: cold his mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was on the aquafinas hard. I felt like
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  Speaker 3: a bitch just standing there with just an aqua fina
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  Speaker 3: in hand. It was even worse at the game. I
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  Speaker 3: was telling them that because of the you know, like
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: when you go to a stadium, they make you take
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  Speaker 3: the cap off. So I gotta I gotta propel at
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  Speaker 3: the game, like flavored flavored water, and they made me
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  Speaker 3: take the cap off, and I tried to walk around
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  Speaker 3: the stadium just holding up propel like a fucking lunatic.
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• 12:26
  Speaker 4: would have been much happier with a body armor, probably, yes,
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  Speaker 4: which is a far superior product. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got one at the airport yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: It was fucking so.
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  Speaker 3: I got a body arm.
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  Speaker 1: Delicious good, so nice good. Yeah, yeah, you would have
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  Speaker 1: loved it, but yeah it was. It was a magical
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  Speaker 1: night on in all SaaS sadalone the entire time sate
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  Speaker 1: at the game, which gave enough time to cook up
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  Speaker 1: a bang of a tweet.
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  Speaker 4: Did you see his big tweet? Oh? No, interesting, it's odd.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what I mean. I didn't I missed
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  Speaker 4: the law. I don't know anything. That's why I want
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  Speaker 4: you guys to not leave details out.
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  Speaker 3: Like one hundred and fifty thousand likes.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, wow, it.
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  Speaker 1: Was during the halftime.
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  Speaker 4: I shod no idea.
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  Speaker 3: It's over one hundred though.
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  Speaker 4: It definitely was something about the Kendrick Kolmar. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I just took a photo of me wearing headphones while
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  Speaker 3: watching it. Yeah, so listening to God's playing twenty memes
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  Speaker 3: to have you hooting and hollering through this week.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, other people were going viral off the strength of it.
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  Speaker 1: People were posting just like a picture of your tweet,
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  Speaker 1: a picture of or like the music of God's Plan playing,
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  Speaker 1: and then the two individual pictures you would like swipe.
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  Speaker 4: Through on it five hours likes. O in Shane is
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  Speaker 4: that it's bunkers.
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  Speaker 3: I felt pretty good. I knew it was gonna go
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  Speaker 3: viral when I when I when I was making it,
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  Speaker 3: but it was like it felt good. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm dusting off the you know, letting people know I
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  Speaker 3: still got it.
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  Speaker 4: Why didn't you? Why wouldn't you have tweeted that from
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  Speaker 4: your original.
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  Speaker 3: Coat wouldn't have done nearly as well?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Really? Yeah? That one's just too quiet?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Interesting?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I thought just all No, it was incredible.
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  Speaker 1: Even walking into the game. It's just pouring rain.
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  Speaker 3: Now that sucked. That was that was like I was
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  Speaker 3: walking in, I was like, fuck, I was gonna be
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  Speaker 3: sitting wet.
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  Speaker 4: No, I thought it was nice.
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  Speaker 1: All the Eagles fans were fired up about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty sick. It was pretty cool.
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  Speaker 4: How did we sort out the ticket situation? What happened there?
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  Speaker 3: Roan got a free ticket and I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: don't spend money to sit with me. Who I'm not
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  Speaker 3: even an Eagles fan. I was like, go sit with Max,
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  Speaker 3: like that'll be fun. And I was like, I'm totally
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  Speaker 3: fine sitting by myself. And I was did you buy
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  Speaker 3: your ticket?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? So you didn't end up buying it for him? Run?
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  Speaker 3: No, he sent me my money.
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  Speaker 1: He's had all the money back except for one hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 3: I kept a hundred bucks. I figured, you know this
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: tax fan, I feel like I don't know. I was like,
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: I was like, you owe me one hundred dollars from something.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is, but.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: It's like against the costs of the ticket. It's a
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: no old fee. But you you are behaving like you
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: are like Ticketmaster. You're not, Yeah, this is this is
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: a handling.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Fee when you cash out of the bed. Yeah, to
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: lose or whatever eight percent or something like that.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: Just aig on the gesture.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: So funny, but I got your ass back. Actually, you
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: would have loved the little weekend that I have with
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Sas because every night I was like, yo, Friday night,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: like let's go let's go out, Like, let's go see
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: New Orleans. You want to just walk around, Let's go
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: to Frenchman Street and just get a lay of the land,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: see the city.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Nah, I don't feel like it.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Saturday night, Let's go out, Let's just go see the city. Like,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: let's just go to like a restaurant or something like that.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: It's like, okay, we'll get dinner. But he just went
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: went home right away. I spent the entire weekend playing
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: video games with Sas. It was insane and as just
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: a as someone who I know you want to connect
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: with Sas the same way I want to. It was
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: it was working.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't it. If anything, it actually made me
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: like run un less.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: It was working so well just because I was dumbying
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: him in video games back to back to back to
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: back to back.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: He was beating me in Madden. Yeah, I never played Madden.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: We played Call of Duty. I beat him thirty to one.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: I wanted.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: We went on one to thirty kills and I beat
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: him thirty to one, and his one kill was because
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: I was trying to kill him with my fists.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: I've never played. I don't even know the buttons.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: But but I think him beating you and Madden, I mean,
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: you're that's still meaningful because you're You're like Edward controller hands.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: But I'm not good at it. I don't know like
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: he knows Madden.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: No, I don't. I don't play. I haven't played, and.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: You played Madden like someone who has spent like a
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: majority of their lifetime playing Madden.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: But I don't even have like he's something to play He's.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, this is a PlayStation controler I've never even seen.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: And then he he knows that double tapping the center
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: is a timeout. I never just because I picked it up.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: By the middle of every single play, he calls the play.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah. For me to call a time out, I have
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: to hit start and yes, call time out. But let
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: me ask you this. You you play a lot of NCAA.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: We know that I played, you played, You said you
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: played it relentlessly.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: I played it when it first came out for the
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: first one.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: That is an absolute first cousin to Madden. Yeah, it's
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: the same, buttons, it's.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: A little different because because when Rome went out, I
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: played some NC double A because the PlayStation servers were down,
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: so I had to play the games.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: I would venture to guess that you have played more
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: n C Double A than he has played Madden in
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: the last five years.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: In other words, easily.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: I think I think something's going on. I think something's
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: going on here though we're not even aware of. I
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: think he's got a console at home when he's playing Madden.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: That's how good I was, Swear to God, that's how
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: good I was.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: No, you weren't that good because I did beat you
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: multiple times. No, it's just the this stuff. The random
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: ship that you knew was like ship that either that
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: or you watched like a big Along YouTube tutorial before
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I watched Along because you.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Were doing ship.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: You were doing ship that We've never I've never seen that.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: We've never seen that that we as a collective i've
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: ever seen.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: He knew everything. Like you know, when you call a
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: play in Madden and then for like me and you,
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: that's just your play, that's the play that you're running.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: You can call audibles.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: He would do audibles. He's doing like he's changing specific
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: routes for specific players. Wow, Like I don't know how
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: to do any.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Of that, but that's like Madden stuff that I learned
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: maybe when I was like like seventeen.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just like you we're saying, it
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: is crazy how bad big graphics are and Madden.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah it hasn't progressed at all.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Oh really Yeah, fucking characters like everyone that everyone that.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: It's just been getting me the whole show. It is
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: pointing right at you.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Is that an aloe plant crack looks at your skin?
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: That's fucking bizarre.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: But yeah, was Sass ordered at extra controller just so
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: we could ball out on Madden.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Is that what you spent one hundred dollars on? Yeah?
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: That was what I know.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I didn't even take the controller, did you take it?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I brought it, Yeah, just to recoup my hundred. Honestly,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I'm probably I actually have a controller for sale if
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: anyone needs, because I have nothing to play it on.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: I don't have a place.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: It's a nice controller. You got a purple one?
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know they made those, yeah, Matt purple.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's sort of that's New Orleans team, Yeah a
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: little bit.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: We had a nice dinner too. I found a nice place.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Go ahead. I fully associated the color purple with the
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: city of New Orleans. I could see it, not just
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: from an LSU standpoint. Well, it's the beads Marty Gras. Yeah,
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: it's the best gras and all that. Anyway, Sorry, keep going.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Purple green and like gold gold, Yeah, for sure, their
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: their their best colors.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Ye.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: But yeah, me and Tass had a nice little dinner.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Long dinner.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Where'd you guys go? Long?
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Damnan? We were there for what three hours?
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: We were there for maybe forty minutes.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: It's just not true at all.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: And you know that's not How could there be a discrepancy?
