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- 0:00Oh, yeah, I usually begin to show what the best
- 0:02of, and it wasn't that yesterday wasn't best
- 0:04of material. It was pretty good. I get my opinion
- 0:06on sports. But the problem is, by the time you
- 0:10guys listen to it, the other game five of the
- 0:13NBA will have been played, so it'll be old. I
- 0:16know. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan
- 0:22Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs,
- 0:28your morning show prep begins now. Loud, rude,
- 0:34aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
- 0:37A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome to...
- 0:50Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
- 0:59to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
- 1:02Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? Now, now, now, now.
- 1:10If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
- 1:12gonna start. Okay, well, hit it. All right. The
- 1:31semen was so big. And now, something completely
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- 1:41Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
- 1:55Always going in, never doubted. Never worried
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- 2:02Through the hottest social bodies. Competition
- 2:04microscopic. Never copied. Yes. We made it to
- 2:31Friday. 856. 49 Hoppy at 856 -494 -6773. You
- 2:43can tweet at me at Ryan Hoppy Radio and you can
- 2:46always email me. Ryan Hoppy Radio at gmail .com.
- 2:51You know, we can't begin our Friday broadcast
- 2:53without. Hold up. My mom's in there. I did. She
- 3:01about to go to work though. Hey. I know you don't
- 3:05smoke weed. I know this. But I'm going to get
- 3:08you high today. Because it's Friday. You ain't
- 3:12got no job. And you ain't got shit to do. One
- 3:15more time. You ain't got no job. And you ain't
- 3:19got shit to do. One more time. Friday. You ain't
- 3:22got no job. And you ain't got shit to do. If
- 3:26you need help with your mental health, like me.
- 3:33Are you mentally ill like me? Well, ladies and
- 3:38gentlemen, boys and girls, go to counselingoncall
- 3:40.net and tell them I sent you. Just spoke to
- 3:46my shrink, Jay, and I feel very good. Let me
- 3:50turn this up. Only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
- 3:53It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour
- 3:56with Ryan Hoppy. I had the music potted down,
- 4:00but not the board. Anyway. As we all know, if
- 4:02you've been listening a while, this show is not
- 4:04the most power show, but we get the job done.
- 4:07I got a message here in my inbox. Posted a picture
- 4:11of me and DJ Who Kid from 2016 when I met the
- 4:16Opie and Jimmy show and sat in on It's Eric Nagel.
- 4:20Aaron Hilton, this diehard radio fan said, love
- 4:23his Saturday mix show on Shade 45. And then also
- 4:30at Beasley Media Group, my day job, Will Calder,
- 4:32who I worked with at Cox Media Group, is now
- 4:36our operations manager replacing the great Rick
- 4:39Thomas. And this is my opinion. There could not
- 4:42have been a better person to replace Rick Thomas,
- 4:44so I'm very thrilled. And Kyle Kelly, a radio
- 4:47veteran, said, hey, I know that guy. He's a great
- 4:49person and knows how to make radio fun. Oh, and
- 4:52big ratings come when talent is having fun. The
- 4:56listeners love to hear jocks have fun, believe
- 4:58it or not. So I guess it's going to be fun. And
- 5:02also another message. Ryan, thank you for speaking
- 5:07the truth on the Carmelo Anthony case. It may
- 5:11not be a fun topic, but you do a very good job
- 5:14touching on it. I do have the touch. That is.
- 5:23Ah, yeah. What are we going on, man? I don't
- 5:26know. Today is National A -Peef, a tricky day.
- 5:29Mm -hmm. It's an interesting day. You know, I'm
- 5:33good for the national days. That all began when
- 5:35I was kind of using the Bones prep service. Mm
- 5:39-hmm. So there was a site called Studio Think
- 5:42Tank and Wise Brother Media. And it's where,
- 5:44like, all the morning shows get their audio.
- 5:46Oh, here's the game -winning play last night.
- 5:48They're not getting that. The prep service does.
- 5:50I remember all the Hoppy OGs from the last two
- 5:52years. Remember when I used to use the audio?
- 5:54And then they did like an audit. And they were
- 5:57like, there was like 20 people from 1 .025 The
- 6:00Bone going back to like Tuttle with Bubba. It
- 6:02was hilarious. And like Derek and Nard from Billy
- 6:04Madison. Everybody was using The Bone's account.
- 6:07And they were like, who here still works here
- 6:10and who doesn't? And the first person on the
- 6:12list was me. And I was like, God damn it. And
- 6:15fat ass Kelton was like, well, first of all,
- 6:18get rid of Hoppy. I know you said whenever I
- 6:22need anything, you have my back, fatty. You know
- 6:26I got to throw a little bit of shade. All right,
- 6:29let's see what the hell's going on on Instagram,
- 6:31man. It's crazy out there. It's insane. Deion
- 6:38Sanders says he's cancer -free, so that's a good
- 6:41news. As annoying as I think Deion Sanders can
- 6:45be, I don't want anybody to have cancer. And
- 6:49we all know that. So that's good news. Teresa
- 6:53Gudici's daughter got arrested for alleged assault.
- 6:57Man, it's always the hot piece of asses that
- 6:59are crazy. He has obtained court documents showing
- 7:01that Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa
- 7:03Judice's daughter. I thought it was Gudici. Melania
- 7:06has been arrested for an alleged assault. She's
- 7:09like that type of girl you plow and then she
- 7:11like slashes your tires. Be like, hey, at least
- 7:12I got a good PJ on it. According to the documents,
- 7:15Melania was arrested on May 14th and charged
- 7:18with purposely or knowingly causing bodily injury.
- 7:21She takes after her mom of being a psycho hottie.
- 7:24And under New Jersey law, this is a disorderly
- 7:27conduct offense. The case remains active in Montville
- 7:31Township Municipal. She'll get away with it because
- 7:35she's a nepo baby. And nepo babies. I get away
- 7:40with everything. I saw this headline here, and
- 7:43this made me absolutely mad. Why is it that everybody
- 7:49always needs to get along with Taylor Swift?
- 7:52Why can't we have opposing opinions? I thought
- 7:55that was the basis of America, was having opposing
- 7:57opinions. And this New York Knicks broadcaster,
- 8:01Monica McNutt, was seen on a video saying that,
- 8:06oh, Taylor's not a real fan, blah, blah, blah,
- 8:08when they were live, their mics were hot or something.
- 8:11And I was proud of her. I was like, good, call
- 8:13out Taylor for being an annoying broad. Mm -hmm.
- 8:16Well, here she is being interviewed by TMZ Sports
- 8:20saying sorry. It's so annoying. We got to talk
- 8:23about the elephant in the room. Nothing crazy,
- 8:24but we got to ask you. Okay, so I read some of
- 8:26your comments. This paparazzi's voice is so annoying,
- 8:30by the way. Can you imagine dating her? For you
- 8:32in the comments. Swifties, I appreciate your
- 8:34passion. I said what I said. And here's the deal.
- 8:37If I'm wrong, I am wrong, apparently, because
- 8:39you've got an OG Amari Sotomayor. That doesn't
- 8:42mean deadly squat. Only in New York. Hold on
- 8:44one second. Why is there not that? Mm -hmm. Bang,
- 8:48bang. Only in my city, guys. Right. I misspoke.
- 8:54I did not know, but here's the deal. Yeah, so
- 9:04she knows that she's a cloud chaser. Get it,
- 9:16girl. And we just saw her in Cleveland with her
- 9:18Beyonce. Obviously, drag supports the Cavs. She
- 9:21didn't have any mixed paraphernalia. So I did
- 9:23not know of her next boy. No one did. She's not
- 9:25a fan. She wanted to get attention. Because everything's
- 9:30about her. There's actually been reports that
- 9:33she might be on the spectrum. And I would not
- 9:35deny it. She's a weird girl. I think she's doing
- 9:49a good job of saying sorry just to shut up those
- 9:51parasocial Swifties. Because we all know she's
- 9:55not a fan. You know, she's like, where's Carmelo?
- 9:58It's fine, but I did not know because we've seen,
- 10:00come on now, every celebrity that's a mixed man
- 10:02been in the building this year. Yeah, she hasn't
- 10:04been in any other games, but that dirty rotten
- 10:06moron had to make it about her. Come on! So,
- 10:10it's all good. And this girl's a lot prettier
- 10:13than Taylor. By the way, anybody is prettier
- 10:17than Taylor. I don't get the Taylor Swift type.
- 10:20Nah, I'm not being an incel. No, she's not ugly.
- 10:24But she is just not that pretty. Now, we got
- 10:26to put it out there. So you said that she has
- 10:28an OG jersey. There are pictures of the Amari
- 10:32Stoudemire era. That's where the origin story
- 10:34is. So shout out to her because that means she's
- 10:36been in the trenches. I had just not seen her.
- 10:38That was a good job of not saying sorry, but
- 10:44saying sorry enough to shut up the moronic Swifties.
- 10:488 -5 -6. A 49. A hoppy. What else do we got here?
- 10:55Oh, we got some good stuff here. Angela White
- 10:59says she lost her virginity at 14. There was
- 11:04this girl I went to high school with. I'm not
- 11:06going to say her name or imply anything. But
- 11:09she was one of the girls to get boobs really
- 11:13early, like seventh grade. It was popping, you
- 11:15know. The thing about it. was the fact that she
- 11:23lost her virginity at the local Frontier Days,
- 11:26the carnival that was in Arlington Heights, Illinois.
- 11:29She lost it in the port -a -potty. Right in him.
- 11:34Unless it was from behind. But I'll never forget
- 11:37that. Then there was this girl. Her name was
- 11:40Sam. She had huge boobs. In like sixth grade,
- 11:44they were like double these. It was ridiculous.
- 11:46She would like flash everybody. I mean, I saw
- 11:48them. They were nice. So basically, I turned
- 11:5114. I get rid of my virginity and I'm like, oh,
- 11:54it's on. Now I can fuck everyone. So I was fucking
- 11:57guys. I was fucking girls. Oh, yeah. Yeah, girl,
- 12:02get it. I was slut shamed for every way that
- 12:05I expressed myself. Fucking girls, was that like,
- 12:06I just want to learn about it or like I'm attracted
- 12:08to them? Both. Both. I wanted to try everything.
- 12:11Oh, yeah. Your father must not have been present.
- 12:15Practed to women. But that, at that time, that
- 12:18wasn't cool. It wasn't cool to kiss girls. So
- 12:20that was probably the thing that I was shamed
- 12:22for the most was having a girlfriend in high
- 12:24school. What? Yeah. What? It's like not. And
- 12:28I guess at the school I was at, it was just like
- 12:30there was so much. God, it's so crazy how I've
- 12:32seen like all these dudes around her and now
- 12:34she's doing a one -on -one. Homophobia. Dating
- 12:36a girl in high school like full on. Like dating
- 12:38full on. And I actually was made to apologize
- 12:42at school assembly for kissing my girl in the
- 12:44quadrangle. Oh, my God. Does her in the only
- 12:49lip she kissed. Here is Jebediah Barla talking
- 12:56about feminism. But this like enraged new wave
- 12:59feminist is like the new hot thing. Oh, yeah.
- 13:01Now, why? Because they're all washed up hags.
- 13:04That's why. They're mad at the world. Is that
- 13:07happening? Well, it's happening because women
- 13:08are miserable. They're unhappy. And rather than
- 13:11looking inward and saying, why am I unhappy?
- 13:14They are blaming outward. So this is men's fault.
- 13:17This is injustice, patriarchy. Yeah, it's just
- 13:21this thing. It's all the elder Gen Z are starting
- 13:24to get on. Their clocks began to tick. And they're
- 13:29just not sure what to do. This is all the words,
- 13:34right? Misogyny. You did me dirty. It's all that.
- 13:37Instead of saying, am I unhappy because I put
- 13:40a ton of pressure on myself to live this boss
- 13:46babe life? Am I unhappy because now I have to
- 13:50like pay my own bills and work like a dog and
- 13:52I don't have the man buying everything for me.
- 13:56Keep up with a man and a man's world as you so
- 13:59claim. And, you know, Do all of these things
- 14:03that I don't really want to do, right? And just
- 14:06completely reject my femininity. Whatever. I
- 14:11wonder what that Jedidiah Byleth girl is like
- 14:14in public. She just seems like she does not like
- 14:16women. You know how the character Uncle Ruckus
- 14:19on the Boondocks didn't like black guys? She
- 14:22seems like she does not like women. Here is Daphne
- 14:25Joy. uh here is adam 22 telling her that it'll
- 14:30hurt him mentally if his wife slept with other
- 14:32men because she thinks they're hot so she can't
- 14:34phone you and be like hey i see this really hot
- 14:37guy at the bar that would be a problem for sure
- 14:40i can put myself in how she would feel like in
- 14:42the prior scenario of me going to the mall and
- 14:44meeting a girl yeah for sure if she everyone
- 14:46goes to the mall bro it was like hey i just met
- 14:49this really hot male stripper i want to oh my
- 14:51gosh so it doesn't go both ways It's a double
- 14:55standard. Because he's a dirtbag. Okay, so like
- 14:59I said, we don't really do it off camera anyway.
