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S5: Ep. 8 Provolone Jones: The Lies Women Tell Beloved · Mind Triggers Podcast

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Anything that's said on this podcast has nothing to do with
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the host of Mind Triggers hosts. These do not hold them
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accountable. Nothing to do with them.
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You are now listening to the Mind Triggers podcast.
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What up this Jay always in the background?
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I'm juicy. Annie Luke.
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And today we have a new member to the Mind Tricks family, a man
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who said the man that knows something knows that he knew.
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God damn. What time, baby?
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You just mean? You got it that hot, Henny.
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That hot Henny got to me, yo, I ain't even alive.
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That baked Henny, That Carl cooling.
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That air fryer, Henny. I'll let me take it from the
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top, I welcoming new members of the Mantrix family, a man who
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said the man that knows something knows that he knows
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nothing at all, beloved and sincere.
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What's up, Sir? Peace.
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How? You doing?
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Peace, beloved. Welcome to the Welcome to the
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Family to the Mantrix family. I appreciate y'all having me
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man, I feel good in here. Y'all got it.
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It's loving here. Appreciate you.
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We'd be curious like how you how you came across this because we
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don't be knowing how much bucks would be coming across that
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shit. Listen, man, the streets you, I
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mean, you know, a little bit of Instagram and family a little
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bit and you know, just just connected the dots a little bit
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like I. May be working out here.
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Right. Yeah, I'm making some noise for
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sure. For sure.
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Yeah, I'm busy. I got a busy day right now.
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Yeah, I got a lot going on If. That's in a good way.
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Or oh. Yeah, just be out here, you
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know, So, so tell the people about yourself.
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What what? What if you want to tell them?
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Hey man, well, listen everybody call me beloved, you know, or
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Agave Sasson Provolone Jones. I'm a man of many names.
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So you know what I what I like to do is is try to survive
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brother. That's all I could do.
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That's all I got for y'all like I'm I'm trying to make it, but
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you know I'm, I'm new to this. Who the That's me.
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So where you where you from? Like where you grew up at?
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Plainfield, NJ man, what they call.
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What they call Plainfield, they got a nickname.
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Anything P Funk, PLFD, Queen City, It's a lot of names.
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What's what's some spots in Plainfield that that everybody
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either don't go or check out? What you mean like you trying to
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enjoy yourself or? Yeah, yeah.
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What you trying to do or? Don't like like in Newark?
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Don't like, don't go to number blocks in Newark.
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Everybody know that? Oh, man, Good.
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No, you good out there, man? You know, just they know who
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they looking for out there. It's not nowhere where you can't
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just go chill at, you know, something happened.
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That's what they were looking for.
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That's all. That's all.
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Shit. That's good then.
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Shit. Yeah, you're good out there.
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What's some life lessons you learn?
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Listen, life lessons like to be more specific, like open, open
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it up for me a little bit like what you mean period.
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Like it's. Overall just same thing.
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Like you can give some advice to to to the younger you if.
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I could get some advice to the younger me.
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I would say keep your weenie in your pants boy.
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Don't be out there having too much fun.
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Shit, damn and and don't be loving them hoes, yeah?
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Yeah, them hoes is lovable though.
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Yeah, they get you in trouble, man.
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Child support, you know what I mean?
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They want this shit back. You want to go to court or you
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want to go home? Which one?
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Which one do you? Want.
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OK, you know, yeah, that that's what I would really tell the
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fifteen 1617 year old me. Don't do it.
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Juicy, would you tell younger Juicy?
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Don't do it. Don't do it.
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Don't do that *** that she was doing.
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Don't do it. Don't really love them?
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You bored? Run away.
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Stay focused, yes? Message Yeah it.
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Hurts. You.
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The streets. Bye, first of all, because we're
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not about to attack women right now.
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What's some red flags about yourself?
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What you mean beloved? Ain't no red flags about me.
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Bye everybody got red. Everything green.
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That's not true, all right. That's not true all.
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Right, So what you mean red flags about me?
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Everybody got some red flags. Is that the?
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Mayonnaise. Perfect.
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No. I, I, I feel perfect right now.
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I don't know if you're going to ask me.
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That's the Henny talking. I don't.
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Do nothing. Nobody.
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I never bothered nobody in my life but the way you can keep it
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safe and keep it clean is stay out of people phone and you
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won't have to work. God damn not touch that phone
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message. So wait, hey, what's that
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saying? They say, I guess if you look at
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somebody shit, you're going to find something that.
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You want to see if you look in trouble, you'll.
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Find it. Yeah.
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Like even if they're not cheating on you, you're going to
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find something is going to be a text from.
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It's going to be. You know what I mean?
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It's going to say Big Dick Raheem and you'll be like.
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You got that author fist cutting your fist up, man.
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It's something you don't want to see in there.
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Put it like that, even if they're not messing around on
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you. Shit, you ever want this on my?
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Phone. No.
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Yeah, I did. That's how.
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I everybody, at least one time. Yeah, that's how I know not to
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do it. Yeah, I've been there.
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I don't want to give me. One thing about somebody phone.
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I have so. Everybody Melania time,
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everybody phone. Now what?
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What did you do with that information that you saw?
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I might have saved it to a later date.
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I might have reacted immediately.
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See, just depends on how severe what I found was.
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You holding problems in your pocket for later.
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Yeah, just like a Virgo. Virgo.
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That's what they do, I've learned.
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Virgo is wow. I'm a Virgo expert brother.
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I will do that. I'm a wholesome shit.
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That that do sound like some Virgo shit.
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I don't. Care how long it's going to be.
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That's when you backed into a court.
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You got to pull it out like. That fag.
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Fag. 1985 I never I never forget.
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He was on the loop. We was on the loop hotline,
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remember I? Saw you and Caleb.
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What? What?
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Yeah. Damn Virgos.
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What? Damn.
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We will hold some shit for a long ass time.
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Yeah bro y'all really do that. September Virgos and August what
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August Virgos is like, you know, a little different, but
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September ones they be, they be holding on Real, real, real,
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real. I'm I was raised by August
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Frego. They sweet.
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No, they. Got you.
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No, they're all fucking manipulative if you ask me.
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But. They gonna look out for.
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You, me being a defiant Pisces that I am, I'm gonna rebel some.
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So I'm gonna figure you out and then I'm gonna out fucking do
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you. What?
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Period. Pisces.
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I don't know you have. A.
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You have a what? What was the sign that that you
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won't deal with again? We gonna just have to go with my
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sign Aquarius. You know I can't deal with my
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own sign. I think a lot of people were
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like that. I can't deal with my own sign.
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I would never date a pace. Definitely domestic.
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When that happen it's sign on sign.
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Yeah, you can't. You can't bro.
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What about so so we shit? What's a good sign then?
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No. I'm I'm drunk of Virgos.
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I like Virgos, my wife a Virgo. Congrats.
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Congrats. Hold on now.
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Hold on. My wife, Both daughters?
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Yeah, her brother and sister. Damn.
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Yeah, I'm a Virgo expert. I got them all.
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I know them. You had a you had a great New
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Year's. Yeah, that exactly.
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That's. When it came every New Year's
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Eve, blah blah. Wait both of them at the same
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time. Fucking hot Hennessy.