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: You saying it makes me think you were kidding, He said,
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: you actually disagree.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: You were there for over two hours. No one, there's
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: no chance, dude, your key line pie took over an
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: hour and to come out like it got to the
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: point where we were just out of things to talk about.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: We were just both on our phone. No, you just
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: had a tiny lobster role that like you ate in
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: three bites. The lobster role was. We waited an hour
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: for the lobster role.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: It wasn't that long, boys, Dude, the gut that it
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: was like it was, I said.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: As soon as we left, I was like, that was
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: like going to a restaurant where like the theme was
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: experience the level of stress of working at a restaurant
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: while you're eating at the restaurant, you know, full fights
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: between the staff.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: You have much success at dining establishments. The last time
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: we all three ate together was in Philly and they
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: never even brought your food.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was fully prepared for this.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know, okay, so the dining staff was
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: fighting the.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Bar, so we sat at the bar, and there was
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: this one dude with like long hair, a little bit older.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: He was clearly like the top dog. And then there
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: was these like this younger guy who was like, uh,
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: you see that episode of Always Sonny where they go
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: to the did you do you watch a lot of
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: you know the you know the episode where they go
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: to the bar, the happy bar, the happy bar. It
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: was like they were trying to do that, but then
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: like behind the scenes, it was like they all fucking
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: hate like so like we would be we were like
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: they would be facing us, and then these two dudes,
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: every time they would both turn around, it would be
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: like pick up the fucking slack and they would like
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: like they would like go at it like not like
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: the whole we were there for at least two hours
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: the entire time.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: But then they turn around and they'd be like, all, no, baby, baby,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: it was great. And then just could they drop the
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: accents completely and just start bickering.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Like one of the waitresses and come back and be like,
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: we need a spicy margarita And he'd be like, we're
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: all out of margarita glasses. I told you that thirty
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: fucking minutes ago.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get your REFI right career.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: It really was exactly Yeah, yeah, it was literally like that.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: It was insane and the young the younger dude had
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: nothing to say, like he was like shocked. He would
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: turn around and he'd be like he just had he
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: just have his jaw like to the floor. He'd be like,
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to say.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: And the older guy was like he couldn't even do anything.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: He was just making everybody's drinks like an overrun Starbucks burist.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: He was playing a little.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: He was like.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: It got to a point where they'd be like you
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: need any help, and he'd be like, no, I'll just
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: do it all myself. I want to do everything myself.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: I think, oh no, that's not pick me. I'm trying
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: to get it. And it was energy. I see. I
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: don't really know.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: It was a little I don't really get it.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Nail.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: I would describe. I would describe what he was doing.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: One has picked me. He was fishing for tips. He
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: didn't charge us for our drinks because we were there
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: for so long. That's tip fishing, and then gave him
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: a big tip.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Well, I think that's fine. Yeah. I went out after
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: quick interlude, I don't know.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Totally, totally fine.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: I went out after my show on Saturday in DC.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: I want to hear bar called Exiles, which was a
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: cool bar, and uh, it was jammed and I had
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: come in with you know, Oh, Nick was there. Nick
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: came and did time any No, No, I'm embarrassed Nick Martin. Fuck,
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: I'm embarrassed to say that. I can't remember his last
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: name from.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Oh from mar Show, your buddy Nick Murphy?
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Nick Murphy.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, he.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Was in town. So he featured on all the shows
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: just get guest spots.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: And he came out with me after and so did
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Brandon Barrera and he had some friends. So we had
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: a big crew and then had come with some people
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: from the show and so I just opened up a
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: tab and they were busy and I was putting a
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: lot of drinks on there. I was like, man, this
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: is gonna be hefty. Yeah. At the end of the night,
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: the guy rang me up my bill eight bucks.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: It was probably like a two hundred dollars, So I
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: gave him a fifty dollars tap. Yeah, maybe maybe you
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: have fifty bucks.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they like that because you probably brought a bunch
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: of people from the show over.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. He I don't know why he did it. I mean,
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: they didn't need more people.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: What do you think is the appropriate tip? Fifty fifty?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that you tip on what you would
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: have gotten. That's baseline, you know what I mean, tip
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: on how much you would have paid. You kind of
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: do the mental math, and I think you give him
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: a little bit more than that.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean. I just kind of
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: do it as like a multiple. I say to myself,
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: all right, well, if this is an eight dollar pill,
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: then this is a six. Yeah.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: And the guy comped both my shoabies he comped too
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: shablize and both your die cokes yeah cans the gun
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: oh yeah.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Thirty minute wait in between DC's.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Uh okay wait wait so yeah. So so back to
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: you guys, New Orleans.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: So that night we also we made the mistake of
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: sharing the hot fish gip.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, dide. We went to the casino.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: That doesn't sound great.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: We went to the DIMP was phenomenal. But we went
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: to the casino and I was walking from the casino
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: and halfway through, I was like, I'm not going to
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: make it back.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: I have to ship. So bad mm hmm.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: And then in second I got home explosive diarrhea like
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: five times. And then Roan said that the whole night,
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: every thirty minutes he was waking up sitting to.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Just have lava coming out of me. At the casino,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I like pretended to go do coke in the bathroom
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: so I could ship nice. I was just like pretending
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: to snort really loud. Really, I was just dropping the
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: worst heat of all time.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: That the ships that I had after that fish dip
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: was like I was sitting on the toilet being like,
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: I want to go home so bad, nothing more than
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: I just want to be home, Yeah.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: The hot fish dip. And I honestly, I was trying
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: to find something that would be less offensive on the
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: stomach because every there was a secred restaurant.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: And it was like everyone's been saying, yeah that everyone
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: had been saying that, there's the oyster. Oysters had been
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: getting everyone food port.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: There's a recall and oysters like there were Goodyear tires.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Oh you never heard of an oyster recall. During Super
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Bowl week.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: All the busting with the boys, guys got super sick.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: A bunch of the guys on the Eagles got sick. Yeah,
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Jesus didn't end up mattering though.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: It was nasty, but it was.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: It was just a fantastic or just a fantastic couple
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: couple of days after everybody left, it was just like nice,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: just meetium sass, smashing video games, listening to Franco.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: We had a big you said, you say, everyone from
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Barstool was there until Wednesday, Thirstrida ntil Friday, and then
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: you guys stayed through to God to the game and
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: that's when you started playing video games.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: And playing video games before that. It was actually kind
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: of for how we were there for so long. The
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: first three nights I was there, I just played video games,
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: and then the fourth night I went out with Chay
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: to the casino and like, but like prior to that,
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: I was like, man, this is kind of like I
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: was like, this isn't really that fun, like the super Bowl.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: It's you're saying the week is dead.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: I was like, it's like I'm not seeing anybody, like
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: like it's this is really uneventful. And then I went
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: to the casino and I was like, oh, no, everyone's here.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: I just haven't left my room.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, did you did you ever read the blind Side
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: and not watch the movie. Did you ever read The
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: Blindside by Michael Lewis? Did you? So? When Michael Orr
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: is being recruited by the colleges, he goes on official
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: visits to numerous SEC schools, and his two sort of
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: adoptive parents are both major ole miss you know, benefit lums, benefactors, whatever,
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: which obviously sort of led to that scandal that's come
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: out since. But I think he went to like Alabama
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: on an official visit and the players took him out
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: to a big party and then to a strip club
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: I think, and he came home and he's he was
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: just this like young, nervous, sweet guy and he didn't
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: like any of that at all and he hated it.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: And so before his visit to ole Miss, I think
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: his parents or his adoptive parents told the coach like,
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: whatever you do, make sure that his night is quiet. Yeah,
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: don't have him go out and do the big party
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: thing all this. Yeah, And they like set him up
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: to do, you know, just like watch a movie. Yeah,
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: in his room and like go to bed on a
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: comfortable bed, and he woke up and he was like, yeah,
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: I'm going to all miss you are Michael or you
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: are that you're going to New Orleans the week of
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: the Super Bowl and you stayed in your hotel room
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: and played video games every single night pretty much.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was insane. I had to pry him off
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: the couch to go to the party. We went.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I mean I went out three times and it was
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: all like like it was.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: And end up at the casino every time.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: I've been to that casino.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Well, because the first night I went to the casino
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: with Jay and we both made a killing. Oh yeah
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: yeah wait, I made like four hundred bucks and he
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: made like, I mean, he made like two grand playing Roulette.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Whoa dude.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: The funny thing about that Michael Orr story is that
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: that means that right after the Alabama visit that he
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: like told his parents, yeah, yeah, you definitely did. They
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: took me to the Shrip club. Yeah, And there's a
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: great story.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it was Alabama or LSU, but
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: at that time, I think Nick Saban was the LSU
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: head coach, right, I have no idea where did Saban coach?
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: He coached at LSUL so he was the LSU coach
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: and he came to visit their house, their home the
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: Tuy's home or whatever, and the first thing he did
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: when he walked in was comment on the drapes that
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Missus Towey had used to decorate the home and said
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: he knew, like, oh I love your retractable French drapes.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: And they were absolutely smitten with him. They loved him
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: and at the last and so they really wanted they
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: liked Saban and they liked his bedside manner, and he
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: ended up going to Ole Miss, but they were very
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: happy because they were split between I think LSU and
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: ole Miss. And the next season Saban went to coach
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: in the NFL Dolphins. Yeah that's exactly right, and so
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: he wouldn't have played for him any Yeah, kind of
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: like you with Harvard yep.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I was glad to have chosen a
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: school where even if the so happy to be there.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah that is nice.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, then you just add Harvard.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, then you just go to Harvard. Yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: It's always so funny to me when like kids go
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: to school for sports and they go to like a
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: super good school and then they quit the sport and
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: then they're just like, oh, you just go to Cornell now.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, there were kids that did that. Yeah, and
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: they were always was they were. It was frowned upon.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but their trojan horsing into the school.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, totally.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. One of my friend's brothers went to Cornell for
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: lacrosse and then like two years in it was just
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: like he just goes to Cornell.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Now, yeah, you realize, first of all, the only people
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: that care are a handful of guys on the team
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: and the coaches. That's it.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the school doesn't have fun.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: They don't even know that you're not on the team anymore.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: There's no boosters. Yeah, but it's like on ninety Day
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Fiance where someone gets a green car because their wife
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: is America and they get to America and disappear. That's
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: a great in the country, like running rough shot. Yeah, yeah,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: it's probably incredible. But then the was it Friday or
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Saturday Saturday night? You can't we get went to the
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: casino again. We're like, okay, let's we'll hit the table again.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: It was after we got food, after we went to
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: the dinner.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: When I pretended to do cocaine, and yeah, we went.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: To the casino and it was the night that I
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: went with Chay. It was twenty five dollars minimums, and
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: so it was like good Like it was like we
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: were playing like just with fives on the inside and uh.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: And then we went when we went that night, it
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: was one hundred dollars minimums.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: We did.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: We didn't really know that until we got to the
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: table and we both had two hundred bucks. Like I
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: was like, I have two hundred bucks for the night.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: That's all I'm really comfortable spending right now. Two spins gone,
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: no hyperbaly literally two spins.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: There you go? So so hold on. So when you're
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: playing on the inside, what are you putting? How do
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: you spread it out?