- 15:02Everything Adam says, the way he talks is like
- 15:05facial expression. She just looks like a rapist.
- 15:07Like prearranged. What if she wants to? What
- 15:11if she gets the hots for somebody and calls you?
- 15:14Hell yeah, Daphne. Interrogate this Lila. Okay,
- 15:18just this verbiage right there. Gets the hots
- 15:20for him. That could be a problem, yeah. You're
- 15:23insecure. You can bang other women. But she can't
- 15:25bang other men! I've seen this in radio. And
- 15:30I've seen this in the comic community. This mindset.
- 15:34I can bang as many women as I want, but you gotta
- 15:38stand there and watch! Get my hots for. Yeah,
- 15:44I don't know. I mean, it's human nature. Oh,
- 15:47yeah. Daphne Joy just talks like a prostitute.
- 15:52It's that voice. And that sex tape was horrendous.
- 15:55Here's a girl saying don't trust your coworkers.
- 15:58Don't ever trust anyone at your job. People at
- 16:01your job are not your friends. They're your coworkers.
- 16:08But just remember, some will smile to your face,
- 16:17but will collect info and use it against you.
- 16:20If you have got a life outside of work, hobbies,
- 16:23a side hustle, school, some might get jealous.
- 16:27For them, work is everything. That seems pretty
- 16:33accurate. Mm -hmm. It's their identity. So your
- 16:38success can feel like a threat. Yeah, you know,
- 16:41like this guy. I'm about to whip somebody's ass.
- 16:47I'm a 55 -year -old shock jock. Oh, I'm about
- 16:52to whip somebody's ass. Who needs to lose weight?
- 16:56Oh, if you don't leave me alone. Whatever. You're
- 17:01going to have to send me home. Or my cover band.
- 17:04We never cheat on our lives. Because I'm about
- 17:08to whip somebody's ass. If you're planning to
- 17:13leave, switch careers, make a big move in your
- 17:16life, keep it to yourself. I have learned that.
- 17:20When I go to work now, I just hide. I talk to
- 17:23people. I just said hi to Will Calder and Rick
- 17:26Thomas' last day. I don't, I'll get me wrong.
- 17:30I do say hi to people, but I don't need to tell
- 17:34everybody everything. No, I do not. Um, here
- 17:40is Angela White saying she decided she wanted
- 17:42to do porn at 14. Well, like how, when was this?
- 17:46This is my life. This is my dream. This is my
- 17:48future. My dream. 14, 14 is kind of like. When
- 17:52she was really busting out. That was when everything
- 17:54started happening. That's when I developed my
- 17:56breasts. That's when I was super sexual. Were
- 17:59your breasts this big off the jump? Pretty much,
- 18:03not quite this big. At 14, I was a double D.
- 18:07So, and then they just slowly grew after that.
- 18:10So I never really know what age the group is.
- 18:13So she was 14. So she was a high school freshman.
- 18:18So she was probably, you know, banging the seniors.
- 18:20Felt like overnight. Like I was 13, flat chested,
- 18:2314, double D tits. Oh yeah, that's nice. God,
- 18:30you know, they're nice. I mean, we've seen them
- 18:31in porn. here's body blue saying she's becoming
- 18:38emotional while discussing her biggest fear as
- 18:40a mother my life and the baby's life despite
- 18:43this is surprisingly normal like i don't know
- 18:46if she's that hot she's like a skinkier version
- 18:48than carmen my family excited i'm excited and
- 18:54it'll be like no other setup just more interesting
- 18:56okay do they know about how the baby was conceived
- 18:58yeah they also know about sex okay but specifically
- 19:02the four there's this weird subculture in britain
- 19:04i like these guys with dark energy that are interviewing
- 19:07bonnie blue they're talking like this you know
- 19:10and then she just answers questions about you
- 19:12know semen 100 man orgy yeah they do have internet
- 19:15they do see what's in the press and i tell them
- 19:18everything i'm gonna do and what i have mom i'm
- 19:20about to get plowed by 700 men in a minute done
- 19:23you tell your family that the press lies about
- 19:25what you do yes a lot of the time I'm not a delightful
- 19:29woman. It's a bowling alley down there. Lana
- 19:34Rhodes. Can you tell what my algorithm is? Some
- 19:40people's algorithms. Baseball. Mine is porn.
- 19:49Here's Lana Rhodes opening up about how she feels
- 19:52while filming scenes. Yeah. What was it like
- 19:56being on those sets? I've kind of like disassociated
- 20:00where if I see a member at all, it's disassociated
- 20:04where... Why does every porn star, I talk, I
- 20:06like, I'm so disassociated. Do you know what
- 20:11I mean? We kind of talk like we're 14, but that's
- 20:17our mind. It's like, just talk. if I see myself
- 20:21now back then or like try to remember it's really
- 20:24hard like I don't like it almost feels like those
- 20:28aren't my memories and that wasn't me yeah like
- 20:31I yeah whatever that video evidence lives on
- 20:35forever babe I'm sorry you can try to change
- 20:39your life it's always gonna be in there There's
- 20:42always something there to remind me. Like when
- 20:47you took semen out of your face. Selena Pell
- 20:54says she actually fell in love with DJ Akademiks.
- 20:56What a skank. And I met Akademiks and then like
- 20:59that was like a shit show. What was that all
- 21:01about? Like was that a real like love affair
- 21:04for a long time? Like I really loved him. You
- 21:07know Akademiks brings a ruckus. I was really
- 21:10like. wanting him like i really loved him but
- 21:14he also had like a girl living with him like
- 21:18the other girl that oh yeah he's cheating on
- 21:20his girl y 'all saw him have the dramatic breakup
- 21:24with yeah yeah so you're the side chick you're
- 21:29naughty and you know you're naughty because you're
- 21:33a bust down Yeah, it's not important. Yeah. Well,
- 21:37you're not a fan of her, I'm guessing. Absolutely
- 21:40not, no. Right. I'm not a fan of nobody. I'm
- 21:42sure she's not a fan of you either. Who fucked
- 21:45academics? So if you've been in this DM, bitch,
- 21:48I'll literally... What is this? Wow, that is
- 21:51a good look on DJ Academics. Yeah, I know she's
- 21:56been to everybody in hip hop. DJ academics is
- 22:00five nine. I thought he was shorter, but she's
- 22:02been through everybody in hip hop, man. Academics
- 22:04must really lay the pipe. Actually, you act as
- 22:08if it's seriously your business, like that you
- 22:10hate girls because you hit me up about some other
- 22:12live stream we did and you were like, oh my God,
- 22:14tell that girl not to mention fucking academics.
- 22:16That's my boo. I'm like, what are you talking
- 22:20about? I'm pretty sure you have nothing to do
- 22:21with academics. Right now. I claim I don't like
- 22:26Adam 22, then I like use his prep service. I'm
- 22:28kind of a moron. Austin Metcalf's dad speaks
- 22:33out after the Carmelo Anthony verdict. Between
- 22:36the Metcalf family and the Anthony family. Look
- 22:40what it did. One, to those kids they have to
- 22:46live with. Two. It took on this huge, wider,
- 22:52let's have a race war throughout the nation.
- 22:57Yeah. I just feel like the color of your skin,
- 23:02you're siding with the person on each side. I
- 23:05don't see color of skins. You know what I see?
- 23:11Someone that brought a violent knife to attract
- 23:13me. They probably killed somebody. Metcalf insists
- 23:18that his son had no racist motives. I'm sure
- 23:21there's a little reason. It's like that song
- 23:23from, what is it, Book of Mormon or something?
- 23:26Everybody's a little racist sometime. When he
- 23:29approached Anthony about leaving a track team
- 23:32tent. This case was never about race. There's
- 23:35going to be those people now that just, you know,
- 23:37try to throw shade on the whole trial with the
- 23:40jury makeup. That's how I feel about it. A burp.
- 23:48Our country's doomed. This is a woman saying
- 23:55she has a recap of what it's like to hear about
- 23:58her friends in sexless marriages. What do you
- 24:01think it would sound like if someone was brutally
- 24:03honest about removing sex from their marriage
- 24:06just because they're disinterested? Yeah, but
- 24:08it's not a marriage. That's called being a roommate.
- 24:12I think you would hear shit like. Hey, I know
- 24:16that sex and intimacy is a big deal for you and
- 24:18that we've always used this as a way to stay
- 24:21connected, have children, bond, you know, show
- 24:24love and affection, but I don't want it anymore.
- 24:26I don't want to maintain it and I really cannot
- 24:30be bothered. Whatever, Dan. What is going on
- 24:33with sex? I've talked to my shrink about this
- 24:35and I don't know if people are having less sex
- 24:36or judging people for having sex. If that's what
- 24:39you want to do, whatever. Here are four things
- 24:41women find unattractive. There are four things
- 24:43women find unattractive. And if you're new here,
- 24:46my name's Gracie and I help men get on. We don't
- 24:49care, honey. We don't care that your links in
- 24:51the bio bitch stuck in their dating lives so
- 24:53that they can find their next girlfriend. So
- 24:55if that's you, you might want to consider hitting
- 24:57the follow button so that we can get you on your
- 25:02way to finding your dream girl. So here are the
- 25:04things that women find unattractive. Got it.
- 25:06Consistently putting yourself down in conversations.
- 25:09I got to work on that. I even put myself down
- 25:11a few minutes ago. It's from trauma of working
- 25:14with shock jocks. And don't like hearing you
- 25:18talk poorly about yourself. Because if you don't
- 25:21see your own value, why would she? Let's practice
- 25:24more positive self -talk before we're going out
- 25:26on dates. Another thing is neglecting your health.
- 25:29Now, this doesn't mean that you have to be some
- 25:31gym rat that survives on chicken and rice, but
- 25:34it is important to be mindful of staying active
- 25:37and watching what you eat because taking care
- 25:40of yourself shows that you value your well -being,
- 25:43which is important to women. The next thing is
- 25:45poor hygiene or grooming. Now, this one's pretty
- 25:48straightforward. Keep yourself clean and groomed
- 25:53because women are attracted to men who take pride
- 25:56in their appearance. I have this weird, I mean,
- 26:00you can see it. I only post a few pictures of
- 26:02myself a month. Because you don't need to see
- 26:05this hideous face. But I can be occasionally
- 26:08attractive. Or more known for my pound town skills.
- 26:12And by the way, the thing, ladies and gentlemen,
- 26:15is the fact that I have a little bit of facial
- 26:22hair. Almost like a wannabe Van Dyke. It's kind
- 26:25of like the shock jock look. You can't be at
- 26:29Radio House without a Van Dyke haircut. Here's
- 26:34Paul Pierce going off on streamers. You know
- 26:37what I'm mad though? I'm calling out all you
- 26:40goddamn streamers. This is like old heads and
- 26:43radio hating on podcasting. I'm calling out all
- 26:48you other motherfuckers who ain't got no talent
- 26:49getting money. This is what y 'all doing because
- 26:52y 'all really nerds in real life. You're the
- 26:55cool jock. Then you poop yourself in the NBA
- 26:59finals. And y 'all going out here spending money
- 27:02on these chicks because y 'all couldn't get them
- 27:03in real life. Well, that is a good point. That's
- 27:09a very good point. Because y 'all weak. I wanted
- 27:14to not agree with him. I really, I really, I
- 27:18did. But my Lord, is he accurate there? And y
- 27:22'all only popular because all y 'all get money
- 27:24off of this and that. Y 'all ain't got no game.
- 27:27So y 'all go out out here and putting the price
- 27:30of a girl up to a certain level. That is a very
- 27:33good point. Buying them Birkin bags. That was
- 27:38funny how I said bags. And things they don't
- 27:40need. To where now, all you got all these girls
- 27:42out here thinking that they can get dollars like
- 27:45that. That's why. Oh, yeah, they're bust -ins.
- 27:47She said that shit like that when you got cats
- 27:49out here. Like, hey, yeah, yeah, give you $100
- 27:51,000, $2 million. Man, that shit is weak. I agree.
