Latest / The Folkestone & Hythe Sports Podcast / I AM JOINED IN THE STUDIO BY FELLOW RADIO PRESENTER STEVE B AS WE TALK ABOUT TABLE TENNIS.
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- 0:00Speaker 1: So I'm joined in the studio today by Steve B.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Hello, Steve.
- 0:02Speaker 1: How are you? Morning.
- 0:03Speaker 2: I'm fine. Thank you.
- 0:04Speaker 1: Yeah. Good. Good.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Uh, right.
- 0:07Speaker 1: So we're going to talk table tennis. And so let's
- 0:09Speaker 1: go back to the days. I mean, did you play
- 0:12Speaker 1: table tennis as a youngster or did you come into
- 0:14Speaker 1: it late in life?
- 0:15Speaker 2: I came into it late in life, but most people
- 0:17Speaker 2: have played table tennis at some point of certainly older
- 0:20Speaker 2: people because of youth clubs and schools and companies tended
- 0:24Speaker 2: to have tables in certainly around folks than most of
- 0:26Speaker 2: the big companies at a table. Saga had one and, um,
- 0:30Speaker 2: The Stargram, the old insurance company, had one on the
- 0:33Speaker 2: top floor. And hospitals. And really, a lot of companies.
- 0:38Speaker 1: Yeah, I think... I mean, going back to the days,
- 0:41Speaker 1: and we're of about the same ilk, same era, if
- 0:44Speaker 1: you went down the youth club, you just couldn't wait
- 0:46Speaker 1: to get on the tennis table, could you? And there
- 0:49Speaker 1: wasn't so much sport around, and so it was the
- 0:51Speaker 1: one thing that you could kind of let a little
- 0:54Speaker 1: bit of steam off. So that's interesting you're saying about companies.
- 0:57Speaker 2: So.
- 0:59Speaker 1: So your progression, how did you get into table tennis locally?
- 1:03Speaker 1: Did you think, oh, I need to play, I want
- 1:05Speaker 1: to join a club or I'm playing it at work
- 1:08Speaker 1: and I need to take it, you know, a bit
- 1:09Speaker 1: more regular?
- 1:11Speaker 2: No, none of that really. I mean, I was, I
- 1:13Speaker 2: played local cricket, of course, for a long time. And
- 1:17Speaker 2: one of the guys who... was running the cricket team, said,
- 1:21Speaker 2: it's a shame we don't see ourselves in the winter
- 1:25Speaker 2: because we only play cricket in the summer. So why
- 1:29Speaker 2: don't we start doing something in the winter where we'll
- 1:30Speaker 2: still get together? And he suggested table tennis. He had
- 1:33Speaker 2: played for table tennis in a company called Richmond Dairies,
- 1:37Speaker 2: which I've never heard of.
- 1:38Speaker 1: Oh, Richmond Dairies. I'll tell you what, Richmond Dairies, they
- 1:41Speaker 1: were down in Cheriton. I'm sure they were. And this
- 1:44Speaker 1: is a lovely little story to digress in a little bit.
- 1:46Speaker 1: But they were down there at the other end of Cheriton.
- 1:49Speaker 1: And the place has been completely knocked down now, and
- 1:51Speaker 1: they've built flats there, and the name of the road,
- 1:54Speaker 1: believe it or not, is called Milky Way.
- 1:57Speaker 2: Oh, yes, I think I've seen it.
- 2:00Speaker 1: That's where it is. I'm sure that's where the old
- 2:02Speaker 1: Richmond dairies used to be. Anyway, so, sorry.
- 2:04Speaker 2: So it all started for me when he said, well,
- 2:07Speaker 2: let's make a table tennis team. And I'd never played
- 2:11Speaker 2: table tennis other than, you know, holiday or something. The
- 2:15Speaker 2: team started... In the bottom division of the local league,
- 2:18Speaker 2: which was Division 5 at that stage. And to my astonishment,
- 2:24Speaker 2: we won promotion to Division 4. And I thought, I
- 2:27Speaker 2: won't be able to play at that level. It's much
- 2:28Speaker 2: too hard, really. But I just got better and better
- 2:31Speaker 2: and better. And for many years now, I've played in
- 2:34Speaker 2: the Premier Division, the top division.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
- 2:36Speaker 2: Although I'm getting a bit slower now. But we are
- 2:41Speaker 2: fortunate with our team.
- 2:41Speaker 1: I can't believe that for one minute.