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: You just spread it out.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: I'd say you had five twenty five dollars minimum, Yeah,
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: you have fives. You got five things you can put
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: your money on.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: What are you doing twenty five dollars minimums? Like in
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: the beginning we were playing twenty five dollars. By the
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: end we were playing like like one fifty a hand
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: probably or spin. Yeah, because we were stacking like we
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: we we all hit on twenty six on my first
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: spin for Saquon and we all had like four chips
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Wow, so you got a huge amount. Yeah, we got
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: a huge payout for this. If you if you had
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: five bucks on that, yeah, thirty six to one.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jay had, like I mean Chay had Like Chay's
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: a very good had.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Like it doesn't surprise me.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah he's Yeah, Jay, it was hilarious. That's what someone said.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: So I think Big Cats said the only Asian thing
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: about Chay is how much he loves the casino.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: But was he hitting you up like Friday we went
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: on Thursday.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: On Friday, he's hitting me up, being like right after
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: the AAC ended, He's like, I got a couple hours
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: so I gotta leave from my flight. And I was like, dude,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: we were at the casino nine hours ago. I'm not
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: going back to the casino right now.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. That's actually, by the way, that's actually not the
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: only Asian thing about cha. One time I was at
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: a urinal being next to him, and I looked over
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: and his penis was pixelated. Trust me, go look for
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: that sometime. I've never seen that definitely for real life. Yeah,
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know how he does it.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Is there a like a correlation with being Asian and
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: the alcohol tolerance thing? I know, there's a Native American thing.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: There's the Asian glow Asian glow, which is that some
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: some Asians don't have the enzyme that breaks down alcohol,
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: so it almost as if they react with an allergic reaction. Yeah,
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: but it's not. It's not all Asians. Yeah. I think
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: he has that though, does he did? He turn quite red?
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: No? He or I thought that he he wasn't drinking.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Got sick after that because he at the case race,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: he got like.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Well the hospital himself, got super drunk, and I think
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: he fell asleep on the basketball court, right Yeah, and
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: then he woke up and he had heart palpitations and
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: he went to the hospital. He thought he was having
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: a heart attack, and they were like, dude, you're hungover.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: They were like, you drank thirty beers last night.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, you have the Asian glow.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: So he wasn't drinking all week, I see. But that
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: was kind of nice because I was. I was when
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I went to the casino. He was coming from a
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: party and we didn't meet up until like eleven thirty,
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: and I was like, Jay is gonna be fucking hammered
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: and it's just gonna be me and Chay at the casino. Well,
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: he's shit faced and I'm dead sober, right, and then
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: he was not drinking, so it.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Was a okay. So you guys didn't have a good
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: run at the casino on Saturday night.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Well, no, we were there for like it was like
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: we both lost all of our money within literally it
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: was two spins. It was what thirty seconds.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: We read table for a minute.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then and then I was like, I think
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go home.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: My two boys showed up and immediately Sas was like,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I'm leaving.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: No, I said I was going to leave before they
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: showed up, And you said I wish I could leave,
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: but my friends are coming.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't say I wish I could leave.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: You literally your exact words, where I really want to
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: go home?
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: No way.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: You probably don't remember because you were so fucking drunk.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: How was I drunk? Toucha bleeze? We just established the.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Sushi bleeze you ha Tusha breeze hours prior to this,
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: right exactly. He run has a drinking problem and it's serious.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: You were drinking Heineken zero zero, licking the bottom of
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: the bottle just for the taste.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: I've never seen.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Anything now, but they did have cors edge, which is.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: It the Core's edge, that's crushing COR's edge. He had
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: a twelve pack. Of course, I never saw anything like.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: You remember when we had cors edge in Denver?
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: How many works? That's the non alcohol and alcohol.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Course they don't have it anywhere. That was the last
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: time I had it was in Denver.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: And then they had it at the casino.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: He was walking to the game, like there's a fifteen
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: minute walk to the game, and he had a horse edge,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: pot Corse edge he had. He was just like carrying
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: it like a British whol again.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, let's have it.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Who watched something?
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah? The game?
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: The game was sick. I sat next to like a
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: sixty five year old dude who was there by himself too.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Were you near them? God?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: No, they were all.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Listing off like where they were sitting because I know
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Rome was I knew Rome was going with Max and
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Jack McCarthy and then someone from DraftKings and uh so
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: I knew they were going to be sitting up close.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: But then like Connor Griffin and Pug the dude from
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: PMT both got tickets like last minute, like Big Cat
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: and PMT PFT bought them tickets and uh so, I
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, where are you guys sitting? Like, I'm
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: sure we're near each other. They were all. They were
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: also all in the one hundreds thirty five.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I was four.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: I was four rows away from the wall of the stadium.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: In the tallest section. Like some sections kind of dip
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: down there a little bit shorter, so being close to
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: the wall doesn't mean as much. No, he was in
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: the tallest section, in the farthest back.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Everyone around you had binoculars like you were at the opera.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: No, really, there was actually people are with binoculars.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so so, uh well, that's too bad. How did
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: how much did you pay for that ticket? A lot?
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: No, mine, we were It wasn't the five thousand then
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I sent him it was much less than that.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: Not really, you paid in the forest left. It was
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: close to that.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a lot. It was a lot of money,
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: high threes. Yeah, it was a lot.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: You're just he doesn't want his business manager to know
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: business managers listening. That's money I'm not going to get now, Yeah,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: you son of a bitch.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah oh yeah, I mean I listened to the episode
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: You're You're playing Roulette for two hundred bucks a hand,
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: you're buying three eight tickets. You understand what this does him.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: You understand how you're responsible.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: This is how am I going to eat? How am
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: I going to feed my family?
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: If you keep playing roulette? I do it. I hate
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: to do it, but you know I'm going to have
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: to freeze you for two months, two month freeze so
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: you can learn to spend responsibly.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: I did text him and I was like, this is
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: going to be a pricey week, just a heads up.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: But you know, he immediately changed his order at his restaurant. Sorry,
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to get the steak. No, I'll just
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: do I'll do it out.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he just throws something together. Just give me
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: whatever mix of leftovers you have.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Do you have a children's many. I just found out
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: that my finances are not what I thought.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to get sick for the week so
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I don't have to eat.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It was pretty.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Uh, the game was sick.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: The like when they when they run out of the tunnels.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: I was like that was when I was like, this
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: is fucking awesome. Because at first when I sat down,
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: at first, I was like the people. I was like,
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: the dude, I was sitting next to this old dude.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Well he wore Matriot sweatpants.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did wear Patriots sweatpants. Those ones, yeah, these ones.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: It was like the dude next to me, we're talking
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: about the Eagles, and I eventually broke the news. I
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm actually not really an Eagles fan. I'm
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: a Patriots fan, but my friends are here and I
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: don't want the Chiefs to win.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: I hate the Chiefs.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: And then immediately he's turning around to everyone around, He's like,
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: he's not even a Patriot, he's not even an Eagles fan.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Patriots sweatpants on.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: You're in the blue collar reception. I mean, those are
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: the Eagles fans that have sold the mortgage that ticket.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: That was the worst thing was that I was gonna
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: wear an Eagle sweatshirt and the Chiefs hat and Patriots
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: pants just to throw people off. And I'm so happy
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: I didn't do that.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the pride paradic equivalent of the NFL.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was so happy I didn't do that, like
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: pins and.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Peacock feathers.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: But it was I will say, so they come, they
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: run out of the tunnels, and I'm sure you saw
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: it on TV. Big, the big run out. But the
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: I know, you guys were like when the Eagles came
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: out to d MX, you got like super fired up.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: I thought the Chiefs run out. When the Chiefs ran
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: out of the tunnel and they had that the song
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: the what is it?
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: How does it go?
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: The what is it?
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Is that?
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: It? Yeah, but it had They were playing it like low.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: They were playing it like an octave lower, like a
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: deep like yeah. And when they ran out with that,
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: I was like, the Chiefs are gonna win this game
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: by a fucking Miley. Do you think everyone the whole
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: stadium's booing and they're coming out to like fucking Darth
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Vader music? And I was like, this game is already over.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: And then I was wrong. I was very wrong.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was ah yeah, wow, it was beautiful.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: It was pretty sick though it was.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: It was really cool, you know. Okay, I'm so happy
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: you guys had a great time, and you to be
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: there to witness your team winning a Super Bowl is
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: once in a lifetime incredible. All of that. As a
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: neutral observer who didn't care really for either team, watching
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: it at home is one of the worst Super Bowls
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: I've ever seen.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see that.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Not only that, but like the halftime show, every aspect. Yeah,
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: it was like a true disappointment. Yeah, I could see that.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: I was like falling asleep during the game. So you're
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: a big sure, Well we knew that.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Long established.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: We didn't need the game to reveal that about me.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: But black quarterback wins two black quarterbacks against each other
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: for the first or second time ever?
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah no, but uh no, I I I just you know,
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: it was a blowout from the jump. Yeah.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: It couldn't have been enjoyable unless you were an Eagles fan.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: There's a very small I feel like there were so
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: many people that were rooting against the Chiefs.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm happier that the Eagles won. Yeah, for sure,
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: I'm happier that the Eagles won. But I just you know,
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: I didn't really care that much, and I just wanted
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: a good game and it was not.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: No.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Everybody who has criticized the Kendrick Lamar halftime show via
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: like x or tweets or whatever, I've seen a billion
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: quote replies being like the rac assault was revealed themselves.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Oh god, it's well, it's not true. And I loved
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: the one with doctor Duran and Snoop Dogg because Eminem
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: was there. Yeah, I did it?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: How did it pop up on screen? How did the Kendrick?