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Hot Henny got all this fucking up over here.
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I'm shocked if if y'all don't know, don't never drink.
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No fucking hot Hennessy. Yeah, that shit is like fucking
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drinking fucking alcohol. Rubbing alcoholism.
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For real? Bombing feeling, Yeah.
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About to be in here arm wrestling.
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Now, important question. Let's get serious real quick.
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Already. Yeah, are you a titty man or ass
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man? I'm I'm, I'm at the bottom.
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I like hips, ass. I don't really like them yetis
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that much. They don't really do nothing for
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me. You know what I mean?
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I don't. I don't need no yetis.
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Juice. There's J always in the
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background. I'm juicy.
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Andy, Luke. And today we have a new member
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to the Montric family, a man who said the man that knows
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something knows that he knew. God damn.
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Time, baby. You got it that hot, Henny.
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That hot Henny got to me. Yo, I ain't gonna lie.
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I baked Henny. That car cooling.
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Henny. That air fryer, Henny.
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Let me take him for the top. I welcome a new members of the
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Mantrix family, a man who said, the man that knows something
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knows that he knows nothing at all.
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Beloved. Sincere.
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What's up, Sir? Peace.
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How you doing? Peace, beloved.
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Welcome to the Welcome to the family to the Mantra family.
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I appreciate y'all having me man.
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I feel good in here. Y'all got it.
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It's loving here. Appreciate you.
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That we'd be curious like how you how you keep across those,
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'cause we don't be knowing how motherfuckers be coming across
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that shit. Listen, man, the streets you, I
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mean, you know, a little bit of Instagram and family a little
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bit and you know, just just connected the dots a little bit
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like I may. Be working out here.
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Right. Yeah, yeah, I'm making some
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noise for sure, For sure. Yeah, I'm busy.
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I got a busy day right now. Yeah, I got a lot going on, but.
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That's in a good way. Or?
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Oh yeah. Just be out here, you know, So,
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so tell the people about yourself.
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What what what if you want to tell.
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Them Hey, man. Well, listen, everybody call me
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beloved, you know, or Agave Sasson, Provolone Jones.
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I'm a man of many names. So you know what I what I like
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to do is, is try to survive, brother.
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That's all I could do. That's all I got for y'all.
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Like I'm, I'm trying to make it. But you know, I'm, I'm new to
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this. Who the That's me.
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So where you where you from? Like where?
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You grew up at Plainfield, NJ, man.
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What they call what? They call playing field.
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They got a nickname. Anything P Funk, PLFD, Queen
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City, It's a lot of names. What's what's some spots in play
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for that that everybody she either don't go or check out?
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What, you mean like you trying to enjoy yourself or?
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Yeah, yeah. You're trying to enjoy yourself,
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yeah. What you trying to do or?
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Don't like like in Newark? Don't like, don't go to number
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blocks in Newark. Everybody know that.
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Oh. Man, you good?
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Nah, you good out there, man. You know, just they know who
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they looking for out there. It's not nowhere where you can't
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just go chill at, you know, something happened.
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That's what he was looking for. That's all.
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That's all. Shit.
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That's good then. Shit.
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Yeah, you're good. I'll do.
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What's the more life lessons you learn?
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Listen, life lessons like to be more specific, like open, open
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it up for me a little bit like what you mean period, like.
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It's overall just say three months.
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Like you can give some advice to to to the younger you if.
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I could get some advice to the younger me.
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I would say keep your weenie in your pants boy.
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Don't be out there having too much fun.
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Shit, damn and and don't be loving them hoes.
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Yeah, yeah, them hoes is lovable though.
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Yeah, they get you in trouble, man.
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Child support, you know what I mean?
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They want this shit back. You want to go to court or you
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want to go home? Which one?
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Which one do you want? OK, you know, yeah, that that's
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what I would really tell the fifteen 1617 year old me.
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Don't do it. Juicy, would you tell younger
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Juicy? Don't do it.
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Don't do it. Yeah, don't do that *** that you
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was doing. Don't do it.
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Don't really love them? You bored?
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Run away. Love them, you just.
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Stay focused, yes? Message Yeah.
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Who? Hurts you.
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The streets. Bye, first of all, because we're
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not about to attack women right now.
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What's some red flags about yourself?
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What you mean beloved? Ain't no red flags about me.
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Bye everybody got red. Everything green.
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That's not true, all right. That's not true all.
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Right, So what you mean red flags about me?
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Everybody got some red flags. Is that the?
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Man ain't perfect. No.
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I I feel perfect right now. I don't know if you're going to
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ask me. That's the Henny talking.
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I don't do nothing nobody, I never bothered nobody in my
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life. But the way you can keep it safe
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and keep it clean is stay out of people phone and you won't have
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to work. God damn not touch that phone
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message. So wait, hey, what's that
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saying? They say.
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I guess if you looked at somebody shit, you're going to
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find something. That you don't want to oh, if
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you look in trouble. You'll find it, yeah.
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Like even if they're not cheating on you, you're going to
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find something is going to be a text from it's going to be, you
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know what I mean? It's going to say Big Dick
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Raheem and you'll be like, fuck. You got that alter Fist your
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fist up man. It's something you don't want to
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see in there. Put it like that.
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Even if they not messing around on you shit.
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Shit, you ever went this on my? Phone.
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No. Yeah, I did.
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That's how I everybody. Everybody at least one time.
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Yeah, that's how I know not to do it.
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Yeah, I've been there. I don't.
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I don't want to poof. Yeah, I've been there.
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You know, what about somebody phone I have?
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So everybody, how many of your time everybody phone now what?
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What did you do with that information that you saw?
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I might have saved it to a later date.
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I might have reacted immediately.
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See, just depends on how severe what I found was.
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You holding problems in your pocket for later.
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Yeah, just like a Virgo. Virgo.
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That's what they. Do on that.
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I've learned. Virgo.
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Wow. I'm a Virgo expert brother.
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I will do that. I'm a wholesome shit.
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That that do sound like some Virgo shit.
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I don't. Care how long it's going to be.
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That's when you backed into a quarter, you got to pull it out
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like. That fag fag. 1985 I never I
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never forget. He was on the loop.
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We was on the loop hotline, remember I?
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Saw you and Caleb. What?
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What? We would hold some shit for a
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long ass time. Yeah bro y'all really do that.
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September Virgos and August what August Virgos is like, you know,
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a little different, but September ones they be, they be
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holding on real, real, real. I was raised by August Fraggle.
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They sweet, no? They got you.
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No, they're all fucking manipulative if you ask me.
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But. They going to look out for.
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You, me being a defiant Pisces that I am, I'm going to rebel
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some. I'm going to figure you out and
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then I'm going to out fucking do you.
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What? Period.
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Pisces. I don't know you have.
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A. You have a what?
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What was the sign that that you won't deal with again?
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We gonna just have to go with my sign Aquarius.
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You know I can't deal with my own sign.
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I think a lot of people are like that.
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I can't deal with my own sign. Never date a pace.
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Definitely domestic way that happen.
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It's sign on sign. Yeah, you can't.
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You can't bro. What about so so, so?
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What's a good sign then? No.
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I'm I'm drunk of Virgos. I like Virgos, my wife a Virgo.
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Congrats. Congrats.
