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DLHS Hour 4 | The Militant Man Jamal Kingsley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: If you're going to be in Charlotte, North Carolina, Ovens
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  Speaker 2: Auditorium is the place.
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  Speaker 1: D.L. and D.L. The third stop on our comedy tour. D.L.
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  Speaker 1: and D.L. will be in the place to be. Ovens Auditorium, D.L.
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  Speaker 3: And D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Donovan and D.L. Hughley, anything goes. I think that if
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  Speaker 1: you look at.
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  Speaker 2: This turn of events and the election cycle, I think
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  Speaker 2: that things are looking more and more desperate for people.
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  Speaker 2: I think that Tallarico next to Paxton looks sane and
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  Speaker 2: they keep saying the same thing. So, you know, he's
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  Speaker 2: not really a Christian or they try to call them
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  Speaker 2: names and stuff. And, you know, like they talk about,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Mondavi and they talk about El Sayed and
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  Speaker 2: they talk about, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, all these people who are with Tim, Tim Scott.
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  Speaker 2: First off, I'm never going to take a preach a
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  Speaker 2: sermon from a dude whose gums are so thick.
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  Speaker 1: It looked like he teed at 50.
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  Speaker 2: It's horses ain't got that much gum. But, you know,
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  Speaker 2: when a when a black man can't even act like
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  Speaker 2: a preacher is crazy to me.
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  Speaker 4: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: With a soul of America. I'm like, he sounded like
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  Speaker 1: a white man pretending to be a black preacher. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's a caricature. Yeah, he sounded like a caricature. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you with me? Yeah, man. And that's as good as
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  Speaker 1: they can get.
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  Speaker 2: They have to approximate him and Aaron, him and Byron Donald,
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  Speaker 2: all these goofy ass darkies would never be comfortable around anybody.
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  Speaker 2: And I felt bad for Tim Scott because he wanted
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  Speaker 2: to be present so bad. He said he had to
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  Speaker 2: pretend to like chicks.
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  Speaker 1: It was crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Tim.
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  Speaker 2: And now I feel bad, even worse for Tim Scott,
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  Speaker 2: because when Lindy Grand gone, it's hard for them to
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  Speaker 2: get that two-for-one sale at Grindr.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be rough now. I'm telling you, I
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  Speaker 1: heard the site went down here in Dallas last week. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know why, though. Yes, we do. It is.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know why the site went down. It's not because,
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  Speaker 2: it's because two things. They changed their profile to get
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  Speaker 2: on it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So they changed their profile. Trying to hide. Yes. And
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  Speaker 1: they order more than one. What?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: They running through them, boy. They running through them. Them
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  Speaker 1: niggas playing baseball. I tell you what, it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be a whole lot of bow-legged dudes in the mall.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I know.
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  Speaker 3: Hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: If you see some bow-legged dudes at the fair, proceed
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  Speaker 1: with caution. I'm just telling you. That ain't a corny dog.
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  Speaker 1: You see a dude that can't stop a pig, you
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  Speaker 1: know something happened. I'm just telling you. Oh, hello, Jasmine Sanders.
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  Speaker 1: So nice of you to join us. Hello. Happy to
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  Speaker 1: be here.
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  Speaker 3: Had a few technical difficulties considering my AC is out
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  Speaker 3: in the house and, you know, ladders are everywhere. Plastic
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  Speaker 3: is everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: It's a mess. Yeah. Sound like money to me. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sounds weird.
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  Speaker 2: Now, here's the military man, Jamal Kingsley, returning to expose
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  Speaker 2: racism hidden in our everyday lives.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, my brothers and sisters.
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  Speaker 4: This is Jamal Kingsley, the militant man, here to expose
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  Speaker 4: racism hidden in our everyday lives. Why is it they
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  Speaker 4: say blondes have more fun? What, brunettes can't have fun?
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  Speaker 4: The only way to have fun is if you're light,
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  Speaker 4: but if you're dark, no fun for you? Think about it,
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  Speaker 4: my brother. And why is it white sugar is sweet,
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  Speaker 4: but black coffee grinds are bitter? Are you trying to
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  Speaker 4: say the only way to taste good is if you're
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  Speaker 4: white but black tastes nasty? Well, black coffee grinds ain't
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  Speaker 4: never gave you a cavity. Hell, black coffee grinds ain't
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  Speaker 4: never gave you diabetes. It's the white sugar.
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  Speaker 1: You have to worry about.
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  Speaker 4: Think about it, my brother.