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: It looked way better on TV than it did on
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: in person?
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: You know, I always tend to think that it rap
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: mixed with dancers is a little bit of an odd
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: combination for some reason. But it's it's what everyone has said.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: It's just that, you know, I think Kendrick Lamar's music
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: is to me, is like most enjoyable when you can
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: actually have a sense of what the fuck his lyrics
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: are and what they're about. It's like almost reading along
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: or going to genius and figuring out the meaning of
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: his incredibly deep words. It's like Bob Dylan, you know,
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: it wasn't It's not particularly catchy. It's more like, uh,
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: I don't poetic songs, but it was he was just
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: like spitting long rap versus Yeah. And also, I don't know,
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: I tend to find I'm pretty tired of the of
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: the Drake distrack at this point. I don't care about
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: that anymore. And uh, I don't know, I just thought
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: it was like not that great.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: What did he only play not like Us? Or did
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: he play the first one. Did he play Euphoria?
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: No?
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: No, he just played like he should have played before you.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: I was listening to that one last night and I
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: was like, this song is a fucking bang.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: How how was the how was it live? Awful?
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Like not joking? Like I literally forgot what was happening
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: at one point, like no one everyone around me, like
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: the dude, the old dude next to me was gone.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: The second Kendrick Lamar he kept on being like they
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: got Lamar Jackson doing the halftime show like nine times
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: he said it, and I was like, no, it's Kendrick
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Lamar and he's like my kids like that guy.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know something about him. He shouldn't be a receiver.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: He really is more of a running back. But I'll
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: see what he does out there.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: Was he gonna get his pats back on time? How
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: the coaches let him go out for this? He's supposed
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: to be studying game tape.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: The old dude next to me, It started out so good,
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Like when when I sat down and he was next
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: to me, it was like he was very normal and
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: we were just talking about the Eagles, and I was
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: like this is actually like this is like a pretty
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: deal person. To if I'm sitting next to a random person,
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: this is pretty ideal. And then progressively as the game
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: went on, he got I mean he must have drank
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: forty beers. By the end, he could barely speak. And
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: at the end I was like, I'm very ready for
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: him to leave. And then he left as soon as
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: the game ended.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: Nice. So what were the highlights, I mean, if any
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: of the Cooper de Gen interception.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, was insane.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was insane for you.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, people were going we were going nuts.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: I was going nuts.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was letting out sounds that I've never left
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: my body before.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, you could argue that that moment ended the game.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the game was over.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: It was the end of the game. Yeah, first quarter, right, Yeah,
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: when DeVante Smith scored, because I had all my money
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: on Davante Smith's score. That was my biggest bet and
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: I bet it multiple times. Nice when he scored, he
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: was it was in the second half that he scored. Yeah,
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: when he scored, Like, me and the dude next to
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: each other were just straight up fist fighting, Like we
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: were just punching each other. We were literally just standing
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: just punching as hard as we could.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: I'm happy to hear about this. I'm happy to hear.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: This good that was that when he scored, I was
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: because we were when he scored. I was like a
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: little bit to the right, but it was like, so
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: we were right above. It was actually like the angle
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: that I had because the way that that stadium's built,
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: it got like Gellette. Last time I said in the
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Noseblaze was when I went to Gillette over Thanksgiving break
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: and it was like we were we were like similar.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: I was sitting for an incident a pretty similar area,
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: but where we were like further back from the field.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: This is like you're right over the field. So it's
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: like like that play like you could see like you're
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: just watching the ball go in like a direct straight
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: line to DeVante Smith and then you're just like seeing
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: it land in his hands. It was pretty sick.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I also was sitting next to an old guy and
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: he was in an Eagles jersey and in Alabama hat.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: And when I got there, I was like, oh, this
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: is awesome. Like we're completely surrounded by Eagles fans. And
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I said to him, I was like, I'm like pretty
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: happy it's all Eagles fans around us. The last time
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: we played against the Chiefs, there were Chiefs fans right
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: behind us, and he gave me absolutely nothing. And I
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: was like, damn, Like this guy's like kind of being
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: a dick to me, Like I don't understand why. And
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: then I found out through the early course of the
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: game that he just didn't speak a word of English. Eventually,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: like I kind of started talking to him and like
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: broken Spanish, and he was like I am on the
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: front page of my newspaper at home for being at
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: the super Bowl. He was of it, and he was
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: showing me like pictures of the newspapers at home just
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: because he had made it to the super Bowl, that
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: he was even in this place.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: He the dude that was like the alternate angle of
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: the Cooper Yes.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: And by the end, he was just like filming us,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: like he was just filming us.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: He's like I.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Follow him on Instagram now and him our buddies.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Half Way through the game, Ice came to drag him out,
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: like I was holding up the local newspaper and cross
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: checking his face. Yep, that's our guy, right. We like
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: we sheltered him like he was a streaker getting back
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: in and I.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Was like, oh, this way go this way.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: He's in he's in heavy disguise wearing Alabama gear. No,
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: I I am American.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I Alonte sweet Jana ours was DeVante Smith?
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Is he the first Alabama guy to score Alabama skid
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: a touchdown in the air.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: That can't be true, though, because Jalen Hurts scored one
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: two Super Bowls ago.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck why everyone saying I
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: guess because receiving touchdown.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you can catch a touchdown the Super Bowl,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I guess, But literally, Jalen Hurts scored two.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Super Bowls again, first super Bowl in like twenty five
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: years without anyone from.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: LSU and wow, all great facts back.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: From our waiter when I went out to I wanted to.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: I went out to get lunch with KB and Nick
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: and their girlfriends and Fox and they're not gay together
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: and uh hmm, and we had we sat at a
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: We sat at the balcony outside and it was pretty
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: empty the spot that we went to, and our waiter
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: was like extremely autistic but like super friendly, and it
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: was it was pretty He was pretty funny.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Had a million views on TikTok. You talking about this out?
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: Really? Yeah?
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Did I already talk about this.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: On the Act. Oh, it has a million views on TikTok. Interesting.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like he would just come back and
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: you didn't say he was autistic in that clip.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: It was like a very heartwarming clip.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Oh. Yeah, I didn't say he was autistic when I
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: talked about on the Act because it was kind of
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: like a fresh experience.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: He was freshly autistic.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: But I felt I feel more comfortable saying that he
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: was autistic on our podcast.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: There's an it's a home for that.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: This is that safe place.
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• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess we'll have to be we gotta be
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: You're you had a nice little week though.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just focused on my career, you know, really
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: move the needle for myself and decided that, you know,
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: in the absence of my my friends and podcaster co
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: hosts and and sort of the normal structure of my life,
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  Speaker 4: I would just you know, really focus on getting ahead.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: We went viral with the fucking seafood Tower.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Yep, you went. Did you was that? Did you tweet
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: out the green room? No? No, I sent it to Harry.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: That was literally not even joking. That was like a
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: top five highlight of my week.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Because I listened. I don't know if I think I
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: text you.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: I said.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: I watched it with no audio the first time, so
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: in my head I was like, oh, it's a shitty
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: hotel room. I was like I was gonna reply and
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: be like, that's kind of like what my room. When
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: I when I played when I did, the port looked
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: like yeah. And then I watched you with audio and
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: You're like, this is the green room and I was like,
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: oh my god.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: The green room for the DC Comedy Loft. The Comedy Loft.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: I don't really understand it. It's it's it's a hotel
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: that has a bar in the basement, and then in
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: the middle tier a comedy club with a bar. But
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: then there's a sort of this like hotel around it
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: that feels like a more like a boarding house. Yeah,
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: and the green room is just one of the hotel
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: rooms on the level of the club itself. Yeah. So
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: you walk in and there's just two made beds that's
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: what you're supposed to sit on, and you're like, do
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: we have to dig our shoes off? And then one
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: of the beds is completely broken, so it fully SAgs
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: in the middle. And I think I think a few
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: people of that of that girth have and you know
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: the fights in Brandon who were there with me, like
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: they're like, you're the headliner, was like, you take the
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: non broken bed, we'll make it do. One of them
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: sat in the computer chair at the desk and the
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: other was just like wrapped up by the bed.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: So what do you do? You sit long ways in
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: the bed or do you sit off the side, like
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: knee to knee with one another and talk.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: No, we sat. I took my shoes off and sat
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: on the bed as if I were reading what was
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: the book before nighttime.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: What was the temperature in that room?
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: In that room, well, they had they had a space,
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: you know, an in window unit, and it was pumping
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: out heat and it was way too hot. Oh okay
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: in front of it, but the rest of the room
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: was cold.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, when I saw that video, the
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: first thing I thought was, I met, that room is free.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: Well then I turned it off. Yeah, and then it
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: got cold pretty quick, so I'd have to turn it
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: on and then off. But yeah, dude, there was that,
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: and then there was a woman. I don't really understand Washington,
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: DC's weed laws at all. Two years ago, when I
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: was last there, I asked about it, and this is now.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: I think they have fully operational dispensaries. But back then
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: people said, oh no, you got to call a number
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: and then someone will bring you a birthday cake.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Because it was legal to gift up to two ounces,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: but you can't buy it. So my friend had a
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: company there called Juice and Cookies, and like, you pay
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: fifty dollars for a caprice on basically and get your
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: eighth week.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: And then they'd give it to you as a gift. Yeah,
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: so it's this insanely stupid workaround and now they've shifted it.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: But there was just a woman that kind of showed
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: up and you walk up the stairs and then you
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: check your ticket or whatever, and then you go the club.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: And in between where they checked the tickets and the club,
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: there was a woman who had set out a full
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: display table of weed and mushrooms and edibles and I'm
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: talking real mushrooms, not chocolate bars. Yeah, and she was saying,
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: get your merch, get your merch right here, which I
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: was like, can we clarify that that's not my merch?
