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If she's spicy white then I'm light skinned · Papa Gut

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  I don't know why I say spicy white.
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  I'm going to give you 3 examples right now.
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  Oh, I you Italian. My siblings names, for example
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  OK Panayioti. I don't know how to say that
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  it's my. Little brother.
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  Why would you name your little brother panties?
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  Panayioti. Not a hard name to say.
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  Not at all. Panayioti.
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  They were calling him Otis Panayioti.
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  That makes sense to me. Otis.
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  Because it sounds like the last few letters are Otis.
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  That makes sense. Panayoti Otis.
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  Do you see what I mean? Yeah.
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  My sister's name, Katarina, they were calling her.
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  Katarina. Catherine Katarina.
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  Such an easy name. They were calling her Catherine.
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  Katarina what? What is her name?
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  Katrina Cat. Yeah, and then my other brother,
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  Dimitri. Dimitri.
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  Dimitri Yeah. Easiest name.
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  Probably one of the easiest names.
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  Dimitri, these are all white names, yeah.
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  They can't say Dimitri. They got to say Dimitri or
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  Jimmy. You can't say Dimitri.
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  Come on. Come on.
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  All right. And I hear what motherfucker
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  want to say. Oh, you're white, babes.
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  No, I'm not. I'm not white.
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  I'm spicy white. What does that mean?
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  You got the Sprite? Sprite Spicy for white people.
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  I'm freaking Italian. I'm not from the mountains of
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  the caucus. It's.
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  Like, see, I told you, Italians, fucking Italian people, they
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  think that this is the fucking problem.
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  It's always Italicism in my experience.
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  My best friends are Italian, and also Italians are the most
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  racist white people I've ever met.
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  OK, there's nothing wrong with that.
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  And they're also like, oh, oh, I don't really like this color,
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  but also I'm not white. It's like, well, you know, you
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  got to kind of pick one if you want to be a fucking.
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  So you know, I'm just saying, damn, what is this other flag?
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  I don't know this is a medical flag or something.
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  Like a lot of young motherfuckers, I'm from the
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  Mediterranean, OK, Greek and Italian, spicy white.
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  You can call me a crouton, not a cracker.
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  I feel like Hispanic people are the only ones I could say
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  they're spicy white 'cause I mean, if you're a white Hispanic
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  guy, you're white, right? But you could be spicy white
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  then, you know, I don't think you're having an identity
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  crisis. I'm invited to the cookouts.
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  I'm not calling the cops. You know that kind of white.
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  What the fuck would you call the cops for?
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  What the hell That that felt racist.
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  Why would you call the cops? Like just like, what is what's
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  going on with the cookout that you'd call cops?
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  Also, here's the thing, hot take you like saying that you're
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  invited the cookout is like saying that you're an ally of
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  something. Oh, I'm a I'm a gay ally.
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  I'm a trans ally. I'm a that's really not for you
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  to say black people would invite you to the cookout.
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  Now, she is a thick white woman. And so I, I know a lot of
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  Haitian people and Jamaican people that would love her.
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  There's nothing wrong with that, by the way.
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  I think it's a beautiful thing. I think that's incredible.
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  No stronger bond in the world. But like, you know, you should
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  wait to get invited to the cookout and you shouldn't be
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  saying that. It feels like, it feels like
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  some kind of appropriation. You know, it feels wrong, feels
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  inappropriate, you know? And I love when people ask me
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  where I get my coffee from when I bring it to work because it
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  looks so delicious and it looks so good.
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  My kitchen. Oh wow, it just looks like a lot
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  of sugar and foam and coffee and milk.
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  Milk. It's cool frappe great guys.
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  Got a frappe? Got it.
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  Coffee. Frappe, not whipped coffee like
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  they like to. Say frappe.
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  So just to be absolutely clear here, you're telling me that you
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  made this coffee in a plastic container with a plastic straw?
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  Come on. That just seems not
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  environmentally conscious. I feel like you would at least
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  get like a reusable container. So Duncan and Starbucks could
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  never, could never frappe A1 frappe.
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  How do you roll your Rs like that?
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  Oh spicy white comes with a spicy white?
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  Wow, I wish I was this level of delusional.
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  Oh guys, did you know she's from New York?
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  And if you've never heard of Pine Bush, NY, just know this.
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  It's called the UFO Capital of the East Coast and I.
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  Could I? Honestly, you couldn't have put
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  a a a better. You couldn't have made a better
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  better stereotype with ChatGPT and Green might have been able
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  to, but I mean, holy. That's something somebody just
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  made-up back in the 80s and 90s, a book called Silent Invasion
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  Documentation. All right, Oh, she's an alien
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  person too. Holy.
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  Not like a like a like actual aliens, not some kind of weird
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  thing. Now she's doing first time home
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  buyer content. What the alien conspiracies
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  first time homebuyer. What else is there?
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  General Hospital fans? I don't even know what that is.
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  This is a video of what she finds funny and.
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  You know what I find so, so funny?
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  That the Internet has really shown me that the literacy
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  levels in this country are astronomically low
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  astronomically. I took you the Internet to hear
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  that. Don't think many of the people
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  on the Internet can add to and to.
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  I don't think they're they're understanding the concept of a
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  lot of things and. I feel like you might be one of
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  those people I. Could just tell by a lot of the
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  comments that I'm getting. It's absolutely hysterical and
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  among all the hate DMS and comments and all the DMS and
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  comments that are telling me to go myself and that's.
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  Whoa, censor. That is an option.
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  I've gotten so many positive ones.
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  That's so beautiful for you girl.
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  I'm happy. Why does it say surviving Greek
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  childhood? She just said she was an
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  Italian. All the other flag was Greek.
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  I thought it was a medical flag. We made it to the food eating
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  content. It really seems like they're
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  really trying to be a content creator, but I guess they're
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  doing something right. I don't know.
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  I've had enough of her. Incredible.