- 27:54I wanted to disagree with Paul Pierce because
- 27:56I was a fan of the Kobe Bryant Lakers, but I'm
- 27:59kind of agreeing with him. I ain't mad at y 'all
- 28:01getting y 'all money, but y 'all driving the
- 28:03price up too much. To where y 'all got these
- 28:07girls out here all in their head thinking they
- 28:09can just, like, I mean, in the beginning part
- 28:13when he called them nerds or whatever, that was
- 28:15low -hanging fruit. But now he's speaking the
- 28:19truth. Squares out here. It's real squares out
- 28:23here y 'all following. It's very true. Really?
- 28:27They're paying these females hundreds of thousands,
- 28:31millions, and gassing them up. So now motherfuckers
- 28:35come out and they're like 15 million. Yeah, all
- 28:37right. Man, he's a miserable guy. Remember when
- 28:40he got fired from Disney for having strippers
- 28:43at his house or possibly prostitutes and they're
- 28:45playing poker? Here, here's a pack of gum. All
- 28:49right, whatever. Yeah. He kind of has a good
- 28:52time, but he kind of comes off like an entitled
- 28:54brat. This is weird. It's on a segment called
- 28:59Head to Head. Blueface's mom ranks his baby mamas
- 29:03in a row. This is off some of Blueface's lovers.
- 29:06Oh, here we go. You know, you know, I know all
- 29:09the business. Stun a girl. Coil of Ray. Stun
- 29:11a girl. I like a good. Stun a girl. Angela. Stun
- 29:17a girl. She likes to stun. By the way, his mom's
- 29:22a mouth. Who is not in a place of love right
- 29:24now? I'm choosing based on where I think my son
- 29:26is at. They get the best oral. Stun a girl. Krishan.
- 29:29Stun a girl. You made this too easy. Stun a girl.
- 29:32She only likes stun a girl. They have similar
- 29:35boobs. Girl. Jaden. Wait. Jaden. Okay. She hates
- 29:40Jaden. Oh, wow. Jaden. It is so trashy. Jaden.
- 29:49She does not hate me. Come on now. Jaden. Both.
- 29:58If I had to pick one, it would for sure be Jaden.
- 30:00She likes this Jaden girl. Yeah, you and Jaden
- 30:04seem locked in. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I ain't finna
- 30:06lose my opportunity to be in the delivery room
- 30:09for y 'all. That is a strange line to say. TMZ.
- 30:14Seeing his mom kind of makes me understand Blueface
- 30:16a little more. But she's a bust down. So when
- 30:22you see it, you're like, that's where he came
- 30:23from. My clavicular reveals his next cosmetic
- 30:26surgery. They basically make a cut on the lower
- 30:30jaw and then move it forward and apply screws.
- 30:33And same with the upper jaw. I don't understand.
- 30:36I mean, I try my hardest to look okay. I'm kind
- 30:38of handsome at times. But I don't understand
- 30:42restructuring your face. I cannot even talk.
- 30:49It's called a Laforte osteotomy. They cut along
- 30:52your interior nasal spine. And then advance your
- 30:55jaw forward. So, like, they actually have to
- 30:57break your jaw. Why? How many points do you think
- 31:00you're going to go up on the 1 through 10 scale
- 31:02after getting that surgery? 1 .5. 1 .5. I want
- 31:05a bunch of livers. You know what? This is why
- 31:08I don't interact with people. This is why I don't
- 31:10film my show. Because you're competing with these
- 31:14morons. And a lot of people always fail. Like,
- 31:21you know, like, they got to, like, Compete with
- 31:24these podcasts. I don't care. You can have your
- 31:27clavícula to the world. I'm here being me. Oh,
- 31:33am I ever? Let's see here. Here's Andrew Tate
- 31:39saying why girls who do sex work become the most
- 31:41loyal women. right here what's actually interesting
- 31:45i identified something that i see in miss young
- 31:47german here and girls who are making money from
- 31:50dudes they often very much struggle to find a
- 31:53romantic relationship with the dude you just
- 31:55said yourself i don't talk to guys in a romantic
- 31:57way i don't care about romantic way and a lot
- 31:59of girls who do sex work are in many ways repulsed
- 32:03by men for things outside of money a lot of the
- 32:05girls used to work for me on webcam they like
- 32:06whatever then webcam yeah here's adrian broner
- 32:12Talking to Vlad about when he DM'd Bad Baby back
- 32:16in 2017 and did not know she was 14. Oh, I'm
- 32:19so sure. She was on freaking TV talking about
- 32:22being at home with her mom. Yes, you had DM'd
- 32:26Bad Baby, not knowing that she was actually 16.
- 32:29Yeah, man. We've been 15 for eight years, man.
- 32:34That is not what you want to say all along. Check
- 32:40his hard drive. KLG was down to buy like a hot
- 32:44piece of ass. Let me save that here. I will post
- 32:49that on RyanHoppyRadio .com. 856 -49 -Hoppy.
- 32:56856 -494 -6773. Lil Wayne had a victory in court.
- 33:02Nancy Pelosi predicts Democrats will win the
- 33:04midterms. Scooter Braun and Taylor Swift did
- 33:08not hang out at the Knicks game. What a surprise.
- 33:11Mackenzie Shrilla, that dirty rotten broad, has
- 33:13a new job in jail. She's a food service worker.
- 33:17Oh, yeah. You know, she goes out on a lot of
- 33:21girls. Ariana Grande does not like that the White
- 33:24House uses her music for immigration videos.
- 33:28Dana White says weather won't stop UFC Freedom
- 33:31250. Kai Trump says she didn't edit out the booze
- 33:34in the video of her. She made a video. on her
- 33:38instagram of the national anthem and she says
- 33:41she didn't edit out the booze the booze were
- 33:43edited out but she says that the person that
- 33:46uploaded the video did it i love when something
- 33:48gets received well on someone's instagram account
- 33:50they take credit but then when it's not received
- 33:52well they're like oh no no no no no no no it
- 33:55was um it was the other person grow up uh hunter
- 34:04biden says he wants to be the vice president
- 34:06for gavin newsom he's a loser ethan slater made
- 34:10his first appearance by himself and savannah
- 34:13chrisley has a new boyfriend uh there yeah okay
- 34:15all right eight five six actually let me press
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- 34:3049 Hoppy. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet
- 34:36at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email
- 34:39me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. This show is
- 34:43for the hard -working average Joe and Jane that
- 34:46grind in life. I don't care if you live in Tampa
- 34:49Bay or Cleveland or Rochester or Fresno. As long
- 34:53as you're listening, that's all that matters.
- 34:55Go to RyanHobbyRadio .com. As I am talking, I
- 34:58am uploading this picture of Carol G. looking
- 35:00like a snack. Mm -hmm. That's on the bottom of
- 35:03the front page, along with a lot of other busty
- 35:06women. We'll be right back. Hang on. Happy hour.
- 35:38RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right
- 35:40back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
- 35:43we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And
- 35:48we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As
- 35:54a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
- 35:56to this next song, you can skip over it. But
- 35:58Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
- 36:01so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.
- 36:05Poppy Hour will be right back. You know, we begin
- 36:09each Friday with the Everyday My Weekend. Oh,
- 36:16sure. I got it. God damn it. I had YouTube muted.
- 36:20Whatever. Every day my weekend, man I ballin',
- 36:38man I ballin' Every day my weekend, we gon' ball,
- 36:44we gon' ballin' Every day my weekend, hoes I
- 36:49be freakin' You blame me, make you rain, but
- 36:52drop, leave you leakin' Nigga, I'm just light
- 36:55skin, I ain't Puerto Rican Michael Jackson, PC,
- 36:58my ice to rock is Christmas Put it out, put it
- 37:01out, put it out Come out with Cartagin Bitch,
- 37:04I'm the boss, so they think that I'm a raven
- 37:06Yeah, I'm token like the Taliban Tunes from Afghanistan
- 37:09My car sits so high, don't stop no bitch, I land
- 37:12And all this ain't juice, man, but I'm on that
- 37:15juice, man Give me five bottles of that goose,
- 37:18I get a loose man For real, baby, you playin',
- 37:21do that on the handstand I do this shit every
- 37:24day, ballin' to my plan Yeah, ballin', that's
- 37:27my nine -to -five, me and Scruggie, you and I
- 37:29You don't want this kind of We'll be right back.
- 38:57Ay, you know I fuck with butch Overdosing on
- 39:00the strong, rolling quarters of the club Club
- 39:03Miami Saturday, girls the baddest in my book
- 39:05I just won't write on end why you lame niggas
- 39:08look bitch Even on a Sunday, I don't take a day
- 39:12Y 'all was clubbing and then staging in my nigga,
- 39:15Q Angelo Chickens see the insides, first they
- 39:18take they shirt off Second, when they hear our
- 39:20songs, then they take they skirts off She gon'
- 39:23serve us, mouth thick or tongue out Four hours
- 39:26later, fuck us all, I was like, wow Y 'all got
- 39:29milk money, bitch, nigga, I'ma cash out Every
- 39:32day, my weekend, livin' life on a fastball Cause
- 39:35every day, my weekend Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
- 40:15on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Hey, this is Drew Lane,
- 40:21and you're listening to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
- 40:22Hoppy. If this doesn't make you think, laugh,
- 40:25or yell at your speakers, are you even listening?
- 40:28Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy is back. Welcome to
- 40:33Hoppy Hour. And now for something completely
- 40:45different. Door is closing. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.
- 41:28Me. Me. This is the theme to Hoppy Hour The theme
- 42:03to Hoppy Hour Oh wow With Ryan Hop bringing the
- 42:10power Let's laugh, let's dance right now Pop,
- 42:15pop, shoo, wop In the tower, silly jokes The
- 42:19last will shower Ryan's here with all the chatter
- 42:21Tune in, folks, it really matters Hoppy Hour
- 42:24is the thing With Ryan Hop we all sing Grab your
- 42:27friends and let's all swing It's the theme, oh
- 42:30wow Scooby -Doo and Wappy Toons Ryan's laughter
- 42:34fills the rooms Crazy fun and all the loons Hop!
- 42:37Sour brings the booms Catch the wave and ride
- 42:40the fun With Hoppy Hour we're never done Ryan
- 42:43Hop! It's Hoppy! Come and join us everyone Hoppy
- 42:46Hour is the thing With Ryan Hop we all sing Happy!
- 42:50Let's all swing 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. That's 8 -5
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- 44:16This is when I used to type in H -O -P -P -E,
- 44:18not H -O -P -P -Y. Even though there was an Olympian
- 44:22that went by Hop with the last name. Isn't that
- 44:32a beautiful song? That is. Happy Hot Topic! Today
- 44:43on TMZ. Alright, you're not going to believe
- 44:47this, but Taylor Swift is in the news. It's actually
- 44:50not about her wedding. She showed up to the Toy
- 44:52Story 5 premiere. Oh my god, she has to ruin
- 44:55that movie. Song for the movie. She spoke to
- 44:59the audience. Toy Story 5 is my favorite of all
- 45:02of the Toy Stories. This is her favorite Toy
- 45:04Story. Ah, that's such a kiss -ass line. Nothing
- 45:06beats the first one! Even the second one's not
- 45:11bad. Of course she's in it. Yeah, I know. Spencer
- 45:15Pratt is out of the running for L .A. mayor.
- 45:17During his campaign, he said, if I don't win,
- 45:20I'm out of L .A. And Jimmy Kimmel trolled him
- 45:22very hard. Oh, my God, that political douchebag.
- 45:27Makes everything about him. Help you out. We
- 45:29rented you a U -Haul. This is... Kind of funny.
- 45:33I hate saying it. Goodbye, Spencer Pratt. It's
- 45:36kind of spiking the football on a guy who I don't
- 45:38think is done politically. No, he'll run for
- 45:40president. With Trump becoming president, now
- 45:42anything is possible. There's no right path to
- 45:44the White House anymore. An indictment helps.
- 45:48Kyle Cook from Summer House. Oh, yeah! Scumbag!
- 45:55Talking about Weston Amanda. That's all. Incredibly
- 45:58betrayed by Wes and Amanda. So Kyle. Oh man,
- 46:01I'm sure it's never your fault. Everyone else
- 46:04is out the kitchen. Was married to Amanda and
- 46:07his best friend Wes and Amanda started sleeping
- 46:10together. Oh yeah. He's plowing her. That ain't
- 46:16your best friend, huh? Is Summer House this generation's
- 46:19Jersey Shore? I would say less trashy, but they're
- 46:21pretty... Ah, it's pretty trashy. At least Jersey
- 46:24Shore was fine. Trash. Ah, not all of them. You
- 46:27just pitched a story about one... Ah, I don't
- 46:29need to use cackling bronze. Mm -hmm. I... I
- 46:33do the talking here. And you don't! Okay. Let's
- 46:39see what's going on here. Happy Hot Topic! I'm
- 46:44like, I can also do it on my own. Billy Bob Brown
- 46:46is calling out this strange double standard.