- 2:43Speaker 2: Our current team plays out of Saltwood. That's our home base.
- 2:47Speaker 2: There's a lot of tables. You can get three tables
- 2:49Speaker 2: in Saltwood Hall. And we normally have two. We've got
- 2:52Speaker 2: five or six teams in our club. And we're fortunate
- 2:56Speaker 2: enough to have the best local player playing in my team.
- 2:59Speaker 2: So with him and my son, if he comes down
- 3:01Speaker 2: from London, we're pretty good. So we hang on in there. Okay.
- 3:05Speaker 1: Well, we're just going to take a little break now
- 3:07Speaker 1: because I've got some friends that are outside and I
- 3:09Speaker 1: just want to let them in. But I've got this
- 3:11Speaker 1: song in the playlist lined up. Now, I was trying
- 3:13Speaker 1: to find a song about table tennis in the playlist
- 3:16Speaker 1: and there isn't one.
- 3:17Speaker 2: I'm not surprised.
- 3:19Speaker 1: But I've come up with this. You're going to love this.
- 3:21Speaker 1: This is Enrico Iglesias and it's cool. The actual song
- 3:25Speaker 1: is called Do You Know? But in brackets here, we've
- 3:27Speaker 1: got the ping pong song.
- 3:28Speaker 2: Oh, I see. Okay.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Do you know, do you know? Do you know what
- 3:43Speaker 1: it feels like loving someone that's in a rush to
- 3:48Speaker 1: throw you away? Do you know what it feels.
- 3:52Speaker 2: Like to be the last one you know?
- 3:57Speaker 1: Do you know what it feels like to be the
- 4:00Speaker 1: last one you know? There we go, that's the ping
- 4:19Speaker 1: pong song. And we've got Steve B here with me.
- 4:24Speaker 1: And what do you think of that then, ping pong?
- 4:26Speaker 1: They don't like it, do they?
- 4:27Speaker 2: Well, in reality, it's a different game. It's with different rules.
- 4:32Speaker 2: But it's been called ping pong because of the noise
- 4:35Speaker 2: the ball makes on the table.
- 4:36Speaker 1: Right.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Proper table tennis players like me don't like the.
- 4:39Speaker 1: Word ping pong. Right, Steve, let's talk about the actual
- 4:45Speaker 1: Folkestone League. Now, you're a member of the league. You
- 4:47Speaker 1: play for a team. So tell us about the structure,
- 4:50Speaker 1: how often you play. I mean, it's not the sort
- 4:52Speaker 1: of thing you can just play overnight in as much
- 4:54Speaker 1: that you've got to have the space and the facilities available.
- 4:57Speaker 1: to put up a two or three table tennis table,
- 4:59Speaker 1: so gone far away.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Well, the structure of the league is, it was much
- 5:03Speaker 2: bigger back in the 80s, I think. We had, I think,
- 5:07Speaker 2: nine divisions with about probably eight or nine teams in
- 5:11Speaker 2: each division, so 80 teams back in Folkestone. We've now
- 5:14Speaker 2: got 25 teams in three divisions. Right. So that's two
- 5:18Speaker 2: divisions of eight and a nine. And you play the
- 5:22Speaker 2: other teams three times during the season.
- 5:24Speaker 1: And who do you actually play for?
- 5:25Speaker 2: I play for Saltwood.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, you said you play for Saltwood. So I
- 5:28Speaker 1: know I can picture the village hall up in Saltwood. So,
- 5:31Speaker 1: I mean, what do you do? You keep the tables
- 5:34Speaker 1: tucked around the back?
- 5:34Speaker 2: Tables are in the hall. They're stored. They're stored around
- 5:37Speaker 2: the back, not outside. Yeah, yeah. And then we just
- 5:40Speaker 2: get them out when we play and put them away
- 5:41Speaker 2: at the end of the evening. Yeah.
- 5:43Speaker 1: And your opponents, when you play an away game, tell
- 5:46Speaker 1: us where you go. Post link.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Kirsten Village Hall has a couple of teams play out
- 5:52Speaker 2: of there. We have one team that plays at the
- 5:55Speaker 2: Cricketers in Dover. Although they should be playing in the
- 5:58Speaker 2: Dover League, but they like to play in Folkestone because
- 6:01Speaker 2: they always did. We have one that plays down in
- 6:03Speaker 2: Dover Road Social Club.
- 6:05Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, of course, yeah.
