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Movies That Never Got Made · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week on the show, we bring four artists who
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  Speaker 1: are working on projects that secretly between us, will never
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  Speaker 1: get made.
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  Speaker 2: Nature is cruel, but Hollywood can be crueler. In order
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  Speaker 2: to make a project in Hollywood, so many things have
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  Speaker 2: to go right, and it's a place where so many
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  Speaker 2: things can go wrong. So we're going to talk to
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  Speaker 2: people who might be believing that it's going to be
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  Speaker 2: all up, but it might be all down.
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  Speaker 3: These four people have so much hope that the thing
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  Speaker 3: that's in their head is something you're going to see.
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  Speaker 3: But between us, we know you're not. We all know
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  Speaker 3: these projects will never get made.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing these people say, we'll see the light of day.
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  Speaker 4: So let's keep talking. It's a pass for now, just
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  Speaker 4: not totally in our mandate, and let's listen in. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: this is so good. I love getting together with other creatives.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you do you know what the topic is for this?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: No, they said interesting new projects.
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  Speaker 4: I think interesting young creator.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So they said people with a lot that they have
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  Speaker 3: going for them, I think is what they told me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's so exciting, man, It's like so exciting, dude, like
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  Speaker 3: all the stuff that's going forward for us, like me
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  Speaker 3: and my company, you know, it's the Rocks.
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  Speaker 1: What's your company?
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  Speaker 5: I work for Not Again Entertainment.
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  Speaker 3: I am the head of development for this pro skater
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  Speaker 3: turned serious actor.
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  Speaker 5: Now his name is uh.
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  Speaker 3: Guck Header, and Guck is like my best buddy. We
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  Speaker 3: went to this little cheer ones.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. We went to this tiny indie high school Harvard
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  Speaker 5: Westlake together.
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  Speaker 2: And your high school is Indy was it was an
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  Speaker 2: Indie high school.
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  Speaker 5: It was it was Indie high school because it wasn't
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  Speaker 5: funded by the state.
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  Speaker 1: We call Indie high school so massive and big, so
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  Speaker 1: you pay tuition and everything.
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  Speaker 5: Indie high School. Yeah, it's not, you know, not one
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  Speaker 5: of those public school. It's independent. It's not private. It's Indy.
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  Speaker 3: Me and Guck went there together, and he's been my
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  Speaker 3: best buddy. We've had some crazy times I can't even
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  Speaker 3: talk about. And now he's getting an entertainment and I'm
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  Speaker 3: we're no longer friends.
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  Speaker 5: We are we're business partners no way, and we got
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  Speaker 5: projects that we're working on.
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  Speaker 3: Guck's World is the Number one and it's a sitcom.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of what he wanted. His own Lowie. Do
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  Speaker 3: you guys know that show Lowie No Lowie c k.
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  Speaker 3: He had a show like a few years.
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  Speaker 1: Louie Louie Louis.
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  Speaker 5: Kaw it spelled Lowie.
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  Speaker 6: You never watched the show.
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  Speaker 4: Spelled So there's a song that actually tells you really
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  Speaker 4: how it's pronounced.
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  Speaker 6: I never heard that ready away from him.
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  Speaker 5: I read it.
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  Speaker 3: I read all about it on the internet, and he
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  Speaker 3: said he wanted to make some Lowy.
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  Speaker 5: So I was like, let's go.
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  Speaker 6: That's amazing. It's Guck's world.
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  Speaker 5: Like, it's Guck's world, so it's all about him.
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  Speaker 6: What's the pilot about?
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  Speaker 5: So it's it's so funny it happened to him in
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  Speaker 5: real life. He uh was trying to.
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  Speaker 3: Have sex with a girl, but he had a rug
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  Speaker 3: burn from falling off of a.
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  Speaker 5: Falling off of a jump.
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  Speaker 6: What kind of jump was he jumping onto a rug?
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  Speaker 4: Or or.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it makes so much more sense if you were
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  Speaker 3: to watch it, but basically he was doing a skateboard trick.
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  Speaker 3: He fell off the jump and he fell into a
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  Speaker 3: rug because some of these skateparks have rugs on the side.
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  Speaker 3: And then he was trying to have sex with a girl,
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  Speaker 3: but she I'm trying to touch him there, but the
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  Speaker 3: balls that's where my rug burn it on the side
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  Speaker 3: of his leg.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, the balls is good. I should pitch that.
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  Speaker 6: To him, rugburn on your balls.
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  Speaker 2: That's funny though, is about he's trying to have sex
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  Speaker 2: with the girl, but he has rugburn. That's genius. That's
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  Speaker 2: a genius. That's like, that's incredible. That's incredible.
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  Speaker 6: That's literally like, that's some good shops.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's awesome and I'm so excited for him,
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  Speaker 3: and we have so many things coming up. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 3: we've had a couple of meetings and they've told us
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  Speaker 3: that they're really looking forward to seeing pages because right
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  Speaker 3: now it's just a voice note we play in the meeting.
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  Speaker 5: Who's talking you or him?
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  Speaker 3: It's we did it voice the text on the computer
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  Speaker 3: and we recorded it on the voice note.
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  Speaker 5: We play it in the pitch.
