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Episode #3953 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive May 2002 · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Hi, it's Phil Henry. Time for our weekend Radio Archive Hour,
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Speaker 1: another one of these great hours from our archives at
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Speaker 1: our Radio Hall of Fame website, philhenryshow.com. This is from
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Speaker 1: our syndicated years. We also have hours there that are
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Speaker 1: from the local Los Angeles show and Miami show. This
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Speaker 1: is from May of 2002. Bob Green, who ultimately became
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Speaker 1: the CEO of Fraser Foods, but at this point in
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Speaker 1: the show's development, he was an attorney. And he gave
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Speaker 1: a woman in his law firm $ 10, 000 and some diamonds,
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Speaker 1: and he expects what he calls blow sex, or else
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Speaker 1: he'll report the stone stolen. I love when Bob is
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Speaker 1: called a scumbag because he's so proper and he's so
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Speaker 1: about the business. It's like he said a home run
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Speaker 1: when someone finally calls him a scumbag. So let's check
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Speaker 1: this out because I think he gets called that more
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Speaker 1: than once.
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Speaker 2: She could be in some very serious trouble. She could
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Speaker 2: be in trouble with the police.
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Speaker 1: If you report her, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Well.
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Speaker 1: What did she do? Did she steal something?
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Speaker 2: Well, let me ask you something. I've been dating this
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Speaker 2: girl for a couple of weeks. She's somebody that I
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Speaker 2: work with.
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Speaker 1: Where do you work?
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Speaker 2: If it's all the same to you, I really don't
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Speaker 2: want to say.
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Speaker 1: All right, but what kind of work do you do?
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Speaker 2: I'm in the legal profession.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: I've been dating this girl for a couple of weeks on.
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Speaker 2: This weekend, this past weekend, was Mother's Day weekend.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 2: And everybody in the office was talking about where their
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Speaker 2: husbands were going to take them, what their kids were
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Speaker 2: going to give them. It's one of those weekends, and
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Speaker 2: I didn't want her to feel left out, and I
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Speaker 2: thought that what I would do is do something nice
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Speaker 2: for her. And plus, it would also help me because
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Speaker 2: I'm not very good at, I guess I'm not really
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Speaker 2: good at this part of a relationship where you're getting
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Speaker 2: to know somebody, and I wanted to maybe draw us
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Speaker 2: a little bit closer together and not take so much
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Speaker 2: time doing it.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: So I went over to her house on Sunday. We
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Speaker 2: were going to go out to brunch, and I had
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Speaker 2: bought her something. And she sat down next to me,
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Speaker 2: and I cupped her hands, and I dropped into her
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Speaker 2: hands two blue diamonds that are about a carat each.
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 1: What is a blue diamond? I mean, this is a
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Speaker 1: very rare thing.
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Speaker 2: It is a very rare thing, yeah. It is a
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Speaker 2: diamond that can be artificially colored, or sometimes they're naturally occurring.
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Speaker 2: But I can tell you, these are about $ 5, 000 a carat.
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Speaker 1: You gave this girl that you've been seeing for a
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Speaker 1: couple of weeks two diamonds on Mother's Day.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 1: That's romantic, man. I mean, and you just dropped them
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Speaker 1: right into her hand?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just spilled them right into her hand, two
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Speaker 2: beautiful diamonds.
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Speaker 1: That's a beautiful thing, man. I mean, that's very, very
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Speaker 1: generous and very, very nice.
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Speaker 2: All right, and... But I had a good year, and
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Speaker 2: I wanted to do something nice for her. And I
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Speaker 2: decided that....
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Speaker 1: Well, that's beautiful. She must have been happy.
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Speaker 2: She was happy. She was thrilled. Okay, here's my question.
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Speaker 1: Go ahead.
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Speaker 2: Don't you think a gift like that, blue diamonds, $ 10, 000,
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Speaker 2: would be worth at least her giving me oral pleasure?
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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm very nervous.
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Speaker 1: You wanted her to perform oral sex.
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Speaker 2: Let me explain. I'm not comfortable with the entire process
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Speaker 2: of getting to know somebody over a long length of time.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you said that.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't mind getting to know a woman
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Speaker 2: over a long period of time, and I'm sure you
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Speaker 2: know that there's awkwardness at the beginning. So I'm a
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Speaker 2: little bit confused. I mean, this is $ 10, 000 worth of
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Speaker 2: a very rare diamond. I've spent far less on other women.
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Speaker 2: And I would think that common decency would dictate that
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Speaker 2: she would be....