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: That yeah, I'm not bringing a drug dealer the moon
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: to my shows as my like merch person.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: It's not a bad idea.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: No, Well then yeah, then I was like, well yeah,
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: you know, she showed me like photos of her family
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: and she was like, I've made a killing this weekend.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: So I was happy.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I probably someone died off the mushrooms, yeah that she.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: You know, you think about it, selling weed and mushrooms
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: before a comedy show is like selling hot dogs outside
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: of a ballpark. It makes perfect sense. And she was
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: really nice and she ended up gifting us a whole
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: bunch of stuff because of how much stuff she'd sold yeah,
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: but it was kind of just I don't know, odd odd.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: The shows were great, uh, insane. In fact, I sold
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: that five We added a sixth on the Late show
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: on Thursday and that almost sold out. So uh, it
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: was probably my best weekend I've ever had in terms
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: of ticket sales. And the crowds were awesome, frankly, really
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: really awesome. Fights did great, Fights did really really well.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: He was shifting material around, trying new things. I had
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: him threw him up first to take the bullet see
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: if he could handle that and open the show cold. Uh.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: Brandon obviously total pro. And and then Nick Murphy you know,
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: is a killer, so we had We were just kind
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: of moving people around and trying different things, and it
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: was good to have everybody.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: It's a pretty fun lineup.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: It was. Yeah, it's probably how long the shows hour
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: and a half everybody, so I think they would all
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: do ten ish and then I would do like fifty
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: nice new hour mostly like eighty percent new. It's a
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: little you know, I needed to do some some crowd work.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: I don't quite have the time yet, but people were
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: up for it and some really fun moments. There were
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: some interesting people in the crowd There was a guy
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: in the front row front row, which is you know,
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: there's like a banister on the stage and they're all
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: so that they're illuminated and then everyone else is kind
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: of dark behind them. And he was sitting with his
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: girlfriend and he was wearing the most preposterous sweater I've
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: ever seen, I mean, full Wimbledon outfit.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just a character yeah, and yeah.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: It sounds like your fans, honestly, I guess and I did.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: I did some kind of like Joe. I did a
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: joke about Delta and my status and he like booed,
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: and I was like, what's what? You don't like that?
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: And he was like, you should be flying private? And
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, yeah, do you fly private? And
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: he goes only way to fly and then the whole
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: crowd started booing yeah, And that's kind of disconcerting, like
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: all there's so much now, there's always negative energy in
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: the room. It's not at me at that hymn, and
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: we all collectively don't like this guy. But then I
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: was like, wait, do you really fly Piot private? And
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: he was like yeah. And I was like, do you
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: own your own plane or do you lease? Because that's
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: a different order of magnitude of wealth. And that's how
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: you that's how you bring up someone who fries private
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: back to earth, Like you don't own your own jet.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: You were like, look me in the fucking eye.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: You're doing a time ship, signing up for net jets.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: You're going the minimum entary there. You don't have your
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: own two pilots. You don't have a hangar. Yeah, there's
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: no extra storage base for your antique cars. No, that's
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: too bad. Uh and and uh. And I was like, oh,
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: do you use a share service or whatever, or like
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: do you have your own He's like, yeah, I use
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: a share service. And I was like which one he goes?
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: He goes, probably the same one your dad uses. And
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: I was like, do you know my dad? And he
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: was like no, I'm fucking with you. And I was like, well,
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: don't talk anymore. Yeah, and then I hated him. Yeah,
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: then I hated him. That club in Heckler's, well, it
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: wasn't I mean, it was really just him.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: He was the only Oh yeah, did you know that
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: the I think I texted you that that the Natalie
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: Cuimo thing.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: Yes, well I had seen that clip, yeah, and then
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: had seen her at the stand.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, but that was at the DC Comedy Loft.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: It was the weekend before I was there. Yeah. Yeah,
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know much about what happened.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: There now neither do I, but I was. I thought
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: it was just funny that you were there.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it would have been funny to go after the
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: getting that guy's face and be like, what the fucking guy,
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: keep your my dad's name out of your mind.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: You should have.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: He should have.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: He should have lit his ass up from the same club.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: That would have been hilarious.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: That's pretty meta. You gotta be a pretty fan to
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: get that.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. I don't know that clip made it everywhere.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I went to the Museum of Natural History and
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: that's fun. That was kind of cool.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: I went there too.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: What did you like there?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I don't love natural history museums in general.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: It wasn't.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: It wasn't.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: It's oriented towards chilchildren.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: It's like a wooly mammoth statue or something like that.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: Fossils. Lot of stuff was cool. The one thing I
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: was excited to see was the butterfly exhibit. You can
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: walk through and they're the live butterflies that are all
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: flitting and fleeting around and landing on your nose.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: Was it open.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: Because there's too much traffic on the weekends, it becomes
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: a bottleneck.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, soflies and.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: There's just like sticky fingered children eating the butterflies, crushing
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: them fresh out of the air, squeezing the out of them.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, juice mouth little boys. But yeah, so you know
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: monarchs are considered now to be on the protected species.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well once, once you get on the protected list, though,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: that's like it's like the PPP loans, like you fucking
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: skyrocket in net Worth. Yeah, you get on the protected
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: list and suddenly you're back at the top of the
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: food chain.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: The monarchs are just out here taking their protected species
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: benefits and planting their entire own with milkweed fields, which,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: by the way, is what they eat. And then they
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: hang their chrysali from the leaves of the milkweed to
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: turn themselves into the butterflies, because initially they are caterpillars.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: Had a boy, we know how natural history in here?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: I would I went last year.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: I prefer art in the museum same. I feel like
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: that's a little bit more enjoyable to look at.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: I wanted to go to the.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: I wanted to I have the same complain about that
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: that I do with the New Museum of Natural History,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: which is that it's pretty kid. As a nine year old,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: that would have been absolutely.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: In AWE was in it because when we went we
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: had to get to make a reservation.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: But it was it was packed. No, they just they
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: just waved me right in.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Well, it was the summer when we went.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: He's v I P. Bro I don't know.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Flies to Harvard Badge and they're like, oh, do you
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: want to give a tour.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: Guests tour?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: No, it's cool. I mean there's cool stuff they have.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: They have one of the Right Brothers planes. It might
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: be a reenactment or whatever.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: They also have like the that night Sky thing you
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: lay down.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: A model.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: Sure, it might be a reenactment of the plane. I'm
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: not if you can reenact a plane.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah you could. No, I don't see any reason why
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: a war. Yeah, but you're you're thinking too narrowly about
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: the application.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: I think you don't know what reenactment means a plane.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Reenactment would mean that they were flying the plane how
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: the Right Brothers flew it, which would be cool. There
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: would be two dudes on the plane that were playing
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: the right brothers.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: Files.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: By the way, No, they weren't really.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: Members of NABLA you know what Navla?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I didn't realize their NAMBLA.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: I'm going to give you the w on this one now.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: I'm kidding. They're not pedophiles. I don't know anything about.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Them that was weird to bring up. Then on their name,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: it's they what chances are one of them was, oh,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: this is like one hundred and ten years ago. They
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: probably have living family members. True, and you're just they
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: probably have listeners who are never going to listen again.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: True.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: How yeah, we lost the rights to the rights. How
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: long were you stuck at the airport yesterday?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Wow, did you miss your original fight? I did.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: It's a nice airport, though, right terrible. Did you see
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: what I meant? No about how it's super open, lots
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: of glass, nice, nice escalators that bring you right down.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't get to explore a lot of that
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: because it was so crowded.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Oh well, I flew a on the way back because
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: of necessity and.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: Uh Delta first class.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Well I tried to go to the Delta lounge with
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: just my can't. Yeah, they're like we don't service other airlines.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: What the fuck.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Service other airlines?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: That doesn't even really make sense. You should be like,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: I'm a medallion member.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: I was in the Divond Medallion line.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: You have to have a ticket that day to fly
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: there within three hours, not just that day. And I
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: think you also can't go into a lounge once you've land.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: I think that's true.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: That's not true. I do that all the time, all
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: I don't understand. Why would you ever do that?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: He goes in like gets food when he lands, a
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: quick bite, take a dump. It's insane.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: If you love, get a coffee, get a joe. Like, say,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: I'm going I land in Chicago.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: I know it's going to be.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: An hour plus ride from the airport. I'm going to
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: go in, especially if it was an early flight. Maybe
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: I catched the breakfast in there at Chicago Onese.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: I don't play games in.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: The they don't mess around.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: So it's like, I'll go, I'll dip into the Chicago
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: lounge real quick. But you can where did you land?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: JFK, did you What was your date?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: Uh? I don't know.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: It's American so I've never been to the American.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: TERMINI woh okay, So it wasn't like a long walk. No.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: The last time I was there, though, it was.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: I was B fifty five. I was the last gate.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, in the airport, which.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Must be easy. It's good for the pilots.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: I guess I got to I hopped on a bus.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: As soon as I got off the plane. They were like,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: do you want to take the bus? And I was
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: like yes. They were like, it's gonna be a twenty
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: five minute walk if you don't.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: So I hopped on a shuttle that drives us to baggage.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Clam and you probably the way for your bags. It's
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: not like they're driving. I guess they drive the bags there.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: I didn't check any bags.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: Bro oh, yeah, I forgot. I checked the biggest bag alive.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: But it was helpful when I brought back a ton
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: of Super Bowl merch.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: True, that's cool, tons of merch. All right. Wait, So
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: I feel like you guys left a lot of meat
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: on the bone here. You know, you went to the
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: Eagles party. You saw Shane Gillis. I met the coach,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Nick Sirianni. So we went.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: So we went to the party a little bit. We
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: went to the party and we got we finally got
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: in and we walked in and it was like, I mean,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: it was like it was it was in like the
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: hotel ballroom. It was like four but it was like
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: four ballrooms combined. So it was like it wasn't as
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: exclusive as I expected it to be. It was like
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: there were hundreds, if not thousands of people there, like
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: it was like a fucking like music festival.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: And then there was this little VIP area that we
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: got to go up to.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Where Brandon Graham and Jail and her and that was