- 46:49Less than a year. Everything around women's a
- 46:52double standard. Because they're always victims.
- 46:55They're always victims. After the Stranger Things
- 46:58star welcomed a baby with her husband. Also slammed.
- 47:00Oops, what the hell? Fast forwarded. Sorry. Stranger
- 47:03Things star welcomed a baby with her husband,
- 47:05Jake Bon Jovi. Oh yeah, you know, he got some
- 47:07pound town on that ass. slammed online skeptics
- 47:11during a June 10th appearance on the Not Gonna
- 47:13Lie podcast who claim that he doesn't help her
- 47:16out. While the pair's recent outings have seen
- 47:18Millie carrying most of the cargo. Oh, yeah.
- 47:22Seems like she's doing most of the work, but
- 47:24maybe she doesn't want him touching it. While
- 47:26Jake walks alongside her hands free, the actress
- 47:30pointed out the double standard in the critiques
- 47:32that they've received. People are like, your
- 47:34husband doesn't hold a single thing. And I'm
- 47:41like, because I'm three miles ahead. Most women,
- 47:46they got a mission and you got to keep up with
- 47:48them. I've been planning this all night. Yeah,
- 47:53you know, she's a planner. And if something does
- 47:56not go her way, she's mad. All about empowering
- 48:00girls. Girls. Girls. You know, she gives a good
- 48:05mouth hug or two. She just has a vibe about her.
- 48:09She gives a good mouth hug. I'm like, you got
- 48:12it. You don't need a man. But then when I'm like,
- 48:14okay, I can carry my own things. People are like,
- 48:17where's your husband? Blah, blah, blah. Zoe Kravitz
- 48:28shares rare insight into dating Harry Styles
- 48:30after their engagement. A little over a month
- 48:36after reports emerged suggesting the couple were
- 48:38engaged, the actress details what it's like falling
- 48:40in love when the whole world is watching. As
- 48:45she admits to British Vogue in an interview published
- 48:48on June 11, I think doing anything in the public
- 48:51eye is uncomfortable. And while she is aware
- 48:54of the interest in her and Terry's romance, which
- 48:57began in August of 2025, she explains how it
- 49:00feels from the inside. I'm aware it's happening.
- 49:03I'm aware when it's happening. Like when there
- 49:05are eight people outside my house. That's super
- 49:08uncomfortable. I'm aware of all the ingredients
- 49:10that create the thing we're talking about. That
- 49:15doesn't mean you're necessarily okay with it.
- 49:18However, Zoe isn't going to let anything keep
- 49:21her from living the life she wants. Adding, there
- 49:23are moments, obviously, when you just want to
- 49:25hide because it feels overwhelming. Yeah, you
- 49:28know, being a celebrity doesn't seem as good
- 49:31as it's cracked out to be. And I don't even think
- 49:33it's really cracked out to be that good. Vanderpump
- 49:41Rules alum Dana Caffin comes out as a lesbian.
- 49:43The Vanderpump Rules alum comes out as a lesbian
- 49:46posting a picture of herself with friends and
- 49:48sporting a cropped tank top that... I hope he
- 49:50can get to the point that it doesn't matter when
- 49:52it is. ...simply says gay. Oh, yeah! All you
- 49:59gotta do, babe, let me give you some advice,
- 50:01because I dated a bisexual girl. All you gotta
- 50:04do is like that type of a client. 35 -year -old
- 50:08writes in a June 7th Instagram post, shout out
- 50:10to my fellow late -in -life lesbians. Happy Pride.
- 50:14Oh, yeah. Now is she truly lesbian? Or is it
- 50:19more she'll dip her toe in a little penis? That
- 50:22makes no sense. The Disrespectfully podcast host
- 50:25shares more insight into her coming out journey,
- 50:27explaining that it took a lot of work to get
- 50:29to a point where she could live her truth. Yo,
- 50:34as I always say, you know what I'm going to say?
- 50:42Johnson details a health scare that left him
- 50:45wondering if he had cancer. Yeah, we all know
- 50:49I talk smack on this show. We all know I give
- 50:54me a jackass, but I'm a death and cancer. I don't
- 50:58mess with. In a June 11th interview with Esquire,
- 51:03the actor recalls discovering a painful lump
- 51:05in his testicle while showering on a Friday.
- 51:08I was like, damn it, I should not have banged
- 51:10that woman. And by Monday morning, he was in
- 51:12a doctor's office looking for answers. According
- 51:15to Dwayne, his doctor told him the issue was
- 51:18most likely epididymitis. All right, well, I'm
- 51:20glad he's okay, but we need the rock. Selena
- 51:30Gomez is proving there's no bad blood between
- 51:32her and Taylor Swift. All right, so after the
- 51:35Spurs lost to the Knicks, she commented on an
- 51:39MTV post showing Taylor Swift at the Knicks game
- 51:42and she commented, LOL. And then on her story,
- 51:45she posted pictures of her from the past wearing
- 51:47a Spurs jersey implying, I'm a real fan and you're
- 51:51not. And then what she did was she deleted that
- 51:56said post. Honey, it lives on forever. after
- 52:05the actress commented LOL underneath an Instagram
- 52:07roundup from Game 4 of the NBA Finals that had
- 52:11photos of various celebrities in attendance,
- 52:13including Taylor. Oh, son of a bitch. She's like,
- 52:16how can I get publicity? By the way, I was going
- 52:19to say earlier that she does things when there's
- 52:21an album coming out. Well, I mean, Toy Story
- 52:235 is coming out. So maybe that was to promote
- 52:25it because everything she does is about publicity.
- 52:29She doesn't have an original opinion or personality
- 52:33in her body. A very skinny little, you know,
- 52:37chicken -like body. The Rare Beauty founder clarified
- 52:40speculation that she was shaving her longtime
- 52:43pal. And I was just so autistic watching her
- 52:45dance. I'm dancing. I'm dancing. Selena writes
- 52:50on her Instagram stories June 11th, quote, woke
- 52:52up and was sent so many texts. Oh, yeah, you
- 52:55know, she regretted it. She's probably a little
- 52:57tipsy. Maybe I'm like a two -day dry spell with
- 53:01Benny Blanca. She's probably emotional about
- 53:03the spares. She's not your friend, honey. Shut
- 53:07up. Why can't people just trash Taylor and just
- 53:10stick by it? I'll trash her. She's a moron. No,
- 53:18it wasn't. You're lying. Stop lying. You're bipolar.
- 53:23And bipolar people like me do bombastic things
- 53:25and then regret it after. 33 -year -old also
- 53:27made sure to explain another Instagram story
- 53:30she'd posted the previous night. She wrote, quote,
- 53:33mad respect for the game. Congrats to the peeps
- 53:35that represent. What a comeback. Shut up! Why
- 53:39can't anybody stick by their opinion that they're
- 53:42annoyed by the fakeness of Taylor Swift? Why
- 53:46did the Knicks reporter, play -by -play girl,
- 53:49whatever she is, why did she have to say sorry?
- 53:52Taylor Swift is fake. She's a walking publicity
- 53:55machine. It works for her, but she's fake. Stick
- 53:58by it. So funny how some are all of a sudden
- 54:00fans, though, LOL. Yeah, it's very true. So that's
- 54:04her saying sorry, but then also saying, you're
- 54:07kind of fake. Mm -hmm. Well, Selena further explains
- 54:10it was all about the opposing team. No, it wasn't.
- 54:14Clarified, quote, second, I bet my friends on
- 54:16the game. Oh, yeah, so she lost a bet. Mm -hmm.
- 54:21In the text chain, I post it. I lost, but was
- 54:24poking at my opponents, my friends. God, why
- 54:29does nobody stick by their opinion? You don't
- 54:31like Taylor, and that's fine. She's not very
- 54:34likable. She's annoying. Stick by it. Let's talk
- 54:48about a recent viral moment that's got the hip
- 54:51-hop world buzzing. And it's Boozy going off
- 54:54on A $AP Rocky for wearing a thong. I swear to
- 54:58God, I think Boozy wants penis more than anything.
- 55:04This guy right here. Oh, he's always talking
- 55:07about people that are doing things that are a
- 55:09little flammish. Because he wants penis. This
- 55:12time involving Boosie and A $AP Rocky. A video
- 55:15started circulating online that appeared to show
- 55:18Rocky performing on stage in what looked like
- 55:21thong underwear. Hell yeah. He must have forgot
- 55:24to do laundry and was like, hey, can I wear all
- 55:27of your thongs? Boosie didn't hold back. He jumped
- 55:31on social media, expressing his disbelief and
- 55:34disgust. He even questioned if the - He said,
- 55:36this gotta be AI. I know this N -word ain't got
- 55:39a thon. This gotta be AI. If not, who just said
- 55:42they go start wearing thongs? I feel sorry for
- 55:44the little boys in this world. And he is all
- 55:46about little boys. It's very off -putting. The
- 55:49same guy that got a prostitute for his 15 -year
- 55:51-old. He's a scumbag! Clip was AI -generated
- 55:56before jokingly declaring, I'm going back to
- 55:59sleep, this world coming to an end. Yeah, your
- 56:01career came to an end a while ago. But others
- 56:07quickly pointed out that Rocky was actually wearing
- 56:09nude -colored boxer briefs with a black band.
- 56:12Yeah, so it's on the top of Boozy's mind is anything
- 56:15that's gay. Good news, bye -bye! Or the thong.
- 56:19All right, well, you got kind of proven to be
- 56:21an idiot. Why? Because Booty Badass is an idiot.
- 56:24He had songs. Zoom. Zoom, zoom, zoom. But he's
- 56:29still an idiot. Idiot, idiot. Happy Hot Topic.
- 56:35John Stamos is dropping plastic surgery secrets,
- 56:38telling the Really Good Podcast. Oh, yeah. That's
- 56:41that dirty route and cheating. No, it is. body
- 56:47health after I ruined her family for fame. It's
- 56:51a hard no for one procedure. Have you had a facelift?
- 56:54No. Everybody's having them these days. Have
- 56:56you? I won't do that. You won't? I don't care.
- 56:58Yeah, she's had one. And other, you know, bodily
- 57:01fluids on her face. I got Botox on my forehead
- 57:04before. And when I was a kid, I had a nose job.
- 57:07All right, so that's kind of like him saying,
- 57:10I didn't do this, but I did these other things.
- 57:11Close enough. Now let's talk about rappers Rick
- 57:24Ross and Uncle Murda. Uncle Murda! Uncle Murda
- 57:28has reacted after fans reportedly spotted Rick
- 57:31Ross in an airport waiting area preparing to
- 57:34take a commercial flight. We ain't high like
- 57:58Rick Ross in the airport. It's all good. All
- 58:02right, that was riveting. All these rappers are
- 58:05obsessed with each other. They just need to have
- 58:06one big gay orgy and get it all right. Jim Allen
- 58:11gives an update on the Home Improvement reboot,
- 58:13and it doesn't sound promising. In an interview
- 58:16with Us Weekly... That is one forgotten sitcom.
- 58:20June 10th, the Toy Story 5 star shares his POV
- 58:23on where the series stands. POV, I think I pawned.
- 58:27Telling the outlet, they keep talking about how
- 58:29it could move forward, but they get stuck because
- 58:31there are some personality problems right now
- 58:34with the boys. I'm sure you're a saint. So you
- 58:39don't write any poems? He adds, they've got their
- 58:41own issues. I always thought it would be cool
- 58:43if it was a story about them. Well, I don't write
- 58:45them. I want to see what the neighbor looks like.
- 58:50Kyle Busch's wife, Samantha Busch, is honoring
- 58:56a promise she made to her late husband. Nearly
- 58:59a month after the NASCAR driver died at age 41.