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Speaker 1: Willing to be sexual with you?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm not even asking for full relations. I'm
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Speaker 2: asking for, you know, mouth blow or oral blow pleasure.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: Well, I guess we can call it oral. So you're,
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Speaker 1: in other words, you gave her.
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Speaker 2: Oral sex. You gave her.
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Speaker 2: These are two very expensive diamonds. Now... Well, what.
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Speaker 1: Okay. You gave her two diamonds.
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Speaker 2: That's my question for you.
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Speaker 1: Your question for me.
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Speaker 2: I'm asking you. Don't you think common decency, common courtesy...
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Speaker 2: You give a woman $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds. Don't you
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Speaker 2: even believe for a second that common decency and courtesy
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Speaker 2: would dictate the moral blow? I'm very nervous.
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Speaker 1: All right, oral sex, I guess, is what you're saying.
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Speaker 2: Yes. Don't you think common decency would dictate that?
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Speaker 1: Look, this is a young lady that you've known for
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Speaker 1: two weeks. You bring over $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds, and
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Speaker 1: why did you expect sex?
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Speaker 2: Because I'm very awkward with the newness of getting to
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Speaker 2: know somebody.
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Speaker 1: And you wanted to hurry it along.
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Speaker 2: I wanted us to get intimate. and i wouldn't even
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Speaker 2: expect again this is very key mister andrea i want
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Speaker 2: you to know this and i want everyone listening to
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Speaker 2: your children others i was not expecting fall you know
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Speaker 2: the whole the full and a lot of the whole
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Speaker 2: marianas as we say i was expecting the ball blow
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Speaker 2: pleasure all oral oral sex yes sir she's in a
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Speaker 2: lot of serious trouble because what's going to happen here
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Speaker 2: is if we can't work out a payment plan for
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Speaker 2: those diamonds I have to report it as a theft.
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Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. I don't want to
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Speaker 2: ruin this girl's life. She's very young. She works in
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Speaker 2: a firm. She is one of the clerks. Can I
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Speaker 2: ask you a question?
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Speaker 1: Are you an attorney?
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Speaker 2: I don't want to say.
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Speaker 1: Because if you're an attorney and you have the power
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Speaker 1: of hiring and firing, this could be construed as sexual harassment.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: No, it cannot. I gave her these diamonds out of friendship.
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Speaker 2: I'm just saying common decency dictates the blow... Oral sex.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, yes, sir. And what I'm saying is she
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Speaker 2: could be in serious trouble if she doesn't return those diamonds. Now,
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Speaker 2: what I did, I messengered over a payment plan of
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Speaker 2: $ 500 a month for two years, which I think is
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Speaker 2: more than fair.
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Speaker 1: So now, if I'm hearing you correctly, Bob, you are
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Speaker 1: expecting her to pay.
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Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely, yeah.
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Speaker 1: You're expecting her to pay for these diamonds... because she
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Speaker 1: didn't provide you with this oral sex that you're talking about.
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Speaker 2: That is correct, yes, sir. And that's my question. Don't
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Speaker 2: you think common decency dictates? I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I mean, if I find a young lady and you
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Speaker 1: give me diamonds... Let me.
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Speaker 2: Put it to you this way.
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Speaker 1: All right, hold on. Before you give me that example,
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Speaker 1: our number is 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 2: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 1: We're talking about Mother's Day, and this is Monday, so
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Speaker 1: it's Relationship Day. This is Robert Greene. You work for
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Speaker 1: a law firm, but you don't want to tell me where.
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Speaker 1: He gave a young lady $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds on
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Speaker 1: Mother's Day. She's not a mother, right?
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Speaker 2: No, sir, we're just dating.
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Speaker 1: All right, and she did not provide you with some sexual.
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Speaker 2: Sexual release, yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: With a sexual favor that you were expecting. All right,
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Speaker 1: here is our number, 1-800-449-8686. Let me give my example, okay?
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Speaker 1: Go ahead.
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Speaker 2: If I was given by her, for instance, a Harley Davidson,
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Speaker 2: I would think that, for me, that would be the
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Speaker 2: equivalent of... Like, if I was a woman, I'd love diamonds,
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Speaker 2: but I'm a man, I would love to have a
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Speaker 2: Harley Davidson, a beautiful sportster.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 2: If she gave me that, and she said, but in return,
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Speaker 2: I'm expecting the oral, I would say, all right, fair
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Speaker 2: is fair. But I think what you need to do
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Speaker 2: is she'd have to give me the keys to the
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Speaker 2: bike or something so that I'd know.