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  Speaker 2: Oh the computer's talking. Yeah, amazing, that's psych I'm psyched
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  Speaker 2: for that.
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  Speaker 4: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: That's literally taking up space, which is something that I
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  Speaker 3: can't do anymore.
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  Speaker 4: I got no, we're young creatives. We all have to
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  Speaker 4: keep talking, like literally, we have to. We're addicted this.
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  Speaker 5: Well, how about you fucking get a hit junkie.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, stop stop that right now, Stop that right now. Okay. Hi,
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  Speaker 4: my name is Tracy Ronald and I am a young
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  Speaker 4: creative out of LA and I actually came to l
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  Speaker 4: A by way of Silicon Valley. I was a coder
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  Speaker 4: in the minds of s F just coding away for
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  Speaker 4: such a long time. But that that knowledge and tech
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  Speaker 4: has really made me zero in on what I want
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  Speaker 4: to do and what I want to do. And I'm
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  Speaker 4: so excited about this project because it's in it's in
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  Speaker 4: a baby stage right now. But we So I work
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  Speaker 4: for LG Washer Dryers and and I do a lot
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  Speaker 4: of the coding for the website. But we've recently spun
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  Speaker 4: off into a production division. So I'm the heading the
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  Speaker 4: department of Human Stories at LG Washer Dryer. And what
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  Speaker 4: we want to do is a washer dryer movie starring
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  Speaker 4: a washer dryer that is in the house of a
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  Speaker 4: rock and roll band.
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  Speaker 6: That is so human, that is so human.
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  Speaker 4: It's such a human story. It's a human story. And
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  Speaker 4: get this. But because I haven't even told you, Ei,
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  Speaker 4: there's the rub. I haven't even told you what the
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  Speaker 4: rub is yet. You guys are jumping on me. I
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  Speaker 4: haven't even told you what the rub is.
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  Speaker 6: We'll get the ruby.
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  Speaker 4: So the rub is the movie is going to be
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  Speaker 4: Choose your Own Adventure, Choose your own adventure, and we're
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  Speaker 4: gonna be the first choose your own Adventure movie to
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  Speaker 4: win an oscar.
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  Speaker 6: That is insane. What adventure are you choosing?
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  Speaker 4: So many things? There are so many things, So basically,
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  Speaker 4: you know how rock and roll artists have all of
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  Speaker 4: these clothes.
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  Speaker 6: It feels like you've never said so many, So.
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  Speaker 3: I resonate, you know, rock and roll artists with so many.
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  Speaker 5: So many.
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  Speaker 4: All of my rock and roll girlfriends when I get
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  Speaker 4: together with them, they are just constantly talking about, well,
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  Speaker 4: I have to wear this outfit for this show. What
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  Speaker 4: on earth am I gonna wear to this show? It's
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  Speaker 4: like a big problem that nobody's talking about. So the protagonist,
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  Speaker 4: Washy the washer, is going to wash the clothes that
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  Speaker 4: the rock and roll artists can wear for their band.
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  Speaker 4: So what you're gonna see to choose your own adventure for?
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  Speaker 4: What clothes do you wash with? What with? What's setting?
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  Speaker 2: So you don't even choose the clothes for the rocker,
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  Speaker 2: You're just choosing the clothes to wash.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the washing implies that the rocker could choose them
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  Speaker 4: to wear.
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  Speaker 6: This is amazing. This is gonna because if it's washed.
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  Speaker 4: So think about your closet, right, you have clothes that
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  Speaker 4: are dirty, and you have closed that are clean. Now
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  Speaker 4: you're up in the morning, you're headed to a meeting.
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  Speaker 4: What shirt you think you're gonna pick up this shirt?
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  Speaker 4: This shirt with mayonnaise mustard stains on it from the
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  Speaker 4: freaking deli? Or are you choosing the crisp, freshly washed
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  Speaker 4: LG Shine little shirt?
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  Speaker 6: Are you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm kidding? Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 6: Any more questions about that.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think they got it.
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  Speaker 6: It's yep.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm an open book. I'm an open book if
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  Speaker 4: you have any questions, because it seems like I'm sensing
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  Speaker 4: like a little bit of confusion, which is so interesting.
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  Speaker 4: And I love outside feedback. I love outside feedback because
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  Speaker 4: I'm just in a bubble with the other LG Washer
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  Speaker 4: dryer girls and we are going round and round in circles.
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  Speaker 4: We're so excited about this idea.
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  Speaker 5: This sounds like laundry simulator vision.
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  Speaker 4: So it's actually an Oscar movie about a human story.
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  Speaker 4: That's what's interesting about that.
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  Speaker 6: It's interesting, but I can.
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  Speaker 2: Ask really quick. Actually I know, I just said, no
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  Speaker 2: more questions. How is it gonna Is it gonna be
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  Speaker 2: on Netflix? Or are you going to be sitting in
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  Speaker 2: the movie theater choosing your own adventure?
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  Speaker 4: So that is actually exactly what we're trying to do.
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  Speaker 4: We are aiming for a theatrical release, and for that,
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  Speaker 4: we are shooting for a yeah, because we want to
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  Speaker 4: hook up with filmmakers who are not hookup like bone
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  Speaker 4: dirty hookup like meet up, use dirty freaks. You guys
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  Speaker 4: are too much. You heard when you.