- 59:03Man, time is fine. It's been a month. pneumonia
- 59:06that progressed into sepsis. Samantha details
- 59:09continuing the dream he shared with their son,
- 59:12Brexton. On June 10th, Samantha takes to Instagram
- 59:15to share photos from the 11 -year -old's summer
- 59:18shootout race in Charlotte. Alongside the photos,
- 59:21she reflects on a promise she made to Kyle while
- 59:24he was still in the hospital. Writing in the
- 59:26caption, I promised him that I would do everything
- 59:29I could to help our children pursue their dreams
- 59:32no matter what. Ah, rest in peace, dude. You
- 59:36seem like a good enough dude. Mm -hmm. Happy
- 59:40Hot Topic! It's so off -putting how much she
- 59:57looks like Kim. Yay! more than life all right
- 1:00:13you know she loves him more than life and there's
- 1:00:16this loser right here a trial is now underway
- 1:00:22for the man accused of sparking the deadly palisades
- 1:00:25fire in southern california man how much of a
- 1:00:27mentally ill loser do you have to be like no
- 1:00:33one loves you dude Prosecutors say last year's
- 1:00:36fire was one of the worst disasters in Los Angeles
- 1:00:39history. You don't say. Killing 12 people and
- 1:00:41destroying thousands of homes and businesses.
- 1:00:44Prosecutors say the man on trial, Jonathan Rendernick,
- 1:00:48was emotionally distraught that he had an apparent
- 1:00:51obsession with fire. You're a loser, dude. You
- 1:00:54were born out of New Orleans. And he was fixated
- 1:00:58on accused UnitedHealthcare CEO killer, Luigi
- 1:01:02Mangione. That's the problem, is we all romanticized
- 1:01:05Luigi and made him into a machine when we probably
- 1:01:07should not have. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -49
- 1:01:19-46773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.
- 1:01:24You can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail
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- 1:01:30news, Tampa Bay news, Chicago news, Cleveland
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- 1:01:45we uploaded a picture there. Coming up next is
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- 1:02:32I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day. The
- 1:02:39semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
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- 1:04:06your drink cold And you gon' stop a nigga if
- 1:04:09he try to blow your roll Hurricane, beat it out
- 1:04:12the frame, Mack Moe You pop the pill, but you
- 1:04:15look like you on crack Hurricane, beat it out
- 1:04:18the frame, Mack Moe You pop the pill, but you...
- 1:06:04Smokin' weed with three feet, watchin' hoes shake
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- 1:06:09tryin' to get rough They know what it is, on
- 1:06:12what? Send me up, send me up I'm on that blue
- 1:06:13dog, look down, red airplane And I'm on the dance
- 1:06:17floor, lockin' up, lame With two bitches on the
- 1:06:20side of me, yeah, they out, they mine Got Patron
- 1:06:22and Apple Parker, got them on the slow ride Get
- 1:06:48up on my level All right, that's getting annoying.
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- 1:07:53that includes you, Mike Colta, stalking my pages.
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- 1:11:09Mic was off. Draymond Green is adding a community
- 1:11:11note to his own social media clapback, claiming
- 1:11:14when he told a woman he'd crush her dirty -ass
- 1:11:16kids, he was still in Kevin Hart roast mode.
- 1:11:21Whatever. Here it is. Luke Zion! What? Just so
- 1:11:31we're clear. When I told their girl I'll crush
- 1:11:34them, kid, I looked at their picture. Good job,
- 1:11:36Steve Kerr. You chose him over Kevin Durant,
- 1:11:39Jordan Poole, and Klay Thompson. You loser! Now,
- 1:11:42you're a winning coach. This is who you side
- 1:11:44with. I was talking about I'll fraud him, kids.
- 1:11:46Like, I'll roast him. I was in the spirit of
- 1:11:49roasting. I had just finished a Kevin Hart. Wait,
- 1:11:51man, like a stomp crush. No, hell no. I got little
- 1:11:54girls, man. I ain't kidding. Doesn't mean deadly
- 1:11:58swamp. That was hilarious. I would put my name
- 1:12:00as a little girl. There you go. Shut your ass.
- 1:12:03That interviewer's kissing his ass, too. Jalen
- 1:12:07Brunson and Josh Hart talk about a time they
- 1:12:10got into a fight in college. I don't think you
- 1:12:11understand, bro, like, what actually happened
- 1:12:14that day. I think you actually blacked out. It
- 1:12:17was. So I'm going to tell you the exact. Did
- 1:12:19he tell you the whole story of how it happened?
- 1:12:20Yeah. Yeah. So we're at the top of the key. And,
- 1:12:24you know, like Coach Wright practices, like you're
- 1:12:27a defender. You're supposed to be, you know,
- 1:12:29kind of pressing up, you know, on them, ball
- 1:12:31pressure, all that stuff. So that happened. And
- 1:12:33then on the other side, on the offensive play,
- 1:12:36you're supposed to be like strong with the ball,
- 1:12:38pivot, do all that stuff. So I'm doing what I'm
- 1:12:41supposed to do. He's doing what he's supposed
- 1:12:42to do. But when he pivots. to go pass the ball
- 1:12:46to the other side of the court he just hits me
- 1:12:49with an elbow this clean pow and passed it and
- 1:12:53we actually looked at the film i think like a
- 1:12:55day or two after and it was like at that moment
- 1:12:58like he looked at me and i looked at him and
- 1:13:03it was like i knew exactly what happened yeah
- 1:13:06like i don't know how there you go Here's Jalen
- 1:13:13Brunson getting emotional remembering a young
- 1:13:15fan who passed away. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856
- 1:13:20-494 -6773. Real quick before we get started.
- 1:13:28Just want to say hearts and my thoughts and prayers
- 1:13:34are with a friend of mine I got to meet and talk
- 1:13:37to last week. Jonathan from North Carolina. from
- 1:13:42the Make -A -Wish Foundation and the Garden of
- 1:13:43Dreams Foundation. He had a heart condition,
- 1:13:48and it was just asking me to just kind of take
- 1:13:53a video and reach out to him, but something in
- 1:13:55my mind told me just to try and get on FaceTime,
- 1:13:58get the chat with him, and I got the pleasure
- 1:14:02to do so. It was a quick call, but it was well
- 1:14:08worth it. And I just want to say my thoughts
- 1:14:11and prayers were him and his family. Just finding
- 1:14:13out some news about him today. So, my God rest
- 1:14:18his soul. Hell yeah. Jalen Brunson's dad, it's
- 1:14:23kind of the unspoken thing. It's kind of a scumbag,
- 1:14:25but man, shout out to Jalen. Jalen, sorry about
- 1:14:29that, man. Yeah, he's crying. What was your viewpoint?
- 1:14:34He'd be a good dad. OG's tipping. Yeah. He's
- 1:14:42not got his mind on the game, man. What an idiot.
- 1:14:48These fucking reporters, and I saw it when I
- 1:14:51worked at 95 .3 and WDAE. Jesus Christ. They're
- 1:14:54like, don't read the fucking room. They all got
- 1:14:56autism. He just talked about someone dying, and
- 1:15:00he's like, who's about to tip in? Sports nerds.
- 1:15:04What a fucking drip of a reporter. Never said
- 1:15:08that. Here he is talking about, he's being asked.
- 1:15:13Again, another case of these stupid reporters.
- 1:15:17The most important thing to him between winning
- 1:15:19MVP, a championship, or world peace. Jesus. Is
- 1:15:23anybody getting a press credential now? Your
- 1:15:26coach said you are the MVP candidate. Which one
- 1:15:29is most important for you? Championship? Being
- 1:15:33MVP? or peaceful celebration and peace entire
- 1:15:37world. What a fucking drip. Or all of them. What
- 1:15:46the fuck's going on? Are we in a bizarro world?
- 1:15:49This is like a Mad TV skit. No wonder Jalen's
- 1:15:56wearing those shades indoors. He doesn't want
- 1:15:58to look at these morons. what to say. The most
- 1:16:02important thing for me is just over these next
- 1:16:0648 hours just focusing on what we gotta do to
- 1:16:08win game five. That is hilarious. I'm a reporter
- 1:16:17from Dubai. Here is Mike Brown on Jose Alvarado.
- 1:16:29Sorry, Mom. I'm a fucking clap for Jose. Sorry,
- 1:16:33Mom. Jose was unbelievable tonight. He changed
- 1:16:39the game. I like Mike Brown. He's a little better
- 1:16:41of a coach by a lot than Mitch Johnson. His scene.
- 1:16:45There you go. And then here he is talking about
- 1:16:47how Fat Joe's chains got in the way of him seeing
- 1:16:50things. Yeah, Fat Joe's a little annoying. Fat
- 1:16:52Joe's sitting there with all these chains on.
- 1:16:55And every time he jumped up, the freaking lights
- 1:16:58with those chains, they blinded me. So it was
- 1:17:04a little hard. Fat Joe, keep wearing the chains
- 1:17:07because you look smooth. Yeah. They kissed a
- 1:17:11celebrity's asses a little too much. By the way,
- 1:17:15Unfortunately, if you're listening in Fresno
- 1:17:16on Monday morning, either the Knicks won on Friday
- 1:17:21or the Spurs came back. So, it's a little outdated.
- 1:17:26But here's to Aaron Fox saying why he went for
- 1:17:28the layup and not for dribbling out the clock.
- 1:17:31This moron. Yeah. He's from a loser franchise,
- 1:17:47so he'll always be a loser. Here is OG being
- 1:17:53asked about to tip in. You just hit the game
- 1:17:55-winning shot in an NBA Finals game in front
- 1:17:57of your home crowd. How does that feel? It feels
- 1:18:00cool. I mean, everyone's pretty excited. I'm
- 1:18:03excited, too. They need to get rid of the press
- 1:18:08conferences. It's more interesting hearing them
- 1:18:11on their podcast or even inside the NBA does
- 1:18:13a better job. These freaking idiots are like,
- 1:18:15what does it feel like to win one of the biggest
- 1:18:18moments you ever had? Fucking what the fuck?
- 1:18:20What are we doing? Here's Aiden Ross on Game
- 1:18:254. You got recency bias here, seeing it's the
- 1:18:27greatest NBA Finals of all time. I don't know!
- 1:18:30Think about, I don't know, 1998 NBA Finals was
- 1:18:33pretty good. 2010 went down to the last minute,
- 1:18:38was pretty good. 2011 was pretty good when Derrick
- 1:18:42beat him. The 2016 Finals was pretty good. The
- 1:18:472019 Finals was pretty good. You get the frickin'
- 1:18:50point! What are we talking about? Of course about
- 1:18:54the fucking Knicks. What are we talking about?
- 1:18:56I'm going to just say this right now. This is
- 1:18:59the greatest NBA finals of all time. When you're
- 1:19:02coked up, you say stupid things. Here is Steven
- 1:19:06Castle talking about why we're wrong. It says
- 1:19:14we've pretty much dictated the winner. Are these
- 1:19:16freaking reporters either got their mic on too
- 1:19:19low to record things? Or they're not putting
- 1:19:21the microphone. We got a freaking AI that can
- 1:19:24make a logo in a second. But these out -of -touch
- 1:19:26reporters ask the stupidest things. And then
- 1:19:30the mic. Okay, so this is my mic all the way
- 1:19:32turned up. This is what it sounds like. It's
- 1:19:34like. What are you doing? Here is LeBron talking
- 1:19:39about being in Miami at 25. So, it - Totally
- 1:19:43not cheating on Savannah! So, it took me to get
- 1:19:47uncomfortable going to Miami and experiencing
- 1:19:49something new for me to tap into something I
- 1:19:52didn't even know I had. Tap that ass. Or I knew
- 1:19:54I wanted. I knew I wanted to win a championship,
- 1:19:55but it took me to go to Miami to kind of, kind
- 1:19:59of learn myself. How old were you when you went
- 1:20:01to Miami? 25. What was that like? I don't recommend
- 1:20:04anybody go to Miami at 25. I'm so sick of that.
- 1:20:08God! Here is Trae Young talking about how his
- 1:20:13dad pushed him hard. It just got to a point where
- 1:20:16me and him, he was pushing me so hard. It was
- 1:20:19like I didn't, I love him to death. It got to
- 1:20:23a point where I didn't, I love my dad now because
- 1:20:27I appreciate everything he pushed me through.
- 1:20:29But there were times I didn't. I didn't love
- 1:20:31my dad. Like, yeah, I think I'd like my dad too.
- 1:20:33If he wasn't dead, making it about me. Uh, he
- 1:20:36says to people, Trey Young says to people screaming
- 1:20:38at him, look just like him. And it's jealousy.
- 1:20:40I look in the crowd and I see a lot of people
- 1:20:42look just like me. You know what I'm saying?
- 1:20:43I got cousins. I have a white side or black side.
- 1:20:46I got a lot of people that I look in the crowd
- 1:20:48and that look just like me, same height, everything.
- 1:20:52And they, they saying these things to me, but
- 1:20:54I know it doesn't come from. And real hate, I
- 1:20:57think, comes from just a little bit of jealousy.