- 6:06Speaker 2: One there. I'm trying to think where else we go. Well,
- 6:09Speaker 2: there is a funny story about the team that plays
- 6:11Speaker 2: in the Cricketers. I'll just mention that.
- 6:12Speaker 1: So the Cricketers, is that the pub next to the Crabble?
- 6:15Speaker 2: It's in River, yeah.
- 6:16Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, yeah.
- 6:18Speaker 2: And they play on, I think it's a Thursday evening.
- 6:21Speaker 2: That's their table tennis night. And they're frightened to tell
- 6:24Speaker 2: their wives when they don't have a match. Oh, yeah.
- 6:27Speaker 2: So they tell their wives they've got a match every Thursday.
- 6:29Speaker 2: They put their tracksuits on and go down the pub. Oh, right.
- 6:32Speaker 2: And then come back later. Yeah. Which is most odd.
- 6:35Speaker 1: It's the sort of game I'd love to play. I've
- 6:37Speaker 1: got to sign up for them, yeah.
- 6:38Speaker 2: Saltwood's got a number of teams. We've probably got the
- 6:41Speaker 2: most teams, but we've got some teams in Postling. We've
- 6:44Speaker 2: got that team in River. I'm trying to think where
- 6:48Speaker 2: else we go. Great Stone. There's a couple of teams
- 6:51Speaker 2: that play down at Great Stone on the marsh.
- 6:53Speaker 1: So where do they play in Great Stone?
- 6:54Speaker 2: They play in one of the village halls. I don't
- 6:56Speaker 2: know because I've never played them because they don't play
- 6:58Speaker 2: in the division I play in.
- 7:01Speaker 1: And, I mean, the structure of the game within the league, Obviously,
- 7:05Speaker 1: it's singles. Do you get doubles mixed?
- 7:07Speaker 2: Yeah, you get doubles. You have to play nine games
- 7:09Speaker 2: of singles, which is each of your three playing the
- 7:13Speaker 2: other three. That's the nine. And you play a doubles
- 7:16Speaker 2: game at the end. So of the three players in
- 7:19Speaker 2: each team, two of them play doubles.
- 7:20Speaker 1: So that's what happens on a match night, is it?
- 7:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:23Speaker 1: So that's quite a long evening, then, it can be,
- 7:26Speaker 1: if there's a few rallies.
- 7:27Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't take... It normally starts half past seven
- 7:30Speaker 2: and finishes half past ten. Yeah. Our team tries to finish...
- 7:34Speaker 2: I tend because the pub's over the road. So they
- 7:38Speaker 2: wait for us. They wait for us to go in there.
- 7:40Speaker 1: Well, no, it would very well because of the village hall.
- 7:44Speaker 1: I compare the Boxing Day Fun Run up there.
- 7:46Speaker 2: Oh, you're right.
- 7:47Speaker 1: And the place is absolutely rammed. We have 1,000 runners
- 7:50Speaker 1: up there.
- 7:50Speaker 2: Wow.
- 7:52Speaker 1: So if someone is trying to get into a team,
- 7:57Speaker 1: if you like, what advice would you give them? You know, connections.
- 8:02Speaker 1: Can they come along on it? I don't suppose you
- 8:04Speaker 1: have a training night, but.
- 8:06Speaker 2: No, we don't have a training night, but in the
- 8:08Speaker 2: summer we don't have any league matches, so we do
- 8:10Speaker 2: have a practice night on Wednesday usually. And funnily enough,
- 8:13Speaker 2: somebody's just written to me asking whether they're thinking of
- 8:17Speaker 2: playing table tennis, and I've told them to come down
- 8:18Speaker 2: on Wednesday.
- 8:19Speaker 1: Oh, I see.
- 8:20Speaker 2: And have a look. Yeah, yeah. And see what they're like.
- 8:22Speaker 2: Because people say, oh, I used to play, haven't played
- 8:25Speaker 2: for 30 years.
- 8:25Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I bet.
- 8:26Speaker 2: And it's very hard until you see them play to
- 8:28Speaker 2: see what standard they'll be, to see if they'll fit
- 8:30Speaker 2: in a team.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Yeah. And what about, I mean... You say that most
- 8:35Speaker 1: of the players, if you like, are probably senior that
- 8:37Speaker 1: have come back to it, used to play in their
- 8:38Speaker 1: youth years ago. But are there any juniors these days?
- 8:42Speaker 2: Yeah, there are. And people's kids have come into it.