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  Speaker 1: Were talking with people in development and you say terms
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  Speaker 1: like hook up, connect and you can join.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, sir, I guess I work with a bunch of
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  Speaker 4: dirty freaks and who would be absolutely down my chops
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  Speaker 4: for something like that. But we want to go for
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  Speaker 4: a theatrical release, So everybody in the audience is going
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  Speaker 4: to get like a little controller, and they're going to
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  Speaker 4: get a little controller, and everybody's going to be choosing
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  Speaker 4: their own adventure at the same time. And it's basically
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  Speaker 4: majority wins. So you are sort of like, I just
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  Speaker 4: love the way I lost so much. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 4: you guys are too much. You have to come do
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  Speaker 4: pinball with me.
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  Speaker 6: Wait? Where do you play pinball?
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  Speaker 4: I play pinball at this place? Buttons up?
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  Speaker 5: I can.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm working on?
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  Speaker 2: Right? No?
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  Speaker 4: Wait, wait, I need to hear this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm mister man. I am working on America's first and
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  Speaker 1: only out of recyclable materials. I'm building arcades in landfills.
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  Speaker 4: And it's it So it's for people who like are
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  Speaker 4: there to drop off junk and then.
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  Speaker 1: They're like me, you can go to an arcade, play
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  Speaker 1: with recyclable materials. And it also connects to your phone.
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  Speaker 4: How does it connect to your phone?
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  Speaker 6: Connects to your phone?
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  Speaker 1: You can play at home on the arcade.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, okay, you can play it.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like it's like an arcade. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to say, I don't want to introspect you.
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  Speaker 3: I love your canyon. I love what you're done. It's
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  Speaker 3: the best canyon in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, farming canyon. It's a family property of taking it
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  Speaker 1: and I'm a billionaire gets to invest. And that's the
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  Speaker 1: best part about coming coming into money is is being
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  Speaker 1: able to green light a bunch of ship.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So, yeah, and where did you get your money from?
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  Speaker 1: For I'm and canyon Oh, the canyon to play.
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  Speaker 4: It's a pay to play.
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  Speaker 1: Can the toll? I get? The toll was directly through Wow?
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  Speaker 2: And so maybe back to Yeah, yeah, it's expensive.
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  Speaker 1: Making a dollar off of sustainability. At the end of
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  Speaker 1: the day, all my projects connect back to sustainability and profiting.
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  Speaker 1: Profiting off of it and profiting because I think that's
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  Speaker 1: why people don't recycle it, because you can't make a dollar.
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  Speaker 5: So I so walk me through this. Yeah, it's an
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  Speaker 5: arcade in a landfield that I can also connect my phone.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, so I'm connecting my phone to the video for
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  Speaker 3: the for the arcade game that's sitting in there's like
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  Speaker 3: a bluetooth.
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  Speaker 1: Just say, you want to go home, but you're still
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  Speaker 1: playing your game. You can go home, connect play it
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  Speaker 1: at home.
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  Speaker 4: Like you've already tuckered yourself out at the landfill play
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  Speaker 4: arcade games, and you want to continue the fun. You
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  Speaker 4: want to continue the conversation at home. I think that's genius.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I think I think you should be able to
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  Speaker 1: take home places more. And we have a computer. You
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  Speaker 1: should be able to be at this restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: Go.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of want to go home, but I want
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  Speaker 1: to keep eating.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, also I think I mean not rocks. I'm just
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  Speaker 3: wondering if you are there, I think you had this question.
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  Speaker 3: If someone wants to place a pac Man made out
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  Speaker 3: of landfill.
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  Speaker 1: G's a way in line till that person is on
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  Speaker 1: their phone and home done.
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  Speaker 4: So wait, if that person's on their phone, are they
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  Speaker 4: taking up the space of Can people play the arcade.
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  Speaker 1: Machine at the moment? You can't take it home and
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  Speaker 1: have somebody else.
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  Speaker 6: It's so clear to me. I'm seeing it. I'm seeing it, and.
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  Speaker 1: We're making a movie out of it. But I'll get
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  Speaker 1: into that. What's what's the movie? It's about a little
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  Speaker 1: girl who meets the love of her life.
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  Speaker 4: Child is falling in love.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if I.
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  Speaker 7: Don't know if I see crystal clear, I see I
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  Speaker 7: don't know if I know about all that.
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  Speaker 1: If Gunk was behind if I put Gunk in the movie,
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  Speaker 1: would you be if I put.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you'll fucking pants you no matter what church?
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  Speaker 1: As an old man, it's my fear of your pants.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's your fear.
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  Speaker 1: I would never want that.
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  Speaker 3: You at church, and even if you're at the doctor's appointment,
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  Speaker 3: and even even if you're at the doctor's appointment and
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  Speaker 3: you already your pants are down because you're getting some
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  Speaker 3: sort of rectal exam.
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  Speaker 7: He'll unpants, you look up, you'll put them back up,
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  Speaker 7: and the doctor will be like, what the heck my
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  Speaker 7: hands in there?
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  Speaker 1: Oh doctor, and your pants.
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  Speaker 4: Had done that to me? Hashtag gock had done that
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  Speaker 4: to me.
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  Speaker 6: That's good, that's good.