- 1:21:01And for me, if I was in their shoes, I'd feel
- 1:21:04the same way. Yeah, well, there's that. And here's
- 1:21:07Alonzo Mourning and Udonis talking about one
- 1:21:10time when... Shaq was in foul. He purposely got
- 1:21:15in foul trouble because he ate a steak before
- 1:21:16the game. Golden State. I can tell you all this
- 1:21:22shit now. This is real. Golden State on the bus
- 1:21:29after the shoot around. He taps me on the shoulder
- 1:21:32again. I'm going to pick up two quick ones. I
- 1:21:39ain't got it tonight. I ain't got it tonight.
- 1:21:45You're going to play a lot. Just letting you
- 1:21:49know. I'm too quick. Hey, communication. You
- 1:21:53see the leadership. Let's see him communicate.
- 1:21:55He prepared me for this. That's about 45 on the
- 1:21:59clock. He's sitting over there like this. That
- 1:22:02is the basketball Bob and Tom show with the freaking
- 1:22:05laughter of Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's the thing
- 1:22:09that kind of held Shaq back was like that out
- 1:22:11of shape mindset. And then here he is saying
- 1:22:13how his ex -wife never loved him. There was something
- 1:22:16that went very viral with your ex -wife. And
- 1:22:19she had said something along the lines of she
- 1:22:21didn't think that she ever really loved you.
- 1:22:24And my response was I wouldn't have loved me
- 1:22:27either. Yeah. There you go. Time for NFL news.
- 1:22:35God damn it. I'm trying so hard to put on a show.
- 1:22:39And I have to sometimes mute the website. So
- 1:22:41let's try again. We got 89 days until the NFL
- 1:22:55returns. And Henry Rugg will not be there. X
- 1:22:58-Raiders wide receiver denied parole after nearly
- 1:23:01five years behind bars. That sucks. Travis Kelsey
- 1:23:08is supposedly not sidetracked by his wedding,
- 1:23:11says Andy Urein. Ex -NFL star Michael Turner
- 1:23:16says, all I have to say is... Weird. He has the
- 1:23:24plum emoji and then the licking emoji. All I
- 1:23:26have to say is plum and lick. Allegedly fired
- 1:23:28off emojis to ex and child support drama. I feel
- 1:23:31stupider for reading that. Rams, Alaric Jackson,
- 1:23:35domestic accuser says she's pregnant, has cuts
- 1:23:39and bruises. Just proving that football players
- 1:23:42can be dirtbags. But first... Here's Michael
- 1:23:56Vick talking about crying in prison. Happy Hot
- 1:24:01Topic! But it didn't get real, so they slammed
- 1:24:05that door and they locked it. I was like, hold
- 1:24:09on. Wow. This is happening right now. You're
- 1:24:13like, three months ago, I had 15 meals in the
- 1:24:15bank. A week ago. A week. It was all coming.
- 1:24:20And I still had all my bread. First day in there,
- 1:24:25they kept coming to check on me. Let me make
- 1:24:28sure I was right. It's on your suicide watch.
- 1:24:30Yeah, so they know it's my first time. Yeah,
- 1:24:32yeah, yeah. Apostrophobic. I think they was peeking
- 1:24:35in on me. So, like, the walls and everything.
- 1:24:38I mean, you know, he's just in the room. So,
- 1:24:39you know, what I did, I took the covers and I
- 1:24:42just put them over my head because I'm like,
- 1:24:43yo, hold on. I feel like I'm about to go crazy
- 1:24:45for a minute. Right. Mm -hmm. And I guess until
- 1:24:48I settled down and they was like, oh, he all
- 1:24:50right. There you go. And then here's Cam Newton
- 1:24:53talking about. The real wealth in the NFL, it
- 1:24:57was seeing massive paychecks hit his bank account.
- 1:24:59My rookie deal was, it was cap, right? And it
- 1:25:03was $22 million. I think he was the last one,
- 1:25:06the last rookie to be paid a lot from what I
- 1:25:07remember. All guaranteed. Exactly. Drake had
- 1:25:11a song out, 25 sitting on 25 million. Well, I
- 1:25:15was like, I'm 20 years old sitting on 22 million.
- 1:25:19All right, there you go. He probably spent a
- 1:25:21lot of it. Caleb Williams was asked about Micah
- 1:25:24Parsons calling him the best player in the NFL.
- 1:25:27You know, Micah Parsons. NFL top 100. Oh, just
- 1:25:36funny. You know, obviously, it's, you know, good
- 1:25:40jokes. Obviously, you know, we're football players
- 1:25:42on opposite teams, so it's a little rivalry.
- 1:25:45But nothing taking to heart and things like that.
- 1:25:47He said he's fire and I'm ice. See which one
- 1:25:50holds over. There you go. Yeah. It's cool. There
- 1:26:02you go. They need to work on these fucking microphones.
- 1:26:04Jesus Christ. And then there's this. All right.
- 1:26:06I hear. Poor Savannah Guthrie looks like she's.
- 1:26:12Really not in the mood to read this. Chief superstar
- 1:26:14Patrick Mahomes is now the highest paid player
- 1:26:17in the NFL. The quarterback has agreed to a two
- 1:26:20-year extension on a reworked contract that keeps
- 1:26:23him in Kansas City for the next eight years.
- 1:26:26That new deal worth more than $504 million. That's
- 1:26:31a few bucks. A couple of Knicks tickets. That
- 1:26:34was cute. Cutie pie. First NFL deal valued at
- 1:26:40over a half billion dollars. I actually kind
- 1:26:41of can't. Oh, his new contract. Sit on my lap.
- 1:26:47That was annoying. He keeps the homes in a Chiefs
- 1:26:49jersey for the rest of his career. Well spent?
- 1:26:52No question, money well spent. It's Craig Miller
- 1:26:55and the Kisses. Several years ago, he restructured
- 1:26:57his deal to create some space for the Chiefs
- 1:27:00to bring in some guys that help them win the
- 1:27:01Super Bowl. It's just so weird seeing Savannah
- 1:27:03Guthrie talk about football where it's like,
- 1:27:04where the fuck is your mom? Does restructure
- 1:27:07mean take less money? Yes, or sort of back. Her
- 1:27:10ponytail, she looks freaking sexy. She's got
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- 1:27:14Oh, back at it. Anyway. Here's the best part
- 1:27:17of the video when they did this on the Today
- 1:27:19Show. All right, well, the sports is covered.
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- 1:28:18We're going to play fatal. I'm the shit. I'm
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- 1:31:27you dig? But I'm good, hard, and sharp Hey, I'm
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- 1:32:49shit I ain't got a lot of ice, you dig? But I'm
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- 1:33:56now. There's a little bit of the N -word now.
- 1:34:02Like, don't they do that? But, you know, I just
- 1:34:04ignored it. And even I just addressed it. I made
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- 1:38:41go. Happy Hot Topic. First year at 11, a major
- 1:38:47shakeup could be coming to the sand on St. Pete
- 1:38:50Beach. The city is proposing a new ordinance
- 1:38:52that would add several restrictions on beaches.
- 1:38:55Yeah, this is not fun. When I moved here in 2015,
- 1:38:59it was a wild card on the beach. Now all the
- 1:39:06out -of -towners are ruining it. And the thugs
- 1:39:10that kill all the bitch. And things like bikes,
- 1:39:12unattended fishing lines, fireworks. It would
- 1:39:15also require special events to obtain city permits.
- 1:39:19Yeah, I don't like where this is going. I don't
- 1:39:22even care about it. And there's these frigging
- 1:39:25mines. Happy Hot Topic! They rented equipment
- 1:39:30from Home Depot and they never returned it. Yeah.
- 1:39:34I don't know why they thought that was going
- 1:39:37to be a good idea, but criminals are stupid.
- 1:39:39Instead, Manatee County deputies say it is for
- 1:39:42sale online. The Manatee County Sheriff's Office
- 1:39:45broke up a... Oh, it is Manatee County. When
- 1:39:47is this reported? It's a hot piece of ass. scheme
- 1:39:50to rent and resell equipment stolen from a number
- 1:39:52of Home Depots. And as FOX 13's Kimberly Quezon
- 1:39:55reports, investigators say the scheme stretched
- 1:39:58all across the state. Manatee County deputies
- 1:40:02say this group saw dollar signs when it came
- 1:40:04to Home Depot's rental center. And fatherless
- 1:40:07households growing up, they just see it as a
- 1:40:09quick... clever way to make some money deputies
- 1:40:12say the group would rent items like the sod cutter
- 1:40:14pillar and trencher when the rental was up and
- 1:40:19items weren't returned home depot couldn't get
- 1:40:22a hold of them fake names fake phone numbers
- 1:40:25fake addresses and we get involved because we
- 1:40:30know that this stuff is probably being sold County
- 1:40:35Sheriff's Office found the items for sale on
- 1:40:37Facebook Marketplace. What a bunch of idiots.
- 1:40:42That's where they arranged to purchase a trencher.
- 1:40:45So why would you think... God, the criminals
- 1:40:47are stupid. This whole area is not to burn us.
- 1:40:49The criminal had just occurred. Alright, so there's
- 1:40:51that. And then there's this. Happy Hot Topic!
- 1:40:59We move next here to inflation hitting a three
- 1:41:01-year high. Data released today shows wholesale
- 1:41:04prices were up more than 6 % over the... I don't
- 1:41:08even hear about inflation, but yeah, the same
- 1:41:09people that voted for the guy that gave them
- 1:41:11inflation do not want to admit that there is
- 1:41:15inflation. It's all part of the plan. Like the
- 1:41:20Philadelphia 76ers. How did that work out? Happy
- 1:41:23Hot Topic! New calls tonight for two organizations
- 1:41:28to cancel the Kanye West concerts. And at Raymond
- 1:41:33James Stadium. Oh, my God. Just ignore it. He's
- 1:41:37a douche bag. Every time you address Kanye's
- 1:41:42existence, you're just giving Kanye power. That's
- 1:41:45what he wants. Now, if you were to ignore him,
- 1:41:48maybe it'd be a little better. I don't know.
- 1:41:53But every time you give them power, you're just
- 1:41:56giving them more power. Later this month. Russell,
- 1:41:59it's good for the local economy to have the biggest
- 1:42:02artist of the last 20 years there. The rapper
- 1:42:05has called himself a Nazi in the past. We know.
- 1:42:09And I don't want to hear the mentally ill excuse.
- 1:42:13I'm mentally ill. And I don't do that. Happy
- 1:42:18Hot Topic. Later, Orlando is pausing to remember
- 1:42:23today. Today marks 10 years since the Pulse nightclub
- 1:42:26shooting claim. I could not believe that. It's
- 1:42:28been 10 freaking years. 49 lives. You can see
- 1:42:31some of their faces. It was that same night that
- 1:42:32girl, I was so crazy. Remember, I was out in
- 1:42:36the boat. I was at a strip club and I got the
- 1:42:38news. First of all, that girl from The Voice
- 1:42:40got shot and then the guy killed himself. And
- 1:42:43then it was in Orlando. And then the pole shooting
- 1:42:46in Orlando. And I was out and about. I was 22
- 1:42:48years old. I was with my friend, Devin from Fitzh.
- 1:42:52We were out and about. Strip club to strip club.
- 1:42:55And I remember we got home at like 4 .30 a .m.
- 1:42:58And I got a steak, egg, and cheese bagel. And
- 1:43:00it was a weird night. Face is right there. At
- 1:43:04the time, it was the deadliest mass shooting
- 1:43:06in U .S. history. That is sad. There's been a
- 1:43:08worse mass shooting. It's just unbelievable.
- 1:43:13And then there's these morons right here. Key
- 1:43:17vote on the new Tampa Bay Rave Stadium proposed
- 1:43:25for Tampa. Push back again. I swear to God, there
- 1:43:30is something fishy about them. We are now that
- 1:43:33I had the inside info that there was never a
- 1:43:36deal in Tampa prior to this. And to me, that
- 1:43:40energy. always will translate. There's something
- 1:43:44very sketchy about them. They want other people
- 1:43:47to pay for the stadium even though they have
- 1:43:49the money because they're cheap. They never pay
- 1:43:52for players. They let everybody go. Any of the
- 1:43:56players that are on this team right now, I'm
- 1:43:57not going to be there in two years, we're a professional
- 1:44:00minor league team. And then they're just pushing
- 1:44:04us back and all the attention for the last two
- 1:44:06freaking years since October 2024 during the
- 1:44:09hurricane has been about the race and not really
- 1:44:12rebuilding the area. Today, members of Tampa's
- 1:44:16community redevelopment agency rejected one proposal
- 1:44:19to delay the item until July before. This is
- 1:44:21what they always do. They delay it because they're
- 1:44:24just letting time go by. Agreeing to continue
- 1:44:28it until August as questions about that deal
- 1:44:31remain. Georgia MacArthur joins us live in Tampa.