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Speaker 1: That she wasn't going to... What, she wasn't going to
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Speaker 1: give you the bike?
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Speaker 2: Well, just to, in other words, that I would know
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Speaker 2: that she was being fair.
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Speaker 1: You would go ahead, if she gave you a Harley
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Speaker 1: Davidson and asked you for oral pleasure, you'd go ahead
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Speaker 1: and do it?
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir, I would. But what's happened is she has
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Speaker 2: not provided me with the oral, and now I'm out $ 10, 000,
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Speaker 2: and I messengered over a payment plan. I said, well,
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Speaker 2: I expect you, and her name is Julie, and I
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Speaker 2: don't think I'm... I'm talking out of school, but I
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Speaker 2: would expect you to pay, and she hasn't sent it back.
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Speaker 1: Well, what are you going to do? I mean, you're intimating.
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Speaker 2: I could have her arrested.
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Speaker 1: You're intimating you're going to have her. You're intimating that
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Speaker 1: you would have her arrested for.
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Speaker 2: Look, if I flip the lip, which is an expression
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Speaker 2: for a Harley, then why wouldn't she give the blow,
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Speaker 2: an oral blow? See what I'm saying?
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Speaker 1: Look, all you have to say is oral sex.
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Speaker 2: I understand that.
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Speaker 1: All right, 1-800-449-8686, 1-800-449-8686. Robert Green works at a law firm.
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Speaker 1: For Mother's Day, the young lady that he's dating, he
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Speaker 1: gave her $ 10, 000 worth of blue diamonds. I've seen blue diamonds.
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Speaker 1: They're gorgeous. But she did not provide you with oral sex?
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: And that's what you were expecting?
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Speaker 2: I am not saying I was expecting. I'm saying don't
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Speaker 2: you think common decency dictates that she.
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Speaker 1: That she would do that?
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: Here is Barbara on The Phil Henry Show. Go ahead, Barbara.
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Speaker 4: Hi, this is Bob.
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Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am.
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Speaker 4: You're a pig.
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Speaker 2: You expect... Wait, wait, wait.
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Speaker 4: No, no, you let me talk. I'm the one who
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Speaker 4: called in. You better take it, buddy. You're going to
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Speaker 4: get it dished out. Listen, you gave her $ 10, 000 worth
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Speaker 4: of diamonds as a gift. When you care about someone,
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Speaker 4: you don't give them something expecting something in return. She
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Speaker 4: doesn't owe you a damn thing, and you, sir, have
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Speaker 4: proven yourself to be just what you are. See, what
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Speaker 4: you want is a prostitute. You can go anywhere and
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Speaker 4: get them, and you don't have to give them diamonds.
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Speaker 4: She's a beautiful girl, and you are a pig. You
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Speaker 4: don't deserve somebody that has the intelligence to crawl out
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Speaker 4: from under a rock.
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Speaker 2: Well, good for you. You know why?
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Speaker 4: Because anybody you deal with is higher on the food
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Speaker 4: chain than you are. You are a pig. Women do
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Speaker 4: not have to do favors for men when they are
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Speaker 4: given gifts. Those are things you do for people you
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Speaker 4: care about, who have earned your respect and your love.
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Speaker 4: And you, sir... earned neither. And you better learn how
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Speaker 4: to treat a woman before you. And I hope she
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Speaker 4: hears this show and comes after you with everything she's got.
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Speaker 1: Well, that's a good point Barbara's making. She may hear
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Speaker 1: the show and sue you for slander.
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Speaker 2: Sir, I've only used her first name.
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Speaker 1: Barbara, watch your language, okay?
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Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry.
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Speaker 4: This man is disgusting.
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Speaker 2: Can I say something?
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Speaker 1: Go ahead.
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Speaker 2: The reason why... It's not a gift necessarily as I
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Speaker 2: don't know how much I care about her or if
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Speaker 2: I care about her yet. Well, I don't know what
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Speaker 2: you find so funny about.
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Speaker 4: Because you are unbelievable. You want a woman to be
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Speaker 4: as intimate with a man, you, I think that's what
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Speaker 4: you are, as a woman can be, and you have
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Speaker 4: no clue how you feel about her? I'm not asking
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Speaker 4: her to have the sex.
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Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of Vaseline, buddy?
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Speaker 4: That's about all you deserve is a jar of Vaseline
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Speaker 4: and the privacy of your bathroom.
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Speaker 2: Goodbye, you disgusting... You know something? That woman, did she
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Speaker 2: hang up?