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  Speaker 4: The movies later.
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  Speaker 1: But I have a lot of projects I'm working on
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  Speaker 1: and I'm excited to be here with you all today.
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  Speaker 4: This is amazing, so bright.
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  Speaker 5: Because it's the future. Is us.
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  Speaker 6: You Hi? I am you doctor Strachiachella.
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  Speaker 2: Strachiaella, and I am a doctor turned creative. I used
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  Speaker 2: to run a foot practice out of Topanga Canyon, uh,
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  Speaker 2: and now I am a screenwriter with my Well, it's
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  Speaker 2: a little project I like to call the secret project
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  Speaker 2: Doctor Spy. It is an amazing movie all about a
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  Speaker 2: spy who's also a doctor. Opening scene comment hits earth,
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  Speaker 2: what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
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  Speaker 2: Everything's going berserk. They're in a system. Siren's going off.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody walks in. Oh my god, it's doctor Spy. He goes,
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  Speaker 2: don't worry, I'll handle this, takes out his stethoscopes and sepiscope.
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  Speaker 2: People fall to the ground. Doctor Spy, what is he doing?
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  Speaker 2: He goes and types in the computer. A gun is
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  Speaker 2: a shocker. It's a shocker. It's like a taser. Looks
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  Speaker 2: like I've got the codes. He takes all the codes.
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  Speaker 2: And that asteroid that you just forgot about, Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: going to come into play the second act because Doctor
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  Speaker 2: Spy isn't alone in this movie. He he leaves and
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  Speaker 2: he meets his assistant. His assistant Gabriella. Gabriella is a mix.
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  Speaker 2: She is unbelievable. She is amazing with computers and science.
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  Speaker 2: She used to be a nurse, but now she's turned
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  Speaker 2: assistant to a doctor. She is running and running and
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  Speaker 2: running around in her heels all the movie.
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  Speaker 4: This is like a central part of the pitches.
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  Speaker 6: She stopped.
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  Speaker 2: So that part, Doctor Spy, It's so funny. This is
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  Speaker 2: that she is running into her heels all movie. And
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  Speaker 2: so what happens is they're figuring out the codes and
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  Speaker 2: they have to save the world from this asteroid that's
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  Speaker 2: just hit. They have no idea what kind of mess
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  Speaker 2: they're into. Because the evil commissioner, Frank, he is the
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  Speaker 2: one that actually got the comment to hit earth in
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  Speaker 2: the first place, and inside that comment Pikachu, Wait a.
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  Speaker 5: Minute, I recognize you.
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  Speaker 3: You know that doctor that got sued for trying to
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  Speaker 3: turn all of his client's feet into looking exactly like
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  Speaker 3: your receptionist.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, that's not true.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not Panga Canyon.
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  Speaker 1: No no, I'm not the wonder He did an amazing podcast,
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  Speaker 1: wondering podcast about that five.
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  Speaker 6: To five toes.
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  Speaker 4: I do have to tell me how you did that
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  Speaker 4: technology where you took one pinky toe and you were
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  Speaker 4: able to decide what the big toe would look like
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  Speaker 4: just off the DNA of the pinky time.
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  Speaker 6: I'm here to talk about how I took it.
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  Speaker 2: Gabriella made a foot decide what the big throw would
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  Speaker 2: look like.
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  Speaker 6: I'm here to talk about my movie Softer Spot.
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  Speaker 1: How did the story break? Gabriella can walk around going
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  Speaker 1: those people have my free Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the thing about it is, dude, it was crazy Gabriella.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Gabriella had to take a quote unquote foot baths an
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: led light bath the day for work the vault. Turns
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: out it wasn't a footpath or foot massage in any way.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: It was a Cloner mischage.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: That's treaty rendering, and then you were trying to turn
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: other people's feet into those feets.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Poor girl tries to go to the beach. She can't
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: find her feet.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: Everyone's for your feet, for your feet. Gabriella is a liar.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: It happened in the podcast Bonnie Hut went to the
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: beach and talked about how hard it was for her
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: to find her own feet.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, my sister is such a fan of
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: true crime. I have to get a picture with you, yead.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: To talk about doctor Spy.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Crazy about this moment we just had no maybe this
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: is the movie.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: You're right, Yeah, I don't think Guck would go for that.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: He doesn't like for me to do anything that he
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: is not involved in.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Well, do you guys have like like funding already? Do
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: you guys like have any like angel investors or like
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: funding or anything.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Everyone in my phone has saved as angel investor one,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Angel angels three. I have so many damn investors for so
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: many damn projects.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Do you have like a spreadsheet where you or can
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: you just remember the numbers when you meet them?
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Their contact photo is a picture of the spreadsheet.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: So yes and so yes and no has like some
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: really exciting partnerships with some brands that are ready to
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: pony up to help out brand.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: Well, we have Slim Jim's main competitor, thick Rick.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Is that a real brand?
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: No?
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: And well I actually saw anybody he just did a
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: kick flip over chat g bt.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: He did. So we worked with Sam Altman.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: And so we got chat GYBT sitting. We sat chat
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: gybt in the middle of the wharf at Long Beach
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: and he did a kick flip over it.
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: Oh my insane, it's amazing. Did that helped the funding?