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Hold on now. Hold on my wife, both daughters,
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damn her brother and sister. Damn.
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Yeah, I'm a Virgo expert. I got them all.
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I know them. You had a you had a great New
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Year's. Yeah, that exactly.
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That's. When it came every New Year's
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Eve, blah blah. Wait both of them at the same
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time. Fucking hot Hennessy, hot hen.
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You got all this fucking up over here.
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I'm shocked if if y'all don't know, don't never drink.
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No fucking hot Hennessy. Yeah, that shit is like fucking
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drinking fucking alcohol. Rubbing alcoholism.
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For real bombing fully. Yeah.
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About to be in here. Arm wrestling.
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Now, important question. Let's get serious real quick.
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Already. Yeah, are you a titty man or ass
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man? I I'm, I'm at the bottom.
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I like hips, ass. I I don't really like them yetis
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that much. They don't really do nothing for
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me, you know, I mean, I don't, I don't need no yetis.
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Juice, what are you? Yeah, I'm the bottom.
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I think I appreciate both equally, honestly these days.
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Like I appreciate a nice set of titties as well as a fat ass
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that can move like. I like them, but they just in
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the way like they they don't they don't do they?
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They look nice when you dress, but when we in the mix.
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Like they nice feel like like if you're.
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Like giving what y'all hear y'all in the way?
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No, like they're nice to grab if you're like giving a woman head
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or something like that. Like they're like little fun
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bags or whatnot, like stress ball.
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Get it? Yeah, exactly.
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You know, Thank you, Luke. They are stress balls,
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definitely. I'm grabbing thighs.
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I'm. Getting stressed out of buffa.
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I'm grabbing hips. Look for the people.
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I don't know which one you prefer.
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That's a titty, Sir. He look like a Yeti man.
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I don't want. A titty.
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Man. I'll take whatever you're into
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the party bud. I like titties.
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And no woman left behind. I'm talking about baby.
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I'll take whatever he bring to the party.
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Whatever you've got. Fuck.
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Damn, now what's your take on on BB LS?
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I'm not really. I don't really, you know.
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Yeah. I mean, you know, it's cool to
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look at, but you know, it's, I don't know, like I'm I'm.
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I'm a natural man. Like is it?
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Can you leave the stretch marks there?
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Don't have it too perfect. And it's looking all you mean.
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And it's too perfect. I need to see some.
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Some move, some movement, natural movement.
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Right, let me see that it's built.
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For speed, not for comfort. Exactly.
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I like it. I like it how it look already,
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BB. You know, they I've seen some
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good ones, I've seen some bad ones.
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I was actually working on a BBL documentary, you know, I'm
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saying yeah, it's called asked out the story, the story of BBL,
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the legend of the BBL. Not really.
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Yeah, for I'm working on that, you know what I'm saying?
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It's coming. It's coming soon, OK, Be on the
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lookout. For you got the like hit with
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the audio book too on there. Yeah, you know, I narrate it.
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Juice BBLS, would you get ABBL? Absolutely.
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Why my? Mouth so I could look nice in my
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fashionable fit. What if your butt don't ever
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move again? It just be stuck.
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Why wouldn't they move bitches asses be moving these.
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Days got no belly buttons. I have no.
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Belly button AV neck Belly button.
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Who needs a belly button? What's your name?
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You need it for some ice neck duck.
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But you want to take a shot out of it.
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If you go to a good doctor, you'll be having your belly
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buttons, too. You just got to do your
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research. Yeah.
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Just be moved though I. Don't know man.
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Just move where to your fucking should be off center your face
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like a fucking mole. I guess I like it if they if
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it's going to make them more confident, you know what I mean?
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I'm not mad at it, but if I had to.
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So then the I would get BBLS if nobody found out.
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BBL Nah man. BBL Tracy Nah.
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You're going to love this fluff. I'm.
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Good, not the fluff. I take you got.
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To take that box. Scary.
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It's like, yo, lay down, let me slice you open, put it back
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together, you're going to be good.
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You can be sexy. That's a lot.
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Mr. Potato Head. No, I don't.
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I don't like it. What to say?
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Would I say that the BBLI guess boost their confidence?
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Like is it the BBL or like with the confidence always there?
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If they want the BBL, they not, you know, they don't like
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something about themselves and they want to fix it.
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I'm not mad at that. If that's going to make you get
22:38
more wild, then I'm with it. But they get the BB out the we
22:42
all the old pictures and shit. I just want to be built like.
22:46
Always look like this. Like Bernice or Drea or even
22:50
Scissor these days. They got big.
22:53
I know they have any. Of those 3.
22:56
Drea, Drea Bernice. Oh yeah.
22:57
Drea or scissor? I'll take.
22:58
Any of them. I've seen scissor lips and ass,
23:01
but I ain't know. I ain't know about Drea.
23:04
Yeah, Drea got the best one in the game.
23:06
God damn. Out of everybody.
23:08
Yeah, because hers look the most natural.
23:11
She. Bagged that that that young boy.
23:16
Secure her another bag. Listen.
23:17
OK. I'm trying to think she got the
23:22
best. She got the best one.
23:23
Who got the best? Yeah.
23:24
Then you. Can think there's.
23:27
Those those names out there. Who got the BBL Drizzies?
23:32
What about Erica Banks? No, she don't too much now
23:36
'cause like she own like round five and she pissing me off.
23:39
Like yeah, I hate it, I hate it now.
23:42
She was doing good. It was good for a minute, but
23:45
she pissed. Me off.
23:47
Pumpkin in the back bro I don't get with wapit just like that.
23:51
What about cardi cardi? Cardi look good these days.
23:55
She. Ain't my tight?
23:57
I like Cardi BBL she just be some Milwaukee.
24:01
That's my type. Right there.
24:03
EW that bitch like a Ant. No EW.
24:08
Shit like she cool she makes them cause no problems at all.
24:10
That shit, like Nikki O ass, that shit pisses me off every
24:14
time I see it. Yeah, I don't like someone
24:15
Walker. You hate it.
24:16
I'm not hating, I do not like someone Walker.
24:18
I love me some bitches but I do not like someone Walker.
24:21
Ass when she was on stage trying to make old boy mad.
24:25
That shit looks so trash. Like *** Big meat.
24:28
Yeah, I would not even want to look at that shit.
24:30
What'd she do to make a man? No, she was trying to like, I
24:33
guess entice him like look what you missing and like she was
24:36
like on her knees trying to shake her ass and I did not like
24:38
it not appeal. She just can't dance, that's
24:41
why. No, the the the shape of it did
24:44
not look appealing. Like you got no waist and then
24:47
you got you sitting on a fucking double D.
24:49
Would you do it? No.
24:50
Oh damn, that would I got to. See a picture of her with that?
24:55
I don't think I'm going to be saying.
24:57
Cash Doll got a BBLI, think she? Did we don't have no cash.
25:00
I love you some cash we got. No cash doll on this pocket.
25:05
Who cash Doll? Oh yeah, yeah, that's my own
25:09
girl I. Like some cash?
25:10
I like she being in the Toby movies in Detroit.
25:13
Oh yeah, yeah, the Detroit Toby movies.
25:15
You don't get on Toby and watch the Detroit.