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: where like all.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: The cool people were and you could go in there.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: You got access.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: We got access, like Max brought me in.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: That's cool.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: No, all of our wristbands, those white wristbands.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty elite.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Because I was waiting.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: So I'm standing at this table by myself and Ron
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: was like, I gotta go to the bathroom. Can you
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: watch my beer? And I was like yeah. And then
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: Rome was gone for thirty minutes and I was sitting
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: with his beer and I was like, the second he
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: gets back, I'm leaving. I was like, this is ridiculous.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: And then when he got back Max was like, come
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: up to the VIP area and I was like, all right,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: I'll go up.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Max and Jack McCarthy, who were also there, they were
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: shocked at how loyally Sash was watching my beer like
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: a doberman who was like put on task, and he
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: just stared at the beer the entire time. Ron can
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: figure it out, like he'll be all right.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, Roan comes back with a beer.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, let's be honest, the fact that you
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: stayed there that whole time is pathetic. How could you
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: possibly do that for half an hour at the Eagles
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: post Super Bowl.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Part I felt like a fool.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: I was just standing there watching his beer.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: It's like he said.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: He was like, he was like, did you watch my beer?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna run to the bathroom.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: I was like, it's a beer, it's not a handbag,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: you know. And first of all, like, don't you.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: Think because I picked because I was like at one
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: point I was like how much is even in this beer?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: And I picked up completely full. So I was like, well,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to throw away his full.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Beer collamorative bottle.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fucking hell dude.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just sat there and watched it they were struck.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: Like Roan did a Roan had an insanely scummy move.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: I will bring up it was very funny and I
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: think I was the only one that caught it. We
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: were so when we were in between not getting let
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: into the party. When we went to the casino, Roan
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: lost his ID, but he had a backup idea that
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: was expired, and we wait. We had to wait in
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: line to go into the casino to show all of
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: our IDs, and like Max and Jack went first, and
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: then Rome was third, and of course they scan Rone's
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: ID and valid id. Ron's lying being like they told
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: me to come back here to pick up my IDs.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: Then this lady's on the phone with like her supervisor
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: being like, this guy's here, he said needs to pick
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: up his he needs to pick up his ID. And
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: then while that's happening, Max is getting like swarmed by
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: a bunch of people at the casino. And then that
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: dude comes in behind us, and then this lady's on
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: the phone being like, they're saying, we can't let you in.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: And then when she sees Max get swarmed, and then
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: she sees this dude that's actually that was on the
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: team behind us, She's like, oh shit, are you guys players?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: And then while this is happening, Max gets the text
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: back from Big Dom saying come in. We're ready. So
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: we're leaving, and the ladies like they're players. She's on
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: the phone with her supervisor and like they're players. Like,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: and she's like, no, you guys can come in. And
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: Roan turns around and he goes, we're.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: Good, bro, I like every single details due and I'm
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: fully on his show.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: No you didn't see what should I have done once?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: Once?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: You didn't see it? Oh no, no, no, wait, I
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: forgot that.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: She asked if we were players, and Rone goes, yes,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: we're players, and then she turns to me and she goes,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: you guys are players, and then Roan's looking at me
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: and I just didn't reply. For the life of me,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: I can't look this lady in the eyes who's doing
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: her job and say, yes, I'm on the Eagles. We
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: just won the Super Bowl.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean in the game, you know you're wearing Patriots.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: But she couldn't see his lower half. All she saw
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: was his Eagles question, so he looked like he could
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: have been like a holder.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: I guess I guess to me, I read that as
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: him trying to be resourceful. He's in a pinch, you know.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: The way that the way that I read it is
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: this lady was doing her job. She he gave her
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: an expired ID, she's asking her supervisor if we can
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: get it let in, and now she just finds out
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: that she just turned down the Eagles who just won
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: the Super Bowl, and then we all leave. She probably
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: got fired. So so in your ideal world, they probably
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: fired her on like you didn't let in the Eagles.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: In your ideal world, she probably got fired immediately.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. Yes, so they probably commented her
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: for for being true to the idea.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: They were probably like, what do they look like? And
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: they were like it was a white dude, and they're like,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: you just turned down Cooper Dejene. Cooper Dejene just tried
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: to get into Caesars.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Because so you think, hang on, just for a second,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: you think that we should have once Big Dom said
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: we can go to the party, we should have gone
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: into the casino and spent some time just to satisfy
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: this lady.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: No, no, I think we should have definitely left. But
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: I think you should said by way were not pulling
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: out on the team.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, dude, that's crazy. What what you've come this far? Dude?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: We were we were not far. And also him being
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: him being at the front entrance, him being like, we're good.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: I don't read that as like, no, you had your
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: I read it.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: Plans the way that he's the way that he turned back,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: like I was the only one that caught it. The
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: way that he turned back and said we're good was
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: like you've you've you made you made a mistake that was.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: Left.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: He was trying to play it well.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: Now when I I confronted him about it immediately after,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: he was dying laughing.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: That's funny.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was funny the way you put it.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: She got she's gone. You could call the casino right
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: now and be like, she's still working there. We don't
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: even know what you're talking about.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: She guys got dragged.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: Beneath so dramatic.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: It was, dude. Watching I was because I was right
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: behind Ron, so I'm watching this lady in her head,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: She's like, holy ship, these are the Eagles. I've I
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: just told them, well.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Dud, if we had had to get into the super Bowl,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: if we had had to get into the casino. She scrammed,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: if we wanted to get into the casino and we
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: hadn't got the callback from Big Dom, you not playing
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: along with it would have fucked me.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: I was fully ready to leave. Yeah, you were just
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: gonna leave.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying like you could have just easily played
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: along just like yeah, and we would have been able
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: to get in and killed some time. But you refusing
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: to be like yeah, to just go with it for
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: a second. I didn't. Almost got me like, I didn't.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: I did not go with it.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: I just didn't play along.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: She's no, no, no, no, no, no, I never, I never,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: I never.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: I never like show like a guy who he's buying
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: beer in front of you with a fake ID and
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: you're like you might want to look that.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: Is your body?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: One?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Not at all.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: I cannot tell you.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: There's this young girl, it's like the biggest night of
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: her entire life. She's working in the front desk at
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: the casino.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: Are you in love with this fucking ID checker?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: No? And and why do you why do you care
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: to see people taking photos with Max? She goes, Oh
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: my god, are you guys players? Roun goes, yeah, we're
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: on the team. And then and then she looks at
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: me and she goes, you're playing.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: I don't even say yeah, we're on the team. She said, oh,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: you guys are on the team. I was like yeah,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: and then she she was like me, you're on the team.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: And then you just and I just looked at herund
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: I just looked around. Now yeah, uh the way look,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: I was just all I'm imagining is they're sending I
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: just imagine them sending like the owner of the casino
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: down to come greet the Eagles just standing there.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: That's so dramatic.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think he would have done that. The Eagles
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: have been in and out the entire week, like.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: Jason five minutes after they won the Super Bowl.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: But that's not that's not how it went down. And
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Egle could have gotten in. There was a hundred players
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: on the Eagles.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: Also, look, let's break this down all right in the
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: most simplest terms. You guys had a plan, which was
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: to go into the casino, right, that was your plan.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: His id situation is a speed bump, but he is
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: being resourceful so as to not fuck the group over. Everyone.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: We're all going I'm gonna do whatever I can so
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: that we as a group don't have to go somewhere.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Else amazing to anything anybody beforehand to put anxiety on
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: them like, oh, I don't know if I'll be able
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: to get it. I got to the front and I
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: did what I had to do, and I was like, task,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: back me up on this one, and he just like
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: flows up.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: And then and then I cannot tell a lie and
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: then like yeah, well, and then and then and then
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: your plans changed in the middle of it, and and
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: you know now it's like, okay, well whatever, we don't
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: have to lie anymore.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: And then, but you wanted me to be like you
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: wanted me to have like a bed like bedside confessional,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: a death bed confessional to.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: I wanted you when we were leaving, I wanted to
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: turn around and go, we're not on the team. Why though,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: what is that she did so that she didn't.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Ruin to get Why do you think she's going to
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: get fired?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: Because she just turned in her head and in the
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: in the boss's head, in her boss's head, she just
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: turned down like five star players on the Eagles.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: I can't believe how much you have run this up
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: the flag pole. I haven't.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: I really, I didn't even remember it until just now.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: But I'm saying, in your mind and it went to
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: the pit boss went to like I in the sky
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: is like checking the fucking quadrucept muscles and comparing those.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: Who's bigger than in that situation, who's bigger that could
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: have walked into that casino?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: But you you really think that she thought that me, you,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: and Jack McCarthy were Eagles players.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: She did for some reason.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if she suggested it, if she said, oh, are
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: you guys players, that's on her Yes, look at your body,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: no offense.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Look at our bodies, me, you, and Jack McCarthy.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like Max. Max would need to be four
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: hundred pounds heavier to actually be an offensive lineman. Yeah.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: I don't see any issue with what he did. I don't.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: I think it's very funny.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: How I bet if we were there and you were there,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: that you would have turned around and said we're not
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: on the team.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: No, I don't know, because I wouldn't wanted to throw
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: him under the bus like that. You would have, No,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: It's crazy how you sided should have I should go
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: back and tell her it's crazy how you sided with her.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: She probably hasn't slept since it happened.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: She probably got slept. Yeah, No, it's just it's like,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: you should be on my side in this situation.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: I was on your side in the beginning, and I
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: was on your side. Then you did it before the
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: first night?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: Did you do this? A couple of times?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: He didn't say we were on the team, but he lies.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: I never said we were on the team.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: No, until they asked if you were on the team
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: and you said yes, What did.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: You do the first night? How'd you get in? The
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: first thing you said, Well.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: He said, he said, I'm not going to gamble. I
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: just have to go pick up my ID. And the