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah? It did.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: It did because chatchy bt was super into it and
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: it it looked it looked into some bank.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: Accounts for us.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: It you can get awesome that it can do that.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: I actually loved that.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Literally, ya, you're gonna ask chatty bt yo, can you
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: give you give me money?
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: They went up to a museum and I asked for funding.
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: Way, oh my god, what happened?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: The Getty Museum said.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Yesty museum agreed to an arcade and a where was
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: this museum at the Getty?
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: But where is the Getty for you?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: The main Getty, the one with the monorail.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, so it's the real one, Okay, I just wanted
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: to make sure it felt like maybe getty Bill, I
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: wouldn't ask for money.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Are you sure it isn't that Italian restaurant slash wellness
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: centeredy spag edy.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Dogeddy. Now you're sure? You're sure it's not by the Italian.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: Spa slash pasta.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: You're sure it's not spa Eddy?
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Where is spog Eddy?
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: Spaghetty's read at the end of the monorail.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Just ride on the monorail to the end of spagh Edty.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is you can get funding anywhere. And
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I think what's important about having a lot of projects
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: on the development real if you will, is making sure
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: thank you, is making sure you you can go up
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: to anyone boldly and pitch something and be able to
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: go Are you in? Yeah, that's what rich people can do.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: I am going on seeking arrangements and I am obtaining.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Project so socially or romantic, this.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Is all business. This is all business. So I I
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: go on seeking arrangements and I look for certain keywords
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: and men's profiles creative uh in innovative, uh like uh
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: sort of like uh, inspiring people who are interested in
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: going the extra mile, right, They're not just looking for
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: a one time I pay you to have dinner with me,
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: I pay you to come home with me. I am.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: I'm looking for men who have who want something more.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: And there's a very specific community of men who get
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: a uh interested in I'm so sorry, you get interested
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: in exciting new projects.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: That's what that's the difference between a man and a financier.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Yes, exactly. That should be more called seeking financier more like,
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: because that's what I'm using it for.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Do you see do you guys wall that Instagram account?
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Men versus financiers, and it's always about this is what
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: a man does, this is what a financier does.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: It's it's hilarious.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and the men are like full of you're
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: in a situation ship.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: What's yours?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: It's awesome going on?
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: What's going on?
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Congrats?
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Thank you so much. It just happened. I just said, hey,
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: would you be interested in kind of hanging out with
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: me sometimes? She said yes. It's like I feel I'm
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: on top of the world. I just got into situationship.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: So that's it. So you haven't gone on the date yet,
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: she said to you, when I see you that's Oh,
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: that's a situationship.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: So no, we have gone on dates, we have kissed,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: we have stopped going on dates, we're still kissing.
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: That is insane.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: And that is actually really funny because it actually ties
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: into Doctor Spy. Early in the second act of the movie,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Doctor Spy meets up with his ex flink.
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: Her name Rebecca.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Her Rebecca is Isbacabacca like Chewbacca.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: No, it's like Rubaca, but she's harry as hell.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: But that's funny because she accidentally said Rebecca and that
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: was the name of the woman in the loss.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I think it was an episode two. Bonnie Hunt reported
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: that no, no, no, Michael.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Was the first woman who realized that her feet looked
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: exactly like her neighbor's feet, and.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Her neighbor was Gabriella.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: No, this is not what I came here to talk about.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Those lawsuits are incorrect. They were created by a man
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: who wants to spite me.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: The judge.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, the judge invented this case that I somehow changed
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: people's feet to match my assistance, perfect ten piggies, my
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Gabrielle's perfect soul and perfect Achilles tendant.
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: And that's just not what happened.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, they were put under during a foot exam. Yes,
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: they woke up with stitches around their ankles. Yes, the
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: pigment was incorrect from their original pigment of their skin.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: Those are all things I'm not denying.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: But I will sit here until the day that I
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: pass away from this earth and defend that I did
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: not switch people's feet and build Gabriela's feet with a
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: clone machine.
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: And replace people's feet with my assistants feet. So because
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: I like, I.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Got not.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Barely started about my movie, and you guys even know
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: that I'm actually starting a TikTok account.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Oh sorry, sorry, I can't believe we didn't ask.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: That is actually that I'm starting a TikTok account.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: That is actually rude of us. Tell us about your
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: TikTok account.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: My TikTok account is so funny.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: This kind of the algorithm.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: A front facing stuff.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: You're watching, it's your accounts, alba.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: So I'm getting a lot of tiktoks that are making
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: me laugh.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: So, okay, you're watching tiktoks.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: I am so interested in jumping in.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: These tiktoks are making me hoot and howl with laughter.
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: Some people are going like, oh, that's all right.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: About like things that they've eaten, or like.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Food poisoning account.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: You're on a sick talk yes' stomach talk and your
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: algorithms funny shaking laugh people are like just a taco bell.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: What oh?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: And I am laughing and laughing and laughing at a storm,
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: and so I'm going to start tiktoking that kind of
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: does the same similar thing but a little different. It's
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: going to be well, I watch these videos. I watch
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: these videos and then I do wet it, and then
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I do wed it or I.