25:18
Goodness. You got to get on Toby though,
25:21
she'd be in a lot of the movies. What about Horslin Hernandez
25:25
hustling Hernandez? Oh Jocelyn.
25:27
Nobody like her BBL She's. Motherfucker strong, ain't she?
25:31
I, I, I like it. I'm.
25:33
A fucking bitch up. Yeah, yeah, Dream.
25:36
Dog no Johnson slander on here. I ain't mad.
25:38
What about Dream Doll? Dream Doll, which one is that
25:41
my? Dream doll What she?
25:43
Talked to me. Nice.
25:43
Yeah. When?
25:44
She came in. No, nobody.
25:48
I'm old. She was on the TV, right?
25:55
She was on love of Hip hop. She was.
25:56
On like she was on College Hill, but what was that song with she
25:59
younger, you know, rappers on. Yeah, she she right.
26:01
Now what a young Berg, that shit he had with all them.
26:06
People, yeah. Like young, Berg hit making.
26:08
Yeah, I know he's talking about. I forgot the song.
26:09
I didn't talking about she was on there.
26:12
Yeah. Yeah, I'm I gotta, I gotta show
26:13
you. I'm I'm gonna send.
26:14
It to you? Yeah, yeah.
26:16
I'm doing that street now. What you think is the best place
26:20
to meet women with kids? I'm looking for a woman with
26:24
kids so I'll I'll get dressed, leave out the house.
26:27
Where can I find a woman with kids at?
26:30
Take your ass to Chuck E Cheese or got food in.
26:33
The house, that's where the bad. Ass kids at Chuck E Cheese.
26:36
No, for real, for real. You just got to go to target,
26:39
bro. Everybody know that.
26:41
Walk around Target and then just catch a woman with a cart.
26:45
You want me to, you know, so you got to like.
26:48
Gauge by what's in her cart. I mean she probably got the kids
26:51
with her if he had Target. No, they can.
26:53
Fuck them Walmart bitches. Yeah, Walmart be too crazy, man.
26:57
For real. Walmart be off the hook.
26:59
They be doing what they want to do in there.
27:01
They want to see your receipt. They want to see your.
27:03
Receipt. Come on man, I'm just kidding
27:07
bro. The worst part when they see you
27:11
come from like self checkout like you right?
27:13
Damn. You see me, you see?
27:15
Me pay for all this. Y'all standing at the self
27:18
checkout, y'all standing at the door and then *** standing at my
27:21
car like let me see your receipt when I get to the car.
27:25
Big dog, big. Dog *** got out my car one time,
27:29
you let me see your receipt. Bye chill y'all.
27:34
Seen that clip with a dude he had I guess his shirt was zipped
27:37
up like a like an undercover agent.
27:39
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put his Walmart back out.
27:42
Yep. Like what now?
27:44
I got to keep on walking. Crazy man.
27:47
Anybody catch me? Yeah, if I'm looking for a woman
27:50
with kids, you got to go to, you know, you got to catch him at
27:53
the breakfast spots and Target. You got to go to the park on a
27:59
Saturday and just sit at the park on the bench.
28:03
Nick, they come park. Or regular park.
28:06
That's two kids. They got a dog, they got, they
28:09
got another kid. Man, a dog is a kid.
28:17
Like a dog is a kid, though. Actually, definitely.
28:20
Is shit. For real.
28:22
For real. Now, would you consider buying
28:26
food and drinks tricking? Nah, that's what we doing like.
28:34
Got one that shit up bitches. Be hungry.
28:36
Yeah, they they not even getting horny unless they eat and drink.
28:40
Got feed? The what you.
28:41
Yeah, what you talking about? Like if they worried about
28:45
splitting the bill while they getting drunk you ain't getting
28:47
no ass most likely. Could you so last the last
28:51
episode 1 of the episodes we had we talked about seeing a chick
28:55
eating like crab legs and shit. You judge that how she sucking I
28:58
should give my head? If she could suck a good crab
29:00
leg, you think she could get a wild head?
29:02
No, they like crab legs way more than Dick bro.
29:07
Real they be into it with them. Crab legs, they be they.
29:11
Just can't win out here. No you not against, no crab
29:14
legs. You lost though.
29:16
For real. They see a plate, A plate of
29:18
crab legs or you hanging off a Cliff. *** it's the crab legs.
29:22
They taking the crab legs. Damn.
29:24
We'll say fuck you hooking real. Say I'm lying.
29:27
Don't let it be summertime. They love some old babe with
29:31
some other old babe. My God they be putting that shit
29:35
on their neck like perfume. Grab an old babe.
29:43
Bye. Alright, so finish this
29:44
sentence. If you invite me and your close
29:48
friends, I better be seeing blank.
29:52
You better be seeing. If somebody invite you into your
29:57
today. Close Oh, if somebody invite me
29:58
and today close friends, I better be seeing I'm trying to
30:04
not say as but as your heart, Sir.
30:06
Yeah, what the? Fuck, I want to see.
30:09
If somebody be if it's a chick and she and I'd be like, oh
30:11
damn, she and her I'm in her close friends now.
30:14
I'm a think she naked automatically off the Rick.
30:17
Yeah, I'm, I'm a think that, but I always think that I'm
30:20
terrible. I don't want to see your nails.
30:21
No. I don't want to see your lashes.
30:24
Because that's not close friend material.
30:26
Says who told you? A positive affirmation.
30:29
You can keep that for everybody. I want to see your fucking waist
30:32
beads. Your horoscope.
30:34
I want to see that monkey. Ridiculous.
30:40
That's ridiculous. Hold on for all the weight
30:43
gains, right I ain't. Trying to hurt nobody.
30:45
Man, now we we can't pick one segment.
30:49
OK, go ahead, Luke. Which one would you add on as a
30:52
baby mother, summer Walker or sexy red?
30:56
Summer Walker. That's ridiculous.
31:00
Not sexy red man. She going to be everywhere with
31:02
everybody like I'm gonna. Walk on the same time, but she's
31:07
just not telling she in the. House writing.
31:09
She in the house writing. That's what you think that bitch
31:11
got? Hello kids, hello baby daddy.
31:13
She's not in no house, no fucking writing like that.
31:16
Bitch is spreading that pussy open.
31:18
Not sexy, Red did. You say sexy wrong.
31:33
That's crazy. She had a song called Fuck My
31:35
Baby Daddy like I thought my baby.
31:38
Is making too many to. Sing that song.
31:40
She beat sexy Red Bee everywhere with everybody and that's too
31:43
much for me. Sexy wet sexy red is you want.
31:47
To talk about me, they can talk about sexy red boots.
31:52
Sexy red is a brown hoe. Sexy Red is an undercover.
31:54
Hoe, I mean, let me get the undercover.
31:58
Damn, I'm a girlfriend. I think I picked sexy red.
32:01
I just won't be her baby daddy. The question is, baby mother,
32:05
you can't. Oh.
32:06
Damn yeah, like you gotta go. I'm I'm thinking about court.
32:09
Yeah baby mother, this sexy red going to be trying to just do
32:12
she's. Going to take you for what you
32:13
guys. It's OK.
32:16
It's OK, baby. You are.
32:18
On my. Own You know what?
32:19
I don't need you. Yeah.