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: lady was like, all right, that's fine.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so he's And then the two dudes who.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Brought us in, these two uh they Nola locals.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: Nola locals. They were like, what was see because there's
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: a big line to get in on Friday night or
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: Saturday night. And they're like, we have a like we
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: know about a secret entrance underground. And we followed them
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: and then we were like they had ended up being
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: real and then we got in, like me and the
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: two dudes got in and we were waiting for Ron
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: and we were like standing like right next to the desk.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: And then the second that Rome was like, I'm not
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: going to gamble, I'm just gonna go pick up my ID,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: and he like walks by and then one of the
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: dudes just turns to round and he's like he's like,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: how on earth did you just get did you just
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: finagle or like did you just scheme through that? I
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: don't know, And it was like the lady was like
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: literally one foot away. It's like she very clearly heard
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: they said, and then we just went in.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: I think that this is a product of you know,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: you you've never had to like fight to buy a beer.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: You missed that eighteen to twenty one window where you
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: know you had to do whatever you could to convince
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: a bar to let you in even if you were
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: under age or we're not true.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: And I've been with him twice when he had fake
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: IDE's taken away and I did everything I could to
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: get him into those bars, and I did myself taken away.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: I would leave the bar with him.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: This feels like where did we've just gone down a
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: completely different topic here. What do you mean how does that?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: How does you go into a different bar with me
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: six years?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: Because that shows that shows that I was in with you.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: That shows that I was anything else to do with us.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: I didn't like.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: I wasn't like, oh no, check his ship, like he's
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: probably like fake. I didn't do that either. You basically did. No,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't. If you if you said in front of
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: those boucers in Philly like hey, like like are I
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: twenty one, I'd be like, yeah, he's twenty one.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Also, two things happened here. The first time that I
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: got my ID taking with you, you did not come
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: back with me. Me and Owen went to a bar
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: by ourselves in Nashville. No, in Philly.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: No, I went with you guys.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: No, you did not own How long were we at
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: that bar together before I showed up? Hours before I
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: showed up. Yeah, we were smoking SIGs inside. It was
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: a SIGs inside bar. It was the it was just
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: him and this is what I was drinking. No, it
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: was just I was just shit faced and we were
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: just ripping.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: So we all came.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: How did you even know to go to that bar?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Because you guys never remember we had to we we
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: don't talked about in the bar. We had to t
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: walked to another bar to meet him.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: He told you about that bar, and you think that
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: you just went to h I was that random bar.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: Me and o'member the last ones in line. I'm sitting there.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: They're chopping my ID in half, and Roan's inside being like, sorry, bro,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to tell.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: You, but that's what happened. Birds though that's what you
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: would have done.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: I guess I'll just go home.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: No, we went to the other bar it was, and
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: we were with Trent. Now yes the tricks in the
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: office show, and we all came to that bar. I
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: brought everybody to that shitty ass dog. After that barca
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: your bar closed, No it didn't.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: They were like closing. We're like last call, and you're like, oh,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: I think I know another ques. You know what you're
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: doing right now.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: You're doing what you always do, which is that you
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: realize he's right. So now you're just changing the fucking.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Lying about that story.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: He's a hero over here making up these details. I
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: was in every time you got an ID take, and
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: I would be right there by your side.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: But I believe that, but.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: It's not it's not true.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: I was there. That's exactly what happens. It's it's literally
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: not true. You're insane.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what happened when we got when I told this,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: when we had in Nashville and my id got, I
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: was I almost I was almost sent to prison in Nashville.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: The level of hoops that I was jumping through. We
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: all got in Rome with standing outside like laughing with
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: his wife being like this is insane.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: I was laughing.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: He was like the fact that he was like the
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: fact that we have to deal with this is ridiculous.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: No, you had, remember, I remember, and you wouldn't put
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: a beer down. I remember the second you had you
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: were like grabbing up other people like two fats.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: I remember sitting there being like humiliated that I'm holding
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: up this line as they're like they're like running my
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: d through like nine different scanners.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: Clearly in Nashville, Philly.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: In Nashville. No, you got into the bar, and I
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: remember I remember going back outside to like talk to
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: Roan and be like I'm so sorry, and he looks
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: at me and he goes, he goes, Dude, we're past
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: an age where like this is not even like okay
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: that we have to deal with this kind of bullshit.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: He goes, He goes me and me and my wife
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: bought tickets to go to this show, and you've ruined.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: And I was like, dude, I'm so sorry.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry because you because you were in the
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: bar and you had extras on your hand, and they
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: just kept up. They came up to you twice and
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: they were like, just don't hold the beer, and you
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: wouldn't put down the beer like they were PlayStation controllers.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: You were white knuckling two beers and then you eventually
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: got kicked out. This is if the story that this
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: is from.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: I actually got a ton of people were mad at
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: me for this because I said that the bouncer was
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: an asshole, and and all the barstool fans were like, oh,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: because he's doing his job of that fucking bitch, sass
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: makes it he's an asshole because he has to do
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: his job.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: So that's why you're going security guards side the security
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: lady's side in Nola, because you want the approval of
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: the barstool and.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: Totally does your like adherence to respecting the people who
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: check ideas that is not a consistent policy. If you
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: had gotten that barstool bouncer, if you would have, if
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: you could have, you would have not.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: In a million years. I'm not about losing. People lose
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: their jobs.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: But would what did you go on and say it
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: or tweet it?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Dad?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: I'm not a lunatic.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: He clipped it on, boy Dad though, and put it
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: on his TikTok.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: No, I did not.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: I don't even remember where I talked about it, boy Dad.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: I talked about I talked about it like it was
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: a funny story, because it was, and then people took
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: it as the wrong way.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: You were like, we need to get that. That bouncer
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: fired one hundred tweets.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: That guy was a lunatic, though. Do you remember him? Yeah,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: he was like like up on the catwalk, he.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Like changed out for he was like wearing changed his hat. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: he changed his hat. He was wearing like a pig
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: cat or something like that, and he changed.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: He was working the front door of this like it
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: was like a show slash bar and he was working
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: the front.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: Door barstool bar. This was just a way before.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: This was years ago.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: It was like a showcase or something that like like
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: local bands or something.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: And uh, this is when you were drinking. So was
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: the nineties.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: This was I was like nineteen when this happened. And
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: in the nineteen nineties, and I remember eighteen nineteen. I
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: remember like me, it was me and my buddy Matt
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: and we we uh they let us. They eventually they
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: let us go in, but they were like you can't
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: what yeah, and they're like you can't go in, or
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: you can go in, but you can't drink. And we
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: were like, all right, we'll go in. We're still gonna drink,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: but well we'll say we're not going into and then
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: we would like Roam bought us beers and we'd like
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: take the beer and you'd like you'd take like a
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: sip and then like as you're taking a sip, you'd
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: like look at the corner of your eye and you'd
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: see the dude that was working the front door. Must
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: have been like someone swap with me. I want to
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: be inside for this one.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: I'm going to catch thegether.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: I'm going to call it dude.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: Like you'd see him like lurking behind a wall, like eyes.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: Right on you, and dude, what you like, look around,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: there's nobody in sight. You take a sip, and he
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: like jumped out one second away from.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: That's what happened. Remember, we had the beers and all
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: of a sudden we just feel a hand on our
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: shoulder and it's him, and he's like, you're getting out
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: of here.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: So so me and my wife just hung out with
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: Peters the rest of the night. Now you got we
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: all got kicked out with a bar, yeah exactly, and
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: we left with you.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: I think that you doing what you did shows the
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: resourcefulness that you have, where you went into the bar
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: and said, Okay, I did what I had to get
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: in and now I'm going to drink. Yeah. Yeah, that's
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: all he was trying to do with the casino.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. But like I didn't go up to the
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: bouncer and be like, you don't who you're sucking, who
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: you're who you're denying right now? I didn't either, that's me, Like,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: I didn't do that. I wasn't doing that.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wasn't trying to make the guy feel bad
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: about himself for not letting us in.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't try to make her feel bad either.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: Run that I'll never forget when you turned around and
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: you went, we're good.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: I read that as Lewis No.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: It was like it was it was like a you
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: fucked up.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: You fucked up, you will deal with I think you're
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: your context over that.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: I know the look he gave to that lady, that
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: was one hundred percent.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: It was the most look, making the biggest mountain.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: And right before we went into the casino, he said
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: he's not taking an L tonight. Those were he like
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: he was on one.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: No, I said, we're not taking L. As far as
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: getting into that, NOx was like, we're not. We're worried about,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: like getting into the party. I was like, dude, we're
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: gonna get it. We're not taking L.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: We just want In general. Rome was stating he's not
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: taking an L tonight, and when he turned I mean,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: I'll never I'll never forget the look it was.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: I screamed laughing when he did it, and I went
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: I literally as soon as he did, I went wrong,
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  Speaker 3: you are such an asshole.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: As the lady is.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: The lady dude like we're walking out and she's like, no, no, come,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: you guys are good, you can come back, and Roan
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: turns around and goes, we'll be all right, we got
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: better plans.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, you you should have stayed at the casino. Then,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: if it was so important to you to make this
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: lady feel good, why didn't you just stay at the casino.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: I didn't give a fuck about making the lady feel good.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: I just didn't want her to. I never I didn't
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: want to walk into the casino and be like you're
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: getting like we may as well have walked up and
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: be like you're gonna lose your job tonight.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: You're the only person that's describing this like.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: No one else, no one else saw it happen. But
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: she was never speaking of which you said, like you're
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: you're saying all this shit about like me not being
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: like riding with you. Everyone else was gone. I was
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: standing there waiting with you.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Max was behind us.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: Max was behind us at the bar. He was gone.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: He had already gone through. You were the last one
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: in line, and.