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: Do wet it.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: So you do wedding, so you do it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 6: I do wet it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not due wedding. I'm not going to add a wedding.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm duetting these videos. So they go, they go, oh,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: I just say bad taco belt, and I come in
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: and go. You should really watch out before your body.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: That's funny. I like that. I love that. I'm obsessed
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: with young creatives when they react to stuff. It's like
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: a way to join the conversation.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: You should always be working with a young creative who
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: wants to react with stuff.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, industry needs.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: You, guys.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: I mean social, social media is such a big fucking
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: deal now right, and I'm going in so many meta
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: not only is the project important, but what is the strategy.
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: It's almost like you have to come up with a
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: marketing plan for on the movie.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you have to. You have to start early.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: And that's definitely something that I've been trying to do
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: with wash Me All Night Long, which is the name
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: of the movie. I don't even know if I said
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: it you washed Me all Night Long?
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: It was the band is the band kiss.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: So it's the band kiss his Friend, and we're it's
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: the band kisses Friend.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I never thought about a parody of a song? Is
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: the is the band's friend?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I will say to the movie sounds like you watch
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Me all Night Long, which is a little purpose.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: So it's a wash like a washing machine.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: I just need clarity here.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: So weird Al is basically a friend of the song.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: His parody so.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: The song.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: But I'm asking him the band in the movie is kiss.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: No, so kiss his friend because he's not singing Kisses songs?
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: So he is the band. You said it's a rock
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: and roll band's washing machine.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: I think you guys are really confused about like a
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: lot of things that I thought were just kind of
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: calmon knowledge. But that's okay, maybe I can maybe I
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: can walk you through it because that's okay. We we
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: all literally this is so funny, Like this is such
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: a good point. We all have different algorithms, right, we're
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: all in different bubbles.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: I don't have an issue with the algorithm, right, I
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: have an issue with you have told.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Me today so exactly because you're in your bubble and
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: saying you don't know what I'm talking about. Because it's
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: like I'm a yetti almost like if you're talking to me, listen,
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: so so so so social media strategy is so interesting though,
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: because for wash me all night long, it's to choose
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: your own adventure Oscar movie that we have to like
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: and we have to get the audience interested in that.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: You know how Marvel fans when there's a new like
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: thing coming out, they'll be like, oh, I really want
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: like a new Superman movie. Oh I really want this,
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: like I've like seen the comic books, I really want this.
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: So there's just something about the way that I can't
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: stop listening.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: So you're talking about how you've basically you have a fan,
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: and I didn't mean to go that long.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: I really like thought this would be like a five
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: second explanation. But listen. So so now, so we don't
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: have the familiarity with the ip, right, so we need
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: to create that demand. So what we're doing on TikTok
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: right now, we're setting up tiktoks on every continent and
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: everybody is going to be saying, I wish there was
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: a Choose your Own Adventure movie about a washing machine.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: And we're gonna get a bunch of influencers to get
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: on the campaign and they're all gonna keep saying this
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: sort of ponderance, this sort of wish, right, just like
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: inner wish.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: You're paying the influence for our ponderance.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're paying for ponderance, And so we honderant.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Has to be washing machine singing I wish.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: No, no, you can't get it wrong because you'll get bad.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: It's a washing machine.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: It's a movie about a washing machine in the house
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: of a band's friend.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: You guys, get weird with.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Me when I say you can take the arcade with you.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: You're wrong. It's a movie about a washing a dry
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: machine in a house with a band's friend with kiss.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: The band is friends with kiss, the band.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Is friends with kiss that's why it sings kisses songs
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: a bit different, and the whole band, the entire band.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: With the song. Wait a second, are you that girl
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: that's addicted to killing owls? I don't think that's not
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: switching my feet.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: I'm literally not the girl who's addicted to killing owls.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: That girl doesn't even live in the same house as me.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: Wait, hold on a minute.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I'm looking at you now, bro, I'm thinking about the
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Amazon podcast.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: No you're not. I don't think you are.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: She can barely get through an episode and it's about
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: that woman who kills the owl.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: No, I'm I'm not. I'm not the HOOTI who killer.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: I am not the HOODI who killer, and any resemblances
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: to me have been denied by a judge.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I know you just pissed yourself.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: I am pissing myself because I have been working all day.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: I pissed myself because I never stop hustling. Elon Musk
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: doesn't go to the bathroom, So why should I.
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: That's so true?
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Why should I? I'm not a killer. I'm just someone
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: with ideas and if you guys aren't ready to hear them,
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: well then pitch posh because that is ridiculous.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: Literally literally literally. I feel like we've done so much
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: work on this, so time for you guys to go
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: about your movie.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, ask me anything. I'm ironclad.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: I want to know, ask me anything.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: I think you got secrets.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I am perfect, Diva.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: I want to know about one.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Name is mister Fryman.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Mister Frman, Sir, dude.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: This is a special moment because you've never been called.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Actually read new for you.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: There's no way you've ever been called diva.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Du moment.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: So Diva? What's the movie about?
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: The movie about multiple?
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: You're making? The movie about who falls in love with?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: The arcade?
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: The arcade that.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: There's a little bit of walking around a landfill that
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: has video games in it, the love.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Of our life?
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: What are the tonal colmps for this movie?
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Are there any other Ladybird?
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: And mine King mixed?
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: And who is the ideal type for the girl.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: In the casting?