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  Speaker 1: And why is it the.
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  Speaker 4: Other day I was listening to some gospel music and
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  Speaker 4: they said to go to heaven, I had to put
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  Speaker 4: on a long white robe.
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  Speaker 1: Ready? What?
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  Speaker 4: Only white is acceptable in heaven? Suppose I want a
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  Speaker 4: black robe. Well, personally, I think my robe will be
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  Speaker 4: kente cloth. Think about it, my brother. This has been
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  Speaker 4: Jamal Kingsley, the Militant Man. And until next time, stay
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  Speaker 4: woke and think about it, my brother.
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  Speaker 1: That'll do it for us, ladies and gentlemen. This is D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley showing you a 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that if you are in Charlotte, North Carolina, Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: this Saturday, is the place to be at Ovens Auditorium.
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  Speaker 1: Don Lemon and D.L. Hughley. D.L. and D.L., anything goes.
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  Speaker 1: We had a great time in Fort Lauderdale in Orlando.
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  Speaker 1: It was a lot of fun. Let's hear it for
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  Speaker 1: Double D's. You know, Tizian came out. Well, that sounded weird.
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  Speaker 2: Tizian, you know, the white guy with the beard that
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  Speaker 2: be finding all the people to do what he came out.
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  Speaker 1: Mrs.
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  Speaker 2: Hughes came out. We had a lot of people, man.
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  Speaker 2: My man Bashir and his wife came out. So it
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  Speaker 2: was a lot of fun. So Charlotte, North Carolina, you
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  Speaker 2: are up. Jasmine, did I tell you that we had
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  Speaker 2: been talking earlier and that previously when we were talking,
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  Speaker 2: we were talking about the large number of women that
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  Speaker 2: are very supportive of this Lindsay Casey woman. And I
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  Speaker 2: don't see– they didn't even show pictures of the kids.
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  Speaker 2: You act like they just weren't even there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what irritated me.
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  Speaker 1: They're so desperate, they blame the man. He wasn't even there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I think it depends on the anatomy of the
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  Speaker 2: person and the skin color.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely. How was your day, dear?
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  Speaker 3: And the other thing is, if you believe in this,
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  Speaker 3: and I do, right, and you're going to put women
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  Speaker 3: in the position where you say they must have children, right,
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  Speaker 3: because of the overturning of Roe versus Wade, but then
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  Speaker 3: you don't put things in I guess, into practice that
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  Speaker 3: can help these women who have any kind of, you know,
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  Speaker 3: postpartum psychosis or anything like that. You're just simply saying, well,
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  Speaker 3: you can you can you have to have the baby.
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  Speaker 3: But then if you if you murder the baby, that's OK.
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  Speaker 1: It just doesn't make any sense. All right. What did
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  Speaker 1: you learn today, Jasmine?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I saw where Mahershala Ali will finally be able
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  Speaker 3: to put his practice and all the training that he
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  Speaker 3: did for Blade. Remember, he was supposed to play Blade.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: And that didn't happen. Well, now he's in a new
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  Speaker 3: movie called Your Mother, where he is a Muslim assassin.
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  Speaker 3: So he will be able to put all of that
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  Speaker 3: training to use.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Coming for your mama. All right, Skip, my man.
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  Speaker 1: Cheat on what you learned today.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I learned tonight I'm looking forward to getting some
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  Speaker 4: rest because I got no rest of the weekend, man.
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  Speaker 4: Fallout weekend, our first one, man. So, you know, I
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  Speaker 4: got no sleep hanging out with the bros, man.
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  Speaker 1: No rest for the wicked or the weary. Or the bros.
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  Speaker 1: They're indistinguishable. Hey, hey, hey. And a big shout out
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  Speaker 1: to Anna Navarro, who came.
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  Speaker 2: To our Fort Lauderdale show, and Maxwell Frost, who came
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  Speaker 2: to us. to our show in Orlando. So those are
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  Speaker 2: Representative Frost and Anna Navarro. She was getting her hair bad, Jack.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up next, ladies and gentlemen, on the next DL
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, some people get really upset with the things
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  Speaker 2: I say, so we're going to give them an opportunity
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  Speaker 2: to vent.
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  Speaker 1: With our segment called M.U.D.L. Hughley. And we're going to
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  Speaker 1: honor someone's benevolence as a human being of the week.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: my favorite short bus operator, pull that string. We gots
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  Speaker 2: to go.
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  Speaker 3: Out, out.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on the other side.