32:21
Give me. Give me some of Walker as a baby
32:22
mother. I get up, I gotta go to Cuba,
32:24
change my name like I planned. But Sexy Ray used to jail ***
32:27
though too, so she ain't even. Expecting no child support from
32:30
her. I ain't got no jail for nobody
32:32
man. Like, yeah.
32:33
Not at this big age, yeah. No, no, no jail.
32:36
She can go ahead and keep that jail shit.
32:41
So what's the house husband? A house husband is a *** that's
32:45
at home holding the kids. Now they holding the kids down
32:52
because wifey at work that's a house husband right?
32:57
She make way more money. Sit your ass down and make some
33:02
oatmeal, *** Oatmeal. Can they get respected?
33:05
Oh. No you didn't get no respect.
33:07
Damn, she going to do what she want and you fucking get
33:12
somewhere to live at *** That's it.
33:13
Are you a couch surfing? Hey, you better watch Power, sit
33:18
your ass down, see what you reek doing.
33:23
So they got to give up big on demand house.
33:26
Husband, if she want it, if you ain't got it, yeah, you better
33:29
give it up. If she But if she hold, if she
33:33
paying all you talking about she paying all the bills, That's
33:35
what you mean. Yeah.
33:36
If she paying all the bills and you don't work and she wants
33:40
some you got you better come up with it, *** We got to give her
33:44
another *** Hey. Look, can you?
33:46
Can you be a house husband? I mean, hold on.
33:51
Let me rephrase that. Hold on hold.
33:53
On hold. On.
33:54
Hold on. Hold on, Hold on.
33:56
Rephrase this shit. You're sitting in the bar,
33:58
right? Jill Scott.
34:02
He said my He said my favorite one.
34:05
That's. My favorite one.
34:07
Jill Scott asked you to be a house husband.
34:14
Cooking lasagna Every Sunday I made some lasagna.
34:20
Vocals baby. Where it does see what?
34:22
You coming to crib dinner, Hardy?
34:24
I mean, that's a lasagna pan you holding?
34:30
Now what's, what do you think? What do you think the
34:32
differences between chicks nowadays and chicks like 10
34:35
years ago, 10-15 years ago? Yeah, it's it's the Instagram.
34:44
They trying to keep up with what they see.
34:47
That's what's different now. They so social.
34:51
Media fucking the game up. Social media is fucking the game
34:53
up as far as women they can. They looking at their phone they
34:58
comparing they self to what they see.
35:02
That's what we talked about with the BBL shit like oh damn what's
35:05
my ass look like that I wish my titties look like that. 1015
35:09
years ago it was. It wasn't that you had to be who
35:13
you was. You were stuck.
35:15
Now runs. Down to look in the mirror.
35:16
Exactly. So.
35:18
So it was. Yeah bro shit I'm I can't
35:21
believe I'm this old bro 15 years ago I got a 15 year old
35:25
daughter like that was O 8. That's me, right?
35:29
That's. Him.
35:29
That was 2008. 2008 bro shit was different.
35:34
So dating wise, what would you tell your daughter when she's
35:38
get of age of dating? How to handle these these young
35:42
men right now? Don't be don't get into no jail
35:48
shit. Don't be writing no letters to
35:49
jail. They're going to tell you
35:51
everything that you want to hear.
35:54
Do not date nobody that's in jail.
35:56
Next we'll. Call you non-stop.
35:58
Them yo, I love you yo, as soon as I get out, you know we're
36:00
getting married. Don't fall for that.
36:04
You know your. Mother still love me.
36:06
Yo-yo, yo-yo. Don't worry, I've changed my
36:09
life in here. Assalamu alaikum get.
36:12
Out I'm gonna get my CDO you. Know what I mean Inshallah, if
36:19
we Lord willing, you know what I mean that's that jail shit like
36:25
if my daughter had a jail *** I'd be like yo please baby,
36:28
please no, no, wait till he get out and later on, two years
36:33
later, if you want to deal with him, you can deal with him.
36:35
Don't mess with him while he locked up because he's saying
36:38
everything he need to say. He not just the. *** got nothing
36:41
but time on their hands. He got all the time to think
36:44
about how to get you to love him.
36:47
Like while you at work, school, doing what you got to do.
36:50
He over there like damn I need her to love me.
36:52
There's some good ass con artists.
36:53
Yeah, you. Never get this what they passed
36:56
that. Now, Well, what's some lies
36:59
women tell? Talk that shit, man.
37:03
They tell all the lies in the world.
37:04
What you mean like they're a lot of your face, like it's
37:09
different? Brother.
37:11
Yo, I was just talking about this with my man the other day
37:14
like it's like yo, when women like when men cheat, we just
37:20
like yo, we got to go out when women cheat, they be like yo, my
37:25
my home girl mother died. I'm going to go spend a couple
37:28
days with her. You know what I mean?
37:31
You feel like that the. Whole back story.
37:33
Have you feeling bad like like dance yo tell her I said tell
37:38
her tell her I said love yo here get this to her like I.
37:42
Had a friend type of a eulogy. You know what I mean?
37:44
We just be like, yo, I, I was at work late, I work late.
37:49
That's it. We that's all we got.
37:50
They got. That girlfriend that go on Canva
37:52
make that whole eulogy. Up like yo man, my mother got a
37:55
bedroom, said she can't help. She need help putting it
37:57
together. I know you don't want to go over
37:59
there, so I'm going to go over there and put it together, Chill
38:01
with some other *** getting dogs, yeah?
38:04
We having a girl trip. It's me and my.
38:05
Niece getting deep dog Dick. Like what did you?
38:09
Keep getting deep dog dicked out.
38:12
On a girl trip in Jamaica? What?
38:14
I'm trying to get in this squat fuck like Melvin.
38:17
Nobody else going? It's us too.
38:22
It's not a group. What?
38:24
That's what they be doing, yeah. They way more advanced than us.
38:27
That's. Wow, juice, right?
38:33
Yeah, I'm trying to tell you. Tabernacle.
38:38
Terrible. Look, it's going to have that
38:45
shit. There's one.
38:49
It's my birthday. The.
38:54
Last. They tell my grandmother got to
38:59
get a blood transfusion, so I'm going to be over there for three
39:02
days. The.
39:03
Bad part is they probably be in their group chat.
39:05
Yeah, you ain't going to. Fall how this sound it sounds
39:07
good I'm going to tell them this this sound how to sound it will
39:11
only be a whole presentation on PowerPoint now change this do
39:15
that I'm. Going to type with the discharge
39:16
papers for you. Yo.
39:19
I just want. To say Virgo women a home girl
39:24
RN I'm. Gonna print out a script for
39:26
you, so you say you got. To go to the pharmacy.
39:29
My grandmother, she had a blood transfusion and something went
39:33
wrong. I'm going to be going for three
39:35
days in Puerto Rico. It took a turn for the worst, I
39:38
got to say, for another fool. And Puerto Rico spreading out.
39:42
And then so they get down, there's going to be another
39:43
excuse. We talked spirit this time.
39:45
And they provide. They're going to call you.
39:46
I'm just checking in on you. Are you OK?
39:49
Once in a while you got to do check in.
39:52
FaceTime you with the other thing in the back background and
39:55
wait and just be waiting there. The lies women tell. *** you're
40:00
not very experienced though, because get the fuck out of
40:03
here. What lies do *** be telling
40:05
'cause they tell? We don't let see those.