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: The little girl in the Hallmark commercials? Which ones from
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: the eighties?
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Oh? And what are we what time period does this
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: take place in?
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: No, oh no, we've found the.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: No, we've stumped her. Who's stumped her?
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: We haven't divas Diva, Oh no.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Don't look at me.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Mister Diva's trying to hide people like this.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: They're not used to having to answer questions.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, because he's actually being haled, his foot
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: to the flame.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: Don't get any ideas, freak.
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: Wait a second, you can do that?
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, odd I'm not that guy focused on him.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I don't have a movie.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: You just have an idea of an arcade, and I don't.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Have an idea for an arcade.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: You don't have that idea my name. I don't have
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: that idea.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I don't have the idea why I and I'm never
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: gonna get it.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Wait, this is actually blowing my mind. I don't have
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: that idea and then use it. But now you're saying
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: you don't have that idea. I don't have an idea.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Is it real, diva?
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: But it came out your lips. What is your idea?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Then I'm someone on the run. I'll give you two hints,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: all right. Last name starts with a B. First name
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: is a male name.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: A real name, Bernie made up?
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: No last name off. You just can't believe this.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: You're the woman who eats owls. You're the man who
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: clowns feet. I'm SCHMD Bundy.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: SMD Mundy Schred Bundy Times with SMD Bundy, Ted Bundy
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: with Bundy.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Hold on, your famous serial killer, Ted Bundy's in jail.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: You and you lied about having an idea you.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Lied about I thought it so all this time. I
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: thought you were guy the owned Friedman Canyon. You were
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: going to make an arcade out of landfill. Turns out
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  Speaker 5: your your serial killer Ted Bundy.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Who are you?
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: I'm just Guck's friend. Guys, What the heck?
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Wait? What is Guck short for?
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Well, it's a nickname, and what does it represent? It
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: represents when he accidentally fell in some mud. But his
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: real name, his real name is Alvin from Alvin and
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: the Chicken.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I knew the skateboarding, the descriptions so familiar.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Turns a fucking chipmunk and he actually lives in my tree.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: He tells me what to do, and he's he.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Said, tell everyone I'm a skateboard and tell everyone I'm
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: cool as hell, but I'm actually a singing chipmunk. And
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: me and my brothers we're gonna extort you unless you
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: get us what we want. I'm being held kind of
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: for ransom, and I'm being kind of extorted by these
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: fucking chipmunks, so I get this damn show made because
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: he said he wants a lowie, so I gotta make
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: a fucking.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Low Do you see what happens when you don't fund
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: the arts?
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: Literally?
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Like, do you see what happens?
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: And I've got something to say, guys. I know I
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: said no that I'm not the guy that took clones
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: of my assistant's feet and try to put it on
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  Speaker 2: different people so everybody would have perfect feet.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Wait, don't break my heart though, is it true?
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: It's not true?
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: What?
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: Oh it's not true?
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: What's not true?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: What's not true? Say it with your mouth?
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: Are you the doctor or not?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: It's not true that you're not that you've been lying
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: about the doctor? It?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: It? It is I am the doctor that does the.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Have to take that picture to send my sister? Few
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: I thought my I thought I was gonna get my
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: heart broken about that. Now I have nothing to send
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: it by Now I have something to send to my sister.
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: Well, guys, here's the thing. M this was a panel.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: About people with projects that we're definitely gonna get made mhm.
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  Speaker 5: But now, let's be honest. This is a panel of liars,
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  Speaker 5: that's what it's called.
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  Speaker 4: I think we need.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: I think we need to talk about lying, and we
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: need to talk about what we are from here?
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Where do we go from here? Because Okay, a lie
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: is not bad necessarily, it's just something that happens. Kind
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: of like the wind, kind of like the water. It's
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: just something that happens. So are we gonna make a
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  Speaker 4: fucking movie or what?
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: Wait?
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Wait a second, hold on, you said something important?
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: We what if a group of liars got together and
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: made a movie?
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: Were you saying we as in English or we as
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: in French? Yes?
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: I was not, I was not speaking French.
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  Speaker 6: I hope you weren't saying yes.
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  Speaker 4: No, No. I feel like I'm landing on something that
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: actually could be true for us. Is what if we
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: made a movie together?
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Well, what would it be about, even a bunch of
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: freaks that discover friendship along the way.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Well, let's pull our resources. I got thick ricks. They
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: would put in probably thirty forty K for this.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: I have access to a million washing machines.
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: I have a bike, I have a jail.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: We can film in.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: All right, I keep forgetting about that. And we are
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: all liars. So what about a man who could only
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: lie every other day?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, why every other day?
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: Well, because on every other day he tells the truth.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: So he like kind of contradicts himself.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: True liar, truer.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: Liar, liar to liar, truer liar.
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: True truer true. But it's you.
• 40:15
  Speaker 8: We've all said the different titles true two true, true,
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: a liar, true liar.
• 40:30
  Speaker 9: Liar to true lost the ideas, we've lost the sequel.
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: It won't be a sequel anymore.
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: You're true.
• 40:46
  Speaker 10: True liars, true lies, true lies, lies, true lies, true
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  Speaker 10: lies to true.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: True lies, true realized true true lies.
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  Speaker 6: True.