- 8:47Speaker 2: Like my son, who's a very good player now, who
- 8:49Speaker 2: lives in London, but he started because I was playing.
- 8:52Speaker 2: When he became 13, he beat me.
- 8:54Speaker 1: So you had to up your game a bit.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Didn't you? I couldn't. I can't get near him now.
- 8:59Speaker 2: I wouldn't get a point off him.
- 9:01Speaker 1: But we were talking off air just now, and I've
- 9:05Speaker 1: been watching some of the Paralympic table tennis, and I
- 9:10Speaker 1: was absolutely amazed. I must admit, I haven't covered table
- 9:13Speaker 1: tennis before, so I haven't taken it to that next level.
- 9:17Speaker 1: But these guys in the Olympics, there's people with one
- 9:21Speaker 1: arm playing against people with, One leg and on the
- 9:24Speaker 1: crutch as well, getting round.
- 9:25Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 9:26Speaker 1: And the quality is so good, isn't it?
- 9:28Speaker 2: One of the local league players has got one arm effectively.
- 9:31Speaker 2: He's got a very bad second arm and he uses
- 9:33Speaker 2: the arm he's got to throw the ball up and
- 9:36Speaker 2: then hit it.
- 9:37Speaker 1: I see, because normally you would throw the ball up
- 9:39Speaker 1: with one and hit it with the other one. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah,
- 9:42Speaker 1: but this was amazing, yeah. And we were saying that
- 9:46Speaker 1: there was one guy, I don't know what match it was,
- 9:48Speaker 1: but he won his game and he jumped up on
- 9:50Speaker 1: the table. and was giving it large like this, and
- 9:54Speaker 1: he didn't care. And the referee, or the umpire, or
- 9:58Speaker 1: whatever you call him, came up and gave him a
- 10:00Speaker 1: yellow card. Yeah. So you get a yellow.
- 10:02Speaker 2: Card in table tennis. A red card.
- 10:04Speaker 1: A red card.
- 10:05Speaker 2: Bad behaviour. Yeah. You know, shouting. I mean, I had
- 10:10Speaker 2: to give somebody a yellow card for shouting and stamping
- 10:13Speaker 2: as he was serving because he was putting off the
- 10:15Speaker 2: opponent and he was moving the table with the force
- 10:17Speaker 2: of his stamp. He said, stop doing that.
- 10:20Speaker 1: Oh, dear.
- 10:21Speaker 2: Because they've seen somebody on television do that. Oh, okay.
- 10:24Speaker 1: So that's the point. We're trying to get all these
- 10:27Speaker 1: questions in. We're running out of time. So you said
- 10:30Speaker 1: you was referee and you've got a qualified referee?
- 10:33Speaker 2: County umpire, yeah. Umpire.
- 10:34Speaker 1: They call them umpires. So do you just have one
- 10:37Speaker 1: umpire per game? Yes. Yeah.
- 10:39Speaker 2: I mean, at the top level, they have a scorer
- 10:43Speaker 2: doing the score, but in a normal game, a local game,
- 10:46Speaker 2: the umpire calls out the score or has a little
- 10:50Speaker 2: little display and just turns the point.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah but i can imagine that really it's
- 10:55Speaker 1: quite a gentle gentleman's um behavior sport isn't it they
- 11:00Speaker 1: kind of they most of them behave.
- 11:02Speaker 2: Themselves yes most of them but not all of them
- 11:04Speaker 2: yeah you do get the odd character who who gets
- 11:07Speaker 2: a bit iffy yeah claims the ball hit the edge
- 11:10Speaker 2: when it didn't right yeah.
- 11:12Speaker 1: I suppose it's It's going to happen in all sports, really,
- 11:14Speaker 1: isn't it? Yeah, right.
- 11:16Speaker 2: Normally, if you hit the edge with a shot and
- 11:18Speaker 2: the opponent, because you bounce off in a funny direction,
- 11:21Speaker 2: you say, oh, sorry. You're not actually sorry because you
- 11:24Speaker 2: won the point, but it's a convention that you say sorry. Yeah, yeah.
- 11:27Speaker 2: But there are characters, when it goes near the edge,
- 11:30Speaker 2: who say, oh, sorry, trying to indicate that it hit
- 11:33Speaker 2: the edge when it didn't.
- 11:35Speaker 1: A bit of mind games.
- 11:36Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. But it's general. Most people are very friendly.