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Speaker 1: Yes, sir, she did.
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Speaker 2: Okay, obviously she doesn't know anything about men, and obviously
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Speaker 2: she's never been given diamonds, and obviously she doesn't understand
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Speaker 2: the difference between what a woman would be gracious enough
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Speaker 2: to give a man, which is the blow pleasure... And
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Speaker 2: that's not sex.
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Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know, before
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Speaker 1: I start, I'm tempted to call you Mr. Clinton here, okay?
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Speaker 2: No, wait, Mr.
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Speaker 1: Henry.
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Speaker 2: That's not.
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Speaker 1: Don't give me that, okay? You're asking her for oral,
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Speaker 1: and she didn't give it to you, even though you
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Speaker 1: gave her the diamonds. You heard that lady. That's considered
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Speaker 1: to be sex. All right?
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Speaker 2: No, sir, it's not.
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Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
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Speaker 2: I disagree.
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Speaker 1: All right, hold on. 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 2: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 1: See, what did this guy tell you when he called, Chris?
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Speaker 1: He said that he.
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Speaker 1: Gave her $ 10, 000 worth of these blue diamonds for Mother's Day,
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Speaker 1: a girl he's dating, and he said common decency dictates
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Speaker 1: that she gives him this oral. And he doesn't think
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Speaker 1: that's sex?
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Speaker 2: All right, 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 1: We'll be back. This is The Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 2: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 1: And now more on The Phil Hendry Show. You can't
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Speaker 1: do that, okay? Oh, well, but I wouldn't do that. 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 1: The Phil Hendry Show. Robert Green with us. This is
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Speaker 1: the day after Mother's Day. You gave a lady. She's
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Speaker 1: not a mom.
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Speaker 2: She's a young lady I was dating.
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Speaker 1: You're right. She's a woman you're dating. You gave her
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Speaker 1: these diamonds, and you expected an oral pleasure from her.
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Speaker 1: in return, and you don't think that's treating a woman
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Speaker 1: like a prostitute?
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Speaker 2: Mr. Henry, I care for this. I want to know
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Speaker 2: how much I care for this girl. No, I don't
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Speaker 2: think $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds. When's the last time anybody,
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Speaker 2: and I mean anybody, gave a prostitute that? And that
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Speaker 2: was after I had called her. And I said, I
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Speaker 2: realize you're probably offended, and I did give her the options.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but the options that you're talking to me about
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Speaker 1: are just as offensive.
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Speaker 2: Why?
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Speaker 1: You said you gave her the option. If she didn't
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Speaker 1: want to do oral, she could use her hand.
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir. I mean, you're treating me like I'm the criminal.
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Speaker 2: She stole the diamonds from me.
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Speaker 1: Hold on. And then you said something about the prostate?
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: What is that?
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Speaker 2: Anybody can tell you. Any doctor can tell you. I
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Speaker 2: don't like being yelled at, first of all.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What is that?
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Speaker 2: Any doctor can tell you that when they check the prostate,
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Speaker 2: they can manipulate it with the finger, and that way
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Speaker 2: you can also get the pleasure.
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Speaker 1: Are you telling me you want her to put her
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Speaker 1: finger in your rear end?
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Speaker 2: Mr. Henry, what I'm saying is I gave her options.
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Speaker 2: She didn't have to do the blow, the oral. She
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Speaker 2: can do that.
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Speaker 1: She can use her hand or use her finger up the...
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Speaker 1: You know what?
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Speaker 2: You're making me feel like the criminal. And one of
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Speaker 2: the things that I... I don't know. Could you hold
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Speaker 2: on for a minute?
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Speaker 1: No, I cannot hold on for a minute.
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Speaker 2: I got a call.
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Speaker 1: I cannot hold on for a minute. Here is Dean
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Speaker 1: on the Phil Henry Show. Hello?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yes, Dean, go ahead.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 3: Why don't they just go out and give him a
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Speaker 3: high-priced call girl? I can tell you for a fact
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Speaker 3: that there's call girls that work for more than $ 5, 000
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Speaker 3: or $ 10, 000 a night.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Mr. Gray, can you hear us?
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Speaker 2: I had to click over.
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Speaker 1: Who are you talking to?
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Speaker 2: I have to have this girl followed by a private detective.
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Speaker 2: That's him calling.
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Speaker 1: I don't want you clicking over.
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Speaker 2: I didn't hear what the guy said, what?
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Speaker 1: He said, why don't you go out and get a prostitute?
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Speaker 2: Because that's not like this. You don't give a prostitute
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Speaker 2: $ 10, 000 worth of blue diamonds. They're very rare.