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  Speaker 4: I was waiting for you.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: I was waiting because I knew your ide was fucked.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: You were I'm gonna you were trying to make Bryce
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: Hoff believe that like you were still a funny guy.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: When it came up to you, you were like running
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: the fucking new Hall. I didn't even know he was
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: big shot.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: He knew who I was.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: Did you get new sneakers?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: I did when I was down there?
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Did you throw away your black sambas?
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: No? I still got him, but I was it was
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: so hot when we were down there, and I was
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: wearing shorts, and the sambas and shorts is a it's
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: not a good just a terrible look.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: I catch a glimpse of myself in like a reflection
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: of a store, and I'll be like, dude, I'm about
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: to go play indoor soccer right now, right?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, Wow, that's very funny. Well awesome, so you know,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 4: pretty cool. How late did you guys stay out the
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 4: night of the super Bowl? Not late.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: I stayed down until like two thirty. Roan stayed down
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: until like five. He was a fucking mess when he
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: got home. I had to hold his hair back. No.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: I got home and I thought, sae, I got I
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: got home at like three forty five.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: You got home at like four fifteen.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: I'll show you the text you texted me at three
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: forty eight saying I was.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: Like, you want to get McDonald's.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: I was still awake, and I was so hungry and
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: I was like, I might order McDonald's. Would you want anything?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: And he was like they already got Wendy's. And then
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: I was like fuck yes. And then I had the
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: aria in the airport.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: All of you were staying at the AIRBNBT guy, there
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: was like.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: Three because it was the same they rent out the
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: big space to do like the yak and the rundown
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: and all that shit. And then they had it through
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: through Monday and it was like three different apartments because
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: they had like the security guys were staying there.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: Cool okay, and then yeah, like the next day is Monday.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: You guys were too banged up to get home at
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 4: a decent time, right.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't even that I was ready to go,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: but it was there was no flights.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were very fucked on flight. Did you not
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: have flight return flights?
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: We didn't. I didn't have a return flight until Wednesday,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: and then when I booked it on Wednesday. So Wednesday,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: I'm in my hotel room. I'm texting Megan to trying
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: to get like we're trying to figure out flights. I
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: text Rona, I'm like, what flight are you on? He's like, oh,
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: I don't have a flight back, and I was like oh.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: I was like, dude, these things are selling out like
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: by the second. Like I would be like sad, I'd
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: send Megan a flight and too should like it just
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: sold out. So I'm looking through the flights and I'm like,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at like shit, that's going to like it's
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: going to like Vancouver and then to New York, like
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: the worst layovers you could possibly imagine. And I finally
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: I find an American Airlines flight direct flight and I
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: send it to Rona. I'm like, I'm about to grab
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: this get on this flight. It's like the last direct
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: flight available. And then Roan got the last ticket, and
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: then I didn't get I didn't get a ticket on
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: that flight, and so I had a layover in Charlotte,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: which wasn't bad, but I ended up missing that flight
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: altogether because the traffic was so bad. So I ended
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: up having to use all of my miles and rebook
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: a flight.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: You Delta, you are impossible.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: Well, I will say it wasn't one hundred percent of
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: my fault. We were. I was in an uberg with
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: someone who barely spoke any English, and and she just
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: holds up Google Translate and she goes, I have to
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: get gas on the way to the airport. I'm not
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: going to type back into my phone and be.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: Like, no, well that's it.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, no, it's the same in every line.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just said no.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: But uh, it was bad the way back.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: Uh, it was part of the joke.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: I love that you two spent one week together, and
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 4: now the typical bickering that happens between us has absolutely
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: set in between you.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: Two because you guys get to spend time together all
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: I know, well he and I owe Yeah, exactly. The
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: more time you spend with Sass, the more you bicker
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: with him. Yeah, and you guys are now bickering, and
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: I'm just sitting here.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: We didn't really bicker much. It was really I honestly
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: like felt bad half the time because it was just
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: be like I'd just be laying in bed and I'd
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: just be texting around and being like, what's the move?
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: What are you?
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? No, all you'd be texting me
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: was like I have lava coming out of me right now.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: No, I texted I had to text it.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: I to like that.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, look, actual lava. I'm screaming on the toilet.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: I might have to shower in the Delta lounge.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: That was bad.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: This is I I've one of those every single day.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: Those Wendy Spicy Nuggets sucked me up every single time.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: So you went out and got the Wendy's when they
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: all ordered it.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it takes a jack. And I said, you guys,
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: get food, and he said, just got here. And I
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: walked over and grabbed two things and then went back
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: to my room.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: It's such anti social. I talked to them.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: I talked to them for a minute.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: Oh man.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: It was fun though. It was very fun.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: It was a good time.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: Awesome.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: Fuck yah, fun episode.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be in Boston ex weekend.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: Nice. I'm doing New Brunswick on March ninth, nineteenth. No,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: it's got to be the ninth. March ninth, New Brunswick,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: New Jersey. No, excuse me, March eighth, New Brunswick, New
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: Jersey Distress Factory. You're coming along for that?
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: I am cool.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 4: And then I've got Providence April tenth to the twelfth,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: and that's like selling out. So tickets at Punch Up
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: Dot Live, Punch Up Dot Punch up dot live slash
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: Francis sell Us. Yeah, more dates coming, so keep your
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 4: head on a swivel.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got Boston next week. Those are like almost
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: sold out, so don't wait until last minute because they
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: will sell out and I can't get people extra tickets,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: So don't DM me and ask for extra tickets because
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: I don't have that power. And then I'm doing I'm
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: going to Atlanta the week after that, Helium, and then
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: I'm like in fucking Canada for like three months, and
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: then I'm in Philly and Philly Helium and may nice
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: Harry said a website dot com or the Little Sasquatch
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: website dot com. And I think I have a punch
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: Up live as well.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 4: Now you do, I think?
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: So?
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Good cool? All right, thanks everyone, Thanks guys. You know,
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 4: be careful what the fuck you ask for?
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: We not a pretty city.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: We a gritty city.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 9: One hot too, Kansas City, fuck you. The type of
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 9: ship we run through Sat Kwan might jump you. Tell
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 9: your quarterback he'll catch your backhand slack because Philly's got
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 9: the motion that we can't stand past. Oh yeah, I
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 9: think we have their number. Jason Bettter grabbed your brother, CJ.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 9: Didn't play for the buffs. But he's a Travis Hunter
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 9: for shoving up daisies, having pushing his Zelias. Gotta suit
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 9: for your funeral, Travis perfectly tailored Chris Jones.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 8: How you stopping this?
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: What's the hypothesis? Can fuck with that? Are running back?
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: Is the right now for risk? Yet you'll catch a
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: donkey kick. We got the bottles tracks.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: He's King Kong.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 9: We got big doms who will be popping Chris. Yeah,
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 9: we're playing whack them on with Pat Mahons.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: He's dad man. Brad Mann turned him to a bag
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: of moms.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 9: It's got me laughing every time I see a flag
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 9: what's wrong because I know that' shit's more made up
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 9: than shaferrow and make them pack for home, throw them
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 9: in a catedcomb, you see Zach Nicole, but Nolan taking
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 9: back the draw. Yeah, we're telling Pat Mahoons at Daddy's home,
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 9: and we're not talking about his drunk driving shadow wrong,
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 9: Kermits feeling froggy.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: He can knuckle up.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 9: You Rotchet Deevil and the reps trying to throuble up
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 9: talking to officials all game.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: Catch him sucking up. Flop flop, flop flop flop Pat.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 9: Fucking up smoke him like a newport looking like the
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 9: food port. So official, blow the whistle because they're coming
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 9: up too short. Race the gag cooked, Kareem's catching hooks
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 9: on game. Damn a j I just played by the buck.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah let the match. Just see get the gasoline. We
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 9: reached the ball. Grease the poles go and get the basline.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: They're on a limb, like why they have to be?
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: Andy Reid a limits just the breech to me.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 7: I cut them off.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 9: The family tree rings at an end and we're about
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 9: to see a step decline.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: That dynasty is old. Andy gree between the line wanted
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: one more shot, but now we won't get it.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 9: If you wanted one more shot, better make it an
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 9: old zeppech Captain whiteouts Hollywood.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: The other has booble all these tik tok dances.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 9: Man, that's just bad juju bus Harrison Bucker is such
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 9: an arrogant fucker. He just rubbed me the wrong way,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 9: like he's there justin sucker. Yeah, d back's about they
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 9: hit him up.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: Old line's like a semi track.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 9: Everybody screaming NFL red, Well, we don't give a fuck.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 9: Debate of their existence, like gonna play by Tom Hardy
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 9: and we're not quit until we got that long party.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: Let's be really, We're a city that fucking mean the
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: fucking country and homicides every year. We're not a pretty city.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: We're a pretty silly