40:07
Virgos they tell the most. Fucking lies.
40:13
My man birthday like I fell asleep.
40:15
I was drunk. Very.
40:16
Basic. *** be having bitches saved under bitches numbers.
40:20
That's best on the best friend. Domino's.
40:24
Domino's call you at 2:00 AM. About Domino's piece of calling
40:26
you, it's not very. Organized.
40:29
No. Special that's.
40:30
Why they really having secret text apps all of that?
40:33
Nobody doing all that and that's too much work.
40:35
It's. Not it's not working out.
40:37
We gonna forgive. Back phone.
40:39
We gonna forget? That's nasty work.
40:42
Nobody doing all. That they'd be having bad phones
40:44
and all of that. We don't do no we don't do no
40:47
cheating man. Black men don't cheat.
40:50
Let's. Cut that up.
40:51
You're a. Liar.
40:51
Black men don't cheat. It's too much work.
40:54
And the truth ain't in you. It's it's too much work.
40:57
Well, it's hard you. You talk about those black men
41:00
with like 1% white in them, That's 23.
41:04
And me bro bro. So how can men balance having
41:08
kids with different baby Mamas? You got the right one, don't
41:12
you? Shit is it?
41:15
Is it hard? No, no, it ain't hard.
41:17
I got it. I'm going to tell you what it is
41:18
right now. The the answer to that question
41:20
is you got to stop fucking again, baby mothers.
41:26
You got to you can't do you can't be fucking this one,
41:30
fucking that one and fucking this one.
41:32
If. If nobody fucking everything
41:34
smooth if. If they, if they, if you still
41:36
fucking them, do you think they hold that shit over your head
41:38
and shit? Yeah.
41:39
Thomas Wright They still want you.
41:40
If they still giving you some ass, they still want you.
41:43
So the only way everything goes smooth is if is if you're not
41:48
touching them at all. That's the only way everything
41:50
goes smooth. Shit, but would the other ones
41:53
still accept each other? What you mean like like?
41:59
Like let's say it's a birthday, a birthday party.
42:02
Would they like want to come with you to the birthday party
42:04
or let you go by? Yourself.
42:05
No, they probably ain't going to want to go.
42:07
What do you mean? Like if I'm bringing my girl now
42:11
to my yeah, they'll come. OK.
42:13
And how like how that'll be smooth?
42:15
Or yeah, yeah, it'll be smooth as long as you ain't fucking the
42:17
other one. You good, you get, you got to,
42:20
you got to keep Mr. Willie zipped up.
42:23
That's the only way, though, 'cause you out here thinking
42:26
you're doing what you want, it ain't going to work.
42:27
Hey. Do you think woman woman be
42:30
asking like questions and try to set you up to see what you want
42:32
to say? When the woman asks you a
42:34
question, they know the answer already.
42:38
As simple as that. Like if they if they come up to
42:41
you and say yo, did you ever mess with Zakiya?
42:47
It'll be like I. Don't know.
42:48
No fucking. Be like no, I don't know no
42:51
Kiana, they already know well Kiana and my she and my
42:56
passenger seat right now she told me something else we.
43:00
Got passed out. After that you got to go to the
43:02
hospital. Now you got high blood pressure.
43:07
You know, I got depression. You know, I got the pressure man
43:11
got. My sugar.
43:16
No, I got sugar. Feeling lightheaded?
43:22
All right, so would you rather get a hand job from a woman with
43:25
baby hands or a woman with ashy hands?
43:28
Let. Me get them ashes.
43:31
Why? I want no baby hands.
43:34
Let me get them ash cheese man. I mean, let me you twist.
43:40
Right, once you put. This make sure you twist though,
43:43
you know? Yeah, that Nivea though, that
43:46
lotion thick. Let me get that.
43:47
No, you gotta use the baby oil. No.
43:50
Oh, yeah, yeah, that that cocoa butter oil.
43:53
Yeah, Sir, but not twist. My fact photo young chicks out
44:00
there, let them know how to get a proper hand job.
44:03
Twist. There you go, that's all you
44:06
need to know. Twist.
44:09
OK, now how do you feel about us splitting?
44:11
Splitting the bills. What do you mean like?
44:15
In. The house, it's my birthday that
44:16
that video you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:19
Yeah, man, listen, I got, I got, I got my girl and whoever and
44:26
the one I like the most out of her friends like so.
44:29
We got to set it up there because if you if you say
44:31
splitting the bills, they're going to.
44:32
Think talking about like relationship.
44:34
Oh, you're talking about the? I thought you jump up the check
44:36
like the pool. I like that one, too.
44:37
I didn't see. I didn't see that one.
44:39
OK, yeah, both. Because if I feel the same way,
44:41
if I'm out, I'll pay. I'll pay for her.
44:43
Yeah. And the one I know the most.
44:45
Her friend. Yeah, I'll.
44:47
Pay you, Kayla, don't worry about it.
44:49
Yeah, you good at Carly's 2 for one you want to come back 2 for?
44:52
One shots. Carly's still open, bro.
44:55
Yeah, that's crazy. Look what you how you feel about
44:58
that. No, I agree.
44:59
Like we talking, we talking like the birthday.
45:01
Yeah, my my girl definitely covered in like if a BFFII got
45:04
you. No, no, that's your girl
45:05
birthday though. What if it's one of her friend's
45:07
birthday? You gonna pay for the birthday
45:09
girl or? I I feel like your birthday.
45:11
Person shouldn't pay so yeah my girl gonna be covered.
45:14
So that's going to be split in between everybody because I feel
45:17
like it should just be split between have ever many people
45:19
there minus the birthday. I just know the birthday person
45:24
shouldn't pay. You're right.
45:25
Yeah. The birthday person shouldn't
45:26
pay and then I got my girl so. But so you're paying for the
45:29
birthday person. Yeah, but if they're not
45:31
splitting it, that's it. Like the birthday person
45:33
shouldn't pay. It's your birthday.
45:35
That's the whole. Point but her her home girl is
45:37
not the birthday person either she.
45:38
Giving up fast, so that's. Big people.
45:40
So why are we talking about Home Girl?
45:42
But is her is. Me and my home girl and.
45:44
We're going to somebody's birthday party.
45:46
You going to only pay for us two and a birthday girl or just us
45:49
2? I'm the only dude there.
45:53
Possibly, yeah, Yeah. I'm the only dude there.
45:58
I got my girl. My mom only dude there 'cause I
46:02
the girl. The the home girl that I know?
46:06
Maybe the birthday girl? Oh no.
46:09
But where we going after this though?
46:12
That all tree y'all coming with me?
46:14
Who? Who?
46:14
Who loved me? Who?
46:16
Giving me that, Who's sucking them crab?
46:17
I've seen you looking at my shape up but.
46:21
I'm saying who's sucking the crab legs the best?
46:23
That's what I'm picking. I'm trying to tell you wait.
46:27
What about splitting the bills in the household?
46:32
Listen what you mean regular who worked like everybody work
46:35
everybody at work? Yeah, both work, yeah.
46:39
You know the man got the big bills.
46:42
You know wifey got, she got something.
46:47
It ain't nothing. It ain't not nothing.