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Speaker 3: You don't give a woman that you have a relationship
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Speaker 3: for two weeks $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds and ask her
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Speaker 3: that you have to give her, she has to give
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Speaker 3: you a pleasure.
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Speaker 2: Wait a second, who am I speaking with, Mr. Hefner? Look,
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Speaker 2: don't tell me about women, all right?
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Speaker 3: I can tell you one thing, you ain't got a
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Speaker 3: clue about women.
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Speaker 2: How do you figure that?
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Speaker 3: Because you don't give any woman $ 10, 000 and expect, and
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Speaker 3: then you tell the listening audience that she's suffering from it.
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Speaker 3: You gave her, she didn't have to do anything for you.
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Speaker 2: Well, she didn't give me any pleasure.
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Speaker 3: Did you ask her when you gave her the diamond, say, hey,
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Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a real expensive gift for
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Speaker 3: Mother's Day, and I want something in return. Are you
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Speaker 3: willing to do that?
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Speaker 2: You don't have to. When you give a woman diamond jewelry,
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Speaker 2: common decency dictates that you would at least offer that
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Speaker 2: to a man.
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Speaker 3: Common decency to a woman doesn't dictate nothing. You give
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Speaker 3: a woman something, you give it to her because you
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Speaker 3: love her or you have feelings for her.
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Speaker 2: I can't explain. Look, I don't want to, I can't
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Speaker 2: hear you because your phone's breaking up. Your phone's breaking up, okay?
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Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
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Speaker 3: Dean, your phone is breaking up.
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Speaker 1: You're yelling, so that's causing the phone to break up.
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Speaker 3: No, let me say this to Dean, okay? Now, I
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Speaker 3: know about women.
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Speaker 2: I know about women. Will you tell me about your sister?
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Speaker 1: All right, that wasn't necessary talking about his sister, okay?
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Speaker 3: He probably done that to his sister. That's why he's
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Speaker 3: expecting it.
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Speaker 2: Now, I know about women. You know about your sister.
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Speaker 3: You don't know jack squat about women, pal. A woman
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Speaker 3: that doesn't even think about doing that in the first
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Speaker 3: place has to be a part-time whore in her own respect.
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Speaker 2: Let me ask you something. Did you ever offer a
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Speaker 2: woman an order of onion rings for a little oil? Yes,
17:33
Speaker 2: you did.
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Speaker 3: No, sir, I did not. I was raised better than that.
17:37
Speaker 2: You don't give a prostitute.
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Speaker 3: Blue diamonds worth $ 10, 000.
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Speaker 2: For the oral blow pleasure.
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Speaker 3: Like I said, you want a high-class call girl that
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Speaker 3: expects that kind of thing for a service.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 3: You're not looking for a woman to.
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Speaker 2: Be in love with. You know what I found interesting?
18:04
Speaker 2: That both of you gentlemen know so much about call girls.
18:06
Speaker 2: I've never been to a prostitute in my life.
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Speaker 3: Well... What? You're trying to turn this woman into one.
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Speaker 2: No, I am simply saying.
18:17
Speaker 3: She's got better morals than that. That's why she ain't
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Speaker 3: doing it.
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Speaker 2: We're talking about South African... $ 1.
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Speaker 3: 000 Cadillac.
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Speaker 2: You don't give those to a woman without naturally expecting
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Speaker 2: either hand, finger, or mouth.
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Speaker 3: Do you think just because you gave a woman documents,
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Speaker 3: she's going to give you pleasure? And I think the
18:40
Speaker 3: way the ball bounces... That's not the way women... What
18:42
Speaker 3: end of the world did you come from?
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Speaker 1: Exactly. Women enjoy... Whoa, whoa.
18:46
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Before you.
18:47
Speaker 3: You give women that kind of money out of respect
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Speaker 3: and love. You don't do it for pleasure.
18:54
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not letting a talk show host and some
18:56
Speaker 2: guy driving a truck tell me about women, okay? I
18:59
Speaker 2: know all about women.
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Speaker 3: You don't probably got Mr. Attorney.
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Speaker 2: What's that?
19:04
Speaker 3: I said, I've got a lot more education than you
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Speaker 3: apparently have.
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Speaker 1: You do, Dean, but we've got to cut off because
19:09
Speaker 1: your phone's breaking up a little bit. Our number is,
19:12
Speaker 1: thank you for your call.
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Speaker 3: Let me have my talk space, and he keeps cutting
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Speaker 3: me off.