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  Speaker 4: True true. And so here's the thing. It's to choose
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  Speaker 4: your own adventures.
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  Speaker 6: Toose your own venture.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Only choose the truth to truths, to true truths and
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: a lie your invention.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: What if you lie twice, that's truth, double lie.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: Lie lies the truth to two lies. Man shoot the sequel.
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: The squeakal.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Have to put this in action. If we have something.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: I think it's time to start sending some emails. I
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: think it's hard to send.
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: True true the sequel, this prequel, True.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Lives, True lives True Lives. Thank god we got the title.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: The sequel starring Ted Bundy.
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: I don't need to be in it. Well what but
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: what special thanks to Ted.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Bundy in the title.
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: Yes, thank you Ted Bundy. So we have to give.
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  Speaker 4: An credit and.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: Oh hey, nice to see you there.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Sorry, we were just like in the middle of an episode.
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: We love the episode. It is so funny checking on
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  Speaker 6: you. You're good, girly, you good girly.
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  Speaker 4: And introducing Ted Bundy.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Oh in the popcorn at the MG will call it
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  Speaker 1: the Bundle to the Bundy Bucket, the Bundle Bundy Bucket.
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  Speaker 6: Let's not get cop in the name again.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: And that's the popcorn We gotta make the movie.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: First, we gotta make what's a script?
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Well, what's a dream?
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: What's a script? Got a dream?
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: Exactly every other day?
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: And he tells the truth every other day.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: And Rick, he tells the truth.
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: He is my God. And then he rides his bicycle.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: He rides his bicycle to the laundromat, to the laundromat.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: Then he has to choose which clothes to wear, which
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: clothes to wash, rather to impress the love of his life,
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: the little girl.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Which will be a woman who grows up.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: And so we meet the woman when she's grown up.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: So the don't run into anything.
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  Speaker 5: Weird, guys. I think we need to start an LLC.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: I think we do.
• 44:07
  Speaker 7: Day true to power, oh too, tooth to power, power.
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: Foot, truth to power, my foot, to power.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: In my foot and my truth to power kilos foot foot.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Chipmunk owl killer foot, chipmunk owl killer, foot, chipmunk.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: Owl killer, foot, chipmunk owl killer. Oh my god, it's
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: a musical.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: It's we're making a musical.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: We have to make our LLC a music cock what's
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: the for cock?
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: Chipmunk owl killer? For cock, for.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Cock, for cock show bread. We can sell it to
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Food Network read the music.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Guys, this whole time we've been coming up with a bread.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: We thought we were coming.
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  Speaker 6: We thought we were coming up with a movie.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: This whole time we were pitching a movie.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: We're pitching coming up with red. That's what this whole
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: thing has been the entire.
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: Time, ship ball.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: This is why it is so important to fund the arts.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Get young creatives in a room and you will come
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: out with something magical.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: It's cycling's excling. We cycled the movie.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: We made it a musical.
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: We made a bread.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Nothing is stopping you getting in a room with three
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: other strangers and leaving with a bread.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: Get out there, stay hungry out there.
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: What's the name of the bread? For cock? For marketing plan?
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: We get? We get birds?
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Go for cough.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: Continent.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, I think you can get a bird.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: It's actually crazy. I walked in here thinking, why the
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: hell are they bringing us to sit down and talk?
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Little did they know.
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: And to think at the beginning of this, you didn't have.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: That idea, and now I have an idea.
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: You have an idea.
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: This is crazy. This is the best day of my life.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, so we have to go out and get
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: ice cream, right this fucking where do you.
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: Guys want to go?
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: Magpies are nothing?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Literally, I'm kind of only a Van Lewin guy.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: Oh no, is this project falling apart?
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: Hey? I think we should kick Ted Bundy off the project.
• 46:37
  Speaker 10: Why cream fine, kick Ted Bundy out the project?
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: No?
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: No, why you've pissed Ted Bundy off?
• 46:54
  Speaker 10: I guess I won't have a seat at the Hollywood table.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Why excuse me? Sorry, I just burned it. It seemed
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: like only the doctor heard it.
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: Of course I heard the doctor.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: Only the doctor heard it. That's the name of a podcast.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Only the doctor heard it.
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: We thought, Brad, we were actually making a podcast.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Hold on a minute, us we become podcasts. This is
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: footage used on a podcast.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: We're b roll.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: We've been shooting the podcast this whole time.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Oh my god. We thought we were making a movie.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: We thought we were making a bread But what have
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: we been talking into this entire time?
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: We're not artists.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: We're victims.
• 47:41
  Speaker 10: And the idea I've had that I didn't think I
• 47:44
  Speaker 10: had was killing you all and telling.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: It straight to wondering what the hell.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: An insider trading true crime thing?
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: And what's good about each of you is that you've
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: all done bad things. So when I brutally kill you,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: people won't be sad because people like Rebecca victims everywhere.
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna be honest.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: And I know this sounds crazy, but I was following
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• 48:10
  Speaker 4: I really felt like I.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: Had the thread, the threat.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: Do we lose it?
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Do we all lose it? What about a short film
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: about depression?
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: We have to do that, We have to do that,
• 48:24
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  Speaker 4: artist Artists on Artists on ours answering the question. Now,
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