- 1:44:34I have such a crush on this woman. With more
- 1:44:37on the story, Georgia. Yeah, Stacey and Josh,
- 1:44:41delays, delays, and more delays. This is the
- 1:44:44whole problem. And I know the area was so excited.
- 1:44:48Not really all 20 ,000 of those fans. And it
- 1:44:51was kind of excited about the new stadium or
- 1:44:53whatnot. But I'm telling you, I've been around
- 1:44:55the organization. They're like a tortoise in
- 1:44:58a race. They move very slowly. I know the tortoise
- 1:45:00wins. It was not the best example of what I'm
- 1:45:02trying to say, but I'm just saying they move
- 1:45:04slowly because they're almost gaslighting us.
- 1:45:07After weeks of debates on proposed race stadium
- 1:45:11deals, city leaders just ultimately decided they're
- 1:45:13still not ready to have that conversation. Yeah.
- 1:45:17Because they're gaslighting you. It's kind of
- 1:45:19like when you're dating a friend with benefits
- 1:45:21and you don't know if you should break up or
- 1:45:23not, but you keep pushing it back. You keep trying
- 1:45:25to make it work. This is the same thing. The
- 1:45:30Community Redevelopment Agency was scheduled
- 1:45:32to vote on a non -binding memorandum of understanding
- 1:45:35for the proposed Tampa Bay Rays stadium. All
- 1:45:38this work for a baseball team that's never going
- 1:45:40to win a World Series. The agreement outlines
- 1:45:44a framework for the development, funding, construction,
- 1:45:48and operation of the stadium. The Rays will still
- 1:45:51pay more than half the capital. They should be
- 1:45:53paying all of it! It's not our responsibility.
- 1:45:56I only would pay $800 million. To stay at the
- 1:45:59drop, it's a dump, but it's your home. And the
- 1:46:01city, $80 million, and the CRA, $100 million.
- 1:46:05What a waste of money and attention that is.
- 1:46:08You know what? To all the race fans, they get
- 1:46:10mad that I speak the truth. Mm -hmm. I'm just
- 1:46:14telling you, they don't care about you. A lot
- 1:46:17of times, I'll be out and about, and I'll hear
- 1:46:20people talk about the race. And they just, they're
- 1:46:24getting castled. They don't care. They got $5
- 1:46:27hot dogs. God damn. I'm telling you, this area
- 1:46:35protected Jeff Knight. I literally was the only
- 1:46:39media figure that called out Jeff Knight. And
- 1:46:41that's a problem. Everybody's like, oh, but he
- 1:46:44owns businesses around here. He got the money.
- 1:46:48And ladies and gentlemen, I mean, he didn't like
- 1:46:50murder them. But ladies and gentlemen, boys and
- 1:46:53girls, he was on a ferry that took someone's
- 1:46:55life. Now, if they took his life, the Hispanic
- 1:46:58man, you know, I should be calling and whatnot.
- 1:47:00But he was totally sober. Mm -hmm. And not on
- 1:47:05anything like mushrooms or weed. Mm -hmm. Because
- 1:47:09when you blow the FWC test and get a zero -zero,
- 1:47:12when he was on the phone with Kevin Haisley,
- 1:47:14that totally means you had nothing else in your
- 1:47:15body. Shut up. Happy Hot Topic! Two passengers
- 1:47:23who were on the Clearwater Ferry the day a boat
- 1:47:25crashed into it are now suing the ferry operator,
- 1:47:28the boat driver, and the company that owned that.
- 1:47:31The comment on YouTube was, this was 100 % cocaine
- 1:47:33night's fault, not the ferry. Why would you say
- 1:47:37that? He's next! ever done cocaine boat prominent
- 1:47:42local businessman jeffrey knight is currently
- 1:47:44facing charges for that april 2025 crash he just
- 1:47:48looks like a scumbag him and his loser nipple
- 1:47:52baby son i don't care that you're on saint pete
- 1:47:54you're a loser i thought you had killed this
- 1:47:57punch out you got the personality of a dead rat
- 1:47:59you got the personality of a plum that's been
- 1:48:01laying out in the sun all day He's already facing
- 1:48:03multiple lawsuits. He'll be fine because Rich
- 1:48:06and Ali are always protected around here. Mike
- 1:48:09Calta shoves him to the ground. You got all this.
- 1:48:12This is the first to name the Clearwater Ferry.
- 1:48:15The crash killed one person and injured 10 of
- 1:48:18them. No big deal. But if it was in reverse,
- 1:48:20you know, everybody would have their pitchforks.
- 1:48:23The new lawsuit alleges the ferry was operated
- 1:48:26in a dangerous manner. You don't say. Breaking
- 1:48:31news. That comes after concerns over whether
- 1:48:34some of the lights were working. Yeah, it had
- 1:48:38totally to do about the lights and nothing else.
- 1:48:42Jeffrey Knight, kiss my ass. I don't care that
- 1:48:47you used to give people affordable kibble with
- 1:48:49Knight Enterprises. I think you are a scumbag
- 1:48:52and I don't believe in an afterlife, but if there
- 1:48:54is one, you're going to burn in hell, bitch.
- 1:48:56Mm -hmm. Live from the go, y 'all. Outtakes.
- 1:49:07Fire. Six. Yeah. Fire. Six mad, but he been in
- 1:49:21these mics. All in ten heights, now the cynic
- 1:49:24get tight. From the berms to the block, that's
- 1:49:26a hell of a height. Turn the dial, see his name
- 1:49:28on the lights. He got callers on it. I wonder
- 1:49:34why I lose my voice later on, but then I go into
- 1:49:36a microphone. Mm. Mm. Twitter news now. Police
- 1:50:08have released a sketch of the man accused of
- 1:50:10attacking and choking a woman near Lake Arlington
- 1:50:13in Arlington Heights. Oh, my God. I used to walk
- 1:50:17around that lake with my mom and my dad. I'm
- 1:50:20telling you, I don't know exactly what's going
- 1:50:22on in Arlington Heights, Illinois. But I will
- 1:50:28tell you, ladies and gentlemen, all boys and
- 1:50:30girls. that there's something in the water. There
- 1:50:35is something in the water because it's getting
- 1:50:37eye control. I don't know if they're thugs or
- 1:50:41moving from the city and starting to pour into
- 1:50:45the suburbs, but there's something not right.
- 1:50:50There's something I don't like. Anywho. Here
- 1:50:56it is. He's about six feet tall with long braided
- 1:50:59hair. That's not what I mean. Follow his behavior.
- 1:51:03And then there was this last night. Well, after
- 1:51:05getting slammed by severe storms two nights in
- 1:51:07a row, here's a look now at that ComEd outage
- 1:51:09map. At last check, 165 ,000 customers in Illinois.
- 1:51:13Yeah, there was a tornado last night. And I tested
- 1:51:15my mom because I saw my friend Penny, who I grew
- 1:51:17up with. She's like. My mom's age, but my mom
- 1:51:20was in this thing called Marriage Encounter.
- 1:51:21My mom and dad were through the Catholic Church,
- 1:51:23and I've known Penny. She's a delightful woman,
- 1:51:25known her only 27 years. And she posted that
- 1:51:28there was a tornado near Midway Airport, which
- 1:51:30is about an hour from where I lived in Arlington
- 1:51:32Heights. I live closer to O 'Hare. And I texted
- 1:51:36my mom, and she was like, oh, I didn't want you
- 1:51:37to worry. I was like, oh, that's a smart mom,
- 1:51:39because you know I'd worry. Or without power.
- 1:51:41There you go. There's that. And what else do
- 1:51:45we got here? We got this right here. I'm Matt
- 1:51:49Zahn, and this is what I learned today at Hallis
- 1:51:51Hall. The Bears wrapped up their offseason program
- 1:51:53with their final practice of this three -day
- 1:51:56veteran minicamp. We heard from Caleb Williams
- 1:51:58after practice. He had one of the highlights
- 1:52:00of the day. All right, so he's doing well. All
- 1:52:02right. And then we've got to end the show in
- 1:52:04last place with Cleveland News. But it's the
- 1:52:10last place inning. Static crackle, mic pops,
- 1:52:18the hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline fog, steel
- 1:52:21mills choppy City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy,
- 1:52:23never sloppy Radio waves, carry tails, but they
- 1:52:26ain't glossy Concrete jungle We'll see you next
- 1:52:29time. Pulling cars, city troops lay bare. Bar
- 1:52:54sharper than the skyline. No time to spare. Opinions
- 1:52:57heavy as the lake, but he don't care. Radio days,
- 1:53:01static hum in the booth. Voice booming through
- 1:53:03the speakers, hitting with the truth. Tower city
- 1:53:06shadows echoing the youth. Uncut, unpolished,
- 1:53:09Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy's lens, no rose
- 1:53:12tint. Just grind every segment, a slice of Cleveland's
- 1:53:15mind. From the flats to the heights, stories
- 1:53:17combined. Build it, I'm bothered, undefined.
- 1:53:36This is a very Cleveland headline. Fighting back
- 1:53:44against messes like this, the city of East Cleveland
- 1:53:48is introducing a new partnership and threatening
- 1:53:50new, harsher penalties aimed at cracking down
- 1:53:53on illegal dumping. Yeah, the city's a dump.
- 1:53:56A local neighborhood is making some noise about
- 1:54:00noise. People say trucks are making a ruckus
- 1:54:04all hours of the day. But the city says they're
- 1:54:07not doing anything wrong. All right, well, sounds
- 1:54:10like a shithole. A talker today, two people were
- 1:54:13caught on video tampering with an ATM machine
- 1:54:16in Solon. Loser! But then again, when you got
- 1:54:21nothing else to do in a city, what are you supposed
- 1:54:22to do? Don't slow down in East Cleveland or you'll
- 1:54:51die. Our economy's based on LeBron James. Buy
- 1:54:55a house for the price of a VCR. Our main export
- 1:54:58is crippling depression. They used to harbor
- 1:55:01it here. We think this is art. It could be worse,
- 1:55:04though at least we're not Detroit. We're not
- 1:55:08Detroit. The masses support, you know, keep people
- 1:55:11from looking at their own lives and realizing
- 1:55:12how bad they've actually gotten, you know? I
- 1:55:15mean, if you can get drunk and paint yourself
- 1:55:20orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize,
- 1:55:23I live in Cleveland. How the hell did this happen?
- 1:55:31You know, did I used to eat babies in a former
- 1:55:34life? You look around at your tiny little house
- 1:55:36that you can't afford because of the mortgage
- 1:55:38crisis and your horrible little floppy kids who
- 1:55:40all have diabetes by the time they're eight because
- 1:55:42they live on corn syrup and lies. And then you
- 1:55:46look at your big bloated mess of a wife and she
- 1:55:48waddles over to you with her front butt going
- 1:55:50out over that top of her ass and long jeans.
- 1:55:53And you think, I'm going to go shoot myself and
- 1:55:55my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter, right? Do
- 1:55:59you regret anything that you said about Cleveland?
- 1:56:04I just don't know. Cleveland sucks! Cleveland
- 1:56:22sucks! Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks! Cleveland
- 1:56:27sucks! Whether you're white, or black, or Sasquatch,
- 1:56:50even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter
- 1:56:54how crazy or against the law it is. Except for
- 1:56:57Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are
- 1:57:00different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak.
- 1:57:04That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm
- 1:57:08one of those guys who can't wait to get to work
- 1:57:10in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Yes!
- 1:57:17Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- 1:57:46like a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you
- 1:57:50have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you
- 1:57:53got an albino, send her up too, and in like 20
- 1:57:56minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get him up there.
- 1:57:58I had like half a bottle of melatonin, six beers,
- 1:58:02this whole fucking bucket of chicken. He's in
- 1:58:26four scientific disciplines. Really? Why do you
- 1:58:31think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought
- 1:58:35that was a nickname. You know, like Dr. Gray.
- 1:58:38It's a stud. God, you're stupid. God, you're
- 1:58:46stupid. Hey, shut your head. What is it now,
- 1:58:50Hooper? Have you turned on the TV lately? No,
- 1:58:53why? From Judd Winner, the maker of Gals Gone
- 1:58:55Wild, We love sack flashers! Oh, it's a sack
- 1:59:11attack! Woo -hoo! I mean, someone at church or
- 1:59:30internet night or something. Ooh, what's that
- 1:59:32thing? Where they put them firecrackers up your
- 1:59:35buttholes? Now, that is a good... No, not that
- 1:59:37specific thing. But why? That's how I met your
- 1:59:40great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him a good butthole.