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Speaker 1: Well, that's true. Did you want to finish? Go ahead.
19:18
Speaker 3: This guy don't have a clue about morals and respect
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Speaker 3: to women. What he needs to do is drive the streets.
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Speaker 3: How much does.
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Speaker 2: One carat of a blue diamond cost? See, you don't know.
19:31
Speaker 3: She can go and buy a $ 20, 000 Cadillac and give
19:34
Speaker 3: it to my girlfriend, and I'm damn sure not going
19:36
Speaker 3: to expect her to go down on me. Not for money.
19:40
Speaker 2: That was the private eye. She may be leaving the
19:43
Speaker 2: state with my diamonds. If she wants.
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Speaker 3: To, that's fine. But you don't expect it.
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Speaker 2: I offered her the compromise of either the finger or
19:51
Speaker 2: the hand.
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Speaker 3: You don't give somebody something and inspect it.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Dean. 1-800-449-8686. You are missing out here, Mr. Green.
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Speaker 1: He gave her diamonds for Mother's Day. Now he's expecting
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Speaker 1: oral pleasure and She isn't giving it. 1-800-449-8686. The Phil
20:43
Speaker 1: Henry Show is back.
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Speaker 2: That's the thing you need to understand.
20:46
Speaker 1: What do I need to hold on? Robert Green is
20:48
Speaker 1: with us. You don't want to tell me what you
20:50
Speaker 1: do for a living, but you work for a law firm, right?
20:52
Speaker 2: That's correct.
20:54
Speaker 1: And you gave a young woman a beautiful blue diamonds,
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Speaker 1: two carats worth of blue diamonds for Mother's Day, and
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Speaker 1: you expected oral pleasure.
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Speaker 2: You know something, Mr.
21:04
Speaker 4: Henry?
21:04
Speaker 1: That's what you expected. You expected her to give you
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Speaker 1: oral pleasure.
21:08
Speaker 2: I said I gave her the option, if not oral pleasure.
21:11
Speaker 2: Then she could use her hand or use the finger
21:15
Speaker 2: that you put up.
21:17
Speaker 1: That you heard about, right?
21:18
Speaker 2: I heard about it from a friend of mine. But
21:22
Speaker 2: one way or the other, you know, everybody's treating me
21:24
Speaker 2: like I'm the criminal. She's the one with the diamonds.
21:26
Speaker 1: Well, you're going to report them stolen if she doesn't
21:28
Speaker 1: come through with this sex.
21:31
Speaker 2: No, I asked if she could do a payment plan.
21:33
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. Everybody's treating me like a criminal.
21:37
Speaker 2: I simply want to gauge the depth of my feeling
21:39
Speaker 2: for this girl, because I want to take it slow,
21:41
Speaker 2: but I want to get to know her. And I
21:43
Speaker 2: want to know how much do I feel, how do
21:45
Speaker 2: I feel about her, because who knows, she could be
21:47
Speaker 2: the one. She could be the one that I want
21:49
Speaker 2: to spend the rest of my life with. But there
21:52
Speaker 2: are a few things that I guess every man would
21:54
Speaker 2: want to know, and that's, you know, do she do
21:57
Speaker 2: the blow good?
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Speaker 1: Well, I think that that is, you know, absolutely crass.
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Speaker 2: Mr. Henry, I can guarantee you that every single woman
22:06
Speaker 2: you see with a diamond on her finger has given
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Speaker 2: a man at one point or another mouth blow.
22:14
Speaker 1: We can say oral sex.
22:15
Speaker 2: Oral sex. I guarantee.
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Speaker 1: Every woman that's got a diamond on her finger.
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Speaker 4: Yes. Yes.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 4: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 2: Sharon, go ahead.
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Speaker 1: You're on The Phil Henry Show. Sharon, go ahead.
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Speaker 5: Yes. Mr. Hendry, one.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 5: I have a diamond on, not Mr. Hendry, I'm sorry, Mr.
22:36
Speaker 1: Green.
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Speaker 5: I have a diamond on my finger. I have never
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Speaker 5: given oral sex for that diamond.
22:41
Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 5: I have been married. No, I did not give oral
22:45
Speaker 5: sex for that diamond.
22:46
Speaker 2: You bet.
22:46
Speaker 5: Two, you gave this woman those diamonds. It's immaterial what
22:52
Speaker 5: you gave her. You gave them to her. That is
22:57
Speaker 5: a gift.
22:57
Speaker 2: Period.
22:58
Speaker 5: End of discussion.