46:49
You ain't got nothing. You know what I'm saying?
46:50
I agree with that. Otherwise.
46:51
I'm going to be cutting lights off her hand.
46:53
What you doing? But look, if she really fuck
46:57
with you, she going she going to be like yo, I got this this
47:00
time, like or she or she at least paying for the fun like
47:04
won't be going out. Damn, if you paid all the bills
47:08
she going to be like yo I got the fun.
47:09
We going to such and such tonight.
47:11
OK damn, shot the woman that do that.
47:14
Yeah, for real should be. So I got a good one.
47:17
That bottom bottles for you? I got a good one.
47:24
Go ahead, Luke, what's the red flags?
47:25
And having a crazy baby mother. Red flags of having a crazy baby
47:37
mother. I.
47:42
Don't know if that's a where do I start or it's just.
47:46
Like, I don't know, man, that's a hard one right there.
47:51
Like pass, we'll pass on that. Let me pass that.
47:56
Yo. How?
47:57
How could you tell your current your cover girl that you want a
48:00
threesome with your baby mother? No, absolutely you dead ass
48:06
wrong *** Get the fuck out of here with that.
48:10
You're not getting that, you. Matter of fact, you're in
48:12
trouble for wanting it. *** you're.
48:14
Going to get It's funny how. Yeah, hold on.
48:18
You still want what? *** I thought.
48:21
I thought we finished with that. You're.
48:22
Going to definitely get that. Yeah, no, you better not ask for
48:24
that, *** Now, do women do women find guys in relationships more
48:31
attractive? Yeah, they don't want you unless
48:35
somebody wants you. Why I want you?
48:36
Why they want you if nobody else wants you?
48:40
Good question. Yeah, that's good.
48:40
That's good. That's good.
48:41
That's. Good.
48:42
Real off the Merrimack. It's like I already know
48:44
somebody locked that you had the qualification, somebody to lock
48:46
you down. So yeah.
48:49
You doing something right? I already know You doing
48:52
something right? Yeah, yeah.
48:54
Do you agree with that? No, because a lot of
49:00
motherfuckers. I've been watching the ultimatum
49:03
of that one. That's some bullshit show.
49:05
Get the fuck out of here. A lot of motherfuckers be wicked
49:09
motherfuckers underneath the surface, and they be getting
49:12
married for all the wrong reasons.
49:13
So just because you married, that'll make you a great
49:16
motherfucking catch. You probably got pressured into
49:18
this shit. Or.
49:19
They're not even married in. Real life, you a horrible
49:22
fucking person. They're not even married on
49:23
there. They trying to.
49:24
See you still y'all these wicked ass people and y'all trying to
49:27
get married. Bullshit.
49:30
Well. You know what it is, tell me
49:33
what it is. The ultimatum is several couples
49:36
will go on the show. One person in the relationship
49:39
wants to get married, the other one does not.
49:41
They go into the show, they switch partners basically with
49:45
one of the other couples that's there for 3-3 weeks and then
49:48
they do a fake marriage. And then they go back to the
49:51
original person and do a fake marriage and see if they want to
49:53
stay with the original person, if they want to find somebody
49:56
else that's on the show, or if they want to find somebody else
49:58
out in the world. Let me say how dumb that is
50:00
because what's the odds you mean?
50:01
Another couple and you vibing with.
50:03
It's happened on the show. It happened.
50:05
It's fake. I don't think it's fake because
50:08
sometimes like you you there's a.
50:10
Women don't just vibe with just women saying.
50:13
Like with women. Not like that they going to not
50:16
like them before they like them. It's not women or women though,
50:19
it's opposite. So it's very much heterosexual.
50:22
They do have a season. That's queers.
50:23
Are you talking about you talking about the man and the
50:26
woman and the man and the woman? Yes.
50:28
Everybody being friends. They're not friends.
50:30
You like you, you do like speed dating basically with everybody
50:34
that's there. And then you pick which one that
50:36
you want to do a trial marriage with for three weeks.
50:37
So you move in together with them, You break up with your the
50:40
person that you came there with. You're broken up for three
50:42
weeks. You're moving in with a new
50:44
person and you're trying to see if how you have vibe.
50:47
I mean, yeah, I enjoy it. So like I said, some people is
50:52
wicked people, they get married for the wrong reasons.
50:55
So just because you. Married out for that too.
50:57
That'll make you a great catch, so.
50:59
No message. I don't feel like that make men
51:03
more attractive 'cause they married 'cause these marry. ***
51:05
be out the fuck. Side, but no, you going to look
51:08
you going to look at them though, like.
51:09
More than the single *** If they marry, you know somebody want
51:13
them. If they single, it's like.
51:16
If. They single it's like why you
51:18
single? Like what?
51:19
What? What's wrong with you like?
51:21
By papers I'm single, So what that mean I'm not desirable?
51:27
Fuck out of here. *** going still with me if I'm married.
51:30
If I'm not married, I don't. Think like talking about men.
51:33
Women is different. Women is different come.
51:36
On Now is the thing for *** too that make a difference like
51:39
marry *** is the new single *** to be honest, like because
51:43
they'd be outside like what do you mean they'd be outside his
51:49
wife? No, not the bitch that you made
51:51
the commitment to you. Could make commitments to go do
51:54
your own thing. You should not be.
51:55
That's not what you made the commitment to being.
51:57
Wait. What do you mean?
51:58
Like you can't go on a Sunday and watch a football game by
52:01
yourself. Not with another bitch though.
52:04
I said by yourself, what the fuck?
52:09
He said it by himself. I said by yourself, go to watch
52:12
the game. You.
52:12
You included other bitches who said that.
52:15
I'm going to watch the. Game he's going to meet barking
52:17
and ass bitches there. I'm not there for that.
52:20
Who knows, they might choose a those.
52:21
They might not there for that those.
52:25
I'm like, you know, we gonna get chose, but it's like, you know,
52:29
we don't want that. We ain't here for that.
52:32
You know? I say it.
52:33
I say it all the time. I'm not here for that,
52:35
sweetheart. I'm sorry, sweetheart.
52:37
I'm not here for that. I'm just that big shot trying to
52:42
watch the game. A big shot.
52:44
What bridge you be over here? What's that?
52:47
That's where the bitches be at. Wow.
52:48
Whoa. I said that's where is that game
52:50
here It's. Telling TV's in there.
52:53
I'm trying to tell you going. To watch the playoffs, we
52:55
talking about finals up. Finals on, man.
52:58
Interesting. I'm trying to tell you I don't,
53:01
man. We don't bother nobody, man.
53:02
You know what I mean? You.
53:03
Just want to sit at the bar and have a good drink.
53:06
But they be choosing up though and.
53:08
You be buying other bitches drinks.
53:10
Nah, no, you be like no. Get.
53:14
Off me. Unhand me.
53:16
I'll be like, this is my favorite thing to say.
53:19
What church you go to, Ellie alone.
53:23
Pull a watchtower out your pocket.
53:28
What church you go to that's. How you got to pull a watchtower
53:32
out your pocket. The Watchtower.
53:37
Yeah, do you ever wish you could sometimes combine all three baby
53:40
mothers? No damn next.
53:45
Absolutely not. I mean, it might be a time. 0%.
53:52
Do you like ice cream? I do like ice cream, but.