- 11:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I can imagine, yeah. So, you were saying about
- 11:44Speaker 1: the season. Do they have a season?
- 11:45Speaker 2: Yes, a league season, which is about to start, actually.
- 11:48Speaker 2: It starts at the 21st of September. It goes through
- 11:51Speaker 2: until about March, April. And then there's a tournament usually
- 11:55Speaker 2: at the end of the season or close to the
- 11:57Speaker 2: end of the season. A couple of other tournaments during
- 12:00Speaker 2: the season. And veterans tournament in January, usually where you've
- 12:04Speaker 2: got to be over 40 to play in that.
- 12:06Speaker 1: Over 40, yeah.
- 12:07Speaker 2: In the county scene, they have an over 80s. Over 70s,
- 12:13Speaker 2: over 75, over 60s. They have a lot of age
- 12:16Speaker 2: competitions in the county championships.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Right. Well, it's great that you can still compete in
- 12:21Speaker 1: a sport at that age. Certainly one gentleman springs to
- 12:25Speaker 1: mind locally, Brian Murrell. He's still playing hockey for England
- 12:29Speaker 1: over 80s.
- 12:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 12:31Speaker 1: And he plays down at the local hockey team. And
- 12:35Speaker 1: I've never got him in here. I've been desperate to
- 12:37Speaker 1: get him in here, but he won't come in here.
- 12:38Speaker 1: But he was telling me up at the Three Hills,
- 12:41Speaker 1: he said, oh, he said, I'm dreading this week. We've
- 12:43Speaker 1: got to play a load of youngsters. I said, who
- 12:45Speaker 1: have you got to play then? He said, we've got
- 12:46Speaker 1: to play the Welsh over 70s, he said.
- 12:51Speaker 2: Right.
- 12:51Speaker 1: So last little thing, is there what I would call
- 12:54Speaker 1: a pathway? If you get a youngster coming along and
- 12:56Speaker 1: you think, oh, my word, he's really, really good and
- 12:59Speaker 1: he proves himself locally, is there another level we can
- 13:02Speaker 1: jump to?
- 13:03Speaker 2: Oh, yes, definitely. He can play for Kent if he's
- 13:05Speaker 2: good enough. And Kent play county championships against the other local...
- 13:09Speaker 2: They don't go as far as Yorkshire or anywhere, but
- 13:11Speaker 2: they go, you know, Middlesex, Essex, Sussex, Surrey. And you
- 13:15Speaker 2: can play in the county championships. Then you get seen
- 13:17Speaker 2: if you're good enough. And then you get picked for,
- 13:20Speaker 2: you know, higher England-type level. Not that I know much
- 13:24Speaker 2: about it, having never been anywhere near that level. But
- 13:26Speaker 2: I have played a couple of games for Kent. Yeah.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Have you? Yeah. Oh, that's good. Yeah.
- 13:31Speaker 2: In fact, I boast that... And I boast on air
- 13:33Speaker 2: now that I've played two sports for Kent in my.
- 13:36Speaker 1: Have you?
- 13:36Speaker 2: Cricket? Badminton.
- 13:38Speaker 1: Badminton? Oh, another racket sport.
- 13:40Speaker 2: I used to play a lot of badminton when I
- 13:42Speaker 2: was young enough to move.
- 13:45Speaker 1: Well, Steve, we have run out of time there and
- 13:49Speaker 1: the clock is ticking. It's running away with us. But
- 13:52Speaker 1: I just want to thank you for coming in. And
- 13:54Speaker 1: I think we're going to have to get you back
- 13:55Speaker 1: in again in a few weeks' time, perhaps when the
- 13:57Speaker 1: season starts, because there's so much that we haven't spoke
- 14:01Speaker 1: about today. And I just want to say that that's
- 14:04Speaker 1: it from me and Steve. I'll be back on Thursday
- 14:06Speaker 1: when I'll be joined by Dave Walbrook, who'll be telling
- 14:08Speaker 1: me all about his forthcoming 100-kilometre walk along the Thames Towpath,
- 14:14Speaker 1: raising money for South Kent Mine. So thanks for listening, everybody,
- 14:18Speaker 1: and have a great weekend. Steve, get out and enjoy
- 14:20Speaker 1: that sunshine.
- 14:21Speaker 2: I'll be back here tomorrow.
- 14:23Speaker 1: Oh, you will be, yeah. You never stop.
- 14:24Speaker 2: Rewind on Monday morning.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Excellent.