22:59
Speaker 2: You've never gave a man blow sex for the name
23:02
Speaker 2: of your ring?
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Speaker 5: No, I did not.
23:05
Speaker 2: Why should I believe you?
23:06
Speaker 5: And I know lots of people who did not and
23:08
Speaker 5: will not.
23:09
Speaker 2: That's what they say. See? But unless you're there at
23:13
Speaker 2: that moment when the diamond is presented, you don't know.
23:16
Speaker 2: And I can tell you, I've got buddies of mine
23:17
Speaker 2: that tell me the minute they give their girlfriend the
23:19
Speaker 2: engagement ring, suddenly her head disappears. Oh, yeah, right.
23:26
Speaker 5: Excuse me, but that is not the way it happens
23:29
Speaker 5: unless society has changed so radically that I've been married.
23:34
Speaker 2: When a man is on his knees telling a woman,
23:36
Speaker 2: will you marry me, she's the next one on her knees.
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Speaker 5: Not my husband, never was, never will be.
23:43
Speaker 2: Let me ask you something.
23:43
Speaker 5: He never treated me that way. He never expected me
23:47
Speaker 5: to be that way. He treated me with respect and dignity,
23:51
Speaker 5: and that's what you should treat her with. Expecting her
23:55
Speaker 5: to give you sex because you gave her an expensive
23:58
Speaker 5: gift is not treating her with dignity.
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Speaker 2: No, not an expensive gift. Blue diamonds.
24:04
Speaker 5: I don't care what they are. They are an expensive gift.
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Speaker 3: You gave them to her.
24:08
Speaker 2: Is your husband gay? No. Because the only way that.
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Speaker 1: All right, that's immaterial.
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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no.
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Speaker 2: Mr.
24:16
Speaker 5: Green, you do not understand women, and you certainly are
24:20
Speaker 5: in line for a sexual harassment... That's what I would say.
24:25
Speaker 2: No way. She stole $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds. I know.
24:28
Speaker 5: You gave them to her.
24:30
Speaker 2: That is not theft.
24:32
Speaker 5: That is not theft.
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Speaker 2: No, sir. That's a gift. I gave her the option
24:35
Speaker 2: of using her hand.
24:36
Speaker 5: That is not a gift.
24:38
Speaker 2: I gave her the option of using her finger.
24:40
Speaker 5: That is not an option.
24:41
Speaker 2: Now, if you... What is your name? I'm sorry. It's... Sharon.
24:44
Speaker 1: Her name is Sharon.
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Speaker 2: If you gave me a Harley Davidson and you told
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Speaker 2: me that I had to give you oral, I would. See?
24:54
Speaker 2: Isn't that fair?
24:56
Speaker 5: No.
24:56
Speaker 2: That's a private eye calling.
24:58
Speaker 1: Don't take any calls while you're on the door with me.
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Speaker 4: Mr.
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Speaker 5: Green has an extremely skewed view of what respecting a
25:07
Speaker 5: woman is.
25:08
Speaker 2: I'm talking about you and me now. If you gave
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Speaker 2: me a Harley, I would give you.
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Speaker 5: I wouldn't even ask you for oral sex by giving
25:16
Speaker 5: you an expensive gift.
25:17
Speaker 2: Of course you would.
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Speaker 5: No, I would not, because I was not brought up
25:21
Speaker 5: that way. A gift is a gift is a token
25:25
Speaker 5: of respect, regardless of the expense.
25:28
Speaker 2: So your husband never asked you to put on a
25:30
Speaker 2: fake mustache?
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Speaker 3: No.
25:32
Speaker 1: Why would he do that?
25:33
Speaker 2: Because I suspect that her husband is not into that
25:36
Speaker 2: kind of thing for certain reasons.
25:37
Speaker 3: Oh, excuse me.
25:38
Speaker 4: Huh?
25:39
Speaker 5: My husband was certainly... Well able to satisfy me.
25:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're talking about that, but we're talking about whether
25:45
Speaker 2: he likes you to do the thing, and he never
25:48
Speaker 2: asked you to put on a fake mustache.
25:49
Speaker 1: What's that got to do with it?
25:50
Speaker 5: No.
25:51
Speaker 2: I think you know what I mean.
25:52
Speaker 5: He is totally, he's trying to twist this argument.
25:55
Speaker 1: He's trying to intimate.
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Speaker 2: No, I think you know what I'm saying, Sharon.
25:59
Speaker 5: No, you don't.
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Speaker 2: You never wore a fake mustache.
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Speaker 5: No, I did not.