53:56
Have you ever had a salty ice cream after sex?
54:00
Say that one more time. Have you ever had salty ice
54:02
cream after? Sex, no.
54:04
You know what it is? No, I don't salty ice cream
54:07
after sex, no. Go ahead, Luke.
54:09
The Urban Dictionary word of the day Salty ice cream.
54:13
According to Urban Dictionary, the full term salty ice cream
54:16
scooper. It was first added to the
54:18
website by Corey Mello on September 21st, 2007.
54:21
And this definition is a bit much to say very least.
54:25
Apparently, a salted ice cream scooper is any man or woman who
54:28
consumes sperm leftover for more than two days.
54:32
Where was that where you had it at?
54:35
Because right? Why is that dried up like?
54:39
Maybe she hot. Put in a cooler purse.
54:44
He put that in the zip lock. So it's frozen because it's ice
54:47
cream, Salty ice cream. It's.
54:48
Frozen. I'm good, man.
54:50
I'm not in. I'm not into that.
54:52
You know what I mean? That crazy shit.
54:54
Yeah. I'm going to stay regular now.
54:56
So what if you injected into your vagina?
54:57
Can you still get? Pregnant.
54:58
I'm good with all that, man, because that's.
55:00
What? This was the sperm base.
55:02
Though. Yeah.
55:04
Heat it up like a ilios. Like that Hennessy that Kayla
55:09
gave us. I appreciate the Hennessy.
55:13
Thank you. Hot ass Tennessee now on
55:17
Instagram they had a. Said the age Tennessee it.
55:21
Was. A little wing aged on Instagram.
55:24
They came out with a with a with a poll.
55:26
Not a poll, but like some a list of this is cheating things.
55:30
Do you think texting somebody else is considered cheating?
55:34
1st I got to read the whole thing.
55:35
So texting someone secretly, let me tell you what's cheating.
55:40
If somebody, if your person don't know you, you dead ass
55:44
wrong. It's simple as that.
55:47
Don't make it hard. Don't be trying to convince
55:49
yourself like, Oh yeah, you know, I'm just I'm, you know,
55:52
she asked me the weather, like, you know what I mean?
55:54
Don't I'm trying to just do all that for yourself.
55:57
You you trying to trick yourself, My financial advisor.
56:00
Yeah, if you, if you know you ain't supposed to be doing it,
56:03
don't do it. *** sit your ass down somewhere is.
56:06
Any form of flirting considered cheating.
56:09
You know, you might have to get, hey, hold on you.
56:15
That makes no sense. OK, you might have to get you
56:17
might have to get that free tacos baby at the drive through
56:21
giving you the rhythm. Like, you know, you get the
56:23
tacos in there for me, like. At the hospital trying to get
56:26
this time breakfast I'm. Trying to tell you you got.
56:28
Most of the hospitals. So you're saying if it's
56:32
beneficial for both of y'all? Hey, Boo, that's what chick
56:36
thought I was cute. She put six more tacos in that
56:38
Marfa. She could be like, oh, glad you
56:42
got to shape up just what would. You say in that situation.
56:46
When the food is involved. She gonna eat it.
56:48
I am if it's if it's beneficial both of y'all, that's what I'm
56:50
saying. Like they got potatoes and
56:52
onions in there. She.
56:53
Gonna be over there in the bathroom with him.
56:54
Nah, get that spot. You missed that bald spot, he
56:59
said. It's me, baby.
57:00
Funny. As hell well.
57:04
What about adding random strangers to Instagram?
57:06
Is that considered cheating? What you mean I don't know him
57:08
and she don't know? Yeah.
57:09
Nobody don't know him, Yeah. Not Angie.
57:12
Yeah, man, I'm just saying what's going on?
57:14
What's your name? Instagram.
57:15
Befriend them for. Because if you're going to go
57:17
to, the first thing we do is go to the page and see what's on
57:19
there. Especially as a married person,
57:20
you don't need no new friends. But I follow rage robot.
57:23
No, I got Beyoncé on my set. Beyoncé doing that.
57:31
She a stranger? She's not a stranger.
57:34
Everybody knew, Yeah, she's a nut.
57:37
And what about deleting your browsing history?
57:39
Is that considered cheating? Nah, man, you just embarrassed
57:42
really. You don't want nobody to see all
57:45
the freak shit you'd be doing. Ebony motherfucker gangbang.
57:50
You don't want nobody to see that he's.
57:53
Supposed to be a good girl. Message.
57:56
Now what about having a work wife?
57:58
A work a work husband? Is that considered cheating?
58:00
You're wrong. Why?
58:04
You know, you anything that is cheating if you don't want, you
58:09
know, I mean, if you can't tell them it's cheating if you can't
58:12
walk up to him so. What do they know about your
58:14
work, Wife. Husband.
58:16
Then it's not cheating. Do they know they'll work?
58:19
Wife, husband though, That's the difference.
58:21
In this mind, I mean, yeah, they know that they're like buying
58:24
you food and. Stuff, whatever they don't know.
58:26
Nobody be like, hey, this is my work husband.
58:28
It's like that's the understanding that you and your
58:30
work husband or wife has between.
58:32
Nobody comes out like, hey, you want to be my work wife?
58:34
You want to be my work husband? Oh yeah, Clarence bought me 10
58:37
Buffalo wings a day. Yeah.
58:40
What you What you doing 10? Buffalo wings bring on five.
58:43
Yeah, you could get that. Flat piece bring.
58:47
Home 5. Bring home 5.
58:50
And you eat the drums at work. We're in the flat pace home.
58:58
Now I'm always lick my *** out. Yeah, man, it's love.
59:06
So we're going to do the voicemail segments.
59:10
Alright, so we're gonna have you leave a voicemail, a voicemail
59:14
for that one crazy X. Who you glad that didn't make
59:18
your BM all the BM? Say that slow for me, I ain't
59:21
even hear. You, you're gonna have this one
59:23
crazy X cut. The beat, slow it down.
59:27
We are glad that didn't become ABM.
59:31
And I'm leaving her voicemail. So we're gonna play a prompt.
59:34
When you hit a prompt, you leave the message after that.
59:46
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message
59:49
system. Yo, get out the house on fire.
59:53
Get out. I didn't.
59:56
Expect that. One, that's all I would do.
1:00:00
Now, anything you want to plug a shout out?
1:00:03
My podcast coming soon in good spirits.
1:00:07
Be on the lookout. I need y'all over there.
1:00:08
Oh definitely just alright. Appreciate y'all.
1:00:10
It's called In Good Spirits and it's coming.
1:00:13
Definitely be definitely gonna be on there.
1:00:14
Yeah, yeah. No doubt about it.
1:00:17
Juice, leave us with a quote from a wise woman.
1:00:20
A wise woman once said why the fuck would I go 5050 *** I'm
1:00:26
just a girl. Why the fuck you lick the lips?
1:00:29
*** you supposed to lick the Pearl?
1:00:31
Why the fuck would I be for the bitch who hit on hold the curl?
1:00:35
Why the fuck would I cry over spilled milk when I got the best
1:00:38
cookie in the world? Mona Leo.
1:00:40
And I like her. I.
1:00:42
Like her? And has been in every episode
1:00:46
the whole team got to win.