- 1:59:44I told you not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't,
- 1:59:46never, verbally that man's name in the house
- 1:59:48again. I don't think you said his name. Some
- 1:59:51of us swear they'll... Too busy banging to exchange
- 1:59:54business cards. Don't you go Facebook him on
- 1:59:57the iBox neither. Sheriff says you race from
- 1:59:59down hell down to the library. Yeah, you know
- 2:00:01I do. You go strong or you don't go at all. Whoa,
- 2:00:09a real live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy
- 2:00:13New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal ass.
- 2:00:17It doesn't look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours,
- 2:00:20meatbag. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
- 2:00:53And that is that. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's
- 2:01:04time for Poppy in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio
- 2:01:12.com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably
- 2:01:15had Taco Bell before. And we'll call it a day.
- 2:01:25The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
- 2:01:29feel like listening to this next song, you can
- 2:01:31skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
- 2:01:34pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
- 2:01:38Oh, yeah. Here's Little Rock Players with Mrs.
- 2:01:41Jones Remix. Now she'll go her way. But what
- 2:02:01that got to do with me As long as you're straight
- 2:02:04up with me I don't give a damn who you see But
- 2:02:06when I'm back in town Just spend some time with
- 2:02:09me Whenever your man is not around Let me be
- 2:02:11the one that'll hold you down Whenever your man
- 2:02:13is not around Let me be the one that'll hold
- 2:02:15you down Hold you down I'll be the one that'll
- 2:02:17turn you Turn your frowns around Cause you can
- 2:02:19be yourself with me No need for front -ending
- 2:02:22Sucking in your stomach No need for sucking your
- 2:02:24stomach Knowing them, but you can't breathe Loosen
- 2:02:27up just a little bit I'm the one you need to
- 2:02:29chill with When you need you, somebody real Ooh,
- 2:02:31wait till you see my heart Later, we'll talk
- 2:02:34about it After the first time, you might not
- 2:02:36wanna be without it There's a reason you cheatin'
- 2:02:39on it Compare him to me, I doubt it I'm gone,
- 2:02:41blaze this We can go somewhere private and see
- 2:02:43about it Let me know what you know is wrong Know
- 2:02:46that this feel is strong Wanna know we can get
- 2:02:48this on If you be my Mrs. Jones Don't mean to
- 2:02:56change your name, but I'm gonna call you Mrs.
- 2:02:58Jones We both know what's wrong, but baby, we
- 2:03:01can get this on Relax a little, nobody has to
- 2:03:05know That we got a thing going on, let's keep
- 2:03:07this on and on Don't mean to change your name,
- 2:03:10but I'm gonna call you Mrs. Jones We both know
- 2:03:12what's wrong, but baby, we can get this on Relax
- 2:03:15a little, nobody has to know That we got a thing
- 2:03:19going on, let's keep this on and on I can tell
- 2:03:22you what you're missing You miss them hugs and
- 2:03:24kisses, you miss excitement at night And you
- 2:03:26miss excitement at night, girl you don't feel
- 2:03:28the same And he steady trippin' ain't he, trippin'
- 2:03:31ain't he, trippin' trippin' ain't he And I'm
- 2:03:33gon' simply change it See I can taste your cherry
- 2:03:35pie before I slide inside See I miss Jones, I'm
- 2:03:38close, they lonely and they decent I read between
- 2:03:41them lines, I see that you be crying Cause he
- 2:03:44ain't even trying so I'm the one to ease your
- 2:03:46mind Girl you ain't fooling me, you merely who
- 2:03:49we you Used to be him, plus, girl, he ain't cool
- 2:03:51as me. Filthy riches, who can read? You just
- 2:03:53like the queen of England. So when you're ready
- 2:03:56for some freaking, you ain't gotta leave him.
- 2:03:58You can, you can be my Mrs. Jones. Mrs. Mrs.
- 2:04:04Jones. Don't mean to change your name, but I'm
- 2:04:06gonna call you Mrs. Jones. We both know what's
- 2:04:09wrong, but baby, we can get this on. Relax and
- 2:04:11let it flow. Nobody has to know. We got a thing
- 2:04:15going on. Let's get this shit on. Don't mean
- 2:04:18to change your name, but I'm Let's get busy,
- 2:04:30baby, take it off Make it wiggle when you out
- 2:04:33Neighbors gonna call the law Cause I'm about
- 2:04:35to break you off Got kids, knock them out Send
- 2:04:38them out with your spouse Make it rock when it's
- 2:04:41off Wanna see you cry in a while Me and you,
- 2:04:43let's have a ball Make it hot like Arkansas That's
- 2:04:46the phone, out the wall Keep it low, ride it
- 2:04:50slow, on the bed, on the floor Up and down, there
- 2:04:53we go, round and round, yeah, you know We even
- 2:04:56like some animal, find a camera, strike a pose
- 2:04:59Girl, let's take a lot of those, when we done,
- 2:05:01take some more I know you tired of creepin',
- 2:05:04but now you know you cheatin' But you with me
- 2:05:06because you like the way that you ain't seein'
- 2:05:08You know it feels good, but we both know it's
- 2:05:11wrong This what it is, girl, to my Mrs. John
- 2:05:35We are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies
- 2:05:47may have known me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled
- 2:05:50as slow when I started school. Come to find out
- 2:05:53at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.
- 2:05:57Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
- 2:06:00degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
- 2:06:02San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
- 2:06:05So yes, I am different. People of autism have
- 2:06:08no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
- 2:06:12laugh. and learn to gain education and join the
- 2:06:15workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of
- 2:06:19autism. So when you meet someone of autism, don't
- 2:06:23feel sorry for them. Work with them. Find out
- 2:06:25for yourself. to bring joy to my city. Niggas
- 2:06:50out here broke, got the nerve to be picky. Get
- 2:06:52my man some bread, cause I hate to see him shitty.
- 2:06:53We're back to selling dope just to make a pretty
- 2:06:55penny. Keeping it 100, but niggas think keep
- 2:06:57it 50. Chicago before dead, body acting like
- 2:06:59we 50. I told my bitch, fuck him with the greatest,
- 2:07:01and you see me. The realest of the realest, and
- 2:07:02the realest of my city. Seven -year -old babies
- 2:07:04getting killed for no reason. Niggas cracking
- 2:07:06cars, zeroing all they people. Real niggas get
- 2:07:08blessings, chill with they niggas. Real niggas
- 2:07:10fuck bitches, care to they niggas. Many toes
- 2:07:12for everybody, breaking down the swisher. Put
- 2:07:14the loud end right around to some music. Only
- 2:07:16take a break, cause I gotta get to it. Coming
- 2:07:18from, coming from, you're probably losing Two
- 2:07:20little boys got killed when they was hooping
- 2:07:22Some broke niggas beef and started shooting Guns
- 2:07:24got abusive and these niggas, they abuse it And
- 2:07:25the sad part about it, they didn't even make
- 2:07:27the news I'm trying to get through it, so I'm
- 2:07:29watching all my movements Checking bags like
- 2:07:30Nike, so I tell them, just do it Tell my niggas,
- 2:07:32they my brothers, and I treat them like my brothers
- 2:07:33Tell my brothers, they my niggas, so we equals
- 2:07:35each other Life is but a dream, till you wake
- 2:07:37up with your mother Smoke a Mary Jackie, you
- 2:07:38know more drama Still you gon' come, I'm skunkin',
- 2:07:41I'm a master plan Gon' put an action, motherfucker,
- 2:07:43take a stand My bum is in the murder cabin, doing
- 2:07:45he the man I'm in my own lane, trying to see
- 2:07:47where I fit in Take a chance, one man's gonna
- 2:07:49catch a band So we out here every day, trying
- 2:07:50to chase these bands Making all this money, you
- 2:07:52would never understand So go ahead and judge
- 2:07:54me, I still get to it And niggas say they winning,
- 2:07:56but I know they really losing 12 months later,
- 2:07:58still riding in that Buick And if I slow grind,
- 2:08:00then I'ma be fair paid Coming like I'm great,
- 2:08:02cause I know these niggas hate Looking in the
- 2:08:04mirror, only nigga don't see faith Rapper doesn't
- 2:09:31mean that he gonna rap Slapping doors open on
- 2:09:32the bean, let a hunter rap All them face shots
- 2:09:34need dental to identify Louis Tony, E .T .C.,
- 2:09:37bitch, I been that guy Stay high, E .T., I live
- 2:09:39in the sky Your bitch on me sexy, try and give
- 2:09:41my dick a try Take a trip from my roadies and
- 2:09:43my wrists on rollie I don't talk to the police,
- 2:09:45no talking Out west at the fee -fee, honey, put
- 2:09:47everything on shorty Made man, made D, touch
- 2:09:51me and you die, no worries Latin -ass niggas
- 2:09:54always tell the stories Bitches wanna kick it,
- 2:09:56tryna be another story Know a couple broke bitches
- 2:09:58that done been no more Better not! Don't you
- 2:10:40hate when a nigga fake? Hell yeah, I'm already
- 2:10:42knowing most niggas snake Better smile in your
- 2:10:44face, lie to you to your face Still ain't really
- 2:10:46shit to them cause they do it at day Haters,
- 2:10:48they be coming in all sizes and shapes Disguised
- 2:10:50in they face, fakes trying to embrace But I ain't
- 2:10:52with that, so I just fall back Like, nah, my
- 2:10:54nigga, I'm good, I'm straight Real talk, though,
- 2:10:56hate is a bitch nigga trait So if you a real
- 2:10:58nigga, then I know you can relate Looking in
- 2:11:00the mirror, I only nigga that relate So I'm coming
- 2:11:02in great cause I know these niggas hate Let's
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- 2:12:03Petersburg. Women's self -defense classes, kids'
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- 2:12:16cards, posters, yard signs, whatever the hell
- 2:12:19you need printed up. I go, oh there. Finally.
- 2:12:23I mentally all like me. Mm -hmm. If you live
- 2:12:27in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall
- 2:12:30.net and there you can sign on. Hi, we're going
- 2:12:37to come back and I'll be out and keep this party
- 2:12:38going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
- 2:12:42DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the
- 2:12:46truth is, I have a condition known as autism.
- 2:12:49That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.
- 2:12:51That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
- 2:12:55of who they are. People with autism normally
- 2:12:57have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
- 2:13:00skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
- 2:13:04In a recent study, people with autism are less
- 2:13:06likely to have a job and more likely to become
- 2:13:09homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
- 2:13:12and family, having a college education. I have
- 2:13:16even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
- 2:13:18an honorary personality for many years. Always
- 2:13:21remember that people with autism want the same
- 2:13:23things as you, to be happy and successful. To
- 2:13:25find out more about autism, please contact your
- 2:13:28local mental health center or visit autismspeech
- 2:13:31.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
- 2:13:34your kindness. See I've been waiting for oh so
- 2:14:02long So let's get started I put it down But I
- 2:15:16cannot make it through this without you Together
- 2:15:20we keep breaking the ground I'm gonna do it because
- 2:15:25you showed me how to do it I never realized how
- 2:15:31forced it was to be here today I wanna stay here
- 2:15:36The lights are on so let's get it started We'll
- 2:17:49be right back. We'll be right back. Dissolving
- 2:18:26in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's
- 2:18:29just so unfair. No one lies buzzing, but the
- 2:18:37laughter's rolling dim. Eardrums mix and hoppy
- 2:18:39like fingers without rings. G -H -X to F -E -M,
- 2:18:42shout -outs hit the street. But soon the sound
- 2:18:44will vanish like shadows in the heat. Oh, the
- 2:18:47happy hour is coming to a close. Radio waves
- 2:18:50fade and Michael Wilson rose. Laughter and joy
- 2:18:53dissolving in the air, but we'll keep Oh, life's
- 2:18:57just so unfair Oh, life's just so unfair We're
- 2:19:04fuming every night like clockwork to a show Now
- 2:19:11it's time to face the silence like a TV on snow
- 2:19:14Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so divine
- 2:19:17The void left in our hearts wider than a canyon
- 2:19:19line Outro Music on that happy hour happy hour
- 2:20:03it's time for hockey in the morning ryanhockeyradio
- 2:20:15.com you probably had taco bell before whatever
- 2:20:31Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over.
- 2:20:44Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes our broadcast
- 2:20:58day. Good night and... God bless America. Doors
- 2:21:05closing.