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Speaker 1: All right, Sharon, thank you very much for your call.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is you're trying to do.
26:08
Speaker 2: I try to determine the depth of a young girl's
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Speaker 2: feelings for me, and suddenly I'm a criminal. And I
26:13
Speaker 2: find that I'm not the criminal. She's the one with
26:15
Speaker 2: the $ 10, 000 worth of diamonds. Now, I got out a book.
26:20
Speaker 2: It's a book on anatomy, and it shows where you
26:22
Speaker 2: put your finger.
26:23
Speaker 1: Look, you know, forget about that, okay?
26:25
Speaker 2: But I Xeroxed it off and sent it to her.
26:28
Speaker 1: Well, so what is that supposed to say? In other words, here,
26:30
Speaker 1: this is how you do it?
26:31
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I would think... That woman got a diamond,
26:36
Speaker 2: and he didn't ask her for the mouth blow?
26:41
Speaker 1: And what's with that fake mustache crack?
26:43
Speaker 2: Well... 1-800-449-8686.
26:45
Speaker 1: Here is Patricia. Go ahead, Patricia.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
26:50
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead, ma'am.
26:51
Speaker 2: Hello, Mr.
26:52
Speaker 3: Green. Yes.
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Speaker 6: I really feel.
26:55
Speaker 2: Look, if I have to take more insults from people.
26:57
Speaker 1: I want you to listen to what a lot of
26:58
Speaker 1: these people are saying.
26:59
Speaker 2: Mr. Green?
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 6: I feel very sorry for you.
27:03
Speaker 4: I really do.
27:04
Speaker 2: Thank you.
27:04
Speaker 6: Because, I mean, obviously you're not from this planet.
27:07
Speaker 2: Oh, I see. This is more insults.
27:10
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
27:12
Speaker 6: You absolutely do not know how to treat a human being,
27:16
Speaker 6: never mind a woman, a man. There's something radically wrong.
27:19
Speaker 2: I gave this woman four ways to pay me back
27:22
Speaker 2: for the diamond.
27:22
Speaker 6: There's something radically wrong with this picture.
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Speaker 2: Mr.
27:26
Speaker 6: Green, I will talk. There is something wrong with you.
27:30
Speaker 3: Why?
27:31
Speaker 6: Because, first off, you gave her that as a gift.
27:35
Speaker 6: Bottom line, it's a gift. You, on the other hand,
27:40
Speaker 6: are up for sexual harassment, and you're talking about a
27:45
Speaker 6: private eye following her. You're in serious trouble. And I
27:49
Speaker 6: would suggest that all those little medical books that you're reading,
27:53
Speaker 6: you check up on like a lobotomy because that's what
27:56
Speaker 6: you need.
27:57
Speaker 2: You know, you don't have any common decency. There is
27:59
Speaker 2: something wrong with you. You have no common decency.
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Speaker 6: You shouldn't even use the word common decency. How dare you?
28:04
Speaker 6: You're nothing but a pig.
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Speaker 2: Ma'am, I'm not a pig. I gave this girl some
28:09
Speaker 2: of the most rarest diamonds on earth.
28:10
Speaker 5: Oh, really?
28:11
Speaker 2: Yes. Really? Really.
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Speaker 6: Obviously, you come from very, very poor stock because you're
28:17
Speaker 6: so impressed with the rarity of the diamond.
28:19
Speaker 2: Do you know what a blue diamond is? Yeah, I
28:22
Speaker 2: don't know, do you?
28:22
Speaker 6: I'm well aware of what a blue diamond is.
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Speaker 2: Okay, very expensive.
28:26
Speaker 6: I happen to have them.
28:28
Speaker 2: Okay. And I didn't have to get on my knees.
28:31
Speaker 6: Maybe your mother or your sister did.
28:33
Speaker 2: Oh, so now we're insulting my family. No, because you're disgusting.
28:36
Speaker 6: I really apologize to the show, but you need a lobotomy.
28:39
Speaker 2: You're an idiot. You told me that you got blue
28:42
Speaker 2: diamonds and you didn't twist a man's nipples for them.
28:46
Speaker 2: That's a lie and you know it. Yellow.
28:49
Speaker 1: Patricia, you're gone? She's gone. Mr. Green, if there is
28:55
Speaker 1: a message to Bruce, and what do you mean twist
28:57
Speaker 1: the nipples?
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Speaker 2: That's the fifth way that she could pay for them.
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Speaker 2: She could either use the finger, twist my nipples.
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Speaker 1: Okay, that's great.
29:06
Speaker 2: Don't spank me.
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